Ep. 47 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & LeeAnn Kreischer

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @thematturbator2146
    @thematturbator2146 4 года назад +1085

    "I hit the floor with my face"
    Tom: struggling to hold back psychotic laughter

    • @MindBlown720
      @MindBlown720 4 года назад +3

      The Matturbator so true hahaha

    • @Garblegox
      @Garblegox 4 года назад +11

      He definitely would have lost it if LeeAnn also included the sound she made, like "I hit the floor with my face and went 'WUUAAAEAW!!'"

    • @orangeyewglad
      @orangeyewglad 4 года назад +1

      It's okay we all laughed for him

    • @jturner97601
      @jturner97601 4 года назад +9

      I'm so doing Wife of the Part now. I love her so much!

    • @MrHeftyFine
      @MrHeftyFine 4 года назад +9

      As she's telling that story, she's so southern you can't help but laugh. Then you remember she's talking about her chin needing stitches

  • @mikeo5003
    @mikeo5003 4 года назад +2794

    this is great lol its like a parent teacher meeting

    • @VideoNozoki
      @VideoNozoki 4 года назад +35

      "OK-------------ay, so how have things be----------en at Home??"
      "Well..., there are a few things that have been happening HERE that I'd like to discuss with you...."

    • @nickwoodruff8718
      @nickwoodruff8718 4 года назад +28

      LeeAnn "accidentally" cracks a Coors Light

    • @nicksharp8868
      @nicksharp8868 3 года назад

      800th like. That shit funny

    • @matthewgonzalez2521
      @matthewgonzalez2521 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @charlottem.1477
      @charlottem.1477 3 года назад +1

      🤣 😂 🤣 😂

  • @Jacob-wp7yp
    @Jacob-wp7yp 4 года назад +2753

    Never knew what Tom's voice sounded like until now.

    • @MrJamesohh
      @MrJamesohh 4 года назад +14

      solid gag

    • @spartymatt9627
      @spartymatt9627 4 года назад +65

      A hhhhundred percent.

    • @audioliciousxxx
      @audioliciousxxx 4 года назад +15

      Hahah, someone beat me to it. I was going to say "A huuundred percent."
      Isn't that the damn truth though, fo' real. Congrats Tom, you have finally been able to participate in your shared podcast. ;) It's only been.... I dunno, a year? (someone can correct me on that, not "A huuuundred percent" on how long this pod has been going on. loool)

    • @MrJamesohh
      @MrJamesohh 4 года назад +5

      @@AgendaInMind "Western Medicine is pure fraud"....hahaha yeah how awesome is ebola, lets just let that shit run wild. Its organic. idiot.

    • @Supermonkey1987
      @Supermonkey1987 4 года назад

      Lmao

  • @TheCrawf28X15
    @TheCrawf28X15 2 года назад +394

    Oh my God, Leanne is such a classic southern lady, “I just patched it up and kept on going” 😂

    • @MichaelHarto
      @MichaelHarto 2 года назад +8

      Man i always find southern ladies irressistable.

    • @amyparra1881
      @amyparra1881 Год назад +6

      Southern ladies are charming.
      Her accent sounds like South Carolina or Georgia

    • @OMGtheykilledKenny42
      @OMGtheykilledKenny42 Год назад +1

      ​@amy parra I bet Georgia cuz they named the first daughter..

    • @rockinrobbie1985
      @rockinrobbie1985 Год назад

      @@amyparra1881 she's from Bowdon, Georgia

  • @mattwann5796
    @mattwann5796 4 года назад +5889

    LeeAnn is such a sweet lady for taking care of that handicapped guy Brent

  • @skrollox962
    @skrollox962 4 года назад +2262

    Tom dragging his best friend through the mud with his best friend's wife is the greatest thing I've ever seen

    • @brandondennis4369
      @brandondennis4369 4 года назад +28

      He said one of his best friends 😂

    • @MrDrunkNFunky
      @MrDrunkNFunky 4 года назад +49

      Don't worry, I'm sure he's in the back room sipping on his bucket of Kool-Aid

    • @trippersigs2248
      @trippersigs2248 4 года назад +9

      @@brandondennis4369 hes also called bert his best friend(singular) before. Whats your point?

    • @islandworkout
      @islandworkout 4 года назад +10

      TRippersigs22 he was trying to make a joke, saying “one” of his best friend’s, insinuating another person is his beat friend. Which it isn’t. But he was just trying to make a joke. Jesus guy

    • @sentientcardboarddumpster7900
      @sentientcardboarddumpster7900 4 года назад +2

      @@MrDrunkNFunky yea right he wouldn't have been able to stay out of the room knowing they are talking about him

  • @Breatheable
    @Breatheable 4 года назад +454

    Bert's wife is adorable and very tolerant and down to earth. He's lucky.

    • @angusgore5405
      @angusgore5405 4 года назад +19

      Yeah Bert's lucky he doesn't have to clean up after himself and Leeann is lucky she doesn't have to make her own couple million dollars a year.

    • @fantabulousdave
      @fantabulousdave 4 года назад +5

      @@angusgore5405 zing!!!!

    • @scottharvey2852
      @scottharvey2852 4 года назад +1

      Yup

    • @scottharvey2852
      @scottharvey2852 4 года назад +5

      @@angusgore5405 win win👍🕺

    • @jasminemason1174
      @jasminemason1174 4 года назад +4

      @@angusgore5405 it's still cool she made his website and what not though. I'm sure she does a lot of things related to taxes etc. I agree though

  • @Royy164
    @Royy164 2 года назад +541

    LeeAnn splitting her chin open at 6AM & just "rolling with it" for 7 hours until 1PM and going to the doctor only after a friend confronted her has so much Bert energy that I finally understood why they're happily married.

    • @jameshedden2260
      @jameshedden2260 Год назад +18

      Dude for real😂😂😂 she told the story and I was like "thats the most Bert thing I've ever heard"

    • @matthewstassen7209
      @matthewstassen7209 Год назад +10

      I would argue the opposite, this isn’t a negative but berts a little complainy

    • @Ipleadthefifth
      @Ipleadthefifth Год назад +1

      😂😂

    • @WOTVE-CW
      @WOTVE-CW Год назад +5

      It’s a very southern bred thing to do. I have a lot of family that reminds me of lee Ann. My uncle once stubbed his big toe on a stone step. It broke his toenail and he started bleeding everywhere. he just pulled the nail off and wrapped a convenience store napkin around it.

    • @Valerie-co8th
      @Valerie-co8th Год назад +1

      ​@@WOTVE-CWwhat else are you suppose to do? Go to the ER for a stubbed toe? My dad used to super glue our cuts. I split my head once and a kid glued it. Got second degree burns he rushed me to 711 to hold a slurpee. We were from CA like generations before so idk about it being a south thing. A stubbed toe I feel like everyone would just pull off the toe nail.

  • @nulledpixel
    @nulledpixel 4 года назад +1802

    LeeAnn should be a reoccurring guest. Tom should have her on after about every 10 episodes. On the 11th episode, Tom shows her clips summarizing the latest antics of Brent Crystals. It's fascinating getting her perspective on Brent. It's like a study in psychology.

    • @nimimerkillinen
      @nimimerkillinen 4 года назад +20

      Meh every 50 maybe

    • @christopherolivares5096
      @christopherolivares5096 4 года назад +1

      Yo

    • @nulledpixel
      @nulledpixel 4 года назад +23

      @@nimimerkillinen True, 10 was maybe to short to feather.

    • @MIKEHANCHO817
      @MIKEHANCHO817 4 года назад +5

      Just to recap all the nonsense bert says lol

    • @aaronalbertson8670
      @aaronalbertson8670 4 года назад +10

      I absolutely love this idea. I've only ever heard about her from Crysler and Segura, but hearing her on the actual podcast, shes amazing!

  • @solat90ro
    @solat90ro 4 года назад +794

    Watching this makes me feel like I'm watching a parent teacher conference lol.
    Teacher tom: your son eats boogers
    LeeAnn: yeah. He's working on it.

    • @mandihollingsworth182
      @mandihollingsworth182 3 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @joshuagallup3005
      @joshuagallup3005 2 года назад +3

      So accurate!

    • @SassySlayer69
      @SassySlayer69 2 года назад +1

      Exactly lmao. Same vibes. When wife becomes momma.

    • @VirginiaWolf88
      @VirginiaWolf88 2 года назад

      I can totally picture Tom as a school teacher. For a stint anyway. Lol. Great comment.

    • @traceycurtis1005
      @traceycurtis1005 2 года назад

      This just made me spit beer out of my nose. I haven't laughed so hard in years.

  • @MatthewNoPants1atoll
    @MatthewNoPants1atoll 4 года назад +784

    The most patient woman in all of comedy

  • @mbb8111
    @mbb8111 2 года назад +297

    The background laughter is gold...don't ever let that guy go

    • @BIGSTANK12349
      @BIGSTANK12349 2 года назад +4

      Makes me think of the morning radio as a kid

    • @Gcm42011
      @Gcm42011 Год назад +8

      Nadav is the man

    • @williamRE
      @williamRE Год назад +11

      Fake and overdone. The people that hate it stopped listening.

    • @ScrubDaddy67
      @ScrubDaddy67 Год назад

      Nah. Let em go

    • @PLF...
      @PLF... Год назад

      @@williamRE they are not missed though. It's the same people who say everything Fallon does is fake and overdone, and hedge their bets that something is fake regardless what it is. Plot twist, but then they believe pizza gate and flat earth.

  • @beegwan1893
    @beegwan1893 4 года назад +1507

    This is possibly the most loving and friendly character assassination I’ve ever witnessed.

    • @lenapauline8634
      @lenapauline8634 4 года назад +10

      😂😂😂

    • @dougferguson6876
      @dougferguson6876 4 года назад +27

      You win the comment section. I don't care what anyone else says

    • @beegwan1893
      @beegwan1893 4 года назад +6

      Doug Ferguson thanks mommy!

    • @mattweaver2523
      @mattweaver2523 4 года назад +6

      Yeah this comment should literally be in the description

    • @ElkinsEric
      @ElkinsEric 4 года назад +2

      Doug Ferguson I concur with your statement.

  • @60minutemeditations51
    @60minutemeditations51 4 года назад +1153

    He makes her laugh. She really does love him. I love how she laughs harder and harder as his stories get crazier and crazier, even when they're about her.

    • @mordsythe
      @mordsythe 3 года назад +17

      It’s one of the reasons my wife loves them.
      I love to do the same thing to her.
      Laughter really does make everything better.

    • @rustyshack1707
      @rustyshack1707 3 года назад +9

      I know, Tom makes her laugh until her chest hurts. She really does love Tom. I also enjoy how much more she laughs as Tom’s stories get cooler and cooler, even when they’re about her and her fine ass.

    • @aaabbbccc985
      @aaabbbccc985 2 года назад +5

      It really is proof that if you make a woman laugh you do just about anything and she'll put up with it.
      My grandad always told me, you can do anything you want to a woman, as long as you don't bore her. That has been true so many times in my life and I've always tried to keep my relationships fun and new.

    • @Jackman66666666
      @Jackman66666666 2 года назад +1

      She laughs cause she embarrassed for him.

    • @deadbodybaby1
      @deadbodybaby1 2 года назад

      @@aaabbbccc985 well bud idk there’s a few other things you shouldn’t do to women lol

  • @JadedDemocracy
    @JadedDemocracy 4 года назад +1373

    This show should be called exploring the man behind the child: a documentary

    • @Rick-df7yq
      @Rick-df7yq 4 года назад +34

      They’re saving that title for the Joe Biden doc?

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 4 года назад +9

      'man behind the child' sounds really really wrong dude

    • @nashvillearmwrestling9715
      @nashvillearmwrestling9715 4 года назад +6

      The messy cave behind the bear 🐻

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 4 года назад +3

      that sounds like the next Michael Jackson doc

    • @merllingreen738
      @merllingreen738 4 года назад +1

      Brian correct grammer thank you brian brian. lol

  • @KelseyBrand
    @KelseyBrand Год назад +229

    my laughter increases exponentially when i hear dude in the background laughing. i love it.

    • @Funhaus_Ryan
      @Funhaus_Ryan Год назад +15

      That's your favorite Jew, Nadav.

    • @josh5641
      @josh5641 Год назад +1

      Every episode to

    • @TheHumptyDumper
      @TheHumptyDumper Год назад +2

      @@Funhaus_Ryan my favorite J

    • @halfameatballz
      @halfameatballz Год назад +4

      Nedav is the laugh track for all the pods he's the producer on.

    • @chanandlerbong2477
      @chanandlerbong2477 Год назад +2

      That's a hardcore Christian Evangelist known as Patty O'Neil

  • @dirkbowman946
    @dirkbowman946 4 года назад +707

    This is the most we've heard Tim talk in an episode

    • @hettel_visual
      @hettel_visual 4 года назад +47

      Bert talks so much you didn't realize his name is Tom, did you

    • @dirkbowman946
      @dirkbowman946 4 года назад +4

      @@hettel_visual imagine Bert interviewing RPC

    • @hettel_visual
      @hettel_visual 4 года назад +10

      @@dirkbowman946 imagine Bert interviewing....

    • @Cunch
      @Cunch 4 года назад +20

      Yeah, different dynamic without that Brett guy. Gonna be some good pods with Warren Sapp

    • @8788superman
      @8788superman 4 года назад +13

      I think you mean Tony

  • @matthewmilantoni3961
    @matthewmilantoni3961 4 года назад +331

    “I’ll get to talk this episode” haha I was thinking the same thing!

    • @williamguilfoyle3068
      @williamguilfoyle3068 4 года назад +4

      Not stingy at all

    • @SuperHoneyOil
      @SuperHoneyOil 4 года назад +4

      I hope they do more of these. It was nice to shit on Bert. Like a fresh of breath air. He makes me so mad sometimes, I just can't do it. I've never liked his podcasts, and Tom brings the best out. Sometimes he's been too much lately, going through it as a clip show with Lee Anne is a good break.

    • @noyb901
      @noyb901 4 года назад

      @@SuperHoneyOil I'm glad you said that. I quit watching "2 Bears" a couple of episodes ago because I was tired of Bert shitting on his wife. This episode brought me back. He needs to watch this 100 times... although I truly believe that he's too self absorbed to change.

    • @SuperHoneyOil
      @SuperHoneyOil 4 года назад +1

      @@noyb901 Yeah I've had to stop a few early. Bert can be too much, I wish they would shut him down a bit more. Or Tom would be a bit more rude to him. Maybe just him have a mic cut button? lol

  • @poeticdesigns8893
    @poeticdesigns8893 4 года назад +98

    It was so great watching Bert's wives gossip and really connect with each other.

  • @burntheobedient4473
    @burntheobedient4473 3 года назад +48

    She has a great laugh. Something very calming and motherly about it. She is a saint for dealing with Bert

  • @johnmikolay9597
    @johnmikolay9597 4 года назад +1282

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again: LeeAnn Kreischer is a national treasure.

  • @John-lo4xz
    @John-lo4xz 4 года назад +540

    Great to have an episode where I don't get physically ill.

    • @wbrooks1995
      @wbrooks1995 4 года назад +6

      John that’s not what we are here for make me sick 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @randomguy-z2l
      @randomguy-z2l 4 года назад +6

      You may need to get outta the house more mommy's. Or maybe im just super fucked up

    • @AllanJ...Batmo365
      @AllanJ...Batmo365 4 года назад +2

      Cowboy up, buddy...

    • @alecdt3348
      @alecdt3348 4 года назад +4

      I thought you were right until I got to Bert’s booger’s and that almost made me puke

    • @geromelegnome5446
      @geromelegnome5446 4 года назад +2

      The sexual tension between them is palpable!!! Brent kucksher should be worried that there will be a new bear in that cave!!!

  • @MadVillain23
    @MadVillain23 4 года назад +789

    This was a good break from hearing Bert interrupt himself every sentence.

    • @JesusIsKingOfKings88
      @JesusIsKingOfKings88 4 года назад +25

      A huuuundred percent

    • @clipsedrag13
      @clipsedrag13 4 года назад +8

      I just don't want to hear his stupid fucking laugh for the whole podcast

    • @kollin7185
      @kollin7185 4 года назад +4

      It's a nice break from hearing him eat, too.

    • @ryanperkins5463
      @ryanperkins5463 4 года назад +9

      Holdonholdonholdon! And telling native to look shit up then soon after changing the subject. He's all over the place. He either needs adderall or needs to stop taking it.

  • @sethbaus
    @sethbaus 2 года назад +92

    As a non religious person, Leanne is the only evidence of angels. What an amazing woman: funny, understanding, caring, smart, motivated, tough as hell, and undoubtedly the ruler of the Kreischer household.

    • @2011blueman
      @2011blueman Год назад

      Nope, she's a massive Karen.

    • @GreedyOrange
      @GreedyOrange Год назад +5

      i cant believe hes got such a wonderfull woman to love him,
      thats hope for the rest of us i guess xD

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted Год назад +2

      Yeah I wish my wife was like her, would make life so much easier if she was that understanding

    • @pachamammaorganics
      @pachamammaorganics 11 месяцев назад

      Any woman deserves better

  • @Timfargo
    @Timfargo 4 года назад +325

    Leeann just described Bert as:
    "An eat, sleep, drink, f**k kinda guy".
    Perfect tombstone.
    ...and a great merch quote.

    • @Selicularr
      @Selicularr 4 года назад +1

      This needs more likes

    • @spencersherwood217
      @spencersherwood217 4 года назад +1

      Brett*

    • @polybiusnymb6446
      @polybiusnymb6446 4 года назад

      I think that makes him sound a bit too cool

    • @benbrown5495
      @benbrown5495 4 года назад

      @ronald mcdonald Ya he doesn’t podcast or do stand up comedy or have his own tv shows. You are a pathetic loser.

    • @maumee2008
      @maumee2008 4 года назад

      Tshirts

  • @beep6410
    @beep6410 4 года назад +618

    when LeeAnn was talking about Bert's "stance" where he puts his hands on his hips, bert doing that EXACT pose is in frame on the sign behind her

  • @nullzeal
    @nullzeal 4 года назад +1806

    What we learned is, If Burnt is the "Machine" then LeeAnn is the engine running it lol.

    • @deviljon
      @deviljon 4 года назад +53

      She's the coolant.

    • @CrossWolftheEnd
      @CrossWolftheEnd 4 года назад +35

      A hundred percent

    • @Carlosjimenez-tr9ze
      @Carlosjimenez-tr9ze 3 года назад +30

      She’s the mechanic

    • @imjustapancake3188
      @imjustapancake3188 3 года назад +9

      Shes definitely the engine and the engineer 💀💀

    • @bairstoww
      @bairstoww 3 года назад +13

      So I guess what you're saying is... that she's the machine within?
      🎵 Machines within, Machines within 🎵

  • @bengotagun
    @bengotagun 2 года назад +12

    She has such a kind face. Seems like a genuinely sweet person. It’s rare and I love it!

  • @HalinazDziecmi
    @HalinazDziecmi 4 года назад +905

    Next episode: Christina roasts Bert to his face for two hours

    • @jcallow6568
      @jcallow6568 4 года назад +18

      I'd watch that

    • @jvajdos
      @jvajdos 4 года назад +21

      Bort*

    • @97McLuvin
      @97McLuvin 4 года назад +7

      holy fuck - and they say perfection cannot be achieved

    • @Snipergod613
      @Snipergod613 3 года назад +3

      Well it’s arrived

    • @karleymurphy
      @karleymurphy 3 года назад +1

      I'd pay to watch that

  • @kjmma2752
    @kjmma2752 4 года назад +474

    Notice how she lets Tom speak, and then answers the question. Yet Bert has done hundreds of podcasts and still can’t grasp this concept... 🤣

    • @Sparksterfu
      @Sparksterfu 4 года назад +12

      Bill and bert podcast is different

    • @murderc27
      @murderc27 4 года назад +14

      Someone once commented that he's a fat hamster with ADD, and it seemed an apt analysis to me.

    • @nickb9720
      @nickb9720 4 года назад +9

      @@Sparksterfu Yea, Bill is the one doing the interrupting lol. It's a vicious circle

    • @agfb4039
      @agfb4039 4 года назад +2

      Bert gets too excited that's just him

    • @YoMama9021
      @YoMama9021 4 года назад +1

      Exactly why he needs her lol 😂

  • @wtfpwnz0red
    @wtfpwnz0red 4 года назад +527

    Bart takes a day off, but the podcast is still uh-hundred-purcent about him

    • @danielpenrodii2389
      @danielpenrodii2389 4 года назад +38

      When you’re that heavy, your gravitational pull is just too strong.

    • @MrJ-ro1yr
      @MrJ-ro1yr 4 года назад +15

      She even dropped a "uhhh hundred percent" in the 1st 15 minutes.

    • @mimigiggles4199
      @mimigiggles4199 4 года назад +4

      At first I was a little worried that Bert wandered off, then I worried it was an in memoriam, then I thought maybe he was doing Celebrity Rehab with dr. Drew.

    • @danielpenrodii2389
      @danielpenrodii2389 4 года назад +2

      Mr J That’s a good woman who stays on brand.

    • @skyline4256
      @skyline4256 4 года назад +4

      It’s a complete nightmere

  • @88nmike
    @88nmike 3 года назад +97

    I’m on a LeeAnn podcast binge and I have never been happier with a RUclips video decision lol.

    • @jasonmeador7861
      @jasonmeador7861 3 года назад +4

      I did the same!!

    • @younghex9577
      @younghex9577 2 года назад +2

      I think I'm about to start mine. She's just wonderful

  • @evanlegere4154
    @evanlegere4154 4 года назад +165

    Leann Krestanza is the Guest of the Year. This whole show up to this point has been a case study on the life and mind of Brent himself.
    This is the debriefing.

    • @kevint985
      @kevint985 4 года назад +1

      Hahahaha so true!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @mattduell3
    @mattduell3 4 года назад +252

    Bert is so lucky he has LeeAnn. She deserves a holiday 😂

    • @angelique_cs
      @angelique_cs 4 года назад +6

      I totally agree. She's officially the best.

    • @laurak6685
      @laurak6685 4 года назад +6

      Y’all underestimate the amount of wealth that man has to offer lol.
      No way she would’ve stuck around if he were a construction worker or some truck- driver, etc

    • @MirOStov
      @MirOStov 4 года назад +2

      She needs Sainthood

    • @richardjones1699
      @richardjones1699 4 года назад +1

      Agreed.

    • @michealburns8017
      @michealburns8017 4 года назад +3

      She's literally on holiday every time he's on the road! Lol

  • @DND09
    @DND09 4 года назад +1358

    I now understand why Brent cried when LeeAnn dumped him in college. This woman is a saint!

    • @kusucks991
      @kusucks991 4 года назад +19

      Whoa, I've never heard that story

    • @TrevorParsnips
      @TrevorParsnips 3 года назад +3

      @@kusucks991 whoa, that's amazing, please tell me more.

    • @kusucks991
      @kusucks991 3 года назад +15

      @@TrevorParsnips I've been watching Bert and Tom for years and heard all the marriage talk and never have heard reference of Bert and LeAnn breaking up before, so it would be interesting to hear the story sometime

    • @TrevorParsnips
      @TrevorParsnips 3 года назад +3

      @@kusucks991 whoa, that is so interesting to me, can you go into even more detail than that?

    • @kusucks991
      @kusucks991 3 года назад +26

      @@TrevorParsnips why do you insist on making an ass of yourself like this?

  • @nachomansandyravage2346
    @nachomansandyravage2346 3 года назад +5

    Her kindness and calmness comes through in her voice even, what a sweet lady

  • @mimigiggles4199
    @mimigiggles4199 4 года назад +409

    Everyone agrees that Burt would fall apart without his wife, a huuundred percent

    • @michealburns8017
      @michealburns8017 4 года назад +3

      He says it every couple episodes! Lol

    • @squeezeslemons
      @squeezeslemons 4 года назад +2

      Oh UH HUNdred percent

    • @bassoutofface
      @bassoutofface 4 года назад +1

      It would be an a HUNDRED percent nightmeer

    • @botmon.
      @botmon. 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @wejsmith5446
      @wejsmith5446 4 года назад +1

      Yeah same with bobby lee

  • @johnperish
    @johnperish 4 года назад +262

    looks like that " A Hundred Percent" line is the Kreischer family motto lol

    • @nz540im3
      @nz540im3 4 года назад +9

      You do pick up sayings from people you are around a lot. I noticed she dropped it a couple of times before they talked about it haha. Would be interesting if it come from her or Bert for a start

    • @hurrell2
      @hurrell2 4 года назад +5

      uh hundred

    • @youtime18
      @youtime18 4 года назад +5

      Uhhhhhhhundred percent

    • @thisguyhere5837
      @thisguyhere5837 4 года назад +4

      Brendan Schaub must be a distant relative

    • @Grant25
      @Grant25 4 года назад +3

      Rogan says it as well sometimes. Someone started it first

  • @onepepperoni
    @onepepperoni 4 года назад +410

    Burt is a very lucky man. This is my first time hearing anything from LeeAnn, and my god what a lovely person. Confident, capable, and empathetic, she's a straight-up triple threat. Also, Burt seems great too. They seem like a power couple for sure. Nice episode thank you!

  • @allobove7798
    @allobove7798 2 года назад +89

    Very rare for a woman to be that down to earth and understanding. Bert's a lucky man.

    • @LoveFitsAll
      @LoveFitsAll 2 года назад +2

      *Bort

    • @MartiniGTGP
      @MartiniGTGP 2 года назад +1

      Brant

    • @missline9204
      @missline9204 Год назад

      it is not very rare for a woman to be empathetic to an incompetent man...

    • @pdfbanana
      @pdfbanana Год назад

      she acts like his mom

  • @omgersh
    @omgersh 4 года назад +96

    Finally! We get to see the CAVE instead of just the 2 BEARS.

  • @dtuohy1026
    @dtuohy1026 4 года назад +347

    The world's most patient wife of all time... Uhhh hundred percent

    • @BlackPhillip666
      @BlackPhillip666 4 года назад +3

      LeeAnn is an alcoholic enabler, and an anti-semite.

    • @DanielDanger420
      @DanielDanger420 4 года назад +4

      Living with Bert would be a nightmere.

    • @BrokenGodEnt
      @BrokenGodEnt 4 года назад +3

      @@BlackPhillip666 I kinda disagree, but kinda agree. He told a story about how he quit drinking once and she told him "I don't think you have a drinking problem", which is... something.

    • @jamesdougherty8907
      @jamesdougherty8907 4 года назад

      she like Louis and Marge in real life

    • @neuvisean1739
      @neuvisean1739 4 года назад +1

      @@jamesdougherty8907 PEETAAH

  • @jordishima
    @jordishima 4 года назад +122

    I NEED to see an episode of “Nothing’s Burning.” Especially if it was Georgia vs Bert making simple meals and Bert can’t not fuck it up.

    • @MetalSolidCrisis
      @MetalSolidCrisis 4 года назад

      Compile all the times Georgia cuts off Bront's ADHD choices lmao

  • @kylescholl1382
    @kylescholl1382 2 года назад +56

    We need another Tom & LeeAnn episode!

    • @rammithorn2654
      @rammithorn2654 Год назад

      And the topic of Bert is off the table lol

  • @firefaux64
    @firefaux64 4 года назад +189

    Dude the Wife Swap podcast could be a monthly thing. Tom & Leann make a great team. I bet Bert & Push would be great too.

    • @mambalevel1017
      @mambalevel1017 4 года назад +11

      Bert and push would be 🔥🔥

    • @TreCayUltimateLife
      @TreCayUltimateLife 4 года назад +11

      They do NOT get along at all. Christina loathes Bert, they've talked about it on a previous episode. Bert apperantly did something to one of Christina's nieces but they didnt say what happened

    • @gabeshedd
      @gabeshedd 4 года назад +7

      @@TreCayUltimateLife Which episode of which show? I'm intrigued.

    • @travistaylor7209
      @travistaylor7209 4 года назад +1

      I’m interested in the episode too lol so I’ll leave this here

    • @andrewwest1115
      @andrewwest1115 4 года назад

      Me too

  • @bigduke12180ify
    @bigduke12180ify 4 года назад +294

    Why does LeeAnn's side of the room suddenly seem more spacious when she's sitting there.

    • @yo-sr5uq
      @yo-sr5uq 4 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @wzrdfrskn832
      @wzrdfrskn832 4 года назад +18

      I feel like that area now somehow smells much better.

    • @Turpintine101
      @Turpintine101 4 года назад +8

      L H it doesn’t have a gallon of kool aid taking all the table space

    • @jaredbailey1160
      @jaredbailey1160 4 года назад +1

      @@wzrdfrskn832 that mic still has a bernt smell for sure though. I think I can still see icing on the mic from him facing all those donuts

    • @felixculpa9390
      @felixculpa9390 4 года назад +4

      Objects that are Bert are fatter than they appear.

  • @codylaramore4881
    @codylaramore4881 4 года назад +410

    I had a shit night and didn’t sleep at all with worry over a stupid problem, and 30 seconds in I laughed out loud to myself, Thank You.
    (Edit) Wow, totally did not see that much compassion coming, much love everyone ❤️
    Also, to those TikTok’s who think it was the ad read at the start of the 30 second mark, keep feathering it, you guys are doing good!!

    • @KCNicole
      @KCNicole 4 года назад +26

      I hope your stupid problem gets solved! Just relax and laugh. And take a nap if you get a chance. 🤗

    • @ReDzDoctor
      @ReDzDoctor 4 года назад +13

      I hope everything works out for ya buddy, take everything one step at a time and just try your best

    • @biggersmilesinasia8402
      @biggersmilesinasia8402 4 года назад +12

      The Shipstation ad? K, whatever floats your boat.....

    • @EthanKleinScat
      @EthanKleinScat 4 года назад +4

      Wait same! I thought these were old uploads from ymh bc I’m delirious from just a short nap, but it’ll be ok for the length of the podcasts lolol

    • @well_as_an_expert_id_say
      @well_as_an_expert_id_say 4 года назад +6

      This too shall pass, Cody. Stay faithful to yourself and letterip. Whatever choice you make stick to it and ride it out, better times are 100% coming, just last til then friend.

  • @blurrble5
    @blurrble5 Год назад +30

    I adore LeeAnn. This was honestly one of my favorite podcasts!

  • @edoge5425
    @edoge5425 4 года назад +91

    “Can you imagine what he’d do without me” LeAnn is a certified mommy.

  • @kennethvelasquez3140
    @kennethvelasquez3140 4 года назад +225

    Ok I thought I was gonna hate this, BUT I realized that she can confirm AND add onto everything Tommy wants to confirm and then more. I love this now

    • @deepthought1987
      @deepthought1987 4 года назад

      If Bert doesn't have an Ooni pizza oven, he needs to get one.

    • @jamestobin2529
      @jamestobin2529 4 года назад +8

      She's actually really polished on podcast by now and it's pretty great at filling dead space.

    • @kyleeck6917
      @kyleeck6917 4 года назад +1

      Lmao at one point she goes I wanna know what I don’t know, Tom smiling oh that’s coming up

    • @reneemcmunn6671
      @reneemcmunn6671 4 года назад

      Just spit coffee out of my nose!

    • @reneemcmunn6671
      @reneemcmunn6671 4 года назад

      ....”could you give her a copy”...😂😂😂

  • @60minutemeditations51
    @60minutemeditations51 4 года назад +157

    It's such a unique relationship these two have with Bert. They love him so much and would die for him and care so deeply for him but wanna slap the shit out of him at the same time. Bert is such a good person, that's why people put up with it. He genuinely means well.

  • @jacklempke7779
    @jacklempke7779 3 года назад +16

    Gosh I love LeeAnn. She’s practically become a celebrity in her own right. She’s great on these podcasts!

  • @OverParSteve
    @OverParSteve 4 года назад +483

    Can you imagine if he was married to someone else other than that legend of a woman. Bart would be paying out for probably 7 different divorces 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Mr.HotDogShirtGuy
    @Mr.HotDogShirtGuy 4 года назад +322

    Bert should name his next special “A Hundred Percent”

    • @tokershark1570
      @tokershark1570 4 года назад +9

      100% he should .

    • @tyler9863
      @tyler9863 4 года назад +3

      Or Fantastic or Catastrophic

    • @MrMasterChief38
      @MrMasterChief38 3 года назад +5

      UHHHHHH HUNDRED PERCENT RACIST

    • @dhazzard2534
      @dhazzard2534 3 года назад +3

      Bert ?

    • @cal8863
      @cal8863 3 года назад +2

      @@dhazzard2534 i think he means shitty brent guy

  • @FrostyJokerr
    @FrostyJokerr 4 года назад +95

    Maaaan, I need to find someone that loves me like Leeann tolerates Bert.

    • @olliverq9784
      @olliverq9784 4 года назад +4

      Start racking in a couple hundred thousand dollars a year, and it'll happen sooner than you think.

    • @timreagan777
      @timreagan777 4 года назад +2

      @@olliverq9784 facts

    • @bgdontlose8081
      @bgdontlose8081 4 года назад

      @@olliverq9784 they were married before he was rich

    • @olliverq9784
      @olliverq9784 4 года назад

      @@bgdontlose8081 yea, but if he was still broke I doubt she'd put up with his shit lol.

  • @JoyBoy0606
    @JoyBoy0606 Год назад +9

    1:20:20 "I try to enjoy him and not control him."
    Wow that's a very healthy outlook for a relationship

  • @chialike138
    @chialike138 4 года назад +79

    I love how LeeAnn is mimicking berts pose with a picture of bert doing that same pose in the background. Lol

  • @erikar135
    @erikar135 4 года назад +200

    Let's do this every so often. Then Christy and Burt too.

    • @anjaherr1500
      @anjaherr1500 4 года назад +8

      I’d love that

    • @421less1
      @421less1 4 года назад +28

      "I think tom has aspergers. I think tom is gonna murder someone. Tom makes me scared"
      "A huuuundred percent"

    • @murderc27
      @murderc27 4 года назад +1

      @Alexis Paquet ya, sorry to the Main Mommy, but you're spot on.

    • @haileygreer93
      @haileygreer93 4 года назад

      I don’t think main mommy would ever do a podcast with Bert

    • @OldSchoolExplained
      @OldSchoolExplained 4 года назад +2

      It would still be about Bert

  • @rcelias22
    @rcelias22 4 года назад +60

    UHHHH HUNDRED PERCENT the best 2 Bears episode! It was so refreshing to see a beautiful, confident, down to earth, and understanding woman support and stand up for her husband! Bravo, LeeAnn! You are a queen among princesses!

  • @6sfullrcbycarlscustoms473
    @6sfullrcbycarlscustoms473 Год назад +5

    LeeAnn is an Absolute Angel 😇 and I totally understand why Bert loves her so much ❤ She’s basically a Super Hero 🦸‍♀️

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO 4 года назад +555

    Bert is proof there is someone for everyone

    • @jessickalush3305
      @jessickalush3305 2 года назад +17

      I'm proof that there's not lol. If he was broke she would've left by now

    • @mixadengitti
      @mixadengitti 2 года назад +49

      @@jessickalush3305 what? LeeAnn even said she was making all the money a couple of years ago so that’s just bullshit. You just haven’t found someone yet.

    • @Grunk369
      @Grunk369 2 года назад +22

      @@jessickalush3305 “if he was broke” you realize they were dating before Bertram was anything close to rich right

    • @lefrerehill2012
      @lefrerehill2012 2 года назад

      If u got money sure

    • @lefrerehill2012
      @lefrerehill2012 2 года назад +4

      @@mixadengittilet's be real here, Bert grew up in the suburbs, he wasn't really struggling before the fame

  • @jamesraub3985
    @jamesraub3985 4 года назад +485

    She is obviously the coolest woman ever.

    • @U2bUSER
      @U2bUSER 3 года назад +4

      Her, Christina P & Khalyla 🤗

    • @Semba999
      @Semba999 2 года назад +15

      Take the last one out and your set.

    • @yungcobe8354
      @yungcobe8354 2 года назад +3

      @@Semba999 fact

    • @V-Pee
      @V-Pee 2 года назад

      Wierd way to spell , oldest.

    • @sickturret3587
      @sickturret3587 2 года назад

      @@U2bUSER khalayla just dumped bobby lol

  • @astonwinter
    @astonwinter 4 года назад +38

    As Bert's English sidekick I say, that his truly has an amazing wife and God bless her soul ♥️

  • @scgtyur
    @scgtyur 2 года назад +87

    I love that she knows she’s wayyyyy too good for Bert 😂

    • @HeyIwasaValedictorian
      @HeyIwasaValedictorian 2 года назад +5

      She never said anything resembling that. She loves that big galoot! 😂♥️🍖

  • @bradey6949
    @bradey6949 4 года назад +56

    This woman deserves a never ending round of applause. Every time it's about to dissipate and die off LeeAnn puts up with something else and another man in the distance who realizes how patient she is starts a slow clap and it starts all over...

  • @tollot7754
    @tollot7754 4 года назад +156

    How many episodes after this will bert be "correcting" everything they said?
    Love you, Bret

    • @jddjdj8862
      @jddjdj8862 4 года назад +20

      "Oooook. Here's what really happened..."

    • @tollot7754
      @tollot7754 4 года назад +9

      @@jddjdj8862 100%

    • @pedrovicente3682
      @pedrovicente3682 4 года назад +5

      The next episode haha

    • @aroff595
      @aroff595 4 года назад +10

      It's not possible. He doesn't have the ability to focus on anything. He will try to correct something and just go off about an unrelated story about himself and also how he totally doesn't jerk off to Whitney's instagram nightly even though he could bang her if he wanted to but doesn't cheat on his wife. Oh and how much money does Nikki Glaser make? But he totally doesn't jerk off to her instagram either and also wouldn't bang her because he doesn't cheat on his wife.

    • @jimdingle4521
      @jimdingle4521 4 года назад

      at least ten, and 85% of that time it will lead to tangents that have nothing to do with what he started talking about

  • @Boohbah602
    @Boohbah602 4 года назад +150

    New shirt idea “Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza” coming down the shirt in block letters then at the bottom in a nice font “It’s not Rocket science”

    • @maddbeef1019
      @maddbeef1019 4 года назад +1

      Pizza in the matrix font and style with a bold "Batman" style comic book letters right up front

    • @gostriderblack
      @gostriderblack 4 года назад

      Or "I don't understand why I can't lose weight" at the bottom.

    • @AzarokGames
      @AzarokGames 4 года назад

      nah at the bottom 100%!

    • @Chris-sk6fg
      @Chris-sk6fg 4 года назад

      Probably not the best time for a celebrity to any celebrity wearing anything with pizza on it.

  • @southpax5496
    @southpax5496 2 года назад +23

    When the producers laugh it always make it better 😭😭😭🤣

  • @Oakshield2
    @Oakshield2 4 года назад +171

    Probably the most excited I've seen Tom. This is a scientist getting a breakthrough after years studying the creature known as muh sheen.
    Leeann sounds like Princess Carolyn from Bojack Horseman

  • @aidankerr2001
    @aidankerr2001 4 года назад +673

    Now that we have had a podcast with LeeAnn and Tom, can we get a Bert and Christina P podcast? will be a shit show but might be entertaining

    • @bartleskeet1623
      @bartleskeet1623 4 года назад +49

      Definitely a shit show

    • @firstlast4148
      @firstlast4148 4 года назад +66

      UH-hundred percent!

    • @axlrosegnr
      @axlrosegnr 4 года назад +17

      Might as well add B swuawb for the trifecta of shittiness.

    • @ScorpionP2C
      @ScorpionP2C 4 года назад +4

      Just. No.

    • @aidankerr2001
      @aidankerr2001 4 года назад +11

      @@axlrosegnr oh god, i want the podcast to be semi enjoyable. not completely unwatchable 😂

  • @mitchellmccole8322
    @mitchellmccole8322 4 года назад +195

    I just fell in love with Bert’s wife in 5 minutes

  • @kennethbandera3195
    @kennethbandera3195 2 года назад +2

    This is one of the best podcasts I’ve seen with 2 ppl talking about someone they mutually have so much love for. I love all of their dynamics so much.

  • @PrairieDoggin2024
    @PrairieDoggin2024 4 года назад +48

    I’m 21 minutes in and this is the most I’ve heard Tom talk lol

  • @jamestobin2529
    @jamestobin2529 4 года назад +174

    LeeAnn is awesome we get all the benefits of hearing how stupid Bert is being, but in a literate form.

    • @BXBZ88
      @BXBZ88 4 года назад +2

      Ahhh 100%

    • @CountDoucheula
      @CountDoucheula 4 года назад

      And without having to listen to Brent’s stroke addled brain try to puzzle it’s way through a conversation.

    • @andrewtregoning
      @andrewtregoning 4 года назад +1

      Best comment

  • @HowtoDieAlonePodcast
    @HowtoDieAlonePodcast 4 года назад +413

    Is Bert going to be mad when he sees this?
    Uh HHHHHHHuunndred Percent.

    • @joedirt5720
      @joedirt5720 4 года назад +22

      I heard that in his voice 🤣🤣 well played.

    • @HowtoDieAlonePodcast
      @HowtoDieAlonePodcast 4 года назад

      @@joedirt5720 thank you!

    • @trevornicholson7824
      @trevornicholson7824 4 года назад +8

      Nah he will probably be doing his crazy cry laugh

    • @HowtoDieAlonePodcast
      @HowtoDieAlonePodcast 4 года назад

      @@trevornicholson7824 true, his laugh is so gregarious too!

    • @岡本一彦-j6f
      @岡本一彦-j6f 4 года назад +12

      Let's ditch Bert and make this the new theme song:
      Tom, LeeAnn Lee Ann, Tom
      Ones finally having fun and the other's really calm.
      Tom finally tells his stories and LeeAnn is quite a queen!
      Now they're wondering why she ever married the machine.
      Here's what we call: 1 bear 1 saint!

  • @boombapflambop
    @boombapflambop 2 года назад +41

    How do I find my “LeeAnn”? Bert is so lucky to have someone so understanding and down to Earth.

    • @BBW4MEPLZ
      @BBW4MEPLZ 2 года назад +3

      How to find a LeeAnn? Stop looking, it’ll happen when the time’s right. Also, stop finding women in the wrong places.
      Real advise from someone who has their own “LeeAnn” 😂

    • @austinbeachy3873
      @austinbeachy3873 Год назад +2

      In a southern baptist church lol

    • @boombapflambop
      @boombapflambop Год назад

      @@austinbeachy3873 if that’s what it takes I’m willing to convert lol

    • @bigbowlowrong4694
      @bigbowlowrong4694 6 месяцев назад

      @@austinbeachy3873warning: 50/50 shot of getting a Leeann or a Marjorie Taylor Greene

    • @austinbeachy3873
      @austinbeachy3873 6 месяцев назад

      @@bigbowlowrong4694 sounds like a win/win

  • @myearshurtnoone1367
    @myearshurtnoone1367 4 года назад +42

    i feel like LeeAnn holds a special place in the heart of the YMH family and fans, shes the wife of a guy we all know and love and i think she is wonderful shes funny and just lovely

  • @caneface87
    @caneface87 4 года назад +89

    Tom is having more fun with Berts Family then he ever has haha! 100%

    • @iSharkOnDeck
      @iSharkOnDeck 4 года назад +7

      Uhhhh-hundredd-percent

    • @Mr.Meeseeks.
      @Mr.Meeseeks. 4 года назад +3

      Inserts horse noise

    • @Kbwintyy
      @Kbwintyy 4 года назад +2

      WalkingCane uh hundred percent

    • @senseidezy
      @senseidezy 4 года назад

      It's a normal sized hole

  • @goalieg3391
    @goalieg3391 4 года назад +13

    LeeAnn needs to be on more episodes, this was a jackpot episode!

  • @SanjeetSingh-hl5qv
    @SanjeetSingh-hl5qv Год назад +1

    This was such a good podcast, no talking over each other and LeeAnn talks shit but also shows genuine love and suport for her husband. And we finally get hear what tom thinks for longer than 10 seconds without being interrupted

  • @jibba1681
    @jibba1681 4 года назад +65

    Siiiiiick!!!! Now maybe we can hear Tom talk!

  • @soggyfloppers6551
    @soggyfloppers6551 4 года назад +144

    Berts wife: Does berts body stance
    Berts picture in the background: Is doing the body stance

    • @darrentaylor6275
      @darrentaylor6275 4 года назад

      Dead lmao

    • @dugbug123
      @dugbug123 4 года назад

      oh my god i didn't even see that. thank you so much lol.

  • @brownguy903
    @brownguy903 4 года назад +668

    LeeAnn should be a monthly guest, partly because she's great but also as a regular reset button on the audience's inevitable negative view of her husband

    • @nnikkittenn
      @nnikkittenn 4 года назад +24

      Maybe once every 3 months so they have enough Bert content to watch and critique.

    • @florida2011
      @florida2011 4 года назад +8

      N C Burnt gives them enough content to critique in one episode 😂😂😂😂

    • @thosearepinklemons
      @thosearepinklemons 4 года назад +13

      Hahaha for real. I was about to quit watching the show and then this episode popped up and for *SOME* reason the element that made me not want to watch it vanished...

    • @spohair
      @spohair 4 года назад +2

      I was going to say the same thing. Get out of my head brownguy!

    • @CorrectFossa
      @CorrectFossa 4 года назад +6

      My turnaround on Bert is usually about a half a week after the podcast, sometimes longer, like after his ice cream take I was pissed at him until the kool aid incident humbled him again. Ultimately it all boils down to annoyance with how oblivious he is that some of his occasionally toxic behavior isn’t normal and is likely a product of his relationship with his father.

  • @mrbeans2425
    @mrbeans2425 Год назад

    What a sweet kind lady! Shes the real hero for keeping that animal alive!

  • @SuperCracker1990
    @SuperCracker1990 4 года назад +183

    Only took 24 minutes before LeeAnn showed her bert and said "a hundred percent" lmao

    • @gabeshedd
      @gabeshedd 4 года назад +18

      It's a bit of a southern thing ... I heard it a lot growing up in SC. I wonder if it's actually Bert doing a LeeAnn thing.

  • @anthonysamstag7555
    @anthonysamstag7555 4 года назад +46

    You know what, hearing Leanne talk about Bert honestly makes me love him so much more. I don't think it takes away from his brand or emasculates him, I think it humanizes him and helps create a full picture. Love you, Brett

    • @Matt-pc5cd
      @Matt-pc5cd 4 года назад +2

      Bert would delude himself to think that his brand includes being an alpha masculine dude.

  • @FailingForFun
    @FailingForFun 4 года назад +49

    Started out looking at this clip.. and was instantly like.. nope.. aint gonna work... 10 minutes in.. im hysterically laughing, harder than most episodes... GENIUS combination putting tom and leeann together!

    • @Ramboskates85
      @Ramboskates85 4 года назад

      I’ll agree. I was not a fan of the other Leann episode they did earlier on. Which originally turned me off to this episode. But I gave it a chance. And just like you. I am. Deceased. This is a great episode lol

  • @auticade2360
    @auticade2360 2 года назад +1

    LeeAnn is the sweetest, can't imagine a better person to take care of Bert

  • @hichaelmartline
    @hichaelmartline 4 года назад +22

    It's adorable that LeeAnn & Bert both say "uh 100 percent"

  • @lacefacethegreat
    @lacefacethegreat 4 года назад +57

    The bears this early WITH my morning coffee? Yo. This is the best Monday EVER!

    • @neuvisean1739
      @neuvisean1739 4 года назад +2

      Haha same exact here bud

    • @clintonleonard5187
      @clintonleonard5187 4 года назад +2

      I just finished my coffee and I get to watch stonks while listening to 2 Bears 1 Cave, AND Bert isn't here?! I'm so lucky today.

    • @jamestobin2529
      @jamestobin2529 4 года назад +2

      Now we just need bobby and Andrew to get on this wave.

    • @Sonofgrievous
      @Sonofgrievous 4 года назад +2

      If Bad Friends drops by noon it will be sealed

    • @jamestobin2529
      @jamestobin2529 4 года назад +3

      @@Sonofgrievous agreed. Need my lunch break entertainment

  • @reignmangaming5680
    @reignmangaming5680 4 года назад +55

    I like how even in Berts abscence, he still finds a way to be the center of the conversation.😂

    • @vincentq2917
      @vincentq2917 4 года назад

      Well if the people on the podcast loved mire interesting lives maybe they wouldnt have to ride brent to fill an episode

    • @reignmangaming5680
      @reignmangaming5680 4 года назад

      @@vincentq2917 Check your spelling bud. Lol.

    • @vincentq2917
      @vincentq2917 4 года назад

      @@reignmangaming5680 were u able to understand what i wanted to say or are you so dumb being one letter off was too much for ur smoothbrain?

    • @vincentq2917
      @vincentq2917 4 года назад

      @Not Mick Blotters brent was a joke you mouth breather

    • @vincentq2917
      @vincentq2917 4 года назад

      @Not Mick Blotters and my statement still stand, whyre u simping for this guy anyways

  • @nerdgirljean
    @nerdgirljean Год назад +1

    Behind every great man is a greater woman!! I think LeeAnn & Bert are a great couple & totally compliment each other. We should all be so lucky to have what they have.

  • @billypilgrim1
    @billypilgrim1 4 года назад +319

    What if this podcast is just Tom's thesis for his masters in psychology

    • @Plague_Doc22
      @Plague_Doc22 4 года назад +12

      or the more likely option, a cover up for his mass murder spree.

    • @hhharvey208
      @hhharvey208 4 года назад +7

      Ted has already said many times, that abnormal people get his mind boner like a telescope, Burnt is just the OCD, Tik Tok, Teretes, and Man Child of a circus shit show, that keeps him enetertained.

    • @spencerlawrence8318
      @spencerlawrence8318 4 года назад

      😮

    • @MrNumaNuma13
      @MrNumaNuma13 4 года назад +4

      Dr. segura after dark

    • @littlefrog9553
      @littlefrog9553 4 года назад +2

      Professor Emeritus in Bertology.

  • @Sam12345632
    @Sam12345632 4 года назад +153

    Berts dream life is basically to be Jabba the Hut.

    • @Letmegetthatforyou
      @Letmegetthatforyou 4 года назад +5

      he's alread got the Jabba eyes

    • @taylordwatson
      @taylordwatson 4 года назад +1

      He isn't already?

    • @mloyd64
      @mloyd64 4 года назад

      Sounds good to me

    • @royeaston6067
      @royeaston6067 4 года назад

      If berts not already living his dream life no one is.

    • @ENigma-um8zw
      @ENigma-um8zw 4 года назад

      Breg I’ve heard of Bettie Davis Eyes but I think Weird Al should do one for Bert called “Bert’ Got Jabba Hutt Eyes🎶!”

  • @kaitquartz
    @kaitquartz 4 года назад +49

    Early morning joint, coffee and 2 bears. I like that.

    • @tomwallhead6950
      @tomwallhead6950 4 года назад

      Were your teams colours and get physical

    • @bobbybush1750
      @bobbybush1750 4 года назад +3

      Sit on my face you absolutely perfect human being 🤤

    • @newersify
      @newersify 4 года назад +4

      @@bobbybush1750 omg......

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 4 года назад +4

      @@bobbybush1750 *_SIMP_*

    • @brysonl51
      @brysonl51 4 года назад +2

      Had my coffee. Just ripped the bong. Now pooping and watching this. What a morning!

  • @dimebagjosh2007
    @dimebagjosh2007 2 года назад +10

    “Could you imagine what he’d do without me?” Lmfao that laugh is gold. She’s a 10.

  • @thekrakenguy6962
    @thekrakenguy6962 4 года назад +6

    Its truly amazing, Bert takes over the show wether he's here or not. Thats true showmanship

  • @tank5666
    @tank5666 4 года назад +181

    Holy shit a podcast where it isn't bert just
    talking should do this more often.

    • @SnarkyRogue
      @SnarkyRogue 4 года назад +4

      YMH: Am I a joke to you?

    • @cjlman77
      @cjlman77 4 года назад +1

      SnarkyRogue YMH: That’s my hole. That’s where it spits.

    • @scottbailey2788
      @scottbailey2788 4 года назад

      Yeah, there isn't verbal cancer in this episode

    • @thisTofu
      @thisTofu 4 года назад +1

      check out billbert podcast, there it is bill interrupting and talking

    • @vincentq2917
      @vincentq2917 4 года назад

      Watch the bill bert pocast then, theres no one putting on a "straight guy" act there

  • @danielboone542
    @danielboone542 4 года назад +54

    I think we need a monthly Leann ‘Palate Cleanse,’ as well as biannual “Tina-Bert” insanity chats.

  • @SonOfKimo
    @SonOfKimo 2 года назад +2

    Out of all the episodes this is by far one of my favorites and one I come back to alot. I love hearing her side. The rhyme to his reason, the method to his madness, the wife of the party.