Ep. 138 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ron White
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- Опубликовано: 19 июн 2022
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Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Bert Kreischer is on dialysis and Tom Segura sits down with guest bear Ron White! The bears talk about how Ron used Ayahuasca to stop drinking, Ron getting arrested for drug smuggling, and the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. They trade standup comedy stories, discuss retirement, and some advice on love and happiness!
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Never seen Tom so engaged in what another person has to say. That tells you everything you need to know about how great Mr. White really is.
or even advice on talking to his cohost / fellow raging alcoholic Bert
First comic I watched and loved
Sup my dude
@@jamesmartin2385 Yup I knew there is a few of us out there.
Such a great interview. He's trying not to be impressed. Lol
Looks like Brent got shitfaced, fought a Balrog, and came back as Bert the White. This really was a treat though and I hope he comes back again.
Bert the White 😂😂
Bart is fighting acid reflux, not no damn Balrog
Lmfaooo I was thinking the same
“I’m going to lose a ton of weight and fight a balrog.”
-Brent Chrysler
You win 🌟
I love how Ron's voice is turning into that of an 80s professional wrestler. Its like he's reached his final form. Ron White is a goddamn legend, and seems like a genuinely good dude.
Lol, and he's from Fritch, TX, which is hilarious. By the time I lived there as a kid in the '80s, he was long gone, I think, but I never imagined I'd be watching a dude from Fritch on a comedy special or a podcast, haha. It's just a little blip of a town.
The nature boy, evolved
@@KenLongTortoise Woooooooo!
I was getting Jeff Bridges vibes
Ron White is the first time I remember seeing a comedian with a southern accent that wasn't playing the yokel fool. So refreshing.
Right? That trope was funny the first time but lord is it tired
Larry the Cable Guy is actually Canadian, the accent is completely fake
@@migbee you’re fucking with me right?
Great perspective
lol direct jab at Theo xD
At 16 mins when Tom asks Ron how he deals with people wanting to drink with him because of his persona might be the first time the phrase " asking for a friend" is actually true .......
Iuiu you
On god
Wow how funny😴😴😴😴
With tears running down boys and girls... This is a heavy hitter... I seem to have family just pass and friends as well but I've been trying to control my drinking for two plus years... Everytime I quit I feel great but then another death comes and I slip back... Any help is and will always be appreciated... I'm 30 and not trying to leave earth at 33
P
Ron absolutely has made himself more enjoyable. Voice like honey over gravel.
he should seriously do voice acting, imagine a Ron White narrator
Chinese Honey
What in hell does that mean
Let's not forget Rob 'Rabbit' Pitts. Man can tell a story
@@82PeRK0:08 I
Even when burnt is absent for the episode, he STILL interrupts great stories.
Hahahaha dude I was deep in the story and to see him pop up threw me off.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yup lol
@@monkey_ish4117 wwwssswswwwww
He does it have every good story literally especially the drug box story I was on edge I was like ah what's going to happen but it's like hey I'm burnt I got to talk to you about some s***
As someone who finally, 5 years ago, put an almost 20 year heroin habit away, its nice to hear Ron talk about his experience. The upside being too much. Stopping shooting up turned out to be really easy in the end and its cause I was finally ready. In my experience, the people that have a hard time staying clean, its cause they're not done. When I was finally done, I haven't had an issue.
I hear you. I lost 2 brothers and did my time as well. I'd like to think we can do things to create the space for that healing or grace or whatever it is to come in. Be present, willing, honest and open minded. It's a tall order, but it's a well traveled path
I agree with you I quit shooting up I felt like it was easy for me cause quiting is what I wanted to do and beating the point was like a high in it's self
I had a very close friend of mine who ended addicted to heroin. Long story short, after many failed attempts by myself and his family I gave up trying to help them help him. It wasn’t until HE decided to get clean that it actually happened. He’s been clean for a few years now, married and has children and is doing really well for himself.
I Don’t know you from a random on the street, but I’m proud of you man.
That's great man. Makes me feel like I'm not alone. Started opiates when i was 16 because a doc over prescribed hydros and i went wild. I'm 28 now and have been weening myself of methadone for 2 years. It's been a tough journey but I'm almost there.
@@lefrerehill2012 I'm 29 and hopefully about to start my journey. Been an idiot since 16, or 17, like you. Gives me hope reading comments like these.
Ron white describing his neighbors gives me ghost of Christmas future vibes, very inspiring to see someone get themselves out before they bottom out. Hopefully Brent can do the same!
Ron’s shared insight, wisdom & personal growth are inspiring! Thanks for being so open with all of us Ron.
@@opticalartist exactly!!
Burnt's capacity for self delusion makes this unlikely
Hopefully Stanhope does too
It's inspiring to think that someday I could be like his neighbors.
Probably one of the BEST episodes I’ve ever seen of this show.
Tom needs to setup Ron with a podcast under the YMH umbrella. Ron would love it but has no idea how. If Tom gave him direction, with the YMH fanbase, and the existing Tater fan base....can't help but to think that would be gold
Agree 100%. And it could be Ron helping people out of addiction.
Good for you Ron . Thought we were bolth lifers when it came to alcohol. Glad you fliped the switch.
Even once a month would be great
Honestly that’s an amazing idea. YMH becoming a corporation as well as a podcast makes total sense. I love how Tom lets guests talk. His emotional IQ is so high.
Ron doing his own podcast Genius level thinking …
RON WHITE WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF MATERIAL because his voice,cadence, timing are like listening to your funniest uncle or relative after everybody’s had a few drinks and everybody wants to hear what HE SAYS ABOUT ANYTHING.
Ron White is the perfect blend of Dean Martin 60% Foster Brooks 15% and the remaining % blended between John Wayne’s voice and cadence and Bing Crosby’s Voice if you were LUCKY ENOUGH TO HEAR THE DUKE OR BING TELL SLIGHTLY R RATED STORIES.
The best description I’ve heard of Ron WHITE
The part when Ron was speaking about his sons stepdad was nice. He seems like a genuinely good guy.
I guess "Terry" saw how hard an asshole step-dad makes it for everyone (and made a conscious decision "I don't want to be THAT GUY" to Ron or the son).
When a dad speaks so highly of your son's step-day,.... that is some HIGH PRAISE!
I enjoyed that part immensely.
Bert’s commercial interruptions in this episode are whatever the opposite of a breath of fresh air is.
Bahahaha poor Burnt
The whiff of a man who takes pool showers
Lmak
It's not so much the ad break itself that's annoying, but the timing. An ad break in the middle of a story? How have the folks at YMH not yet figured this out?
hot gassy farts to the face.
"Hair, teeth, dick and money". What a fucking legend
Agreed
“Get out of my pocket Rogan”
That’s a boss statement
Haha! No kidding! I thought about that for a full minute after he said it. Haha!
this is like a an artists rendering of how the show would look if Bert were able to live past 55
Except Ron quit drinking
@@robdubent And hes not annoying as fuck
and Ron is funny , and dress good ,and have a beautiful hair and face ,and have a smooth voice
@@robdubent SHOW ME HIS 12 STEP PAPERS NOT BUYING IT
Yeah but he's not gonna make it that long is he
As hit or miss I am with Brent, I wish he was here to listen to Ron. He could really use this enlightening info on how to balance the persona of a drinker/comedian and his own person health
Bert would hear Ron talking but won't listen to him. As much as I like watching a good train wreck I honestly feel like he's going to burn himself out in short order.
@@FirinMahLazer1 uh hundred percent dude. This episode Tom listens out of respect, usually he doesn’t get an option
Bert would talk over Ron as soon as he started talking about sobriety, you can’t help someone that doesn’t want to be helped
i stopped watching the Tom & Bert (obviously, MOST of them) episodes a long time ago.
One of them with a guest, or Bertcast, i love. Bert drunkenly yelling over Tom for 90 minutes has just worn thin for me.
If brunt was here ron wouldnt have said 70% of the stuff he did
I imagine this is exactly what Brad Pitt will look like in 10 years.
Also episode was fucking masterful.
Except with abs still
Really? I feel he's a trashy Zeus in the best way haha.
Haha yes! You know they share the same birthday too, Dec 18th 😁
I saw Ron 6 months ago at the mirage, he was amazing. I was at a real bad time in my life and he snapped me out of the funk. I’ll never forget it and I’ll always be grateful. Thank you so much Ron 🙏
When a Polar bear moves in and gets comfy in the cave. I wish he could stay...
“…not the plane I would recommend...” is such a unique flex
This was probably my favorite 2 Bears episode in a long time. Ron White is the man
Ron was the opener? He's literally the only blue collar comedy guys I think is actually funny.
I remember a friend saying I had to see this comedian on the Blue Collar Comedy special and I thought man you don't know me. Turns out he REALLY did know me ha.
I don't know, Bobcat Golthwait was pretty great in the first one
@@aamantium1 Bobcat is so underrated by people who don't know comedy. Those who know, know. He's really a comic's comic.
@@aamantium1 Bobcat Goldthwait wasn't part of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
They all are a crack up, "you know you're a redneck"
Ron White and Doug Stanhope bullying another bully comedian to death is too metal 🤘
“I don’t blame myself, but I was there.” 😂
"Kickin the anthill."
but who was it tho?!
@@VisionsFromAmari Richard Jenni
"Bart has the right to remain silent... he just don't have the ability." - Ron White
This was a joke he used to use about being arrested, still solid.
I’m.
@@darkndeed6311 a reference, friend
@@kirk6728 ruclips.net/video/mWsLa9LB80o/видео.html
THIS is the comment!!!
My favorite Tom interview of all time. U can see the respect!
Ron White looks gloriously angelic!!
Ron White is giving total Dude vibes. I'm certain The Dude would abide with this episode. 🤣
He is a high priest of dudeism
Half way between The Dude and the Sioux City Sarsaparilla cowboy
That’s just like, your opinion, man
Great fucking comment man😂
It’s like The Dude and Sam Elliott had a baby.
Toms on tour. Bert: hey guys toms on tour you should go out and support him
Berts in tour. Tom: Berts undergoing life changing surgery we hope the best for him.
Wait what surgery? I haven’t tuned in in a while!
@@rosemariemurray4431 ………………………………..
@@JayMac just finished the episode, feel like a clown 🤦♀️
@@rosemariemurray4431 🛩🛩🛩
@@rosemariemurray4431 just had to sit thru an hour of AA
I love it when I get sick and start to sound like Ron White. Those are my best days. I hit record ALL day.
By far this will be my TOP 3 favorite episode of ALL time. The chemistry between Tom and Ron is spot on, would love to see Ron come back as there are almost 40 years of stories to tell. As a Legend, Ron is very humble... especially when he said he's not interesting, love his vibe. Bert, we know you're busy with your show but you sure missed out on this one!
Tom @ 15:25 asking Ron how he handles being known as the “drinking party guy” whilst not drinking anymore, seems like some good info to have for another partying comedian we know
Ron: Ya know, cause I'm famous for drinking.
Brent: ...hold my liver.
bart isn’t gonna quit until either something serious happens health wise or his wife gives him the an ultimatum
@@Obi-ThreeKenobi this was a good one
@@josephfowler8458 you’re right I remember him saying that in a podcast or such, even so, hope big guy just keeps being abnormally healthy for his lifestyle
I love how geeked out Tom is this whole episode
Of all the hours of podcasts I watch, especially this circle of people, this is the first one I've watched every minute of
"I told my wife at the time.....this is like three back."
The man has lived!
My wife just said that Ron looks like " Brad Pitt Playing Gandalf the white!" and I am dying!!
lmfao thats so weirdly accurate
Lol 😂
🤣🤣
Can't unsee it now
hilarious description. I listened to this one first, so seeing his new look is wild
Man this was such a good episode. Have him as a guest again please.
I'm so impressed and proud of Ron for taking his health into his own hands and quitting drinking and continuing to do what he loves and is so great at, making us laugh 😃
“Comedy doesn’t need me to keep going and I don’t need comedy to keep going”
Like true integrity statement right there. “I’ve gotten my fill, let someone else who’s hungry get some “
I've been following Tom for a good while now and I've NEVER heard more raw childlike joy in his voice than I heard in this episode
This episode and the ymh episode with big daddy Kane
And he’s smart enough to just let him speak, only responding/steering the conversation when necessary.
Here, Ron White looks like a cross between Jesus and that really cool uncle your parents don't want you hanging out with.
Perfectly true comment
It's all the ayahuasca
That you steal a chest of drugs out of his Porsche
This is the most basic uninteresting unfunny comment I’ve every read RUclips comments should be taken away for this exact reason
@@tommyinthearctic6859 just cause your not that uncle. It's a great comment.
Ron is my favorite sober type ( even if it is only California sober), he doesn't harp on it or preach at others. He's just happy.
lol California sober
One of my fav episodes yet! PLEASE start a pod with Ron!! Pure gold with a voice like a sizzling porterhouse.
Tater talk
2 bears has been real good the last two weeks. Cant put my finger on it
You could just tell how bad Tom was hoping Ron was gonna invite him to come to Costa Rica with him at the end of the pod lol
Tom dosent realize how uninteresting he is
@@mrs.desireekohler6089 what the fuck does that have to with this comment?
😂
@@tommyinthearctic6859 Tom is extremely interesting eat scrum you blasphemer!!!
Hahahahaha i thought the exact same thing. So happy I'm not alone in thinking that
I thought it was so cool to hear that Ron was willing to try ayahuasca. You wouldn’t think he’d be into experimenting like that. I’m glad it helped him.
people hear a southern accent and assume those people can never be hippies. some of those people are hippies too. hes aleays been one
i mean what part of his personality or anything hes ever said made ypu think he wasnt into experimenting
It's really cool when a random person shows up you never figured Tom would know. I'd listen to these 2 talk some more.
Tom wouldnt know Ron White?!
I feel like Ron is the Pokemon evolution of Bert.
Charmeleon gets wings, Bert gets a shirt
Hopefully he evolves into Ron, its probably going to be more of a evolving into Mickey Mantle (who died through alcohol).
Nah it’s Ralphie May
Ron is one of the few ppl on earth that when you hear his voice and your mind pictures that person and you’re exactly right.
I could listen to Ron tell stories all day, and I bet he's got some whoppers to tell!! Good chemistry here hopefully he comes back!
Ron White is a legend. When I was a child my dad would play his albums in the cd player in the car on road trips. I grew up listening to this man and enjoy everything he has accomplished. True comedy legend.
Ron White saying "I don't think im that interesting" is freaking crazy. I would ABSOLUTELY watch/listen to his podcast.
Truth be told he’s judging himself by his choice of conversation without having our outside perspective that we could listen to him tell Brendan Schaub level comedy and find it pleasant
Same. Id totally watch a Ron White podcast❤️
That he says that after talking about himself for nearly an hour is what baffles me.
@@LuckilyHeDied it's an interview. He is asked questions by Tim. Then he answers in the most entertaining way he can at that moment. It's the general platform for this medium. Wouldn't be all that entertaining if he answered like Marshawn Lynch.
Tim and Ron having a smoke together is just wholesome in a way this mommy cannot describe
Who the fuck is Tim?
@@jasonyoung6641 well if we're asking that, then who the fuck is Randy? Tim, Bart, Native, Better Native, Benny, Christa...you know...Tim
Ron is the F*cking Goat. As famous as he is he is under appreciated in my opinion. I am glad to hear he is doing so well.
saw Ron in Vegas about ten years ago and he totally invited the whole show to a bar afterwards to meet him and listen to his wife sing
Could tell Timmy was a little nervous with Ron here. Who wouldn’t?
Loved this episode, Mommies. Cheers for Main Mommy Ron for coming up in May
Haha definitely. Obviously being sick doesn't help with the sounding like he's nervously running out of breath aspect, but you could tell he was so excited to be talking with Ron. Especially when they're talking about being storytellers as their comedy style, Tim was so pumped to relate with Ron like that. Kinda adorable if we're being honest
@@CaptainDevilSticks I felt that too, " hey Mr Ron, I tell stories too", was the vibe I got. Pretty cool when you get to hangout with your heroes that are also your mentors and peers.
Wrong show buddy. This is 2 bears not YMH. Check that mommy shit at the door.
Ron White went through a helluva life and came out of it looking kinda dope like Gandalf. Tater Salad the White
I could listen to Ron White for hours! There isn’t a better story teller in the world.
tom this might be my favorite one dude it’s like you’re talking to your idol as a fan and a buddy and i’ve also been watching this dude my whole life. super great vibe and great connection.
“Mr White I smell alcohol on your breath”
“That’s been there since ‘77”
Even when Bart isn’t on the show - he still finds a way to interrupt a great story. Thanks Nadiv
Ever J'd the D of a J?
Mid-joke cutaway to brant struggling to read. On brand
Who the fuck is Bart?
I asked for Ron white on the podcast about a year ago, and now he's here, I am beyond pleased
Ron White seems like an amazing person to be around. What a chill, laid back guy.
I didn't recognize Ron with the beard at all. Legitimately thought it was Richard Branson on first look of the thumbnail was like wtf. Ron's an absolute legend
Haha me too. I thought why is he talking to him…was happy it was Ron 🙂
But...he has a beard...am I trippin?
I feel you, the only reason I recognized him was cuz I recently came across an episode of kill Tony Ron was on where he looked like this
Its good to see Ron healthy and in good spirits he looks great he is the real life embodiement of “the dude”.....
"I don't blame myself, but I was there." Deeply reflective, self aware, and realistic.
I can not get over how good he looks. Really made my day. He is hands down one of the funniest to ever pick up a microphone
Bert is gonna smell that old cigar stink in the studio with such reverence and jealousy
That’s totally why Paddy said “I don’t think it’s a good idea...” hahaha he knows Burnout will just cry about it and they’ll never hear the end🤣
@@rotinhellu-tube2737 i think he was thinking about all the expensive equipment haha
Wow, Bert really aged on his tour.
He also doesn't talk over the whole show
I was going to say "Bert is looking better." Then I realized it was an elderly southern man as compared to Bert who is an elderly southern man.
He must have learned some podcasting skills on tour too lmaoo
Damn he stopped drinking
This comment reads more true as I learn more about Mr. White throughout this program
The 7/8ths of a gram of Marijuana joke was one of the first jokes I heard from Ron. Guy f**king cracks me up, I'd love to meet him one day.
This is the best thing i have ever watched. Senor Ron was what i grew up listening to.
Your the man Tom
Ron White! It’s nice that we can hear Tom talk once in awhile now.
When Tom asks if he’d ever do a podcast… Do I smell the potential for a future YMH studios Ron White Show? Imagine Ron sitting by a fire in a cabin set with a fake whiskey, cigar and dog, handing down life lessons and reviewing pop culture shit 😂
U just wrote the podcast my dude. Someone at Tom
this hour and a half podcast literally felt like 20 minutes, Tom and Ron killed it, I honestly thought it was going to be boring but it's the best pod I've seen in a while.
I would LOVE Ron White to become a regular on 2B1C. I've been a fan of his comedy since sitting down watching his stand up with my dad when I was like 8. And I was thoroughly impressed how comfortable he got in a podcast setting so quickly. All love ❤
Man, Ron White looks majestic.
I can’t fucking wait. Ron is literally first comedian I ever saw on blue collar comedy tour.
First time I saw blue collar was when I was 15 as a tourist from Australia traveling from Vegas to the Grand Canyon on a bus tour with my mum. We lost it watching the blue collar videos they were playing
Ron was my favorite on the blue collar tour! And thats not to shit on the others, I really liked them at the time but even now as comedy tastes develop, he’s still one of the best!
As a bald man, I resent the shit out of Ron's hair.
He's looking more like a wizard
Same bro, shit is downright beautiful
It’s pretty glorious!
This whole pod has been Tom hanging out with his cool older uncle he hasn't seen in a couple years.
Ron looks great! good to see hes doing well and still having fun, I just put down the bottle almost two weeks ago. Feels good man
Ron could make anything interesting. He is such a great storyteller.
Who tf put that manscaped ad in the middle of rons plane story... Top notch editing Nadiv.
The ads are always right in the middle of the funniest parts of the podcast now. Same on YMH. It's enough to make me want to stop watching/listening.
@@HarryManback0 big babies just skip it
Wow. I’m blown away by this one; Ron is fucking fascinating. I knew next to nothing about him before this but I could listen to him talk for hours.
This is one of the best podcasts I have watched in a looooong time. What a great story Ron White has to tell. Love it,
As someone who grew up on Blue Collar comedy club, this makes me so happy to see two of my all time favorite comedians cross over from time to time.
Ron looks great, but I'm sure he feels like he looks too. It's inspirational for anyone who can't imagine a life without alcohol. Honest self examination, letting go, forgiving himself, not wasting energy... The man is healing himself and more than likely helping those around him. Good recovery!
Yup just stick to grass and mushrooms lol
The ayahuasca didn’t hurt.
He looks thinner, his face is less puffy.
I listen to 2 bears every week and somehow still forgot how good of an interviewer Tom actually is. Seriously has lvl 100. Speech
This is, by far, the best 2 bears episode ever. I could listen to Ron narrate paint drying.
Ron says he's not interesting!? I feel like a collab between him and Uncle Joey would be tremendous
That's why he's great. He's extremely humble so he keeps grinding
Had enough of joey telling movie plots as his life story
crazy how even when bart isnt on the show, he interrupts anyways with an ad LOL
Ron’s voice is so good for podcasts
I love Ron White he’s a perfect fit for the show love y’all thank you.
It’s really cool of Tim to get Richard Branson on the podcast. I hoped for more space talk but I turned into a telescope 🔭 all the same.
This isn’t the guy from the big Lebowski?
Richard Branson 😂 spot on
Not So Tan Dog the Bounty Hunter?
Richard bRONson
Damn, he's starting to look like Rondalf the White now.
Underrated af comment
nice
You shall not pass... me that drink!
Dammit I gotta go delete my comment now. U beat me to it.
Two of my favorite people in one room. A treat, for sure!
Crazy lifestyle. Glad he’s clean and sober.
All of us coild live crazy life styles, he just gets his shit monetized and popularized. I’d love to party w him
Show dialogue is always more mentally stimulating & interesting without Bart talking about himself or rudely talking over Tom the whole time. Very enlightening conversation with Ron. Well done Tom!!
Bert has enough stupid podcasts, best decision they could ever make is change 2b1c to Tom+random guest every week
@@HITTHEPANDA that’s why he got tom talks lol
then theres his laugh oof, sounds like a tea kettle lmao
mEnTaLlY StImUlAtInG
just another fuck Bert comment. "Well done tom!" So fucking condescending, tom would hate you. Bert is his best friend.
Who the fuck is Bart?
Tom and mr. white is a good combo
Ron is a legit legend… so sad I’ve never been able to see him live!
Ya! Get Ron White in the YMH Studios family! I would definitely watch his pod 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀