Ep. 158 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

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  • @MrKadzima
    @MrKadzima 2 года назад +5743

    Bert has to trick Ari into drinking from the cup as revenge for the Molly incident.

    • @flowpoi5864
      @flowpoi5864 2 года назад +154

      Ur a genius

    • @coltonadcock6129
      @coltonadcock6129 2 года назад +59

      They have to tag this comment 😅😂😂

    • @amsytgames
      @amsytgames 2 года назад

      =))))))))))))))))))

    • @pigwheel15
      @pigwheel15 2 года назад +82

      I mean it would be kind of a win for all Jews wouldn’t it?

    • @karolinagarcia1315
      @karolinagarcia1315 2 года назад +26

      this made my chest hurt from laughing

  • @xBLXCKBRD
    @xBLXCKBRD 2 года назад +1293

    The ‘to complete the set i got you some Yeezys” joke went SO under the radar and is SO on point.. i love it

    • @gordonghaney4770
      @gordonghaney4770 2 года назад +35

      Bro I thought everyone else missed that 😆

    • @alienkinkvr
      @alienkinkvr 2 года назад +19

      It deserved more attention 100%

    • @richardlench381
      @richardlench381 2 года назад +20

      Tom looked so proud of that joke 😁 It was hilarious. The whole video is gold though

    • @Matick-
      @Matick- 2 года назад +9

      It went completely over my head 🤣

    • @pauladams6100
      @pauladams6100 2 года назад +3

      Yea it was smooth…

  • @dragonsneedtobereal
    @dragonsneedtobereal 2 года назад +2459

    transitioning from Bert giving his really touching thoughts on the murder of a young artist to having a hitler tea party is A+ content

    • @LimorG
      @LimorG 2 года назад +128

      From one artist who was taken before his time to another 😂

    • @dragonsneedtobereal
      @dragonsneedtobereal 2 года назад +28

      @@LimorG holy shit lol

    • @madness198648
      @madness198648 2 года назад +6

      Please refer to him as Bart from now on

    • @AconservativeThought
      @AconservativeThought 2 года назад +5

      @@madness198648 You mean Brent.

    • @madness198648
      @madness198648 2 года назад +3

      @@AconservativeThought yes! I forgot the fake correct name

  • @SweetJohnny
    @SweetJohnny 2 года назад +138

    When Bert cries just thinking of others, it shows that he's a real sweet dude.

    • @danamba7
      @danamba7 Год назад +7

      💯 Gets a lot of stick but seems like a genuine bloke

    • @PluggingEFT
      @PluggingEFT Год назад +1

      @Jennifer Burkleschnauz Just because you don't care, doesn't mean others don't. It's called empathy.

    • @CatfishMan131
      @CatfishMan131 2 месяца назад

      He’s just trying to make Takeoffs death about himself because he feels bad about an idiot he never met 😂

  • @bstancic743
    @bstancic743 2 года назад +929

    How did no one die laughing when tom said, “and to complete the set I got you some Yeezys..” 😂😂😂

    • @thirstypilgrim97
      @thirstypilgrim97 2 года назад +4

      because its a cheap joke.

    • @snipz113
      @snipz113 2 года назад +53

      @@thirstypilgrim97 it probably went over your head 😂

    • @gregorylaine
      @gregorylaine 2 года назад +21

      @@thirstypilgrim97 that shit was hysterical

    • @LetsBeHonestImAPrat
      @LetsBeHonestImAPrat 2 года назад +21

      @@thirstypilgrim97 oh jeez another Kanye stan

    • @MJ-5k
      @MJ-5k 2 года назад +4

      The timing of that must have been why it seems this is a more recent ep.

  • @stevenspinal5468
    @stevenspinal5468 2 года назад +481

    Tom pretending to show emotion when Bert cried really tugged on my heart strings

    • @smeffbensen8045
      @smeffbensen8045 2 года назад

      when is this

    • @stevenspinal5468
      @stevenspinal5468 2 года назад

      @@smeffbensen8045 when Bert’s talking about takeoff

    • @zachbalko90
      @zachbalko90 2 года назад +3

      That's what you call good friends

    • @baNNaNNaLiCiOuS
      @baNNaNNaLiCiOuS 2 года назад +1

      When?? 😂 he was looking around the room uncomfortably lol

    • @donniebrascowitz3305
      @donniebrascowitz3305 Год назад

      @@baNNaNNaLiCiOuS it’s cause people joke about Tom being a psycho which he is

  • @David-ry4jq
    @David-ry4jq 2 года назад +660

    Finally, the “Two Guys, One Cup” episode we’ve been waiting for.

    • @antinsanwo
      @antinsanwo 2 года назад +2

      Hahahaha nice

    • @Felipe-ou4jz
      @Felipe-ou4jz 2 года назад +1

      Damnit! I spit my drink 🤣🤣🤣

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 2 года назад +2

      Tey didnt shit in teh cup tho like those lovely young women did

    • @BigDoeJ424
      @BigDoeJ424 2 года назад +3

      Come on... Two Bears, One Cup..

    • @willdelarosa8238
      @willdelarosa8238 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Mr.little.man217
    @Mr.little.man217 2 года назад +222

    "you just paid for so many sawed off shotguns in a compound somewhere" had me die

  • @KllswtchOvrDrv
    @KllswtchOvrDrv 2 года назад +850

    When Bert cried about Takeoff's life being cut short at 28 it really made me think... Just being alive right now is pretty fucking cool

    • @jst-c1372
      @jst-c1372 2 года назад +30

      And many of us watching( myself included) live in a privileged first world country. Even though democracy crumbling around us, we are all just glassin' out here. Everyday is a gift. I'm working hard not to be a broke piece of shit so I can enjoy my life like T-buns and Bort.

    • @dakotajordan167
      @dakotajordan167 2 года назад +4

      Is it though?

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 2 года назад

      It really is sad. Takeoff was far too young. So tired of the senseless violence. He didn’t deserve to die.

    • @finchisneat
      @finchisneat 2 года назад +3

      @@jst-c1372 well good luck with that. Unless you start making 50 grand a night thats gonna be tough.

    • @jst-c1372
      @jst-c1372 2 года назад +4

      @@dakotajordan167 yes. What's the counter argument?

  • @Jsmxxve
    @Jsmxxve 2 года назад +1302

    Damn Tom had an underrated “Kanye hates Jews” joke😭 “we got yeezies to go with the Tea cup set”

    • @FluffyMatzahBalls
      @FluffyMatzahBalls 2 года назад +50

      Oh shit that slid by me. Hahaha

    • @mrpedroleal90
      @mrpedroleal90 2 года назад +40

      That was low key fire, and nobody even thought twice

    • @Roger-jh9hs
      @Roger-jh9hs 2 года назад +15

      Went right over my head

    • @dmanm85
      @dmanm85 2 года назад +14

      I was hoping someone else caught that yeezys quip..

    • @WilliamCase
      @WilliamCase 2 года назад +3

      Slick

  • @pullingguard1212
    @pullingguard1212 2 года назад +520

    B: "Hey ari, feeling a little funny?"
    A: "did you drug me?"
    B: "Even better"

    • @FatTony_Football
      @FatTony_Football 2 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
      @yourdadsotherfamily3530 2 года назад +2

      @@CromulentCorpse Zyklonnn- errr I mean CEYLON TEA!

    • @AckzaTV
      @AckzaTV 2 года назад

      He should drug ari with hitlers cup...then ari passes out and Bert realizes he went too far lol

  • @kurtallencomedy
    @kurtallencomedy 2 года назад +492

    Would love to see footage of Bert taking the tea cup to Antique Roadshow.

    • @c1safely1
      @c1safely1 2 года назад +15

      This but would be too fucking funny

    • @kurtallencomedy
      @kurtallencomedy 2 года назад +13

      @@c1safely1 especially when they say I put the value of this tea cup between 1,500 to $1,700 😂😆

    • @FrenchCanadianGuy
      @FrenchCanadianGuy 2 года назад +4

      @@kurtallencomedy it's not pawn stars

    • @danielgrieson5322
      @danielgrieson5322 2 года назад +2

      @@FrenchCanadianGuy 😂 well they need to make money too

    • @FrenchCanadianGuy
      @FrenchCanadianGuy 2 года назад +1

      @@danielgrieson5322 XD

  • @tannereubanks3817
    @tannereubanks3817 2 года назад +342

    As much shit as we all give him, bert has one of the purest hearts when it comes to compassion for others

    • @zeekot4064
      @zeekot4064 2 года назад +9

      Does he?

    • @kidpresentable5523
      @kidpresentable5523 2 года назад +6

      @@zeekot4064 yes

    • @andrewkramer7385
      @andrewkramer7385 2 года назад +21

      Only when he can relate it to his own life.

    • @sebassg3668
      @sebassg3668 2 года назад +2

      @@andrewkramer7385 that’s called being a human? Lmao I swear people like you are so out of touch, we get it, burnt crystals fat and drink many alcohol bro we got it

    • @trapboxmedia
      @trapboxmedia 2 года назад +1

      Compassion and a pure heart are hilarious qualities, good point.

  • @roxanneboley178
    @roxanneboley178 2 года назад +233

    When Tom said, "and I got you a pair of Yezzy's", I died!!!

    • @VideoNozoki
      @VideoNozoki 2 года назад +12

      That didn't get enough laugh in the room (but I laughed too)

    • @michaeloftaoism
      @michaeloftaoism 2 года назад +4

      @@VideoNozoki a couple hours later and im finally getting the joke

    • @Pheyora
      @Pheyora 2 года назад +7

      @@VideoNozoki Nadav failed us. I was SCREAMING.

    • @stevefredericks4674
      @stevefredericks4674 2 года назад +3

      Lol Yeezy make it a full set 😂

    • @dubsessed9790
      @dubsessed9790 2 года назад +2

      Yeah that was a nice add-on to the joke, and it went mostly unnoticed.

  • @robinselkirk
    @robinselkirk 2 года назад +1693

    Bart reaching 50 is almost the Christmas miracle we needed.

    • @killerluuk
      @killerluuk 2 года назад +7

      Would be great for this podcast if it stopped there

    • @zigwil153
      @zigwil153 2 года назад +8

      You gotta mouse in your pocket?

    • @genemounce8302
      @genemounce8302 2 года назад +1

      His name is LITERALLY in the title of the video and you still got it wrong. 🤣

    • @macandcheeseeveryday1066
      @macandcheeseeveryday1066 2 года назад +1

      He is emotional in his 50s

    • @usmc72409
      @usmc72409 2 года назад +1

      Lmao

  • @mikecleveland7042
    @mikecleveland7042 2 года назад +143

    Tom Segura is such a main character. His gifts for Bert were STILL for his own pleasure 😆 I love it!

  • @brittanymanne6443
    @brittanymanne6443 2 года назад +130

    Bert getting emotional over take off not being able to experience things from 28 to 50 got me.. really makes me look forward to my life and grateful for each day I am alive. Thanks Bert for that eye opener... my life has so much to see.

    • @Rafungilo
      @Rafungilo 2 года назад +1

      Same

    • @brianoconnell7266
      @brianoconnell7266 2 года назад +1

      Yeah I thought back to being 28 and what's happened the last 17 years and that hit me. Bert's Dad sometimes gives me the advice I never got growing up without one.

    • @SeanHts15
      @SeanHts15 2 года назад +1

      Glad I wasn't the only one have that realization..goes to show that no matter how old you are there's still so much to experience

    • @MichaelWutsch
      @MichaelWutsch 2 года назад

      Dude has done whatever he wants since college, not sure what he's trying to say here. Maybe he means that he missed his kids' entire childhoods but who knows

    • @SeanHts15
      @SeanHts15 2 года назад +1

      @@MichaelWutsch I think that's part of the reason he got so emotional bub...it's easy to take a life for granted when it can be taken away in the blink of an eye

  • @philipmccall361
    @philipmccall361 2 года назад +786

    It’s so funny how Puff has connections that can get you lit up, but Tom has connections that can get you Hitler’s tea cup set.

    • @sethhebrink9393
      @sethhebrink9393 2 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @takiso1678
      @takiso1678 2 года назад +17

      Get rid of “set” you just rhymed

    • @pumpkin_the_snek
      @pumpkin_the_snek 2 года назад +11

      @@takiso1678 that line should've been in Bert's freestyle. "sippin lean outta Hitler's tea cup"

    • @TrendingShortss101
      @TrendingShortss101 2 года назад

      @@pumpkin_the_snek 😐

    • @Zillano
      @Zillano 2 года назад

      Fuck you gotta be on the podcast with them, thats hilarious xD

  • @ChloeKruger1
    @ChloeKruger1 2 года назад +152

    This is why I love Bert so much. He is so genuine and that little speech was so touching🥹

    • @imjustapancake3188
      @imjustapancake3188 2 года назад +20

      This!! I hate that people get annoyed by him. Sure he talks a LOT, and over people a lot, but he’s such a genuinely kind soul

    • @jotaele.44
      @jotaele.44 2 года назад +4

      I felt that shit too. My best friend died at 25; my heart legit skipped a beat when he said “he won’t live the rest of the things he was on his way to experience” (paraphrased). Funniest thing is…we used to call him “the Bert Kreischer of our friend group” for VARIOUS similarities between their personalities (he was an alcoholic for starters but that just scratches the surface)

    • @vincenthucknall7175
      @vincenthucknall7175 2 года назад +3

      He bothers me so much, but it's moments like these that make me feel humbled in my judgment of him. He really is the definition of "he means well". He's really a good guy

    • @raidenxp_13
      @raidenxp_13 2 года назад +3

      Genuine? He got emotional because that person wouldn't be able to see or do the things BERT did, you know how self-centered that is

    • @raisingradicals5564
      @raisingradicals5564 2 года назад

      @@vincenthucknall7175 Its so interesting how their audience seems split into Tom People and Bert People. I'm a Bert person and don't understand how anyone would be bothered by him 😂 I love Tom too, but I relate more to Bert! And I'm a 34 year old homemaker hahaha

  • @MrGMT1992
    @MrGMT1992 2 года назад +185

    We got yeezeyz to go with the set. What an underrated joke. Man I just love this show. Truly the funniest podcast there is.

  • @jesserico
    @jesserico 2 года назад +96

    I just turned 29 and I feel so stuck and lost. I appreciate Bert being real in this episode. It helped me this morning. Happy Birthday Bert!

    • @Aussiematee
      @Aussiematee 2 года назад +14

      Same boat, same age. We got this mate

    • @jakesharp5510
      @jakesharp5510 2 года назад +4

      Aye it'll be good y'all keep pushin and invest in yourselves. Beat that loser inside you.

    • @elierichard6206
      @elierichard6206 2 года назад +6

      I'm 27 shit sucks bro lol

    • @daviddobarganes9115
      @daviddobarganes9115 2 года назад +6

      Well the world is kind of shit right now, but just don't sensationalize it. The world has been shit before. We have been through hard stuff before.

    • @imjustapancake3188
      @imjustapancake3188 2 года назад

      Same here and I’m 21, we got this

  • @Raaandy
    @Raaandy 2 года назад +509

    Tom gives Bert THE UNHOLY GRAIL lmao

    • @LennyC621
      @LennyC621 2 года назад +10

      This should be the pinned comment by the end of the day. Well done 🤣

    • @afuzzykkitten
      @afuzzykkitten 2 года назад +5

      PIN THIS COMMENT

    • @phildillon3630
      @phildillon3630 2 года назад +3

      That comment is gold 😂😂😂

    • @Raaandy
      @Raaandy 2 года назад +6

      @@afuzzykkitten 2 racists, 1 cup? 🤣

    • @YouWillFindYouInYouTube
      @YouWillFindYouInYouTube 2 года назад +4

      They teasered the cup the other episode ago Tom said he had got into nazi memorabilia and he said he bought a tea cup I didn't think it was going to be for bert hahah

  • @marcusjohnson269
    @marcusjohnson269 2 года назад +362

    I'm broke AF and I loved these guys spending ridiculous money on their bday presents, I wanted to see how crazy that shit could get

    • @ALLTimeGamerTroll
      @ALLTimeGamerTroll 2 года назад +5

      Yea but the racecar f.eks. Was not that fun because it was like a legit gift. This statue is hilarious 🤣

    • @chasecardiff7741
      @chasecardiff7741 2 года назад +10

      Same!! I don't give a shit about it being "relatable" lmao that's not why people watch

    • @luket7771
      @luket7771 2 года назад +1

      I mean.. this is pretty crazy

    • @ETAisNOW
      @ETAisNOW 2 года назад

      @@ALLTimeGamerTroll what kind of sandy little butthole downplays a race car gift

    • @ALLTimeGamerTroll
      @ALLTimeGamerTroll 2 года назад

      @@ETAisNOW i dont downplay it dummy. In saying gifts like the statue is more fun for us viewers. Ofc a race car is better lmao

  • @John-zt8zk
    @John-zt8zk 2 года назад +33

    I’ve always loved Bert (mostly as a casual fan tbh) but to see him tear up over takeoff and his words over that gave me not only so much respect for him but motivation in my own life/struggles. What a genuine human being

  • @teish
    @teish 2 года назад +507

    Never thought I'd be envious of Tom's muscle definition...

    • @Dynamic0NE
      @Dynamic0NE 2 года назад +6

      That sucks for you

    • @Studeb
      @Studeb 2 года назад +3

      Is he on the juice? I lift more than 98% in the gym, but my biceps never got that big. :(

    • @St1Nk3YRh1N0
      @St1Nk3YRh1N0 2 года назад +15

      It's insane what money and test will do...

    • @daviddobarganes9115
      @daviddobarganes9115 2 года назад +1

      Yeah this boy swoll

    • @Shweaty7
      @Shweaty7 2 года назад

      @@Studeb we’re you a fat guy before hand ? Little bit easier to stay big when you were big. Genes jean

  • @neighborbruce
    @neighborbruce 2 года назад +693

    Bert is 100% gonna keep that cup and we all know it.

    • @georgiafarmsriding8782
      @georgiafarmsriding8782 2 года назад

      We all agree he needs to drug ari with that cup right

    • @Ruckus333
      @Ruckus333 2 года назад +8

      And he'll tell the story. Put it next to his bust in studio Bertcast 2.0

    • @MrAwEsOmE145770
      @MrAwEsOmE145770 2 года назад +12

      I’d keep the fuckin cup 😂

    • @6woody559
      @6woody559 2 года назад +1

      Hopefully he doesn't publicly keep it tho. Don't need the feds knocking on the door

    • @chevydavidson9220
      @chevydavidson9220 2 года назад +4

      He's going to break it. A hundred percent...

  • @Algorythmfpv
    @Algorythmfpv 2 года назад +272

    Well Tom set the bar high, now Bart has to attempt to find Jefferey Dahmer's camera on the black market for Tom's birthday.

    • @artemmelikov5648
      @artemmelikov5648 2 года назад +3

      Or one of Epstein girls

    • @ws6tex
      @ws6tex 2 года назад +8

      Only thing that could top that would be getting G to go on ymh

    • @deadlytaco90
      @deadlytaco90 2 года назад +2

      I think they just sold his glasses in an auction

    • @TaraConti
      @TaraConti 2 года назад

      I think Zorro Ranch is still for sale! 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

    • @funeralbell857
      @funeralbell857 2 года назад +1

      Lmao!

  • @mouse2689
    @mouse2689 2 месяца назад +7

    The Diddy segment in this episode DID NOT AGE WELL😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Anicento
      @Anicento Месяц назад +2

      Came back to find the Diddy segment

    • @unclecreed2986
      @unclecreed2986 Месяц назад +1

      You definitely didn't want to fuk with Diddy.

  • @SandraDee386
    @SandraDee386 2 года назад +206

    Bert needs to get Tom some serial killer memorabilia 😂😂😂😂😂😂 like Dahmer’s glasses omg

    • @crucix1483
      @crucix1483 2 года назад +11

      Fucking brilliant!

    • @ritchiekirkum2311
      @ritchiekirkum2311 2 года назад +1

      First thing I thought

    • @bubz4196
      @bubz4196 2 года назад +2

      Bro this is equivalent to like 50,000 Dahker glasses

    • @jansenmanson9660
      @jansenmanson9660 2 года назад +4

      Get him a John gaycey painting! I know a guy 😅

    • @digitalsalsas
      @digitalsalsas 2 года назад

      Nightstalkers stinky teeth

  • @jaderoman187
    @jaderoman187 2 года назад +303

    Bert needs to get Tom a John Wayne Gacy painting for his birthday

  • @michaelg-l8786
    @michaelg-l8786 2 года назад +41

    Bert is a great man we can see that everytime he gets emotional when they are talking about something that touch him and his emotions! We love you Bert ❤ #RIPTakeoff

  • @jasond1433
    @jasond1433 2 года назад +46

    I love the different stages of realization Bert goes through as he realized all of the implications of what hes holding.

  • @danabohasky4483
    @danabohasky4483 2 года назад +137

    Bert was getting so deep, gets chocked up and cries. Has a really emotional moment. Then Tom says “I end up going black market on this gift..” and it’s all over. The truest 2 Bears 1 Cave segment EVER!

    • @crazyperson1950
      @crazyperson1950 2 года назад +2

      Read this comment as soon as he said that 🤣

    • @GV89bitch
      @GV89bitch 2 года назад

      Your regard is showing when you actually think it’s genuine and that Barn cares about anyone other than himself

  • @lando13b18
    @lando13b18 2 года назад +60

    Tom throwing in the Yeezy joke was a sleeper 🤣😂

  • @valentinvazquez965
    @valentinvazquez965 2 года назад +21

    Probably one of the best episodes right here. Cant get enough of these two.

  • @ClipCoyote
    @ClipCoyote 2 года назад +29

    What an honor it would be to among the few who get to call Bert a friend. Some people are like lightbulbs in a void, they shine and bring us laughter and joy to distract us from the darkness. Cherish them.

    • @DavisD814
      @DavisD814 2 года назад +7

      Bart gets a lot of shit online and I feel like there’s a thin line between jokes and actual hatred. I feel like Brent gets a lot of unnecessary hate but he’s as genuine as they come. For a celebrity, he is one of the most authentic. He really loves his friends and cherishes them. Anyone would be lucky to have a Brad in their life.

  • @georgecotsirilos7477
    @georgecotsirilos7477 2 года назад +81

    Bert's real emotion hit me so hard. As much as I love the funny, I love this, too.

  • @mattm6484
    @mattm6484 2 года назад +137

    The Dude laughing in the back makes every joke hit harder LMAO. Happy Birthday Bert

    • @finchisneat
      @finchisneat 2 года назад

      You mean the "J". That's Nadav aka Native aka Bear-Jew aka the shittiest googler on earth

    • @SuperSenis
      @SuperSenis 2 года назад +8

      He's jewish so you know it's all cool ;)

    • @Onegreatdayatatime
      @Onegreatdayatatime 2 года назад +11

      Nadav always slaps !

    • @boxie13
      @boxie13 2 года назад +5

      @@SuperSenis in Texas? No way. You must be confusing Patty O’Callahan for someone else lol

    • @prod.bynil-oh7440
      @prod.bynil-oh7440 2 года назад +1

      I think its a laugh track by now

  • @oliviat.4672
    @oliviat.4672 2 года назад +479

    I love that a $22k nazi cup and a bronze busk is toms attempt at toning the gifts down 😂

    • @Latabrine
      @Latabrine 2 года назад +2

      Amazing!

    • @Dong_Lemon
      @Dong_Lemon 2 года назад +9

      I mean I guess it could've been a $100k nazi cup 😆

    • @father3dollarbill
      @father3dollarbill 2 года назад +5

      Thanks for spoiling it

    • @tylertalk6746
      @tylertalk6746 2 года назад +2

      There is no way that cup was only $22k...

    • @Parttimepat
      @Parttimepat 2 года назад +7

      @@father3dollarbill watch faster

  • @LargoRicardo
    @LargoRicardo 2 года назад +90

    I love that Bert transitions from the fragility of life to "these are the natural disasters that I could dominate" looool

  • @OtaconAutobahn
    @OtaconAutobahn 2 года назад +310

    It’s wild how much healthier Bert looks after sober October

    • @claybouquet275
      @claybouquet275 2 года назад +4

      I thought the same thing lol he looks great

    • @gregcurlett2054
      @gregcurlett2054 2 года назад +8

      It's like a clone Bert and they forgot to add the shit faced mess part

    • @Born2BDown1981
      @Born2BDown1981 2 года назад +5

      Def less bloated…for now…

    • @groomedtodie
      @groomedtodie 2 года назад +4

      And he can complete his thoughts. Amazing.

  • @ABC-gh2sv
    @ABC-gh2sv 2 месяца назад +5

    Watching them talk about Diddy now that all the stuff came out is wild

    • @ABC-gh2sv
      @ABC-gh2sv 2 месяца назад +1

      No way, literally a minute after I posted this while still watching them talk about Diddy, I see an article Diddy was finally arrested

  • @RyanDLoLo
    @RyanDLoLo 2 года назад +141

    I never thought watching one man give another man Hitler’s tea cup would be so funny 😂

  • @Genocide4all
    @Genocide4all 2 года назад +328

    I cant wait for him to give Ari a drink with out saying anything

    • @LocumRex
      @LocumRex 2 года назад +18

      You win best prank ever. 😂😂

    • @MichaelLaFrance1
      @MichaelLaFrance1 2 года назад

      He could spike it with molly while he's at it, but Ari would enjoy that too much.

    • @hypno5690
      @hypno5690 2 года назад +22

      Payback for the molly 100%

    • @MooseGlutes
      @MooseGlutes 2 года назад +9

      @@hypno5690 Maybe this is the catalyst for LeeAnn finally forgiving him.

    • @virgilbarnes7663
      @virgilbarnes7663 2 года назад +2

      Omg, I'm dead, oh fk this is insane. I imagine Ari laughing afterwards.

  • @404mph
    @404mph 2 года назад +119

    Historic 2 bears moment when Bert was actual right about something when Tom said Offset died. 2 bears world premiere 🎉

    • @HisHowliness
      @HisHowliness 2 года назад +3

      Cats eating kibble....chips in a bowl

  • @joseph69271
    @joseph69271 3 месяца назад +5

    This Diddy stuff aged like wine 43:50

  • @ZachYoung626
    @ZachYoung626 2 года назад +106

    "to complete the set I got you some Yeezes" was such a good joke that got no reaction

    • @brightlightsdarkcity6989
      @brightlightsdarkcity6989 2 года назад +2

      It was hilarious.

    • @brettybadbones
      @brettybadbones 2 года назад +1

      I didn't get it until just now when I read your comment. haha

    • @commaJim
      @commaJim 2 года назад

      Probably couldn't hear it because Bert was laughing like crazy lol

  • @LimorG
    @LimorG 2 года назад +122

    Bertrand crying over takeoff is the character arc I needed to better tolerate his whole deal

  • @TrueBlackOrchid
    @TrueBlackOrchid 2 года назад +85

    I almost fell out of my chair laughing hard af when Tom said “Put it to your lips! Put it to your lips!” ☕️😂

    • @dakronikles
      @dakronikles 2 года назад +1

      I WAS CRYINGGG 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Zillano
    @Zillano 2 года назад +9

    To see people be so raw especially at the higher end of a celebrity scale is really refreshing. People not worrying about the giant bullshit thats behind it just telling good storys and feeling real empathy. Rare to find nowadays thanks guys

  • @usedconn41
    @usedconn41 2 года назад +139

    I can’t wait for Bert to sell that tea cup and use the money to buy Tom’s present and watch Tom go, “so i bought this for myself” 😂

  • @rustyshackleford5511
    @rustyshackleford5511 2 года назад +95

    I need a full episode of Todd and Bret spilling the tea

  • @bennyboy3624
    @bennyboy3624 2 года назад +587

    Imagine two middle aged men make Mondays my favorite day of the week. And all they talk about is other dudes and birthday gifts.

    • @candycouldntbesosweet
      @candycouldntbesosweet 2 года назад +2

      Couldn’t have said it better 🎯

    • @Niekomojo
      @Niekomojo 2 года назад +6

      Kill Tony is in later tonight too

    • @RassGurmy92
      @RassGurmy92 2 года назад +8

      Bert's become unfunny and unwatchable. Idk wtf y'all are smoking. This should just be the Tom show now.

    • @bennyboy3624
      @bennyboy3624 2 года назад +1

      @@Niekomojo is this heaven?

    • @candycouldntbesosweet
      @candycouldntbesosweet 2 года назад +1

      @@Niekomojo OH SHIT I FORGOT LETS GO

  • @tylerlucas9875
    @tylerlucas9875 2 года назад +13

    Greatest part of this podcast is hearing his crew laugh in the background every episode.

  • @FDBK4REAL
    @FDBK4REAL 2 года назад +19

    Love seeing Bert’s vulnerability and realness. Shows how much he genuinely cares. Much respect Brother.

  • @amberramseytwyman8570
    @amberramseytwyman8570 2 года назад +69

    Man Bert!!! You’ve got me crying! My 20 year old son passed away in July 2020, along with 2 other kids, in a car accident on vacation in TX. His best friend is facing a lot of prison time ( he was the driver)so I completely relate to what you’re saying about not only did the victims families suffer but now his best friends life is over too! Everyone loses💔 My heart breaks for my family but especially my daughter, because she looked up to him so much❤ Thank you for recognizing the pain that all parties go through with a tragedy like this.

    • @freeone1545
      @freeone1545 2 года назад +4

      So sorry for your loss love ❤️ I hope God walks with you through your pain and Maybe forgive his friend

    • @amberramseytwyman8570
      @amberramseytwyman8570 2 года назад

      @@freeone1545 ❤ thank you!❤

    • @NateGUYYY
      @NateGUYYY 2 года назад +1

      @@freeone1545 what god?

    • @scottietoohotti
      @scottietoohotti 2 года назад +1

      Sorry for your loss. Please be strong. Love from the UK

    • @JoE-kx7dw
      @JoE-kx7dw 2 года назад +3

      I also lost my son tragically. I'm sorry for your loss. Now every night I hug my other child much tighter. I wish you the best🥺🙏

  • @brandyntherwanger5731
    @brandyntherwanger5731 2 года назад +233

    I think sober October has saved Bert's life year after year

    • @mr.goldfish7473
      @mr.goldfish7473 2 года назад +3

      career too

    • @cityslicker6118
      @cityslicker6118 2 года назад

      If you think he's actually 100% sober your an idiot. He's an addict. There's a major difference between a addict and a normal person. Source? "Trust me bro"

    • @Ottophil
      @Ottophil 2 года назад +3

      @@mr.goldfish7473 the dudes selling out arenas and you think hes doing as poor as shane gillis ? Haha

    • @MichaelWutsch
      @MichaelWutsch 2 года назад

      No way he was actually sober this time

    • @thecapricorn11
      @thecapricorn11 2 года назад +1

      the damage is done 🪦

  • @bsf723
    @bsf723 2 года назад +24

    40:40 Best part of the episode. "Ya know who else liked statues of himself? Yeah, the fuhrer" hahaha

    • @Kvvz_
      @Kvvz_ Год назад +1

      If only he knew what just ensued 😂

  • @kilenem780
    @kilenem780 2 года назад +313

    Giving berd hitlers tea cup is the funniest thing iv ever witnessed

    • @ViruzFitia
      @ViruzFitia 2 года назад +8

      It had me fucking dying man. I started laughing as soon as Tom said black market (I was thinking, "no way it's Hitler's") and just got harder when he confirmed it was, in fact, Hitler's.

    • @MJ-5k
      @MJ-5k 2 года назад +6

      Lmao, I knew it would be silly but he got it with the complete ownership records and shit 😭

    • @patoreilly5742
      @patoreilly5742 2 года назад +6

      The fact that tom spent $22,000 on a bit makes it that much better

    • @RyanDLoLo
      @RyanDLoLo 2 года назад +2

      😂😂 I can’t stop laughing about it

  • @themonopolyguy4365
    @themonopolyguy4365 2 года назад +179

    I lost it when Bart was crying laughing saying “I’m supposed to destroy it.”

  • @ToughLuckHaze
    @ToughLuckHaze 2 года назад +54

    Bert: feels any amount of empathy at all
    Also Bert: WHAT IS HAPPENINGGGGGGGG

    • @Cyxz666
      @Cyxz666 2 года назад +4

      he's so used to only thinking about himself, thinking about anyone else is an emotional overload

  • @daybyday6522
    @daybyday6522 Год назад +5

    I love how much Bert wears his heart on his sleeve. He's a loveable guy. 💗

  • @sammieq6728
    @sammieq6728 2 года назад +126

    I was so convinced that was going to be Winston Churchill’s cup 😂😂😂

    • @raisingradicals5564
      @raisingradicals5564 2 года назад +6

      It should have been lol I feel like anyone who follows Bert closely knows how undercover upset he was by that tea set lol.

    • @handsinknead77
      @handsinknead77 2 года назад +2

      I had that same thought. The Nazi memorabilia is way more WOW for YMH.

    • @xCLIPxGODx
      @xCLIPxGODx 2 года назад

      Same. Lol

  • @kokorolex
    @kokorolex 2 года назад +22

    After a depressing weekend this is by far the best pod to listen to on a Monday

  • @leighzimmer6949
    @leighzimmer6949 2 года назад +213

    Love when Tom calls people poor 😂😂

    • @looksee8192
      @looksee8192 2 года назад +9

      Great way to keep fans around ill never go see him cause of this lol. I'll take all the free content tho

    • @Chipsandsalsa183
      @Chipsandsalsa183 2 года назад +31

      @@looksee8192 wut? Cause of jokes? Thats a you problem.

    • @bottomtext2829
      @bottomtext2829 2 года назад +35

      @@looksee8192 lmao stay mad stay poor

    • @looksee8192
      @looksee8192 2 года назад +4

      @@bottomtext2829 I will (:

    • @looksee8192
      @looksee8192 2 года назад

      @UCDalvorpnlAVLTfQn-C3Opw its actually a couch

  • @CHarrisonJimmy
    @CHarrisonJimmy 2 года назад +30

    Bert a real one for admitting he wrong about Migos. I was the same.

  • @buttersstotch4956
    @buttersstotch4956 2 года назад +283

    I’m upset we didn’t get to hear about what natural disasters Brent could survive lmao

    • @brockm2754
      @brockm2754 2 года назад +8

      Especially because he’s scared of lightning and thunder

    • @xaikken
      @xaikken 2 года назад +3

      Tornado might not be a threat for him

    • @Drizzle8481
      @Drizzle8481 2 года назад +3

      The less he talks the better

    • @buttersstotch4956
      @buttersstotch4956 2 года назад +3

      @@Drizzle8481 true but it’s also fun to watch Tom guide him down a path of saying dumb shit😂

    • @tnworkinger
      @tnworkinger 2 года назад

      Me too!

  • @McNasty_JP
    @McNasty_JP 2 года назад +153

    We're off to a good start.

    • @SuperBrentendo89
      @SuperBrentendo89 2 года назад +5

      Thank the gods for the existence of podcasts. Especially on Monday morning.

    • @andrewatts2714
      @andrewatts2714 2 года назад +1

      Bold statement by a Bernt man

    • @theflowerhead
      @theflowerhead 2 года назад +1

      Suuure is.

  • @noneyabidniss4763
    @noneyabidniss4763 2 года назад +358

    Looks like Ari is finally gonna get invited over for tea at Bert's house

  • @majorxdf
    @majorxdf 9 месяцев назад +2

    Bert is such a good fkn dude. I love him and Tom.

  • @dominiquemix1635
    @dominiquemix1635 2 года назад +7

    I am completely indifferent to how much money you guys spend - I LOVE to watch how much joy you each feel when you give each other gifts. It’s touching to see two men have such a solid friendship.

  • @The_Fuse_Maestro11
    @The_Fuse_Maestro11 2 года назад +69

    24:22 that’s without a doubt the funniest birthday present I have ever seen someone gift to. And the fact that Tom had to get it thru the black market is bananas

  • @dalibofurnell
    @dalibofurnell 2 года назад +52

    Bert, thank you, I needed to hear this. I'm 28 and had a near miss recently. Am in hospital and it's hard to find or understand reasons why to try or carry on. But hearing this from you touched my heart. I mean the fact that you cared. That you shared why it was sad. Nobody's told Me that like the way you did. It's probably a valid reason to try and not give up yet

    • @jennifermommy9373
      @jennifermommy9373 2 года назад +2

      This comment needs more up votes so Bert will see this. I love Bert. He's my favorite comic and I the world needs Bert around for as long as possible. You to.

    • @dalibofurnell
      @dalibofurnell 2 года назад

      @@jennifermommy9373 thank you so much for being so kind 💖

    • @paulodmanoel500
      @paulodmanoel500 2 года назад

      Continue the path my friend, you can do it!

  • @fatjezus4205
    @fatjezus4205 2 года назад +72

    Tom: “Maybe we should transition to something cheerier” Bert: “Yes, natural disasters”

  • @TheBiledriver
    @TheBiledriver 2 года назад +126

    There's uh-hundred percent chance that Tom sat that statue in Brent's chair before giving it to him so he could feel what it was like to finally speak on this podcast uninterrupted.

    • @rhymetime6381
      @rhymetime6381 2 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @ericeserjose3343
      @ericeserjose3343 2 года назад

      uh-hundred percent

    • @_h0nkyk0ng_
      @_h0nkyk0ng_ 2 года назад +2

      This comment should have uh-hundred more likes

    • @parobg
      @parobg 2 года назад

      This comment deserves much more respect for uh-sure

    • @jillmarie1332
      @jillmarie1332 2 года назад

      😂❤

  • @prestonskeete1308
    @prestonskeete1308 2 года назад +103

    For Tim’s 44th “Now those aren’t just glasses they are Jeffrey dahmers glasses”

  • @coramswarrior
    @coramswarrior 2 года назад +137

    Finally they made the birthday presents relatable again

    • @G8tActive
      @G8tActive 2 года назад

      You don’t actually give a fuck right? Get a better job to get your boyfriend a racecar if you’re jealous

    • @Comedy.nation313__
      @Comedy.nation313__ 2 года назад +2

      The other the top ones were the best

    • @brandendierker5873
      @brandendierker5873 2 года назад +4

      @@Comedy.nation313__ i love the other tops one

    • @randybryant239
      @randybryant239 2 года назад +5

      Ehhh. I still can't afford to get a statue made of my friend. And dang sure can't afford hitlers tea cup? Lmao.
      But I love the new twist. Can't wait to see what Tom gets Bart

    • @Crosshatch1212
      @Crosshatch1212 2 года назад +1

      Brendan Schwab .my choice

  • @ligairi
    @ligairi 2 года назад +11

    Best episodes so far. This is the one to submit for the podcast awards.

  • @zacharymgail
    @zacharymgail 2 года назад +36

    Bert is gonna unpack soooooo many things talking to his bust in his studio.

  • @Joelontugs
    @Joelontugs 2 года назад +10

    This is why I love podcast being 29 to see take offs passing and how emotional Burt got it gets me emotional you see a person for who they really are

  • @bpm902
    @bpm902 2 года назад +18

    I just have to say, in the realm of "best gag gifts ever", this reaches Guinness Book of World Records level. Bravo.

  • @adippinghippo
    @adippinghippo 2 года назад +14

    "To complete the set I got you some yeezy's" oohmygod 🤣 that went under the radar but was hilarious

  • @stephenkolman5727
    @stephenkolman5727 2 года назад +105

    Bart buys Tim a race car. Tim gets Bart a burden.

  • @aaronfrederick7017
    @aaronfrederick7017 2 года назад +73

    The part where Ron starts just saying out loud everything that’s happening and who he’s talking to is HILARIOUS

    • @mnmsaregood1
      @mnmsaregood1 2 года назад +7

      That phone call was gold. I would love a segment where they just call random people and add them in to the podcast

  • @TinkDaddy234
    @TinkDaddy234 2 года назад +35

    Idk who's laughing in the back but please never take it out. You guys get me laughing and then I hear him and just die 😂😂

    • @Irongiantman007
      @Irongiantman007 2 года назад +1

      I know one of the dudes in the background is Israeli. That's what makes it even funnier

    • @DopeIsotope
      @DopeIsotope 2 года назад +4

      lol that's Nadav. His laugh is so integral to so many moments on YMH and 2 Bears.

  • @chrisgeorge9746
    @chrisgeorge9746 2 года назад +58

    Bert better dose Ari using that cup. It’s the only way he can truly get revenge.😂

  • @stephenkolman5727
    @stephenkolman5727 2 года назад +63

    Bart needs to spike something and have Ari drink it out of Tims gift.

  • @bridgetduffy7469
    @bridgetduffy7469 2 года назад +35

    "Go get those gypsies" tom is hilarious....."I got you a pair of yeezys to complete the collection" fuck yeah Tom! Love you guys, that was amazing

  • @flyingpanic7
    @flyingpanic7 2 года назад +14

    22:15 the cup that everyone is here for

  • @binks7831
    @binks7831 2 года назад +14

    Bert's present was the hardest I have laughed in a good minute. 😂😂😂😂

  • @vincenthucknall7175
    @vincenthucknall7175 2 года назад +59

    So now bert has to get tom some Jeffery Dahmer memorabilia

    • @Bubbles99718
      @Bubbles99718 2 года назад +5

      He probably all ready has the same refrigerator in his basement

    • @GymAndSun
      @GymAndSun 2 года назад +1

      Tom probably has most of the available items already-complete the set.

    • @Bubbles99718
      @Bubbles99718 2 года назад +1

      And it's filled...

  • @chrisimus1625
    @chrisimus1625 2 года назад +9

    Definitely the best 2 Bears in a while. That gift had me rolling, thank god my office door was closed.

  • @slr9102
    @slr9102 2 года назад +6

    This episode encapsulates everything I love about these two

  • @MaynardWines
    @MaynardWines 2 года назад +73

    Bert just casually just starting off with some fire🤣🤣

    • @rickybecklund2488
      @rickybecklund2488 2 года назад +21

      I wish we could pay to hear the people they blur or mute out lol

    • @morganmaynard444
      @morganmaynard444 2 года назад +5

      I wanna know who they are too lol

    • @rickybecklund2488
      @rickybecklund2488 2 года назад +3

      Dennis Miller if it's Pittsburgh lol Anthony jeselnik pitt too but anthony sells and believe their friends..dennis miller no clue ... Cleveland gary Owen but he makes bread think they friends can't be him Drew carey Kat Williams perform their often and from their ..but I dunno what city is he really referring to..I'd pay to hear this lol bert needs a talking truth and shit patreon....cause we all want to know when his lips let if fly who he's saying

    • @AlexMcNulty0
      @AlexMcNulty0 2 года назад +4

      @@morganmaynard444 I'm not a good lip reader but the woman who talks trash to other women looked like iliza sheslinger however its spelt

    • @rickybecklund2488
      @rickybecklund2488 2 года назад +1

      @@AlexMcNulty0 yes

  • @kelseymullenix7475
    @kelseymullenix7475 2 года назад +26

    Payback on Ari: let him take a sip out of the tea cup before explaining the history 😂

  • @bfu4971
    @bfu4971 2 года назад +8

    18:22 had me teary. Such a sad situation. Bertrand, happy birthday man, you have a big heart.

  • @FewFishManyWorms
    @FewFishManyWorms Год назад +3

    The Puff video is even more relevant now that we know he put the hit out on Pac

  • @Daddestmanontheplanet
    @Daddestmanontheplanet 2 года назад +99

    This episode is almost as good as when Tom found out about kool aid in Bert’s flask. 😂

    • @michellep237
      @michellep237 2 года назад +10

      Nothing beats that

    • @nickbotic
      @nickbotic 2 года назад +8

      @@michellep237 truly one of the funniest moments of any podcast I’ve ever seen

    • @michellep237
      @michellep237 2 года назад +3

      @@nickbotic I completely agree

    • @ilovetheatf
      @ilovetheatf 2 года назад

      It was a growler, bert had a fucking gallon of kool-aid🤣

  • @WillieBHardagan
    @WillieBHardagan 2 года назад +58

    We need a video of Ari drinking from that teacup without him knowing!

  • @MsLibbeah
    @MsLibbeah 2 года назад +24

    Bert almost died from laughing so hard. T-Bunz almost killed him from buying him a gift.