Mark Normand - Pursued by an Armed Maniac - This Is Not Happening
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- Опубликовано: 30 апр 2019
- Mark Normand and his friends incur the wrath of a muscular, knife-wielding psychopath after breaking off his car’s side-view mirror. (Contains strong language.)
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Ur Damm good mark 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Bring back Ari you smucks.
Please bring back the video content for The Bonfire show. It's the best thing on SiriusXM and the video content makes it that much better. #CrackleCrackle
“He’s since dead of a heroin overdose”
*Joey Diaz only one laughing in crowd*
Eternal Ape T R E M E N D O U S
The fact that he himself is a former heroin addict makes it even funnier
@@salvadordeleon273 not heroin, cocaine.
Vinícius Matos he has said on this that he also used to do heroin
Have you ever heard joey diaz laugh?? It soundslike air pumping into a failing vacuum trying to start up
"Holy shit, God missed, but I'll take it" Best punchline.
i dont really understand it some religious shit or what?
@@BriceTooNice Watch the video
You Cant Skate he asked god to kill the bad guy but someone else died
Rock Diesel ohh i see thanks
Not funny at all.
They cut him off before he could say "I'm Kevin Hart."
Jamie Todd huhhh?
mgkimball it seems like every time he’s on TV he ends his set with “Thanks! I’m Kevin Hart!” And it’s funny cuz, ya know, clearly not Kevin Hart
That's like how Kimmel kept dragging Pitt into everything. Lowkey sus thooo....
@@dragon-id5uj you don't know Pitt from Damon?
@Jamie Todd dude for real wtf, they intentionally cut it you can tell!
Damn knife wielding Mongolian-Vietnamese-Korean-Chinese of New Orleans!
So funnyyy
Too funny ! You got comedy
He was like the art teacher 41-51-61-71-80 years old at the same time.
Must've been Asian or somethin'
Yea some Asia based Asian Chinese Korean Mongolian man
"I'm a virgin! I got a hymen!"
😂
Bars
“Just full of natty ice and fear” that one hit different
Bcuz it's relatable for you or bcuz it isn't?
@@sarahoshea9603 yes
Perfect story. I get the feeling Mark's told this one a thousand times. There's absolutely no fat on it.
I mean a story like that, if you lived it you'd tell it a hundred times too!
Guy ain’t got no fat anywhere in any of his bits
Honestly I thought he looked nervous and uncomfortable like he hadn't told it.
@@ericag5346 it doesn't seem that crazy. He just tells it funny. If you're a punk kid looking for trouble he's lucky that's the only shut he got into
@@jhtsurvival first of all that’s definitely a crazy story, and second, this is definitely jot the only bad thing Mark was involved in lmao
Crazy the possible butterfly effect. Maybe if they didn't smash that wing-mirror then the Mongolian-Vietnamese-Korean-Chinese dude might not have been so angry and that dude in the bar could still be alive today...
Little Wing it‘s good that this happened. This dude could have killed a whole family if he can‘t control his anger like this. Justice has been served rightly. It‘s sad for the one dead guy but it could have been way worse.
@@pierrelemagnifique205 nonsense
Cole Morgan how come?
@@pierrelemagnifique205 I don't know why there is no god. that is like asking why is there anything. we as humans don't know. organisms don't last long enough to fully understand our existence. i just know that other creatures aren't praying to god and that there is no proof of a god. in the end we just don't know what we are doing here and i am okay with not knowing, while people who believe in god need something to believe in because when it comes down to it nothing matters because our existence is a blip in time. i would compare our existence in time to one second of a 100 year olds life. irrelevant.
Cole Morgan
Okay that‘s dope, but come again what exactly makes you think my comment is nonsense :o
"He's since dead of a Heroine overdose"
One guy in the Audience:
2:18
@@TCt83067695 thanks!
@James D Listen to it once again, there's a guy chuckling at this very macabre line.
@James D having problems with innuendos huh, i guess there is only two kind of people: one that can't get information from incomplete sources.
@@kuroru69 there are also people that know how to finish a joke, and those that can set one up but can't hit the punchline
I think Mark Normand smashed my step-father's car window lmao
I think he smashed my stepfather.
Because he’s gay.
Is your step father a Mongolian-vietnamese-korean- Chinese guy who went to prison for killing someone in a bar fight?
@@rileymurphy559 x all of the above.
Are u frfr
The story's about a side view mirror not a window
"We had nothing going on. We just broke car mirrors."
Should've sold mirrors in the morning, door to door. LOL
Supply and demand 😉
I love Mark Normand. I can’t believe he isn’t a household name yet.
TM B Who hasn’t heard or Kevin Hart?
He is now
It's incredible how he has gone under radar for so long
Those are your go-to’s? Katt and Rogan? You’re a joke.
I like him to but I totally believe that he's not a household name. Seems 100% in the realm of possibility.
It only took 10 minutes for me to completely fall in love with this man and his comedy. This was amazing
I love Mark. Check out his stand-up! It's fantastic!!
I'm Mongolian/Vietnamese/Korean/Chinese and i find this funny
@YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX Why you trying to see this man meat though? SUS!
Your ancestors where traveling huh made it all the way across the silk road lol
@Isaiah that's not a joke. It's just you thinking about dicks.
Same haha
Your surname suggests Filipino tho
I’ve just gotten into Normand, but from his stand ups I’ve seen so far he always has this really funny strategy of changing up key parts of the story. Like how each time he changed the mans race, and with his one about “Mrs. Frizz” he changed her age each time to an older age. Great strategy.
It’s genius haha
I think that's a comedy schtick, though. Conan used to do it all the time in the 90s-2000s. Not saying it's not funny, because it is lol, but I wouldn't say it's genius of him to do it haha
Kat Williams also does this perfectly at one of his stand ups
Audience: Hahaha
That one guy: AHHAHAHAAA!
Starts at 1:05
The Sunshine Group thanks
Sad we have to skip the intros since ari left! Thanks
The beginning is the best part tho
Thank you
CC should pin this comment. The intros should really be cut for YT.
Now that's how you tell a story on this show; payoff climax wrapped up with a punchline.
yeah but you're supposed to use tissue paper
"I'm Kevin Hart"
"We're sorry. We love Jesus!" Hahahahaha, oh man, that line got me good!
pretty cool to see this.
It's a totally different style of stand-up than his normal material, but I think he handled it just as well.
He honestly needs to nuance it up more like this. More stories. Too many one liners back to back with no spacing. Saw him live 2 nights in a row. The joke RPM is incredible but it's exhausting for the audience. The guy is amazing, but just saying.
@@maxa3221 yeah I enjoyed this more... but I generally like story based comedians.
@@maxa3221 I would say check out Tim Vine. The joke a minute style is definitely something comedians can pull off.
@@maxa3221 He’s brilliant at what he does, it wouldn’t be improved by doing less jokes
It was probably true that's why. I hope not though.
When he described himself as a 15 year old I felt that lmao
That ending was everything! Haha
Agreed.
everything but kevin hart. those bastards!
Mark Normand is a pure comedian.
I honestly believe Mr Normand will go down as one of the best comics of our time and so he god dam should. I think it’s a credit to the guy he appreciates a good joke even pushing what’s “politically correct” because he means no offence and does it all with no intention other than dropping a good joke. Great talent and good luck to the guy
"God missed, but I'll take it." hahahah
Mark Normand is easily my favorite up-and-coming comedian. I sincerely hope he makes it big soon.
He's pretty big. This also wasn't his first time on the show.
I've only ever seen him on Conan over and over. I didn't know he was that big, but I'm glad to hear that. :)
Was waiting to hear, “Thank you! I’m Kevin Hart!” 😭
Am I missing something? Why is everyone saying that?
He needs to cut Kevin a check.
I love Summer_Glazed
melvina628 for saying his name as a bit? You realize this guys making a living doing this and probably a comfortable one especially as of the last year or 2, but he makes probably 5% of what Kevin Hart makes. Kevin wouldn’t wanna steal from a working comic for using his name as a bit lmfao
Mark Normand is like a younger crazier version of Norm MacDonald 🤣
Duuuuuude I think the same !!
I thought that last night
"Must have been Mongolian............Must have been Vietnamese." lol i love it.
Said about 4 other races as well that I couldn't stop myself from laughing at. I like this guy's light humor and jokes
@@KentFPV *Nationalities
I was in tears everytime he changed it lmaoo
Mark' normal stand-up delivery is so specific and "joke"-y, I didn't expect him to be this funny as a storyteller.
I am shocked by his lifestyle as a teen. Mark seemed so innocent. He talks like a square lol
Maybe just maybe theyre just jokes
no such thing as a innocent teen
Mark’s had one weird ass life. He grew up in the biggest house in one of New Orleans poorest neighborhoods, so he grew up thinking getting robbed was normal. He would just wake up at 8 years old, hear someone walking around in the living room and think “well, we’re getting robbed again” then go back to sleep. His parents were always busy with work to be able to afford their house, so he was taught most of his life skills by their housekeeper, who was a huge, buff, black crossdresser named Enus. Nothing about his upbringing was what most people would consider “normal” lol
@@peytonalexander5300 yes I wish it was turned into a show
5:43 had to pause. Screamed for a good ninety seconds. Awesome story, awesome delivery. I love Kevin Hart! Need more of him
This was the clip that introduced me to him, saw him last night at a sold out show in New Haven, he killed it!
I see CC has learned nothing; stop putting the punchline in the beginning, and cut those cringy host scenes.
i think now they are doing it just to be dicks
I skipped like a solid minute at least. The intros are always trash and a waste of time. Also i dont want to hear any part of the joke out of order, it ruins it.
The host/intro is never related, never funny, and way too high budg... but understand they're OWNED by big media. It's called PROGRAMMING for a reason. I agree tho let the philosopher *ahem* i mean comedian speak
Tim O'Brien Irony.
@@dragon-id5uj I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks of comedians as modern philosophers.
Plot twist: The guy was from Sri Lanka.
kirti cally you mean plot twist
Lmfao
@@allthings1150 thanks for pointing that out.
He's clearly Laotion
No he was from Bali
"I put myself in contempt!" I love that line. ;)
I think this actually might be the best one yet. The whole point is like a crazy story with a twist ending and he nailed it!!! Great job Mark Normand !!!
umm... That was Kevin Hart
He’s the only comic to pull it off, l found all the other episodes terrible.
The best one is the guy that goes to Mexico
What a ride this was .. probably the best “this is not happening” bit I saw .. must have been Filipino.. 🤣
As someone who lived near Mandeville and went to school in Nola, this is an incredibly accurate story, never a damn dull moment and all of it is punctuated by jazz
This is a great story joke. Normand needs to do more of these.
Asian... Must've been Mongolian
Asian... Must've been Vietnamese
Asian... Must've been..... Uhhh... Korean
Asian guy chased us must've been Chinese
*Asian
David Gardison oh shit thanks. Gonna edit now
@@joshgibson9732 how about an original comment instead of quoting the video we all saw...most likely fishing for likes.
@@N-e-o1
I'm so fucking glad someone else feels the same way I do. What's even worse is when the 'Fan Base' of something like a pod cast, or really funny and original personality on a RUclips channel has their entire character, mannerisms and sayings completely ripped off. Turning the comments section into a group of mindless parrots that only comment either what they have just watched or random phrases and references from past videos ..Shit gets really bad with the followers of channels like AVE and Rudy with Alpha Investments...Unfortunately the list of what is pretty much Fan Cults just keeps growing! Showing a Complete lack of originality...Like FFS! comment about whatever you have to say or liked about a video if they want, but that doesn't mean quote large portions of it or completely rip off a persons personality and start acting like them.. It must be really creepy and annoying for the people who it happens to, or so I would imagine. It's just sad to watch.
I wish he started with Chinese and went more obscure.. coulda gone Taiwanese, Indonesian... Lebanese
4:56 Lmao I live in mandeville... so I guess you could say that mandeville joke really hits home
I'm a Tuesday with stories listener, so i know this story already. Still a classic nonetheless. I thoroughly enjoyed watching Kevin Hart on that strip stage.
You’ve got the cobblestone
am i having a stroke?
Can you explain the Kevin Hart inside joke? I’m new to Mark Normand
@@yabbadabbadoo1 He ended this with saying "thanks I'm Kevin Hart" 🤣
I remember him telling this story on Legion of Skanks a few years ago and I wasn't able to find that episode after a while, I'm so happy its on This is not Happening
Guy is a spazoid but quick witted enough to keep with himself, love it! Hope to hear more of his stuff
There's a bunch out there. He's not a no name.
Mark should do more material like this it's great
That is by far the best punch line I have heard in a long time.
I feel like having Roy wood jr host this is like if Chum Lee from pawn stars hosted jeopardy
Masterful. I wish he'd do more of this type of standup rather than the one liners. I like the one liners too but damn, he's great at stories.
One of the best stories I've ever heard
the guy laughing in the crowd i will never forgive you
‘ASIAN! Must’ve been....’ 😂😂😂😂
Damn , Kevin Hart always cracks me up!
What does this joke mean I don’t get it
@@whychilly5303 Mark almost always finish his set with something like "I'm Kevin Hart, good night". It's ongoing joke.
I love that I can hear Pete Holmes specifically in this audience lmao
Aahahahahahah
Any time stamps?
This is very different from his usual stuff. I like it! Wish he would do more stories like this in his act.
I wonder if Mark considers the butterfly effect of him and his friends kicking that guy's mirror leading to the events of another man being killed?
That's exactly what happened
I mean, he could have gone to the bar either way. Life is random that way.
One dude in the audience was having a real good time
Best show on comedy Central aside from South park
Homeboy is underrated. He’s fucking hilarious. Love it when he’s a guest on THE BONFIRE 🔥 CRACKLE CRACKLE
Hope this guy continues to get more publicity. He should be way bigger than he is now.
My jaw dropped when he said they were stuck in traffic
Their well deserved situation just kept getting worse 😆
Yeah i thought there was a toll booth on that bridge too, although maybe not back then.
My word! This guy knows how to tell a fuggin' story now! Can he be hired to deliver bad news, anybody??
Thank you Joe Rogan without you I would’ve never found Mark Normand. this guy is fucking hilarious!
Best episode on TINH ever. I watch a bunch of these eps where I don't laugh at all. Normand is funny as shit.
Definitely the funniest most underrated comedian ever, he is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
I loved the “he must’ve been Vietnamese” theme
Damn... fought and fought with not waiting for the punchline... so glad I did. Mark is the most underrated comedian of our time!
'It was a random Tuesday' - I see what you did there 😂😉
I just found out about this guy and he's so funny! I can't get enough. Netflix please!
This is one of the better ones of this series, absolutely fucking hilarious 😂
has to be the loudest ever heard a crowd react. Normand is the best
Why does he remind me of Norm Macdonald. And his name is like an mixed up version of Norms 😂😂
I've got 20 of these stories. I nvr would of thought Mark Normand was my kinda dude..
Easily one of the best stories on This Is Not Happening.
There's not a single time that he doesn't end a sentence with his arm extending away from him as emphasis xD somehow noticed and was never able to unnotice.
That last line and how he kept saying "Must have been ___ or something" was hilarious
This guy is hilarious! Awesome story and Great delivery!🤣
Please have Mark on more, he's hilarious and I guarantee he has other stories
I'm under the belief Mark Norman's mother made a fake profile to leave this comment 😅
The beginning was kida goofy, but the last line got me so hard. Worth it.
8:42 That dude in the gray shirt and glasses with beard has literally been in that exact same situation.
Dude what a story!!!! Good one and I loved his sense of stacking symbolic imagery one after the other for humor. Great style
he's an awesome storyteller, I actually like this better than his regular style
Agreeeeed
Mark Normand is the funniest comedian I've heard in years.
Okay, so my FAVORITES and really the BEST Comedians are Norm MacDonald, Jim Breuer and Mark Normand! I thought comment was gonna slowly DIE after the death of Norm MacDonald, but I JUST saw Jim Breuer's LATEST Special and it's GENIUS! And since I watched Jim's Special (it's on RUclips for FREE by the way) a couple days ago, I've seen Mark Normand's Comedy and it's BRILLIANT and HILARIOUS! I can't get enough! Much love from Western Massachusetts USA 🇺🇲 May The Lord Bless You and KEEP You ALL! 🩸🕊️🙏
Man he's good at telling stories
I've watched this so many damn times and it kills me every time.
Gotta love how they specifically mic'd up like 3 people in the audience
This man's delivery was on point.
i’m sorry WE LOVE JESUS
Great story, phenomenal delivery
He murdered that ish. Never seen a more high energy Marc.
Incredible comedian, one of my favorites
Yeah, he definitely would've killed ya guys. It was a miracle the cops were so close. lol
That's what i'm saying! Don't fuck with random people lmao
You dont fuck with another mans car
@@SandrockCustom Yeah, you're playing Russian roulette or bingo and one random pick could end up a murderer. Luckily this murderer wasn't a methodical serial killer type.......or maybe he was lol
@@brandenbass983 Look, when you spent 5 or 10 years of working and saving for your dream car, and someone thinks they can just fuck with it, that can turn you homicidal in a second. lol
“You know, pony tail waving, Asian.. must have been.. Mongolian..”
One of my favorite bits from mark normand
Incredible Mark got a netflix special now and ofcourse he absolutely killed!
Now that was a great one.
Anyone else thinks that Mark and his company stressed that asian guy so much that he stabbed first guy that annoyed him? I know, it's not an excuse, but his life may have been falling apart and they just gave a nudge...
That ending punchline was gold.