Jeff Dye Could Go to Jail for This - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- Опубликовано: 27 янв 2014
- Jeff Dye reveals how became the new owner of an NFL Pro Bowl jersey.
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Soooo.... What ended up happening? This guy going to jail or not?
I checked that. It's the same thing.
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My friend and I put a 20 foot tree on the 50 yard line of our junior high school football field we used post hole diggers so it was in there nice and tight the next day at school the maintenance dudes used a chainsaw to get it down but not before football practice where everyone saw it, we thought we were pretty cool
Would've been better if at the end he takes off his shirt and he's wearing the jersey
***** I was expecting that.
Callum O'leary i was thinking the same thing.
Odd question but where'd u get the profile pic?
Rough Karma got it from a wallpaper i have saved on my computer
He said "I still have A jersey" so he'd have plausible deniability, if he showed himself wearing it that's actionable evidence, haha, he's just trying to stay outta jail, he did what he could for us hahaha
What a smooth move, while he's pretending to be text fighting his girlfriend he was getting the audio clip ready
Wait what? What audio clip, thought he was just pretending to be fighting with his gf and instead was texting his buddy to not come out
@@BReatheNoMoReBw2L ahh gotcha, was confused and thought I missed something entirely different. Thanks
A man of the culture i see
@@BReatheNoMoReBw2L If he's prepared this set in advance I'd say there's a high chance he had the audio clip ready to go before he even got on stage XD No one's gonna set up during the middle of their set lol
Didn't catch that. Nice!
he should have unbuttoned his shirt revealing the jersey at the end
that would have been amazing
oh yea that would have...
Catfish Vodka yaaaasssss!!!!,
Catfish Vodka, that is the best screen name in the world.
Iwas praying he was wearing it
Just realized it was a mirror behind the comics... always thought the audience behind them were just neglected.
Brandon Barhydt it is a strip club
No I don't think so because if you watch some performances they turn around and talk to those people.
Also if you watch the people in the front row they don't move at the same time the people in the back are moving.
really?
Yes really. Like for real really.
actually why am i falling for this?
are you suggesting he's a vampire? Where's his reflection?
BTW... he returned the jersey and paid the money.
His statement: "I still have a jersey" is true... just not THAT jersey.
@@MrMatt713 Lol this needs to be not a reply and at the top.
He's lucky that two grand is all they asked for. A lot of the bars back east have mob connections... Just saying.
Thanks! I was actually still wondering lol.
Do we know the timing though? The prank occurred in March 2013. The standup special was uploaded to YT in January 2014, but when was it filmed? Maybe he did still have it at the time.
Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ I was wondering 👍🏻
Love the guy that nonchalantly goes “yes” when he says they should steal something lmfao
Just for the record, he did give the jersey back (for the second time) and paid the owner the 2+ grand he was asking for...
@@yigyog No, he's not. He's a dipsh*t entitled rich kid who thought the consequences were getting too big. He still thinks he's funny and that there is no reason to get upset by stealing something of sentimental value.
@@renatheer you mad?
So Vanderjagt got his jersey back, got some great publicity, and now a couple million people think he was a great kicker and not the worst choker in NFL history.
@@renatheer ok boomer
@@xadriantajalle8423 I'm in my late 20s and this comedian sounds like a fucking moron. Doing shit to people who've never done shit to you is pretty much the definition of being an asshole. Don't know why so many people glorify that these days.
Gotta love that "Yes" to stealing at 2:44, that came from the soul and mind combined
Thank you for this excellent example of why we do bathroom checks at bars 🤣
"it was just a goof" -Jeff Dye
Jeff Daniels: “It was a goof.”
:"D This line cracked me up more than it should have I don't know why LoL
lolll awesome comment
Jim Breuer is definitely in the crowd. Very distinctive laugh lol
11:43 - "FUCKEN 2 GRAND!" Dude, I'm right there with you, bruh! 🤣😂🤣😂
The guy in the crowd saying "Yes" at the start of story when he first says we should steal something lol.
“It’s not funny when you say it like that “ 🤣🤣🤣
Vanderjagt handled this with class IMO
Big time
What was he gonna do? It is a jersey.
I’m from Marco Island & know exactly what bar he’s talking about. 😂
Really? You mean you know the exact bar? owned by a former professional football player? on an island that is 5 square miles? What are the odds?
@@orvil9223 I came here to say that.
"Return the jersey and give me two grand." haha
he had the most sad look and twitchy worried look when he's hearing the voicemails
Dude sounds EXACTLY like Casey Affleck.
Holy shit. he does!
+Pharaoh Polystyrene He looks like Mark Normand too
Or Paul Rudd aka Antman.
i know right?!? fuckin trippy
B. Smith first thing i thought as soon as he spoke
BY FAR, TOP 5 FAVORITE STORY FROM THIS SERIES!!!
Jeff Dye, the Jim Halper of the comedy circuit.
Just going to say that Mike seems like a really chill dude considering this guy stole his jersey and all that he's like yeah you don't want to go to jail you should probably give it back but if you don't well unfortunately you're going to go to jail
Vandy was fired from coaching middle school soccer shortly before this story. He got mad and choked a student because he made fun of Vandy for missing the playoff kick against the Steelers. Definitely not a chill dude lol
1:59 “I didn’t know Peter attended theses shows
Jeff Dye the Prison Guy!
Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!
Jeff Dye the Prison Guy!
*_Vandy’s rules~_*
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When I was a dumb kid, I once stole a people baseball player's glove from the dugout and was then smart enough to carry it around after the game while getting autographs. I didn't know whose it was exactly and walked right up to the guy with it. I never did stuff like that so it was outta character. Anyway, the guy was actually really nice about it and just happy to have it back. Nice guy
Good story teller. The end was hilarious
I'm doing a playlist of all these sets and all I can hear is the drunk guy yelling out "Yea" all the time...wished he was kicked out a long time ago.
Yeah, though I did like it when he said: "We should steal something from here" and the guy goes: "Yes".
Lol that might be Ari 😂
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Just watched and didnt notice, but it probably was that jew mudder...
God bless 'em
Jack Glaser it’s all I hear now
Still one of my favorites
the first 7 seconds has the ultimate seinfield cadence
dude on the voice mail reminds me of Ricky from trailer park boys
He is Canadian
This is such an amazing story!!!
got to love these stories....
Regardless of what he did was good or bad, this guy is great. The voicemails man.
I accidentally robbed a bank. Got fired from my job. Became an escort for a week. Had a psychiatric evaluation on acid and then converted to Islam. This all happened in the past month. I want to tell my story hahaha.
Lol I want to hear it!
I would love to hear your story! 😂💀
At least yours would be entertaining
Odd flacko I need this story in my life.
I’m sooooo here for it!
Love that show and that's one of the better stories I've heard on it.
I hope Comedy Central paid him an extra 2k to tell this lmao. 👍🏻👍🏻
That was great but what would have made it 10 times better is if he pulled out the jersey right there or was somehow wearing it
And then it would have been even better if there was an update at the end saying Dye was convicted and got ass raped in jail. He’s an unfunny entitled douche. The way he acts like everyone else in the story is the asshole is pretty revealing as to how his mind works.
@@mikebrown8577 you must be fun at parties
He returned the jersey with 2,7 grand on top of it - deadspin.com/sadsack-former-nfl-player-punked-twice-by-drunken-comed-1189306363
If he had it, he would definitely wear it.
A stand up act wouldn't count as an admission of guilt as its entertainment, but if he pulled out the jersey he wouldn't have legal deniability
@@mikebrown8577 Calm down Mike
he seems like a cool dude but based on that story i have the deepest feeling in my gut that i would punch him dead in the face on multiple occasions. & he would deserve them
+nickgomez93 word.
Same. 👌
Agreed.
Sounds about right, great story though.
He came across as quite the weasely, douche, thief to me. Plus I'm with you re the face punching.
When he said "I STILL have a jersey." I audibly went "DDDAAAAAMMMMMMNNNN..."
I love this 💩!! My prank was based on karma and irritation: had a coworker that would steal my Mocha from the fridge. 1 day I drank half of it, and put 2 pieces of chocolate laxatives in it. I sat back at the camera station watching my store. He came into the camera station along with my other coworker. Approximately 21 minutes later, he runs to the restroom. This goes on for 3-5 hours. Finally, I say “must of been something you drank.” He realizes I know he’s the thief. He screams @ me that I poisoned him. I smile, look him in the face, and say “I can put whatever I want in my drink. I even write on the drink don’t touch or die. Remember that the next time you even think of touching someone’s drink.” The thievery stopped.
Careful of tampered foods. It's all in the intent. There have been cases of office workers spiking their food knowing it'd be taken by the office thief. One office thief called Police & the office workers were charged. As long as you can say the laxatives were in your drink for yourself - then all is fine.
It's hard to believe this was 8 years ago.
I hope he returned the jersey. I am sentimental that way.
Tuesday has always been the best day of the week. And now its even better.
I remember knowing a kid like that.. oh my God... LOL!! That was awesome!!! Lol!!!!
"I still have a jersey" was a straight giveaway that he did return it. Kind of killed the whole punchline.
moral of the story: no one in youtube comments can enjoy anything.
I mean he did steal something. Idk if we should celebrate stealing someone's possessions with sentimental value
@@whatif3271 I joke about 9/11, two seconds after hawking died I made goofed on it. It's funny, laugh
yyeah
I did it for the cat girls I agree
Let's just say if he got beat up, he would deserve it. That would be funny too lolol
This guy makes me think of Chuck if he went into comedy instead of working at the Buy More/FBI for some reason lol
I love these vids!
Ok so... a lot of people assume they are lawyers, I guess, because they see this as admissible evidence in a court of law. Sorry but this was setup as a Comedy Story event, and any and all speech is seen as part of an "act" or "bit", regardless of how factual the story is, it is presented as this inflated version of the truth by a Comedian done through his routine/act. The only way they could have truly sue'd him and won would be by paying some costly court fee's that may over exceed the value of the stolen item, or they use the footage they said they had to file suit. But Jeff has verbal evidence "in a voice-mail file which is admissible as evidence" of them lieing about having video footage and threatening against him with legal action with false accusations. So there's a lot to put into consideration but this actual video won't hold up in any court.
Boooooom knowledge!
yea he doesn't want to go to jail, so he would check with his lawyers if this would compromise his legal position.
***** Please get that info out there
***** He says. The guy's been there. So no. Maybe it works like that where you live. And maybe that's why so manny innocent people gets the death penalty. You f'wad.
*****
claim photoshop
It's Jerry Seinfeld in Adam Brody's body, holy shit!
Booze + "Dude, that's the best idea ever" = the stuff of many, many, many, police reports.
Jeff is the best, cant wait to see him May 16 at the Ice House
There's a guy in the audience that laughs like Peter Griffin
He has beautiful eyes.
Just found you on Jimmy Dore show. Hilarious 😂
Best one ever!!
I think it´s a crime that this is not even a misdemeanor by police standards. If somebody stole my old shirt, I´d want it back for the DNA alone.
Dude if Pat Mcafee stole that jersey Vanderjagt never would have got it back 😂😂😂
What does it take to be a Tsung Yugh dancer? A heart of stone, flexable bones, a tiger mom and a thousand yard stare.
The best one of these yet! perfect!
Great story funny shit, keep real Ari love your material and show!
Reminds me of Zachery Levi
Thank you for being a comedian
2:41 Bruh the little yes in the back
This and Trevor Moore's I'm not going back to mexico are the best ones yet!
He is the type of guy I personally hate, do dumb shit and then self incriminate them self by bragging
true, but its still a great story
Funny story but really should give them back,they're worth a lot more to him than they are to you
He is a delicious man. I have watched this 8 times. It shows up in suggested videos all the time.
I watched this pretty high and when I sobered up I could not stop the laughing all over again XD
This was ball as fuck xhaahxax
peter griffin laughing in the back ground
awesome story!
Steal something unique, that has never been sold and it has no recorded value: Win!
Lmao he sounds like Barry B Benson
It’s been driving me nuts but I finally figured out who hey sounds exactly like: Breckin Meyer
Lmfao that was great!
I would love to smoke a joint with this guy. Lol
Ari is literally trying to get this man arrested lol
Legend has it he has the jersey still
Glorious.
Give him back his jersey already. Marco Island was in a major hurricane, it's probably all he has left.
I think he is wearing it right now....😂
This guy looks like less depressed Mark Normand
Love it
I hope he did keep it, I used to be on the other end telling people "We caught you stealing and we've got it on camera" and it's bullshit every time. If they've really got it on video, they give it to the police right away and the police arrest the SHIT out of you. Having video proof is like shooting fish in a barrel for them
A public confession, recorded and placed online does wonders too I guess...
A stand-up comic act doesn't qualify as a confession or testimony in a real court. It's merely entertainment.
Come on people, as if he wouldn't consult his attorney...
He returned the jersey and payed 2 grand anyway
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What a forgiving dude
"I know I'd do WELL in jail..."
this is fucking awesome period!!!!!
bro this man is snowed out hahahaha
I've saw this on the news when it first happened. Great story, lol..
He looks and sounds like a combination of Jerry Seinfeld and Zachary Levi
As a senior prank we stole about 300 used tires and used them to block the entrance and exit from our high school parking lot.
The staff called an assembly and didn't give 2 shits about who did it, they just needed someone to pay to get rid of them because the place we stole them from was like 'we don't give a fuck, have fun'.
It was like 10 dollars a tire.
awesome!
best story ever
some dude really wants us to know that he's in the audience
"I still have a jersey" 😂😂😂😂😂
i was at off the hook comedy club that night lol