Big Jay Oakerson Sees Some Boobs - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- Опубликовано: 11 ноя 2013
- Big Jay Oakerson watches some very rowdy women get into an unwinnable fight in front of a comedy club.
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Moammaopp
We need more jay
fight me
*punch*
i'm waiting for your call! come check my comedy out
"I hear a commotion.... that sounds like fat fighting."
That line kills me every time i watch this special 😂😂😂
Man his writing and delivery is just fucking perfect. Just flawless most of the time. Jesus he's an amazing story teller.
Right up there with Joey Diaz in my book. Those are my two favorites...
Yeah Big Jay is a phenomenally talented comedian.
Love the way he always pauses and let’s the room giggle and breathe.
I had a legit asthma attack with the “here’s who I can fit in the car”😭😭😭
Yep Jay is a true master. Undeniably.
i like that he doesnt have to yell, he can calm it down and still be funny
Agreed. So many of them yell and shout. Smh. Also hate when they repeat.
Been seeing clips of Big Jay on Facebook. Didn’t take long to see he is expert level
New special out called "Dog Belly"
I had a legit asthma attack with the “here’s who I can fit in the car”😭😭😭
The pipes screen saver line is about the funniest reference i have heard to date from a comdian. Crackle crackle
honestly wasnt ready for it at all, made me spit take. may feldog be with you
Someone PLEASE do an animation to this story.
Ahh would be perfect.
hhaha wtf
Please don’t ... hahaha
xilix do it
Yes, Sir!
“How do you say that about your mother?”
“Uhh, cause it’s not real…”
😂
"One skinny Puerto Rican guy"
Oh God it's about Luis
So not Joey Diaz?
Anthony Carpio hes Cuban and fat
Krieger That’s the joke
Louis is definitely not skinny
I'm pretty Shure everyone knows an ambiguously Asian guy named Luis. I call him lui
"I call her best in show" DYING!!
That was a funny ass movie 🐩🐕🦺🦮🐕🐕🦺🐕🦮
I lost it for the first time when he said "I called her assback" 😂😂😂
..."blah blah grande..mami..lmao!" Christ this dude is funny.
this guy is hilarious i cant believe he is not known.
Garrett Anderson i meant widely known.
Kadegvdm He's just merely aware that a growing number of us are often finding ourselves thinking, "What's Garret Anderson's perspective on this?"
he is now
Legion of skanks yo
Blop blop
Assback
Forgettable
Best in Show
Atrocity
I forgot about the second one ;)
@@Tasarran bro she's forgettable
@@sunkid02 Thanks for explaining the joke, Cap'n Obvious
the 4 horseman of the apocolypse
Electric Rune Games imagine he doesnt see u were actually joking about forgetting her what a dumb ass 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
“Something with hooves.” Lolololololl
"If you ever let words hurt you you'll lose every fight, but if words never hurt you, you can never lose" wow god damn that's something jeez awesome mythical words from a person
@SaltyBrains if you're emotionally charged, and try to initiate a fight because of it, chances are your headspace isn't clear enough to fight without going full tunnel vision. The other person will likely be thinking clearly and not with their emotions (usually rage) and will actually fight better and probably win
In the old country we had a saying, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never something something." It's been lost through the ages.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me
@@supunbandara5358 it was funnier when Addie said it.
@SaltyBrains thats half of what it means. the other part of fighting with a clear head is discretion (as in "better part of ... " you know, like they said in the old country) .. ie accurately assessing the odds and deciding rationally how much pain the cause is really worth, and/or more successful strategies etc.
I call these "Terminator moments" like in the first movie when you're inside his head looking at the readout of options and he goes for "fuck you, asshole"
...only in real life the option list is a lot longer: call for backup, apologize, get a lead pipe, surprise him in the bathroom, ignore him, leave the club with his girl, call him names in 3 languages from a safe distance, buy him a beer, throw something in his face, get arrested, have him thrown out, get your ass beat with an audience, call the cops and laugh at him while they're doing whatever... there are always a wide variety of options...and you always make better strategic decisions if you're one who's more sober and more calm.
Thus the old British phrase "keep calm and carry on".
I'm not sure if this will be mentioned, but this video is insanely well edited. Props to whoever is responsible. Good job man.
For sure
Facts!!
Thank you
um. comedy central? lmao
Besides the fuckin audio.. the whole damn reason for watching the thing.. i literally had to turn up my phone all the way, plug into an amp and turn it up all the way which made for a godamn fun fucking time when the ads all the sudden blew a speaker and my asshole out where i spray shit a log out., godamnit..
One of the best storytellers in the business, hands down.
One of the best profile pics of all time, bröther
Brother, I just saw Oh, Sleeper live and I heard an unreleased track from the upcoming album. It is a time for rejoicing.
wozing I was about to comment the same thing about the icon but then I realized it was 4 years old.
oh my god. "the screensaver"
the screensaver line fucking killed me.
NothingButtery I losssst it
i died there
2 tube socks and a cup of soup.
Jesse Waltbauer just a cup hahaha
"A commotion of fat fighting." That's all you need to know RIGHT THERE.
This guy just put on a masterclass, I was crying
Big Jay is a killer... one of the best story tellers out there.
“Remember the screensaver with the pipes?” Absolutely killed me. Jay is hilarious, I love him. And he has such handsome eyes and smile.
this made me laugh so hard I was tearing up
"Something more mythical, like a centaur...centurion.?"
Today I learned that Roman soldiers were mythical.
He's weirdly attractive, I don't know why but looking at him, I get the vibes of hippy dude from the 80s
you need help
Lol yes he definitely is kinda attractive. Combination of humor + voice + attitude + face + cute smile + facial expression
I was thinking the same thing idk why but hes attractive in some way
Early 90’s I’d say...
No homo but i see it too, he cute af
What I love about this bit is that it’s all relevant to the story. He doesn’t try to fill time by trying to make jokes on the side, it’s all chronological and keeps going.
I never noticed how perfectly sculpted Jay's eyebrows are
Umm so his eyebrows are very well groomed lol! random.
haha I noticed that while watching his truth or dare story! his storytelling made it so interesting but I couldn't stop looking at his eyebrows
He's a cute guy 🤷🏻♀️
Yeah I’m like, he must go to the Indian lady in the mall
All I could see.
This kinda get's mentioned on Kreischer's podcast. He saved him from a stylist that wanted to fuck up his beard.
I had trouble swallowing my food while listening to this. Disgustingly hilarious!
After a week this should have waaaaaaay more than 24k views. Big Jay is precious.
YOU HAVE SPOTTED A RARE WILD OAKERSON (w/o gloves)
underrated comment
the way he laughs at himself is the best part
BJO rocks. Im pretty sure I was next to him at... at least three Gwar concerts
here's what I can fit in the car.... XD
Big Jay might be the most naturally funny person in the game rn
"She even said wheee!..." 😂😂😂
i wish there were more videos of this guy.
I absolutely agree. That was classic!
"A weapon used to trip a horse or something"😂😂
"remember the screensaver with the pipes?" im dead
this might be the most hilarious shit from this whole series
Mexican got on boots
Sister Hyacinth-Joey Diaz
A very close tie with Mexican Got on Boots
Every once in awhile I go back and binge Jay's stand-ups, never not funny, love this guy
Thanks for the free laughs, Ari! ... definitely the best thing to happen to Comedy Central.
10/10 story right here
The funny thing is, "Atrocity" sounds like a big girl name
His smile is honestly adorable
“Here’s what I can fit in the car.”
You paint a vivid picture
The pipe screen saver had me 😂😂😂
Big Jay's so real, my favorite comic right now
He is always real. In the sense, like I'm drinking a beer, listening. I'm right next to him and he tells a story like my homies do and im here laughing just the same but I'm alone in my bed watching and listening. This is great
"The tube top nestled in what I would describe as fold 4B." Lmao
He reminds of a mellow Dave Attell.
angry ranger never thought of that, but pretty accurate
he and dave are buddies. used to open for him
He’s hands down my favorite on this series.
Fat people can call other fat people fat. He acknowledged he was fat in the story. Take a chill pill Gloria Steinem it is meant to be a funny story.
Anyone can call anyone fat, noone gives a fuck.
Except fat people
This calm comedic evisceration is pure zen. Big Jay is a master of the art🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Good to see someone else who actually calls people like that "wiggers".
omg that screensaver joke still has me laughing this guy is awesome
Best of the series, Big Jay is a legend.
Saw this guy at the cellar, he is one of the rawest stand ups you can find, big props man
The screensaver with the pipes had me dying. Jesus this guy's good.
Dude had me swallowing my bud smoke
Big Jay is THE master storyteller!!!!! I saw him this summer and he crushed it. Thank you Ari. Love the podcast. Any chance of a Howard Kremer story in season 3? That guy has some really funny stories.
He's the best out of all of the TISH acts. Also, gorgeous fluffy eyelashes.
Wow next to TJ Millers set, this is the best set I've seen on This Is Not Happenings so far. I've never heard of Big Jay Oakerson, but I was really impressed! Such a talented story teller.
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Watch Chris Redd's set, fucking hilarious
hes got a pretty smile
Hints of Dave Attell in the delivery. Some of the best material I've heard in This Is Not Happening.
Bring Jay back! That was awesome.
Ari, i love these so much.
Big Jay is tremendous
2:11 "wild cast of characters"
absolutely perfect
He has an amazing smile
Dude...brutal lol..."....but I know there was a fourth chick". That's an incredibly sharp cut lol. Big Jay, fuckin' mint!
Whenever I hear stories like this it’s make me home sick from growing up in Vegas....
I know someone who's presently enjoying the weather in Las Vegas right now.
Big jay is freaking hilarious
Oh my lord, can’t even handle this...dying laughing, tears
Immaculate eyebrows, sir. The smile is nice as well.
“Atrocity” would be a good wrestling name.
Jay Oakerson is one of my favorites, got to see him a couple years ago and meet him, one of the nicest comedians out there. We need more of him!
This is awesome. Keep them coming!
AP Spanish teacher asks me to translate the opening line from the book we just read.
Me: blah blah, grandè, mommy 🤷🏻♂️
Al Pacino?!
super funny!!!
Big Jay kills it on ron and fez, love this guy.
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I feel like I need to take this guy to a chumbawamba concert
So glad to see Season 2 starting. Never had seen Jay prior to this he is great!
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The way he describes everything is the fucking best I love big jay. Feet thighs ass back 🤣 tube sock with half a cup of soup 🤣😂
This dude is funny as fuck hahahahha
Lmao "Like the screensaver with the pipes"
His giggle is adorable
I haven’t heard very much standup comedians but I would have to say he’s probably very underrated in how great this guy is. This was hilarious!!
This guy can make anything funny 🤣
Spaghetti and butter!
Solidarity. heh
did joe lose his job?
this is the best standup comedy i have ever heard
“We’ll call her Best In Show”. Brilliant
his laughter is so cute, damn
Probably the best fat shaming comic I’ve ever seen. Can’t stop laughing hysterically
dat was a good one! Will definitely check out more Big Jay
When he mentioned the pipe screensaver i laughed so hard i got a very real cramp.
Hilarious! Ari's skeptic tank got me here
Im in bed with earphones putting my son to sleep & i think im about to have an asthma attack holding in my laughter🤣🤣🤣. 4mins in
4:02 poetry big jay!!!
i love when he does stories😂
this was one of the funniest ones! yeshh