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  • Опубликовано: 17 июн 2024
  • Roy Wood Jr. swears revenge on the boy band B2K after two of its members pan his set on “Star Search.” (Contains strong language.)
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  • @standup
    @standup  4 года назад +73

    Get ready to cringe - watch comedians’ most insane fails from This Is Not Happening here: ruclips.net/p/PLD7nPL1U-R5oxn193dgOORoqNx9pE7wSl

    • @jenynz5334
      @jenynz5334 3 года назад +2

      I think there should be a moment of silence for all the morning listeners who were patiently waiting for their favorite song to finally come on 😂

    • @zovalentine7305
      @zovalentine7305 2 года назад +1

      Comes out of his mouth as it comes into his head✊
      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @perrilowe475
      @perrilowe475 Год назад

      Lllllllllllllljl I’ll ii

  • @WallyZamwa
    @WallyZamwa 5 лет назад +3929

    "Everybody will forget a bad joke.
    Nobody will forget a bad attitude"
    - Arsenio Hall

    • @Onorrie
      @Onorrie 5 лет назад +51

      Wally Johnson yeah we all watched the video

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 5 лет назад +53

      Arsenio paid it forward.

    • @Fifthelement203
      @Fifthelement203 5 лет назад +21

      Wally Johnson goat 🐐 advice

    • @weirdo24-7
      @weirdo24-7 5 лет назад +57

      "I still wanna beat they ass"

    • @weirdo24-7
      @weirdo24-7 5 лет назад +58

      "I still wanna beat they ass" - Roy Wood Jr 🤣

  • @rioh353
    @rioh353 5 лет назад +2048

    Roy just created "So you thought you were Petty?" 😄

    • @jayparris2508
      @jayparris2508 5 лет назад +54

      Why is that not a TV show already?!
      * Edit: Ironically, if there was a show on TV with that name, Roy Wood Jr would definitely DVR every episode.

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 5 лет назад +65

      @@jayparris2508 It is. It's the Real Housewives franchise.

    • @nathanielbaxter533
      @nathanielbaxter533 5 лет назад +27

      @@melvina628 you won this round.

    • @sibylsaint
      @sibylsaint 5 лет назад +9

      I think it's great that he did that back to them. I laughed my ass off. :)

    • @vampjoseph
      @vampjoseph 5 лет назад +10

      *So You Thought You Weren't Petty*
      there I fixed it for you.

  • @parker6614
    @parker6614 5 лет назад +1542

    I can't be the only person who wants to hear the full Hulk Hogan joke

    • @xslindo
      @xslindo 5 лет назад +39

      It was a good joke. I remember this happened when I was a kid.

    • @pbrantley5587
      @pbrantley5587 4 года назад +10

      Me too

    • @beyusnow1693
      @beyusnow1693 4 года назад +25

      I sat and looked for it for a solid hour... For a week

    • @bokunoeigomusic
      @bokunoeigomusic 4 года назад +4

      Beyu Snow still can’t find it

    • @jwillblkmn9877
      @jwillblkmn9877 3 года назад +2

      Right! I even googled it but couldn't find it

  • @EPrimeify
    @EPrimeify 5 лет назад +914

    I clicked this so fast because I love when Roy has to introduce himself.

    • @EPrimeify
      @EPrimeify 5 лет назад +15

      @@kingjellybean9795 By all means go ahead.

    • @EthanHolder0
      @EthanHolder0 5 лет назад +47

      Not only that, he also does the outro for himself. "Roy Wood Jr. everybody" at the end.

    • @kitten_witha_whip
      @kitten_witha_whip 5 лет назад +22

      I thought I was the only one living for that part. I wonder if he walks off the stage then runs back on like he didn't just introduce himself.

    • @thagodwecreate5179
      @thagodwecreate5179 4 года назад +2

      Yea it's funny he intros in 3rd person too

  • @mhypersonic
    @mhypersonic 5 лет назад +1875

    B2k WHO? i think Roy won this battle

    • @MonteeAdamsdacoach
      @MonteeAdamsdacoach 4 года назад +45

      That exactly!!!

    • @willie417
      @willie417 4 года назад +46

      same thing I said, who's B2K?

    • @dawolf856
      @dawolf856 4 года назад +12

      Word

    • @HareemAdderley242
      @HareemAdderley242 4 года назад +60

      The race is not to the swift....nor is the battle for the strong....but time and chance happen to us all....

    • @Jitts.the.caffeinated
      @Jitts.the.caffeinated 4 года назад +46

      I was just thinking, never saw or heard of that band, looks like Roy covered some ground.

  • @grimhbrh7610
    @grimhbrh7610 4 года назад +77

    Roy Wood Jr keeping Birmingham Alabama B2K free since 2003 😂

  • @local1925
    @local1925 5 лет назад +883

    The black delegation will not draft ben Stein but will agree to protect ben stein

    • @danielbrown1724
      @danielbrown1724 5 лет назад +54

      "Would you cut the malarkey Rondell"
      Lmao

    • @diobrando7957
      @diobrando7957 5 лет назад +8

      you are on 69 likes nice

    • @notaseal7864
      @notaseal7864 4 года назад +7

      Can...... can yall protect me?

    • @Akeilllllll
      @Akeilllllll 4 года назад +1

      @Dylen... sorry

    • @brentingram423
      @brentingram423 3 года назад +23

      Might want to re-consider. In response to the death of Michael Brown, Stein made the following comment:
      "The idea of calling this poor young man unarmed when he was 6'4", 300 pounds, full of muscles, apparently, according to what I read in The New York Times, on marijuana. To call him unarmed is like calling Sonny Liston unarmed or Cassius Clay unarmed. He wasn't unarmed. He was armed with his incredibly strong, scary self"
      That's just one of his many racist remarks. Oh, by the way he's a trump voter.

  • @thaelectricfeel
    @thaelectricfeel 5 лет назад +400

    "Everybody will forget a bad joke. Nobody will forget a bad attitude" Insightful

    • @zmdumpbox2340
      @zmdumpbox2340 5 лет назад +3

      Somebody shoulda told that to B2K.

    • @crnkmnky
      @crnkmnky 5 лет назад +2

      @@zmdumpbox2340 Some things must be learned from experience.

    • @dawolf856
      @dawolf856 4 года назад +5

      Well... he also got the feeling Roy was gonna go over and whip some ass ! That's pretty damn insightful, too.

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 года назад

      @@crnkmnky 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE.
      ruclips.net/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/видео.html

    • @CentristDad155
      @CentristDad155 2 года назад

      Suprised Roy would take the advice given his state at that moment. If I was Arsenio, I would hope I would have stated it this way:
      'Everybody will forget a joke that did not work in that moment. Nobody will forget a bad attitude.'

  • @abelsalazar2977
    @abelsalazar2977 5 лет назад +136

    The other side of my head was like....yeah beat they ass lmao

  • @TK-yh4hn
    @TK-yh4hn 2 года назад +244

    What Arsenio did for Roy was simply amazing. He's a good person and an even better friend to have on your side. I remember how he stuck by Magic Johnson when he got sick. People called him all kinds of things but he did not falter. And THAT is the reason I love Arsenio. I may have cried a little bit too.💜 Peace

  • @way2sh0rt07grad
    @way2sh0rt07grad 5 лет назад +99

    “Just dragged that shit to the recycling bin”
    Had me rolling!

  • @lastcall8286
    @lastcall8286 5 лет назад +400

    Two steps and a choking.

  • @WOLFGANG634
    @WOLFGANG634 5 лет назад +224

    Lmao he reminded me of that meme
    “So how long you goin’ be petty for?”
    Me: “Forever. For ever, ever, ever. For ever ever”.

  • @kazisupreme747
    @kazisupreme747 5 лет назад +146

    🎵Girl an you know oooo hooo my baby hair🎵😂😂

    • @mancube7645
      @mancube7645 5 лет назад +10

      😂😂😂😂 was looking for yhis message.

  • @TheTitandog70
    @TheTitandog70 5 лет назад +542

    Love Roy Woods Jr...funny as hell... I will admit now, kind of want to hear the Hulk Hogan joke

    • @k9dogtraining
      @k9dogtraining 5 лет назад +36

      I thought he was gonna do the joke

    • @kingjellybean9795
      @kingjellybean9795 5 лет назад +9

      This is supposed to be a story showcase not him doing bits

    • @tatianazalewski3384
      @tatianazalewski3384 5 лет назад +5

      Josh Lyons it took awhile but he got to the story and was worth the wait. Started sometime after 4 mins

    • @fullysuited
      @fullysuited 5 лет назад +2

      Me too!

    • @MrChewable1
      @MrChewable1 5 лет назад +6

      I was waiting to hear the joke also!!!

  • @johndunkentell3388
    @johndunkentell3388 4 года назад +74

    Omarion dropped the whole group and was like "I got'em Roy!"

  • @robinsonshe06
    @robinsonshe06 5 лет назад +228

    lol @ “So you think you can do narcotics with the Stars?” Tuesdays after Broad City 😂🤣

    • @Omar54unlimited
      @Omar54unlimited 5 лет назад +7

      I can already hear this in Kyle Kinane's voice doing the commercial 😂😂😂

    • @sixteennumberthree5544
      @sixteennumberthree5544 5 лет назад +6

      Put me in coach. #winning

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 года назад

      @@sixteennumberthree5544
      I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      ruclips.net/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/видео.html

    • @ryansamson13
      @ryansamson13 3 года назад

      Would totally watch it

  • @donwon1645
    @donwon1645 2 года назад +19

    Will Smith needed Arsenio Hall that night at the Oscars

  • @chioj36
    @chioj36 2 года назад +4

    Wow. Stumbled upon this Monday evening after last nights Oscars… YOU HEAR EM WILL?!? Hahah

  • @DireRaven_55
    @DireRaven_55 5 лет назад +432

    This man is my hero. I aspire to ascend to this level of petty one day.

    • @therubenp88
      @therubenp88 5 лет назад +2

      you mean get a show that was someone elses idea and just run with it

    • @stanhenderson9928
      @stanhenderson9928 5 лет назад +7

      Petty in the highest form, kudos

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 года назад

      @@therubenp88
      I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      ruclips.net/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/видео.html

    • @DaMultiPurpose
      @DaMultiPurpose 3 года назад

      I’m more of a karlous Miller petty but I feel you

    • @Zoodabang
      @Zoodabang 8 месяцев назад

      I love it😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Kizzy_Owens
    @Kizzy_Owens 5 лет назад +113

    Just walk over there. It's not far😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sarahunderwood8952
    @sarahunderwood8952 5 лет назад +59

    Roy Wood Jr to B2K- "I'm about to end these men's whole careers"

  • @Clouden3
    @Clouden3 5 лет назад +988

    When the race war starts, i'm protecting Betty White.

    • @TheTitandog70
      @TheTitandog70 5 лет назад +78

      Betty White got a pass for sure

    • @Resjek
      @Resjek 5 лет назад +24

      As if we going for Betty. Betty White and Paula Deen get passes

    • @kgblitz1294
      @kgblitz1294 5 лет назад +117

      @@Resjek nah Paula getting kicked in the ass. lol

    • @Dollar-zb2ik
      @Dollar-zb2ik 5 лет назад +43

      Hands off Will Ferrell as well

    • @ahmedalshaiba9185
      @ahmedalshaiba9185 5 лет назад +38

      Ok let's split to groups, one that protects Betty White, and one that goes to Mel Gibson's house

  • @Baldinosalvador
    @Baldinosalvador 5 лет назад +362

    the number of dislikes is the exact same of how many b2k fans are left

    • @chrisknight6183
      @chrisknight6183 4 года назад +3

      Absolutely 😆

    • @markoz673bajen8
      @markoz673bajen8 2 года назад

      That was a Bump bump bump... they only got popular due to PeeDiddy on that one track.

    • @waltonsimons12
      @waltonsimons12 2 года назад +8

      Meanwhile, Roy has 26k likes, according to Nielsen research.

    • @Officiajmusiq
      @Officiajmusiq 2 года назад

      Lmfaooo

  • @neon_dex42
    @neon_dex42 5 лет назад +200

    Best story told here in a minute. According to Nielsen research.

    • @sxm76
      @sxm76 4 года назад

      B flat was pretty funny to me.

  • @shatonda1
    @shatonda1 4 года назад +42

    Its shameful how much I love his level of pettiness 😩🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @celeste2045
    @celeste2045 5 лет назад +55

    I clicked to watch Roy Wood Jr.
    I had to Google B2k.

    • @4knewt505
      @4knewt505 3 года назад +1

      I forgot who there was too. I started thinking were they a K-pop band

  • @Adiscretefirm
    @Adiscretefirm 5 лет назад +156

    Hey Roy, they're going to Tuscaloosa in May. Buy the whole front row, bring some friends and boo their ass every song!

    • @CLB30ROX
      @CLB30ROX 5 лет назад +13

      Damn, that's brilliant👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂

    • @prince8386
      @prince8386 5 лет назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @davisrachele
      @davisrachele 5 лет назад +11

      Naw why Do a 50cent buy out the rows and leave them empty

    • @tupd
      @tupd 5 лет назад +10

      @@davisrachele 50 cent played himself. You givin me money cause you hate me? Oh no! 😂

    • @Shesha626
      @Shesha626 5 лет назад +2

      Ha! Genius! Better than 50 cent.

  • @ethanbriere979
    @ethanbriere979 5 лет назад +761

    Roy basicallly explaining why B2K fell off by not selling enough records and getting no airplay in Alabama for four years in a row where R&B music is huge.
    I know I never heard of em til now 😂

    • @Boogiefizzie
      @Boogiefizzie 5 лет назад +67

      ethan briere They were a HUGE newly R&B boy band! 1999/2000-2004. Like the black version of N’Sync. J-Boog & Lil’ Fizz were my ultimate faves, hence my RUclips screename: Boogiefizzie.🤣 They were in a ton of magazines: Cosmopolitan, Tiger Beat, Vibe, Word Up, Right On, JET, etcetera... Now they’re on a “reunion” tour called Pandemonium, after being broken up since 2004... Shortly after the release of their smash hit movie You Got Served. Money & management issues & problems of molestation from manager (& uncle to Raz-B) Chris Stokes and other label mates (mainly Marques Houston, J-Boog’s first cousin) that Chris groomed was the cause of the disbandment. Very sad bc they had the potential to stay huge like Boys II Men or New Edition...😔 However, This episode IN ITSELF is Roy STILL being petty bc the timing with their current reunion tour is HILARIOUS!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️

    • @dethofgod666
      @dethofgod666 5 лет назад +19

      @@Boogiefizzie No way they were huge if nobody heard of them

    • @LUKE-og5fm
      @LUKE-og5fm 5 лет назад +3

      @@Boogiefizzie MMMmmm? Crickets...

    • @robinsonshe06
      @robinsonshe06 5 лет назад +53

      X - They were hugely popular in the R&B world for teens and twenty YOs. But if you didn’t listen to R&B music during that era, you probably wouldn’t know them. (Notice, I didn’t say they had longevity- but they were popular back then... )

    • @crnkmnky
      @crnkmnky 5 лет назад +31

      @X 🙄 If you weren't an adolescent black girl around 2002, nobody cares if you don't think B2K were a big deal.

  • @laugh_til_ithurts
    @laugh_til_ithurts 5 лет назад +11

    That shit was PETTY PETTY! 🤣🤣🤣💀 Freakin love Roy Wood Jr.!

  • @madnessbydesign1415
    @madnessbydesign1415 5 лет назад +456

    I've never cared for Arsenio, but that is some gold advice. Thank you Arsenio for saving the great Roy Wood Jr...
    Also, Roy Wood Jr. is now successful, and B2K is a distant memory. Best revenge ever :)

    • @shantellakaladypersephone8671
      @shantellakaladypersephone8671 4 года назад +16

      @ExtraMoreBigger Right!
      Simi from Coming to America:
      "Freeze, you diseased rhinoceros pizzle.."
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MaSungoddess777
      @MaSungoddess777 4 года назад +7

      #Karma

    • @koilamaoh4238
      @koilamaoh4238 4 года назад +1

      I thought arsenio got beat at a eddie murphy party, with charlie murphy lol. Or something I Forget.

    • @tell-it7649
      @tell-it7649 4 года назад +2

      @@koilamaoh4238 naa.. They were all playful buddies...

    • @legintv
      @legintv 4 года назад +2

      Shantell Kight whhhhyyy was that comment so perfect. It didn’t fit, but it did 🤣🤣

  • @kaigreen5641
    @kaigreen5641 5 лет назад +39

    Love the way he uses the "according to Neilson reseach" every time, shows a true mastery of his art. Such a great beat. Dunno how he bombed on TV

  • @DA-jp3uq
    @DA-jp3uq 4 года назад +12

    3.11 When he took a pause and said "...with the stars", my food almost fell out of my mouth 😂😂😂 He is ridiculous

  • @keysjackson
    @keysjackson 5 лет назад +79

    Great advice from Arsenio

  • @Rivz2012
    @Rivz2012 5 лет назад +95

    This man never fails to remind me that the Kindness i show others is not in vain. Thank you sir.

  • @MayaState
    @MayaState 5 лет назад +56

    "I'm not gonna tell you the name of the bar"
    "It's across from Amoeba in Hollywood"

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 5 лет назад +9

      It's not Jack In The Box. It's the other bar on Hollywood Blvd.

  • @phillynash
    @phillynash 5 лет назад +38

    No wonder I never heard B2K on the radio in High School. LOL!

    • @mrs.camilliajones3560
      @mrs.camilliajones3560 4 года назад +6

      phillynash Ikr! I’m from Alabama and wondered why I never heard them but would hear those brothers that had the song “you can wear my jacket..” some other lyrics not sure if that’s the name 😂 but I don’t remember hearing b2k either

  • @dwightbooker2224
    @dwightbooker2224 4 года назад +42

    One of the best story tellers ever on the mic. He needs a Netflix special.

  • @RobertDGordon
    @RobertDGordon 5 лет назад +94

    This man is so underrated... this is hilarious, and has some good nuggets of wisdom in it.

  • @HashDad
    @HashDad 5 лет назад +190

    Funny how Roy has a better career than them B2k kids now lol

  • @memyselfi2005
    @memyselfi2005 Год назад +8

    “So you think you can do narcotics?” 😂 I just love him

  • @tbev3363
    @tbev3363 5 лет назад +43

    Lmao....B2K GOT BUMP BUMP BUMPED. well played.

  • @777Edub
    @777Edub 5 лет назад +28

    IK b2k watched this and was like "So this is why we saw a decline when we should have been evening out in the middle of our career" hahahahaha

  • @ltanksley1
    @ltanksley1 4 года назад +13

    Not often can you hear and appreciate the truth and beauty in the sentence, "My niggah Ben Stein kept it real!"

  • @jondough7777777
    @jondough7777777 5 лет назад +62

    The lesson here is be careful how you treat people because you never know...
    Plenty of stories where a person acted ignorant with someone then weeks later that person goes in for a job interview and guess who’s sitting across from them? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ahopkins1978
      @ahopkins1978 4 года назад +10

      one of my favorite quotes in life...” The toes you step on today might be connected to that ass you gotta kiss tomorrow”

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 года назад

      @@ahopkins1978 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      ruclips.net/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/видео.html

  • @jon33.3
    @jon33.3 5 лет назад +18

    *_"I did not got this."_*

  • @JustinMcBride21x
    @JustinMcBride21x 4 года назад +29

    This dude is a phenomenal storyteller. He tells a story where you know exactly where it's gonna end up but you still burst out laughing when he gets there.

  • @oaktree1626
    @oaktree1626 5 лет назад +66

    Recently became a fan of Roy Woods, Jr. through his storytelling on these.

    • @RedBaron44
      @RedBaron44 5 лет назад +1

      Check out his prank calls!

    • @christopherwallace408
      @christopherwallace408 2 года назад +1

      I just discovered him recently....my guy is legit.

    • @acester86
      @acester86 2 года назад

      I love his CP Time on Daily show, never fails to have me rolling.

  • @leoFpolloTV
    @leoFpolloTV 5 лет назад +60

    Roy Wood Jr. singlehandedly destroyed b2k’s career.

    • @lssilva89
      @lssilva89 4 года назад +2

      He wanted to do with with both hands, you know... (In their necks).

  • @anthonyriley4429
    @anthonyriley4429 3 года назад +24

    Now I want him to do the Hulk Hogan joke 😂😂😂

  • @waynemartin9098
    @waynemartin9098 2 года назад +3

    "...And I hide them in the gospel section of the store." LOL!!!

  • @willkoestner242
    @willkoestner242 4 года назад +79

    I feel an odd sort of kinship with this gentleman. Every time I hear him talk, I know I'm hearing some real shit from my brother. Roy is the Man

    • @tell-it7649
      @tell-it7649 4 года назад +3

      Lol right? Thought I was the only one...

    • @legintv
      @legintv 4 года назад +4

      Will Koestner you won my like at “...odd sort of kinship” good job Will 🏆

  • @VEXxTER_ZEN1
    @VEXxTER_ZEN1 3 года назад +4

    I love that he announces himself

  • @poot111111
    @poot111111 5 лет назад +72

    I finally put my finger on why I like this guy so much, his presentation reminds me of Richard Pryor. I cannot give higher praise. It has been bugging me since watching his first "This Is Not Happening" set.

    • @aboutthat1440
      @aboutthat1440 3 года назад +3

      Thanks, it has been bugging me how much I like him and couldn't put my finger on exactly why. You just nailed it.

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 года назад

      @@aboutthat1440 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
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    • @Iloveswedes
      @Iloveswedes Год назад

      The speed and cadence, sure. I see it now, too. Good catch.

  • @morgoth3639
    @morgoth3639 5 лет назад +21

    Socrates's eye movement in the intro got me going.

  • @platgamma
    @platgamma 5 лет назад +155

    I think you single handedly ruined their career bro lmaooooooo

    • @Datharass
      @Datharass 5 лет назад +6

      boy bands plateau early and often... they were only ever going to have 15m anyhow.

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 года назад

      @@Datharass I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
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  • @Fifthelement203
    @Fifthelement203 5 лет назад +59

    Wow that’s great advice. People forget Arsenal Hall was the goat and is a Legend.

    • @dontknowyoubutloveyou
      @dontknowyoubutloveyou 2 года назад +2

      I know I'm helly late to your comment but I had to co-sign on this! The man had his own battle cry for god sakes! "WHOOOP WHOOOP WHOOOP WHOOOP!"

  • @stealthboy316
    @stealthboy316 5 лет назад +79

    This set reminds me why he's on the daily show

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 5 лет назад +2

      I wish he would keep this vibe on TDS. He changes completely.

  • @chrisanderson2340
    @chrisanderson2340 2 года назад +7

    So Roy is the reason that I never heard B2K on 95.7 😂😂

  • @local1925
    @local1925 5 лет назад +19

    I need a B2k reaction video 🤣🤣

  • @delia9262
    @delia9262 5 лет назад +5

    "4 black-ass Justin Biebers" LMAOOOO

  • @kennmullen6454
    @kennmullen6454 5 лет назад +33

    Looks like Flip Wilson with the cadence of Cosby and articulation of Pryor

    • @oncdean7669
      @oncdean7669 5 лет назад +4

      FLIP WILSON THOUGH....CLASSIC MAN

  • @meganrobinson1707
    @meganrobinson1707 5 лет назад +21

    I watch Chopped... It's my guilty pleasure every Tuesday and Thursday.

  • @symfanie
    @symfanie 5 лет назад +52

    And this is how blackballing began!!!!! Lol!!! It’s also WHY having a great attitude no matter what is 🗝

  • @jimmychopsticks8568
    @jimmychopsticks8568 4 года назад +31

    This guy actually killed b2k’s career! 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

  • @bllackphillip
    @bllackphillip 5 лет назад +80

    DID HE INTRODUCE HIMSELF AGAIN?! im laughing my ass out lout before even playin it

    • @klbriceno1
      @klbriceno1 5 лет назад +6

      Ari Shaffir used to introduce himself too..lol..

  • @Votrocious
    @Votrocious 4 года назад +6

    "I did not got this." 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jmontg4752
    @jmontg4752 5 лет назад +48

    95.7 Jamz was the hottest station!!! Poor B2K😂😂😂

  • @ImGonnaBlameTheMEEDUHSid
    @ImGonnaBlameTheMEEDUHSid 2 года назад +4

    He was bout to Will Smith them boys😆😂

  • @Bizzczar
    @Bizzczar 5 лет назад +5

    @9:04 it's just two steps and a choking Roy Wood Jr killed on that one. That is a damn good joke

  • @dcsportsmark4996
    @dcsportsmark4996 5 лет назад +15

    First time hearing him. Every joke hit for me. Well done.

  • @nduncan79
    @nduncan79 4 года назад +10

    This man is so talented. I been sleepin on him. Im glad Im woke now. He is hilarious.

  • @chadgessner4412
    @chadgessner4412 5 лет назад +28

    Ok that was great but I'm mad that he didn't do the Hulk Hogan Joke. Roy Wood Jr. now owes us the Hulk Hogan Joke.

  • @dragonballa5083
    @dragonballa5083 4 года назад +15

    This was a great story! 😂😂😂
    Shout out to Arsenio Hall 💪🏾

  • @mr.november7971
    @mr.november7971 5 лет назад +12

    Roy Woods Jr. Thank you for your service! B2K belongs in the recycling ben

  • @Kingpittbul
    @Kingpittbul 5 лет назад +17

    Everyone start hiding B2K CDs

  • @keithforbis4795
    @keithforbis4795 5 лет назад +27

    Damn... he can tell the SH*T out of a story!

  • @louisgibson6214
    @louisgibson6214 5 лет назад +16

    LEGENDARY ; I'm 51 soon and that is one of the top 10 stories ever told to me.

  • @BrendanMcGinley
    @BrendanMcGinley 2 года назад +7

    Been listening to Roy's comedy for a decade since I discovered his prank calls. You could always tell he had the talent and the touch. The judges on these shows are almost inevitably people who have minimal marketable skills. Go forth, I will back thee in thy war against B2K, Roy.

  • @jarabotelho5275
    @jarabotelho5275 5 лет назад +61

    you better believe I'm Youtubing old clips of that episode in hopes of seeing what went down!

  • @vivsandy22
    @vivsandy22 5 лет назад +33

    From the Daily Show, a lot of great comedians have come out, Hasan Minhaj, Trevor Noah, Roy Wood, Ronny Chieng, Desi Lydic, Michael Kosta, and my favorite one, Dulcé Sloan. Like there's so much hard work among them that I'm honestly just loving it. (yeah, I went from watching the Daily Show to Patriot Act to Roy Wood. That's how I came to this conclusion...)

    • @guesswho8512
      @guesswho8512 5 лет назад +3

      How'd you forget Stephen Colbert

    • @JidduVillarin
      @JidduVillarin 5 лет назад +4

      Stephen Colbert, Lewis Black, John Oliver, Samantha Bee, Larry Wilmore, Ed Helms, Steve Carell

    • @shantellakaladypersephone8671
      @shantellakaladypersephone8671 4 года назад +1

      So any great comedians came through that great show.
      Thank you Worldwide Pants (David Letterman's company) and Jon Stewart too!!!

    • @jonibeta513
      @jonibeta513 4 года назад

      They are amazing and hilarious!!! All of them!!! I adore them.

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 года назад

      @@guesswho8512 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
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  • @DokkaChapman
    @DokkaChapman 5 лет назад +12

    Now that's my kind of revenge!

  • @walterstanfield3662
    @walterstanfield3662 5 лет назад +12

    Roy Wood Jr you five star in my book

  • @tromusic7815
    @tromusic7815 5 лет назад +14

    I liked this for the title alone lmao

  • @Antonio-ti2he
    @Antonio-ti2he 5 лет назад +17

    Man this was priceless and funny. I am at a point in my life where I needed to hear this. God bless.

  • @multi150nyc
    @multi150nyc 4 года назад +6

    The Hulk Hogan joke bombed because he was actually doing a Macho Man impression. "Ooh-yeah brother" is all Macho Man whereas, "What you gonna do?" is more Hulk Hogan. I think even the B2K kids knew that.

  • @Treeofwysdm
    @Treeofwysdm 2 года назад +2

    "And for the next two years...." lmao!!! That is a level of planning, persistence, and petty that I can only hope to achieve! I love this dude so freaking much!! 🤣

  • @lannielson1506
    @lannielson1506 2 года назад +11

    “Everybody will forget a bad joke. Nobody will forget a bad attitude.”
    Too bad will smith hadn’t heard this story

  • @sydneydwoskin4950
    @sydneydwoskin4950 4 года назад +5

    Man I have been binging his comedy all day he is an amazing comic but first a story teller. This is so good I love it

  • @Andrews2490
    @Andrews2490 5 лет назад +28

    Great story Roy, thanks for sharing. Wish you could tell the Hulk Hogan joke!

  • @JFKaufmann
    @JFKaufmann 4 года назад +2

    ”I did not got this" 😂

  • @theandroidgamer2001
    @theandroidgamer2001 4 года назад +6

    Crush my ego, I end your career
    -Roy Wood JR

  • @Goosedoode
    @Goosedoode 5 лет назад +9

    More Roy wood Jr. stand up!!

  • @swacfan100
    @swacfan100 5 лет назад +46

    95.7 Jams was hittin back in tha day. Roy has some of the best stories, i didn't like B2K either 😄😄😄

  • @iamkeoshia
    @iamkeoshia 2 года назад +2

    The fact that I was a faithful listener of 95.7 Jamz and I am just realizing I never once heard B2K on there😂

  • @Joseperez-rt6vs
    @Joseperez-rt6vs 4 года назад +3

    Thank you Roy Wood Jr. for laughter. Laughter truly is medicine for the soul---I needed that!

  • @akasavitar3661
    @akasavitar3661 5 лет назад +25

    If you're reading this, I pray you never go broke🤑🤑🤑again! Bless up!🙏💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿 💯

    • @donaldleejr.6810
      @donaldleejr.6810 4 года назад +2

      Thank you a thousand blessings to you sir.

    • @shantellakaladypersephone8671
      @shantellakaladypersephone8671 4 года назад

      Thanks and same to you brotha!

    • @piafrazier7461
      @piafrazier7461 4 года назад

      Back at you 🙏🏽🙏🏽

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 года назад +1

      @@donaldleejr.6810 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
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  • @DougieInKY
    @DougieInKY 5 лет назад +9

    Thank you Roy Wood Jr this episode helped me very much.👍👍👍🍺

  • @vipralykos5456
    @vipralykos5456 5 лет назад +2

    That "Beat they ass" jake fucked me up! I'm sweating and in tears from laughter its sooo good!