Suprised Roy would take the advice given his state at that moment. If I was Arsenio, I would hope I would have stated it this way: 'Everybody will forget a joke that did not work in that moment. Nobody will forget a bad attitude.'
What Arsenio did for Roy was simply amazing. He's a good person and an even better friend to have on your side. I remember how he stuck by Magic Johnson when he got sick. People called him all kinds of things but he did not falter. And THAT is the reason I love Arsenio. I may have cried a little bit too.💜 Peace
Might want to re-consider. In response to the death of Michael Brown, Stein made the following comment: "The idea of calling this poor young man unarmed when he was 6'4", 300 pounds, full of muscles, apparently, according to what I read in The New York Times, on marijuana. To call him unarmed is like calling Sonny Liston unarmed or Cassius Clay unarmed. He wasn't unarmed. He was armed with his incredibly strong, scary self" That's just one of his many racist remarks. Oh, by the way he's a trump voter.
I've never cared for Arsenio, but that is some gold advice. Thank you Arsenio for saving the great Roy Wood Jr... Also, Roy Wood Jr. is now successful, and B2K is a distant memory. Best revenge ever :)
This dude is a phenomenal storyteller. He tells a story where you know exactly where it's gonna end up but you still burst out laughing when he gets there.
Roy basicallly explaining why B2K fell off by not selling enough records and getting no airplay in Alabama for four years in a row where R&B music is huge. I know I never heard of em til now 😂
ethan briere They were a HUGE newly R&B boy band! 1999/2000-2004. Like the black version of N’Sync. J-Boog & Lil’ Fizz were my ultimate faves, hence my RUclips screename: Boogiefizzie.🤣 They were in a ton of magazines: Cosmopolitan, Tiger Beat, Vibe, Word Up, Right On, JET, etcetera... Now they’re on a “reunion” tour called Pandemonium, after being broken up since 2004... Shortly after the release of their smash hit movie You Got Served. Money & management issues & problems of molestation from manager (& uncle to Raz-B) Chris Stokes and other label mates (mainly Marques Houston, J-Boog’s first cousin) that Chris groomed was the cause of the disbandment. Very sad bc they had the potential to stay huge like Boys II Men or New Edition...😔 However, This episode IN ITSELF is Roy STILL being petty bc the timing with their current reunion tour is HILARIOUS!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️
X - They were hugely popular in the R&B world for teens and twenty YOs. But if you didn’t listen to R&B music during that era, you probably wouldn’t know them. (Notice, I didn’t say they had longevity- but they were popular back then... )
phillynash Ikr! I’m from Alabama and wondered why I never heard them but would hear those brothers that had the song “you can wear my jacket..” some other lyrics not sure if that’s the name 😂 but I don’t remember hearing b2k either
I finally put my finger on why I like this guy so much, his presentation reminds me of Richard Pryor. I cannot give higher praise. It has been bugging me since watching his first "This Is Not Happening" set.
Been listening to Roy's comedy for a decade since I discovered his prank calls. You could always tell he had the talent and the touch. The judges on these shows are almost inevitably people who have minimal marketable skills. Go forth, I will back thee in thy war against B2K, Roy.
From the Daily Show, a lot of great comedians have come out, Hasan Minhaj, Trevor Noah, Roy Wood, Ronny Chieng, Desi Lydic, Michael Kosta, and my favorite one, Dulcé Sloan. Like there's so much hard work among them that I'm honestly just loving it. (yeah, I went from watching the Daily Show to Patriot Act to Roy Wood. That's how I came to this conclusion...)
The lesson here is be careful how you treat people because you never know... Plenty of stories where a person acted ignorant with someone then weeks later that person goes in for a job interview and guess who’s sitting across from them? 🤣🤣🤣
That was fucking fantastic. Also, I've seen Roy host these but haven't seen his stuff until now. Wow. Understated and wonderful. After "Golden Corral Saved my Life" and this, I'm hurting from laughing. Love that pacing.
I love his “The Dothon dope boys” bit on here it’s hilarious 😆 😆 😂 if you haven’t already go watch it next!! I think I love him even more because I’m from Alabama!!
Get ready to cringe - watch comedians’ most insane fails from This Is Not Happening here: ruclips.net/p/PLD7nPL1U-R5oxn193dgOORoqNx9pE7wSl
I think there should be a moment of silence for all the morning listeners who were patiently waiting for their favorite song to finally come on 😂
Comes out of his mouth as it comes into his head✊
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Lllllllllllllljl I’ll ii
"Everybody will forget a bad joke.
Nobody will forget a bad attitude"
- Arsenio Hall
Wally Johnson yeah we all watched the video
Arsenio paid it forward.
Wally Johnson goat 🐐 advice
"I still wanna beat they ass"
"I still wanna beat they ass" - Roy Wood Jr 🤣
Roy just created "So you thought you were Petty?" 😄
Why is that not a TV show already?!
* Edit: Ironically, if there was a show on TV with that name, Roy Wood Jr would definitely DVR every episode.
@@jayparris2508 It is. It's the Real Housewives franchise.
@@melvina628 you won this round.
I think it's great that he did that back to them. I laughed my ass off. :)
*So You Thought You Weren't Petty*
there I fixed it for you.
I can't be the only person who wants to hear the full Hulk Hogan joke
It was a good joke. I remember this happened when I was a kid.
Me too
I sat and looked for it for a solid hour... For a week
Beyu Snow still can’t find it
Right! I even googled it but couldn't find it
“Just dragged that shit to the recycling bin”
Had me rolling!
"Everybody will forget a bad joke. Nobody will forget a bad attitude" Insightful
Somebody shoulda told that to B2K.
@@zmdumpbox2340 Some things must be learned from experience.
Well... he also got the feeling Roy was gonna go over and whip some ass ! That's pretty damn insightful, too.
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Suprised Roy would take the advice given his state at that moment. If I was Arsenio, I would hope I would have stated it this way:
'Everybody will forget a joke that did not work in that moment. Nobody will forget a bad attitude.'
What Arsenio did for Roy was simply amazing. He's a good person and an even better friend to have on your side. I remember how he stuck by Magic Johnson when he got sick. People called him all kinds of things but he did not falter. And THAT is the reason I love Arsenio. I may have cried a little bit too.💜 Peace
🥺🥺🥺
Nobody did that for Will🤣
I clicked this so fast because I love when Roy has to introduce himself.
@@kingjellybean9795 By all means go ahead.
Not only that, he also does the outro for himself. "Roy Wood Jr. everybody" at the end.
I thought I was the only one living for that part. I wonder if he walks off the stage then runs back on like he didn't just introduce himself.
Yea it's funny he intros in 3rd person too
The other side of my head was like....yeah beat they ass lmao
Got a loud giggle from me too lol
Roy Wood Jr keeping Birmingham Alabama B2K free since 2003 😂
lol @ “So you think you can do narcotics with the Stars?” Tuesdays after Broad City 😂🤣
I can already hear this in Kyle Kinane's voice doing the commercial 😂😂😂
Put me in coach. #winning
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Would totally watch it
Lmao he reminded me of that meme
“So how long you goin’ be petty for?”
Me: “Forever. For ever, ever, ever. For ever ever”.
Derek Hale 😂😂
B2k WHO? i think Roy won this battle
That exactly!!!
same thing I said, who's B2K?
Word
The race is not to the swift....nor is the battle for the strong....but time and chance happen to us all....
I was just thinking, never saw or heard of that band, looks like Roy covered some ground.
This man never fails to remind me that the Kindness i show others is not in vain. Thank you sir.
Two steps and a choking.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now that shit is funny
🎵Girl an you know oooo hooo my baby hair🎵😂😂
😂😂😂😂 was looking for yhis message.
Love Roy Woods Jr...funny as hell... I will admit now, kind of want to hear the Hulk Hogan joke
I thought he was gonna do the joke
This is supposed to be a story showcase not him doing bits
Josh Lyons it took awhile but he got to the story and was worth the wait. Started sometime after 4 mins
Me too!
I was waiting to hear the joke also!!!
This man is so underrated... this is hilarious, and has some good nuggets of wisdom in it.
The black delegation will not draft ben Stein but will agree to protect ben stein
"Would you cut the malarkey Rondell"
Lmao
you are on 69 likes nice
Can...... can yall protect me?
@Dylen... sorry
Might want to re-consider. In response to the death of Michael Brown, Stein made the following comment:
"The idea of calling this poor young man unarmed when he was 6'4", 300 pounds, full of muscles, apparently, according to what I read in The New York Times, on marijuana. To call him unarmed is like calling Sonny Liston unarmed or Cassius Clay unarmed. He wasn't unarmed. He was armed with his incredibly strong, scary self"
That's just one of his many racist remarks. Oh, by the way he's a trump voter.
I've never cared for Arsenio, but that is some gold advice. Thank you Arsenio for saving the great Roy Wood Jr...
Also, Roy Wood Jr. is now successful, and B2K is a distant memory. Best revenge ever :)
@ExtraMoreBigger Right!
Simi from Coming to America:
"Freeze, you diseased rhinoceros pizzle.."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#Karma
I thought arsenio got beat at a eddie murphy party, with charlie murphy lol. Or something I Forget.
@@koilamaoh4238 naa.. They were all playful buddies...
Shantell Kight whhhhyyy was that comment so perfect. It didn’t fit, but it did 🤣🤣
One of the best story tellers ever on the mic. He needs a Netflix special.
Love the way he uses the "according to Neilson reseach" every time, shows a true mastery of his art. Such a great beat. Dunno how he bombed on TV
Hey Roy, they're going to Tuscaloosa in May. Buy the whole front row, bring some friends and boo their ass every song!
Damn, that's brilliant👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Naw why Do a 50cent buy out the rows and leave them empty
@@davisrachele 50 cent played himself. You givin me money cause you hate me? Oh no! 😂
Ha! Genius! Better than 50 cent.
Recently became a fan of Roy Woods, Jr. through his storytelling on these.
Check out his prank calls!
I just discovered him recently....my guy is legit.
I love his CP Time on Daily show, never fails to have me rolling.
This man is my hero. I aspire to ascend to this level of petty one day.
you mean get a show that was someone elses idea and just run with it
Petty in the highest form, kudos
@@TheOneWhoLaughs
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I’m more of a karlous Miller petty but I feel you
I love it😂😂😂😂😂
Best story told here in a minute. According to Nielsen research.
B flat was pretty funny to me.
3.11 When he took a pause and said "...with the stars", my food almost fell out of my mouth 😂😂😂 He is ridiculous
3:11
"I'm not gonna tell you the name of the bar"
"It's across from Amoeba in Hollywood"
It's not Jack In The Box. It's the other bar on Hollywood Blvd.
Roy Wood Jr to B2K- "I'm about to end these men's whole careers"
Omarion dropped the whole group and was like "I got'em Roy!"
😂😂😂😂
Just walk over there. It's not far😂😂😂😂😂
This dude is a phenomenal storyteller. He tells a story where you know exactly where it's gonna end up but you still burst out laughing when he gets there.
Funny how Roy has a better career than them B2k kids now lol
Exactly
That shit was PETTY PETTY! 🤣🤣🤣💀 Freakin love Roy Wood Jr.!
Roy basicallly explaining why B2K fell off by not selling enough records and getting no airplay in Alabama for four years in a row where R&B music is huge.
I know I never heard of em til now 😂
ethan briere They were a HUGE newly R&B boy band! 1999/2000-2004. Like the black version of N’Sync. J-Boog & Lil’ Fizz were my ultimate faves, hence my RUclips screename: Boogiefizzie.🤣 They were in a ton of magazines: Cosmopolitan, Tiger Beat, Vibe, Word Up, Right On, JET, etcetera... Now they’re on a “reunion” tour called Pandemonium, after being broken up since 2004... Shortly after the release of their smash hit movie You Got Served. Money & management issues & problems of molestation from manager (& uncle to Raz-B) Chris Stokes and other label mates (mainly Marques Houston, J-Boog’s first cousin) that Chris groomed was the cause of the disbandment. Very sad bc they had the potential to stay huge like Boys II Men or New Edition...😔 However, This episode IN ITSELF is Roy STILL being petty bc the timing with their current reunion tour is HILARIOUS!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️
@@Boogiefizzie No way they were huge if nobody heard of them
@@Boogiefizzie MMMmmm? Crickets...
X - They were hugely popular in the R&B world for teens and twenty YOs. But if you didn’t listen to R&B music during that era, you probably wouldn’t know them. (Notice, I didn’t say they had longevity- but they were popular back then... )
@X 🙄 If you weren't an adolescent black girl around 2002, nobody cares if you don't think B2K were a big deal.
Great advice from Arsenio
No wonder I never heard B2K on the radio in High School. LOL!
phillynash Ikr! I’m from Alabama and wondered why I never heard them but would hear those brothers that had the song “you can wear my jacket..” some other lyrics not sure if that’s the name 😂 but I don’t remember hearing b2k either
Its shameful how much I love his level of pettiness 😩🤣🤣🤣🤣
IK b2k watched this and was like "So this is why we saw a decline when we should have been evening out in the middle of our career" hahahahaha
Thank you Roy Wood Jr. for laughter. Laughter truly is medicine for the soul---I needed that!
Will Smith needed Arsenio Hall that night at the Oscars
When the race war starts, i'm protecting Betty White.
Betty White got a pass for sure
As if we going for Betty. Betty White and Paula Deen get passes
@@Resjek nah Paula getting kicked in the ass. lol
Hands off Will Ferrell as well
Ok let's split to groups, one that protects Betty White, and one that goes to Mel Gibson's house
Man this was priceless and funny. I am at a point in my life where I needed to hear this. God bless.
Wow. Stumbled upon this Monday evening after last nights Oscars… YOU HEAR EM WILL?!? Hahah
I finally put my finger on why I like this guy so much, his presentation reminds me of Richard Pryor. I cannot give higher praise. It has been bugging me since watching his first "This Is Not Happening" set.
Thanks, it has been bugging me how much I like him and couldn't put my finger on exactly why. You just nailed it.
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The speed and cadence, sure. I see it now, too. Good catch.
“So you think you can do narcotics?” 😂 I just love him
Lmao....B2K GOT BUMP BUMP BUMPED. well played.
Man I have been binging his comedy all day he is an amazing comic but first a story teller. This is so good I love it
Been listening to Roy's comedy for a decade since I discovered his prank calls. You could always tell he had the talent and the touch. The judges on these shows are almost inevitably people who have minimal marketable skills. Go forth, I will back thee in thy war against B2K, Roy.
From the Daily Show, a lot of great comedians have come out, Hasan Minhaj, Trevor Noah, Roy Wood, Ronny Chieng, Desi Lydic, Michael Kosta, and my favorite one, Dulcé Sloan. Like there's so much hard work among them that I'm honestly just loving it. (yeah, I went from watching the Daily Show to Patriot Act to Roy Wood. That's how I came to this conclusion...)
How'd you forget Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert, Lewis Black, John Oliver, Samantha Bee, Larry Wilmore, Ed Helms, Steve Carell
So any great comedians came through that great show.
Thank you Worldwide Pants (David Letterman's company) and Jon Stewart too!!!
They are amazing and hilarious!!! All of them!!! I adore them.
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Not often can you hear and appreciate the truth and beauty in the sentence, "My niggah Ben Stein kept it real!"
First time hearing him. Every joke hit for me. Well done.
the number of dislikes is the exact same of how many b2k fans are left
Absolutely 😆
That was a Bump bump bump... they only got popular due to PeeDiddy on that one track.
Meanwhile, Roy has 26k likes, according to Nielsen research.
Lmfaooo
Wow that’s great advice. People forget Arsenal Hall was the goat and is a Legend.
I know I'm helly late to your comment but I had to co-sign on this! The man had his own battle cry for god sakes! "WHOOOP WHOOOP WHOOOP WHOOOP!"
Socrates's eye movement in the intro got me going.
The lesson here is be careful how you treat people because you never know...
Plenty of stories where a person acted ignorant with someone then weeks later that person goes in for a job interview and guess who’s sitting across from them? 🤣🤣🤣
one of my favorite quotes in life...” The toes you step on today might be connected to that ass you gotta kiss tomorrow”
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I clicked to watch Roy Wood Jr.
I had to Google B2k.
I forgot who there was too. I started thinking were they a K-pop band
"...And I hide them in the gospel section of the store." LOL!!!
I watch Chopped... It's my guilty pleasure every Tuesday and Thursday.
Now I want him to do the Hulk Hogan joke 😂😂😂
The more I see him the more hes become one of my favs. Love this dude, wish I'd caught on sooner. Thanks for the laughs Roy!!!!
I think you single handedly ruined their career bro lmaooooooo
boy bands plateau early and often... they were only ever going to have 15m anyhow.
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This man is so talented. I been sleepin on him. Im glad Im woke now. He is hilarious.
And this is how blackballing began!!!!! Lol!!! It’s also WHY having a great attitude no matter what is 🗝
Roy Wood Jr. singlehandedly destroyed b2k’s career.
He wanted to do with with both hands, you know... (In their necks).
I feel an odd sort of kinship with this gentleman. Every time I hear him talk, I know I'm hearing some real shit from my brother. Roy is the Man
Lol right? Thought I was the only one...
Will Koestner you won my like at “...odd sort of kinship” good job Will 🏆
This is your best story! I'm going to watch it 2 more times.
Great story Roy, thanks for sharing. Wish you could tell the Hulk Hogan joke!
Roy Woods Jr. Thank you for your service! B2K belongs in the recycling ben
@9:04 it's just two steps and a choking Roy Wood Jr killed on that one. That is a damn good joke
Thank you Roy Wood Jr this episode helped me very much.👍👍👍🍺
LEGENDARY ; I'm 51 soon and that is one of the top 10 stories ever told to me.
This was a great story! 😂😂😂
Shout out to Arsenio Hall 💪🏾
More Roy wood Jr. stand up!!
This set reminds me why he's on the daily show
I wish he would keep this vibe on TDS. He changes completely.
I love that he announces himself
That "Beat they ass" jake fucked me up! I'm sweating and in tears from laughter its sooo good!
...beat-their*-ass joke* ...
Looks like Flip Wilson with the cadence of Cosby and articulation of Pryor
FLIP WILSON THOUGH....CLASSIC MAN
"I did not got this." 😂😂😂😂😂
Ok that was great but I'm mad that he didn't do the Hulk Hogan Joke. Roy Wood Jr. now owes us the Hulk Hogan Joke.
95.7 Jamz was the hottest station!!! Poor B2K😂😂😂
DID HE INTRODUCE HIMSELF AGAIN?! im laughing my ass out lout before even playin it
Ari Shaffir used to introduce himself too..lol..
I liked this for the title alone lmao
Fuckin beautiful. Also accidentally watched the first "intro" story, first ive watched in a LONG time. I liked it, well done.
Roy, this is beautiful. Keep it up; love this style of stand-up!
Roy is awesome!
Great story teller, and painfully honest!!!
Royyyy! I think we need a follow up on your support for Ben Stein 😂😂😂
I swapped over to new comments first just to see someone saying this 😂😂
@@DamonFoMos would be an epic walk back, might look like moonwalking. He should address it on The Daily Show 😂
That was fucking fantastic. Also, I've seen Roy host these but haven't seen his stuff until now. Wow. Understated and wonderful. After "Golden Corral Saved my Life" and this, I'm hurting from laughing. Love that pacing.
😂😂😂I've never laughed so much! This is one of his best work
I vaguely remember b2k and I will surely forget them but Roy I will remember.
I love his “The Dothon dope boys” bit on here it’s hilarious 😆 😆 😂 if you haven’t already go watch it next!! I think I love him even more because I’m from Alabama!!
I’m glad Roy wood is out here gettin recognition. Yo grinding.
you better believe I'm Youtubing old clips of that episode in hopes of seeing what went down!
Jara Botelho I 2nd that motion 👆
...
I’ve scoured the internet and I can’t find it 😕
Can't find a stream or a working torrent :(
Someone lmk if they find it lol
Thank you Roy Wood Jr for saving us from B2K.
*_"I did not got this."_*
Roy keepin it real real lately
I need a B2k reaction video 🤣🤣
I laughed so hard and so long that I was told to STFU by people around me. Thanks Roy, you are a genius!
Yoooo thats got to be the pettiest joke ever!! I love it
2022: Thank you for not beating B2K ass. YOU STILL HERE. Where dey at? Thats right ah said it.