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The extra men who promised him game night

Zynfidel!

Getting CIA vibes here.

I feel like the military will steal this idea

What do you want to bet their thinking, what are the chances the same person packed my chute?

Cac

Can't you sign a piece of paper and they pay you to wear it.

We know now.

The keys

Was sold by Mexico

Fast dope

God, I remember at graduation, guys the to the front and right side both flopped within 2 seconds of eachother. Hardest part was trying not to laugh when medical was dragging them away while simultaneously calling them idiots for locking their knees 😂

My uncle did it at burger king

I lived in perpetual fear of that for 5 years.

Just soak it in alcohol afterwards

He forgot his boots

His 10ml socket 😅

Ain't no way they didn't hear that. That's definitely their buddies fkn w them with an unarmed drone. That poor camera cut out affect at the end confirms it for me.

I love doing dumb shit. It sucks and everyone knows it. But I'm there doing it. No bitching.. just getting it done and taking pride in that bc I know there are ppl like this "Chad" in the world who would post about it on facechat looking for attention.

Ain't no way they didn't hear that. That's definitely their buddies fkn w them with an unarmed drone. That poor camera cut out affect at the end confirms it for me.

Car auctions. People with $$$ buy and spend more $$$ shipping it to them

His life

Word is LT got lost and he had to go find him

Welp he has to go look for the 1/4 inch wrench he dropped.

Locking my knees never made me pass out.

Atlantis

Because he was a Marine and Marines don't fallout!

Yes i would like that guy to defend me pmease sir

I don’t want to be here, neither do I 🐈 attack

Try doing that in Louisiana for a while you get use to it especially barefoot

The couple trillion of unacoubted expenses the DoD has

Man is Him

Kept ya waiting, huh?

Where do they get DEF?!?! 😅

Wall to wall counseling training room.

A reenlistment during a Blue Angels air show as passengers in the super hornets! 😮 With how close those guys fly next to each other, it wouldn't be impossible 🤷‍♀️😂

His balls.

My reenlistment wasn't anything really. But the officer who did it is now the producer for NFL hall of fame inductions,especially the hotel.

For the Empire!!!

"If it aint free u aint trying hard enough!" -ministry of truth

You forgot the anti lqbtqia+ propaganda plastered on every exterior building

They’re in the pissing rain

the screw to fill the plug for the headlight fluid

I live in dfw this is wild. Maybe Mexico?

"The trailer is just military propaganda." "It worked. Triple the Defense budget."

He is looking for a fuck to give