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  • @fidget0227
    @fidget0227 4 года назад +6061

    I like to think Brian hasn’t memorized any of these robots EXCEPT for Toadman, so he noticed he was missing immediately.

    • @jenniferdunstan5065
      @jenniferdunstan5065 2 года назад +221

      It’s toad man how couldn’t you remember him

    • @LegendaryDarkKnight602
      @LegendaryDarkKnight602 2 года назад +41

      I feel like I'm listening to Sheldon from Big Bang Theory, who was my favorite character on the show.

    • @EssentialNPC
      @EssentialNPC Год назад

      @@LegendaryDarkKnight602 die
      (joking)
      (but seriously, how dare you compare BDG to TBBT's *Sheldon Cooper* ? I feel bad for the people who have to be your friends. Do you tell them of opinions like these? You must sicken them. You clearly must be some form of microplastic-infused lethargic content-consuming lack of human ingenuity. I am appalled at the notion of your thought process. I am saddened by the fact that you are seemingly unable to grasp the intellectual beauty, comedic flair, and sense of style that Brian David Gilbert possesses. I hope you either grow into a more functional form of a human or be upset enough by this monologue that you vow to never share your opinion again.)

  • @badkafka908
    @badkafka908 3 года назад +7498

    “A chemistry teacher that taught classes so boring that he put kids to sleep, but then he took it a little too personally and decided to become evil” sounds like how someone who’s never seen breaking bad would describe breaking bad

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 года назад +399

      Chemistry teacher sells drugs in a desperate attempt to teach students that chemistry is cool

    • @thewatcher9237
      @thewatcher9237 3 года назад +214

      @@genericname2747 Honestly I’d watch this twisted version of the magic school bus. Ms.Frizzle’s disheveled coworker in the Chemistry department? Good stuff.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 года назад +120

      @@thewatcher9237 Mr Frazzled takes kids on magic adventures through the power of drugs

    • @elliel.5915
      @elliel.5915 2 года назад +42

      i've seen it and i'd still describe it this way

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 2 года назад +24

      Sounds like a Batman Animated Series villain that everybody forgot the existence of.

  • @dinosaurpolitician3663
    @dinosaurpolitician3663 5 лет назад +8359

    The point of crash test dummies is to see how impact would damage a human being. Bounce Man doesn’t even have human proportions. He’s not just a robot who’s entire purpose is to feel pain, he also is physically incapable of doing that job well. I hope someone got fired.

    • @owenbridgers
      @owenbridgers 4 года назад +321

      "I hope somebody got fired for that Blunder."

    • @seanfields2576
      @seanfields2576 4 года назад +395

      He was just built to test the trauma people would feel after being in a crash

    • @francescafrancesca3554
      @francescafrancesca3554 4 года назад +183

      @@seanfields2576 Scary but plausible.

    • @randomguyontheinternet7940
      @randomguyontheinternet7940 4 года назад +91

      @Haley Halcyon - Gaming Channel He might've had another job before that since he's called Rubber Man in the Japanese version

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 4 года назад +32

      @@owenbridgers I sure hope somebody got *fired* for *that* blunder!

  • @jackwilliamtaylor5656
    @jackwilliamtaylor5656 4 года назад +3242

    “What is my purpose?”
    “You hold my sword.”
    “Oh my god...”

  • @ChongoShow
    @ChongoShow 5 лет назад +2844

    "In his flavor text it says he's a romantic and loves poetry"
    So this time they DID send a poet

  • @KarmaRadaan
    @KarmaRadaan 5 лет назад +7372

    I love how he says "Things that Humans can't do" and the first robot in the category was build to stop global warming...

    • @halleycapra
      @halleycapra 4 года назад +230

      oof

    • @joeyfromschool
      @joeyfromschool 4 года назад +498

      I mean, based on historical evidence, he’s not wrong

    • @nathanielchoi5222
      @nathanielchoi5222 4 года назад +478

      @@joeyfromschool Well technically, Genghis Khan taught us that by killing around 10% of the world's population through conquests, carbon emissions can be reduced significantly.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 года назад +102

      Talk about a woke bae.

    • @clockworks360
      @clockworks360 4 года назад +82

      @@nathanielchoi5222 Irl Thanos

  • @monodramatic_
    @monodramatic_ 5 лет назад +1303

    “shark man dos.... not need to exist” gets me literally every time

    • @doctorwholover1012
      @doctorwholover1012 4 года назад +14

      *sharkboy from sharkboy and lavagirl requests your location*

    • @annecameron4787
      @annecameron4787 4 года назад +1

      @@doctorwholover1012 and in the new movie he has a 30 actor. So that means he is a man

    • @MemeMonkey_Games
      @MemeMonkey_Games 7 дней назад

      The Mega Man DOS games DID not need to exist. XD

  • @Chloe_2442
    @Chloe_2442 4 года назад +2946

    “I dont like putting in effort” says the man who read every skyrim book and tried to tell apart every fire emblem character

  • @leviacrus
    @leviacrus 5 лет назад +4298

    "Where's my guy Toad Man" might just have to be my senior quote

    • @enbybunny9940
      @enbybunny9940 5 лет назад +4

      Leviacrus 169 likes nice

    • @hermitpurple3224
      @hermitpurple3224 5 лет назад +2

      Lets make it 420

    • @society5767
      @society5767 5 лет назад +20

      "why the fuck is he a top???" is gonna be mine

    • @saulo4302
      @saulo4302 4 года назад +3

      Hi.
      (This is gonna be weird when/if I change my profile picture)

    • @dustymcwari4468
      @dustymcwari4468 4 года назад +5

      Toad Man can make miracle rains on places that desperately need it, as well as helping with wildfires

  • @86sVideoDump
    @86sVideoDump 5 лет назад +2081

    "We've done some shit to bees, y'all." ~ Brian David Gilbert, 2018

    • @fishotic4237
      @fishotic4237 5 лет назад +6

      rip BDG, you were dead before I knew you

    • @wooby4104
      @wooby4104 5 лет назад +1

      @@fishotic4237 what? he's not dead

    • @knightogourd
      @knightogourd 5 лет назад +2

      Nat they say RIP bc the og comment sounds like a eulogy quote ehehe

    • @sonofpears4691
      @sonofpears4691 5 лет назад +3

      After bee movie that quote could have some strange and frightening implications

    • @BookWyrmOnAString
      @BookWyrmOnAString 3 месяца назад +2

      And now he keeps his promises

  • @Saycille
    @Saycille 6 лет назад +5092

    I have never played a single megamind game but I love listening to this man organize hundreds of things onto a wall as he questions his sanity.

    • @dragonofepics7324
      @dragonofepics7324 5 лет назад +419

      Jojo Bean I want a mega man game with mega mind instead now.

    • @cammycakesss
      @cammycakesss 5 лет назад +263

      megamind game

    • @therhythmdragon
      @therhythmdragon 5 лет назад +166

      I think we need a Capcom and Dreamworks crossover now.

    • @fimpchus5263
      @fimpchus5263 5 лет назад +112

      I would pay every last penny I owned for a Megamind game.

    • @SoapyTF
      @SoapyTF 5 лет назад +25

      I think there WAS a megamind game on the xbox

  • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
    @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 4 года назад +1847

    Junk Man has to dig through the entrails of his robot brothers forever.

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 3 года назад +82

      I am _squeaking_ with laughter

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 3 года назад +86

      @@Lucifersfursona | I'm glad I could help release your inner mouse.

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 3 года назад +24

      He has magnet powers, also he's unphased by it

    • @turretboi
      @turretboi 2 года назад +31

      Dust man has to _cannablize_ them

    • @jenniferdunstan5065
      @jenniferdunstan5065 2 года назад +9

      @@beastwarsFTW of course he's unfazed by it

  • @devinschwarz
    @devinschwarz 6 лет назад +2161

    BDG's mischievous grin when he says "Top Man" is going to carry me through all of 2019 and beyond.

    • @devinschwarz
      @devinschwarz 6 лет назад +41

      Also for the next vid please rank every monster mom from Monster Hunter (all of them)

    • @aquaglow4188
      @aquaglow4188 3 года назад +42

      Let me know how 2020 went for you

    • @aoifemcandless-davis226
      @aoifemcandless-davis226 3 года назад +41

      Oh man I really hope that "and beyond" is still in effect

    • @aoifemcandless-davis226
      @aoifemcandless-davis226 3 года назад +15

      Oh man I really hope that "and beyond" is still in effect

    • @roprope511
      @roprope511 3 года назад +25

      These are hard times. Remember to reup on Top Man energies bimonthly, my friends

  • @vellawoodbury4258
    @vellawoodbury4258 5 лет назад +1219

    9:15 you cannot dangle the fact that "sexy man" exists and not talk about him

    • @flamo2666
      @flamo2666 5 лет назад +78

      Don’t forget about LITERAL CANCER.

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 5 лет назад +26

      @@flamo2666 Or Uranus!

    • @g.masterlordoftheg-force4770
      @g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 4 года назад +103

      @@flamo2666 not sure if you are joking, but this robot isn't based on the cancer disease, it's based on the Cancer astrological sign.

    • @flamo2666
      @flamo2666 4 года назад +15

      G.Master: Lord of the G-Force yeah I know.

    • @doctorwholover1012
      @doctorwholover1012 4 года назад +58

      "Sexy man - made to write more 50 shades of grey sequels - completely unnecessary!"

  • @MrGuyMontag451
    @MrGuyMontag451 5 лет назад +5585

    I've seen this video about ten times because I love it so much, but there's one part I have to talk about.
    The robot who splits medium temperatures into hot and cold temperatures is a real concept in physics, called Maxwell's Demon. The line of reasoning goes that if there was a chamber of gas or liquid, and a being who could look individually at all the molecules in a substance and manually separate the slow-moving (cold) ones from the quick-moving (hot) ones, then entropy within that system would decrease without an equivalent expenditure of work, increasing overall order in the universe, violating the second law of thermodynamics, and generating a theoretically infinite supply of useful energy over time.
    If Freeze Man existed, he would be the most useful machine in the world.

    • @ezekielmartin4323
      @ezekielmartin4323 5 лет назад +624

      That is crazy fucking interesting and I'm so happy that I know that now, thank you so much.

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 5 лет назад +236

      This is dope as hell

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 5 лет назад +266

      That's fascinating! It sounds like something that would be solved in a hellish way by Quantum Physics.

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 5 лет назад +53

      Thank you, that is educating

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 5 лет назад +116

      @@esnahn Aaaahhhh gotcha! I did a quick wiki search but that is very much a better way to simply explain it. Gotta love the uncertainty principle (unless you wanted Absolute Zero to exist).

  • @momby557
    @momby557 3 года назад +718

    I like to imagine Brian doesn’t actually script any of these and he just walks into this black box room thing, rambles for an hour, and then walks out again.

    • @DarkHarlequin
      @DarkHarlequin Год назад +68

      The first Video of this series (Zelda Timelines) came to be cause his Boss at the time wanted him to do a Zelda Timeline video, Brian explained to him that this video would suck, his Boss said he doesn't care do it anyways and so he just went into a room with his mate and rambled on about Zelda timelines without a script for 3 hours... and hence 'Unraveled' was born 😅

    • @zakronthesheep
      @zakronthesheep 4 месяца назад +2

      @@DarkHarlequin and man, he was so wrong when he said it would suck

  • @Wixhael
    @Wixhael 4 года назад +3843

    Brian put the Sonic robots AFTER the Murder Robots, meaning they're somehow even worse than the robots designed to end people's lives. And you know what? That's honestly fair.

    • @legaming4859
      @legaming4859 4 года назад +130

      the sonic robots were also made to murder

    • @masterboa6321
      @masterboa6321 4 года назад +66

      nah they just REALLY powerful murder bots

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh 4 года назад +24

      Apparently Charmy Bee is a man according to mega man robot names

    • @Marc-rw3dd
      @Marc-rw3dd 3 года назад +19

      @@Ben-jl2rh idk if this is what u mean, but as far as i know, charmy is male.

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh 3 года назад +5

      @@Marc-rw3dd I thought charmy was a girl

  • @ApatiteSupernova46
    @ApatiteSupernova46 5 лет назад +2358

    7:48 It's Snake Man, whose main powers include
    _being a snake_ .

    • @k4496
      @k4496 5 лет назад +47

      2:doing snake like things

    • @tenacityxl
      @tenacityxl 5 лет назад +52

      3. *hiss*

    • @100nodog
      @100nodog 5 лет назад +20

      The heathens don't get the joke

    • @midpixie
      @midpixie 5 лет назад +39

      4: hiding in boxes

    • @OttoGraff-fu8pj
      @OttoGraff-fu8pj 5 лет назад +26

      5: Bein’ sneaky

  • @YoyIeCake
    @YoyIeCake 4 года назад +917

    This is one of very few Unraveleds where Brian doesn't have a mental breakdown

    • @liamh8593
      @liamh8593 4 года назад +139

      The search for toad man was the closest he came lol

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 4 года назад +44

      that’s because it’s one of the first
      character development

    • @FrederickLeland
      @FrederickLeland 3 года назад +40

      He got pretty close when talking about Bounce Man, lol.

    • @TehNoobiness
      @TehNoobiness Год назад +1

      "Only been doing this for five hours..."

  • @Drawceress
    @Drawceress 3 года назад +700

    You know what's great? Galaxyman and splashwoman we're both going to be scrapped, even though they seemed almost fully operational. They actually chose to work with wily to get revenge on humanity for treating them like they were simple machines. So they had 2 incredibly useful robots and just left them in a scrapyard to die, and didn't think of the problems that could cause.

    • @muxilava
      @muxilava 2 года назад +52

      Also Hornet Man, Tornado Man, Concrete Man and Jewel Man (So 3/4 of the robot masters were worth building yet they were going to be scrapped)

    • @chaihill1837
      @chaihill1837 Год назад

      Jeez I’m starting to think Wily had a point. Humans are trash

    • @sandspada
      @sandspada Год назад +38

      It was because the plot of Megaman 9 revolved around planned obsolescence, a rule which was later repealed at the end of the game. And I mean, if you have a robot that's been working for over 10 years, and a much BETTER robot with all the latest tech that does the previous robot's job better, why wouldn't you swap to the newer model?

    • @pikachucetthesecond4296
      @pikachucetthesecond4296 Год назад +46

      ​@@sandspada Gotta admit though the implications of scrapping sentient robots is pretty disturbing though

    • @brancor618
      @brancor618 Год назад +29

      ​​@@sandspada them being scrapped for that reason is like your boss shooting you in the stomach and leaving you to bleed out when they replace you. Edit:Grammar

  • @silentverity4975
    @silentverity4975 6 лет назад +17416

    Rank Pokémon on how irresponsible it is to let children control them

    • @noobmaster69briandavidgilb88
      @noobmaster69briandavidgilb88 6 лет назад +588

      Only gen one because time but THIS WOULD BE AWESOME

    • @silentverity4975
      @silentverity4975 6 лет назад +566

      Brian David Gilbert Fan Account Multi-part series, one Gen an episode. Full ranking as a finale

    • @sapphic_sophie
      @sapphic_sophie 6 лет назад +57

      Jace Parker this is a very good idea.

    • @swankypants9366
      @swankypants9366 6 лет назад +14

      Mew

    • @sofialaya596
      @sofialaya596 6 лет назад +84

      Think about all those school shootings and how more wrong they would go

  • @Axolotl42
    @Axolotl42 6 лет назад +872

    This video expertly covers all of the levels of quality within robot society: Good, Decent, Construction, Meh, Alien, Bad, Murder, and Sonic.
    10/10

    • @IkeOkerekeNews
      @IkeOkerekeNews 6 лет назад +1

      What? I don't get the joke.

    • @TheUnluckyEverydude
      @TheUnluckyEverydude 6 лет назад +5

      @@IkeOkerekeNews That's the rankings of all the categories of robot at the end of the video in order.

    • @IkeOkerekeNews
      @IkeOkerekeNews 6 лет назад +2

      @@TheUnluckyEverydude
      Yeah I get it. But, didn't he just use the robots from the games? The Sonic robots only appeared in the Archie Comics.

    • @xeno4445
      @xeno4445 6 лет назад +3

      @@IkeOkerekeNews 9:45

    • @UkuleleVillain
      @UkuleleVillain 6 лет назад +4

      Hard and top

  • @charumphk732
    @charumphk732 5 лет назад +3633

    “Why did we let the crash test dummy feel pain?”
    Also puts sentient minesweeper in the good category

    • @kanrahatake3626
      @kanrahatake3626 5 лет назад +477

      I'm a little upset he didn't even touch on sexyman and dubstepman

    • @charlottebiscuit4133
      @charlottebiscuit4133 4 года назад +202

      @@kanrahatake3626 _excuse me_ *_WHAT_*

    • @matiasrivas1692
      @matiasrivas1692 4 года назад +439

      @@charlottebiscuit4133
      Sexy Man is from a comedy manga where Auto makes a bunch of robot masters, he uses makeup and has the word lipstick written on his abdomen.
      Dubstep Man is from a comic strip where he threatens to "drop the bass" and then get's his head blown off by Bass.

    • @prcervi
      @prcervi 4 года назад +368

      removal of mines is a tedious, dangerous, and terrifying task. bot can walk it off, dude is plated to high hell and easier to repair then unlucky human no.307

    • @hollyprice6813
      @hollyprice6813 4 года назад +119

      Also what didnt he talk about NAPALM MAN........ WHAT THE FUCK. I understand that hes bad but let's talk about the atrocities Napalm man would commit.
      FUCKING
      NAPALM
      MAN.

  • @Gooieduck1224
    @Gooieduck1224 4 года назад +859

    Wind man makes sense actually! When you harvest wheat you'll have the "chaff" which is like a husk surrounding the seed of the wheat. You can loosen or remove the chaff through friction (rubbing the grain, or hitting it on the ground, jostling, etc) but then you'd still have your seeds mixed with a bunch of useless chaff. But the chaff is lighter and fluffier than the wheat, so wind man's fans would blow the chaff away, leaving delicious wheat behind! :)

    • @lukaslove8079
      @lukaslove8079 3 года назад +57

      still.......sentience????

    • @dylanbraner7249
      @dylanbraner7249 3 года назад +67

      @Keith Pillsbury "Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired."

    • @Ellie-jr4zy
      @Ellie-jr4zy 3 года назад +33

      A fan could do that. The fan doesn’t need self realization,,

    • @proxysrandomness9947
      @proxysrandomness9947 3 года назад +12

      And dont forget abput pollination! Crops like wheat and corn are pollinated via wind!

    • @zym5435
      @zym5435 3 года назад +13

      genuinely cool to know! but is there any particular reason why you need a sentient robot instead of a fan or something?

  • @gloriaestwich1236
    @gloriaestwich1236 5 лет назад +593

    "DJ Jazzy J4 8950... Is a boombox."
    "You are a magnet."
    "It's me."
    these are my favorite quotes

  • @allys3592
    @allys3592 5 лет назад +3864

    In Animal Crossing: New Leaf, there is a book called To Catch a Bug. If this book is supposed to be the Animal Crossing equivalent of Harper Lee's To Kill a Mockingbird, it implies that there is a dark past to the Animal Crossing world. I'd love to hear your thoughts regarding this.

    • @heradow4672
      @heradow4672 5 лет назад +82

      Where did you get animal crossing this is a mega man video

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 5 лет назад +64

      i mean there are the dark towns that u can access Those Are Strange

    • @PixelBlue11913
      @PixelBlue11913 5 лет назад +498

      If “To Catch a Bug” is Animal Crossing’s version of Harper Lee’s classic novel “To Kill a Mockingbird,” this heavily implies that not only does the Animal Crossing world have a fully developed judicial system, that system is influenced by the racial bias of a broken community. In this essay I will

    • @insomniacartist6235
      @insomniacartist6235 5 лет назад +15

      Wait, for real? I had no idea that was a thing

    • @AwfullyDeer
      @AwfullyDeer 5 лет назад +6

      Sarah Ford yeah

  • @meteorbower
    @meteorbower 6 лет назад +3123

    up next: rank all 800+ pokemon by how good they would be as pets

  • @Mojo391
    @Mojo391 4 года назад +1046

    Chemists have a high death rate due to exposure so having a robot to help with caring for certain chemicals and preparing certain reagents would be useful. The ability to think may allow for some uses around procedure and the ability to order stuff when low so I'd say that it deserves to be tot he left of the wall.
    I also have a problem with the snake robot, like "oh I know what is a great idea let us put our best foot forward to alien life with our SmArT dEaTh NoOdLe"

    • @mellyflori6856
      @mellyflori6856 3 года назад +44

      Ok maybe it's just because I'm tired but SmArT dEaTh NoOdLe cracked me up.

    • @runman624
      @runman624 3 года назад +12

      We're too big, unlike snakes

    • @chikujoyt4506
      @chikujoyt4506 3 года назад +5

      @@mellyflori6856 same

    • @minafortulose730
      @minafortulose730 3 года назад +49

      Another defense for Acid Man: he can literally JUMP INTO the acid tanks to test them. Humans cannot do that, so I think that makes him kind of indispensable!

    • @Dinoman972
      @Dinoman972 3 года назад +21

      Didn't he specifically say Snake Man was for exploring narrow crevices? Good luck fitting a human in there.

  • @onimaxblade8988
    @onimaxblade8988 6 лет назад +2231

    I might not watch this immediately, but *this* is the sort of quality content we all ask for.

    • @datdabdoe1417
      @datdabdoe1417 6 лет назад +4

      hail Sithis! @@cloudofmystery4251

    • @datdabdoe1417
      @datdabdoe1417 6 лет назад +3

      *How to like a comment twice*

    • @mrvaporiz
      @mrvaporiz 5 лет назад +1

      @@datdabdoe1417 make two accounts.

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 5 лет назад +2

      Me finding this content three months ago not knowing polygon and the McElroys were the missing pieces in my life

  • @getschwifty5537
    @getschwifty5537 5 лет назад +1847

    Because of Bounce Man, because any one of our species could be sadistic enough to think that crash test dummies should feel pain, please move all the robots *specifically* meant to kill humans into the Absolutely Necessary pile.

    • @fossilfighters101
      @fossilfighters101 5 лет назад +17

      +

    • @myself2782
      @myself2782 5 лет назад +96

      But wait, the point of a crash test dummy is to simulate human injury as accurately as possible. Wouldn't Bounce Man be completely useless as a crash test dummy, since he'd just bounce around?

    • @zeeshanmehmood4522
      @zeeshanmehmood4522 5 лет назад +25

      @@myself2782 the injuries would still be accurate as if you're moving at crash test speeds you can't protect yourself anyway

    • @losslesswifi
      @losslesswifi 5 лет назад +50

      David Lopez, Light was sadistic enough to make bounce man, so maybe Wily was just trying to assassinate him with all of the murder robots, but Rock kept being stupid and not letting his tyrannical, misogynistic, demented father just die already.

    • @Cinko420
      @Cinko420 5 лет назад +27

      Doctor Eww
      He didn't make any of the robots in 11, he just fixed them. Tundra Man actually happens to be a Cossack Robot.

  • @piratesugardoll
    @piratesugardoll 6 лет назад +1624

    I loved this and I’m not even a megaman fan
    PLEASE consider ranking every animal crossing villager. I don’t care what the criteria is. Competency in running a town? Cuteness? Battle readiness? Just talk about animal crossing for 20 minutes and I will cry with joy

    • @cassandramay8496
      @cassandramay8496 6 лет назад +174

      I'd like to see them all placed on a d&d alignment chart

    • @annachristine4497
      @annachristine4497 6 лет назад +9

      Cass M THAT. Is excellent

    • @Niriixa
      @Niriixa 6 лет назад +21

      ranked from sexy to "would murder you"

    • @sharkofjoy
      @sharkofjoy 6 лет назад +14

      No please, I would be too emotionally invested, and also there are like 700 at this point (checked, there are 472), what if BDG puts my favorites in a "no" pile?? But yes the inflatable rabbit needs to be put in the garbage. And the stuffed bear.

    • @abroogie
      @abroogie 6 лет назад +2

      100%, yes please, very that

  • @kilo3989
    @kilo3989 4 года назад +333

    I like how Brian doesn't quite so much unravel in this one as get real slap-happy. It's just good to see him so smiley.

  • @widdershins3785
    @widdershins3785 4 года назад +1310

    In Torchman's defense, he's pretty badass. And that's important. You can have a guy just go about to talk of fire safety, or have a cartoon... but no one's going to remember them or take them seriously. This guy has channeled barrels to hold his fire, so he's likely got a pretty darn fine control over that and can probably shut it off at will. Any kid is going to pay attention to a robot... but a guy who can bend fire to his will LIKELY knows what he's talking about. He was created for the purpose of controlling flame, and as a robot, he'd likely blow up should that fire get out of control. He's got a vested interest in making sure you take it seriously and keep him and his topic in mind.
    ... I guess you could say.... *I hold a Torch for him.*

    • @wizzem7890
      @wizzem7890 4 года назад +56

      That's actually a really good reason for him existing.

    • @nicestpancake
      @nicestpancake 4 года назад +55

      You just made me care for a fictional robot that I laughed at. I??? Thanks.

    • @misterbadguy7325
      @misterbadguy7325 3 года назад +52

      @@nicestpancake If it makes you feel any better, he also likes to do the whole "meditate under the waterfall" thing, but every time he tries it, it snuffs his flame out.

    • @Nastee-The-Slug
      @Nastee-The-Slug 3 года назад +5

      ...did you just-

    • @someguynamedguss1061
      @someguynamedguss1061 3 года назад +5

      Pyro wouldn’t like Torch Man

  • @squidias
    @squidias 6 лет назад +851

    I'M SO GLAD THIS IS A SERIES NOW

  • @DigiFox0
    @DigiFox0 6 лет назад +483

    Every time one of these comes out, I always think "I never knew I needed this information until right this second, but I'm incredibly glad I do now"

    • @magesight3833
      @magesight3833 6 лет назад

      same i really enjoyed this and the last two

  • @rowdyriolu1
    @rowdyriolu1 4 года назад +106

    “Why the *phUck* is he a top” and “like a _plug_ could do” always get me.

  • @shadowdragon090
    @shadowdragon090 4 года назад +1010

    “Magicians are always evil.” How rude! I was evil long before I became a magician

    • @mastodon0124
      @mastodon0124 4 года назад +17

      Your comment only proved his point. You know that, right?

    • @AverageEldritchEntity
      @AverageEldritchEntity 4 года назад +17

      I'm not evil, just the biggest ham you'll meet outside of Christmas dinner.

    • @annecameron4787
      @annecameron4787 4 года назад +5

      @@mastodon0124 r/wooosh

    • @PauaP
      @PauaP 4 года назад +6

      @@annecameron4787 how tf is that a woosh??

    • @sugarkane1571
      @sugarkane1571 4 года назад +6

      @@PauaP The original comment intentionally contradicted himself as a joke. If you didn’t find the original joke funny, that’s alright, but understand that contradiction and absurdism is a common element of modern day humor and try not to get wooshed next time.

  • @redandblue1013
    @redandblue1013 6 лет назад +435

    2:21
    "Ssssssstarrrrman!"
    *cut*
    "He, was built to *cut* explore the w- *cut* universe"
    *cut*
    I need more of this series

  • @Leet-iz2fz
    @Leet-iz2fz 5 лет назад +1540

    0:53 Sentient For the Sake of It
    1:28 The Ones That Are Good
    4:20 Construction Robots
    6:45 Sure???
    9:15 Robot-Made Robots, Aliens, and Jokes
    9:33 Murder Robots
    9:44 Sonic Robots (NetNavis are mentioned)
    10:14 Shouldn't Be Sentient
    12:00 no.

  • @Civilian08
    @Civilian08 3 года назад +66

    I assume Top Man is a top because it helps orient him in low gravity. Good on Capcom for coming up with that instead of just saying "he entertains children at daycare" or something. They could have called him Gyro Man, but they already used that.

    • @Dudeman23rd
      @Dudeman23rd 2 года назад +28

      Gyro Man actually came later, so the decision to call him Top Man was pure inspiration.

  • @twoF__
    @twoF__ 5 лет назад +395

    The soundbite, "you are a magnet" brings me so much joy. My attitude is cheerful and my day is made

  • @herobrineharry7698
    @herobrineharry7698 5 лет назад +308

    12:45 Ok but having a sentient robot chemist would be incredibly useful, there’s so much stuff we just don’t know about because working with it is toxic, acidic, basic, poisonous, explosive, unstable, stinky, or radioactive,

    • @williammarengon9308
      @williammarengon9308 4 года назад +48

      I loved that "stinky" was the second to last

    • @vintheguy
      @vintheguy 4 года назад +22

      He actually managed an acid plant or storage or something
      Point is he actually only focuses on acid
      I'm also not sure if even studies the acid I think he only stores the acid the storage places

    • @matt8258
      @matt8258 2 года назад +13

      @@williammarengon9308 stinky stuff is more likely to evacuate a building than anything else to be honest

    • @ObadiahQRex
      @ObadiahQRex 3 месяца назад

      ​@@matt8258Really?

    • @snaifhassnan6348
      @snaifhassnan6348 3 месяца назад

      293

  • @dandylionwine
    @dandylionwine 5 лет назад +315

    I for one support Tundra Man's decision to follow his dream of being an ice skater. A very good robot.

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 5 лет назад +26

      Perhaps he still does his research while being all fancy-shmancy about it!

  • @marys4038
    @marys4038 3 года назад +72

    I love that when he’s talking about Nitro Man and he says “I feel kinda bad about putting him in the sure category,” someone off-camera just goes “awwwwwww :(“ it’s so cute

  • @pigeon1178
    @pigeon1178 5 лет назад +204

    I don't know what it is, but the line "Where's my guy toad man?" In that exasperated tone is just comedy gold

  • @sobertillnoon
    @sobertillnoon 6 лет назад +1601

    The hot/cold thing of freeze man is reversing entropy. I'd love to have a robot that can break the 2nd law of thermodynamics

    • @SpySappingMyKeyboard
      @SpySappingMyKeyboard 6 лет назад +199

      Well, if it does it without requiring power its that. Otherwise its just a refrigerator.

    • @2012Zyle
      @2012Zyle 6 лет назад +75

      SpySappingMyKeyboard scrolled down the comments hoping to find someone explain refrigerators to people. Was not disappointed.

    • @blindsniper35
      @blindsniper35 6 лет назад +38

      @@2012Zyle I think they were more going for Maxwell's demon then a refrigerator but I don't know I haven't played megaman in forever

    • @rosswilkins965
      @rosswilkins965 6 лет назад +14

      He's just a Peltier plate with features, not at all in violation of the 2nd law. It's a cool thought though.

    • @shockwave3318
      @shockwave3318 6 лет назад +13

      And reverse the inevitable heat death of the universe. yeah seems useful XD

  • @mayac69
    @mayac69 6 лет назад +452

    Brian David Gilbert, You should stop doing this to yourself, but also please don't actually stop.

  • @profc3027
    @profc3027 2 года назад +105

    I'm pretty sure that in one of the episodes, Blasto Woman mentioned being a robot that loads and unloads cargo ships.
    Somewhat useful, but she quit her job in order to commit theft.

    • @nyetloki
      @nyetloki 2 года назад

      Shes dumb. You can steal alot more on the job as loader. Just saying

  • @anachronisticatlas
    @anachronisticatlas 4 года назад +5819

    Everyone say it with me now: Top Man is a top bc he explores Uranus

    • @ravioliravioli118
      @ravioliravioli118 4 года назад +218

      @@coolkid92223 the best way to describe my feelings about this

    • @koenmetekohy1296
      @koenmetekohy1296 4 года назад +201

      This is the worst comment I have ever read, it’s so bad that I have to give it a like

    • @mohdadeeb1829
      @mohdadeeb1829 4 года назад +53

      That's... what she said

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 4 года назад +43

      Fucking excellent

    • @jonathannorris9475
      @jonathannorris9475 4 года назад +64

      Well, we all knew sex robots would be a thing at some point in the future. 🤖🍆

  • @Oliver300Dude
    @Oliver300Dude 4 года назад +358

    I’m devastated that he never mentioned blast man’s stage was his own explosion themed amusement park. It was my favorite stage because of it.

  • @emmafitzmaurice499
    @emmafitzmaurice499 4 года назад +216

    Sword Man didn't only have no reason to be sentient. He had no reason to be robotic.

    • @devforfun5618
      @devforfun5618 2 года назад +14

      dunno, maybe the villain doesn't trust a human following him with a sword, that is how villains get backstabbed

    • @MissAshley42
      @MissAshley42 Год назад +13

      No no, he did at least need to be robotic. The sword he's holding is very heavy and very old (and possibly magical). Sword Man's designed around carefully containing and transporting it.

  • @forgemakesstuff2734
    @forgemakesstuff2734 4 года назад +118

    “Hard man”
    *awkward pause as Brian considers his life choices*

  • @AidaKittyBoy
    @AidaKittyBoy 5 лет назад +293

    I saw on another video a "pokemon from least to most edible" request and I think you're the only man who could do that justice.

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 5 лет назад +3

      Except no one should do that justice ever please

    • @usagi2934
      @usagi2934 5 лет назад +1

      nomber 1. Palkia

    • @rachelladue1572
      @rachelladue1572 4 года назад +2

      @@usagi2934 ??? Of all the Pokemon you think god of space would taste good? I love this bc it's neither the most obvious tasty pokemon or the most obvious least tasty, like it seems like you've thought about it

    • @usagi2934
      @usagi2934 4 года назад +2

      @@rachelladue1572 exactly, whether it taste bad or great, it'll be extreme eitherway, to a point you're sent out of the world. That is unless it tasted meh. Try explaining to a sane person that you killed a god that is in charge of taking care of space just because you wanted to taste that meat. You'd be locked up probably

    • @marinusjohn7690
      @marinusjohn7690 4 года назад +2

      @@usagi2934 dont have to kill. just slice off a slab of arm

  • @thegamingmuse
    @thegamingmuse 6 лет назад +3420

    These videos are great, and Brian is amazing. Here's my idea for another one: World of Final Fantasy implies that all the FF universes are connected. How would that work???

    • @narrativematters4100
      @narrativematters4100 6 лет назад +252

      Are you trying to kill him? He'd be locked in that room for months.

    • @goblindotbest
      @goblindotbest 6 лет назад +36

      It's just portals
      Like dissidia and shit
      It doesn't matter at all

    • @onimaxblade8988
      @onimaxblade8988 6 лет назад +38

      Would FFIX's mist spread to other continents, and make those people also receptive to Terranean souls?
      Would Fal'Cie control the flow of Mako energy?
      Would Etro's Gate be filled with Mako? Is Mako Chaos energy?
      Would FFVI magicite be able to be drawed from? And would FFVI summons just be Lucavi?
      Would Etro's Gate be Pandemonium AKA Hell from FFII? Or is it the Farplane?
      Are Lunareans Terraneans?
      Would every planet stop functioning properly if one place's Crystal got messed with?
      Is Earth technically in this amalgamation? Given Lightning Returns ends in France?
      So many good questions...

    • @melomenon
      @melomenon 6 лет назад +11

      The ending to FFIV: The After Years raises so many questions about canon just by itself.

    • @JelzSmellz
      @JelzSmellz 6 лет назад +20

      There are many hints that X and VII are the same world, but hundreds of years apart. Shinra in X-2 is a family name passed down until the creation of "Shinra Co." in 7. The lifestream and the farplane are similar, plus more. But even most of that is a stretch

  • @nshady16
    @nshady16 6 лет назад +672

    This was awesome. Please do an Occupational Health and Safety assessment of all the Super Smash Bros. stages, from “Innocuous” to “Someone’s Going To Jail”.

  • @algis-kun8777
    @algis-kun8777 3 года назад +65

    The idea of having sentient crash dummy to help test things is really not a bad one as it can provide actual feedback and help develop procedures in case youre in an accident, the issue with bounce man is that they wired the feedback that normally corresponds to pain... as pain, so he is constantly put in the same mental abuse similar to torture.

    • @hund7458
      @hund7458 Год назад

      and also he's not human shaped so any actual data is fucked

  • @mp-lily7908
    @mp-lily7908 5 лет назад +416

    Top Man is a walking gyroscope. He can keep upright in any gravity on any surface. Snake Man is used to explore tunnels. His search snakes are remote cameras used to fit into nooks and crannies that he's too big to fit into.

    • @skiesquiggles7319
      @skiesquiggles7319 5 лет назад +31

      Thank you, I can appreciate these even more now.

    • @choliosis2551
      @choliosis2551 5 лет назад +60

      So he can perform a colonoscopy

    • @SanjayMerchant
      @SanjayMerchant 5 лет назад +33

      @@choliosis2551 I do NOT want to see Colonoscope Man's stage....

    • @enbybunny9940
      @enbybunny9940 5 лет назад +5

      Thanks you ruined it

    • @PeanutTechno
      @PeanutTechno 5 лет назад +10

      There's also the fact that the Search Snakes can be used for reconnaissance

  • @leaveitblank8198
    @leaveitblank8198 5 лет назад +827

    "We have a lot of cold people at the front."
    I guess you can say.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    It's a cold front.

    • @hollyprice6813
      @hollyprice6813 4 года назад +16

      I like you
      Let's be friends

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 4 года назад +6

      @LeaveItBlank Be his/her friend please i wanna know where this goes

    • @BDR123
      @BDR123 4 года назад +4

      AAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

    • @TheHealerIzAwesome
      @TheHealerIzAwesome 4 года назад

      BOOOOOOOOO 👎👎👎👎👎

    • @leaveitblank8198
      @leaveitblank8198 4 года назад +4

      @@TheHealerIzAwesome :(

  • @Inventorbee
    @Inventorbee 5 лет назад +352

    “Why’d they make him a toad?” Okay ima need everyone to look up Splasher the Frog. He taught irrigation Canal safety in central California and toadman reminds me of him

    • @abcd23221
      @abcd23221 4 года назад +23

      If I remember, some native Americans myths and lore describe frogs as bringers of rain or at least associated with rain.

    • @misterbadguy7325
      @misterbadguy7325 3 года назад +18

      @@abcd23221 There's a lot of cultures that associate frogs and toads with rainfall. After all, they do tend to be hopping around happily right after a big downpour.

    • @iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis
      @iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis 2 года назад +4

      @@misterbadguy7325 and also sometimes it literally rains frogs.

    • @LegendaryDarkKnight602
      @LegendaryDarkKnight602 2 года назад +3

      @@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis I...
      ... personally wouldn't want to see that.

  • @audoldends6799
    @audoldends6799 4 года назад +267

    “Why is he a top?” Well he couldn’t be a bottom could he? He’d just lay there and let drill man do the work

    • @LegendaryDarkKnight602
      @LegendaryDarkKnight602 2 года назад +13

      Mega Gay.

    • @DearAnem0ia
      @DearAnem0ia 2 года назад +21

      God damn it, I was waiting for someone to make that joke, but including Drill Man made it worst

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 2 года назад +11

      @@DearAnem0ia it would be him or hard man

    • @ToyFreddyGaming1987
      @ToyFreddyGaming1987 Год назад

      ​@@fukkthisnewupdate8882don’t forget Plug Man.

    • @Rikken552
      @Rikken552 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@fukkthisnewupdate8882well he IS weak to hard man

  • @pWasHere9
    @pWasHere9 6 лет назад +192

    At first I thought all of Brian’s nail beds were simultaneously bruised, but then I realized he has sexy shimmer nail polish on.

    • @AJMcPanda
      @AJMcPanda 6 лет назад +2

      Can't tell if he's gay (not that there's anything bad with that) or just metro.

    • @DoveAlexa
      @DoveAlexa 6 лет назад +25

      @@AJMcPanda Metro? What is this 2005?

  • @DaviddeBergerac
    @DaviddeBergerac 5 лет назад +171

    These tend to make more sense if you remember that a lot of these robots were built by Wily, who was bad at making robots in the first place.
    All the good robots he turned evil were stolen designs by other, smarter scientists.

    • @runman624
      @runman624 5 лет назад +1

      YuP

    • @ivanmegafanboy1981
      @ivanmegafanboy1981 4 года назад +14

      Wily definetly wastes his physics talent, because he invented Gravity Man (the machine that manipulates gravity) and Freeze Man (the machine that manipulates entropy). He also perfected Time Man's time slowing powers into his murder robot Flash Man who can stop time. And he did everything, not because he wanted to conquer the world, but just out of jealousy.

    • @prakonekeophanthavady7934
      @prakonekeophanthavady7934 4 года назад +1

      @@ivanmegafanboy1981 hes an alien

    • @JLMetak
      @JLMetak 4 года назад +2

      @@prakonekeophanthavady7934 Uh...spoilers for Mega Man 2, Wily's not an alien, he used an hologram to make Mega Man believe he was an alien.

  • @ashketchup247
    @ashketchup247 4 года назад +508

    12:45 Chemistry jokes aren't for everyone you need to know your *base*

    • @rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186
      @rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186 4 года назад +11

      I don’t get it, is that a joke about acid?

    • @ashketchup247
      @ashketchup247 4 года назад +8

      @@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186 lol I see what you did there.

    • @AverageEldritchEntity
      @AverageEldritchEntity 4 года назад +11

      @@ashketchup247 (Iodine Carbide) what YOU did there...

    • @LP-tf7cy
      @LP-tf7cy 4 года назад +19

      Personally, I'm pretty neutral on the subject. But I don't want any salt over it.

    • @MetaphoricallyRose
      @MetaphoricallyRose 4 года назад +24

      He was just looking for a reaction

  • @Starsole1111
    @Starsole1111 3 года назад +40

    "I'm gonna put Aqua Man in front of Pump Man because Pump Man's flavor texts explains that sometimes he'll volunteer to wash of graffiti, and no one likes a nark"
    My favorite quote LMAO

  • @willbussey3632
    @willbussey3632 6 лет назад +347

    I feel like the natural conclusion of all this is Brian explaining the kingdom hearts story INCLUDING the mobile game

    • @shelbydewever7017
      @shelbydewever7017 6 лет назад +4

      You should check out clemps. He is currently attempting to do just that.

    • @magesight3833
      @magesight3833 6 лет назад

      i see that happening

    • @team4star1
      @team4star1 6 лет назад

      Thats unfortunate, i see it happening and i know i would watch it...

    • @passtheyaoi
      @passtheyaoi 6 лет назад

      pcpu

  • @JunkJester6131
    @JunkJester6131 5 лет назад +313

    "This is what man has wrought. You will see these men in your nightmares. Particularly, Spring Man. Jumping around."
    Brian, please. The only one I'll be seeing in my nightmares is Splash Woman, and that technically won't be considered a nightmare, but instead a *very* good dream.

  • @gemmamalo96
    @gemmamalo96 6 лет назад +819

    clown man is so scary..... i'm glad real clowns aren't sentient

    • @inoob5906
      @inoob5906 6 лет назад +40

      @Mauro Mantini shhhhh.. It's better if they don't know

    • @Sleepy_Cabbage
      @Sleepy_Cabbage 6 лет назад +6

      @@inoob5906 im gonna say it

    • @EastPort10
      @EastPort10 6 лет назад +7

      @sleepy cabbiege Don't You Dare.

    • @comicboxgoblin9234
      @comicboxgoblin9234 6 лет назад

      Yeah cause they have no soul

    • @SpencerFelix31-390
      @SpencerFelix31-390 5 лет назад

      Hey Malone, the netnavi version could be scarier in fact the digital softwares versions might be worser for the now generation of digital age just saying.

  • @Flasa
    @Flasa 4 года назад +68

    I’m a Chemistry teacher and laughed out loud with the titration joke on Acid Man. Don’t let the uncultured judge you, BDG!

  • @redhead_bebs
    @redhead_bebs 5 лет назад +131

    11:30
    "Don't let me suck more than I can handle."
    ~ _Dust Man_
    His face when he says that! I love him!

  • @cherrycreamsoda4253
    @cherrycreamsoda4253 5 лет назад +367

    This is the same guy who cried over tangela.
    And it’s beautiful

    • @skateordie002
      @skateordie002 5 лет назад +16

      KEVIN PUNT

    • @atlix2
      @atlix2 5 лет назад +20

      KEVIN PUNT STOLE TERRY HE SHOULD BE IN JAIL

    • @usagi2934
      @usagi2934 4 года назад +8

      excuse me the Tangela called Terry. And he was a good friend.

    • @doctorwholover1012
      @doctorwholover1012 4 года назад

      Mans got taste of the impeccable sort

  • @prcervi
    @prcervi 4 года назад +377

    I want to defend sheepman, managing a sheep flock isn't a thoughtless thing(time consuming and repetitive but not thoughtless)
    Never quite got why he didn't get any dogbots though to help in herd management and predator repellent...

    • @nekosandmatcha3359
      @nekosandmatcha3359 4 года назад +61

      Some sheep breeds will follow their shepherd instead of having to be driven, and the ability to *shoot lightning* is about the most effective predator deterent I can think of.

    • @off-the-grounder568
      @off-the-grounder568 2 года назад +26

      Sheep Man actually didn’t stick with the shepherd thing. He quit and got into circuit board stress testing using his electric powers instead. He was actually thinking of trying something else before Roboenza got to him. He probably left the dogbots on the farm.

    • @nyetloki
      @nyetloki 2 года назад

      It's so thoughtless that little yappy dogs can do it

    • @Grunkdunce
      @Grunkdunce 2 года назад +5

      @@nyetloki oh, you mean herding dogs? Some of the most intelligent dogs out there?

    • @nyetloki
      @nyetloki 2 года назад +1

      @@Grunkdunce I love dogs but the smartest dog has the intelligence of a child.

  • @agentmeerkat1014
    @agentmeerkat1014 4 года назад +35

    I am dying. Right when he said hopefully nothing bad will happen to a nuclear power plant, I got a notification from ibxtoycat that was, “rebuilding the Chernobyl disaster in Minecraft.” Perfect timing

  • @alanisisamess8977
    @alanisisamess8977 4 года назад +227

    BDG: Squishy means defenceless
    Also BDG: breaks down over the infinitely powerful nature of Kirby

    • @thatsdisco
      @thatsdisco 3 года назад +18

      when you're so squishy you turn from defenseless to indestructible

    • @alanisisamess8977
      @alanisisamess8977 3 года назад +13

      @@thatsdisco squishy boi's gone full circle

    • @superoakwood5513
      @superoakwood5513 2 года назад +3

      Interger overflow IE nuclear Gandhi syndrome in a nutshell

  • @derenyilmaz3598
    @derenyilmaz3598 5 лет назад +844

    are we all gonna ignore "sexy man" from the joke category?

    • @spiceesufrendo
      @spiceesufrendo 5 лет назад +17

      I must

    • @malaizze
      @malaizze 5 лет назад +118

      *Top man is where it's at.*

    • @thebluebookworm3383
      @thebluebookworm3383 5 лет назад +56

      @@malaizze Secretly Wily just couldn't find any on the internet, he had to improvise

    • @toryficarola
      @toryficarola 4 года назад +11

      @@thebluebookworm3383 you sir just *totally* made my day. *lmao*

    • @bryanfunk
      @bryanfunk 4 года назад +22

      @@malaizze Top Man! Explorer of planets! his favorite is Uranus!
      special power as a top/gyroscope, he can explore and stay upright from ANY position!
      his creator was very lonely, and not ready to come out yet....

  • @angelad4757
    @angelad4757 6 лет назад +194

    1:50 , Fun fact: splitting an inlet into high and cold temperatures actually decreases the entropy of the universe and is very much not dumb. Figuring out how to do that without spending energy would break the second law of thermodynamics and definitely win you a nobel prize. We already know how to split the atom, so I'm gonna argue that this is way cooler. Conclusion: this is a very very good robot and entirely worth the risk of robot uprising. Also, one of the writers for megaman was definitely a thermo nerd
    Source: we spent an hour of thermo lecture proving why this could never exist and my professor really wants one of us to try to make it happen.

    • @powerofthec5908
      @powerofthec5908 6 лет назад +1

      @@nicaretezeteticon6934 Thank you

    • @orangesilver8
      @orangesilver8 6 лет назад +1

      I think the dumb thing about it is how impossible it is.

  • @zetazimmer4769
    @zetazimmer4769 4 года назад +51

    I’m an engineering student and I low key fear I’m just going to end up in a cubicle working on boring projects after I graduate. So yeah if a company wanted me to help build a robot pirate instead I would be 100% down.

  • @marcushenehan1049
    @marcushenehan1049 5 лет назад +301

    RUclips definitely knows this is my comfort video because it's in my recommended 100% of the time

    • @elfindigo
      @elfindigo 5 лет назад +2

      Honestly, same

    • @toryficarola
      @toryficarola 4 года назад

      Ditto.

    • @magmirian
      @magmirian 4 года назад +1

      It starts getting recommended to me more when I search stuff that most people would consider worrying if they saw my history

  • @SunnyTheOpossum
    @SunnyTheOpossum 5 лет назад +335

    Centaur man was a “tour guide” or a “taur guy”?

  • @zacharyheine4177
    @zacharyheine4177 4 года назад +240

    Yeah, whoever decided clowns should be sentient was a monster.

    • @KingOfDoma
      @KingOfDoma 4 года назад +24

      Are... are you implying the existence of FERAL clowns????

    • @jacksoninskip1614
      @jacksoninskip1614 4 года назад +15

      @@KingOfDoma
      I mean...you wouldn’t exactly call Pennywise tame, would you?

    • @CaptainCoolzCT-
      @CaptainCoolzCT- 3 года назад +5

      There's never been a non-sentient real life clown wdym

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 3 года назад +7

      If you think regular clownman is bad you should never set your eyes on his netnavi counterpart

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 2 года назад +4

      All I can think of is that one Twitter post of "Is it an actual clown or someone dressed up as one?"

  • @ASquared544
    @ASquared544 3 года назад +28

    Actually, I think Bounce Man is solid evidence why these robots should be given sentience, because Humanity really needs to be put in its place y’all.

  • @orijimi
    @orijimi 6 лет назад +1105

    Weird Polygon is back!

    • @izren4415
      @izren4415 6 лет назад +15

      weird polygon is best polygon

    • @scrungybingus285
      @scrungybingus285 6 лет назад +17

      Brian carries the weight of the Weird Polygon legacy on his shoulders

    • @orijimi
      @orijimi 6 лет назад +2

      @@scrungybingus285 Nah, Pat is too, he delivered the first blow with the Big Boy Season video. Seriously, watch it if you haven't.

  • @beawolfe
    @beawolfe 5 лет назад +518

    I would love to know how much Link owes to Hyrule in property damage and burglary

    • @DisasterEnby
      @DisasterEnby 4 года назад +16

      plot twist: it's a different incarnation of Link in every game because they all put the Master Sword back after the collective debt of every previous incarnation is carried over to them.

    • @Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat
      @Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat 4 года назад +5

      If we're counting OOT statute of limitations may apply between young and adult links. In breath of the wild, hyrule is destroyed so it's unclear if anyone would exist to enforce property laws.

  • @Soroboruo
    @Soroboruo 5 лет назад +536

    "I assume [Hard Man] is for ground leveling"
    Are you saying he was built to plow?
    (yes i know they're not the same thing, is jokes)

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 5 лет назад +28

      *GOD FUCKING **_DAMMIT_*

    • @usagi2934
      @usagi2934 5 лет назад +30

      top man, that vaccuum guy, and hard man would probably like each other

    • @haetron
      @haetron 5 лет назад +4

      I always thought Hard Man was a cement mixer. Which.. also doesn't need to be sentient.

    • @sunflowerscout
      @sunflowerscout 5 лет назад +1

      hard man and top man?

    • @altf4undo01
      @altf4undo01 4 года назад

      @@haetron why is there concrete man then?

  • @HarryTaylor2867
    @HarryTaylor2867 3 года назад +22

    this is one of the rare ocations where BDG is just himself instead of playing a character and going insane at the end of each episode . it feels more natural

  • @BoredomBee
    @BoredomBee 4 года назад +82

    7:34 "Did you guess 'explore other planets'? Because yeah, that's what he was designed for. Why the FUCK is he a top?!"
    To establish dominance.

  • @nopecopter
    @nopecopter 6 лет назад +406

    Actually, maybe don’t give Dust Man and Junk Man sentience. It would be like giving humans sentience just so they could work jobs at human organ harvesting factories. Imagine having to dig through entire rooms of flesh, body parts, various organs. Imagine having to clean up dead humans by ingesting them. Imagine if that was your sole purpose for sentience. That sounds like either a fast track to an insane murder machine or a robot rights abuse lawsuit to me.

    • @Beatness121
      @Beatness121 6 лет назад +36

      I mean... given that organ donors are a thing, I assume it is someone's job to harvest said organs. Granted, they don't ingest them. Hopefully.

    • @permanentblur
      @permanentblur 6 лет назад +38

      Between the two of you, you just make a good argument for why human surgeons shouldn't be sentient, and to be honest I can't argue.

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 6 лет назад +5

      That's a non-issue. Robots are immortal and can last forever as long as their soul has a body to house it. They don't have the same view on mortality as humans, so sifting through piles of discarded electronics to discover salvageable components wouldn't be at all disturbing to them, especially when you consider that they've likely switched bodies a few times as they were upgraded.

    • @Shalakor
      @Shalakor 6 лет назад +4

      @@combativeThinker Well, the issue is, every earth-made robot master is based on Light's model of robotic sentience, which comes part and parcel with an intentionally human-like morality structure built in. The state of Robot sentience in the Mega Man setting is every bit as horrifying as OP assumes, and later on Reploids, which are just copies of X's similarly coded systems, outright replace and act as humans as a species. Sure, there's a bit of room for idiosyncrasies from human morality, bit it's only a fine line, not a gaping rift.
      Dr. Wily doesn't even always have to reprogram them to gain their support (not that they're smart to trust him, since I'm pretty sure they're just tools to him), because they're all too aware of their bad lot in life. (Although, he still needs to modify them for other factors beyond swaying their opinions, Asimov's laws of robotics and all that jazz... Actually, I don't think even Wily fiddles with that, which is why they mostly only do property damage and murder exclusively other robots.)

    • @doggias
      @doggias 6 лет назад +1

      By that logic, cityscapes would be comprised primarily of robot flesh.

  • @ItsFefnir
    @ItsFefnir 6 лет назад +161

    Excuse me, CentaurMan has a purpose.
    He's a Taur guide, so he's the only tour guide that's worthwhile.

    • @toryficarola
      @toryficarola 6 лет назад +15

      Too bad they didn't model him "specifically" (yes, I said that on purpose >:p) after Chiron. Besides training all of the Greek mythological heroes, Chiron was also a doctor. That would make him the "Centaur for Disease Control", and also ancient Greece's very first "chiron-practor".

  • @MegaMGstudios
    @MegaMGstudios 3 года назад +30

    3:30 if you think about it, that's pretty disturbing. Imagine being born with the only purpose to search for corpses and scavenge them for organs to use in organ transplants

  • @xstaticqueen
    @xstaticqueen 6 лет назад +246

    The snicker after Top Man is such a mood.

    • @noobmaster69briandavidgilb88
      @noobmaster69briandavidgilb88 6 лет назад +10

      T o p M a n

    • @mrf4ncyp4nts
      @mrf4ncyp4nts 6 лет назад +4

      what a top mood

    • @hotrod_hornet
      @hotrod_hornet 6 лет назад +5

      As much as I love Topman. He should have definetly been a dance teacher or something.

    • @noobmaster69briandavidgilb88
      @noobmaster69briandavidgilb88 6 лет назад +3

      @@hotrod_hornet I love how you changed the message but still
      /Does the little Street Fighter Jig/

    • @hotrod_hornet
      @hotrod_hornet 6 лет назад +1

      @@noobmaster69briandavidgilb88 Meh, I felt like it could have been worded differently.

  • @WeirdistBuilds
    @WeirdistBuilds 6 лет назад +49

    I can't help but point out that Freeze Man, who I hadn't heard of until today, is based on Maxwell's Demon, and is thus literally the end of entropy. In the end, Freeze Man is most useful, because with Freeze Man, there is no end.

  • @OscarGilFerrer
    @OscarGilFerrer 5 лет назад +529

    *points to Garbage Man*
    It's me!
    man, i love self-deprecating humor

    • @mauvemagnolia
      @mauvemagnolia 5 лет назад +3

      Oscar Gil Ferrer 11:05
      For people who just want to watch that again

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 2 года назад +25

    It's no wonder that most of these robots turned evil. See, in Megaman 9, the Robot Masters _let_ Wily reprogram them because otherwise they would've been decommissioned. If a robot is useless, it doesn't matter how sentient it is. The humans will still kill it.

    • @RivLabs
      @RivLabs Год назад +4

      God, why is it, that whenever there's "evil robots" in fiction, it's almost always because of humans being mean to them? It just makes me sad ;-;
      Yes I'm team robot why do you ask

  • @ScreechTheMighty
    @ScreechTheMighty 5 лет назад +84

    That joyous laughter after "snake man" made me immediately like and favorite this video before I'd finished it. The entire video is so good but that part got me really good.

  • @jonandlife
    @jonandlife 6 лет назад +408

    explain the direct labor system for Bowser’s grunts and their direct hierarchy in the mushroom kingdom.

    • @64B_
      @64B_ 6 лет назад +11

      "Direct" count: 2

    • @lavendersugar143
      @lavendersugar143 6 лет назад +16

      do goombas get dental?

    • @suborbitalprocess
      @suborbitalprocess 6 лет назад +12

      @@lavendersugar143 if koopas lose their shells, are they replaced by Bowser or do they have to buy their own?

    • @lavendersugar143
      @lavendersugar143 6 лет назад +3

      @@suborbitalprocess surely the big guy can't afford all those shell replacement surgeries

    • @nixhallowe3351
      @nixhallowe3351 5 лет назад

      @@lavendersugar143 I don't think its a surgery really since we can see them crawl back into their shells if you leave the shell there... I guess they are like turtle looking hermit crabs?

  • @sivanneu
    @sivanneu 4 года назад +209

    I don't know anything, nor give a shit, about what he's talking about, in any Unraveled. BDG could talk about law-making in eastern Prussia and I'd watch it.

  • @SynthgirlBulge
    @SynthgirlBulge 4 года назад +38

    BDG:
    "I dont like putting in effort"
    also BDG:
    *reads halo books for a year, for a single video*

  • @jennyinutil2018
    @jennyinutil2018 6 лет назад +202

    The moment he said "Hard Man" youtube crashed.

  • @Motyuska
    @Motyuska 6 лет назад +79

    7:29, he needed to be a top because theyre already a rare breed
    let us have this Brian

    • @noobmaster69briandavidgilb88
      @noobmaster69briandavidgilb88 6 лет назад +3

      I've never been in that pool long enough to judge the percentage properly but I feel like it would be harder to find a bottom

    • @starrats444
      @starrats444 6 лет назад +9

      Brian David Gilbert Fan Account absolutely not bottoms are a dime a dozen

    • @UkuleleVillain
      @UkuleleVillain 6 лет назад +3

      *HARD MAN*

    • @biddyfox
      @biddyfox 6 лет назад +1

      top man is called top man because hes the only top in the world

  • @izzyt5914
    @izzyt5914 4 года назад +84

    halfway into the vid and I can't help but notice how this feels like a list of obscure deities from some ancient religion or something since all of their jobs are either awkwardly specific or done by nature

    • @sunettas9738
      @sunettas9738 Год назад +14

      That sounds like a good way to describe the Mega Man series to someone who's never heard of it haha

  • @johnnynorrisjr.39
    @johnnynorrisjr.39 2 года назад +6

    6:06 "He generates thermal power but he is also powered by thermal power??? Which seems recursive, and also impossible!!"
    I love BDG's comedic timing so much