Smash Bros. owes millions of dollars in OSHA violations | Unraveled
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- Опубликовано: 8 дек 2018
- Super Smash Bros. Ultimate has a ridiculous amount of stages... but are they all death traps? Brian David Gilbert consults the Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) to discover how many violations each stage has... and how much money they need to pay.
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I work in a chemical plant, and as much as we make fun of OSHA for having over the top regulations, remember that every guideline has been written after the fact, usually in blood.
For my intro to engineering class, we took the 10 hour OSHA course. We had to pick three regulations and we had to write about what accident led to it. It was ... interesting.
@@wilderposey That would've been disturbing.
The way you worded this makes it seem like you've seen some real crap
*I'd probably believe you if you said so*
@@Golden12500 well, I’m still in high school, but my robotics team has had some interesting accidents. Loss of hair due to having it yoinked out, and a few sever cuts. I got electrocuted when someone left live wired on a metal table.
Did you know back in the early 1900s companies would higher Pinkertons to murder workers who asked that first aid be given to injured workers?
This dude basicaly learned an actual job to make a video..
I can bet you he forgot it within three days except for some random facts that will be stuck in his brain for all time. Or maybe that is just how my brain works. I forget everything yet I somehow still can recite 18 digits of pi that I memorized in a parking lot once.
@@ricochet4674 I can only remember like... "3.14159..." and thats it. props to you
@@izzygalax Dude don't give me credit for a good memory. I have a god awful memory. I just used a memorization technique I had heard about and it worked wonders.
@@ricochet4674 I can say pnemonomicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosus because I got bored one time when I was 12 and tried learning the worlds longest English word
@@ryanbui2046 and I can tell you the year that the ottoman navy entered stagnation off the top of my head. Its 1683
TIL: OSHA has no regulations against dangerous animals or pets at the workplace, hence the large ape is perfectly okay to have on the construction site.
It's like air bud, but possible!
@@squirrelchipz that monkey is rescuing no one but itself
Could we say that mother brain could be categorized as an animal then?
@@dyscot9905 She could be a space fungus for all we know.
@@davidhale2682 "There are no rules that say an ape can't murder people for fun" -Smash Bud
me: oh he wouldn't have read the entire thing. theres so many pages, that's ridiculous!
the skyrim video:
me, trembling: _h-he wouldn't have-_
pretty much every single video after and including this:
me, lying dead on the ground:
The Halo video...
He could make another OSHA video with that knowledge! He should, if only to say "and so, I recalled what I learned from the OSHA guidelines" with pain in his eyes.
He is the only human that could read ALL the reports of European Union Parliament just for the purpose of a video :'D
Or the Halo video or the Bowser military video.
As a law student “I couldn’t give a shit about death you should have removed the window” is the most accurate felling of reading a legal problem I have ever heard
Ksta The Shiba Inu fool
This is beautiful to watch from a Law perspective.
I don't care that two people died, the assignment was about who has to pay for the speeding ticket so that is the only thing that matters to me.
“I’m ignoring the fact that they’re fighting on a JET. And instead thinking of how loud those jets are. Pop some earplugs in.”
I wrote this from memory. Don’t kill me
Heh.
Brian (distressed): There is a large ape- [long, bewildered pause] Again, I could not categorise that, but I know he shouldn’t’ve been there!
I was in tears at that part XD
the only reason i liked this is because your profile picture is Jolyne
and also because it’s funny
How would you categorize that?
12:02
That’s the beginning of the “75m” level. That’s where the comment came from :)
possibly my favorite bit in this unraveled but it's in close competition with "look at this Polar bear. he has no fuckin' clue what's going on" ( 4:28 )
I’m autistic and, unironically and sincerely, government-mandated safety regulations are my second-biggest special interest (after frogs). Thank you for this video. It was a fucking schadenfreude- flavored *treat* to watch a normal human interact with things that are dense and obscure even for people who *love* this shit.
I'm autistic too, and I didn't understand ANYTHING spewing out of his mouth.
As you have said, it is extremely dense and obscure.
@@caolanochearnaigh9804 for me it's history. Especially Early Modern and Roman.
he used to do this. now he is making songs about pumpkin cowboys. no complaints.
Math, star wars(sequels not included), and hermit crabs are my special interests right now.
Im austistic as well, and I was thinking for a second about how disconnected your 2 biggest interests seem to be
...but then i realised that mine are linguistics and timelines of fictional universes 🤣
So for future reference, if you can't convict someone for having an underground fighting ring, sue them for the shoddy (and likely illegal) construction of it and get roughly the same amount of money from it anyway.
Yee
Al Capone'd
@@Omnicide101Al Capone did tax evasion not OSHA Violations but still a good joke
If you can't get em for war crimes, try to get em for paying off a sex partner
@@superspicy8740 The joke isn't that it's literally what happened to Al Capone, the point is that Al Capone was got for tax evasion INSTEAD OF all the murder, bribery, robbery, trafficking, etc... which is what OP is saying to do here with OSHA violations, get them with the thing you can prove even if it's not as big as what you can't
"I KNOW KIRBY IS REAL. WHERE ARE YOU HIDING HIM?"
Foreshadowing
i honestly thought it was a reference to the kirby video until i checked the dates
1k
what does this mean
@@theworstmaid Just watch the Kirby unraveled
BDGCU (BDG Cinematic Universe)
Animal Crossing NPCs ranked by how likely they are to help you hide a body.
This is fantastic. Especially when you consider the catchphrase they'd use while helping you.
This is the greatest idea ever conceived
God please i need to see this
I never knew I needed this in my life until I saw this comment. If there is a merciful bdg out there, please answer our prayers and bestow this gift upon us.
Please Brian. Please
As someone who was OSHA certified I felt his pain on a spiritual level.
How accurate is Brian's methods and evaluations here?
@@Catterjeeo I haven’t been OSHA certified in years so I’m not the best person to ask. It seems accurate from what I do know.
@@vulpixxlenya2284 is a giant untrained ape on a construction site a violation or no?
@@shanelawrence7438 as another commenter pointed out, there are no regulations against it so technically it isn't a violation. But it likely will end up being classified as a violation anyway.
@@dingdawng I feel like OSHA probably has some miscellaneous regulation that can cover "We didn't think of this yet, but it seems really unsafe, so you're in trouble anyway, even if there's not a specific rule. Yet." If they don't, they should probably do that.
Hopefully now that Steve, a qualified builder, has been added, the buildings will be safer.
Oh no why is he building TO the edge...
Why is he riding a minecart off the platform.
Does he have explosive permits?
Steve you were supposed to save us from violations!
Well... at least Mario has a hardhat.
I’m fairly certain Steve isn’t a licensed contractor.
@@McJethroPovTee OSHA is asleep, post the load-bearing floating block.
I'm fairly sure placing blocks that crumble a few seconds after placement, making a makeshift rail track and placing down magma isn't OSHA safe
bdg would be a terrifying lawyer
Piper Evan Cumley a talented one, and he would probably rap the contracts
Thank god he became a theater kid
His older brother literally is one
Piper Evan Cumley he failed law school, his brother is a lawyer though lol
Would make Patrick proud
the lengths this man is willing to go to
Cyranek Was is the time of time to you
BDG is a champ. personal channel is hilarious
Matpat who?
Okay seriously, I keep seeing your comments on every video I watch. How does this keep happening?
is this related to the show
"It is literally the only stage with a tower crane, and you fucked it up."
Why did this freaking KILL me?
im sorry for your loss
Very likely because you used the tower crane improperly
Because they fucked up the tower crane.
Objection! In order for magma to be a flammable liquid it would need to be capable of rapid exothermic oxidization - in other words, combustion. Magma's ability to conduct large amounts of thermal energy without oxidizing is actually the most damning proof that it is NOT flammable. OSHA is correct to not intend this inclusion!
So they need a new regulation about magma/lava?
Magma is heat source. Like thermal gun. Same rules. It's open and don't have control systems.
give me your lunch money nerd
hiring this dude is the best thing polygon has done
Who tf is polygon I'm here for this angel only
When I first saw this guy’s channel I was like “Huh, he seems really familiar, but I’ve never seen his name before. Weird.”
Jak Vokun-Sos +
“2nd best” car boys is the best choice they’ve ever made
DooT yeah I love the show where just Griffin discovers the meaning of life and infinity
Brian, thank you for doing my suggestion and shining a spotlight on this important issue. This is the start of a movement that will ensure ALL video games take their characters’ health and well-being seriously. Keep fighting the good fight.
We can all dream of a better future. Sorry for calling you garbage. -BDG
@@polygon It is already my text message tone. 😘
nshady16 ur a god making him do this, you’re the PETA of video games
That's fucking great
Viva la Revolucion!
I love how he couldn't say "I need to know where donkey kong pees" without laughing even in the final version
Fun fact, Donkey Kong is one of the only characters in the Smash Roster where we know exactly where he pees. The left platform of Jungle Japes is an outhouse complete with a hole on the bottom of it.
Lawful Evil: I don't care that it's a blood sport, you need to have hand rails on your stairs.
I just realized that Brian is implying that Construction is "close enough" to blood sport
You don't know what the workers get up to.
Gäbijj. Construction is way more dangerous.
I've done both. Can confirm. Same thing.
I really want to know if he just forgot about boxing or if boxing isn't covered by OSHA
As a Electrician that often works on Construction sites, i can confirm, that is absolute accurate
This is... essentially a law school exam. I’m proud of you, BDG. Also, please make a video on whether the 800-something current Pokémon would be edible. Which one is the most edible?
It has to be the ice cream cone Pokemon, right?
@@EinDose no. I'd prefer not to have eternal brain freeze
All I know is I really want to eat a Mr. Mime
Yes
this video idea is cursed. i love it!
I like to imagine Brian is a teacher trying to connect with his students by using video game terms.
You might be interested in TierZoo
"There is a large ape" At the very least that entire stage is a gigantic AZA violation. The enclosure (the stage in this case) is obviously hazardous, there's no enclosing fence or barrier, it looks nothing like the natural habitat of a gorilla, the gorilla is not in an appropriate social group, I'm honestly not sure if barrels would be good enrichment items in this case but jacks definitely aren't, and there are members of the general public in direct contact with an animal with no staff supervision present. Smash Bros. will never get AZA accredited if they keep this up.
"Also, you could send me Kirby's phone number. I know he is real. Where are you hiding him."
You sure you want to call him? He's on another planet. Imagine the phone bill!
Another planet you say? *takes notes* tell me more about this... "planet"
Popstar, it’s around planets like Ripple Star, Rock Star, Misteen...
@@aIexwiththetv Also known of World of Miracles, Popstar is home to a variaty of environments and tools of long dead civilizations.
I need this quote on a t-shirt
which pokemon are protected under the UN Declaration of Human Rights?
that needs to be an episode
Yes, by all means yes
Yes
oooh fuck this is a good one
Mr. mime only
I still remember showing this to my chemistry teacher that made us learn how to fill out OSHA chemical safety sheets with each lab. He fucking loved it. Keep up the great work Brian!
Edit: rip unraveled, still keep up the good work!
"Is a Shy Guy a helicopter?"
The answer is a resounding: "No, he's not!"
If we're talking about Fly Guys it gets complicated though.
Is bandana dee a helicopter?
This video is basically how I imagine Devils in D&D: Totally unconcerned with the fact that it's a literal blood sport, but _very adamant_ that the stairs need hand rails.
Or Lawful Neutral/Evil alignments
I'm in a nine hells campaign right now. And honestly yeah basically
Lucy Kelly yeah. Devils are lawful evil.
You have given me so many ideas Maya. I appreciate you, thank you.
@Jayson Buch I did have an idea for an adventure or campaign where the players somehow get in trouble with Hell and have to go to Hell Court, and of course because it's Hell, nothing is fair, so they have to bribe, threaten, and manipulate their way to victory or else be doomed to spend the rest of their lives wasting away waiting for an arbitrarily distant court date and then have their souls damned by default.
This is the most Lawful Neutral Unraveled there has been
Which is curious, as this is the most Chaotic Neutral series in the channel.
Brian is Chaotic Lawful
Jennifer Tran
The true intersection of every alignment.
It's chaotic good
It’s actually, impossibly, chaotic lawful
So funny story: this video made my coworkers and I realize we had unintentionally committed an OSHA violation.
If it’s something you can say 👀 what was it
@@lindseylindsey9200 I see you OSHA
As an Environmental Health and Safety Director I will say he got pretty close. However in all honesty the real pain sets in when you realize that these fines can be calculated per exposure. That means that the fine adds up for per employee per instance that an employee was exposed for the duration that that hazard has existed. All of that is per violation. Now that is a hefty bill! Oh and can't forget about the jail time for willful violations.
So we ought to look up the game stats and basically multiply by how often each character has been played, and also, it's been five years so by now we can definitely say willful repeat violations
Just put one wet floor sign. Anywhere. _AND I'LL LET IT SLIDE_
Oh I just got that joke.
How do you italicize things on youtube?
@@EpicBlader79 thank you so much!
Dexter Neustadt _wait really_
_HOLY GUACAMOLE IT WORKS_
For those wondering, if he counted each violation as a repeated violation, the total fine would be $170,335,512
I calculated what the fines would be with every day repeated since its release and its now at a wonderful $114 312 162 630
Precisely what I came to the comments for today. Thank you!
if you included DLC stages, how much would they add? (since they’re willful / repeated)
My question is where did he find these hats?
Only the Saftey Wiz und Bureaucratic Wunderkind could read a sentence were the word “contract” was used five times
Edit: as of this notice, Nintendo should now owe $12,145,297,614
As of now 11 new stages have been added, and I’m pretty sure only one is OSHA compliant (King of Fighters Stadium has “glass” but we never see it actually shatter)
5:01 It's ironic that he specifically mentions Donkey Kong here, as Jungle Japes, a Donkey Kong stage, includes an outhouse. That might be another violation, as the waste is deposited directly into a river that goes who knows where, but it does have a toilet
"Am I safe to Smash?" -Most frequently used line in college.
Nah daycare
Nah, *the womb*
r/cursedcomments
nah, *conceptuality*
A PSA on safe sex taught by your 'cool' teacher
"there's no OSHA regulation for levitating floors"
WELL
NOT YET THERE ISN'T
is their any yet?
@@Sleepy_Cabbage not that I know of.... Probably need to invent levitating floors first
If there are no walls around the levitating floor, then it is a violation
if its levatating 40 inches off the floor without a handrail it is a violation
Levitating floors must have a renewable or replaceable source of energy to maintain flight
“In Pictochat 2, there is too *much* ventilation in the form of this man”
That one got me
Fun fact! A number of U.S. States have departments that oversee Unarmed Combat Sports.
Armed Combat Sports are presumably left in the hands of your local renaissance fairs.
I am becoming increasingly concerned at the rate that these are coming out. Is Brian gonna be alright?
no
@@mvwinf and that's alright.
Don't kill this I love it to much I need more Brian not less
It's a sacrifice for the greater good.
For his own sake I'll just imagine that he recorded all of them over the past few years and only now do we get to see them
Now that Ultimate has a level editor, I think Mr Brian should create the first OSHA approved Smash stage.
@Duncan McCardell the lighting fixtures can fall on you
That's some kind of violation
@@maligulant4396 Anything can fall if you ground pound it
@@DarkPsychoMessiah not everything
The ground can't
Denki Kaminari COLLAPSE THE EARTH
@@tenacityxl NO-
11:32
"YOU CANNOT HIDE YOUR LADDERS FROM ME"
-Brian David Gilbert, 12/09/2018
Can you imagine getting a ‘1926-Subpart R’ during a class presentation.
“There is a large ape.”
Liquid comedy.
I love the silence right after he says it
I read this just as he said it...
Off topic but the cockatiel on your profile picture is so cute! Is it yours? 🐦
*I can taste it.*
Timestamp please?
Edit: nvm it's at 12:40
Hey Brian rank every smash character based on how good of a date they would be to your senior prom
Rate the smash characters on, who you'd smash!!
King K. Rool wins already, **No Contest**
i love this one,, so much
Richter if you're a chick, Samus if you're a dude (your call if the armor is on), otherwise go with Lucario.
If this get 1000 likes he has to do it who agrees ^-^
The next unraveled, "we found every major flaw in brians mental state"
But then again youtube doesnt allow for more than 24 hours of footage
So uh, ever heard of the Beverly Hillbillies?
"Am I safe to Smash?"
-Brian Gilbert, 2018
as someone who got o.s.h.a. certification I am impressed with the amount of boring reading you had to go through. Good job
Vlad the impaled have you read all the OSHA guidelines?
As someone with probably more expertise, do you have thoughts on his evaluation? Anything he missed, any false positives?
it's been a year, we need answers Vlad
I would say he's more accurate than most foreman he covered most everything applicable and even was generous on several. My apologies for the long wait
@@samspotts6 all relating to job safety I'm certified by O.S.H.A. as well
You know, this is making me feel rather grateful to the people who fought to have these laws actually forcibly enforced instead of just recommendation.
Safety is not to be taken lightly.
As the trade union saying goes, "Every labour law is written in worker's blood."
I am also glad they made these laws, I'm actually studying a course about U.S. history after the Civil War, and let me tell you it wasn't pretty during the Industrial Revolution. For example, elevators didn't have doors, and one time a child who was working there (another issue altogether) snuck on, and was laying on the floor to avoid being caught and her head got caught between a ledge or something as it was moving up, and you can imagine what happened. She was also blamed for her own death afterwards so the industry could avoid giving compensation (typical). Not to mention all the accidents with the machinery which cause limbs and lives to be taken as well. Also worth noting they were working very long hours and men were paid a dollar a day, women and children were paid even less.
Additionally, poor civilians (mostly immigrations) were living in cramped, dirty and structurally unsound apartment buildings, even with other families because they can't afford to live somewhere better. There were safer and cleaner tenant buildings made later, but the regulations were ridiculously strict and biased that the landowner could kick them out for basically no reason. So essentially, living and working conditions of the working class were horrible.
This turned into a brief history lesson, sorry about that, but I think I got my point across.
@@Silverwind87 maybe the real safety fans & bureaucratuc wunderkinds were the friends we made along the way
@@leafyeevee5939 Thank you for the brief history lesson. I should read more about the history of safety regulations and stuff like that.
It sounds interesting.
"I am not here to discuss her qualifications, but you should not be firing those lasers at employees.
JuSt LeT mE gAmE, mOm!"
He’s like a lawyer but the total opposite of a lawyer I don’t know how to explain
“Recording and reporting injuries”
I’m sorry, but have you ever finished a game? Every single stage specifically records and reports the exact amount you were injured, including the total severity of injury, the times you were knocked unconscious, self inflicted injuries, and the maximum severity of your injuries throughout your experience.
But is it being reported to OSHA? Recording injuries is fine, but the regulation is also about reporting those injuries to OSHA and prospective laborers and mechanics on the work site. This means that the regulation was not complied with.
*VIOLATION!*
@@xmlthegreat incoming: SSBU mod that send an email to OSHA containing the I jury report after every round
please rank every Dungeons and Dragons monster based off how good they'd look in a polo shirt.
Hard mode, do Centaurs get a polo on both their human torso AND horse torso?
@@slayanddecay6009 you know it. and that's why I think they'd be #1
@@brianpatrickdaly im dying. you killed me. also, wyverns would look pretty great.
@@vriskie ooh... didn't even think of Wyverns... that'd be great.
Every single monster?! How many Monster Manuals do you think there are? The poor man would be researching for YEARS!
I love how this is edited in a way that makes it look like BDG went on an angry rant about every other thing, and it was just cut out, to get to the point where he starts talking about something on topic again.
This video actually helped me complete my OSHA 40. The quotes from this video stuck and reminded me of stuff like chutes and slopes
2018 Brian: I'm going to make Videos explaining game lore and stuff
2019 Brian: I'm going to spend this year counting stuff.
2020 Brian: Two videos in and he's had an existential crisis, twice
2019 brain
Isn’t 2020 just 1 long existential crisis?
Only twice?
2021: His journey is done
@@BearmanBob and a very sad moment for all
As a civil engineer I really appreciate the due diligence done protecting our fellow smashers
Anthony Paone Ditto that! Are you an ASCE member? If so, what region?
Alex Warner Pittsburgh
Lol like any highly educated drafter ever put himself in a potentially hazardous situation on the one job site a month he visits
Anthony Paone Cool. Washington state here.
As an aspiring electrician I love this.
I love that he can't say "I need to see where Donkey Kong pees." with a straight face. Like, you see in the bloopers that he keeps laughing when he says it, but it's funnier to know that he couldn't still eventually say it without smiling.
You should have used form 1910 for general industry standard for most of the stages, however 1926 is fine for the ones that have construction going on.
This series is basically if Game Theory was funny
E.M.I Yo I just kinda thought of that too. Even better here cause he's not only limiting himself to sciencey stuff. And not a lot of assumption making
This wasn’t funny
The_imfamous Jason Humor is subjective, I think it goes without saying that when I say something is funny it’s my opinion.
But hey, that's just a theory...
Tru
"It's almost as if it was designed to be a safe place for people to fight in."
Cracked me up.
No mentioning the fact that the ceiling lights can just fall on top of you in Boxing Ring.
@@saifuusuri "construction worker's" fault
@@saifuusuri still originally designed to be safe. It's just bad. still better than an ocean of fucking acid though.
@@saifuusuri I was going to mention that because I used to do lighting, but if they can break a few chains then it doesn't matter if the rig was hung properly.
i just imagine brian having all the knowledge from the unraveled videos, what is he storing it for???
to fight god
for complete and total wold domination. and figuring out what kirby is
Put a wet floor sign, anywhere, and I will let it slide.
Pun intended?
Disect the Animal Crossing economy. Why are bugs worth so much money? In relation to the US economy, how much more or less are resources, and which resources are under or overly valued?
I second this.
I third this
I fourth this
i fifth this
I sixth this
Objectively rate every block in minecraft
Patcat127 or who are the best villagers to trade w/ what’s the best mob sound
@@k_e_r_b_e nah, best villagers is already a thing, plus, that's useful, yknow?
this is a terrible idea. it’s perfect, and i love it.
*brown bricks*
Sort every single block by monetary value
13:45 Missed opportunity to say "For Masahiro's Sakur-EYES only".
1) you can disable hazards, so they at least made a step toward safety
2) all stages have a flat variation, which is another step toward getting rid of alot of these violations
3) Ultimate isn't the first iteration of this series so all non-new stages count as "repeated"...probably
OSHA man
please submit your plans to protect your hands when repairing ceiling fans
OSHA man
the voyage to the workers' comp office is a real trip
OSHA man
the rust on this van can't be bribed away, fam
it's choking up in first, it's a scam
OSHA man
Well now that song is in my head all day lol. Well done on the lyric swap!
Did you write this? It's great.
Thanks, I hate it
@Jasiel Rosas Almeida stop
We have a winner, everyone else can go home.
Now we just need the rest of the lyrics
Every war crime in call of duty
That's pretty much a let's play of the franchise.
*remember, no Russian*
MAKE THIS HAPPEN
Welcome to part 4 of 17 today we're just going to cover violations of the section of the Geneva Convention that states...
That would be way too depressing
I want to know everyone who co-wrote this masterpiece by name
8:20 "There on a live race track. All of the things are moving."
Lol
List all 800+ Pokemon based off of how good of pets they'd be. I'll throw you a bone, Rockruff is number one
Boi Litwick is a cute candle. What more could you want. Losing your soul is a small price to pay for that cutie
nah spoink
No
@@ekrixart I like what he just said.
You kidding? Furret is clearly the best pet
Go through the main protagonists/antagonists of every Final Fantasy game and figure out who's morning routine takes the longest to get that hair on point.
this idea made me crack up, thank you.
That sounds like a daunting yet intriguing idea for a video.
Honestly, it's Cloud pretty heavily, he's the only one where his hair is specifically, even in modern graphics (i.e. Dissidia), modeled to be totally nuts. The worst anyone else gets is a fairly specific style, I can't imagine someone like Squall maintains it to that degree.
Lightning might beat him in terms of overall time and money spent rather than morning routine time, though. That is a lot of hair to keep up a permanent dye job on, and I think a complex haircut is doing most of the heavy lifting in the hairstyle department.
@@EinDose I mean, I know Cloud IS probably the right answer... But, I did say antagonists as well, so... uh... Seymour?
Maybe I was wrong focusing on just the hair? Maybe the better question is just the more generic and simple, "Which Final Fantasy character's morning routine takes the longest?" Some of those peeps have so many straps, buttons, and layers, that must take a good 10-15 minutes right there.
I took the osha class for construction safety. He is right in how dense that book is, the ENITRE thing is that confusingly specific. Also the fact that I know EXACTLY why he is so excited that he gets to talk about ladder safety because he found a ladder (there is a huge section about ladders which we talked a lot about in the class)
I really like the idea of this OSHA inspector not being fazed by a single outrageouse and impossible thing that happens on a Smash bros stage but would not hesitate a second to write up several Violations the instant he sees them.
Just for the record, Boxing Ring is also in violation of OSHA. According to 1926.855(f) (the manual removal of floors), "when floor arches are being removed, employees shall not be allowed in the area directly underneath, and such an area shall be barricaded to prevent access to it." In Boxing Ring, there is an arch hanging directly above the ring where the fighters will most often be located, and it can be easily destroyed and knocked down onto our poor boys. Violation. We can then see how Boxing Ring is not "the only stage that is OSHA compliant," as Brian seems to claim in his exposé. Nonetheless, this is a very important video for the labor rights of all of our favorite magical combatants.
The employees are the ones double-twist-back-flip kicking that bitch down.
Omg lol I was thinking about that
Nice work
I'm glad someone else noticed
Ah, but that particular arch is only destroyed by combatants, making it destruction of property or vandalism on their part. Does that still count?
This man is a goddamn gift to Polygon.
When God taketh away a McElroy
He gives us a Brian David Gilbert.
He throws a Brian David Gilbert through the window
@@kelliandonnelly102 and then the pieces of the glass Gilbert broke became weed, and Gilbert smoke all of they, becoming the man we have today
I only wish it were equal. Imagine if we got two Brians when the McElroys left. It would have been glorious.
Now I want BDG to guest star on The Adventure Zone
Yeah but this was one BDG step forward and two McElroy steps back. They still need one more
"I need to know where Donkey Kong pees."
-Brian David Gilbert.
From my understanding, the lack of blood sport implies that osha does not care about keeping deathly facilities up to code.
_"So I'd expect there to be paperwork if any of the gym members get injured. Unfortunately, _*_all of the gym members get injured."_*
For some reason this is my favourite line in the whole video.
It's the delivery, I swear. That eloquent speech and calm demeanor, coupled with the slight alarm in the last half, just... yes. Perfection.
My favorite is "There is a large ape. Again, I couldn't categorize it, but I know it shouldn't have been there!"
I was expecting him to be like:
"Now I can let bygones be bygones, and OSHA doesn't need to hear about this. All you have to do, is put Waluigi in as a playable fighter..."
this is the comment i was looking for
Here's an idea: what is the economy of Animal Crossing? Like, is a plain garden weed worth THAT much?!?
I don't know if you still want the answer, but I always assumed that they paid you for getting rid of it as opposed to the actual object (like recycling). Maybe the island really invests a lot in sustainability.
@@emmanuelavalos6820 if so, why would they pay you for recycling things like flowers which can boost tourism or things like iron that would e better used on the island to make houses. also, I don't think a business man with a heart made of stone would care about recycling.
@@ziggyaustin2260 I think they do it because that's the general policy. If you forget that video game logic of daily rewards, nook miles is also another policy designed to incentivise residents to take better care of the island and have a fun time as well. And I do agree Tom Nook definitely looks at the business side of things (though lore implies he is learning to ease up on that), it's entirely possible that he just saw the policy as profitable and put it in place.
As for the case with the flowers, those do have their own value as a product, so I imagine that's why they have a price (if you aren't referring to the weeds in this case)
unraveled has ended, if you didn't know already
I feel your pain BDG, I had to go through the OHSA (Canada's acronym literally just swaps the words) handbook recently when I became a certified member of my health and safety committee at work. God, it is such a slog
Slight problem: OSHA has no jurisdiction in Japan. RIP
Explains why Godzilla is allowed to level Tokyo every ten years.
Nintendo has a division in the US. This sounds like an interesting legal problem which I am not qualified or willing to decipher. Unlike Brian, I am not willing to read any amount of legal regulations.
Right but it's fair to say he couldn't get a Japanese version of their rules and then translate them for us. Going with an American equivalent is good enough for comedy.
And osha is more relatable because most his audience is likely american, simply because youtube.
That only covers Mementos. OSHA has jurisdiction over every other stage, however.
Spoiler:Well this means reading the workplace safety laws in Japan,but that's after you know how to read the language.
can you give me a comprehensive analysis of the hierarchy of Mario enemies? from Bowser all the way down to Goomba, I want to know who gets paid most, who’s getting the best healthcare benefits, and who you would choose as Employee of the Month.
Best request ive seen yet
this!
Yes!
Bump
are the goombas unionised?
Petition for Nintendo to make a smash stage with a toilet so we can finally have the answer to the long asked question. Where does donkey Kong pee
Brian: "We're not talking hard hats, we're talking the stages themselves."
Also Brian: "How hard is it to put a harness on someone?"
Come with me 🎵 and you’ll see 🎶 a wooorld of osha violations 🎵🎶🎵
Okay ii thought this came from this video, where did it come from??? My brain is lying to me and it's making me very concerned!
NotInOrder I’m pretty sure it was a matpat thing but i could be wrong lmao
@@notinorder9630 it's from willy wonka
Matpat did a osha violation video on willy wonka and the chocolate factory
the song is from the original willy wonka movie, look up "come with me, and you'll see, a world of pure imagination"
My biology teacher said that we couldn't use our own blood for a blood lab because it violates OSHA regulations. She asked us what OSHA was, and I knew because of this video.
Really? In Physiology we tested our own blood types... Oddly enough, most everyone was A+
@@ShoulderMonster Were they Asians?
We tested ours in 9th grade but our teacher told us they were potential hazardous waste (in case one of us had hepatitis or something) and made a point of disposing of them safely.
French Soldier Racist humor isn’t funny~
@@rainingcomplete3018 When you do it knowing the stereotype is wrong and have no ill will to it, yes it is
I like the idea that the Dark and Light bossfight is subject to being raided by cops at any given moment since it’s still technically an underground fight ring
I binged every single one of his polygon videos (and normal videos), I forgot about him for a couple months but now I am back to delve into this insanity once again
It's the absurd specificity and lazer-focusing of Game Theory, but without all the bad! Thank you, Brian of Polygon
The bad being matpat's awful jokes
@@nbrickey7272 Honestly, at least Brian knows that his calculations and reasoning are bullshit sometimes. Not to diss Game Theory but if this was a GT video matpat would be serious about the violations and act like everything said was based entirely in fact. I love both Brian and GT (mostly) but Unraveled is possibly my favourite youtube series right now.
GameTheory really went down the drain huh
aguy654 yes. I like Brian's character way more.
aguy654 I find your reply too smug to acknowledge.
Death: Walks into the room
OSHA: that broken glass on the floor is a violation, it could kill someone
Exactly
“Bro, my purpose is to kill what do you expect?”
OSHA: "For you to follow the law. Now prepare to get sued."
Congrats BDG, you are now qualified to be an OSHA rep on almost any work site
Dude he reads so much for each assignment. Thats pretty awesome, but also intimidating. Like this is way beyond 75 books a year.
I love how they don’t have the team do the research and then spoon feed him what to say. You can tell he actually sits down and does all of this himself and it makes it a million times better. Thanks, Polygon, for making Brian suffer ❤️
I bet he has help on some of them though. Because some of them seem like an absolutly gargantuane amount of research to do. Though maybe not considering he spent like a year reading halo novels.
Spenser I think Pat is listed as writer at least once or twice, or at least mentions writing for it
@@jordananderson3588 that could be bits though but honestly idk
Elizabeth Powell At the end of the day imo it doesn’t matter much. It’s funny as hell and that’s what’s important
Wish more people asked themselves: Am I safe to smash?
Always check with your doctor to make sure you're safe to smash.
@@Anthropoid3 "I was about to smash, but I thought to myself 'Am I safe to smash?' So I checked with my doctor and now I'm always safe to smash. Remember kids, if you are unsure if you are safe to smash, check with a doctor. Always try to avoid Smash Rash."
@@I_was_a_Bullfrog Another way to protect yourself from Smash Rash™ is by wearing protection.
@@I_was_a_Bullfrog *_SMASH RASH_*
5:07 BDG is visibly trying not to laugh
I am here watching the older unraveled's after the final one.
This dude was polygons financial plan the newest got 52 k this has 3.7 Millon