I wasted 3 weeks of my life finding Castlevania's hottest monster | Unraveled

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  • Опубликовано: 16 май 2024
  • Castlevania's bestiary is terrifyingly large. In this Unraveled, Brian David Gilbert tries, multiple times, to understand the monstrosity of Dracula's domain, and ends up with something strangely hot.
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  • @megslug
    @megslug 5 лет назад +13158

    this really is just a 15min long video of bdg exposing his kinks to the world huh

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 4 года назад +550

      After griffin's vore kink I think most of us are numb to it

    • @juwebles4352
      @juwebles4352 4 года назад +426

      Hyena with gun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @sapphire4310
      @sapphire4310 4 года назад +246

      looks like he loves muscly dudes

    • @rainarain_2470
      @rainarain_2470 4 года назад +9

      @@juwebles4352 ppp0

    • @garrettbates9124
      @garrettbates9124 4 года назад +265

      As well as showing how bisexual he is

  • @jitespol1795
    @jitespol1795 5 лет назад +14995

    They come from real mythology.
    *10 minutes later*
    Hyena With Gun.

    • @ianbyrne465
      @ianbyrne465 4 года назад +598

      That’s my mythology

    • @arandompieceofinternettras6461
      @arandompieceofinternettras6461 4 года назад +318

      Ian Byrne
      *religion

    • @edo7ensei390
      @edo7ensei390 4 года назад +379

      That hyena can GET IT

    • @WadeTheWilsonTV
      @WadeTheWilsonTV 4 года назад +157

      What, you never heard of the legendary Big Bang Hyena of Saskatoon? Read a book, bruh!

    • @fickminne
      @fickminne 4 года назад +38

      The hyenamonsters are part of the Were monsters.. And those exist in several folklores around the globe..

  • @jodyjansa3207
    @jodyjansa3207 2 года назад +2311

    “I’m going to throw myself into the sea”
    “Who chooses to be born? … who chooses?”
    I don’t think BDG was okay 😂

    • @allinairhanson6886
      @allinairhanson6886 Год назад +46

      if you ever thought he was okay then you haven't watched a single one of his videos
      "unraveled" is less about the media being unraveled and more about BDG being untraveled.

    • @ExtraVictory
      @ExtraVictory Год назад +45

      @@allinairhanson6886 you don't have to insult the guy, I'm sure he's traveled plenty

    • @Stardust20741
      @Stardust20741 День назад

      “I don’t need any more req to be afraid of myself in the mirror. 5:40

  • @TheBurkissWay
    @TheBurkissWay 2 года назад +1842

    Fun fact: outside of BDG's Brendan Fraser joke, mummies do have a strong history in sexiness. Many of the earliest mummy novels were about male Egyptologists reviving the spirits of sexy Egyptian queens. In some respects, the mummy as resurrected exotic temptress was the more prevalent trope until Universal made the Boris Karloff movie in 1932.

  • @fidget0227
    @fidget0227 4 года назад +3945

    Brian saying “Anything unique can be sexy” is a lack of self-awareness of his own entire existence it’s adorable

    • @Draukagrissah
      @Draukagrissah 4 года назад +142

      *Adorkable

    • @chasedalton6579
      @chasedalton6579 4 года назад +323

      I can't tell if you're arguing that BDG isn't sexy or if you're saying he doesn't know he's sexy but either way you're very wrong.

    • @buddyboog6661
      @buddyboog6661 4 года назад +181

      Anyone that I talk to does not understand the pure adoration I feel for this man, he is pure perfection and I will scream about it from the rooftops

    • @user-oy6hk1gn7l
      @user-oy6hk1gn7l 4 года назад +42

      @@buddyboog6661 He is the soul reason that I now have a thing for moustaches

    • @andrewoxford1322
      @andrewoxford1322 4 года назад +14

      @@chasedalton6579 wait, so he knows he's sexy??

  • @charlie6658
    @charlie6658 3 года назад +11761

    “...they come from real mythology and folklore”
    ah yes, my favorite mythological creature, Hyena With Gun

    • @loginyes3745
      @loginyes3745 3 года назад +513

      Have you not heard the legend of hyena with gun

    • @smugumin3448
      @smugumin3448 3 года назад +304

      I mean, have you ever seen a hyena with a gun in real life?

    • @loginyes3745
      @loginyes3745 3 года назад +52

      @@smugumin3448 yes, and it was very nice.

    • @darroth42
      @darroth42 3 года назад +103

      That's some texas-ass folklore right there, my friend.

    • @aarondawal9037
      @aarondawal9037 3 года назад +30

      Maybe it's just a furry with a rifle

  • @SamanthaLaurier
    @SamanthaLaurier Год назад +845

    But I WANT the hour-long lecture on mythology

  • @vicentefernandez9084
    @vicentefernandez9084 Год назад +565

    People rave about BDG's "natural hotness", but ain't nothing misterious about it. The man knows how to properly use the word "myriad". I would marry this man in a second.

  • @ControleDois
    @ControleDois 5 лет назад +15100

    1 HOUR VIDEO OR RIOT

    • @paulofigado
      @paulofigado 5 лет назад +58

      Você por aqui?

    • @brug6110
      @brug6110 5 лет назад +294

      Ill cry if he does and if he doesnt

    • @FlorescentInk
      @FlorescentInk 5 лет назад +162

      1 HOUR VIDEO OR RIOT

    • @chago5624
      @chago5624 5 лет назад +46

      Y E S

    • @IchiHishi
      @IchiHishi 5 лет назад +10

      Peraí, Controle Dois. Vá devaaaaaaar, homi... uauahuhuahuah

  • @disabster
    @disabster 3 года назад +3314

    "If someone comes up to me and introduces themself to me as Duke Mirage, my pants are already off."
    -Brian David Gillbert

    • @charlieannwexler8441
      @charlieannwexler8441 3 года назад +66

      Honestly mood

    • @MrFlip2247
      @MrFlip2247 3 года назад +86

      I hope someone meets him at a con and does this

    • @mushroom5606
      @mushroom5606 3 года назад +10

      me

    • @mrvaporiz
      @mrvaporiz 3 года назад +14

      This was a mood

    • @joeyfromschool
      @joeyfromschool 3 года назад +25

      Safety Fan a Bureaucratic Wunderkind, The Lewd Improvisation-Man, Brian David Gilbert

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 2 года назад +163

    "Alucard is Dracula backwards, he calls himself Alucard because he's the opposite of Dracula" is the Castlevanian pledge of allegiance.

  • @leviathxns
    @leviathxns 2 года назад +447

    I've seen this video probably 6 times and every time I forget what the scientifically proven top sexiest monster is
    It's like the Halo video, it leaves my brain as soon as I watch it
    Still love it tho

  • @joshuapama7371
    @joshuapama7371 5 лет назад +4049

    "man beast comes in two forms: _twink_ and _twUNK"_
    IM SCRREAMinG

    • @havocspiral
      @havocspiral 4 года назад +7

      im just hoshin.u
      _twuNK_

    • @settixfire4592
      @settixfire4592 3 года назад +4

      I literally read this comment as he was saying this(Yes I am a year in the future, no it is not going well)

    • @jameswilcox511
      @jameswilcox511 3 года назад +12

      I looked away for a few moments at that point so was Googling 'castlevania twink and twunk' before I realized that... there was no possible way that was the actual name of the monsters...

  • @morganward2361
    @morganward2361 4 года назад +7428

    Every time I watch one of these videos I can only think about “that polygon twink has gotten too powerful”

    • @addsend
      @addsend 4 года назад +60

      Omg yes

    • @guwon1864
      @guwon1864 4 года назад +149

      twink man has become powerful

    • @Flowtail
      @Flowtail 4 года назад +338

      i disrespectfully disagree, Brian David Gilbert, Safety Fan and Wunderkin, can never be too powerful

    • @imeantherearethedarktownsy5210
      @imeantherearethedarktownsy5210 4 года назад +34

      run whïle you still can

    • @heliveruscalion9124
      @heliveruscalion9124 4 года назад +99

      @@Flowtail Beurocratic Wunderkind*

  • @Jeevesie1988
    @Jeevesie1988 Год назад +144

    I love that after several years I can watch this again and find new joyous moments, like Brian almost cracking up when he says "Twink and Twunk" but the camera cutting JUST in time.

    • @countcain
      @countcain 7 месяцев назад +8

      He was just way too proud of that line 😂

    • @bees4106
      @bees4106 4 месяца назад +6

      5:45

  • @spillfish4327
    @spillfish4327 8 месяцев назад +57

    It’s been 4 years and “that hyena can GET it” is still the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

  • @gabrielblanchard3921
    @gabrielblanchard3921 3 года назад +3563

    There are other parts I laugh a lot harder at, but the raw power of saying "In the Japanese version, he's called 'Soccer Boy!'" and then giving *no follow-up explanation whatsoever* is probably the thing I admire most here

    • @detectivesky6123
      @detectivesky6123 2 года назад +39

      do you want context, because i can give context-

    • @pinkusdean1178
      @pinkusdean1178 2 года назад +19

      @@detectivesky6123 yes please!

    • @detectivesky6123
      @detectivesky6123 2 года назад +163

      @@pinkusdean1178 Yorick kicks around its severed skull like a soccer ball

    • @jannickesselink3912
      @jannickesselink3912 2 года назад +36

      @@detectivesky6123 huh.... i liked just soccer boy more

    • @juliereno4873
      @juliereno4873 2 года назад +31

      There was also a famous Japanese racehorse in the 80s named Soccer Boy; maybe that has something to do with it?

  • @elid6577
    @elid6577 5 лет назад +5851

    “i really do think we should include hyena with gun.” this is the funniest sentence i have ever heard

    • @redshepherd32
      @redshepherd32 5 лет назад +238

      "I'm not naming my son nairb" is a close second for me

    • @cornerficus4513
      @cornerficus4513 5 лет назад +117

      Hyena with gun, nairb, and just being reminded of the skyrim episode are worth watching this video alone

    • @jennyinutil2018
      @jennyinutil2018 5 лет назад +122

      Also "that hyena can GET IT"

    • @Snorkyuu
      @Snorkyuu 5 лет назад +2

      Time stamp PLEASE

    • @sand__witch
      @sand__witch 5 лет назад +65

      @@Snorkyuu 12:05 for hyena with gun and 11:34 for Nairb.
      BONUS: 5:46 for twink and twunk.

  • @likeapro4242
    @likeapro4242 Год назад +71

    I feel like the suggestion of picking the hottest character was less of a reasonable suggestion and more of a panicked idea so that Brian wouldn’t jump into the ocean

  • @rhinopoley
    @rhinopoley 2 года назад +62

    “Castlevania: Jazz Solo of Difficult Talks”
    This sounds like a weirdly themed self-help audiobook

  • @Pomudachi
    @Pomudachi 4 года назад +4003

    *I WANT THAT HOUR LONG MYTHOLOGY LECTURE RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN!*

  • @heathenpotato
    @heathenpotato 2 года назад +5261

    “...born from the ground where hanged men bleed” honestly sounds like a Hozier lyric, which is further proof that Alura Une is, in fact, the sexiest Castlevania monster.

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 2 года назад +79

      Absolutely a Hozier lyric

    • @ZBreezee-nb2rl
      @ZBreezee-nb2rl 2 года назад +40

      Absolutely a Lust Flower that needs to *Consume Human Flesh*

    • @insanitygaming1526
      @insanitygaming1526 2 года назад +40

      Incorrect we all know it to be hyena with a gun

    • @emilysmith2965
      @emilysmith2965 2 года назад +48

      If the heavens ever did speak, she’s the last true mouthpiece… every Sunday’s getting more bleak, from the ground where hanged men bleed….
      TAKE ME TO CHURCH

    • @nickcariglio8228
      @nickcariglio8228 2 года назад +19

      It also works as part of a fresh prince of theme song parody.

  • @SamanthaLaurier
    @SamanthaLaurier Год назад +24

    The Ukoback is literally just "I got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it?"

  • @abigail4569
    @abigail4569 Год назад +27

    Me facing the smallest of challenges every day: "I am going to throw myself into the sea" (1:10)

  • @EmIdc
    @EmIdc 3 года назад +2107

    5:46 “man beast comes in two forms, twink and twunk” so you with and without a mustache

    • @insertcheesypunhere
      @insertcheesypunhere 3 года назад +27

      um
      twink and daddy

    • @soullesstomato1669
      @soullesstomato1669 3 года назад +7

      which one is twink and which one is twunk

    • @EmIdc
      @EmIdc 3 года назад +21

      @@soullesstomato1669 twink is without stache

    • @mayochupenjoyer
      @mayochupenjoyer 3 года назад +2

      I DIED at that

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 3 года назад +21

      Twunk Brian is the sleazy bed salesman BDG from the buy my bed video.

  • @gregorychizhikov5587
    @gregorychizhikov5587 3 года назад +5253

    Alternative title: Brian talks about his fetishes for fifteen minutes straight

    • @eiaboca1
      @eiaboca1 3 года назад +79

      Who knew he was a feeder?

    • @sweesbees
      @sweesbees 2 года назад +127

      he’s not into toilet stuff though

    • @TheZanzibarMan
      @TheZanzibarMan 2 года назад +47

      We could have had an hour of this...

    • @Brainwashed101
      @Brainwashed101 2 года назад +18

      @@eiaboca1 I guess I have to watch it, since the "Bone Dragon" thing led me to think he was somehow pro-ana

    • @elijahdage5523
      @elijahdage5523 2 года назад +80

      1. Bones
      2. Lizards
      3. Names
      4. Candles
      5. Mushroom

  • @mandalorianmanic9525
    @mandalorianmanic9525 Год назад +21

    Coming back here after a few years and still haunted by the chaos that was Markiplier's Smash/Pass of the Pokedex, and suddenly I want Mark to do the same to the Castlevania bestiary...

  • @straebaseborn983
    @straebaseborn983 2 года назад +31

    Polygon please, after watching Brian's final video with you, my fervent desire for the full lecture has only been stoked by Brian's adorkable snippet of the full Castlevania video. As a mythology enthusiast, the concept of hearing Brian David Gilbert calmly and snarkily discuss the origins of these creatures intrigues me. I beseech you to edit and release the full breakdown, as you would not even require new footage.
    Sincerely,
    A fan

  • @abigbagofskittles9023
    @abigbagofskittles9023 5 лет назад +2109

    Discard all of the monsters. You, Brian, are the sexiest

    • @jcs6387
      @jcs6387 5 лет назад +86

      And make no mistake, Brian is, in fact, a sex monster.

    • @GoodVibes-nn6gb
      @GoodVibes-nn6gb 5 лет назад +33

      Ezra Lynch Ah Yes, im gay for that

    • @camit5153
      @camit5153 5 лет назад +4

      Ezra Lynch This is the truth.

    • @melodyfuri1004
      @melodyfuri1004 5 лет назад +22

      But hes to unique so he doesnt fit the criteria

    • @aneggsandwich
      @aneggsandwich 5 лет назад +3

      He can GET IT

  • @catriziacat1756
    @catriziacat1756 4 года назад +2337

    While I do trust him... I love mythology and facts and I want to see that hour long video

    • @mikehenderson7907
      @mikehenderson7907 4 года назад +102

      I thought the same with the 8 hour Pokérap video...

    • @wmskemdke
      @wmskemdke 4 года назад +7

      same

    • @tinseltina
      @tinseltina 4 года назад +61

      at the very least its something to play in the background while doing something else

    • @kasparschwandt453
      @kasparschwandt453 4 года назад +11

      YES PLEASE

    • @fireycircus
      @fireycircus 4 года назад +6

      Me too

  • @inferno7892
    @inferno7892 Год назад +11

    "Castlevania: Minuet of difficult talks with your father"
    "Aw dude I love that one!"

  • @millie6621
    @millie6621 Год назад +16

    Love how one of the monsters we're 'considering' dating is literally called the "Twink variety"

  • @josephkilker6154
    @josephkilker6154 5 лет назад +2377

    "The man beast comes in two forms, twink and twunk"

    • @benjamingreenwood7370
      @benjamingreenwood7370 5 лет назад +30

      All the best man beasts are twinks and twunks.

    • @josephkilker6154
      @josephkilker6154 5 лет назад +16

      @@benjamingreenwood7370 all man beasts are the best man beasts

    • @bowlofpasta8846
      @bowlofpasta8846 5 лет назад +19

      Brian Gilbert comes in two forms, twink and twunk

    • @NathanATaylor
      @NathanATaylor 5 лет назад +4

      He is always twink untill ots time to twunk 😂😂😂

    • @petermarsella6537
      @petermarsella6537 5 лет назад +9

      Did you know that the twunks have twinks? And the thwomps have thwimps?

  • @beanstalk7426
    @beanstalk7426 5 лет назад +1171

    Hello again, Brian. I have come to you once more to provide 3 reasons for why you should consider calculating the amount of calories Kirby has consumed since 1992 (Dream Land).
    1) Like most of your videos, this topic would address one of the most perplexing elements of video games: the caloric content of every single character, item, and inhale-able object across every installment of the Kirby franchise.
    2) Determining these numbers would allow you to track which games provide the most calories for Kirby and what his metabolic rate might be. If you can determine this, you might be able to explain how he can absorb objects while still being able to retain his perfect form.
    3) This final reason is most of all important. On this day 27 years ago, on April 27th, 1992, our pink lord and lovely savior came into being. Your video would not only be a belated appeasement to an all-consuming god, but it would be the only proper gesture of recompense.
    I write this for your safety, Brian. You are a treasure, invaluable to your viewers and the wider game culture you contribute to. However, I fear you are in danger of the Pink One’s beautiful wrath. In the event that you miss (or ignore) this entreatment, I will post it in every Unraveled video.
    Your lowly subscriber,
    Jack
    P.S. The final-final reason is that I have Kirby's phone number.

    • @snugglyhedgehog
      @snugglyhedgehog 5 лет назад +12

      Jack Brady good luck jack

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 5 лет назад +14

      Brian he has The Number. Brian give him what he wants. He has The Number Brian you don’t want to be responsible for the Pink One’s wrath

    • @Cat-de2xc
      @Cat-de2xc 4 года назад

      This is the best comment I've seen under these videos so far

    • @spottedpelt1256
      @spottedpelt1256 4 года назад +3

      i would ask game theory, since brian doesnt so much calculate as he does make like, videos that focus more on like literature as opposed to math

    • @folks3864
      @folks3864 4 года назад

      We wish you luck, jack.

  • @Zen_rebel
    @Zen_rebel Год назад +9

    I’d love to think that this video inspired Brian to make his Halloween covers; you cannot tell me this video didn’t prepare him for the truly genius lyricism that is “Whether you’re a banshee or whether you’re a banshee” lmao

  • @seth-tanner
    @seth-tanner 2 года назад +9

    Honestly think it would have been hilarious for them to release an April Fool’s video that claimed to be the hour long mythology lecture but was just 62 minutes of literal nothing.

  • @aangsstaff4174
    @aangsstaff4174 5 лет назад +2545

    Please do most to least edible Pokémon you don’t even have to include ghost and poison type Pokémon

    • @davidmorgan758
      @davidmorgan758 5 лет назад +81

      Semaj Patterson I hope he does this so much. Tbh I just need to know if I can eat Mr. Mime

    • @aangsstaff4174
      @aangsstaff4174 5 лет назад +10

      David Morgan exactly

    • @livingoctopus
      @livingoctopus 5 лет назад +9

      David Morgan I can and if not my desire to live will allow me to succeed

    • @Qwertyuiop-lg7ko
      @Qwertyuiop-lg7ko 5 лет назад +1

      We eat Jellyfish and Fugu

    • @jvbon646
      @jvbon646 5 лет назад +5

      Top 5 would be Vanillite, Vanillish, Vaniluxe, Swirlix and Slurpuff

  • @sapphiremaplehayden884
    @sapphiremaplehayden884 4 года назад +1806

    WE 👏DESERVE 👏A 👏HR👏 LONG 👏SO👏 CALLED👏 "HORRIBLE BORING"👏 VIDEO

    • @KageNekoSamax
      @KageNekoSamax 4 года назад +33

      We need that footage now!

    • @toaster4193
      @toaster4193 4 года назад

      @@theartistformidablyknownas3807 please speak basic english

    • @jjef8706
      @jjef8706 4 года назад +2

      @@toaster4193 what happened hete

    • @jjef8706
      @jjef8706 4 года назад +1

      Here

    • @toaster4193
      @toaster4193 4 года назад +2

      @@theartistformidablyknownas3807 "You annoying me delete" does not sound like english my man. What even was the context here?

  • @hyenagamer200
    @hyenagamer200 2 года назад +10

    he excluded werewolves because if he did it would have been an instant #1

  • @Orangekid65
    @Orangekid65 Год назад +9

    10:58
    Maybe if it fucked Patrick he would change his mind.

  • @admiralofcuteness
    @admiralofcuteness 4 года назад +2509

    Hey, don't ditch the necromancers! They've literally got romance in their name!

    • @lackofcreativity4829
      @lackofcreativity4829 4 года назад +37

      Ah yes the nec romance is legendary

    • @999murimdumplings
      @999murimdumplings 4 года назад +40

      Barry "the lover" Bluejeans is a necromancer and he deserves better than this

    • @TheDonutMan3000
      @TheDonutMan3000 4 года назад +15

      Gimme that *_necc_*

    • @temporaltoast9692
      @temporaltoast9692 4 года назад +5

      Necro romance!
      *Call the police!*

    • @yurigouveawagner9432
      @yurigouveawagner9432 4 года назад +21

      "necro" "mancers"?? more like "neck" "romancers". don't kink shame them! they just like hickeys

  • @Feltorum
    @Feltorum 3 года назад +1884

    My title is: “Overture of Anxiety”
    My sibling’s title is: “Sonata of Depression”

    • @emeryjem
      @emeryjem 3 года назад +33

      I'm overture of depression 🤣🤣🤣

    • @magiciansapprentice9230
      @magiciansapprentice9230 3 года назад +43

      Hey all, "recitative of difficult talks with your father" here!

    • @AnUnfortunatePotato
      @AnUnfortunatePotato 3 года назад +15

      Funky, also Overture of Anxiety!

    • @RCSDominoToppling
      @RCSDominoToppling 3 года назад +15

      Minuet of Sadness. It's a little too accurate and I feel personally attacked, lol.

    • @shreyanshkumar8680
      @shreyanshkumar8680 3 года назад +23

      I'm Jazz solo of Anxiety xD

  • @benjaminacuna8013
    @benjaminacuna8013 2 года назад +4

    This man can talk about anything this level of charisma is next level

  • @zuke3438
    @zuke3438 Год назад +5

    Castlevania: Congregation of Anxiety
    Sounds about right

  • @MiniMii550
    @MiniMii550 3 года назад +1378

    Hey Brian, now that we're in quarantine and people are losing their minds with nothing to do, how about you reconsider uploading that hour long Castlevania video about all the monsters?

    • @Albatross0913
      @Albatross0913 3 года назад +91

      i really really want that. in brian's own words, "we could all use a distraction sometimes"

    • @lexplays7464
      @lexplays7464 3 года назад +9

      Yes please

    • @toster387
      @toster387 3 года назад +8

      this ages poorly lmao

    • @manicfreeman8861
      @manicfreeman8861 3 года назад +5

      @@toster387 I came back here to see if anyone would say that lol

    • @lokosoko
      @lokosoko 3 года назад

      oh nooooooooo

  • @aidansilber2028
    @aidansilber2028 3 года назад +1551

    If I ever meet Brian in real life I'm gonna say "Hey I'm Duke Mirage."

  • @chrystletebo3248
    @chrystletebo3248 Год назад +1

    You’re really funny and all the work you do to make these videos is worth it. Everyday that i watch your videos is a great day.

  • @arrowpride5468
    @arrowpride5468 2 года назад +8

    Oh to be Brian, free of the understanding that trolls need to be on the "already fetishized" list.

  • @elennacruz9697
    @elennacruz9697 5 лет назад +2397

    Local man explains pansexuality (2018), colorized

    • @MiseFreisin
      @MiseFreisin 5 лет назад +5

      Elenna Cruz bad bot

    • @elennacruz9697
      @elennacruz9697 5 лет назад +50

      @@MiseFreisin Thanks for reminding me that I have 320 likes

    • @seleenshadowpaw3012
      @seleenshadowpaw3012 5 лет назад +32

      i think with most castlevania monsters you need to delve into omnisexuality, pan doesn't cover half of it :_D

    • @seleenshadowpaw3012
      @seleenshadowpaw3012 5 лет назад +15

      ​@@burgers4alvn393 it is though, and clearly defined by psychology, sociology and, idk, the hundreds of thousands of people identifying as it. Good for you to have an opinion, but 'because i think it should be like that' never was a convincing argument.
      Also, omnisexuality is something entirely different as well and describes a general objectivity and openeness to all kinds of sexualities, genders and paraphilias.
      It was a joke because of all the furries, animals and zombies in the list. Whooossshhh.
      And not to blow your neatly categorized and readily comprehensible mind, but theres also stuff like Demisexual, which as pansexual, is completely indifferent to actual gender and biological sex, but instead of potentially considering everyone, potentially considers no one except people with very specific criteria, be it physical, behavioural or even something as simple as a large portion of overlapping kinks and fetishes.
      It's great that you think you have the whole thing worked out, and for yourself that may be, but things like that keep evolving, exponentially quickly in our day and age. And if you prefer your neatly binary view with bisexuality shoved somewhere in the middle, do that, but spare yourself the humiliation by publicly preaching it and trying to convince people otherwise by basically just repeating "Because i feel that way"

    • @quynhpham7549
      @quynhpham7549 5 лет назад

      Lmao

  • @bigbadblob
    @bigbadblob 5 лет назад +2733

    Now do which Kirby enemy would taste the best.

    • @AllisonIsLivid
      @AllisonIsLivid 5 лет назад +41

      Oh HECK!

    • @juneguts
      @juneguts 5 лет назад +25

      wOAH

    • @whoisspark3281
      @whoisspark3281 5 лет назад +62

      there are more kirby enemies than castlevania enemies it would take a month to do

    • @AllisonIsLivid
      @AllisonIsLivid 5 лет назад +108

      Not if you cut out the ones that don't taste good.

    • @Lunam_D._Roger
      @Lunam_D._Roger 5 лет назад +7

      This is genius.

  • @beatrizklotz8183
    @beatrizklotz8183 2 месяца назад +1

    Years later, BDG unraveled videos are the videos i go tl when i just need somethig to chill to or a fun video to fall asleep
    I know every word and joke, but i still laugh at them. They're just comfort food videos like that

  • @TheDMJoel
    @TheDMJoel 2 года назад +3

    The people deserve the hour long cut. Give us what we need

  • @OkamiSykan
    @OkamiSykan 3 года назад +2733

    Probably gonna get lost in the comments, but I wanted to show appreciation for the fact that Brian pronounced "Chile", "Mapuche" and "Chon Chon" correctly and represented them really well what with their metamorphosed head leaving their body behind as they fly. As a Chilean, I love both the inclusion and the fact that he didn't call it Chilly or Chili or made a joke along those lines (which I have had to endure a fair amount of sadly).

    • @guyperson650
      @guyperson650 3 года назад +34

      Wait, is it soft "e"? Chilly would be soft e and I'm not sure how chilli would sound but I assume the correct way is like chil "eh" otherwise known as soft e

    • @veggiebr0th
      @veggiebr0th 2 года назад +30

      @@guyperson650 yeah itd be something like chi-leh

    • @aegis_9690
      @aegis_9690 2 года назад +24

      me siento completamente igual y estoy terriblemente feliz de que siquiera haya investigado BDG te amo

    • @anonym3
      @anonym3 2 года назад +10

      As a german I can say that his Alraune was... OK. Not good but really bad.

    • @lilacgrace6025
      @lilacgrace6025 2 года назад +68

      @Adam Filinovich I feel like many English speakers would rather respect the correct pronunciation of a word then see it as pretentious

  • @bcbc6335
    @bcbc6335 3 года назад +1583

    I’m sorry, but learning that I am “Castlevania: Waltz of Anxiety” feels like personal attack. Accurate, but still painful

    • @greensun0008
      @greensun0008 3 года назад +47

      mood, mine was jazz solo of angst

    • @chimneybill9651
      @chimneybill9651 3 года назад +15

      I am a ‘Minuet of Apprehension’ forevermore.

    • @Morzansdaughter
      @Morzansdaughter 3 года назад +15

      My sister's is "Castlevania: Jazz Solo of Angst" and it's pretty accurate... Mine is "Waltz of Angst" and I feel your pain

    • @gregochego1567
      @gregochego1567 3 года назад +9

      I am *Castlevania Jazz Solo of Frightenment*

    • @dacianbuzlea
      @dacianbuzlea 3 года назад +4

      Better than "Jazz solo of Sadness"

  • @battlnerd2128
    @battlnerd2128 2 года назад +5

    I feel personally attacked by how little you said about the Jiang Shi... Having it do anything you want makes it way more sexy than it is on first glance

  • @logantharp8263
    @logantharp8263 2 года назад +2

    "Congregation of Despair," that's just a Tuesday afternoon.

  • @varsitydanni
    @varsitydanni 5 лет назад +744

    I literally know nothing about Castlevania but if BDG is in it YOU KNOW im there

  • @iamclueless6398
    @iamclueless6398 4 года назад +1222

    Ah yes, that classic quote.
    _"Alas, poor Soccer Boy."_

  • @comradebusman3
    @comradebusman3 2 года назад +2

    it's been years brian, I am a mythology nerd and I need to see that hour long video. Also I know you probably won't see this because you no longer work for polygon but I NEED THE VIDEO DAMNIT!

  • @chrille8569
    @chrille8569 2 года назад +1

    It's almost 2022. No christmas gift would be sweeter than the hour long Gilbert cut

  • @yourconscious
    @yourconscious 4 года назад +2131

    Clearly a siren called to Brian, that's why he threw himself into the sea.

    • @Thehipsteremo
      @Thehipsteremo 4 года назад +20

      You have the most beautiful yet terrifying profile picture I've ever seen, thank you.

    • @ploppyjr2373
      @ploppyjr2373 4 года назад +4

      Thehipsteremo it’s just terrifying.

    • @Owen.Fallon
      @Owen.Fallon 4 года назад +15

      You think he needs a reason to dive into the abyss, the murky blue, the end, the beginning, the sea

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 года назад +16

      I wonder how she attracted him. My guess is she promised him the secrets of Kirby.

    • @mitochondria6247
      @mitochondria6247 3 года назад +5

      @@Silverwind87 No, she just told him she was making the live action Waluigi game.

  • @demonprincess5714
    @demonprincess5714 3 года назад +2739

    "you should be careful of people who base their personalities around swords"
    sapphics: 👁️👄👁️

    • @rangopistacho6928
      @rangopistacho6928 3 года назад +160

      All fire emblem characters: :o

    • @sly7598
      @sly7598 3 года назад +133

      “Stay away from this knife pervert”
      -Brian David Gilbert

    • @CaleyWarrior101
      @CaleyWarrior101 2 года назад +25

      @@rangopistacho6928 I instantly thought of Felix from three houses lol

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 2 года назад +6

      And he's goddamn right

    • @adrianrandom3448
      @adrianrandom3448 2 года назад +28

      its okay sapphics we still love yall

  • @poofa4009
    @poofa4009 2 года назад +9

    "And finally, mummies. Brendan Fraser. Wasn't the mummy in the film, but he's sexy enough that just by association-"
    "Anything unique can be sexy, look at Benedict Cumberbatch-"
    A man of culture, I see

  • @GhostoftheSnow271
    @GhostoftheSnow271 Год назад

    Yo like 2 years ago I was spiraling bad on an acid trip but my friend played this video for me and in the moment it was so funny I stopped spiraling and had a good trip. Miss these vids, hope you’re doing well BDG.

  • @niccilus7758
    @niccilus7758 4 года назад +1760

    “Man eating plant”
    Vore people: *hoo bOy*

    • @Circ00mspice
      @Circ00mspice 4 года назад +30

      If that's not hot, I don't know what is.

    • @Flowerboi145
      @Flowerboi145 4 года назад +36

      @@Circ00mspice thou needeth Jesus

    • @sashathegoma7914
      @sashathegoma7914 4 года назад +28

      @@Flowerboi145
      No.
      Let them be one with the P L A N T

    • @sh0bez
      @sh0bez 4 года назад +3

      ÒwÓ

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 4 года назад +11

      Please, true vore connoisseurs (pun) know perfectly well: EVERYTHING ON THIS LIST CAN EAT YOU🤤

  • @cattheinternethobo4124
    @cattheinternethobo4124 4 года назад +1179

    “Anything unique can be sexy, look at Benedict Cumberbatch.”
    I feel attacked

    • @simona.4673
      @simona.4673 4 года назад +13

      SAME THO

    • @cattheinternethobo4124
      @cattheinternethobo4124 4 года назад +22

      Sarah A. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT ONE AT ALL AND I WAS JUST LIKE “WOW OKAY”

    • @simona.4673
      @simona.4673 4 года назад +10

      @@cattheinternethobo4124 YES AUFNAJNFUANDA
      HE SAID BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH AND I JUST "-wait."

    • @cattheinternethobo4124
      @cattheinternethobo4124 4 года назад +7

      MUD PIE blueberry crumblesnap

    • @theredvelveteer4721
      @theredvelveteer4721 4 года назад +10

      @@cattheinternethobo4124 indeed, bennydeet cabbagepatch

  • @leahl5007
    @leahl5007 2 года назад +4

    Kudos to BDG for all this heckin work!
    To honor him, they need to include a new Sexiest Monster for the next Castlevania that’s called the Unraveled 😚

  • @DannyCapM8
    @DannyCapM8 6 месяцев назад +1

    The one hour mythology video seems up my alley ngl

  • @byzaurum6677
    @byzaurum6677 5 лет назад +603

    BDG: That video was so boring, I think you guys are going to like this one better!
    People: hum...nah, we're more interested in seeing the 3 hours long lecture video.
    Bdg: WHY? DO YOU ENJOY WATCHING ME SUFFER?
    People: *YES*

    • @davemarx7856
      @davemarx7856 5 лет назад +3

      BDG : But it will result in my suicide...
      Me : After you upload the video though?

    • @dianag.7328
      @dianag.7328 5 лет назад +1

      Hey, stranger. Uh I just wanted to say you're gay (like Alfred.) K bye. :*

    • @byzaurum6677
      @byzaurum6677 5 лет назад

      @@dianag.7328 YOU'RE DAMN ASS RIGHT I'M GAY LIKE HIM! :D

  • @Hannah_Em
    @Hannah_Em 3 года назад +1235

    I mean, regarding the "no naming your child your name backwards" thing at 11:31... *laughs in having a name that's a palindrome*

    • @dianak8656
      @dianak8656 3 года назад +113

      Alright hannaH

    • @Hannah_Em
      @Hannah_Em 3 года назад +134

      @@dianak8656 Or Han² for short!

    • @nebulousboops4985
      @nebulousboops4985 3 года назад +30

      @@Hannah_Em you have won this entire comment section.

    • @Hannah_Em
      @Hannah_Em 3 года назад +29

      @@nebulousboops4985 *takes a bow, bonks her forehead on her desk, stumbles around dizzily for a moment before slurring a lightly concussed "Ta Da!"*

    • @ToastJelly
      @ToastJelly 3 года назад +29

      *laughs with you in having a name that’s a palindrome* ... *frowns in being named after a MASH character*

  • @hannahmott2703
    @hannahmott2703 2 года назад +1

    "Overture of Despair". Sounds about right

  • @thelengendzach7473
    @thelengendzach7473 2 года назад +1

    Overture of Dissonance fit together pretty well!

  • @3vercent
    @3vercent 5 лет назад +518

    "Be thankful that I'm not releasing an hour long video of me basically just lecturing you on mythology." Thankful? Thankful?! I'm really fucking annoyed! That sounds fascinating! I love stuff like that. An hour long of your personality with a mythology lecture? And I CAN'T have that?! How dare you expect me to be thankful?! You've just sucked away 45 minutes of interesting and you want be to be grateful! No sir! I refuse!

    • @mattomanx77
      @mattomanx77 5 лет назад +13

      I want the hour long lecture!

  • @Coyoteari
    @Coyoteari 4 года назад +1141

    "I do think we need a sexy skeleton"
    *undertale fandom flashbacks*

    • @voicetale
      @voicetale 4 года назад +7

      Yeah, I know *undertale sans drawings*

    • @mashgore
      @mashgore 4 года назад +18

      *GLOWING BLUE LONG BALLOON WARNING*

    • @mithmoonwalker
      @mithmoonwalker 4 года назад +10

      *underlust exists*

    • @Marispider
      @Marispider 4 года назад +2

      more like undertail...

    • @nix.i
      @nix.i 4 года назад

      *Sweats in Sans and Paparyrys*

  • @SonnyFRST
    @SonnyFRST 2 года назад +2

    Just a small side note: Dracula named his son Adrian Fahrenheit Tepes, Alucard is a name he adopted when first opposed his father.

    • @AmphibiousGentleman
      @AmphibiousGentleman 7 месяцев назад

      I'm sorry, *Fahrenheit*? Like the thermometer?

    • @SonnyFRST
      @SonnyFRST 7 месяцев назад

      @@AmphibiousGentleman I think so?
      < Uses Celcius

  • @lemeres2478
    @lemeres2478 Год назад +2

    9:57 On one hand, Jiang shi are super stiff (think 50's movie zombie levels), which is a reverse gymnist situation. On the otherhand, they hop everywhere they go because they can't do subtle steps, so they are basically doing constantly jumping jacks. I am sure that does something for someone.

  • @toetotipthatsabart5048
    @toetotipthatsabart5048 5 лет назад +2847

    WE WANT THE FULL UNCUT HOUR!!! I WILL PAY!!!

    • @broodwich206
      @broodwich206 5 лет назад +72

      should we get a kickstarter going?

    • @alexanderh9642
      @alexanderh9642 5 лет назад +148

      WHAT DO WE WANT? THE FULL VIDEO! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? HOPEFULLY SOON BUT ALSO WE ARE PREPARED TO WAIT

    • @euriherasme
      @euriherasme 5 лет назад +16

      @@alexanderh9642 NOOOOO, WE WANT IT RIGHT NOW

    • @euriherasme
      @euriherasme 5 лет назад +19

      @@broodwich206 maybe a change.org petition too?

    • @euriherasme
      @euriherasme 5 лет назад +4

      @@alexanderh9642 well, I can wait too.

  • @personman7741
    @personman7741 3 года назад +538

    "I really think that we should give a chance to Hyena with Gun"
    -Brian 2018

  • @Dotexclamationmark
    @Dotexclamationmark 7 месяцев назад

    Jazz solo of Anxiety.
    Hit the nail on the head with that one

  • @mateusrabelo7890
    @mateusrabelo7890 Год назад +2

    Before watching the video i wanna say that the Bone Dragon from Curse of Darkness was the only thing that ever scared me on the games

  • @demsla
    @demsla 3 года назад +1031

    btw I am genuinely 60% of the way through writing a screenplay based on Brian's throwaway comment that plants should be the next sexy monster

  • @beano7292
    @beano7292 4 года назад +921

    I....
    Castlevania: Impression of Depression

    • @madelainewentzel2362
      @madelainewentzel2362 4 года назад +11

      :O i got that one too

    • @alikaci
      @alikaci 4 года назад +28

      August 8th gang gang

    • @siragon756
      @siragon756 4 года назад +8

      Not gonna lie, we have a rad Castlevania name

    • @marly_goblin_boig4295
      @marly_goblin_boig4295 4 года назад +6

      Melody of difficulty talks with your father
      Why
      Me

    • @brokenchalk1607
      @brokenchalk1607 4 года назад +6

      Remind me to come back on the 8th of August to celebrate you guys

  • @SpiritFlame122
    @SpiritFlame122 Год назад +1

    Castlevania jazz solo of that feeling when your toes go all numb

  • @johnlaremy3592
    @johnlaremy3592 Год назад

    I am overture of depression
    unfortunately, you nailed it

  • @unamericano
    @unamericano 4 года назад +899

    12:07 the way he says “Hyena w/gUN” will always get me

  • @zeyface6366
    @zeyface6366 3 года назад +895

    "If you're not attracted to this, you're wrong" Photoshopped my face onto that piece of papper and used it on my tinder profile

  • @wildpaws3719
    @wildpaws3719 7 месяцев назад +1

    Jazz solo of a rejection letter from your dream job. thats a dope title

  • @sweesbees
    @sweesbees Год назад +2

    "the tsuchinoko is a snake that's fatter around the middle than its head or tail"
    "it has a propensity for lying and for drinking alcohol"
    IT'S ME

  • @alexanderthefine
    @alexanderthefine 3 года назад +2311

    Im sorry but this radiates the thiccest bisexual vibes i’ve ever witnessed.

    • @onionbot2
      @onionbot2 3 года назад +81

      Alex Is Bi you’d know

    • @ZeFluffyNuphkin
      @ZeFluffyNuphkin 3 года назад +1

      ?

    • @let_there_be_dark
      @let_there_be_dark 3 года назад +63

      I think he's gay, but as a bi person I can say the vid does have that sort of bi energy

    • @alexanderthefine
      @alexanderthefine 3 года назад +117

      Christina most likely bi if anything lgbt+, from what i realised he’s been dating karen for a while now (but tbh its none of my business, the video is just very bi energy)

    • @onionbot2
      @onionbot2 3 года назад +15

      he’s been dating karen??

  • @FanNotANerd
    @FanNotANerd 4 года назад +1346

    "You should be wary of anyone who builds their personality around swords."
    Me, a fencing and HEMA enthusiast: Sweating

    • @avacatherine5646
      @avacatherine5646 4 года назад +4

      I know that feeling

    • @calcifer6142
      @calcifer6142 3 года назад +1

      hehe same

    • @HimanXK
      @HimanXK 3 года назад +6

      It's one thing to build your personality around swords. It's another thing to legitimately know how to use them (as well as being athletic)

    • @ehermenegildo827
      @ehermenegildo827 3 года назад +7

      Me, a stage combat teacher, dnd player, and avid blade enthusiast: oh nO

    • @jaxryz_380
      @jaxryz_380 3 года назад +1

      Elizabeth Hermenegildo we appear to be the same person

  • @jackandrews4739
    @jackandrews4739 Год назад +2

    Impression of Angst sounds like a great Castlevania game

  • @Pinkstarclan
    @Pinkstarclan 10 месяцев назад +1

    binged Castlevania season 1 and then immediately came here for the tonal whiplash

  • @grimtygranule5125
    @grimtygranule5125 5 лет назад +1169

    "The Man Beast comes in two forms; twink and
    *_TWUNK_*

    • @nualahalpin6119
      @nualahalpin6119 5 лет назад +8

      and thwimps and thwomps and wimps and womps and grindles and spindles and grolls

  • @temporalCaster
    @temporalCaster 3 года назад +2413

    2 years later and I still want Brian to lecture me on mythology, and I also still don't understand what he meant when he warned against looking up Rycuda

    • @patrickistruck
      @patrickistruck 2 года назад +111

      i just looked it up and PLEASE DO NOT LOOK IT UP OH GOD

    • @silverrust2451
      @silverrust2451 2 года назад +39

      @@patrickistruck i'm gonna look it up-

    • @vallenthedragon8411
      @vallenthedragon8411 2 года назад +304

      @@silverrust2451 vore.
      That's it just vore.
      Yeah, honestly I expected worse.
      Definitely not good, but I expected worse.

    • @silverrust2451
      @silverrust2451 2 года назад +90

      @@vallenthedragon8411 oh that isn't so bad. at least considering the fanfic i've read

    • @bulletmonkeyxp
      @bulletmonkeyxp 2 года назад +16

      @@silverrust2451 i was also curious, and found nothing

  • @magicman6908
    @magicman6908 11 месяцев назад +1

    rewatching this video made me realize my birthday is one day apart from bdg, by several years most likely, but the calendar day itself is just a day apart!

  • @vagueCogitation
    @vagueCogitation Год назад

    4:33 Obsessed with the way he says Nominon

  • @caspianodinsson5084
    @caspianodinsson5084 2 года назад +851

    I feel personally called out by his "be wary of people who build their personality around swords" as I believe the technical term for my sexuality is "sword gay"

    • @sanny8716
      @sanny8716 2 года назад +37

      So you're a sword who loves other swords?

    • @caspianodinsson5084
      @caspianodinsson5084 2 года назад +6

      @@sanny8716 ha. very funny.

    • @thisisausername9356
      @thisisausername9356 2 года назад +40

      Sword gays are exempt from that warning

    • @seasaltsky
      @seasaltsky 2 года назад +2

      Wtf is a sword gay? I tried Googling for a definition and couldn't find one

    • @aceofjacks7071
      @aceofjacks7071 2 года назад +15

      @@seasaltsky gay person who likes swords :)

  • @wabicajo
    @wabicajo 5 лет назад +222

    You underestimate the internet's ability to watch three hours of Castlevania

    • @whoisspark3281
      @whoisspark3281 5 лет назад

      just look at a livestream of castlevania they said it wouldn't take 10 hours they said

    • @wabicajo
      @wabicajo 5 лет назад +2

      @@whoisspark3281 I should phrase that better, I would watch three hours of Brian talking about Castlevania

  • @ChickenHunter08
    @ChickenHunter08 7 месяцев назад

    I legit got startled when you said the same game title as I was saying in my head 😂

  • @ItsGreenHerring
    @ItsGreenHerring 11 месяцев назад +1

    Castlevania, Overture of That feeling when your toes go all tingly and numb