I like to think that somewhere out there, there’s a dad trying to understand what the story of Zelda is so they can connect with their kid, and they clicked on a video titled “Solving the Zelda timeline in 15 minutes”, completely unaware of what is to come
Brian freaking out: BUT HOW? HOW DOES IT ALL FIT?! the slot where his daily lunch is slid in opens up, but instead of lunch it's a Monopoly. Finally all is clear
@@TheoneandonlyDrops Brian: *rips open box* what? What is this? What does this... Oh my God. Oh god. *Looks up into the light* it all makes sense now. CLARITY! SWEET PERFECT CLARITY!!!
What I love about this video is that Brian said on MinnMax that he didn't have a script, he just did this because a higher-up at Vox Media told him to make a video on the Zelda Timeline and he tried to explain that it would suck but he had to do it anyway so he just went with every single piece of Zelda media and rambled for three hours in a studio with Clayton
"Everyone, All the time, Everywhere... and also Sonic" He said this like Sonic was something incorporeal, timeless and out of reach... kinda like a god or something... WAIT A MINUTE
ruclips.net/video/Di_DjaQArhM/видео.html It was in an interview he gave after he decided to leave Polygon. idk where exactly the segment is, but it's a good video.
He ends this first one with "don't ask me to do this again" and ends the final one with "now legally you can't ask me to do this again" that's really cool.
why is this the funniest god damn thing i've ever seen just... a grown ass man in a three-piece suit getting SO upset over this timeline to the point where he's yelling about monopoly
@@ieuanhunt552 Mate I wear stuff like that all the time, the point with a waistcoat is that the "Proper Way" you wear them is having the bottom button undone, and having the thing quite snugly fitted to your form. The bottom button undone is done because if you sit down the fold looks *_way_* better.
act one: -full suit -we are introduced to the world and the table is set with the main structure of the timelines act two: -lost the jacket -time break is introduced -problems are more prevalent and numerous -the beginnings of insanity act three: -no tie, vest unbuttoned -fully feral -time break is settled -timeline is completed
the text i sent my wife, explaining why i love this video "I love the Zelda timeline video specifically because he looks like a victorian teenager who was shunted into our time period somehow, and was then subsequently was forced to arrange a timeline for zelda while having monster energy pumped through an IV Drip directly into his bloodstream, and then, once understanding was garnered, he was sent back to his own time period, and we the viewer are the horrified victorian scholar he is explaining this all to"
Honestly as a kid the timeline seemed so simple and coherent to me and I could read off all of it verbatim so I have no idea why it took me 19 years to get diagnosed with autism
I thought your comment said POV: you are tied up in a chair while Matt pat from game theory explains the entire Zelda timeline while simultaneously stripping.
the line “don’t ask me to do this again” hits different after he revealed that higher-ups in vox forced him to make a video on the zelda timeline and he decided to do his own thing with it
My new theory about Unraveled, thanks to you pointing this out, is that BDG fell asleep wearing a suit and had several extremely elaborate fever dreams that we've just been watching on RUclips somehow, then woke up at the end of the last one.
I’m surprised he didn’t tie the property buying thing into Link’s house at Hateno in BOTW. It’s the first main game where link buys a house. He’s recovering his memory and decides real estate is one of the first things he should invest in before saving Zelda. This makes it a perfect sequel to Monopoly
Greetings from the future when Tears of the Kingdom has come out and there's a whole sidequest involving Link buying a plot of land and designing his own house to put on it.
You can just feel how he progressively loses it minute by minute, until he finally breaks and starts yelling about Monopoly. The chaotic energy. I love it.
I can't tell you how many times my partner and I have referenced this video as we play TOTK. Any time there is a timeline thing we haven't figured out yet, we look each other dead in the eye and say "THE TIME BREAK." Truly a work of genius.
No, no. Reggie just thought "Man, this guy's just figured me out. There's- I- That's it, he's got me read like a book, of which he read several hundred. I'm done!"
It is 2021, and Brian’s explanation of the Time Break actually fits with Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity! He saw the future. He is indeed a scholar of Time Break studies.
@@quantumblauthor7300 but as we know from brian david gilbert autobiography, he discovered that he will die on may 6th 2030. Since he'll die at 36, the "middle of his life" is technically when he is 18 years old
So when Brian says "Never ask me to do this again" I always just assumed he was directing that to the audience, but after watching his interview with Minmax, I think he may have actually been directing that to his boss that told him to do yet another Zelda timeline video which I think is even funnier
Pepe Silvia energy also strong here. "Take a look at this!" "Jesus Christ, Brian..." "That right there is Zelda. Now let's talk about Zelda. Can we talk about Zelda, please, viewers? I've been dying to talk about Zelda with you all day, OK?"
I want a whole movie about brian being an eccentric professor at a british boarding school but he loses his nuts over the zelda timeline and this is the denouement of the film
Yooo my guy out here flexing that vocab! Denouement is one of my favorite words, although unfortunately hard as hell to use in conversation and even if you do pull it off you mostly just sound like a douche 😂
My favourite part is right at the end where it cuts from him complaining about monopoly to the outdo where he's visibly out of breath, implying he spent a considerable amount of extra time ranting in frustration and we just didn't see it.
I felt that the gag of the video was someone tried to drive him insane, so to do so they trapped him in a room and forced him to make sense of the loz timeline.
I love that Link is just lazy in the Adult Timeline and not just missing because at the end of Ocarina of Time Zelda sent him back to his own timeline, creating two timelines where in one Link goes off to save Termina, and in the other a hero with the blood of the chosen knight is nowhere to be found, because Zelda Song of Time’d him out.
@@lucasdelaplace2795 he's discovered the truth now, but this was before that. Sonic called to him through this video and his heresy was recanted and repented for
4 years later, BDGs unraveled series still remains one of the most creative show about video games out there. It works on every facet and is amazing to watch. I really hope one day Brian creates another series with production on this level. It truly superb
@@jawly_ According to Wind Waker, the Rito evolved from the Zora. That doesn't mean ALL of them became Rito. Our world has apes *and* humans, doesn't it?
This video is hilarious, but what's really killing me is... that at some point, someone at Polygon had to have had the thought, 'Hmmm, should we cut out these titles beforehand, or should we make him cut them up by hand on camera, forcing ourselves to make constant jumpcuts? Nah, we'll make him do it, it's funnier.' Also, uncomfortable or no, that suit looks really sharp. They're just generally not built for jumping around a set, pinning Zelda titles to your theory wall.
I've just found this video again, I had forgotten what it was about, I just knew I was looking for the video of Bertie busting out of his suit and looking obscenely juicy
You know, true heroes aren't born, they are forged in the flames of greatness. Thank you Brian; you have saved the Zelda franchise by reconciling the timeline. Your research will dull the fires of heated fan arguments for years to come. Godspeed you fancy-vested man... godspeed... :'D
I watched this with a blue light filter over my phonescreen in bed at 4am and the heavy red tint gave it a "serial killer explaining how he can prove he was too busy learning Zelda lore to have committed all those murders officer" vibe
But funny and makes sense and uses math of a fuccing 10 yr old! He’s just dumb sometimes. Like “how does the magic thing work? It’s not magic, so it’s quantum physics at Mach ten in 13 different timelines combined with Goku”
BDG was entirely responsible for Age of Calamity, he said that Hyrule Warriors was important, so they made a Cannon game with it.... and somehow it makes this whole time line thing make even more sense....
This sounds like a scholar in Morrowind telling you the entire story of how nirn was created. He's probably correct, but everyone thinks he's an insane heretic overcome by daedric influences.
I’ve watched this video a million times, but I never noticed just how insane Brian starts to look at 7:39 the way he’s hunched over and pointing at the camera
I like to think that somewhere out there, there’s a dad trying to understand what the story of Zelda is so they can connect with their kid, and they clicked on a video titled “Solving the Zelda timeline in 15 minutes”, completely unaware of what is to come
Puck!?
I'm a dad and as for most dad's of young children these days. We grew up with Zelda or were at least teenagers when Majora's mask came out
I think it would be the other way around...I was 6 when I played OOT..now I got 3 kids that play BOTW...
That would be my dad honestly
Hi dad when u stumble here
What's a dad? Never heard of one of those before...
Polygon trapped Brian in a conference room with only water and mini party foods for 4 weeks then threw the Monopoly game at him
Ágnes Lévai the fact that polygon itself harted this means its true
Brian freaking out: BUT HOW? HOW DOES IT ALL FIT?!
the slot where his daily lunch is slid in opens up, but instead of lunch it's a Monopoly.
Finally all is clear
@kevin willems same (hhgttg!!)
@@TheoneandonlyDrops Brian: *rips open box* what? What is this? What does this... Oh my God. Oh god. *Looks up into the light* it all makes sense now. CLARITY! SWEET PERFECT CLARITY!!!
Thanks im baby
"dont ask me to do this again"
*accidentally makes arguably the most popular series on polygon now that the mcelroys are gone*
Somewhere off screen, bdg begging Griffin and justin to come save him
@@SuccuLeaf_VT
BDG: Guys come back I'm trapped in a loop
Justin, dressed in a full wizard costume and sipping a martini: Nah.
@@micklynchcomposer a _time loop?_
@@petermarsella6537 A time _Lup?_
@@micklynchcomposer Justin: Nah Justin's good out here
What I love about this video is that Brian said on MinnMax that he didn't have a script, he just did this because a higher-up at Vox Media told him to make a video on the Zelda Timeline and he tried to explain that it would suck but he had to do it anyway so he just went with every single piece of Zelda media and rambled for three hours in a studio with Clayton
1.1k likes and no reply’s lolmao
@@tile_guy i swear im not a bot people have just left me out here to die
@@thevoidlord1796 you smell like code ngl
@@tile_guy *looks down at hands* maybe I am a bot
@@thevoidlord1796 imagine being a bot
I absolutely love the lighting becoming slowly more and more red as Brian becomes more and more unraveled, really adds to the chaotic atmosphere
Hali ku I guess that’s why it’s called Unraveled, huh?
oh my gods I never noticed
INTENSITY INTENSIFIED
"Joseph Gordon Levitt doesn't exist in _any_ timeline."
@@arthurxmedic wait really??
"Over here in Basketball Timeline, we've got Ripened Tingle's Balloon Trip of Love."
--God, probably
what do you mean probably? he said it himself at 7:32
what do you mean probably
~ahem
@@onionbot2 sorry i didnt check the other comments
Wait it’s trip of love??????? I THOUGHT IT WAS TRIPLE VLOVE
"Everyone, All the time, Everywhere... and also Sonic"
He said this like Sonic was something incorporeal, timeless and out of reach... kinda like a god or something... WAIT A MINUTE
Or something that could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!!
@@liamanderson7082 my god,i loved that video
Either sonic is god, or could kill god... so yeah he is omniscient and omnipresent id say
Now I guess Kirby ate Sonic and took its place
@@liamanderson7082 👍👍
Knowing now that this was 100% just Brian ranting for 3 hours and no script to try and make his boss happy makes it even better.
Where did you hear that?
ruclips.net/video/Di_DjaQArhM/видео.html
It was in an interview he gave after he decided to leave Polygon. idk where exactly the segment is, but it's a good video.
@@Linlinstellaluna Just found it, it's at 21:23 of the video linked by Gabriella
Yeah he made 20k a month by being his own boss
@@Alzoura hey I get that reference
"Don't ask me to do this again."
*Polygon proceeds to ask Brian to do this again, 8+ times*
Your profile pic...❤
@@faroshscale love the pfp on both you guysss
In 8 separate timelines then reconverge them all back into this timeline*
Beaurorcratic Wunderkind: Don't ask me to do this again
Polygon: *Fly you fool*
22 now lol.
me: man i wish polygon was making more longer videos
polygon: ok heres brian yelling about legend of zelda for 15 minutes
me: oh thank god
Paige Gedicke, you forgot to add the part about monopoly
Im so sorry
Also he has an existential crisis about monopoly
You mean, Oh thank sonic
I love how the first 3.5 minutes actually seem like a legit attempt to explain everyting, and then it just turns into madness
Welcome to unravelred.
All of it seemed legit to me. Seems like a *lot* of work to so for a silly little bit /s
We go from an actual explanation, to Joseph Gordon Levitt and Time Break.
Yes
the lighting also gets progressively more red as the video goes on.
He ends this first one with "don't ask me to do this again" and ends the final one with "now legally you can't ask me to do this again" that's really cool.
Quag
@@k2_x376 sire
@@k2_x376mire
There's second one?!
@@bitnev I meant the final unraveled video
why is this the funniest god damn thing i've ever seen
just... a grown ass man in a three-piece suit getting SO upset over this timeline to the point where he's yelling about monopoly
Because it _is_ the funniest gol' darn thing
just... let it happen
Also, just let it be known that he is wearing that vest Exactly how you're meant to and it angers me how good he makes it look.
@@Eric-sy1xu I was going to ask how you could wear a vest wrong. Then I realised he is wearing something fancy and people are really weird about it.
@@ieuanhunt552 Mate I wear stuff like that all the time, the point with a waistcoat is that the "Proper Way" you wear them is having the bottom button undone, and having the thing quite snugly fitted to your form.
The bottom button undone is done because if you sit down the fold looks *_way_* better.
act one:
-full suit
-we are introduced to the world and the table is set with the main structure of the timelines
act two:
-lost the jacket
-time break is introduced
-problems are more prevalent and numerous
-the beginnings of insanity
act three:
-no tie, vest unbuttoned
-fully feral
-time break is settled
-timeline is completed
Step 4 strips naked and talks about monopoly and desyroys timeline
Jedi 101 act 5:
brian strips off his skin while crying to himself, putting the timeline back together
i love that you described brian as "feral"
Is this the hero's journey?
Act three: Monopoly
the text i sent my wife, explaining why i love this video "I love the Zelda timeline video specifically because he looks like a victorian teenager who was shunted into our time period somehow, and was then subsequently was forced to arrange a timeline for zelda while having monster energy pumped through an IV Drip directly into his bloodstream, and then, once understanding was garnered, he was sent back to his own time period, and we the viewer are the horrified victorian scholar he is explaining this all to"
That is a fucking perfect description
that's about right
actually yea that's exactly it
A lot of his videos are like that.
690th like
Honestly as a kid the timeline seemed so simple and coherent to me and I could read off all of it verbatim so I have no idea why it took me 19 years to get diagnosed with autism
this is probably the single best description of neurodivergence i've ever seen
HELP this is so real omg I know like every single line and plot from favorite shows
@@unicornmustache9273 i have memorized every single line in portal 2. and the hyperfixation hasn't even come back for months
Oh
I just turned 19 I’ll update u on my diagnosis sometime this year
POV: You are tied up in a chair while a conspiracy theorist explains the entire Zelda timeline while simultaneously stripping.
I'm into it.
POV: You're inside BDG's head
I thought your comment said POV: you are tied up in a chair while Matt pat from game theory explains the entire Zelda timeline while simultaneously stripping.
@@alexsofia6884 omg no
@@alexsofia6884 oof the mental horror...
the line “don’t ask me to do this again” hits different after he revealed that higher-ups in vox forced him to make a video on the zelda timeline and he decided to do his own thing with it
what?
Yeah what?
same with the "YOU MADE ME USE MONOPOLY"
@@cukeumberr Thanks for linking the interview AND skipping to the relevant part of it.
can i have the link to the video?
he’s wearing this same suit for the last unraveled, this man loves symbolism and i can’t stop crying right now
RIP unraveled
69 likes your welcome
@@gabrielduarte9903 nice thank you
My new theory about Unraveled, thanks to you pointing this out, is that BDG fell asleep wearing a suit and had several extremely elaborate fever dreams that we've just been watching on RUclips somehow, then woke up at the end of the last one.
@@groofay that’s a very interesting theory i like it!!
I’m surprised he didn’t tie the property buying thing into Link’s house at Hateno in BOTW. It’s the first main game where link buys a house. He’s recovering his memory and decides real estate is one of the first things he should invest in before saving Zelda. This makes it a perfect sequel to Monopoly
Greetings from the future when Tears of the Kingdom has come out and there's a whole sidequest involving Link buying a plot of land and designing his own house to put on it.
"He's completed his life's purpose at age 12"
All of us who peaked in secondary school felt that
The story of every pokemon protagonist
GOD I felt that
i swear finishing secondary scool felt like a game ending but then life continued and its like what no-
You also used to be a "gifted student"?
Anil Sezgün getting the true ending
and 100%ing the game
I love how quickly the timeline goes from chronological to geographic
You can just feel how he progressively loses it minute by minute, until he finally breaks and starts yelling about Monopoly.
The chaotic energy. I love it.
The lights add to it too. It starts off bright and white then ends with chaotic red.
I can’t like this
It’s at 420 likes
@@adamwysocki6959 its over 100k now, you can like it
@@Telerian3 damn 100K im blind or what
I can't tell you how many times my partner and I have referenced this video as we play TOTK. Any time there is a timeline thing we haven't figured out yet, we look each other dead in the eye and say "THE TIME BREAK." Truly a work of genius.
You have no idea how unreasonably happy this makes me
Tell them a comment came to them from
T H E T I M E B R E A K
"Reggie, take notes!"
Reggie: Retires
alex belke Reggie makes the power moves
No, no. Reggie just thought "Man, this guy's just figured me out. There's- I- That's it, he's got me read like a book, of which he read several hundred. I'm done!"
I was the 1,000th like
Not even his body was ready.
@@syndere6755 except Reggie has nothing to do with the Zelda lore.
I like how he gets progressively more disheveled as the timeline gets more complicated.
Also everything gets progressively more and more red
this series wouldn't work nearly as well if he wasn't so dang good at the "dapper academic turned crazed conspiracy theorist" look.
He still forgot the jigsaw puzzle. Shhhh......
Thoughts About Rodger I was beginning to wonder if this was starting to become a tease. XD
I was kind of worried (read: hopeful) he would just keep going
The fact that the video gets more and more red as time progresses really shows his descent into madness
oh
Glad I'm not the only one that noticed.
I cant believe BDG predicted "Everything Everywhere All at Once" trying to break down the Zelda timeline, truly one of Apollos greatest prophets
Right?!?!? Maybe it's cannon too 👀
And also Sonic
The man is a genius
BDG got kickballed
WHAT
BDG: *Finally finishes the timeline*
Cadence of Hyrule: I'm about to end this man's whole career.
It’s about dancing. Naturally it goes in the Timebreak.
But it could also fit into the existential crisis in the adult timeline where they are partying 🤔
Time break? Because it's a different parallel universe there..
@@miss_sugarplum no because _time break_
Easy
The red light just grows in intensity as the video goes on
*PERFECT*
i have a red color filter on my phone bc i get migraines so i didnt even notice, thank you for bringing this to my attention
I thought I was going insane or having a stroke. Thanks
the red light is the light they use to contain superman (also known as David Brian Gilbert)
"Don't ask me to do this again"
*Proceeds to become a minor internet celebrity solely based on doing this kinda shit over and over again*
"Because God has cursed me for my hubris, and my work is never finished."
do fate/stay night please!!
@@Illestx3 I'm afraid I'm not Brian, bud, and as far as I know, this show is exclusively dedicated to gaming, and not anime
@@swiftlymurmurs fate VN can count as a game and FGO exists, thats a game
@@Illestx3 I know the internet is sadistic, but jesus christ man. Have some mercy
It is 2021, and Brian’s explanation of the Time Break actually fits with Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity!
He saw the future. He is indeed a scholar of Time Break studies.
They probably watched this
@@zahrahkhalid6333 Shigeru Miyamoto must be like "ohhhh so thats how it all fits, team lets get to work"
5:54 the editor "Most of the legend of zelda games I'm talking about right now are BS if you know what I mean ;)"
Zelda is a Time Sage. She is like Cia. Cite: Tears of the Kingdom. Therefore, she did it. and undid it.
AND he played tears of the kingdom, so Miyamoto really sent an email saying "you've cracked the code"
I have never fallen in love with someone so quickly, and I’m scared at this mans raw power.
Parker Jenkins either he is a god, or could kill god, aND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!!
@@Lololsans Sonic bible, nice.
Peerman04 Persona 5, extra nice
@@Lololsans Why thank you, man of culture.
Peerman04 thank you. Can’t wait till P5R
*HE GOT IT. HE CRACKED THE CODE. THE PEOPLE WHO MADE HYRULE WARRIORS ARE MAKING A PREQUEL TO BREATH IF THE WILDS.*
Yeah but we found out it’s just another timeline split and not a prequel
@@NewCoke7 but it’s still a prequel in its own timeline ✨
@@rhettmitchell but that timeline has never been a thing until now idiot
Holyschist
this man has broken time and space just for hyrule warriors age of calamity lmao
He was completely honest when saying he plans to get into fashion during his midlife crisis. Good on him
Midlife ain't quite there for him but the pandemic aged us all a lot
@@quantumblauthor7300 you don't know how old this man want's to get
This man's midwife crisis is Halloween Abba covers he did a whole album
@@noahluppe IDK, but not 36 or over.
@@quantumblauthor7300 but as we know from brian david gilbert autobiography, he discovered that he will die on may 6th 2030. Since he'll die at 36, the "middle of his life" is technically when he is 18 years old
So when Brian says "Never ask me to do this again" I always just assumed he was directing that to the audience, but after watching his interview with Minmax, I think he may have actually been directing that to his boss that told him to do yet another Zelda timeline video which I think is even funnier
This is the first unraveled too. I think he was asking to never do unraveled again
@@BrightyLighty_ where do u guys get these insane conclusions lmaooo
alternative title: angry man strips while yelling about monopoly
NO
YES
YES
NO...
_yes?_
@Gone In A Wisp OhKey
"Where does Breath of the Wild fit in the Zelda timeline?"
Nintendo: Yes
Matpat: Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na...
Batman.
Where does the Yes meme come from?
@@The482075 yes
@@The482075 It's that old im pretty sure korean Jesus was using it aswell
@@SH19922x Thanks man.
I appreciate the change in lighting to go with the gradual descent into madness
I'm happy that I'm not the only one who notices that detail.
BDG: Don't ask me to do this again!
Polygon: So we asked him to do it again
I have never been so confused and yet so delighted by a video - the BDE (Brian David Energy) is strong here.
Pepe Silvia energy also strong here.
"Take a look at this!"
"Jesus Christ, Brian..."
"That right there is Zelda. Now let's talk about Zelda. Can we talk about Zelda, please, viewers? I've been dying to talk about Zelda with you all day, OK?"
How about Brian David Groove?
This is just a really complicated strip tease that makes you question what you’re doing with your life
I aspire to a place where I can talk nerdy to people while stripping. Thats the fucking dream.
It‘s not hard to make me do question my life tho.
Holy crap I have 1k likes.
Thats unexpected
ArthurNemko Thats a whole mood
Master Daedalus I feel ya’
I want a whole movie about brian being an eccentric professor at a british boarding school but he loses his nuts over the zelda timeline and this is the denouement of the film
theo yeah that could be fun..! 😃
oooooh you taught me a word! A french word, but still a word! Thanks!
YES PLEASE
Damn... I had a plan for a career... But looks like I'm going into filmmaking so I can make this real
Yooo my guy out here flexing that vocab! Denouement is one of my favorite words, although unfortunately hard as hell to use in conversation and even if you do pull it off you mostly just sound like a douche 😂
My favourite part is right at the end where it cuts from him complaining about monopoly to the outdo where he's visibly out of breath, implying he spent a considerable amount of extra time ranting in frustration and we just didn't see it.
He actually did it for 3 hours
‘Finished his entire meaning of existence by the time he’s like twelve’ summarizes the Pokemon games quite well.
pokemon is the story about a twelve years old who has 20 years of experience, the dream of all employers
yeyoistheking ash hasn’t had a fucking birthday that bastard is still ten.
The lighting slowing becoming redder and redder really makes the mood
Laura Yee omg I didn’t even notice that’s amazing
BDG has found everyone on the internet’s kink: a strip tease while explaining the Zelda timeline.
BDG Unravels his suit. That is all.
SwiftWolf29 * sorry man the Zelda timeline is my kink not Brian
Blasphemy! Pray that Sonic forgives you
SwiftWolf29 * nah I’m straight I’m too busy enjoy this sweet and tight timeline
@@PatrickWilliams-ip5wz Your loss man. Your loss.
Adult Link, Child Link, and Basketball is one of the funniest things ever.
🏀👶👨 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i agree
I am now calling the decline timeline the basketball timeline and I refuse to call it anything else
13:38 "And also Sonic"
So many emotions playing out on Brian's face there
I wanna say thank you for the comment but I don't wanna have your comment not have 69 likes so thank you, this is a gift
"I've just saved your ass... WITH MONOPOLY!!!" - well that's a line I never thought I'd ever hear
r/BrandNewSentence
@@TurbopropPuppy r/ihavereddit
That whole 14m video to lead into that ONE joke
Worth it.
I know right? Usually Monopoly does nothing but bring lives to ruin.
MONAAAHPOLY
"Okay so there's Adult Link, Child Link, and basketball"
I... I don't know how to react to that, honestly
LAUGH!
Since basketball is where he loses I think zombie link time line would be more accurate.
space jam
After watching Brian’s interview at MinnMax, this video became way more fun and impressive knowing that it wasn’t scripted
His timeline isn't complete, he forgot the coloring books.
Smh
"If I get one 'um actually' comment..."
Oh fuck...
aw8tingapproval Um actually, he didn’t say “Um actually” in his comme- DAMNIT
sunwooooooo um actually, you should stop being so hypocritical- (I’m so sorry)
“YOU MADE ME USE MONOPOLY!” Is probably my favorite quote ever right now.
I parry back with "Either sonic is a god, or he can kill god, AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A difference",
Brain gilbert, the sonic ep
Ok but the “lets do the child one” while jumping with scissors or “shark man dos. Shark man dos not need to exist.”
Don't forget "So we have adult link, child link, BASKETBALL!"
He looks like he’s being held hostage and forced to fix Nintendo’s errors at gun point. The poor man.
I love your pfp, I am also a lesbian isopod lover.
"Now do Pokémon."
wh ut wlw 🤝 crustaceans
I’m gonna steal your pfp but bisexual
Tbh it feels like he's taken Nintendo hostage
3:51
I love how he fixes the one crooked one and then immediately there's 5 more crooked ones in the next shot
How dare you not mention the Zelda cereal.
Plot twist: the Zelda cereal is just fried Minish
WHO’S IDEA WAS IT TO CREATE A ZELDA CEREAL???
@@socialbarden1974 beedle
YES
a Zelda cereal....WTF?!
Brian is a gift to mankind
“and that means that joseph gordon-levitt exists in the zelda timeline.”
_what a sentence._
He's just kidding. joseph gordon-levitt doesn't exist in any timeline.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt removed himself from the timeline in looper
@@AintItJay187 Looper is canon to the Zelda timeline. Bruce Willis is Ganon.
Gerard Way
Ravagefox Derp Joseph Gordon-Levitt is erasing himself from the narrative
Brian: "Hear me out, I'll explain how the Time Break makes sense!"
Elder Scrolls Fans: "No, no. I'm with you so far."
This was a great, informative, and anxiety-inducing striptease.
ASKSD;FLASKJDF;L
Next we’ll have a collection of all the Mario media and games and shit but it will be and ASMR video
I felt that the gag of the video was someone tried to drive him insane, so to do so they trapped him in a room and forced him to make sense of the loz timeline.
Clairembify
"Because it was Darkness,baby" ;)
Clairembify HAHAHHAHAHAHA
I love this guy so much I watched 15 minutes of him explaining a series I barely know the main character's name, AND HE MADE ME FUCKING ENJOY IT.
the main character is "zelda" obviously. he's a boy and you play as him
it's "Luigi" because he's green, see?
@@PauperoftheFishies no stupid the main character is zelda and shes a girl and shes have a sword
ME ABOUT ALMOST EVERY UNRAVELED VIDEO LMAO
😂😂😂😂
“That’s right, it’s darkness, baby.”
-Satan, probably
me after I acquire the BEANS
Ah sheet, I'm the 666th
BDG is Satan, confirmed? Would explain the chaotic energy
Xehanort
FUN FACT: I've been gifted Zelda monopoly twice by well meaning relatives. I have also never opened it once.
Unraveled: Brian slowly strips as he gets more and more worked up
;)
I'm down for it
O no
Sadly, we never get past the forearms in terms of skin exposure.
Please
Ah, the three genders.
Adult
Child
Basketball
What about time break?
@@theweakestbrazilianmale3398 that's non binary, I guess?
@@megatennepster3833 Nah, it'd be nontrinary
Guess my genderfluid ass is Breath of the Wild
@@Alex-ux8cl nope, nontriforceary
yall know that meme from Its Always Sunny where Charlie is pointing to the board with the red strings? This is that
Maddie Rice PEPE SILVIA
THERE IS NO CAROL IN HR
Charlie Unravels The Mystery Of Pepe Silvia
i sENT THEM TO,,HALFWAY TO SIBERIA
I love that Link is just lazy in the Adult Timeline and not just missing because at the end of Ocarina of Time Zelda sent him back to his own timeline, creating two timelines where in one Link goes off to save Termina, and in the other a hero with the blood of the chosen knight is nowhere to be found, because Zelda Song of Time’d him out.
This is a broken man
you would be too if you had to use monopoly
This is a broken soul
I facepalmed so hard at the end
We made him do it. But now who is going to do monopoly for him
A broken, broken man.
You lost me at time break ... but found me at monopoly
Kinda like how monopoly found the timelines
HE FOUND US ALL IN MONOPOLY.
Sorry to say this tankmon123 but I don’t mean that
There was a huge build up the MONOPOLY
14:15 this was AMAZING
I like how the set slowly turns red as he descends into hell
I swear, best Polygon videos are the ones that allow us to witness the rapid unraveling of Brian's sanity.
it ain't called unraveled because it unravels video games, its called unraveled because thats what happens to BDG's sanity.
And polygon hasn't had a single video break 1mil views since BDG left. I hope they can recapture the magic someday.
The way he said “sonic” sounded so heartbroken.
He had not yet fallen upon the truth of Sonic's divine essence
@@revolutionarygold you must be new if that's what you think
@@lucasdelaplace2795 he's discovered the truth now, but this was before that. Sonic called to him through this video and his heresy was recanted and repented for
Amanda Amos the way you phrased that statement was immaculate, thank you
@@pixelatedcorpse thank u I grew up evangelical christian and now I'm a pagan atheist but I gotta use all this biblical language for something
Ah, so this is why Reggie quit... Someone cracked the code
Holy. Shit.
Yep and now Nintendo USA is run by Bowser. Gr8 B8 M8
BDG ruined the nintendo hierarchy theory
Dear Polygon,
Please have more Brian in a suit in the future.
Thank you
Also more videos where the video host slowly strips.
>.>
some very good ham
yes
um his EYES are up HERE
4 years later, BDGs unraveled series still remains one of the most creative show about video games out there.
It works on every facet and is amazing to watch. I really hope one day Brian creates another series with production on this level. It truly superb
Somehow this is less confusing than the official timeline.
I consider this canon
Because THIS is the official timeline
Because this one explains zora and rito existing in the same world
@@jawly_ According to Wind Waker, the Rito evolved from the Zora. That doesn't mean ALL of them became Rito. Our world has apes *and* humans, doesn't it?
Burg3rDud3 humans didn’t actually evolve from apes, we just have a recent common ancestor. The thing that we directly evolved from is extinct
I learned absolutely nothing beneficial to my future and yet I feel fulfilled emotionally,
just how I like it
"I cut one of the titles in half... Clayton, we have to start over"
This did for me, I don't know why
The beginning of one of the best RUclips series. Taking what made Game Theory somewhat interesting - and making it funny and incredible.
I like the red tint increase in the filter over time
it matches his rage at monopoly
the red light at the end is a VERY good touch
Wow I didn't notice that, thanks.
It's not just the end it gets progressively redder throughout the video
This video is hilarious, but what's really killing me is... that at some point, someone at Polygon had to have had the thought, 'Hmmm, should we cut out these titles beforehand, or should we make him cut them up by hand on camera, forcing ourselves to make constant jumpcuts? Nah, we'll make him do it, it's funnier.'
Also, uncomfortable or no, that suit looks really sharp. They're just generally not built for jumping around a set, pinning Zelda titles to your theory wall.
I love how it gets redder and redder as the video progresses to signify brian's descent into madness
BDG: this whole goddamn suit is so tight; I feel like a Christmas ham
Me: cuz you lookin like snacc
Please, he’s a full course meal
And dessert
A whole 5 star buffet
I've just found this video again, I had forgotten what it was about, I just knew I was looking for the video of Bertie busting out of his suit and looking obscenely juicy
🤔
This is just Brian gradually losing his clothes over the course of 15 minutes
Claire Granier oh yea 😏
Im so here for this
Finally a plot that I can enjoy.
Longest and least sexy striptease.. Then why is it 10/10 would watch again?!
Brian what kind of cruel sorcery is this??
OwO
Well, actually...
Voxel Smash is just toys and not a real link?
*cough* well actually, link's awaking, a link to the past, and ocracle of ages/seasons links are all the same. so link cannot die after link's awaking
Vcs aqui mano kkkkkkk
Joe Smith That's true acording to Historia, but after Enciclopedia, they updated it and state they're different
Well aaeckkchuueeaaallliii
*The original Unraveled:*
"don't make me do this again!"
*Polygon:*
"well that's your career here!"
You know, true heroes aren't born, they are forged in the flames of greatness. Thank you Brian; you have saved the Zelda franchise by reconciling the timeline. Your research will dull the fires of heated fan arguments for years to come. Godspeed you fancy-vested man... godspeed... :'D
Yes.... He will dull the flames. By confusing us to the point that we will never complain about the timeline ever again
I watched this with a blue light filter over my phonescreen in bed at 4am and the heavy red tint gave it a "serial killer explaining how he can prove he was too busy learning Zelda lore to have committed all those murders officer" vibe
Same...I'm terrified of this man now...😂😂😂😳
the lights in the video do get progressively redder
virgin red filter vs chad ORANGE filter 😌😌 /j
At 14:00 when he said “location, location, location” I thought he was setting up link as becoming a map maker and was gonna say link becomes tinggle
@Mat Hill ME TOO!
I actually typed something similiar in, just to delete it after your comment.
that's what came through my mind as well. I was not disappointed by the real outcome though.
I like how instead of one, consistent timeline, nintendo; made him a child, made him an adult, and best of all, fucking killed him
It's like game theory but funny
Mattpat take fuccing notes
That's not true... Matpat makes great puns. Sometimes...
*technically*
@@Pikabycolorz That's sounds like.. Its just a theory.
But funny and makes sense and uses math of a fuccing 10 yr old! He’s just dumb sometimes. Like “how does the magic thing work? It’s not magic, so it’s quantum physics at Mach ten in 13 different timelines combined with Goku”
And good
BDG was entirely responsible for Age of Calamity, he said that Hyrule Warriors was important, so they made a Cannon game with it.... and somehow it makes this whole time line thing make even more sense....
Doug bowser has seen his waluigi video so he could've seen this aswell
*canon
"Canon"
"white guy in a three piece suit growing more and more disheveled (over zelda)" is probably my sexuality tbh
Julian de Jesus same
Amen
Bdg is an anomaly. He looks so quintessentially nerdy but he is also extremely handsome.
Valid lmao
I mean he totally pulls off the three piece tho
This sounds like a scholar in Morrowind telling you the entire story of how nirn was created.
He's probably correct, but everyone thinks he's an insane heretic overcome by daedric influences.
This has so much chaotic energy behind it i love it
I swear to god BDG could carry this channel just posting videos like this once a week.
he’d DIE if he had to do this every tuesday
This level of research would take lesser nerds months.
This is the polygon content we need
I’ve watched this video a million times, but I never noticed just how insane Brian starts to look at 7:39 the way he’s hunched over and pointing at the camera