I read every Halo novel and became the Master Chief of loneliness | Unraveled

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  • Опубликовано: 2 май 2024
  • Halo Infinite is coming out... Halo Infinite is already here. On July 30, 2019, Brian David Gilbert set out to read every single Halo novel. He has finally unraveled all of them, but it's come at a price: No one wants to talk to him about Halo anymore.
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    Video Sections:
    00:00 - Prologue
    06:21 - Chapter 1: The Indoctrination
    14:35 - Chapter 2: The Universe
    21:00 - Chapter 3: The Isolation
    23:56 - Chapter 4: The Unknown
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Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @polygon
    @polygon  3 года назад +2073

    Enjoyed this? Well, check out this video from before Brian learned how to read: ruclips.net/video/98UpAhyD3wc/видео.html

    • @dandischinosvarietyhour1655
      @dandischinosvarietyhour1655 3 года назад +44

      ...why was this posted today?

    • @ratom_
      @ratom_ 3 года назад +30

      @@dandischinosvarietyhour1655 ...circumstances.

    • @elcorhamlet4858
      @elcorhamlet4858 3 года назад +8

      Hit me up, i own them all, I love talking about them

    • @DaciGotYou
      @DaciGotYou 3 года назад +6

      HELL YES

    • @chloeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      @chloeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 3 года назад +37

      @@dandischinosvarietyhour1655 they’re trying to get people to watch non-unraveled stuff so Brian leaving isn’t the death of polygon :þ

  • @MorallyCorrupted
    @MorallyCorrupted 3 года назад +7152

    I love how almost every Unraveled turns into BDG trying to audition for other jobs

    • @elpaublo3420
      @elpaublo3420 3 года назад +301

      Perhaps he's trying to say something

    • @peaceprinceshaxi5978
      @peaceprinceshaxi5978 3 года назад +497

      It all started with him calculating his retirement x)

    • @vordjoncus
      @vordjoncus 3 года назад +361

      If making a video got him this job, then making more videos can get him *every other job*

    • @joshuapotts2514
      @joshuapotts2514 3 года назад +69

      @@vordjoncus 2020, video resumes are now the only way to apply for jobs

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 3 года назад +9

      What a millennial.

  • @rogue-taxidermy_griffin
    @rogue-taxidermy_griffin 3 года назад +7826

    "God has cursed me for my hubris and my work is never finished" really comes home with the reappearing novels in the beginning.

    • @cassun603
      @cassun603 3 года назад +201

      At least we know what a degree in creative writing qualifies you for:
      Eternal toil at the indenture of an unforgiving muse, gaming

    • @kayundae4411
      @kayundae4411 3 года назад +19

      Cassun *currently studying creative writing in uni*
      _oh no_

    • @cassun603
      @cassun603 3 года назад +11

      @@kayundae4411 Don't fret! You could just write slash fiction for a living. It doesn't have to be gaming

    • @rogue-taxidermy_griffin
      @rogue-taxidermy_griffin 3 года назад +10

      @@kayundae4411 there's only two job options for creative writing: fanfiction or gaming. /s

    • @elizabethdesruisseau7826
      @elizabethdesruisseau7826 3 года назад

      lmaooo

  • @sebastianwillows
    @sebastianwillows Год назад +3806

    In hindsight... I wish Brian wrote for the halo show :(

    • @muhuee
      @muhuee Месяц назад +12

      I agree 100%.

    • @YodaOnABender
      @YodaOnABender Месяц назад +3

      Hindsight? We should’ve seen the trouble from a mile away lol

  • @thezman4869
    @thezman4869 2 года назад +6277

    Honestly the Halo Show would’ve probably been better had Brian written it

    • @Flaris
      @Flaris 2 года назад +230

      It would have been far better.

    • @mikecameron6667
      @mikecameron6667 Год назад +76

      He probably likes the show because he doesn't give a damn about stupid things like wanting Master Chief's helmet on all the time.

    • @bloodyhell8201
      @bloodyhell8201 Год назад

      @@mikecameron6667 he probably likes the show because the AI woman got cucked

    • @BiomechanicalBrick
      @BiomechanicalBrick Год назад +9

      No it would've been the exact same.

    • @ABrazilianDude
      @ABrazilianDude Год назад +247

      @@mikecameron6667 I’m about to start a full fledged immature rant on why this statement is wrong, if you play the games, you realize master chief is a stoic, silent, respectful individual, the show brutally assassinated his character, the show turned him into a rebellious, talkative, shouty moron. But more on your statement, the reason we hate to see him without his helmet is because not only does it disrespect the character and everything he’s been for the past two decades, its also utterly useless and the “emotion” they try to portray is just him being whiny or angry, it’s not master chief. You don’t even need to read the novels to understand who he is, halo doesn’t always need to revolve around him, Halo 3 ODST displayed this perfectly, it made the player enjoy the fresh take on the halo universe and find interest in character not known in the games. The show could have gone with that route, but we got a politically correct, utterly garbage, non canon joke of a show. I’m never going to see it as Halo, it’s a fan fiction set in the halo universe the show writers want, not what’s established, I’m no longer giving paramount my money or attention, that’s one way to destroy my interest.

  • @calebherring387
    @calebherring387 2 года назад +13632

    Brian was so absorbed in the halo universe that when listing his qualifications for writing for the halo tv show he didn't even mention his degree in creative writing.

    • @sycastells1212
      @sycastells1212 2 года назад +655

      Everyone knows a degree in creative writing never gets you a job in the field

    • @logicaltips4107
      @logicaltips4107 2 года назад +847

      @@sycastells1212 Judging by what we know about the show's story, the writers probably would've liked Brian more if he only listed his creative writing degree and skipped out on the Halo lore

    • @percysuckscock
      @percysuckscock 2 года назад +7

      t

    • @skeletor7928
      @skeletor7928 2 года назад +272

      I like how unlike his other episodes, this time he genuinely had me like "Yeah, i can actually see him getting that job"

    • @kimberhoven4214
      @kimberhoven4214 2 года назад +35

      now that the tv show is actually happening I'm wondering if he is in the writing room.

  • @theillusionist1494
    @theillusionist1494 3 года назад +5650

    “A brief two-hour meeting” is a five-word horror story

    • @PlaySA
      @PlaySA 3 года назад +222

      Strong "baby shoes, never worn" energy

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 3 года назад +83

      @@PlaySA
      cant flush no hands

    • @revivvles6736
      @revivvles6736 3 года назад +34

      “Would have been six”

    • @alexanderyoon9163
      @alexanderyoon9163 3 года назад +14

      @@revivvles6736 "It's me, your daughter"

    • @crungler
      @crungler 3 года назад +8

      thats all dnd is really

  • @TheFigureofspeech
    @TheFigureofspeech Год назад +3663

    BDG asking "who are they making this show for?" really hits differently after watching the "Halo" tv show

    • @beebfajeejy
      @beebfajeejy Год назад +291

      the answer seems to be "mass effect fans" originally, given that just by changing a few of the names and locations of the existing halo show you end up with pretty much the mass effect plot.

    • @beebfajeejy
      @beebfajeejy Год назад +105

      @@BiomechanicalBrick they completely butchered the characters so clearly not

    • @CN-yb5gn
      @CN-yb5gn Год назад +259

      @@BiomechanicalBrick in episode 8 master chief has sex. BDG EXPLICITLY STATES THAT THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE, SINCE THE BIOIMPLANTS ESSENTIALLY CASTRATE HIM. In conclusion: do not dirty bdg’s good name over your fanboying over a show that doesn’t follow halo lore at all.

    • @CN-yb5gn
      @CN-yb5gn Год назад +29

      @@BiomechanicalBrick 10:17

    • @BiomechanicalBrick
      @BiomechanicalBrick Год назад +13

      @@CN-yb5gn that's just what the video says, that's partially incorrect. "Akin to". The augmentation process messes with their libidos but does not castrate them.

  • @captaincapitalism9535
    @captaincapitalism9535 2 года назад +816

    The worst part about being a lore nerd is that you really really want to tell people a bunch of useless information about fake people and fake events, but the only people who would care to listen are other lore nerds, but they already know what you’re talking about so there’s no point in explaining it to them.

    • @AdamDj-ic3kr
      @AdamDj-ic3kr 9 месяцев назад +26

      Well,you could also track down newer halo fans interested in the lore

    • @captaincapitalism9535
      @captaincapitalism9535 9 месяцев назад +77

      @@AdamDj-ic3kr Becoming a wise old sage on the mountaintop that aspiring catechumens must climb in an arduous test of mental and physical fortitude for me to tell them “Master Chief’s suit jerks him off”

    • @AdamDj-ic3kr
      @AdamDj-ic3kr 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@captaincapitalism9535 wait is that true?

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 месяцев назад +15

      Trust me, just find an autistic halo fan (As in the actual thing autism not any kind of insult), they will be HAPPY to hear you ramble about lore for hours on end even if they already know what you're talking about

    • @ssjbread2803
      @ssjbread2803 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@AdamDj-ic3krnah, just an in-joke

  • @rainyrayrae
    @rainyrayrae 3 года назад +5428

    Brian.... just write fanfiction. That’s what you do when you feel empty because you know too much about a franchise. You write fanfiction.

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 3 года назад +142

      Been doing so myself, to close up some loose ends from the Forerunner/Flood war, and the, cough, um, Logic Plague...

    • @anegwa
      @anegwa 3 года назад +37

      Write for rvb😝

    • @expressnumber-5049
      @expressnumber-5049 3 года назад +8

      chris sonofpear1 link? 👀

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 3 года назад +16

      @@expressnumber-5049 Sure: www.fanfiction.net/u/7240238/CaptChris42

    • @expressnumber-5049
      @expressnumber-5049 3 года назад +9

      chris sonofpear1 thabks

  • @Sam-on5jf
    @Sam-on5jf 3 года назад +10280

    Brian: I should write for the Halo show
    Brian: lists why
    Brian: DOESNT LIST THAT HE WENT TO HOPKINS AND HAS A DEGREE IN CREATIVE WRITING

    • @funkuro
      @funkuro 3 года назад +686

      he actually deserves to write for a show though

    • @malaizze
      @malaizze 3 года назад +241

      That doesn't seem to be helping him

    • @Sam-on5jf
      @Sam-on5jf 3 года назад +26

      @@funkuro he does!!!

    • @funkuro
      @funkuro 3 года назад +8

      @@Sam-on5jf :o
      for what?

    • @kilo3989
      @kilo3989 3 года назад +164

      He actually set his degree on fire in one of his videos so he can't use that anymore

  • @Woodland_Adventures
    @Woodland_Adventures Год назад +1638

    "Halo's gonna have a tv show!" He said with enthusiasm. "Not much is known about it!"
    _Little did he know, the entire halo community would agree the show fucking sucked(s), and would have actually been much better if he had actually gotten to write for the show_

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi Год назад +12

      Why does the worked sucked have an optional plural?

    • @Woodland_Adventures
      @Woodland_Adventures Год назад +26

      @@Brent-jj6qi not sure if its still going or not.

    • @madmangogaming
      @madmangogaming 9 месяцев назад +22

      literally the only thing the Halo community has ever unanimously agreed on

    • @TheSpaceWanderer101
      @TheSpaceWanderer101 2 месяца назад

      They're making another season

    • @oriongurtner7293
      @oriongurtner7293 2 месяца назад +1

      As someone who genuinely enjoys the show (present tense since it is, in fact, still going), even _I_ feel like it would have been better with BDG in the writing department
      It would have been _much_ better written by BDG
      Hands down
      Missed opportunity right there

  • @Hamppdur
    @Hamppdur 2 года назад +1756

    Brian put more love and care into this entire video than the paramount writers did for the million dollar Halo show. I really do wish they let him write for the show

    • @papercutsrock2403
      @papercutsrock2403 Год назад +20

      He does actually have a degree in creative writing so 🥲

    • @Hamppdur
      @Hamppdur Год назад +28

      @@papercutsrock2403 lol it definitely shows. Still makes me sad that they gave this beloved IP to writers who openly admit to never reading the source material or looking at any of the games for inspiration.

    • @delusion5867
      @delusion5867 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@Hamppdurhoping the fallout show turns out different, the people behind it are actually fans and care about the games and accuracy

    • @katherinebrown5720
      @katherinebrown5720 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Hamppdur Are you serious?! What the actual crap?? I just started the show, I'm literally on the second episode right now... are you telling me it's going to suck?

    • @xtravagentk1275
      @xtravagentk1275 4 месяца назад +1

      @@katherinebrown5720Big suck unfortunately.

  • @xyrissavage4983
    @xyrissavage4983 3 года назад +6956

    "Wait why is he in the office? America is still in lockdown-"
    "Today, july 30th 2019"
    "O h, o h n o"

    • @pishoopy
      @pishoopy 3 года назад +807

      "A lot has changed since I started this project"
      Oh boy has it

    • @marvelholt21
      @marvelholt21 3 года назад +109

      Uhoh john!

    • @n14d14
      @n14d14 3 года назад +113

      pishoopy i mean he no longer has a mustache

    • @erickfadness4427
      @erickfadness4427 3 года назад +6

      Hehehehe

    • @Vulpilux
      @Vulpilux 3 года назад +21

      One year of work...

  • @kittykat490
    @kittykat490 3 года назад +8606

    Wait this is legitimately so heartbreaking because I know that feeling of getting really into something and having absolutely nobody to talk to about it...

  • @poofa4009
    @poofa4009 2 года назад +695

    "I have, no clue, what's going on in these games" As someone who has played practically all of them, neither do I my friend.

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi Год назад +14

      Honestly, the plot was fine in 1, 2, and 3. 4 was good writing, even if it was simple, and helped develop master chief and his relationship with cortina, then 5 drove a bus straight through everything and caused a nuclear catastrophe, that infinite is trying to kinda sorta maybe fix but not really

    • @shawno8253
      @shawno8253 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@Brent-jj6qi Don't forget the massive retcon that halo reach is.

    • @double1777
      @double1777 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@shawno8253Yeah, that game is weird to me. On the one hand, I love the artistic style and gameplay, as well as Noble Team and some of the things they do on Reach. But the massive contradictions to previously established lore are rather… distasteful. Especially when you consider how people who’d read the books probably felt when nothing was known about the game, versus when they learned. Overall, I love it, but I wish it stayed faithful

    • @KitKatHexe
      @KitKatHexe 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@double1777TBF, Bungie was against the books from the beginning. They didn't even want fall of reach to be published in the first place, but daddy Microsoft has other ideas.

  • @normalyo5571
    @normalyo5571 2 года назад +1017

    I think the saddest thing is knowing that he spent his last normal summer reading halo novels... if only we could have warned him.

    • @evincollins5198
      @evincollins5198 Год назад +4

      Last?

    • @normalyo5571
      @normalyo5571 Год назад +43

      @@evincollins5198 yea last before covid

    • @Lukkundant
      @Lukkundant Год назад +18

      @@normalyo5571 christ that's awful

    • @mechanicalmonk2020
      @mechanicalmonk2020 Год назад +11

      @@normalyo5571 I mean, we're back to normal this summer in most of the US at least...

    • @normalyo5571
      @normalyo5571 Год назад +4

      @@mechanicalmonk2020 ^^^

  • @Nyaeris
    @Nyaeris 3 года назад +1854

    "his vocaloid waifu"
    Never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

    • @Crixtoll
      @Crixtoll 3 года назад +2

      Sooooooooo not a weeb

    • @scharra1234
      @scharra1234 3 года назад +8

      wow, just as i was reading that comment it was at the part where brian david gilbert said that, was trippyXD

    • @coolpeepsunite
      @coolpeepsunite 3 года назад +6

      James Acaster fan?

    • @TheAxmore
      @TheAxmore 3 года назад +3

      In the fall of reach Cortana even says that Chief is hot

    • @xcmodev1558
      @xcmodev1558 3 года назад +1

      _it do be like that sometimes_

  • @livingfailure3071
    @livingfailure3071 3 года назад +6343

    Let’s be real nobody would have been mad if this video was 2 hours long

    • @SignumImperativ
      @SignumImperativ 3 года назад +184

      God, can you imagine a collaboration between Brian Gilbert and Jon Bois? They would probably talk for seven hours about the most trivial topic possible and it would be the most interesting thing you have ever watched.

    • @patrickstonecrusher
      @patrickstonecrusher 3 года назад +79

      Hell, I watched an over 2 hour video about how The Lion King didn't rip off Simba The White Lion. Two hours of this would be *nothing* .

    • @donutholebandit6212
      @donutholebandit6212 3 года назад +5

      I would have loved that honestly

    • @Amyphere
      @Amyphere 3 года назад +30

      If Jenny Nicholson can produce a 2 hour video on a terrible conservative novel or a bootleg published Star Wars fanfiction and have people begging for more then BDG could produce a 5 hour Halo novel analysis and no one would bat an eye

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 3 года назад +14

      Dude he could’ve gone for 16 hours and I’d be cool with it

  • @chirpynsleepy958
    @chirpynsleepy958 2 года назад +1478

    "let ME write the halo show! as a real true fan, I know more about this universe than you do!"
    ... Oh boy ... This bit didn't age well

    • @Flaris
      @Flaris 2 года назад +366

      I think it aged great. He was right in that he should have been writing for the show. Though he was wrong in thinking they cared about the lore.

    • @Gamma_249
      @Gamma_249 Год назад +79

      @@Flaris they kicked the lore in the balls so hard, the brain got flattened inside that skull

    • @mikecameron6667
      @mikecameron6667 Год назад +3

      @@Gamma_249 How so? Examples?

    • @veryoriginalname2515
      @veryoriginalname2515 Год назад +15

      @@mikecameron6667 they didnt wven play the games so that they could do their own thing

    • @kevinwillems8720
      @kevinwillems8720 Год назад +19

      @@Flaris See, but he wasn't though.
      That moment was talking about fandom entitlement, getting to the core of the social isolation that can happen when someone is so obsessed with a singular franchise.

  • @SignalRaptor_
    @SignalRaptor_ 2 года назад +265

    20:02 “I know more about this universe than you do”
    Oh how we laughed. For we did not know the legitimacy of this claim at the time.

  • @myrin265
    @myrin265 3 года назад +2609

    The real reason Brian didn’t want to read the novels is because they’re not by Waughin Jarth.

  • @10GildedPennies
    @10GildedPennies 3 года назад +2645

    Absolutely hysterical to me that the moment Brian confessed that he's alienated from his friends and peers the video got interrupted by a halo infinite ad that, upon ending, left me with an uncomfortably long shot of Brian's distraught face.
    Bravo.

    • @Almontri
      @Almontri 3 года назад +66

      the one time i'm sad i have adblockers on, is because of beautiful moments like this

    • @matthewsmith3950
      @matthewsmith3950 3 года назад +49

      Mine was an ad for beer, which I feel was a bit of a self destructive suggestion in that moment

    • @sarahoshea9603
      @sarahoshea9603 2 года назад +2

      These r the things you miss when you download an adfree browser😞

    • @coma7623
      @coma7623 10 дней назад

      Capital one for me, not sure what the connection is there

  • @jman2001jt
    @jman2001jt 2 года назад +507

    This video unironically inspired me to get into Halo and now its one of my favorite franchises so I have to thank Brian for his suffering.

    • @GerryTheProdigy
      @GerryTheProdigy Год назад +17

      Dude same, the audiobooks have been fantastic!

    • @PedroKing19
      @PedroKing19 8 месяцев назад +5

      You are a braver person than I! I refuse to get into them for fears that the new games will butcher the canon.

  • @therealneal9980
    @therealneal9980 Год назад +330

    "This Halo show is being made specifically for me, because this universe is incredibly interesting to me" Oh Brian, how I wish we had known

    • @BiomechanicalBrick
      @BiomechanicalBrick Год назад +3

      He would same the same thing today tbh. The show only halo book nerds can understand.

    • @HankyInTheTanky
      @HankyInTheTanky 3 дня назад

      @@BiomechanicalBrickyea where book nerds could see how they butchered the lore, they follow nothing in the books. They literally just pick and choose characters, locations, and programs and butcher them.

  • @TalexTheLich
    @TalexTheLich 3 года назад +2405

    Brian from Oct 28, 2018
    : "i had to read all the skyrim books UGH!"
    Brian from Jul 30, 2020 : "you child, you babe swaddled in the cloth of ignorance"

    • @schippai3308
      @schippai3308 3 года назад +10

      *2019

    • @sovietyunyun1352
      @sovietyunyun1352 3 года назад +5

      I'm almost disappointed that noone gets the unraveled reference.

    • @Turalcar
      @Turalcar 3 года назад +4

      @@schippai3308 2020 is correct as it reflect the state after the books are read

    • @Turalcar
      @Turalcar 3 года назад +1

      *cashmere blanket of ignorance

    • @DanielSantos-bn6nz
      @DanielSantos-bn6nz 3 года назад

      Best comment

  • @aishas.6895
    @aishas.6895 3 года назад +6875

    bdg is actually leaving polygon to write the halo show

    • @dreeraven5838
      @dreeraven5838 3 года назад +210

      How amazing would that actually be though

    • @javierminguez3420
      @javierminguez3420 3 года назад +288

      We all know al ready that bdg left polygon becouse he had been hired by nintendo to be the voice of Samus in Metroid 4

    • @groofay
      @groofay 3 года назад +168

      @@javierminguez3420 Odd, I thought he'd been hired by nintendo for the role of Waluigi in a FMV game and DEFINITELY not also Luigi.

    • @stravensongorglyforgly3427
      @stravensongorglyforgly3427 3 года назад +118

      @@groofay Are you sure about that? I was under the impression that he found out a way to be his own boss.

    • @harryganz1
      @harryganz1 3 года назад +19

      I've heard it's a musical.

  • @helpme5785
    @helpme5785 Год назад +143

    27:12 if you want the fact that his one partner that has always been on his side has turned on him to become even more fucked up, Brian didn't even mention the fact that Cortana is modelled after Halsey, the doctor/mother figure of john who is the core person behind his abduction and abuse

  • @preyforcougars3601
    @preyforcougars3601 3 месяца назад +31

    To the show producers:
    “I know more about this universe than you do”
    It is *painful* how true that joke turned out to be.

  • @myboithomas1085
    @myboithomas1085 3 года назад +3813

    Brian: "Today, July 30th"
    Me: "Wait today is July 30th"
    Brian: "Of 2019"
    Oh
    *Oh no*

    • @jellydarling1008
      @jellydarling1008 3 года назад +56

      I felt that

    • @MichaelDavidWiller
      @MichaelDavidWiller 3 года назад +13

      Samesies 😆

    • @deadgonk1
      @deadgonk1 3 года назад +72

      I timeskipped back like 3 or 4 times because I thought HE READ EVERY NOVEL IN A SINGLE DAY?!......... IT TOOK A YEAR?!

    • @ezranian
      @ezranian 3 года назад +13

      Oh good, that explains the mustache continuity error

  • @marsvilla7128
    @marsvilla7128 3 года назад +2939

    **At any point during the year**
    Someone: Hey Brian, what're you reading?
    Brian: *Horrified screaming*

    • @user-pp5oh9ee1k
      @user-pp5oh9ee1k 3 года назад +145

      Brian: no the suit doesn’t jack him off
      Someone: that’s not what I asked

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 3 года назад +10

      Brian: *goes off on a tangent*

    • @Sugugus_421
      @Sugugus_421 3 года назад +1

      "Can't tell you. I'm saving it for a video."

  • @stephbenson7340
    @stephbenson7340 Год назад +670

    damn maybe Brian SHOULD have written for the Halo show

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 Год назад +2

      Considering he loves the garbage mess that is the KT trilogy and the cave man guilty spark nonsense maybe it would have somehow been even worse.

    • @BrokenCircle1
      @BrokenCircle1 Год назад +1

      No definitely not. He liked the Karen Travis trilogy. I feel like the people who liked that wrote the show.

  • @stormlordeternal7663
    @stormlordeternal7663 2 года назад +789

    Seeing the halo show finally release, what a massive yike. Brian must have discovered a new despair when the show abandoned all the novels, lore, and everything else of substance. He really should have written it (after playing the games)

    • @BiomechanicalBrick
      @BiomechanicalBrick Год назад +7

      The show actually only abandoned things that had no substance whatsoever, like chief having his helmet in inappropriate situations and chief having stockholm syndrome about being kidnapped and brainwashed. The cool and important stuff is in the show such as Soren

    • @bobross9581
      @bobross9581 Год назад

      @@BiomechanicalBrick You re a clown

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi Год назад

      @@BiomechanicalBrick the thing is that the helmet and extended suit are like a second skin, they’re even more basic to him then the clothes you wear, so of course he doesn’t take it off. Also, it pays off in Halo 2, because the covenant attacked during a ceremony where SGT Johnson told him to wear something nice.
      Also, of course he has weird Stockholm syndrome over the whole situation, he is one of the main reasons that the humans didn’t lose the war against the covenant, which would’ve spelled death for all sentient life in the entire fucking galaxy. If you were in that situation, you would probably excuse the horrible treatment because you would’ve been dead before retirement age anyways, along with everyone you know and love.

    • @RDR911
      @RDR911 2 месяца назад +1

      @@BiomechanicalBrick You forgot to mention how he takes his helmet off every episode, and has sex with a prisoner of war.

  • @AuroraVeil_
    @AuroraVeil_ 3 года назад +2219

    I feel like the breakdowns are shifting from what they used to be: the ramblings of a serial killer. Now they are the sad whispers of a broken man.

    • @echannel6162
      @echannel6162 3 года назад +8

      +

    • @egg5802
      @egg5802 3 года назад +6

      Respect the avatar miboi

    • @theabreetz13
      @theabreetz13 3 года назад +48

      It all started with Waluigi. Waluigi broke him, though he is still wonderfully amazing.

    • @AlicedeTerre
      @AlicedeTerre 3 года назад +35

      I believe this is called character development

    • @AuroraVeil_
      @AuroraVeil_ 3 года назад +28

      @@AlicedeTerre yeah bdg's character arc is really investing, can't wait to see where it goes

  • @mloveless9924
    @mloveless9924 3 года назад +16339

    Brian, whatever polygon is paying you, it isn't enough. Jesus.

    • @adaritter9597
      @adaritter9597 3 года назад +686

      Seriously, can we start like a GoFundMe to pay Brian what he's worth?

    • @mixmastermind
      @mixmastermind 3 года назад +798

      What do you mean they gave him like 300 dollars in free Halo books

    • @fantin298
      @fantin298 3 года назад +101

      mixmastermind yeah I’d love to have all of these books even if I’d take a long time to read them I just want them for collection

    • @GarrettBurchell
      @GarrettBurchell 3 года назад +11

      Agreed.

    • @sunnyjones8682
      @sunnyjones8682 3 года назад +319

      Actually VOX is paying him more than anyone else on the team, there is a huge pay disparity. If you like their content you should support them and look more into supporting the VOX union

  • @camstech1
    @camstech1 Год назад +179

    I can't tell you how much I love this, The Fall of Reach was the first book I ever read outside of school at 10 years old. Even my Halo loving friends felt the same way about me when I'd go on a tangent about the spartan III's while playing Reach. I bought the Halo encyclopedia just to happily sit down and go "haha I knew that"

    • @pasta-and-heroin
      @pasta-and-heroin 7 месяцев назад +8

      dude that last sentence was so fucking funny & so fucking inspiring.... currently googling my way to purchasing a copy as i am the same type of person as you lol

  • @Installation00
    @Installation00 Год назад +38

    You got no one to talk to about Halo? You got me bud. Always up for a chat on Halo. Its what I do.

  • @sirmanmcdude508
    @sirmanmcdude508 3 года назад +2171

    This is the only universe where "Don't worry, they used orphans this time" is a positive thing to say...

    • @8-bitsarda747
      @8-bitsarda747 3 года назад +76

      hey, one of my friends got into a half-hour/hour long debate during a D&D session about why it is the more ethical choice to use orphans, if you're going to sacrifice children

    • @muhammadammarrasyid5780
      @muhammadammarrasyid5780 3 года назад +46

      @@8-bitsarda747 i guess its a quantitative measurement more than anything. "Instead of violating the human rights of a father and his son/daughter, you will only be violating the human rights of his son/daughter!"

    • @Gavite
      @Gavite 3 года назад +35

      The only universe? * Laughs in Warhammer 40k lore *

    • @Condorito380
      @Condorito380 3 года назад +6

      "Well, I didn't use ALL of it!"

    • @River-pg1uk
      @River-pg1uk 2 года назад +2

      @@8-bitsarda747 to be fair its kids that have been orphaned by the covenant so they get a chance to fight the covenant.
      since the covenants spread was so wide that they needed spartans to fight the covenant and taking the orphans of the covenants conflicts it means you can have soldiers that have a personal stake in the conflict.
      still definitely ethically icky butfar better than taking children from their family lives into a conflict they have no stake in.

  • @melodypond215
    @melodypond215 3 года назад +2657

    brian i think you need to start writing Halo fanfiction, that's the only logical use for this knowledge

    • @angelito3795
      @angelito3795 3 года назад +15

      Melody Pond yes I would love that

    • @ShrodingersCatgirl
      @ShrodingersCatgirl 3 года назад +14

      I'd read it

    • @kevinbourne7377
      @kevinbourne7377 3 года назад +74

      tags: Halo, comedy, tragedy, philosophy, suit-jacking

    • @mrsteamie4196
      @mrsteamie4196 3 года назад

      God fuck that would be a trip

    • @marymurphy1429
      @marymurphy1429 3 года назад +5

      I don't care about Halo at all, but I would read it

  • @aderoseimplied
    @aderoseimplied 10 месяцев назад +45

    i am here once again almost 3 years later to say release the full Brian halo novel recaps, i would pay real money to hear over 10 hours of Brian talking and recaping the halo novels to me

  • @lleer00na.79
    @lleer00na.79 Год назад +38

    19:23
    this poor dude. this poor dude. i feel so sorry for him.

  • @animecosplaypanda72
    @animecosplaypanda72 3 года назад +821

    This is what it feels like to force yourself to enjoy something your friends like, then it becoming your hyperfixation after all your friends have moved on

    • @huhuu7093
      @huhuu7093 3 года назад +3

      That's what happened to when h3 came out and after Reach they all moved on. This was 10 years ago.

    • @animecosplaypanda72
      @animecosplaypanda72 3 года назад +2

      Hu Huu felt- I just now got into kingdom hearts years after its release and no one I know cares about it anymore and it’s all I want to discuss

    • @williamsmith6921
      @williamsmith6921 3 года назад +9

      I have autism so I hyperfixate to everything and this has been basically my whole social life

    • @flashqm8291
      @flashqm8291 3 года назад +1

      Kingdom Hearts has already taken my soul.
      And my wallet.

    • @belot217
      @belot217 3 года назад +3

      Me, knowing nothing about Broadway and just now getting into Hamilton because of D+

  • @littlesnowflakepunk855
    @littlesnowflakepunk855 3 года назад +12796

    So when are we getting the full uncut eight hundred hours of Brian's check-ins after finishing every book

    • @fearless_cloud
      @fearless_cloud 3 года назад +695

      I actually want that fr

    • @iluvuradio2021
      @iluvuradio2021 3 года назад +539

      I really want him to release it. i would watch it.
      I also want to see his reaction to RVB

    • @dkz8394
      @dkz8394 3 года назад +82

      I really need this

    • @cass1115
      @cass1115 3 года назад +307

      Ok genuinely I'd love to hear some of his thoughts on the individual books because uh...I really don't want to read the books but the way he dives into some of them here makes me really interested in hearing a longer analysis

    • @TheAxmore
      @TheAxmore 3 года назад +86

      @@cass1115 If youre a decent fan of the games I'd say they are worth a shot. The original bungie novels are all pretty solid but the ones he highlighted as good are actually really good

  • @tomsparrow1823
    @tomsparrow1823 Год назад +27

    I think the progression of BDG from "funny guy losing his mind from taking things too seriously" to "man haunted by an unknowable cosmic force forcing him to try to comprehend everything on an absurdly deep level" was actually a slow enough build that I didn't even notice the change all that much until the show was over and I started rewatching unrevaled episodes out of order.

  • @Lucy666Fernandez
    @Lucy666Fernandez 2 года назад +74

    Not being able to talk about anything else after reading that many books is such a fucking mood. 14 volumes of the Overlord light novel ripped my personality to shreds.

    • @serotonin7365
      @serotonin7365 6 месяцев назад +1

      Those books change a man

    • @magnenoalex2
      @magnenoalex2 2 месяца назад

      The star wars expanded Universe for me

  • @beacnjones24
    @beacnjones24 3 года назад +2723

    Polygon Unraveled: how can we get Brian to have a mental breakdown for people's amusement
    Brian on Overboard: *how can I get my revenge on all of my coworkers?*

  • @MortDork
    @MortDork 3 года назад +892

    Things that have changed since July 30, 2019:
    -Brian no longer has a mustache
    -His brain is filled with Halo knowledge
    Nothing else. Everything else in the world is still the same

    • @figisfruit8256
      @figisfruit8256 3 года назад +19

      Nothing else

    • @hilosky
      @hilosky 3 года назад +17

      Absolutely nothing else

    • @Sasha-ff5ce
      @Sasha-ff5ce 3 года назад +17

      Nope, completely fine here, nothing changed

    • @realpauldano
      @realpauldano 3 года назад +11

      zero. nada. zilch. nothing at all has happened

    • @cozy_comet2626
      @cozy_comet2626 3 года назад +12

      everything is completely normal except for those 2 things

  • @xdarin_
    @xdarin_ Год назад +20

    "For my Skyrim Book Report, I read 571 pages. For this, I read 10,920 pages.
    Which is _more"_

  • @billyalarie929
    @billyalarie929 Год назад +73

    I want the full length vids we are only given tiny hints about.
    Yes, all of them.

  • @malignantdentistry8912
    @malignantdentistry8912 3 года назад +3136

    “His home would not fall...” *looks at title of novel* “UH-OH JOHN!”

    • @limbonlegs1662
      @limbonlegs1662 3 года назад +9

      @Fluffle Truflle ruh roh raggy

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 3 года назад +8

      That joke is so simple, but it _killed me_ .

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 3 года назад +1

      Whenever I see blatant foreshadowing, I will respond with a huge UH OH!

  • @featheredicarus
    @featheredicarus 3 года назад +532

    The implication that he does not choose the topic, rather the universe chooses it for him, is enlightening.

    • @Znijik
      @Znijik 3 года назад +17

      Previously, he has willingly chosen to cover topics destined for him to cover, but when Brian tries to change the threads of fate, the universe must dip its hand in to intervene.

    • @jqs.20
      @jqs.20 3 года назад +1

      Brian David Gilbert Unravels Why the Universe Torments Him So

  • @ClownGirl1225
    @ClownGirl1225 2 года назад +117

    just started playing halo infinite today and this helped alot when understanding everything that happened before that opening cutscene because ive never played or read or seen halo before

  • @logangate6049
    @logangate6049 Год назад +192

    God I’d kill to hear his thoughts on the now fully released show.

  • @custodeon
    @custodeon 3 года назад +641

    "To become God is the lonliest achievement of all."

  • @wyattshoemaker7018
    @wyattshoemaker7018 3 года назад +1091

    Next episode: “I read every single Warhammer 40,000 novel and am now the Emperor of being dead.”

    • @joshuavidrine889
      @joshuavidrine889 3 года назад +34

      This man is clearly not the God Emperor, you heretic! I'm calling the Inquisition!

    • @RegretExegersi
      @RegretExegersi 3 года назад +30

      God. I would love to see this one happen.

    • @russelldavis1875
      @russelldavis1875 3 года назад +7

      Oh dear god. Everything not written by Dan Abnett is trash though

    • @maggiescarlet
      @maggiescarlet 3 года назад +15

      Honestly not sure if it would be possible to fit them into one lifetime... And that thought is darker than many of the events that take place in 40k 💀

    • @darthmelsie
      @darthmelsie 3 года назад +8

      Featuring several (SEVERAL) videos discussing what is canon and what isn't.

  • @pharaohbubbles1547
    @pharaohbubbles1547 7 месяцев назад +15

    Boy that Halo TV show enthusiasm did NOT age well, huh?

  • @ThewouldbePrince
    @ThewouldbePrince 2 года назад +128

    This is hilarious to watch considering the writers didn't even play the games

    • @drakenhoff
      @drakenhoff Год назад +6

      I mean neither did BDG

  • @silasnelson2482
    @silasnelson2482 3 года назад +2414

    “I am 0 books a year,”
    *Previously read every book in Skyrim

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision 3 года назад +70

      The books in skyrim aren’t full books, they’re only a few pages each so they don’t really count

    • @tommynickerson2697
      @tommynickerson2697 3 года назад +74

      @@MerkhVision if he counts them all in one, then he could count at least 1

    • @adv78
      @adv78 3 года назад +19

      It was more than a year ago...

    • @TobiasFangorIsntCis
      @TobiasFangorIsntCis 3 года назад +10

      @@MerkhVision Short stories are still books, dude

    • @8-bitsarda747
      @8-bitsarda747 3 года назад +3

      that graphic was for how many non-Halo books he read for that year, it's not how many books he reads on average per year

  • @lanaelise4464
    @lanaelise4464 3 года назад +811

    The knowledge that BDG spent LITERALLY the entire 28th year of my life doing a Halo book report is fantastic. Birthday to birthday, he suffered for my entertainment.

    • @JGirDesu
      @JGirDesu 3 года назад +6

      Happy Birthday!

    • @thedom2753
      @thedom2753 3 года назад +6

      Happy birthday! Try not to dissect Brian's actions too much or you'll go mad from the revelation

    • @BeccaMoses
      @BeccaMoses 3 года назад +2

      happy birthday !!! hope u can find safe ways to celebrate w the people u love ❤️

  • @TitanFM
    @TitanFM 9 месяцев назад +17

    This video was hilarious but the whole thing was worth it for 'I was behind the wheel of the warthog of literature'

  • @RangerHouston
    @RangerHouston 3 месяца назад +10

    *They* _really_ *should’ve let Brian write for the Halo TV show…*

  • @rainbowroadthekilljoy8
    @rainbowroadthekilljoy8 3 года назад +1723

    I want all the hours of unedited footage of BDG talking about each Halo book.

    • @Gray963
      @Gray963 3 года назад +24

      saaaaame

    • @marymurphy1429
      @marymurphy1429 3 года назад +16

      Same

    • @TheLacunae
      @TheLacunae 3 года назад +7

      Same

    • @coltenpatton6102
      @coltenpatton6102 3 года назад +18

      wait he didnt post those somewhere? thats what i was going to look for next.

    • @johnherrera5261
      @johnherrera5261 3 года назад +9

      You think they'll actually do this is like an in depth version

  • @thepaintingbanjo8894
    @thepaintingbanjo8894 3 года назад +511

    " I've read 571 pages in my Skyrim book report. For this, I've read 10,920. *Which is more.* "
    Dude knows his math.

  • @karmallarma5871
    @karmallarma5871 10 месяцев назад +13

    To add onto why the K-5 trilogy is so good; they're just fun reads. They detail some really cool concepts and sequences and all of the chatacters are actually quite well-done and distinct. Naomi, the Spartan, especially shines here; she's successfully depicted as deeply damaged and asocial owing to her upbringing while simultaneously forming very quick bonds with her military brethren, allowing for the relaxed interactions and occasional one-liners that made Spartans like Chief so personable in the first few Halo games. Basically she's not a shell, but rather a deeply damaged yet rounded out _person._

  • @rosellarade
    @rosellarade 9 месяцев назад +4

    paying my yearly pilgrimage to this masterpiece

  • @reddyu4259
    @reddyu4259 3 года назад +2101

    I was legit disappointed when he said he was shortening it so it didn’t go on for hours. I want to watch him go in depth into the halo lore with the clips of his gut reactions cut in. I would watch the whole thing no matter the length

    • @AlbinoKiwi47
      @AlbinoKiwi47 3 года назад +142

      petition for bdg to do a several hour halo analysis

    • @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
      @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice 3 года назад +3

      ♡♡♡♡♡

    • @PauaP
      @PauaP 3 года назад +28

      @@AlbinoKiwi47 Have mercy to the man, he had already gone through enough. Have you no sympathy?!

    • @xyrissavage4983
      @xyrissavage4983 3 года назад +42

      @@PauaP no
      We do not

    • @JamEngulfer
      @JamEngulfer 3 года назад +62

      I watched a 2 and a half hour video on RWBY, a show I haven’t even watched before. I’m absolutely down to watch Brian talking about Halo for at least that long.

  • @stylesnivy1839
    @stylesnivy1839 3 года назад +2663

    His home would not fall.
    “The fall of Reach”
    Uh oh John

    • @statementofjoespooky1660
      @statementofjoespooky1660 3 года назад +31

      @@owenshirrell1150 apologies for the deception

    • @emerz3530
      @emerz3530 3 года назад +10

      @@statementofjoespooky1660 there's so much going in this one comment

    • @hmm8445
      @hmm8445 3 года назад

      Age like milk

    • @dustindubbo2892
      @dustindubbo2892 3 года назад +4

      Technically his first home was Eridanus II so double yikes.

    • @emerz3530
      @emerz3530 3 года назад +2

      @@dustindubbo2892 *Uh oh John*

  • @allyd1824
    @allyd1824 2 года назад +36

    Because of this video I completely got sucked into the Halo universe. I just finished reading the Kilo-Five trilogy. I spent Labor Day 2020 sitting on the couch watching all the cutscenes for Halo 1-5 (and cried at the end of Halo 4). It is super ironic that FPS games make me motion sick. I would love to hear BDG's thoughts about the series. I love it a lot and it's been funny reading the end of Mortal Dictata while watching the first half of the season.

    • @pasta-and-heroin
      @pasta-and-heroin 7 месяцев назад +2

      dude its been crazy to see people who weren't previously fans get into it after watching this. it made my heart so full to read that!
      if you play video games (just not FPS) and have an itch to actually grab the controls of a halo game for once, Halo Wars is such a strange, unique little experiment that works surprisingly well. if you've played Age of Empires, you'll be able to figure it out. funnily enough, i believe the first Halo Wars can without a doubt be credited as the first real-time strategy game exclusively made for consoles - and made VERY well! totally shocked the industry that an RTS could work at all.
      anyways sorry for rambling, HALO IS FUN! hope you're well mate (:

  • @isaiahdavila9876
    @isaiahdavila9876 3 месяца назад +5

    Hey bro... Thanks for the Halo show. They made it just for you and unleashed it on the rest of us

  • @neveerland
    @neveerland 3 года назад +961

    "today, on july 30th..." What? That's today, how is he- "...2019" oh. Oh no.

  • @008TheDen
    @008TheDen 3 года назад +15111

    Can we have a stream where Brian just answers halo lore questions and goes on all the weird tangents that couldn't fit into this video?

    • @RL-rw9dy
      @RL-rw9dy 3 года назад +407

      Yes that would be so good

    • @TfDblog
      @TfDblog 3 года назад +288

      That would be absolutely horrible... I love it!

    • @williamlipayon1311
      @williamlipayon1311 3 года назад +77

      HiddenXperia would like to have a word

    • @swans184
      @swans184 3 года назад +173

      I want to see his 30 minute gut reactions to each book

    • @advogadododiabo6940
      @advogadododiabo6940 3 года назад +19

      We need it

  • @woodchair6867
    @woodchair6867 2 года назад +12

    love how the constant cutting that's in every unraveled makes it looks so much less unnatural for the halo novels to appear out of thin air

  • @henrywarmoth1792
    @henrywarmoth1792 7 месяцев назад +3

    "I am a monument to all your sins."

  • @futuresoonest
    @futuresoonest 3 года назад +1357

    I'm Greg Bear's daughter, and I linked him to the bits of this video that mention his books. He calls it "Very cool appreciation of pure genius!", which I think means he liked it. Bit surreal to see my dad's name in one of these videos, but hey, at least Brian was nice about it.

    • @willbass86
      @willbass86 3 года назад +51

      I'm disappointed he didn't go into more depth on those. There are some huge, powerful concepts which influence the whole lore.

    • @kingja2000
      @kingja2000 3 года назад +81

      You should check out "Halo Conversationalists". They spend hours talking about your father's work, and I am sure he'd love to hear it!

    • @InveterateMendaciousness
      @InveterateMendaciousness 3 года назад +9

      @@kingja2000 installation00's channel is a great source for concepts found in the forerunner trilogy as well

    • @jonnystrange3617
      @jonnystrange3617 3 года назад +11

      The Forerunner Saga is my favourite piece of Halo lore out there. Give the good man my personal thanks, hes a terrific writer.

    • @drew5637
      @drew5637 3 года назад +11

      Your fathers work was one of the highlights of my teen years, send him my thanks.

  • @Electroporcupine
    @Electroporcupine 3 года назад +692

    ME: *sees title*
    ME: Oh god no Brian don't-
    BDG: It's July 30th, 2019
    ME: Oh no, he already did it...

    • @deltaone2837
      @deltaone2837 3 года назад +28

      '' Dom, he is not a comic book vilain. Do you think he would explain his master-plan if you had the slightest chance to stop it? He did it 12 months ago''
      Ozymandias.

  • @fergusofdalibor4264
    @fergusofdalibor4264 7 месяцев назад +11

    They should've let you write the Halo show

  • @thetango797
    @thetango797 Год назад +22

    I really would like to see even a short follow up with Brian about how the show turned out. I haven't seen it but all my mates who have and are also Halo fans were disappointed. Plus it would be the perfect excuse for Brian to put his limitless knowledge about the universe to good use again!

    • @Eagle3302PL
      @Eagle3302PL Год назад +2

      Master Cheeks would be an insult of Brian's commitment to this project.

  • @BoloJolo
    @BoloJolo 3 года назад +2929

    "It's like trying to explain Shaw-Fujikawa drives to an Unggoy"
    I don't know what's sadder, the sentence or the fact that I understood the sentence.

    • @CHmLgN
      @CHmLgN 3 года назад +287

      I laughed along with him at that line. Then I realized that I had laughed. I then swore loudly.

    • @pixelpatch
      @pixelpatch 3 года назад +57

      We are all in the same boat, everyone grab a drink.

    • @highjumpstudios2384
      @highjumpstudios2384 3 года назад +23

      Eesh. I truly am sad.

    • @thatguy4544
      @thatguy4544 3 года назад +28

      I think that fact that it made sense to all of us is the sadder part.

    • @tkts8782
      @tkts8782 3 года назад +4

      Facts

  • @Misspupperz
    @Misspupperz 3 года назад +443

    “Because God has cursed me for my hubris, and my work is never finished.”

  • @knavishroot1238
    @knavishroot1238 Год назад +171

    Remember when he said that the TV show was made for Halo fans like himself who have read the books?
    Well that that was a fucking lie.

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi Год назад

      @\f_a/ they clearly didn’t read or play any of the games because they fucking admitted to the latter and butchered everything

  • @milkbiscuit166
    @milkbiscuit166 2 месяца назад +2

    "bad blood. Sequel to new blood. The blood is bad now." Your words speak volumes my friend.

  • @zacharydzieciol7563
    @zacharydzieciol7563 3 года назад +1054

    The fact that he started exactly 1 year ago is the most bdg thing I've ever seen

    • @beatrizcosta9945
      @beatrizcosta9945 3 года назад +9

      Exactly my thoughts

    • @maxenporter
      @maxenporter 3 года назад +10

      This is why I love him so much

    • @gasleona
      @gasleona 3 года назад +9

      I thought to myself, "Brian...are you alright?"

    • @chickenperson5209
      @chickenperson5209 3 года назад +13

      Keep in mind that all the unraveleds for the past year were done on top of this

    • @critch7514
      @critch7514 3 года назад +8

      You've underestimated the powers of theatre kids

  • @stolasish1184
    @stolasish1184 3 года назад +546

    The realization that the past year of Brian’s life was spent reading halo books recontextualize every single video he has put out

  • @MaxTrogmore42
    @MaxTrogmore42 9 месяцев назад +9

    Little did Brian know, the Halo TV show could of done with someone who read even the title of one of the books or even the back of the game box / digital description

  • @fidd0042
    @fidd0042 6 месяцев назад +5

    The scream of terror gets me everytime

  • @kapmando
    @kapmando 3 года назад +656

    “Because God has cursed me for my hubris, and my work is never finished.”
    You thought this an idle joke? No. It is real!

  • @lsmithrulez
    @lsmithrulez 3 года назад +573

    Petition to have an entire video on Brian just telling us everything he wants to tell us about the Novels so he doesn’t feel so alone because we care. We wanna know.

    • @bluejaypirate4560
      @bluejaypirate4560 3 года назад +22

      I cannot fucking describe how much I would be on board with this

    • @Detahramet
      @Detahramet 3 года назад +11

      Worst case scenario: Make it a drinking game. Tonnes of fun either way.

    • @zeppie_
      @zeppie_ 3 года назад +6

      Right? I don't care if it's 4 hours long, just give me all those juicy deets

    • @ebolapie
      @ebolapie 3 года назад +4

      proud to upvote this petition to the weed number

  • @helljumper5601
    @helljumper5601 Год назад +8

    As someone who has also read almost every single Halo book… I relate to this. Once you know so much there is NOBODY to talk to about Halo.
    Please send help.

    • @derpynerdy6294
      @derpynerdy6294 Год назад +2

      hello please join halo pedia for fun

    • @helljumper5601
      @helljumper5601 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@derpynerdy6294 oh I use Halopedia. A lot.

  • @queenmcninja7751
    @queenmcninja7751 Год назад +2

    "Uh Oh John..."
    Im crying.

  • @hippotripo6145
    @hippotripo6145 3 года назад +1779

    “July 30 2019”
    Me: there’s no way he read that many books, write a script and edit in a week! Is there?
    “July 30 *2019”*
    Me: oh.

    • @zeng6042
      @zeng6042 3 года назад +33

      Is that a Hollow Knight mixed with Lego Star Wars profile pic?

    • @thepan4ever
      @thepan4ever 3 года назад +3

      @@zeng6042 definitely.

  • @renetrograde
    @renetrograde 3 года назад +3464

    congrats, brian. you got my mom to read the halo novels, something that years of me and my brother infodumping halo lore has never done. i guess you're the favorite child now.
    edit: when the hell did this gain traction

    • @BamfIamone
      @BamfIamone 3 года назад +144

      What an interesting family unit!

    • @JoshuaC34
      @JoshuaC34 3 года назад +34

      Wait, how did he get your mom to read the Halo books?

    • @czechmeoutbabe1997
      @czechmeoutbabe1997 3 года назад +32

      Hey be glad at least your mom can write for the show now

    • @son_of_trogdor
      @son_of_trogdor 3 года назад +81

      @@JoshuaC34 By telling her that John's suit doesn't jack him off.

    • @mistertea603
      @mistertea603 3 года назад +4

      Oof

  • @bridgecrewdave
    @bridgecrewdave Год назад +52

    So turns out Brian DID know more than the writers of the Halo TV show/

  • @Relgar47
    @Relgar47 2 года назад +12

    @19:15 if only we knew then, what we know now...

    • @Flaris
      @Flaris 2 года назад +1

      Poor guy…

  • @natorious314
    @natorious314 3 года назад +1465

    "The average American reads 12 books a year." I don't think I've ever heard a statement more false.

    • @cresleyb
      @cresleyb 3 года назад +183

      books georg reads 8000 books a year

    • @danonstephen847
      @danonstephen847 3 года назад +231

      This is a primary example of why the average is far less important than the median

    • @skrevel
      @skrevel 3 года назад +164

      He also said the median is 4, which is fair. The mean includes people like academics and uh, Brian now I guess.

    • @adammiller4473
      @adammiller4473 3 года назад +38

      I know I am the wierdo here, but I think I read about 150 books since 2019? so I am doing my part to keep that average nice and high

    • @TheCrathes
      @TheCrathes 3 года назад +21

      @@adammiller4473 I'm not from the US, so I don't affect your statistics at all, but I had to ask someone else that reads a lot. Is it just me, or is it weird to complain about reading 25 books in a _year_ when he can do it FOR WORK. I mean, imagine getting paid for reading books! The Halo books are mostly pretty okay books as well so it's not like they are a slog to get through.

  • @DHoffman67
    @DHoffman67 3 года назад +3554

    This man is a titan of his industry...Now if I could just figure out what that industry is

    • @chrischin_94
      @chrischin_94 2 года назад +51

      Ikr like what degree do you need for this job? Journalism? Media?

    • @kenziebalhatchet3918
      @kenziebalhatchet3918 2 года назад +45

      @@chrischin_94 yes

    • @cevichegrace
      @cevichegrace 2 года назад +127

      His industry is having three first names and no last name

    • @CygnusTheSilly
      @CygnusTheSilly 2 года назад +6

      Chaos

    • @vilkarmooringstead5346
      @vilkarmooringstead5346 2 года назад +6

      You just gotta watch his video about how to make 20,000 a month by being your own boss

  • @austinwilburn1772
    @austinwilburn1772 2 года назад +8

    The books instantly showing up on the table is done perfectly. Great acting.

  • @saulgallagher5668
    @saulgallagher5668 2 года назад +76

    Honestly, a longer version of this sounds pretty interesting... though it would probably mean BDG unravels his own sanity more having to reread the books

  • @TheDeadDXD
    @TheDeadDXD 3 года назад +562

    Cortana Being Described As A Vocaloid Waifu Is Too Damn Funny

    • @funkuro
      @funkuro 3 года назад +12

      Cortana = Hatsune Miku

    • @Chestyfriend
      @Chestyfriend 3 года назад +6

      Honestly the love story between John and Cortana is one of the purest ever told. Until 343 turned it into really bad erotic fan fiction.

  • @spec0117
    @spec0117 2 года назад +2143

    Brian's descent into madness is a clear example why the UNSC discontinues their AIs after 7 years of service.

    • @Sammie1053
      @Sammie1053 2 года назад +91

      Oh my god BDG went rampant

    • @nylonkid01
      @nylonkid01 2 года назад +3

      They used Replika and the Royal Fandom as their Neo-key. United Nations Sec. Council pays anything but attention *coughing 19xs*

  • @KaisarionOmega
    @KaisarionOmega 3 месяца назад +2

    I have watched this video countless times throughout the years.
    However, only recently I actually started playing the games in order, so far I've beaten all of them from Reach to Guardians, only Infinite is left
    And boy oh boy, the amount of references I'm now understanding is just WILD