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  • Опубликовано: 9 июл 2019
  • Link needs to eat in order to gain hearts, but are his recipes any good? Brian David Gilbert teams up with Eater's Adam Moussa to discover which of Breath of the Wild's 78 recipes are tasty and how many hearts they should actually restore.
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  • @briandavidgilbert
    @briandavidgilbert 4 года назад +93036

    cooking pro tip: literally just use carrots as any other vegetable it's totally fine and doesn't affect recipes at all

    • @rorysmistakes
      @rorysmistakes 4 года назад +3338

      i question your ideas

    • @ashleywhite8888
      @ashleywhite8888 4 года назад +4047

      this man be out here ignoring watery tasting lettuce which is just carrots but better

    • @thatdork3871
      @thatdork3871 4 года назад +581

      your MIND 😍😍🥰

    • @Snowspring09
      @Snowspring09 4 года назад +765

      BDG, please drop us a link on where you got that shirt, it's so good

    • @ky5743
      @ky5743 4 года назад +493

      Brian, I need you to figure out what happened to Barbara Finch in What Remains of Edith Finch. Please. The story has so many plot holes. Please, Brian.

  • @pink_distro
    @pink_distro 4 года назад +9480

    their standards get so low by the end lmfao
    adam: "that's crispy rice"
    brian: "it's good"
    adam: "that's a 9"

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 года назад +719

      That's what happens when you eat for 7 hours without salt.

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 4 года назад +15

      @@Silverwind87 weak people

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo 4 года назад +366

      @@0Clewi0 Unseasoned food has literally broken hardened soldiers, bruh.

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 4 года назад +5

      @@GoddoDoggo sure, but this is one day

    • @mineking57
      @mineking57 4 года назад +142

      @@0Clewi0 also 78 meals

  • @vicky248123
    @vicky248123 4 года назад +5786

    Things had gone horribly wrong the minute the answer to the question "How's the meat?" was "Milky"

    • @renn.1ie
      @renn.1ie 4 года назад +38

      tori248 😏

    • @mariyahjackson7556
      @mariyahjackson7556 4 года назад +20

      Abigail Aldridge NOoOoOooO

    • @Scotchwillem
      @Scotchwillem 4 года назад +31

      @Human Resources I'll take a rum ham over milk steak any day

    • @thedepressedmanatee7807
      @thedepressedmanatee7807 4 года назад +3

      As I was reading this I literally snorted the lemon Fanta I was drinking
      It still burns

    • @zeusrulez
      @zeusrulez 4 года назад +1

      The depressed Manatee no the cocaine is to the left

  • @chickensandwich9977
    @chickensandwich9977 2 года назад +7035

    They came into this as acquaintances
    They left as brothers...
    Scarred...but brothers

    • @crowned_moth
      @crowned_moth Год назад +4

      😂

    • @diggoran
      @diggoran Год назад +73

      Scarred butt brothers

    • @IceUrsa216
      @IceUrsa216 Год назад +58

      S I B L I N G S S I B L I N G S S I B L I N G S S I B L I N G S

    • @jlancov8890
      @jlancov8890 Год назад +55

      They need to do a collab with the others
      Babish is Wisdom
      DougDoug is Courage
      They are Strength

    • @chickensandwich9977
      @chickensandwich9977 Год назад +20

      @@jlancov8890 I am 100% behind this. Also, thank you for expanding the RUclips Cooks' lore

  • @chatyxd6078
    @chatyxd6078 2 года назад +4457

    I like how the good stuff is just "Oh, this tastes like actual food, +5"

    • @naughtymelon6712
      @naughtymelon6712 8 месяцев назад +75

      Really shows you how low their standards got when the highest rated thing was essentially glorified hardtack.

    • @user-ve1oh9oo6w
      @user-ve1oh9oo6w 3 месяца назад +3

      @@naughtymelon6712 and the second best was bananas(although fried bananas are an actual thing in southeast asia so idk how flatbread ranked higher than that)
      Edit: the fried bananas were cold. that’s why

  • @dandynoble2875
    @dandynoble2875 4 года назад +6846

    Dude is constantly depleting his stamina, sprinting everywhere, fighting anything, climbing anything. Carbo-loading every single meal is exactly what he should be doing.

    • @learouge1942
      @learouge1942 4 года назад +896

      You could be talking either about link or brian and both would make sense

    • @chaotik7853
      @chaotik7853 4 года назад +214

      I mean like how is he not jacked, when you take his shirt off he looks like an average Joe.

    • @thewatcher9237
      @thewatcher9237 4 года назад +42

      Sure, but the carbs don’t even taste good so what’s the point even .

    • @dandynoble2875
      @dandynoble2875 4 года назад +297

      @@thewatcher9237 Did you not... watch the video?
      What he said was that the things Link actually can make-- the things they ranked highest-- are just carbs.

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 4 года назад +44

      @@thewatcher9237 Carbs with salt and butter

  • @averynelson1186
    @averynelson1186 4 года назад +9054

    You can literally see their friendship develop over the course of the day thanks to the shared trauma

    • @traior246
      @traior246 3 года назад +518

      How Friendships works in Schools and Offices

    • @jf2801
      @jf2801 3 года назад +353

      A bond forged in fire, as the saying goes lol. Specifically, the fire under the wok

    • @davemccombs
      @davemccombs 3 года назад +9

      Literally? Like, literally, can you literally see that? Jesus

    • @averynelson1186
      @averynelson1186 3 года назад +170

      @@davemccombs hey dude are you okay?

    • @jonathonwong8291
      @jonathonwong8291 3 года назад +78

      @@davemccombs literally can be used in the literal sense or to emphasize something despite it being not literal

  • @LovelyMetalhead
    @LovelyMetalhead 2 года назад +4676

    "It just tastes like honey.... oh there's the fish" will never not be funny

    • @ssarahhhhh
      @ssarahhhhh 8 месяцев назад +9

      i read that as soon as he said it 😭😭

  • @nb_nb
    @nb_nb 2 года назад +7412

    I like to imagine link just carries around spices and seasonings for cooking with. Like, yeah he almost died, but what's he gonna do, make bland chilli?

    • @mariothane8754
      @mariothane8754 2 года назад +504

      Is that why he’s the only link that can’t stuff things in his pockets forever? He’s too busy worrying about making his food halfway decent?

    • @calamaribowl8683
      @calamaribowl8683 Год назад +652

      @@mariothane8754 so what you're saying is that the only reason I can't have more armor is because he needs space for paprika? Cus that actually justifies it

    • @baguettegott3409
      @baguettegott3409 Год назад +98

      Samwise Gamgee does, I see no reason why Link can't do it too

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 Год назад +84

      @@baguettegott3409 What Tears of the Kingdom needs is a few good _taters._

    • @Juanajito
      @Juanajito Год назад +54

      @@baguettegott3409 well, in lore the man is in love with food so-

  • @pinkducklett1051
    @pinkducklett1051 4 года назад +5864

    They should start a cooking show called "Coulda Been Worse."
    And all they do in it is make mediocre recipes found in video games.

    • @pinkducklett1051
      @pinkducklett1051 4 года назад +29

      @Michelle M. I need to see that.

    • @kikoonthemove
      @kikoonthemove 4 года назад +90

      @@pinkducklett1051 They would probably die of unknown diseases and that's just half the fun

    • @tecwynjones6532
      @tecwynjones6532 4 года назад +19

      @@kikoonthemove Well the mush bars gives duplicants diarrhoea so...

    • @Aaron-mj9ie
      @Aaron-mj9ie 4 года назад +7

      They could keep that show going and make awful food... Until someone died... :/

    • @therabbit555
      @therabbit555 4 года назад +2

      WE MUST REACH 666 LIKES WE CAN DO THIS PEOPLE!

  • @hansb1337
    @hansb1337 4 года назад +4260

    "Now that's milk and meat, together at last."
    *screams in kosher*

    • @mischieffoal8689
      @mischieffoal8689 4 года назад +76

      Literally all my thoughts for this video

    • @moirajones1071
      @moirajones1071 4 года назад +27

      same hat

    • @Oblivion776
      @Oblivion776 4 года назад +37

      This is literally the best thing I've read in at least the last 30000 seconds.

    • @beahwatson
      @beahwatson 4 года назад +177

      /glazed apples are just apples dipped in honey
      *grins in rosh hashanah*

    • @BBarNavi
      @BBarNavi 4 года назад +13

      Oy vey, it's like anuddah aveirah

  • @kigut7443
    @kigut7443 2 года назад +7984

    so there was absolutely no reason for me to do this, but i was curious about the steamed meat. the game is obviously made in japanese first and then localized/translated into english, which means that a lot of items in games that have an english name may not have ever been intended to have such a meaning.
    so i wondered if link had actually steamed the meat, since steam is an instruction right? you steam the meat.
    i changed my switch's settings to japanese and opened up the game. i traveled to a stable where i knew a cooking pot was and made the recipe, which called for one herb of any kind and a piece of meat. in japanese, the item is called 包み焼き肉 (tsutsumi yakiniku), which translates to WRAPPED GRILLED MEAT
    they never had to steam it and turn it into a grey piece of leather.
    it was wrapped in herbs and grilled this whole time

    • @KlutzyNinjaKitty
      @KlutzyNinjaKitty Год назад +1205

      Okay, this is actually really interesting! And, it also explains why the meat comes on a leaf! Though, I don't know why they changed it to steamed when "wrapped grilled meat" is perfectly understandable?
      (Also, I see I've found another chad Shelter 2 enjoyer)

    • @TheTandborsten
      @TheTandborsten Год назад +632

      This is good journalism, +5 hearts!

    • @geekybunnycat
      @geekybunnycat Год назад +849

      If I had a nickel for every time Brian ate cooked-to-grey meat due to a video game translation error, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice
      (the other video is the Unraveled on Stamina Increasing)

    • @mandiblackwell4668
      @mandiblackwell4668 Год назад +332

      these dudes also willingly drank "sweet scrambled eggs" instead of making an actual egg pudding/custard (which last time I made it it took me like 15 minutes while I was making frosting.), we shouldn't be too shocked.

    • @KlutzyNinjaKitty
      @KlutzyNinjaKitty Год назад +182

      @@mandiblackwell4668 - and they also called dipping food in raw honey “glazed.” I couldn’t watch any more after that, lol

  • @IAmCommonSense
    @IAmCommonSense 2 года назад +3761

    I keep rewatching this in awe because, structurally, it reads EXACTLY like a thesis or an academic term paper. Defining the scope, justifying methods, using a standardized review system for the results, even the exhausted conclusion...and its more fun than writing my actual term paper

    • @ND-ft7xs
      @ND-ft7xs Год назад +61

      THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I LOVE POLYGON!! It's so engaging to watch!!

    • @Asaspecimenyesimextraoddinary
      @Asaspecimenyesimextraoddinary Год назад +13

      You fried my brain

    • @eldritchcupcakes3195
      @eldritchcupcakes3195 11 месяцев назад +24

      And honestly not the most ridiculous premise I’ve seen for one

    • @ericahess8218
      @ericahess8218 10 месяцев назад +5

      I wish I could like this more than a simple like!

    • @Tsuruchi_420
      @Tsuruchi_420 3 месяца назад +2

      I've been coming back to this video ever since it launched, this is not the whole reason I like it, but it's one of them

  • @folks3864
    @folks3864 4 года назад +5563

    Adam: “please never ask me to do this again.”
    *Brian, knowing full well he said the same thing after the first unraveled:* “ok.”

    • @deanhart375
      @deanhart375 4 года назад +253

      God has punished him for his hubris, and his work is never finished.

    • @thenicname279
      @thenicname279 4 года назад +24

      Botw 2 baby

    • @thrownstair
      @thrownstair 4 года назад +104

      Time for Brian and Adam to make almost 151 curries from Sword and Shield to find the five best. Shouldn't be too hard since they're just six base curries and various toppings.

    • @roberthatton454
      @roberthatton454 4 года назад +4

      @@deanhart375 The sonic god specifically.

  • @Solanuma
    @Solanuma 4 года назад +9487

    Zelda: Oh how i'd love to taste fruitcake, my favourite dessert once again after all those years
    Link: *reaches into bag and hands her a charred loaf* :)

    • @goonsdirge3464
      @goonsdirge3464 4 года назад +1036

      and they say romance is dead

    • @beezus3867
      @beezus3867 4 года назад +337

      this is the funniest thing i’ve read in a while

    • @solanceDarkMOW
      @solanceDarkMOW 4 года назад +357

      funniest thing since this video, but only if the face at the end is how link looks at zelda as he gives it to her. that's my condition

    • @Solanuma
      @Solanuma 4 года назад +60

      @@solanceDarkMOW :)

    • @Krauerking
      @Krauerking 4 года назад +124

      "hyah" :)

  • @myiachanmagicalgirl
    @myiachanmagicalgirl Год назад +1683

    I like how many of these recipes feel like they were written by someone who was a child and is now trying to vaguely remember what other people used to cook for him

    • @_windy_day_4276
      @_windy_day_4276 Год назад +163

      i like the implications of that recipes are usually written by people who were never children

    • @zarks-heroes
      @zarks-heroes Год назад

      @@_windy_day_4276stfu kids are not stupid you idiot

    • @pinkdrinkdeleted8144
      @pinkdrinkdeleted8144 10 месяцев назад +33

      i mean that's basically link's life story in terms of food

    • @vitorschein8073
      @vitorschein8073 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@_windy_day_4276fuck, came here to do the same joke, arrived 5 months too late

    • @emmanuelpena2228
      @emmanuelpena2228 7 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@_windy_day_4276Well, most professional chefs have some sort of childhood trauma, myself included, so it checks out

  • @Yattatt
    @Yattatt 2 года назад +1425

    The sentence "Then it was time for *every omelette* " is so powerful.

    • @coolsplooge4355
      @coolsplooge4355 Год назад +38

      “Can’t fret over every egg”

    • @KWBR1123
      @KWBR1123 Год назад +11

      @@coolsplooge4355 "the mother of all omelettes"

    • @emmanuelvargas296
      @emmanuelvargas296 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@KWBR1123 NANOYOLKS, SON!

  • @CDCaptainFalcon
    @CDCaptainFalcon 4 года назад +22099

    *literally fries some bread*
    "Delicious. Finally some good fucking food"

    • @derrhurr
      @derrhurr 4 года назад +353

      @@loxeresczech439 I would say it's kinda like "Roti Canai". A kinda fried, flaky bread that is eaten with curries or other sauces

    • @sydneym7811
      @sydneym7811 4 года назад +109

      it’s a fair bit like toutens! it’s a common breakfast food where i live (although they tend to be more fluffy). super tasty lol

    • @quillthomas4753
      @quillthomas4753 4 года назад +139

      It frybread whenever I go to a powwow I always get a frybread strawbery short cake

    • @GigaWhitArtandStuff
      @GigaWhitArtandStuff 4 года назад +137

      Frybread is great. You can have it sweet, you can have it savory. Indian tacos are the bomb, sad I moved to a place where I can't find any and I'm terrible at making frybread lol

    • @quillthomas4753
      @quillthomas4753 4 года назад +30

      @@GigaWhitArtandStuff That sucks. I actually don't like indian tacos which my whole family teases me about because im a dancer and we always get meal tickets that I cant use

  • @TheTrueFeetMan
    @TheTrueFeetMan 4 года назад +8176

    the fact that they gave plain eggs an 8 shows me how bad some of this was for them.

    • @gamingtime9716
      @gamingtime9716 4 года назад +354

      But like, you ever had plain eggs?

    • @bern9642
      @bern9642 4 года назад +190

      @@gamingtime9716 plain eggs is very good. 😅

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 4 года назад +82

      They could've made the dubious food by gathering lizards and insects and frying them... LOL.

    • @kadebrockhausen
      @kadebrockhausen 4 года назад +46

      ThunderBird117 idk about you but eggs really are an 8+/10

    • @markmathis9616
      @markmathis9616 4 года назад +32

      Fried bread: +5

  • @Lefioreunparte
    @Lefioreunparte Год назад +839

    Brian: “who would put a watermelon, a dragonfruit, milk, and a radish into the same meal?”
    Also Brian: “10 hearts”

    • @dariusbrown9000
      @dariusbrown9000 7 месяцев назад +5

      The four ingredients rank anywhere between 2.5+ hearts and in the plusses on their own.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 года назад +5390

    19:50
    I love how Adam and Brian accidentally reinvented Naan Bread from Ancient India and then praises it as the best meal they ever eaten in this entire fucking video. It's literally fried flour and salt but it's legit one of the best dishes our ancestors ever invented. Humanity really peaked when they invented bread, huh?
    Edit Do y'all really have nothing else better to do than to complain in my reply section about "Naan Bread"? Some people do not know what Naan is, I'm just clarifying it for those people. Now please leave me be!
    Edit2: _"NAAN BREAD?! NAAN _*_*MEANS*_*_ BREAD, BRO!!! WOULD I ASK YOU FOR A TEA TEA WITH ROOM FOR CREAM CREAM??!!"_

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 2 года назад +525

      bread is one of those universal dishes that was so good in every way, EVERY country had to make a version of it themselves. Same goes for like cheese or deep fried dough with filling

    • @boonsaplenty3924
      @boonsaplenty3924 2 года назад +31

      Adam Moussa is his first and last name, did you mean Brian and Adam?

    • @X-SPONGED
      @X-SPONGED 2 года назад +53

      @@boonsaplenty3924 yes, I'm an absolute dingus, I'm sorry...

    • @boonsaplenty3924
      @boonsaplenty3924 2 года назад +22

      @@X-SPONGED
      Lol no problem mate, just a silly typo

    • @eos_aurora
      @eos_aurora 2 года назад +9

      @@drawnwithlove3499 well most people didn’t make cheese actually but the rest of it yeah :)

  • @chickenskink1
    @chickenskink1 4 года назад +3507

    YES. YES. YES. GIVE ME THE UNRAVELED ZELDA CONTENT THAT I CRAVE

    • @ryanaverill1959
      @ryanaverill1959 4 года назад +15

      CHEERS BRO ILL DRINK TO THAT

    • @FreshGirl3000
      @FreshGirl3000 4 года назад +2

      What the fuck I wanted to post the exact same comment😳😂Like no joke I clicked at that video thinking "Yes Yes Yes BDG and Zelda Breath Of The Wild, fuck yeah!"😂😂😂😂

    • @polarispulsar
      @polarispulsar 4 года назад

      I scrolled allllllllll the way down for this.
      Well at least I'm on the very bottom of all comments so
      Fiirst?.??.

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 4 года назад +2

      Bamboo Bhang
      ...
      Everybody catches Zelda Food Wave.

  • @13bigbangtheory
    @13bigbangtheory 3 года назад +5374

    Alternative title: two men in floral shirts make dishes incorrectly and suffer the consequences

    • @aaaafjwlcn
      @aaaafjwlcn 3 года назад +13

      Wow 348 likes and NOT ONE COMMENT-

    • @sx9elio919
      @sx9elio919 3 года назад +6

      @@aaaafjwlcn Wow 618 likes and ONE COMMENT

    • @aaaafjwlcn
      @aaaafjwlcn 3 года назад +3

      @@sx9elio919 Wow two weeks ago and two hours ago

    • @michaelwebster3124
      @michaelwebster3124 3 года назад +32

      that poor porgy. remember folks, fillet knives exist for a reason

    • @thedoorman8570
      @thedoorman8570 3 года назад +32

      Two men in slightly UNBUTTONED floral shirts make dishes incorrectly and suffer the consequences

  • @_zander1025
    @_zander1025 Год назад +736

    i love how bdg keeps saying things like “now what you’d *normally* do is…” and it feels like he’s trying to reassure us as well as himself that he knows how cooking works

  • @coolkid92223
    @coolkid92223 Год назад +648

    i remember watching this video when it first came out and being absolutely disgusted and baffled by these recipes. now, as a college student with no money, no time, and no cooking skills, i have genuinely made botw "risotto". sometimes without anything to add so it's just rice butter and salt. it's pretty good, i'm not going to lie to you.

    • @Quacktivate
      @Quacktivate Год назад +27

      its not the best but its pretty good. i'm not going to lie to you, its not the best but its pretty good. i'm not going to lie to you, its not the best but its pretty good. i'm not going to lie to you, its not the best but its pretty good. i'm not going to lie to you, its not the best but its pretty good. i'm not going to lie to you, its not the best but its pretty good. BUT i'm not going to lie to you, its not the best but its pretty good, its pretty good. im not going to lie to. im not going to lie.

    • @KWBR1123
      @KWBR1123 Год назад +17

      @@Quacktivate Diablo the cheater?

    • @KGKSkull
      @KGKSkull Год назад +21

      Here’s an easy cheap garlic bread recipe. Long bakery loaf(like a country loaf or something that looks like it has a thick crust. Cut in half, spread a lot of butter, dust on garlic powder, season with garlic powder, garlic salt, salt, pepper, an Italian herb mix. Set over to 350 and put it in as it heats, and just take it out when it feels crisp enough on the outside. Also I need to fry some bread

    • @cubisttubist
      @cubisttubist 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@Quacktivate wow that was a reference I wasn't expecting

  • @Samantha081275
    @Samantha081275 4 года назад +4093

    Love how you got so desperate you literally gave fried bread a +5

    • @neolexiousneolexian6079
      @neolexiousneolexian6079 4 года назад +554

      The thing is, Pat and the other guy actually liked it too. And in principle, it's not really different from potato fries, or naan, or fried batter, etc. I think humans maybe just really like pure carbohydrates soaked in pure fats.

    • @finerz321
      @finerz321 4 года назад +263

      Neolexious Neolexian fried carbs are just great! The complex carbs break down into sugars, the Maillard reaction makes the sugars break down even further to create some rad flavours; all this + the savoury from the salt and flour creates a Large Yum™. No wonder nearly every culture has some type of fried carb

    • @TheCompleteMental
      @TheCompleteMental 4 года назад +37

      @@finerz321 And it's one really good way to enjoyably carbo-load your soldiers!

    • @yagirlsheila7705
      @yagirlsheila7705 4 года назад +48

      @@finerz321 makes sense, and I guess it's also the reason why there are so many recipes that call for reusing leftover carbs and cooking them again. In my country, we have capirotada, which is bread leftovers fried in oil, sweetened with unprocessed sugar and served with cheese, fruits and nuts

    • @qwertyuiop-pu8uc
      @qwertyuiop-pu8uc 4 года назад +36

      @@finerz321 in spain we have "migas" (it literally means "crumbs") that are just fried bread leftovers or flour and water with peppers, sausage, paprika sausage and some really fatty meat, similar to bacon (don't know its name). this plate slaps. u should try it, you won't regret it (but it's hard to make, it takes a lot of time, so try it in a restaurant or smth)

  • @wef6146
    @wef6146 3 года назад +8468

    List of vegetables currently in existence according to Brian:
    🥕

    • @juggernaut7_
      @juggernaut7_ 3 года назад +181

      You... you’re implying there are MORE vegetables? I thought it was just carrots for years

    • @Pigmedog
      @Pigmedog 3 года назад +35

      okay but gourds

    • @juggernaut7_
      @juggernaut7_ 3 года назад +32

      @@Pigmedog What are those? All I’ve discovered so far are potatoes and corn. Also, nice literary reference there. Hope AM lets up on you sometime.

    • @Imago27292
      @Imago27292 3 года назад +13

      @@juggernaut7_ A vegetul? Into the void with it!

    • @Circle2763
      @Circle2763 3 года назад +15

      Ahh yes you included my favourite non-carrot vegetable:
      (The joke is that it's non-existent)

  • @Vbeechu
    @Vbeechu 2 года назад +665

    I love how anything with butter and salt was transcendent

  • @metronicmagician1816
    @metronicmagician1816 2 года назад +199

    The time crunch both feels horribly unfair, and totally accurate for the dishes since obviously narratively link takes more time, but mechanically these dishes are made really fast.

  • @astrohaute
    @astrohaute 4 года назад +23495

    I love how their ratings start out very critical and by the end they’re just giving 10 hearts if the food is at a decent temperature or has salt

    • @maxim.p6014
      @maxim.p6014 4 года назад +1134

      They gave up on life near the end XD

    • @lyl14ghost
      @lyl14ghost 4 года назад +1328

      you know, people used to start wars over salt.
      you know how important salt to food?

    • @bbrake
      @bbrake 4 года назад +870

      Plain salmon and rice: 3 hearts
      Plain egg and rice: 10 hearts

    • @davekachel
      @davekachel 4 года назад +374

      @@lyl14ghost salt was so important because with it you don't die of spoiled foodstocks... Using salt as spice only is something for nobles.

    • @shadesofjade
      @shadesofjade 4 года назад +44

      There is rock salt in the game.

  • @tuzikopalo
    @tuzikopalo 4 года назад +5430

    this is just a passive aggressive PSA about how important spices are for a nice food experience

    • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
      @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 4 года назад +188

      Yeah... Too bad Britain decided it didn't like any of 'em AFTER invading half the world. Now the British try to shame everybody else for actually having flavor.

    • @beembamb
      @beembamb 4 года назад +112

      @@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 Does Britain ACTUALLY want spices for their food?
      Britain: Well yes but, actually no.

    • @tasanokiranoko881
      @tasanokiranoko881 4 года назад +63

      @@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 I thought it was war conservation efforts resulted in lack of spices and seasoning for personal use, and a generation that grew up on that mentality has propagated it to this day.

    • @Kylora2112
      @Kylora2112 4 года назад +72

      Brits: "Let's invade everywhere on Earth for spices!"
      Also Brits: "The only seasoning we use on food is vinegar."

    • @nn6404
      @nn6404 4 года назад +21

      I'm just imagining how much salt they would have eaten if they salted everything though.

  • @Sn00z_Bu77on
    @Sn00z_Bu77on 2 года назад +366

    the funniest part of this episode is how the kitchen slowly devolves from this beautiful kitchen into ground zero

  • @kanejgf
    @kanejgf Год назад +564

    adam and brian accidentally discovering bannock and voting it the best meal out of all 78 is so funny every time

    • @rbains707
      @rbains707 10 месяцев назад +8

      IMO it’s naan

    • @normalperson4sure
      @normalperson4sure 6 месяцев назад +7

      actually inspired me to make bannock for the first time since i was a child and they're right, that's bonus hearts for sure 💛💛💛

    • @LeBatteur
      @LeBatteur 3 месяца назад +6

      @@rbains707 It’s just fried bread, most cultures have some variation of it.

  • @tnuoccaeht
    @tnuoccaeht 4 года назад +16388

    This guy is the most productive unproductive person I've ever seen.

    • @thatspoonybard8013
      @thatspoonybard8013 4 года назад +183

      This comment is so accurate, I wish I could like it twice.

    • @natyx24
      @natyx24 4 года назад +81

      He rivals Rhett and Link, let's be honest.

    • @redheadrogue
      @redheadrogue 4 года назад +56

      That is the most accurate description of BDG I have ever read

    • @spgarcia055
      @spgarcia055 4 года назад +60

      Productive procrastination

    • @loreleimarivaine6241
      @loreleimarivaine6241 4 года назад +81

      He puts a lot of energy into things that don’t really matter, just ask his mom.

  • @christiandunne5505
    @christiandunne5505 3 года назад +2739

    Link's to-do list, in order of importance:
    - Get lots of salt.
    - Defeat Ganon.
    - Literally anything else.

    • @chillbatman3329
      @chillbatman3329 3 года назад +6

      You like smallant

    • @aetheralmeowstic2392
      @aetheralmeowstic2392 3 года назад +28

      In Breath of the Wild, I mine all the rock salt I can find.

    • @helenaherz7468
      @helenaherz7468 3 года назад +4

      @@aetheralmeowstic2392 whats the benefit of salt?

    • @aetheralmeowstic2392
      @aetheralmeowstic2392 3 года назад +25

      @@helenaherz7468 Increases health recovery of a dish by half a heart (unless it's already hearty).

    • @bubbak1739
      @bubbak1739 3 года назад +13

      But for speed runners it’s
      -defeat Ganon
      -nothing else

  • @stellathefoxgirl3648
    @stellathefoxgirl3648 2 года назад +436

    “You don’t have to be good at cooking to do this, you just have to be good at arson”
    “We are cutting all the recipes that include monster parts, because we all know the true monster is man.... and cannibalism is frowned upon in New York”
    I can already tell this is a good video

  • @kg5999
    @kg5999 2 года назад +1079

    recipes they didn't hate.
    11:40 Risoto
    15:23 Glazed fruit
    18:00 fried bread, omelette,
    28:15 fried banana

  • @mossymagicks
    @mossymagicks 4 года назад +4258

    "This is less than the sum of its parts"
    "I Just wish this was something else"
    "10/10"

    • @LuceOhsure
      @LuceOhsure 4 года назад +51

      TheMelonboy me to me when i did one (1) good thing but am still a piece of garbage

    • @rachelladue1572
      @rachelladue1572 4 года назад +13

      yeah that one got me lol

    • @lycheestew
      @lycheestew 4 года назад +25

      IGN is that you?

    • @spriteup382
      @spriteup382 4 года назад +1

      Yes this is maths

    • @fatjuicymeatball2266
      @fatjuicymeatball2266 4 года назад +6

      It has a little something for everyone

  • @valty3727
    @valty3727 4 года назад +6364

    i like how at the start they barely knew each other but by the end they’ve just endured SO MUCH together

    • @simeonrice6047
      @simeonrice6047 4 года назад +471

      Eating meals with people is one of the best ways to bond. Especially if you are eating the same thing.

    • @Dylan_Platt
      @Dylan_Platt 4 года назад +543

      Yeah, it's kinda crazy how you can literally see them getting more comfortable around each other as the video goes on.

    • @valty3727
      @valty3727 4 года назад +435

      Foxtrot Mulder i’d personally attribute it more to the shared trauma of the whole experience

    • @reetskeet8607
      @reetskeet8607 4 года назад +231

      They have both seen and tasted simply too much and they are now brothers in arms because of it

    • @Alfonso162008
      @Alfonso162008 3 года назад +58

      I mean, they had known each other from before. I don't know to which extent, but they've previously done some stuff together for the channel.

  • @kninenights
    @kninenights 2 года назад +301

    Him: “Link doesn’t have the luxury of getting a wide variety of ingredients.”
    Me: *hoarding food from everywhere I go and consequently having basically every single ingredient*

    • @ShadowLink-np8rt
      @ShadowLink-np8rt Год назад +27

      Me: *Climbs every tree, grabs every hearty durian, grabs every apple, cuts grass with the Master Sword, buys a lot of milk and hearty truffles*
      Also me: "time to ruin my appetite!"

    • @killuazoldyck5750
      @killuazoldyck5750 5 месяцев назад +2

      I have a main account for normal play and side accounts for challenges. My main account has everything

  • @thegreatqtip4516
    @thegreatqtip4516 2 года назад +518

    Their egg pudding is instant death. I have personal experience, my mom once substituted vanilla coffee creamer for milk while making scrambled eggs and it is the worst thing I've ever tasted, not because it was that atrocious, but because she didn't mention the substitution before serving it.

    • @rogainegaming6924
      @rogainegaming6924 2 года назад +5

      Why are you using milk in your scrambled eggs?

    • @thegreatqtip4516
      @thegreatqtip4516 2 года назад +2

      I never do, not sure why my mom always did.

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 2 года назад +87

      @@rogainegaming6924 milk can be used to 'expand' the egg without having to use more eggs. It also makes it creamy, though don't use too much or you're basically just frying milk

    • @eos_aurora
      @eos_aurora 2 года назад +10

      @@drawnwithlove3499 truueee it also makes like, I dunno how else to describe it, wet eggs? If you use too much

    • @DoragonShinzui
      @DoragonShinzui Год назад +33

      @@rogainegaming6924 A splash of milk in your scrambled eggs is fine. Like, a tablespoon, for two eggs.

  • @halibeann
    @halibeann 4 года назад +50599

    “Two grown men discover the hard way why salt used to be valued more than gold”

    • @bleh1569
      @bleh1569 4 года назад +446

      LMAO

    • @abuutbutt2579
      @abuutbutt2579 4 года назад +544

      Sadie A. Your comment is criminally under-liked.

    • @musicaccount3340
      @musicaccount3340 4 года назад +383

      That's a myth btw. At no time in history did salt price even get close to gold price.

    • @lubeniobenio7343
      @lubeniobenio7343 4 года назад +1068

      @@musicaccount3340 r/iamverysmart

    • @jimmu8689
      @jimmu8689 4 года назад +1412

      Music Account no that’s actually not true, spice was more valued than gold due to how cheap it was and how easy it is to harvest. There’s a reason why India was so valuable

  • @VeloCira
    @VeloCira 4 года назад +3182

    People inventing fried bread: this is the best thing we've ever made.

    • @animegirl5165
      @animegirl5165 4 года назад +106

      Best thing since sliced bread.

    • @Scarleto
      @Scarleto 4 года назад +31

      Bannock is delicious, highly recommend

    • @Draukagrissah
      @Draukagrissah 4 года назад +22

      @@Scarleto I'm from the southwest, and Indian tacos are better than corn or soft tortilla tacos, and I'll fight anyone who disagrees.
      Can't even get the same effect deep frying a tortilla because there's extra fat in the tortilla so it soaks up fat from the fry oil making it greasy, every time.

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 4 года назад +6

      @@Draukagrissah I just cut and stir-fry tortillas with salt and sometimes some time of hot pepper when I want nachos and don't have any. Deep fry wastes too much oil

    • @littlemissblonde1231
      @littlemissblonde1231 4 года назад +4

      i mean it kind of is though. fry bread with jam? delicious

  • @Chip_Hip
    @Chip_Hip 5 месяцев назад +31

    This was Brian’s first step to become a midnight gourmand

  • @gillbill5309
    @gillbill5309 Год назад +117

    My personal favourite moments
    6:04 Thats cookin baby
    6:16 Turn away, no one needs to see this
    8:47 not the porgy
    10:33 steamed meat and sirens
    10:47 NO
    13:17 HA
    14:28 Thats a sweet meat
    14:56 If this was anything but a steamed porgy that would of been a really lovely shot right there
    16:00 Look at this cream carrot
    16:20 and that's why most chefs are wrong
    16:56 Its very drippy
    19:06 Patrick said oh daddy in an audible space
    19:30 No regrets
    19:53 Wheat bread for the win
    20:45 We're gonna take some liberties
    22:17 Heh
    23:51 regret
    24:57 Fruit cake
    25:52 oohooh
    25:59 it looks just like paella does
    26:27 eeh
    26:42 STOP POINTING TO IT
    27:43 Mushrooms of apples
    28:58 Fruit cake/brain slice
    31:07 it could have been worse

  • @redacted1648
    @redacted1648 3 года назад +6359

    *eats plain bread *
    "This is the best thing we have made"

    • @cabbageman2184
      @cabbageman2184 3 года назад +34

      LMAO

    • @minnesotaproud1949
      @minnesotaproud1949 2 года назад +363

      Not even bread, it didn't have any yeast so it was just fried flour

    • @roven_5530
      @roven_5530 2 года назад +205

      "Finally some good fucking food"

    • @GreenEyedPsycho
      @GreenEyedPsycho 2 года назад +116

      Butter is a heck of an ingredient

    • @derpypostergaming5707
      @derpypostergaming5707 2 года назад +100

      @@GreenEyedPsycho it was just wheat and salt and it topped everything

  • @CloroxBleach-eb4ll
    @CloroxBleach-eb4ll 4 года назад +5620

    The egg pudding was rated at -6 hearts, that's 24 damage
    A blue hinox smashing you with a fist does 24 damage

    • @michaelgillespie8097
      @michaelgillespie8097 4 года назад +603

      I honestly doubt the hinox would even eat this

    • @OhHoneeBee
      @OhHoneeBee 4 года назад +223

      Yeah, sounds about right. Sugar and eggs alone sound disgusting ngl

    • @STARSINTHEWlND
      @STARSINTHEWlND 4 года назад +21

      @@michaelgillespie8097 I broke the holy number

    • @henryg.8762
      @henryg.8762 4 года назад +3

      Uhhuh

    • @samlevy9897
      @samlevy9897 4 года назад +44

      Clorox Bleach So what you’re saying is that eating that stuff is worse than getting punched in the face?

  • @jlancov8890
    @jlancov8890 Год назад +274

    Babish is Wisdom
    DougDoug is Courage
    BDG is Strength

    • @swiftfated
      @swiftfated 5 месяцев назад +9

      YSAC is Charisma

    • @killuazoldyck5750
      @killuazoldyck5750 5 месяцев назад

      VSauce is Intelligence@@swiftfated

    • @FrankFrendreiss
      @FrankFrendreiss 4 месяца назад

      @@killuazoldyck5750 ordinary sausage is constitution

    • @digilici951
      @digilici951 Месяц назад +1

      shrimps is bugs

  • @Silverdenn
    @Silverdenn Год назад +38

    The sad and hesitant face Adam made when he had to give away that last piece of bread breaks my heart

  • @katac7286
    @katac7286 4 года назад +4335

    can we just get some mad respect for the actual food chef who had to endure Carrot Hell™️ with brian??

  • @EpikkWin
    @EpikkWin 4 года назад +3516

    I kind of wish that they actually had the time to do all of these recipes well but then I remembered that this is unravelled and I'm just here to watch a disaster train trying to steer its way out of killing everyone on board

    • @megalomaniacalHalide
      @megalomaniacalHalide 4 года назад +274

      Unravelled is actually just Brian trying to solve The Trolley Dilemma but through a series of conceptual videos.

    • @jayisokay
      @jayisokay 4 года назад +33

      See i thought (while adam was hilarious and im glad i saw him on) they were gonna collab with babish

    • @Arrakiz666
      @Arrakiz666 4 года назад +31

      @@megalomaniacalHalide And the two things to save on the trolley are his sanity and his RUclips success.

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 4 года назад +19

      This is the best description of unraveled ever.

    • @symanthahoward5238
      @symanthahoward5238 4 года назад +4

      Do trains steer?

  • @brotemca8020
    @brotemca8020 2 года назад +116

    "If I can't be accurate, I'll just have to be extra."
    - Every historical fiction author

  • @kekiboo
    @kekiboo 2 года назад +109

    I love Link's happy expression whenever he cooks. Zelda's right, he's a glutton

  • @soloops8322
    @soloops8322 4 года назад +4723

    "If I can't be accurate... *grunt*... I'm sure as hell gonna be extra"
    You go you funky little chaos man

  • @olive4998
    @olive4998 3 года назад +5327

    Start: 2-3 stars
    End: IT TASTES LIKE FOOD + 3 STARS!

  • @vizzy5764
    @vizzy5764 2 года назад +95

    Watching this is both entertaining but also very stressful bc its clear that Brian has never had to plan for making a large amount of food in a short amount of time before. When he said he left the hardest recipes for last, it hurt my soul

  • @madgoat2125
    @madgoat2125 Год назад +249

    seeing as he can make so many fluffy baked goods that rise when made, canon link must have a small container of homemade yeast like a damn potion on his belt or something. thank you for coming to my ted talk

    • @vanguardiris3232
      @vanguardiris3232 Год назад +59

      I have never played a Zelda, but if they introduced a mechanic where you have to tend Link's sourdough I would play a Zelda

    • @appointmenteer
      @appointmenteer Год назад +39

      i love the idea of link just sitting with some other people and one of then going “oh im out of yeast!!! how can i make the bread rise now” and link just. pulling out some yeast??? that he has??? and everyone being in awe

    • @madgoat2125
      @madgoat2125 Год назад +5

      @@appointmenteer Y E S

    • @lizpimentel2566
      @lizpimentel2566 Год назад +20

      He just keeps a sourdough starter in his pockets at all times.

    • @madgoat2125
      @madgoat2125 Год назад +1

      @@lizpimentel2566 they smell like yeast and death but work ridiculously well

  • @demas5334
    @demas5334 4 года назад +4199

    Adam- “Please don’t make me do this again.”
    *The sequel to Breath of the Wild is now in development.

  • @marioperez-kj9vl
    @marioperez-kj9vl 4 года назад +5082

    "no dubious food"
    *proceeds to make only dubious food*

    • @DoragonShinzui
      @DoragonShinzui 4 года назад +199

      Hey, the fried bread was transcendent.

    • @alfalldoot6715
      @alfalldoot6715 3 года назад +113

      Well he did say that dubious food would just happen naturally

    • @foxloaf8843
      @foxloaf8843 3 года назад +27

      the omelets were pretty good, like they looked like normal omelets

    • @angryasian7654
      @angryasian7654 3 года назад +4

      True and false

    • @angelinebejaran2906
      @angelinebejaran2906 3 года назад +5

      What about rock hard food?

  • @erinkarp
    @erinkarp Год назад +152

    I almost wish they had had more time to cook, but the rush was quite entertaining

  • @katjosephperez8772
    @katjosephperez8772 Год назад +37

    I always imagined the “Fruit and Mushroom Mix” to be like a platter you slowly nibble on at a wine tasting. Like duck tongue, many cheeses, and fruits being served together in Sonoma.

  • @minna3286
    @minna3286 4 года назад +11075

    The time limit aspect of this is actually good for game accuracy since link makes every single recipe in exactly six seconds

    • @LimeyLassen
      @LimeyLassen 4 года назад +256

      Good point!

    • @blazingblight2706
      @blazingblight2706 4 года назад +165

      True, but it made me a little sad tbh.

    • @aromaladyellie
      @aromaladyellie 4 года назад +165

      Well, IRL time maybe. Game time it's more like five minutes lol.

    • @h0neyp13
      @h0neyp13 4 года назад +186

      @@aromaladyellie I've counted (but its been a long time since)and I'm pretty sure that 30 seconds in irl time = 5 minutes of in game time goes by. Either that or every 10 seconds = 5 in game minutes. (Someone please fact check me, I've played this game for 2 years just to 100% and I sincerely don't want to ever boot it up again)

    • @aromaladyellie
      @aromaladyellie 4 года назад +131

      Honey I was literally playing BotW as I said what I did and checked before I replied. It’s about 5 seconds for 5 minutes to go by. I even waited until I finished a Shrine to reply so I could be sure.

  • @TheJanzap
    @TheJanzap 4 года назад +3108

    There are about 800 different vegtables to choose from
    BDG: *C A R R O T S*

    • @enderwiggins8248
      @enderwiggins8248 4 года назад +26

      Even tho they’re low key hard to find in game anyway

    • @kiddfaith4397
      @kiddfaith4397 4 года назад +7

      Carrots are cheap in grocery stores XD

    • @arillusine
      @arillusine 4 года назад +42

      I thought about the fact that they could have used onions, which would have probably helped a lot of these recipes, but you can’t find onions in BotW. They were basically restricted to carrots, pumpkins, chili peppers, and mushrooms

    • @jijipoid
      @jijipoid 4 года назад +5

      don't forget radish.. lol

    • @tracyblanchard7663
      @tracyblanchard7663 4 года назад +5

      @@arillusine Considering chili peppers and pumpkins are both fruit and mushrooms are a fungus, that only leaves carrots and radishes.

  • @austinhomant5592
    @austinhomant5592 2 года назад +97

    I so badly wish there were more of these episodes. This one has become like a comfort food to me, the video I always go back to when I'm feelin sick or down. Thank you Brian and Adam.

  • @SilentAnonymity
    @SilentAnonymity 2 года назад +49

    If Brian added more milk and then steamed his egg pudding, it actually would have turned out really good - it's like a variation on a Chinese dessert dish that already exists

  • @twiexcursori
    @twiexcursori 4 года назад +2250

    There's a reason empires were built and wars were fought over spices. (And salt.)

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 4 года назад +90

      I think it was the indus river valley civilization that had a strong central government that was notable for having a policy of giving salt to its citizens. Only a central government could afford to mine salt at such a capacity during that time.

    • @dkpsyhog
      @dkpsyhog 4 года назад +151

      Roman soldiers were often paid in salt because it was such a useful commodity for both flavouring and for preservation. That’s where we get the word “salary”- from “sal”, the Latin word for salt.

    • @ShootingStarNeo
      @ShootingStarNeo 4 года назад +54

      @@dkpsyhog "Goooood mornin' kings and queens, let's get this salt!"

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 4 года назад +35

      And now that it's widely available, we've got people that don't season their chicken. I don't even know anymore.

    • @sophia0660
      @sophia0660 4 года назад +3

      It all makes sense now :00

  • @lizrathburn8603
    @lizrathburn8603 4 года назад +1353

    >We made all 78 Breath of the Wild recipes in one day
    Brian. My son. I know you look like Link in witness protection but that does not mean you have to eat like him.

  • @thebadpoet
    @thebadpoet Месяц назад +5

    I was at a lovely Japanese Italian fusion restaurant a few months ago, and they had a dish on the menu which was a thick slice of cauliflower with all sorts of lovely seasonings.
    The waitress described it so nicely, then said “but we’re out of cauliflower, so today it’s a carrot” and I just could not stop laughing!
    We actually ordered the roasted carrot and it was delicious, so the theory that carrot can sub in for any vegetable does hold up in practice.

  • @sarahp6512
    @sarahp6512 2 года назад +132

    *Before* 4:16
    Brian: do you know what you've signed up for?
    Adam: I don't know, let's cook some food! We'll be fine :)
    *After* 29:24
    Adam: please don't ever ask me to do this again :(

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 года назад +6

      Adam thought he'd make good food. Instead he made satltess sad food

  • @agentstache135
    @agentstache135 4 года назад +9815

    “Perhaps the most difficult challenge a young man can face: feeding himself.”
    I don’t even feel attacked or called out, just seen.

    • @Vanessa_exe
      @Vanessa_exe 4 года назад +49

      Ditto

    • @Jus_Joj
      @Jus_Joj 4 года назад +126

      Validated

    • @Honey-Boo-Boo
      @Honey-Boo-Boo 4 года назад +179

      Honestly it’s 6:00pm and I still haven’t eaten today. Not that I couldn’t or something, just too much work you know?

    • @emeraldlaneian
      @emeraldlaneian 4 года назад +90

      Nathan Bruh, feed yourself

    • @DustZMann
      @DustZMann 4 года назад +126

      @@Honey-Boo-Boo Bruh im finna go make a sandwich out of carrots and my own tears for you one sec

  • @Eager_Eli
    @Eager_Eli 4 года назад +24137

    For a more authentic Breath of the Wild tasting experience one should put the dish into their pocket, forget about for weeks then get into a near death situation and eat fifteen of them at once.

    • @RoyaLotad
      @RoyaLotad 4 года назад +2043

      Or have something throw you off a high cliff so you eat at least ten full meals on the way down before you hit the ground to save you from dying.

    • @stonecat676
      @stonecat676 4 года назад +1964

      @@RoyaLotad now that's high dining

    • @breakbeatboy2
      @breakbeatboy2 4 года назад +496

      @@stonecat676 well played

    • @ChespinCraft
      @ChespinCraft 4 года назад +374

      This comment chain is among my favorites

    • @theflamingquilava9651
      @theflamingquilava9651 4 года назад +51

      nice

  • @thiccnicc3657
    @thiccnicc3657 2 года назад +28

    The triforce of courage was split in two and given to both Brian and Adam. I can’t believe how tired they must feel after eating and cooking so much in one day. Absolute champions, these two.

  • @Novastarsss
    @Novastarsss 11 месяцев назад +47

    God this video is still amazing… Imagine if they made a part 2 where they made the new recipies in Tears of the Kingdom

    • @pforgottonsoul
      @pforgottonsoul 11 месяцев назад +3

      sadly unraveled got scrapped before the game came out.

  • @gayflower900
    @gayflower900 3 года назад +5535

    ~RECIPES FROM BEST TO WORST~
    20:18 WHEAT BREAD
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    💛💛💛💛💛
    28:19 FRIED BANANAS
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    💛💛💛💛
    19:34 MUSHROOM OMELET
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    💛💛💛
    11:41 MUSHROOM RISOTTO
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    💛💛💛
    20:34 CRAB OMELET WITH RICE
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    24:17 CREAMY HEART SOUP
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    19:15 FRIED EGG AND RICE
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    15:26 HONEYED APPLE
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    15:24 HONEYED FRUITS
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    26:56 POULTRY PILAF
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    12:01 SALMON RISOTTO
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    27:06 CURRY PILAF
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤
    21:41 FRUIT PIE
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤
    26:49 MEAT AND RICE BOWL
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤
    23:14 PEPPER STEAK
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤
    11:50 VEGETABLE RISOTTO
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤
    22:35 MEAT PIE
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤
    28:50 NUTCAKE
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤
    19:21 OMELET
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤
    12:26 SALT-GRILLED CRAB
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤
    12:35 SALT-GRILLED FISH
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤
    12:47 SALT-GRILLED MEAT
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤
    12:20 SALT-GRILLED MUSHROOMS
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤
    22:20 FISH PIE
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤
    28:32 HOT BUTTERED APPLE
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤
    21:57 PUMPKIN PIE
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤
    25:24 SEAFOOD MEUNIÈRE
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤
    26:18 SEAFOOD PAELLA
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤
    10:15 STEAMED FRUIT
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤
    10:24 STEAMED MUSHROOMS
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤
    28:56 CARROT CAKE
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤
    11:57 CRAB RISOTTO
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤
    14:48 GLAZED VEGGIES
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤
    25:27 PORGY MEUNIÈRE
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤
    12:12 SALT-GRILLED GREENS
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤
    23:06 SPICY PEPPERED SEAFOOD
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤
    17:19 CLAM CHOWDER
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    14:31 GLAZED MEAT
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    23:37 HONEY CANDY
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    17:58 HONEY CREPE
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    25:45 SEAFOOD FRIED RICE
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    19:44 VEGETABLE OMELET
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    17:57 WILDBERRY CREPE
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    22:08 APPLE PIE
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    14:50 GLAZED MUSHROOM
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    7:31 MEATY RICE BALLS
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    17:56 PLAIN CREPE
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    25:34 SALMON MEUNIÈRE
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    25:55 SPICY MEAT AND SEAFOOD FRY
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    16:35 PUMPKIN STEW
    ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    13:43 MEAT-STUFFED PUMPKIN
    ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    7:14 MUSHROOM RICE BALLS
    ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    7:35 SEAFOOD RICE BALLS
    ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    17:16 CARROT STEW
    ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    13:56 FRAGRANT MUSHROOM SAUTÉ
    ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    15:17 GLAZED SEAFOOD
    ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    26:33 MEAT AND SEAFOOD FRY
    ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    17:17 MEAT STEW
    ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    7:59 POULTRY CURRY
    ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    23:05 SPICED MEAT SKEWER
    ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    8:03 SEAFOOD CURRY
    ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    8:13 VEGETABLE CURRY
    ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    7:34 VEGETABLE RICE BALLS
    ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    13:51 HERB SAUTÉ
    ❤️💔🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    8:18 MEAT CURRY
    ❤️💔🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    13:27 CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP
    ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    13:27 CREAM OF VEGETABLE SOUP
    ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    13:27 CREAMY MEAT SOUP
    ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    13:27 CREAMY SEAFOOD SOUP
    ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    7:55 CURRY RICE
    ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    29:53 FRUITCAKE
    ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    11:20 STEAMED FISH
    ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    13:27 VEGGIE CREAM SOUP
    ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    10:45 STEAMED MEAT
    💔🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    14:02 CRAB STIR FRY
    🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
    22:46 EGG TART
    🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤💜
    28:07 FRUIT AND MUSHROOM MIX
    🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤💜
    27:37 EGG PUDDING
    🖤🖤🖤🖤💜💜💜💜💜💜

    • @Q.Brainrot
      @Q.Brainrot 3 года назад +398

      This comment is HEAVILY unappreciated, thank you

    • @penguinlord2837
      @penguinlord2837 3 года назад +77

      Late, but thank you so much.

    • @kjcyninja312
      @kjcyninja312 3 года назад +65

      Yeah this is rly helpful well done!

    • @travisretriever7473
      @travisretriever7473 3 года назад +66

      How is this not the top comment?

    • @jcespinoza
      @jcespinoza 3 года назад +34

      God damn it! You're a hero!

  • @skyeoak3
    @skyeoak3 4 года назад +1914

    I understand why Link has the triforce of courage now

    • @LR_Bushido
      @LR_Bushido 4 года назад +43

      It takes me some courage to be forcefully fed fruitcake from us

    • @timberwolf1029
      @timberwolf1029 4 года назад +18

      This is the most clever comment I’ve seen yet

    • @SeerWalker
      @SeerWalker 4 года назад +25

      Skyeoak and not the triforce of wisdom

    • @turner15
      @turner15 4 года назад +2

      I’m extremely proud of you random stranger.

    • @zoculus2669
      @zoculus2669 4 года назад +1

      Omg yes.

  • @thepbrit
    @thepbrit 2 года назад +35

    Honestly feels like any vegetable other than carrots could have helped a lot of these dishes. Also despite the name, I'm 80% all the steamed dishes are actually smoked and the inclusion of herbs in the recipe is to create an aromatic smoke, but since every dish cooks near instantaneously we can't prove that these dishes are smoked and not steamed (for the uninitiated, smoking takes considerably longer than steaming)

  • @ghanig9948
    @ghanig9948 2 года назад +27

    “if I can't be accurate i sure as hell am gonna be extra”
    modern paleo art in a nutshell

  • @dinosaur4506
    @dinosaur4506 4 года назад +2168

    All of that work
    Over 70 dishes
    And the best one
    Was a piece
    Of
    Bread

    • @davinaz6885
      @davinaz6885 4 года назад +110

      As a German, I deeply relate

    • @atmsoa9222
      @atmsoa9222 4 года назад +72

      Have you tried bread

    • @morbidmanatee115
      @morbidmanatee115 4 года назад +81

      Is this slam poetry

    • @timb.4219
      @timb.4219 4 года назад +2

      @@davinaz6885 ehrenmann

    • @LimeyLassen
      @LimeyLassen 4 года назад +70

      100 nearly raw carrots
      vs
      one bready boi

  • @animalstuffing6522
    @animalstuffing6522 3 года назад +3342

    this is literally just two very flamboyant men going through trauma together for content and i love it

    • @blouiaie
      @blouiaie 3 года назад +245

      it's not an unraveled without a mental breakdown

    • @alchemysaga3745
      @alchemysaga3745 3 года назад +41

      @@blouiaie Ah, so the name is a prophecy.

    • @TheKingOfSoup
      @TheKingOfSoup 3 года назад +22

      @@alchemysaga3745 this is obvious, clarified truth, Brian David Gilbert is our vessel of chaos and we embrace it.

    • @nickcollura3050
      @nickcollura3050 3 года назад +18

      So jojo part 7?

    • @therealmckoy6772
      @therealmckoy6772 3 года назад +5

      @@nickcollura3050 also part two to a lesser extent

  • @lului1456
    @lului1456 Год назад +27

    i didnt know porgy existed before playing botw, so i thought it was a fictional fish like the octorok or something. imagine my confusion when i saw the actual fish on the table

  • @holdencovington151
    @holdencovington151 10 месяцев назад +18

    I know BDG left polygon a while ago, but man I’d love to see a sequel to this
    Hylian Pizza!

  • @ZanraiKid
    @ZanraiKid 4 года назад +1559

    “Please don’t ask me to do this again.”
    “Okay.”
    Several months down the road, RECREATING COOKING MAMA DISHES WITHOUT MAMA TO GUIDE US.

    • @azurecobalt6602
      @azurecobalt6602 4 года назад +10

      A guy already did it

    • @anny8720
      @anny8720 4 года назад +4

      @@azurecobalt6602 yep it's GameTim

    • @wombawombate
      @wombawombate 4 года назад +11

      Mars well, GameTim uses the games as a guide. Trying to make some of that stuff without any guide is a disaster in the making.

    • @gingersnap6004
      @gingersnap6004 4 года назад +4

      You tempt god

  • @mastermarkus5307
    @mastermarkus5307 4 года назад +1299

    Choosing vegetable when you could've chosen herb was a BAD IDEA.

    • @manamongmen3381
      @manamongmen3381 4 года назад +118

      So bad. When you're working with minimal ingredients, never cut out the spices.

    • @YourPerch
      @YourPerch 4 года назад +18

      Lol always a mistake to choose anything over herb💚

    • @Arrakiz666
      @Arrakiz666 4 года назад

      Ah mon, that bitter 'erb, ey?

    • @frenchgoose2712
      @frenchgoose2712 4 года назад +2

      Bruno Bucciarati why are you lecturing the people who are obviously professional

    • @megakiller999
      @megakiller999 4 года назад +3

      Listen to your Mob mom Polygon

  • @didyouwashyourlegstoday3601
    @didyouwashyourlegstoday3601 2 года назад +26

    All of my favorite moments because I'm bored and I want them for future reference
    1:48 - "You don't have to be good at cooking..."
    2:29 - "Oooh look at Gordon Ramsey over here making warm milk"
    2:38 - The true monster is man, and cannibalism is no bueno in New York
    2:56 - cooking doesn't work like that
    3:54 - "T h a t ' s s c i e n c e , b a b y"
    4:49 - "If I can't be accurate..."
    5:23 - dubious food warning
    6:16 - "Turn away, no one needs to see this"
    7:39 - spicy m u s h + regret
    8:37 - filleting a porgy
    10:29 - two grown men eat shoe leather on camera
    10:48 - the most distressed "no" I've ever heard
    11:00 - """"""""delicious"""""""" looking porgy
    13:15 - "We're just drinking milk with carrots in it"
    13:53 - rip Adam
    14:40 - "The style points are off the charts!"
    15:03 - "If you say anything more that 3 hearts..." + "It just tastes like honey- oh there's the fish"
    16:01 - laughing way too hard at carrots thrown on top of cream sauce
    16:44 - milk and meat
    16:52 - drippy ass carrot
    19:06 - "Oooh daddy"
    22:14 - "Tastes like burning"
    22:54 - you aren't supposed to inhale a skewer
    24:13 - it's terrible, 10/10
    24:57 - they have created, beef patty + Adam has an actual meltdown
    26:42 - Brian happily points to beef patty fruit cake "sTOP POINTING TO IT"
    27:15 - sweet scrambled eggs
    27:43 - "Let's have something that's slightly better..."
    28:58 - "I feel like this fruit cake is like, staring into my soul"

  • @pandaboy5o
    @pandaboy5o 4 года назад +4790

    Brian looks like a possible outcome for your customizable character in dream daddy.

    • @leahditto9808
      @leahditto9808 4 года назад +275

      Emily Primer this is the most accurate description for him I’ve ever seen

    • @Arrakiz666
      @Arrakiz666 4 года назад +205

      It is a testament to how great Dream Daddy is that you can feasibly end up with the power-mustache twink dad as the protagonist.
      Also, given that you can also, by design, create the show-runners of Game Grumps, Dan and Arin, this suggests that there is like a platonic ideal of a successful RUclipsr Brian is undoubtedly tapping into.

    • @aliteralgoblin8761
      @aliteralgoblin8761 4 года назад +53

      He literally looks just like the character I made. When I saw this comment I flashed back, I had forgotten about my dadsona. I predicted my hyperfixation on bdg 2 years ago

    • @mariaantoniaportodevasconc4012
      @mariaantoniaportodevasconc4012 4 года назад +9

      Someone please do this and tag him in tt

    • @123tatirox
      @123tatirox 4 года назад +1

      OMG

  • @goose1120
    @goose1120 4 года назад +2103

    What the title said: Every Breath of the Wild recipe :)
    What the video was: EXTREME SPEED COOKING

  • @ceciliap5336
    @ceciliap5336 3 месяца назад +9

    This is my comfort video. I have watched probably 50 times, I love everything about this!!!

    • @BookWyrmOnAString
      @BookWyrmOnAString 3 месяца назад

      Same

    • @me7141
      @me7141 2 месяца назад

      Same

    • @inhuman3005
      @inhuman3005 2 месяца назад

      So great to see people still coming back to this video :')

    • @WAMTAT
      @WAMTAT 9 дней назад

      It's very calming

    • @WAMTAT
      @WAMTAT 9 дней назад

      It's comforting

  • @Starlight-Tale
    @Starlight-Tale Год назад +58

    BDG deciding that covering something in honey counts as "glazed" is about to take me down several life points.

  • @annawesometheflameingpikac3688
    @annawesometheflameingpikac3688 4 года назад +1972

    Someone said that you should figure out how likely each npc in stardew valley is to turn to Scientology and I whole-heartedly agree

  • @JakeTakesTheCakes
    @JakeTakesTheCakes 4 года назад +2792

    New headcannon: Link just carries around a tiny salt shaker at all times.

    • @wedoalittlearson7609
      @wedoalittlearson7609 4 года назад +186

      It never runs out either, it's just unending salt; his last resort weapon.

    • @JakeTakesTheCakes
      @JakeTakesTheCakes 4 года назад +149

      @@wedoalittlearson7609 (fighting Gannon, no weapons left, pinned against the wall)
      Link: KYEAH! (Throws endless salt into Gannon's eyes)

    • @AtlasPyro
      @AtlasPyro 4 года назад +138

      @@JakeTakesTheCakes So that's how Gannon got so dehydrated.

    • @hehehorf782
      @hehehorf782 4 года назад +10

      Thats just camping babeyyyyy

    • @hehehorf782
      @hehehorf782 4 года назад +21

      POCKET SALT

  • @LithmusEarth
    @LithmusEarth 2 года назад +55

    I've watched this dozens of times since it came out, Can you believe it's been 2 years? This still might be my favorite internet video. I would love an uncut 6-7 hour version of it, where we just watch the madness unfold. I'm sure the video is made in the editing though. I would though like to see a bit more in-depth version of this. Maybe 10 years after this is published he'll want to do a redux of it. Or they'll make a sequel to breath of the wild.

    • @bluejediforce
      @bluejediforce Год назад +3

      God I wish lol. I've also seen this video a ton of times and it never gets less funny. I would absolutely watch an uncut version. tbh I just miss unraveled in general

    • @emoore29681
      @emoore29681 10 месяцев назад +2

      For real! I came to the Unraveled party 3-4 years too late, but it's become one of my main comfort medias, this video in particular. There's something so wonderful about it, the perfect combination of whimsey, scientific ethos, and unbridled chaos. An uncut version would go so hard.

  • @namenamename390
    @namenamename390 2 года назад +22

    Very few videos make me laugh as hard as this one. "We're just drinking milk with carrots" completely broke me

  • @crust428
    @crust428 4 года назад +1660

    Full Heart: ❤️
    Empty Heart: 🤍
    Half Heart: 💔
    Transcendent Heart: 💛
    Negative Heart: ☠️
    19:45 Wheat Bread: 15/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💛💛💛💛💛
    28:11 Fried Bananas: 14/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💛💛💛💛
    11:25 Mushroom Risotto: 13/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💛💛💛
    19:23 Mushroom Omelet: 13/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💛💛💛
    11:59 Salmon Risotto: 10/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    15:20 Honeyed Apple: 10/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    15:20 Honeyed Fruits: 10/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    19:03 Fried Egg and Rice: 10/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    20:23 Crab Omelet with Rice: 10/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    23:40 Creamy Heart Stew: 10/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    26:53 Poultry Pilaf: 10/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    11:43 Vegetable Risotto: 9/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍
    21:33 Fruit Pie: 9/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍
    23:09 Pepper Steak: 9/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍
    26:48 Meat and Rice Bowl: 9/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍
    26:59 Curry Pilaf: 9/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍
    28:31 Hot Buttered Apple: 9/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍
    12:15 Salt-Grilled Mushrooms: 8/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍
    12:33 Salt-Grilled Crab: 8/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍
    12:27 Salt-Grilled Salmon: 8/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍
    12:37 Salt-Grilled Meat: 8/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍
    19:18 Omelet: 8/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍
    22:27 Meat Pie: 8/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍
    28:45 Nutcake: 8/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍
    10:10 Steamed Fruit: 7/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍
    10:16 Steamed Mushrooms: 7/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍
    21:47 Pumpkin Pie: 7/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍
    22:11 Fish Pie: 7/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍
    25:13 Seafood Meunière: 7/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍
    25:58 Seafood Paella: 7/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍
    11:52 Crab Risotto: 6/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍
    12:07 Salt-Grilled Greens: 6/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍
    14:41 Glazed Veggies: 6/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍
    23:02 Spiced Peppered Seafood: 6/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍
    25:13 Porgy Meunière: 6/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍
    28:51 Carrot Cake: 6/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍
    14:24 Glazed Meat: 5/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    17:06 Clam Chowder: 5/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    17:37 Wildberry Crepe: 5/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    17:43 Honey Crepe: 5/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    19:35 Vegetable Omelet: 5/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    23:17 Honey Candy: 5/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    25:38 Seafood Fried Rice: 5/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    7:16 Meaty Rice Balls: 4/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    14:33 Glazed Mushrooms: 4/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    17:28 Plain Crepe: 4/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    21:59 Apple Pie: 4/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    25:31 Salmon Meunière: 4/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    25:48 Spicy Meat and Seafood Fry: 4/10
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    6:58 Mushroom Rice Balls: 3/10
    ❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    7:16 Seafood Rice Balls: 3/10
    ❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    13:32 Meat-Stuffed Pumpkin: 3/10
    ❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    16:22 Pumpkin Stew: 3/10
    ❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    6:58 Veggie Rice Balls: 2/10
    ❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    7:37 Poultry Curry: 2/10
    ❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    8:01 Seafood Curry: 2/10
    ❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    8:11 Vegetable Curry: 2/10
    ❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    13:46 Fragrant Mushroom Sauté: 2/10
    ❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    14:55 Glazed Seafood: 2/10
    ❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    16:36 Meat Stew: 2/10
    ❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    16:49 Carrot Stew: 2/10
    ❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    22:53 Spiced Meat Skewer: 2/10
    ❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    26:20 Meat and Seafood Fry: 2/10
    ❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    8:14 Meat Curry: 1.5/10
    ❤️💔🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    13:46 Herb Sauté: 1.5/10
    ❤️💔🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    7:37 Curry Rice: 1/10
    ❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    10:47 Steamed Fish: 1/10
    ❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    13:00 Cream of Mushroom Soup: 1/10
    ❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    13:00 Cream of Vegetable Soup: 1/10
    ❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    13:06 Creamy Seafood Soup: 1/10
    ❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    13:15 Creamy Meat Soup: 1/10
    ❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    13:22 Veggie Cream Soup: 1/10
    ❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    28:58 Fruit Cake: 1/10
    ❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    10:25 Steamed Meat: 0.5/10
    💔🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    13:46 Crab Stir-Fry: 0/10
    🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    22:37 Egg Tart: -1/10
    ☠️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    27:43 Fruit and Mushroom Mix: -1/10
    ☠️🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
    27:08 Egg Pudding: -6/10
    ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🤍🤍🤍🤍
    BONUS ROUND
    *O H D A D D Y* Replay Button: 19:07

    • @PresObama
      @PresObama 3 года назад +45

      I applaud the effort put into this comment

    • @BetaXeeta
      @BetaXeeta 3 года назад +16

      Daniel Aguila it’s a list of all the recipes from best to worst

    • @maikeruthenoodle
      @maikeruthenoodle 3 года назад +19

      I am so glad glad someone put them in a ranking with timestamps

    • @serifthegodofinsanity8823
      @serifthegodofinsanity8823 3 года назад +15

      You are an absolute mad lad

    • @heyo8228
      @heyo8228 3 года назад +17

      wow this comment is beautiful, you organized everything. Im seriously not joking around I love his comment XD lmfao i sound so creepy

  • @hashi258
    @hashi258 3 года назад +6154

    Link has the Triforce of courage for a reason, and it's being able to eat these fucking abominations he makes at any cooking pot

  • @shadowmelodyy
    @shadowmelodyy 2 года назад +6

    A friendship forged by lack of salt.

  • @yer_pall_memes4799
    @yer_pall_memes4799 2 года назад +18

    I Like how they added a cannon reason for why link can eat so much and so fast by adding a entry into zelda’s diary saying that when she got link to speak he admitted to being a glutton also being very nervous to not talk

  • @notlucyb
    @notlucyb 3 года назад +3848

    i feel like the theme of this video is that bread is the closest thing humanity has to the divine

    • @kyliefickle7063
      @kyliefickle7063 3 года назад +124

      As a Catholic, all I can say is yes.

    • @ALivingFlame
      @ALivingFlame 2 года назад +47

      Metaphorically speaking, you're not too far off.

    • @astronights
      @astronights 2 года назад +36

      Maybe that's why the saying "best thing since sliced bread" exists.

    • @eagletanker
      @eagletanker 2 года назад +18

      Bread is the lifeblood of humanity

    • @illrawb
      @illrawb 2 года назад +35

      Aphrodite was supposed to smell like freshly baked bread and ambrosia

  • @drewalden2289
    @drewalden2289 4 года назад +3208

    Polygon quotes I use when taking tests:
    "If I can't be accurate, I sure as hell am gonna be extra"
    "We are looking for speed over quality"

  • @pisandro2936
    @pisandro2936 Год назад +8

    21:42
    BDG: Nine!
    AM: You're being really generous there, buy okay...
    BDG: Yeah, well, I have to be, okay?

  • @HalfLight333
    @HalfLight333 10 месяцев назад +7

    Honestly the one thing that gives the menu in BOTW context is the fact that Link has canonically eaten a stone steak that Daruk gave him without so much as batting an eye.
    And then all of a sudden it makes a lot more sense.
    (You literally get to WATCH Link put some of these things in his belly in Age of Calamity and it's HILARIOUS)