r/Choosingbeggars I Don't Want To Catch "The Gay!"

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    r/Choosingbeggars The woman in today's video has a very unusual fear. She doesn't want to get knee replacement surgery because she's afraid that she might catch something from the knee donor. What is she so afraid of catching? Well, its not a bacteria or a virus, it's... "the gay." Yes, she's afraid that evil, lying doctors will trick her into receiving a knee transplant that will completely change who she's attracted to. If you like this video, subscribe to my channel for more daily Reddit content!
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  3 года назад +456

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  • @devil_spice
    @devil_spice 3 года назад +1866

    As a bisexual can confirm, one knee craves men while the other craves women

    • @timelesslife4944
      @timelesslife4944 3 года назад +49

      Can also confirm one half wants Boys the other wants girls

    • @iliketolaughatidiots
      @iliketolaughatidiots 3 года назад +68

      As a pansexual, cannot confirm.

    • @NotPassive-356
      @NotPassive-356 3 года назад +40

      { Witch-Kun } Do you prefer stainless steel or aluminum pans?

    • @iliketolaughatidiots
      @iliketolaughatidiots 3 года назад +17

      @@NotPassive-356 wtf im not trusted to cook of that's what you're referring to

    • @NotPassive-356
      @NotPassive-356 3 года назад +19

      { Witch-Kun } I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or genuine r/wooosh.

  • @seabass819
    @seabass819 3 года назад +3097

    It's true, I caught my ankle kissing some guy on the bus yesterday

    • @poison1vy
      @poison1vy 3 года назад +62

      Cracked 🤣🤣

    • @michaelduncan6060
      @michaelduncan6060 3 года назад +176

      Cut it off before it spreads. Don't spread the gay.

    • @overprocuz7289
      @overprocuz7289 3 года назад +174

      Can you use that as an excuse for kicking someone in the face? No no I didn’t kick you, my ankle has the gay!

    • @johnjones3484
      @johnjones3484 3 года назад +82

      Before I watched the video I thought you misspelled uncle.

    • @colejackson7106
      @colejackson7106 3 года назад +19

      WHAT A QUALITY COMMENT!!!

  • @austinberry5696
    @austinberry5696 3 года назад +1300

    Nobody:
    "The Gay": HEADS, SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES, KNEES AND TOES

    • @kristashafer93098
      @kristashafer93098 3 года назад +14

      BWAHAAAHAHAAA!!!! That’s really funny!!!

    • @Skittenmeow
      @Skittenmeow 3 года назад +35

      I'm getting shoulder surgery soon. I'm really hoping I fully catch "the gay" as I'm not having much luck with guys.

    • @jotarokujo_starplatinum5492
      @jotarokujo_starplatinum5492 3 года назад +15

      HEADS, SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES, KNEES AND TOOOEEEES, EYES AND EARS AN MOUTH AND NOSE, HEAD, SHOULDER KNEES AND TOES, KNEES AND TOES,

    • @mrgames2412
      @mrgames2412 3 года назад +9

      @@jotarokujo_starplatinum5492 ohhh nooo its spreading

    • @Femcelwithacrystalball8688
      @Femcelwithacrystalball8688 3 года назад +7

      Here's a conclusion for that song:
      Heads, shoulders, knees and toes,
      knees and toes,
      knees and toes,
      Head, shoulders knees and toes,
      my gay new knee!

  • @harryw.174
    @harryw.174 3 года назад +755

    "Gayness resides in the joints"
    It's true, I smoked weed now I'm gay

    • @ryankramer913
      @ryankramer913 3 года назад +8

      Nice

    • @needsLITHIUM
      @needsLITHIUM 3 года назад +27

      I mean, in all fairness, that's how it worked with my gay best friend. The weed gave him dopamine and confidence, so he was able to come out of the closet. This was like, 12 years ago. His 30th birthday was earlier this month, and had a good ol' time catching up. because the 'Rona makes it hard to travel from Tacoma, WA to Gainesville, FL on a whim. I still haven't met his latest boyfriend, and this is his longest relationship afaik, which makes me feel sad and like a bad best friend, because it's been like 6 years. Also, I miss the fucker.

    • @stardust6004
      @stardust6004 3 года назад +1

      Lol nice one 😝

    • @skippy8696
      @skippy8696 3 года назад +4

      Well, if you did real drugs like an adult, this wouldn't have happened.
      j/k

    • @needsLITHIUM
      @needsLITHIUM 3 года назад

      @@skippy8696 LOL

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  3 года назад +2490

    I used to be a heterosexual like you until I took a gay to the knee

    • @imortaltech1019
      @imortaltech1019 3 года назад +13

      Ok

    • @NaxalDusk
      @NaxalDusk 3 года назад +54

      By the gods!

    •  3 года назад +10

      Lmao

    • @seanpugh1588
      @seanpugh1588 3 года назад +65

      It's not gay with the homies

    • @Henry205
      @Henry205 3 года назад +24

      Gay guy ur takin meh joob

  • @qzoid3060
    @qzoid3060 3 года назад +982

    The only reason you would want to catch ‘the gay’, is when you already have ‘the gay’.

    • @kragmybeloved3583
      @kragmybeloved3583 3 года назад +41

      WAIT...
      ITS AL GAY?!

    • @obiwankenobi8033
      @obiwankenobi8033 3 года назад +46

      @@kragmybeloved3583 *cocks gun* always has been

    • @kragmybeloved3583
      @kragmybeloved3583 3 года назад +5

      @@obiwankenobi8033 OMG OBI WAN KENOBI PLEASE DONT DO IT WHY ARE YOU DOING I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOOD IM SHAKING RN

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 3 года назад +9

      I caught the big gay. Literally, he's a fucking mountain. 0-0
      So yeah, your comment is accurate. :P

    • @leewalden3061
      @leewalden3061 3 года назад +7

      As an omnisexual, I would like to be more gay please.

  • @artykeldeo
    @artykeldeo 3 года назад +569

    I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE “i was a heterosexual like you, then i took a gay to the knee”

    • @_Depending_Viscount_
      @_Depending_Viscount_ 3 года назад +10

      NOOOOOOO I JUST ALMOST STOPPED LAUGHINGGGGGG
      "Almost", since this has to be the best comment section I've ever seen on rSlash-

    • @thatoneguyinthecomments2737
      @thatoneguyinthecomments2737 3 года назад +8

      Let me guess, someone stole your sweet role

    • @_Depending_Viscount_
      @_Depending_Viscount_ 3 года назад

      @An Axolotl Who are you talking to?-

    • @_Depending_Viscount_
      @_Depending_Viscount_ 3 года назад +2

      @An Axolotl Well then.. That's for me to know,
      And for you to wonder in constant paranoia.

    • @cloud1973
      @cloud1973 3 года назад +1

      "I'm sorry... You have the gay in your knees. There's nothing we can do"

  • @devorezz
    @devorezz 3 года назад +108

    "I will docx you" Nooo I don't wanna be a Word document aaaaaaaaaa

  • @83gemm
    @83gemm 3 года назад +235

    I live a complicated life. My knee is gay, my shoulder is a lesbian, and my hips are non-binary asexuals.
    But, man, you should see me dance.

    • @funnypenelope
      @funnypenelope 3 года назад +3

      That does sound spectacular!!

    • @saturn6784
      @saturn6784 3 года назад +8

      My elbows are Abro and it feels like I whack my funnybone whenever they switch sexualities

    • @thefoxdiamond5070
      @thefoxdiamond5070 3 года назад +4

      Aw man- im not sure if your dancing would be spectacular or awful. The shoulder would be a good dancer, the knee as well, the non-binary asexual hips feels like they would be awkward- oh no. The dancing’s in the hips, this is gonna be a catastrophe

    • @endermanwithalowercasee
      @endermanwithalowercasee 2 года назад

      And you were born with glass bones and paper skin

    • @Femcelwithacrystalball8688
      @Femcelwithacrystalball8688 2 года назад

      My elvows are lesbian, my shoulders are trans male and my knees are super gay! I kill it in power lifting while wearing a top fashion selection of gym tights!

  • @nanya524
    @nanya524 3 года назад +310

    Well, of COURSE you can catch "the gay"!
    Happiness is contagious after all!

  • @lycianempire
    @lycianempire 3 года назад +17

    As someone who studies osteology (bone studies) I can tell you that there are general things we can estimate by studying various bones (sex and age from the pelvis/skull, body size from long bones, etc) but not one can tell me about a person's sexual orientation. That would be AMAZING though. Imagine the studies we could do about sexuality in the past with that info.

  • @funnynoodleman
    @funnynoodleman 3 года назад +32

    If I was a doctor and that lady needed a surgery of any type, I'll tell her i'm gonna use "straight parts", then afterwards tell her "Oh i made a mistake, I actually used a gay shoulder (or whatever she gets surgery on)" and watch her lose it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MikuDraconia
    @MikuDraconia 3 года назад +616

    Dunno what's funnier : saying that the KNEE is gay or the fear of catching "the Gay"

  • @placiidpunk4196
    @placiidpunk4196 3 года назад +356

    As a lesbian organ donor I can confirm you will indeed catch "the gay" 🤣

    • @elbowmacaronii947
      @elbowmacaronii947 3 года назад +12

      ... lmao secrets can't be revealed like that!!! We must do it quietly 😂

    • @bbutter8723
      @bbutter8723 3 года назад +8

      Damn lol its like Among US! You're the imposter 😅

    • @MrGuy-xq5uv
      @MrGuy-xq5uv 3 года назад +1

      nice

    • @Alakaizer
      @Alakaizer 3 года назад +5

      I'm already attracted to women, what would a lesbian organ do to me?

    • @BLACKRedDragon
      @BLACKRedDragon 3 года назад +5

      Will I at least gain fashion sense along with a hot body

  • @thewillow581
    @thewillow581 3 года назад +81

    "Once I was a heterosexual like you, then I took a gay in the knee"
    I want this on a tshirt, some please make this lol 🤣👆

  • @SpringDavid
    @SpringDavid 3 года назад +29

    "there's _2 gays_ among us"
    *later*
    "Jeremy didn't had the gay"
    "3 gays remaining"

  • @trashnyc
    @trashnyc 3 года назад +622

    “I don’t understand that language....what is she speaking??”
    “Gaynese”

  • @iSmileyPerson
    @iSmileyPerson 3 года назад +341

    I love how the kid tried reverse psychology on that dude like, “nO U MESSAGED ME FIRST BC U WANTED TO GIFT ME. thIs wAs yOur iDeA.”

    • @yamicivetta5252
      @yamicivetta5252 3 года назад +14

      Lmao I know right? I thought “Who does he think he is, Joseph Joestar? That I’m going to say what he thinks I’m going to say? Just to fuck with him I won’t lol.”

    • @TheKingOfSoup
      @TheKingOfSoup 3 года назад +7

      Speech 97
      Level progress
      91/100

    • @chasedraper3437
      @chasedraper3437 3 года назад +9

      The child's Intelligence -70

    • @InvisibleBlackFire
      @InvisibleBlackFire 3 года назад +5

      You're giving him too much credit. If that IS reverse psychology, it definitely wasn't planned to be.

    • @mashedpotatoes1124
      @mashedpotatoes1124 3 года назад +8

      That kid right there is why people hate fortnite.

  • @gornur8292
    @gornur8292 3 года назад +45

    James: Hey Bob, you hear about Chris?
    Bob: No, what happened?
    James: He got a heart transplant from a dead gay guy and was turned gay.
    Bob.exe has stopped working.

  • @TilcTac
    @TilcTac 3 года назад +32

    The guy trying to race the Porsche thinks he’s such a hotshot... when he didn’t even know what kind of engine a 911 has. 🤣

    • @colinharrison5521
      @colinharrison5521 3 года назад +9

      He was wrong in like almost everything he said. The 996 911 will totally do 170. I can think of 3 cars right now that will do more then 140 that are v6 and naturally aspirated, and as you mentioned he kept saying v6 and it’s a flat 6 lul

    • @brody1502
      @brody1502 3 года назад +5

      Finally I have found my people, who know what they're talking about. But ya dude kept saying freaking v6 and not flat 6 lul 👏😂

    • @TilcTac
      @TilcTac 3 года назад +2

      SketchE I’m just a tech student right now, so I don’t know everything, surely shouldn’t be thought of as “knows what he’s talking about” but I know a hell of a lot more than this nut job.

    • @tophat3157
      @tophat3157 3 года назад +2

      Plus, for going that fast, why go for a Porsche 911? Boxer/Flat engines are notorious for head gasket failures and going that fast will only damage the head gasket.

    • @felofouad3043
      @felofouad3043 3 года назад

      i thought only planes can do 911

  • @DuskTheKnight
    @DuskTheKnight 3 года назад +284

    “To protect myself from fortnite kids and karens I use express vpn” now that’s advertising at its finest xD

    • @imbadatnames3227
      @imbadatnames3227 3 года назад +3

      i Have never wanted more to buy somthing

    • @j3void618
      @j3void618 3 года назад +4

      I just add #nofortnite2yearolds

    • @imbadatnames3227
      @imbadatnames3227 3 года назад +2

      @@j3void618 yes #nofortnite2yearolds

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 3 года назад +2

      Dusk The Knight #nofortnite2yearsold

    • @jaredzxv3706
      @jaredzxv3706 3 года назад +2

      I play fortnite and I wouldn’t bother anyone. I literally play for a couple hours a day. It’s pretty dry, which is why I’m watching this.

  • @rynhart4174
    @rynhart4174 3 года назад +361

    The fact that she called it a "knee transplant". I had a knee replacement a year ago and it was entirely artificial. I set off metal detectors now XD

    • @Valdagast
      @Valdagast 3 года назад +30

      But did they use gay metals?

    • @rynhart4174
      @rynhart4174 3 года назад +34

      @@Valdagast lol, yes. The doctor confessed to that after the surgery.

    • @rynhart4174
      @rynhart4174 3 года назад +15

      @@yourdudebk7200 It's a problem in the medical field, man. It's crazy that no one really talks about it!

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 3 года назад +13

      WHOOP WHOOP IT'S THE SOUND OF- your fake knee and your chance to make security guards super uncomfortable as they search you for weapons, only to find a metal knee. :P

    • @sethraelthebard5459
      @sethraelthebard5459 3 года назад +2

      Yeah! Cyborgs FTW!

  • @mariefrancke6868
    @mariefrancke6868 3 года назад +28

    My right shoulder is okay, but my left one is doing a mean shimmy, I'm really worried for its sexuality.

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 3 года назад +49

    I love how that 9 year old continued to spew slurs and insults even after the guy said he'd do it.
    Imagine if he was serious, why would you keep insulting him once you get what you want?
    That kid's probably like 8
    I'm not typically one to support harming kids but if I were this kid's mom I'd slap him into the next continent

  • @qzoid3060
    @qzoid3060 3 года назад +133

    1:24 yea, she won’t be moving forward without that transplant either.

    • @Tomokaar1
      @Tomokaar1 3 года назад +5

      QZoid DAAAAAAAAYUUUUUM

    • @vapor-sings
      @vapor-sings 3 года назад +8

      🏆
      You dropped your best comment award, here you go

    • @pixelgamer1768
      @pixelgamer1768 3 года назад

      @@Tomokaar1 that's not how you say it

    • @reikoznorma9690
      @reikoznorma9690 3 года назад

      Oh boy, somebody pass the ice, she just got a sick burn.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 3 года назад +1

      OH GOD I WAS TAKING A DRINK OW MY NOSE 😂

  • @ghost_knight23
    @ghost_knight23 3 года назад +446

    This is like the episode of spognebob we’re he caught the ugly

  • @Blackatchaproduction
    @Blackatchaproduction 3 года назад +14

    When you have to keep calling someone the N word. You're most likely 12

  • @PJ-yi8cn
    @PJ-yi8cn 3 года назад +10

    6:59 I doubt he does. People often try to say they have the cash in hand, then when they show up they only have a little, and "you'll just have to take it."

    • @Turbo_The_Femboy_Fox
      @Turbo_The_Femboy_Fox 2 года назад +1

      He calls himself a racer, but he doesn’t even know the engine Porsche makes, they make F6s, not V6s, plus thinks 6 cylinders can’t go 120+ without boost. BMW did 150 with N/A 6 cylinders since the 70’s. Dudes an idiot.

  • @thegamemaster9872
    @thegamemaster9872 3 года назад +97

    I love how Rslash is laughing so much while reading

  • @moonie907
    @moonie907 3 года назад +357

    broke: I cough on someone and give them Coronavirus
    woke: I cough on someone and give them *The Gay*

    • @kragmybeloved3583
      @kragmybeloved3583 3 года назад +19

      UPGRADES PEOPLE UPGRADES!

    • @thegaywriter
      @thegaywriter 3 года назад +5

      Icon status. We Stan.

    • @bellelelelelele4002
      @bellelelelelele4002 3 года назад +6

      so by that logic if i cough at someone I'll give them... the PAN???

    • @moonie907
      @moonie907 3 года назад +3

      Isabelle yeah 😳

    • @jayc7171
      @jayc7171 3 года назад +3

      Enzo Gotuzzo aayyeee robot reference

  • @missleiadragonitemaster7597
    @missleiadragonitemaster7597 3 года назад +39

    Catch 'The Gay'
    Catch 'The Emo'
    Catch 'The Furry'
    How many more before I complete my set of knees?

  • @Lytah84
    @Lytah84 3 года назад +11

    If that fortnite message was actually a kid, it's scary he knew and used so many slurs against someone.

    • @mer200
      @mer200 3 года назад +1

      They learn it from tv, games, friends, other family members etc. I learned my brother 'bitch' when he was 5 or 6 😅

  • @aprilsbby5564
    @aprilsbby5564 3 года назад +127

    “Then BAM! You get gay shoulders too”

    • @kragmybeloved3583
      @kragmybeloved3583 3 года назад

      Oh thats why my shoulders ache like hell

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 3 года назад

      Ah, but that's what the childhood song was warning us about! You start off with a gay head... Then shoulders...
      Then knees....
      Then toes. :3

  • @Grisht_
    @Grisht_ 3 года назад +155

    I caught the gay,
    But he didn’t sneeze
    He cu-

    • @jeebus9118
      @jeebus9118 3 года назад +1

      WORRRRRRK

    • @itsmekrazyb
      @itsmekrazyb 3 года назад +4

      *ahem what*

    • @ResidentMilf
      @ResidentMilf 3 года назад +7

      @@itsmekrazyb I assume it's a play on the version of eeny meeny miney moe that includes the line "if he sneezes, let him go."

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 3 года назад +1

      JEEBUS work!

    • @itsmekrazyb
      @itsmekrazyb 3 года назад

      @@ResidentMilf my comment is a joke lol

  • @gunslingermando8275
    @gunslingermando8275 3 года назад +2

    Had a guy in my HS who actually in the middle of class said he demands a new assignment sheet because he's straight and didn't want to get the gay from the pink paper

  • @leamcclain1648
    @leamcclain1648 3 года назад +3

    "What has this world come to?" I asked myself when I read Karen's post.🤦‍♀️

  • @exulium
    @exulium 3 года назад +103

    "Get away from me, I'll give you The Gay!"
    *"EVERYBODY RUUUUUUUUUN!!!!"*

    • @Lee-bm2yg
      @Lee-bm2yg 3 года назад +2

      *stays*

    • @xboxdiva84
      @xboxdiva84 3 года назад

      ima stay🥴

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 3 года назад

      Like the cheese touch!

    • @eliviqs
      @eliviqs 3 года назад +1

      Sorry,I already have "tHe gAy"😌💅

    • @user-oj7np2ej1z
      @user-oj7np2ej1z 3 года назад

      The perfect scheme, I wont have to interact hehe

  • @tobology6781
    @tobology6781 3 года назад +95

    Does “bisexual” mean half your body parts are gay?

    • @brendanmoriarty3
      @brendanmoriarty3 3 года назад +23

      It’s when some joints are gay but the others are straight, so they come to a compromise.

    • @mattranor
      @mattranor 3 года назад +12

      Yeah my left side is only attracted to women and my right side likes men. I have to be really careful to only kiss guys with the right side of my lips.

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 3 года назад +6

      You know that line on your scrotum?
      Yeah, that's the scar that proves you were stapled together as one half gay man, one half straight!

    • @nostalgicotaku2977
      @nostalgicotaku2977 3 года назад +6

      Its like being double jointed, they go both ways

    • @ninjagirl-ri1pc
      @ninjagirl-ri1pc 3 года назад +1

      I think so

  • @TGWT
    @TGWT 3 года назад +10

    guys im not worried about the corona im more worried about the “gay” im so scared

  • @Still_not_saying
    @Still_not_saying 3 года назад +18

    My mother believes homosexuality is a choice. I told her it wasn’t a choice... what happened? “How do you know? You got somethin’ you wanna tell me?!” And people wonder why I hate my mother....

    • @Thelango99
      @Thelango99 3 года назад +3

      She probably sees it this way because Abrahamic religions (Christianity, Islam, Jews) sees sexuality as a behaviour, not an identity.

  • @luciddreamer6670
    @luciddreamer6670 3 года назад +50

    Whenever I hear the " High pitch " voice I'm like
    "Oh that's the person who doesn't have common sense."

  • @ProfessionalGoober
    @ProfessionalGoober 3 года назад +26

    Bruh, I'm more scared of blatant scammers than that 5 year old begging for a fortnite skin and "doxing", or as they type it out "docsing" that person

  • @innocentkittens2568
    @innocentkittens2568 3 года назад +3

    I love rSlash's '"Karen" voice!

  • @batwench
    @batwench 3 года назад +1

    You know it is going to have amazing funny responses when RSlash giggles before hand

  • @humanoid251
    @humanoid251 3 года назад +37

    Listening to rSlash right before work is what helps me get through the day
    That knee transplant one reminds me of that Halloween episode of The Simpsons where Homer gets a hair transplant from Snake and then the hair grows into his brain, takes over his personality and Homer goes around killing everyone who Snake had sworn vengeance on. I can’t believe actual people think something like that is possible

    • @easiestcc6451
      @easiestcc6451 3 года назад

      Do you mean Snake from Metal Gear Solid?

    • @christie2271
      @christie2271 3 года назад

      What specific season and episode is it? I really wanna see it! I love the simpsons!

    • @humanoid251
      @humanoid251 3 года назад

      @@christie2271 it’s S10 E4: Treehouse of Horror IX

  • @kirielbranson4843
    @kirielbranson4843 3 года назад +12

    And the doctor told her about needing a knee replacement “with tears in his eyes.” That made me laugh. Yeah knee replacement is so serious that medical professionals break down sobbing when they have to tell the patients and family. Because without the “transplant” the family will have to “move forward without her” because presumably she will be sitting in the chair, by herself. I don’t know why I thought these were the most absurd parts of the post.

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee 3 года назад +4

    13:30
    Surprised he can even count that high

  • @chikncordonbleu
    @chikncordonbleu 3 года назад +6

    "And with tears in his eyes, he said she needed surgery." Or whatever it was they said. Nah. It's more like they walk in, go "it's broke. Needs fixing. Talk to the front desk to schedule surgery." Then walk out.
    Source: the 15+ surgeries I've had in my adult life.
    Bonus: I did have one surgeon put his hand on my shoulder one time and say "I'm sorry." Before he walked out.
    Edit: relistened. Knee TRANSPLANT?! Kain?!? Baaahahahaaa!!!

  • @natetheskate9948
    @natetheskate9948 3 года назад +25

    A very nieve sponge yet lovable sponge:
    "At fifty dollars an hour too! When I first worked for mr krabs, I had to pay him a hundred dollars an hour!"

  • @-yeme-
    @-yeme- 3 года назад +8

    I love the last one. Whoever sent a choosing beggar to r/choosingbeggars was a genius.

  • @_Depending_Viscount_
    @_Depending_Viscount_ 3 года назад +5

    Ohhhhhh, so THAT'S how I'm bi! Only my joints are into girls, the rest of me likes guys. Makes sense to me!

    • @_Depending_Viscount_
      @_Depending_Viscount_ 3 года назад +1

      This comment section is killing me, I had to retype almost every word of my comment since I kept scrolling out of curiosity-

  • @ewilano649
    @ewilano649 3 года назад +2

    Just heard the knee replacment story.
    The kid shouldn't worry about gay. The problem would be if the doctor used bimetallic strips....
    Having a knee that bends every which way depending on the outside temperature would be much more problematic I think ;P.

  • @hollymaccharles1315
    @hollymaccharles1315 3 года назад +157

    I have never been this early before but I can't think of anything creative to say about it.

  • @michael_7165
    @michael_7165 3 года назад +50

    Something is wrong with people, “IMA CATCH DA GAY” 😂 like tf

    • @erikmckoul2478
      @erikmckoul2478 3 года назад +3

      Imagine if you could actually turn people gay by sneezing the apocalypse is everyone catching the gay. lol

    • @kylekearney8740
      @kylekearney8740 3 года назад +4

      @@erikmckoul2478 AH AH - ACHOOOo
      Opps gave you the gay

    • @fogtheghost
      @fogtheghost 3 года назад +2

      @@kylekearney8740 noooooooooooo

  • @palomaducre5703
    @palomaducre5703 3 года назад

    I love the choosing beggars episodes! I'm so happy rSlash is posting a lot of then recently

  • @astronomerebbs5105
    @astronomerebbs5105 Год назад +1

    The dolphin internship is actually pretty standard for wildlife internships. Wildlife careers are so competitive people are expected to have a degree plus years of experience before getting into there career. Which means college grads are often doomed to do extensive volunteer internships with very little accommodations. shouldn't be this way, but it's more common than people think.

  • @pozitron7242
    @pozitron7242 3 года назад +22

    I’m soo glad that I accidentally watched one of his videos last year.

  • @goldfish7835
    @goldfish7835 3 года назад +23

    I laughed so hard at the title because I'm wearing a gay pride t-shirt

  • @julianhermanubis6800
    @julianhermanubis6800 3 года назад +1

    The "gay knee transplant" poster is such an obvious troll. I LOL'ed at the whole thing.

  • @Dogbowlz
    @Dogbowlz 3 года назад +5

    "I'm gonna catch 'The Gay'
    Damn, i must've got the gay when i was 10
    huh

  • @justaperson4854
    @justaperson4854 3 года назад +21

    “OH NO, I’VE CAUGHT THE GAY!”

    • @Pew-fs5nc
      @Pew-fs5nc 3 года назад +1

      "Oh no! I'll save you captain Morgan!"

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc 3 года назад

      DON'T SPREAD IT

    • @whatbear3804
      @whatbear3804 3 года назад +1

      @@Karen-kl7yc WHY ARE YOU SAVING PEOPLES LIVE KAREN THATS A GOOD THING

    • @megakaren2160
      @megakaren2160 3 года назад +1

      Well, let him go. He's probably not happy about being caught either.

    • @whatbear3804
      @whatbear3804 3 года назад

      @@megakaren2160 i used to have "the gay" but now i'm cured

  • @gwen9341
    @gwen9341 3 года назад +39

    “Gayness is in the joints” I’m screaming. I knew my knees felt extra homosexual.

  • @brysonkuhn3290
    @brysonkuhn3290 3 года назад +4

    About the Porsche story: I looked it up and if it has the tiptronic automatic it'll do 174 and it'll do 177 if it has a manual. Also, it's not even a v6 like CB said. It's a flat-6 motor lol

  • @seancondon5572
    @seancondon5572 3 года назад +5

    That fortnite one was a real winner. Jesus Christ, kid had some issues. Mommy prolly dropped him on his head when he was little.

  • @freakymoejoe2
    @freakymoejoe2 3 года назад +10

    I caught The Gay. He's in a cage in my basement

  • @double-d5490
    @double-d5490 3 года назад +6

    7:34
    "When I started working for Mr. Krabs, _I_ had to pay him $100/hr!"
    -Spongebob

  • @booboobaire3602
    @booboobaire3602 3 года назад

    Great set of stories! Thank you for finding and reading them!

  • @kelsi4813
    @kelsi4813 3 года назад +3

    As a bisexual, I now fear that a kidney stone I had removed last year could have given my urologist the gay. What do I do if he stops seeing me to become an interior designer??

  • @silverhawk8379
    @silverhawk8379 3 года назад +4

    The internship one had me at first... I’ve already attended one and am currently at another internship learning how to work with dolphins, these internships are incredibly competitive and hard to get into and although most of those requirements are pretty standard, and most of them are indeed unpaid I’ve never heard of one actually making you pay to attend... and their pay scheme is ridiculous on top of that 😂

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 3 года назад

      Yeah I was thinking that going to go spend a few days watching dolphins sounds like a really fun vacation, and a lot of people would probably happily pay what they're asking if they'd just worded it differently. Of course if it was a vacation then they'd have to provide meals and health services in case of accident, and apparently that's a dealbreaker.

    • @silverhawk8379
      @silverhawk8379 3 года назад +1

      Daniel Gehring for sure! I could definitely see something like this as a “biologist for a day” program or something like that but not a professional internship... the two internships that I’ve been to have been great despite being unpaid, both places took having interns very seriously... however when it comes to this story I do also get the feeling that we aren’t getting the full picture either

  • @temptedbyartjewelry5892
    @temptedbyartjewelry5892 3 года назад +13

    "oh no! I don't want to get lesbian elbows!"

    • @stevetreloar6602
      @stevetreloar6602 3 года назад

      I could do with a bit more heterosexuality in my hands....

  • @Norinia
    @Norinia 3 года назад +4

    “Gay Lesbian” You mean Bisexual? Lol

  • @Ploinkus
    @Ploinkus 3 года назад

    Hey rSlash just wanted to say thanks for the daily content, just to wake up and listen to r/entitledparents pretty much makes my day, so I just wanted to say thank you and keep it up! (please)

  • @keh1396
    @keh1396 3 года назад +10

    Wait, why did the doctor have tears in his eyes?

    • @insecto4207
      @insecto4207 3 года назад +8

      Because he was laughing so hard that people think the knees are gay

  • @elijahisconfused
    @elijahisconfused 3 года назад +5

    Sad, I caught the gay in 7th grade, and never recovered. :(

    • @GyorBox
      @GyorBox 3 года назад +3

      You poor poor soul...

    • @_Depending_Viscount_
      @_Depending_Viscount_ 3 года назад +3

      I almost succumbed to the gay, but luckily, didn't completely fall victim..
      It will still forever plague my life, for I am now trapped as a bisexual, but at least I survived 😔

    • @elijahisconfused
      @elijahisconfused 3 года назад +3

      @@_Depending_Viscount_ You are very lucky, I had to go through many surgeries to survive, but they couldn't fix it completely. We are both very lucky to be alive today.

    • @_Depending_Viscount_
      @_Depending_Viscount_ 3 года назад +2

      @@elijahisconfused Indeed we are. Hopefully others have been as lucky.

    • @elijahisconfused
      @elijahisconfused 3 года назад +2

      @@_Depending_Viscount_ Yes, we can only hope.

  • @jonjon3829
    @jonjon3829 3 года назад +1

    that knee transplant scared me, I think I'd stick to my 'kain' instead.

  • @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights
    @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights 3 года назад +47

    Rslash is the Imposter. He's looking kind of sus.

    • @ItBePatYo
      @ItBePatYo 3 года назад +1

      Super sus, tbh. The most sus.

    • @lofikaiju
      @lofikaiju 3 года назад

      Ngl Dark Dreams but ur acting sus too. You got no evidence rSlash is the impostor.

  • @MenaceX250
    @MenaceX250 3 года назад +8

    Karen: "What has this world come to "
    Nobody:

  • @tiredtrash7199
    @tiredtrash7199 3 года назад +2

    a woman and her husband sit at a candlelit table at a fancy restaurant, celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary. the husband reaches across the table to take his beloved's hand, but suddenly, an attractive waitress in a rather low-cut uniform walks by. from the expression on her face, her husband can tell something's wrong. "honey, are you okay?" he asks lovingly. she forces a laugh as her knee jerks involuntarily. "i'm fine." her husband leans in closer and mouths, "is it the..." he trails off. she nods resignedly, knowing that this will ruin her anniversary dinner. ever since her knee transplant, she has been afflicted by dreadful homosexual urges emanating from her new knee. she cannot go anywhere with an attractive woman nearby, as her knee simply goes haywire in the presence of females. this has ruined countless family outings - the county fair, the art museum, and now, her anniversary dinner. later, as her husband drives the both of them home, she stares out the window sadly. even trips to the supermarket were made unnecessarily difficult by her knee's refusal to cooperate, and this had been a rare occasion when she dared to leave the house for more than five minutes. will she ever be rid of this dread malady? only time will tell.

  • @weeloi
    @weeloi 3 года назад +1

    rslash puts out videos every single.... every single what?? EVERY SINGLE WHAT I NEED TO KNOW

  • @justsomeonewithanezukopfp8224
    @justsomeonewithanezukopfp8224 3 года назад +14

    *"The Gay?"*

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 3 года назад

      yeah it's called "Homogenization" and it's done everywhere!

  • @leohunter801
    @leohunter801 3 года назад +14

    Guys I'm worry to say you all have to stay away from me, because I have "the bi curious"

    • @vulpixle9659
      @vulpixle9659 3 года назад

      Same bro

    • @lynx8643
      @lynx8643 3 года назад +3

      I know right! Now I have to go get a "Pan Scan"

    • @hardcorebambi9593
      @hardcorebambi9593 3 года назад +1

      Kasai *_*
      I don’t mean to scare you but those tests are always positive, I got a gay elbow and it spread too fast :(. I’m now terminally pansexual.

  • @thatguyturningwrenches
    @thatguyturningwrenches 2 года назад

    As a car guy, had a GREAT laugh seeing the dude call the Porsche a V6😂

  • @starrysapphirewolf
    @starrysapphirewolf Год назад +1

    I did an internship working for IMMS studying dolphins and doing photo ID, and all I had to do was get accepted. The work is accurate, especially when being on a boat, but those are some ridiculous fees to be paid...

  • @megansaur306
    @megansaur306 3 года назад +11

    good morning r/slash thank you for making my mornings something to look forward to!!!

  • @farm7379
    @farm7379 3 года назад +34

    Who's this u/[deleted] guy? he seems like reddit pro...is there is such a thing?

    • @SubsonicH
      @SubsonicH 3 года назад +2

      A legend of unspeakable actions

    • @LKComputes
      @LKComputes 3 года назад +1

      bUt U/[DelETEd] mEAnS tHey deLETeD tHEiR AcCoUNt /s

    • @SubsonicH
      @SubsonicH 3 года назад

      @@LKComputes r/WoOoSh

    • @LKComputes
      @LKComputes 3 года назад

      @@SubsonicH O sHIeT

  • @stephenperry1006
    @stephenperry1006 2 года назад

    Just listening to the story at around 0:57, and I was like "Okay, so what's the problem with-" 1:27 and it's like "Oh, there we go. There it is, folks."
    People like that infuriate me.
    Anyway, keep up the good work, rSlash! Listening to your videos is entertaining and humorous, but some of the stories definitely make me angry. Love the voices you give to the people in the stories, too!

  • @fatemeetsluck
    @fatemeetsluck 3 года назад

    Companies: "Pay us to work"
    Also companies: "Nobody wants to work anymore"

  • @royaltyfreewalterwhite6304
    @royaltyfreewalterwhite6304 3 года назад +22

    Never knew gay was contagious

    • @nicholasashdown6548
      @nicholasashdown6548 3 года назад

      Neither did I

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc 3 года назад

      Stop spreading it I don't want my baby liking girls 🚫👭

    • @kragmybeloved3583
      @kragmybeloved3583 3 года назад

      @@Karen-kl7yc shut up karen

    • @exzid
      @exzid 3 года назад

      I thought it was only karen that’s contagious

    • @TanuSharma0705
      @TanuSharma0705 3 года назад

      Karen well it's OK to be gay so, nobody cares what you think, Karen. (jk, I know that this is a fake Karen channel)

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne 3 года назад +35

    We've finally found it. It's the final stage of capitalism, where you pay the business owners for the privilege of giving them all your labor!

    • @blakeanderson9438
      @blakeanderson9438 3 года назад +2

      I really don’t agree with his portrayal of this research experience. This is one of the very rare instances where the chance to work in a very limited field is absolutely worth the price. It’s helpful to compare this experience to any science class/lab you would pay for at university.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 3 года назад

      @@blakeanderson9438 I'm sorry, you pay for labs at university?
      See above comment ^.^
      (I mean obviously you pay tuition, but you shouldn't pay for specific courses. This is, once again, the rampant greed of lazy business owners at work)

    • @blakeanderson9438
      @blakeanderson9438 3 года назад +3

      Nerobyrne Yes, you pay for specific classes and labs. Take more classes, pay more tuition...that’s how education works at the moment.
      As a graduate student I can guarantee that almost all undergraduate research positions are unpaid volunteer positions intended to gain necessary experience for graduate school. These (often underfunded) labs cannot function without volunteers who themselves cannot get into graduate school without the experience.
      There are relatively few marine biologist positions in the US (unlike Neuroscience or biochemistry) and even fewer dealing specifically with cetaceans. With so few positions available and such high interest, the opportunity to work directly with whales and dolphins is absolutely worth the price for anyone planning to pursue a degree in marine biology.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 3 года назад +1

      @@blakeanderson9438 actually no I don't pay for that, because I live in a proper nation and not a failed state.

    • @blakeanderson9438
      @blakeanderson9438 3 года назад +3

      Nerobyrne When I was still pre-veterinary medicine, I considered a study abroad experience in South Africa that would have cost me ~$4000, but would give me the opportunity to work with exotic animals. I see the internship described here as no different from these demanding study abroad trips. I believe the only reason you and rSlash think this internship is unreasonable is because you’re not familiar with how internships work in the sciences and how vital they are towards later acceptance into graduate school.

  • @TraceyJeanne
    @TraceyJeanne 3 года назад +1

    14:35 HAHAHAHA I’m screaming
    I might be finding this way funnier than it actually is , but I’m seriously cracking up

  • @EdStarwind
    @EdStarwind 3 года назад +2

    Honestly, I don’t know if there is a better segway into a VPN ad than avoiding Karens and crazed Fortnite wannabes. Well played!

  • @-mcpie-6802
    @-mcpie-6802 3 года назад +4

    CB: "Im GoNnA mUrDr U!!!!111!!"
    How I would reply: "Assuming you asked your parents for permission, sure."

  • @Grisht_
    @Grisht_ 3 года назад +16

    I’m gay and that was really funny for me and my bf’s to watch-
    I’m in a poly-
    Not cheating-

    • @dontwanttousemynameso6095
      @dontwanttousemynameso6095 3 года назад +1

      Not to pry but I'm poly questioning and wondering what it's like to be in a poly relationship?

    • @Grisht_
      @Grisht_ 3 года назад +1

      Tristina Hoffman idk, it’s just loving two people at once.

    • @Badbirdie
      @Badbirdie 3 года назад +1

      Poly is cheating

    • @Grisht_
      @Grisht_ 3 года назад +2

      The Flye no, they love eachother. And they both love me.

    • @animeweeb2144
      @animeweeb2144 3 года назад

      @@Badbirdie it's only cheating if you go out with someone else and the other person doesn't know about it. My girlfriend is poly so that's offensive.

  • @shanecollett819
    @shanecollett819 3 года назад

    Yo Zoologist here,
    So the internship one you featured is actually a commonly accepted practice. There are literally hundreds of these companies who visit our colleges (typically 17-19 year olds) and universities (18+) advertising these "projects". They have different locations for different duration's at different prices. They typically give an hour long presentation highlighting all the work they do, the good they do and the fact you can do your final year project data gathering while out there with them. Most of these locations normally entail roughing it in tents or villages that they pass through during the trips. Once they've built up enough hype (Because to be fair if you can afford it, it does look an amazing opportunity / experience) they then hit you with the prices. You have to cover flights, insurance and a general fee depending on who you're with / location you're going to. While I was in university it was pretty standard to see these prices between £1500-3000 without flights and insurance. While I said it was experience / opportunity above, it is more of a work position to help their staff out their conducting research. So yes, you are paying them for them to let you work.
    They also have a section of how you can raise the money over summer holidays easily, which mainly includes asking family / friends to invest in your future and bag packing at supermarkets. From my experience the only people who go on these trips are people with rich backgrounds where the parents can just drop thousands without batting an eye lid.
    Overall, I find it a pretty scummy practice and I always try to discourage people from signing up.

  • @Stripedbottom
    @Stripedbottom 3 года назад

    This is the funniest Choosingbeggars in ages, my throat is actually sore from laughing :'D First, "gay in the knee" and then a choosing beggar finding r/Choosingbeggars and thinking "Jackpot - this is like made for me!" :D:D:D

  • @jleavs258
    @jleavs258 3 года назад +8

    It’s always good to see an RSlash vid in the subbox

  • @trektroveee
    @trektroveee 3 года назад +3

    Best part of my morning! Hands down, and when I have a break in school!

  • @teresereed359
    @teresereed359 3 года назад +3

    Im a bisexual, and that second one made me laugh so damn hard i almost fell over.

  • @aleksandaralekov3059
    @aleksandaralekov3059 3 года назад

    Love these videos. I never expected so many people to act like that. I had one experience while selling some football memorabilia online. I had a scarf listed at 5 quid with delivery charge 2,90. A guy hits me with an offer I can't resist - "I will give you the 5 quid but can't afford 7,90 in total. Can you maybe do 1,20 postage so it's 6,20 in total?" "Hey, this is the standard delivery charge, I don't offer discount on postage as this is what the post office charges me for sending the scarf". "Yeah, but it's really much, can't you just bring the scarf yourself, I see you are registered like 30 miles away from where I am? That way I won't have to pay the post office!". So this guy was basically asking me to drive a total of 60 miles to deliver him a 5 quid scarf because he doesn't have 2,90 and having tried to lower postage to 1,20 meaning all this was for 1,70? Never replied to him again and he tried the same thing with other of my listings a few weeks later as if he doesn't even remember talking to me. :)