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    r/Choosingbeggars An entitled "influencer" thinks that she can she can post a few Instagram posts, and magically people will start sending her money so that she can go on luxurious vacations all around the world. Good luck, lady! It's amazing how entitled and delusional some people are. If you like this video and want to see more, subscribe to my channel for more daily Reddit videos!
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Комментарии • 2 тыс.

  • @SupraShade
    @SupraShade 4 года назад +846

    bro, im not even a micheal and i can feel their fear

    • @spicklemickle6364
      @spicklemickle6364 4 года назад +8

      Supra0022 I was not expecting it at all but it made my day

    • @OneCatShortOfCrazy
      @OneCatShortOfCrazy 4 года назад +7

      Advertisement to get people to buy things trough fear.. how fun..

    • @michaelmedina4607
      @michaelmedina4607 4 года назад +3

      I was shook

    • @ldjkpr1298
      @ldjkpr1298 4 года назад +3

      @@OneCatShortOfCrazy And it works plus he said the truth

    • @MNNski
      @MNNski 4 года назад +2

      Meh, I'm pretty open about my first name. With it being so common, very unlikely people will figure out who I really am. I spell it Michael though.

  • @MissMusicQueen101
    @MissMusicQueen101 4 года назад +2003

    “I know that your name is Michael” Me, a female not named Michael: Sh*t he’s right

  • @abigailmoore5691
    @abigailmoore5691 4 года назад +396

    I've made and gave away 400+ masks and no one complained about my thread color.

    • @claritey
      @claritey 4 года назад +47

      Yep, the only person who would be concerned about thread color is someone who plans to sell them at a substantial markup.

    • @SomeoneStoleMyHandle911
      @SomeoneStoleMyHandle911 4 года назад +24

      You Abigail are a great human and really honestly have restored some faith in humanity in me because I hate the evil/stupid things most people do..... honestly thank you :)

    • @Tommyboi01
      @Tommyboi01 4 года назад +12

      I'd happily wear any colour of mask

    • @Nortarachanges
      @Nortarachanges 4 года назад +4

      Nice! It takes me more than an hour a mask if I don’t screw up. 400+ is so impressive!

    • @aspenpawarts9333
      @aspenpawarts9333 4 года назад +6

      Your a good person. Also is your profile pick an axolotl? It’s so cute!

  • @ladysollua
    @ladysollua 4 года назад +77

    Choosing beggar: “Must adopt my children.”
    Also, choosing beggar: “Single dads do NOT qualify.”

  • @13BGunBunny
    @13BGunBunny 4 года назад +409

    "she can go buy herself a tent and go passionately hug in the back yard" I lost it.

    • @lonewolf5785
      @lonewolf5785 4 года назад +10

      But, hopefully it's the guy pitching the tent 😂😂

    • @IzukuMidoriya-tt9df
      @IzukuMidoriya-tt9df 4 года назад +3

      Me too

    • @catg943
      @catg943 3 года назад +1

      me too!

    • @alyx2207
      @alyx2207 3 года назад

      I hope you find your movie!
      (It)

    • @JohnGaltShadow
      @JohnGaltShadow 2 года назад +1

      Ha! I was just onto your comment when I got to that part in the video so read it as r/slash said it. And I have proudly passionately hugged in many a tent! One time in a backyard too. 😁

  • @michaelp8844
    @michaelp8844 4 года назад +1644

    rSlash: Calls out the name Michael
    Me named Michael: Has a heart attack

    • @oliversievanen8554
      @oliversievanen8554 4 года назад +18

      OOF

    • @4001rics
      @4001rics 4 года назад +10

      Lol

    • @crystalhero
      @crystalhero 4 года назад +51

      well that opening freaked me out :D

    • @Michael64_
      @Michael64_ 4 года назад +26

      @@crystalhero Lol same

    • @nevr4give220
      @nevr4give220 4 года назад +27

      I walked to My room and stopped in my tracks When he said Michael

  • @yin1079
    @yin1079 4 года назад +72

    Him: “Your name, gender and age is online for people to see”
    Me: Too bad I lie about my age, ha

    • @chuburger
      @chuburger 4 года назад +2

      (Y) s a m e

    • @kumaahito3927
      @kumaahito3927 3 года назад +1

      Lmfao, I have quite a few different ages set everywhere. Some are only a few years apart, and some are even correct, but there is a few with 10+ years difference

    • @foxooverlord
      @foxooverlord 3 года назад +2

      @@kumaahito3927 on one of my fake ages i am 100 years old

    • @jovan0454
      @jovan0454 3 года назад

      @@foxooverlord dang bro just 30 more years and you're the oldest person alive!

    • @foxooverlord
      @foxooverlord 3 года назад

      @@jovan0454 lmao if only that worked like that

  • @greenguyinpfp6565
    @greenguyinpfp6565 4 года назад +98

    “Hey you. I know your name is Michael.”
    All the Michaels in the comment section: bro I don’t know, he just knew

  • @lostrevenant1425
    @lostrevenant1425 4 года назад +856

    rSlash: Calls out Michael
    Michael: *Goes completely off grid and becomes a wild man that catches fish with his bare teeth and prepares multiple stages of defence so that the demon "rSlash" never finds him.

  • @emilioalatorre33
    @emilioalatorre33 4 года назад +856

    Imagine a parent walking by while rSlash casually calls out their child’s name😂

    • @kankay0820
      @kankay0820 4 года назад +34

      •rSlash* _hey you, guy watching this video, I KNOW your name is Michael_
      *Michaels* _visiblr shock_
      *Parents if Michaels walking by* _uh.. honey? Did he not know your name or something?_
      *Insert parent freak out here*

    • @lordtimbit4873
      @lordtimbit4873 4 года назад +3

      @@kankay0820 i freaked out ngl

    • @OhsweetOhno
      @OhsweetOhno 4 года назад +3

      @ßüs s my first action was flinching my name isn’t Michael but when he guessed I just couldn’t help myself...

  • @JenniferSnaps
    @JenniferSnaps 4 года назад +198

    No one:
    Millionare who doesn't know how to cut grass: Oh, snap :(

  • @scottjohnson3903
    @scottjohnson3903 4 года назад +21

    Here’s my choosing beggars story.
    So one of my side jobs is I scan photos, crop, enhance and photo shop acne and scars out, my usual rate is 2 bucks a photo, and I request you provide your own external hard drive to save the photos/slideshow onto
    Someone wanted a slideshow done for her daughter’s wedding and contacted me because she saw my work at a cousin’s wedding. So I asked how many photos will be scanned for this job, she said over 100 photos so I send her a copy of what I charge and to provide the hard drive for me to save the photos/slideshow onto.
    She does the typical Karen move “200 dollars seems a little steep, can you do it for free? And I’ll write you a recommendation if someone else needs a slideshow done?” I say “I’m sorry I don’t work for free, but I’ll be reasonable and say “how about a dollar a photo”? Again she does a Karen move and says “can’t you just make my daughter‘a special day complete? I want to get a special gift for her”
    I say “is the person marrying your daughter doing it for free? What about the baker? What about the store where she bought her dress? Did she get it for free? No? Then why should I work for free?”
    She closes with “Fine! Be a heartless jerk!”

  • @skeltonslay8er781
    @skeltonslay8er781 4 года назад +684

    “Hey you, I know that your name is micheal”
    The matrix just broke for a couple of people

    • @CrispyChicken38
      @CrispyChicken38 4 года назад +28

      Does that mean I'm an NPC? Shit.

    • @mikanoel8406
      @mikanoel8406 4 года назад +7

      I need to take the red pill please

    • @joshuapoe3867
      @joshuapoe3867 4 года назад +10

      “Hey you, you’re finally awake”

    • @nitrosoo9417
      @nitrosoo9417 4 года назад +7

      Brooo. My name is Miguel, a Portuguese name for Michael.

    • @michaelellis5555
      @michaelellis5555 4 года назад +6

      He got me

  • @jamesstark1534
    @jamesstark1534 4 года назад +332

    "Single dads will not be qualified" like someone whose never been married or had kids is gonna marry someone who's either unfaithful or insane, and that much of a choosing beggar

    • @nickyengelbrecht5114
      @nickyengelbrecht5114 4 года назад +18

      And from the sound of it like 5 or 6 kids. Some people are seriously delusional. I have watched these so many times and every time my mouth drops open.

    • @ewaleokadia76
      @ewaleokadia76 4 года назад +5

      @@nickyengelbrecht5114 Also, she is probably fat, too.

    • @elecrom_9757
      @elecrom_9757 4 года назад +10

      It's painfully obvious she just wants money and no competition from stepchildren for her 'little angels'...

    • @jamesstark1534
      @jamesstark1534 4 года назад +2

      @@elecrom_9757 I bet her kids all have buck teeth and thyroid problems

    • @danizig7
      @danizig7 4 года назад +4

      Her kids are all going to end up in therapy upset about how she traded them to their step dad for her comfortable life.

  • @manastandel6647
    @manastandel6647 4 года назад +93

    rSlash: Says something about Micheal
    His comments section: MICHAEL MEME TIME!

  • @doublemgamer2567
    @doublemgamer2567 4 года назад +10

    I was animating and not paying attention to the intro, and then I heard “I know that there are a lot of Michael’s watching this right now, and I bet that they’re freaking out.” My head snapped so fast to the left that I thought I gave myself whiplash XD. I’m one of the many Michael’s in the world that prolly just broke their spines watching this.

  • @Dzyntara
    @Dzyntara 4 года назад +393

    There's a guy called Michael who is SO nervous right now

    • @Qibli154
      @Qibli154 4 года назад +6

      Imagine somebody names Michael was watching tjis with their parents

    • @edgeworthbutcatboy
      @edgeworthbutcatboy 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/cSAp9sBzPbc/видео.html

    • @maiko4237
      @maiko4237 4 года назад +6

      Yeah i was like, how the fuck does he know but the chance is high for the name lmaoooo

    • @Hacker-cw9lc
      @Hacker-cw9lc 4 года назад +1

      @@edgeworthbutcatboy nice

    • @Qibli154
      @Qibli154 4 года назад +1

      MC N RBLX Gaming well played

  • @alexunesell108
    @alexunesell108 4 года назад +580

    Rslash: says "Michael"
    Every person named Michael: HeS hErE, hEs ThErE, hEs EvErYwHeRe!!!

    • @somerandomdude8887
      @somerandomdude8887 4 года назад +2

      Nice insane clown posse picture, do you now/listen to the band?

    • @buymeinandoutyt9693
      @buymeinandoutyt9693 4 года назад +55

      Who you gonna call psychic friend fredbear

    • @wrenholder8436
      @wrenholder8436 4 года назад

      So glad my name isn't Micheal

    • @czrp315
      @czrp315 4 года назад +14

      @@buymeinandoutyt9693 god damnit, you did it first

    • @superphantom100
      @superphantom100 4 года назад +11

      Buy Me In_And_Out hello fellow theorist

  • @biohazard9215
    @biohazard9215 4 года назад +33

    rSlash: calls out Michael
    Michaels: he could be any one of us!

  • @user-vk9ij3kj9d
    @user-vk9ij3kj9d 4 года назад +46

    You just scared the crap out of me by saying Michael lol.

    • @chuburger
      @chuburger 4 года назад +8

      Rslash is so fuckin powerful he brought Michael Jackson back from the dead holy shit

    • @quack_malard5793
      @quack_malard5793 3 года назад +3

      @@chuburger Shit you’re right

    • @no_onehere2597
      @no_onehere2597 3 года назад +2

      You've bin hit by you've bin struck by fear

  • @lohanzzz7851
    @lohanzzz7851 4 года назад +848

    When he said Michael I know your watching this I freaked out my name is Michael lol 😂

    • @DailyClips788
      @DailyClips788 4 года назад +17

      Lmao. Coincidence? I think not 😂

    • @iiiiiiiiiiiii._a7167
      @iiiiiiiiiiiii._a7167 4 года назад +37

      Same bro I was just getting a soda and I was like wait wut

    • @simplysim1346
      @simplysim1346 4 года назад +15

      Lol the FBI is watchin you

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc 4 года назад +34

      He is very rude assuming my name is micheal

    • @crystalsmiles2815
      @crystalsmiles2815 4 года назад +17

      @@Karen-kl7yc I'm guessing Karen is more appropriate. No way anyone would assume that lol

  • @Tr1tay
    @Tr1tay 4 года назад +244

    Karens when they realize they have to pay for their own stuff: *( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)*

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc 4 года назад +8

      That's unfair

    • @kankay0820
      @kankay0820 4 года назад +2

      Oh God

    • @Mical21
      @Mical21 4 года назад +1

      m.ruclips.net/video/qL34_Oi5RH8/видео.html

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc 4 года назад +4

      @@kankay0820 Don't use the Lords name in vein

  • @sarastaniszewski
    @sarastaniszewski 4 года назад +10

    she can buy herself a tent and go passionately hug in the backyard 😂😂 that cracked me up

  • @chickensouvlaki
    @chickensouvlaki 4 года назад +20

    "Hey, I know that your name is Michael."
    me, a jerry:
    Ha! No.

    • @justaguy5855
      @justaguy5855 4 года назад +1

      By leaking your first name you have now leaked your entire life from past to future

  • @Decanta
    @Decanta 4 года назад +128

    Years ago I decided to open every omegle conversation with “SARAH!” And I stopped after I actually found a sarah and scared the shit out of her. I had to explain I didn’t actually know her identity and omegle was still anonymous lol.

  • @bockletbickbookies4042
    @bockletbickbookies4042 4 года назад +314

    “I want surgery so I’m beautiful all the time” me in my head you will never be beautiful inside tho

    • @j.5790
      @j.5790 4 года назад +8

      Yeah blood and guts are ugly

    • @awooga4478
      @awooga4478 4 года назад +5

      I say yes I may be ugly but plastic surgery can fix that but your ugly personality can't be fixed

    • @kodariiii5880
      @kodariiii5880 4 года назад +8

      she said she SO beautiful but APPERINTLY she still needs surgery lmao
      also hello fellow stranger (ur username)

    • @BilIyBobTheThird
      @BilIyBobTheThird 4 года назад +5

      Eat makeup

    • @ivanho904
      @ivanho904 4 года назад +1

      Preach

  • @gaspshichat
    @gaspshichat 4 года назад +127

    "They know your gender."
    I don't even know my gender

    • @maagi1
      @maagi1 3 года назад +5

      One look in the pants should tell it lol

    • @lunamoon703
      @lunamoon703 3 года назад +4

      Uhhhhhh I'm not wearing any pants

    • @maxranseder7068
      @maxranseder7068 3 года назад +10

      can’t know my gender if i don’t have one 😗✌️

    • @gaspshichat
      @gaspshichat 3 года назад +5

      @@maagi1
      **looks in pants** oh there's my gender card!! it says "you're a fucking creep"!!

    • @maagi1
      @maagi1 3 года назад +2

      @@gaspshichat Your gender card says that you are a creep? That's weirdest gender I have heard this far.

  • @ndz1541
    @ndz1541 4 года назад +15

    RSlash: Hey *Michael*
    Michael: You thought it was Michael, but it was I DIO!

  • @potatomaster0674
    @potatomaster0674 4 года назад +53

    Rslash: "hey you, i know that your name is Michael"
    Michaels: *sweats profusely*

  • @boltzzmobilegaming9835
    @boltzzmobilegaming9835 4 года назад +157

    Karens: You can't defeat me
    The community of RUclips: I know but he can
    *Supreme Lord Rslash*

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc 4 года назад +4

      I don't get this I DESERVE an explanation

    • @somerandomdude8887
      @somerandomdude8887 4 года назад +6

      @@Karen-kl7yc vaccinate your kid first karen

    • @alsoe6765
      @alsoe6765 4 года назад +2

      There is a few people who can

    • @alsoe6765
      @alsoe6765 4 года назад +2

      @@Karen-kl7yc nah

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc 4 года назад +2

      @@somerandomdude8887 I made a video explaining the horror of vaccines watch it our your children are doomed

  • @itsmikoton
    @itsmikoton 4 года назад +45

    Literally any youtuber: Says coronavirus
    RUclips: So you have chosen demonetization

  • @fluffya-a5638
    @fluffya-a5638 4 года назад +30

    Me: going down the comments searching for people who are named Michael to see their reactions, lmao XD
    I don’t think I am the only one X”D

    • @fluffya-a5638
      @fluffya-a5638 4 года назад +1

      Child of the Crown omg yes yay!!

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 года назад

      I wonder: Are there no Reddit-Stories
      about MMO-Scams and getting Scammed
      like this?
      Can this channel gather some content about 1-3 of the following?
      'Dreamworld'
      'Earth 2'
      'Planet IX'
      ?

  • @UnknownRager96
    @UnknownRager96 4 года назад +96

    "Where free is too expensive"

  • @ertherma8549
    @ertherma8549 4 года назад +76

    DUDE I GOT SO SCARED WHEN YOU SAID “hey you- guy who’s watching this video. i know you’re name is michael”

  • @jacob9538
    @jacob9538 Год назад +3

    the 1st one was so cathartic, finally someone dishes out equal nastiness to one of these outrageous choosing beggars

  • @SatoshiKenji
    @SatoshiKenji 3 года назад +2

    I know a person who thinks that when someone gives her a ride, they had to adjust to her schedule instead of her adjusting to their schedule. You can do that to relatives (even they are tired of it eventually), but if someone offers you a ride, they will get pissed if your time is always off. She even get told in advance, yet she's always late. In the end, she can't get a pre booked ride from someone outside her family because of known altitude.

  • @jailee6438
    @jailee6438 4 года назад +105

    Michaels looking at their phone like ‘-‘

  • @TilcTac
    @TilcTac 4 года назад +52

    0:08 GUY watching this video? But what about the LADIES watching this video? That’s sexist! I need to speak to your manager! 😤

  • @timtim3611
    @timtim3611 4 года назад +3

    You legit scared the crap out of me with the guess of Michael as my name

  • @Methew217
    @Methew217 4 года назад +7

    I freaked when he said “guy” and “Michael” I had chills

  • @wesselstoof1027
    @wesselstoof1027 4 года назад +93

    rSlash: HEY MICHAEL
    Michaels all over the world: MOM COME LISTEN TO THIS MY RUclips BOYFRIEND SAID MY NAME.

    • @zmbdog
      @zmbdog 4 года назад +7

      All Michaels are gay? I have to admit I suspected as much.

    • @Moni-ob7xi
      @Moni-ob7xi 4 года назад

      Yeee >v

    • @maxderay
      @maxderay 4 года назад +5

      @@zmbdog Maybe except for Mike Pence, come to think of it.

    • @drayiskewl
      @drayiskewl 4 года назад +2

      That's gay

    • @bxby_doll6796
      @bxby_doll6796 4 года назад +3

      zmbdog my name is micheal, can confirm am gay

  • @pennywiggle4038
    @pennywiggle4038 4 года назад +159

    Me: checks RUclips Rslash: y e s

    • @apples6684
      @apples6684 4 года назад +1

      agreed

    • @someperson998
      @someperson998 4 года назад +1

      Yayeeee yaaaass
      This is A lot like your comment because it doesn't make sense

    • @DudeMan85
      @DudeMan85 4 года назад

      Banana

    • @ItIsArsonTime
      @ItIsArsonTime 4 года назад +1

      I cant escape Rslash. All I find is his videos. Even if I'm not watching something related. I get taken to Rslash. Hes forcing us to watch his video. We are his mind slaves. When he commands we do what he says. Some day we will all be named Michael and write stories to fuil his channel.

  • @wehafse
    @wehafse 4 года назад +1

    op:“thats not how it works”
    cb:“that IS how it works”
    these kinds of people are the worst

  • @Itslem
    @Itslem 2 года назад +1

    “I know that your name is Michael” Dude, my heart skipped a beat when you said that lmao

  • @chakalcho3982
    @chakalcho3982 4 года назад +65

    The last one should've been: Damn only if i knew how to cut grass.

    • @elizabethbeverley4030
      @elizabethbeverley4030 4 года назад +10

      "Oh man i don't know how to cut grass. I always have my gardeners do it for me"

    • @joshayuniverse3538
      @joshayuniverse3538 4 года назад +3

      @@elizabethbeverley4030 Yep, that's the joke. Way to go.

    • @fightingfaerie
      @fightingfaerie 4 года назад +3

      @@joshayuniverse3538 You're a jerk. Way to go

    • @bluewyvern7858
      @bluewyvern7858 4 года назад +5

      @@joshayuniverse3538 Bro she just added to it. Don't stifle it. Keep it going.

    • @RadioGaGago
      @RadioGaGago 4 года назад

      I just want life to slap that woman SO hard.
      Like, forced to live in a dilapidated meth-trailer having to rely on food-stamps HARD.

  • @oliversievanen8554
    @oliversievanen8554 4 года назад +11

    When the CB said "what was that?" to OP telling them no, I got chills. Just awful that some people feel entitled to free work (amongst other things)

  • @timehunter9467
    @timehunter9467 4 года назад +1

    That last one, just, what!? The only thing she needs is a reality check and a visit from a social worker.

  • @mksmike
    @mksmike 4 года назад +3

    16:05 I swear, people like this deserve to find a person that fits all the qualifications but that keeps them in the basement.

  • @enderteimant740
    @enderteimant740 4 года назад +46

    rSlash: I know that your name is Michael...
    Me: what I am not-
    rSlash: But with express vpn I won't anymore
    Me: oh

  • @v_2053
    @v_2053 4 года назад +78

    rSlash: "I know that your name is Michael"
    Me: *fnaf flashbacks*

    • @edgeworthbutcatboy
      @edgeworthbutcatboy 4 года назад +1

      This is for you
      ruclips.net/video/cSAp9sBzPbc/видео.html

    • @VGM_HQ
      @VGM_HQ 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @nyxywyxy
      @nyxywyxy 4 года назад +4

      Omg Same,I’ve Been Watching So Much Afton Family Shit

    • @mr_lag1673
      @mr_lag1673 4 года назад +1

      Oh God yes

    • @VGM_HQ
      @VGM_HQ 4 года назад +2

      The man behind the slater

  • @claritey
    @claritey 4 года назад +2

    Not surprised one person needed time to find fabric to make more free masks and the other person had to use thread that clashed with the fabric color. I've been making masks for friends and family and the sewing and craft stores have been absolutely decimated of sewing supplies. Finding any color thread has been difficult for me but finding matching thread, elastic, bias tape and "cute" fabric is near impossible. Everyone and their grandmother is selling masks on Etsy and local classified apps so I have no doubt that CB is trying to resell free masks, it's a lucrative business right now.

  • @christinaf713
    @christinaf713 4 года назад +1

    You know, it just shocks me how ignorant and entitled people are and they somehow can't see how rude, disrespectful, and greedy they are! SMH 🙄

  • @Kieranh4424
    @Kieranh4424 4 года назад +41

    His choosing beggar voice is my favourite thing ever

  • @SpaceScone
    @SpaceScone 4 года назад +33

    Bless you for uploading while I couldn’t find a video to watch.

  • @courtneysantoro7969
    @courtneysantoro7969 4 года назад +3

    If the couple is so worried about not having alone time....then it's their fault for not taking advantage of the shower

  • @Barncat01
    @Barncat01 4 года назад +1

    It's hard to believe that there are people out there publicly asking for a sugar daddy to pay her and her kids way for life. That blows my mind. It's like, being a gold digger used to be shameful back in the day. What happened??

  • @supyalllol
    @supyalllol 4 года назад +4

    I always find it funny and ironic when choosing beggers call others greedy and/or selfish

  • @krustytherealclown
    @krustytherealclown 4 года назад +52

    I’m a Michael and I thought you were talking derecly to me it scared me

  • @thebuff1840
    @thebuff1840 3 года назад +1

    Rslash: “I know that your name is Michael” Me: HAH YOU FOOL I'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR THIS FOR MY WHOLE LIFE

  • @h_oom4114
    @h_oom4114 4 года назад +2

    Really enjoying your content for about a year now Dabney! Thanks for making videos and including your dog:)

  • @grgteodorescu1
    @grgteodorescu1 4 года назад +67

    Ironically my name is George Michael, was a bit startled however everyone just calls me George

    • @natsudragneel8872
      @natsudragneel8872 4 года назад

      I just tricked the internet to either call me a fake name or the classic ballsdeep69 which makes ads really funny.

    • @safiyahauttree9533
      @safiyahauttree9533 4 года назад +2

      Oh my god

    • @SkylanderDragon
      @SkylanderDragon 4 года назад +2

      Fun Fact about me: People who knows my real name, but can't remember it a lot of times call me Michael for some reason.

  • @thisisaguy6613
    @thisisaguy6613 4 года назад +15

    "Hey, I know your name is Michael"
    The comments section: OMG MY NAME IS MICHAEL I DIED XD XD XD!

  • @Ghoul_bonez
    @Ghoul_bonez 4 года назад +2

    Today’s my birthday and hearing “welcome to rslash” is the best birthday gift

  • @spencerp4242
    @spencerp4242 4 года назад +2

    Rslash: Goes to Netflix anime
    Me:Nani

  • @benplutafilms
    @benplutafilms 4 года назад +7

    The best part of the last one is that she thinks 200k will "Guarantee her kid's future"

  • @xKCAZxLEADER
    @xKCAZxLEADER 4 года назад +9

    lmao start off the video “whos trying to give me a car or a ride to work everyday....?” 😂😂😂

  • @x0uzumakinaruto0x
    @x0uzumakinaruto0x 4 года назад +2

    Never, ever, EVER feel bad for keeping your personal space to yourself. Especially if it's your own home. My older brother tried something similar on me once, trying to convince me to give up my room in the house because him and his gf at the time wanted some privacy. Well, news flash, so do I. Similar to OP in the bedroom story, I suspect they wanted private time for sex, and that would make me uncomfortable too because it would be my bed again afterwards, and that's just gross to think about.

  • @DARKnessss14
    @DARKnessss14 4 года назад +1

    Your narrations (especially w/these) can make one of the worst days immediately feel better! Thanks for doing what you do, and keep up the great work!! 🖖

  • @ythunter4288
    @ythunter4288 4 года назад +154

    I'm gonna go ahead and Express myself to the fast-forward button

    • @vozhdenko932
      @vozhdenko932 4 года назад +6

      Haha nice lol

    • @codyscott862
      @codyscott862 3 года назад +5

      Let get a f in the chat for r/ trying to talk about his sponsorships.

    • @imlitoshilongkumer5465
      @imlitoshilongkumer5465 3 года назад

      Lmfao, "Michael" totally took me off and forced me to watch the sponsorship🤣

    • @Sin_Falimus
      @Sin_Falimus 3 года назад +2

      @@codyscott862 no one wants ads but he gotta eat

    • @jynxc.596
      @jynxc.596 3 года назад +2

      well, at least he didnt do it in the obnoxious ways other youtubers do

  • @iris5678
    @iris5678 4 года назад +23

    That last story: That lady doesn't want a stepdad, she wants a sugar daddy.

  • @Sean-uv2di
    @Sean-uv2di 4 года назад +2

    Who is going to be both rich and muscular without any kids and want to be tied down to 6 that arent even his...? And makes millions but can cut grass.

  • @kefkamadman
    @kefkamadman 4 года назад

    I love when rSlash does this random shit. "GOOD MORNING! WELCOME TO US BANK!" being a favourite.

  • @Coolboy-zp9jg
    @Coolboy-zp9jg 4 года назад +28

    Last time I was this early, I made a “Last time I was this early” comment about Rslash’s gaming channel.

  • @404missingname7
    @404missingname7 4 года назад +24

    Michael’s in the comments:
    *confused screaming*

  • @shawshankcaprice625
    @shawshankcaprice625 4 года назад

    My name is Michael and I have always thought "I wouldn't feel any which way if/when the situation arises of my name being used like that..." I was WROOOONG! Ya got me for about 2.5 seconds 😂

  • @nathannrj
    @nathannrj 4 года назад +1

    0:30 "They know what you like to buy"
    Me: hehe I'm broke

  • @MichaelThomson-oc7rh
    @MichaelThomson-oc7rh 4 года назад +9

    Holy cow that scared me

  • @thepoopenfarter
    @thepoopenfarter 4 года назад +26

    Well, my name isn't Micheal, it's Malcolm. Nice try, though, you got disturbingly close :D

    • @Kuumin
      @Kuumin 4 года назад +3

      your name sounds like a city

  • @updoottales
    @updoottales 4 года назад

    Tips to start the perfect day.
    -Sit down, get comfy and relax outside weather permitting
    -Have a hot strong cup of coffee in one hand
    -Have your phone in the other hand playing rslash's video through your headphones.

  • @clunky3
    @clunky3 3 года назад +1

    "I WANTED NITRO BOOST!"
    me here crying for any nitro lmao

  • @Yukio2296
    @Yukio2296 4 года назад +4

    16:53
    I imagined all of what you said, but instead of just saying he doesn't have a six pack, he has a seven pack

    • @rebeccajesse4604
      @rebeccajesse4604 4 года назад

      lol I thought that "I don't know how to cut grass.... I have people for that."

  • @BlatantlySwedishPGN
    @BlatantlySwedishPGN 4 года назад +4

    rSlash's voices are just amazing.

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 4 года назад

    3:10 the self-importance is OFF THE CHARTS
    GO OFF QUEEN!

  • @eskimberly7424
    @eskimberly7424 3 года назад

    It just floors me what people will ask for/insist on for free.

  • @jamesBFC1887
    @jamesBFC1887 4 года назад +4

    0:30 HOW DARE YOU ASSUME I EVEN HAVE A GENDER!?!??!?!?! ITS 2020 YOU KNOW

    • @JustAKomiFan
      @JustAKomiFan 4 года назад

      Most people are born with genders
      Unless your an attack helicopter

    • @somerandomdude8887
      @somerandomdude8887 4 года назад

      What is your gender or do you identify as a pickle?

  • @crosby108
    @crosby108 4 года назад +4

    Free wood come and get it.
    I have to be on the look for a granny and her grandson, she might call the cops on me!

    • @MLWJ1993
      @MLWJ1993 4 года назад

      At least they're likely to spread word & you're getting rid of the wood.
      We had a lucky time with wood from our tree in the backyard since our neighbour was willing to come help take it down & chop it up if he could have the wood 😛

  • @shadowman7307
    @shadowman7307 4 года назад +3

    I'm just thinking that last one is some washed up celebrity who has lost everything and has no idea at all how having a normal life really is. No one else would even think to post something so stupid and expect it to work.

  • @Disgustwave..
    @Disgustwave.. 2 года назад

    holy shity when he said 'i know your name is michael' i legitimately shat myself lmfao
    keep up the good vids man

  • @anndrashumard7301
    @anndrashumard7301 4 года назад +3

    Hey rslash, I just wanted to say I love ur vids and I watch them all the time, and thank you for taking up ur time to make them for us. Anyways have a good day

  • @amerabbas2376
    @amerabbas2376 4 года назад +15

    Last time i was this early my gf left me

    • @crystalsmiles2815
      @crystalsmiles2815 4 года назад

      That's sad man.. sorry lol

    • @paelliciusthegeneric1252
      @paelliciusthegeneric1252 4 года назад

      Dudes, sorry to burst your bubbles, but for something to leave it needs to exist outside of your imagination.
      Edit: changed to plural so James doesn’t feel left out.

    • @squeaks5494
      @squeaks5494 4 года назад

      What gf?? Pro s never had one. I dont either :p

    • @jamesBFC1887
      @jamesBFC1887 4 года назад

      @@paelliciusthegeneric1252 sorry to burst your bubble but not everybody is like you and has to imagine relationships because they're too negative to actually have one. Dont worry. I'm sure it will get better for you soon.

    • @somerandomdude8887
      @somerandomdude8887 4 года назад

      @@paelliciusthegeneric1252 😂😂😂

  • @mikejrf
    @mikejrf 4 года назад

    I definitely freaked out... I was like, wtf??!! How does he know?!

  • @gabbienungaray107
    @gabbienungaray107 3 года назад +1

    Lol I remember I had a choosing beggar once lol. This friend got hired in an office environment and wanted to know if I could her out get a nice wardrobe. I was thinking she wanted some of my old clothes that I no longer use but I knew that my clothes would be a little too tight for her. So I offered to buy her two pants, two skirts, a jacket and two blouses and told her she could incorporate some of her current clothes into to it that would get her by for a few weeks until she can afford more outfits. She was so happy and asked when we could go shopping, I told her Friday we could meet at Walmart or target after I get off work. She was quiet for a minute and said “ uh no thanks I don’t want Walmart or target clothes they are cheap, yuck. I told her I am sorry but that all I was offering. Then she said “ oh sure get me the cheap crap but you buy good stuff for yourself, you are a selfish person.” I said, “ fine then no you get nothing ...and it should not matter to you what I buy for me it’s my money and I can spend it how I wish.” She told everyone I was selfish.....unbelievable

  • @dingo4601
    @dingo4601 4 года назад +12

    I wonder.... why..... the last womens husband divorsed her...

  • @astrinosgr3200
    @astrinosgr3200 4 года назад +3

    When I saw the sponsor I was like: Vroooom VPN

  • @bluestreakmike3800
    @bluestreakmike3800 Год назад +1

    Bro I had a heart attack when he said my name. I thought 1 of 2 things.
    1. I pressed a link that was pretending to be rslash
    2. My phone became Bumblebee and uses videos to talk to me.
    Sadly enough, the 2nd never came true...one day

  • @sarenatyguthmiller2470
    @sarenatyguthmiller2470 4 года назад +1

    I like how you said hey guy watching this and immediately in my head I was like wait I’m not a guy I’m a girl

  • @genetichydra7515
    @genetichydra7515 4 года назад +3

    I’m happy you are getting sponsored good on you

  • @rickytoxicity9378
    @rickytoxicity9378 4 года назад +5

    No views, 4 comments, 19 likes
    Me: Makes sense, it's youtube after all

  • @tenhirankei
    @tenhirankei 2 года назад

    @3:15 Wouldn't an "experienced" mason already be known well enough that they wouldn't need CBs "pull" in the town? LOL