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r/Choosingbeggars "BUY ME A CAR TO COME TO MY WEDDING!"
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r/Choosingbeggars It's this bride's special day, and all she wants for her wedding is for each of her guests to buy her a new car or $2,000+ Louis Vuitton purses. What's the big deal. I mean, it's her wedding after all. Nevermind that she's an entitled choosing beggar who is just using her friends and distant acquaintances for free stuff. LOL, I hope nobody shows up to her wedding! If you like this video, be sure to subscribe for more Reddit content!
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Yugo says hi
Hi Yugo
HI Yugo!
rSlash hi Yugo! Love this channel! You’re awesome rSlash
Hi yugo
Hi yugo
The woman who wanted to sue her babysitter for child support makes me really wish that we can sue people for stupidity.
No lawyer is wise enough to take that case. That'll just trash their reputation.
yea but for stupidity of max level
If we’d sue people for stupidity, I’d be in jail according to my friend lmao
Gornur I’m sad that she reproduced... I’m really hoping there’s some genius level intellect coming from the father’s genes because this child is doomed.
You'd make an absolute fortune if you could.
"I've only got 20 so I guess you've got to take it."
"Well I didn't bring the item so I guess I'll just take the 20 then."
So true
My dads friends has a way of dealing with people like that, it's call a awhole fee 😁he charges people if they waste his time
Nice
That’s awesome!
Or you make anew deal they cant refuse.
"Okay, fine. But you're going to have to help me hide the body first. I've got a saw in the trunk."
You mad lad
Whoever the man is who is marrying the woman asking for purses, cars etc. God man make a run for it, before it's too late.
In the words of Admiral Ackbar "It's a trap!"
@@Rapscallion2009 In the words of a wise man "RUN BITCH RUUUUUUUUUUN"
And Then No One Came To The Wedding,And The Ones That Came Only Came For Food,And Not Give Her Anything
Hope he got out before the marriage
in the words of a wise man," you need to run, not walk, to the nearest exit."
The groom: "Honey, why is nobody attending the marriage?"
The bride: "I don't know, i was expecting people to bring *AT LEAST* $400"
She says buy me a car
Me : okay here... handing her a Hot Wheel.....
It's not my fault you weren't specific
Nirvage EP: WHAT’S THIS?! I didn’t ask for a toy, I wanted a damn car!
@Bryant McKell I've learned from Djinn stories then you have to be really precise in your what you wish for if not it will bite your ass off
@@johnbaca8245 yes they are and their That Bass for genie in Aladdin for but do they weren't benevolent being more then other they were depicted more along the side of a demon then other
@@johnbaca8245 You should check out the Wishmaster movies. Be careful what you wish for lol
C'est la vie(it's life a really crappy one to0)
"Anything in relation to the car"
Aight. Imma get her a car sticker that says "American by birth. Balding Racist by choice"
LMAO
I was thinking the exact same thing
Not racist by choice, but entitled choosing b#### by choice
I could just get her a toy car
Nah just an air freshener from the gas station
I really want to read the 38 comments on the wedding gift post lmao
right 😭😭
At first I'm like "ok... They have a registry but it's a bit gauche to talk about it"
Then it went on.
“Worst come from Android”
*wait...isn’t this devicist?*
Random YT 😂😂😂
Android isn't even a brand or something. Android is an open operative system. IOS is a closed system. Nothing more and nothing less.
@@BlackCroft666 what does open and closed operating systems mean?
I heard that iPhones and androids actually have the same manufacturer for some parts, or something like that.
Either way. I have an old android. It works just fine.
@@BlackCroft666 hey, not all of us are as tech smart as you are :)
That last story broke my heart 😭 omg. My grandpa is paranoid about the end of the world and constantly gifts all his kids food storage and emergency kits and such. This just reminds me of him.....ah how sad his mental health went so down hill because of his worries :'(
Did you tell him that he didn't need all that stuff for the end of the world
@@sweet-sweetpineapple2817 hahahaha no XD I couldn't break his heart...lol. my dad actually asked him to stop preaching to everyone when we all get together because it stresses all my aunts and uncles out XD
On the bright side, those emergency kits will always be useful for...You know. Emergencies.
@@CazadorSlayer ayyyyy you're not wrong ;)
One time his food storage gift to my parents was this giant bucket of honey. It lasted us for ages XD can't complain about free stuff hahaha 😂
@F J hahaha yeee XD my whole side of that family needs it and we all just ignore it and pretend like we are perfect little Christians. Oh the baggage you inheritXD
Guy babysits someones kids. Mom: "Thank you so much. How much do I owe you?" Guy: "Nah, you don't need to pay me. I understand how hard it is being a single mom going to school." Mom: "I AM GOING TO SUE YOU!!!!"
...... w. t. f..... ???
Then he refuses to babysit again.
"Why won't he babysit?"
@@jasondyrkacz8270 "what an asshole"
@@jasondyrkacz8270 How Dare He?!!
@AlbertaStrength The quotation marks around the statement indicate that the woman is saying that. I'm just saying how'd she react.
"Anything relating to the car"
Gives keychain.
Or a steel rim
Or a cheap part
gives hot wheel
Or a sculpture made from the rubber of a tire....
Spark plug gap gauge?
Bruh everyone going to that wedding should just team up and buy nothing but blenders lmao
“Woops I didn’t read the spreadsheet sorry”
Imagine the blenders being in different shaped boxes so the CB doesn't suspect the attendees also half of them just not arrive and cut contact once Cb asks for compensation for them not arriving.
better yet 'buy' her blender as in the software
I can't even imagine the stress of being invited to a wedding like that. Like imagine it's a good friend's wedding or something.
I'm a university student. 400 dollars is almost an entire month's worth of my student loans. I can't be spending that kind of money on some ungrateful bridezilla. And honestly... If you're rich and you still don't want to buy expensive gifts like that I wouldn't blame you.
I would leave them a gift of 350 dollars in monopoly dollars, the other 50 would be in Canadian Tire money (also legal tender at any Canadian Tire). It's not my fault she failed to specify what dollar, right?
@@aralornwolf3140 I'd give her a screw. Car related right? I can also add a card saying screw you
What kind of shit-bag Bride even puts together some nonsense like that???? I can understand if you dont want some certain items like a toaster because 'we already have a toaster' or something like that but this shit is just that...........shit.
i did give her the dust of my rust old dead car that my dad had didn't she say any car related? then you can my dust
Stan yeah, that’s what I would say. „Please don’t buy stuff that I already own and if possible, please talk with each other so I don’t end up with 10 toasters, thx“
I like how rSlash's voice always SeeMs LiKe tHiS.
I think that's the goal for the choosing beggar male and female voices I love it
I actually read those last 3 words in his EM voice lol
His voice is the same for old lady’s and childern
Have you heard from your cousin the big foot with internet access? 😂😂
@@beckysaurus3277 he needs to improve his voice for old ladies/ men. It just sounds like a choosing beggar but slightly altered. And it is annoying considering most grandmas/grandpas are not the entitled or beggar kind. Other voices are good though. *Relatively*
Honestly I don’t know why I watch these. These stories infuriate me so much and make my blood boil😂but they’re so entertaining tho
Same feeling man, I never there were so many entitled people out there...
You watch it because it makes you mad lol
samee, this is why i don't watch r/entitledparents anymore. r/choosingbeggars tend to be less worse, so i just chill with them
@@nallyaaaaaa i know, i used to love r/entitledparents, cause that brought me into reddit. now it makes my blood boil so much, i immediately just stop reading or watching it.
CB: I would like to make you go in debt for my wedding 👰
Me: How about I don’t go
CB: YOU MUST GO!
Me: ........naw🥱
🤠
EEFFFFFFF YOUU!!
I bet only 5-10 people may have came to her wedding and half not bringing any gifts
Reading "CB" as "crazy bitch". 😂 (is it?)
@@nigerianprince9135 they probably only brought things that are like 10 dollars or nothing at all
That tablet lady, ladies and germs: just freely admitting she cooks and cleans and expects only the finest things. Does she realize it's not 1961 anymore?
Hey! Watching daytime TV for 5 hours a day is hard work!
I saw a stand up in which one guy tells this story
" My mom's a house wife I have a friend(female) who is a huge supporter of feminism and I appreciate it , one day we were hanging out at my house and she said to my mom that she should stop being a house wife and be independent , my mom said that you younger generation are stupid and don't know the way of life , why work when you can have a man working for you , she got pretty angry and saying how can you say that it's really bad , people like you are the reason patriarchy- and suddenly my dad comes in hand over his entire monthly income bow his head slightly observing the cash as my mother counted 400 bucks hand him that and said make them last till the end of the month as he walked away she faning the cash said you just haven't figured life out yet......."
IDK what my point is but I got reminded of this the moment I read your comment.
she probably thinks Reaganomics never kicked in.
@@avi8365 Gotta love feminists that want women to be what they want, but when a woman wants to be a stay at home mom, those women are the problem. Lovely. Shines a... nice(?) light on those sorts of feminists.
@@haleykay163 "Women should have the power to choose! But fuck your choice, it's wrong!"
"Actually, I murdered someone. A common method for conflict resolution."
You can't argue with results.
I mean... it works.
Karen: *rages when people get her stuff for free*
Also Karen: *literally begs to get stuff for free*
I hope the only thing that bride got as a gift was knowing her fiancé cheated
And perhaps some herpes lol
Garry Mcavoy ooo, the gift that keeps on giving
Right!? Bridezilla much!?
@@H-to-O Maybe she came from money, and he was actually marrying her daddy's bank account? Either that, or she's a looker/good in bed.
God forbid he's as much a CB as she is!
SAVAGE, but also YES!!!!!
These peoples using logic in a way that will make Patrick Star proud....
I agree!
Nah, patrick star is a fool but not a idiot
@@ImponteDeluxo there's literary one episode where he gets tricked to accept a way smaller amount of money that it was discussed in the first place
But Patrick isn't that stupid
The wedding lady
Dr.phil: SEND HER TO THE RANCH
Yea!!!
"I only have 20 so I guess you're gonna have to take it."
"Yeah I'm leaving."
Best choice in that situation. And I don't blame them, after that barrage of 'Where are you?!' messages.
Wedding gift "in relation to the car": steering wheel cover.
hehe... id come with a small neat package...
with a toy car. enjoy xD
Why not buy 400$ worth of cheap car air freshener and shape them up like a Car. I mean its a 400$ gift and "car" related :D
How about one of those things you put in your window so it looks like the Pope is sitting in your backseat?
I'll got that bitch a windshield wiper.
Bitches love windshield wipers.
if i was invited i would give her a middle finger sticker for her car
hey rSlah, great video, but can i ask you to change the thumbnail?
its from a maori wedding in south new zealand, the bride is doing a haka with har family and friends, it looks funny, but its a really beautiful moment =)
hope you understand
thanks man, keep the great work =)
This needs to be way higher
I love how gently you phrased the request, good on you fam.
I watched the video of the haka! It was awesome! And, agreed. 💖
One of these things are not like the other's
YES I JUST POSTED THIS TOO!! Im a kiwi living in aus and saw the pic and was like I KNOW HER!! (not really but from the viral Hakka vid - suuuch a beautiful vid, i actually mssged rslash to let him know it was just a nice moment not a CB hahah, no malice obv but i feel bad for her if she gets memed for a beautiful cultural moment
"Anything in relation to a car"
A hitch with matching dangling ballsack ornament.
“...or anything related to the car.”
Guess who’s getting a nice, new air freshener? 😃
Imagine everyone coordinates and just gets air freshener
I mean like air freshener is good ahem* to me atleast-
Nah i’d have gone even further. I’d have told her that I wanted to get her something special that’s both related to a car and (insert high end brand) and that it was so special I wanted it to be a secret so I couldn’t fully tell her.
Then buy a bumper sticker or keychain with the logo, even if it was a knock off LMFAO
“worst products come from androids”
Scoff
*ya wanna go?*
Android isn't even a fucking brand it's an operative system xd
so, im an apple boy (i dont care about which os you use on your phone, its a phone, it doesnt matter) and not all of us apple users are like this
@@rr_gaming4954 sjidejl well its still better. My dad raised me with Android's, he hates the man that owns Apple. So when I needed a new phone my mom said “oh I'll give you my old iPhone 6 and buy a new one” my dad replied with “no, I'm not letting her join the dark side”
@@jonathan_byers_stan2416 Yeah I know, apple products are 99.99% of the time just overpriced garbage
@@aloysiuscabral4459 oh yeah definitely. My mom's and apple user. When I make these comments and argue with people it's all for fun with me. There's always dicks on both sides of anything. Im just raised with this and my dad and I both believe the guy who owns Apple is a complete ass. And he has other reasons as well
the only exposure that pays the bills is the one you see in a strip club joint
"Hey why do you have anxiety over getting out there into the dating pool? Modern women can't be that bad right?
- woman wants to make her babysitter pay child support-
Yeah I mean, scumbags exist. That doesn’t mean it’s representative of the majority, that’s like girls looking at r/NiceGuys and never dating because of the shit they see there
People in general suck regardless of gender.
i wonder sometimes how the hell a decent guy goes for a complete bitch on wheels, just like i wonder why some guys start convos - "Hi Im (NAME), Nice to meet you. What are the odds in you sucking me off tonight?"
Wow you guys need to visit different areas if you think that many people suck, I'd say maybe 40% of people suck, and that's including terrible people from these stories.
@mike sixx lol. yup it happens. but whatever. bye!
@@desireeochoa1354 yeah or going into creepy stalker mode.
'46 people found the post helpful...'
Now they know to avoid this person.
"Can I make my neighbor pay child support" Girl, what do you think? No.
"Central Missouri were tornadoes are not rare."
More like where tornadoes are a spectator sport
My family basically places bets on what the tornadoes will destroy first
Lol
no that would be Oklahoma or Kansas
I mean, anywhere if the tornado isn't coming your way it's a spectator sport.
@@Hummingbird-yu3kt pretty much anywhere in tornado valley.
For “anything related to a car” lady, just get her “Choosingbegger” bumper sticker.
i think she mentioned something like atleast 400 dollars of wedding gift,which i think should apply to all her demands...
though,i am really curious about how many people would had taken her crap and went to that wedding...
“5. A new for or a new trim for my car, or anything in relation to a car.”
*silently pulls out hood ornament*
After seeing that registry I'd been like, 'Yeaaaah, I think I'm skipping that wedding.'
I'm suing rSlash for child support cause my friend is pregnant and watches his videos >:(
Noone Cares
Lol
Are you being serious or jokinig
Lol
Good luck with that bud lol
"Android is soooooo slow"
Oh. Honey...you just wait for Apple to come up with a new phone, you'll know what slow means, lol.
Lmao a 1000$ iPhone have 4gb ram while OnePlus Nord which cost like 320?$ have 12gb ram lmao
For that wedding lady I would buy a purse, then whenn the wedding comes I would say "oops I think it is $399. Sorry not over $400, then throw it in the trash."
Good god man, that would be the most frivolous/baller display of pettiness of all time. Respect.
She would probably try to dig it out knowing how trashy herself she is
@@tidepodpadthai2633 Ye and remember to film it so you could mock her later lol
This bride on the thumbnail is actually doing the haka to receive her husband, it's a amazing video
Yeah it kinda bugs me he used that photo. I think it's disrespectful af.
If I didn’t find this comment I was gonna say something. He should have picked a different photo....
B As
Got a link?
@@13bgunbunny42 Just Google wedding haka and it's all over the internet. The groom's family began the dance in honor of the couple. They both end up joining in. It's a pretty incredible thing to watch.
This video should have a different thumbnail, agreed.
Choosing Beggar Brides are such a crazy sub-species! Wedding stories never fail to disappoint.
Hi Yugo :)
Just a note to shamelessly gush over your channel. I listen for hours and it's always immensely entertaining. The anecdotes are hysterical, and your 'choosing beggar voice' is absolutely perfect. In addition, the thumbnails you choose are always hilariously appropriate. I am 57 and have had a lot of adversity in my life, and your videos really help me keep a good attitude and a hopeful outlook. Thank you so much for all your hard work!
This thumbnail is not appropriate. It might seem so but only because it has been taken out of context. It’s from a video taken in New Zealand of a Maori bride performing a haka at her wedding. Using it as a thumbnail is like making fun of a catholic at first communion or a Jewish boy at bar mitzvah.
Anything for the car? How about one of those little dog figures with a bouncy head?
I would just like to say RIP Mr Elderly he will forever be in our hearts
Everyone have to spend AT LEAST 400$.
Ok where can I find a 400$ car.
Just buy a car from like a scrapyard for around 400 and just get it delivered to her, the look on her face would be priceless
I just pulled this stunt on my brother-in-law I'm a mechanic and his Jeep has been sitting in my garage with a broken engine for almost a year now and he's upset that I haven't fixed it for free and demanded to have a loaner car so I bought a $400 Volvo with no cruise control and no heater it's currently October in Colorado its supposed to snow 3 in on Thursday
@@brandonsabin1471 oh that's fantastic xD
@Mike Anderson I'm not a mechanic, but even I understand how stupid that is.
MAYBE I could understand them expecting the work for free, but the parts themselves?
Seriously? That's just being a greedy bastard, plain and simple.
Karachi
When they say : “ take it or leave it”
They mean:” take it”
5:30 This woman is asking for wedding gifts adding up to exactly $57,711.20 like bruh
That wedding registry made me cringe. What about the groom? All the gifts seem very focused on her
If she could respond to you it would probably be something like that " pff he has enough stuff already I neeeeeeed those purses "
Omg you're right... I hadn't even thought about the groom. How sad; that poor man has absolutely no idea what he has gotten himself into. RIP. :\
"If you wish to get something for him, consult me first"
I'd give the wedding CB one of those knock off designer purses or shirts, one of those really obviously fake ones for the laugh
"The book store can sell it for whatever they want."
So... the book isn't about supply and demand in economics?
"anything related to the car"
Ok then, enjoy your new "new car" scented Wunderbaum freshener. 🤣
Edit: i made that comment middle of that cp's huge list and maybe that saying that "great minds think alike" is true. 😉
3:33 She’s gonna want to cry when her boyfriend says “we’re breaking up.”
*So let me get this straight, You want me to paid you for having the 'priviledge' of attending your oh so wonderful wedding with a car....DEAL! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!*
No no!!!! I wanted to give her the car! But it's first come first serve sooo congrats to you.....
F*ck off I'm giving my private plane and Lamborghini I'll add a yacht to because all you people are poor suckers
@@patriciaque8590 do you have one xD and a yacht
@@patriciaque8590 i know it's a joke and all but you sound like a true bitch when saying that
*Naah dudes and dudetess, first come first serve! Though I'm sure we all can find a mutually beneficial solution for our current situation, hehehe*
0:21
Me: *Ah, yes. The negotiator.*
2:11 I just want to watch the court case, “This man took on a fatherly role for my child, he should be paying child support for it!”
Choosing beggar: Breathes
Rslash: *Ah s***, here we go again*
4:50 *"Fifth Sak's Avenue"* 🤣
"Or anything for the car"
You're getting a sticker.
1:37 This guy is doing it Apple STYLE!!
The lady that wanted to lie in court and sue the guy for looking after her kid and helping her out is what's wrong with this world.
Your CB and EP voices are TOO good. Literally, when I hear them, I stiffen up with anger and curl my hands into fists. Gods help any person I ever meet who has one of these voices...
If you are triggered that easily, you have mental issues, see a psychiatrist. Not even trolling here.
@@liboud22 I do. Like many autists, I have a lot of anger and trouble expressing it.
Athlynne yeah, the conversations are annoying enough, but the voices really drive the point home... he makes them sound as annoying and irritating as possible.
@@Athlynne Oh good. I was genuinely worried about you! Hope you do well in life.
@@liboud22 :) Thank you, dear. Same to you!
2:00 Somehow I feel the seller was in business school... keyword: "Was" 😂 😂 😂
CB: "or anything in relation to the car"
also CB: "i expect everyone to spend at least 400 dollars on their wedding gifts"
me: *smirks*
also me: *buys her 400 dollars worth of pine air freshiners*
I think I would've brought an air freshener for the bride's car..
Edit: lmao never mind, rSlash made the joke too
I probably get a tire caps lol
*r/Choosingbeggars*
me: yare yare here we go again
ok
I Really really want the mother to sue her babysitter for child support. I would love to hear how that trainwreck goes in court.
3:35
Rslash: “ how 46 people find this helpful?”
Me an intellectual: so for every 300 people there are 46 choosing beggar... not a very bad ratio
the woman in the thumbnail is performing a sacred kiwi ceremony called a haka at a wedding, just fyi! might wanna change it haha
I recognized it too. It was a wonderful video
I was just about to rant about that too.... that video was really beautiful, rslash might get some backlash from it
Here's the link to the video if anyone hasnt seen this beautiful and powerful video
ruclips.net/video/TuTWyVFs_XU/видео.html
@@Stoned_Yoshi True
Not cool rslash. The woman in the thumbnail is appropriately reacting to a haka ceremony being performed at her wedding by a bunch of her loved ones. Not choosingbeggar at all. It was a performance filled with love and respect. Brings tears to my eyes every time I see it.
Please watch the video to see for yourself:
ruclips.net/video/TuTWyVFs_XU/видео.html
Man to tablet lady, I wish you bf would have given it to me cuz id like a tablet. Even if he got it for free.
Get a bf. Then he might do it.
I like the idea that just because he didn't spend a lot of money on it, it's a bad gift.
Like dude, if someone was like "Hey, I got this tablet for free but I don't want it, here."
Well, needless to say I'd be pretty dang happy to be getting a free tablet for no reason. :P
@@oceanplanet8160 naw i got a bf but i dont need gifts like that lol but if he gave me something he got for free that was cool id be down no problem.
@@CazadorSlayer right? Idk why people need expensive things when you can get something just as nice for cheap or what have you.
I like how everything on the bridezilla's list is for her, with nothing for her poor husband-to-be
Off topic sorta but that thumbnail is from a video that I absolutely love of a bride, groom and the bridal party and groomsmen doing a Haka. Its very lovely and moving.
5:05 "Fifth Sak's Avenue"
she's never been in Saks Fifth Avenue and has only heard of it but still put it on the list I'm in awe
I don't think she can afford any of the brands she is asking for other than JCPennys
"KitchenMaid" It's KitchenAid
@@NyttAura Now all we need to do is find a knockoff brand of KitchenAid called KitchenMaid! Though I'd be lying if I said I didn't love my KitchenAid mixer. Though, in my defense it was a wedding gift *to my parents* and is older than I am!
Are the rest of the brands mentioned really that expensive?
@@Neb_Raska Most of them yes. 400 for a lot of people is a good chunk of money but the brands mentioned are EASILY 400 and up.
@@NyttAura She probably doesn't even cook.
lollll if you got invited to Heidi Klum's party, you're definitely someone that can afford a make up artist
"or anything related to the car"
Me: Gets "princess" bumper sticker
Don't give her any ideas
She's not a princess and shouldn't be treated like one
"Anything thar has a relation to a car"
Me:*changes the tires* that's my gift to you
Cb:😯😤
Ill get her tire caps
To be honest 4 set of new tires is 1k... I paid for 2 new tires 400$. I probably would litteraly cry if someone got me a 4 set of tires cause that's fucking insane expensive
Old tires that are slashed
just commission enough art from some online artist to total $400 lmao
That should be very good fucking art then
You know that Tragic Clown painting from the SIms. That's the one you give a choosing beggar on their wedding day. And you write nonreturnable in the Wedding card.
@@salatutelaimet9301 torille
J8-Bit Forager Get them to paint a replica of one of Hitler’s paintings, down to the signature. Put a fancy frame on it, let choosing beggar hang that in their house.
Make it all of dicks to show how much of a prick she is
Wait, there's a sign up for the presents? So if I get you a Gucci handbag that someone already bought you, does that mean I have to return it and buy you a car or retile your house? Or do you keep the second handbag and sell it? I'm confused. Also, I have about $8.
usually most couples will have a gift registry where people tick off stuff they have already bought so people don't show up with 20 toasters to a wedding.
The wedding one OMG! That is just crazy. How can someone be so shallow and callous. A freaking spreadsheet 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️😲 I don’t even have a kitchenaid stand mixer or a Gucci purse. If I were the guest I would RSVP a big fat NO a day before the wedding 😏
To the car related bride, I would gladly gift her Windshield Washer Fluid.... that too the one for 0 deg temperature.
Poor Mr Elderly.... and poor Mrs Elderly for allowing her daughter to take advantage of her.
Title: BUY ME A CAR!!
Ad: Are you thinking about selling your car?
for the lady getting married and asking for “anything related to the car” i would just get a pair of dice or something to hang on the mirror lmao
CB: offers less money
OP: That's not the law of equilevant exchange
If she acts like an expensive ass gift is required, then I wouldn't be surprised if the only people at the wedding were the groom, bride, and the priest
Probably only the priest if the groom didn't get the right kind of ring.
This subreddit makes me appreciate the nice people I've met so much more
I work in a nursing home just to let you know dementia pt will often cry out for help and not have anything they need help with. They will call out all day. We check on them of course, hourly, and this is why we usually keep them in halls or by the nurses desk so they are in line of sight.
CB : "5. A new car or a new trim to my car, or *anything in relation to the car"*
Me : _Bring 1 liter of gas/petrol to the wedding_
Rip Mr. Elderly
Hi Yugo, my Sif borks every time he hears you. Love from a Japanese Spitz from Australia!
Tf? Who asks for a tablet of any kind for VALENTINE'S DAY? We don't even celebrate Valentine's day. 😆
The weeding gift: buy a painting wall make a few lines with a marking pen all over it, sign it with choosing baggers, rap it in giftpaper. At the weeding "my cousin is an artist so I got this for only 400$ instead of 1000$, I hope you love it as much as I do." Then leave the weeding asap😈😝😎
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So, if someone wrote her a $300 check, then she wouldn't accept it?
I like the thumbnail. It's from a Maori Haka ritual during a wedding. Emotional but hilarious.
I prefer the shot where she's looking in two different directions, personally.
I have the scary feeling that the Maori family will see this and think it's an insult to the culture.
@@alifmuhammadchicago probably because it IS an insult
Not only would I recommend getting air fresheners as an "anything related to a car" gift... I would sweeten the pot by gifting it in a large box and wrap it up fancy to make it look like a much bigger gift than it actually is. Maybe throw in multiple air fresheners and/or a big ass rock or something to make it weigh more.
I can totally tell you how 46 people found that review helpful. It brightened up their bad day and made them laugh so damn hard.
Also, I'd buy them a hotwheels and say "you didn't say which kind of car"
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The way you cut off, "be greatfu-" was hilarious & unexpected 😂
Duuude wtf would have bought her airfresheners for the car as well, u spoke from my soul no kidding😂😂😂😂😂