The first one didn’t seem that bad, honestly. First time seeing a beggar in one of these videos that consistently takes no for an answer, offers to pay for gas and food, legitimately asks for advice and takes it well.
Honestly I don’t even know why they posted it under choosing beggars. Sure they tried to guilt trip OP at the end but beyond that they never really pursued the matter any further, didn’t out right insult them etc.
iulian pripoae well yeah but she didn’t pursue it when the guy said no. What’s the problem with asking for a favour? The mere act of asking doesn’t make them an ass
I think it wasn't the point that she asked, I think it was the back that she never tried to talk to him as a person, and just asked him to do things. But I do agree, she was much better than some of the people here
@@user-mama_thomas i mean there are 1.2 million people who knows who he is and right now about 38.000 watched the vid and as the main audience are probably also redditors id say there are alot of people who knows who he is and watches the vid.. but the chances are indeed low for the footage as it might also be privacy reasons for the people filmed
HEY I’m the op of the “pay you for imagine s*x” post. I am a female and the person messaging me is male! But thank you so much for sharing my crazy messages I get haha
I seriously cant tell if she was saying this is how she would pay him or responding to "how would that work" and she said "pretend were doing it" 😂😂 either ones bad but ones even funnier
@@cookiecrumble619 If you have ever seen the movie xXx with Vin Diesel it reminds me of that scene when the lady stretches and and says "Good Morning". Pretend sex
The first one doesn't really seem like a chosing beggar to me, they just seem like someone who's down on their luck and is looking for help in life. They're pretty polite and didn't blow up a single time when OP said no, I was waiting for them to freak out and call him names.
I think it's very rude to suddenly get into contact with someone after 5 years just to ask for things without any just, normal conversations between things. Not a choosing beggar, but not polite either.
It wasn’t a huge freak out, but like they never actually talked to the guy they were texting, just kept asking for an absurd amount of things. Imagine you hadn’t talked to someone in literal years and they text you out of the blue asking a favor. Then keep texting you out of the blue for favors. They never even had a normal conversation, it was just back and forth favors and him shutting her down.
@@BloodPigeon They might have been trying to find ways to reconnect but were super shy about outright admitting it. That's just my optimistic outlook, though.
"Something that starts with S and ends in X" "Wow, you wanna give me your sax? That's soooo nice of you. I've always wanted my own saxophone" or as Homer Simpson says "Saxamophone"
CB: "I used to use the old WiFi too." OP: "Sir, did you just admit to a crime?" CB: "Uh... No, it... must've been someone else. Anyway, gimme your new password."
I always love the WiFi ones! "Give me the password!" "LOL, NO!" My sister is an entitled brat who sometimes stays with us and while she knows our password it doesn't stop us from turning off the router! LOL, having no internet for a bit is so worth the reaction she gives us! We even go so far as to tell her "The internet must have gone out, look we don't have any either!" She still doesn't know it's us!!!
I had a "friend" that I shared Netflix with. the deal was i paid for netflix and they paid for Now TV and we shared accounts. Well, their now TV kept kicking me out so i wasnt able to access it, this kept happening untill i gave up. a few months go by and i realize im still paying for two screens on netflix, so i cancel one screen and change my account password. I get a text from them saying Netflix dosnt work. I say i canceled it as they wernt giving me anything in return, they wasnt paying for it and Now TV wasnt working either. They got irate at me and started telling me off (im 22 for gods sake not a child). So i told them to pay for it themself and stop leeching off me like they had for the last year.
Her: "I just want somebody to take a picture of me and my child for free!" Me: *Takes out mobile phone.* _simulated shutter noise_ "How shall I send it to you?" Her: (Reply with your best guess of what goes here.)
How dare you take a picture of me and my child?! I wanted my picture done professionally! Not by some stranger with their phone! Hand it over or I will call the police!
“I don’t have money, I can pay with other things” “Sure, go do that, then comeback when you have the money. Cause I ain’t interested in that especially if that’s how you pay for your everyday essentials!”
@@imd. nah if you were like "that video shoudlnt belong to him!" then that would be an r/woooosh but pointing a mistake in a joke isn't a woooosh just would be some criticism but y'know the good kind.
CreepyCB: “Is there any Other way???” Uh, seriously? You’re on the internet. You can just google sexy maid girl images for free and thereby leave real artists alone if you can’t pay.
I honestly feel like the first one wasn’t that bad. Like sure, they were needy, but they took the rejections well, and never pushed it. My philosophy is that it rarely hurts to ask for things as long as you’re willing to accept a no.
Funny, because I also named my wifi "Get your own wifi" so whenever my friends ask for my wifi, I say "get your own wifi" to mess with them. Gets em every time.
Is pretend prostitution a thing? SERIOUSLY? Dude, in this climate I'll pretend to "passionately hug" someone for a few bucks, lmao. Cash only, no trades. XD
Choosing Beggar: "I'll pay with pretend sex. We can imagine ourselves doing it." Me in that situation: No thanks. I don't want to imagine contracting your STDs
If I was was as good as passionate hugging as I'm early, my girl wouldn't have left me, now I need imaginary pretend passionate hugging just to get by my week 😞
I resonate with the WiFi story. I've been living in this house that's sectioned off into 2 units for 4 years now. Since I live 2 blocks from the university, we get new people living upstairs every year. It's been a mix, 2 out of our 4 years it has been university students that'll live upstairs, the other 2 residents have been couples who work full time. Surprisingly the university students are always better tenants. It's always been the couples who work full time for some reason will ask if they can have our WiFi password. I always say no because I use the internet for work. We had one couple who were both working full time, and the guy claimed "I make more money than you" get so upset about not being able to access our WiFi that he started complaining about everything, literally everything we did. Does it smell like we are cooking something on the stove or in the oven? The upstairs neighbor would be knocking on our door telling us to either give them half or stop using the kitchen. We parked 2 inches off of where we had parked before, they would complain and call our landlord telling her that we "parked them in". it started snowing but we were both out of the house, they would call the landlord and tell her "we weren't doing our job and shoveling". Finally, my landlord had enough of them always complaining to her, and we had enough of them complaining to us, so we all sat down and had a meeting. He said that because we had refused to give them our WiFi password that he was going to make our life a living hell. My landlord says "they pay for that themselves and if you also want internet you should pay for it yourself". They complained more saying "well if we all live in the same house then why should we install 2 different internet boxes" I said "I use the internet as a Graphic Designer and don't want my internet compromised because I put large files on my google drive and have to access the backend of websites all day, also it shouldn't be a problem for you to pay for your own internet because after all you 'make more money than me'". The conversation about internet ended there, though some of the other problems persisted, mostly the problem with shoveling because they thought that we were there to shovel before 6am so that he could get out of the driveway and at 6pm so that she could get out of her driveway (one of them worked night shift and the other one worked daytime).
As i'm the type of guy who spend a lot of time on the internet, a good Wifi connection is a must have. But it has been a year now that it's running really slow. Should i investigat to see if people other than my family and I use it?
Yes. And change the password. Give the new one to the people you trust, and ask them not to tell anyone else. Whoever else asks you for the password, now you know is the person who has been stealing!
i love how you dont add music to your videos, so i can play games and listen to the story without random music messing with my senses, and if you do play music, its always pretty unnoticable unless one tries to listen for it. i appreciate it! :>
- ChoosingBeggar - Has money to afford a phone - Claims to not have money to pay for a drawing that she requests through text messages from said phone - Offers imaginary service as "payment" for the drawing instead - Logic.exe has stopped working
Dishonored Gaming could be, but OP (green) in the story keeps saying “bro” to the Choosing beggar. It could still be a woman and OP just talks like that, buuuuuut if it looks, swim and quacks like a duck... its probably a gay man
What the fuck? You dont speak with anyone in five plus years and they always texting/calling asking you for shit? Bro, sounds like a fucking crackhead. "Stand-offish". Pfft.
I just love both voices you do. And ok am also kind of addicted to the videos 😅. So every vid I’ve watched will get a 👍 so I know which one I’d already saw/heard/read. Keep it up :-) !
I have a story about neighbors stealing wifi our family has a weird since of humor of making funny names for our wifi (one time we named it "thebatsignal") at the time of this story we named it "maccasfreewifi" two days after we changed it to that we heard our next door neighbor complain "since when did u need a password for maccas wifi?!" After a few weeks we noticed our wifi going slow and laggy. So we decided to test our theory and changed our wifi password and wifi name to "FBISURVALINCE" the next day we noticed our neighbors being SUPER quiet and every now and again peeking out their front window as if they were looking for something (perhaps an unmarked van) 🤣 needless to say our wifi worked a lot better after that and funny enough two months later they moved out
@@gameplaychannel1309 no it happened to me and my family idk if any of my family may have reddit and put the story up there but what actually happened to me
First one was honestly not that bad. Sure, it was pretty rude to get in touch with someone, after not being in touch for 5 years, just to ask for favors... but they weren't rude about it. They consistently took "no" for an answer, thanked OP for the advice, and didn't freak out. All in all, she's a beggar, but not a choosing beggar. Although, the attempts at guilt tripping were a little too much.
Hi everyone! Hope you're having a great morning, please be safe on your way to work or school and enjoy your day. Be safe and everything that you do and just be good to each other. Take care and God bless, peace out everyone! 💚
Oh god, not a choosing bagger story but our neighbor who used to be our friend had access to our Wi-Fi. We didn't have a password on it and didn't mind. Then one day I come back home to be told that the FBI came into our home with a search warrant and hand my step father in handcuffs on our front porch. They thought he was DLing child... Passionate Hugging... And searched all of our computers only to gind nothing. They were really hard on my step dad too saying to him "you know what you did just admit" when he asked what the he'll was going on. When they found nothing and we told them that our Wi-Fi was completely open, so they figured some pervert drove up next to our house and used our WI-Fi to download the illegal material. It never dawned on us to to think of our friend. We even got a password on our router and gave it to him. Fast forward years later we find out he got arrested for possession of very illegal child material and it dawned on us who probably caused the FBI to to raid our home. Him. He was the reason my step dad almost got arrested on false charges. Kinda wished I was there when it happened to see that crazy thing for myself but high school. And I know for sure its not some story my step dad told me to mess with me (he'd do it) when I seen an FBI agent myself in front of our home doing a follow-up check or something. I don't remember anything he said (it wasn't much that I do know) but do remember the big FBI letters on that back of his jacket.
For the Uber geek story. They probably used Chanel’s 1 and 6 so they didn’t cause issues like they said, hid the SSID for hiding the WiFi. Being IT trained makes me think this constantly so hope this cleared something for someone
Wait...if people are lending out their wifi then I dont get why they cant be like "you got wifi money?" Like how someone giving a ride would ask for gas money! Why dont people think of this? Like in exchange for using wifi, have them pay part of the wifi bill plus a little extra to make a profit and if you raise it high enough they will be encouraged to get their own internet! Again, why dont people think of this?
Security risks comes to mind. On top of if they get the attention of law enforcement for some really illegal shit pretty sure since it's on your WiFi connection you're at least initially gonna get popped for it. Screw risking your personal data and all that drama.
"Hi. This is Employer. Blank had you down as a reference. Can you tell me about them?" "Umm...well they kinda suck at raising kittens. Their organisation skills for events aren't very good. And they don't seem to be able to look after their equipment. That's...literally everything I know about them." "Okay...Well thanks anyway."
1:47 "I have 14 cats" Why stop there? Get a farm and get more! Speaking from experience, people drop off cats at our farm all the time, it breaks my heart to see this, but we always give them a good home ❤
since half the stories r about wifi I figured I'd put this wholesome tidbit here. my friend's neighbor has a wifi that's named "Tell My WiFi Love Her" n I thinks it's just the most adorable dad pun ever. hopefully this helped break up the depression of reading all these choosing beggar stories
An online friend had a CB not even ask to use the Wi-Fi they hacked it (this was back when WPA encryption was just coming out and friend was still using WEP) The logs show they'd be using it for around 3 months. Needless to say friend upgrade their router moved it from the corner to center of the house and made damh sure the signal didn't reach the end of the yards Edit Oh and yes there was a entitled REEEEEEEEEEE!!! Involved lol
When I was a kid. The neighbor of my grandpa didnt have a password on their wifi. I connected and would just use social media and watch RUclips when I'd visit. Which wasn't for more than a couple hours. I decided to change the SSID to "this is my wifi now" with a 20 character long password. Also, set a 20 character long password on the browser based interface to manage the routers settings. It stayed like that for about a week. Then I found it set back to the factory default ssid with a password on it. Lol I was sad. Sure they called their ISP and asked how to factory reset the router.
@@techmaster170 lol there's an open WiFi somewhere nearby that shows up in the WiFi lists time to time. (It's a weak single most of the time) I've thought about connecting to it and doings something like that.
RSlash are a choosing beggar for asking for the security camera video "so _I_ can post it on _my_ channel. You will get great coverage!" Technicallythetruth m8
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I DO NOT accept pretend likes, pretend money, or pretend s*x!
...
RRRRREEEEEEEEE
O M G Well Demonetized (the robots are kinda broke tho)
What about a imaginary hug?
Lol
“Who is this?”
“Blank.”
“Sorry, I’m drawing a blank.”
“No, not that Blank. Blank blank.”
Sounds like an Abbott & Costello routine
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TyVulpintaur Wow,another modern person who knows who Abbot And Costello is.Nice!
7 x 13 is 28! Change my mind
The first one didn’t seem that bad, honestly. First time seeing a beggar in one of these videos that consistently takes no for an answer, offers to pay for gas and food, legitimately asks for advice and takes it well.
Honestly I don’t even know why they posted it under choosing beggars. Sure they tried to guilt trip OP at the end but beyond that they never really pursued the matter any further, didn’t out right insult them etc.
Yea, just cuz you ask for a lot of favors doesn’t make you a choosy beggar, especially if you take no for an answer so willingly
im not sure about context, but I believe this is a chick from highschool hitting up someone years after school up, only for favors.
iulian pripoae well yeah but she didn’t pursue it when the guy said no. What’s the problem with asking for a favour? The mere act of asking doesn’t make them an ass
I think it wasn't the point that she asked, I think it was the back that she never tried to talk to him as a person, and just asked him to do things. But I do agree, she was much better than some of the people here
Rslash: *hears about footage of anything in a story*
Also Rslash: I will pay you cash for that footage OP.
No one will ever give him the videos. They probably don't even know who he is or even listen/watch his videos.
@@user-mama_thomas i mean there are 1.2 million people who knows who he is and right now about 38.000 watched the vid and as the main audience are probably also redditors id say there are alot of people who knows who he is and watches the vid.. but the chances are indeed low for the footage as it might also be privacy reasons for the people filmed
There's no harm in trying
*kills*
RSlash: I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
"Something that starts with S, and ends with X" "Ah yes, smallpox."
Yep seems legit. Right now I'm assuming everything is viral.
Or sandbox
Ooooh shit
Yes lol
Sam Smith playing the Sax
OP: “i recorded-“
rslash: “GIVE ME THE VIDEO! I’LL PAY YOU”
I mean, who wouldn't?
r/yourjokebutworse you stole this from another comment
Yes ikr yes
Eric Revell or maybe... just maybe... people have the same ideas because that’s literally what our dear Rslash does.
With *real money.*
Oh and free exposure too.
HEY I’m the op of the “pay you for imagine s*x” post. I am a female and the person messaging me is male! But thank you so much for sharing my crazy messages I get haha
Real shit?
Real?
You can see it at the bottom left of the screen during that part
You poor poor soul-
Bruh ..... They are nuts .... I'm an artist as well, I don't do commissions yet tho .... But I totally understand how you feel. ...
"You can pretend we're doing it"
Just when I thought choosing beggars couldn't get anymore ridiculous... 😂
I seriously cant tell if she was saying this is how she would pay him or responding to "how would that work" and she said "pretend were doing it" 😂😂 either ones bad but ones even funnier
@@cookiecrumble619 "Sorry, I only pay for pretend sex with pretend art. As a pro, I'm sure you understand. "
Or was that too subtle?
I think it was a Male ... For me it sounded Like a male
@@LucyAdroit oh thanks 🙈
@@cookiecrumble619 If you have ever seen the movie xXx with Vin Diesel it reminds me of that scene when the lady stretches and and says "Good Morning".
Pretend sex
"Hey is this still blanks number"
"Who is this?"
"Blank"
"Sorry I'm drawing a blank"
"Blank Blank... if this is blank we went to school together"
What
MOOd
[Visible confusion]
Blankityblankblank!
Nguyen Duc Hung [visible blank]
Blank, blank blank.
"What about something that starts with s and ends with x"
"SpaceX?"
Begins with e and ends k
Elon musk
The two mile high club begins
Virgin:100
Or smallpox
i thought six
The first one doesn't really seem like a chosing beggar to me, they just seem like someone who's down on their luck and is looking for help in life.
They're pretty polite and didn't blow up a single time when OP said no, I was waiting for them to freak out and call him names.
Righttt?!?
Agreed. It was a beggar, but not a choosing beggar.
I think it's very rude to suddenly get into contact with someone after 5 years just to ask for things without any just, normal conversations between things.
Not a choosing beggar, but not polite either.
It wasn’t a huge freak out, but like they never actually talked to the guy they were texting, just kept asking for an absurd amount of things. Imagine you hadn’t talked to someone in literal years and they text you out of the blue asking a favor. Then keep texting you out of the blue for favors. They never even had a normal conversation, it was just back and forth favors and him shutting her down.
@@BloodPigeon They might have been trying to find ways to reconnect but were super shy about outright admitting it. That's just my optimistic outlook, though.
"It starts with S and ends with X..."
"Suplex?"
epicPFunk95 sandbox?
Starfox
Six
Sedex?
Smallpox?
"Something that starts with S and ends in X"
"Wow, you wanna give me your sax? That's soooo nice of you. I've always wanted my own saxophone" or as Homer Simpson says "Saxamophone"
Btw it’s SAXOPHONE
@@nopebuddy6827 I thought so lol. No wonder auto correct chimed in.
Six Sox sax sux
Starbux? Sweet, I'm in dire need of a Pumpkin Spice Latte! That's so generous of her! (And yes, I know the correct spelling, don't worry. 😅)
That what he just said...
Noone:
Nobody:
Not a single damn soul:
Karen's: why isn't it FREE?!
When its free:
Karens: Why isn't it discounted!
gandog77 At first I misread discounted as “discontinued”.
Karens
I have a sister named Karen and she's nothing alike THESE Karen's!
@@gandog77 When it's free AND discounted:
Karen: Why don't YOU pay ME money?!?
CB: "I used to use the old WiFi too."
OP: "Sir, did you just admit to a crime?"
CB: "Uh... No, it... must've been someone else. Anyway, gimme your new password."
I always love the WiFi ones!
"Give me the password!"
"LOL, NO!"
My sister is an entitled brat who sometimes stays with us and while she knows our password it doesn't stop us from turning off the router! LOL, having no internet for a bit is so worth the reaction she gives us! We even go so far as to tell her "The internet must have gone out, look we don't have any either!" She still doesn't know it's us!!!
*"I've never seen a choosing beggar keep their cool after SO many rejections."*
Yeah me neither.
"I'll pay with pretend S*X!!"
*Immediately thinks of a mimed sax solo*
Detgha40 what the hell lmao
I thought of a sax as well.
Nobody:
rSlash: *Hey babe you wanna passionately hug?*
Dead meme
wait wtf i feel like i seen you somewhere-
We are everywhere.
We are Pancakes.
[ Goro Akechi ] oh shit-
The name is what got me
That first one, I haven't seen as much red flags since the communist parade.
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Rslash: *replays an old choosing beggar post*
Me: hey I've seen this one before
Rslash: what do you mean its new
I had a "friend" that I shared Netflix with. the deal was i paid for netflix and they paid for Now TV and we shared accounts. Well, their now TV kept kicking me out so i wasnt able to access it, this kept happening untill i gave up. a few months go by and i realize im still paying for two screens on netflix, so i cancel one screen and change my account password.
I get a text from them saying Netflix dosnt work. I say i canceled it as they wernt giving me anything in return, they wasnt paying for it and Now TV wasnt working either. They got irate at me and started telling me off (im 22 for gods sake not a child).
So i told them to pay for it themself and stop leeching off me like they had for the last year.
Wtf
0:11 Sorry Im drawing a blank. Jesus Christ thats perfect
Couldn't breathe after that for a good 5 minutes
Easiest thing in the world to draw! You don’t even need a writing instrument of any kind! 😂
Her:
"I just want somebody to take a picture of me and my child for free!"
Me:
*Takes out mobile phone.*
_simulated shutter noise_
"How shall I send it to you?"
Her:
(Reply with your best guess of what goes here.)
Give my child your phone!
Give me your phone! And I’ll return it once I print it! (She ain’t gonna give it back)
"How dare you take a picture of me and my child without my permission! Give me that phone or I'll call the police!"
You're all suspiciously good at this...
How dare you take a picture of me and my child?! I wanted my picture done professionally! Not by some stranger with their phone! Hand it over or I will call the police!
“I don’t have money, I can pay with other things”
“Sure, go do that, then comeback when you have the money. Cause I ain’t interested in that especially if that’s how you pay for your everyday essentials!”
"Tooth fairy give me money don't take tooth" - man they're starting these CB's off early...
More like early signs of a CB. Time to nip it in the bud before it grows too big.
How to make unlimited money 😂
The first choosing beggar was actually pretty nice about it so she gets a pass
Agreed. Annoying, but not a complete asshole.
“Why can’t she do imaginary passionate hugging?”
I believe it is called “Phone Sex”
Lady Phoenix cellular Passionate Hugging
I mean your not wrong.
More like sexting
Love the Futaba pfp, and lmao
Lady Phoenix
Phone passionate hugging
Day 3 of asking rSlash to censor swear words with Yugo barks.
You know that your THAT horibble when your friend calls you a cheapskate.
Any stories that involves a video:
Rslash: hippity hoppity that video should be my property
Lol good one
IMD ḔṖḭḉ ḠḀṁḕṙ r/brotato
@@imd. nah if you were like "that video shoudlnt belong to him!" then that would be an r/woooosh but pointing a mistake in a joke isn't a woooosh just would be some criticism but y'know the good kind.
@@imd. imma spam it now. 🤭
@@imd. r/whossshed
When she said "we can imagine doing it" the reply should be "you can imagine me drawing it" LMAO
CreepyCB: “Is there any Other way???”
Uh, seriously? You’re on the internet. You can just google sexy maid girl images for free and thereby leave real artists alone if you can’t pay.
You should rename the video to r/Choosingbeggars: WiFi edition
BulletBlitz clearly would've been a nice title, seen the thing...
Me: buy a commission for an art
R/Slash: posts a video to remind me to pay them in full
I honestly feel like the first one wasn’t that bad. Like sure, they were needy, but they took the rejections well, and never pushed it. My philosophy is that it rarely hurts to ask for things as long as you’re willing to accept a no.
OP: That will be 85 USD
Choosing Beggar: *Surprised Pikachu face*
Funny, because I also named my wifi "Get your own wifi" so whenever my friends ask for my wifi, I say "get your own wifi" to mess with them. Gets em every time.
Someone in my building has that name for their wi fi
That was my old wifi name
“Who is this?”
“Blank.”
“Sorry, I’m drawing a blank.”
“No, not that Blank. Blank blank.”
This sounds like the beginning of a classified FBI file.
Is pretend prostitution a thing? SERIOUSLY? Dude, in this climate I'll pretend to "passionately hug" someone for a few bucks, lmao. Cash only, no trades. XD
Rslash:*sees someone has a video*"I wILL buY THe VidEO fRoM YOu!"
Choosing Beggar: "I'll pay with pretend sex. We can imagine ourselves doing it."
Me in that situation: No thanks. I don't want to imagine contracting your STDs
I usually just listen to these, so I never realized "passionate hugging" was actually you censoring "s*x". Makes more sense now.. haha
Love your _choosing beggars_ voice!
If I was was as good as passionate hugging as I'm early, my girl wouldn't have left me, now I need imaginary pretend passionate hugging just to get by my week 😞
Crazy Potato im so sorry but I read your channel name as ‘GACHA potato’ because I used to be part of that toxic, toxic community
@@meowggiem never heard of that, the only gacha I now are those cute crystal sloths from Ark Survival Evolved 😂
@@meowggiem...
Remember people no good deed goes unpunished do not share your Internet or anything with anyone for any reason
I don’t see why these people don’t say “You don’t have the money? Then you won’t have the product.”
Did everyone just miss the person who said they have 14 fuckkng cats....
Gotta love people trying to leech off of neighbour's wifi...bloody parasites.
I resonate with the WiFi story. I've been living in this house that's sectioned off into 2 units for 4 years now. Since I live 2 blocks from the university, we get new people living upstairs every year. It's been a mix, 2 out of our 4 years it has been university students that'll live upstairs, the other 2 residents have been couples who work full time. Surprisingly the university students are always better tenants. It's always been the couples who work full time for some reason will ask if they can have our WiFi password. I always say no because I use the internet for work. We had one couple who were both working full time, and the guy claimed "I make more money than you" get so upset about not being able to access our WiFi that he started complaining about everything, literally everything we did. Does it smell like we are cooking something on the stove or in the oven? The upstairs neighbor would be knocking on our door telling us to either give them half or stop using the kitchen. We parked 2 inches off of where we had parked before, they would complain and call our landlord telling her that we "parked them in". it started snowing but we were both out of the house, they would call the landlord and tell her "we weren't doing our job and shoveling".
Finally, my landlord had enough of them always complaining to her, and we had enough of them complaining to us, so we all sat down and had a meeting. He said that because we had refused to give them our WiFi password that he was going to make our life a living hell. My landlord says "they pay for that themselves and if you also want internet you should pay for it yourself".
They complained more saying "well if we all live in the same house then why should we install 2 different internet boxes"
I said "I use the internet as a Graphic Designer and don't want my internet compromised because I put large files on my google drive and have to access the backend of websites all day, also it shouldn't be a problem for you to pay for your own internet because after all you 'make more money than me'".
The conversation about internet ended there, though some of the other problems persisted, mostly the problem with shoveling because they thought that we were there to shovel before 6am so that he could get out of the driveway and at 6pm so that she could get out of her driveway (one of them worked night shift and the other one worked daytime).
As i'm the type of guy who spend a lot of time on the internet, a good Wifi connection is a must have. But it has been a year now that it's running really slow. Should i investigat to see if people other than my family and I use it?
Yes.
And change the password. Give the new one to the people you trust, and ask them not to tell anyone else.
Whoever else asks you for the password, now you know is the person who has been stealing!
i love how you dont add music to your videos, so i can play games and listen to the story without random music messing with my senses, and if you do play music, its always pretty unnoticable unless one tries to listen for it. i appreciate it! :>
thumbnail is sarah snyder if anyone was wondering
Dude you are literally Jah
Who?
- ChoosingBeggar
- Has money to afford a phone
- Claims to not have money to pay for a drawing that she requests through text messages from said phone
- Offers imaginary service as "payment" for the drawing instead
- Logic.exe has stopped working
“Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls...” *for free* 😏
The Person In the first story is an absolute Champ! ( also love u rslash your the best)
No one:
Rslash: I'lL pAy YoU fOr ThE vIdEo
The calm choosing beggar deserves this
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
You know, when I first heard a r/Choosingbeggars I thought blank was a person's name. XD
Hey Yugo! Cute little guy. Great video! Ty for posting it. These make days easier to handle.
You do realize the “woman” in the first story is a gay guy right?
Are you sure her boyfriend isn't bi
Dishonored Gaming Exactly what I was thinking!
Dishonored Gaming could be, but OP (green) in the story keeps saying “bro” to the Choosing beggar. It could still be a woman and OP just talks like that, buuuuuut if it looks, swim and quacks like a duck... its probably a gay man
Lets say it is. So what?
@@MrDanox94
It would make sense that the CB is male, because iirc at one point he says something like "the ex bf of my boyfriend".
Man! You’ve got me rolling really bad with those voices! It gets me every frigging time!
Reddit: "We have a video about how..."
rSlash: "I WILL PAY YOU 500 DOLLARS FOR THAT VIDEO"
What the frick frack snick snack did we dack, crack pot, slap ack, sidetrack, back track, biofeedback, thumb tac, tic tac, bullshit is this?
One day we may actually get a video from R/ titled "All the videos I've offered to pay people for".
Its 45 minutes long
I know I'm late but I love how slash always asks for videos
The first one didn’t even seem like a choosing beggar. In fact, OP seemed kind of stand-offish.
Yeah i thought the so-called "CB" was probably a bit lonely or just wanted a friend. OP sounds a bit judgy.
What the fuck? You dont speak with anyone in five plus years and they always texting/calling asking you for shit? Bro, sounds like a fucking crackhead. "Stand-offish". Pfft.
Straange Ette Youre being so aggressive for a comment that was made almost a year ago. chill out man.
@@reillyschimmel9323 I will as aggressive as I see fit. Idgafs if it was 4 decades ago. MYOB
Straange Ette Go to therapy.
I just love both voices you do. And ok am also kind of addicted to the videos 😅. So every vid I’ve watched will get a 👍 so I know which one I’d already saw/heard/read. Keep it up :-) !
OMG THE FIRST PERSON SAID HER BOYFRIEND’S EX BOYFRIEND KILLED HIS CAT JHBKJHBIYGVYFCTUFUKHBUH 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Marley Elias u know this was a gay male right...
CB: i CaN pAy U iN PrETenEd s**
Me WHAT THE FU---
I just realized this sounds like Oz from Oz Media....
Wait a minute, am I having audio hallucinations again?
Something that starts with s and ends with x
Ah, yes. Spandex
*You Blank, He's Blank, I'm Blank!!! Is there anymore Blank that i should know?!*
..... Meoww......
I knew it, Im surrounded by blanks!
...Keep firing, blanks!
You know the first one was very funny when I realized the op actually had 14 cats lol
I have a story about neighbors stealing wifi our family has a weird since of humor of making funny names for our wifi (one time we named it "thebatsignal") at the time of this story we named it "maccasfreewifi" two days after we changed it to that we heard our next door neighbor complain "since when did u need a password for maccas wifi?!" After a few weeks we noticed our wifi going slow and laggy. So we decided to test our theory and changed our wifi password and wifi name to "FBISURVALINCE" the next day we noticed our neighbors being SUPER quiet and every now and again peeking out their front window as if they were looking for something (perhaps an unmarked van) 🤣 needless to say our wifi worked a lot better after that and funny enough two months later they moved out
I feel like ive seen this story somewhere on Reddit you sure you didn't copy iy
@@gameplaychannel1309 no it happened to me and my family idk if any of my family may have reddit and put the story up there but what actually happened to me
First one was honestly not that bad. Sure, it was pretty rude to get in touch with someone, after not being in touch for 5 years, just to ask for favors... but they weren't rude about it. They consistently took "no" for an answer, thanked OP for the advice, and didn't freak out. All in all, she's a beggar, but not a choosing beggar. Although, the attempts at guilt tripping were a little too much.
Hi everyone! Hope you're having a great morning, please be safe on your way to work or school and enjoy your day. Be safe and everything that you do and just be good to each other. Take care and God bless, peace out everyone! 💚
Gabriel FSP thanks!
I dOnT wAnT tO pAy FoR fOoD. It KeEpS mE aLiVe
Some people can't just hold their inner karen...😂😂
Oh god, not a choosing bagger story but our neighbor who used to be our friend had access to our Wi-Fi. We didn't have a password on it and didn't mind.
Then one day I come back home to be told that the FBI came into our home with a search warrant and hand my step father in handcuffs on our front porch. They thought he was DLing child... Passionate Hugging... And searched all of our computers only to gind nothing. They were really hard on my step dad too saying to him "you know what you did just admit" when he asked what the he'll was going on. When they found nothing and we told them that our Wi-Fi was completely open, so they figured some pervert drove up next to our house and used our WI-Fi to download the illegal material. It never dawned on us to to think of our friend. We even got a password on our router and gave it to him.
Fast forward years later we find out he got arrested for possession of very illegal child material and it dawned on us who probably caused the FBI to to raid our home. Him. He was the reason my step dad almost got arrested on false charges.
Kinda wished I was there when it happened to see that crazy thing for myself but high school. And I know for sure its not some story my step dad told me to mess with me (he'd do it) when I seen an FBI agent myself in front of our home doing a follow-up check or something. I don't remember anything he said (it wasn't much that I do know) but do remember the big FBI letters on that back of his jacket.
I always leave a like at the point I laughed, the selfie stick thing got me cause that's some stuff I would say lmao
I cracked up too. :-D
I could never fake liking you r/slash ❤ best channel in this category
2 dislikes after a minute since upload? Wow
I think it's the Karen's and Kyle's
I love these type of videos
Deadass the way rslash said "full body" on that "imagine we are having sex" story made me drop my icie bc I wasnt expecting it 😭😭
For the Uber geek story. They probably used Chanel’s 1 and 6 so they didn’t cause issues like they said, hid the SSID for hiding the WiFi. Being IT trained makes me think this constantly so hope this cleared something for someone
Wait...if people are lending out their wifi then I dont get why they cant be like "you got wifi money?" Like how someone giving a ride would ask for gas money! Why dont people think of this? Like in exchange for using wifi, have them pay part of the wifi bill plus a little extra to make a profit and if you raise it high enough they will be encouraged to get their own internet! Again, why dont people think of this?
Security risks comes to mind.
On top of if they get the attention of law enforcement for some really illegal shit pretty sure since it's on your WiFi connection you're at least initially gonna get popped for it.
Screw risking your personal data and all that drama.
"Hi. This is Employer. Blank had you down as a reference. Can you tell me about them?"
"Umm...well they kinda suck at raising kittens. Their organisation skills for events aren't very good. And they don't seem to be able to look after their equipment. That's...literally everything I know about them."
"Okay...Well thanks anyway."
Does that first begger not realise that OP has their own lives?
1:47 "I have 14 cats"
Why stop there? Get a farm and get more!
Speaking from experience, people drop off cats at our farm all the time, it breaks my heart to see this, but we always give them a good home ❤
Nothing like listening to rSlash during Spanish
Give me your liver Godly name!
since half the stories r about wifi I figured I'd put this wholesome tidbit here. my friend's neighbor has a wifi that's named "Tell My WiFi Love Her" n I thinks it's just the most adorable dad pun ever. hopefully this helped break up the depression of reading all these choosing beggar stories
An online friend had a CB not even ask to use the Wi-Fi they hacked it (this was back when WPA encryption was just coming out and friend was still using WEP) The logs show they'd be using it for around 3 months. Needless to say friend upgrade their router moved it from the corner to center of the house and made damh sure the signal didn't reach the end of the yards
Edit
Oh and yes there was a entitled REEEEEEEEEEE!!! Involved lol
Ah, the good ol days of WEP.
@@techmaster170 Lol
When I was a kid. The neighbor of my grandpa didnt have a password on their wifi. I connected and would just use social media and watch RUclips when I'd visit. Which wasn't for more than a couple hours. I decided to change the SSID to "this is my wifi now" with a 20 character long password. Also, set a 20 character long password on the browser based interface to manage the routers settings. It stayed like that for about a week. Then I found it set back to the factory default ssid with a password on it. Lol I was sad. Sure they called their ISP and asked how to factory reset the router.
@@techmaster170 lol there's an open WiFi somewhere nearby that shows up in the WiFi lists time to time. (It's a weak single most of the time) I've thought about connecting to it and doings something like that.
@@JohnSmith-xq1pz haha yeah you should check it out sometime just to see if you can get connected.
R/slash and Heit are my favorite choosing begger youtubers.
Yeah. I'm still trying to figure out the op who has 14 cats.
OP: *has security footage of choosing beggars begging, entitled people being entitled, etc.*
rSlash: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!!!!
RSlash are a choosing beggar for asking for the security camera video "so _I_ can post it on _my_ channel. You will get great coverage!"
Technicallythetruth m8
Well, he offers to pay for it
The first one...damn just send a text in between you asking for shit and say, “Hey, how are you??” Lmao
Fast as duck boy
Everyone gangsta until the person who’s young enough to say “mood” in a not-mocking way is behaving like a karen