r/Choosingbeggars "I Can Pay With PRETEND S*X!

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    r/Choosingbeggars This woman tries to buy something, but of course she's a choosing beggar and isn't willing to pay full price. In fact, she isn't willing to pay anything! The only thing she's willing to do is pay in "pretend s*x!" Basically, the seller can IMAGINE passionately hugging this woman as a form of payment. But lady... can't he do that anyway? And more importantly, why would he want to??? If you like this video, be sure to subscribe to my channel!
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Комментарии • 1,5 тыс.

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +2293

    You must like this video
    I DO NOT accept pretend likes, pretend money, or pretend s*x!

    • @p_primy6273
      @p_primy6273 5 лет назад +5

      ...

    • @Nic_2751
      @Nic_2751 5 лет назад +4

      RRRRREEEEEEEEE

    • @gabri_maybe
      @gabri_maybe 5 лет назад +6

      O M G Well Demonetized (the robots are kinda broke tho)

    • @bldrun1504
      @bldrun1504 5 лет назад +15

      What about a imaginary hug?

    • @Izaraqio
      @Izaraqio 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

  • @tyvulpintaur2732
    @tyvulpintaur2732 5 лет назад +3429

    “Who is this?”
    “Blank.”
    “Sorry, I’m drawing a blank.”
    “No, not that Blank. Blank blank.”
    Sounds like an Abbott & Costello routine

  • @the_furf_of_july4652
    @the_furf_of_july4652 5 лет назад +2231

    The first one didn’t seem that bad, honestly. First time seeing a beggar in one of these videos that consistently takes no for an answer, offers to pay for gas and food, legitimately asks for advice and takes it well.

    • @thatonegai
      @thatonegai 5 лет назад +441

      Honestly I don’t even know why they posted it under choosing beggars. Sure they tried to guilt trip OP at the end but beyond that they never really pursued the matter any further, didn’t out right insult them etc.

    • @Frogtism
      @Frogtism 5 лет назад +271

      Yea, just cuz you ask for a lot of favors doesn’t make you a choosy beggar, especially if you take no for an answer so willingly

    • @Ojfanta
      @Ojfanta 5 лет назад +87

      im not sure about context, but I believe this is a chick from highschool hitting up someone years after school up, only for favors.

    • @thatonegai
      @thatonegai 5 лет назад +156

      iulian pripoae well yeah but she didn’t pursue it when the guy said no. What’s the problem with asking for a favour? The mere act of asking doesn’t make them an ass

    • @elysiummystic6735
      @elysiummystic6735 5 лет назад +153

      I think it wasn't the point that she asked, I think it was the back that she never tried to talk to him as a person, and just asked him to do things. But I do agree, she was much better than some of the people here

  • @trly429
    @trly429 4 года назад +764

    "Something that starts with S, and ends with X" "Ah yes, smallpox."

  • @RachelSiddle
    @RachelSiddle 5 лет назад +435

    OP: “i recorded-“
    rslash: “GIVE ME THE VIDEO! I’LL PAY YOU”

    • @acumennova3929
      @acumennova3929 4 года назад +3

      I mean, who wouldn't?

    • @ericrevell507
      @ericrevell507 4 года назад +6

      r/yourjokebutworse you stole this from another comment

    • @fivesARC--5555
      @fivesARC--5555 4 года назад +1

      Yes ikr yes

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 года назад +3

      Eric Revell or maybe... just maybe... people have the same ideas because that’s literally what our dear Rslash does.

    • @Sydney_Angelyt
      @Sydney_Angelyt 4 года назад +1

      With *real money.*
      Oh and free exposure too.

  • @cherryfuzz5867
    @cherryfuzz5867 5 лет назад +1079

    HEY I’m the op of the “pay you for imagine s*x” post. I am a female and the person messaging me is male! But thank you so much for sharing my crazy messages I get haha

    • @user-je3hp6tk5i
      @user-je3hp6tk5i 5 лет назад +35

      Real shit?

    • @godlygaming9134
      @godlygaming9134 5 лет назад +16

      Real?

    • @FreedomHero4
      @FreedomHero4 5 лет назад +49

      You can see it at the bottom left of the screen during that part

    • @Nokomomo22
      @Nokomomo22 5 лет назад +30

      You poor poor soul-

    • @briezeee
      @briezeee 5 лет назад +60

      Bruh ..... They are nuts .... I'm an artist as well, I don't do commissions yet tho .... But I totally understand how you feel. ...

  • @confusedingeneral6073
    @confusedingeneral6073 5 лет назад +1482

    Rslash: *hears about footage of anything in a story*
    Also Rslash: I will pay you cash for that footage OP.

    • @user-mama_thomas
      @user-mama_thomas 5 лет назад +35

      No one will ever give him the videos. They probably don't even know who he is or even listen/watch his videos.

    • @stefanbroers8146
      @stefanbroers8146 5 лет назад +29

      @@user-mama_thomas i mean there are 1.2 million people who knows who he is and right now about 38.000 watched the vid and as the main audience are probably also redditors id say there are alot of people who knows who he is and watches the vid.. but the chances are indeed low for the footage as it might also be privacy reasons for the people filmed

    • @I_am_always_correct
      @I_am_always_correct 5 лет назад +12

      There's no harm in trying

    • @tenreasonstogofuckyourself7458
      @tenreasonstogofuckyourself7458 5 лет назад +3

      *kills*

    • @xerogamer7110
      @xerogamer7110 5 лет назад +10

      RSlash: I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

  • @ItsmeeeeeeXD
    @ItsmeeeeeeXD 5 лет назад +591

    The first one doesn't really seem like a chosing beggar to me, they just seem like someone who's down on their luck and is looking for help in life.
    They're pretty polite and didn't blow up a single time when OP said no, I was waiting for them to freak out and call him names.

    • @mothpark
      @mothpark 5 лет назад +21

      Righttt?!?

    • @marcusbergman6116
      @marcusbergman6116 5 лет назад +102

      Agreed. It was a beggar, but not a choosing beggar.

    • @Proserpira
      @Proserpira 5 лет назад +65

      I think it's very rude to suddenly get into contact with someone after 5 years just to ask for things without any just, normal conversations between things.
      Not a choosing beggar, but not polite either.

    • @BloodPigeon
      @BloodPigeon 5 лет назад +31

      It wasn’t a huge freak out, but like they never actually talked to the guy they were texting, just kept asking for an absurd amount of things. Imagine you hadn’t talked to someone in literal years and they text you out of the blue asking a favor. Then keep texting you out of the blue for favors. They never even had a normal conversation, it was just back and forth favors and him shutting her down.

    • @Ivy-dd8bf
      @Ivy-dd8bf 5 лет назад +35

      @@BloodPigeon They might have been trying to find ways to reconnect but were super shy about outright admitting it. That's just my optimistic outlook, though.

  • @ZedArray
    @ZedArray 4 года назад +192

    "What about something that starts with s and ends with x"
    "SpaceX?"

  • @clutchmctryhard3110
    @clutchmctryhard3110 5 лет назад +433

    "You can pretend we're doing it"
    Just when I thought choosing beggars couldn't get anymore ridiculous... 😂

    • @cookiecrumble619
      @cookiecrumble619 5 лет назад +7

      I seriously cant tell if she was saying this is how she would pay him or responding to "how would that work" and she said "pretend were doing it" 😂😂 either ones bad but ones even funnier

    • @GlennWH26
      @GlennWH26 5 лет назад +21

      @@cookiecrumble619 "Sorry, I only pay for pretend sex with pretend art. As a pro, I'm sure you understand. "
      Or was that too subtle?

    • @johanna6924
      @johanna6924 5 лет назад +1

      I think it was a Male ... For me it sounded Like a male

    • @johanna6924
      @johanna6924 4 года назад

      @@LucyAdroit oh thanks 🙈

    • @sometimessnarky1642
      @sometimessnarky1642 4 года назад

      @@cookiecrumble619 If you have ever seen the movie xXx with Vin Diesel it reminds me of that scene when the lady stretches and and says "Good Morning".
      Pretend sex

  • @Sky-CladObserver
    @Sky-CladObserver 5 лет назад +133

    "It starts with S and ends with X..."
    "Suplex?"

  • @drew1132
    @drew1132 5 лет назад +685

    "Hey is this still blanks number"
    "Who is this?"
    "Blank"
    "Sorry I'm drawing a blank"
    "Blank Blank... if this is blank we went to school together"
    What

  • @jehoiakimelidoronila5450
    @jehoiakimelidoronila5450 4 года назад +22

    *"I've never seen a choosing beggar keep their cool after SO many rejections."*
    Yeah me neither.

  • @BurningRobotOil
    @BurningRobotOil 5 лет назад +273

    "Something that starts with S and ends in X"
    "Wow, you wanna give me your sax? That's soooo nice of you. I've always wanted my own saxophone" or as Homer Simpson says "Saxamophone"

    • @nopebuddy6827
      @nopebuddy6827 5 лет назад +8

      Btw it’s SAXOPHONE

    • @BurningRobotOil
      @BurningRobotOil 5 лет назад +2

      @@nopebuddy6827 I thought so lol. No wonder auto correct chimed in.

    • @sophie-yt4fv
      @sophie-yt4fv 5 лет назад +1

      Six Sox sax sux

    • @LeonidasPeridot
      @LeonidasPeridot 5 лет назад +2

      Starbux? Sweet, I'm in dire need of a Pumpkin Spice Latte! That's so generous of her! (And yes, I know the correct spelling, don't worry. 😅)

    • @ramroller
      @ramroller 5 лет назад +1

      That what he just said...

  • @SchazmenRassir
    @SchazmenRassir 4 года назад +21

    CB: "I used to use the old WiFi too."
    OP: "Sir, did you just admit to a crime?"
    CB: "Uh... No, it... must've been someone else. Anyway, gimme your new password."

  • @NathanielKempson
    @NathanielKempson 5 лет назад +41

    I had a "friend" that I shared Netflix with. the deal was i paid for netflix and they paid for Now TV and we shared accounts. Well, their now TV kept kicking me out so i wasnt able to access it, this kept happening untill i gave up. a few months go by and i realize im still paying for two screens on netflix, so i cancel one screen and change my account password.
    I get a text from them saying Netflix dosnt work. I say i canceled it as they wernt giving me anything in return, they wasnt paying for it and Now TV wasnt working either. They got irate at me and started telling me off (im 22 for gods sake not a child).
    So i told them to pay for it themself and stop leeching off me like they had for the last year.

  • @SailorMya
    @SailorMya 5 лет назад +26

    I always love the WiFi ones!
    "Give me the password!"
    "LOL, NO!"
    My sister is an entitled brat who sometimes stays with us and while she knows our password it doesn't stop us from turning off the router! LOL, having no internet for a bit is so worth the reaction she gives us! We even go so far as to tell her "The internet must have gone out, look we don't have any either!" She still doesn't know it's us!!!

  • @awesomenuggets97
    @awesomenuggets97 5 лет назад +383

    Noone:
    Nobody:
    Not a single damn soul:
    Karen's: why isn't it FREE?!

    • @gandog77
      @gandog77 5 лет назад +19

      When its free:
      Karens: Why isn't it discounted!

    • @129140163
      @129140163 5 лет назад +1

      gandog77 At first I misread discounted as “discontinued”.

    • @genji5675
      @genji5675 5 лет назад +3

      Karens

    • @anido-4703
      @anido-4703 5 лет назад +1

      I have a sister named Karen and she's nothing alike THESE Karen's!

    • @thekrispaypickle8552
      @thekrispaypickle8552 5 лет назад +4

      @@gandog77 When it's free AND discounted:
      Karen: Why don't YOU pay ME money?!?

  • @PenZon
    @PenZon 5 лет назад +108

    That first one, I haven't seen as much red flags since the communist parade.

  • @detgha4037
    @detgha4037 5 лет назад +128

    "I'll pay with pretend S*X!!"
    *Immediately thinks of a mimed sax solo*

  • @rohmosiris5282
    @rohmosiris5282 5 лет назад +79

    Rslash: *replays an old choosing beggar post*
    Me: hey I've seen this one before
    Rslash: what do you mean its new

  • @DepressedAndDank
    @DepressedAndDank 5 лет назад +145

    0:11 Sorry Im drawing a blank. Jesus Christ thats perfect

    • @bartdrent4740
      @bartdrent4740 5 лет назад

      Couldn't breathe after that for a good 5 minutes

    • @129140163
      @129140163 5 лет назад

      Easiest thing in the world to draw! You don’t even need a writing instrument of any kind! 😂

  • @waypastcool5788
    @waypastcool5788 5 лет назад +197

    Nobody:
    rSlash: *Hey babe you wanna passionately hug?*

    • @8eeh
      @8eeh 5 лет назад +1

      Dead meme

    • @ninten_ka
      @ninten_ka 5 лет назад +2

      wait wtf i feel like i seen you somewhere-

    • @waypastcool5788
      @waypastcool5788 5 лет назад +1

      We are everywhere.
      We are Pancakes.

    • @ninten_ka
      @ninten_ka 5 лет назад +1

      [ Goro Akechi ] oh shit-

    • @seemundeemun7136
      @seemundeemun7136 4 года назад

      The name is what got me

  • @shebakoby
    @shebakoby 5 лет назад +28

    "Tooth fairy give me money don't take tooth" - man they're starting these CB's off early...

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 5 лет назад

      More like early signs of a CB. Time to nip it in the bud before it grows too big.

    • @dragance9995
      @dragance9995 4 года назад

      How to make unlimited money 😂

  • @Jojojoeyx3
    @Jojojoeyx3 5 лет назад +68

    The first choosing beggar was actually pretty nice about it so she gets a pass

    • @gray9590
      @gray9590 5 лет назад +5

      Agreed. Annoying, but not a complete asshole.

  • @khairinnuhasbs679
    @khairinnuhasbs679 5 лет назад +27

    You know that your THAT horibble when your friend calls you a cheapskate.

  • @tonyoliver4920
    @tonyoliver4920 5 лет назад +27

    “I don’t have money, I can pay with other things”
    “Sure, go do that, then comeback when you have the money. Cause I ain’t interested in that especially if that’s how you pay for your everyday essentials!”

  • @cameroncoates4863
    @cameroncoates4863 5 лет назад +103

    Day 3 of asking rSlash to censor swear words with Yugo barks.

  • @jordanknight3519
    @jordanknight3519 5 лет назад +157

    Her:
    "I just want somebody to take a picture of me and my child for free!"
    Me:
    *Takes out mobile phone.*
    _simulated shutter noise_
    "How shall I send it to you?"
    Her:
    (Reply with your best guess of what goes here.)

    • @godlygaming9134
      @godlygaming9134 5 лет назад +22

      Give my child your phone!

    • @H4SS1
      @H4SS1 5 лет назад +17

      Give me your phone! And I’ll return it once I print it! (She ain’t gonna give it back)

    • @Lazy_scorpio
      @Lazy_scorpio 5 лет назад +31

      "How dare you take a picture of me and my child without my permission! Give me that phone or I'll call the police!"

    • @jordanknight3519
      @jordanknight3519 5 лет назад +25

      You're all suspiciously good at this...

    • @omisha3279
      @omisha3279 5 лет назад +19

      How dare you take a picture of me and my child?! I wanted my picture done professionally! Not by some stranger with their phone! Hand it over or I will call the police!

  • @liambinford1038
    @liambinford1038 5 лет назад +11

    I honestly feel like the first one wasn’t that bad. Like sure, they were needy, but they took the rejections well, and never pushed it. My philosophy is that it rarely hurts to ask for things as long as you’re willing to accept a no.

  • @swingmill3606
    @swingmill3606 5 лет назад +212

    Any stories that involves a video:
    Rslash: hippity hoppity that video should be my property

    • @turtledude3537
      @turtledude3537 5 лет назад +3

      Lol good one

    • @austindraws4876
      @austindraws4876 5 лет назад +1

      IMD ḔṖḭḉ ḠḀṁḕṙ r/brotato

    • @unguardedgorillas1760
      @unguardedgorillas1760 5 лет назад +1

      @@imd. nah if you were like "that video shoudlnt belong to him!" then that would be an r/woooosh but pointing a mistake in a joke isn't a woooosh just would be some criticism but y'know the good kind.

    • @quiet_benzy
      @quiet_benzy 4 года назад

      @@imd. imma spam it now. 🤭

    • @quiet_benzy
      @quiet_benzy 4 года назад

      @@imd. r/whossshed

  • @starbird3939
    @starbird3939 5 лет назад +62

    “Why can’t she do imaginary passionate hugging?”
    I believe it is called “Phone Sex”

  • @bulletblast7187
    @bulletblast7187 5 лет назад +79

    You should rename the video to r/Choosingbeggars: WiFi edition

    • @ramroller
      @ramroller 5 лет назад +2

      BulletBlitz clearly would've been a nice title, seen the thing...

  • @TheNormExperience
    @TheNormExperience 4 года назад +15

    CreepyCB: “Is there any Other way???”
    Uh, seriously? You’re on the internet. You can just google sexy maid girl images for free and thereby leave real artists alone if you can’t pay.

  • @MassiveGhost-
    @MassiveGhost- 5 лет назад +32

    OP: That will be 85 USD
    Choosing Beggar: *Surprised Pikachu face*

  • @darthbombadil6774
    @darthbombadil6774 4 года назад +5

    Did everyone just miss the person who said they have 14 fuckkng cats....

  • @JAY_W0N
    @JAY_W0N 5 лет назад +9

    Funny, because I also named my wifi "Get your own wifi" so whenever my friends ask for my wifi, I say "get your own wifi" to mess with them. Gets em every time.

    • @YamiNoSensei13
      @YamiNoSensei13 5 лет назад +1

      Someone in my building has that name for their wi fi

    • @ProbablyYikes
      @ProbablyYikes 5 лет назад

      That was my old wifi name

  • @bldrun1504
    @bldrun1504 5 лет назад +40

    Me: buy a commission for an art
    R/Slash: posts a video to remind me to pay them in full

  • @jamesnorman9160
    @jamesnorman9160 5 лет назад +10

    Gotta love people trying to leech off of neighbour's wifi...bloody parasites.

  • @dehpandaking9381
    @dehpandaking9381 5 лет назад +11

    Rslash:*sees someone has a video*"I wILL buY THe VidEO fRoM YOu!"

  • @sallywinston5305
    @sallywinston5305 4 года назад +32

    “Who is this?”
    “Blank.”
    “Sorry, I’m drawing a blank.”
    “No, not that Blank. Blank blank.”
    This sounds like the beginning of a classified FBI file.

  • @arthurvarc241
    @arthurvarc241 5 лет назад +10

    As i'm the type of guy who spend a lot of time on the internet, a good Wifi connection is a must have. But it has been a year now that it's running really slow. Should i investigat to see if people other than my family and I use it?

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 лет назад +2

      Yes.
      And change the password. Give the new one to the people you trust, and ask them not to tell anyone else.
      Whoever else asks you for the password, now you know is the person who has been stealing!

  • @Still_not_saying
    @Still_not_saying 5 лет назад +12

    I don’t see why these people don’t say “You don’t have the money? Then you won’t have the product.”

  • @gusto841
    @gusto841 3 года назад +2

    When she said "we can imagine doing it" the reply should be "you can imagine me drawing it" LMAO

  • @SoCalJellybean
    @SoCalJellybean 4 года назад +6

    “Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls...” *for free* 😏

  • @jamielarsen3749
    @jamielarsen3749 5 лет назад +2

    I resonate with the WiFi story. I've been living in this house that's sectioned off into 2 units for 4 years now. Since I live 2 blocks from the university, we get new people living upstairs every year. It's been a mix, 2 out of our 4 years it has been university students that'll live upstairs, the other 2 residents have been couples who work full time. Surprisingly the university students are always better tenants. It's always been the couples who work full time for some reason will ask if they can have our WiFi password. I always say no because I use the internet for work. We had one couple who were both working full time, and the guy claimed "I make more money than you" get so upset about not being able to access our WiFi that he started complaining about everything, literally everything we did. Does it smell like we are cooking something on the stove or in the oven? The upstairs neighbor would be knocking on our door telling us to either give them half or stop using the kitchen. We parked 2 inches off of where we had parked before, they would complain and call our landlord telling her that we "parked them in". it started snowing but we were both out of the house, they would call the landlord and tell her "we weren't doing our job and shoveling".
    Finally, my landlord had enough of them always complaining to her, and we had enough of them complaining to us, so we all sat down and had a meeting. He said that because we had refused to give them our WiFi password that he was going to make our life a living hell. My landlord says "they pay for that themselves and if you also want internet you should pay for it yourself".
    They complained more saying "well if we all live in the same house then why should we install 2 different internet boxes"
    I said "I use the internet as a Graphic Designer and don't want my internet compromised because I put large files on my google drive and have to access the backend of websites all day, also it shouldn't be a problem for you to pay for your own internet because after all you 'make more money than me'".
    The conversation about internet ended there, though some of the other problems persisted, mostly the problem with shoveling because they thought that we were there to shovel before 6am so that he could get out of the driveway and at 6pm so that she could get out of her driveway (one of them worked night shift and the other one worked daytime).

  • @lynelmane5191
    @lynelmane5191 4 года назад +13

    I usually just listen to these, so I never realized "passionate hugging" was actually you censoring "s*x". Makes more sense now.. haha

  • @rubenguerreiro9382
    @rubenguerreiro9382 5 лет назад +28

    If I was was as good as passionate hugging as I'm early, my girl wouldn't have left me, now I need imaginary pretend passionate hugging just to get by my week 😞

    • @meowggiem
      @meowggiem 5 лет назад

      Crazy Potato im so sorry but I read your channel name as ‘GACHA potato’ because I used to be part of that toxic, toxic community

    • @rubenguerreiro9382
      @rubenguerreiro9382 5 лет назад +2

      @@meowggiem never heard of that, the only gacha I now are those cute crystal sloths from Ark Survival Evolved 😂

    • @Kimoujai_
      @Kimoujai_ 5 лет назад

      @@meowggiem...

  • @corn3858
    @corn3858 5 лет назад +10

    thumbnail is sarah snyder if anyone was wondering

  • @sugafr.3e
    @sugafr.3e 4 года назад +3

    OMG THE FIRST PERSON SAID HER BOYFRIEND’S EX BOYFRIEND KILLED HIS CAT JHBKJHBIYGVYFCTUFUKHBUH 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @reillyschimmel9323
    @reillyschimmel9323 5 лет назад +15

    The first one didn’t even seem like a choosing beggar. In fact, OP seemed kind of stand-offish.

    • @rhig4081
      @rhig4081 4 года назад +5

      Yeah i thought the so-called "CB" was probably a bit lonely or just wanted a friend. OP sounds a bit judgy.

    • @straangeette
      @straangeette 4 года назад

      What the fuck? You dont speak with anyone in five plus years and they always texting/calling asking you for shit? Bro, sounds like a fucking crackhead. "Stand-offish". Pfft.

    • @reillyschimmel9323
      @reillyschimmel9323 4 года назад +2

      Straange Ette Youre being so aggressive for a comment that was made almost a year ago. chill out man.

    • @straangeette
      @straangeette 4 года назад

      @@reillyschimmel9323 I will as aggressive as I see fit. Idgafs if it was 4 decades ago. MYOB

    • @reillyschimmel9323
      @reillyschimmel9323 4 года назад

      Straange Ette Go to therapy.

  • @savannahthegreeniguana5897
    @savannahthegreeniguana5897 4 года назад +2

    The calm choosing beggar deserves this
    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @TheMegaBlack123
    @TheMegaBlack123 5 лет назад +7

    No one:
    Rslash: I'lL pAy YoU fOr ThE vIdEo

  • @dr.temperancebrennan
    @dr.temperancebrennan 5 лет назад +2

    First one was honestly not that bad. Sure, it was pretty rude to get in touch with someone, after not being in touch for 5 years, just to ask for favors... but they weren't rude about it. They consistently took "no" for an answer, thanked OP for the advice, and didn't freak out. All in all, she's a beggar, but not a choosing beggar. Although, the attempts at guilt tripping were a little too much.

  • @jydoesstuff7660
    @jydoesstuff7660 5 лет назад +11

    You know, when I first heard a r/Choosingbeggars I thought blank was a person's name. XD

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger 5 лет назад +2

    - ChoosingBeggar
    - Has money to afford a phone
    - Claims to not have money to pay for a drawing that she requests through text messages from said phone
    - Offers imaginary service as "payment" for the drawing instead
    - Logic.exe has stopped working

  • @zozupskystar8639
    @zozupskystar8639 5 лет назад +3

    Wait...if people are lending out their wifi then I dont get why they cant be like "you got wifi money?" Like how someone giving a ride would ask for gas money! Why dont people think of this? Like in exchange for using wifi, have them pay part of the wifi bill plus a little extra to make a profit and if you raise it high enough they will be encouraged to get their own internet! Again, why dont people think of this?

    • @chaossmith3864
      @chaossmith3864 5 лет назад

      Security risks comes to mind.
      On top of if they get the attention of law enforcement for some really illegal shit pretty sure since it's on your WiFi connection you're at least initially gonna get popped for it.
      Screw risking your personal data and all that drama.

  • @gamerbrosviva
    @gamerbrosviva 5 лет назад +1

    For the Uber geek story. They probably used Chanel’s 1 and 6 so they didn’t cause issues like they said, hid the SSID for hiding the WiFi. Being IT trained makes me think this constantly so hope this cleared something for someone

  • @LilMissBunnii
    @LilMissBunnii 5 лет назад +4

    I have a story about neighbors stealing wifi our family has a weird since of humor of making funny names for our wifi (one time we named it "thebatsignal") at the time of this story we named it "maccasfreewifi" two days after we changed it to that we heard our next door neighbor complain "since when did u need a password for maccas wifi?!" After a few weeks we noticed our wifi going slow and laggy. So we decided to test our theory and changed our wifi password and wifi name to "FBISURVALINCE" the next day we noticed our neighbors being SUPER quiet and every now and again peeking out their front window as if they were looking for something (perhaps an unmarked van) 🤣 needless to say our wifi worked a lot better after that and funny enough two months later they moved out

    • @gameplaychannel1309
      @gameplaychannel1309 5 лет назад

      I feel like ive seen this story somewhere on Reddit you sure you didn't copy iy

    • @LilMissBunnii
      @LilMissBunnii 5 лет назад

      @@gameplaychannel1309 no it happened to me and my family idk if any of my family may have reddit and put the story up there but what actually happened to me

  • @MalkavianGhoul
    @MalkavianGhoul 4 года назад +1

    I legit used to write notes to the "tooth fairy" to keep my tooth but also get the money. I was a strange child who had serious issues with change and didn't want to give up my teeth but also loved getting coins to feed my piggy bank. I even cried when I swallowed a loose tooth on accident because that meant I couldn't keep it. My parents understood I was a strange child and just let me have the teeth and the coins. Again, I was just a really strange child with attachment issues.

  • @imjustverable3860
    @imjustverable3860 5 лет назад +6

    One day we may actually get a video from R/ titled "All the videos I've offered to pay people for".
    Its 45 minutes long

  • @themagicalonionfairy7455
    @themagicalonionfairy7455 4 года назад +1

    You know the first one was very funny when I realized the op actually had 14 cats lol

  • @tonyblake7569
    @tonyblake7569 5 лет назад +5

    Yeah. I'm still trying to figure out the op who has 14 cats.

  • @x-treme_gamer
    @x-treme_gamer 4 года назад +1

    Choosing Beggar: "I'll pay with pretend sex. We can imagine ourselves doing it."
    Me in that situation: No thanks. I don't want to imagine contracting your STDs

  • @breadsenpaiii5876
    @breadsenpaiii5876 5 лет назад +3

    Reddit: "We have a video about how..."
    rSlash: "I WILL PAY YOU 500 DOLLARS FOR THAT VIDEO"

  • @jwb083
    @jwb083 5 лет назад

    all these wifi stories remind me of a co-worker I had once. I used to trim houses and at lunch a co-worker would go walking around any site we where on trying to find an open/unprotected wifi he could use to surf the net or something on his phone.

  • @MrDanox94
    @MrDanox94 5 лет назад +75

    You do realize the “woman” in the first story is a gay guy right?

    • @x2Dubz
      @x2Dubz 5 лет назад +17

      Are you sure her boyfriend isn't bi

    • @SpiritVoices
      @SpiritVoices 5 лет назад +3

      Dishonored Gaming Exactly what I was thinking!

    • @MrDanox94
      @MrDanox94 5 лет назад +16

      Dishonored Gaming could be, but OP (green) in the story keeps saying “bro” to the Choosing beggar. It could still be a woman and OP just talks like that, buuuuuut if it looks, swim and quacks like a duck... its probably a gay man

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 5 лет назад

      Lets say it is. So what?

    • @christianstachl
      @christianstachl 5 лет назад +2

      @@MrDanox94
      It would make sense that the CB is male, because iirc at one point he says something like "the ex bf of my boyfriend".

  • @jespermadsen9297
    @jespermadsen9297 4 года назад

    I also work in the IT field and have some enterprise equipment that allows me full visibility of so many things.
    I have two people in my area that fancy themselves hackers and try to break in.
    So I take down my regular WIFI network and put up a new one, with the same name. Only this one is completely firewalled with an easy to guess password and only one device on the whole network: a honey-pot (A computer/device with deliberately weak security to lure in hackers).
    They both get in. One of them just want to use the WIFI it seems, but the other one (neighbors kid) starts scanning the network and finds the honey-pot. He gets access and downloads some of the files, which are mainly stock-photos and other BS that no one can use.
    So now I have everything logged.
    I have experimented in my youth and this is how you become a good or even great IT person, so I don't want to throw a persons possibly great future away. I make a letter addressed to him, with the logged information boiled down to readable form and tell him that this is easily accessible to anyone with a decent amount of security and that this information would be plenty for someone to arrest him within the day (he did not use any security to avoid detection. Just some dictionary and brute force password cracking tools, I believe).
    I also tell him that it is great if he is interested in this field and how he could have a great job with a great future ahead if he just turns that interest and knowledge to something constructive. I give him a couple of tips on how to make his own setup that he can break into, for fun, with no damage done, advice him about educations that fits that field, and finally advice him that he can come to me for questions.
    Unfortunately I think he was too embarrassed after that to come to me, but I heard that he is now taking an education as a Data-technician (one of the possibilities of education I mentioned). I like to think that maybe I was a small part of that.
    Note: The other guy I just did some fun stuff with and redirected his sites and throttled his connection to a crawl. He gave up after a day or so.
    I didn't see either of them attempt again after this though.
    Edit: I didn't explain very well how I knew who it was. I know my neighbor (kids mother) and have helped them set up computers and network/internet. I know their external IP address for this reason and recognized it since one tends to get a memory for such things after a while doing it.

  • @dontjudge5719
    @dontjudge5719 5 лет назад +17

    2 dislikes after a minute since upload? Wow

  • @autumnreedy6349
    @autumnreedy6349 4 года назад +1

    Is pretend prostitution a thing? SERIOUSLY? Dude, in this climate I'll pretend to "passionately hug" someone for a few bucks, lmao. Cash only, no trades. XD

  • @hansbloodsmith
    @hansbloodsmith 5 лет назад +5

    *You Blank, He's Blank, I'm Blank!!! Is there anymore Blank that i should know?!*
    ..... Meoww......

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 5 лет назад

      I knew it, Im surrounded by blanks!
      ...Keep firing, blanks!

  • @venus4769
    @venus4769 4 года назад

    why is the first one honestly really polite just always asking for stuff lol

  • @saintcd775
    @saintcd775 5 лет назад +4

    I just realized this sounds like Oz from Oz Media....
    Wait a minute, am I having audio hallucinations again?

  • @grahamhaspassedaway4580
    @grahamhaspassedaway4580 5 лет назад

    I had a guy from my ISP (phone, TV, net provider) come to install some stuff a while back and he was telling me stories of stolen internet. His best one was when he was installing a TV system for an old guy and as he went to check the computer he found that there was an ethernet cable plugged into the router... which disappeared into the wall. This wasn't some internal wall with the cable going to another room... this was the shared wall with the house next door. The old guy said it had been there since he moved in, he had no idea what it was as he didn't know anything much about how tech worked. So the installer went and knocked next door and asked them what was going on. It was instantly obvious from their expressions that they knew all about it and knew they were busted. They wouldn't confirm anything openly. After thinking about it and talking to the old guy, he figured they had found out where the router was on a "welcome to the neighbourhood" visit, whilst gently probing old guy on IT stuff to determine whether he would realise anything. Once they knew how clueless he was, they'd waited till the old guy was out and drilled a hole in the wall through into his house. Then one of them came around for another friendly visit when he was in, whilst another poked the ethernet cable through. They likely waited until the old guy was in the loo or making some tea or something... wire up the head to the cable and plug it in, do some quick cleanup, and then they could steal bandwidth off him. Which they did, for several years.
    The sheer level of assholishness it takes to plan and carry that out is amazing.

  • @lailahberonio7370
    @lailahberonio7370 5 лет назад +3

    Some people can't just hold their inner karen...😂😂

  • @T4N7
    @T4N7 4 года назад

    since half the stories r about wifi I figured I'd put this wholesome tidbit here. my friend's neighbor has a wifi that's named "Tell My WiFi Love Her" n I thinks it's just the most adorable dad pun ever. hopefully this helped break up the depression of reading all these choosing beggar stories

  • @sugarchains1066
    @sugarchains1066 5 лет назад +3

    Deadass the way rslash said "full body" on that "imagine we are having sex" story made me drop my icie bc I wasnt expecting it 😭😭

  • @alexanderchristlieb6077
    @alexanderchristlieb6077 3 года назад +1

    Remember people no good deed goes unpunished do not share your Internet or anything with anyone for any reason

  • @Lazy_eye_blobFish
    @Lazy_eye_blobFish 5 лет назад +8

    Hi everyone! Hope you're having a great morning, please be safe on your way to work or school and enjoy your day. Be safe and everything that you do and just be good to each other. Take care and God bless, peace out everyone! 💚

  • @monical733
    @monical733 4 года назад

    How funny, I named my wifi "GetUrOwnWifi" too .. they asked me what I wanted to name it and that's the first thing that popped up in my head lol. I love when guest come over and ask for the wifi

  • @JohnSmith-xq1pz
    @JohnSmith-xq1pz 5 лет назад +5

    An online friend had a CB not even ask to use the Wi-Fi they hacked it (this was back when WPA encryption was just coming out and friend was still using WEP) The logs show they'd be using it for around 3 months. Needless to say friend upgrade their router moved it from the corner to center of the house and made damh sure the signal didn't reach the end of the yards
    Edit
    Oh and yes there was a entitled REEEEEEEEEEE!!! Involved lol

    • @techmaster170
      @techmaster170 5 лет назад +1

      Ah, the good ol days of WEP.

    • @JohnSmith-xq1pz
      @JohnSmith-xq1pz 5 лет назад

      @@techmaster170 Lol

    • @techmaster170
      @techmaster170 5 лет назад +1

      When I was a kid. The neighbor of my grandpa didnt have a password on their wifi. I connected and would just use social media and watch RUclips when I'd visit. Which wasn't for more than a couple hours. I decided to change the SSID to "this is my wifi now" with a 20 character long password. Also, set a 20 character long password on the browser based interface to manage the routers settings. It stayed like that for about a week. Then I found it set back to the factory default ssid with a password on it. Lol I was sad. Sure they called their ISP and asked how to factory reset the router.

    • @JohnSmith-xq1pz
      @JohnSmith-xq1pz 5 лет назад

      @@techmaster170 lol there's an open WiFi somewhere nearby that shows up in the WiFi lists time to time. (It's a weak single most of the time) I've thought about connecting to it and doings something like that.

    • @techmaster170
      @techmaster170 5 лет назад +1

      @@JohnSmith-xq1pz haha yeah you should check it out sometime just to see if you can get connected.

  • @kizzariojb8086
    @kizzariojb8086 5 лет назад

    A friend of mine's Mother In Law was doing the same thing. Among other things was stealing WIfi from the neighbour behind them. When I found this out, due to her bragging and laughing about it one night, calling the neighbour stupid for not having a password for it, I went ballistic as her and went to the neighbour, he was pissed as his internet had been running extremely slow for over a year and he didn't know why. Now he did and from then on made sure he put a password on it. Morale of the story. Don't steal from other people, even Internet, one day you will get caught out.

  • @skellytor8759
    @skellytor8759 5 лет назад +4

    I always leave a like at the point I laughed, the selfie stick thing got me cause that's some stuff I would say lmao

  • @reddragongrl
    @reddragongrl Год назад

    I know her pain. My stepdad did it to me, a teacher called someone who I thought was my friend, and then when I finally met him for the first time in my life, my biological dad.

  • @Windowliker
    @Windowliker 5 лет назад +3

    Fast as duck boy

  • @MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE
    @MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE 4 года назад

    The first one...damn just send a text in between you asking for shit and say, “Hey, how are you??” Lmao

  • @TheYeetiest
    @TheYeetiest 5 лет назад +6

    RSlash are a choosing beggar for asking for the security camera video "so _I_ can post it on _my_ channel. You will get great coverage!"
    Technicallythetruth m8

  • @zombieguy4444
    @zombieguy4444 10 месяцев назад

    "Who's this?"
    "Blank"
    "Sorry, I'm drawing a blank"
    Heh

  • @dontjudge5719
    @dontjudge5719 5 лет назад +5

    *BLANK* is a perfect name

  • @Wapiti_Jawz
    @Wapiti_Jawz 5 лет назад +1

    1:47 "I have 14 cats"
    Why stop there? Get a farm and get more!
    Speaking from experience, people drop off cats at our farm all the time, it breaks my heart to see this, but we always give them a good home ❤

  • @RumbleDelta
    @RumbleDelta 5 лет назад +3

    Does that first begger not realise that OP has their own lives?

  • @AmberWrath
    @AmberWrath 5 лет назад

    The first person isn't a choosing Beggar, she asked politely for a few favors, got turned down, didn't attack anyone, just tried again, I respect her

  • @blackwyvern9228
    @blackwyvern9228 5 лет назад +5

    03:41 didn’t you already read this one? Not complaining by the way.

  • @liminality8791
    @liminality8791 5 лет назад +2

    First one wasn’t a choosing beggar. Yeah, they tried to guilt trip OP but they offered to pay and give items back. Also, they took no as an answer and it was frequently accepted. Yeah they were needy but not a choosing beggar

  • @coreymicallef365
    @coreymicallef365 5 лет назад +3

    Did the "imagine having sex" thing remind anyone else of that scene in Demolition Man?

  • @spr1ngtoon
    @spr1ngtoon 4 года назад

    “Passionate hugging?” IM DEAD.

  • @Efsaaneh
    @Efsaaneh 5 лет назад +15

    Rslash voicing the first guy like a woman and I'm just sitting here like "He's just gay man why you voicing him like this"

    • @roejin7365
      @roejin7365 5 лет назад +1

      Tbh I don't think he realised xD

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 5 лет назад +6

      I mean, could be a girl dating a bi guy

  • @markharrisllb
    @markharrisllb 4 года назад

    We have a young man moved in above us last summer, his family move him in got everything new and he is a great lad. There was a hold up of about 3 weeks to get his WiFi in. He works as a computer nerd and WiFi is important to him. We let him use ours for the three weeks which we were happy to do. After the three weeks we got a thank you card with far too much money in, which we obviously refused. There’s still some good young folk in this world.

  • @Nic_2751
    @Nic_2751 5 лет назад +4

    Nothing like listening to rSlash during Spanish

    • @Izaraqio
      @Izaraqio 5 лет назад +1

      Give me your liver Godly name!

  • @angelcat2132
    @angelcat2132 4 года назад +2

    The WiFi name in the story around 9:54 i saw as an option in my WiFi pass word while painting someone’s house!