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  • Опубликовано: 19 сен 2019
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    r/Choosingbeggars This woman is demanding that someone give her a free iPhone, and then gets pissed off when nobody hands her a $1000 device. The craziest thing is that she demands that nobody give her a "poor person" Android. WTF? Lady, if you can't afford a phone and you're begging strangers for one, doesn't that make you the poor person?
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  4 года назад +3546

    🎵 It's Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday 🎵

    • @AlinLLJ
      @AlinLLJ 4 года назад +78

      no

    • @ktkennedy7421
      @ktkennedy7421 4 года назад +75

      Please no

    • @adamkk03
      @adamkk03 4 года назад +66

      Delete your comment please.

    • @doggo6776
      @doggo6776 4 года назад +74

      R slash the song goes
      Its friday friday gotta go to the area 51 raid on friday plz reply

    • @LeviAbercromby
      @LeviAbercromby 4 года назад +33

      rSlash hell yeah

  • @dizzydemeter
    @dizzydemeter 4 года назад +3525

    Wow, that computer guy has the patience of a saint.

    • @NezhaSBryne
      @NezhaSBryne 4 года назад +87

      dizzydemeter I wouldve blocked her after the voicemails

    • @ridingcdaoveritfilms8892
      @ridingcdaoveritfilms8892 4 года назад +29

      Oh God, no kidding

    • @bbygamingyt6734
      @bbygamingyt6734 4 года назад +27

      And the return was curse words and blame.

    • @kingkhai6261
      @kingkhai6261 4 года назад +10

      Behold a truth teller

    • @Name-zb5xx
      @Name-zb5xx 4 года назад +7

      dizzydemeter I would have fucked the pc up

  • @PuddingCat101
    @PuddingCat101 4 года назад +1262

    That last mother is so out of order. That guy has more patience than me, I would've blocked her and let her know that I can't tolerate that kind of language from anyone?! Man that guy is nice haha

    • @InternetinaNutshellChannel
      @InternetinaNutshellChannel 4 года назад +50

      It's nice people who entitle these people unfortunately.

    • @saadnaeem714
      @saadnaeem714 4 года назад +47

      He’s one of those people you would love to be friends with

    • @YamiNoSensei13
      @YamiNoSensei13 4 года назад +60

      IKR? He kept trying to reason with her as if she were actually capable of reasonable thought

    • @mustbetheSUN
      @mustbetheSUN 4 года назад +41

      We need a subreddit of actual nice guys for people like him

    • @hunding1978
      @hunding1978 4 года назад +17

      Even me (that is not a genius in computer) would have buy any computer on face value after just 5 min. At least test all the bus and check the boot sequence and a single stress test to see. In the end if she got a pc for 160$ + 90$ for some replacement part, that not that bad, all depending what she does with it. Don't expect to run too much thing but it can do the trick.
      My brother bought 2 computer for his kid for less than 400$, but all they do is play minecraft and roblox, and youtube.
      Damn it lady if you want a streaming PC you better have more than 250$
      CB these day......

  • @wafflekun9707
    @wafflekun9707 3 года назад +217

    That last story was just wow. This lady literally spit out her entire internal victim monologue onto this guy. He handled it like a boss though, hats off to you

  • @onlyamberrr9635
    @onlyamberrr9635 2 года назад +74

    Also the PC story, had me dying how the price she supposedly paid kept getting higher and higher 😂 first 160, then 200 then 250

  • @brandonputnam1687
    @brandonputnam1687 4 года назад +2064

    The PC guy was the nicest person ever offering to still build the girls PC.

    • @aflame69
      @aflame69 4 года назад +66

      Yeah that lady was crazy, she only spent 160 on a build. I spent $960 on mine and that was more on the tailored end. Although it was a custom with a nice case.

    • @9Seleador2
      @9Seleador2 4 года назад +14

      @@aflame69 Yeah, i think when i build my current pc it costed about 1700€, SSD was really expensive in 2015.

    • @aflame69
      @aflame69 4 года назад +5

      Sininen Sipuli yeah I got mine in 2016 actually and even bought a mouse, keyboard and 32” monitor off a guy for 200 bucks. So this person going insane over this almost minimalist amount is hilariously funny.

    • @TakoyuckyTheGross
      @TakoyuckyTheGross 4 года назад +5

      I’m the 69th person to leave a like on your comment

    • @owiskhair9844
      @owiskhair9844 4 года назад +13

      I kinda understand him tho. The mother was horrible but the girl could be nice and he didn't want her dream to get shattered.

  • @areallyroundseal7837
    @areallyroundseal7837 4 года назад +2192

    CB: “don’t talk to me again!!!”
    seller: “aight”
    CB: *sends 73 more messages*

    • @windowscrap1269
      @windowscrap1269 4 года назад +7

      🤣😭🤣😂🤣🤣😭😂🤣😂😭✨😭😂😭😂😂😭🤣😭😭🤣😂🤣😂🇮🇶😭👍😂🤣😂😭😂🇮🇶🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😭🤣😂😭😭

    • @skandisjvel1147
      @skandisjvel1147 4 года назад +18

      mmGMZ GT
      Uh, you okay?

    • @windowscrap1269
      @windowscrap1269 4 года назад +2

      Yetus Fetus yes lolzzz 🤣

    • @novicejaguar3339
      @novicejaguar3339 4 года назад +2

      💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩🤪💩💩💩💩

    • @tylerbowie3723
      @tylerbowie3723 4 года назад +5

      My response to cb in this situation:
      You are a sad strange little person, you have my pitty. *immediately blocks number*

  • @enerioffutt1881
    @enerioffutt1881 3 года назад +50

    Yugo: Dad, dad,dad, I squeak the toy, hear how good I squeak the toy, dead, aren't I a good boy to squeak the toy? Dad, Dad...why are you pounding your head on the desk, Dad? Dad, wanna hear me squeak my toy?

  • @katschroeder3089
    @katschroeder3089 4 года назад +69

    Oh but his “WHY do I I bother!!?” In the bloopers is an actual mood

  • @peblezQ
    @peblezQ 4 года назад +1733

    I love how laptop lady kept slowly adding numbers to the total of money she had to pay.

    • @thegrimrhino9871
      @thegrimrhino9871 4 года назад +10

      Ikr

    • @Stripedbottom
      @Stripedbottom 4 года назад +49

      That's what customers (read: scammers) often do. Only, like a true CB, she forgot that if someone promises to do something for you absolutely FREE, you're nobody's 'customer'

    • @viktorijakalinkinaite4727
      @viktorijakalinkinaite4727 4 года назад +11

      man i payed 700+ for my laptop and she is crying for losing 160
      i mean eh
      the funniest thing?
      half price i saved in years
      and other half was paid by my father even if he didnt have much money and we dont cry for paying this much money if it is a must (i need a pc because i was going to university in other city)

    • @ghostofaforgottenweedle
      @ghostofaforgottenweedle 4 года назад +3

      I just wonder that she didn't say she had to suck dick or something

    • @meatman8867
      @meatman8867 4 года назад +12

      It cost me $300 DOLLARS TO READ THIS COMMENT

  • @m_fox-8281
    @m_fox-8281 4 года назад +497

    The Puppybloopers were really nice to hear right after getting pissed at some random choosing beggar that didn't affect me whatsoever

    • @splithairchavez2081
      @splithairchavez2081 4 года назад +9

      Yea they piss me off aswell 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @amvymavy
      @amvymavy 3 года назад +4

      @@splithairchavez2081 yea

    • @thayah
      @thayah 3 года назад +3

      That was pure therapy after listening to all those toxic Karens right there🥺😍

    • @ImNotaRussianBot
      @ImNotaRussianBot 3 года назад +1

      A nice seesaw.

    • @josearellano2275
      @josearellano2275 3 года назад +1

      Yes

  • @BrettSonicBluBlumfieldVideos
    @BrettSonicBluBlumfieldVideos 4 года назад +11

    "...And how I'm solely responsible for...." Yugo whines "....Yugo!" You got that right! You're solely responsible for keeping Yugo content during your narrations. ;) LOL I do love these puppy bloopers!

  • @bicbiro1116
    @bicbiro1116 3 года назад +15

    Can I just say it’s so nice to hear that you’re obviously taking such good care of your pupper 😂 He sounds like a loopy loveable fuzzball

  • @evanshoulders3674
    @evanshoulders3674 4 года назад +887

    Woman: *asks man to build a computer for her daughter*
    Man: *agrees to do it*
    Woman: *calls him a peodo and threatens him*
    Man: *still agrees to do it*
    That guy has more patience than me

    • @pranavpranavi3935
      @pranavpranavi3935 3 года назад +20

      Thank you. Youre a good man. That guy should be president

    • @Pianomonium
      @Pianomonium 3 года назад +7

      yes he should, he'll let everybody get their way just because he can, and then someone will ask to make the country an anarchy and the guy will try to do his best to make it so.

    • @leagueofdead569
      @leagueofdead569 3 года назад +8

      @@Pianomonium well not really since the guy only agreed to do it still because it was for the daughter and she hadn't done anything wrong it was just her mother

    • @Pianomonium
      @Pianomonium 3 года назад

      @@leagueofdead569 idc, i talk bc i have thoughts that i need to type!

    • @Kai-pf9yv
      @Kai-pf9yv 3 года назад

      i would've gave it two her with something broken then said she brought it broken so she would have to buy it again and i would say the more amount of money one >;))

  • @treyjayray1859
    @treyjayray1859 4 года назад +2471

    If my fiance shames the ring I get her, I'm not marrying her anymore.

    • @mitch2456
      @mitch2456 4 года назад +91

      Facts

    • @rustyudder
      @rustyudder 4 года назад +184

      She did, and she's not with me anymore. She's still like this, and will probably always be unhappy. Oh well, I'm good now.

    • @rustyudder
      @rustyudder 4 года назад +96

      I was always embarrassed in shops and restaurants too. She's probably featured here lol

    • @cosplaymemories1487
      @cosplaymemories1487 4 года назад +98

      Dude I would be happy with an onion rings or a ring pop! XD

    • @rustyudder
      @rustyudder 4 года назад +39

      I read ring poop 🤭

  • @stephaniemossman7768
    @stephaniemossman7768 4 года назад +15

    This channel is exactly why I don’t get upset about people using reddit posts for channel content. The narration and subbed words make the posts infinitely better 😂 Way to not let the desire for monetization degrade the content. You use it to make the content even better!

  • @bionicbeard30
    @bionicbeard30 4 года назад +2

    Computer guy I hope you get a nice long hug from your loved ones after having to deal with that toxic woman. No good deed goes unpunished as they say.

  • @callumn2111
    @callumn2111 4 года назад +1494

    "Youre the reason I paid $160!"
    You wanted a gaming pc for $160. At that price, you'd be lucky it runs minesweeper.

    • @brofist4675
      @brofist4675 4 года назад +101

      @@jusey1 if you needed to replace parts, it didn't cost 180 did it.

    • @ImpudentInfidel
      @ImpudentInfidel 4 года назад +51

      A decent video card (as in, not good quality but it runs games) costs more than that all by itself. A good video card costs more than most gaming consoles. PC gaming is not cheap.

    • @asmylia9880
      @asmylia9880 4 года назад +28

      @@jusey1 you have to include the new parts you've exchanged into the costs as well. So no way it's below 200. And as long as you want to play more than just minesweeper and wanting to have an actual GAMING PC (I don't even think you know what that term means) , you have to pay at least 500 for decent CPU, GPU and hard drives. I'm not even counting in gaming mice or keyboards. Hence those things alone already do cost 150 EACH. It's nowhere near 180. And no, playing minecraft do not count as "gaming".

    • @MichiruSilvers
      @MichiruSilvers 4 года назад +25

      Yeah that woman is crazy. My gaming laptop cost me $1600

    • @ImpudentInfidel
      @ImpudentInfidel 4 года назад +1

      @@jusey1 Very nice.

  • @thelololomew709
    @thelololomew709 4 года назад +1000

    The legends say this woman is still texting..

    • @NikolassAvi
      @NikolassAvi 4 года назад +7

      Maybe now she still does it...

    • @popothegenie3035
      @popothegenie3035 4 года назад +6

      @@NikolassAvi she does op is still posting her text

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +2

      @@popothegenie3035 wait what she does??

    • @popothegenie3035
      @popothegenie3035 4 года назад +3

      @@randompromises1038 yes it just stopped today

    • @Ant-Eater
      @Ant-Eater 4 года назад

      Can i catch you

  • @flowercrownshyboi3583
    @flowercrownshyboi3583 3 года назад +65

    The 3rd story seems extremely sketchy, if Op went along with giving them their card and bank info wouldn't the CB call the cops and say Hey they stole my bank card and info?

    • @JosieJOK
      @JosieJOK 3 года назад +5

      Assuming it was her bank card and not a stolen one, yeah.

    • @SifGreyfang
      @SifGreyfang 2 года назад +4

      OP would have the conversation in their phone though

    • @nemthos2605
      @nemthos2605 Год назад

      either that or the CB just calls her back to order a new card and report the old card as lost

  • @Sky-ig4eq
    @Sky-ig4eq 4 года назад +22

    “EXCESSIVE BICKERING”. “That’s all!” “EVEN MORE EXCESSIVE BICKERING”.

  • @whotfismack
    @whotfismack 4 года назад +504

    i love how the pc lady kept saying “that’s all” and then continued to add more and more 😂

    • @urmomrequiem7173
      @urmomrequiem7173 3 года назад +3

      Because that's all, yknow?

    • @bladerunner3314
      @bladerunner3314 3 года назад +6

      i often see that with christians
      they lose the argument, say they're done, I reply "ok" and they keep coming back

    • @mrprincemusicandgaming
      @mrprincemusicandgaming 2 года назад +1

      We need a full vid of yugo.

    • @JesusRoseAgain
      @JesusRoseAgain 2 года назад +2

      People like this made me quit doing computers for people

  • @michie666
    @michie666 4 года назад +3479

    PC woman...how did you read that horribly spelled crap without getting a headache?

    • @jimmydanielroberts
      @jimmydanielroberts 4 года назад +164

      R/ihadastroke

    • @jaiyapapaya
      @jaiyapapaya 4 года назад +155

      Honestly, I just wanna know how he figured out where the sentences began and ended

    • @thatwolffe3802
      @thatwolffe3802 4 года назад +83

      I am guessing shes the type that talks into the phone to write texts, i fucking hate people who do that.

    • @Bierstadt54
      @Bierstadt54 4 года назад +34

      My head hurts. Please don't hurt us, senpai.

    • @olyviermonteau4300
      @olyviermonteau4300 4 года назад +6

      R/tifu

  • @hodgeelmwood8677
    @hodgeelmwood8677 3 года назад +8

    Computer guy: I did tell you I couldn't make an accurate assessment in five minutes and with no internet, and you decided to buy it anyway.
    Woman: Well you should have known I'd blame you for that! That's why it's your fault!

  • @GMSryBut
    @GMSryBut 3 года назад +8

    "Wall of text."
    CB: THATS ALL
    A new Wall of text.

  • @shanellpugh9546
    @shanellpugh9546 4 года назад +394

    "THATS ALL!" *proceeds to write a long book of her crazy thoughts*

  • @nogamerhere3909
    @nogamerhere3909 4 года назад +593

    That last woman be like: "I'm sorry i said those horrible things to you...but also it's your fault that i said those things.

    • @skylerdrake9100
      @skylerdrake9100 4 года назад +20

      I can only imagine that she’s single for a reason

    • @nogamerhere3909
      @nogamerhere3909 4 года назад +7

      @@skylerdrake9100 i mean we all know women can never be wrong

    • @skylerdrake9100
      @skylerdrake9100 4 года назад +7

      No Gamer Here true 💀💀💀💀 lmaoaooo she is why I hate people

    • @nogamerhere3909
      @nogamerhere3909 4 года назад +4

      @@skylerdrake9100 i don't blame ya 😂

    • @skylerdrake9100
      @skylerdrake9100 4 года назад +7

      No Gamer Here I promise we aren’t all like that tho 😂🥺

  • @ThePC-eh2lt
    @ThePC-eh2lt 2 года назад +17

    I love it when these CBs spend a ridiculous amount of time drafting up these insanely long messages and get no replies from OP. Just knowing how much time they’re losing with nothing but silence on the other end is immensely satisfying.

  • @allegedchicken5406
    @allegedchicken5406 2 года назад +1

    Your dog is the cutest little bugger! I lost it when I heard the squeaky toy. That was EXACTLY what I needed after those rage inducing stories.

  • @invisigoth510
    @invisigoth510 4 года назад +238

    Omg. The minute that crazy woman called him a pedo he should have told her to eff off & blocked her

    • @austindraws4876
      @austindraws4876 4 года назад +9

      If anyone accused me of being a pedo she getting a Canadian style lumberjack match (irony: I’m southern)

  • @BubblyBlackbird
    @BubblyBlackbird 4 года назад +1032

    "Welcome to r/ChoosingBeggars, where exposure pays the bills."
    Well hey, if you're a stripper, exposure really *does* pay the bills.

    • @Cometsarecool
      @Cometsarecool 4 года назад +20

      Well, she's not wrong.

    • @greenshirt362
      @greenshirt362 4 года назад +9

      LMAOOOOOO

    • @Miniminer1999
      @Miniminer1999 4 года назад +10

      This is messed up, and true..

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +18

      strippers seem to get more respect than everyone in this video unfortunate enough to deal with these choosing beggars

    • @logando3305
      @logando3305 4 года назад +5

      Well, its not a lie...

  • @Sinful_Solution
    @Sinful_Solution 2 года назад +4

    The puppy bloopers always me me laugh and smile with happiness. Best part, love it

  • @brittanyspieker7144
    @brittanyspieker7144 4 года назад +6

    I like how the man who was helping the woman with the pc left the daughter out of it and wished her a bright and happy future.

  • @purplelilly28
    @purplelilly28 4 года назад +734

    Dog: give me all da love
    Rslash: I’m busy
    Dog: I don’t care GIVE ME LOOOOVVVEEEE

  • @hollyheart8642
    @hollyheart8642 4 года назад +426

    Rslash: *Trying to film a video*
    Yugo: *Demonic squeaking*

    • @rosedimond999
      @rosedimond999 3 года назад +13

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @77gravity
      @77gravity 2 года назад +17

      Funniest part of the whole video. Squeak squeak squeak.

  • @jjstuartonwriting8150
    @jjstuartonwriting8150 3 года назад +5

    Love your dog! Satisfying stories, great radio voice, and puppy bloopers? Becoming one of my favorite channels my man. Keep up the good work.

  • @masterman2224
    @masterman2224 3 года назад +9

    "Im a master of psychology as well... So anyway I started crying in public"

  • @FRIEDFISHPLZ
    @FRIEDFISHPLZ 4 года назад +154

    This last lady is bizzare. She sounds like shes trying to apologize and not really at the same time. Also, I think she needs specific meds.

    • @RawkLobstah88
      @RawkLobstah88 4 года назад +10

      She's doing the thing where she thinks she's being diplomatic.

    • @yalsha4686
      @yalsha4686 4 года назад +2

      Either that or she says ''nicer things'' to be able to quote herself in the future saying ''but I apologized etc.'' The weirder thing is, it seems like she does not realize she's texting, the phrasing/words are obviously typed as she thinks them, while being all emotional about this. Her comments were very repetitive as well. She could have easily resumed everything in like, 4-5 lines? Maybe. Haha

    • @denisehahn1119
      @denisehahn1119 4 года назад +1

      The poor daughter has so little chance in life. 🤦‍♀️

    • @TipTheScales27
      @TipTheScales27 4 года назад

      Nah she’s trying to gaslight the situation towards her favor, even though she is clearly the asshole. I feel so bad for her daughter

  • @kandiiii
    @kandiiii 4 года назад +571

    I just feel bad for the PC guy, the nicest guy ever and that woman's daughter. :(

    • @DieuGamer1929
      @DieuGamer1929 4 года назад +26

      Hope the daughter don't become like her mother...

    • @ohoh5438
      @ohoh5438 4 года назад +5

      Dude hes the sweetest thing 🥺

    • @the_darkgameryt
      @the_darkgameryt 4 года назад

      Dieu Gamer same

  • @splats9671
    @splats9671 4 года назад +3

    Love how rSlash keeps in mind not everyone looks at the video. Was drawing when the picture was described and it gave me a rough idea of it

  • @bakercookies1341
    @bakercookies1341 3 года назад +1

    I wish I lived next door! I would gladly spoil Hugo with walks, playtime and "Puppicinos" while you worked. Love puppy bloopers... they make my day!!!😊

  • @infinitelives1119
    @infinitelives1119 4 года назад +332

    That ring is basically my ring and I love it. The stones are supposed to represent past, present, and future. I'm legit a bit peeved she's crapping on my ring. Asshole. 🤣

    • @josephineszworc413
      @josephineszworc413 4 года назад +10

      Infinite Lives 😄😄 I like it

    • @midnight.roses369
      @midnight.roses369 4 года назад +29

      The ring was beautiful, I didn't see anything wrong with it

    • @legowhite2
      @legowhite2 4 года назад +15

      Don’t worry guys! It was for his side chick

    • @tinajfahey
      @tinajfahey 4 года назад +5

      Same mine is a 3 stone ring too and it's perfect. We got the wedding ring and eternity ring custom made into a 3 piece set. ❤

    • @imahumanperson8374
      @imahumanperson8374 4 года назад +4

      Legowhite Hopefully his side chick is better than his main squeeze!

  • @frogsmoss
    @frogsmoss 4 года назад +197

    Lady - "Don't contact me every again"
    * Precedes to send an abundance of text messages even though she keeps saying the conversation is over*

    • @elizakohl8922
      @elizakohl8922 4 года назад +7

      -Little Bits- I don’t understand why these people don’t just block these CBs as soon as shit hits the fan.

    • @perper4858
      @perper4858 4 года назад +11

      -"That's all"
      *10 minutes later*
      -*continues writing and writing *

    • @mariojudah9865
      @mariojudah9865 4 года назад +3

      Kayla Campbell
      Bc they want to post it on reddit and they want to see the text messages

    • @pugglesaurusrex7425
      @pugglesaurusrex7425 4 года назад +1

      deadass read abundance as ambulance

    • @bruhkan457
      @bruhkan457 4 года назад

      @@elizakohl8922 Because then you can post on Reddit and entertain people's day.

  • @Jaydeeene
    @Jaydeeene 4 года назад +4

    They say the woman is still texting him and his patience is still calm to this day

  • @Gothdancer67
    @Gothdancer67 4 года назад +3

    It’s amazing the guy kept his calm through all that garbage. And I love what you added at the end with a dog that was so sweet

  • @SoreonBrokeIt
    @SoreonBrokeIt 4 года назад +92

    She got a pc for gaming at 160 dollars?
    Of course there'd be problems, the guy has some serious patience with this woman.
    Huge respect to him.

    • @mistermegagaming9032
      @mistermegagaming9032 2 года назад +3

      first she said 160, then 200, then 250, she keeps adding the price to make it seem worse lol

    • @WibbledIsCool
      @WibbledIsCool Год назад

      bro a shit pc is smtn like 400

    • @Aethenthebored
      @Aethenthebored Год назад +2

      @@mistermegagaming9032 Well, the computer was 160, then she got a dongle which was 40 (200 total), then she added gas from driving around 50 (250 total). The gas one is the worst, because she just took the cost of filling up her whole tank, but it was obviously low already. Well... no, the whole thing was the worst, because she is ridiculous.

  • @Mahami92
    @Mahami92 4 года назад +322

    CB: "Don't EVER contact me again!"
    OP: "Okay, have a nice life."
    Also CB: *Sends a barrages of text, trying to justify words to OP.*
    Makes me wonder why this dude didn't file for harassment or block this crazed person.

    • @DigitalJedi
      @DigitalJedi 4 года назад +22

      I'd have gone for the harrassment charges, but, I'd have left them unblocked both to see how far they spiraled and to collect more evidence of said harassment.

    • @mrn234
      @mrn234 4 года назад

      Sounds to me like the last try to squeeze something out of him or something.

    • @beardlessdragon
      @beardlessdragon 4 года назад +1

      He took one for the team so we could have this gem of a r/CB post

    • @Iced9
      @Iced9 4 года назад +1

      The sad thing is if he blocked her she'd act like she won and had the moral highground. You really can't argue with crazy people

    • @CosimaNonymouse
      @CosimaNonymouse 4 года назад

      "That is all" and I can't help but let out a sigh of relief but oh, how it didn't end there.

  • @d962831
    @d962831 3 года назад +3

    The projection of the CB computer guy dealt with is astonishing

  • @moshi851
    @moshi851 4 года назад +2

    I was sorting through my computer while listening to this and turned over to see the drawing theyd sent, honestly such a nice thing to do to tell any listeners what it looked like! havent seen anybody else do that but it is very appreciated, especially if you're like me and your vision is p trash

  • @Fanatic-jd6sw
    @Fanatic-jd6sw 4 года назад +253

    Says she never meant to hurt him then insulted him and repeatedly put the blame on him as well as repeatedly saying the same s#it over and over again and overall just making her situation worse.

    • @audreym3908
      @audreym3908 4 года назад +22

      I know. Can't wait till the "small claims court" story comes out lol.

    • @j.5790
      @j.5790 4 года назад

      *oof*

    • @joaquing7328
      @joaquing7328 4 года назад

      #it

    • @Fanatic-jd6sw
      @Fanatic-jd6sw 4 года назад +4

      @Wubba Wubba good point

  • @fantomssquad4409
    @fantomssquad4409 4 года назад +659

    “The post about ring shamming”
    Me commenting: Seeing how u are that ring is probably for his side chick

    • @ludanchi
      @ludanchi 4 года назад +21

      this comment is underrated

    • @DavidandClara
      @DavidandClara 4 года назад +27

      Ring shaming groups remind me why I’ll probably never get married. To those in groups like that : Be happy anyone ever wanted you.

    • @imahumanperson8374
      @imahumanperson8374 4 года назад +4

      DAV!D&CLARA Lmao

    • @somecrazdude2412
      @somecrazdude2412 4 года назад +4

      @@DavidandClara
      Different vision of marriage, but same vibes here. If I get to that point, I know the person for me would be someone who's fine with something does the bare minimum of visually saying "I'm married, back off".
      Plus, easier to be satisfied if both parties draft together what ring they'd like, rather than expecting a surprise they hopefully like.
      Though damn, I can't blame anyone for not wanting to get married at all.

    • @heeheee8164
      @heeheee8164 4 года назад +1

      Fantoms Squad I thought the same thing

  • @tiaraeg
    @tiaraeg 3 года назад +5

    The way he says "butthole" makes me laugh everytime!

  • @PunnamarajVinayakTejas
    @PunnamarajVinayakTejas 4 года назад +3

    rSlash: "For those of you listening, not watching"
    Me, playing on my phone: "Whoa how did he know"

  • @grimmseti
    @grimmseti 4 года назад +555

    >Doesn't want peoples' "poor people" Androids.
    >Is too poor to afford an Android.
    SMH

    • @Endercass
      @Endercass 4 года назад +19

      LOL and android is better than iPhones anyways

    • @musse8756
      @musse8756 4 года назад +7

      Endercass 8508 Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here, buddy.

    • @Endercass
      @Endercass 4 года назад +14

      @@musse8756 ya ok apple user

    • @amberlance3221
      @amberlance3221 4 года назад +19

      To anyone supporting Apple, please know that the staff are expected to meet insane targets and the customers are the worst (high volume of staff turnover is understandable).. I once had a customer who wanted a new iPad because she was so angry, she managed to snap/bend the device, she was hysterical when she realised she would have to pay for repairs/replacement..
      I personally would NEVER work there again and cringe when I hear people say Apple is better, it really isn't (just overpriced and over marketed) 👍

    • @lefthanded5473
      @lefthanded5473 4 года назад +4

      Amberlance Your comment has nothing to do with apple products, duchey customers don’t make a product bad, you’re also assuming that people who buy android devices aren’t like that (which isn’t true).

  • @Fede_uyz
    @Fede_uyz 4 года назад +217

    Person: gives 40 bucks to CB
    CB: here's my card :D
    CB: steps out, calls the bank "yeah my card got stolen"
    Bank: cancels the previous card
    CB: picks up new card
    Fast forwards to the 28th CB spends all of her money and never pays back

    • @brunobucciarati834
      @brunobucciarati834 4 года назад +14

      This is exactly what i thought haha

    • @charliew12phaeton28
      @charliew12phaeton28 4 года назад +5

      I don't have a bank card and was getting confused how she was going to scan him so thanks for that!

    • @Fede_uyz
      @Fede_uyz 4 года назад +7

      @@charliew12phaeton28 yeah, also cards are stupid cheap, maybe 5bucks and banks many time issue them for.free if they were stolen or you can get certain amounts of re issues per year for free too, so really at most CB would loose 5 bucks, but most likely she'll pay 0 for the new card

    • @doggothepooper732
      @doggothepooper732 4 года назад

      @@Fede_uyz cards here are free from start, at least the one i got was

    • @Fede_uyz
      @Fede_uyz 4 года назад

      @@doggothepooper732 yeah, the first couple ones usually are

  • @boisegameshowguy
    @boisegameshowguy 3 года назад +4

    2:00 🤣 “She’s birthday.”
    Hello Birthday, I’m anniversary!

  • @evyschaefer6529
    @evyschaefer6529 2 года назад +1

    I just love the Puppy Bloopers at the end. Give Hugo a tummy rub for me!

  • @Amber-uh5rz
    @Amber-uh5rz 4 года назад +182

    Entitled PC mom:
    "DON'T TEXT ME ANYMORE" "That's all" "That's all I have to say"
    Also Entitled PC mom:
    *continues sending texts every 5 minutes*

  • @nerdyguy1306
    @nerdyguy1306 4 года назад +159

    CB: Can I have your Art
    OP: you gonna pay
    CB: *exposure, take it or leave it*

  • @whizz_0711
    @whizz_0711 2 года назад +1

    Puppy bloopers so cute 😂
    And the whole time you were reading the texts I was like “this Bij still talking?”

  • @taurinokohoo4733
    @taurinokohoo4733 4 года назад +4

    Ok officially love this channel, I normally like listening to stories while doing my digital art and loved how you explained whats happening cause I hate going back and forth too see the picture

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne 4 года назад +148

    When people are really cruel to you and say "that's not who I am", what they mean is "That's who I really am, I just can't maintain the mask when I'm angry"

    • @Avarioth
      @Avarioth 4 года назад

      You can tell a lot about a person's character, from what they're like when they're angry. Not everything of course, cause anger does make people dumber and more irrational, but the lowering of restraints does mean, that some stuff comes out that they just haven't EXPRESSED before they got angry. Even when someone says cruel shit they DON'T actually think/feel, you still discovered that this is a type of person, who wants your feelings to be hurt when they're mad, which is also a bad sign...

  • @blucat5223
    @blucat5223 4 года назад +40

    4:17 omg this is so real.... My mother delievered the Houston Chronicle news paper and SEVERAL people called to complain that they didn't get their paper during hurricane Harvey.... people were literarly dying.... even if my mother was some how able to get out in the storm, the paper would have been washed out in the flooding..... seriously the streets looked like rapid rivers.

  • @ladykay5891
    @ladykay5891 3 года назад +2

    I love listening to Yugo. I know you like to record without his interruptions but the odd squeak from a toy is ok in my opinion. Your regular subs understand lol. Give yugo a good tummy rub from me.

  • @jameselliot6523
    @jameselliot6523 3 года назад +2

    "15 muHpiBuPS bad" HAHAHAHA. Love your videos man.

  • @samhurst735
    @samhurst735 4 года назад +282

    Mom from the last story: “that’s all I have to say”
    “AND ANOTHER THING”

    • @iliasbounja4249
      @iliasbounja4249 4 года назад +4

      Another one.

    • @martinxy1291
      @martinxy1291 4 года назад +1

      Me: Ah, fuck me

    • @greenbozoa5797
      @greenbozoa5797 4 года назад +1

      *And another ONE*

    • @Giananora
      @Giananora 4 года назад

      Jeez, it's like if Columbo were a Karen

    • @kattheghost3836
      @kattheghost3836 4 года назад +2

      "Our client Lemi Weeks is innocent, call your first witness, that's all you had to say."
      "Okay... ONE MORE THING-"

  • @galaxiarcia41
    @galaxiarcia41 4 года назад +180

    i died when he said "muhbipups" instead of m b p s/megabits per second

    • @christianstachl
      @christianstachl 4 года назад +12

      iirc he did that already once or twice in older videos and you're right, it's always hilarious. But the "uou" in the last story was nice, too :D

    • @dorsvenabili5573
      @dorsvenabili5573 4 года назад +4

      Hahah yeah I love it when he does this, it’s hilarious 😂

    • @Spartacusse
      @Spartacusse 4 года назад +2

      It's actually mega BITS per second, as Mega bytes would have the M in upper case (Mbps).
      Also, most speed test websites and apps display the speed in megabits, 15 Megabytes/s time 8 would be 120mbps. 15 mbps (around 2 Megabytes/s) is pretty much what you see in 2.4Ghz wifi, 5Ghz wifi would be needed to reach those speeds (120mbps) and it's relatively new, so it's unlikely a choosing beggar who can't pay their own ISP bill would have one, I could be wrong though.

    • @observeddust8923
      @observeddust8923 4 года назад +1

      Mbps = megabits per second
      MBps = megabytes per second
      Its different

  • @stormworksbuildsmovies2151
    @stormworksbuildsmovies2151 3 года назад +2

    I love it when a youtuber's dog shows up in a video and it completely distracts the youtuber

  • @sarephbtmistari8909
    @sarephbtmistari8909 3 года назад +8

    "You can hold onto my card" is beggarnese for "This is likely stolen or straight up fake"

  • @guh___
    @guh___ 4 года назад +245

    "poor people Androids"
    *Looks at Google, Samsung, One Plus, Huawei, and more*

    • @daanyaal1737
      @daanyaal1737 4 года назад +25

      Typical isheep logic

    • @r34p3r5
      @r34p3r5 4 года назад +27

      Poor people androids? POOR PEOPLE ANDROIDS!!?
      (Call me crazy if you want to) ANDROIDS ARE THE SUPERIOR TO IPHONES!!! GIVEN THE CHOICE I WOULD BUY A SAMSUNG!!!

    • @matankesselman456
      @matankesselman456 4 года назад +2

      @GlassyRain0 same. But the fact that devices like the xiaomi POCO f1 exist means that people can get high specs at a lower price.

    • @CazadorSlayer
      @CazadorSlayer 4 года назад +11

      @GlassyRain0 Pssht, everything spies on you nowadays. Apple is probably even worse.

    • @poopenfarten7194
      @poopenfarten7194 4 года назад

      The Poor people androids they meant were probably the very cheap phones for very little money I’m not defending them I’m just clarifying what they may have meant

  • @tomas7046
    @tomas7046 4 года назад +141

    The way your dog is during videos is basically how my bird is, just demands attention FOR FREE. He does the same thing and they are different animals, so cool. I love animals

    • @Cometsarecool
      @Cometsarecool 4 года назад +5

      "Ok, your free trial is up. Here are the costs:
      Head pat session- 4 treats
      Belly rub session- 5 treats
      But scratch- 3 treats

    • @yusef5137
      @yusef5137 4 года назад +1

      Tomas ikr birds are so loud I have 2 😂

    • @plasmariot8099
      @plasmariot8099 4 года назад

      My cat likes to knock my phone out of my hand if I am looking at it instead of constantly paying attention to her

    • @tomas7046
      @tomas7046 4 года назад

      @@plasmariot8099 Kinda the same with my bird. He will attack my phone if I am watching videos on it. Really cute but worry he is gonna crack my screen one day haha

  • @kyanshi
    @kyanshi 2 года назад

    PUPPER WANTS PLAY, PLAY WITH PUPPER!!!
    I love the puppy bloopers! after hearing such aggravating stories hearing you two lightens my mood back to normal lol

  • @cassiebrooke2490
    @cassiebrooke2490 2 года назад

    These puppy bloopers are so adorable!!! He sounds like a happy dog when he has his squeaky toy. It's adorable

  • @chunkymonkey4275
    @chunkymonkey4275 4 года назад +248

    Choosing beggar: “she is birthday”
    **minutes later**
    Choosing beggar: “it’s okay she is my best friend”
    Me: *”but I thought she was a birthday”*
    **surprised pikachu face**

  • @skullcandy3935
    @skullcandy3935 4 года назад +195

    Choosing beggars is one of my favorites. And entitled parents

    • @overlordmogg9103
      @overlordmogg9103 4 года назад

      Mine is comedy cemetery

    • @ScyutsBlckCloud
      @ScyutsBlckCloud 4 года назад +2

      SkullCandy malicious compliance as well and nuclear Revenge could be added to the list.

    • @BlackLavender625
      @BlackLavender625 4 года назад

      ok

    • @morenmore334
      @morenmore334 4 года назад

      Skullcandy my favorite is blessed image,blurse image, abd entitled parents

    • @bookapillar
      @bookapillar 4 года назад +1

      Choosing Beggers is my absolute favorite and Entitled parents/people and amithebutthole lol

  • @Far2hip
    @Far2hip 3 года назад +1

    Yugo, lol. Killing me, lol. 🤣🤣🤣 I think this is one of the best PB’rs. Relentless until submission, lol. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @denisa7090
    @denisa7090 4 года назад +1

    Love the ending so much! Doggie just wants all the love 🥰

  • @Pocketnemo
    @Pocketnemo 4 года назад +346

    MotorFucker?
    Wasnt there that one guy on my strange addiction who married his car?

    • @overlordmogg9103
      @overlordmogg9103 4 года назад +8

      Didn't he have a car named cinnamon or some other stripper name

    • @GiantDwarf_02
      @GiantDwarf_02 4 года назад +13

      Yeaaaaa he had an “intimate” relationship with his car in which he would kiss it and not let anyone else drive it

    • @clairedaw9006
      @clairedaw9006 4 года назад +14

      @@overlordmogg9103 if I recall the episode correctly, the car was called Chase

    • @Nokomomo22
      @Nokomomo22 4 года назад +5

      Great. Now the song is stuck in my head.

    • @MazaAzi
      @MazaAzi 4 года назад +6

      You know how some kids "watched the Wrong animal cartoon" or "understood the adult joke in the animal cartoon movie" became furries?
      Same thing but with the Cars movies

  • @angelaacevedo2892
    @angelaacevedo2892 4 года назад +74

    7:34
    I honestly felt my heart break for the man, I've been in a relationship with my bf for about 4 years now and I've been praying for the day that my bf would get down on his knees to ask me to marry him; I thought that the ring was beautiful. To think that this woman would actually shame the ring that her man got her (probably to ask her to marry him), shows me that she doesn't truly love him and he deserves someone better; I wouldn't care if my wedding ring had a diamond or not, i wouldn't care if the diamond was fake or real, hell i wouldn't even care if the ring was plastic or rubber.. As long as my man wants to be with me, to love me and to be in my life all together then I'm happy with it.
    Sorry i didn't mean to get all emotional, its just that woman really bothered me; I fucking hate choosingbeggars but i fucking love rSlash and can't stop watching his videos lol

    • @AnneDalton82
      @AnneDalton82 4 года назад +7

      My fiance and I are not rich in any way, and have a daughter together that at the time was just two weeks old.. He proposed with a handmade ring he made from walnut wood in our garage... I cried in joy. I get to spend the rest of my life with him now. He then bought a silver plated ring (called an Irish claudagh, hope I spelled it right) with an amethyst stone heart in the center because it was my daughter and I's birth stone (: I'm in love with this ring, and my fiance, because he didn't waste money on some dumb diamond bullcrap.. he gave me something that means so, so much to me. I adore it, because it's my wedding band, I told him never to buy something else for me because this is all I want. In the Irish culture, this ring represents Love, Friendship, and Loyalty... The three things I could ever need or want from such a terrific person!
      It's not about the value they cost, or how big of a wedding you get(I'm having no more than a small celebration with all my family, held in my grandmother's backyard, which is exactly how I want it), it's the fact that you get to promise each other forever and happiness. That woman has it so goddamn twisted. Hope she never gets married till she's really ready, as of now, she is n o t.
      I call him my rock, he always quips back that I'm his gem (:

    • @angelaacevedo2892
      @angelaacevedo2892 4 года назад +4

      @@AnneDalton82 i wish you all the joy and happiness in the world because you clearly deserve it, you and your family sound like great people and i am in love with your comment ❤.

    • @yemsuh
      @yemsuh 4 года назад +4

      angela acevedo most wholesome comment thread I read in a long time

    • @angelaacevedo2892
      @angelaacevedo2892 4 года назад +3

      @@yemsuh thank you ❤ your comment just made my day lol you're the best 😊

    • @aspenpawarts9333
      @aspenpawarts9333 4 года назад +2

      I would be happy, and prob would only be mad is he was reaaaally rich or something, and chose to get a trashy one. If you can’t afford t, that’s 1 thing, if you choose your once in a lifetime wedding isn’t worth it when you could be ok without the money and very easily afford it, that’s another thing

  • @Gems-of-Hope-Rocks
    @Gems-of-Hope-Rocks Год назад +2

    I absolutely LOVE puppy bloopers. Please start video recording them!

  • @matthewkrupa-gregory9682
    @matthewkrupa-gregory9682 3 года назад

    I love hearing the squeaks in the background, then hearing them next to the mike as he runs back and forth 😂😂

  • @PrincessAries86
    @PrincessAries86 4 года назад +50

    That review about the fridge repair and hurricane dorian reminded me of one left for my work. This guy gave us a one star and was MAD that their were fire trucks in the way that he couldn't find parking and when he got inside his food was not ready for his togo pick up. I mean, heaven forbid there is a fire going on and your food isn't ready.

    • @lexor911
      @lexor911 4 года назад +9

      I got a 1 star review at my business as well. We have Tesla chargers in our parking lot. A couple had parked to charge their vehicle at 0213 and started to walk around the property. I informed them, that they needed to stay in the Tesla charging area as our property was closed for the night. About 30 minutes later i get the call that alarms have gone off and police are in route. I race over and see its them and cancel the police order. The couple had been pulling on the doors looking for a building that was open to use the bathrooms. When i told them that the bathrooms were closed and that police had been dispatched because they had set off alarms they went ballistic and I ended up issuing them a notice of trespassing. Sure thing the next evening when I got in, one of the office staff had on my desk a print out of a 1 star yelp review for the mall. We all had a good laugh about it as they were on footage mucking about the site being dumb assess.
      TL;DR: People are entitled pricks that do not listen or care to understand the world around them.

    • @PrincessAries86
      @PrincessAries86 4 года назад +1

      @@lexor911 I know. It boggles my mind at how dumb an entitled people are.

    • @Lunarlilly
      @Lunarlilly 4 года назад +1

      I worked for an answering service when Harvey hit and one woman was furious when she called wanting extra medical equipment. I told her I am sorry but the company evacuated and unfortunately she would have to call 911 if she felt it was an emergency. She screamed we better get in a row boat and get to her house.

    • @UnchainedAmerica
      @UnchainedAmerica 4 года назад

      Reminds me of a recent video of a Wendy's going down in flames and the lady wants a refund while the place was ON FIRE!

  • @roadtrip4690
    @roadtrip4690 4 года назад +141

    "Poor people androids"
    **Me glares at the ridiculous Samsung Galaxy Fold price tag**

    • @MythicalCrayon
      @MythicalCrayon 4 года назад +11

      back when i got my Note 9 it retailed at 1k....1 fucking thousand dollars and i hear "poor people androids" bitch... really?! Thats a dumb idiot right there LOL

    • @Mark-xy9ol
      @Mark-xy9ol 4 года назад +5

      Sara Whitmore My dad’s Galaxy 9 was around about almost a thousand dollars when it first came out. I couldn’t believe it but he managed to pay for one 😂

    • @nicholasdavoli2973
      @nicholasdavoli2973 4 года назад +5

      I know right, I'm currently working on paying off my s 10 and it pisses me off so much when people say android are for "poor people"

    • @theruinerofchats
      @theruinerofchats 4 года назад +4

      i picked up my s8 after it came out and they was about 1k. quite a pretty penny. Im still using it, lasted longer then my old iphone

    • @greenbozoa5797
      @greenbozoa5797 4 года назад +3

      Androids are better than iPhones in my opinion

  • @thetableoflegend9814
    @thetableoflegend9814 3 года назад +4

    I love how not only does she accuse him of being a pedo, she claims he said himself that he is a pedo
    What balls

  • @AminuDark
    @AminuDark 4 года назад

    Bad idea to watch this after arguing with someone lmaooo. I can feel this guy’s frustration.

  • @itsjaelyn2505
    @itsjaelyn2505 4 года назад +120

    RSLASH: You wants some pets? You wants some cuddles?
    Me: YES I WANTS THY PETS PLEASE

  • @bubblesdarke5226
    @bubblesdarke5226 4 года назад +13

    God I love the puppy bloopers. They make my day immensely better.

  • @beagolden5629
    @beagolden5629 3 года назад +1

    Ok. The puppybloopers just made this my new favorite channel. My dog (Crash) also wants the squeaky toy. Lol

  • @mobiusstripper7279
    @mobiusstripper7279 2 года назад +1

    My cat's name is Hugo too. Every time his name is said during bloopers, he quizzically looks up from his nap towards my phone. Lol

  • @dorkfish1275
    @dorkfish1275 4 года назад +118

    That wasn't puppybloopers, that was squeakpocolypse.
    And I laughed all through it.

    • @cosplaymemories1487
      @cosplaymemories1487 4 года назад +1

      I love both of these! XD squakpocolypse and apupalypse! XD

  • @pauldavisjr.3284
    @pauldavisjr.3284 4 года назад +55

    That bf should publicly dump her instead of proposing to her.

    • @Sakiko23
      @Sakiko23 4 года назад +8

      That's a fact. The minute anyone shows their true colours in that matter they should be dumped before it's too late.
      However, some people are smarter than that and will wait till after marriage to show those because they know it's difficult for their partner to get out of it then.

  • @pendraggon4080
    @pendraggon4080 Год назад +1

    Puppy just wants Love & Attention, and maybe some Food too.
    But more than anything else, the desire to Drive you Crazy.

  • @paulmenez5737
    @paulmenez5737 3 года назад

    Love the way you kept saying "uou". Seriously thinking making it into a ring tone. Hahaha. Listened to this more than once. My son overheard what I was listening to, had to explain that "uou" is just a misspelled "you".

  • @prncsskris
    @prncsskris 4 года назад +42

    The last story said that’s all like 3 times, and then keeps texting... he stopped talking so long ago 😂

  • @celtichistory
    @celtichistory 4 года назад +54

    The computer mom argues the way my mother does. Very manipulative with very little actual fact

    • @McSnezzly
      @McSnezzly 4 года назад +6

      My mom’s the same way. Super abusive. I haven’t talked with her for months because she “took back” her apology for abusing me lmfao

    • @skxtterquick6657
      @skxtterquick6657 4 года назад +3

      Same. She is extremely manipulative, I no longer love with her at least though.

  • @skippy8696
    @skippy8696 3 года назад +1

    I thought the refrigerator guy had a legitimate point until the hurricane came up and I was like '...oh.' 😂😂

  • @linkjsn
    @linkjsn 3 года назад

    I love how you asked why do you bother during the puppy bloopers. The is in the name, puppy bloopers. They make people smile. 😄

  • @SWISS-1337
    @SWISS-1337 4 года назад +197

    27 minute long video? What have we done to deserve such a privilege? Heck yea!

    • @ScyutsBlckCloud
      @ScyutsBlckCloud 4 года назад +4

      SWISS1337 Right dude, we have been blessed by the mighty Rslash!

    • @franl155
      @franl155 4 года назад +2

      lol this is one time when size matters …

    • @UnchainedAmerica
      @UnchainedAmerica 4 года назад

      Well the angry PC woman took about 15 minutes of Yugo lost time to share her cringy rants. As soon as someone accuse me of a pedo, a restraining order comes out.

  • @spiceh9805
    @spiceh9805 4 года назад +169

    rSlash: “which, for those who are listening and aren’t watching-“
    me, at work writing up files and emails while wearing earpods listening to this video: 😳👀

  • @Michstan0842
    @Michstan0842 3 года назад +1

    Rslash: Why do I bother?!
    Hugo: *Because you love me, don't you hooman?*