Not to forget it’s a huge industry and they try to take as much money from you as they can for that one day. There are cheap ways to make it special, too
My parents wedding cost a $1000 every one helped I was told it was beautiful an a day to remember I also have the pictures wish I could have been there I'm not sure how much people are there but both families and that includes gp ggp b g 12 necis 6 sisters bruh I'm getting tired I'mma estimate it to about 98 people
I had an ex-girlfriend that would say she had cancer every time she didn’t get something she wanted (she had cervical cancer when she was 22 and it had been in remission for over ten years, even her Dr. told her it wasn’t coming back) and if that didn’t work she’d pull out the “ my daughter died” line (she had a miscarriage when she was also 22, during the first trimester) not to take anything from people who have cancer or who have lost children but she used these excuses for everything and anything
coffy / You n me both/ I was ready to end it with her when she told me she was pregnant, only to find out two months later that not only was she not prego but she had taken out credit cards in my name
I would accept a crocodile Then I could let it grow up with me by its side We’d travel the world Then I’d wake up to him eating me because all of that was a dream
Yeah...weddings aren't things you charge admission for....quite the opposite actually. But what do you expect from someone who takes life advice from a scam artist psychic?
Ikr, no matter how many times I hear this story, it baffles me more and more how someone can be soooo deluded. Did she ever pay for anyone else's weddings? Probably not, but then she won't have to worry about that seeing as she no longer has any friends or fiance :)
I'm a girl so yeah it's a nice laugh. I actually thought that but that's because I like listening to voices and wondering if I can accurately picture the person. So far always been wrong with these things 😂
So I am guessing that the "$1500 is not much" lady is willing to give out $1500 of her own money whenever someone she knows is getting married? I mean she should be prepared to give away up to $45000 towards this in order to repay her "friends".
@@treyjordan3168 between friends, nothing much happens. Just the breakout of an allout war between 8 people that spans the end, the nether, and the over world. Good times
I know he does such a good job doing it that hearing it immediately gives u the reaction of being both pissed off and annoyed. The "Karen voice" makes the most annoying and horrible sounds in the world like nails on a chalkboard sound relaxing and pleasant then compared to listening to "her". Lol
Just like 'It's only only a small amount, don't make a fuss over it' and its many variations, used only by the people making a huge fuss because they don't want to pay it.
it’s also like this: CB: can I please have your product for free?!?! other dude: no that’s what the price is for CB: well fuck you nobody wants your shitty product anyways!!! like huh
I never understand the reasoning behind ppl who demand art for free and then complain about the minimal fee quoted by saying “what’s the big deal? it’s only $5 so don’t be greedy” uh yeah so why don’t YOU pay it then. This is second to “its so easy/basic/simple anyone could do it” ok then YOU do it. Ok rant over.
@@ramdomy_boi9049 Agreed. As a Vegas native, I have to wonder where the hell that CB thinks we get married?! Like, does she think ALL we have is the Little Chapel of the West and casinos?? Has she not seen Summerlin, Rhodes Ranch, Aliante or Green Valley? We have some NICE areas with nice venues around here. We even have high end golf courses with country clubs that you can rent if you can afford them. Smoke filled and seedy? Hooker?? ... she can kiss my royal Sicilian ass, lol, like all of us women who live here are hookers.. GTFO. >_
i had a fantastic wedding, the entire thing including the brides dress was 2000 bucks. everyone helped and it was a beautiful day.. 1600 each from everyone is just completely unbelievable.
The bride story is actually quite longer and even crazier. Basically, she was about to marry her school love, her soulmate and the father of her son. She put quite emphase on how much they were in love. But she ended their relationship after the fiancé stand his ground and says the dream wedding wasn't possible. She also announce that she would take all the money she already got for the wedding and, instead of giving it back to those who gave it FOR THE WEDDING, she would go backpacking alone in South America to rediscover herself or something. She literally said "all I wanted was to feel like a Kardashian for once". It says it all. The guy dodge a bullet by not marrying her.
i was thinking if karen goes to area 51 what whould it be. karen:can you let me in area 51 guard:no,this is a restricted area karen:let me talk to your manager
Shrugging, the MP goes and gets "The Manager," which is what they named the alien overlord they keep in the most secured tank, who has tentacles for teeth and lasers for eyes.
They shoot on sight if you get that close, so if she meets the alien her Karen powers got her farther than most people...... But I bet she'll wish they hadn't.
The Guard would just get his NCO to come out just for him/her to tell Karen what they already said. Then they'd arrest her for trespassing on a restricted site.
>me >hears boost his spotify >don't see link in description >what.exe >he lied You lied to me. I demand you pay me 25,000 USD before I get a lawyer and sue you for releasing false information to the public.
My favorite is how 'selfish' the house-owner always is for turning such a gracious offer down, without once realizing that the original offer was much, much more selfish to begin with.
“Once and a lifetime.” Once AND A lifetime. ONCE AND A LIFETIME. OnCe aNd a LiFeTiMe. OOOOOOOOONCE AAAAAAAAND AAAAAAAAA LLLLLLLIIIIIIFFFFFEEEETTTTIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEEE
11:40 _" . . . what is $1,000? What is $1,500? Clearly, not a lot . . ."_ For people who don't have that kind of money to throw around, $1,500 carefully spent would be about half a years worth of food for them.
yeah man.. who are disliking these videos .. they are fun. Channel is not making imaginary stories .. they are out there... it's just story telling ... it's like disliking david attenborough because he told us ice caps are melting.
But it was for my son! Who has cancer! And just lost his grandmother! And his father walked out on him! And his dog died! Its his birthday! And obviously the merch I intend to hock for drug money would make his birthday the best. SHIT!
ichigokage that can easily be arranged without spending to much, find a college basketball team offer them free beers and whiskey, after they are fairly loose introduce them to the bride as their ride for the night. She will feel the way. Any number of the Kardashians have felt at one or more points in time
I remember my sister acted like a choosing beggar with my old Nintendo systems years ago. She wanted my spare N64 and told me I was selfish for refusing to let her have it. And she managed to talk me into loaning her my NES. And her cat freaking pissed on it and destroyed the circuitry.
The crazy bride one has a lot more info! A relative had spilled the beans, aparently, the bride is obssesed with the Kardashians, and thinks is absurd that people wont make it happen for her. It's quite a rollercoaster ride.
“We need 1500 for wedding PLEASE” Ah yes, the stupidity of a karen. In terms of PHP (I live in the Philippines), that is like a month of living and that is just disgraceful
Crazy bride: "Anyway, I am exhausted. I'm bone tired. My heart is not the same. Its stone cold. Fragmented. Empty. I need to get away from this awful society." Me: Are those song lyrics? A poem?
If you dont make video of Yugo (playing and stuff) I am gonna double click that dislike button! Pls do it, I dont want use my mouse more than needed. If my mouse breaks I will sue you
rSlash: “it gets MORE insane” My brain: “oh really?! I thought we hit insane 2 minuets ago!” Me:**types comment on **13:10** on this video before the real insanity happens**
I'm recovering from an appendicitis (nothing serious, but my abdomen hurts), and laughing gives me pain. I must be masochistic, I have no idea why I clicked this. Instant regret. Liked
That's 2 months rent, alone. Not 2 months necessary living expenses, just rent. Cheesus, "lady." Get your head out of your arse. But she's right about one thing: letting her friends go easily, with absolutely no guilt or shame. If friendship is only meaningful to someone when it becomes transactional, then it shouldn't be meaningful to you, emotionally. Way better than her becoming resentful and petty, and slowly killing her relationships off with passive-aggressiveness. One big blowout will bring all of her ex-friends closer together. 😂 Bitch is outta her mind.
Howard Smith ...no, I’m going to sell something to one choosing beggar, get their address, then take another choosing beggar and give them that address
It depends on the context though. If the mission gives 2 mill and there are 2 doing it that's fair enough, but if it gives 1.5m total and there are 4 doing it that's different
I’m really broke af, so I had was just doing the first doomsday heist, The Boii’s and I were playing (They ain’t the Boii’s anymore, demanded ) Demanded 20 % and the 2 to lowest ( I was lowest ) demanded 25% they they le left me in the dirt like a quick ass cash grab 💰
The down-voting thing reminded me of something that happened here on RUclips about ten years ago or more. It was back in the day when RUclips had stars rather than upvotes and downvotes, one could award 1 to 5 stars depending on how much you liked a video. I found myself collecting videos for a playlist called "When Worlds Collide" full of fan videos in which film makers brought to separate franchises together; Star Wars meets Star Trek, Doctor Who meets Harry Potter, Freddie Kruger meets Ghostbusters, that kind of thing. The makers did this either by getting making fan-films with actors and effects or by editing footage from films together to make it look like the characters were interacting with each other. The videos in question was one of the latter. The user had edited together footage from _Buffy the Vampire Slayer_ and _Smallville_ to create a kind of a trailer for a crossover in which Buffy and Clark Kent had a romance. It was rather fun and I gave it five out of five stars and asked in the comments if I could put it in my playlist and share it with the Sci-fi/fantasy forum I was part of. The poster was happy to do so. He then posted another video, once again it was a Buffy/Smallville crossover and basically a follow-up to the first video, but this time had Buffy made to look like a crazy stalker. The editing was on par with the first one, and there was quite a bit of skill in making Buffy look quite psychotic. However, to be honest I was a little uncomfortable as to how Buffy was portrayed, so I only gave 4/5 stars, but posted "Fantastic Stuff!" in the comments. A day later, the poster contacted me on my channel, asking why I said "Fantastic Stuff!" but _only_ gave him four stars. Thinking noting of it, I just replied "I just didn't want to give you a big head, lol" He then replied that "anyone who knows [him] knows he'd _never_ get a big head" and wasn't satisfied with my answer. So I told him that my actual reason- that I just didn't like him making Buffy the bad guy (yeah, that may be a bit fan-boy-ish, but it really wasn't a big deal to me) He then replied that he was a training as a film editor and putting his work out there to get discovered and make a career from it, and giving him only 4 stars put this dream in jeopardy. He accused me of stifling his art and _demanded_ to give him five stars. I was slightly gob-smacked. His films were cool and all, but they weren't _that_ special (such crossovers were two a penny at the time) and all he actually did was take other people's work and mash it together with an editing program. The stars he had on his video were still pretty high, I'm sure a few trolls 1 star ratings wouldn't matter and if a film producer wouldn't really care about them if they thought the film itself was good. (BTW, this I as I said was over ten years ago, before the Google buy-out and way before the era of RUclips millionaires, when You-tube was just another internet page, full of mainly cat-videos and stuff ripped off from films and TV shows) I thought the guy was _so_ up himself, and told him in a reply. Also, I told him it would be a shame if any large forums his videos had been shared on heard he was trying to bully viewers and all jumped on his video and one-starred it. As I said, this was before RUclips was bought by Google and their more stringent stance on copyright infringement. A lot of the videos in my old "When World's Collide" have since been taken down, including this guy's Buffy/Smallville ones. I think, ironically, if he wasn't so hungry about going viral, his videos would've been overlooked and still be up. It could be that, like the guy who made that Doctor Who Anime, he _was_ spotted and hired by a production company and was told to take down his vids to avoid copyright issues, but I doubt it.
Oh, I bet you she's the type that orders takeout every night and only eats at restaurants. Probably spends $1,000 a month on food, no doubt paid for by either her parents or her fiance. . . Till they split up.
When you're more in love with the "ideal wedding" than you are with the person you're going to marry, something tells me it isn't going to be a fairytale wedding.
This is sadly true. I was infatuated with the idea of a big wedding, and had no clue that the wedding lasts less than 12 hours, and marriage is until death. I did marry a really nice guy, but after a couple years, we both realized we’d make better friends. That lesson taught me so much. I have now been married for over 19 years, and we went to the Justice of the Peace.
I have this on while I'm at work and audibly scoffing and laughing at the audacity of these people. I don't know how my officemate is feeling about that.
I live in Canada and generally spend around $1,100 per month for everything put together. This woman is out of her damn mind. Clearly got handed everything her entire life. This is why she thinks $1,500 is "Nothing," and at the same time can't afford a $60,000 wedding. If she had half a sense in her head, she'd get a small, super cheap, but quaint wedding with only her closest friends and family, and use most of the money for a down payment on a home, instead of flaunting wealth she clearly doesn't have.
"Playhouse for $30." "Will you take $5?" "Yes, if it's accompanied by 5 other $5 bills." "Will you give me this thing for free that is for very young children that can't even walk yet?" "No, I need some money for it." "But it's for my child!" "Oh really? You want it for your child? I thought you yourself might use a thing that is for kids who can't even walk yet. But if it's for a child... that's still a no from me."
Forgot to link the rapper
Here he is: open.spotify.com/artist/5gtAAkUcAxP4DJUBnS95vS?si=1kNmO1STT9-X9bf0O7dEDQ
Thanks, was actually curious what his music was like ;p
I was looking for that! Was about to be dissapointed in you.
I'm from NC too, so I will definitely show him some love!
9:24 You sound like Mr Burns
rSlash his music is actually good
Don't plan for a wedding you can't pay for, end.
And a wedding is meant to be symbolic of your love, the cost should not mean that much.
my husband and eloped, the marriage license was $75, and that was the total cost of the wedding.
Not to forget it’s a huge industry and they try to take as much money from you as they can for that one day. There are cheap ways to make it special, too
Dont get America's Weddingcraze tbf..
Saw some that were like 40k with 200+ guess and stuff..
My parents wedding cost a $1000 every one helped I was told it was beautiful an a day to remember I also have the pictures wish I could have been there I'm not sure how much people are there but both families and that includes gp ggp b g 12 necis 6 sisters bruh I'm getting tired I'mma estimate it to about 98 people
£15,000 would get you a cracking wedding in a top hotel, but £60,000, sheesh.
CB: “ill give you $1000 and a baby crocodile”
rSlash: “Sorry mam, we only accept *Yugos*
That's certainly a novel payment option.
i would take that tho. liek damn imagine a baby crocodile
@@meowwwuh baby crocodiles in Florida is not a scarce commodity, so is not worth a lot.
@@meowwwuh æ
I would accept the crocodile as payment
I had an ex-girlfriend that would say she had cancer every time she didn’t get something she wanted (she had cervical cancer when she was 22 and it had been in remission for over ten years, even her Dr. told her it wasn’t coming back) and if that didn’t work she’d pull out the “ my daughter died” line (she had a miscarriage when she was also 22, during the first trimester) not to take anything from people who have cancer or who have lost children but she used these excuses for everything and anything
glad she's an ex
coffy /
You n me both/ I was ready to end it with her when she told me she was pregnant, only to find out two months later that not only was she not prego but she had taken out credit cards in my name
Lima Bravo she’s like a woman lucifer..
My nigga that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking
D34TH 800 /
Don’t care, felt like sharing
Not surprising that crazy wedding lady referred to the groom as her "ex". Dude dodged a damn artillery shell on that one.
no he dodged a fucking tsar bomba
He dodged a fucking NUKE.
@@CadenceWallace Tsar bomba is a nuke.
No he dodged a m*@#$$@ f#&@*$& meteorite.
Cadence Wallace - Exactly what I was thinking.
- Sorry, this orbital spaceship is 899000$, I can't sell it for 1000$
- *BUT* I have 1000$ and a baby crocodile
- *now we're talking*
I would accept a crocodile
Then I could let it grow up with me by its side
We’d travel the world
Then I’d wake up to him eating me because all of that was a dream
@@fc_gaming3196 dude.
@@whateverwhoever3586 doot
If ask for the address and take the crocodile and then fly away in the spaceship
Throw in a baby shark and we'll talk.
I laughed so hard at the brides ranting about money "what is 1500$ clearly not a lot". Ok if it isn't a lot then you pay it and stop complaining
Crazy bride woman: pay me $1500 or don’t show up!
People: *don’t show up*
Crazy bride woman: *shocked pikachu face*
Yeah...weddings aren't things you charge admission for....quite the opposite actually. But what do you expect from someone who takes life advice from a scam artist psychic?
You can get a good package to Jamaica for that. All inclusive and good times had by all. And without Bridezilla.
Ikr, no matter how many times I hear this story, it baffles me more and more how someone can be soooo deluded. Did she ever pay for anyone else's weddings? Probably not, but then she won't have to worry about that seeing as she no longer has any friends or fiance :)
I'd mail her $1500 in monopoly money lmao
Not even the groom & priest would show up.
Am I the only one who loves it when Rslash laughs in the middle of talking? It's adorable to me. LOL
Ox Queen no homo?
Same! It's like when people in a play or something cant hold their faces during some funny part. It cracks me up everytime!
I'm a girl so yeah it's a nice laugh. I actually thought that but that's because I like listening to voices and wondering if I can accurately picture the person. So far always been wrong with these things 😂
Same 😂
Same
If she’s planning a dream wedding, then she should also dream up the money she needs to have it.
Damn
"What is $1,500?"
Me: Rent for the month.
*cries in Riverside, California*
*cries* *in* *poor*
One High school year here costs 1500€ which is like a dollar so.. It's more than a dollar though.
1500 is a load of food for a few months
It might even be 2 or 3 months for some people...
Well I know why she wrote ex. No man in his right mind would stay with a witch like that
PonyJoe exactly, the groom was smart to leave her.
Plot twist: she cashed the checks before people backed out.
Unfortunately, lots of men do.
@@valhar2000 And they become just as evil.
Sadly he’s still the farther of their son, hope he got custody.
So I am guessing that the "$1500 is not much" lady is willing to give out $1500 of her own money whenever someone she knows is getting married? I mean she should be prepared to give away up to $45000 towards this in order to repay her "friends".
Let’s be honest she’s gonna block them before they even see their money back
Choosing beggar: I've got $1000 and a baby crocodile
Me: nah I can go catch one in the wild so I'm good
You can catch $1000 in the wild???
@@whydoiexist7631 yeah but you need a license to hunt them.
This thread is short but great!
You must be from Florida
@@whydoiexist7631 underrated comment
Choosing Beggars are the types of people who would steal the diamonds you mined in Minecraft and claim them as their own
And if they did that i would kill them and burn down their house after stealing their resources
So my siblings are choosing beggars
I had that happen to me, let's say I never spoke to the CB Minecrafter ever again
@@treyjordan3168 between friends, nothing much happens. Just the breakout of an allout war between 8 people that spans the end, the nether, and the over world. Good times
Braequan_623 Less worst then the achievement hunter that take your diamonds for the achievement and mis replaced it ruining your storage
I’d entertain the crocodile offer honestly
Same. Who doesnt want a baby croccy? Dude's missing out on a lot 🐊
skhilji because they grow up 😂
-what’s up cuties- 😳
Lol im the 69th like. Also same tho
@@orbeezeater yo I watch fainted too 😊 I posted under "Fainted is my Overlord" too lol
I hate and love your Karen voice at the same time
Damn, I don't sound like that... Is Karen my real name?
@@KarensitaBelieber Haha sorry if that's your real name and your not a karen lol
I agree, the spoiled brat even more so
Don’t we all?
I know he does such a good job doing it that hearing it immediately gives u the reaction of being both pissed off and annoyed. The "Karen voice" makes the most annoying and horrible sounds in the world like nails on a chalkboard sound relaxing and pleasant then compared to listening to "her". Lol
Karens: *AAaaaahhHhhHhAaa! aAAaaAaHhHHHH!!*
rSlash: *why are you running? wHy are you running?!!*
I know that reference!
Lmaooooo
Good one
I get that too
Karens: *BECAUSE YOU SAID THE TRUTH AND IM GONNA SUE YOU*
(Lol)
2:53 -
"It ain't always about the money!"
- said exclusively by people not wanting to let go of their money
Just like 'It's only only a small amount, don't make a fuss over it' and its many variations, used only by the people making a huge fuss because they don't want to pay it.
it’s also like this:
CB: can I please have your product for free?!?!
other dude: no that’s what the price is for
CB: well fuck you nobody wants your shitty product anyways!!!
like huh
I never understand the reasoning behind ppl who demand art for free and then complain about the minimal fee quoted by saying “what’s the big deal? it’s only $5 so don’t be greedy” uh yeah so why don’t YOU pay it then. This is second to “its so easy/basic/simple anyone could do it” ok then YOU do it. Ok rant over.
Choosing beggar: I want a mansion, a Ferrari and diamonds for free!
For free!
You can have my Ferrari and my Mansion but when it comes to my Minecraft diamonds that crosses the line
@@lurkerlp what about the ender dragon egg huh! Disrespectful human
And you have to deliver it!
Lmao sure, here, take these minecraft mods + creative mode
EM: I HATE quick cash scams
Her weddings: a quick cash scam
As one who resides In Vegas, I’m offended. I don’t get offended but This time i did
@@ramdomy_boi9049 Agreed. As a Vegas native, I have to wonder where the hell that CB thinks we get married?! Like, does she think ALL we have is the Little Chapel of the West and casinos?? Has she not seen Summerlin, Rhodes Ranch, Aliante or Green Valley? We have some NICE areas with nice venues around here. We even have high end golf courses with country clubs that you can rent if you can afford them. Smoke filled and seedy? Hooker?? ... she can kiss my royal Sicilian ass, lol, like all of us women who live here are hookers.. GTFO. >_
i had a fantastic wedding, the entire thing including the brides dress was 2000 bucks. everyone helped and it was a beautiful day.. 1600 each from everyone is just completely unbelievable.
Hey man, I think you forgot to link the rapper from the third r/ post in the description. That or I'm dumb and I can't find water in a lake.
Yeah ikr
Just go back and look up the names of the songs I guess
look up sleepless again and his song will pop up. not worth it to look it up imo
A lot of theses videos are recycled so he may have linked it the first time
I wouldn't worry about it, I tracked it down and it sucked so much I didn't even want to share the link...
The bride story is actually quite longer and even crazier. Basically, she was about to marry her school love, her soulmate and the father of her son. She put quite emphase on how much they were in love. But she ended their relationship after the fiancé stand his ground and says the dream wedding wasn't possible.
She also announce that she would take all the money she already got for the wedding and, instead of giving it back to those who gave it FOR THE WEDDING, she would go backpacking alone in South America to rediscover herself or something. She literally said "all I wanted was to feel like a Kardashian for once". It says it all. The guy dodge a bullet by not marrying her.
Yup she's freaking crazy
Moral of the story: *DON’T TRUST A CRAZY PERSON*
@@k.eisenberg8119 And never stick your dick in crazy
"What even is 1500?"
More then most young adults have in their bank, Karen
Yugo is looking wonderful. He is so adorable.🐕
Ikr
Ikr
Ikr
The wedding one: they are still gonna be divorced in 6 yrs🤣🤦🏻♂️
Too high of expectations, too high of debt, too high of maintenance. Which will break the camel’s back first?
JackofDoom they never got married dummy
True truw
She said EX many times cuz they separated before the wedding ....
i was thinking if karen goes to area 51 what whould it be.
karen:can you let me in
area 51 guard:no,this is a restricted area
karen:let me talk to your manager
Shrugging, the MP goes and gets "The Manager," which is what they named the alien overlord they keep in the most secured tank, who has tentacles for teeth and lasers for eyes.
They shoot on sight if you get that close, so if she meets the alien her Karen powers got her farther than most people......
But I bet she'll wish they hadn't.
The Guard would just get his NCO to come out just for him/her to tell Karen what they already said. Then they'd arrest her for trespassing on a restricted site.
Well yea depending on how far she gets in, she'll get arrested, and thrown into prison, shot, or step on a mine-turtle and get blown to pices.
@@Ocastia Nice reference there.
nobody:
yugos cute adorable self: **is adorable**
Sugar Studios I love ur pfp lapis is cute
Me to, it’s great
i'd say the ex dodged a bullet. but that is dodging a nuke.
He dodged a Castle Bravo nuke....
Too bad they have a child--
It could be a beginning of Entitled Mother's story XD
@@ally9637 i really hope the ex took the kid.
@@orbeezeater This guy somehow survived a fucking Supernova
>me
>hears boost his spotify
>don't see link in description
>what.exe
>he lied
You lied to me. I demand you pay me 25,000 USD before I get a lawyer and sue you for releasing false information to the public.
I didnt see a link, but there was txt at the bottom.
I just punched in the song name in Spotify. His spotify account was there. Actually, he isn't that bad.
Here u go bois i came in clutch open.spotify.com/track/5n8DVJPT2nmH7BW4A2sBIC?si=BvBc_za2RPeTU5THgQicIg
Choosing beggar logic: you dont need your house anymore therefore i can have it for free.
My favorite is how 'selfish' the house-owner always is for turning such a gracious offer down, without once realizing that the original offer was much, much more selfish to begin with.
Ur profile pic made me laugh so hard
@GAEL MEDINA NAGO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@GAEL MEDINA NAGO oh damn
Sounds like that woman’s fiancé dodged a bullet......
Edit: wait, they have a kid?!? Oh no. 🤦🏻♀️
Nobody commented
@@Shadydoesit lol
I hope you enjoyed this video
BECAUSE NOW YOU OWE ME $1,000
PAY UP JERKFACE: bit.ly/supportRSLASH
Yes
@Xd Anarchist yes
Is $20 okay?
I need to stop the choosing beggar robot
I have 10p for you
“Once and a lifetime.” Once AND A lifetime. ONCE AND A LIFETIME. OnCe aNd a LiFeTiMe. OOOOOOOOONCE AAAAAAAAND AAAAAAAAA LLLLLLLIIIIIIFFFFFEEEETTTTIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEEE
You okay?
Can i help you in anyway?
r/ihadastroke
Once in a LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTFFFEERREEEEEEEETIIIIIIIIMMME
Username checks out.
I understand you are what your name means
Considering it took me almost a year to save $1500 I absolutely would not have gone to that wedding either
Even if it would only take 2 weeks to save for it it still to much, 500 is generous for a wedding gift
@@joimumuAs a child on their moms account *it ain’t worth it*
Even if you had $1500 to give the bride, you'd still have to book a flight to Aruba and accommodations.
So the bride expected her friends to pay for HER wedding. 😂😂😂
Oh the entitlement of it all.🤣🤣🤣
11:40 _" . . . what is $1,000? What is $1,500? Clearly, not a lot . . ."_
For people who don't have that kind of money to throw around, $1,500 carefully spent would be about half a years worth of food for them.
*ya even a kid like me knows that makes you wonder how spoiled she is*
CB: Give me 1500 or more.
Me: *Hands her monopoly money*
( *me who is dirt poor in monopoly money* )
*yaaaaa no*
The Bride has been gaslighting everyone her whole entire life.
gimme youre 1.1M subs my alligator deserves it!
Edit:nice
Ew! Alligator?! Crocodiles are so much better 🙄😂
Your
lol
@@thatphatkat6396 bruh
Give that gator love, he much deserve
The dislikes are from choosing beggars who didn't get free merch.
yeah man.. who are disliking these videos .. they are fun. Channel is not making imaginary stories .. they are out there... it's just story telling ... it's like disliking david attenborough because he told us ice caps are melting.
And from the crocodiles the CBs abuse and have in their wallet
But it was for my son! Who has cancer! And just lost his grandmother! And his father walked out on him! And his dog died! Its his birthday! And obviously the merch I intend to hock for drug money would make his birthday the best.
SHIT!
Dude there are some real infamous absolutely batshit wedding stories. One woman wanting to ‘feel like a Kardashian for a day’
ichigokage that can easily be arranged without spending to much, find a college basketball team offer them free beers and whiskey, after they are fairly loose introduce them to the bride as their ride for the night. She will feel the way. Any number of the Kardashians have felt at one or more points in time
Why would she want to be literal fucking plastic?
I can't tell if this is a good bridezilla moment.
Bridezilla: idk lol
Why are you disappointed in me
Yes it is
YES IT IS
@Cemre Ülker no GIVE ME MONEY BECAUSE IM crippled
I remember my sister acted like a choosing beggar with my old Nintendo systems years ago. She wanted my spare N64 and told me I was selfish for refusing to let her have it. And she managed to talk me into loaning her my NES. And her cat freaking pissed on it and destroyed the circuitry.
You forgot to put that guys Spotify in the description
Because he only cares about himself
He most likely has prewritten descriptions and forgot
You can find the artist easily tho
@@G-y_m where in the fuck did you gather that information?
Here you go open.spotify.com/artist/5gtAAkUcAxP4DJUBnS95vS
@@G-y_m how does forgetting to do something automatically make you selfish?
It seems like when a Choosingbegger hears free they think that everything is free “oh that one thing is free so is that also free? How about that?”
7:19
Florida man arrested for recording 2 Choosingbeggars argue, after telling them to meet and exchange items.
There is a story about a man doing this. read this story!
quotesnhumor.com/top-20-most-funny-stories-of-all-time/
Colin ODaniel thank you for these gems!
The idea of sending one choosing beggar to another choosing beggar has been tried. You see the mini series on HBO recently?
Chernobyl.
r/EntitledEngineers
Anyone else enjoy hearing him laugh while he gets out a joke between stories?
Sellsman selling mansion:35 million is the least
Karen:how bout for free
Sellsman: *really?*
The crazy bride one has a lot more info!
A relative had spilled the beans, aparently, the bride is obssesed with the Kardashians, and thinks is absurd that people wont make it happen for her.
It's quite a rollercoaster ride.
“We need 1500 for wedding PLEASE”
Ah yes, the stupidity of a karen.
In terms of PHP (I live in the Philippines), that is like a month of living and that is just disgraceful
Karen: ya we’re also gonna need your house and your doggo and your meme on your profile picture
Crazy bride: "Anyway, I am exhausted. I'm bone tired. My heart is not the same. Its stone cold. Fragmented. Empty. I need to get away from this awful society."
Me: Are those song lyrics? A poem?
*maybe it’s code for something*
An interesting start. Can't wait for P!nk or Taylor Swift to finish it off.
"I got 1000 and a baby crocodile"
Sorry, only doggos.
Where do you even get a baby crocodile-
Choosing Beggars: it’s free everything
Me: *then give me your house*
If you dont make video of Yugo (playing and stuff) I am gonna double click that dislike button! Pls do it, I dont want use my mouse more than needed. If my mouse breaks I will sue you
$35 for a computer? I would wrap up a Raspberry Pi for that.
Make it a pi zero. With no sd card. So she has to pay double to get the obscure adapters that thing uses.
*me who doesn’t know about computers*
Ya! And give her the oldest computer that runs on 1 gigabyte!!
I hope that guys' "brothers" realized he wasn't worth them. He tried to scam his frat brothers for 600 poor guys.
*The worst part is that a 13 year old who isn’t good with money still thinks this is a stupid scam*
rSlash: “it gets MORE insane”
My brain: “oh really?! I thought we hit insane 2 minuets ago!”
Me:**types comment on **13:10** on this video before the real insanity happens**
CB: “I want diamond pickaxe, sword, armour and a house.”
And I want it in reality
Having two choosing baggers go to each other's house and argue would create a black hole
I'm recovering from an appendicitis (nothing serious, but my abdomen hurts), and laughing gives me pain. I must be masochistic, I have no idea why I clicked this. Instant regret. Liked
Amanda de Vasconcellos Aww, I hope you get better soon!
@@rosielow527 thanks!
Amanda de Vasconcellos
I hope you get better.
@@memeaddict1017 thanks!
7:22
You are a legit evil mastermind
7:39
Yup, the perfect solution!!! Lmfao🤣🤣🤣
Goodmorning Damien I've never been so early I'm always asleep when you post
@@MoonfallMidnight i think its a joke
@@MoonfallMidnight R/wooooosh
@@briezeee is it tho they sound similar
Helena Springs his name is Damien omg
isnt damien EMKAY
"what is 1000$ what is 1500$" How about some peoples entire income for the month?
That's 2 months rent, alone. Not 2 months necessary living expenses, just rent. Cheesus, "lady." Get your head out of your arse.
But she's right about one thing: letting her friends go easily, with absolutely no guilt or shame. If friendship is only meaningful to someone when it becomes transactional, then it shouldn't be meaningful to you, emotionally.
Way better than her becoming resentful and petty, and slowly killing her relationships off with passive-aggressiveness. One big blowout will bring all of her ex-friends closer together. 😂
Bitch is outta her mind.
0:23 Awhhh!!! Look at Yugo! So stinkin’ adorable! ☺️
Tried that "GoFyourself" discount code on Ebay.
I got a 20% surcharge
Amazon is doing a 50%.
Bridezilla coming through call the fire department!!!
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"Seriously, what is $1,000? What is $1,500?"
Money you don't have, obviously.
These videos are giving me anxiety knowing how cheap people are
Lol cheap they want shit for free that's beyond cheap
@@NickJaime lol right. Cheap means low in cost, not "no cost at all" 😂😂
I might actually use that choosing beggar paradox when moving
Two choosing beggars fighting over the same free stuff? That might actually create a singularity that would swallow up the known universe. Go for it!
Howard Smith ...no, I’m going to sell something to one choosing beggar, get their address, then take another choosing beggar and give them that address
Three of choosing beggars sent to one place, would be even more marvellous! 😂😂
10:43 "once in a life time party"
With that attitude for Susan it would be more like "once every few years party"
Hey Rslash, you forgot to add the rapper's spotify in the description. You should probably add it otherwise it doesn't look good on you
Something I learned from FB Marketplace is don’t say sorry to anyone. When they start going CB on you be polite but blunt and firm.
It’s like your friend sets a mission in gta for 60K and the level 12 wants 1Million
Edit: 2 views 112 likes noice
It depends on the context though. If the mission gives 2 mill and there are 2 doing it that's fair enough, but if it gives 1.5m total and there are 4 doing it that's different
The Emerald Tiger they’d fucking ask for all of it
I’m really broke af, so I had was just doing the first doomsday heist, The Boii’s and I were playing (They ain’t the Boii’s anymore, demanded ) Demanded 20 % and the 2 to lowest ( I was lowest ) demanded 25% they they le left me in the dirt like a quick ass cash grab 💰
@@oopitywoop4568 so you were desperate for money so you did a heist. Someone else desperate for money asked for a bigger cut.
Ahh GTA online in a nutshell, and what do you need all that money for? Right a Can of soda, and an RC car.
7:30
you thats the reall shit i love it
haha
1,000 and a baby crocodile? SOLD!
The down-voting thing reminded me of something that happened here on RUclips about ten years ago or more.
It was back in the day when RUclips had stars rather than upvotes and downvotes, one could award 1 to 5 stars depending on how much you liked a video.
I found myself collecting videos for a playlist called "When Worlds Collide" full of fan videos in which film makers brought to separate franchises together; Star Wars meets Star Trek, Doctor Who meets Harry Potter, Freddie Kruger meets Ghostbusters, that kind of thing. The makers did this either by getting making fan-films with actors and effects or by editing footage from films together to make it look like the characters were interacting with each other.
The videos in question was one of the latter. The user had edited together footage from _Buffy the Vampire Slayer_ and _Smallville_ to create a kind of a trailer for a crossover in which Buffy and Clark Kent had a romance.
It was rather fun and I gave it five out of five stars and asked in the comments if I could put it in my playlist and share it with the Sci-fi/fantasy forum I was part of.
The poster was happy to do so.
He then posted another video, once again it was a Buffy/Smallville crossover and basically a follow-up to the first video, but this time had Buffy made to look like a crazy stalker.
The editing was on par with the first one, and there was quite a bit of skill in making Buffy look quite psychotic. However, to be honest I was a little uncomfortable as to how Buffy was portrayed, so I only gave 4/5 stars, but posted "Fantastic Stuff!" in the comments.
A day later, the poster contacted me on my channel, asking why I said "Fantastic Stuff!" but _only_ gave him four stars.
Thinking noting of it, I just replied "I just didn't want to give you a big head, lol"
He then replied that "anyone who knows [him] knows he'd _never_ get a big head" and wasn't satisfied with my answer. So I told him that my actual reason- that I just didn't like him making Buffy the bad guy (yeah, that may be a bit fan-boy-ish, but it really wasn't a big deal to me)
He then replied that he was a training as a film editor and putting his work out there to get discovered and make a career from it, and giving him only 4 stars put this dream in jeopardy. He accused me of stifling his art and _demanded_ to give him five stars.
I was slightly gob-smacked. His films were cool and all, but they weren't _that_ special (such crossovers were two a penny at the time) and all he actually did was take other people's work and mash it together with an editing program. The stars he had on his video were still pretty high, I'm sure a few trolls 1 star ratings wouldn't matter and if a film producer wouldn't really care about them if they thought the film itself was good.
(BTW, this I as I said was over ten years ago, before the Google buy-out and way before the era of RUclips millionaires, when You-tube was just another internet page, full of mainly cat-videos and stuff ripped off from films and TV shows)
I thought the guy was _so_ up himself, and told him in a reply. Also, I told him it would be a shame if any large forums his videos had been shared on heard he was trying to bully viewers and all jumped on his video and one-starred it.
As I said, this was before RUclips was bought by Google and their more stringent stance on copyright infringement. A lot of the videos in my old "When World's Collide" have since been taken down, including this guy's Buffy/Smallville ones. I think, ironically, if he wasn't so hungry about going viral, his videos would've been overlooked and still be up. It could be that, like the guy who made that Doctor Who Anime, he _was_ spotted and hired by a production company and was told to take down his vids to avoid copyright issues, but I doubt it.
Ok, nice plan, but, dont let the choosing beggars watch this video until its done. Then you still get veiws and the business is finished.
"What is 1000$?" Well, a year's worth of food for one person.
Oh, I bet you she's the type that orders takeout every night and only eats at restaurants. Probably spends $1,000 a month on food, no doubt paid for by either her parents or her fiance. . . Till they split up.
That dudes lucky he got out of that relationship
When you're more in love with the "ideal wedding" than you are with the person you're going to marry, something tells me it isn't going to be a fairytale wedding.
This is sadly true. I was infatuated with the idea of a big wedding, and had no clue that the wedding lasts less than 12 hours, and marriage is until death. I did marry a really nice guy, but after a couple years, we both realized we’d make better friends. That lesson taught me so much. I have now been married for over 19 years, and we went to the Justice of the Peace.
I’m in stitches at your excitement over creating the choosingbeggar feedback loop by sending one to the other’s home. 😂
Try r/vaxxhappened it's amazing also r/thathappened and more of r/wooooosh
Me, who used to live in NC and understands the drive from Boone to Wilmington: OOF OH WOW
Oh I live for these. The amazing quality and great stories!!!
Entitled Bride: "What is $1500?"
Me, in my German countryside apartment: "lol. Roughly 4 months worth of rent, Karen. XD"
I live in a third world country and the rent costs just as much for decent house
Guess rent is uniform everywhere
That's about 5 months where I live
4 months if it's a more expensive place like a family home or something so yeah
For me it's around 2 and a half month and I mean after taxes many people don't even have that money just lying around
As my father is in army that's more than 26 months rent
Who in the bleep are these people that think their friends are obligated to fund their dreams???
The Trump family?
I have this on while I'm at work and audibly scoffing and laughing at the audacity of these people. I don't know how my officemate is feeling about that.
Let’s Be honest *there probably laughing inside*
Give me 100k now or I'm sueing for stealing my money
This one with crocodile.... I want it, no sorry
I NEED IT
1500 Dollars is way more than average person's monthly pay in Czech Republic, that could pay for a month of living
I live in Canada and generally spend around $1,100 per month for everything put together. This woman is out of her damn mind. Clearly got handed everything her entire life. This is why she thinks $1,500 is "Nothing," and at the same time can't afford a $60,000 wedding. If she had half a sense in her head, she'd get a small, super cheap, but quaint wedding with only her closest friends and family, and use most of the money for a down payment on a home, instead of flaunting wealth she clearly doesn't have.
You should pay me for watching your content. Seriously. No joke.
Yo rslash I wanna buy ur channel for 1$ but I also have a puppy so I think that would work
No I have baby kangaroo and 2$
No I want it for free and I want it delivered to me for free 😂😂
4 finches and 1 dollar bill lol
Y’all ain’t got nothing on me I got 5$ and a baby dolphin and a penguin top that
Oh yeah I got a 🐜
Medusa without her snakes is still Medusa and can still turn people into stone. 9:21
the nicest and best functioning married couple I know of was married in vegas, so what on earth is this person talking about
Grazed Death.
*I think that’s a sign she was planning to brake up with him after-*
"Playhouse for $30."
"Will you take $5?"
"Yes, if it's accompanied by 5 other $5 bills."
"Will you give me this thing for free that is for very young children that can't even walk yet?"
"No, I need some money for it."
"But it's for my child!"
"Oh really? You want it for your child? I thought you yourself might use a thing that is for kids who can't even walk yet. But if it's for a child... that's still a no from me."