r/Choosingbeggars Insane Bride DEMANDS Guests Pay Her $60,000!

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +1625

    Forgot to link the rapper
    Here he is: open.spotify.com/artist/5gtAAkUcAxP4DJUBnS95vS?si=1kNmO1STT9-X9bf0O7dEDQ

    • @TheAquaLord69
      @TheAquaLord69 5 лет назад +119

      Thanks, was actually curious what his music was like ;p

    • @itssqueaks.
      @itssqueaks. 5 лет назад +97

      I was looking for that! Was about to be dissapointed in you.

    • @rhondah.1478
      @rhondah.1478 5 лет назад +40

      I'm from NC too, so I will definitely show him some love!

    • @zenvoidd
      @zenvoidd 5 лет назад +19

      9:24 You sound like Mr Burns

    • @adrian-uy7jx
      @adrian-uy7jx 5 лет назад +29

      rSlash his music is actually good

  • @weareharbinger914
    @weareharbinger914 5 лет назад +489

    Don't plan for a wedding you can't pay for, end.
    And a wedding is meant to be symbolic of your love, the cost should not mean that much.

    • @Abbenxena
      @Abbenxena 4 года назад +16

      my husband and eloped, the marriage license was $75, and that was the total cost of the wedding.

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 4 года назад +17

      Not to forget it’s a huge industry and they try to take as much money from you as they can for that one day. There are cheap ways to make it special, too

    • @Kairos_Akuma
      @Kairos_Akuma 4 года назад +5

      Dont get America's Weddingcraze tbf..
      Saw some that were like 40k with 200+ guess and stuff..

    • @krishnachoc4278
      @krishnachoc4278 4 года назад +4

      My parents wedding cost a $1000 every one helped I was told it was beautiful an a day to remember I also have the pictures wish I could have been there I'm not sure how much people are there but both families and that includes gp ggp b g 12 necis 6 sisters bruh I'm getting tired I'mma estimate it to about 98 people

    • @jasoncaulkin9830
      @jasoncaulkin9830 4 года назад +4

      £15,000 would get you a cracking wedding in a top hotel, but £60,000, sheesh.

  • @SPEEDFRAK
    @SPEEDFRAK 5 лет назад +916

    CB: “ill give you $1000 and a baby crocodile”
    rSlash: “Sorry mam, we only accept *Yugos*

    • @basedeltazero714
      @basedeltazero714 5 лет назад +13

      That's certainly a novel payment option.

    • @ezikielharris5620
      @ezikielharris5620 5 лет назад +19

      i would take that tho. liek damn imagine a baby crocodile

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 5 лет назад +5

      @@meowwwuh baby crocodiles in Florida is not a scarce commodity, so is not worth a lot.

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 5 лет назад +1

      @@meowwwuh æ

    • @Dinostar4
      @Dinostar4 4 года назад +4

      I would accept the crocodile as payment

  • @limabravo6065
    @limabravo6065 5 лет назад +471

    I had an ex-girlfriend that would say she had cancer every time she didn’t get something she wanted (she had cervical cancer when she was 22 and it had been in remission for over ten years, even her Dr. told her it wasn’t coming back) and if that didn’t work she’d pull out the “ my daughter died” line (she had a miscarriage when she was also 22, during the first trimester) not to take anything from people who have cancer or who have lost children but she used these excuses for everything and anything

    • @FlSCHL
      @FlSCHL 5 лет назад +46

      glad she's an ex

    • @limabravo6065
      @limabravo6065 5 лет назад +41

      coffy /
      You n me both/ I was ready to end it with her when she told me she was pregnant, only to find out two months later that not only was she not prego but she had taken out credit cards in my name

    • @FlSCHL
      @FlSCHL 5 лет назад +10

      Lima Bravo she’s like a woman lucifer..

    • @death8006
      @death8006 4 года назад +1

      My nigga that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking

    • @limabravo6065
      @limabravo6065 4 года назад +30

      D34TH 800 /
      Don’t care, felt like sharing

  • @lando8913
    @lando8913 5 лет назад +1016

    Not surprising that crazy wedding lady referred to the groom as her "ex". Dude dodged a damn artillery shell on that one.

  • @kimjongun4343
    @kimjongun4343 4 года назад +381

    - Sorry, this orbital spaceship is 899000$, I can't sell it for 1000$
    - *BUT* I have 1000$ and a baby crocodile
    - *now we're talking*

    • @fc_gaming3196
      @fc_gaming3196 4 года назад +36

      I would accept a crocodile
      Then I could let it grow up with me by its side
      We’d travel the world
      Then I’d wake up to him eating me because all of that was a dream

    • @whateverwhoever3586
      @whateverwhoever3586 4 года назад +3

      @@fc_gaming3196 dude.

    • @fc_gaming3196
      @fc_gaming3196 4 года назад +3

      @@whateverwhoever3586 doot

    • @Cat-fi8vf
      @Cat-fi8vf 4 года назад +2

      If ask for the address and take the crocodile and then fly away in the spaceship

    • @thunderflare59
      @thunderflare59 3 года назад +1

      Throw in a baby shark and we'll talk.

  • @bleachfanbk
    @bleachfanbk 5 лет назад +119

    I laughed so hard at the brides ranting about money "what is 1500$ clearly not a lot". Ok if it isn't a lot then you pay it and stop complaining

  • @Second_of_four
    @Second_of_four 5 лет назад +2054

    Crazy bride woman: pay me $1500 or don’t show up!
    People: *don’t show up*
    Crazy bride woman: *shocked pikachu face*

    • @blueclaws9894
      @blueclaws9894 5 лет назад +47

      Yeah...weddings aren't things you charge admission for....quite the opposite actually. But what do you expect from someone who takes life advice from a scam artist psychic?

    • @weltonvillegal6258
      @weltonvillegal6258 5 лет назад +12

      You can get a good package to Jamaica for that. All inclusive and good times had by all. And without Bridezilla.

    • @gravyz2cute4u
      @gravyz2cute4u 5 лет назад +11

      Ikr, no matter how many times I hear this story, it baffles me more and more how someone can be soooo deluded. Did she ever pay for anyone else's weddings? Probably not, but then she won't have to worry about that seeing as she no longer has any friends or fiance :)

    • @chibiprussia5574
      @chibiprussia5574 4 года назад +14

      I'd mail her $1500 in monopoly money lmao

    • @xsailor85
      @xsailor85 4 года назад +8

      Not even the groom & priest would show up.

  • @justtowatchvids569
    @justtowatchvids569 5 лет назад +1158

    Am I the only one who loves it when Rslash laughs in the middle of talking? It's adorable to me. LOL

    • @longpeen472
      @longpeen472 5 лет назад +8

      Ox Queen no homo?

    • @frokenteddy89
      @frokenteddy89 5 лет назад +22

      Same! It's like when people in a play or something cant hold their faces during some funny part. It cracks me up everytime!

    • @brookemcleod4271
      @brookemcleod4271 5 лет назад +8

      I'm a girl so yeah it's a nice laugh. I actually thought that but that's because I like listening to voices and wondering if I can accurately picture the person. So far always been wrong with these things 😂

    • @Venus_beanus
      @Venus_beanus 5 лет назад

      Same 😂

    • @risingifs2584
      @risingifs2584 5 лет назад

      Same

  • @bettym.3996
    @bettym.3996 5 лет назад +241

    If she’s planning a dream wedding, then she should also dream up the money she needs to have it.

  • @animeotaku307
    @animeotaku307 5 лет назад +462

    "What is $1,500?"
    Me: Rent for the month.

    • @CadenceWallace
      @CadenceWallace 5 лет назад +22

      *cries in Riverside, California*

    • @emilinebelle7811
      @emilinebelle7811 5 лет назад +21

      *cries* *in* *poor*

    • @celestiandraws7330
      @celestiandraws7330 5 лет назад +1

      One High school year here costs 1500€ which is like a dollar so.. It's more than a dollar though.

    • @xurdedroblox9852
      @xurdedroblox9852 5 лет назад +13

      1500 is a load of food for a few months

    • @linger368
      @linger368 5 лет назад +7

      It might even be 2 or 3 months for some people...

  • @ceepert2153
    @ceepert2153 5 лет назад +546

    Well I know why she wrote ex. No man in his right mind would stay with a witch like that

    • @robertsteich7362
      @robertsteich7362 5 лет назад +22

      PonyJoe exactly, the groom was smart to leave her.

    • @aplanenerdandagamenerd9087
      @aplanenerdandagamenerd9087 5 лет назад +13

      Plot twist: she cashed the checks before people backed out.

    • @valhar2000
      @valhar2000 5 лет назад +3

      Unfortunately, lots of men do.

    • @aplanenerdandagamenerd9087
      @aplanenerdandagamenerd9087 5 лет назад

      @@valhar2000 And they become just as evil.

    • @wsconsn
      @wsconsn 5 лет назад +7

      Sadly he’s still the farther of their son, hope he got custody.

  • @jespermadsen9297
    @jespermadsen9297 5 лет назад +95

    So I am guessing that the "$1500 is not much" lady is willing to give out $1500 of her own money whenever someone she knows is getting married? I mean she should be prepared to give away up to $45000 towards this in order to repay her "friends".

    • @k.eisenberg8119
      @k.eisenberg8119 3 года назад +2

      Let’s be honest she’s gonna block them before they even see their money back

  • @saraholsson5710
    @saraholsson5710 5 лет назад +284

    Choosing beggar: I've got $1000 and a baby crocodile
    Me: nah I can go catch one in the wild so I'm good

  • @braequan_6238
    @braequan_6238 5 лет назад +178

    Choosing Beggars are the types of people who would steal the diamonds you mined in Minecraft and claim them as their own

    • @iternetsearcher4177
      @iternetsearcher4177 5 лет назад +14

      And if they did that i would kill them and burn down their house after stealing their resources

    • @DanielHernandez-jf1sm
      @DanielHernandez-jf1sm 5 лет назад +10

      So my siblings are choosing beggars

    • @treyjordan3168
      @treyjordan3168 5 лет назад +4

      I had that happen to me, let's say I never spoke to the CB Minecrafter ever again

    • @jeffreysian-salas1689
      @jeffreysian-salas1689 5 лет назад +2

      @@treyjordan3168 between friends, nothing much happens. Just the breakout of an allout war between 8 people that spans the end, the nether, and the over world. Good times

    • @cedrikw4972
      @cedrikw4972 5 лет назад +1

      Braequan_623 Less worst then the achievement hunter that take your diamonds for the achievement and mis replaced it ruining your storage

  • @tylerhines9046
    @tylerhines9046 5 лет назад +178

    I’d entertain the crocodile offer honestly

    • @skhilji
      @skhilji 4 года назад +16

      Same. Who doesnt want a baby croccy? Dude's missing out on a lot 🐊

    • @cait159
      @cait159 4 года назад +11

      skhilji because they grow up 😂

    • @thatscringe4374
      @thatscringe4374 4 года назад +2

      -what’s up cuties- 😳

    • @Oli_rats
      @Oli_rats 4 года назад

      Lol im the 69th like. Also same tho

    • @Oli_rats
      @Oli_rats 4 года назад

      @@orbeezeater yo I watch fainted too 😊 I posted under "Fainted is my Overlord" too lol

  • @homersimpson6585
    @homersimpson6585 5 лет назад +2969

    I hate and love your Karen voice at the same time

    • @KarensitaBelieber
      @KarensitaBelieber 5 лет назад +49

      Damn, I don't sound like that... Is Karen my real name?

    • @Hello-uv3nz
      @Hello-uv3nz 5 лет назад +41

      @@KarensitaBelieber Haha sorry if that's your real name and your not a karen lol

    • @jnokomis
      @jnokomis 4 года назад +9

      I agree, the spoiled brat even more so

    • @aidenloyd3541
      @aidenloyd3541 4 года назад +7

      Don’t we all?

    • @jenicdarling9690
      @jenicdarling9690 4 года назад +16

      I know he does such a good job doing it that hearing it immediately gives u the reaction of being both pissed off and annoyed. The "Karen voice" makes the most annoying and horrible sounds in the world like nails on a chalkboard sound relaxing and pleasant then compared to listening to "her". Lol

  • @sa_m6467
    @sa_m6467 5 лет назад +133

    Karens: *AAaaaahhHhhHhAaa! aAAaaAaHhHHHH!!*
    rSlash: *why are you running? wHy are you running?!!*

  • @kevinscott7292
    @kevinscott7292 5 лет назад +141

    2:53 -
    "It ain't always about the money!"
    - said exclusively by people not wanting to let go of their money

    • @NivMizzet89
      @NivMizzet89 5 лет назад +6

      Just like 'It's only only a small amount, don't make a fuss over it' and its many variations, used only by the people making a huge fuss because they don't want to pay it.

    • @horizon1099
      @horizon1099 5 лет назад +2

      it’s also like this:
      CB: can I please have your product for free?!?!
      other dude: no that’s what the price is for
      CB: well fuck you nobody wants your shitty product anyways!!!
      like huh

    • @D-me-dream-smp
      @D-me-dream-smp 4 года назад +5

      I never understand the reasoning behind ppl who demand art for free and then complain about the minimal fee quoted by saying “what’s the big deal? it’s only $5 so don’t be greedy” uh yeah so why don’t YOU pay it then. This is second to “its so easy/basic/simple anyone could do it” ok then YOU do it. Ok rant over.

  • @phoenixcomments6292
    @phoenixcomments6292 5 лет назад +543

    Choosing beggar: I want a mansion, a Ferrari and diamonds for free!

    • @thatchoirguy4939
      @thatchoirguy4939 5 лет назад +11

      For free!

    • @lurkerlp
      @lurkerlp 5 лет назад +28

      You can have my Ferrari and my Mansion but when it comes to my Minecraft diamonds that crosses the line

    • @phoenixcomments6292
      @phoenixcomments6292 5 лет назад +13

      @@lurkerlp what about the ender dragon egg huh! Disrespectful human

    • @konstantinernst78
      @konstantinernst78 5 лет назад +7

      And you have to deliver it!

    • @HaXD1209
      @HaXD1209 5 лет назад +3

      Lmao sure, here, take these minecraft mods + creative mode

  • @solomonbardalez4285
    @solomonbardalez4285 5 лет назад +174

    EM: I HATE quick cash scams
    Her weddings: a quick cash scam

    • @ramdomy_boi9049
      @ramdomy_boi9049 5 лет назад +2

      As one who resides In Vegas, I’m offended. I don’t get offended but This time i did

    • @Original_Tenshi_Chan
      @Original_Tenshi_Chan 5 лет назад +4

      @@ramdomy_boi9049 Agreed. As a Vegas native, I have to wonder where the hell that CB thinks we get married?! Like, does she think ALL we have is the Little Chapel of the West and casinos?? Has she not seen Summerlin, Rhodes Ranch, Aliante or Green Valley? We have some NICE areas with nice venues around here. We even have high end golf courses with country clubs that you can rent if you can afford them. Smoke filled and seedy? Hooker?? ... she can kiss my royal Sicilian ass, lol, like all of us women who live here are hookers.. GTFO. >_

  • @digisuboob
    @digisuboob 5 лет назад +51

    i had a fantastic wedding, the entire thing including the brides dress was 2000 bucks. everyone helped and it was a beautiful day.. 1600 each from everyone is just completely unbelievable.

  • @MyDamination
    @MyDamination 5 лет назад +1819

    Hey man, I think you forgot to link the rapper from the third r/ post in the description. That or I'm dumb and I can't find water in a lake.

    • @colechandler736
      @colechandler736 5 лет назад +22

      Yeah ikr

    • @axolotl339
      @axolotl339 5 лет назад +17

      Just go back and look up the names of the songs I guess

    • @ollij02
      @ollij02 5 лет назад +28

      look up sleepless again and his song will pop up. not worth it to look it up imo

    • @strawman3859
      @strawman3859 5 лет назад +13

      A lot of theses videos are recycled so he may have linked it the first time

    • @EdwardBroody
      @EdwardBroody 5 лет назад +31

      I wouldn't worry about it, I tracked it down and it sucked so much I didn't even want to share the link...

  • @sorcikator993
    @sorcikator993 5 лет назад +31

    The bride story is actually quite longer and even crazier. Basically, she was about to marry her school love, her soulmate and the father of her son. She put quite emphase on how much they were in love. But she ended their relationship after the fiancé stand his ground and says the dream wedding wasn't possible.
    She also announce that she would take all the money she already got for the wedding and, instead of giving it back to those who gave it FOR THE WEDDING, she would go backpacking alone in South America to rediscover herself or something. She literally said "all I wanted was to feel like a Kardashian for once". It says it all. The guy dodge a bullet by not marrying her.

    • @cuteizombi6946
      @cuteizombi6946 4 года назад +4

      Yup she's freaking crazy

    • @k.eisenberg8119
      @k.eisenberg8119 3 года назад +4

      Moral of the story: *DON’T TRUST A CRAZY PERSON*

    • @titan133760
      @titan133760 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@k.eisenberg8119 And never stick your dick in crazy

  • @Mikachu1994
    @Mikachu1994 4 года назад +48

    "What even is 1500?"
    More then most young adults have in their bank, Karen

  • @rollothecat2010
    @rollothecat2010 5 лет назад +40

    Yugo is looking wonderful. He is so adorable.🐕

  • @EvilGunther
    @EvilGunther 5 лет назад +59

    The wedding one: they are still gonna be divorced in 6 yrs🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @itrasheditgood
      @itrasheditgood 5 лет назад +7

      Too high of expectations, too high of debt, too high of maintenance. Which will break the camel’s back first?

    • @BleedingxRainbow
      @BleedingxRainbow 5 лет назад +6

      JackofDoom they never got married dummy

    • @EvilGunther
      @EvilGunther 5 лет назад +1

      True truw

    • @xlifexwithxlithiumx
      @xlifexwithxlithiumx 5 лет назад +7

      She said EX many times cuz they separated before the wedding ....

  • @daisybalista126
    @daisybalista126 5 лет назад +72

    i was thinking if karen goes to area 51 what whould it be.
    karen:can you let me in
    area 51 guard:no,this is a restricted area
    karen:let me talk to your manager

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 5 лет назад +8

      Shrugging, the MP goes and gets "The Manager," which is what they named the alien overlord they keep in the most secured tank, who has tentacles for teeth and lasers for eyes.

    • @bookapillar
      @bookapillar 5 лет назад +6

      They shoot on sight if you get that close, so if she meets the alien her Karen powers got her farther than most people......
      But I bet she'll wish they hadn't.

    • @mlpman246
      @mlpman246 5 лет назад +5

      The Guard would just get his NCO to come out just for him/her to tell Karen what they already said. Then they'd arrest her for trespassing on a restricted site.

    • @Ocastia
      @Ocastia 5 лет назад

      Well yea depending on how far she gets in, she'll get arrested, and thrown into prison, shot, or step on a mine-turtle and get blown to pices.

    • @Guest-em2ds
      @Guest-em2ds 5 лет назад

      @@Ocastia Nice reference there.

  • @sugarstudios5946
    @sugarstudios5946 5 лет назад +113

    nobody:
    yugos cute adorable self: **is adorable**

    • @sockfoot5978
      @sockfoot5978 5 лет назад +3

      Sugar Studios I love ur pfp lapis is cute

    • @toning338
      @toning338 5 лет назад +1

      Me to, it’s great

  • @treb1988
    @treb1988 5 лет назад +138

    i'd say the ex dodged a bullet. but that is dodging a nuke.

    • @RandomTrinidadian
      @RandomTrinidadian 4 года назад

      He dodged a Castle Bravo nuke....

    • @ally9637
      @ally9637 4 года назад

      Too bad they have a child--
      It could be a beginning of Entitled Mother's story XD

    • @RandomTrinidadian
      @RandomTrinidadian 4 года назад +1

      @@ally9637 i really hope the ex took the kid.

    • @EclipsedYamiOld
      @EclipsedYamiOld 4 года назад +1

      @@orbeezeater This guy somehow survived a fucking Supernova

  • @octane_rl
    @octane_rl 5 лет назад +99

    >me
    >hears boost his spotify
    >don't see link in description
    >what.exe
    >he lied
    You lied to me. I demand you pay me 25,000 USD before I get a lawyer and sue you for releasing false information to the public.

    • @grottonesquelad1421
      @grottonesquelad1421 5 лет назад

      I didnt see a link, but there was txt at the bottom.

    • @Fallenfromgrace1990
      @Fallenfromgrace1990 5 лет назад +1

      I just punched in the song name in Spotify. His spotify account was there. Actually, he isn't that bad.

    • @Veilzi
      @Veilzi 5 лет назад

      Here u go bois i came in clutch open.spotify.com/track/5n8DVJPT2nmH7BW4A2sBIC?si=BvBc_za2RPeTU5THgQicIg

  • @rightbackatyabuckaroo4741
    @rightbackatyabuckaroo4741 5 лет назад +51

    Choosing beggar logic: you dont need your house anymore therefore i can have it for free.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 5 лет назад +2

      My favorite is how 'selfish' the house-owner always is for turning such a gracious offer down, without once realizing that the original offer was much, much more selfish to begin with.

    • @Goose_frog
      @Goose_frog 5 лет назад

      Ur profile pic made me laugh so hard

    • @Goose_frog
      @Goose_frog 5 лет назад

      @GAEL MEDINA NAGO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @rightbackatyabuckaroo4741
      @rightbackatyabuckaroo4741 5 лет назад

      @GAEL MEDINA NAGO oh damn

  • @emmyblue30
    @emmyblue30 5 лет назад +114

    Sounds like that woman’s fiancé dodged a bullet......
    Edit: wait, they have a kid?!? Oh no. 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +734

    I hope you enjoyed this video
    BECAUSE NOW YOU OWE ME $1,000
    PAY UP JERKFACE: bit.ly/supportRSLASH

  • @mishkamental807
    @mishkamental807 5 лет назад +155

    “Once and a lifetime.” Once AND A lifetime. ONCE AND A LIFETIME. OnCe aNd a LiFeTiMe. OOOOOOOOONCE AAAAAAAAND AAAAAAAAA LLLLLLLIIIIIIFFFFFEEEETTTTIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEEE

    • @aa-hsnick6379
      @aa-hsnick6379 4 года назад +8

      You okay?
      Can i help you in anyway?

    • @fc_gaming3196
      @fc_gaming3196 4 года назад +6

      r/ihadastroke

    • @Totasfunnynumber
      @Totasfunnynumber 4 года назад +1

      Once in a LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTFFFEERREEEEEEEETIIIIIIIIMMME

    • @shurik3nz346
      @shurik3nz346 4 года назад +2

      Username checks out.

    • @CumManhehehaw
      @CumManhehehaw 4 года назад

      I understand you are what your name means

  • @kierstynmiller2507
    @kierstynmiller2507 5 лет назад +38

    Considering it took me almost a year to save $1500 I absolutely would not have gone to that wedding either

    • @joimumu
      @joimumu 4 года назад +5

      Even if it would only take 2 weeks to save for it it still to much, 500 is generous for a wedding gift

    • @k.eisenberg8119
      @k.eisenberg8119 3 года назад +1

      @@joimumuAs a child on their moms account *it ain’t worth it*

    • @sourisvoleur4854
      @sourisvoleur4854 3 года назад

      Even if you had $1500 to give the bride, you'd still have to book a flight to Aruba and accommodations.

  • @MsTemptation
    @MsTemptation 5 лет назад +63

    So the bride expected her friends to pay for HER wedding. 😂😂😂
    Oh the entitlement of it all.🤣🤣🤣

  • @KneelB4Bacon
    @KneelB4Bacon 5 лет назад +19

    11:40 _" . . . what is $1,000? What is $1,500? Clearly, not a lot . . ."_
    For people who don't have that kind of money to throw around, $1,500 carefully spent would be about half a years worth of food for them.

    • @k.eisenberg8119
      @k.eisenberg8119 3 года назад +1

      *ya even a kid like me knows that makes you wonder how spoiled she is*

  • @adg2hi815
    @adg2hi815 4 года назад +27

    CB: Give me 1500 or more.
    Me: *Hands her monopoly money*

    • @k.eisenberg8119
      @k.eisenberg8119 3 года назад +1

      ( *me who is dirt poor in monopoly money* )
      *yaaaaa no*

  • @45ladybugs
    @45ladybugs 4 года назад +26

    The Bride has been gaslighting everyone her whole entire life.

  • @jaspernavall8204
    @jaspernavall8204 5 лет назад +479

    gimme youre 1.1M subs my alligator deserves it!
    Edit:nice

  • @mr.pringlz8784
    @mr.pringlz8784 4 года назад +64

    The dislikes are from choosing beggars who didn't get free merch.

    • @dhruvrana4735
      @dhruvrana4735 4 года назад +1

      yeah man.. who are disliking these videos .. they are fun. Channel is not making imaginary stories .. they are out there... it's just story telling ... it's like disliking david attenborough because he told us ice caps are melting.

    • @fownwaofhwwp756
      @fownwaofhwwp756 3 года назад

      And from the crocodiles the CBs abuse and have in their wallet

    • @thunderflare59
      @thunderflare59 3 года назад

      But it was for my son! Who has cancer! And just lost his grandmother! And his father walked out on him! And his dog died! Its his birthday! And obviously the merch I intend to hock for drug money would make his birthday the best.
      SHIT!

  • @ichigokage
    @ichigokage 5 лет назад +96

    Dude there are some real infamous absolutely batshit wedding stories. One woman wanting to ‘feel like a Kardashian for a day’

    • @jakerocinante1133
      @jakerocinante1133 5 лет назад

      ichigokage that can easily be arranged without spending to much, find a college basketball team offer them free beers and whiskey, after they are fairly loose introduce them to the bride as their ride for the night. She will feel the way. Any number of the Kardashians have felt at one or more points in time

    • @gabrieljernigan8443
      @gabrieljernigan8443 4 года назад +1

      Why would she want to be literal fucking plastic?

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +177

    I can't tell if this is a good bridezilla moment.

  • @Felix24148
    @Felix24148 5 лет назад +20

    I remember my sister acted like a choosing beggar with my old Nintendo systems years ago. She wanted my spare N64 and told me I was selfish for refusing to let her have it. And she managed to talk me into loaning her my NES. And her cat freaking pissed on it and destroyed the circuitry.

  • @zachbrown7543
    @zachbrown7543 5 лет назад +80

    You forgot to put that guys Spotify in the description

    • @G-y_m
      @G-y_m 5 лет назад +4

      Because he only cares about himself

    • @issumusi
      @issumusi 5 лет назад +5

      He most likely has prewritten descriptions and forgot
      You can find the artist easily tho

    • @theworstmaid
      @theworstmaid 5 лет назад +15

      @@G-y_m where in the fuck did you gather that information?

    • @y33t23
      @y33t23 5 лет назад +3

      Here you go open.spotify.com/artist/5gtAAkUcAxP4DJUBnS95vS

    • @olivegardensrestroom688
      @olivegardensrestroom688 5 лет назад +2

      @@G-y_m how does forgetting to do something automatically make you selfish?

  • @LocalGH16
    @LocalGH16 5 лет назад +25

    It seems like when a Choosingbegger hears free they think that everything is free “oh that one thing is free so is that also free? How about that?”

  • @mistereggx8202
    @mistereggx8202 5 лет назад +75

    7:19
    Florida man arrested for recording 2 Choosingbeggars argue, after telling them to meet and exchange items.

    • @colin9164
      @colin9164 5 лет назад +2

      There is a story about a man doing this. read this story!
      quotesnhumor.com/top-20-most-funny-stories-of-all-time/

    • @alexhughes8211
      @alexhughes8211 5 лет назад +1

      Colin ODaniel thank you for these gems!

  • @kstricl
    @kstricl 5 лет назад +141

    The idea of sending one choosing beggar to another choosing beggar has been tried. You see the mini series on HBO recently?
    Chernobyl.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 лет назад +6

      r/EntitledEngineers

  • @SinnamonAstonish
    @SinnamonAstonish 5 лет назад +20

    Anyone else enjoy hearing him laugh while he gets out a joke between stories?

  • @ernestoalvarado7717
    @ernestoalvarado7717 5 лет назад +96

    Sellsman selling mansion:35 million is the least
    Karen:how bout for free

  • @TvTrollByIvy
    @TvTrollByIvy 5 лет назад +14

    The crazy bride one has a lot more info!
    A relative had spilled the beans, aparently, the bride is obssesed with the Kardashians, and thinks is absurd that people wont make it happen for her.
    It's quite a rollercoaster ride.

  • @thomasnaguit9674
    @thomasnaguit9674 4 года назад +22

    “We need 1500 for wedding PLEASE”
    Ah yes, the stupidity of a karen.
    In terms of PHP (I live in the Philippines), that is like a month of living and that is just disgraceful

    • @k.eisenberg8119
      @k.eisenberg8119 3 года назад +2

      Karen: ya we’re also gonna need your house and your doggo and your meme on your profile picture

  • @sketchbook8725
    @sketchbook8725 4 года назад +14

    Crazy bride: "Anyway, I am exhausted. I'm bone tired. My heart is not the same. Its stone cold. Fragmented. Empty. I need to get away from this awful society."
    Me: Are those song lyrics? A poem?

    • @k.eisenberg8119
      @k.eisenberg8119 3 года назад +1

      *maybe it’s code for something*

    • @gaiapurpure
      @gaiapurpure 3 месяца назад

      An interesting start. Can't wait for P!nk or Taylor Swift to finish it off.

  • @karenkey8710
    @karenkey8710 4 года назад +17

    "I got 1000 and a baby crocodile"
    Sorry, only doggos.

    • @k.eisenberg8119
      @k.eisenberg8119 3 года назад +1

      Where do you even get a baby crocodile-

  • @fc_gaming3196
    @fc_gaming3196 4 года назад +16

    Choosing Beggars: it’s free everything

  • @jeeukko
    @jeeukko 5 лет назад +92

    If you dont make video of Yugo (playing and stuff) I am gonna double click that dislike button! Pls do it, I dont want use my mouse more than needed. If my mouse breaks I will sue you

  • @kataseiko
    @kataseiko 5 лет назад +13

    $35 for a computer? I would wrap up a Raspberry Pi for that.

    • @colinantink9094
      @colinantink9094 5 лет назад +2

      Make it a pi zero. With no sd card. So she has to pay double to get the obscure adapters that thing uses.

    • @k.eisenberg8119
      @k.eisenberg8119 3 года назад +1

      *me who doesn’t know about computers*
      Ya! And give her the oldest computer that runs on 1 gigabyte!!

  • @ehrmanehrmann7115
    @ehrmanehrmann7115 5 лет назад +19

    I hope that guys' "brothers" realized he wasn't worth them. He tried to scam his frat brothers for 600 poor guys.

    • @k.eisenberg8119
      @k.eisenberg8119 3 года назад +2

      *The worst part is that a 13 year old who isn’t good with money still thinks this is a stupid scam*

  • @inkdd1463
    @inkdd1463 5 лет назад +20

    rSlash: “it gets MORE insane”
    My brain: “oh really?! I thought we hit insane 2 minuets ago!”
    Me:**types comment on **13:10** on this video before the real insanity happens**

  • @dionnaly7186
    @dionnaly7186 5 лет назад +21

    CB: “I want diamond pickaxe, sword, armour and a house.”

  • @MothMann420
    @MothMann420 5 лет назад +14

    Having two choosing baggers go to each other's house and argue would create a black hole

  • @amandadevasconcellos
    @amandadevasconcellos 5 лет назад +13

    I'm recovering from an appendicitis (nothing serious, but my abdomen hurts), and laughing gives me pain. I must be masochistic, I have no idea why I clicked this. Instant regret. Liked

  • @gurharshbho5960
    @gurharshbho5960 5 лет назад +30

    7:22
    You are a legit evil mastermind

  • @madredepeque2791
    @madredepeque2791 3 года назад +2

    7:39
    Yup, the perfect solution!!! Lmfao🤣🤣🤣

  • @butterflyhelena4199
    @butterflyhelena4199 5 лет назад +53

    Goodmorning Damien I've never been so early I'm always asleep when you post

    • @ultragames8668
      @ultragames8668 5 лет назад +1

      @@MoonfallMidnight i think its a joke

    • @briezeee
      @briezeee 5 лет назад +1

      @@MoonfallMidnight R/wooooosh

    • @jombi8
      @jombi8 5 лет назад

      @@briezeee is it tho they sound similar

    • @jeonghoseok3144
      @jeonghoseok3144 5 лет назад

      Helena Springs his name is Damien omg

    • @A34-q3w
      @A34-q3w 5 лет назад

      isnt damien EMKAY

  • @CSKaras
    @CSKaras 5 лет назад +16

    "what is 1000$ what is 1500$" How about some peoples entire income for the month?

    • @Acidfunkish
      @Acidfunkish 5 лет назад +5

      That's 2 months rent, alone. Not 2 months necessary living expenses, just rent. Cheesus, "lady." Get your head out of your arse.
      But she's right about one thing: letting her friends go easily, with absolutely no guilt or shame. If friendship is only meaningful to someone when it becomes transactional, then it shouldn't be meaningful to you, emotionally.
      Way better than her becoming resentful and petty, and slowly killing her relationships off with passive-aggressiveness. One big blowout will bring all of her ex-friends closer together. 😂
      Bitch is outta her mind.

  • @Minecraft101ToonLink
    @Minecraft101ToonLink 5 лет назад +5

    0:23 Awhhh!!! Look at Yugo! So stinkin’ adorable! ☺️

  • @TheHungrySlug
    @TheHungrySlug 5 лет назад +25

    Tried that "GoFyourself" discount code on Ebay.
    I got a 20% surcharge
    Amazon is doing a 50%.

  • @mari-ot7tr
    @mari-ot7tr 5 лет назад +53

    Bridezilla coming through call the fire department!!!
    🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️

  • @XTHHedgehog
    @XTHHedgehog Год назад +2

    "Seriously, what is $1,000? What is $1,500?"
    Money you don't have, obviously.

  • @espartacos1
    @espartacos1 5 лет назад +35

    These videos are giving me anxiety knowing how cheap people are

    • @NickJaime
      @NickJaime 5 лет назад +5

      Lol cheap they want shit for free that's beyond cheap

    • @isitoveryet9525
      @isitoveryet9525 5 лет назад +3

      @@NickJaime lol right. Cheap means low in cost, not "no cost at all" 😂😂

  • @Jack-is-here
    @Jack-is-here 5 лет назад +26

    I might actually use that choosing beggar paradox when moving

    • @howardsmith9342
      @howardsmith9342 5 лет назад

      Two choosing beggars fighting over the same free stuff? That might actually create a singularity that would swallow up the known universe. Go for it!

    • @Jack-is-here
      @Jack-is-here 5 лет назад

      Howard Smith ...no, I’m going to sell something to one choosing beggar, get their address, then take another choosing beggar and give them that address

  • @minnarosenqvistmr
    @minnarosenqvistmr 3 года назад +1

    Three of choosing beggars sent to one place, would be even more marvellous! 😂😂

  • @Neveroff-Official
    @Neveroff-Official 5 лет назад +11

    10:43 "once in a life time party"
    With that attitude for Susan it would be more like "once every few years party"

  • @lizardlegend42
    @lizardlegend42 5 лет назад +21

    Hey Rslash, you forgot to add the rapper's spotify in the description. You should probably add it otherwise it doesn't look good on you

  • @jedicapybara
    @jedicapybara Год назад +1

    Something I learned from FB Marketplace is don’t say sorry to anyone. When they start going CB on you be polite but blunt and firm.

  • @thatonedude1640
    @thatonedude1640 5 лет назад +133

    It’s like your friend sets a mission in gta for 60K and the level 12 wants 1Million
    Edit: 2 views 112 likes noice

    • @TheEmeraldTiger
      @TheEmeraldTiger 5 лет назад

      It depends on the context though. If the mission gives 2 mill and there are 2 doing it that's fair enough, but if it gives 1.5m total and there are 4 doing it that's different

    • @thatonedude1640
      @thatonedude1640 5 лет назад

      The Emerald Tiger they’d fucking ask for all of it

    • @oopitywoop4568
      @oopitywoop4568 5 лет назад

      I’m really broke af, so I had was just doing the first doomsday heist, The Boii’s and I were playing (They ain’t the Boii’s anymore, demanded ) Demanded 20 % and the 2 to lowest ( I was lowest ) demanded 25% they they le left me in the dirt like a quick ass cash grab 💰

    • @TheEmeraldTiger
      @TheEmeraldTiger 5 лет назад

      @@oopitywoop4568 so you were desperate for money so you did a heist. Someone else desperate for money asked for a bigger cut.

    • @Ocastia
      @Ocastia 5 лет назад

      Ahh GTA online in a nutshell, and what do you need all that money for? Right a Can of soda, and an RC car.

  • @madsotzenandreasen7145
    @madsotzenandreasen7145 5 лет назад +4

    7:30
    you thats the reall shit i love it
    haha

  • @firebolt53423
    @firebolt53423 4 месяца назад +1

    1,000 and a baby crocodile? SOLD!

  • @woodgatejack
    @woodgatejack 5 лет назад +13

    The down-voting thing reminded me of something that happened here on RUclips about ten years ago or more.
    It was back in the day when RUclips had stars rather than upvotes and downvotes, one could award 1 to 5 stars depending on how much you liked a video.
    I found myself collecting videos for a playlist called "When Worlds Collide" full of fan videos in which film makers brought to separate franchises together; Star Wars meets Star Trek, Doctor Who meets Harry Potter, Freddie Kruger meets Ghostbusters, that kind of thing. The makers did this either by getting making fan-films with actors and effects or by editing footage from films together to make it look like the characters were interacting with each other.
    The videos in question was one of the latter. The user had edited together footage from _Buffy the Vampire Slayer_ and _Smallville_ to create a kind of a trailer for a crossover in which Buffy and Clark Kent had a romance.
    It was rather fun and I gave it five out of five stars and asked in the comments if I could put it in my playlist and share it with the Sci-fi/fantasy forum I was part of.
    The poster was happy to do so.
    He then posted another video, once again it was a Buffy/Smallville crossover and basically a follow-up to the first video, but this time had Buffy made to look like a crazy stalker.
    The editing was on par with the first one, and there was quite a bit of skill in making Buffy look quite psychotic. However, to be honest I was a little uncomfortable as to how Buffy was portrayed, so I only gave 4/5 stars, but posted "Fantastic Stuff!" in the comments.
    A day later, the poster contacted me on my channel, asking why I said "Fantastic Stuff!" but _only_ gave him four stars.
    Thinking noting of it, I just replied "I just didn't want to give you a big head, lol"
    He then replied that "anyone who knows [him] knows he'd _never_ get a big head" and wasn't satisfied with my answer. So I told him that my actual reason- that I just didn't like him making Buffy the bad guy (yeah, that may be a bit fan-boy-ish, but it really wasn't a big deal to me)
    He then replied that he was a training as a film editor and putting his work out there to get discovered and make a career from it, and giving him only 4 stars put this dream in jeopardy. He accused me of stifling his art and _demanded_ to give him five stars.
    I was slightly gob-smacked. His films were cool and all, but they weren't _that_ special (such crossovers were two a penny at the time) and all he actually did was take other people's work and mash it together with an editing program. The stars he had on his video were still pretty high, I'm sure a few trolls 1 star ratings wouldn't matter and if a film producer wouldn't really care about them if they thought the film itself was good.
    (BTW, this I as I said was over ten years ago, before the Google buy-out and way before the era of RUclips millionaires, when You-tube was just another internet page, full of mainly cat-videos and stuff ripped off from films and TV shows)
    I thought the guy was _so_ up himself, and told him in a reply. Also, I told him it would be a shame if any large forums his videos had been shared on heard he was trying to bully viewers and all jumped on his video and one-starred it.
    As I said, this was before RUclips was bought by Google and their more stringent stance on copyright infringement. A lot of the videos in my old "When World's Collide" have since been taken down, including this guy's Buffy/Smallville ones. I think, ironically, if he wasn't so hungry about going viral, his videos would've been overlooked and still be up. It could be that, like the guy who made that Doctor Who Anime, he _was_ spotted and hired by a production company and was told to take down his vids to avoid copyright issues, but I doubt it.

  • @sickafro0124
    @sickafro0124 5 лет назад +35

    Ok, nice plan, but, dont let the choosing beggars watch this video until its done. Then you still get veiws and the business is finished.

  • @henrik_xiii
    @henrik_xiii 3 года назад +4

    "What is 1000$?" Well, a year's worth of food for one person.

    • @abrahamthebewildered1448
      @abrahamthebewildered1448 3 года назад +1

      Oh, I bet you she's the type that orders takeout every night and only eats at restaurants. Probably spends $1,000 a month on food, no doubt paid for by either her parents or her fiance. . . Till they split up.

  • @dr.temperancebrennan
    @dr.temperancebrennan 4 года назад +12

    That dudes lucky he got out of that relationship

  • @VicGeorge2K6
    @VicGeorge2K6 2 года назад +3

    When you're more in love with the "ideal wedding" than you are with the person you're going to marry, something tells me it isn't going to be a fairytale wedding.

    • @OnlyJalenPhd
      @OnlyJalenPhd 2 года назад

      This is sadly true. I was infatuated with the idea of a big wedding, and had no clue that the wedding lasts less than 12 hours, and marriage is until death. I did marry a really nice guy, but after a couple years, we both realized we’d make better friends. That lesson taught me so much. I have now been married for over 19 years, and we went to the Justice of the Peace.

  • @tookitogo
    @tookitogo 3 года назад +1

    I’m in stitches at your excitement over creating the choosingbeggar feedback loop by sending one to the other’s home. 😂

  • @cuteoctopi8413
    @cuteoctopi8413 5 лет назад +38

    Try r/vaxxhappened it's amazing also r/thathappened and more of r/wooooosh

  • @SunFireArtist
    @SunFireArtist 5 лет назад +12

    Me, who used to live in NC and understands the drive from Boone to Wilmington: OOF OH WOW

  • @lexclark7542
    @lexclark7542 5 лет назад +2

    Oh I live for these. The amazing quality and great stories!!!

  • @xNeariax
    @xNeariax 5 лет назад +29

    Entitled Bride: "What is $1500?"
    Me, in my German countryside apartment: "lol. Roughly 4 months worth of rent, Karen. XD"

    • @preethipt9
      @preethipt9 5 лет назад

      I live in a third world country and the rent costs just as much for decent house
      Guess rent is uniform everywhere

    • @moon5497
      @moon5497 5 лет назад +1

      That's about 5 months where I live
      4 months if it's a more expensive place like a family home or something so yeah

    • @sorassmallunicornworld3418
      @sorassmallunicornworld3418 4 года назад

      For me it's around 2 and a half month and I mean after taxes many people don't even have that money just lying around

    • @princejangra1231
      @princejangra1231 4 года назад

      As my father is in army that's more than 26 months rent

  • @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00
    @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00 5 лет назад +35

    Who in the bleep are these people that think their friends are obligated to fund their dreams???

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 лет назад +1

      The Trump family?

  • @Leftistbreakfist
    @Leftistbreakfist 5 лет назад +6

    I have this on while I'm at work and audibly scoffing and laughing at the audacity of these people. I don't know how my officemate is feeling about that.

    • @k.eisenberg8119
      @k.eisenberg8119 3 года назад +1

      Let’s Be honest *there probably laughing inside*

  • @eithanyoung3745
    @eithanyoung3745 5 лет назад +18

    Give me 100k now or I'm sueing for stealing my money

  • @dustel5367
    @dustel5367 5 лет назад +41

    This one with crocodile.... I want it, no sorry
    I NEED IT

  • @danielarim7049
    @danielarim7049 3 года назад +2

    1500 Dollars is way more than average person's monthly pay in Czech Republic, that could pay for a month of living

    • @abrahamthebewildered1448
      @abrahamthebewildered1448 3 года назад +1

      I live in Canada and generally spend around $1,100 per month for everything put together. This woman is out of her damn mind. Clearly got handed everything her entire life. This is why she thinks $1,500 is "Nothing," and at the same time can't afford a $60,000 wedding. If she had half a sense in her head, she'd get a small, super cheap, but quaint wedding with only her closest friends and family, and use most of the money for a down payment on a home, instead of flaunting wealth she clearly doesn't have.

  • @arshadhakim849
    @arshadhakim849 5 лет назад +25

    You should pay me for watching your content. Seriously. No joke.

  • @nou-jn6uz
    @nou-jn6uz 5 лет назад +91

    Yo rslash I wanna buy ur channel for 1$ but I also have a puppy so I think that would work

    • @ethancohen6092
      @ethancohen6092 5 лет назад +2

      No I have baby kangaroo and 2$

    • @KaiKai-li6io
      @KaiKai-li6io 5 лет назад

      No I want it for free and I want it delivered to me for free 😂😂

    • @marykelley3656
      @marykelley3656 5 лет назад

      4 finches and 1 dollar bill lol

    • @TotallyNotALolicon
      @TotallyNotALolicon 5 лет назад +1

      Y’all ain’t got nothing on me I got 5$ and a baby dolphin and a penguin top that

    • @iamsosad1429
      @iamsosad1429 5 лет назад

      Oh yeah I got a 🐜

  • @luckyrblue2354
    @luckyrblue2354 4 года назад +1

    Medusa without her snakes is still Medusa and can still turn people into stone. 9:21

  • @codandmgsrock
    @codandmgsrock 5 лет назад +16

    the nicest and best functioning married couple I know of was married in vegas, so what on earth is this person talking about

    • @luckyllama7607
      @luckyllama7607 4 года назад +1

      Grazed Death.

    • @k.eisenberg8119
      @k.eisenberg8119 3 года назад +1

      *I think that’s a sign she was planning to brake up with him after-*

  • @Frogthroat1
    @Frogthroat1 5 лет назад +5

    "Playhouse for $30."
    "Will you take $5?"
    "Yes, if it's accompanied by 5 other $5 bills."
    "Will you give me this thing for free that is for very young children that can't even walk yet?"
    "No, I need some money for it."
    "But it's for my child!"
    "Oh really? You want it for your child? I thought you yourself might use a thing that is for kids who can't even walk yet. But if it's for a child... that's still a no from me."