r/Choosingbeggars Date Me OR ELSE!
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"That's the offer, take it or leave it."
'I'll leave it.'
"No, wait..."
Seriously, I've never seen that threat work. Why do people even do it?
Always leave it.
*Alright listen here you little shit*
My cousin did that to me when we played 6 hours of monopoly. He was trying to help himself but it ended up helping me.
*alright listen here you little shit*
No! This isn't how you're supposed to play the game!
The first lady sounds like she might sue you if she has a boy.
Pretty sure she would
Yup probs
ikr
Yep.
Fr
First lady: **has baby girl**
"Okay, let's name her Emily. I've always wanted to name a girl that."
**Hands baby back to doctor**
"Okay, I'm done with it."
LMAO WHAT THE UFKC XD
i feel attacked right now 😂 🤣😂 🤣
What happens when the baby is a boy? 😂
She said "Promptly proceeding the deed." Doesn't that mean before?
@@pollypockets508 no, ‘precede’ means before.
‘Proceed’ means to move forward.
But in that context, I think they meant the first one. Just spelled it incorrectly! 😛
"I demand you say sorry for making my daughter cry"
"Fine, I'm sorry your mother made a promise she had no way of actually fulfilling" what is it with these people and trying to use their kids as pawns? Like claiming "I already promised my child" is supposed to make YOU the arsehole instead of them, even though supposedly they're the one who promised their child something they couldn't follow through on in the first place
@K9 I love it when American's say "y'all", it's kind of sexy
@@bridgetmadden5716 you'd love the southern states then🤣
I'm an online tutor and a parent once accused me not caring about her children's progress when I refused to grant her request of getting a 50%+50%+20%+coupon+extra discount+"commitment" to not raise my rate. That'd amount to perhaps around $7 per hour per child (and I have to pay commissions and fees on that) and she sends both of her children to an international school ($$$).
@@hilaryhongkong Its so weird when rich people get petty over money
It’s either something about kids, or something to do with dying of some disease, or their kid deserves whatever the item is.
How does she know she will get pregnant on the first try
Or know if she will have a girl
She's stealing a whiskey bottle, a fancy free meal, a man's dignity and other narcissistic things that she feeds upon, either way. I think she's good with the outcome either way.
Plot-twist: she's on birth control! and just wants to rip-off men and their dignity, feed upon controlling them, then sadistically have fun threatening them with child support for an imaginary child a year later, extorting them financially and living off of that without actually working a day in their life.
Don't know mate
Ovulation prediction tests?
Maybe she's planning on being able to do this over and over again until she does get pregnant.
The 3rd conversation from the Snowboard guy killed me. Couldn't stop laughing from the gay jokes
He had no chill that was f’in hilarious
Ye, I can’t agree more lol
No one else like this post, it has 69 likes!
Deadass lol
Those gay jokes got me aroused sadly
My fave thing about the guy wanting a brunette or blonde woman actually spelled those correctly, he just spelled them the masculine way in French 😂
Now you know why he wants an intelegent woman. 😂😂😂
But he didn't want her to be " supper tall". Not sure what that means. Too tall to eat supper?
😂😂 I love how his voice went from annoying lady to manly "ITS ME AGAIN WHY U MAKE ME PAY 500".
THAT SNOWBOARD GUY IS LEGIT DROPPING L’s ON THE GUY LMAO
NOODLE BONES
The balls in mouth comment had me laughing. So many burns.
Some killer burns. There’s gotta be more of this crazy CB right? xD
"Straight off a mfer's ass and getting homesick" had me dead
Are those two gonna like hatefuck or what
You can't illegally record text messages, they are recorded automatically.
ImaNerdANDaGeek shhhhh.. stop using logic.. it will scare the choosing beggars away
@@BradenBest i cant read this
@@vesiherne197 I defined defamation, gave examples, showed how the logs aren't defamation, and then made a cheeky nod to sex tapes.
@@BradenBest hmmm
I trust you because you're a Nerd AND a Geek.
Props to the Snowboard guy for turning the tables on that other guy at least 20 times.
Good thing for the computer guy that he wasn’t brought to court over this. But can you imagine the look his attorney would have given him when OP would show the evidence while on the stand? Priceless😂
The first lady apparently don't know that the chance of getting a boy is 50%
In my family, the chances of getting a boy is 50.0000% so it isn’t always TrUuuu
Matantsa 50.0000% is the same as 50%
Also the chances are the same for every human with small differences
@@matantsa4928 But... you just put on more zeroes..?
@@mrono1910 OK boomer
Eya Chakroun only boomers has a pfp of a real person so OK BOOMER
"Oh I'm sure you'll be around too" is such a powerful statement to use for when someone says you will go to hell for being gay
Honestly if being gay or LGBT is the only requirement to go to hell, I won't be there but ik it'll be fabulous lol
@@vick7868 Hell's where all the good music and edgy but funny comedians are too, don't forget that. Also Pokemon TCG tournaments and D&D campaigns, and videogames, and how many good movies and TV shows again? Hell's where it's at, Heaven is just a retirement home and the only draw it has is the giant dog park. (Because we all know where the good bois all go.)
@@neoqwerty Man... if being gay is the only requirement for going to Hell then imma be missing out on some awesome shit apparently 😂
@@neoqwerty hell seems pretty good tbh
@@vick7868 Just not believing in God automatically sends you to Hell
Is anyone else astounded by rslash ability to not laugh their ass off while reading " I could hold you down and put my balls in your mouth and you couldn't do anything about it"???? Because I burst out laughing 😆🤣
"ok calm down Dwight Schrute"
he always knew.
When?
I wanna be Snowboard Dude's friend. He seems like a real good and chill man.
sad potato ur gay aren’t you
@@mrono1910 I am a lesbian.
sad potato and im homosexual
Nice to meet you fellow minority
He sounds fun as well
miggee47 _ it is?
CB: $2.
OP: It’s $100.
CB: YOU RUINED MY CHILD’S CHRISTMAS!!!
not to sound cliche, but Christmas isn’t just about gifts.
Also, not snowboard guy's problem that asshat didn't save up enough money prior to Christmas to get a snowboard. He doesn't owe him shit. He's a stranger.
Christmas is about getting a break before having to worry about either what you got on your finals or worrying about taking your finals for students at least
I had someone say that to me once. I said, Oh I'm horribly sorry your childs whole christmas hangs in the balance of this 1 single gift. sounds like you need to teach them a lesson in accepting disappointment. yeah, that was a good time laughing at the 45 minute spew of hate that came after that.
FUNTASTIC Sisters you’re not cliche it’s true
Shit
Aaah, yes. Having a baby is so much fun, specially when you lack the money to support it and even buy essential things. What a joy
can we all respect how well this guy does voices for these people?
Optimist: The Glass is half full
Pessimist: The Glass is half empty
Realist: The Glass is halved
Choosing Beggar: The Glass is free for me and me only
Lol
Smartass: actually the glass is completely full half with water half with air
@@blablablablabla1475 Everyone: *obliterates smartass*
@@davidthecommenter good call, how to act when you encounter one irl tho?
@@blablablablabla1475 ignore em if you can
To all the creepy/nice guys who claim they respect women, here's a tip: If you have to advertise how much you respect women, it means you don't
IM A NIIIIIICE GUY. m'lady. 😂
THIS. Fucking this. Telling yourself you respect women and that you’re a nice guy means nothing unless you...actually *are* a good person.
@@joshualangdon6010 I'm too special and quirky for nice guys, because I'm not like other gurls looool
@@Alexandra-rb7ju lol. *tips my fedora *
unfortunately, often too true.
Why do people think that saying "it's for christmas" makes a difference
Maybe there are some poor bastards that would make it cheaper cause of that. Its a cheap negotiation tactic
“Ok calm down Dwight Schrute”
BEST. LINE. EVER
The guy with the snowboard- HIS COMEBACKS ARE GOLDEN
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR A COMMENT LIKE THIS I COMPLETELY AGREE BRO
Yeah theyre great
I agree to much 😂
Yep.^^
CRISPY golden
How many respects can we give Snowboard Man. HES THE BEST
Give snowboard man needs 420 respects
He gud
justawaffle no they deserve more
Anime Lover4life you wouldn’t get it man
give snowboard man 5000 likes
bless the lady who gave her 40 bucks for nothing it was so sweet but that choosing beggar probable stopped her from being so kind
Next they're like - "Wow thanks for ruining my Christmas. I am a single mother and I promised my daughter I will give her a 45$ something. Hope you feel happy after making my daughter cry...."
No Gratitude 😡😡😡😡
@@mysteryGuySaysHi Right, the audacity of some people
If I finally gained so much faith in humanity to give an online stranger 40 bucks, this would definitely make me lose it.
“MUST BE INTELEGENT”
ChoosingBeggar 2020
CURSED PFP, CURSED PFP, ABORT!
The irony is that the guy didn’t have the intelligence to spell intelligent correctly xD
"defamation of character"
jude Judy's voice in my head:'the best defence against a defamation claim is truth'
Thundermikeee you spelled judge wrong
That evil Reddit monster literally WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION!!!!!☠️
@@Skooter-ko1yj no no no they are talking about Jude Judy, you know, like Judge Judy but has something against Gs
That OP selling the snowboard is a comeback master. “That’s assuming you can reach past my chest.”
What about the "Dwight Schrute" comeback tho. He seems to have a comeback for every single situation. Either he planned it or he has an unparralled ability to come up with not only SMART, but PASSIVE AGRESSIVE things on the fly.
@@evangonzalez3363 or he may just not respond until he's thought of a decent réponse
@@evangonzalez3363 I don't get the chest or Dwight schrute! I don't get it. None of it. I know he's from the office but what does that have to do with bear gay stuff?
@@antoniocasias5545 The chest is probably because he said he's 6ft4 (I remember 6ft being 183cm in metric so that should be really TALL)
@@devilmethewitch2024 oh I see. 2 1/2 cm is an inch. So 193CM
snowboard man, snowboard man, you're now the love of my life
snowboard man, snowboard man, you've shown me the light.
That dude said “MUST BE INTELEGENT” because he sure isn’t!
CB: "I don't even know why I f*cking messaged you..."
Me: "Then why did you message him in the FIRST PLACE?!"
Why are you asking? He literally just said he doesn't know.
If you really want to know, you might have to find two brain cells for him to rub together, so he can figure it out.
Maybe he's flirting with the guy
*why meme plays*
To try to extort someone selling a $280+ item for $85. "I can't do more than 85" ..later.. "I can do 150"
Also, here's the true mark of someone who is terrible with money: "I can barely make rent and I need to get a good christmas present". He might be kicked out of his home in the winter, and his priority is an expensive gift?? Lol. GL
Because that’s what trolls be like LOL
The top two excuses choosing beggars give:
1. "I'm a single parent!"
2. "Come on, it's for my kid for Christmas!"
Sometimes both
3. "I/my (friend/relative) has cancer!"
I would say "So? My mom raised 3 kids by herself."
Christian Kopet maybe they should start charging more for every crotch goblin mentioned. You have three kids? All right that’s 3X the price. 🧐
I just heard a story about a Karen berating a single mother. So I guess Karens only care when they're the single mothers?
"Dwight schrute" LMAO I DIED
“F-ing bundle of sticks!”
The snowboard guy was so patient, props to him
And his responses at the end were gold
Yeah, he’s a really patient “bundle of sticks”.,😂😂😂😂😂😂 that part took me out!!!💀
patient person would not instantly bark on a person they know are chosing beggar. Tho, his comebacks were very entertaining to watch
18:14 I'll never forget the most kindness I've ever faced in my life. I'm not a choosing beggar; I was at the grocery store in the United states buying supplies for my mother after my dad passed away as even though she's lived here for a long ti.e she's still uncomfortable speaking English to strangers and is too proud to admit she cant understand. (She had a brain tumor in 1995 and mentally was never the same.) I reach the checkout when I realize the card my mother gave me is missing. Trying not to cause a scene (even though my 4 year old had no problem announcing loudly what was going on) and fighting tears of embarrassment I begin to put back the groceries. I had just enough US cash to buy food for my mom to eat the next day, then as if an angel from heaven, a man approached my son (which initially freaked me out) and asked him if he was helping his mommy run errands. Bold and brass as ever, he announced loudly, "my mommy told grandma that we would bring her food." We are not destitute but, I was incredibly embarrassed at not being able to feed my family for the first time in my life when the man stopped the cashier from scanning the items for return. He purchased my entire cart and I couldn't thank him enough. It was very recent but I don't believe I will ever forget his kindness.
I would never in my life have asked someone else to buy us food and I do not expect anything like that to happen again, but I am flabbergasted by the grace that was shown to me that day. I have traveled the world (my parents work in petrochemical and we moved to the US for positions at NASA) but I can honestly say the kindest person I ever met was a quiet unassuming man in south eastern Texas.
Aww that's nice.
i was ten and at the store buying a few errands for my mom, and i really wanted this cute headband. but as it turns out there's not enough and i was ready to put it back until an elderly lady gave me a couple dollars to pay for it. that lady was so sweet and i wish i could've paid it back.
That's so nice,
God bless that man. I hope your family is doing well! ❤️ so cute!!!
Apon HIRE? Is she getting a boyfriend or an employee
This woman is seriously crazy
If you want his kid but not him, how messed up are you?
Welcome to planet Earth 😩😩😩😩
Giver her credit! She doesn’t just want his kid, she wants his child support money
The two dudes in the snowboard story have great chemistry lmfao
I swear all these beggars starts out with "IT'S NOT EVEN FOR ME, ITS FOR MY SON, YOU REALLY WANNA RUIN HIS CHRISTMAS?" no one cares about your kid dude
So true, they are lucky these people politely refused, I'd be cussing them out for their stupidity
Big Rosat
Middle of summer "ItS fOr mY KiDs ChRiStMaS"
“okay, calm down Dwight Schrute” must be the best response yet
Terrifying how the cops put him in cuffs without even asking his side of the story!
I was at Walmart and I went to get some candy. All the lines were full except for one. It was this old couple and they had a bunch of groceries so I decided to get behind them. After the cashier scanned everything the couple saw that I had only a bag of candy. So, they offered to pay for it. That was the nicest couple ever and I will never forget it.
choosing begger monopoly, where the 'single mother card' is a literal card.
Also, the "I'm financially struggling!" card.
Don't forget the bundle pack!
- Race card
- Sexism card
- iM cAlLiNg ThE cOpS!!!11! card
Captain_Cupcake Oh how could I! I would like to add ANOTHER! It’s an after effect.
• “I bet you don’t even need it!” Card
@@mortariexe bingo
I guess we should think about making this game then? lol.
Lmao Snowboard Guy was good but I just love how savage MacBook Guy was
“Ok bye”
“Lol no”
“Thank you for the free reddit post”
He was not gonna start a discussion, i respect him😌
i feel like the snowboard guys could in a way have a really beautiful friendship
“MUT BE BLOND OR BRUNET”
Me a smart asian: Are you challenging me?
Also:
“$200 vacation! Only Thailand will fit that budget!”
I am thai and thats super insulting. I have went to Thailand a few times and its super pretty. Amazing scenery. Beautiful beaches. Awesome food. And prices are really cheap. Though its a bit far, i love it. Ok thats my entire rant goodbye
I have friends that frequent Thailand for vacations. They love going there because they love the culture- the people the food the scenes- not to mention affordable. Like honestly, everytime they go theyre excited weeks before and when they come back they already are planning the next trip.
Hmmm, I might check it out when I get a job
People in the comments being like “um actually, blond and brunet aren’t misspelled, they’re just the male versions.” My dudes, “supper” and “so” are also correctly-spelled words, but it’s called a misspelling when you use them instead of “super” and “no.”
r/woooosh
You missed MUT
@@ananonymousyoutubeuser8769 MUT?
Anna Klein It says ‘MUT BE BLOND OR BRUNET’
@@ananonymousyoutubeuser8769 ooooh, haha
When Rslash suddenly changed his voice at 6:26 I almost lost it😂
“Calm down Dwight Shrute” 🤣🤣
I’m dead
I laughed so hard at the snowboard conversation, especially when the instagram "girl's" voice switched to the obnoxious whiny beggar's voice.
I’d literally drop kick a frozen turkey for a free snowboard are you kidding me?
That’s only impressive if it’s frozen, if it isn’t then it’s just awkward (especially if it’s alive and flapping, but that’s animal cruelty)
...
So which is it?
It’s frozen. as Iv stated already.
Wwwwaaaaaaaaa- I swear that wasn’t mentioned earlier, but clearly it was- I’m losing it, fricken Matrix ass shit or something.
Sorry for bugging you!
I want to give you a snowboard simply because the image of someone drop kicking a frozen turkey made me laugh and I need this during this quarantine.
i'll buy you a snowboard just to see this
"Only Thailand could fit that budget"
*laugh in Thai Taxi*
My guy, Im from Thailand and it’s kinda hurts when these bc acts like my own home country looks like a garbage.
Thailand kinda nice doe.
@@MsCellaneous yessir there was a white lady in a white neigbour hood trynna speak spanish in a taco bell. I promise you im not lying
@@superdupersketchy4524 Spanish people are white though. xD (But I get what you mean and holy fuck...)
in Sweden Thailand is kinda seen as that country where old creepy dudes go to 2 buy wives... yikes!
The babysitting job requirements are usually reasonable, though not always, but the pay is always laughably low.
Like my favorite response said, the only people who would accept it are gonna be... eh, screw it, they're kidnappers. Let's call a spade a spade.
These videos have really helped me sleep well after a bad breakup. Thanks man and keep up the good work!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Christmas is coming
And the Karen’s are too
Violets are violet , not fricking blue
Bacon Plays Wooosh
Havocc Gaming ??how is it a woosh
Bacon Plays its apart of the poet or whatever you call it??
Oh no
Choosing begger : "I'm Gonna Post about you!!!"
Rslash: *Pulls reverse Uno card*
Well, actually op pulled the reverse card
Bahahahah since 6:55 I was just laughing so hard at OP's roast and gay jokes 🤣🤣🤣
10 minute mark
OP seemed super freaking chill in his last message
Literally just dropped the conversation until the morning knowing he/she will wake up to a bunch of insult message
Some guy I didn't know proposed to me at my friend's wedding. I thought he was drunk and making a joke, but he was _completely_ serious. It was about 10:00 at night and we were just wrapping up the wedding with some dancing. I don't dance so he came over and, after abruptly proposing, told me he'd been watching me all day and was blown away by my dress and personality. I was the maid of honour and played hostess a bit to make sure everyone was having a good time and that everything was running smoothly. Apparently I had mixed him a drink at the bar, but I don't even remember doing it. I mixed drinks for a lot of people after the ceremony. But according to him, that's when he "knew" we were soul mates. I tried to laugh it off and walk away, but he got massively violent and physical. He grabbed my arm and yanked it hard enough to hurt my shoulder and leave a bruise. I didn't want to make a scene, so I waved my friend's father over, who's kind of like my second dad. He saw what was going on, grabbed the guy, twisting his arm behind his back, and dragged him out of the ballroom. Her dad is a 6'4" viking who knows mixed martial arts, so it didn't take much. Luckily most of the guests didn't notice because the lights were dim and almost everyone was dancing. The bride and groom were all the way on the other side of the room, so we decided not to tell them what happened. Why ruin their night? A few days later I got a text from my friend, who was on her honeymoon, asking if I was okay. Apparently her father told her what happened. After she got back we went through her invitation list and tried to find the guy, but we couldn't. I didn't recognise any of the pics on her Facebook. To this day, we still don't know who he was or if he was even an invited guest.
That's actually kinda terrifying on it's own that he did that and no one knows who he is. Good thing your friend's dad was able to take care of him and glad you're alright.
Damn... glad your ok though
Wow, that is scary. Props to your friends dad and especially you. You sound like a great friend to not want to disturb the wedding although it would have been understandable to do so considering the circumstances.
RSlash: He can only afford an iPhone 0
Me, an intellectual: iPhon't
Mobiln't
Bricn’t
More like iPhone air
@@ehhh9907 that’s the best one yet
Blumbo Glumbo
6:51 god damn!!! The exchange of words is like a ping pong battle it going back and forth 🏓🏓
Bruh snowboard OP is legitimately goals for petty quips and comebacks i love him
“Did I hurt your feelings, noodle bones”
*wobble wobble wobble*
*Spinel would like to know your location.*
@@soldier-6751 i love ur username 😂
@@mystic-hm9mk Thanks :D
*NOODLE*
CB: *complains about a "small" $2k vacation budget*
me: *doesn't even get paid vacation time* oh
Marco Shibo I FEEL
THIS SO HARD
11:05
do you mean.. no supper (supper
/ˈsʌpə/
noun: supper; plural noun: suppers
an evening meal, typically a light or informal one.
"we had a delicious cold supper") tall??
I just found your channel a few days ago and I gotta say that this is the best (imho) video from the r/Choosingbeggars caterogy that I viewed here so far!
Next story:
Karen: A DOLLAR IS TOO MUCH WHY CANT IT BE FREE?!?!
I am accepting applications for a significant other!
Requirements:
- Listen to rSlash with me
Ok I'll do it lol
🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️
me
Sold
Imagine it works but while listening with your significant other and their in choosing beggars
The snowboard guy was quick with those W comebacks
Can I just say, I'm a single mom of three babies (twin boys and a daughter, all under 2) and I would still NEVER ask or expect handouts/anything for free. We aren't all entitled monsters.
Give me Yugo. He will be perfect for my niece, and she deserves him more than you.
My niece is two and eating her vegetables like a champ, so she deserves him.
You're too old for a pup.
Tell that to my grandad
Well I deserve him more then you I am a single mother and my children deserve a new playmate 😂😂😂
I’m a single mother even tho I’m a man. And I don’t have kids but my kids deserve Yugo more than anyone else.
No matter how much I tried, I couldn't stop myself from reading this in rSlash's CB voice
RevokFarthis lmao same
Of course the cops proceed to arrest this guy with no evidence.
CB-“Arrest that man!”
Cops-“Yeah ok.”
Americans, what do you expect. In Australia this would have been a friendly chat at the door and nothing more.
@@Ishlacorrin Very true. They're trash like that in the U.S. Australia must be nice.
@@ARedMotorcycle We have our share of bad coppers too, but on the whole they are just ordinary people like you and me and if you are not breaking the law or being a threat they are calm and collected.
@@Ishlacorrin You don't have to be breaking the law or a threat for them to arrest you in the U.S. So much they can get away with. They take their aggressions out on civilians and even if they're caught, they get a slap on the wrist. When they're not caught, it's their word against yours. Their word is golden. They're monsters with a free pass to do whatever they want.
@@ARedMotorcycle The Victoria state police were like that once around 30-40 years ago but it ended with a major reform and now the cops can get into a lot of trouble for abusing their power. Still happens sometimes but no way near as much as it seems to happen in the US.
Love these conversations
gahhh I just wanna say I love all your videos!! These are great to listen to when i am just sitting and surfing the web!
Why is it often Christmas. Like do everyone suddenly become beggars during Christmas?
Because it’s, “The season of giving!” Therefore they think they’re entitled to free or severely discounted stuff. Or they think they’ll be able to to guilt to seller by saying it’s a Christmas gift.
@@nixxdra same as entitled parents
They gotta milk those “Christmas spirit” out of people man
yes
Yup
4:20
Noodle bones? That's an interesting insult, I like it.
Then I remembered the "mom's spaghetti" meme
(And it got funnier)
These posts are hilarious and snarky voice kills me 🤣
Opens the door -> handcuffs on person that hasnt even gotten information on what its all about. What about "innocent untill proven guilty"?
“Blond” and “brunet” are spelled correctly, actually! ... If you’re talking about a guy
Yes the es are for femininity because they’re French words
I thought they were spelled blonde and brunette
@@hellothere9017 that’s how I thought they were spelled too 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
thats right! cause as a guy you cant use the letter e! whoops
@Lisa Yoder - They are, that’s the feminine form. ‘Blond’ and ‘brunet’ is the masculine.
Remember way back when, the game 'Don't wake daddy?' They need a new game: Dont startle the Karen.
ourWorld Lucy I think there were two versions. I had “Don’t wake daddy” as a kid
Where, instead of beating you, they scream “Let me speak to your manager!”
Can we like, get this copyrighted or something? This is an amazing idea.
Left4Dead mod?
i would play that hahah
That guys comebacks had me cracking up. I wonder if they kept going at it in the a.m 😆😆
Not only I pressed the blue thumb up but I’m binging! I’m so hooked!
"Defamation"
Man who is saying this?
Oh, wait. I don't know because it's not defamation.
I disagree. We know that that is a human male. Truly, we have narrowed down our search with these unique features we have been given in the conversation c:
Vivek Tarkunde do we really know it’s a male though? I don’t think they once identified as male. For all we know it could be a burly chick that gets into bar fights and thinks she’s the worlds toughest.
The snowboard dude tho..maaaan, now that's a King
"My Breeding Choices Require Your Services" LOL
OMG, that snowboard one had me laughing so hard I was crying... LOL TY made my day brighter...hehe
I love how even though these people have spelling, grammatical, or usage errors he reads it as it was intended but leaves the originals up for us to see.
Note to self: don't sell anything around christmas.
I swear the wild choosing beggars jump out more often around this time of year
True.
Luckily I Haven't ran into one. My family went to Walmart to get our stuff for Christmas, I got a Ultra Magnus
Just wait until December 26. Most choosing beggars don’t think before they speak so they’ll end up saying ‘it’s for christmas’ and well, you know...
I like how in the snowboard post OP calls out CB for probably just trying to scam him and resell the board for a higher price. And i haven't heard any denial about that from CB's side.
Case and point - that's EXACTLY what was going to happen.
Can we get a round of applause for this person tricking the choosing begger to use the term “updoots” while upset?
This snowboarding convo is freaking awesome.
When he went for a different account i expected the seller to be "sure the price is WAIT A MINUTE..."
Entitled mother: scalds a pregnant lady for drinking coffee...
Entitled mother: Gets pregnant and drinks coffee
Lady who got scalded: You can't drink that!!
"scolds/scolded", right? Just making sure. The way you have it makes for a very interesting mental picture.
Scold. Unless she was burned
@@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber ooooh that makes mdore sense. I was so confused bc i thought she burned her.
I'm always waiting when I watch your videos to squeeze in that flex about your channel or subscribers! You never disappoint me!! Hahaha you're gold!
That OP with the snowboard is comedy gold!
"if they ever left their mom's basement!"
My room is actually in the basement-
Mine used to be but now we live in Texas so we don’t have a basement anymore.
I live in the basement of a house without a basement
@Ann Lol same
I once offered to be tied up in my friends basement at a sleepover
basement dwellers unite
Hearing “updoot” coming from that entitled voice is actually hilarious for some reason
Lmao the OP told him he's tired and they'll pick it up in the morning 🤣
I like how r/slash is silently flexing he has more influence than any of thes me CBs (I love your vids don’t take it the wrong way)