r/Prorevenge I Stink Bombed My Neighbor's House So Much the Mayor Got Involved

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +1862

    I'm playing board games with my friends all day today
    What about you?

    • @SnapplyPie
      @SnapplyPie 5 лет назад +72

      Living

    • @eclipse8723
      @eclipse8723 5 лет назад +61

      Watching all your videos

    • @AudioEyes.
      @AudioEyes. 5 лет назад +60

      I am having Diarrhea

    • @jennard22
      @jennard22 5 лет назад +17

      I am playing PS4 with my Friend

    • @bov4617
      @bov4617 5 лет назад +46

      Nothing im lonely

  • @fumikotsukumi017
    @fumikotsukumi017 5 лет назад +3020

    I like how in the last story, OP was never mad at the girl (the ex of her BF), and the girl was the one who gave the idea for Revenge. That was so satisfying to hear.

    • @247webgirl
      @247webgirl 5 лет назад +194

      Kazuo Tsukumi I liked that too. It would be different if June knew she was the “other woman”, but Bob was leading her on too, and passing all of OP’s stuff of as his for her. So June had just as much right to be angry, and I’m so glad they worked together to teach Bob a lesson

    • @tubblebub
      @tubblebub 5 лет назад +57

      See? Women CAN get along!

    • @thedarkestknight1004
      @thedarkestknight1004 5 лет назад +18

      247webgirl June and op literally did nothing the dad was the one who did the pro revenge

    • @ceptuphisdepermasio9087
      @ceptuphisdepermasio9087 5 лет назад

      Its to hear , you are making my baby feel uncofortable i want you to change it

    • @drodon1474
      @drodon1474 5 лет назад +1

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  • @plasticbutler
    @plasticbutler 5 лет назад +1239

    On the second story, she got lucky that the mistress was a decent person.

    • @erin3967
      @erin3967 5 лет назад +103

      plasticbutler she wasnt a mistress, she thought she was exclusive to bob. She thought OP was the mistress...

    • @lovelyegg1128
      @lovelyegg1128 4 года назад +9

      i think op was the mistress

    • @diamondseraph9369
      @diamondseraph9369 4 года назад +37

      Plot twist, *_BOTH_* of them were the mistresses.

    • @kaejuka6249
      @kaejuka6249 4 года назад +54

      @@lovelyegg1128 i don't think either was thew mistress. "mistress" implies that you know the dude already has a wife/girlfriend. Neither knew. therefore, neither is the mistress

    • @chriscarpenter3370
      @chriscarpenter3370 3 года назад

      indeed, he's a top-class idiot

  • @Ameliafromhere
    @Ameliafromhere 5 лет назад +1252

    I'm so glad OP got her hummingbird necklace back!

    • @javaboii8118
      @javaboii8118 5 лет назад +22

      When i forst heard hummingbird i thought she owned a fookin helicopter.

    • @toasterhavingabath6980
      @toasterhavingabath6980 4 года назад +12

      @@javaboii8118 but hummingbirds are, birds

    • @TraceyJeanne
      @TraceyJeanne 4 года назад +5

      Oh good !! I didn’t finish the story yet & was hoping she was going to get it back

    • @moonchild4492
      @moonchild4492 4 года назад +3

      Omg same! That's all I was thinking 😅

    • @PooksterBear
      @PooksterBear 4 года назад +3

      what does op mean

  • @vickit9190
    @vickit9190 5 лет назад +482

    2nd story: Would have ditched him as soon as he mentioned "Martian government land conspiracy'! Why did you take so long to get rid of this guy?

    • @GodOfPlague
      @GodOfPlague 4 года назад +22

      So you dont want to welcome our new Martian overlords? Now I want to play XCom

    • @lelahill9778
      @lelahill9778 4 года назад +20

      The girl that lived with the guy who showered once a week- what does that say about you? You slept with him and had sex with him and kissed him- that makes u just as NASTY!!!!

    • @yarnpower
      @yarnpower 4 года назад +19

      Lela Hill sounds like she was too exhausted from working extra hours to pay the rent on her own to think straight.

    • @Statutum
      @Statutum 4 года назад +12

      @@lelahill9778 Exactly, as judgmental as it is to say, I'm fairly sure they both were on the low end of the totem pole, across, likely, many areas.

    • @Peter-hx3im
      @Peter-hx3im 3 года назад +2

      @@GodOfPlague you mentioning xcom makes me want to play xcom.

  • @Stasis247
    @Stasis247 5 лет назад +1286

    1st story,
    Modern problems require modern solutions

    • @me0101001000
      @me0101001000 5 лет назад +6

      Dammit. Beat me to it

    • @gam3army
      @gam3army 5 лет назад +8

      I would if used a bb gun on them XD pop a few and they well relise "hey this place isn't safe let's leave!"

    • @asentient8685
      @asentient8685 5 лет назад +1

      isn't it frameup what he did?

    • @gam3army
      @gam3army 5 лет назад

      @@asentient8685 not a frame up if the guys already doing it XD

    • @tylerblubaugh5549
      @tylerblubaugh5549 5 лет назад

      I need the recipie to the stench concoction

  • @Shanghaimartin
    @Shanghaimartin 5 лет назад +1669

    Story 2 got me wondering just how many red flags you need in a relationship before you take action.
    Apparently it's somewhere in the region of 12,000

    • @TheBigENN
      @TheBigENN 5 лет назад +114

      that woman is a bigger idiot than the guy… plus that novel more sounds like r/thathappend… but if its true she deserved it.

    • @SovietBaltus
      @SovietBaltus 5 лет назад +82

      TheBigENN She also wrote «Watched netflix». This story took place 12 years ago.. something is not right here

    • @gam3army
      @gam3army 5 лет назад +38

      Yeah a bit to many red flags there that surprised she didn't sooner but ah well alest she's out of it and hopefully no diseases from it.

    • @musicmaniac0
      @musicmaniac0 5 лет назад +63

      Baltus Netflix streaming started 12 years ago in 2007. She also could have meant a Netflix DVD. But yeah the story seemed a bit fantastical anyway.

    • @artemisthunder
      @artemisthunder 5 лет назад +67

      My friend dated and moved in with a married man into his second home. He apparently told his wife he was renting out the house and told my friend that he was renting out the other house. So both thought the other was just renting from him, and didn't know he was a cheater. Sometimes the signs are obvious after.

  • @justanotheruser6744
    @justanotheruser6744 5 лет назад +799

    If OP still has the old computer with his game account, she can literally destroy all of his progress over the years

    • @ethanharmer5151
      @ethanharmer5151 5 лет назад +94

      Alan Golden reminds me of another story on reddit where OP destroyed more than a decade and a half of Runescape of her boyfriend. Honestly that story, minus the runescape, is practically the same as this story. Boyfriend who refuses to work and is a parasite of his girlfriend. And has a secret girlfriend that he communicates with online. Consequences are different. But same vibes

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 5 лет назад +37

      i remember one time i was playing inFamous 2 and i was about to Platinum it literally all i had to do was finish the game on Hard. Would've been my first Plat ever, too. i was saving cause i had to go somewhere and my area gets frequent power outages so save whoring just became a thing. I was in the middle of saving when, i shit you not, the fucking power goes out. I not only lost all my save data but because i didn't sync my trophies i lost ALL OF THEM FOR ALL OF MY GAMES!! I was so fucking angry i didn't even touch my PS3 for WEEKS

    • @thetweefirebug
      @thetweefirebug 5 лет назад +6

      @@ethanharmer5151 I saw that, it was godamn hilarious 😆

    • @emilychb6621
      @emilychb6621 5 лет назад +6

      @@557deadpool That reminds me of the time when my brother saved over the FFVI save game on my PsOne.. for some stupid fifa99 league he'd never play again anyway. Never touched that bloody game again.

    • @okuaumaru2679
      @okuaumaru2679 5 лет назад +2

      I remeber that video

  • @WaitingxInxSilence
    @WaitingxInxSilence 5 лет назад +256

    When I heard about the hummingbird necklace, I was ready for murder.

    • @sytherwusky
      @sytherwusky 3 года назад +6

      A narcissist would probably be the best way to describe him

    • @whatteamwildcats4033
      @whatteamwildcats4033 Год назад +3

      The bar is beyond hell when other cheaters just buy the side piece gifts

  • @pixlitol
    @pixlitol 5 лет назад +872

    Council: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE PIGEONS
    Entitled Neighbour: Dumps 250 pounds of seeds in his backyard...

  • @IanStrain23328
    @IanStrain23328 3 года назад +66

    That second story is amazing, I love how the mistress wanted to get revenge on Bob, and the parents were there in seconds, and the friend was already there waiting to comfort you, I wish there was a mention of Ice Cream tho, because that woulda made it 20x better.

  • @BuddinGHP
    @BuddinGHP 3 года назад +45

    The last OP's parents are so great. I can imagine her dad being a giant buffed Chad. As for her mom? A fucking Angel. She got to her daughter in 6 minutes, and was always ready to support her. This restored a bit of faith in humanity after watching r/entitledparents.

    • @lazyryan3766
      @lazyryan3766 11 месяцев назад

      You think r/entitledparents is bad, wait till you see r/raisedbynarcissists. r/asianparentstories is also interesting.

  • @GPGOLDENTEE
    @GPGOLDENTEE 5 лет назад +162

    Biggest red flag of the story: He said he could Make money... at a MTG tournament.
    "Riiiiight"

    • @daniellipp1176
      @daniellipp1176 4 года назад +4

      Actually they never said what kind of card tournament it was, for all we know it could have been yugioh or pokemon, or mabey the old digimon card game... nevermind that last one... no one played that

    • @arborclimb694
      @arborclimb694 4 года назад +2

      Hahaha, Magic the Gathering was my first thought as well. Me against hundreds of other players with probably better or the same deck. Not good odds.

    • @heroslippy6666
      @heroslippy6666 4 года назад +3

      card games are insanely competitive and pay to win, no way some random person could win.

    • @sytherwusky
      @sytherwusky 3 года назад +1

      An alternative theory The card tournament might be cover for his cheating

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 3 года назад +1

      @@sytherwusky ...I think that was not so much a theory as confirmed by the OP.

  • @jam1494
    @jam1494 5 лет назад +147

    Instead of calling this guy 'Bob', she should have went with 'Loser'.
    There's absolutely nothing redeeming about that guy from what was described in the story.

    • @daniellipp1176
      @daniellipp1176 4 года назад +2

      I personally like bob as a name for skum like him, almost every bob i have ever known has been a lazy worthless jerk who abused and manipulated his girl, this resulted in one girl losing her house (lack of money to pay rent and his smoking habit) and having to sign custody of her daughter over to her parents (due to her then being homeless). So "bob" fits in my book as being synonymous with "worthless lazy skum"

    • @bettyunicorn6132
      @bettyunicorn6132 4 года назад +2

      @bartholomew bog those pictures 🥵

  • @ifoundtheolives778
    @ifoundtheolives778 5 лет назад +51

    Finally a GOOD person who help OP, GO JUNE!!!

  • @VegitoBlueYT
    @VegitoBlueYT 5 лет назад +358

    *dad san probably drifted his truck straight into bob deja vu style outta nowhere*

    • @astolfobeanplush4012
      @astolfobeanplush4012 5 лет назад +7

      Running in the 90s

    • @OverseerMoti
      @OverseerMoti 5 лет назад +6

      Still, I expected dad-san's truck-kun to run over that bum instead of merely going eurobeat.

    • @fanfictiontrailersmadebyme9318
      @fanfictiontrailersmadebyme9318 5 лет назад +4

      The song literally just started playing in my head. LMFAO

    • @baraness24
      @baraness24 4 года назад +1

      N-NANI!? KANSEI DORIFTO!?

    • @randomnuke4005
      @randomnuke4005 4 года назад +3

      **dad appears behind bob as deja vu begins to play**
      bob: why do I hear boss music?

  • @NeonDruid13
    @NeonDruid13 5 лет назад +43

    "No chance in a physical altercation." He's got balls, doesn't he? Your objective is to win the fight, kick away.

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 лет назад +300

    Good thing we bigfoots are safe from that out here in the woods

    • @SnapplyPie
      @SnapplyPie 5 лет назад +16

      GIVE ME YOUR MONEY AND HOUSE I DESERVE IT MORE THAN YOU!

    • @stiffpictures8971
      @stiffpictures8971 5 лет назад +8

      M'aiq The Liar holy crap M’aiq, you like RSlash? We should talk about that next time i see you on the road.
      ....wait. You could be lying. Aggggghhh

    • @vtmorphine
      @vtmorphine 5 лет назад +15

      You might find Bob out there though

    • @paris2777
      @paris2777 5 лет назад +7

      Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access 😂

    • @DragonGunzDorian
      @DragonGunzDorian 5 лет назад +3

      me:takes a photo.

  • @eretthepangolin
    @eretthepangolin 5 лет назад +15

    The woman in that last story has such a great support system! It's so amazing to see

  • @_GTX___
    @_GTX___ 5 лет назад +228

    This is my favorite part of the morning. Most people read a newspaper in the morning. I watch rSlash videos. Nothing is more relaxing in the morning that listening to Karen’s get put in there place by Society. Thanks rSlash 👍🏻

    • @Guntherson220
      @Guntherson220 5 лет назад +10

      Completely agree, this is great to listen to as I eat breakfast.

    • @thegrimreaper990
      @thegrimreaper990 5 лет назад +11

      I love the smell of owned Karen in the morning.

    • @ncsloficentral
      @ncsloficentral 5 лет назад +2

      Truely epic pfp

    • @potatopoweredhamster9897
      @potatopoweredhamster9897 5 лет назад +2

      Haha well you're better off not reading the paper anyway. This may not be verbatim but theres a famous quote that goes something like this. "If you don't comsume main stream media you are uninformed. If you do, then you are misinformed". I know whch one I'd rather choose.

    • @shersmk90
      @shersmk90 5 лет назад

      It is my favorite thing to do on my free weekends, mostly evenings. To watch one or more of this vids at ones.
      The new updated comes here (Western Europe) a round 3 pm, so even past lunch.

  • @phil2782
    @phil2782 5 лет назад +433

    I mean, if you spend 3 years dating a guy that believes in a "Martian government land conspiracy" and can't afford a burner phone, then at some point that's just on you.

    • @WhereMyLaLasAt
      @WhereMyLaLasAt 5 лет назад +17

      hahaha i totally agree with you

    • @dil6637
      @dil6637 5 лет назад +23

      The Martian Government is real and the run most of the flat Earth

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 5 лет назад +8

      I still own a phone I bought for five bucks like 7 years ago. (probably spent 500 dollars on time over the last 6 years until I finally entered the modern era and got myself a smartphone) Point being cheap phones are fucking cheap. (yeah the $500 is a lot but thats cause it was $20 for two hours of phone time where it would take 1 minute at the beginning of every minute so every single call no matter how short was 1 minute of time used) Good thing is I bought so many of those my phone will still be active till 2020 due to the fact it adds like 3 months every time I bought one of those cards, so I have a spare phone until 2020 with 122 minutes left on it. (when typing this comment I grabbed the phone off my shelf and checked it to confirm the information was correct still working even after nearly a year of non use, what a great cheap ass phone)

    • @Remianen
      @Remianen 5 лет назад +17

      At some point? At ALL points, that's on her. He was a piece of shit when she met him (how exactly did they "hit it off"? Or did she just let him hit it?) and she hand-waved it away and stayed with him.

    • @James_Gronna
      @James_Gronna 5 лет назад +26

      love does funny things honestly.
      i stayed in a relationship with someone who cheated on me cause they admitted it and felt bad (it was just a kiss but still), cause i loved them, but they ended up cheating on me again anyway
      people put up with alot because of love, from a perspective of loving someone its hard to see them doing things other people might suspect of them

  • @hachi8sq
    @hachi8sq 5 лет назад +1015

    rSlash you should make a vid on r/therewasanattempt

    • @aidenasmar4750
      @aidenasmar4750 5 лет назад +8

      Definitely! That would be so goood.

    • @jorjadechene
      @jorjadechene 5 лет назад +4

      StillSenaii I think he has

    • @bradyoiler6610
      @bradyoiler6610 5 лет назад +1

      JJ Dechene no he hasn’t lazar beam has

    • @ashiwashi
      @ashiwashi 5 лет назад +7

      StillSenaii you forgot the r

    • @dittem8531
      @dittem8531 5 лет назад +2

      StillSenaii NO! Way to many RUclipsr’s makes videos on there.

  • @xxelisexx3491
    @xxelisexx3491 4 года назад +18

    she should've went somewhere with the girl and called bob over, then say "i met this nice girl online and now we are friends" it would have been HILARIOUS.

  • @prezzyjim
    @prezzyjim 5 лет назад +95

    “Bob” defiantly deserved that... What an evil man..

    • @Avarioth
      @Avarioth 5 лет назад +5

      Until now, I'd only ever seen my friend write "defiantly" in the place of "definitely" xD.

    • @lelahill9778
      @lelahill9778 4 года назад +1

      The girl that lived with the guy who showered once a week- what does that say about you? You slept with him and had sex with him and kissed him- that makes u just as NASTY!!!!

  • @My03Tundra
    @My03Tundra 5 лет назад +49

    “Hey, neighbor, are you in position?” “Roger. Cheeks locked, loaded, and on target.”

  • @songohan3321
    @songohan3321 5 лет назад +63

    It's gotten to a point where reddit stories are far more entertaining than regular TV.

    • @GodOfPlague
      @GodOfPlague 4 года назад +4

      Oh I completely I agree with that. Cant remember the last time I used my TV as an actual TV.

  • @Positivekitten
    @Positivekitten 5 лет назад +8

    I’m crying over the “Bob” story because it could be my own story. I was a loser magnet for a while, and I literally have had the same phone conversation of “is “Jack” there? “ “No, but this is his wife, can I help you?”. I only wish I had been able to find a co-conspirator like OP did, but at least, like OP, I was finally able to move on, find a decent and wonderful husband and I’m very happy now. To anyone who has ever been in this situation, do not give up. You are worth more than that. and there ARE good people out there, but do not be afraid of being alone. It is better to be alone than be with someone who is going to treat you like that. When I got out of my situation, I took some time to myself and it was the best thing I ever did. I had a chance to sort out my thoughts and feelings and figure out what I REALLY wanted in a relationship. I learned not to ignore the red flags if they ever popped up. Trust your instincts! Following your heart is great, but do not ignore your brain.

  • @StregaMichaela
    @StregaMichaela 5 лет назад +62

    Actually the slurry was a brilliant idea. They can test solid poop for DNA.

    • @GodOfPlague
      @GodOfPlague 4 года назад +11

      I want to know what they used to make the slurry.

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon Месяц назад

      They probably wouldn't have the DNA of most of the people on fire and I can't imagine law enforcement would consider it worth it to DNA test fecal matter for such a petty crime, but still.
      What I think is a more important advantage of the slurry is that it has no obviously identifiable source the was human feces do.

  • @shontaysmith9268
    @shontaysmith9268 4 года назад +11

    My favorite part of the video is when OP looked at her dad and saw that his teeth were clenched and he was gripping the steering wheel because I know he wasn't angry at her, he was angry for her because he loved her so much and didn't want to see her hurt

  • @littlebird2230
    @littlebird2230 5 лет назад +63

    Why dose Bob sound like Percy Jackson's stepdad? Is it just me?

    • @lolnowwhat
      @lolnowwhat 5 лет назад +3

      Huh

    • @lolnowwhat
      @lolnowwhat 5 лет назад +3

      Interesting

    • @littlebird2230
      @littlebird2230 5 лет назад +3

      @@lolnowwhat it's true tho

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 2 года назад

      @@littlebird2230 but Percy's step dad was ABUSIVE absolutely ABUSIVE. I'm glad the fool got his head lopped off

  • @craigsentz1962
    @craigsentz1962 4 года назад +11

    For that second story, The girl should have took his items to the pawn shop to recover her parents money and handed the jerk the pawn slip telling him he had only to go down and pay it up.

  • @Mo0ndr1ver
    @Mo0ndr1ver 5 лет назад +30

    When I heard the dad was there I just thought OH BOY THAT EX IS DEAD

    • @screamingpotato759
      @screamingpotato759 5 лет назад

      why do you say it like it's bad ?

    • @stickiedmin6508
      @stickiedmin6508 5 лет назад +4

      @@screamingpotato759
      That's not the vibe I got from Cole's comment.
      I only read enthusiasm and a hint of glee.

  • @pug5967
    @pug5967 5 лет назад +59

    2nd story : monsters (im assuming the energy drink)
    And
    Vodka
    Terrible combination

  • @CashHungryCanadian
    @CashHungryCanadian 5 лет назад +48

    6,000 people pictured butts on balconies pooping on a neighbor's house...
    Why?

  • @danikeebler1662
    @danikeebler1662 3 года назад +4

    I am glad she had loving supportive parents that drop everything at the first sign of trouble. Those are keepers.

  • @nateb866
    @nateb866 5 лет назад +4

    The last story became the entire plot of The Other Woman, one of my favourite movies, and I love it

  • @lareth87
    @lareth87 5 лет назад +8

    For the pigeon coop story I honestly thought they were going to find a way to round up some street cats

  • @WishingDreamer08
    @WishingDreamer08 5 лет назад +6

    Stories like the last one makes me so happy that I'm single. No one who will cheat, lie, or use me. Every time I get lonely I will remember this story and feel better

    • @sytherwusky
      @sytherwusky 3 года назад

      I think bob is ether dead in jail or cradling a needle under a bridge

    • @NodozFi2eak
      @NodozFi2eak 3 года назад

      As someone that suffers from depression and is also single. Sometimes I wish I have someone, even though I know they're only around to use me.

    • @sytherwusky
      @sytherwusky 3 года назад

      @@NodozFi2eak the type of behaviour of bob is showing of anit personality disorder

  • @idanchen4934
    @idanchen4934 5 лет назад +14

    23:17 I just noticed...
    The galaxy is spinning XD

  • @noelromerez2034
    @noelromerez2034 4 года назад +1

    Hello yes OP and June ganging up to get revenge on Bob is very satisfying

  • @professorroundbottom438
    @professorroundbottom438 5 лет назад +34

    Last story:
    When the going gets tough, the tough call Mom. 💐💖

    • @AEXU_
      @AEXU_ 3 года назад +1

      My brain hurts from reading this

    • @professorroundbottom438
      @professorroundbottom438 3 года назад +2

      @@AEXU_
      It's never too late to get some practice in reading. Try the Dick and Jane series.

  • @charleneblack2792
    @charleneblack2792 3 года назад

    I love that no matter what crap you put your mother through, she's still there to comfort your blubbering when it hits the fan.

  • @lifewuzonceezr
    @lifewuzonceezr 5 лет назад +13

    HUH...I know a couple Bob's..sigh, one got a credit card and never made a payment on it..another did exactly that, pawned an contracted tv rental! This story gave me hope!

  • @ShushKat
    @ShushKat 3 года назад +1

    The last story was amazing, I love all of OP’s family and friends.. they seem awesome!!

  • @Jayden-bd4mj
    @Jayden-bd4mj 5 лет назад +73

    Haven’t watched this yet but ik it gonna be amazing

  • @xXK86Xx
    @xXK86Xx 4 года назад

    Oh my gooooddd this literally makes me want to bawl my eyes out. I hate how much this makes my anxiety spike from my past. Ugh. Gosh. I’m so proud of the woman who had to deal with bob. She really kept her composure in my opinion and seriously just good for her.

  • @DEMONITION1723
    @DEMONITION1723 5 лет назад +13

    Here I am wandering if the 'highschool sweethearts' name is Forest.
    Forest Gump

  • @justicedunham4088
    @justicedunham4088 3 года назад +7

    It’s stories like this that make the idea of illegalizing cheating sound pretty good

  • @ElucidYT
    @ElucidYT 5 лет назад +6

    3:00 I imagined it when you said it but I imagined a Cyanide & Happiness style cartoon butt wiggling over a balcony with a wiggling cheeks sound effect

  • @Diamondbak1101
    @Diamondbak1101 3 года назад

    This story had so many beautiful points of solidarity. Op and rose both sound like beautiful souls.

  • @SnapplyPie
    @SnapplyPie 5 лет назад +61

    Was watching a video and rSlash popped up, guess who won.

  • @guvyygvuhh298
    @guvyygvuhh298 5 лет назад +8

    I love when the GF/BF and the cheating GF/BF plan together a revange plan for the BF/GF.

  • @koltenlandess2378
    @koltenlandess2378 5 лет назад +26

    Rslash, you are stopping me from working. I should be cleaning right now

    • @funnymeme1847
      @funnymeme1847 5 лет назад +6

      I should be sleeping, but am I gonna help my immune system heal, or watch rSlash?
      Yeah I should reconsider my life choices

    • @tigeresscrazy8085
      @tigeresscrazy8085 5 лет назад

      You too lol

  • @SSJ3rocks
    @SSJ3rocks 5 лет назад +3

    Love the Prorevenge stories. They always feel so damn satisfying.

  • @sylver4841
    @sylver4841 5 лет назад +4

    What i hear when i think of how the relationship ended up for Bob, (In the TF2's Spy accent) "Well, this was a disappointment"

  • @crystaldawn9255
    @crystaldawn9255 3 года назад

    Having a mom and dad like that and a wonderful best friend to be there for you is everything. Hold on to that while you can because before you know it you'll be taking care of your mom and dad and then one day one or both of them won't be there anymore and you are the mom, and you're The rescuer giving back to your kids and friends the way they always gave to you and it's not always easy ❤️❤️

  • @melissagray5295
    @melissagray5295 5 лет назад +32

    Rslash you should do R/crappydesign
    Lol I think its funny

  • @weallhaveguns
    @weallhaveguns 3 года назад

    OP in the second story has AMAZING people in her life. As much of a relief it was to have Bob gone for her, I can’t imagine how her family/friends must feel to have him out of her life.

  • @m00nlitx28
    @m00nlitx28 5 лет назад +5

    Last story- "And that's how I met my best friend!"

  • @1Tako1
    @1Tako1 5 лет назад +1

    15:51 Surprisingly me too because I shouted "*YEAH!*" and did a fist bump in the air with a big smile.

  • @JurassicKM
    @JurassicKM 4 года назад +3

    "Bob wanted to use my adult toys on HER."
    As we say at work, "That's a serious infection control issue."

  • @jeffhyche9839
    @jeffhyche9839 3 года назад +1

    Dad Of The Year!

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads 5 лет назад +9

    Holy crap balls, a woman is cheated on and then the one who she was cheated on with teams up with her and they plot to ruin the cheater's life?
    Normally they just attack eachother while the cheater escapes without a scratch!

    • @delilahcartier2336
      @delilahcartier2336 5 лет назад +3

      They had no reason to be mad at each other since neither one knew of the other. If one knew and was still the other woman then she deserves a beating.

    • @eun508
      @eun508 5 лет назад +1

      honestly, both of them where oblivious to what happened and so they had a common enemt

  • @cherokeeirishman9612
    @cherokeeirishman9612 Год назад

    OP please hug your father again and again and again because he is a great dad! You are lucky to have him in your life.

  • @ronandoesstuff1122
    @ronandoesstuff1122 5 лет назад +6

    "I look at the driver's seat and see my father with his jaw clenched and a death grip on the steering wheel while staring straight ahead."
    *megalovania fades in*

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 5 лет назад +2

    I hope OP and June got the psychological support they need, I imagine going through that sort of thing must’ve been so stressful and angering... woof. I hope they’re doing better now.

  • @shawndratime3051
    @shawndratime3051 5 лет назад +69

    I’m very early, now pay me

    • @jaebae896
      @jaebae896 5 лет назад +1

      Your not early? or are u? waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @marleyh8243
      @marleyh8243 5 лет назад +1

      You payed yourself with that profile picture😂

    • @andrewaragooand0
      @andrewaragooand0 5 лет назад

      I'm on T series's side. Fight me

    • @pizzafrog.2468
      @pizzafrog.2468 4 года назад

      @@andrewaragooand0 no

    • @liver1865
      @liver1865 4 года назад

      @@andrewaragooand0 no

  • @WillWilsonII
    @WillWilsonII Год назад +1

    Story 2: Bob is a nickname he got at the drive-in

  • @scarletblaze6356
    @scarletblaze6356 5 лет назад +21

    *Has a migraine in the morning* 5 hrs later: smokes. Hmmmm

    • @codyhogner2221
      @codyhogner2221 5 лет назад +5

      I've had sickenly bad food poisoning before and smoked even though it made me throw up. Addiction is real.

  • @wdowa82
    @wdowa82 Год назад

    First story. Once me and my neighbors had a problem with jackdaws. We started shooting percussion caps. They left after about 2 weeks.

  • @valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025
    @valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025 5 лет назад +3

    20:35 What i presume to be the last story of the video- Dude moms are the best

  • @andrew1197
    @andrew1197 4 года назад

    The dad in the last one is amazing. That’s how every dad should be

  • @giin97
    @giin97 5 лет назад +30

    "living on scraps of food brought home from work"
    "chain-smoking"
    I think I see the beginning of your money issues.

    • @Avarioth
      @Avarioth 5 лет назад +1

      Money problems aren't exactly known to be a successful cure for addictions, lol...

    • @OneWhoDreamsAwake
      @OneWhoDreamsAwake 4 года назад +5

      The average cost of a pack of cigarettes in 2010 was about $5.00 (it’s increased to almost $7.00 avg in 2019); rounded to whole numbers. The common number of cigarettes per pack is 20. If a smoker chooses to smoke 5-10 cigarettes daily (a conservative estimate) then that means they are spending between $8.75-17.50/week, which is around $38.06-$75.13 a month. As a person who has had family members smoke I understand how difficult it is to stop, however, it certainly is true that it puts a unnecessary, heavy financial burden on someone when they prioritize it over food.

  • @crimsondragon7736
    @crimsondragon7736 5 лет назад

    The last one almost made me cry lol I've only cried once from a movie but never an reddit story

  • @ryanlong6247
    @ryanlong6247 5 лет назад +4

    Yay New Video

  • @rottygirl2003
    @rottygirl2003 5 лет назад

    OMG!!! The pigeon story..I pretty much lived too!! Had a neighbor who put up a tall(like 20ft pole) bird house, then would feed pigeons daily next to the shared fence. The houses were less than 40 ft apart, so the pigeons would roost on my house early in the morning waiting for him to feed them. My roof, walls on that side of the house, outdoor shed and parts of the yard were covered in pigeon poop!!! It even got into my air conditioner!!! I told property management about the issue(mainly because I didn't want to get stuck paying for the clean up of the poop) and they didn't want to do anything about it, so I moved.

  • @swifters287
    @swifters287 5 лет назад +23

    I dont think the first one was prorevenge worthy.

    • @BlackieLeone
      @BlackieLeone 4 года назад +2

      Also the second one. There had nothing happend other then they broke up and she got her keys back. The part he being fired was because of violation he already had done by then.

  • @wolpertinger.
    @wolpertinger. Месяц назад

    June coming in clutch is so wholesome

  • @Diabhork
    @Diabhork 5 лет назад +55

    Day 34 of asking rSlash to make a video of only puppy bloopers
    play with the pup and no one gets hurt

    • @WhereMyLaLasAt
      @WhereMyLaLasAt 5 лет назад +1

      oh yesss this would be so good

    • @13bgunbunny42
      @13bgunbunny42 5 лет назад +1

      I would also like to see Yugo again. I'm sure he's much bigger by now. :-)

    • @lwolfstar7618
      @lwolfstar7618 5 лет назад

      We need more Yugo!!!

  • @alliedatheistalliance6776
    @alliedatheistalliance6776 17 дней назад +1

    Time to get yourself some peregrine falcons.

  • @leftmorningstar6954
    @leftmorningstar6954 5 лет назад +7

    EM: My son needs your RUclips Channel, he deserves it! He gets C- in every class!!!!
    r/slash: Not today lady...

  • @daniella9787
    @daniella9787 5 лет назад +1

    From a young age my grandma taught me to be strong and never let someone take advantage of my good nature and kind hard. She had seen her 3 daughters be weak in relationships and friendships, allowing others to break them. So she taught her granddaughters strength. I'd rather be alone than with a Bob. 😌😌😌

  • @hugo_R898
    @hugo_R898 5 лет назад +6

    rSlash should cover r/ihadastroke!
    it would be amazing!

  • @portable4716
    @portable4716 5 лет назад +1

    Reditor : "And I got a recording/picture of them"
    Rslash : "Op if you see this i will pay you good money to send me them and allow me to post it. And you all should subscribe incase op does send me them"

  • @husseinhoteit629
    @husseinhoteit629 5 лет назад +4

    Damn rslash u ammmaaaazzziiiinngggg

  • @yamihereyrureadingthis4570
    @yamihereyrureadingthis4570 3 года назад +1

    3:06 lol I did. 😂🤣

    • @AEXU_
      @AEXU_ 3 года назад +1

      Here is a like because even you didn't like your own comment

  • @The_Negotiator_Official
    @The_Negotiator_Official 5 лет назад +4

    Great job with your success man! You make great content!

  • @BiltmoreGhost
    @BiltmoreGhost 5 лет назад +1

    I was imagining a barbeque of Cornish Game Hens when the Pidgeon neighbor came home, yelling over the fence, "Thanks for the free meals!" So when he peaks over his fence, ya hold up these little smoking featherless juice dripping chickens with the standard set of overly large tongs. Holding a plate and also asking, "Do you want some? They're fresh!"

  • @ncsloficentral
    @ncsloficentral 5 лет назад +23

    People realy need to stop it with the "39 LiKEs AnD No VIeWs WhAT ThE hEcC YOotOobBBb"

  • @Nope148
    @Nope148 2 года назад +2

    Was I the only one who expected the pigeon OP to literally hire falconers as part of the revenge?

  • @kingravve8257
    @kingravve8257 5 лет назад +16

    Rslash logic:
    A man murders a man,
    r/nuclearrevenge
    A person murders it's grandma,
    r/prorevenge
    A man ruins the life of an entire town, r/prorevenge
    This doesn't add up

    • @kingravve8257
      @kingravve8257 5 лет назад

      @bis225 why?

    • @erin3967
      @erin3967 5 лет назад

      DynoGuyGamerYT yeah are you some kinda idiot? It isnt rslash’s choice to choose where a story is placed...

  • @SandraStar66
    @SandraStar66 5 лет назад

    The bob story was so satisfying! I’ve been extremely sick and alone before, it’s honestly a traumatic experience. But I was alone because I had to be, not because some cheating jerk left me to take out his mistress. So glad he got what was coming to him, June and the parents were awesome in this story.

  • @lexel90
    @lexel90 5 лет назад +6

    damn i am to early to read any comments-.-
    how do these damn "first" guys survive without comments o.0

    • @WhereMyLaLasAt
      @WhereMyLaLasAt 5 лет назад +1

      because the first fuels there will to survive

  • @rkoncenasupporter
    @rkoncenasupporter 5 лет назад

    the fact that OP and the mistress worked together to get revenge on Bob was sooooo satisfying and yeah the part about him wanting to use her toys on his mistress, GROSS

  • @leonardotravinci2007
    @leonardotravinci2007 5 лет назад +5

    I would have filled his house with seeds so his house was rekt

  • @93lozfan
    @93lozfan 3 года назад

    I listened to this when it came out and I realized I was too much like Bob. I never got as bad as him but I was on my way. Now I'm a good boyfriend and a productive member of society. Thanks rslash for reading this and waking me up.

  • @13bgunbunny42
    @13bgunbunny42 5 лет назад +5

    I totally lost it over your comment after the first story :-D
    Was "Bob" spelled with two Os? I think so. :-)

  • @ObsidianFaux
    @ObsidianFaux 3 года назад +1

    God I almost cried at the end, I’m glad she had an awesome best friend and parents

  • @momoshikadora
    @momoshikadora 5 лет назад +5

    Second story. I'm actually glad that woman went through shit with that excuse of a human being. Learned that sometimes it best be lonely than glued to literal trash.

    • @ertbert2332
      @ertbert2332 4 года назад

      Prob fake tho

    • @momoshikadora
      @momoshikadora 4 года назад

      @@ertbert2332 yeah I've a feeling 80% of these stories are fake anyway. But can't help to get attached.

    • @ertbert2332
      @ertbert2332 4 года назад

      @@momoshikadora yeah me too

  • @M4_SOPMOD_II_Mod_3
    @M4_SOPMOD_II_Mod_3 4 года назад

    These stories fill me with joy