Your kids aren't going to have Christmas because you're a lazy stuck up bitch who's way too snoby about what jobs you'll work even though you're buried in debt
I had an asthma attack for the first time in five years, at my icecream job. I didn't have an inhaler on me. I honestly thought I was dying, I called my mom, gasping for air, I had customers in line, the lady at the front of the line took my phone and tried to help me, and talked to my mom. I looked up and people were recording me, and not calling 911. The lady who was helping me screamed "Are freaking kidding me?! Call for an ambulance!" The EMT workers had to force people out of the way, and out of the building for my privacy. I heard a lady tsk and complain. "But we came all the way out for icecream. " like okay boomer, let me just get off my stretcher with this tank hooked to me and make you a sundae.
Sorry you experienced that. At my local shopping centre a woman had a heart attack, security used a defib on her. The family found out by seeing their mother and grandmother without a shirt and bra on, on social media :'( WTF is wrong with people???
0/5 stars. I stabbed my waiter with my spoon and he stoped serving me he’s just laying there bleeding. I called the manager and stabbed him with my pencil and he stopped answering me how rude.
As an artist too I hear all the time “Draw me!” Um, ok, let’s say $50 for supplies and labor? “Why not just free?” Cause? Supplies aren’t cheap and I’m taking time out to draw this? Like I draw gifts for family members and friends but they’re gifts. I’m doing it cause I want them to have something meaningful.
Same! My art is best on paper and with my shading pencils, but costs lead me to learn digital art and it can get overwhelming. I do free art most of the time, but when I charge (always like $20 because I am not a pro) people decide to look elsewhere. 😒 I'm already undercutting my prices to be competitive.
I feel this too. The complaints that I don’t do free art or that I gave ‘that person’ free art is a real pain in the butt. People don’t understand the time and labor that artist go through, even us digital artists.
So what we know about her extensive work history; She was able to successfully lay on back with her legs spread at least 7 times. I wouldn't think she uses other positions. Well, not without a GPS, a map and explicit instructions.
my dick is incredibly small , but It’s not the name in question, but the fact that she didn’t even bothered to remember the name of who she spoke to and just generalized to a “Spanish” name, when there are thousands of names that originated in Latinx countries, so by all accounts, there could be dozens of workers with a Latinx name and there’s no way to even check who spoke with her
@General SuperToast r/entitledpeople Ain’t nobody gotta use an acronym, bro. Don’t gotta be rude about it. Some people prefer typing out the laughter, it can provide a comedic effect to it. Smh.
"Cool, head inside" "Into the comedy club?" "Yeah then head up on the stage and tell your jokes to somebody else" Jfc that was a brutal murder has anyone informed 911 yet?
Owner: why should you be hired Karen: Me and my 7 kids are smarting then everyone Owner: why are you smarter then most people Karen: We know the dangers of vaccines Graveyard owner: You're hired
Yea I laughed at this lady. Why not work at a call center then send in r/storiesfromtechsupport. Get actual help desk experience then i a year go work in a help desk job to support your 7 kids...o wait that's work.
I know how dangerous vaccines can be but I'm not entitled and I don't think I'm smarter than most people, I can sound very intelligent at times but how I see things is: When you do get a vaccine read up on them and make sure you know what you're getting into, some people handle things differently and could get an allergic reaction to them or it probably could cause autism but it just depends on the person.
@@jeffwoods5600 as someone who has gotten sick because I couldn't have a vaccine and herd immunity didn't keep me safe, it's one thing to question a newish vaccine that hasn't had clinical history, it's another to question one that erradicated a disease until dunbasses read a paper (I mean come on we all take 7th grade science where your forced to scientifically analyze a study) and buy it hook line and sinker. What's even worse is after the scientist is punished for bad science people still hold up his now debunked paper as evidence.....
@@kaybrewer8348 but if you got sick with whatever it was you got sick with your body will become immune to it and doctors have said that vaccines are dangerous
I get physically angry when they say "make some free art for me" because I'm an artist, and I know how long it takes to work on a good drawing or painting, and it's also expensive as heeeeeeell
That's why I pay extra AND give the rough draft I drew. I can draw, but not great. Even still, people see my drawings and say I need to draw tattoos at a shop......Those guys have to draw a masterpiece in an hour less, this took me all week.
Same. Especially if they want colored pencil drawings. On a really detailed drawing I've ended up using almost half of a colored pencil ... Like Prisma color pencils aren't super expensive but they're expensive enough for someone who can't afford much as far as art supplies for it to be heart breaking
As an Azorian, I just want to say in behalf of all my Azorian friends to 1st OP post, thank you for not sending your mom to the islands. The place is gorgeous but very poor, so we actually need people to spend money in the islands. :)
The narrative I have in my head is that it's some 13 year old punk who was talking shit about how good an artist he was, got called out on it, and suddenly has to come up with this very specific drawing to "prove" he's legit.
My mother has 7 kids, and she get back to school and get some education over the years, and now she's happily working with older People. And she fought to get education and wasn't a choosing beggar, man. That Woman made my blood boil.
I made wire wrapped rings to sell when i was a teenager and i asked my job trainer how much i should sell them for and she said 50 cents each. That was an oof.
"I have 7 children, isn't that a good enough qualification?" Lady, the fact that you'll open for anyone & everyone gives you a qualification you can't lose, THE ABILITY TO BE EASY!
Years ago, I worked in a restaurant while going to college. I happened to be supervising one night when a guy had a heart attack. We had trouble keeping the other guests back. They acted like it was a dinner show. One woman came up and complained that her table hadn't seen their waitress in forever and they wanted to order dessert. I said that we have to keep the area clear for the paramedics to work. She kept complaining (as did other tables). I had enough and yelled, "do you people have no idea what is going on right now?!" Sadly, the man didn't make it.
I think I was only wondering why they said it was clever, rather than just funny which is how I saw it. Honestly idk, it's been ages since I even watched the video lol
Oh well let me get this thing for FREE... hello??? O my GOD HOW RUDE OF YOU HAVING A SEIZURE IN FRONT OF ME?? I DEMAND THE MANAGER AND A PAYMENT FOR RUINING MY DAY
people like julie will end up in hell before drug dealers im sure. julie's legitemately a bad person at heart. got pissed just reading those emails. hope OP reaches out to r/.
She gets nauseous with food... but wants to work as a cna... cna wipe poop, clean every creases of the patient's body, pick up puke... and she complains being surrounded by food... 🤷🏼♂️
im a type 1 diabetic and a waitress and iv always had that fear in the back of my head that i might pass out on shift and some karen is just gonna be there like 'So unprofessional, where the hell is my food?' meanwhile im just there in the family guy unconscious pose
I can just imagine karen going: hOW DARE YOU HAVE A SEIZURE IN FRONT OF MY CHILDREN! TIMMY LOOK AWAY SHE'S A *HORRIBLE* INFLUENCE ON CHILDREN! LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
People need to realize that not everyone is fluent in English, written or verbal. ^^; Regardless if that is their first language or not. Everyone has their weaknesses and no one's perfect. World would be a better place if everyone knew this and weren't jerks.
The first story: Oh the nerve of OP's mom! She sounds like she don't deserve anything, especially a vacation. Nice move, OP, your brother is more deserving.
Free Chair CB: Pay me 500 dollars and then give me the chair OP:why CB : I'm broke And I don't even have a Phone or ipad or an android OP *how are you even texting me?*
Okay but as an artist, I'm terrified of this stuff. Like that's one of the reasons I haven't done commissions yet (that and I don't think my art's good enough but that's besides the point)
Love your work R/, I am especially a fan of the ChoosingBeggars and EntitledParents! Always a happy day when you release those. Have a good one, give the pooch a smooch for me!
The chair upgrade story was great, funny thing is, ABS, the guy who said he had 6 followers is HUGE and has reddits dedicated to just his replies. He destroys so many CB's!
Julie Crandall most people earn much more than that per hour in their jobs, too! So why they expect people like artists to work for that little per hour is beyond me! I'm sure that 'it's not hard to do what you do' is their go to when you have to justify charging a whole $5 per hour, yet THEY can't seem to do it! Although I have to say, I could do a dancing skeleton with a weed pipe easily enough! Stick figure, obviously! 😆😆
@@dmf1301 exactly. The worse was when an author said, "I'm not making money with my book, so why should I have to pay you?" This author wanted a new cover for her book. So my art wasn't even on it yet. Her argument made no sense.
@@jjcymbolic I do commissions on DeviantArt. There's this one idiot who keeps asking for art. For example, he'd message me what he wants, then leaves a comment on Every post. ' Request? ' As a constant reminder if i was still working on his art. About six months ago i said i'd charge 100.00$ for anyone who annoys me while working on personal art and commissions. I haven't heard from him since. LoL.
That first story got to me more than I thought it would. I lost my mom on Dec 21, '17. She was my absolute best friend. When I hear about people not having any type of relationship with their parents, especially their moms, it just breaks my heart. I couldn't imagine my own mother not wanting to see me. To whoever reads this, tell your parents you love them as much as you can. Even if you say 100x a day, when they're gone, you will still wish you said it more. RIP Mom & Dad. Missing you always.
It seems unimaginable that siblings could hate each other enough to compete for their husband, let alone plot their sister’s murder. But when you come from an extremely impoverished family of severe neglect, where you’re made to fight for resources and attention with your ten other siblings, I guess it becomes more understandable. If you have so many children that you can’t care for them, you’re setting them up for problems.
Puppybloopers are exponentially better with video; I love the balance you hit with your format, but since puppy is readily available I'd love to see more puppy videos encores. :)
That mistake still make sense tho even if it was cut short. He said they’d get audited then it cut & he went on talking about the irs so technically it all still made sense even if it was a little choppy
I give my viewers 5/5 stars ❤️
rSlash thank you
Thanks i give u 10/5 for making good reddit stories
rSlash i give you 5/5 stars
That’s nice
I give you 0/5 because i subscribed and you DIDNT PAY ME I DEMAND YOU GIVE 100 DOLLARS RIGHT NOW!
*In January*
Karen: "My kids won't have Christmas because of you!"
Seems like the go to reponse from karens.
Your kids aren't going to have Christmas because you're a lazy stuck up bitch who's way too snoby about what jobs you'll work even though you're buried in debt
Me: Nice to know! Guess what! I don't care. If you want your kids to have Christmas, go get a job. Your problem.
I read that just as he said that in the video
I had an asthma attack for the first time in five years, at my icecream job. I didn't have an inhaler on me. I honestly thought I was dying, I called my mom, gasping for air, I had customers in line, the lady at the front of the line took my phone and tried to help me, and talked to my mom. I looked up and people were recording me, and not calling 911. The lady who was helping me screamed "Are freaking kidding me?! Call for an ambulance!" The EMT workers had to force people out of the way, and out of the building for my privacy. I heard a lady tsk and complain. "But we came all the way out for icecream. " like okay boomer, let me just get off my stretcher with this tank hooked to me and make you a sundae.
Sorry you experienced that. At my local shopping centre a woman had a heart attack, security used a defib on her. The family found out by seeing their mother and grandmother without a shirt and bra on, on social media :'( WTF is wrong with people???
@@michellemorgan3667 that's just messed up
Oh my god I am so sorry you had to go through that!
that sucks, hopefully that dosent happen again
I have asthma too
"Poochums? Pooch-a poochums?"
"Wanna come cuddle?"
My heart: 🥺🥺🥺🥺❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Kaitlyn Amos I want a girlfriend who talks to dogs like that 🥺
A wild lesbian yeah, me too
I love puppy bloopers.^^
When was this
@@solvingsimon sup simp
1/5
I murdered my waiter and he STILL didn’t serve me. How IGNORANT and DISRESPECTFUL. Terrible restaurant do not go here
Outstanding move
1.Sell his organs
2.Sue his family
3.profit
Im putting this on yelp
Lord Helix
The audacity of some people
Lord Helix 🧬
"I get nauseous when I'm around too much food."
Says a mum who has to cook for seven kids. Wow, just wow!
Nah they just order takout.
Kids: whats for dinner?
Mom: chinese
that's what i thought, too
If she thinks being around food makes her nauseous, she really should get her CNA and she will snap out of it quick
She'd be around food anyways. CNA'S serve the residents 3 meals a day.
r/hmmm
"I get nauseous when I'm around too much food."
*Don't you have seven kids?*
My kids are not food! /sarc
Seriously, how the fuck can someone be THAT stupid?
r/cursedcomments
GodOfPlague 😂
This is why we can’t have nice things you guys make it w e i r d
"Buenos tardes"
"I KNEW YOU WERE MEXICAN! IT'S YOU, ISN'T IT, CARLOS!?"
TheBritishWolf lol
Division Master74 I thought that would happen
I’m surprised that didn’t happen
Ricarlos Milos
*Click*
Waitress: has seizure
Cb: HoW rUdE
Alternate reality
Cb: has seizure
Waitress: HoW rUdE!
Entiteled people are entiteled in any reality o.o
〘 LT〙EnchantedDiamond [TSDA] LCX did you read that right?
UkGMrX TrickZ alternate reality
Waitress after cb has seizure: she hasn’t paid me yet how rude
Meanwhile in another nother alternate universe
customer:how rude!
Whatetriss:* has sessure *
Then cb will be like HoW dArE yOu tReAt mE LiKe ThAt tHiS iS sEriOuS
Not only do we want puppy bloopers, but we’d also want you to censor curse words with Yugo’s bark.
Omg best idea
Yassss! Do it r/slash
Rslash*
Nice 🐶
Not with Hugo’s bark because I like how he censors his words
0/5 stars.
I stabbed my waiter with my spoon and he stoped serving me he’s just laying there bleeding.
I called the manager and stabbed him with my pencil and he stopped answering me how rude.
Oh Jesus...
...
Omg I'm dying😂😂😂😂
Lol
@@williwildfang8032 So are the waiter and manager.
Manager: this is 100% free
Keran: make it 110% free
Manager: H-How?
Noob Owl GIVE THE LOVELY KAREN 10% OF THE PRICE OR ILL SUE YOU FOR EMOTIONAL TRAUMA
Manager pays Karen, that’s how ;
100% = 0
0:100x110 = 0
I'll be happy to help her out :)
Charge her then refund her?
Reddit News but how do you get the first price of 0(10% x 0 = 0)
Rslash: *Talks into his microphone "choosing beggar" -style
Hugo: Imma disturb this man's career, in a cute way. *evil dog laugh
Update - 0/5 Stars
The waitress died before serving our food to us. Also planning to sue for emotional and mental distress on my child.
Day 5 of seeing you in every R SLASH VID
Nice
Your name matches so well
Hi
Top Kek
As an artist too I hear all the time “Draw me!”
Um, ok, let’s say $50 for supplies and labor?
“Why not just free?”
Cause? Supplies aren’t cheap and I’m taking time out to draw this?
Like I draw gifts for family members and friends but they’re gifts. I’m doing it cause I want them to have something meaningful.
Same! My art is best on paper and with my shading pencils, but costs lead me to learn digital art and it can get overwhelming. I do free art most of the time, but when I charge (always like $20 because I am not a pro) people decide to look elsewhere. 😒 I'm already undercutting my prices to be competitive.
I feel this too. The complaints that I don’t do free art or that I gave ‘that person’ free art is a real pain in the butt. People don’t understand the time and labor that artist go through, even us digital artists.
As another artist, I relate....
YES
Thats sooo nice
Person 1: What's your work experience?
Person 2: I have seven kids!
Person 1: This isn't a interview for a contraceptive commercial.
LMBO
OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Person 1: Try working as surrogate mother. No? Hooker maybe?
So what we know about her extensive work history; She was able to successfully lay on back with her legs spread at least 7 times. I wouldn't think she uses other positions. Well, not without a GPS, a map and explicit instructions.
@@moreththerogue6218 Haha I literally know someone like that in real life
“Dog. What do you want? What?”
Allow me to translate for you. Yugo says
“ALL THE ATTENTIONS!!”
No,... no..., it can't be.
Yugo has caught choosing beggar syndrome. Not even the dogs are safe.
"Psshhhh idk a Spanish name 🙄 Like Carlos"
Me: Imma have to stop ya right there.
my dick is incredibly small , but It’s not the name in question, but the fact that she didn’t even bothered to remember the name of who she spoke to and just generalized to a “Spanish” name, when there are thousands of names that originated in Latinx countries, so by all accounts, there could be dozens of workers with a Latinx name and there’s no way to even check who spoke with her
my dick is incredibly small , but that user i Can’t even-
You rock "Carlos"!
iiSimply Fairy lol
My history teachers name is Carlos
Karen: "I have 50 thousand followers"
r/Slash: "Hold my Hugo.."
Randall Slaughter hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@@redstonerepeater2476 r/youngpeopleyoutube if you don't understand people now use lmfao,lmao,lol,and XD
@General SuperToast
r/entitledpeople
Ain’t nobody gotta use an acronym, bro. Don’t gotta be rude about it. Some people prefer typing out the laughter, it can provide a comedic effect to it. Smh.
Yugo*
@@cuvsly There was a study years ago showing those acronyms were on the decline, being used mostly by middle aged white people.
"My kids aren't going to have Xmas because of you! Thanks!"
"You're welcome! Your kids probably don't deserve Christmas"
"You want X-mas?I just started!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
what can i say to? your welcome
Sub 2 me plz
"I have 7 children thats enough qualification."
Ma'am because you give out to anybody with 2 hands isnt a reason to give you a job
Apply sunscreen.
AHHHH 😂😂
yES
How do you know that all had 2 hands? All they really needed was a dick. XD
“Ma’am your inability to hold your pants doesn’t give you a job”
I watched your entire video from start to finish, therefore I expect payment of $300 by the end of the month OR I'M SUING!
Tell me this is a joke.
Ally Unicorn Tell me your reply is a joke xD
There is 4 reply’s on this comment yet it says 2 RUclips is on drugs again
Your comment was too soon to watch the whole video. I know this is a joke but just had to say this
Lmfaooooo
"you are now on a different list"
The blacklist lol
Tom Clancy's
Their sh*t list
.........the hit list
The List of Jericho.
"I want a guy who'll let me do whatever I want."
Me: That's called an escort service, sweetie.
I DEMAND that you play with your dog. He's got good grades and DESERVES it.
I'm also very certain that he has cancer and should receive more attention. If you didn't know, attention and/or expensive gifts can cure cancer!
Me: ***confused screaming***
The Lost Media Library was that a joke?
I want to know what the doggo got graded on.
@@OmniscientWarrior how well he performs tricks despite his cancer that he clearly has
"Cool, head inside" "Into the comedy club?" "Yeah then head up on the stage and tell your jokes to somebody else"
Jfc that was a brutal murder has anyone informed 911 yet?
ikr? 😂😂
r/murderedbywords
What a sick murder. Someone call 911 to call an ambulance.
when I read it he said that
*Top 10 Anime Deaths*
Friend: what should we watch today?
Me: let's ask the magic conch shell!
Shell: *Welcome to "R/entitledparents!"*
Me: THE SHELL HAS SPOKEN!!!
Yes big sponge bob epic refrense
(High pitched holy angel singing)
R slash : *being super cute to dog after it interrupts him
Alinity : * *THROWS CAT* *
Dogs can't land on their feet
Eyacito wow buddy calm down
@@lamebrothers1621 i wanna wooosh you so fkin bad
@@lamebrothers1621 i-...
Really?
yOu wAnNa mAke a J0ke? dO you're ReSeArCH
@@lamebrothers1621 calm down
Owner: why should you be hired
Karen: Me and my 7 kids are smarting then everyone
Owner: why are you smarter then most people
Karen: We know the dangers of vaccines
Graveyard owner: You're hired
Yea I laughed at this lady. Why not work at a call center then send in r/storiesfromtechsupport. Get actual help desk experience then i a year go work in a help desk job to support your 7 kids...o wait that's work.
I know how dangerous vaccines can be but I'm not entitled and I don't think I'm smarter than most people, I can sound very intelligent at times but how I see things is: When you do get a vaccine read up on them and make sure you know what you're getting into, some people handle things differently and could get an allergic reaction to them or it probably could cause autism but it just depends on the person.
@@jeffwoods5600 as someone who has gotten sick because I couldn't have a vaccine and herd immunity didn't keep me safe, it's one thing to question a newish vaccine that hasn't had clinical history, it's another to question one that erradicated a disease until dunbasses read a paper (I mean come on we all take 7th grade science where your forced to scientifically analyze a study) and buy it hook line and sinker. What's even worse is after the scientist is punished for bad science people still hold up his now debunked paper as evidence.....
@@kaybrewer8348 but if you got sick with whatever it was you got sick with your body will become immune to it and doctors have said that vaccines are dangerous
@@jeffwoods5600 This is actually true.
0:10 "Tried to have me sectioned." That means OP's mom tried to put him in a psych hospital for not buying her a vacation.
I get physically angry when they say "make some free art for me" because I'm an artist, and I know how long it takes to work on a good drawing or painting, and it's also expensive as heeeeeeell
Especially to use paints and stuff that are light fast for commissions. Artists gotta get paid for time and cost of material
I relate on a personal level.
That's why I pay extra AND give the rough draft I drew.
I can draw, but not great. Even still, people see my drawings and say I need to draw tattoos at a shop......Those guys have to draw a masterpiece in an hour less, this took me all week.
I've never understood this mentality at all!
Do people think all artwork is just like a 5 minute doodle?
Same. Especially if they want colored pencil drawings. On a really detailed drawing I've ended up using almost half of a colored pencil ... Like Prisma color pencils aren't super expensive but they're expensive enough for someone who can't afford much as far as art supplies for it to be heart breaking
As an Azorian, I just want to say in behalf of all my Azorian friends to 1st OP post, thank you for not sending your mom to the islands. The place is gorgeous but very poor, so we actually need people to spend money in the islands. :)
"What's the lowest you can go?"
"Woof"
"That's still too much!"
"Woof woof WOOOOOOF!"
"Ok ok, geez!"
How dare you have a Seizure, what the hell! God, so rude.
x_Moon_x yeah! I agree!!!!! How dare you have a seizure! My kids are hungry and is dying of cancer!!!
IM GONNA HAVE TO SUE THE RESTAURANT. BECAUSE THE WAITRESS HAD A SEIZURE
@@KEKurva YEAH. IN COURT
What!! Omg so rude! How dare they have a seizure in the restaurant that you Karen we're?!
"Make art of a skeleton with a weed pipe and make him dance"
I actually snorted. That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard
I love you
'weed pipe'
W... What
And they NEED it. Like what could you possibly need that for?
The narrative I have in my head is that it's some 13 year old punk who was talking shit about how good an artist he was, got called out on it, and suddenly has to come up with this very specific drawing to "prove" he's legit.
also, what is an artist supposed to do with that??
My mother has 7 kids, and she get back to school and get some education over the years, and now she's happily working with older People. And she fought to get education and wasn't a choosing beggar, man. That Woman made my blood boil.
Your mom should have taught you NOT to have a seizure in public or when guests are over. VERY RUDE.
What? Are you that dumb that you agree with that Karen? Why does this have likes?
@Dad r/woosh
@@kirsten8518 r/wooosh
@@dad_bot_3924 r/wooosh (2)
@@iceyfloss733 r/wooosh [3]
“Man it’s depressing the kind of abuse that artist go through “
Yea man tell me about it🙄
I made wire wrapped rings to sell when i was a teenager and i asked my job trainer how much i should sell them for and she said 50 cents each. That was an oof.
Doodle me this you are a complete psychopath yea big jerk
@@JDStrogen91 I would not like to admit how long it took me to realize this is satire
Same goes for engineers, producers & DJs that are constantly asked to make personal remixes for free.
Jon Jones i got like 100 some subs so Im first. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
"we have 50 thousands followers"
*Laugh in 500k views*
“We have 50 thousands followers”
Laugh in 1.2million views
@@Henry205 Someone had a seizure😡😡
now there is
1.75 million subscribers
1.2 million views
"we have 50 thousands followers"
laughs in 1.76 million subscribers
laughs in 1.3 million views
@@Henry205 can I speak to you're manager
Ok but what could you POSSIBLY need a dancing weed smoking skeleton drawing for immediately like that
tychul we don’t ask those types of questions around here
What wouldn't you need that for?
"I have 7 children, isn't that a good enough qualification?"
Lady, the fact that you'll open for anyone & everyone gives you a qualification you can't lose, THE ABILITY TO BE EASY!
Anyone else love rslash’s women voice?
Years ago, I worked in a restaurant while going to college. I happened to be supervising one night when a guy had a heart attack. We had trouble keeping the other guests back. They acted like it was a dinner show. One woman came up and complained that her table hadn't seen their waitress in forever and they wanted to order dessert. I said that we have to keep the area clear for the paramedics to work. She kept complaining (as did other tables). I had enough and yelled, "do you people have no idea what is going on right now?!" Sadly, the man didn't make it.
"The lion,The witch and the audacity of this b****"
Never had a better meaning
1:40 Waiter: Since it's your birthday, you get a piece of cake. Would you prefer the chocolate or the vanilla?
Customer: Yes, dammit!!!
Threatening to dox an artist for free art. That's not a choosing Beggar, that's a potential felon!
Let's be real, I don't think they're smart enough to tell the difference.
The EM : HOW DARE YOU DIE BEFORE SERVING ME 1 STAR REVIEW FOR THAT . HOW DISRESPECTFUL IS THAT .
I'm glad he gave the holiday to his brother the mother didn't deserve it at all
I died when you recommended to look at the screen, I had to pause because I was dying laughing so hard.. lmao.. that was a great drawing.
Popular names for Hispanics: Alejandro, Sebastián, Santiago, Joaquín, Juan José
Julie: *CARLOS*
Windowssonic Don’t forget : Pedro, Raul, Fidel, Manuel, Rodolfo, Alberto, the list goes on and on and on and on
Also... David
“Buenas tardes”. That was clever
Edit: buenas not buenos
How so? Because it's Spanish?
@Sam Lim oh right
@Sam Lim What? No, not at all.
I think I was only wondering why they said it was clever, rather than just funny which is how I saw it. Honestly idk, it's been ages since I even watched the video lol
@Sam Lim no worries 😊
Nobody:
Not a damn soul:
Literally Nobody:
Entitled people: *Can you PAY ME to get your stuff for FREE...?*
Oh well let me get this thing for FREE... hello??? O my GOD HOW RUDE OF YOU HAVING A SEIZURE IN FRONT OF ME?? I DEMAND THE MANAGER AND A PAYMENT FOR RUINING MY DAY
Lmao I found the guy on Google review, and hes been constantly harrased on every review😂😂
I need to find him now 😂
@Mac Anderson lmao what’s his google account
Jalaluddeen al-Tabari I’ll check for you. He might have left idk he’s been stalked in his public work drive 😭💀
@Mac Anderson really 😂
@@macanderson4322 so... whats his user? 😂
Julie: I hAvE 50 tHoUsAnD fOlLoWeRs
RSlash: Hold my beer
people like julie will end up in hell before drug dealers im sure. julie's legitemately a bad person at heart. got pissed just reading those emails. hope OP reaches out to r/.
I think you need to get rid of puppy bloopers at the end of the video. And just give us a sold 10-20 min vid of pure pupper
godricrandom or a compilation
Not gonna lie they had us in the first half
I was about to get mad when I read the first sentence. lol
@@danayandele7517 ya
Dont ever underestimate the power of the puppy bloopers, that floof ball will destroy you.
When he said he had 6 followers, he meant on reddit... which is a lot
behold, the _Mighty Egg of _*_HISTORY!_*
@@nebulisnoobis102 YES
But does he have 2 people who use his spotify playlist?
@@insertcreativeusernamehere7855 peasents, I have 3 PEOPLE who use my Spotify playlist!
She gets nauseous with food... but wants to work as a cna... cna wipe poop, clean every creases of the patient's body, pick up puke... and she complains being surrounded by food... 🤷🏼♂️
She has her kinks
*YOUR NOT YOU WHEN YOUR HUNGRY*
15:08
"My prices start at £150"
"Free?"
As a mediocre artist who does commissions, that enrages me.
As a shit artist that doesn't do commissions, that also enrages me
is that something that really happens? my god... the nerve of some people...
it is like the people that ask for free food at a restaurant...
im a type 1 diabetic and a waitress and iv always had that fear in the back of my head that i might pass out on shift and some karen is just gonna be there like 'So unprofessional, where the hell is my food?' meanwhile im just there in the family guy unconscious pose
I can just imagine karen going: hOW DARE YOU HAVE A SEIZURE IN FRONT OF MY CHILDREN! TIMMY LOOK AWAY SHE'S A *HORRIBLE* INFLUENCE ON CHILDREN! LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
LET ME GUESS, YOU'VE BEEN VACCINATED??
@@thehiddenninja3428 HOW DARE YOU NOT USE CRYSTALS
I have a response to all Karen attack: F-off or im gonna shot you (works for me)
1.1 million people in back up
**Cracks Nuckles**
cringe
`\(°~°)/'
UwU
*Knuckle
UWU
LOVE the puppy bloopers. I also follow two others who show their cats. We’re all weird.
Give me money! I've just viewed your video... I demand I get paid now!
Your pfp and name make this better
@@kankrireincarnate9714 hahah
IF YOU DONT MAKE MORE PUPPYBLOOPERS THEN ILL TELL MY FRIEND'S FRIENDS KAREN MOM THAT YOU ABUSED HER AT THE SCHOOL
You mean ambush right?
FerdyGames that means ASSAULTED OR RAPED
@@gyrozevest_9597 Oh. now I feel like a ass and a idiot😭😔
It's yugos decision to interrupt
Therandom uran you just made the list. Best line from Chris Jericho
Just called his dog “smoochie poochie” I’m yelling🤣🤣🤣
You should pay me for watching your videos and wasting my precious timeee!!!
213 likes isn't enough! I nEeD MoReEeeE!!!
Chain Gamerz I wish anyone would watch my vids
@@Kitsunat20 like this nobody won't , wait , they will just to dislike
Banditz Shadow I just subbed for that comment
Girl friend: I want men to be jealous of me
Me: I'm not jealous of you I'm scared of you
Sorry I can't spell
Unless I missed anything, you had 98% perfect spelling, only slightly messing up girlfriend...?
@@p3tr0l
Ok I always say that because
I know some People try to make fun of people who can't spell.
@@lucywalker1360 well you nailed it. ignore the idiots :)
@@regmigrant ok I will and you should to
People need to realize that not everyone is fluent in English, written or verbal. ^^; Regardless if that is their first language or not. Everyone has their weaknesses and no one's perfect. World would be a better place if everyone knew this and weren't jerks.
"You're a peach, buenos tardes" ROFLMAO, that man is my personal hero.......i lol'd at that for 15 mins straight.
Come for the reddit, stay for the personality of Rslash and his Karen voice
Since you put ads and one was 15 secs I want 100k for each second I watched that ad
You ain't getting nothing dumbass
Jeffrey Strogen you ain’t understanding the joke dumbass
Jeffrey Strogen wOw Ur So SmArT
@@JDStrogen91 hey dumbass watchin rslash but doesnt get a fucking joke i want 100k for every letter i typed
@@JDStrogen91 r/wooosh
The first story: Oh the nerve of OP's mom! She sounds like she don't deserve anything, especially a vacation. Nice move, OP, your brother is more deserving.
Free Chair
CB: Pay me 500 dollars and then give me the chair
OP:why
CB : I'm broke And I don't even have a Phone or ipad or an android
OP
*how are you even texting me?*
CB:A toaster. :)
@@Green24152 dude get off the internet if you are going to continue being a jerk
@@JDStrogen91 r/whoooosh
@@JDStrogen91 r/wooosh
Why do you do this to yourself
Unknown Legend
CB: That I had to make from scraps 😢😭
Julie: I have 50000 followers
Rslash: hold my totally not alcohol filled beverage drink
Okay but as an artist, I'm terrified of this stuff. Like that's one of the reasons I haven't done commissions yet (that and I don't think my art's good enough but that's besides the point)
0/5 stars - Subscribed ages ago and I still haven't received payment.
Love your work R/, I am especially a fan of the ChoosingBeggars and EntitledParents! Always a happy day when you release those. Have a good one, give the pooch a smooch for me!
I think you forgot a word in between those and the period you forgot the word whores
The chair upgrade story was great, funny thing is, ABS, the guy who said he had 6 followers is HUGE and has reddits dedicated to just his replies. He destroys so many CB's!
I'm an artist. Love being an artist.
But apparently charging $5 an hour is just too much...
Julie Crandall most people earn much more than that per hour in their jobs, too!
So why they expect people like artists to work for that little per hour is beyond me!
I'm sure that 'it's not hard to do what you do' is their go to when you have to justify charging a whole $5 per hour, yet THEY can't seem to do it!
Although I have to say, I could do a dancing skeleton with a weed pipe easily enough!
Stick figure, obviously! 😆😆
@@dmf1301 exactly. The worse was when an author said, "I'm not making money with my book, so why should I have to pay you?"
This author wanted a new cover for her book. So my art wasn't even on it yet. Her argument made no sense.
@@jjcymbolic I do commissions on DeviantArt. There's this one idiot who keeps asking for art. For example, he'd message me what he wants, then leaves a comment on Every post. ' Request? ' As a constant reminder if i was still working on his art.
About six months ago i said i'd charge 100.00$ for anyone who annoys me while working on personal art and commissions. I haven't heard from him since. LoL.
It's not enough
@@ArsinShadowGaming Aha, Aha, Ahaa. XD
"What's the lowest you will- Dog.. "
*how dare you take a space in MY subscriptions. I expect you to pay me to be there. I want to see your manager RIGHT NOW*
Will you knock it off already you big dumb asshole
Jeffrey have u noticed u have replied on jokes and ur making ur self look like an idiot
@@JDStrogen91 r/wooosh
Jeffrey Strogen WoW uR sO sMaRt
@@JDStrogen91 r/wooosh
I demand more puppy bloopers and i give you a 5/5 star rating. 😋😎
"I should pay you"
**ad**
Outstanding Move
That first story got to me more than I thought it would. I lost my mom on Dec 21, '17. She was my absolute best friend. When I hear about people not having any type of relationship with their parents, especially their moms, it just breaks my heart. I couldn't imagine my own mother not wanting to see me.
To whoever reads this, tell your parents you love them as much as you can. Even if you say 100x a day, when they're gone, you will still wish you said it more.
RIP Mom & Dad. Missing you always.
0/5
The waitress died in front of my child. I want her fired for not serving us before she died. Also suing for emotional distress to my child.
well emotional distress makes sense from that situation sooo
The nerve of some peaple
Wait; you're not paying us to watch your videos? Darn!
😂🤣😂🤣😁
"Omg my Waitress Is Choking! 1 out of 5 stars. Be better!"
If someone does that lmao
Do a face cam and have the dog in your lap the whole time
Yes
Doggo lap dance $500
Free?
@@brickbuilder-fh7yt Shane Dawson: "are you challenging me?"
Forgot the face cam lets see only the dog.
@@gasydevil6229 okay you are being rude dude
I commented on your video I expect half of all your revenue or I’m gonna talk to your manager and get you *INHALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* FIRED
It seems unimaginable that siblings could hate each other enough to compete for their husband, let alone plot their sister’s murder. But when you come from an extremely impoverished family of severe neglect, where you’re made to fight for resources and attention with your ten other siblings, I guess it becomes more understandable. If you have so many children that you can’t care for them, you’re setting them up for problems.
7:13
Ah yes my favorite word
*sgarbage*
Yes the best word in the English dictionary
You NEED a drawing of a dancing skeleton smoking weed?
Sounds like a legitimate need.
And probably for a really important business brand too! I would be scared right now.
Maybe a cursed image?
The puppy bloopers are EVERYTHING
1:36 That girl needs to learn that life ain't a Laurell K. Hamilton book.
Also, JamieMadrox; Awesome name! I sometimes use "PaigeGuthrie."
CB: "I get nauseous around food, but I can work as a CNA because working in a nursing home during a norovirus outbreak is a cakewalk."
Puppybloopers are exponentially better with video; I love the balance you hit with your format, but since puppy is readily available I'd love to see more puppy videos encores. :)
Awww I do love them puppy bloopers. 😘
3:17 edit mistake lmfao (love your content btw)
Came to see this comment to see if I wasn't going crazy lol
Katjamming you and me both lol
I didn’t see anything
Commander Dil-898 audio dude....audio...
That mistake still make sense tho even if it was cut short. He said they’d get audited then it cut & he went on talking about the irs so technically it all still made sense even if it was a little choppy
I am loving the conversations with Abs. Saw his story in another video (washingmachines?). He really hit the jackpot with entiteld ppl.
I’m portuguese and can never recognise the word “Azores” when I hear it😂 it just sounds so different from how we say it (Açores)