r/Choosingbeggars 1/5 Stars... Our Waitress Had a Seizure! 😠

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +7834

    I give my viewers 5/5 stars ❤️

    • @9112-b4u
      @9112-b4u 5 лет назад +75

      rSlash thank you

    • @SpaghettiMaster57
      @SpaghettiMaster57 5 лет назад +114

      Thanks i give u 10/5 for making good reddit stories

    • @Dre.14
      @Dre.14 5 лет назад +41

      rSlash i give you 5/5 stars

    • @al5055
      @al5055 5 лет назад +15

      That’s nice

    • @succogang4ever917
      @succogang4ever917 5 лет назад +83

      I give you 0/5 because i subscribed and you DIDNT PAY ME I DEMAND YOU GIVE 100 DOLLARS RIGHT NOW!

  • @vortex9604
    @vortex9604 5 лет назад +563

    *In January*
    Karen: "My kids won't have Christmas because of you!"
    Seems like the go to reponse from karens.

    • @MrGoesBoom
      @MrGoesBoom 5 лет назад +11

      Your kids aren't going to have Christmas because you're a lazy stuck up bitch who's way too snoby about what jobs you'll work even though you're buried in debt

    • @Kaiyo_Azuma
      @Kaiyo_Azuma 5 лет назад +8

      Me: Nice to know! Guess what! I don't care. If you want your kids to have Christmas, go get a job. Your problem.

    • @trainosaurousrex4472
      @trainosaurousrex4472 5 лет назад +2

      I read that just as he said that in the video

  • @Anyxera
    @Anyxera 5 лет назад +820

    I had an asthma attack for the first time in five years, at my icecream job. I didn't have an inhaler on me. I honestly thought I was dying, I called my mom, gasping for air, I had customers in line, the lady at the front of the line took my phone and tried to help me, and talked to my mom. I looked up and people were recording me, and not calling 911. The lady who was helping me screamed "Are freaking kidding me?! Call for an ambulance!" The EMT workers had to force people out of the way, and out of the building for my privacy. I heard a lady tsk and complain. "But we came all the way out for icecream. " like okay boomer, let me just get off my stretcher with this tank hooked to me and make you a sundae.

    • @michellemorgan3667
      @michellemorgan3667 4 года назад +136

      Sorry you experienced that. At my local shopping centre a woman had a heart attack, security used a defib on her. The family found out by seeing their mother and grandmother without a shirt and bra on, on social media :'( WTF is wrong with people???

    • @GodOfPlague
      @GodOfPlague 4 года назад +50

      @@michellemorgan3667 that's just messed up

    • @ohanameansfamily3434
      @ohanameansfamily3434 4 года назад +32

      Oh my god I am so sorry you had to go through that!

    • @bcndooz3294
      @bcndooz3294 4 года назад +18

      that sucks, hopefully that dosent happen again

    • @MakeshiftMackerel
      @MakeshiftMackerel 4 года назад +12

      I have asthma too

  • @kattamos6696
    @kattamos6696 5 лет назад +540

    "Poochums? Pooch-a poochums?"
    "Wanna come cuddle?"
    My heart: 🥺🥺🥺🥺❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @solvingsimon
      @solvingsimon 4 года назад +10

      Kaitlyn Amos I want a girlfriend who talks to dogs like that 🥺

    • @cowqult
      @cowqult 4 года назад +12

      A wild lesbian yeah, me too

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 4 года назад +5

      I love puppy bloopers.^^

    • @merry.meth.
      @merry.meth. 4 года назад +1

      When was this

    • @bRuhN0_
      @bRuhN0_ 3 года назад

      @@solvingsimon sup simp

  • @finnsimpson5253
    @finnsimpson5253 5 лет назад +1026

    1/5
    I murdered my waiter and he STILL didn’t serve me. How IGNORANT and DISRESPECTFUL. Terrible restaurant do not go here

  • @IndigoRyu
    @IndigoRyu 5 лет назад +676

    "I get nauseous when I'm around too much food."
    Says a mum who has to cook for seven kids. Wow, just wow!

    • @Fatcowz-fv7zr
      @Fatcowz-fv7zr 5 лет назад +26

      Nah they just order takout.
      Kids: whats for dinner?
      Mom: chinese

    • @Shadow_Drip
      @Shadow_Drip 5 лет назад +1

      that's what i thought, too

    • @aarron5817
      @aarron5817 5 лет назад +4

      If she thinks being around food makes her nauseous, she really should get her CNA and she will snap out of it quick

    • @liawarner7242
      @liawarner7242 5 лет назад +3

      She'd be around food anyways. CNA'S serve the residents 3 meals a day.

    • @forbiddentoast158
      @forbiddentoast158 4 года назад +1

      r/hmmm

  • @dissonancetlrm
    @dissonancetlrm 5 лет назад +319

    "I get nauseous when I'm around too much food."
    *Don't you have seven kids?*

    • @GodOfPlague
      @GodOfPlague 4 года назад +12

      My kids are not food! /sarc

    • @ahyesexistence1586
      @ahyesexistence1586 4 года назад +4

      Seriously, how the fuck can someone be THAT stupid?

    • @mayureshkonda5639
      @mayureshkonda5639 4 года назад +12

      r/cursedcomments

    • @whosnav
      @whosnav 4 года назад +3

      GodOfPlague 😂

    • @pumpkinspice7541
      @pumpkinspice7541 3 года назад

      This is why we can’t have nice things you guys make it w e i r d

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads 5 лет назад +596

    "Buenos tardes"
    "I KNEW YOU WERE MEXICAN! IT'S YOU, ISN'T IT, CARLOS!?"

  • @rhybaax8829
    @rhybaax8829 5 лет назад +1243

    Waitress: has seizure
    Cb: HoW rUdE
    Alternate reality
    Cb: has seizure
    Waitress: HoW rUdE!

    • @parry1480
      @parry1480 5 лет назад +10

      Entiteled people are entiteled in any reality o.o

    • @davegamesgames42
      @davegamesgames42 5 лет назад +2

      〘 LT〙EnchantedDiamond [TSDA] LCX did you read that right?

    • @aidusty2359
      @aidusty2359 5 лет назад +4

      UkGMrX TrickZ alternate reality
      Waitress after cb has seizure: she hasn’t paid me yet how rude

    • @cringeyusername8216
      @cringeyusername8216 5 лет назад

      Meanwhile in another nother alternate universe
      customer:how rude!
      Whatetriss:* has sessure *

    • @eeeeeeelemons
      @eeeeeeelemons 5 лет назад

      Then cb will be like HoW dArE yOu tReAt mE LiKe ThAt tHiS iS sEriOuS

  • @DiamondYoshi101
    @DiamondYoshi101 5 лет назад +1964

    Not only do we want puppy bloopers, but we’d also want you to censor curse words with Yugo’s bark.

  • @Roamingfirebat
    @Roamingfirebat 5 лет назад +890

    0/5 stars.
    I stabbed my waiter with my spoon and he stoped serving me he’s just laying there bleeding.
    I called the manager and stabbed him with my pencil and he stopped answering me how rude.

  • @OwlOwl900
    @OwlOwl900 5 лет назад +758

    Manager: this is 100% free
    Keran: make it 110% free
    Manager: H-How?

    • @jackdowling2003
      @jackdowling2003 5 лет назад +28

      Noob Owl GIVE THE LOVELY KAREN 10% OF THE PRICE OR ILL SUE YOU FOR EMOTIONAL TRAUMA

    • @zainul-abidenaziz1547
      @zainul-abidenaziz1547 5 лет назад +11

      Manager pays Karen, that’s how ;

    • @jenshub
      @jenshub 5 лет назад +2

      100% = 0
      0:100x110 = 0
      I'll be happy to help her out :)

    • @LadyBern
      @LadyBern 5 лет назад +1

      Charge her then refund her?

    • @redstonerepeater2476
      @redstonerepeater2476 5 лет назад +1

      Reddit News but how do you get the first price of 0(10% x 0 = 0)

  • @lambsauce9898
    @lambsauce9898 4 года назад +93

    Rslash: *Talks into his microphone "choosing beggar" -style
    Hugo: Imma disturb this man's career, in a cute way. *evil dog laugh

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +1174

    Update - 0/5 Stars
    The waitress died before serving our food to us. Also planning to sue for emotional and mental distress on my child.

  • @MsKakashilover1
    @MsKakashilover1 5 лет назад +138

    As an artist too I hear all the time “Draw me!”
    Um, ok, let’s say $50 for supplies and labor?
    “Why not just free?”
    Cause? Supplies aren’t cheap and I’m taking time out to draw this?
    Like I draw gifts for family members and friends but they’re gifts. I’m doing it cause I want them to have something meaningful.

    • @MyDogIsYoshi
      @MyDogIsYoshi 5 лет назад +2

      Same! My art is best on paper and with my shading pencils, but costs lead me to learn digital art and it can get overwhelming. I do free art most of the time, but when I charge (always like $20 because I am not a pro) people decide to look elsewhere. 😒 I'm already undercutting my prices to be competitive.

    • @bluewraith1265
      @bluewraith1265 5 лет назад +3

      I feel this too. The complaints that I don’t do free art or that I gave ‘that person’ free art is a real pain in the butt. People don’t understand the time and labor that artist go through, even us digital artists.

    • @fruitymilky7310
      @fruitymilky7310 4 года назад

      As another artist, I relate....

    • @chicoziebirb5139
      @chicoziebirb5139 4 года назад

      YES

    • @safiyahauttree9533
      @safiyahauttree9533 4 года назад

      Thats sooo nice

  • @xBluegamerx
    @xBluegamerx 5 лет назад +300

    Person 1: What's your work experience?
    Person 2: I have seven kids!
    Person 1: This isn't a interview for a contraceptive commercial.

    • @13bgunbunny42
      @13bgunbunny42 5 лет назад +2

      LMBO

    • @redstonerepeater2476
      @redstonerepeater2476 5 лет назад +2

      OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    • @gwahli9620
      @gwahli9620 5 лет назад +2

      Person 1: Try working as surrogate mother. No? Hooker maybe?

    • @moreththerogue6218
      @moreththerogue6218 5 лет назад +3

      So what we know about her extensive work history; She was able to successfully lay on back with her legs spread at least 7 times. I wouldn't think she uses other positions. Well, not without a GPS, a map and explicit instructions.

    • @kanthony1446
      @kanthony1446 5 лет назад +2

      @@moreththerogue6218 Haha I literally know someone like that in real life

  • @amypena1342
    @amypena1342 5 лет назад +180

    “Dog. What do you want? What?”
    Allow me to translate for you. Yugo says
    “ALL THE ATTENTIONS!!”

    • @erikstephens6370
      @erikstephens6370 2 года назад

      No,... no..., it can't be.
      Yugo has caught choosing beggar syndrome. Not even the dogs are safe.

  • @duckie4655
    @duckie4655 5 лет назад +479

    "Psshhhh idk a Spanish name 🙄 Like Carlos"
    Me: Imma have to stop ya right there.

    • @freaky4eve
      @freaky4eve 5 лет назад +25

      my dick is incredibly small , but It’s not the name in question, but the fact that she didn’t even bothered to remember the name of who she spoke to and just generalized to a “Spanish” name, when there are thousands of names that originated in Latinx countries, so by all accounts, there could be dozens of workers with a Latinx name and there’s no way to even check who spoke with her

    • @madiskorey
      @madiskorey 5 лет назад +9

      my dick is incredibly small , but that user i Can’t even-

    • @delmaplain4160
      @delmaplain4160 5 лет назад +1

      You rock "Carlos"!

    • @maddieeclipsed8782
      @maddieeclipsed8782 5 лет назад +1

      iiSimply Fairy lol

    • @rosedorada
      @rosedorada 4 года назад

      My history teachers name is Carlos

  • @bye6651
    @bye6651 5 лет назад +523

    Karen: "I have 50 thousand followers"
    r/Slash: "Hold my Hugo.."

    • @redstonerepeater2476
      @redstonerepeater2476 5 лет назад +8

      Randall Slaughter hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @cuvsly
      @cuvsly 5 лет назад +3

      @@redstonerepeater2476 r/youngpeopleyoutube if you don't understand people now use lmfao,lmao,lol,and XD

    • @LostGirl04
      @LostGirl04 5 лет назад +20

      @General SuperToast
      r/entitledpeople
      Ain’t nobody gotta use an acronym, bro. Don’t gotta be rude about it. Some people prefer typing out the laughter, it can provide a comedic effect to it. Smh.

    • @theblinkingbrownie4654
      @theblinkingbrownie4654 5 лет назад +21

      Yugo*

    • @AmeshaSpentaArmaiti
      @AmeshaSpentaArmaiti 5 лет назад +10

      @@cuvsly There was a study years ago showing those acronyms were on the decline, being used mostly by middle aged white people.

  • @redcar9949
    @redcar9949 5 лет назад +162

    "My kids aren't going to have Xmas because of you! Thanks!"
    "You're welcome! Your kids probably don't deserve Christmas"

  • @sr.slugsalad3629
    @sr.slugsalad3629 5 лет назад +183

    "I have 7 children thats enough qualification."
    Ma'am because you give out to anybody with 2 hands isnt a reason to give you a job

  • @limmeinl23
    @limmeinl23 5 лет назад +1691

    I watched your entire video from start to finish, therefore I expect payment of $300 by the end of the month OR I'M SUING!

    • @lunarcrystals1724
      @lunarcrystals1724 5 лет назад +5

      Tell me this is a joke.

    • @ABC-in2le
      @ABC-in2le 5 лет назад +31

      Ally Unicorn Tell me your reply is a joke xD

    • @boredboi6279
      @boredboi6279 5 лет назад +10

      There is 4 reply’s on this comment yet it says 2 RUclips is on drugs again

    • @mmorehouse2094
      @mmorehouse2094 5 лет назад +1

      Your comment was too soon to watch the whole video. I know this is a joke but just had to say this

    • @marios.k239
      @marios.k239 5 лет назад +2

      Lmfaooooo

  • @Tempest2357
    @Tempest2357 5 лет назад +413

    "you are now on a different list"
    The blacklist lol

  • @tucagwathiel3380
    @tucagwathiel3380 5 лет назад +129

    "I want a guy who'll let me do whatever I want."
    Me: That's called an escort service, sweetie.

  • @CathySW
    @CathySW 5 лет назад +876

    I DEMAND that you play with your dog. He's got good grades and DESERVES it.

    • @Juubith95
      @Juubith95 5 лет назад +35

      I'm also very certain that he has cancer and should receive more attention. If you didn't know, attention and/or expensive gifts can cure cancer!

    • @kevinbatoon5218
      @kevinbatoon5218 5 лет назад +20

      Me: ***confused screaming***

    • @amazingjames1979
      @amazingjames1979 5 лет назад +4

      The Lost Media Library was that a joke?

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 5 лет назад +9

      I want to know what the doggo got graded on.

    • @winterspectre
      @winterspectre 5 лет назад +10

      @@OmniscientWarrior how well he performs tricks despite his cancer that he clearly has

  • @DriftingLightOfTheWoods
    @DriftingLightOfTheWoods 5 лет назад +254

    "Cool, head inside" "Into the comedy club?" "Yeah then head up on the stage and tell your jokes to somebody else"
    Jfc that was a brutal murder has anyone informed 911 yet?

  • @K1ngSc0ut24
    @K1ngSc0ut24 5 лет назад +172

    Friend: what should we watch today?
    Me: let's ask the magic conch shell!
    Shell: *Welcome to "R/entitledparents!"*
    Me: THE SHELL HAS SPOKEN!!!

  • @titinielcrack9541
    @titinielcrack9541 5 лет назад +335

    R slash : *being super cute to dog after it interrupts him
    Alinity : * *THROWS CAT* *

    • @Ray-se5be
      @Ray-se5be 5 лет назад +6

      Dogs can't land on their feet

    • @titinielcrack9541
      @titinielcrack9541 5 лет назад +6

      Eyacito wow buddy calm down

    • @minefire4127
      @minefire4127 5 лет назад +4

      @@lamebrothers1621 i wanna wooosh you so fkin bad

    • @pancakezdrawz7936
      @pancakezdrawz7936 5 лет назад +1

      @@lamebrothers1621 i-...
      Really?
      yOu wAnNa mAke a J0ke? dO you're ReSeArCH

    • @weegle.
      @weegle. 5 лет назад

      @@lamebrothers1621 calm down

  • @christinamb6777
    @christinamb6777 5 лет назад +376

    Owner: why should you be hired
    Karen: Me and my 7 kids are smarting then everyone
    Owner: why are you smarter then most people
    Karen: We know the dangers of vaccines
    Graveyard owner: You're hired

    • @kaybrewer8348
      @kaybrewer8348 5 лет назад +9

      Yea I laughed at this lady. Why not work at a call center then send in r/storiesfromtechsupport. Get actual help desk experience then i a year go work in a help desk job to support your 7 kids...o wait that's work.

    • @jeffwoods5600
      @jeffwoods5600 5 лет назад +1

      I know how dangerous vaccines can be but I'm not entitled and I don't think I'm smarter than most people, I can sound very intelligent at times but how I see things is: When you do get a vaccine read up on them and make sure you know what you're getting into, some people handle things differently and could get an allergic reaction to them or it probably could cause autism but it just depends on the person.

    • @kaybrewer8348
      @kaybrewer8348 5 лет назад +4

      @@jeffwoods5600 as someone who has gotten sick because I couldn't have a vaccine and herd immunity didn't keep me safe, it's one thing to question a newish vaccine that hasn't had clinical history, it's another to question one that erradicated a disease until dunbasses read a paper (I mean come on we all take 7th grade science where your forced to scientifically analyze a study) and buy it hook line and sinker. What's even worse is after the scientist is punished for bad science people still hold up his now debunked paper as evidence.....

    • @jeffwoods5600
      @jeffwoods5600 5 лет назад +1

      @@kaybrewer8348 but if you got sick with whatever it was you got sick with your body will become immune to it and doctors have said that vaccines are dangerous

    • @Equinerhael
      @Equinerhael 5 лет назад +1

      @@jeffwoods5600 This is actually true.

  • @manifestationsofasort
    @manifestationsofasort 4 года назад +12

    0:10 "Tried to have me sectioned." That means OP's mom tried to put him in a psych hospital for not buying her a vacation.

  • @blobin456drawz
    @blobin456drawz 5 лет назад +259

    I get physically angry when they say "make some free art for me" because I'm an artist, and I know how long it takes to work on a good drawing or painting, and it's also expensive as heeeeeeell

    • @_bewitchedbyyaz
      @_bewitchedbyyaz 5 лет назад +9

      Especially to use paints and stuff that are light fast for commissions. Artists gotta get paid for time and cost of material

    • @bartlebyblam8482
      @bartlebyblam8482 5 лет назад +3

      I relate on a personal level.

    • @christins.1481
      @christins.1481 5 лет назад +5

      That's why I pay extra AND give the rough draft I drew.
      I can draw, but not great. Even still, people see my drawings and say I need to draw tattoos at a shop......Those guys have to draw a masterpiece in an hour less, this took me all week.

    • @bnanaaasbrown9529
      @bnanaaasbrown9529 5 лет назад +9

      I've never understood this mentality at all!
      Do people think all artwork is just like a 5 minute doodle?

    • @smileychey1738
      @smileychey1738 5 лет назад +3

      Same. Especially if they want colored pencil drawings. On a really detailed drawing I've ended up using almost half of a colored pencil ... Like Prisma color pencils aren't super expensive but they're expensive enough for someone who can't afford much as far as art supplies for it to be heart breaking

  • @ScorpionNani
    @ScorpionNani 5 лет назад +152

    As an Azorian, I just want to say in behalf of all my Azorian friends to 1st OP post, thank you for not sending your mom to the islands. The place is gorgeous but very poor, so we actually need people to spend money in the islands. :)

  • @shestolemythunder
    @shestolemythunder 5 лет назад +48

    "What's the lowest you can go?"
    "Woof"
    "That's still too much!"
    "Woof woof WOOOOOOF!"
    "Ok ok, geez!"

  • @KEKurva
    @KEKurva 5 лет назад +175

    How dare you have a Seizure, what the hell! God, so rude.

    • @matantsa4928
      @matantsa4928 5 лет назад +4

      x_Moon_x yeah! I agree!!!!! How dare you have a seizure! My kids are hungry and is dying of cancer!!!

    • @kurtiskurt1
      @kurtiskurt1 5 лет назад +1

      IM GONNA HAVE TO SUE THE RESTAURANT. BECAUSE THE WAITRESS HAD A SEIZURE

    • @kurtiskurt1
      @kurtiskurt1 5 лет назад +1

      @@KEKurva YEAH. IN COURT

    • @jaimyjwzgaming
      @jaimyjwzgaming 5 лет назад

      What!! Omg so rude! How dare they have a seizure in the restaurant that you Karen we're?!

  • @BestBES
    @BestBES 5 лет назад +58

    "Make art of a skeleton with a weed pipe and make him dance"
    I actually snorted. That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard

    • @donkeyhobo34
      @donkeyhobo34 5 лет назад +1

      I love you

    • @sabersz
      @sabersz 5 лет назад

      'weed pipe'
      W... What

    • @broccolibubly4837
      @broccolibubly4837 5 лет назад +2

      And they NEED it. Like what could you possibly need that for?

    • @adamb89
      @adamb89 5 лет назад +4

      The narrative I have in my head is that it's some 13 year old punk who was talking shit about how good an artist he was, got called out on it, and suddenly has to come up with this very specific drawing to "prove" he's legit.

    • @maesucks4958
      @maesucks4958 5 лет назад

      also, what is an artist supposed to do with that??

  • @TheDictionaryDuck
    @TheDictionaryDuck 4 года назад +5

    My mother has 7 kids, and she get back to school and get some education over the years, and now she's happily working with older People. And she fought to get education and wasn't a choosing beggar, man. That Woman made my blood boil.

  • @jamess8873
    @jamess8873 5 лет назад +135

    Your mom should have taught you NOT to have a seizure in public or when guests are over. VERY RUDE.

    • @dad_bot_3924
      @dad_bot_3924 5 лет назад

      What? Are you that dumb that you agree with that Karen? Why does this have likes?

    • @kirsten8518
      @kirsten8518 5 лет назад +1

      @Dad r/woosh

    • @dad_bot_3924
      @dad_bot_3924 5 лет назад +2

      @@kirsten8518 r/wooosh

    • @iceyfloss733
      @iceyfloss733 5 лет назад +1

      @@dad_bot_3924 r/wooosh (2)

    • @dad_bot_3924
      @dad_bot_3924 5 лет назад

      @@iceyfloss733 r/wooosh [3]

  • @doodlemethis474
    @doodlemethis474 5 лет назад +260

    “Man it’s depressing the kind of abuse that artist go through “
    Yea man tell me about it🙄

    • @gabimurray5955
      @gabimurray5955 5 лет назад +9

      I made wire wrapped rings to sell when i was a teenager and i asked my job trainer how much i should sell them for and she said 50 cents each. That was an oof.

    • @JDStrogen91
      @JDStrogen91 5 лет назад +1

      Doodle me this you are a complete psychopath yea big jerk

    • @baileyoliver8595
      @baileyoliver8595 5 лет назад +3

      @@JDStrogen91 I would not like to admit how long it took me to realize this is satire

    • @MikinessAnalog
      @MikinessAnalog 5 лет назад +1

      Same goes for engineers, producers & DJs that are constantly asked to make personal remixes for free.

    • @purpl3lina
      @purpl3lina 5 лет назад

      Jon Jones i got like 100 some subs so Im first. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

  • @Stella_56
    @Stella_56 5 лет назад +353

    "we have 50 thousands followers"
    *Laugh in 500k views*

    • @Henry205
      @Henry205 4 года назад +10

      “We have 50 thousands followers”
      Laugh in 1.2million views

    • @asserakram1725
      @asserakram1725 4 года назад +1

      @@Henry205 Someone had a seizure😡😡

    • @thememer6844
      @thememer6844 4 года назад +3

      now there is
      1.75 million subscribers
      1.2 million views

    • @kaersin4
      @kaersin4 4 года назад +2

      "we have 50 thousands followers"
      laughs in 1.76 million subscribers
      laughs in 1.3 million views

    • @imc0nfused248
      @imc0nfused248 4 года назад +1

      @@Henry205 can I speak to you're manager

  • @tychul
    @tychul 5 лет назад +82

    Ok but what could you POSSIBLY need a dancing weed smoking skeleton drawing for immediately like that

    • @redstonerepeater2476
      @redstonerepeater2476 5 лет назад +1

      tychul we don’t ask those types of questions around here

    • @veniro259
      @veniro259 5 лет назад +1

      What wouldn't you need that for?

  • @saraierace1643
    @saraierace1643 5 лет назад +18

    "I have 7 children, isn't that a good enough qualification?"
    Lady, the fact that you'll open for anyone & everyone gives you a qualification you can't lose, THE ABILITY TO BE EASY!

  • @michaelchristopher8266
    @michaelchristopher8266 5 лет назад +80

    Anyone else love rslash’s women voice?

  • @reh3884
    @reh3884 3 года назад +4

    Years ago, I worked in a restaurant while going to college. I happened to be supervising one night when a guy had a heart attack. We had trouble keeping the other guests back. They acted like it was a dinner show. One woman came up and complained that her table hadn't seen their waitress in forever and they wanted to order dessert. I said that we have to keep the area clear for the paramedics to work. She kept complaining (as did other tables). I had enough and yelled, "do you people have no idea what is going on right now?!" Sadly, the man didn't make it.

  • @user-bi8bs4xk6r
    @user-bi8bs4xk6r 4 года назад +6

    "The lion,The witch and the audacity of this b****"
    Never had a better meaning

  • @blastvortex
    @blastvortex 5 лет назад +20

    1:40 Waiter: Since it's your birthday, you get a piece of cake. Would you prefer the chocolate or the vanilla?
    Customer: Yes, dammit!!!

  • @chrispham6599
    @chrispham6599 5 лет назад +67

    Threatening to dox an artist for free art. That's not a choosing Beggar, that's a potential felon!

    • @VoltaicNebulae
      @VoltaicNebulae 5 лет назад +3

      Let's be real, I don't think they're smart enough to tell the difference.

  • @bennieanimations9022
    @bennieanimations9022 5 лет назад +25

    The EM : HOW DARE YOU DIE BEFORE SERVING ME 1 STAR REVIEW FOR THAT . HOW DISRESPECTFUL IS THAT .

  • @laila.jw08
    @laila.jw08 5 лет назад +22

    I'm glad he gave the holiday to his brother the mother didn't deserve it at all

  • @G_I_D_S
    @G_I_D_S 5 лет назад +24

    I died when you recommended to look at the screen, I had to pause because I was dying laughing so hard.. lmao.. that was a great drawing.

  • @windowssonic5953
    @windowssonic5953 5 лет назад +87

    Popular names for Hispanics: Alejandro, Sebastián, Santiago, Joaquín, Juan José
    Julie: *CARLOS*

    • @brookepreaseau7337
      @brookepreaseau7337 4 года назад +4

      Windowssonic Don’t forget : Pedro, Raul, Fidel, Manuel, Rodolfo, Alberto, the list goes on and on and on and on

    • @yourmother9834
      @yourmother9834 4 года назад +2

      Also... David

  • @MisterSchweetz
    @MisterSchweetz 5 лет назад +137

    “Buenas tardes”. That was clever
    Edit: buenas not buenos

    • @sh_joy
      @sh_joy 4 года назад +2

      How so? Because it's Spanish?

    • @sh_joy
      @sh_joy 4 года назад

      @Sam Lim oh right

    • @sh_joy
      @sh_joy 4 года назад +1

      @Sam Lim What? No, not at all.

    • @sh_joy
      @sh_joy 4 года назад

      I think I was only wondering why they said it was clever, rather than just funny which is how I saw it. Honestly idk, it's been ages since I even watched the video lol

    • @sh_joy
      @sh_joy 4 года назад

      @Sam Lim no worries 😊

  • @CashHungryCanadian
    @CashHungryCanadian 5 лет назад +27

    Nobody:
    Not a damn soul:
    Literally Nobody:
    Entitled people: *Can you PAY ME to get your stuff for FREE...?*

  • @daddydvx806
    @daddydvx806 5 лет назад +56

    Oh well let me get this thing for FREE... hello??? O my GOD HOW RUDE OF YOU HAVING A SEIZURE IN FRONT OF ME?? I DEMAND THE MANAGER AND A PAYMENT FOR RUINING MY DAY

  • @macanderson4322
    @macanderson4322 5 лет назад +84

    Lmao I found the guy on Google review, and hes been constantly harrased on every review😂😂

  • @NapThClap
    @NapThClap 5 лет назад +98

    Julie: I hAvE 50 tHoUsAnD fOlLoWeRs
    RSlash: Hold my beer

    • @Niko-bf7nw
      @Niko-bf7nw 5 лет назад +1

      people like julie will end up in hell before drug dealers im sure. julie's legitemately a bad person at heart. got pissed just reading those emails. hope OP reaches out to r/.

  • @godricrandom
    @godricrandom 5 лет назад +320

    I think you need to get rid of puppy bloopers at the end of the video. And just give us a sold 10-20 min vid of pure pupper

    • @redstonerepeater2476
      @redstonerepeater2476 5 лет назад +15

      godricrandom or a compilation

    • @danayandele7517
      @danayandele7517 5 лет назад +59

      Not gonna lie they had us in the first half

    • @pamelasambansoy3286
      @pamelasambansoy3286 5 лет назад +24

      I was about to get mad when I read the first sentence. lol

    • @theboy5516
      @theboy5516 5 лет назад +5

      @@danayandele7517 ya

    • @nonantic5317
      @nonantic5317 5 лет назад +3

      Dont ever underestimate the power of the puppy bloopers, that floof ball will destroy you.

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 5 лет назад +56

    When he said he had 6 followers, he meant on reddit... which is a lot

  • @flyingnematode
    @flyingnematode 5 лет назад +27

    She gets nauseous with food... but wants to work as a cna... cna wipe poop, clean every creases of the patient's body, pick up puke... and she complains being surrounded by food... 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @bsgenius22
    @bsgenius22 5 лет назад +57

    15:08
    "My prices start at £150"
    "Free?"
    As a mediocre artist who does commissions, that enrages me.

    • @lilandeintheirl
      @lilandeintheirl 4 года назад +4

      As a shit artist that doesn't do commissions, that also enrages me

    • @elwillyrets7505
      @elwillyrets7505 4 года назад +2

      is that something that really happens? my god... the nerve of some people...
      it is like the people that ask for free food at a restaurant...

  • @DerpySquiddles4043
    @DerpySquiddles4043 2 года назад +1

    im a type 1 diabetic and a waitress and iv always had that fear in the back of my head that i might pass out on shift and some karen is just gonna be there like 'So unprofessional, where the hell is my food?' meanwhile im just there in the family guy unconscious pose

  • @lelehblabo
    @lelehblabo 5 лет назад +19

    I can just imagine karen going: hOW DARE YOU HAVE A SEIZURE IN FRONT OF MY CHILDREN! TIMMY LOOK AWAY SHE'S A *HORRIBLE* INFLUENCE ON CHILDREN! LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 лет назад +1

      LET ME GUESS, YOU'VE BEEN VACCINATED??

    • @lelehblabo
      @lelehblabo 5 лет назад +1

      @@thehiddenninja3428 HOW DARE YOU NOT USE CRYSTALS

    • @przemogie2329
      @przemogie2329 5 лет назад

      I have a response to all Karen attack: F-off or im gonna shot you (works for me)

  • @ihateandroid5216
    @ihateandroid5216 5 лет назад +150

    1.1 million people in back up
    **Cracks Nuckles**

  • @Melissamoreau24
    @Melissamoreau24 5 лет назад +21

    LOVE the puppy bloopers. I also follow two others who show their cats. We’re all weird.

  • @angrybutters
    @angrybutters 5 лет назад +84

    Give me money! I've just viewed your video... I demand I get paid now!

  • @gyrozevest_9597
    @gyrozevest_9597 5 лет назад +56

    IF YOU DONT MAKE MORE PUPPYBLOOPERS THEN ILL TELL MY FRIEND'S FRIENDS KAREN MOM THAT YOU ABUSED HER AT THE SCHOOL

    • @KurlzzPlays
      @KurlzzPlays 5 лет назад

      You mean ambush right?

    • @gyrozevest_9597
      @gyrozevest_9597 5 лет назад

      FerdyGames that means ASSAULTED OR RAPED

    • @KurlzzPlays
      @KurlzzPlays 5 лет назад +1

      @@gyrozevest_9597 Oh. now I feel like a ass and a idiot😭😔

    • @glitterrave453
      @glitterrave453 5 лет назад

      It's yugos decision to interrupt

    • @JDStrogen91
      @JDStrogen91 5 лет назад

      Therandom uran you just made the list. Best line from Chris Jericho

  • @viridian_draws
    @viridian_draws 5 лет назад +14

    Just called his dog “smoochie poochie” I’m yelling🤣🤣🤣

  • @sui-ryuu
    @sui-ryuu 5 лет назад +199

    You should pay me for watching your videos and wasting my precious timeee!!!
    213 likes isn't enough! I nEeD MoReEeeE!!!

    • @Kitsunat20
      @Kitsunat20 5 лет назад +1

      Chain Gamerz I wish anyone would watch my vids

    • @hknkn_9938
      @hknkn_9938 5 лет назад +1

      @@Kitsunat20 like this nobody won't , wait , they will just to dislike

    • @floydblock3336
      @floydblock3336 5 лет назад

      Banditz Shadow I just subbed for that comment

  • @lucywalker1360
    @lucywalker1360 5 лет назад +78

    Girl friend: I want men to be jealous of me
    Me: I'm not jealous of you I'm scared of you
    Sorry I can't spell

    • @p3tr0l
      @p3tr0l 5 лет назад +3

      Unless I missed anything, you had 98% perfect spelling, only slightly messing up girlfriend...?

    • @lucywalker1360
      @lucywalker1360 5 лет назад +4

      @@p3tr0l
      Ok I always say that because
      I know some People try to make fun of people who can't spell.

    • @regmigrant
      @regmigrant 5 лет назад +3

      @@lucywalker1360 well you nailed it. ignore the idiots :)

    • @lucywalker1360
      @lucywalker1360 5 лет назад +1

      @@regmigrant ok I will and you should to

    • @Grimaria
      @Grimaria 5 лет назад +5

      People need to realize that not everyone is fluent in English, written or verbal. ^^; Regardless if that is their first language or not. Everyone has their weaknesses and no one's perfect. World would be a better place if everyone knew this and weren't jerks.

  • @skeptischism1324
    @skeptischism1324 4 года назад

    "You're a peach, buenos tardes" ROFLMAO, that man is my personal hero.......i lol'd at that for 15 mins straight.

  • @Dennispacito
    @Dennispacito 5 лет назад +39

    Come for the reddit, stay for the personality of Rslash and his Karen voice

  • @ImJustJonnY.
    @ImJustJonnY. 5 лет назад +144

    Since you put ads and one was 15 secs I want 100k for each second I watched that ad

    • @JDStrogen91
      @JDStrogen91 5 лет назад

      You ain't getting nothing dumbass

    • @yazminsoto2937
      @yazminsoto2937 5 лет назад +14

      Jeffrey Strogen you ain’t understanding the joke dumbass

    • @kawaiizilla7300
      @kawaiizilla7300 5 лет назад +2

      Jeffrey Strogen wOw Ur So SmArT

    • @DanielGarcia-kn9rx
      @DanielGarcia-kn9rx 5 лет назад +4

      @@JDStrogen91 hey dumbass watchin rslash but doesnt get a fucking joke i want 100k for every letter i typed

    • @conor7784
      @conor7784 5 лет назад +1

      @@JDStrogen91 r/wooosh

  • @Manglethefox238
    @Manglethefox238 3 года назад +2

    The first story: Oh the nerve of OP's mom! She sounds like she don't deserve anything, especially a vacation. Nice move, OP, your brother is more deserving.

  • @Isowatten
    @Isowatten 5 лет назад +56

    Free Chair
    CB: Pay me 500 dollars and then give me the chair
    OP:why
    CB : I'm broke And I don't even have a Phone or ipad or an android
    OP
    *how are you even texting me?*

    • @Green24152
      @Green24152 5 лет назад +1

      CB:A toaster. :)

    • @JDStrogen91
      @JDStrogen91 5 лет назад

      @@Green24152 dude get off the internet if you are going to continue being a jerk

    • @desiterdane4286
      @desiterdane4286 5 лет назад

      @@JDStrogen91 r/whoooosh

    • @conor7784
      @conor7784 5 лет назад

      @@JDStrogen91 r/wooosh
      Why do you do this to yourself

    • @goldandsilver4211
      @goldandsilver4211 5 лет назад +1

      Unknown Legend
      CB: That I had to make from scraps 😢😭

  • @acairconditioning5666
    @acairconditioning5666 5 лет назад +13

    Julie: I have 50000 followers
    Rslash: hold my totally not alcohol filled beverage drink

  • @emilyk3500
    @emilyk3500 5 лет назад +8

    Okay but as an artist, I'm terrified of this stuff. Like that's one of the reasons I haven't done commissions yet (that and I don't think my art's good enough but that's besides the point)

  • @Ewthulhu
    @Ewthulhu 5 лет назад +59

    0/5 stars - Subscribed ages ago and I still haven't received payment.

  • @dalethium
    @dalethium 5 лет назад +47

    Love your work R/, I am especially a fan of the ChoosingBeggars and EntitledParents! Always a happy day when you release those. Have a good one, give the pooch a smooch for me!

    • @optimuspratt0076
      @optimuspratt0076 5 лет назад

      I think you forgot a word in between those and the period you forgot the word whores

  • @snoopy1977
    @snoopy1977 3 года назад +1

    The chair upgrade story was great, funny thing is, ABS, the guy who said he had 6 followers is HUGE and has reddits dedicated to just his replies. He destroys so many CB's!

  • @jjcymbolic
    @jjcymbolic 5 лет назад +96

    I'm an artist. Love being an artist.
    But apparently charging $5 an hour is just too much...

    • @dmf1301
      @dmf1301 5 лет назад +13

      Julie Crandall most people earn much more than that per hour in their jobs, too!
      So why they expect people like artists to work for that little per hour is beyond me!
      I'm sure that 'it's not hard to do what you do' is their go to when you have to justify charging a whole $5 per hour, yet THEY can't seem to do it!
      Although I have to say, I could do a dancing skeleton with a weed pipe easily enough!
      Stick figure, obviously! 😆😆

    • @jjcymbolic
      @jjcymbolic 5 лет назад +4

      @@dmf1301 exactly. The worse was when an author said, "I'm not making money with my book, so why should I have to pay you?"
      This author wanted a new cover for her book. So my art wasn't even on it yet. Her argument made no sense.

    • @emeraldkitsune1790
      @emeraldkitsune1790 5 лет назад +5

      @@jjcymbolic I do commissions on DeviantArt. There's this one idiot who keeps asking for art. For example, he'd message me what he wants, then leaves a comment on Every post. ' Request? ' As a constant reminder if i was still working on his art.
      About six months ago i said i'd charge 100.00$ for anyone who annoys me while working on personal art and commissions. I haven't heard from him since. LoL.

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 5 лет назад +1

      It's not enough

    • @emeraldkitsune1790
      @emeraldkitsune1790 5 лет назад +2

      @@ArsinShadowGaming Aha, Aha, Ahaa. XD

  • @Stardust_Studios848
    @Stardust_Studios848 5 лет назад +30

    "What's the lowest you will- Dog.. "

  • @msgames101
    @msgames101 5 лет назад +94

    *how dare you take a space in MY subscriptions. I expect you to pay me to be there. I want to see your manager RIGHT NOW*

    • @JDStrogen91
      @JDStrogen91 5 лет назад

      Will you knock it off already you big dumb asshole

    • @yazminsoto2937
      @yazminsoto2937 5 лет назад +3

      Jeffrey have u noticed u have replied on jokes and ur making ur self look like an idiot

    • @marianamartinezdachiardi680
      @marianamartinezdachiardi680 5 лет назад +2

      @@JDStrogen91 r/wooosh

    • @kawaiizilla7300
      @kawaiizilla7300 5 лет назад

      Jeffrey Strogen WoW uR sO sMaRt

    • @conor7784
      @conor7784 5 лет назад

      @@JDStrogen91 r/wooosh

  • @minohs4075
    @minohs4075 5 лет назад +57

    I demand more puppy bloopers and i give you a 5/5 star rating. 😋😎

  • @gingie7995
    @gingie7995 5 лет назад +10

    "I should pay you"
    **ad**
    Outstanding Move

  • @shelbycazares4417
    @shelbycazares4417 5 лет назад +2

    That first story got to me more than I thought it would. I lost my mom on Dec 21, '17. She was my absolute best friend. When I hear about people not having any type of relationship with their parents, especially their moms, it just breaks my heart. I couldn't imagine my own mother not wanting to see me.
    To whoever reads this, tell your parents you love them as much as you can. Even if you say 100x a day, when they're gone, you will still wish you said it more.
    RIP Mom & Dad. Missing you always.

  • @asmolmarimba
    @asmolmarimba 5 лет назад +21

    0/5
    The waitress died in front of my child. I want her fired for not serving us before she died. Also suing for emotional distress to my child.

    • @zyretsu24
      @zyretsu24 5 лет назад

      well emotional distress makes sense from that situation sooo

    • @frostknight63
      @frostknight63 5 лет назад

      The nerve of some peaple

  • @knightaries13
    @knightaries13 5 лет назад +35

    Wait; you're not paying us to watch your videos? Darn!
    😂🤣😂🤣😁

  • @masonredeye2564
    @masonredeye2564 5 лет назад +10

    "Omg my Waitress Is Choking! 1 out of 5 stars. Be better!"
    If someone does that lmao

  • @garrettlindgren4448
    @garrettlindgren4448 5 лет назад +153

    Do a face cam and have the dog in your lap the whole time

  • @chanostar358
    @chanostar358 5 лет назад +43

    I commented on your video I expect half of all your revenue or I’m gonna talk to your manager and get you *INHALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* FIRED

  • @lornaginetteharrison7168
    @lornaginetteharrison7168 6 месяцев назад +1

    It seems unimaginable that siblings could hate each other enough to compete for their husband, let alone plot their sister’s murder. But when you come from an extremely impoverished family of severe neglect, where you’re made to fight for resources and attention with your ten other siblings, I guess it becomes more understandable. If you have so many children that you can’t care for them, you’re setting them up for problems.

  • @truewillow4138
    @truewillow4138 5 лет назад +24

    7:13
    Ah yes my favorite word
    *sgarbage*

    • @trevorthepoop
      @trevorthepoop 5 лет назад +3

      Yes the best word in the English dictionary

  • @fatalgravity
    @fatalgravity 5 лет назад +96

    You NEED a drawing of a dancing skeleton smoking weed?
    Sounds like a legitimate need.

    • @InnerEagle
      @InnerEagle 5 лет назад +2

      And probably for a really important business brand too! I would be scared right now.

    • @AJIsUnbreakable
      @AJIsUnbreakable 5 лет назад +1

      Maybe a cursed image?

  • @TarotMom86
    @TarotMom86 5 лет назад +3

    The puppy bloopers are EVERYTHING

  • @rileighdabbs1950
    @rileighdabbs1950 5 лет назад +15

    1:36 That girl needs to learn that life ain't a Laurell K. Hamilton book.
    Also, JamieMadrox; Awesome name! I sometimes use "PaigeGuthrie."

  • @MrKadinvanvalin
    @MrKadinvanvalin 5 лет назад +8

    CB: "I get nauseous around food, but I can work as a CNA because working in a nursing home during a norovirus outbreak is a cakewalk."

  • @EricJPrice
    @EricJPrice 4 года назад

    Puppybloopers are exponentially better with video; I love the balance you hit with your format, but since puppy is readily available I'd love to see more puppy videos encores. :)

  • @jewleeborrasca6924
    @jewleeborrasca6924 5 лет назад +6

    Awww I do love them puppy bloopers. 😘

  • @ashlavakat1890
    @ashlavakat1890 5 лет назад +161

    3:17 edit mistake lmfao (love your content btw)

    • @katjamming
      @katjamming 5 лет назад +11

      Came to see this comment to see if I wasn't going crazy lol

    • @ashlavakat1890
      @ashlavakat1890 5 лет назад +1

      Katjamming you and me both lol

    • @paulchaires7524
      @paulchaires7524 5 лет назад

      I didn’t see anything

    • @ashlavakat1890
      @ashlavakat1890 5 лет назад +1

      Commander Dil-898 audio dude....audio...

    • @MsNoPixel
      @MsNoPixel 5 лет назад +2

      That mistake still make sense tho even if it was cut short. He said they’d get audited then it cut & he went on talking about the irs so technically it all still made sense even if it was a little choppy

  • @timstaps704
    @timstaps704 4 года назад

    I am loving the conversations with Abs. Saw his story in another video (washingmachines?). He really hit the jackpot with entiteld ppl.

  • @joanamarques6175
    @joanamarques6175 5 лет назад +13

    I’m portuguese and can never recognise the word “Azores” when I hear it😂 it just sounds so different from how we say it (Açores)