I started with a VW Polo and was happy! I worked hard enough to afford 2 BMWs but that guy trew his in the river? Such people should go to military service, eat dirt and accept that getting something for free, especially a car like that, is a huge thing. But Karma will strike back anyways
The thing is, you know the company's gotta get new tills, and whoever has those tills is going to ask for a reason they suddenly don't have tills, and the whole time that's happening you know the store's going to be shut down; not to mention if she were still in charge she'd be demanding, unreasonably, to have the keys to the new tills, which obviously is going to raise immediate red flags for the new till person, at which point they'd find this thread... so no, I don't expect she still has her job. We can only hope the store regained its ability to open its doors in time that the other employees weren't laid off too.
Agreed! I really want an update regarding the outcome of the legal proceedings haha. How on Earth someone like Amber was ever escalated to a position of authority I will never know. I feel that a brick needs to be thrown at her head >_
Here is a link to the whole episode. With an update. And more. The guy is Abs and he is fantastic at putting down choosing beggars. The vid has more of his put downs. ruclips.net/video/M805cvgU6Sk/видео.html
"I look forward to hearing from your legal team, we can laugh at you together" I want the name of the local sheriff, i think we all just witnessed a murder.
Haqeeqee i think rSlash must have read your post, in his description he wrote man/child. That man/child was a serious piece of work. My parents give me and my sisters £25 for our birthdays and we are happy and grateful. There are some real entitled people out there and i am glad that i'm not one of them ☺
*Choosing beggar logic always fail me* I wasn't planning to pay for your $5,000 PC, Therefore as I looked you in the eyes for 0,01 seconds that makes us friends, so you have to give it to me for free!!!!! Person with a brain:no HOW DARE YOU!? YOU JUST LOST BUSINESS, IM GOING TO SUE YOU FOR SCAMMING!
It's an incredibly stupid argument, but... I think the gist of it is "you're losing business because you're not going to get publicity from my calling you out".
These choosing beggars always end with, "Your stuff is ugly," "I didn't want to buy it anyways," or "I have a friend that does it better." Why did you want it so badly then?
You missed a call, but the caller didn't leave a message. You missed a call, but the caller didn't leave a message. You missed a call, but the caller didn't leave a message. *HeadOn apply directly to the forehead* *HeadOn apply directly to the forehead* *HeadOn apply directly to the forehead* *HeadOn apply directly to the forehead* *HeadOn apply directly to the forehead* *HeadOn apply directly to the forehead*
You know what I love more than a Jaguar??? The Liger. The liger is a hybrid offspring of a male lion and a female tiger. The liger has parents in the same genus but of different species. The liger is distinct from the similar hybrid called the tigon, and is the largest of all known extant felines.
"By reasonable assumption...." I just wish I could have been there when someone at this organization read the post and without even knowing the context of the argument just saw the name Amber and thought "Ah shit, here we go again."
I love how that first "Queen" is trying to sound smart and formal, while the result is actually more of an "I'm actually 8 years old and failing English class" vibe.
Then he goes "Nvm you aren't the second stupidest person I've met" In a tone that literally tell You're the first stupidest person I have ever seen, you're so stupid that people couldn't reach closer without being yelled at for wanting money for their *job*
@@X3H3X I'd love to give that kid a reality adjustment. I'm driving a 17 year old Civic and I had to go without pretty much everything for an entire year to get it.
@@DanaTheInsane Using violence against someone for destroying their property? That's about the dumbest crap I've ever heard. You wonder why you're at where you're at now.
@@keilafleischbein59 You're even dumber, wanting to shoot someone for destroying their property that you don't even own? LoL With your way of thinking you ain't going nowhere in life.
@@XsaviXander destroying property doesnt just affect them, it influences the entire market. Do you understand supply and demand? Destroying his brand new capital lowers supply and increases demand, which means inflation goes up, which means the next person to buy a BMW pays extra.
I came upon "I wanted a Jaguar" on an online news post and read it out loud to my parents. After I was finished reading when the guy's parents said he had a mental illness, my parents and I said at the same time "Yeah. He's a spoiled brat."
@@keilafleischbein59 because they're luxurious cars? Just because the majority of drivers of BMW cars are not safe drivers, doesn't mean that they all are, nor does it mean that if you drive one you are suddenly a bad driver.
Whenever you say “on a channel with more than one million subscribers,” you should do it in a dr. Evil voice. I think that would be perfect for any choosing beggar situation.
7:22 as the child of a single mother, I hate it when people try to manipulate others by saying they're a single mother. My mum never did that pathetic BS a day in her life.
RUclipsrs begging for subscriptions and likes are cringe. Hurts rewatching too. Then there's the 2 minute speed ch of "NOT ALL OF YOU ARE SUBSCRIBED, PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!" Im actually full on subscribers for some stupid RUclips rule... I often get told "you've too many subscriptions for your loss sm subscriber count.". Annoying af all of it... Subscriptions mean much less now than 10 years ago and people are more annoying about it these days than ever before.
Every time I hear a CB say "you're too old to play games" I'm reminded of Shirley Curry (83+ y.o. youtube gamer). I'd love to have a CB say that to me so I can just link her YT page and say "Why don't you try telling her she's too old" XD
Saying someone is 'too old to play games' is like saying you are too old to read a book. Too old to listen to music. Too old to look at a piece of art in an art museum. Games are just another form of Art...I pity people that actually think like that. Can you even imagine NEVER playing a game, because you are 'too mature?'
I went and looked up Shirley Curry and it was great lol. Also it’s really stupid when ppl say they’re, “too old to play games.” Cool..so you want people stressed out and not having an outlet to relax and let loose? Do you want serial killers? Because that’s how serial killers are made.
Mr. underscore well there is an under ground base that leads to the alien cafe I took that route and then I waited on the streets for a bus but an old lady found me she took me in and named me kitty and she lets me use her computer to do stuff
That first one, since "All monetary funds are and will be acceptable", I'd just give her 500 Hungarian forint, which equates to 1,67 dollars or 1,51 euro.. xD
Rslash, I wanna say thank you for making these awesome videos. They always make my day a lil brighter. I've also been binge watching your older videos this past week, had surgery on the 21st of last month and cant do much, other than watch tv or youtube. So thank you.
Dumping BMW because you want a Jag. Me: "Okay, ill get you the jag. Get the BMW and restore it to the condition you got it (right off the factory floor new) and we'll get it for you.
Wow, how do I find these shops that appear in r/CB?! All of these videos I've watched and their prices are freaking awesome! I wish I could find a person to makes 5 personalized T-shirts for $87!
Your video notification interrupted the cookies I was making for my dad's birthday, I demand...something something choosing beggar lemme finish my coffee.
You know, these videos make me live in fear of my brother, who is already an annoying entitled kid, but now that he's getting married, he'll be an entitled PARENT, too, and pass on the entitled genes... *shudder Edit: That first Choosing Beggar sounds just like him! XD
"You will be enlisted as an enemy of my weight loss progress." I'm not sure what I find funnier; the sentence itself or the sincerity with which it was put forth. Also, "yoitube"? Is that like a cheap knock-off brand?
do NOT buy me flowers!
do NOT buy me chocolates!
DO subscribe to my channel!
already did!
But, I already got them with me :(( I was gonna give them to you :((((((
where's beggarSlash
DO NOT reply to my comment!
What happens if I have already? Do I explo...
"I wanted a Jaguar!!!"
"I'm sorry entitled kid. How about a starving lion instead?"
Wanna know the worst thing ? He got the Jaguar.
@@ComicNerd1103 How'd you find that out?
I started with a VW Polo and was happy!
I worked hard enough to afford 2 BMWs but that guy trew his in the river?
Such people should go to military service, eat dirt and accept that getting something for free, especially a car like that, is a huge thing.
But Karma will strike back anyways
Are you on every reddit vid?
Comic Nerd
Where you find out
I really hope Amber was fired from her position, no one that stupid and entitled should ever be in any position of authority over others.
The thing is, you know the company's gotta get new tills, and whoever has those tills is going to ask for a reason they suddenly don't have tills, and the whole time that's happening you know the store's going to be shut down; not to mention if she were still in charge she'd be demanding, unreasonably, to have the keys to the new tills, which obviously is going to raise immediate red flags for the new till person, at which point they'd find this thread... so no, I don't expect she still has her job. We can only hope the store regained its ability to open its doors in time that the other employees weren't laid off too.
You should see the parish school board!
Agreed! I really want an update regarding the outcome of the legal proceedings haha. How on Earth someone like Amber was ever escalated to a position of authority I will never know. I feel that a brick needs to be thrown at her head >_
Here is a link to the whole episode. With an update.
And more.
The guy is Abs and he is fantastic at putting down choosing beggars.
The vid has more of his put downs.
ruclips.net/video/M805cvgU6Sk/видео.html
I've seen this story before, but I don't remember what happened to her.
Kid: *i WaNtEd A jAgUaR*
Mom: _Oh ill get you a jaguar oh right_ ...
Kid: *Gets a literal jaguar in his room*
Peppereactoplayz_ Cando
jaguar: eats the kid
Mom: (High-fives Jaguar) thanks been trying to get rid of that little shit
kyle Dove lol
Kid: *oh no meme plays*
Kid: I WANTED A JAGUAR
Mom: JAGUAR KICK! *proceeds to kick the kid*
His mom is a student of Adon.
#maliciouscompliance
"I look forward to hearing from your legal team, we can laugh at you together"
I want the name of the local sheriff, i think we all just witnessed a murder.
r/murderedbywords 😂
He'll be there in the morning, remember?
Boooom head shot!
Destruction 100
More like massacre.
Got killed multiple times.
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
The newspaper article incorrectly referred to him as an “Indian man”. It should have said “Indian man-child”.
Haqeeqee i think rSlash must have read your post, in his description he wrote man/child. That man/child was a serious piece of work. My parents give me and my sisters £25 for our birthdays and we are happy and grateful. There are some real entitled people out there and i am glad that i'm not one of them ☺
You're hiliriouse lol have a great day.
Salsylex Hagen lol you peasants get 25£ on your birthday
*Cries in alone and broke*
@@salsylexhagen7423 you are getting paid!?
That guy was actually briefly famous in India
When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
Zenmasterme Very philosophical. Strange for this video but true nonetheless
- Tyrion Lannister. Love the quote.
That's worth putting in a quote book
wise words with Zenmasterme
Very true
"Botched surgery" is my new favorite insult.
I read this as soon as I got to that XD
😆😆😆😆😆
monster don't promote your channel this way por favor
@@vanator3169 Whoa... Sick burn!
Botched abortion is more like it.
"I am good at the playing of video games"
He is not good at the typing of English
All your bases are belong to us
OR... He's a rich kid with a monocle and pouts
😂😂😂
He's speaking the language of gods
@@Kristanni20X6 gods need a grammar primer
"my boyfriend dumped me before giving me money" loved that sentence XD
Okay Karen's now refer to themselves as queens
i think were dead meat, real dead meat
That's ok XD just easier to go "off with there head!"
@@harlansmith2760 hold up you watch Dead meat
@Jason Voorhees, hell yeah
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas queen
It's never "losing business" if you weren't planning on paying...
Yeah, I love that "You won't give it to me for free? Well you just lost my business!" logic.
@@dx1450 æ
*Choosing beggar logic always fail me*
I wasn't planning to pay for your $5,000 PC, Therefore as I looked you in the eyes for 0,01 seconds that makes us friends, so you have to give it to me for free!!!!!
Person with a brain:no
HOW DARE YOU!? YOU JUST LOST BUSINESS, IM GOING TO SUE YOU FOR SCAMMING!
It's an incredibly stupid argument, but... I think the gist of it is "you're losing business because you're not going to get publicity from my calling you out".
@@jpolowin0 Ah yes...the precious "exposure".
Do you accidentally annoy yourself while doing those voices?
He admitted in one that the voices do annoy himself sometimes.
He does!! Haha he mentioned it in a video before
I remember when he admitted that. fugging got me XD His entitled and choosing beggar voices are great parodies
rSlash's best voice is when he is pretending to be a 12-year old gamer that wants a free logo for his "clan" lmfao!
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“It’s free psych, not free psychic”
Best roast I’ve heard in a while
"send me free shirts, your losing business!"
think about that for a second
I try to find his youtube channel lmao
@@h20tony47 what is it and buiness is if someone buys like a million and you give 5% discount
I feel like the guy was like 14
Yeet Oof probably younger
Hmm
These choosing beggars always end with, "Your stuff is ugly," "I didn't want to buy it anyways," or "I have a friend that does it better."
Why did you want it so badly then?
Sour grapes, man. Sour grapes
*You missed a call but the caller didn't leave a message* is now burned into my brain
It's burned into my eyes!
I can't sleep at night when i close them!
In his voice too! Lol
Same. Lol
same DX
You missed a call, but the caller didn’t kill himself, and neither did Epstein.
i love how rSlash flexes his subcount whenever someone talks about social media in these reddit posts
"They know it was me by reasonable assumption" - BRUH WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOU AS A PERSON
Ay boss i see this really annoying choosing begger on Facebook, that probably you right?
She got so close to the point, and yet
I need to have r slashs voice of "You missed a call, but the caller didn't leave a message" as my voicemail.
You missed a call, but the caller didn't leave a message.
You missed a call, but the caller didn't leave a message.
You missed a call, but the caller didn't leave a message.
*HeadOn apply directly to the forehead*
*HeadOn apply directly to the forehead*
*HeadOn apply directly to the forehead*
*HeadOn apply directly to the forehead*
*HeadOn apply directly to the forehead*
*HeadOn apply directly to the forehead*
Witcher Crafts 😂😂😂
Available at Walgreens
*WhAt dOeS iT dO???*
Uuuuuaaaaggghhhh. Bamboozled again!
Voicemail is trash. Send texts
Seller: it’s mint condition, unopened, just like the way it was bought. $50
Choosing beggars: free plus exposure, take it or leave it.
I'll give you a shoutout on my RUclips channel...
"Leave it. This is not how you get stuff"
Nobody:
rSlash: you missed a call but the caller didn't leave a message
My brain tonight as I beg for sleep: yOu miSsEd a cAlL
"you missed a call, but the caller didn't leave a message"
Had me laughing so much until the end of the stories XDDDDDD
1:30
300 p---
300 cents is $3
This is all over $3
There's a better thing
The redditor blurred out default Discord avatar
You know what I love more than a Jaguar???
The Liger. The liger is a hybrid offspring of a male lion and a female tiger. The liger has parents in the same genus but of different species. The liger is distinct from the similar hybrid called the tigon, and is the largest of all known extant felines.
thanks for showing me this
@Holo now we're talking
@Holo ligeron
Franky Yserk nope you’re spot on
My personal favorite is the Amur leopard but they're almost extinct 😥
Can I say I love hearing you break into giggles during your readings. Makes me think of a dirty little goblin rubbing his hands together with glee.
"By reasonable assumption...." I just wish I could have been there when someone at this organization read the post and without even knowing the context of the argument just saw the name Amber and thought "Ah shit, here we go again."
rSlash: *doesn't censor d%ck*
RUclips: "Now this is an Avengers level threat!"
What amused me even more about that is that at the very same time he censored 'kitty cat'.
lol that's really funny and so true have a great day
I love how that first "Queen" is trying to sound smart and formal, while the result is actually more of an "I'm actually 8 years old and failing English class" vibe.
It's will be my dishonor to message you because I am the king and my fabulousness that I know you not waiting for to wonder.
probably literally an 8 year old
That girl should be thankful she made it to 21 with that attitude. 😭😂
I Love You same, my 21st is this fri and if i acted that entitled I don’t think I’d have friends anymore lmao
@@LionatHeartt Happy belated birthday!
People like that don't have the mental ability to be grateful
@@LionatHeartt happy birthday from a year later?
Idk so happy birthday
really sure person is actually 8 lmfao
"You are the second stupidest person I've ever met."
me: OMEGA OOF
Then he goes
"Nvm you aren't the second stupidest person I've met"
In a tone that literally tell
You're the first stupidest person I have ever seen, you're so stupid that people couldn't reach closer without being yelled at for wanting money for their *job*
Humanity was a mistake
- God after watching rslash’s choosing beggars and entitled parents
Amen to that, brother
Amen!
@A Bcd the roman and greek gods
For fuc sake course the God
@A Bcd all of them, yet none of them.
@A Bcd all of them
“I wanted A JAGUAR”
Me:”NEVER GIVE A ENTITLED CHILDREN ABILITY TO TALK”
Oh get over it boi. You want your Jag, sell the beemer and buy a stinking Jag.
Or I can take it back... 😂
@@boisegameshowguy uhhh What. I think i made a joke, I don’t actually want a Jaguar.
*YOU MISSED A CALL, BUT THE CALLER DIDN’T LEAVE A MESSAGE*
There were updates. I wonder if Dabney covered them
*You missed a call, but the caller didn't leave a message.*
Ooh, a new ringtone!
Hector Macedo a man of culture I see
How do people intentionally wreck their new vehicles? Someone hit my 15 year old Silverado and I nearly blew a gasket
They do that because they're spoiled and can't be bothered to resell
@@X3H3X I'd love to give that kid a reality adjustment. I'm driving a 17 year old Civic and I had to go without pretty much everything for an entire year to get it.
@@DanaTheInsane Using violence against someone for destroying their property? That's about the dumbest crap I've ever heard. You wonder why you're at where you're at now.
@@keilafleischbein59 You're even dumber, wanting to shoot someone for destroying their property that you don't even own? LoL With your way of thinking you ain't going nowhere in life.
@@XsaviXander destroying property doesnt just affect them, it influences the entire market. Do you understand supply and demand? Destroying his brand new capital lowers supply and increases demand, which means inflation goes up, which means the next person to buy a BMW pays extra.
Devil= EP +CB + insane parent 👌👌 love ur vids Rslash
And EP = NB + NG
I came upon "I wanted a Jaguar" on an online news post and read it out loud to my parents. After I was finished reading when the guy's parents said he had a mental illness, my parents and I said at the same time "Yeah. He's a spoiled brat."
It was really a mental illness
What if you,
Wanted to go to Heaven,
But God said:
*"You missed a call, but the caller didnt leave a message"*
Turn around and walk the other way
I've always wanted a BMW, and to think that this guy destroyed his, is sad. I'm sure many of us here would love one...
I am one. Even tho i am too young to drive
@@SilverVolo me too lol
Lmfao i justed wanted a good pc for the first time i Asked for something. Nope
Why would you want a BMW? BMW drivers are trash. Dont be human garbage.
@@keilafleischbein59 because they're luxurious cars? Just because the majority of drivers of BMW cars are not safe drivers, doesn't mean that they all are, nor does it mean that if you drive one you are suddenly a bad driver.
Nobody:
6 year old Kids on R slash: OMg hE sAiD FoRTNiGht aT 10:18
:(
3:09 An entry level BMW 3 series costs more than 70000 dollars in India, same goes to entry level Jaguar XE.
Imagine what could have been accomplished if the money was used in any other way. It's bonkers mate.
Amber: calls
rSlash’s phone: this call is being recorded for training and monetary reasons
hmm i wonder why
The guy with the units is an absolute gem I hope he got a raise! Dudes a mastermind!
I wonder what goes through CB’s heads when they say “I know someone who does it better!”
Like I know it’s fake but just ask them instead Karen
Kind of a big assumption that anything other than rage and spittle are going through a CB's head when they're desperate enough to use lines like that.
Yeah, I'd say, "Well, get them to do it then." Because if they're begging you to do it for free, they don't have a friend who does it better.
Kid: "I wanted a Jaguar!"
Me: "Why would you want something that's going to require its new value in parts over ten years?"
I would have got him one
We're talking about the animal right?
@@ColdSharderFFox sir, you got woooshed
@@ColdSharderFFox r/whooos
Mr. Smartypants.
Whenever you say “on a channel with more than one million subscribers,” you should do it in a dr. Evil voice. I think that would be perfect for any choosing beggar situation.
And add a "Bwahahaha!" as well lol
You sir have a valid point
7:22 as the child of a single mother, I hate it when people try to manipulate others by saying they're a single mother. My mum never did that pathetic BS a day in her life.
I wonder how she thought we knew she was a “queen”
"Give me your $1000 laptop for free or I'll call your MOTHER"
Reply to Amber: to take this down will cost $6k. But you’ll take 10% of ad revenue until it’s paid off 😂
He didn't humiliate her, she did that all by herself.
2:30 “you know what else is free?”
Me: expects him to say liking and subscribing
Rslash “that poster...”
Me: visible suprise
RUclipsrs begging for subscriptions and likes are cringe. Hurts rewatching too.
Then there's the 2 minute speed ch of "NOT ALL OF YOU ARE SUBSCRIBED, PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!" Im actually full on subscribers for some stupid RUclips rule... I often get told "you've too many subscriptions for your loss sm subscriber count.". Annoying af all of it...
Subscriptions mean much less now than 10 years ago and people are more annoying about it these days than ever before.
That last story was gold 😂
If her coworkers can guess it's her by reasonable assumption, then it says a lot about how she treats people.
Every time I hear a CB say "you're too old to play games" I'm reminded of Shirley Curry (83+ y.o. youtube gamer). I'd love to have a CB say that to me so I can just link her YT page and say "Why don't you try telling her she's too old" XD
I'm a 56 year old man and I still play games.
Saying someone is 'too old to play games' is like saying you are too old to read a book.
Too old to listen to music. Too old to look at a piece of art in an art museum.
Games are just another form of Art...I pity people that actually think like that.
Can you even imagine NEVER playing a game, because you are 'too mature?'
@@CazadorSlayer
We do not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - Ben Franklin
@@KeithChapman-hr5kx if she does that, I'll subscribe even before watching a video. Please confirm! 😂
I went and looked up Shirley Curry and it was great lol. Also it’s really stupid when ppl say they’re, “too old to play games.” Cool..so you want people stressed out and not having an outlet to relax and let loose? Do you want serial killers? Because that’s how serial killers are made.
😂 I love how you say “plz” *pleeese*
I’ll take that bmw thank you very much👽👽
Moo
Oink
Hey how did you get out of area 51
Mr. underscore well there is an under ground base that leads to the alien cafe I took that route and then I waited on the streets for a bus but an old lady found me she took me in and named me kitty and she lets me use her computer to do stuff
An I oop sksksksksksksk
10:00 Now THAT'S what i call "That escalated quickly" 😮
17.50 FOR A CUSTOM SHIRT??? i pay more then that for regular shirts of similar quality that woman is insane
Kept on refreshing waiting for it to come out! Love you Rslash and your content! And beware of EPs on that trip
Holy shit, 2 minutes ago?! Never been this early to a video
FAKE FAN
I FOUND THE GUY
@@Cyborgabetf2 this post right here r/youngpeopleyoutube
I'm a day late
I'm usually way earlier than that.
Rarely do I get that many effin' likes.
Good job bro.
I just saw this thought ‘oh, I wonder when he posted that?’ Answer: 21 seconds ago
3:32 I absolutely love how overly exaggerated you made the voice sound, I literally had to pause to video so I could stop laughing 😂
15:40 I'm still waiting for him to called me back and take it down!!
That first one, since "All monetary funds are and will be acceptable", I'd just give her 500 Hungarian forint, which equates to 1,67 dollars or 1,51 euro.. xD
Just give her 10'000 Indonesian rupeah or something. In whatever their lowest currency is.
Easy just give her some Venezuelan money.
African money.
@@Loafin_Around yeah, give her 20k VES (venezuelan money), corresponding to 0,84 USD
Lol I actually just turned notifications on from the last vid XD I'm so early!
This channel has become the track to my morning drive to work!
Guy wants a Jaguar.....
The next day, the parents brought him to the zoo... in the Jaguars' cage.
The parents were happy... the jaguars are happy too.
Someone should definitely make a remix of him saying “you missed a call, but the caller didn’t leave a message”
Why does EVERY choosing beggar say "Take it or leave it!" How is that a threat?
Rslash, I wanna say thank you for making these awesome videos. They always make my day a lil brighter. I've also been binge watching your older videos this past week, had surgery on the 21st of last month and cant do much, other than watch tv or youtube. So thank you.
"The staff at my office know it's me by reasonable assumption."
lol. wish i was there.. sometimes i wish i'm just a fly on the wall.
The staff at her office watch an incomparably blistering idiot bloom on media, and it's a reasonable assumption it's her. Amber... owned herself :)
How much did Yugo freak out at the repetitions of "You missed a call, but the caller didn't leave a message"?
That Amber one was epic! 😂
Dumping BMW because you want a Jag.
Me: "Okay, ill get you the jag. Get the BMW and restore it to the condition you got it (right off the factory floor new) and we'll get it for you.
Wow, how do I find these shops that appear in r/CB?! All of these videos I've watched and their prices are freaking awesome! I wish I could find a person to makes 5 personalized T-shirts for $87!
You missed a call, but the caller didn’t leave a message.
The fact that someone allows there kid to speak to anyone like that blows my mind. If I dared to say that I would never be allowed outside EVER.
Your choosing beggar voice pisses me off on a spiritual level. Mad respect bro, mad respect.
Your video notification interrupted the cookies I was making for my dad's birthday, I demand...something something choosing beggar lemme finish my coffee.
Sarah Treen and we demand some cookies. Ur dad is 2 old for them, and we deserve them more.
Heh yea when she gets her gifts it WILL be glitter bombs
EK: _dumps bmw_
Bmw fanbois:
*sad m3 noices*
Pay Respects for the car
It freaking looks unique too
3:33 i love the kid voice it makes me laugh 😂😂
The Thumbnail Makes Me Cry :(
Life Of A BMW Car Guy
Yeah, poor car.
Early in the morning and I have a New RSlash video! best morning ever
Nothing is free in this world.
This guy has no idea what laughs, kisses, hugs and cuddles are.
That story about Amber was probably the best r/ story I've heard so far. 10 minutes later, I'm still in a state of uncontrollable laughter ahahahah
I was just checking your channel wondering why the new video hadn't come up yet and I got the notification 🥰 #blessed
You know, these videos make me live in fear of my brother, who is already an annoying entitled kid, but now that he's getting married, he'll be an entitled PARENT, too, and pass on the entitled genes... *shudder
Edit: That first Choosing Beggar sounds just like him! XD
Arctic's Den you have my condolences, be sure to practice your “no”
Noooo you should've left the lawyer part uncovered! It's a meme Abs started doing in all his posts. Not a real contact.
@17:50 If your office recognized you from the post, you've got a different problem to deal with - your attitude!
5:43 I like it how she writes "sir" even though she talks with a 10 year old child. 😂
"You will be enlisted as an enemy of my weight loss progress."
I'm not sure what I find funnier; the sentence itself or the sincerity with which it was put forth.
Also, "yoitube"? Is that like a cheap knock-off brand?
Wasn’t there one involving Abs before? I think it was a CB with Chelsea, and Abs was on bereavement leave. Or I’m just crazy
That BMW story reminds me of the "Christmas Jaguar" skit by Eddie Lawrence. In that case, they should have given that guy an actual jaguar.
God, that insufferable preteen trying to get free shirts really made me want to fucking expose him lmao
I find it offensive that you call fortnite kids as choosingbeggars, don’t disrespect choosingbeggars like that
I accidentally skipped ahead and it said “Indian man pushes river”