r/Choosingbeggars Entitled Kid Dumps BMW in River "I WANTED A JAGUAR!"

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +3624

    do NOT buy me flowers!
    do NOT buy me chocolates!
    DO subscribe to my channel!

    • @kt1638
      @kt1638 5 лет назад +40

      already did!

    • @sophia2664
      @sophia2664 5 лет назад +50

      But, I already got them with me :(( I was gonna give them to you :((((((

    • @henzou13
      @henzou13 5 лет назад +9

      where's beggarSlash

    • @SEVERED.L1MBS
      @SEVERED.L1MBS 5 лет назад +16

      DO NOT reply to my comment!

    • @cestflechettes1673
      @cestflechettes1673 5 лет назад +5

      What happens if I have already? Do I explo...

  • @InternetinaNutshellChannel
    @InternetinaNutshellChannel 5 лет назад +1886

    "I wanted a Jaguar!!!"
    "I'm sorry entitled kid. How about a starving lion instead?"

    • @ComicNerd1103
      @ComicNerd1103 5 лет назад +77

      Wanna know the worst thing ? He got the Jaguar.

    • @dakkarnemo1094
      @dakkarnemo1094 5 лет назад +13

      @@ComicNerd1103 How'd you find that out?

    • @chrissi.enbyYT
      @chrissi.enbyYT 5 лет назад +40

      I started with a VW Polo and was happy!
      I worked hard enough to afford 2 BMWs but that guy trew his in the river?
      Such people should go to military service, eat dirt and accept that getting something for free, especially a car like that, is a huge thing.
      But Karma will strike back anyways

    • @wdf_skar
      @wdf_skar 5 лет назад +3

      Are you on every reddit vid?

    • @thatthunder3399
      @thatthunder3399 5 лет назад +3

      Comic Nerd
      Where you find out

  • @101Crock
    @101Crock 5 лет назад +1166

    I really hope Amber was fired from her position, no one that stupid and entitled should ever be in any position of authority over others.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 5 лет назад +76

      The thing is, you know the company's gotta get new tills, and whoever has those tills is going to ask for a reason they suddenly don't have tills, and the whole time that's happening you know the store's going to be shut down; not to mention if she were still in charge she'd be demanding, unreasonably, to have the keys to the new tills, which obviously is going to raise immediate red flags for the new till person, at which point they'd find this thread... so no, I don't expect she still has her job. We can only hope the store regained its ability to open its doors in time that the other employees weren't laid off too.

    • @lelandgaunt9985
      @lelandgaunt9985 5 лет назад +4

      You should see the parish school board!

    • @gravyz2cute4u
      @gravyz2cute4u 5 лет назад +55

      Agreed! I really want an update regarding the outcome of the legal proceedings haha. How on Earth someone like Amber was ever escalated to a position of authority I will never know. I feel that a brick needs to be thrown at her head >_

    • @judgejudyatemyhamster116
      @judgejudyatemyhamster116 5 лет назад +28

      Here is a link to the whole episode. With an update.
      And more.
      The guy is Abs and he is fantastic at putting down choosing beggars.
      The vid has more of his put downs.
      ruclips.net/video/M805cvgU6Sk/видео.html

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 лет назад +2

      I've seen this story before, but I don't remember what happened to her.

  • @ksis1749
    @ksis1749 5 лет назад +621

    Kid: *i WaNtEd A jAgUaR*
    Mom: _Oh ill get you a jaguar oh right_ ...
    Kid: *Gets a literal jaguar in his room*

    • @furretthefuzzynoodle3896
      @furretthefuzzynoodle3896 5 лет назад +55

      Peppereactoplayz_ Cando
      jaguar: eats the kid
      Mom: (High-fives Jaguar) thanks been trying to get rid of that little shit

    • @rayd604
      @rayd604 5 лет назад +5

      kyle Dove lol

    • @harrisoncraig3915
      @harrisoncraig3915 5 лет назад +3

      Kid: *oh no meme plays*

    • @SMAXZO
      @SMAXZO 5 лет назад +10

      Kid: I WANTED A JAGUAR
      Mom: JAGUAR KICK! *proceeds to kick the kid*
      His mom is a student of Adon.

    • @SilverVolo
      @SilverVolo 5 лет назад +6

      #maliciouscompliance

  • @JEL625
    @JEL625 5 лет назад +330

    "I look forward to hearing from your legal team, we can laugh at you together"
    I want the name of the local sheriff, i think we all just witnessed a murder.

  • @haqeeqee
    @haqeeqee 5 лет назад +531

    The newspaper article incorrectly referred to him as an “Indian man”. It should have said “Indian man-child”.

    • @salsylexhagen7423
      @salsylexhagen7423 5 лет назад +16

      Haqeeqee i think rSlash must have read your post, in his description he wrote man/child. That man/child was a serious piece of work. My parents give me and my sisters £25 for our birthdays and we are happy and grateful. There are some real entitled people out there and i am glad that i'm not one of them ☺

    • @ldg5557
      @ldg5557 5 лет назад +3

      You're hiliriouse lol have a great day.

    • @adityabhardwaj1808
      @adityabhardwaj1808 5 лет назад +2

      Salsylex Hagen lol you peasants get 25£ on your birthday
      *Cries in alone and broke*

    • @ksubramanyammurty65
      @ksubramanyammurty65 5 лет назад +3

      @@salsylexhagen7423 you are getting paid!?

    • @discreet_boson
      @discreet_boson 4 года назад +3

      That guy was actually briefly famous in India

  • @ZENMASTERME1
    @ZENMASTERME1 5 лет назад +692

    When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say.

    • @uNkrEaTIvArTs
      @uNkrEaTIvArTs 5 лет назад +36

      Zenmasterme Very philosophical. Strange for this video but true nonetheless

    • @Lord_Imperius
      @Lord_Imperius 5 лет назад +12

      - Tyrion Lannister. Love the quote.

    • @franl155
      @franl155 5 лет назад +2

      That's worth putting in a quote book

    • @100normalhuman
      @100normalhuman 5 лет назад +2

      wise words with Zenmasterme

    • @raspberry1054
      @raspberry1054 5 лет назад +1

      Very true

  • @transcubadam
    @transcubadam 5 лет назад +416

    "Botched surgery" is my new favorite insult.

    • @vick7868
      @vick7868 5 лет назад +2

      I read this as soon as I got to that XD

    • @LunaP1
      @LunaP1 5 лет назад +2

      😆😆😆😆😆

    • @vanator3169
      @vanator3169 5 лет назад +7

      monster don't promote your channel this way por favor

    • @transcubadam
      @transcubadam 5 лет назад +1

      @@vanator3169 Whoa... Sick burn!

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 лет назад +7

      Botched abortion is more like it.

  • @kristinemcdonough8114
    @kristinemcdonough8114 5 лет назад +223

    "I am good at the playing of video games"
    He is not good at the typing of English

  • @gnta44
    @gnta44 5 лет назад +47

    "my boyfriend dumped me before giving me money" loved that sentence XD

  • @kaitlins884
    @kaitlins884 5 лет назад +2270

    Okay Karen's now refer to themselves as queens

    • @harlansmith2760
      @harlansmith2760 5 лет назад +32

      i think were dead meat, real dead meat

    • @gam3army
      @gam3army 5 лет назад +21

      That's ok XD just easier to go "off with there head!"

    • @kaitlins884
      @kaitlins884 5 лет назад +20

      @@harlansmith2760 hold up you watch Dead meat

    • @harlansmith2760
      @harlansmith2760 5 лет назад +6

      @Jason Voorhees, hell yeah

    • @Minus4
      @Minus4 5 лет назад +2

      yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas queen

  • @johntumahab323
    @johntumahab323 5 лет назад +252

    It's never "losing business" if you weren't planning on paying...

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 лет назад +14

      Yeah, I love that "You won't give it to me for free? Well you just lost my business!" logic.

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 5 лет назад +1

      @@dx1450 æ

    • @PedroGM0
      @PedroGM0 3 года назад +2

      *Choosing beggar logic always fail me*
      I wasn't planning to pay for your $5,000 PC, Therefore as I looked you in the eyes for 0,01 seconds that makes us friends, so you have to give it to me for free!!!!!
      Person with a brain:no
      HOW DARE YOU!? YOU JUST LOST BUSINESS, IM GOING TO SUE YOU FOR SCAMMING!

    • @jpolowin0
      @jpolowin0 2 года назад

      It's an incredibly stupid argument, but... I think the gist of it is "you're losing business because you're not going to get publicity from my calling you out".

    • @johntumahab323
      @johntumahab323 2 года назад

      @@jpolowin0 Ah yes...the precious "exposure".

  • @Mejhlul
    @Mejhlul 5 лет назад +875

    Do you accidentally annoy yourself while doing those voices?

    • @brewersfanjp
      @brewersfanjp 5 лет назад +152

      He admitted in one that the voices do annoy himself sometimes.

    • @jordankay8578
      @jordankay8578 5 лет назад +54

      He does!! Haha he mentioned it in a video before

    • @darc22005
      @darc22005 5 лет назад +30

      I remember when he admitted that. fugging got me XD His entitled and choosing beggar voices are great parodies

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 5 лет назад +10

      rSlash's best voice is when he is pretending to be a 12-year old gamer that wants a free logo for his "clan" lmfao!

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 5 лет назад +2

      æ

  • @thomassaidso2377
    @thomassaidso2377 4 года назад +29

    “It’s free psych, not free psychic”
    Best roast I’ve heard in a while

  • @dolphindrawings9331
    @dolphindrawings9331 5 лет назад +405

    "send me free shirts, your losing business!"
    think about that for a second

    • @h20tony47
      @h20tony47 5 лет назад +2

      I try to find his youtube channel lmao

    • @tierdrop6041
      @tierdrop6041 5 лет назад

      @@h20tony47 what is it and buiness is if someone buys like a million and you give 5% discount

    • @codylanham6699
      @codylanham6699 5 лет назад +5

      I feel like the guy was like 14

    • @Kishetu_dbd
      @Kishetu_dbd 5 лет назад +3

      Yeet Oof probably younger

    • @areyouserious2112
      @areyouserious2112 4 года назад +1

      Hmm

  • @BestBES
    @BestBES 5 лет назад +31

    These choosing beggars always end with, "Your stuff is ugly," "I didn't want to buy it anyways," or "I have a friend that does it better."
    Why did you want it so badly then?

    • @fsfredrikson
      @fsfredrikson 5 лет назад +1

      Sour grapes, man. Sour grapes

  • @ladydixon9651
    @ladydixon9651 5 лет назад +292

    *You missed a call but the caller didn't leave a message* is now burned into my brain

    • @stefantanket8735
      @stefantanket8735 5 лет назад +8

      It's burned into my eyes!
      I can't sleep at night when i close them!

    • @Fizwalker
      @Fizwalker 5 лет назад +7

      In his voice too! Lol

    • @jigsaw2036
      @jigsaw2036 5 лет назад +1

      Same. Lol

    • @veroxi_
      @veroxi_ 5 лет назад

      same DX

    • @raymolegacyhunting9954
      @raymolegacyhunting9954 5 лет назад +1

      You missed a call, but the caller didn’t kill himself, and neither did Epstein.

  • @iWaroz
    @iWaroz 5 лет назад +46

    i love how rSlash flexes his subcount whenever someone talks about social media in these reddit posts

  • @GrimIvory
    @GrimIvory 5 лет назад +94

    "They know it was me by reasonable assumption" - BRUH WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOU AS A PERSON

    • @stupidabc4331
      @stupidabc4331 3 года назад +4

      Ay boss i see this really annoying choosing begger on Facebook, that probably you right?

    • @taylorp6643
      @taylorp6643 3 года назад +1

      She got so close to the point, and yet

  • @detectivediwaka6024
    @detectivediwaka6024 5 лет назад +87

    I need to have r slashs voice of "You missed a call, but the caller didn't leave a message" as my voicemail.

  • @t.abellard6280
    @t.abellard6280 5 лет назад +1039

    You missed a call, but the caller didn't leave a message.
    You missed a call, but the caller didn't leave a message.
    You missed a call, but the caller didn't leave a message.
    *HeadOn apply directly to the forehead*
    *HeadOn apply directly to the forehead*
    *HeadOn apply directly to the forehead*
    *HeadOn apply directly to the forehead*
    *HeadOn apply directly to the forehead*
    *HeadOn apply directly to the forehead*

  • @ashter_7266
    @ashter_7266 5 лет назад +84

    Seller: it’s mint condition, unopened, just like the way it was bought. $50
    Choosing beggars: free plus exposure, take it or leave it.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 лет назад +1

      I'll give you a shoutout on my RUclips channel...

    • @silverflight01
      @silverflight01 3 года назад

      "Leave it. This is not how you get stuff"

  • @viddergrapho8488
    @viddergrapho8488 5 лет назад +76

    Nobody:
    rSlash: you missed a call but the caller didn't leave a message
    My brain tonight as I beg for sleep: yOu miSsEd a cAlL

  • @mousalamalsyrawan
    @mousalamalsyrawan 3 года назад +32

    "you missed a call, but the caller didn't leave a message"
    Had me laughing so much until the end of the stories XDDDDDD

  • @wormsdonthaveeyes2888
    @wormsdonthaveeyes2888 5 лет назад +30

    1:30
    300 p---
    300 cents is $3
    This is all over $3

    • @dakzibbon6589
      @dakzibbon6589 2 года назад +2

      There's a better thing
      The redditor blurred out default Discord avatar

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +80

    You know what I love more than a Jaguar???
    The Liger. The liger is a hybrid offspring of a male lion and a female tiger. The liger has parents in the same genus but of different species. The liger is distinct from the similar hybrid called the tigon, and is the largest of all known extant felines.

    • @cody100pl20
      @cody100pl20 5 лет назад +4

      thanks for showing me this

    • @sleepymikeandtheboys230
      @sleepymikeandtheboys230 5 лет назад

      @Holo now we're talking

    • @Phika_
      @Phika_ 5 лет назад

      @Holo ligeron

    • @MrLung1991
      @MrLung1991 5 лет назад

      Franky Yserk nope you’re spot on

    • @BestBES
      @BestBES 5 лет назад

      My personal favorite is the Amur leopard but they're almost extinct 😥

  • @Splackjack
    @Splackjack 5 лет назад +22

    Can I say I love hearing you break into giggles during your readings. Makes me think of a dirty little goblin rubbing his hands together with glee.

  • @JakeStaffin
    @JakeStaffin 5 лет назад +27

    "By reasonable assumption...." I just wish I could have been there when someone at this organization read the post and without even knowing the context of the argument just saw the name Amber and thought "Ah shit, here we go again."

  • @bluecamo3412
    @bluecamo3412 5 лет назад +56

    rSlash: *doesn't censor d%ck*
    RUclips: "Now this is an Avengers level threat!"

    • @Avalikia
      @Avalikia 5 лет назад +2

      What amused me even more about that is that at the very same time he censored 'kitty cat'.

    • @ldg5557
      @ldg5557 5 лет назад

      lol that's really funny and so true have a great day

  • @Athlynne
    @Athlynne 5 лет назад +25

    I love how that first "Queen" is trying to sound smart and formal, while the result is actually more of an "I'm actually 8 years old and failing English class" vibe.

    • @iminediamonds
      @iminediamonds 3 года назад +2

      It's will be my dishonor to message you because I am the king and my fabulousness that I know you not waiting for to wonder.

    • @iminediamonds
      @iminediamonds 3 года назад

      probably literally an 8 year old

  • @ILoveYou-ky7pe
    @ILoveYou-ky7pe 5 лет назад +68

    That girl should be thankful she made it to 21 with that attitude. 😭😂

    • @LionatHeartt
      @LionatHeartt 5 лет назад +4

      I Love You same, my 21st is this fri and if i acted that entitled I don’t think I’d have friends anymore lmao

    • @Hexabelle0
      @Hexabelle0 5 лет назад +2

      @@LionatHeartt Happy belated birthday!

    • @chancerbox1935
      @chancerbox1935 5 лет назад

      People like that don't have the mental ability to be grateful

    • @Kenny1one_2
      @Kenny1one_2 4 года назад

      @@LionatHeartt happy birthday from a year later?
      Idk so happy birthday

    • @iminediamonds
      @iminediamonds 3 года назад

      really sure person is actually 8 lmfao

  • @emotionalsupportfurry8284
    @emotionalsupportfurry8284 5 лет назад +51

    "You are the second stupidest person I've ever met."
    me: OMEGA OOF

    • @PedroGM0
      @PedroGM0 3 года назад

      Then he goes
      "Nvm you aren't the second stupidest person I've met"
      In a tone that literally tell
      You're the first stupidest person I have ever seen, you're so stupid that people couldn't reach closer without being yelled at for wanting money for their *job*

  • @Shady-up5cz
    @Shady-up5cz 5 лет назад +361

    Humanity was a mistake
    - God after watching rslash’s choosing beggars and entitled parents

  • @ChaosFrenzy
    @ChaosFrenzy 5 лет назад +31

    “I wanted A JAGUAR”
    Me:”NEVER GIVE A ENTITLED CHILDREN ABILITY TO TALK”

    • @boisegameshowguy
      @boisegameshowguy 4 года назад

      Oh get over it boi. You want your Jag, sell the beemer and buy a stinking Jag.
      Or I can take it back... 😂

    • @ChaosFrenzy
      @ChaosFrenzy 4 года назад

      @@boisegameshowguy uhhh What. I think i made a joke, I don’t actually want a Jaguar.

  • @bentonploeger3468
    @bentonploeger3468 5 лет назад +37

    *YOU MISSED A CALL, BUT THE CALLER DIDN’T LEAVE A MESSAGE*

    • @Emeraldwitch30
      @Emeraldwitch30 Год назад

      There were updates. I wonder if Dabney covered them

  • @AlouetteRC
    @AlouetteRC 5 лет назад +24

    *You missed a call, but the caller didn't leave a message.*
    Ooh, a new ringtone!

  • @BestBES
    @BestBES 5 лет назад +87

    How do people intentionally wreck their new vehicles? Someone hit my 15 year old Silverado and I nearly blew a gasket

    • @X3H3X
      @X3H3X 5 лет назад +2

      They do that because they're spoiled and can't be bothered to resell

    • @DanaTheInsane
      @DanaTheInsane 5 лет назад +2

      @@X3H3X I'd love to give that kid a reality adjustment. I'm driving a 17 year old Civic and I had to go without pretty much everything for an entire year to get it.

    • @XsaviXander
      @XsaviXander 5 лет назад +1

      @@DanaTheInsane Using violence against someone for destroying their property? That's about the dumbest crap I've ever heard. You wonder why you're at where you're at now.

    • @XsaviXander
      @XsaviXander 5 лет назад +1

      @@keilafleischbein59 You're even dumber, wanting to shoot someone for destroying their property that you don't even own? LoL With your way of thinking you ain't going nowhere in life.

    • @keilafleischbein59
      @keilafleischbein59 5 лет назад +1

      @@XsaviXander destroying property doesnt just affect them, it influences the entire market. Do you understand supply and demand? Destroying his brand new capital lowers supply and increases demand, which means inflation goes up, which means the next person to buy a BMW pays extra.

  • @heartsintactt
    @heartsintactt 5 лет назад +82

    Devil= EP +CB + insane parent 👌👌 love ur vids Rslash

  • @girl1213
    @girl1213 5 лет назад +2

    I came upon "I wanted a Jaguar" on an online news post and read it out loud to my parents. After I was finished reading when the guy's parents said he had a mental illness, my parents and I said at the same time "Yeah. He's a spoiled brat."

    • @ojasvi6290
      @ojasvi6290 17 дней назад

      It was really a mental illness

  • @mikaneous1140
    @mikaneous1140 5 лет назад +105

    What if you,
    Wanted to go to Heaven,
    But God said:
    *"You missed a call, but the caller didnt leave a message"*

    • @Waltbe09
      @Waltbe09 4 года назад +4

      Turn around and walk the other way

  • @beaminyo_rblx
    @beaminyo_rblx 5 лет назад +39

    I've always wanted a BMW, and to think that this guy destroyed his, is sad. I'm sure many of us here would love one...

    • @SilverVolo
      @SilverVolo 5 лет назад +2

      I am one. Even tho i am too young to drive

    • @beaminyo_rblx
      @beaminyo_rblx 5 лет назад +1

      @@SilverVolo me too lol

    • @Arin-3
      @Arin-3 5 лет назад +1

      Lmfao i justed wanted a good pc for the first time i Asked for something. Nope

    • @keilafleischbein59
      @keilafleischbein59 5 лет назад +1

      Why would you want a BMW? BMW drivers are trash. Dont be human garbage.

    • @beaminyo_rblx
      @beaminyo_rblx 5 лет назад +7

      @@keilafleischbein59 because they're luxurious cars? Just because the majority of drivers of BMW cars are not safe drivers, doesn't mean that they all are, nor does it mean that if you drive one you are suddenly a bad driver.

  • @memepredictor7088
    @memepredictor7088 5 лет назад +21

    Nobody:
    6 year old Kids on R slash: OMg hE sAiD FoRTNiGht aT 10:18

  • @GirishKumarBhat
    @GirishKumarBhat 5 лет назад +17

    3:09 An entry level BMW 3 series costs more than 70000 dollars in India, same goes to entry level Jaguar XE.

    • @sumimasen_wtf
      @sumimasen_wtf 2 месяца назад

      Imagine what could have been accomplished if the money was used in any other way. It's bonkers mate.

  • @Fidgetthebatpony
    @Fidgetthebatpony 5 лет назад +23

    Amber: calls
    rSlash’s phone: this call is being recorded for training and monetary reasons

    • @Z3R0F1V3
      @Z3R0F1V3 5 лет назад

      hmm i wonder why

  • @BasedSockHead007
    @BasedSockHead007 3 года назад +1

    The guy with the units is an absolute gem I hope he got a raise! Dudes a mastermind!

  • @piffba
    @piffba 5 лет назад +37

    I wonder what goes through CB’s heads when they say “I know someone who does it better!”
    Like I know it’s fake but just ask them instead Karen

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 5 лет назад +4

      Kind of a big assumption that anything other than rage and spittle are going through a CB's head when they're desperate enough to use lines like that.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 лет назад

      Yeah, I'd say, "Well, get them to do it then." Because if they're begging you to do it for free, they don't have a friend who does it better.

  • @nocount7517
    @nocount7517 5 лет назад +26

    Kid: "I wanted a Jaguar!"
    Me: "Why would you want something that's going to require its new value in parts over ten years?"

  • @chc_bear8032
    @chc_bear8032 5 лет назад +21

    Whenever you say “on a channel with more than one million subscribers,” you should do it in a dr. Evil voice. I think that would be perfect for any choosing beggar situation.

  • @Ebisima
    @Ebisima 3 года назад +2

    7:22 as the child of a single mother, I hate it when people try to manipulate others by saying they're a single mother. My mum never did that pathetic BS a day in her life.

  • @rayd604
    @rayd604 5 лет назад +17

    I wonder how she thought we knew she was a “queen”

  • @bsgenius22
    @bsgenius22 5 лет назад +17

    "Give me your $1000 laptop for free or I'll call your MOTHER"

  • @bravehearticus
    @bravehearticus 5 лет назад +13

    Reply to Amber: to take this down will cost $6k. But you’ll take 10% of ad revenue until it’s paid off 😂

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 6 месяцев назад

      He didn't humiliate her, she did that all by herself.

  • @erikwithak6555
    @erikwithak6555 5 лет назад +15

    2:30 “you know what else is free?”
    Me: expects him to say liking and subscribing
    Rslash “that poster...”
    Me: visible suprise

    • @elgatochurro
      @elgatochurro 3 года назад

      RUclipsrs begging for subscriptions and likes are cringe. Hurts rewatching too.
      Then there's the 2 minute speed ch of "NOT ALL OF YOU ARE SUBSCRIBED, PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!" Im actually full on subscribers for some stupid RUclips rule... I often get told "you've too many subscriptions for your loss sm subscriber count.". Annoying af all of it...
      Subscriptions mean much less now than 10 years ago and people are more annoying about it these days than ever before.

  • @COL-1
    @COL-1 5 лет назад +1

    That last story was gold 😂

  • @kameahmeahkid6907
    @kameahmeahkid6907 4 года назад +5

    If her coworkers can guess it's her by reasonable assumption, then it says a lot about how she treats people.

  • @jekyllgaming99
    @jekyllgaming99 5 лет назад +37

    Every time I hear a CB say "you're too old to play games" I'm reminded of Shirley Curry (83+ y.o. youtube gamer). I'd love to have a CB say that to me so I can just link her YT page and say "Why don't you try telling her she's too old" XD

    • @13bgunbunny42
      @13bgunbunny42 5 лет назад +3

      I'm a 56 year old man and I still play games.

    • @CazadorSlayer
      @CazadorSlayer 5 лет назад +7

      Saying someone is 'too old to play games' is like saying you are too old to read a book.
      Too old to listen to music. Too old to look at a piece of art in an art museum.
      Games are just another form of Art...I pity people that actually think like that.
      Can you even imagine NEVER playing a game, because you are 'too mature?'

    • @13bgunbunny42
      @13bgunbunny42 5 лет назад +4

      @@CazadorSlayer
      We do not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - Ben Franklin

    • @sskhussaini
      @sskhussaini 5 лет назад

      @@KeithChapman-hr5kx if she does that, I'll subscribe even before watching a video. Please confirm! 😂

    • @MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE
      @MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE 5 лет назад

      I went and looked up Shirley Curry and it was great lol. Also it’s really stupid when ppl say they’re, “too old to play games.” Cool..so you want people stressed out and not having an outlet to relax and let loose? Do you want serial killers? Because that’s how serial killers are made.

  • @captainpakistan9193
    @captainpakistan9193 5 лет назад +12

    😂 I love how you say “plz” *pleeese*

  • @alicehi7930
    @alicehi7930 5 лет назад +38

    I’ll take that bmw thank you very much👽👽

    • @meatkirbo
      @meatkirbo 5 лет назад

      Moo

    • @alicehi7930
      @alicehi7930 5 лет назад

      Oink

    • @warcrimepotato
      @warcrimepotato 5 лет назад

      Hey how did you get out of area 51

    • @alicehi7930
      @alicehi7930 5 лет назад +2

      Mr. underscore well there is an under ground base that leads to the alien cafe I took that route and then I waited on the streets for a bus but an old lady found me she took me in and named me kitty and she lets me use her computer to do stuff

    • @babyblueface2304
      @babyblueface2304 5 лет назад

      An I oop sksksksksksksk

  • @christianstachl
    @christianstachl 5 лет назад +5

    10:00 Now THAT'S what i call "That escalated quickly" 😮

  • @cloudytug
    @cloudytug 5 лет назад +9

    17.50 FOR A CUSTOM SHIRT??? i pay more then that for regular shirts of similar quality that woman is insane

  • @terra_the_nightingale135
    @terra_the_nightingale135 5 лет назад +20

    Kept on refreshing waiting for it to come out! Love you Rslash and your content! And beware of EPs on that trip

  • @maxproductions7793
    @maxproductions7793 5 лет назад +84

    Holy shit, 2 minutes ago?! Never been this early to a video

  • @edhunt5909
    @edhunt5909 5 лет назад +35

    I just saw this thought ‘oh, I wonder when he posted that?’ Answer: 21 seconds ago

  • @jeremykops
    @jeremykops 4 года назад +1

    3:32 I absolutely love how overly exaggerated you made the voice sound, I literally had to pause to video so I could stop laughing 😂

  • @missy636
    @missy636 5 лет назад +5

    15:40 I'm still waiting for him to called me back and take it down!!

  • @MojitoMouse
    @MojitoMouse 5 лет назад +12

    That first one, since "All monetary funds are and will be acceptable", I'd just give her 500 Hungarian forint, which equates to 1,67 dollars or 1,51 euro.. xD

    • @Volkaer
      @Volkaer 5 лет назад

      Just give her 10'000 Indonesian rupeah or something. In whatever their lowest currency is.

    • @Loafin_Around
      @Loafin_Around 5 лет назад +4

      Easy just give her some Venezuelan money.

    • @alexispalangeo8643
      @alexispalangeo8643 5 лет назад

      African money.

    • @AnAnonymousAuditor
      @AnAnonymousAuditor 5 лет назад

      @@Loafin_Around yeah, give her 20k VES (venezuelan money), corresponding to 0,84 USD

  • @MaddysAnimations
    @MaddysAnimations 5 лет назад +37

    Lol I actually just turned notifications on from the last vid XD I'm so early!

  • @no-name4u
    @no-name4u 5 лет назад +22

    This channel has become the track to my morning drive to work!

  • @erichanastacio9695
    @erichanastacio9695 4 года назад +1

    Guy wants a Jaguar.....
    The next day, the parents brought him to the zoo... in the Jaguars' cage.
    The parents were happy... the jaguars are happy too.

  • @Link60255
    @Link60255 5 лет назад +3

    Someone should definitely make a remix of him saying “you missed a call, but the caller didn’t leave a message”

  • @lapislazarus8899
    @lapislazarus8899 5 лет назад +3

    Why does EVERY choosing beggar say "Take it or leave it!" How is that a threat?

  • @matthewenfinger766
    @matthewenfinger766 5 лет назад +7

    Rslash, I wanna say thank you for making these awesome videos. They always make my day a lil brighter. I've also been binge watching your older videos this past week, had surgery on the 21st of last month and cant do much, other than watch tv or youtube. So thank you.

  • @vicv9503
    @vicv9503 5 лет назад +4

    "The staff at my office know it's me by reasonable assumption."
    lol. wish i was there.. sometimes i wish i'm just a fly on the wall.

    • @mfree80286
      @mfree80286 5 лет назад +2

      The staff at her office watch an incomparably blistering idiot bloom on media, and it's a reasonable assumption it's her. Amber... owned herself :)

  • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
    @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 5 лет назад +1

    How much did Yugo freak out at the repetitions of "You missed a call, but the caller didn't leave a message"?

  • @adlockhungry304
    @adlockhungry304 4 года назад +1

    That Amber one was epic! 😂

  • @debbiethomas2622
    @debbiethomas2622 5 лет назад +5

    Dumping BMW because you want a Jag.
    Me: "Okay, ill get you the jag. Get the BMW and restore it to the condition you got it (right off the factory floor new) and we'll get it for you.

  • @allinone-qz2gi
    @allinone-qz2gi 5 лет назад +7

    Wow, how do I find these shops that appear in r/CB?! All of these videos I've watched and their prices are freaking awesome! I wish I could find a person to makes 5 personalized T-shirts for $87!

  • @DenisADJk
    @DenisADJk 5 лет назад +15

    You missed a call, but the caller didn’t leave a message.

  • @ryanthompson2893
    @ryanthompson2893 5 лет назад +1

    The fact that someone allows there kid to speak to anyone like that blows my mind. If I dared to say that I would never be allowed outside EVER.

  • @michaelcraft8603
    @michaelcraft8603 5 лет назад

    Your choosing beggar voice pisses me off on a spiritual level. Mad respect bro, mad respect.

  • @sylvanfreckles557
    @sylvanfreckles557 5 лет назад +20

    Your video notification interrupted the cookies I was making for my dad's birthday, I demand...something something choosing beggar lemme finish my coffee.

    • @KeithChapman-hr5kx
      @KeithChapman-hr5kx 5 лет назад

      Sarah Treen and we demand some cookies. Ur dad is 2 old for them, and we deserve them more.

  • @ahiltonskid2007
    @ahiltonskid2007 5 лет назад +14

    Heh yea when she gets her gifts it WILL be glitter bombs

  • @sui-ryuu
    @sui-ryuu 5 лет назад +10

    EK: _dumps bmw_
    Bmw fanbois:
    *sad m3 noices*

  • @Mad-Hatter-ison
    @Mad-Hatter-ison 3 года назад +1

    Pay Respects for the car
    It freaking looks unique too

  • @johnsoncao7199
    @johnsoncao7199 5 лет назад +2

    3:33 i love the kid voice it makes me laugh 😂😂

  • @drifzy67
    @drifzy67 5 лет назад +8

    The Thumbnail Makes Me Cry :(
    Life Of A BMW Car Guy

  • @boringveil4783
    @boringveil4783 5 лет назад +7

    Early in the morning and I have a New RSlash video! best morning ever

  • @brokenpieces5852
    @brokenpieces5852 5 лет назад

    Nothing is free in this world.
    This guy has no idea what laughs, kisses, hugs and cuddles are.

  • @leoasken7211
    @leoasken7211 5 лет назад

    That story about Amber was probably the best r/ story I've heard so far. 10 minutes later, I'm still in a state of uncontrollable laughter ahahahah

  • @niinariikonen4806
    @niinariikonen4806 5 лет назад +13

    I was just checking your channel wondering why the new video hadn't come up yet and I got the notification 🥰 #blessed

  • @arcticsden9510
    @arcticsden9510 5 лет назад +5

    You know, these videos make me live in fear of my brother, who is already an annoying entitled kid, but now that he's getting married, he'll be an entitled PARENT, too, and pass on the entitled genes... *shudder
    Edit: That first Choosing Beggar sounds just like him! XD

    • @lucasgendron4947
      @lucasgendron4947 5 лет назад +1

      Arctic's Den you have my condolences, be sure to practice your “no”

  • @Cyntaria
    @Cyntaria 5 лет назад +7

    Noooo you should've left the lawyer part uncovered! It's a meme Abs started doing in all his posts. Not a real contact.

  • @tenhirankei
    @tenhirankei 5 лет назад +2

    @17:50 If your office recognized you from the post, you've got a different problem to deal with - your attitude!

  • @JohnWalkerAce
    @JohnWalkerAce 4 года назад

    5:43 I like it how she writes "sir" even though she talks with a 10 year old child. 😂

  • @jurassickaiju14
    @jurassickaiju14 5 лет назад +4

    "You will be enlisted as an enemy of my weight loss progress."
    I'm not sure what I find funnier; the sentence itself or the sincerity with which it was put forth.
    Also, "yoitube"? Is that like a cheap knock-off brand?

  • @nicholasf5742
    @nicholasf5742 4 года назад +3

    Wasn’t there one involving Abs before? I think it was a CB with Chelsea, and Abs was on bereavement leave. Or I’m just crazy

  • @GiovanniCloud
    @GiovanniCloud 5 лет назад

    That BMW story reminds me of the "Christmas Jaguar" skit by Eddie Lawrence. In that case, they should have given that guy an actual jaguar.

  • @iamrockness
    @iamrockness 5 лет назад +2

    God, that insufferable preteen trying to get free shirts really made me want to fucking expose him lmao

  • @toastyoperator8236
    @toastyoperator8236 5 лет назад +7

    I find it offensive that you call fortnite kids as choosingbeggars, don’t disrespect choosingbeggars like that

  • @puppypawpwrint
    @puppypawpwrint 5 лет назад +10

    I accidentally skipped ahead and it said “Indian man pushes river”