r/Choosingbeggars WHY DOES THIS BEACH HAVE TOO MUCH SAND?

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  4 года назад +1580

    WHY DIDNT SOMEONE WARN ME THE BEACH WAS GOING OT HAVE SO MUCH SAND WTFFFFF

    • @Danielguy101
      @Danielguy101 4 года назад +7

      Ya ha ha ha why there be so much sand

    • @MrDjstub
      @MrDjstub 4 года назад +2

      Hi i commented before you

    • @cosmicdraw429
      @cosmicdraw429 4 года назад +6

      I don't know karen why did you drop your 1 year old in the ocean thinking it will clean him.

    • @thefish1294
      @thefish1294 4 года назад +2

      Wait what??? This person seems dumber than the rest 😂

    • @grain2247
      @grain2247 4 года назад +15

      Hey rslash. I was suicidal not long ago and you got me through it. Thank you! Sorry for bothering you though

  • @marstamaster8101
    @marstamaster8101 4 года назад +2412

    i dont like sand
    its coarse, and rough, and irritating
    and it gets everywhere

  • @canigetawater
    @canigetawater 4 года назад +174

    "Too many foreigners!!"
    "They didn't mention there would be mosquitoes in spain!!"
    "I'm pregnant and it's your fault because my husband and I consented to sexual relations! In A SINGLE BED!!"

    • @alexs.3789
      @alexs.3789 4 года назад +6

      Lets just hope the kid doesn't catch same stupidity as poster;)

  • @probablyacat1662
    @probablyacat1662 4 года назад +2405

    "Why is there Spanish food and Spanish people in Spain?!?"
    Ight Imma head out

    • @ameliacasey7818
      @ameliacasey7818 4 года назад +58

      That like asking *why are there so many kids in the world?* 🌏🌍🌎🙇🏼‍♀️

    • @AK--dn9we
      @AK--dn9we 4 года назад +15

      Bea The Cat has left the server

    • @rosecandy8922
      @rosecandy8922 4 года назад +74

      "WhY dOeS aLl ThE rEsTaUrAnTs SeRvE cUrRy In InDiA???"

    • @MrChase115
      @MrChase115 4 года назад +34

      Yah IKR? It’s Europe! Speak the language, or go back to Mexico! 😫

    • @zachlap3020
      @zachlap3020 4 года назад +28

      I went to the earth but why were there so many earthlings ugh

  • @722lovemonkey
    @722lovemonkey 4 года назад +1146

    "No one told us there were so many foreigners in Spain!"
    If you asked these people what planet we live on they'd probably answer "America".

    • @wyethtrosclair9900
      @wyethtrosclair9900 4 года назад +87

      Wouldn't it technically be England since they come from England?

    • @722lovemonkey
      @722lovemonkey 4 года назад +30

      Wyeth Trosclair I did not catch that part. Crap, now i don't know if i should edit my comment.

    • @Clovenstone-Blue
      @Clovenstone-Blue 4 года назад +6

      @@wyethtrosclair9900 that specific review doesn't mention where they're from though

    • @PieaterProducts
      @PieaterProducts 4 года назад +28

      @@Clovenstone-Blue They complained that it took them longer to fly home to England than Americans to America.... From Jamaica.

    • @Clovenstone-Blue
      @Clovenstone-Blue 4 года назад +7

      @@PieaterProducts that was a seperate review, with the only known connection between the two being that the travelling agency these reviews are posted on.

  • @justicedunham4088
    @justicedunham4088 4 года назад +295

    What is it with people going “your prices are so so it won’t hurt you”. If it’s so low, it won’t hurt you either Karen.

    • @eaglefan2569
      @eaglefan2569 4 года назад +10

      The funnier thing is when they insult the person then think that'll earn them a better price. Like oh yes definitely, harassing people will definitely get you what you want

    • @imitationporcelain
      @imitationporcelain 4 года назад

      I would double the price just for her and said I have a very special offer just for chossing beggars, 100% more of the asking price take it or leave it😅

  • @davidwooden4175
    @davidwooden4175 4 года назад +503

    Today I learned:
    - There is sand on the beaches.
    - Art is not free.
    - Despite the distance, the travel time from Jamaica to either the USA or England should be the same.

    • @Amber7H
      @Amber7H 4 года назад +49

      don't forget there are too many Spanish people in Spain

    • @lordofthememes6016
      @lordofthememes6016 4 года назад +28

      There's also curry in India

    • @goldylocks1932
      @goldylocks1932 4 года назад +14

      Phoenix Henderson also sushi in japan

    • @tripplordofinconvenience9953
      @tripplordofinconvenience9953 4 года назад +17

      There is also fish in the water at beaches

    • @Jack-gm8hw
      @Jack-gm8hw 4 года назад +14

      And that king beds force people to have sex

  • @kayleemarsh5519
    @kayleemarsh5519 4 года назад +493

    "No one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared!"
    Lady, it's the ocean. There's a lot worse in there than fish.

    • @mathiasrryba
      @mathiasrryba 4 года назад +34

      I think the children were scared of the landwhales that somehow follow them around and suddenly infest the waters wherever the kids go, aka their own parents if I didn't word myself clear enough.

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 4 года назад +18

      And she didn't even think about what the fish are DOING in that water lmao.
      I never drink water. Fish fuck in it.

    • @noblecrusader5999
      @noblecrusader5999 4 года назад +1

      Takes long draw from cigars: land sharks

    • @alexahlers1577
      @alexahlers1577 4 года назад

      I didn’t see this comment before I posted mine so if someone thinks I’m copying you I’m not I just didn’t see your comment

    • @emmae858
      @emmae858 4 года назад

      oh sorry lady hold up while we kill all these fish in their own home bc they inconvenience you while on vacation.

  • @yahayra7679
    @yahayra7679 4 года назад +982

    “You think people will pay for art rn” actually I’ve sold 7 portraits during these times personally :)

    • @JuliTabar3s
      @JuliTabar3s 4 года назад +50

      "Would you draw me for free plz? 😢"

    • @Remememea
      @Remememea 4 года назад +24

      And I bet your art is fantastic~! ♡

    • @jacksonpope5433
      @jacksonpope5433 4 года назад +12

      What do you sell art on?

    • @darc22005
      @darc22005 4 года назад +4

      Congrats

    • @robyngemelle5160
      @robyngemelle5160 4 года назад +11

      I’ve been buying more art because I’ve had more time at home to actually make place for them. Rearranging and redecorating.

  • @DJSloth
    @DJSloth 4 года назад +831

    "The beach is too sandy"
    *Every sixty seconds in Africa a minute passes*

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 4 года назад +43

      And the floor here appears to be made out of floor

    • @probablyheathermason
      @probablyheathermason 4 года назад +7

      Wut u say m8? Facts

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 4 года назад +5

      Luigibestlol 90863 yeah very unknown facts

    • @johnnyfietkau1224
      @johnnyfietkau1224 4 года назад +8

      FBI wants to know your location

    • @Toca_Moca
      @Toca_Moca 4 года назад +10

      Every two weeks, a fortnight passes in Antarctica

  • @_justanotherguitarist_1908
    @_justanotherguitarist_1908 4 года назад +898

    “We had to fly nine hours home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.”
    I am like 99.99999% sure they asked for the manager of Jamaica and demanded they move their country closer to England

    • @Sneaky_Steak
      @Sneaky_Steak 4 года назад +30

      Karen- “Move the country closer to England or else!”

    • @shrek3613
      @shrek3613 4 года назад +7

    • @ReneSchickbauer
      @ReneSchickbauer 4 года назад +30

      How times are changing. A hundred years ago, brits would not have had a problem spending a many *months* on a boat so they could steal... uh i mean "colonize" someone elses country.

    • @j.dduckking6765
      @j.dduckking6765 4 года назад +2

      ok i'm talk Spanish i know Spanish dishes, so let me annoy you B$^*)%

    • @Remememea
      @Remememea 4 года назад +9

      I literally shouted "That's because Jamaica is closer to NA than the UK! Geography, you twit!"

  • @zhipeizhou5582
    @zhipeizhou5582 4 года назад +107

    “This beach is too sandy!!!!”
    *“Every 2 minutes in Antarctica, 120 seconds pass”*

  • @sendsnickers2336
    @sendsnickers2336 4 года назад +286

    "I became pregnant, I'm blaming you that we didn't use protection"

    • @bladecutter1
      @bladecutter1 4 года назад +17

      I want to know how they can prove that they got pregnant in the hotel bed.
      What if it happened in the shower, or on the couch?
      Or before they went on their trip, at their own house?

    • @lillyuwu4054
      @lillyuwu4054 4 года назад

      O h s h i t y o u r e r i g h t

    • @kennytendo7255
      @kennytendo7255 4 года назад +2

      Wow thats strange... that usually only happens in the dirty budget hotels that cant afford to pay people to clean the rooms and wash the jizzy sheets. don't lay on the bed because the jizz will crawl up your legs make you pregnant.

  • @superidol2108
    @superidol2108 4 года назад +581

    "Why does this beach have many sand?"
    Me: so have you ever asked why the ocean has many water?

    • @flynna
      @flynna 4 года назад +2

      Wouldve been perfect if it was a private beach

    • @Andrew-xw8sj
      @Andrew-xw8sj 4 года назад +3

      They were so stupid they didn’t think there would be fish or mosquitoes

    • @nurhaqim7159
      @nurhaqim7159 4 года назад

      Also me: Do you ever wonder why ocean to salty as you.

    • @maximaldinotrap
      @maximaldinotrap 4 года назад +1

      She probably has. She was upset that nobody told her that there would be fish in the ocean.
      Also apparently having a bigger bed makes you pregnant.

    • @kara8713
      @kara8713 4 года назад

      not daily dose of bananas Or we all could just start quoting pocahontas like “have you ever asked the grinning bobcat why he grins?”

  • @relicvault1515
    @relicvault1515 4 года назад +274

    You may have learned that Spain has spanish people, but I learned that there’s fish in water.

    • @YanBerry-key
      @YanBerry-key 4 года назад +13

      Wait what are fish?

    • @zacharygilmore1075
      @zacharygilmore1075 4 года назад +9

      Keira Flynn Things that are in water, apparently.

    • @mkay4
      @mkay4 4 года назад +7

      Zachary Gilmore Why is there fish in the water?! They didn't say that in the bRoChUrE!!!!

    • @lyam32
      @lyam32 3 года назад +2

      @@mckennathomas3360 what the frick is bottles

    • @RINANII
      @RINANII 3 года назад +2

      @@lyam32 WHAT THE FRICK IS SPAIN

  • @pando4918
    @pando4918 4 года назад +332

    " Why are their Spanish people in Spain and why is there fish in the ocean?"
    My last three brain cells: I'm out

    • @Remememea
      @Remememea 4 года назад +6

      I literally shouted "BITCH!" at #15.

    • @clonewardude1843
      @clonewardude1843 4 года назад +2

      I literally had lost at least 69 brain cells if not more by the end of the list. Wtf

    • @stevenCG2005
      @stevenCG2005 4 года назад +4

      I'm spanish and I live in Scotland and I didn't expect to many Scottish people.
      PD: I'm just joking.

    • @eleanorfarell1872
      @eleanorfarell1872 4 года назад +3

      My brain cells are dying heee
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  • @nateb866
    @nateb866 4 года назад +488

    That last family actually killed me. "The beach is too sandy." "We weren't expecting the ocean to have fish." "The Spanish taxi driver in the Spanish-speaking country of Spain only spoke Spanish." "The Indian restaurants in the curry-loving country of India sold spicy curry." "No one told us we had to bring our OWN swimsuits to the waterpark." Those people are ridiculous.

    • @finny287
      @finny287 4 года назад +3

      ikr!!!

    • @ColArana
      @ColArana 4 года назад +31

      I am not convinced that post is not a joke. There can't be that much stupid in the world, can there?

    • @finny287
      @finny287 4 года назад +8

      @@ColArana too bad, there is.

    • @nateb866
      @nateb866 4 года назад +12

      @@ColArana Well, there is the state of Florida, sooooooo...

    • @wetsmellypoot
      @wetsmellypoot 4 года назад +10

      Nate B I’m from Florida and I can confirm 😔

  • @babyojiro3088
    @babyojiro3088 4 года назад +99

    “I was bitten by mosquitoes! The brochure didn’t say anything about mosquitoes”

    • @jamesroyce1845
      @jamesroyce1845 4 года назад +11

      Mosquitoes are a free upgrade; no, don't thank me.

    • @spikebrannigan
      @spikebrannigan 4 года назад +10

      Imagine how funny it would be if mosquitoes gave vacation hotspots a bad review (1 star or less) because the travel brochures didn't say anything about the large numbers of Karens being there 🤣!!!!!

    • @animacijesrbija9966
      @animacijesrbija9966 4 года назад +4

      "I died! When I was born no one mentioned death"

    • @animefan8591
      @animefan8591 4 года назад +3

      you gave us a king bed rather then twin beds and we got pregnant this is your fault

  • @coe8159
    @coe8159 4 года назад +618

    The hotel doesn’t get your room request right and gives you a king bed... *Blame them for getting you pregnant*

    • @maximaldinotrap
      @maximaldinotrap 4 года назад +13

      A twin bed is a size of bed too and those things are rather small.

    • @AnymousScreams
      @AnymousScreams 4 года назад +34

      @@maximaldinotrap She could still have gotten pregnant in a twin bed.

    • @maximaldinotrap
      @maximaldinotrap 4 года назад +9

      @@AnymousScreams Never said she couldn't would just be a little harder to do the nasty XD

    • @thecorn1689
      @thecorn1689 4 года назад +3

      @@maximaldinotrap I sleep in a twin bed and I can confirm

    • @HeadphonesLuV808
      @HeadphonesLuV808 4 года назад +11

      maximaldinotrap Harder but not impossible if you’re brave enough 😏🤣

  • @omartolentino611
    @omartolentino611 4 года назад +648

    "When were in Spain, their were too many spanish people"
    Ah yes theirs too much Oxygen in the air

    • @shrek3613
      @shrek3613 4 года назад +26

    • @Ataurion
      @Ataurion 4 года назад +12

      @@shrek3613 H O W

    • @SnailSnail-lo4pm
      @SnailSnail-lo4pm 4 года назад +7

      Yeah way too much oxygen maybe we should just get rid of it so we don't have to listen to entitled people

    • @helloeverybody246
      @helloeverybody246 4 года назад +3

      theres more carbon tho

    • @radgaming7840
      @radgaming7840 4 года назад

      .

  • @shriekinggoblin3021
    @shriekinggoblin3021 4 года назад +44

    "How long did that take you to learn. 1-2 weeks?" Something about that REALLY irritated me. I'm about ready to hunt this lady down and strangle her. I've been learning to draw for 6 years and I still don't think I'm good enough to start doing commissions. It's really difficult stuff. I'm pretty alright at it, but it's really something if I manage to make something that really looks awesome. It's a skill that takes an incredibly long time to grow. You don't only have to train your eye, but your hands as well. And sometimes your hands just don't do what you want them to do even if you've mastered techniques in your mind.

    • @sunglassesgirl41
      @sunglassesgirl41 4 года назад +5

      VermilionR3aper X yes to this comment. I’ve been drawing since I was four years old and I STILL don’t feel confident to start commissions. It’s very scary to showcase your art like that and it’s definitely something people should be paid for. I mean it must hurt to be told you suck at drawing when it’s terrifying to display it in the first place.

    • @Koality_Maker31
      @Koality_Maker31 4 года назад +6

      As someone who has been doing art since I was little and have a degree for it-I still don’t feel confident enough to do commissions. Let alone charge a decent price for it...

    • @Miciggy24
      @Miciggy24 4 года назад +8

      You know, if i ever do work up the courage to actually start selling commissions and someone gives me crap by saying "it's not that hard, i could do it", i want to have a sketchbook and a pencil on standby that i could easily whip out in front of them and say, "ok, then prove it" and just see who actually makes an attempt and who walks away. Artists work their asses off to get where they are and they never stop improving. If you can't compensate for their work, then don't waste their time.

    • @heididietrich9800
      @heididietrich9800 3 года назад +2

      I bet you are fine but criticize yourself too much. I think you should step out there and go for it. I'd be a customer!

    • @CrochetIsLife54
      @CrochetIsLife54 Год назад

      I got basic drawing supplies this Spring. The first thing I learned is that a person must put in the hours, just like every other activity they will try.
      I literally have thousands of hours of crocheting under my belt and still only consider myself to be an advanced beginner. But I have made hundreds of hats for the homeless, so at least what I do has been useful.

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson 4 года назад +202

    "This cake is for a birthday, so I deserve a discount"
    I'm willing to bet that MOST cakes are for birthdays, CB. Bakers can't be discounting the majority of what they sell. And your birthday isn't any more important than anyone else's.

    • @abohsukampret
      @abohsukampret 4 года назад +5

      Hey! I need a cake for my wedding, I should be getting a discount too!

    • @naverilllang
      @naverilllang 3 года назад +5

      Here's a wild thought: if you can't afford a professionally made cake... just make one yourself. You can buy all of the supplies you need for under $15, including the frosting. As a bonus, it'll probably be more appreciated that you took the time and effort to make it yourself than simply forking over money for a professional one. You don't have to be Gordon Ramsay to bake a cake or Vincent van Gogh to decorate one

    • @jordanmchighlander9365
      @jordanmchighlander9365 2 года назад +2

      I used to work at a grocery store bakery. 9/10 cakes were for birthdays. The only discounts/freebies were a free smash cake for a 1 y/o with purchase of a regular cake.

  • @verticallychallenged2622
    @verticallychallenged2622 4 года назад +160

    Crazy lady:"How long did that take to learn? 1-2 weeks?"
    Me: *has been drawing for 14 years and is still learning* WhAt?

    • @aniusers
      @aniusers 4 года назад +15

      and here I am, constantly trying to improve even before JHS and still trying to improve..
      looking back, I'm quite proud.
      That old hag should be given a pencil a draw her own ass, free of charge.

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 4 года назад +9

      It's taken me 14 Years to get to where I am in artistry now, it took me Two Weeks to learn how to badly copy a picture of Goku from the computer.

    • @summerwolf7197
      @summerwolf7197 4 года назад +5

      Ive been drawing my whole life and i still dont know what the fuck im doing in many ways haha. Art isnt a skull that can ever really be mastered in an odd way theres always more to learn and thing to improve. Its kinda amazing in that way and makes it so you never really stop improving. Sure you might stagnate but theres alway more to learn. Sorry for my little tangent i just really love my job so i kinda thought sense you all like art to maybe you might wanna hear my 2 cents. Thanks for reading my rant and have a nice day!

    • @summerwolf7197
      @summerwolf7197 4 года назад +1

      Edit i ment skill not skull

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 года назад +1

      VERTICALLY CHALLENGED me, who has been trying to learn to draw realistically instead of anime style for about two weeks: still haven’t learned. Fake news.

  • @fetpoc9707
    @fetpoc9707 4 года назад +74

    The last one:
    "THE BEACH WERE TO SANDYYYY!"
    GOD:am i a joke to you?

    • @tiaramitta4734
      @tiaramitta4734 4 года назад +1

      Their parents: disappointed

    • @Ra88ful
      @Ra88ful 4 года назад +2

      The devil with his finger cross: please don't send them to me, please don't send them to me, please don't send them to me

    • @Drawingodds
      @Drawingodds 3 года назад +1

      @@Ra88ful seems about right.

    • @fireflypau
      @fireflypau 3 года назад

      yes, the beach was much to slippery, so we needed to put sand on

    • @5688gamble
      @5688gamble 3 года назад

      Yes: The idea of a God is a massive joke to me! You telling me there are people who actually believe that crap?

  • @ytjazz1011
    @ytjazz1011 4 года назад +412

    “Today I learned there are Spanish people in Spain”
    Today I learned: every restaurant in India serves curry, insects are not mentioned in brochures and the best part of it is that there are some many Spanish people and Spanish food in SPAIN! smh just how dumb is that person to think that there wouldn’t be Spanish people in Spain

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 4 года назад +7

      I died of laughter, tbh

    • @FreedomHero4
      @FreedomHero4 4 года назад +14

      Hmm yes, the floor is made of floor

    • @Mauripsu
      @Mauripsu 4 года назад +10

      Spanish people here, can confirm

    • @AlashiaTuol
      @AlashiaTuol 4 года назад +8

      And the US is six hours closer to Jamaica than England. What a shock.

    • @kevski02
      @kevski02 4 года назад +2

      Indian here(especially Goan) yes most of the restaurants serve curry, but that not the onky thing they have, infact most of them have continental cuisine.

  • @Cazoolo
    @Cazoolo 4 года назад +198

    As a Spanish person, I just realised I’m living in Spain
    Holy shit, am I not supposed to be here?

    • @shersmk90
      @shersmk90 4 года назад +11

      But.. But.. Where do you need to live then?

    • @pedrobotelho2265
      @pedrobotelho2265 4 года назад +18

      YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED. RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

    • @mikumiku1142
      @mikumiku1142 4 года назад +3

      Nice.

    • @MrChase115
      @MrChase115 4 года назад +29

      It’s Europe, either speak European or go home to Mexico! You damn Spanish people! I swear ! 😒

    • @Cazoolo
      @Cazoolo 4 года назад +3

      shersmk90
      I dOnT kNoW

  • @shraddhaghadigaonkar1015
    @shraddhaghadigaonkar1015 4 года назад +35

    Noone:
    literally not a single person:
    Karen when she went to the country which is popular for thier spicy foods and curry:
    How can you only serve spicy food?

  • @kingssideparadise6813
    @kingssideparadise6813 4 года назад +362

    "the beach is too sandy"
    Ma'am , this is a McDonald's drive trough-

  • @finsfables
    @finsfables 4 года назад +419

    “when we were in spain there were too many Spanish people” HOW DO PEOPLE THINK LIKE THIS

    • @fitmotheyap
      @fitmotheyap 4 года назад +8

      when i was in serbia there was too many albanian people!
      now that would be correct!

    • @yanderexrandom6865
      @yanderexrandom6865 4 года назад +24

      Because Darwinism has been slacking off lately and is struggling to catch up

    • @Puffin_777
      @Puffin_777 4 года назад +23

      WENT TO FRANCE AND THEY ONLY HAD FRENCH FOOD, THIS IS BULLSH**
      Oh my god! The fish shop sells too many fish!
      I looked at a writer's profile and I only saw stories, wtf?!
      ...etc.

    • @Vi0letR0gue
      @Vi0letR0gue 4 года назад +15

      Do you reckon they're like this when it's the other way round? 🤔
      "This is america, how dare people come and visit and buy OUR products like some shitty tourists?"

    • @ewaleokadia76
      @ewaleokadia76 4 года назад +23

      Sometimes people's stupidity blows my mind. How DO some people think that traveling outside the US makes the NATIVES FOREIGNERS😕😣?! Geez! How embarrassing!

  • @canigetawater
    @canigetawater 4 года назад +13

    "My daughters bunny died and theres a pandemic and I have no money pls draw :D"
    Like does she deadass believe shes the only person suffering from low wage? She needs the money for MEDICATION and you want a free picture of a dead bunny. Just frame a picture you already took!

  • @Saam_slay
    @Saam_slay 4 года назад +173

    Rslash: you guys should pay my rent
    Me: in a way we do pay your rent

    • @davethelong5093
      @davethelong5093 4 года назад +6

      from a certain point of view

    • @nicholechong6057
      @nicholechong6057 4 года назад +2

      @@davethelong5093 is the pun intended

    • @elnico5623
      @elnico5623 4 года назад

      @@nicholechong6057 i don't think it was

    • @davethelong5093
      @davethelong5093 4 года назад +1

      @@nicholechong6057 It most definitely was

    • @KittenUndercover
      @KittenUndercover 3 года назад +1

      @@nicholechong6057 there’s no pun there

  • @TetraSky
    @TetraSky 4 года назад +166

    "we went to spain, too many spanish people there"
    wtf is wrong with these people.

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 4 года назад +13

      Tetra Sky i got an aneurysm when i read “it took us 9 hours to fly from jamaica to england. It took the americans 3 hours. That’s unfair”
      Think about that. Just think about wtf that said....they seriously think it’s unfair to fly 10 hours across a vast body of water to literally another continent

    • @morgandouglas6014
      @morgandouglas6014 4 года назад +4

      That’s like saying “went to France, too many French people there”

    • @katashworth41
      @katashworth41 4 года назад +9

      They’re Little Englanders, almost certainly voted for Brexit and thinks speaking English loudly and slowly is how you get things where English isn’t the first language.

    • @hudsonpetrie1301
      @hudsonpetrie1301 4 года назад +6

      "Never told us there would be so many foreigners"

    • @LEXXIUS
      @LEXXIUS 4 года назад +3

      Too much for us, sane people, to understand.

  • @affettatoprosciutto7139
    @affettatoprosciutto7139 4 года назад +49

    Him switching between “entitled dumbass voice” and “decent human being voice” while reading the list of complaints had me confused.

    • @animacijesrbija9966
      @animacijesrbija9966 4 года назад +1

      U mean dumbbutt

    • @animefan8591
      @animefan8591 4 года назад +10

      no he was switching between idiot husband and idiot wife who cant keep from having sex apparently and blame pregnancy on the resort or wherever they were staying

  • @Jedi_Spartan
    @Jedi_Spartan 4 года назад +70

    13:48 Imagine if someone replied with: "Okay, let me just contact God to see if we can move the two countries closer together. Apologies for the inconvenience."
    Also my response to the next one would be "No shit sherlock, they're made for different amounts of people."

  • @darklordumbreon
    @darklordumbreon 4 года назад +97

    I never understood the choosingbeggar logic of "I'm calling this thing I want shitty when I don't get it"
    ...then why want it in the first place?

    • @moralityisnotsubjective5
      @moralityisnotsubjective5 4 года назад +10

      Because their resort to not getting their own way is that of a petulant child throwing a tantrum.

    • @Doublemonk0506
      @Doublemonk0506 4 года назад +8

      CB's think that other people's egos are as fragile as theirs

    • @I_am_always_correct
      @I_am_always_correct 4 года назад +1

      Ever read Aesop's fable of the Fox and Grapes? It's like that

  • @daisymay6505
    @daisymay6505 4 года назад +18

    12:17 very distracting for her husband, who “just wanted to relax” yes I’m sure he’s so VERY upset about topless sunbathers 🤣🤣🤣

  • @That_weird_guy_Dragooon
    @That_weird_guy_Dragooon 4 года назад +172

    Em:"We went to spain and everyone spoke spanish"
    Me watching the video: I guess the lvl of intelligence is below 0...

    • @pedrobotelho2265
      @pedrobotelho2265 4 года назад +12

      Plot twist: They were actually in Portugal.

    • @MrChase115
      @MrChase115 4 года назад +9

      IKR? It’s Europe! Speak the European, or go back to Mexico! 😖

    • @rubyred6169
      @rubyred6169 4 года назад +2

      Honestly hoping this is just satire...

    • @Beth_The_Bored
      @Beth_The_Bored 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, but nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition.

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson 4 года назад +187

    "Due to coronavirus, times are tough and I can't afford to pay"
    Ok... and due to the *exact same thing* times are also tough for others and they can't afford to do things for free.
    "Your price isn't that high so it's not much of a loss"
    Ok... if it's not expensive or a big loss, then why can't *you* afford it?
    "Why can't you just do something nice for rude strangers you've never met before?"
    Why can't you just accept that you have to pay for things?

    • @kae377
      @kae377 4 года назад +11

      BECAUSE I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT!!!!!

    • @Sam-jv6su
      @Sam-jv6su 4 года назад +5

      i know. Like maam, if its "not a big loss". THEN WHY DONT YOU PAY THE PRICE? Like its not a big loss sooo...

    • @naverilllang
      @naverilllang 3 года назад +2

      Man, if a comms artist wanted to do some charity works, they'd have no shortage of people taking them up on the offer.

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 3 года назад +1

      @@naverilllang
      Facts

    • @wazson3178
      @wazson3178 3 года назад +2

      iT' FOR my BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • @Miciggy24
    @Miciggy24 4 года назад +10

    "Its YOUR FAULT my fiancé and I ended up in a room with only one bed, which caused us to passionately hug without protection and me getting pregnant!"
    Lol, if that isn't the most backward logic, I don't know what is 😂

  • @inkdd1463
    @inkdd1463 4 года назад +59

    OP: makes art
    CB: “wAiT tHaT’s IlLeGaL!”
    OP + Me: “you don’t need government registration to make art for people. Maybe check the internet every once in a while”

  • @americanmapper2445
    @americanmapper2445 4 года назад +95

    "We went to spain and there were to many spanish people there"
    Now what there are Russians in russia Chinese in china and canadians in canada its crazy

  • @sharkcraft8568
    @sharkcraft8568 4 года назад +3

    14:32 Air conditioning? Outside? There are truly no limits to human stupidity.

  • @Triqlu-vl5cc
    @Triqlu-vl5cc 4 года назад +92

    List of things I hate:
    I don’t like sand it’s too sandy
    I don’t like grass it’s too grassy
    I don’t like water it’s too w e t
    I don’t like air there’s too much
    I don’t like food no one shares

    • @HelenaMak
      @HelenaMak 4 года назад +3

      I know! And like there is just WAY to much dirt and the dirt is WAY to dirty!

    • @kethemine8221
      @kethemine8221 4 года назад +1

      @@HelenaMak there's too much "I don't like".. my god that's WAAYY too much! lower the i don't likes and we can discuss business in influences, i am following around 20 people! :D

    • @waterlily7903
      @waterlily7903 4 года назад +3

      I don’t like people getting more likes than me so delete your comment!

    • @YukariAkiyama
      @YukariAkiyama 4 года назад

      Itachì Uchiha

  • @akariahuhu
    @akariahuhu 4 года назад +121

    *"They didn't said there were mosquitoes"*
    Me: Lady, wherever you go, you will come across a mosquitoes.

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 4 года назад +3

      Not in Alaska, I bet.

    • @chelsea1439
      @chelsea1439 4 года назад

      Lol she shouldn’t have to be told every single insect that is from the place she visited in the first place

    • @ninfan6434
      @ninfan6434 4 года назад +1

      @@SRosenberg203 Or Antarctica. Obviously.

    • @cvttx3585
      @cvttx3585 4 года назад +1

      Even when your head is up your own ass...

    • @FH-rp6zs
      @FH-rp6zs 4 года назад +9

      @@SRosenberg203 Actually, Alaska has some really vicious mosquitoes during the brief summer. Some people joke that they should be the state bird.

  • @alinaericson122
    @alinaericson122 4 года назад +13

    Rslash: “today I learned Spain is filled with Spanish ppl, who knew?”
    Me: “The rare breed of sane people “

    • @vivekvijayakumar2362
      @vivekvijayakumar2362 4 года назад

      It was supposed to be the unraveled mystery oblivious to humanity. He ruined it.

  • @tabbycat2154
    @tabbycat2154 4 года назад +78

    “Everyone is having a hard time with corona right now, people need hElP!”
    **demands someone does something for them even tho this person is also having a hard time existing in or out of corona**

    • @sharkcraft8568
      @sharkcraft8568 4 года назад +3

      She is having a hard time so nobody else must be having a hard time too, right?
      (this is probably on of the most sarcastic things I have ever said, lol)

  • @avivp69
    @avivp69 4 года назад +56

    Rslash jokingly: "you should pay my rent for me"
    Me: Mate we do, you get payed because we watch you...

    • @blue_lancer_es
      @blue_lancer_es 4 года назад +7

      Same thing came to my mind 😂

    • @comb-t
      @comb-t 4 года назад +3

      Only When The RUclips Gods Permit it...

    • @frocat5163
      @frocat5163 4 года назад +1

      If you really think about it, rslash should be paying US, since our views, likes, and subscriptions pay him. It only makes sense.

  • @evanshoulders3674
    @evanshoulders3674 4 года назад +14

    “There’s Spanish people in their native land? ugh, so inconvenient ”

  • @matankesselman456
    @matankesselman456 4 года назад +37

    For the woman who kept saying that she hoped the artist would get corona, I would have sent a pic of me holding a bottle of corona beer and said "thanks for the good wishes!"

    • @nmlgames4952
      @nmlgames4952 4 года назад +1

      That wouldve been epic haha

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 4 года назад +80

    13:25 There probably was an egg slicer. It's called a knife.

    • @PennyAfNorberg
      @PennyAfNorberg 4 года назад +1

      just fry the eggs instead...

    • @finny287
      @finny287 4 года назад +1

      lol yeah. why would you even need a diffrent knife for cutting eggs lol i use only one knife for everything

    • @sharkcraft8568
      @sharkcraft8568 4 года назад +3

      No, we all know you need a tool for each type of food because we're stupid and don't know that you could just use a heccing knife instead of spending money on stuff that you don't even need.

    • @finny287
      @finny287 4 года назад

      @@sharkcraft8568 humanity is truly stupid.

    • @Amber7H
      @Amber7H 4 года назад

      wtf is an "egg slicer" who SLICES EGGS

  • @spazticus1976
    @spazticus1976 4 года назад +2

    Imagine your child's bunny dies and the first thing you think is "Great, now people will give me free stuff."

  • @thatphatkat6396
    @thatphatkat6396 4 года назад +287

    Before I forget, petition for r/slash to use Yugo’s bark instead if a beep whenever there’s a curse word

  • @annonymouslion2452
    @annonymouslion2452 4 года назад +62

    "When we were in spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish,the food was Spanish. No one told us there would be so many foreigners." yeah buddy, and the natives were probably thinking "no one told us there would rude, entitled, idiot foreigners". Also, your in spain. Your the foreigner now.

    • @emmae858
      @emmae858 4 года назад +9

      "HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE COUNTRY THE LIVE IN!!! I'M AMERICAN!! I CAN'T UNDERSTAND!!! THEY NEED TO SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!" -Karen

    • @keithmcintyre2102
      @keithmcintyre2102 4 года назад +5

      This is the same Karen who gets offended by people in America who don’t speak English but rather their native language, because “you’re in America so you should talk in English”. It’s my #1 pet peeve about entitled assholes that just really get on my nerves.

    • @ryefry
      @ryefry 4 года назад +2

      Sorry but i had to do it. (You're)

  • @lorephmoon8087
    @lorephmoon8087 4 года назад +10

    "The beach is too sandy"
    Hmmm.... yes, the floor here is made out of floor

  • @dakiwuf
    @dakiwuf 4 года назад +124

    At first rSlash was confused to do a Entiteld voice or a normal one

  • @OOMMBeBackLater
    @OOMMBeBackLater 4 года назад +13

    Okay, these CBs asking for free art is pissing me off. When my late husband died, I had a picture done for him by a talented artist he loved.line work only, and the artist livestreamed the process so we could grieve and enjoy the experience. Best $60 I spent. PAY ARTISTS!!

  • @hashbrownselfie7524
    @hashbrownselfie7524 4 года назад +1

    That whole list of problems with those idiots’ holiday was easily my fav here. It had a very strong “MmM, yES ThIs fLOoR iS MAde oF fLooR” energy to it:

  • @teriyaki_wings
    @teriyaki_wings 4 года назад +25

    CB: hey can I get some art?
    Person: sure, here’s my prices
    CB: omg eff you you scamming thief, your art is ugly anyways
    Every time-

  • @ladylynx9891
    @ladylynx9891 4 года назад +70

    "The buyer is always right"
    "Accept because no one else will buy your crap"
    Lol I was in an online game trying to exchange some random things in my inventory for coins - 1 coin per item for every item, except the most valuable thing, for 5 - and a random kid wanted to purchase "the valuable thing" for 1 coin too, using the same excuses. People were selling this thing for 15 coins around the game, and I sold it to someone else in the same day. Guess it was his loss.

  • @iamneonok808
    @iamneonok808 4 года назад +17

    Who would've thought there would be a lot of spanish people in spain omg

  • @yuffiefan7637
    @yuffiefan7637 4 года назад +36

    Oh my,goood these tourists rewievs : “1point, the geography was wrooong, Americans live nearer“

    • @Zeekfox
      @Zeekfox 4 года назад +1

      On a trip to Jamaica. Yet she goes on about the trip to Spain and all the Spanish people there. I guess her comparison to the American flight times there were more suitable.

    • @finny287
      @finny287 4 года назад

      ikr they so stupid lmaooo

  • @coconut2209
    @coconut2209 4 года назад +58

    I bet some of these Karen’s and Kyles are starting to yell at their kids in quarantine because they’ve got no one else to do it to😂😂

    • @DepFromDiscord
      @DepFromDiscord 4 года назад +3

      Tbh, I’m a Kyle, literally, and I have no kids so lol

    • @coconut2209
      @coconut2209 4 года назад

      @Kiwi lol okay than it doesn’t apply to you I guess😂??

    • @VaxzaLimeIsCool
      @VaxzaLimeIsCool 4 года назад +2

      Pobre Chicas y Chicos😔

    • @Bladewalker1
      @Bladewalker1 4 года назад +12

      And while in quarantine, they yell at their kid...
      "I want to see your manager"
      Their kid's reply should be....
      "That would be you"
      And hands them a mirror, LoL.

    • @coconut2209
      @coconut2209 4 года назад +1

      @Lee Harrigan lol I love this! This is the almighty boomer chat😂😂

  • @theskittleman8215
    @theskittleman8215 3 года назад +5

    I'm sorry, as an artist, the one where the woman said ' it takes one to two weeks to learn art ' PSYCHICALLY HURT TO HEAR THAT! art is HARD.

  • @kvproductions2581
    @kvproductions2581 4 года назад +49

    Water: has fish
    karen: *surprised pikachu*

    • @dayzed.xartist
      @dayzed.xartist 4 года назад

      Karen: LET ME SEE YOUR MANAGER, FISH

  • @emiliaholmberg3320
    @emiliaholmberg3320 4 года назад +19

    To the lady complaining over spicy food in india: IF YOU DON'T LIKE SPICY FOOD, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T GO TO INDIA IN THE FIRST PLACE

  • @Rylosalex
    @Rylosalex 3 года назад +1

    I just loved how you said "The beach is too sandy" I kept smiling and laughing throughout the entire list

  • @Mndela_
    @Mndela_ 4 года назад +111

    Everyone: choosing beggars
    Me,an intellectual: entitled people in the action

    • @stoppickingurnose7852
      @stoppickingurnose7852 4 года назад +5

      *The United States EPA has entered the chat*

    • @SilverVolo
      @SilverVolo 4 года назад +1

      R/iamverysmart

    • @Mndela_
      @Mndela_ 4 года назад +5

      I don't flex my intelligence I was just making a meme

    • @tyleromega9976
      @tyleromega9976 4 года назад +1

      @@SilverVolo that... Was not the right place to put "r/ImVerySmart" under lol

    • @SilverVolo
      @SilverVolo 4 года назад

      @@tyleromega9976 it rly was

  • @Crumbaa
    @Crumbaa 4 года назад +128

    “I don’t like sand, it’s course, it’s rough, it’s gritty, and it gets everywhere”

    • @fallen_vague28
      @fallen_vague28 4 года назад +3

      Glitter gets everywhere. Which would win? Sand or glitter?

    • @lando8913
      @lando8913 4 года назад

      No gritty

    • @ArcticPines
      @ArcticPines 4 года назад

      @@fallen_vague28 Why did you repost your comment?

    • @johnnyfietkau1224
      @johnnyfietkau1224 4 года назад +3

      Does.. anyone else get what he's quoting here..? Crumbs just tried to flirt with y'all's (it'll make sense if you know the reference) lol

    • @Crumbaa
      @Crumbaa 4 года назад

      Jasmine The Furry
      Glitter
      It’s more annoying

  • @merakispacelich13
    @merakispacelich13 4 года назад +1

    Funny how that lady says that people won't buy art in this pandemic, While I'm here sitting after just having sent 40 dollars to an artist that's gonna draw two of my dnd ocs dancing and 20 to another artist that gonna do me two simple and no background half bodies. Jokes on her.

  • @gladiatoranimator3088
    @gladiatoranimator3088 4 года назад +18

    “The beach is too sandy”…………
    Ma’am, may I introduce you to the concept of a beach?

  • @clone3778
    @clone3778 4 года назад +16

    Every entitled parent/choosing begger: omg there's a virus u should give me art for free

  • @CovenedInRed
    @CovenedInRed 4 года назад +1

    12:41
    Simple problem to three
    1:get on your non-existent Ipad
    2:GET I FRIGGIN TRANSLATOR-

  • @jessicaglover7023
    @jessicaglover7023 4 года назад +9

    "Why did no one tell me there were fish in the waters?!"
    Me: *Crying on the floor while laughing*

  • @ringodoodles490
    @ringodoodles490 4 года назад +28

    "This beach has TOO MUCH SAND"
    Alright, time to get squidwards reefblower-

    • @Samot0423
      @Samot0423 4 года назад +1

      "There are fish in the ocean!

  • @ilyseschwartz6937
    @ilyseschwartz6937 4 года назад

    Hope you’re well! I bet puppy is loving you guys being home so much! Puppy bloopers was just so precious

  • @notateendemon
    @notateendemon 4 года назад +10

    Lady: "sexy sunbathers are distracting my husband from relaxing!!!"
    Lady: "YOU gave us a king size bed! So it's YOUR fault that we did the nasty and got ME PREGNANT!!!"

  • @chunghung7951
    @chunghung7951 4 года назад +22

    CB" Their are ToO MaNY sPaNiSh PeOpLe in Spain"
    Hmm yes wood is made of plants

  • @mickeythedrugmouse5233
    @mickeythedrugmouse5233 4 года назад +1

    can you imagine them writing that complaint and being proud of themselves there’s too much sand on the beach ?

  • @ArcaneJudge
    @ArcaneJudge 4 года назад +19

    "I'm suing you for giving us a king sized bed which led to me getting pregnant!"

    • @kalikamcilhargie1070
      @kalikamcilhargie1070 4 года назад +1

      if a hotel messed up your room, dont they generally try and correct it? why didnt they tell anyone?

    • @ghostmobiil
      @ghostmobiil 4 года назад

      @@kalikamcilhargie1070 as someone who works at a motel, some people will complain the day they check out

  • @zuils
    @zuils 4 года назад +34

    *Sees 35 comments* I would like to see these com-
    RUclips: *n o*

  • @matytoonist
    @matytoonist 4 года назад +4

    13:56
    12. "it took us nine hurs to fly home from jamaica to England. It took a Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair"
    seems that somenone failed geography at school

  • @Second_of_four
    @Second_of_four 4 года назад +19

    What’s the logic behind “your prices are really low, so I shouldn’t have to pay”???

    • @keithmcintyre2102
      @keithmcintyre2102 4 года назад +1

      To some, if they’re offered a price they deem too low and feel like they shouldn’t have to pay for it, it’s because paying the low price on a product/service is the same thing as not paying anything at all. It’s a stupid way of thinking, because that’s not how it works

    • @Second_of_four
      @Second_of_four 4 года назад +2

      Keith McIntyre yeah but if it’s the same as not paying at all, then logically, they should be fine with paying it right??

    • @OtherFlames
      @OtherFlames 4 года назад

      I am deviant yes, keyword logically. Logic doesn’t apply to CBs

    • @Second_of_four
      @Second_of_four 4 года назад

      OtherFlames yeah exactly

  • @ToastAbrikoos
    @ToastAbrikoos 4 года назад +23

    the food is spanish
    nobody:
    me: ghehe "The fries in the buffet: OLA! como esta ?"

    • @emelychoi958
      @emelychoi958 4 года назад

      You just made my day friend 😂😂

    • @marcosgacha7478
      @marcosgacha7478 4 года назад

      im spanish and you said, WAVE, how are you?

    • @enriquekenziero514
      @enriquekenziero514 4 года назад

      QUI

    • @Robin93k
      @Robin93k 4 года назад

      The coke that came with the menu: ”vás a comer eso?”

  • @PIE50100
    @PIE50100 2 года назад +1

    I can't believe the people from the last story are real. Like I literally can't believe it, it's a defense mechanisim.

  • @floydlooney6837
    @floydlooney6837 4 года назад +10

    Every beach needs a sign "Attention Morons: There are fish in the water!"

    • @ScooterBond1970
      @ScooterBond1970 4 года назад

      The sign should include a pictogram of a frightened child. Seriously, that killed me.

  • @joasha4464
    @joasha4464 4 года назад +10

    "The beach has too much sand"
    Yes, this floor is made out of floor

  • @janhedani1759
    @janhedani1759 4 года назад +1

    13:50 DEFY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS SO YOU CAN GET US HOME FASTER! EITHER THAT, OR PURPOSELY SLOW DOWN OTHER PEOPLE’S FLIGHTS!

  • @jck2175
    @jck2175 4 года назад +10

    11:03 how does the guy buy all the hand sanitizer and tp if he can’t afford essentials like meds and stuff?

  • @connelladams9129
    @connelladams9129 4 года назад +11

    Instead of buying a cake, try making a cake. Me and my father made a cake for my mom because we couldn't go buy one. It's not that hard.

  • @prettykit4
    @prettykit4 Год назад

    That last story had me done. Just over.😂 plus the way you were reading it💀💀💀

  • @raying19
    @raying19 4 года назад +10

    The Taxi drivers in Spain were spanish!
    *_What the fu-_*

  • @IlkaWaffy
    @IlkaWaffy 4 года назад +6

    "You think people will buy art right now?!"
    Me : ..... *adds another print to cart*

  • @sophiachou5277
    @sophiachou5277 4 года назад +1

    Beaches are too sandy, brochures need to list that there will be mosquitoes during the trip, Spain has too many foreigners, and boats need air-conditioning. Wow...

  • @Ataurion
    @Ataurion 4 года назад +13

    "why is the beach so sandy"
    Anakin agrees

  • @lamprosproductions6181
    @lamprosproductions6181 4 года назад +9

    "I don't like sand, it's coarse rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

  • @kwesisalmon2282
    @kwesisalmon2282 4 года назад +1

    As a Jamaican I never expected to see my country in one of these videos about something like that. These people have never seen an Atlas before. I should have expected this considering its r/choosingbeggers.

  • @catherineandpaulfuters2523
    @catherineandpaulfuters2523 4 года назад +25

    So early this self isolation is really affecting me

  • @aislynncarpenter6840
    @aislynncarpenter6840 4 года назад +5

    Rslash: "I'm not trying to flex here"
    Also Rslash: *mentions the number of subscribers he has in every video he makes*
    (Sorry, I had to 😅 Love your content and your dog, and you do deserve all the subs you have ❤)

  • @lokinakor1
    @lokinakor1 4 года назад +1

    I worked at a mountain lodge for a short time. A guest who left a 5 star review called wanting a discount because it rained... in a rain forest...

  • @No0neat
    @No0neat 4 года назад +6

    "I hate sand! "
    "I don't like it bulding up in my beach!"
    "Hi CB"
    "You let sand build up and before you know it you'll have a army of beach of sand bunnies plotting to take over! Beautiful sunglasses, where did you get those, the sea?"
    *Many many windows error sounds*
    If you got this... I love you... I mean, hate you.