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r/Choosingbeggars I DESERVE IT FOR FREE!
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- Опубликовано: 26 янв 2020
- r/Choosingbeggars Every choosing beggar follows a very simple mantra: I deserve the best, and I deserve it for free... AND you should deliver it to me, also for free. Why can't people understand that? Enjoy these ridiculous funny stories of choosing beggars whining and complaining. If you like this video and want to see more, hit the subscribe button!
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You *_monster_*
Try me
Well do I have a phone number? I think not
Imagine calling someone broke when asking for money from them
11/10 big brain
Oh yeah, its big brain time
Intellijec
Pretty sure that was troll account
I maybe broke
But you are beyond repairable
Big brain’t
The voice he does for the beggars is always perfect
Yep. It makes the videos much better.
I agree. His videos are at the finest quality.
Even when I'm reading CB stories on Reddit, I read their lines in the voice 😂
Perfect D bag voice lol.
I know right
Artist : *ask payment*
CB : "ugh no, i could do it myself !"
Artist : "Do it yourself then"
CB : *shocked pikachu face*
As an artist, I can totally relate to this! XD
@@SparDanger Yeah, me too 😂
I wonder if the CB was expecting the artist to go: "No,i'll do it! I need to assert my role as the arist!"
I do digital art for fun so I can’t relate. Do you get a lot of people like this?
Not so much because I'm in France. It's more a US thing but there arr CB worldwide :)
OP: *Makes free logo*
CB: "It looks cheap!!!"
I'm facepalming.
yeet your hands into your forehead
et voila!
I mean it IS cheap, it's free actualy and thats a great price
Hey they got what they paid for.
wow 69 likes
CS Gambling asswipe. Some of the worst people on planet earth personality wise.
"Heellooo police? Yes, I was verbally abused over text messaging. No, I texted him first. He won't give me His dog :( .... Heeeelllloooooo?"
Most of these, especially that one , u can tell is kids or teens.n
Lol I can totally hear rSlash's annoying entitled person voice by reading your comment 😂
Mmmmm I'm sure it would be more like "hello. Police? Yes this man stole my dog!" when really it's the other way around
Listening to the story your talking about now lol
"Yes Police?"
"What do you mean I'm wasting police time, this is SERIOUS!"
I love how the person in the first story said “don’t donate under $100 you broke ass” yet they are asking for donations to get stuff. I wonder who is really broke 🤔🤔
Noice
Noice
ecoiN
and none of the crap they are gonna spend the donations on are important in the least.... wow, these stories are kinda a guilty pleasure of mine. hehehe.
He wasn't broke, he just didn't want to spend any of his money.
I’m a self taught makeup artist and my full time job is a lash tech. I did my best friends wedding party makeup for free as well as host where we all got ready as I was the maid of honour. It was a nightmare. I spent 3-4 hours doing everyone’s makeup including my own as my poor house got trashed and my bff kept nagging at me to go faster... I’ve not done makeup on others since..
GalacticGhost87 I’m so sorry for your bad experience with make-up. As a male, I don’t know much about make up but that sounds awful.
@@graveloot Just think of makeup as a painting or art that happens to be on a person's face
@@limiv5272 that's not the same
@@Danielito9320 Never said it was. What is it with people being unable to interpret a simple text?
@@Danielito9320 except it basically is the same. just different "paint" per se. but basically exactly the same..
Choosing Beggar: “Can I please have a unnecessary discount?”
Person: “No.”
Choosing Beggars: *[INSERT BAD WORDS]*
Hahaha! True
*[INSERT SAMPLE TEXT HERE]*
It happens all the time where I work... and we can't. I love telling them no.
I always tell them I can give them the employee discount of nothing.
"I want Art for free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Then create it yourself."
*"wHaT?!?!?!"*
Bitchy witchy looooooool
Art is not free.
I mean, have you *SEEN* how much the famous paintings are worth?
Person: *exists*
Choosing Begger: "I DEMAND you give me all your money cos I'm too lazy to work!"
Actual Begger: "Well, at least they're not bothering me..."
Choosing Begger, again: "GIVE ME THOSE COINS, YOU MILLENNIAL!"
Swiggetty swegger,I hate choosing beggars
Lets dont stop choosing beggars,because we can laugh at them at them in rSlash's videos
Is this Minecraft I played minecraft with my brother he just started I help him but he didn't do anything good I even gave him some diamonds for a pick I kinda regret it but I guess he was kinda jealous of my collection but I'm guess I'm in the wrong here
Millennials don't have any coins. Lol
Im not sure what "Choosingbeggars" means
Ik its lazy begging ppl, but is that the literal meaning or am i wrong?
Ninja Gaming640 There is a saying,”Beggars can’t be choosers.” This means its people that are begging for stuff but also want really nice stuff.
0:26 the way they called people broke when they're the ones asking for donations lmfao
The amount of iron in that will save the steel production of the USSR
It makes me so mad that they think their more deserving of free stuff because they're more special than you. No, I rather donate all my money to peta than give a dime to them.
It's like they think if that they add "please", they are entitled to Free + Gas Money. Smh.
I'm sorry, I can't like your comment it's at 69..
@@mangoleigh1043 you may like now
It's the "magic word" mentality we're taught as kids. Please and thank you are the magic words. Little kids get confused sometimes, thinking that if they say please and thank you, that means they will always get what they want. "But I said please and thank you!" You have to teach them that it's important to say please and thank you, but it doesn't mean you will always get what you ask for. I guess some people never learn that lesson.
The first one is my favorite part: That rent and credit card being late is number four
The guy probably would of ignore them till after he buys the iPhone and shoes
@@professorchaos5058 and weed.
Priorities duhhhh lol
that third post: damn what a wholesome guy writing 70+ people personalized cards ... how sweet c:
We don’t deserve people like them
@@mangledfoxy2052 Exactly
God If i was there i would have pushed the selfish person away and told him to not give them anything smh. They should use it for themself, they deserve it more
Plus he gave 10$ cards to each of them, so he spent 700$ for Christmas for his coworkers.
I'd have punched the one who complained, I bet they never give anything to anyone but expect a new car for every holiday
I would rather a playstation giftcard...
To give to the guy extead (Hes a XBox user)
This channel is my newest obsession! Nice to find a reddit channel that DOESN'T use the TTS voice & the reader isn't annoying!!!
Try Ripe and Heit
I agree! I have to mute those when I read them
I binged watch this dude a whole week when I found him. Welcome to the club.
As a disabled person who can't drive, I'd at least offer to pay for the driving expenses if I wanted the puppy that badly.
The guy who gave gift cards is probably that nicer person that he would still give entitled co worker another card. Bless that dude
Imagine spending $700+ and several hours on Christmas cards for all your coworkers and them complaining.
It was just one person, it's wrong to blame everyone
@@limiv5272 pretty sure he or she can blame who they want....JS.🤷♂️
@@joshualangdon6010 Can? sure. Should?...
@@limiv5272 uh...yeah. what she/he or it said.
@@limiv5272 do what you want. Not up to you or me to say so probably best not to demand someone on what they want to say right?
CB: "I can do it on MS Paint in less than 3 minutes"
OP: 'Cheap MS Paint job with literal Felix and Comic Sans'
CB: *SURPRISED PIKACHU FACE*
CB - "That looks cheap."
OP - "That's because it is."
"You expect me to pay?"
"Shows the menu" Those prices on the side isn't just for show love.
Karen voice on point
Nice a member
So true mate
“Op, I can’t believe that the police lets you post it in jail”
This made me chuckle
that guy who gave them gifts on christmas is so wholesome!! how could anyone complain??? i didnt get anything from him and it still makes me so happy that he did such a nice thing, these who complained dont deserve a nice gesture like that
ChoosingBeggars : *Hippity Hoppity your money is now my property*
It's called Socialism. The big difference is Socialists take, they don't ask.
“Oh your a photographer can you photograph my [insert event here] for FREE”. To which I typically respond “oh your a [insert profession], do you do that for FREE?”
❤❤❤❤ perfect
"Why does it look so _cheap?"_
"Considering you paid nothing, I'd say you got your money's worth."
stop reposting
@@kaey6105 ???????????????????????
You NEED to cover r/IDOworkherelady. Great stories of Karens being wrong in thinking op doesn't know anything.
I agree. 😀
"A logo need 3 minutes"
Me as a desginer: Say this to my teacher which is working in this area for years and let us work on a logo for more than 6 hours before its fine.
And by the way... when he is a designer and he only needs 3 minutes he can do it by hisself
In a way he's right though. Anyone can do a logo in 3 minutes. Even I can do one with absolutely no training and no skills in art and drawing whatsoever.
It will, of course, be one of the crappiest logos ever designed, probably drawn on a napkin with a ball-point pen, and be totally unusable for any purpose except maybe for making one look ridiculous for using it anywhere. But hey, it's a LOGO. And it only took 1/20 man-hours to make.
@@Stripedbottom XD
Heroann q
We work for business.
Not for charity.
@@_filtered2486 How dare you to not give every random person your time?! How selfish
My mind: there should be an entitled beggar subreddit for the extreme choosing beggars.
My hands going to reddit: drops beer...
CB: So the Car, Xbox and PS4 is a total of 70,890? But for free ok... I’ll send you the 70,890 bill and can you give me 20 free games?
OP: Sure.
CB: REALLY!?!
OP: No now never text me again
What currency is that?
@@sadpotato3386 exposure bucks
@@axemodeus I’d call them chossing begger bucks
"I want this for free!"
"OK, here you go"
"WHAT? THIS IS GARBAGE!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, you can keep it and I'll give you a full refund"
I always love the insane logic of: If you dont donate you’re broke.... i mean come on how is the irony of that lost on them....
How to not get demonitized
F word - forking
A word - ash
B word - beach
S word - shirt
W word - boar
Boom. Now you can swear without getting demonized
Yeah, but no one's gonna know what the heck your talking about.
11:19 "Hello? 911? Yes, a stranger was mean to me and hurt my feelings on the internet. :("
Reminds me of that one South Park episode "Safe Space". It's S19E05 if anyone was interested
CB : Why it look so cheap?
OP : Says the guy who asking things for free.
I don't care how much it costs.. my pet is before myself, even if I gotta skip lunch for one day or two. :) Gotta love the Lil guy
"OP I can't believe they allowed you to post this from Jail!"
I laughed waaay harder then I should have at that... Never change rSlash
Big Fella: First time posting in r/choosingbeggars in jail...this finna be a breeze
The mechanic at the end was the real MVP. What an awesome bloke!
I actually feel bad for the shop owner who was so kind and generous to help a stranded person and also used his own car (fuel cost) to get the vital supplies and some food for the choosing begger. It's pretty rare to find kind and helpful people thesedays. Moral of the story: There are always two sides to a story.
Make-up OP should have agreed and just painted their face al joker style 😂😂
Imagine telling your employee "my job is harder than yours, so I won't pay you"
5:52 missed opportunity for malicious compliance
5:59 you should mess up intentionally for these kind of people.
I was thinking they should all be made up as Pennywise..
IT would would definitely make the wedding memorable.
“i deserve it for FREE!”
*inhales*
*exhales*
*inhales*
*pulls out reverse card*
*O K B O O M E R*
Do you even know what boomer means?
No. You don't.
It means baby boomer. The generation that started in WW1 and ended shortly after the Korean war.
It's also a stupid AF attempt at an insult because they were the last generation to actually fight a war and not a conflict or operation (Conflict/Operation Desert Storm, Operation Iraqi Freedom, etc) and they will be more badass than any generation after them.
So maybe before you try a weak ass "comeback" actually try to use a term you understand.
@@DocR16 Well most of the babyboomers where a result from after the war. Boomers did in fact not experience the war it was the generation before them. That fought in world war 2. There was however the Vietnamese war but, going into military was not mandatory as it was before. Since the country is now rebuild and the USA gives out a huge Marshall support lie become, super easy for most people. The person above you was revering to someone with that mindset and, do in facts get their facts straight. You however do not! Next time: If you want to correct some get your facts straight.
@@DocR16 Ok boomer
@@DocR16 r/woooosh
Tbh I'm sick of ppl trying to use this as a insult. If it means not them then I'll take it as a compliment.
If there are 70 people, and everyone gets a $10 card, he spent $700 on gifts for his new coworkers.
I know where do you find coworkers like that?! I'll be his friend and no gifts required.
Wow. That is epic. I'm totally going to use that: "If you can't afford the vet, you can't afford the pet." Brilliant.
rSlash's sassy feminine voice is my favorite thing
As a developer i'm siding with the designer because they are right: Designer's and developers are two very different things and I have nothing but the highest respect for people who design stuff professionally and I seriously hate people like that developer because I know how hard it is for a designer, I'm not a designer myself and if I ever want a professional to design something then I will happily pay full price, or if I can't then i'll wait until I have the money then request it.
"Those 10,000 are gonna be spenton the following"
5-weed
uhhh yeah no thank you.
“Who is in the background?” DUDE ITS PEWDIEPIE YOU CHOOSING BEGGAR
Your mocking voice for the beggars is beyond aggravating. It's perfect. Keep it up.
9:49
Why he doesn't recognize PewDiePie...
What world is he live in
when the choosing beggar says CSfelix i have feeling that pewds face will show up i guess im right lol.
Ikr
Maybe he lives in the sewers or a cave
@@professorchaos5058 maybe pennywise is starting up a business to build himself up again
One where PewDiePie is crap.
Because that's what he is.
LOL at the guy going to do web app design with MS Paint....
When I worked at an animal shelter, you wouldn't believe the choosy beggars who wanted free pets (we charged $125 per pet for spay, license, and first shots) and wanted free medical care and supplies.
I had a sign up on the wall of my repair shop as a joke:
Service Options: Fast, Good, Cheap
If you want it Fast and Good, it won't be Cheap
If you want it Fast and Cheap, it won't be Good
If you want it Good and Cheap, it won't be Fast.
For those curious on the coffee CB, for one the nice guy didn't get all 70 a gift card just the 10 he works in his office so he didn't bankrupt himself, also he was fine at the end of the day and the CB got chewed out by management for her selfishness.
Ow: I got whiplash from clicking so fast. Anyone free for a backrub?
No one is talking about how amazing this mechanic at the end was. Went out of his way to drive to get the part, being as cheap and fast as possible, took a payment that he would never do and even gave her food. What a legend and I’m so sorry that he had to put up with her audacity to leave a shitty review.
cb: doesn't pay
also cb: wHy iT lOoK So cHeaP?
I wish OP in the makeup story went to do the makeup and put clown makeup on the bride.
I cant start my morning studying without listening to this first. XD
I think op would have been fully justified in laughing the roommate and her sister to silence for that absurd and insulting request.
I'm gonna be honest, you get me through my day, man. I've been feeling down in the dumps recently (if that's an appropriate way to state it) and listening to these amazing stories make my day, every day. Thanks, I really apricciate it!
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When the newest iphone is priority over the rent🤦
Guys I met my dad who's been gone for 20 years at the store getting milk!!
Sorry
W h a t
Salvador Salazar yes.
??? did he suddenly come back and say it was sour????🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
11:24 The response to the situation tends to be the funniest because you never know what joke that leads up to more times than not.
As a game designer in training, I was so surprised to learn apparently what I'm training to do can be done just as good by some random guy in twenty minutes, who knew
Your videos are amazingly hilarious. I love your laugh. Tell Yugo hello and give him a treat for me.
But in reality, he was the broke a**
Which makes him tonights biggest loser
*Surprise Pikachu face*
Entitled Mother: "I require something!"
Person: "Ok, pay"
Entitled Mother: "I'm a single mom!"
Me: "Could you direct me to who the hell asked and more importantly, who cares?"
That first one sounds so like Chris Thompson in Norwich England. Gets everything he demands, and more, then goes out looking to buy a car. He has no money, but agrees to buy a Fiesta, next stop is me. 'lend me £9000 to pay for a car I've agreed to buy' Teddy goes out the window when I say no.
1:01 hang on is she telling people to buy her stuff that’s messed up
Byron Waqalevu basically
Wtf this said “8 seconds ago”
It said 2 minutes ago....
Caappie 1248 i was on the subscriptions tabs, where it showed this channel that I’m subbed to at the top because he uploaded. It said 8 seconds on that. Plus my comment was 6 minutes ago so fuck off
@@akelly6446 who cares when it was?!
Marsha W no I was just fucking shocked
When my husband and I got married, we invited family and a few close friends and sent announcements to everyone else; we paid for the wedding and the "reception" was just a bunch of us at the nearby diner for brunch.
And twenty-one years later it is still one of our fondest memories.
10:10 "Why does it look so CHEAP?" He should have said, "Because it matches your business, sir. :)"
6:30 “Entitled Choosing Beggar” yikes that’s new
We need to start making new vaccines to combat the evolution.
Maybe they got infected with the virus
TTSReads I Reddit Stories what about the antivaxxers?
6:53-7:14
I've seen this said of *artists!* Not *doctors!*
That one with the dog happened to me. I can’t find the messages because it was 2 almost 3 years ago but I was rehoming my dog and he needed extreme training because he was a stray at the beginning of his life and had very wild tendencies and needed someone who could put in 8+ hours a day with him. I was in TN and someone responded to my ad and was handicapped and got so mad I wouldn’t give him to them. They couldn’t use their legs at all and lived alone and thought I was lying that he needed training because “they’ve had dogs before” and “no dog is that bad they’re domestic creatures”.
3:36
Excuse me, if there was a sweet coworker like this guy at my job, I would’ve immediately adopted him and just been like “how dare you be mean to my child?!”
Ah my daily dose of rSlash. I LOVE your content!
FINALLY IM EARLY! I WAS JUST WATCHING ANOTHER CHOOSINGBEGGAR VIDEO OF YOURS AND I GOT THE NOTIFICATION FOR THIS
I love watching your videos, specifically the choosing beggar ones whilst drawing.
"It'll be exposure, you know, people see you, you get famous."
"Fine, but 1 exposure is pretty low."
"What?"
"I'm thinking at least 20 exposures"
"Uh... How would that"
"100 EXPOSURES"
"look, we can do $20 a pic-"
"IT IS TOO LATE FOR MONEY! YOU HAVE BECKONED MY LUST FOR ARTISTIC EXPOSURE AND FINANCIAL INSTABILITY"
what would Shockwave say: Your statement is illogical
I've literally never been This early, you posted This 2 minutes ago
I love this because if your receiving something for free or from a kind offer just take it and accept it because most people won't get stuff like that.
It's not often that we get complaints about our prices (small town, prices that haven't changed in 30 years, also the only print shop in town). After telling my Grandpa about one of those few customers that wasn't happy his color original didn't look good when copied in B&W after he complained about the color price (.59 color vs .10 for BK) , my Grandpa shared this quote with me. "Printing is like buying oats, if you want fresh oats you have to pay a fair price. But if you can be satisfied with oats that have already been through the horse, that comes a bit cheaper." We now send these customers to bother the Staples employees.
I'll tell you something, I do design, art, and programming. Art is just as hard (if not harder) as learning python.
these people just make me lose braincells
Someone in another city: selling something for free!
My dad: WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP
Back when I was young we all went to a friends place to watch a movie and smoke some weed. We settled down and he went to the kitchen to make a frozen pizza. It looked nice so I asked him for a slice. Sorry dude, there is only enough for me here, he answered. The movie started and I rolled a joint and passed it around. When it was his turn I said, sorry dude, there is only enough here for us. We laughed so hard when he kicked us out, LOL
The car repair CB made the fatal flaw about engineering. Cheep, fast, well made: pick two. CB I guess don't think logically.
We need a plague 🙄
We seem to be getting one.
We already have one
R/wooosh
I used to work electric on film sets. I had a guy ask me to help him with a shoot, and I agreed. When I got there, he asked me where I had the lights, "what lights?" I responded. "Didn't you bring any lights?" "no, was I supposed to pick them up or something?" "I thought you had lights, didn't you get any off the sets you worked on?" "No, why would I have lights, those things are rented and returned at the end of shoot. They're not handed out at wrap. WTF?"
That fool! He should have known 2020 wouldnt let him do cleaning!
I get my rslash video notifications from,
A.discord
B.the notification bell
Edit: who uses his Spotify podcast
Hey, R/slash! You used the "do you think people sit around drawing corporate logos?" in another video! I want a refund! LOL!
That choosing beggar in Antioch is waaaaaaay too close to me for comfort.
If the dog is a 40 minute drive from CB, makes me wonder if it's still available so I can get him 🤔😘❤❤❤
I mean, I've met a few CB's in my day, but the ones I hear on this channel make the ones I encountered seem like angels.