My ex tried that shit with my dog. My dog that I've been on deployment with and provides me with public support and doesnt let ppl stand in my bubble because I'll lose my shit. I basically escorted her out of my house with my pistol.
Thomas Villavicencio not sure why you needed a pistol, you may want to work on your anger a bit. But of course you dump her. But you couldnt throw a girl out of your house without a fucking gun drawn?
My ex's cat was 'jealous' of me. He left the room once and she flew at me & drew blood. He was absolutely *hers* and she did not share. His dog was awesome.
@Freeman319 yeah he saying someone who literally said women and non-whites are lesser creatures are sexist and racist, not a game designer who didn't put enough fat black women in a superhero game I mean he would need at least $50,000 to take on such an ambitious project
My brother in law's girlfriend legit put his cat in the shelter and told him the cat got out because she was mad about how much attention he gave it. Legit that Facebook post could've been her. Thankfully he got his cat back and got rid of her instead!
I know both men and women who have PTSD from being abused.. Abuse is never the fault of the victim, but sometimes the damage could've been limited if the victims stood up for themselves. Unfortunately they aren't always aware how bad they have it, or that they actually can do something about it, till it's too late.
OOOhhh yeah i remember how skimpy clothed girls in full makeup showed up at the gym. Starting doing squatts in the middle of weigh section or weight lifting while bent on the bench. Precious times
plus they are pretty self centered. Women complained when men tried to hit on them in gyms, yet she expecting some free passionhugging from a freakazoid.
18:53 “You’re such a beautiful young lady, I wouldn’t mind buying you at the slave trade” I literally dropped my jaw at that one holy shit. I realize nice guys are stupid but I didn’t realize they were so stupid as to believe that would have any positive reaction whatsoever
I think a lot of these creeps deliberately do this to try and illicit a response. Then they might Photoshop the messages to make it look like they were being pleasant and the woman apparently react negatively for no reason. Then they can share that with their fellow pathetic incels to try and reinforce their miserable, false worldview.... That or they're just racist, creepy idiots.
He did say 1 thing accurate though, "go get therapy, you'll be better for it" (close enough to what he said everything else he said killed brain cells)
"I've been physically and digitally stalking you for years. Hope this helps with your night terrors." It will definitely help with her restraining order.
Played a mild joke on my sister. She havent talked to me in nearly a decade. People tell me Im nice. I really hate when they do that! Was partying with a few friends for once, happens about less then once each year. A very "exposed" image of me ended up on facebook. The moron forgot to set it to our group only. One of my daughters have barely spoken to me in a month. Why? The guy she has a crush on said I was a super hot milf. I still got it! ;D Should I lure him to our house and lock them in with dinner ready? Should I take it a bit further and trick them into the bathroom with only underwear on (or less) and lock them in? I mean that has to work, right?
My ex was jealous of the dog he got me. To be fair i did treat the dog better than him. But the kicker is wile my sweet lovely little floffer loves me he bloody adores my ex. So i am jealous of how much my dog loves my ex.
@@crossfire4691 because we are humans, just say man and women like normal people do. Saying male and female is like you refer to a species, that has nothing to do with you or you don't understand rather than individuals and people. It's stereotyping behaviour which makes us think you are a stereotype too. So calling a girl a female, that girl is going to think you are one of two things. 1. Nice guy/fedora, trenchcoat, sometimes even sword (often katana) wearing neckbeard. 2. Peabrained sexually obsessed and women objectifying (sometimes roofie wannabee rapist) fratboy chad. I'm overstereotyping to make it clear but you catch my drift. Don't call a girl a 'fEmAle' it is sooo cringe and she will almost guaranteed write you off in her head.
Priscillia Sylva but some people say that because that’s ur gender they are not trying to be mean and I know they can just say woman but sometimes I just automatically call someone by their gender (male or female) it just comes up
I like how the girl was jealous of the fact that her boyfriend was petting his cat, like she wanted him to say to her, “ there’s my girl!” and then pet her.
I like hearing "theres my girl" and getting pets, but damn, getting mad bc their pets get attention too is just gross. Animals need just as much love and affection as a person.
"Women can't be trusted with important tasks" Then why for years were we trusted to look after the household, cook, clean and raise kids? (Not to mention that we also worked in factories and farms in i believe both world war 1 and 2) Can someone please ask that niceguy this
i agree with this conversation, but, women around ww1, though they helped a lot, basically saying if you didnt serve in the military, you had a small peen and were worthless, it was called the white feather movement
@@glatykoffi6672 they think a woman is only here to please her man, i've seen them nice guys trying to flirt with infertile girls by saying things like "i can have unprotected sex with you without worrying you'll get pregnant, that makes you perfect". Are those people even aware of what are they saying?.
A beginning couple goes on a vacation The dude *see's a beautiful scenery*: Omg that is so beautiful The girl thinking: he is showing affection to the earth!? We're never coming here to see this sl*t
*proceeds to move to the moon* The dude: "man i sure do miss earth, but my girlfriend was right, this gravity and all these craters are amazing and in a way beautiful!" The girl's mind: OMG these sl*ts are everywhere!
DragonGold Thats exactly what I’d imagined this island might instantly become , hunger games 😂🤣😂🤣 Except I cant see any of these types teaming up for one second, not even to advance their own interest., that would require calming down enough to think ahead. That’s almost an impossibility 😂🤣😂
If we lock some Niceguys and Nicegirls, in a room for a couple of hours, I think when we come back we will find they have all eaten each other alive and the last one alive will have eaten themselves ;op
No, the woman becomes an abused broken shell of herself and the man starts not caring about any and everything in general. Both become even more dysfunctional fuckwads than they were and any children resulting from the marriage end up traumatised and taken from the broken home into which they were born.
I literally don’t get how people can be jealous of their partner’s pets. My husband is 6ft 3 and a power lifter with a beard and pony tail, but when I see him cuddling and being soft with our two papillon dogs, it just makes my heart melt. Surely seeing your SO being kind and affectionate, especially to an animal, is a sign that they have a good character?
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Yeah, my girlfriend isn't very tall but she lifts 6 days/week so she's a little tank and it's so cute seeing her cuddle with the dogs too. I don't trust people who don't like animals.
I got two ideas for the “bros before hoes” thing about pets 1. Pets before hets - this really only works for straight relationships but still 2. Cats before brats - only if your girl actually sucks but for some reason you aren’t breaking up with her, this works
While listening to this it made me realize I was being a "nice girl" to my friend. And I used to blame most of my problems on other people and a little myself. Now I think it's clear that most of the time it was the other way around. I was really controlling over my friend cause I loved him for years and went through everything with him. Then acted like I was entitled to a relationship. I really regret everything and I know now to not to act entitled and just cause your nice doesn't mean your entitled to a relationship.
"If you get triggered by anything sexual, just jog on." So, what he's saying, is that consent doesn't matter and he'll take what he wants when he wants because he's entitled to it as the "boyfriend". Little does he know, that's called _rape._
His response (most likely): “Your own fault for walking around other men besides me. If you had stayed with a nice guy like me, this wouldn’t have happened.” I feel sick writing that, but that lines up with how these dickheads talk.
I read that quote as a "nobody cares about your forced asexuality agenda thingamabobber. welcome to the internet. People get horny." type thing before clicking "read more" for some reason...
That's not what I read out of it but maybe that's because I'm overly sensitive ace Who have literally had to deal with people saying I'm a lesser person because I don't like sexual jokes or comments so I thought he was being like that
@@lahlybird895 I'm ace, too. I've gotten that, but more often than not people just think we outright don't exist. This guy doesn't have the mental capacity to think we exist, let alone insult us lol
No my dog broke into my home naked when I read this. Dachshund through the dog door lol. I like the yugo bloopers especially when he barks in the same exact place over and over.
I dont know maybe it because i am a woman. I think nice girls tend to be creepier. Like nice guys are generally pretty easy to spot they are pretty upfront with their creepy. I think girls hide it better for longer so when you realise its creepier. Nice guy your hair is so pretty send me a lock. Creepy. Nice girls but i even kept a lock of your hair from when you got me to cut your hair 2 years ago. Supper creepy
I can't help but think the purple handwritten numbers next to some texts at 20:00 were because of a court case involving the stalker, a "NiceGirl" who didn't give up!
I bet they'd screech at each other to be more beautiful while also demanding the other to accept them the way they are. If they end up marrying, that's how you get entitledparents and entitledkids.
I found that dude hilarious because he was going on and on about how insecure she was and how she was bound to write paragraphs in response to him (due to his racist/misogynistic comments) but then she didn't say anything the entire time lol. You sly dog, you got me monologuing.
My ex best friend is an r/nicegirl. I had a crush on my bf for years before we started dating and she only knew he existed bc of me. When we started dating, she messaged him and told him she has a crush on him and felt like they would be a better pair bc he’s tall and skinny and she’s short and petite and I’m tall and athletic build. We had stopped being friends by then. He asked me if I knew her and when I told him yes, he blocked her. He said he didn’t know her and was only friends on fb bc he had a class in college with her 5 years ago. He knew she was trying shit
"I'm not going to continue some other guy's save file" .. on one hand, ROFL .. on the other, what a piece of crap. I've raised my wife's daughter from newborn when we met, and both of our lives are all the better that she has a father.
Stepping in and stepping up is not easy by any means, thank you for making the time and effort for your daughter. I never knew my Bio-dad (aka sperm donor) but my Mom got married when I was in middle school to the guy she met when I was only 10, and even tho as a teenager it took me a while to warm up to it and him....idk what I would do without my Dad. So it means a whole lot more than she may ever be able to express, seeing as she has never known things any other way...but as a person who grew up feeling slightly abandoned by that other guy, it isn't lost on me that I wound up with a Dad that not only would never walk away but chose to walk towards me instead..
Honestly, I love my stepfather more than my own biological father. At heart he stepped up to the plate when we needed him. "We" being my Mom, me, my siblings, and our pets. You don't need to born to/with someone to be family.
He honestly could have reworded the whole thing to make it pretty decent if he didn't try to make everything "clever". Here is the exact same thing translated into non-douche. "Hello, I am single and looking for a partner who lives in the Essex area to have a long term relationship with. What I am looking for is a partner who is an outgoing person that is confident in what they like, and is looking for the same. It is also important to me that you share my political views as it is a major part of who I am. One last thing to note is I do not feel I am ready for raising a child at this point in my life, so I am not open to dating single mothers." Could be refined a bit, but didn't want to add or miss anything he wrote.
Guy: I dodged a bullet Rslash: You dodged a nuke Me: You dodged 100 freight trains, 50 of North Korea’s Nukes, and also dodged 7000 watermelons thrown at your head.
OHMYGODTHECATSTORY. My ex was also jealous of my cat bc I'm not particularly touchy but cat could sit on my lap and get all them pets she wanted. AND. HE. WAS. ACTUALLY. JEALOUS.
To the sexist guy claiming engineering is only for guys: I’m about a year to a year and half from graduating with my BS of Mechanical Engineering. I’ll keep your comment in mind when I walk across the stage. 💜
@@ShadowtheRUclipsr523 of course not! I love her of course, but she's not a human, and she likes to be left alone. Also, I'm hoping whoever I date will love my cat too.
This video totally creeps me out, I was 15 and I remember I acted like a total creep back then, it was horrendous. I've worked on myself for past 5 years but whenever I think of it, I cringe so bad like literally get uncomfortable from my core. Can't watch the whole video with all the pain of asshead I was, but a good video to be reminded of how I was and you grow in life.
Lol when he said “no lefty’s” I thought he meant left handed people and I was like “dang what have left handed people done to him” now I realize I’m dumb lol
At12:20, "women cannot be trusted with important tasks". Like carrying a child for NINE MONTHS and giving birth? Oh, YEAH, no wonder he's so messed up.
Dear lord, that guy with the engineering degree thing was so creepy and insensitive. That was incredibly uncomfortable to listen to, as well as the following one.
I did some secretary work during my college days, and so many men had the idea that all females were like me. But fortunately, some weren't neanderthals, and encouraged women to be in more senior posts.
From personal experience, nice guys are scarier. From this, they're equally scary. Fun story, when I came out as bisexual in middle school, a "nice guy" told me I needed to see a therapist. He made it clear that by that, he meant "the rapist", implying I needed to be assaulted to turn straight.
@@limiv5272 well, we've been friends since we were high school. She's ok back then. But when she got in college? Oh boy. A lot of things changed. There's a little bit of a signs but I've ignored it. Then right now, I can say she's a subtle karen on her way to ultimate karen.
I mean it really doesn’t mater how long I’ve known them, I’m still not getting rid of my pet. If they suddenly developed an allergy that’s a different story, but I’d still have them try different solutions before I find the pet a new home.
Disclaimer: I am missing the technical terms to properly explain my point as I am german and my english only goes so far. Having said that, cheers! The dude with the magnets technically isn't wrong as ferromagnetic metals such as iron will adjust their magnetic structure to oppose that of the magnets, which in return attracts the metal to the magnet. Soooo saying magnets only attract things of the same nature, meaning metals, is technically true but does NOT convey his point whatsoever as only a handful of metals have this trait. Fun fact, there is an phenomenon where the metal will actually mirror the magnet, thusly repelling the magnet. That phenomenon is called diamagnetism.
The rest of the United States: Why can't you be normal. Florida: Lets ride alligators and order 5 big macs at mcdonalds then throw them through the window.
The whole 'Magnets attract opposites' thing made me try and think of a 'That's like saying' thing, and for some reason I thought "That's like saying marshmallows melt in the cold" and I don't know how to respond to myself. I have no idea why I commented this, but like-
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Who's crazier: niceguys or nicegirls?
Yes.
i love your vids!
Both are equally crazy AND creepy
Nice girls crazier, nice guys creepier.
nice attack helicopters are the scariest dude
I think “nice” guys are creepier but “nice” girls are more insane.
Chxra yeah nice guys hide in the bushes outside your house, nice girls break in and cook your pet.
@@beardwierd2783 Lmao
True.
it's more because of the voice he takes tho some are just sad
Insane or creepy choose your fate 😂
I had a girlfriend who told me to choose, her, or my cat... I *had* a girlfriend, lol!
Ultimatums are threats, and I do NOT respond well to threats.
If it was my lass or my dog i would still be buying dog food let me tell u that.
My ex tried that shit with my dog. My dog that I've been on deployment with and provides me with public support and doesnt let ppl stand in my bubble because I'll lose my shit. I basically escorted her out of my house with my pistol.
"i don't negotiate with terrorists"
Yeah like I don’t care who you are, you come second to my pets
Thomas Villavicencio not sure why you needed a pistol, you may want to work on your anger a bit. But of course you dump her. But you couldnt throw a girl out of your house without a fucking gun drawn?
I rather date a guy that shows affection towards his cat instead of abusing or neglecting it.
You can tell a lot about a person by seeing how they treat animals
Cats are cute.
Jeff Nell
Cats are the best pet.
My ex's cat was 'jealous' of me. He left the room once and she flew at me & drew blood. He was absolutely *hers* and she did not share.
His dog was awesome.
There's nothing more attractive the a guy who loves animals
Nice dude: women can't do engineering
Me, a woman with a bachelor's on engineering and currently working as engineer: cool story, bro.
Yeet
The funniest part is that nice guy prolly has no experience in engineering whatsoever
@@yoshi_playz_gamez2656 Yeah it's usually guys like that you say stuff like this.
@@yoshi_playz_gamez2656 _your goddamn right..._
@@yoshi_playz_gamez2656that or he isn’t as good at it as he thinks he is
“Women are the lesser gender, but that’s clearly not a sexist thing for me to say.” Nice Guy, 2019
We are screwed as a world as there so many cultural lagged sexist racist people
He's right, of course. They are the lesser gender. Less sexist I think.
@Freeman319 yeah he saying someone who literally said women and non-whites are lesser creatures are sexist and racist, not a game designer who didn't put enough fat black women in a superhero game
I mean he would need at least $50,000 to take on such an ambitious project
Wait I just realized that you can quote something and nothing else but still get a lot of likes
Jared Cook people like him making me ashamed of being a sexist
R/nice girls: overly obsessed girls
R/nice guys: really creepy guys
R/puppy bloopers: DOG!
r/foundthemobileuser
r/yallstupid
r/ihavereddit
Very accurate
@@goov4515 The pure irony
All of these people didn’t dodge a bullet They matrixed them
Lol high IQ meme.
They went... *ultra instinct*
@@razormarkz HAHAHAHAHAHA NICE
@@razormarkz cha cha real smooth
Whoa 😮
My brother in law's girlfriend legit put his cat in the shelter and told him the cat got out because she was mad about how much attention he gave it. Legit that Facebook post could've been her. Thankfully he got his cat back and got rid of her instead!
What an evil POS
Good on him and the cat
Nice guys: Why won't women let themselves be abused by me!?
Nice girls: Why won't men let themselves be abused by me!?
Nice guy: (looks at Nice Girl)
Nice girl: (looks at Nice Guy)
(Kisses)
Basically that sitting at table meme
@@ghostmobiil as many have said that is how entitled parents are born
@Freeman319 Is it really abuse if they want it?
@@sselesUneeuQ damn
I know both men and women who have PTSD from being abused.. Abuse is never the fault of the victim, but sometimes the damage could've been limited if the victims stood up for themselves. Unfortunately they aren't always aware how bad they have it, or that they actually can do something about it, till it's too late.
Whenever my husband says "Who's the prettiest girl in the world?" I know he's talking to our Lab! I don't mind at all, because she is!
Nancy Wallingford you should put a spycam in your bedroom, who knows what they do when your not around...
This comment section lmao
Floyd Lechner Bruh-What?!?!
Um, you should be worried, because YOU alone are the prettiest girl in the world. Time to start checking his phone.
@@floydlechner2445 when you catch them, kick down the door, and scream 'PLAYER 3 HAS ENTERED THE GAME'
"A gym is not a place to pick up girls, it's a place to pick up weights."
I need a T-Shirt with this one
OOOhhh yeah i remember how skimpy clothed girls in full makeup showed up at the gym. Starting doing squatts in the middle of weigh section or weight lifting while bent on the bench. Precious times
@Studio Autio Really? Picking up fat women got me back problems
Hehe me too ! Actually sounds like a great ice breaker !
@Studio Autio did you at least get some bench presses in before?
Cringe af tbh
"Women can't do a engineering class" me, halfway throug my masters in enginering: "k"
Well you heard him you better leave that class of yours and ful fill his bidding
After all hes just being a "nice honest guy"
@@allisonthefox9900 lol
You have to drop out
Great job!! 👏🏻
tbh, you didn't do 1
“A nice guy will murder you, but a nice girl will have you framed for murder” - Sorrowtv
Ahh, SorrowTV. Another truly awesome and funny reddit channel!
Awe, I miss that dude...
I hope he's doing okay i miss sorrowtv
Why dont yall just go to hus channel, what do you mean miss??
@@saadnaeem714 he hasn't posted in a while due to personal issues. That's why they miss him
"why aren't any buff guys talk to me at a gym?"
Answer: because they want to train before lifting 200 pounds"
plus they are pretty self centered. Women complained when men tried to hit on them in gyms, yet she expecting some free passionhugging from a freakazoid.
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH ROUSTED!!! Boi gurl you do it like as savage!!
*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH*
Yakton oooof
Before lifting the weight of her standards XD
* pets my cat sitting next to me * I would literally drop kick a guy out of my life if he told me to pick between him and my cats
Boyfriend for sale dislikes animals I'll leave him on the curb for you
Me too
same with me but with my dog (i dont have a cat but i have a dog)
@@juliam9111 I like banana chips
Guy: It's me or your cats.
Girl: meow meow!
*Proceeds to hiss and throw him over the balcony*
Girl: Mew Mew bitch!
18:53 “You’re such a beautiful young lady, I wouldn’t mind buying you at the slave trade”
I literally dropped my jaw at that one holy shit. I realize nice guys are stupid but I didn’t realize they were so stupid as to believe that would have any positive reaction whatsoever
That’s a joke you should only make with good friends, even then…
I think a lot of these creeps deliberately do this to try and illicit a response. Then they might Photoshop the messages to make it look like they were being pleasant and the woman apparently react negatively for no reason. Then they can share that with their fellow pathetic incels to try and reinforce their miserable, false worldview....
That or they're just racist, creepy idiots.
"Women can't keep their emotions in check"
Meanwhile, he writes paragraphs upon paragraphs of insults in angry rage. How hypocritical
That's how those type of men are.
Less hypocritical and more lacking in self-awareness, really.
Irony!
He did say 1 thing accurate though, "go get therapy, you'll be better for it" (close enough to what he said everything else he said killed brain cells)
Bro how'd you describe the kids in call of duty so well
"I've been physically and digitally stalking you for years. Hope this helps with your night terrors." It will definitely help with her restraining order.
Anyone who calls themselves a nice person usually isn’t.
To be considered nice, other people have to consider you nice. Makes sense.
People tell me I’m nice and then I think I’ve tricked them lol
Played a mild joke on my sister. She havent talked to me in nearly a decade. People tell me Im nice. I really hate when they do that!
Was partying with a few friends for once, happens about less then once each year. A very "exposed" image of me ended up on facebook. The moron forgot to set it to our group only. One of my daughters have barely spoken to me in a month. Why? The guy she has a crush on said I was a super hot milf. I still got it! ;D
Should I lure him to our house and lock them in with dinner ready? Should I take it a bit further and trick them into the bathroom with only underwear on (or less) and lock them in? I mean that has to work, right?
That goes for most things you have to say yourself. I’m a nice, I’m a funny, I’m a cool, I’m a very stable Genius...etc.
I am a bad nice & nice bad person.
The saying you’re looking for is
“Pets before Sex”
The true asexual agenda
Kittys before tittes
cats before brats
My ex was jealous of the dog he got me. To be fair i did treat the dog better than him. But the kicker is wile my sweet lovely little floffer loves me he bloody adores my ex. So i am jealous of how much my dog loves my ex.
@@byndmain9288 I’m sorry *what*
Nice guy: "fEmAlE"
Me: *organs have shriveled up inside my body*
What's wrong with that
@@crossfire4691 because we are humans, just say man and women like normal people do.
Saying male and female is like you refer to a species, that has nothing to do with you or you don't understand rather than individuals and people.
It's stereotyping behaviour which makes us think you are a stereotype too.
So calling a girl a female, that girl is going to think you are one of two things.
1. Nice guy/fedora, trenchcoat, sometimes even sword (often katana) wearing neckbeard.
2. Peabrained sexually obsessed and women objectifying (sometimes roofie wannabee rapist) fratboy chad.
I'm overstereotyping to make it clear but you catch my drift.
Don't call a girl a 'fEmAle' it is sooo cringe and she will almost guaranteed write you off in her head.
@@greyscalesx thank u for ur reply, I was seriously confused on this but now I understand
Priscillia Sylva but some people say that because that’s ur gender they are not trying to be mean and I know they can just say woman but sometimes I just automatically call someone by their gender (male or female) it just comes up
I’m a guy and I feel the same way lol
*"Woman sends 159,000 texts, breaks into guys house NAKED after just ONE date"*
Woah, buddy
Let me guess... Florida?
Yeah that sounds right.
Woah.... that went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick.
thst sounds like a rly funny porn video
@@saharamoon7700 now THATS a million dollar idea lmao
I like how the girl was jealous of the fact that her boyfriend was petting his cat, like she wanted him to say to her, “ there’s my girl!” and then pet her.
And give her half of the kitty treats! 🤣
And if she refuses, she clearly doesn't love him enough!
MY girlfrind actually says "there’s my girl!" and pets me xD
Im lovin it! :3
I like hearing "theres my girl" and getting pets, but damn, getting mad bc their pets get attention too is just gross. Animals need just as much love and affection as a person.
@@nigredoooalgown6245 A fellow Overlord fan I see
I'm gonna be honest, i wouldn't mind that in a relationship XD
I like how whenever he hears his dog he yells/says
“Dog”
“It’s like your mouth is falling down the stairs”... now that was funny
I'm going to remember this line, just in case! 😆
That line might come in handy one day.
I was trying to think of how I would have responded to those texts and that one-liner summed up all my lines lmao It was beautiful
"Women can't be trusted with important tasks"
Then why for years were we trusted to look after the household, cook, clean and raise kids? (Not to mention that we also worked in factories and farms in i believe both world war 1 and 2) Can someone please ask that niceguy this
Don't bother ask people like these.
He will say raising the kid isn't an important task.
@@glatykoffi6672 these people are insane , I kind of hope I never meet one (but sometimes, I think it would be funny to meet one lol) XD
I bet not even his mom loved him or took care of him because he is a massive unlikeable dick, so that's probably why he thinks that.
i agree with this conversation, but, women around ww1, though they helped a lot, basically saying if you didnt serve in the military, you had a small peen and were worthless, it was called the white feather movement
@@glatykoffi6672 they think a woman is only here to please her man, i've seen them nice guys trying to flirt with infertile girls by saying things like "i can have unprotected sex with you without worrying you'll get pregnant, that makes you perfect".
Are those people even aware of what are they saying?.
A beginning couple goes on a vacation
The dude *see's a beautiful scenery*: Omg that is so beautiful
The girl thinking: he is showing affection to the earth!? We're never coming here to see this sl*t
*proceeds to move to the moon*
The dude: "man i sure do miss earth, but my girlfriend was right, this gravity and all these craters are amazing and in a way beautiful!"
The girl's mind: OMG these sl*ts are everywhere!
😂😂😂😂😂💀
😂
girl: would you offer to hug away someone's diabetes
me: I would gladly hug away diabetes if it were posable
Neither are creeps
Both are delusional, demanding, and have expectations WAY too high.
Okay, some of both are creeps.
I have given you the 69th like
Thank you for this comment.
Smart Donut
Damn right we are!
I was about to say, a lot of them definitely are.
Can’t we just lock them all on an island together and let them at each other?!?
I would love to but they always manage to escape NASA still does not know how they escape?😐😐😐
sry but hunger games are still illegal
DragonGold Thats exactly what I’d imagined this island might instantly become , hunger games 😂🤣😂🤣 Except I cant see any of these types teaming up for one second, not even to advance their own interest., that would require calming down enough to think ahead. That’s almost an impossibility 😂🤣😂
NativeNYerChicHK they could make a reality tv show about it. It’s sell
Like hotcakes
that’s a reality show i’d actually watch
The battle of the century:
"Nice" guys vs "nice" girls
DepressedAndDank nice
If we lock some Niceguys and Nicegirls, in a room for a couple of hours, I think when we come back we will find they have all eaten each other alive and the last one alive will have eaten themselves ;op
The Japanese split the difference and gave us cat girls
YOU FOOL! YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS THE END?! THIS IS ONLY EPISODE 2!!!
@@carolhass8655 why did Dio pop into my head on that?
When I hear “your such a beautiful *YOUNG* lady” I automatically think nice guy
*”DOG”*
*” D O G “*
*” D O G S H U T U- “*
*” D O G “*
rSlash went to angry to happy in the spam of seconds.
OK NEED A TIMESTAMP!!!
D e a d it’s just at the end of the video when he does puppy bloopers
yeah well u cant be angry at a pet trying to get ur attention, it just doesnt work
@@StelleronCUNTer around 19:25
Rslash interacting with Yugo is so cute and wholesome
If nice girls and nice guys get married do they become entitled parents
someone get this man a harvard scholarship
I was just wondering what would happen if they got together
U got it spot on
0_0
No, the woman becomes an abused broken shell of herself and the man starts not caring about any and everything in general. Both become even more dysfunctional fuckwads than they were and any children resulting from the marriage end up traumatised and taken from the broken home into which they were born.
"If this is his idea of social skills, a warm jar of mayonnaise would meet his standards."
Goddamned savage, man.
I literally don’t get how people can be jealous of their partner’s pets. My husband is 6ft 3 and a power lifter with a beard and pony tail, but when I see him cuddling and being soft with our two papillon dogs, it just makes my heart melt. Surely seeing your SO being kind and affectionate, especially to an animal, is a sign that they have a good character?
Yeah, my girlfriend isn't very tall but she lifts 6 days/week so she's a little tank and it's so cute seeing her cuddle with the dogs too. I don't trust people who don't like animals.
"Its like your mouth is falling down the stairs"
Literally laughed out loud!! That is the best description I have ever heard. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jennifer Bonk i prefer word vomit myself, but this works just as well
I got two ideas for the “bros before hoes” thing about pets
1. Pets before hets - this really only works for straight relationships but still
2. Cats before brats - only if your girl actually sucks but for some reason you aren’t breaking up with her, this works
Brookalini The Great and kitties before tities
Dogs before pogs
Doggos before bongos (bongos being boobs)
Fishes before bitches
Rats before brats
Sneks before snaccs
Lizards over misters
the other way around is owner before boner.
Kitties before titties
2:40 “Kitties before ti**ies” I’m sorry, I just thought of that lmao-
While listening to this it made me realize I was being a "nice girl" to my friend. And I used to blame most of my problems on other people and a little myself. Now I think it's clear that most of the time it was the other way around. I was really controlling over my friend cause I loved him for years and went through everything with him. Then acted like I was entitled to a relationship. I really regret everything and I know now to not to act entitled and just cause your nice doesn't mean your entitled to a relationship.
This could be turned into a redemption arc in an anime
"If you get triggered by anything sexual, just jog on." So, what he's saying, is that consent doesn't matter and he'll take what he wants when he wants because he's entitled to it as the "boyfriend". Little does he know, that's called _rape._
His response (most likely): “Your own fault for walking around other men besides me. If you had stayed with a nice guy like me, this wouldn’t have happened.” I feel sick writing that, but that lines up with how these dickheads talk.
I read that quote as a "nobody cares about your forced asexuality agenda thingamabobber. welcome to the internet. People get horny." type thing before clicking "read more" for some reason...
That's not what I read out of it but maybe that's because I'm overly sensitive ace
Who have literally had to deal with people saying I'm a lesser person because I don't like sexual jokes or comments so I thought he was being like that
@@lahlybird895 I'm ace, too. I've gotten that, but more often than not people just think we outright don't exist. This guy doesn't have the mental capacity to think we exist, let alone insult us lol
@@platinum_noelle hmm fair lol
"because I'm a nIcE pErSoN"
Me: *_N o_*
This comment actually made me laugh. You funny👌
because i'm a NiCe PeRsOn
you fat jerk
(not aimed at you, no offense)
“And broke into his home naked after- *dog* - “
No my dog broke into my home naked when I read this. Dachshund through the dog door lol.
I like the yugo bloopers especially when he barks in the same exact place over and over.
“Nice guys” are creepier and “nice girls” are crazier or more insane. That’s my opinion though...
Agree
Yeah I agree but the point is over all they're entitled and rude.
It amazes me that they have friends at all really!
I dont know maybe it because i am a woman. I think nice girls tend to be creepier. Like nice guys are generally pretty easy to spot they are pretty upfront with their creepy. I think girls hide it better for longer so when you realise its creepier. Nice guy your hair is so pretty send me a lock. Creepy. Nice girls but i even kept a lock of your hair from when you got me to cut your hair 2 years ago. Supper creepy
@@f.t.cnation9999 I am a women as well
@@kakarotcat5762 ok i just thought it it might be the fact that i was a woman that i felt differently.
Oh my God he didn't use "hugging passionately".
The end times are here
If he's going to substitute sex for intercourse every time now, lets hope nobody talks about the sex of their baby...
@@knifeyonline In that case, he'd just use gender.
@@akl2k7 thanks buzz killington, glad to see you appreciated my joke.
Yup, just saw the 4 Horsemen fly by: a Nice Guy, a Nice Girl and Karen and an Anti-Vaxxer. God help us all....
Joseph Stott
Glad to see you’d rather be an asshole to someone than just explain it was a joke.
"And broke into his home naked after dog"
Best blooper so far.
People who say "I hope you die" think they have a secret to immortality. To date, we will all die. You don't have to wish it to me. It'll happen.
At the 2:30 for the pet thing "paws before bras" popped up I my head, do I guess it works
i have a phrase for the cat story: "cats before brats" terrible, i know
Kitties before t*tties
April Flowers same one that I thought of
Pussy before pussy
... I just posted that before seeing this lol
No, no, it's perfect.
rSlash: *Asks us to help name his puppy*
Also rSlash: *Proceeds to call Yugo "Dog!" more than "Yugo"*
I can't help but think the purple handwritten numbers next to some texts at 20:00 were because of a court case involving the stalker, a "NiceGirl" who didn't give up!
I would love to see a nice girl and a nice guy interacting 🤣
The passive aggressive and sneering niceness levels would be through the roof.
Refer to the comment above you (according to my screen)
A match made in hell 🤣
I bet they'd screech at each other to be more beautiful while also demanding the other to accept them the way they are. If they end up marrying, that's how you get entitledparents and entitledkids.
12:15 “this isn’t sexist” (proceeds to be sexist)
He's threatening chaotic nonsense
The one that said engineering is for men only:
My grandma
(Retired chemical engineer)
Mine used to build gas pipelines with my grandpa. Don't know how this specialization's called in English.
My sister works in a lab with a clean room environment. She is highly regarded by all around her.
I found that dude hilarious because he was going on and on about how insecure she was and how she was bound to write paragraphs in response to him (due to his racist/misogynistic comments) but then she didn't say anything the entire time lol. You sly dog, you got me monologuing.
Damn she's smart!
My ex best friend is an r/nicegirl. I had a crush on my bf for years before we started dating and she only knew he existed bc of me. When we started dating, she messaged him and told him she has a crush on him and felt like they would be a better pair bc he’s tall and skinny and she’s short and petite and I’m tall and athletic build. We had stopped being friends by then. He asked me if I knew her and when I told him yes, he blocked her. He said he didn’t know her and was only friends on fb bc he had a class in college with her 5 years ago. He knew she was trying shit
If any SO every asked me to get rid of a a beloved family member (a pet) they'd be gone before their next sentence
Stephy Lynn IKR
Meh cats are lame.
lmao no they're not.
Spleens The Cocaine Addicted Cat you are single so shut your face
What's Amnesia? I forgot shut up you little priss
"I'm not going to continue some other guy's save file" .. on one hand, ROFL .. on the other, what a piece of crap. I've raised my wife's daughter from newborn when we met, and both of our lives are all the better that she has a father.
Stepping in and stepping up is not easy by any means, thank you for making the time and effort for your daughter. I never knew my Bio-dad (aka sperm donor) but my Mom got married when I was in middle school to the guy she met when I was only 10, and even tho as a teenager it took me a while to warm up to it and him....idk what I would do without my Dad.
So it means a whole lot more than she may ever be able to express, seeing as she has never known things any other way...but as a person who grew up feeling slightly abandoned by that other guy, it isn't lost on me that I wound up with a Dad that not only would never walk away but chose to walk towards me instead..
Yeah, witty line, shitty intentions.
Honestly, I love my stepfather more than my own biological father. At heart he stepped up to the plate when we needed him. "We" being my Mom, me, my siblings, and our pets.
You don't need to born to/with someone to be family.
He honestly could have reworded the whole thing to make it pretty decent if he didn't try to make everything "clever". Here is the exact same thing translated into non-douche.
"Hello, I am single and looking for a partner who lives in the Essex area to have a long term relationship with. What I am looking for is a partner who is an outgoing person that is confident in what they like, and is looking for the same. It is also important to me that you share my political views as it is a major part of who I am. One last thing to note is I do not feel I am ready for raising a child at this point in my life, so I am not open to dating single mothers."
Could be refined a bit, but didn't want to add or miss anything he wrote.
Guy: I dodged a bullet
Rslash: You dodged a nuke
Me: You dodged 100 freight trains, 50 of North Korea’s Nukes, and also dodged 7000 watermelons thrown at your head.
That's.... Weirdly specific
Guys, you guys are thinking to small. He dodged the Death Star
Logan R nah bro, he Dodged both Death Stars, and Starkiller Base.
I had a watermelon trown on my head by accident and let me tell ya it hurts like hell
@A Cat, I’ll do you one better he dodged a halo ring
OHMYGODTHECATSTORY. My ex was also jealous of my cat bc I'm not particularly touchy but cat could sit on my lap and get all them pets she wanted. AND. HE. WAS. ACTUALLY. JEALOUS.
"pets before pests" 😂
To the sexist guy claiming engineering is only for guys: I’m about a year to a year and half from graduating with my BS of Mechanical Engineering. I’ll keep your comment in mind when I walk across the stage. 💜
Kat W. Congrats
So you're fat then?
Fuck yeah, engineers unite!
@@bobdole8830 Does her fat what?
Congratulations. Hope you have a wonderful life doing what you do. Also, please be careful of "nice guys ".
These are a constant reminder that I'm way better off alone.
Legit!
or better off with a cat or dog or maybe a fish
I want to become a crazy cat lady at the age of 30
"It's like your mouth is falling down stairs." Epic!
Imagine a nice guy/ nice girl being like: They're cheating on me with their spouse
When you try to introduce your girlfriend to your family, but then your wife starts freaking out
xD
"The gym isn't to pick up girls, it's to pick up weight." - Rslash. Me: wat
r/woooooosh
I have wap - wasted academic potential 🖕👁️👄👁️
Gyms are for waights not dates ha ha
"and she broke into his house naked after DOG!" lmao
2:29 miss girl wants him to pay attention to her cat 🥸
“it’s like your mouth is falling down the stairs” belongs on r/rareinsults
lmao
If someone got between me and my cat, that would be an instant end to the relationship. She is my fur baby, and I love her!
You sound like you don't want a relationship at all.
@@ShadowtheRUclipsr523 I want a relationship with someone who won't try and take away my cat. Honestly I don't think that's too much to ask for!
Well would you focus all your attention on your cat instead of your... Date?
@@ShadowtheRUclipsr523 of course not! I love her of course, but she's not a human, and she likes to be left alone. Also, I'm hoping whoever I date will love my cat too.
@@popsiclecat4562 ok. Make sure to tell the person about your cat.
This video totally creeps me out, I was 15 and I remember I acted like a total creep back then, it was horrendous. I've worked on myself for past 5 years but whenever I think of it, I cringe so bad like literally get uncomfortable from my core. Can't watch the whole video with all the pain of asshead I was, but a good video to be reminded of how I was and you grow in life.
"Everyone knows how magnets work."
Everyone but this nice guy and Juggalos.
What it is a juggalo ... it is what it is but the fuck if I know
f*cking magnets, how do they work?
But magnets do attract what's similar... Magnets don't attract opposites, they attract polar opposites. Polar opposites are very similar.
“Lady the gym isn’t a place to pickup girls its a place to pickup weights ”
She probably is a weight tho.
This made fall out of my chair
D E A D L I F T
A huge ass weight to the shoulders
Lol when he said “no lefty’s” I thought he meant left handed people and I was like “dang what have left handed people done to him” now I realize I’m dumb lol
You're not alone. That was my first thought too.
Tbh i still dont get it
@@LeGiraffeTacoo They meant left-wing / liberal politics.
Monique Ruby it meant people with liberal views who are “to the left” rather than more conservative “to the right”
@@emmote77 Is liberal really left leaning? I always thought left wing politics are socialism or anarchism and their friends
At12:20, "women cannot be trusted with important tasks". Like carrying a child for NINE MONTHS and giving birth? Oh, YEAH, no wonder he's so messed up.
6:21 Never trust anyone who uses that orientation of a smiley emoticon.
Dear lord, that guy with the engineering degree thing was so creepy and insensitive. That was incredibly uncomfortable to listen to, as well as the following one.
I did some secretary work during my college days, and so many men had the idea that all females were like me. But fortunately, some weren't neanderthals, and encouraged women to be in more senior posts.
Considering that he said, “I just wanna see you blow up,” he was probably a troll.
"Magnets only attract metals, meaning things that are similar in nature"
And a thousand scientists screamed in pain.
OPPOSITES ATTRACT!
Liquid oxygen is paramagnetic meaning that it's attracted to a magnet.
f***in magnets how do they work
Maui Randall while the most metals are not magnetic, funny world. He clearly never had chemistry
@@floydlechner2445 yea he is no big brain
From personal experience, nice guys are scarier. From this, they're equally scary.
Fun story, when I came out as bisexual in middle school, a "nice guy" told me I needed to see a therapist. He made it clear that by that, he meant "the rapist", implying I needed to be assaulted to turn straight.
The guy who said women don't kill men has never seen an episode of Snapped.
Or Deadly Women for that matter.
this quote threw me back a coupla years when id go on sunday binges of snapped with my mom. usually with sub sandwiches involved
“And that’s when she snapped!”
Or female serial killers
Or heard of Lizzie Borden
rSlash: who do you think is creepier
me: yes
PEOPLE. People is the answer🤣
Nice girl: Hey ;) ~*sends pic*~
Random guy: I have a girlfriend sorry
Nice girl: so you have chosen....DEATH
The magnets only attract metals thing made sense, it was just a little forced
What does a cat have to do with a debate with Atheist and Christians?
The cat thinks it's a god, and the Christians don't believe it. The atheists ordained a cat pope. It's a real mess.
@@wareforcoin5780 Ahh
Chibi Prussia I’m not sure, it’s not awesome, btw nice Hetalia Gilbert pfp
The cat is above god himself
Is Cat God? Is Cat devil? Or is Cat just asshole? That is the question.......s.
holy shit I've never seen a girl pull the "we are friends so you owe me a relationship/sex" (friendzoning) thing on a guy before
"Women can't be trusted with important tasks." Seems like this guy hasn't heard about pregnancy.
I have near infinite respect for anyone who goes through pregnancy and birth and even more for ppl who have a misscarrarige or a still birth
Oh my, when the puppy argues back, so cute :)
To that girl that send her bf a screenshot of it saying "Active now".
Damn, that really resembles my friend. My 'karen' friend.
Red flags galore
You sure it wasn't her right.🤣🤣
JK don't worry. Lol.
Why are you friends with a Karen?
that’s me when my bf doesn’t answer me asking for fast food on his way home from work and he isn’t seeing it tbh 😂 i NEED that food boy
@@limiv5272 well, we've been friends since we were high school. She's ok back then. But when she got in college? Oh boy. A lot of things changed. There's a little bit of a signs but I've ignored it. Then right now, I can say she's a subtle karen on her way to ultimate karen.
The girl getting jealous of a cat. My boyfriend has two cats and I would be happy if he paid attention to them. It shows me he’s an animal lover
If I date anyone I would want them to love animals
Allison the fox me too. And he is
Choose between some woman I’ve known a couple of months and my faithful cat.... gee, let me think....
I mean it really doesn’t mater how long I’ve known them, I’m still not getting rid of my pet. If they suddenly developed an allergy that’s a different story, but I’d still have them try different solutions before I find the pet a new home.
I love that there's puppy bloopers at the end cuz it warms my heart afterwards after watching people being put in these terrible situations
“Woman are the lesser gender”?
Do we need to go trough this?
Some one wanna count the mistakes in this one paragraph?
You know what everyone else thinks, if it comes from a nice guy, it isn't valid.
This type of dudes makes woman go lesbian...
Yeah if he talks about women being lesser he is probably a Molesser
I’ll go home.
Trough?
One.
I thought I was straight. Know what. I am lesbian now.
9:03 if “nice" girl really was trying to be OP's friend, she would have told him he wasn't that good, but still encouraged him to work harder
"Wouldn't mind buying you at the slave trade ;)"
*WELP*
"NO kids, im not looking to carry on SOME OTHER GUYS SAVE FILE"
This broke me.
Literally every girl I've ever known " I can't stand it when guys hit on me at the gym ".
Dude honestly. I have to tell my guy friends to NOT hit on girls at lectures. We 👏🏼don’t 👏🏼go 👏🏼to 👏🏼class 👏🏼to 👏🏼meet 👏🏼boys
Ikr like theres a time and a place
Absolutely this.
@Alliyah Saotome to be fair, if the guy of your dreams came up to you and asked you out at the gym, what would you say
Disclaimer: I am missing the technical terms to properly explain my point as I am german and my english only goes so far. Having said that, cheers!
The dude with the magnets technically isn't wrong as ferromagnetic metals such as iron will adjust their magnetic structure to oppose that of the magnets, which in return attracts the metal to the magnet.
Soooo saying magnets only attract things of the same nature, meaning metals, is technically true but does NOT convey his point whatsoever as only a handful of metals have this trait.
Fun fact, there is an phenomenon where the metal will actually mirror the magnet, thusly repelling the magnet. That phenomenon is called diamagnetism.
“I’m from Florida US” of course he is
Ah Florida the land where teens rko crocodiles
lord as a Floridian this offends me.
We RKO alligators
@@terra_the_nightingale135and we are split into 2 communities. Either crazy or pshycopathic
We don't claim him 🤣
The rest of the United States: Why can't you be normal.
Florida: Lets ride alligators and order 5 big macs at mcdonalds then throw them through the window.
The whole 'Magnets attract opposites' thing made me try and think of a 'That's like saying' thing, and for some reason I thought "That's like saying marshmallows melt in the cold" and I don't know how to respond to myself.
I have no idea why I commented this, but like-
I miss the "passionate hugging" phrase. Please bring that back.
I would passionate hug yoda
I’m a atheist
@@Rango1607 OK...
@@Whateverhandle Your lucky day, this is.
Very lonely am I