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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2020
  • r/Choosingbeggars Does anybody know of any free houses that I could have? I know that everyone needs a place to live but, frankly, I'm more important than you and I deserve a free house. Oh, and I only want a NEW house! Not some old, run-down house. What do I look like, a poor person? Ha! As if! If you like this video, subscribe to my channel for more daily Reddit content!
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Комментарии • 1,6 тыс.

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  3 года назад +685

    What subreddit do you want to see me cover?

    • @lowpolygems6997
      @lowpolygems6997 3 года назад +65

      Oldpeople Facebook it was your BEST video before!!

    • @aceospades6570
      @aceospades6570 3 года назад +51

      I wanna see more TIFU!

    • @donflame_
      @donflame_ 3 года назад +19

      Yo we need to see your wifiu

    • @gamingwithalex_
      @gamingwithalex_ 3 года назад +27

      cover mostly choosing beggars and entitled parents

    • @mewduluis470
      @mewduluis470 3 года назад +64

      Nuclear revange

  • @TrixyBlox
    @TrixyBlox 3 года назад +1912

    Thanks man, appreciate the support and great video 👊

    • @casywalter7816
      @casywalter7816 3 года назад +31

      It’s my boi

    • @carmenbarrera80
      @carmenbarrera80 3 года назад +64

      He asked for support just to try to put all those choosing beggars in place and show creators and business that they are not alone and show those cheap entitle crappy people that their opinion don't matter.

    • @casywalter7816
      @casywalter7816 3 года назад +7

      @@carmenbarrera80 ok did he say that in a video or a tweet, or something else?

    • @carmenbarrera80
      @carmenbarrera80 3 года назад +9

      @@casywalter7816
      He doesn't need to say it, just really pay attention to his comment, if you don't get it's ok.👍

    • @protocolracing3177
      @protocolracing3177 3 года назад +13

      Deffinately a good eye for detail on this guy here.

  • @blent3178
    @blent3178 3 года назад +813

    “is it bad that i’m more worried about the 6 dogs being homeless than the human?”
    no. not at all

    • @somerandomdude8887
      @somerandomdude8887 3 года назад +6

      I feel the same way

    • @trainercim6973
      @trainercim6973 3 года назад +14

      I love animals better than humans so no I don't care about the person being homeless but the dogs need to find a place

    • @jasperj.d.g.4147
      @jasperj.d.g.4147 3 года назад +18

      The dogs have no choice and did nothing wrong.

    • @SailorMya
      @SailorMya 3 года назад +6

      I hope they get taken away from him because if he cannot afford a place to live he cannot afford to take care of them! I hope the doges are okay!!!

    • @brixonixx
      @brixonixx 3 года назад +6

      Are the dogs even real?

  • @mewduluis470
    @mewduluis470 3 года назад +742

    Nobody:
    Choosing beggers: I want my painting for free because I'm a single mom and my child has 6 disabilities and broke his foot

    • @TheRuneTail
      @TheRuneTail 3 года назад +11

      If his foot’s broken wouldn’t that make it 7 disabilities?

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 3 года назад +12

      @@TheRuneTail Nah, it's the one thing they could've get disability allowance for, so it doesn't count to them.
      "I DON'T CARE IF YOUR ARM IS BROKEN! The government isn't giving me money for it, so stop whining and hold my shopping! Urgh, millennials are so lazy...."

    • @Luna-iq2op
      @Luna-iq2op 3 года назад +2

      Some of the time they lie and say that have a kid when that don’t. Or that lie about their kid having disabilities when.... the kid has none.

    • @zombum306
      @zombum306 3 года назад +3

      You also forgot the 2,000 instagram followers
      But yeah this is accurate

    • @thedailycsstudent388
      @thedailycsstudent388 3 года назад +7

      Also, I have Stage 4 CHF, Breast Cancer, Plague, and COVID, I'm homeless and abused by 10 guys down the street. And I have 200 followers on Orkut, so if you want to get tons of REAL exposure please do a professional painting worth more than 250$ for me (free of charge).

  • @DopeioThePhoneBoi
    @DopeioThePhoneBoi 3 года назад +419

    "I don't want a small cheap stone!"
    Spinel: *sad rubberhose noises*

    • @illianide
      @illianide 3 года назад +1

      LOL

    • @myaergas9258
      @myaergas9258 3 года назад +10

      its like spinel is such a pretty stone too!

    • @darjabednarik6534
      @darjabednarik6534 3 года назад +7

      spinels are underrated. Just like mystic topaz. I have that on my original engagement ring and i love it.

    • @myaergas9258
      @myaergas9258 3 года назад +3

      @@darjabednarik6534 That's awesome. I bet your ring is beautiful

    • @darjabednarik6534
      @darjabednarik6534 3 года назад +3

      @@myaergas9258 it is. It’s a simple silver band with a mystic topaz on it. Sadly, it’s way too big and couldn’t be altered as heat would damage the topaz so i had to get a replacement. The replacement is silver with zirconia. Also pretty and it was cheap 🤷🏻‍♀️ just how i like my jewelry. I’d be nervous wearing an expensive ring tbh 😂

  • @littletwigg1324
    @littletwigg1324 3 года назад +177

    Bruh... if you have 6 dogs and are that broke, you probably can't afford to properly care for those dogs... poor puppies...

    • @starbird3939
      @starbird3939 3 года назад +1

      I betcha this that he got kicked out of his apartment for having all these dogs and that they aren’t trained

    • @ukmedicfrcs
      @ukmedicfrcs 3 года назад +1

      Lots of people lose their homes due to no fault of their own, doesn't mean they can't take care of their pets. Paying for a home is much different than buying dog food.

  • @lapislazarus8899
    @lapislazarus8899 3 года назад +261

    Ugh, don't tell me this is the new choosing beggars sob story. Instead of, "I'm a single mom" or "My (relative) has cancer." Introducing: "I'm a COVID-19 survivor." SMH

    • @Stripedbottom
      @Stripedbottom 3 года назад +8

      Yeah, then it will be "I might have Covid-19" and then "I'm at risk of getting Covid-19"

    • @JackThePerson27
      @JackThePerson27 3 года назад +3

      @@Stripedbottom and then “I have COVID-19 so I DESERVE to have this to be happy until I die”

    • @dinokirbo3956
      @dinokirbo3956 3 года назад +3

      @@JackThePerson27 if they die, choosing beggar’s relatives will say “we just lost choosing beggar, give us compassion”

    • @JackThePerson27
      @JackThePerson27 3 года назад +2

      @@dinokirbo3956 GOD DAMNIT

    • @Kristanni20X6
      @Kristanni20X6 3 года назад +1

      I would say "I don't give a fuck if you were a survivor of Ebola. You pay like everyone else"

  • @combrade-t
    @combrade-t 3 года назад +388

    "Personally I'm really glad Onlyfans is becoming a thing" - Rslash out of context.

    • @Efsaaneh
      @Efsaaneh 3 года назад +21

      There is nothing better than laughing at horny losers

    • @RedGreenYellowBlue
      @RedGreenYellowBlue 3 года назад +2

      @extreme odst There definitely is. Did you hear how he was talking to that girl?? Disgusting

    • @titismith4955
      @titismith4955 3 года назад +1

      @@RedGreenYellowBlue You really missed the sarcasm in this

    • @RedGreenYellowBlue
      @RedGreenYellowBlue 3 года назад +1

      @@titismith4955 Well my bad if I can't hear the sarcasm through the screen

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 года назад

      @@Efsaaneh loser isn’t strong enough.

  • @christopherrhodes3228
    @christopherrhodes3228 3 года назад +1160

    Is it weird that I wanna make an onlyfans, but make nothing sexual, just sandwiches?

  • @morgandouglas6014
    @morgandouglas6014 3 года назад +157

    I think the OP who got blocked after the choosing beggar refused to pay needs to start threatening legal action like small claims court. If not that, at the very least he should show the messages to all the other teachers in the area and warn them not to work with him.

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 3 года назад +15

      Agreed. It's gotta be a violation of services as a price was agreed and services rendered, but no cash exchanged hands. Blacklisting them across the entire town would be a bit more nuclear, but it'd certainly get the message across.

    • @iris5678
      @iris5678 3 года назад +7

      Yup. OP's last message should have been "See you in court."

    • @randomyoutuber0524
      @randomyoutuber0524 3 года назад +2

      The one with the lessons? Agreed. Legally the instructor providing the lessons can call the cops as this is considered theft of services.

  • @FreyaofCerberus
    @FreyaofCerberus 3 года назад +142

    Horse tack can easily run into the thousands for a single set, especially for the saddle. So for 5 you easily add another $10,000 to that insane person/ potenial horse thief.

    • @LaneBee
      @LaneBee 3 года назад +8

      @@aduckofsomesort I am surprised they wanted the tack rather than trying to ride across the wilderness bareback like pocahontas

    • @FireyGalnLynx
      @FireyGalnLynx 3 года назад +7

      Right. Mom and I spent $2500+ each on our saddles. Her custom saddle for a shire was well over $5000. Plus trailers that can haul 5 horses generally have their own tack storages and usually go $25k+ for second hand.

    • @dakotabrown2418
      @dakotabrown2418 3 года назад +7

      I literally screamed when the narrator estimated $1k for tack and feed for 5 horses. 😳😳😳

    • @thajarin
      @thajarin 2 года назад

      True.

  • @BurningmonkeyGTR
    @BurningmonkeyGTR 3 года назад +24

    I'm autistic and suffer from severe meltdowns, I can slow them and even mostly recover within a couple of hours by listening to the right music, and I wouldn't beg for Spotify premium, I buy CDs to help support the creators which is probably considerably more expensive
    Edit to say I only have these once a year or so, a lot less than I used to since working on myself

    • @morganirvine2327
      @morganirvine2327 3 года назад

      Im also Autistic noise canceling head phones and figit toys/stress balls are invaluable to me.

  • @_awnerd_7504
    @_awnerd_7504 3 года назад +59

    “Do it yourself Mentality” and she’s asking for a slave lmao

  • @TheRuneTail
    @TheRuneTail 3 года назад +107

    “I made this and only ask for a few dollars in return.” *gets negative comments* “Guess I’ll make it free....VnV.”
    Why? They gave negative comments to get it for free.

    • @TheRuneTail
      @TheRuneTail 3 года назад +20

      @Redux Studio Skyfall exactly but he caved into their outrageous demands and now they’ll do it again and again. It’s sad. I looked at his vids and the worlds look amazing

    • @azreyeldj1724
      @azreyeldj1724 3 года назад +9

      Isn't that what patreon is already? Paying money to creators and getting perks for it?

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 3 года назад +11

      My first reaction would be publicly slam them. "I made a map, using my time and my money, to give you it for 2 bucks so you can support my channel. How about YOU make a map this big, then post it online for free?"

    • @timderoche7838
      @timderoche7838 3 года назад +4

      Such a beautiful map, I loved watching him build it and explain why he built certain things. Never found the map download, people were mad because the wording he used implied that if there was x amount of likes he would release his map for free, so everyone could enjoy it, but there were definitely people who took that way too far

    • @thrdeye7304
      @thrdeye7304 3 года назад +2

      I'm not familiar with the Minecraft community. Is selling maps a commonly accepted practice? Just want to make sure this isn't a "paid Skyrim mods" type situation. I would definitely understand if this turned out to be a community pushing back against someone trying to monetize something that has traditionally been shared free of charge within that community.

  • @theprinnyranger
    @theprinnyranger 3 года назад +46

    speaking of ruining children's christmas.... in less than 70 days this concept will be all over reddit Choosingbeggars

    • @AiolosTTV
      @AiolosTTV 3 года назад +3

      I sure would love to ruin someone’s Christmas especially if it’s a choosing beggar or entitled parent tbh

    • @didyasaysomethin2me
      @didyasaysomethin2me 3 года назад

      The Karens and CBs this Christmas will be the governing bodies threatening to incarcerate anybody who dares to go over the river and through the woods to grandmother's house. This year they will insist on people singing "I'm dreaming of a zoom Christmas." Oh, and even Santa's reindeer will be locked down for good measure. We can't have St. Nick out there delivering COVID along with kids' presents. It's just not safe.🙄

  • @lord_calci
    @lord_calci 3 года назад +98

    You're not a bad person for being more worried about 6 dogs than 1 human. Most dogs aren't jerks, unlike the person who was demanding a house.

    • @claudia_chen
      @claudia_chen 3 года назад +5

      True. And if a dog is a jerk, it’s likely that the owner is an even bigger jerk.

  • @emberfriel334
    @emberfriel334 3 года назад +101

    I feel as if there should be an r/yourruiningmykidschristmas

  • @Xenomorph1995
    @Xenomorph1995 3 года назад +34

    My mental health is absolutely poor, not going to lie...listening to redit post about Karen’s being shut down really dose help:)

    • @stylishmusic4012
      @stylishmusic4012 3 года назад

      Same man..keeps me going until my first meeting with a therapist. Keep going :)

    • @Xenomorph1995
      @Xenomorph1995 3 года назад +1

      Stylish Music all good till the, I don’t work here ones, come along and give you anxiety attacks about going shopping lol.

    • @Xenomorph1995
      @Xenomorph1995 3 года назад

      JayLeeBeanz i average about 14 to 15 hours of sleep a day...rest is no issue..I’m always tired tho, so at the same time rest is pointless

  • @KTSpeedruns
    @KTSpeedruns 3 года назад +83

    “Please do stuff for free so our followers who probably don’t live anywhere close enough to hire you can know you’re a good handyman.” Seriously, nobody cares how many followers you have. Pay the people you hire.

  • @emilielaik1695
    @emilielaik1695 3 года назад +54

    Rslash: “Tack and Food $1000”
    Me: *snorts loudly*

    • @P-30fromOpiclicorooms
      @P-30fromOpiclicorooms 3 года назад +6

      I was like what? How do i get tack for only $1000 for 5 horses? hahaha

    • @hitmonkey2984
      @hitmonkey2984 3 года назад +3

      For one of the horses maybe.

    • @nevercommitsuicide
      @nevercommitsuicide 3 года назад

      hi, may i ask how much a horse costs in a year (food, insurance, stable etc)?

    • @hitmonkey2984
      @hitmonkey2984 3 года назад +2

      @@nevercommitsuicide we have 2 horses, and just for winter we're spending about 500 on hay.
      And they're easy keepers.
      You may want to do some math on your own for horses that require more... Specialized... Diets.
      Stables vary greatly from region to region, so my ' we had a dirt pasture and stables for $150/month(plus the cost of hay)' means little

    • @emilielaik1695
      @emilielaik1695 3 года назад +4

      @@nevercommitsuicide I pay $600 for board per month which includes hay but not ‘specialized’ feed which is about $100/month. A full set of tack lasts at least a few years but would cost at least $1000 for one horse. Plus the cost of lessons is usually $45 to $80 per hour depending on the place. If you compete there’s also entrance fees, boarding fees, etc at shows. So imagine at least $10,000/year at the more basic level, and the more high-end you get the more it goes up

  • @xxdelayedscarxx2304
    @xxdelayedscarxx2304 3 года назад +52

    Handyman: So my services cost around about, 50 Bucks an hour.
    ChoosingBeggar: *Can I pay that in followers?*

    • @_blanc_6142
      @_blanc_6142 3 года назад

      Why does this sound like the beginning of a cheap porn video

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 3 года назад +2

      I'd accept the job and tell them they can't trust me and I'll fix everything up fine and dandy... Then steal as many of the components as I can. Copper, lead, fuses, pipes, everything!
      It's a FREE handyman, what did you expect? Service? :P

  • @RandomPerson-gf6gd
    @RandomPerson-gf6gd 3 года назад +30

    Gemstone seller: let me get this straight. You want me to trade a 30,000 gem for a quick story and post on ur 300 follower account?
    CB: yes but I’m poor and a COVID survivor
    Gemstone Seller: if you are poor why are you looking at a 30,000 dollar gem? And how does you being sick make me give you a 30,000 gem for a story?

    • @lord_calci
      @lord_calci 3 года назад

      Very accurate

    • @RandomPerson-gf6gd
      @RandomPerson-gf6gd 3 года назад

      @@lord_calci just making sure

    • @lord_calci
      @lord_calci 3 года назад +1

      @Shoto Todoroki How did you reply so fast? Are you Sonic?!

    • @RandomPerson-gf6gd
      @RandomPerson-gf6gd 3 года назад

      @@lord_calci nope, just bored surfing the internet waiting for my friends to wake up

    • @lord_calci
      @lord_calci 3 года назад

      @Shoto Todoroki *confused screaming*

  • @Jedi_Spartan
    @Jedi_Spartan 3 года назад +7

    2:23 very true. Why are none of those ads skippable... at least you don't need to sit through external ones while listening to podcasts.

    • @Jedi_Spartan
      @Jedi_Spartan 3 года назад +1

      @JayLeeBeanz yeah, also I would appreciate if the "30 minutes uninterrupted listening" thing could learn 2 things.
      1) To actually tell me 100% of the time when it's avaliable
      2) Learn that NO MEANS NO!

  • @wandrinyew
    @wandrinyew 3 года назад +22

    "You don't need to be a dick on purpose."
    Truer words were never spoken.

  • @aaro8008
    @aaro8008 3 года назад +34

    Worrying more abaut dogs than choosing beggar is normal.

    • @Stripedbottom
      @Stripedbottom 3 года назад

      Completely. Dogs are beggars by nature, though not usually very choosing. But it's how nature intended, it's how they are, they can't do anything about it. Now, a human choosing beggar, on the other hand...

  • @shimmafreestyleh6435
    @shimmafreestyleh6435 3 года назад +9

    No one who owns and loves their horses would ever loan them to a person like that... good god.
    I would NEVER let someone around my horses without me there.

    • @keepdancingmaria
      @keepdancingmaria Год назад

      And the would-be borrower didn't even offer any exposure, either!

  • @tobiasschumacher8602
    @tobiasschumacher8602 3 года назад +2

    When I was a kid: "What's the magic word?" - "Please."
    Today: "What's the magic word?" - "I'm a single mooooom!"

  • @TetraSky
    @TetraSky 3 года назад +35

    losing their house.. with 6 dogs.
    I'm guessing they destroyed the house with poop and piss everywhere.

    • @condorboss3339
      @condorboss3339 3 года назад +1

      I thought that too.

    • @pauldavis9387
      @pauldavis9387 3 года назад

      I have seen that happen before. The house was a nearly complete lose.

    • @ukmedicfrcs
      @ukmedicfrcs 3 года назад

      Why would you assume that? I run a rescue and we have anywhere from 10 to 30 dogs at any given time. Our home is clean and gorgeous. Our land is spotless and well kept. Not sure why you would assume such a thing.

    • @lunariley526
      @lunariley526 2 года назад +2

      @@ukmedicfrcs Probably because you can make a really good guess that the choosing beggar is irresponsible and lazy, resulting in a combination of not taking his dogs out and not cleaning up their messes. Unlike you who we can assume is responsible, loving and actually having the motivation to put the time, effort and care into the lovable pooches.

  • @Rishimolestskids
    @Rishimolestskids 3 года назад +8

    Tack is actually rlly rlly expensive, I own 2 horses and I can say that it’s definitely more then $1000 xD

  • @xxOnigiri99
    @xxOnigiri99 3 года назад +27

    The youtuber one is sad because that youtuber probably will never build anything else for their fans because of the amount of hate received just for asking a few dollars for the map (that probably would leak anyway)

    • @bananasareblue5619
      @bananasareblue5619 3 года назад +2

      Well i watch him actually and its his career
      He wanted to give it for free but uis patreon got mad so he sold it for the cheapest price possible which was 5 dollars
      I aaw builds that cost 500 dollars that are not even half as good as his

    • @JackThePerson27
      @JackThePerson27 3 года назад +2

      @@bananasareblue5619 My god, some people are disappointing.

  • @rylashadow18
    @rylashadow18 3 года назад +11

    "Looking for someone to do it yourself for free" Than do it yourself. It's free.

  • @commander_starz8188
    @commander_starz8188 3 года назад +22

    It kind of scares me how his voice can sound exactly like a Karen's it's terrifying

    • @129140163
      @129140163 3 года назад

      Yeah, he does that voice just a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle bit TOO well.

  • @variladdykrabbypatty
    @variladdykrabbypatty 3 года назад +23

    That female Karen voice is just so... Good? Bad?
    All I can say is that if I ever heard that voice from any woman, I'll know exactly what type of person they are.

  • @racheltorres668
    @racheltorres668 3 года назад +5

    "HIII Omg I love your work! So, I'm an up and coming-"
    Aight, Ima head out

  • @lemonroaster2475
    @lemonroaster2475 3 года назад +2

    10:25 dude that was hilarious! Love it when people use memes as comebacks! Keep up the good content selections rslash!

  • @MeedeoTime
    @MeedeoTime 3 года назад +2

    "Unneccesary Rant..."
    Oh wow, you're right. That rant WAS UNNECCESARY!

  • @pinkbluebronco4323
    @pinkbluebronco4323 3 года назад +26

    R/choosingbeggers is like a written out version of TLC cheapskates

  • @pop8004
    @pop8004 3 года назад +18

    Hey, I was watching till I got to the horse part of the choosing beggars I noticed you said that the average horse cost 5k,I’m not trying to be rude but I’m just putting my input because I live on horse and have been for 23 years. You were correct that a horse costs 5k but that’s for horse who look ugly/are slow and if you want to own a fast and very cute horse it’s around 15k for more cuteness/faster and if you want a elegant horse that’s gonna set you back at least 100k.

    • @Lestaticate
      @Lestaticate 3 года назад +4

      Not rude at all! That’s actually pretty interesting as I never thought of putting a horse’s appearance into account. o.o ‘ I guess it makes sense!

    • @thetruegamer194
      @thetruegamer194 3 года назад +1

      Are they really basing price off of look? They are all the same and I neeeeeeeeeeeed a majestic horse but can’t afford it.

    • @astrid6496
      @astrid6496 3 года назад +4

      Ummmm...maybe it depends on where you live?
      I thought $5000 for a trail horse was crazy high. I've owned horses for 30+ years and never paid more than $1200 CAD for any of them, heck I've bought horses at auction for $200. Some were "pretty", some were not. We're just talking about your average, every day horse. What mattered most was personality, and attitude. If you're looking for a trail horse you just want it to be sound, and friendly.
      Now if you want to get into showing them, competing, racing, etc. it's obviously a completely different story. I'm well aware of the cost of a well bred horse, I'm just saying that not ALL horses are so expensive. Around here it's honestly more expensive to feed a horse, than it is to buy one.
      Also, when you say "pretty", I assume you're referring to their confirmation? What about bloodlines and training? They definitely effect the price of a horse!

    • @kathryn942
      @kathryn942 3 года назад

      @JayLeeBeanz in certain areas yeah, in ky if the horse isn't regal looking it wont fetch as much due to Keeneland.

  • @La_sagne
    @La_sagne 3 года назад +1

    the 3 worst things while passionately hugging: 3. spotify ads 2. her boyfriend calling her 1. you not knowing she had a boyfriend

  • @juicymango8400
    @juicymango8400 3 года назад +5

    Person: *touches karen with 0.000000000001 millimeters of their finger*
    Karen:
    HE ASSAULTED MEEEEEEEEE

  • @MrandMrsIII
    @MrandMrsIII 3 года назад +4

    Re: horse one
    As a horse person, you are dead on. Also, it's like "I would like to borrow your car for a drag race. I'll fill the gas tank up (at your expense) for you. Dont worry, I wont wreck it!

  • @Runner656
    @Runner656 3 года назад +5

    Hostels in Thailand and on islands like Koh Rong offer room and board for light work, but not for that insane amount of work, and they get paid something!!

  • @brd961
    @brd961 3 года назад +25

    Anybody else just realize that "I'm a covid-19 survivor" is actually going to become a thing to try and guilt trip people.

    • @bleachfanbk
      @bleachfanbk 3 года назад +1

      Yep, it's the new I'm poor excuse

    • @meowsterperson4483
      @meowsterperson4483 3 года назад +1

      Hi there im a covid survivor gimme ur entire house
      Ps this was being sarcastic n i was never a covid survivor but i do hope for the best for those who have contracted it and also survived it n also their families this is a joke n not meant to be offensive

    • @keepdancingmaria
      @keepdancingmaria Год назад

      I have my answer all ready to go...
      Beggar: I'm a Covid 19 survivor, so give it to me cheap/free.
      Me: I'm a Covid 19 survivor too, so give me extra money for it.

    • @keepdancingmaria
      @keepdancingmaria Год назад +1

      @@meowsterperson4483 Speaking as a survivor of the original strain, I did not find your funny comment offensive at all. I laughed.

  • @bi-product
    @bi-product 3 года назад +6

    On the weekdays, It’s always fun coming home from college listening to an rslash video.

  • @Handstyles
    @Handstyles 3 года назад +5

    Who are these people and who raised them to think they can get huge amounts of money, work-time or valuables for free?
    There must be a common denominator causing this kind of behavior.

  • @LoookBehindYoou
    @LoookBehindYoou 3 года назад +6

    Yeah Give the dogs a home, Forget her. I have a feeling that the dogs would appreciate it more :)

  • @lowpolygems6997
    @lowpolygems6997 3 года назад +2

    I was going through all my old attempts at making video games that didn’t go far as I’m making a video game now, YOU’RE in an old project I started and never finished as in as a playable character. Making playable characters alone took me days!! Just a random thing I doubt anyone else can honestly tell you. Love your content!!

  • @lockwoan01
    @lockwoan01 3 года назад +1

    As someone who rides horses, and has dairy farming in their family, I know that livestock in general is expensive.
    For Miss "I want Free Horses for my 3-day Trip" I'd want collateral as insurance - like "I'll let you use my horses and trailer, but you must leave your $40,000 car with me for the duration of the trip." and make sure to get the agreement in writing, and that they are responsible for any medical bills and such. Keeps them from just riding off into the sunset.

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee 3 года назад +5

    Maybe if CB didn't have so much in her hostel she could have afford to pay employees

  • @hualni
    @hualni 3 года назад +3

    These stories are the reason why many parks have signs up that read "Please do not feed the animals". They become dependant and entitled to other people's things.

  • @badbiker666
    @badbiker666 3 года назад +1

    The CB at 5:15 looking for $40,000+ in horse equipment. You estimated that food and tack would be $1000. Actually, a quality saddle can cost that much, each, and CB was looking for 5 of them. So that was an even much bigger CB than you thought. Mind blowing, isn't it?

  • @CharlieStClown
    @CharlieStClown 3 года назад +1

    As a horde owner I can tell you that to move 5 horses you would either need three 2 horse floats, 2, three horse floats or a goosneck (holds 6-8). A standard 2 horse float goes for about 10grand new and a gooseneck goes for excess on 30K. Plus you would need up to 3 suitable cars for towing so 4x4s. Transpoting alone would be close to 100k. Modest Tack for a single horse including saddle, bridle, boots, rugs, saddle pad, float boots etc would be around 2500 (so that is times 5). Horses also require at least 2 hard feeds and access to fodder 24/7 so this feed bill could be around 1500-2000 depending on food quality. Long story short horses are more expensive and risky to loan out than a car 😂

  • @mrtotaldrama13
    @mrtotaldrama13 3 года назад +17

    No one:
    Not even a soul:
    rSlash: insert funny/weird phrase here

    • @ARedMotorcycle
      @ARedMotorcycle 3 года назад +1

      And just when I thought this stupid meme died a stupid kid posts it because he lacks any wit or intellect.

  • @highgrounduser9314
    @highgrounduser9314 3 года назад +23

    Hello there

  • @ingridb.desousasilva8772
    @ingridb.desousasilva8772 3 года назад +2

    7:26 If this person is poor and had just gotten healed from covid 19,why are they worried about sapphires?

  • @GammaDeKuiper
    @GammaDeKuiper 3 года назад +2

    You're so proud of your subs and I love seeing how you reference them every so often. This is genuine I swear-

  • @zqxvrm
    @zqxvrm 3 года назад +3

    Damn I didn’t know some choosing beggars can be simps
    1:11 is where da simp is

  • @spongeviper9796
    @spongeviper9796 3 года назад +4

    Bro I watched almost all the episodes of the underground kingdom it’s sad to see there is so much negativity about it because dang that is A LOT of work.

  • @JKrowlingrockx
    @JKrowlingrockx 3 года назад +1

    CB: “Would you like to make a trade?”
    Me: “Yes. My item for your money. That’s called a trade, yea? My favorite kind of trade.”
    How I feel about all Choosing Beggar posts 😅

  • @___Tammy___
    @___Tammy___ 3 года назад +1

    good on you for shouting out the guy who made the Minecraft map at the end
    small creators need support

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson 3 года назад +4

    No, Spotify is way better with its ads. Just watch the ad that gives you half an hour free. Sometimes, it's under 10 seconds of ads for 30 minutes of music.
    RUclips doesn't offer a "watch this particular ad in order to avoid ads" option.

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 3 года назад

      @JayLeeBeanz
      Because you don't go out of your way to watch every ad that gives you 30 minutes

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 3 года назад

      @JayLeeBeanz
      Well, does adblock work for RUclips on your phone? Do you only use these things on a computer?

  • @irenerandazzo4206
    @irenerandazzo4206 3 года назад +6

    The last one got me crying. The poor girl was doing something to make a few bucks and her subscribers bashed her and bullied her so much she gave in and put the map up for free. She shouldn't have. What she should have done is just taking the map out of her patreon and tell them all to screw off. I am going to subscribe to her channel even though I not a gamer or a gaming fan, as soon as I see someone bullying her I am going to report them to youtube and hate on them until they unsubscribe. I will be the worst Karen they ever encountered. I will DEMAND youtube remove their comments and that they be banned if they continue. No bullying under my watch.
    Edit:I actually subbed and found out he is a dude 🤣🤣

  • @olerisager1976
    @olerisager1976 3 года назад +2

    I guess you could say, if they are on your mind all the time, they’re living...
    Rent-free in your thoughts! Ahahaha!

  • @Rylosalex
    @Rylosalex 2 года назад

    "I knew a plumber that worked for the exposure. At least I presume why he had his butt crack on display the whole time."
    Love that line LOL

  • @spongeviper9796
    @spongeviper9796 3 года назад +3

    I’m with u rslash I’m more worried about the dogs than that choosingbegger

  • @badger_venture2248
    @badger_venture2248 3 года назад +16

    This was posted 7 minutes ago- this is the earliest I’ve ever been

    • @mellojellybean
      @mellojellybean 3 года назад

      I had to dislike because you have a gacha pfp

  • @chaichapstick
    @chaichapstick 3 года назад +2

    I was refreshing obsessively at exactly 9am bcuz were only stopped for 10ish minutes before a 3hour drive and i need wifi to download. Love you rSlash

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester 3 года назад +1

    1:26 no dude this guy went from polite, to an r/niceguy

  • @VoidedBow
    @VoidedBow 3 года назад +4

    These should never end

    • @simplywonderful449
      @simplywonderful449 2 года назад +1

      Really, with all the Karens and CBs in the world, there is an INFINITE source of stories for these RUclipsrs! "But THEY'D BETTER BE FREE OR ELSE!" - Yikes!

  • @ricebeansrockroll882
    @ricebeansrockroll882 3 года назад +3

    I mean, i kinda could concider the kambodian hotel if it was like 25-30 hours a week.

  • @cadetkidkilla
    @cadetkidkilla 3 года назад +1

    Saying you’re a Covid 19 survivor is like saying you survived your drive to work. Sick of this lazy myth of Covid danger.

  • @13BGunBunny
    @13BGunBunny 3 года назад +2

    Through many years of meticulous research and several phases of testing on humans (when possible), I have come to the conclusion that the only possible cure for *_ChoosingBeggars_* is to bitchslap the offender repeatedly, vigorously and with enthusiasm.
    NOTE: To achieve optimum results when bitchslapping the offender, one must make sure that each bitchslap is sufficiently hard enough to spin the offender's head around 360°.
    DISCLAIMER: It may not actually work but it would be fun to try. LOL 😂 😂

  • @Bladedcloud6159
    @Bladedcloud6159 3 года назад +11

    TrixyBlox if anyone is trying to find the RUclipsr.

  • @janew5550
    @janew5550 3 года назад +3

    Is the "Covid survivor" a new "my mom has cancer"? 😄

  • @Sammy_The_Umbreon
    @Sammy_The_Umbreon 2 года назад +2

    7:48 i would've taken that spinel so fast. I don't have that in my collection yet.

  • @stefanigarcia9215
    @stefanigarcia9215 3 года назад

    My Dad is a serious horseman! Tack for 5 horses would be super expensive! Saddles and tack can be upwards of $400 per horse!! Then feed and hay could be easily $1000 for all of the horses over a weekend!! Not to mention any special medications they take and maintenance for their feet!

  • @hussar5695
    @hussar5695 3 года назад +3

    Rslash should make another r/crappydesigns video

  • @carmenbarrera80
    @carmenbarrera80 3 года назад +5

    I really hate CB... they ruin it for the rest of us, specially the "single Moms" WTH. What makes them think that they are entitled of special treatment or free stuff. ? If you can't support your kids then don't have kids. !

  • @bluewyvern7858
    @bluewyvern7858 3 года назад +2

    I thought rSlash was going to say "the Golden Age of rights for freelancers" or something like that. Not "the Gold Age of choosing beggars content." Threw me for a loop.

  • @builder396
    @builder396 3 года назад

    Fun thing about horses: If you take a trip with them, they practically feed themselves if you give them a field of grass an a few hours.

  • @Dot_Eleven
    @Dot_Eleven 3 года назад +6

    I always wonder about these "Free stuff for exposure to my fan base" trades. Like, do these people not understand that if they were really big enough to get deals like that, those people would be seeking them out, not the other way around?
    Besides, I've always been on the belief of if you want to support a company, just support them, advertise their products, if they want to reward your loyalty, they will, but they shouldn't need to. Otherwise you're just an ass.
    They also don't seem to realize that even with large followings, you need to trim off a lot of people for not being the proper demographics for their products.

  • @jessevancooney6963
    @jessevancooney6963 3 года назад +4

    Nobody:
    CB: GiVe Me ThAt ExPeNsIvE sToNe BeCaUsE i SuRvIvEd CoViD
    Me: *Had covid only 3 weeks ago

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 3 года назад

      Ah, yes, cos as we all know... Only expensive gem stones can remove the pain of a viral infection. I mean, it's a well known fact that gold cures liver failure and platinum cures death!

  • @TenthSgtSnipes
    @TenthSgtSnipes 3 года назад

    The person who responded the the CBs threat with the top gear meme is just brilliant haha

  • @meowwaffles6040
    @meowwaffles6040 2 года назад +1

    5:00 Saddles are around 300 bucks each alone (they range widely in price though), but 100 is about the lowest you'll get for one, so that's $500 purely of saddle

  • @osaelcontreras4237
    @osaelcontreras4237 3 года назад +3

    The first chosing beggar story op should have been like sure and sent him an address for a homeless shelter

  • @thenugetman9961
    @thenugetman9961 3 года назад +24

    i demand you build a dog house for those homeless dogs with all thoes youtube updooots

  • @babowasalwayshere
    @babowasalwayshere 2 года назад

    Horse owners tend to be particularly protective of their horses, so not only is she asking for someone to spend an arm and a leg for her, but even people with horses on the cheaper end of the spectrum aren't going to give her the time of day lol

  • @LyehtOfficial
    @LyehtOfficial 3 года назад

    The girl who said "you must be newer than 2010" made me think "How the hell is a 9 or 10 year old going to afford an RV?"

  • @catastrophe4472
    @catastrophe4472 3 года назад +7

    Today is my birthday and as a present i would like a country
    Only a samll on like belguim or russia
    They are both totally small

    • @somerandomdude8887
      @somerandomdude8887 3 года назад +1

      Hello unfortunately we can't do that, we can give you some dirt and a little flag, good day

    • @tolis19
      @tolis19 3 года назад +1

      Tommorow is also my birthday

  • @communitycollegegenius9684
    @communitycollegegenius9684 3 года назад +3

    I'm not a choosing beggar. I donate to adblock every year and just upgraded to premium :o)

  • @howlerspiritwolf
    @howlerspiritwolf 3 года назад

    Just to add a little more spice onto the 5 horse story, living on a farm most of my life. A horse trailer able to carry up to 5 horses at a time you'd be looking at around 25k-30k as horses need their space when travelling like that as well as needing a really really tough pickup truck/ freight truck to be able to carry that kind of weight. As well as to the feed, 5 days for 5 horses a good feed is about a 50 lb hay bale, add on that horses can't just have any straw bale but has to atleast have alfalfa adding a good 20-40$ on top of that, not counting the extra hay needed to make up for the stuff they walk over and press into the ground

  • @kgeri6089
    @kgeri6089 3 года назад

    Choosingbeggar starter pack: -Complaining about expired coupons
    "But I am a single moooom :("
    "Its my birthday today"
    -Seeking for huge discounts cuz they are broke
    "Im gonna report you to craigslist!"
    "Call... Me... Your... MANAGER!!"
    -Scamming people

  • @justicedunham4088
    @justicedunham4088 3 года назад +4

    Honestly, I don’t mind sponsored videos on RUclips as much as I hate RUclips ads. I can skip through them and the creator still gets paid. Versus RUclipss unskippable double ads

  • @mewduluis470
    @mewduluis470 3 года назад +3

    I love how they allways want to pay with their followers and then they only have 100 or so its so stupid

  • @kattykitsul146
    @kattykitsul146 Год назад

    I've been subscribed to them for like ever, lol, I really do feel bad for them getting backlash, when you started talking about them I was like "this RUclipsr sounds familiar" thank you for supporting an awesome creator

  • @thENDweDIE
    @thENDweDIE 3 года назад

    I'd have told the lady with the horses... Okay, but you have to wash them first thing when you get here, and last thing when they come back"
    Then after she's done washing them & ready to leave, the trailer would mysteriously have flat tires and...
    "We would have to reschedule...but thanks for washing the horses! You took really good care of them...bye-bye!!!"
    (evillaugh)

  • @tarahlenyk3291
    @tarahlenyk3291 3 года назад +10

    The person with 3000 follows is annoying I know artists who have almost 15000 follows who never expect anything

  • @juliakaz146
    @juliakaz146 3 года назад +11

    3000 followers.. that's not even close to "upcoming". Lol what a joke

    • @Mel-gi5jw
      @Mel-gi5jw 3 года назад +1

      My fave was the “300 followers” lol what?! 🤣🤣

    • @Jhale716
      @Jhale716 3 года назад

      Yup, I’m an insurance agent and have about 15k... :D And that’s just in New Zealand... haha and no I’m not doing promo posts or getting my kit off!

  • @heathertulip2389
    @heathertulip2389 Год назад

    I know RSlash has said as much many times before, but I absolutely love the fact that he is (as of my writing this) just shy of 2 million followers, reading “influencer” choosing beggar stories 😂 it just adds a whole other level of hilarious irony!

  • @amandasunshine2
    @amandasunshine2 3 года назад

    I had a garage sale once, this guy came into the garage and was looking around even though I was following him telling him that everything was already outside, nothing in the garage was for sale. He kept pointing to the nicest stuff and asking how much. First of all I was at my friend's parent's house so none of the stuff was mine, but he was also asking about the almost brand new clearly hooked up washer/dryer in the clearly established laundry nook of the garage, the kayak that was clearly tied up and being stored, not out on display, and this cool skull my friend's dad found on a hike and was hanging on the wall. It was like someone walking in your house and wanting to buy all your clearly set up furniture. "Um, no, that's not for sale, nothing in here is, please get out"