Hermitcraft 10: Episode 24 - PERMITMASTER!

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @Grian
    @Grian  4 месяца назад +6467

    The correction at 22:25 is in relation to Beef's score, which was 9 but I said 8.

    • @tbhcreechur
      @tbhcreechur 4 месяца назад +1

      hi grain

    • @Beethovens.diving-gear
      @Beethovens.diving-gear 4 месяца назад +306

      Messed up even harder

    • @Koolerthanu1
      @Koolerthanu1 4 месяца назад +22

      2nd reply

    • @Erchut
      @Erchut 4 месяца назад +364

      Shouldn’t False have ended on 24 points, because she got second in the last task?

    • @Lenabirb
      @Lenabirb 4 месяца назад +14

      Love the vid by the way❤🤗

  • @Imperial_Squid
    @Imperial_Squid 4 месяца назад +3237

    This "is the melon demolished?", "all the information is on the task" energy is so perfectly taskmaster, bravo!

    • @amusedapple4933
      @amusedapple4933 4 месяца назад +64

      The whole thing was sooooo taskmaster I loved it

    • @Imperial_Squid
      @Imperial_Squid 4 месяца назад +155

      @@amusedapple4933 the only thing missing is some detail hidden in the room that's obvious to the camera but the contestant is oblivious to, like a sign with red text saying "eating the melon = disqualified" or something

    • @murphygreen8484
      @murphygreen8484 4 месяца назад +42

      Does no one just carry a flint and steel?

    • @amusedapple4933
      @amusedapple4933 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Imperial_Squid so true

    • @furiousfirebird4555
      @furiousfirebird4555 4 месяца назад +29

      @@Imperial_Squid There indeed existed a sign that said - "If you wax this sign, you're disqualified."

  • @TellyKNetic
    @TellyKNetic 4 месяца назад +4891

    I think my favorite moment is Cleo burying the melon and claiming, "Object permanence is a lie!"

    • @semihezen9541
      @semihezen9541 4 месяца назад +236

      This is so on point with what Taskmaster contestants would have done

    • @ash..10
      @ash..10 4 месяца назад +39

      the funny thing is object permanence works for me lmfao

    • @therookiegamer2727
      @therookiegamer2727 4 месяца назад +71

      really funny, especially with how that exact same sort of thing has happened with taskmaster (for example, i think the ice block that was thrown in the river?)

    • @LelouchVee
      @LelouchVee 4 месяца назад +38

      ​@@therookiegamer2727
      That's the one. The other is a big hullabaloo about flushing an eraser down the toilet ('I erased it from existence')

    • @strbourne
      @strbourne 4 месяца назад +20

      My favorite moment is Joe, Cleo and Beef instantly losing the last task

  • @khornelordofskulls7090
    @khornelordofskulls7090 4 месяца назад +968

    everyone (but Beef and Joe): struggling to eat the melon to "demolish" it
    the permit office's "complaint" system that DEFINITELY DOES NOT dump anything that it recieves into lava, right next to them:

    • @dinalijayasuriya3196
      @dinalijayasuriya3196 4 месяца назад +67

      Oh my god I forgot about that, it's a secret that only a few know of though ;)

    • @akhasshativeritsol1950
      @akhasshativeritsol1950 4 месяца назад +50

      Oh, that would have been great, because then the permit office would either have to show the melons to prove they weren't demolished, or admit their comment box was a lie.
      ...
      Or more likely, claim that the melons are definitely not destroyed, but have been filed away in the comment records, which are classified

    • @wildsumo9755
      @wildsumo9755 3 месяца назад +3

      I was thinking that

    • @kze24
      @kze24 3 месяца назад +9

      It would have been funny if someone filed the melon into PO storage and said something like "it may as well have been demolished it's buried under a stack of paperwork, never to see the light of day again"

  • @jacintacapelety9600
    @jacintacapelety9600 4 месяца назад +1950

    I find it funny that False and Joel put so much effort into winning the competition, and by the end they were both saying "I don't want either of the permits." I can't tell if they're just that competitive or if they signed up without having any idea what the prizes were.

    • @khwaishanjum8070
      @khwaishanjum8070 4 месяца назад +224

      We all can agree joel is just super competative 😂

    • @stan8479
      @stan8479 4 месяца назад +156

      @@jacintacapelety9600 They joined just to join. But I do hope Joel's new permit gets him some more sales 😅

    • @Angieb303
      @Angieb303 4 месяца назад +59

      They were just there for the fun! That’s what I love about the hermits!

    • @aj_youtube37
      @aj_youtube37 4 месяца назад

      @@stan8479I WAS THINKING THIS!!! he needs a shop people will buy from 😭😭

    • @evoeightyci
      @evoeightyci 4 месяца назад +7

      Aesop's Fable "The Fox and the Grapes."

  • @anonymous_memer7397
    @anonymous_memer7397 4 месяца назад +13611

    I’m surprised no one went to Mumbos base for the death message challenge to get the “Person was pushed by llama into the danger zone”

    • @_ItBeMe_
      @_ItBeMe_ 4 месяца назад +1118

      That was my first thought too!

    • @historygeek
      @historygeek 4 месяца назад +407

      Pretty good idea, but I thought he got rid of that earlier in the season.

    • @chicabear
      @chicabear 4 месяца назад +943

      ​@@historygeekit still exists, Mumbo just doesn't have a use for it anymore

    • @theBumblingBudgie
      @theBumblingBudgie 4 месяца назад +114

      That was the first thing i thought of!

    • @mischake
      @mischake 4 месяца назад +40

      Omg I know right!

  • @idioticflare
    @idioticflare 4 месяца назад +498

    You can tell that Grian and Joel make this kind of short films regularly

    • @mayojuno
      @mayojuno 2 месяца назад +65

      the grian+cub film is very quintessential grian. thoroughly brought back memories of the sad grian montages from season 7.

  • @404maxnotfound
    @404maxnotfound 4 месяца назад +2181

    Love how joel legit thought he could get to the world border in 10 minutes when it took doc traveling millions of blocks using a complex pig cannon in the nether to do it.

    • @nottipp3789
      @nottipp3789 4 месяца назад +186

      Thing is, the world border at the HC server is set extremely close, not like a regular map, maybe that was changed.

    • @lickenchicken143
      @lickenchicken143 4 месяца назад

      Pig in a boat cannon.

    • @DarthTiger1
      @DarthTiger1 4 месяца назад +313

      @@nottipp3789it was a small world size before the update cause they wanted unloaded chunks. Now they increased it

    • @NickAndriadze
      @NickAndriadze 4 месяца назад +143

      Honestly, my immediate thought when I saw Joel absolutley booking it in the nether was ''Oh no, he's not trying to get to the pig railgun and use it, is he?!''

    • @vriechorinslat6620
      @vriechorinslat6620 4 месяца назад +33

      @@DarthTiger1the border was only close on one side, the rest were still millions of blocks away

  • @GbMissile
    @GbMissile 4 месяца назад +10929

    Grian is doing more work as an assistant permit manager than he was permit manager 😂

    • @CabbageDynamite_Lucy
      @CabbageDynamite_Lucy 4 месяца назад +939

      *Assistant to the permit manager 😂

    • @Synthesyn342
      @Synthesyn342 4 месяца назад +145

      *To the

    • @cathyinfall
      @cathyinfall 4 месяца назад +76

      @@CabbageDynamite_Lucyyou separated the bots, HOW??

    • @KitKat_I3
      @KitKat_I3 4 месяца назад +52

      Be careful of the reply bots in the replies. Just report them

    • @LuciferBug1421
      @LuciferBug1421 4 месяца назад +10

      Thems the breaks

  • @wint3rhart
    @wint3rhart 4 месяца назад +213

    "Grian clucks the Mission Impossible Theme" is now possibly my favourite Hermitcraft caption. (Previously the record was held by "Zed and Bdubs make bee-pushing noises.")

  • @HeyKevinYT
    @HeyKevinYT 4 месяца назад +6945

    My brain was trying too hard to make sense of Cleo's double slabs saying it represents real sized Bdubs until Grian came closer and there's a mini figure😂

    • @duaaayan-bf7hn
      @duaaayan-bf7hn 4 месяца назад +22

      ​@Joseph44114 grian pls ban it

    • @RaidFiftyOne
      @RaidFiftyOne 4 месяца назад +95

      same I went "I need to watch the other hermits videos because this doesn't make any sense.

    • @celinasbasiic
      @celinasbasiic 4 месяца назад +177

      same lmao I thought the joke was that bdubs is so small that u cant see him

    • @iHateHandlesGetRidOfThis
      @iHateHandlesGetRidOfThis 4 месяца назад

      @@duaaayan-bf7hn don't interact with the bots just report them and move on.

    • @KaesoARhombil
      @KaesoARhombil 4 месяца назад

      ​@@duaaayan-bf7hn just report the bot. If you interact with it your gonna reinforce its code.

  • @Anna-dz7mu
    @Anna-dz7mu 4 месяца назад +3516

    Imagine walking past Grians office and hearing “BUCKA BUUCK BUCKA BUUCK BA BUCK”

    • @skrelvthemite
      @skrelvthemite 4 месяца назад +64

      bum bum ba dum bum bum ba dum bum bum ba dum bum bum ba dum BAK BAK BAK! BAK BAK BAK! BAK BAK BAK! BA BAK!

    • @lorantpapp07
      @lorantpapp07 4 месяца назад +70

      The poultry man taking over

    • @n_popcat
      @n_popcat 4 месяца назад +21

      tally hall??????

    • @NickAndriadze
      @NickAndriadze 4 месяца назад +32

      I would've thought *Oh heck yeah,* Poultry Man is back in office!!

    • @ahuman5592
      @ahuman5592 4 месяца назад +3

      he was in a voice group, only him and cub could hear it

  • @ariannebrodeur
    @ariannebrodeur 4 месяца назад +146

    Joel's redemption from dead last with that banner to a pretty close second place was iconic so proud of him

  • @doopdedo
    @doopdedo 4 месяца назад +2750

    Chicken film 1: stop chicken racism today but aggressively
    Chicken film 2: A chicken coming of age film except the protagonist dies almost immediately
    Chicken film 3 the bonus film: chicken man learns about the chicken industry and consumption and commits destruction of a legal record

    • @jvrbwn6232
      @jvrbwn6232 4 месяца назад +35

      My favorite part. Im laughing so hard 😂😂😂

    • @mysticfox9718
      @mysticfox9718 4 месяца назад +15

      I love all three! Each are different in their own way 😆

    • @veriousshifter2930
      @veriousshifter2930 4 месяца назад +6

      Man, what heart-wrenching stories that were presented today 😢.

    • @ProtectFreedomOfSpeech
      @ProtectFreedomOfSpeech 4 месяца назад +2

      There's nothing wrong with chicken racism

    • @Bardukas
      @Bardukas 4 месяца назад +7

      Chicken film bonus gave me some poultry man vibes

  • @RottenBen
    @RottenBen 4 месяца назад +1293

    Joel: "Do you wanna eat some melon?"
    Grian: "I could eat some melon."
    This among many other times was fabulous work playing up the Alex Horne role. Great work, Grian.

    • @Imperial_Squid
      @Imperial_Squid 4 месяца назад +112

      @@RottenBen seriously, I can't praise Grian's job of impersonating Alex highly enough, the "all the information is on the task" attitude is _on point_

  • @YouTube
    @YouTube 4 месяца назад +729

    crying at cleo frantically running around saying "where's the melon" 🤣

  • @PorterHolman
    @PorterHolman 4 месяца назад +1415

    "How did the chicken..." Joel with a knife to your throat "Choose your next words very carefully"

    • @monh.pr0
      @monh.pr0 4 месяца назад +8

      Cross the road ?

    • @-Galaxy-2695
      @-Galaxy-2695 4 месяца назад

      @@monh.pr0 _stabbing noises and gunshots are heard_

    • @El_Negro2003
      @El_Negro2003 4 месяца назад +4

      Slit my throat ?

  • @aidanbyrne8267
    @aidanbyrne8267 4 месяца назад +2596

    I can't believe that nobody made use of Mumbo's premade "llama danger zone" death message!!

    • @HRach2205
      @HRach2205 4 месяца назад +54

      That was my first thought too haha

    • @Dineener394
      @Dineener394 4 месяца назад +22

      I was thinking the exact same thing

    • @mementomori5580
      @mementomori5580 4 месяца назад +18

      Yeah that was also immediately what I was thinking about doing, and nobody did.

    • @Yourlocalreader-pw7kx
      @Yourlocalreader-pw7kx 4 месяца назад +7

      I was like, they should do that, maybe even rename the lama!

    • @Nova_cookie
      @Nova_cookie 4 месяца назад +2

      My exact thoughts

  • @AryzWorld
    @AryzWorld 4 месяца назад +208

    27:52 i really like this section of the video. It gives us a window into what you guys do to make a video from brainstorming concepts, filming and and finally the final product. Love the Chicken Impossible theme song hahahaha

    • @IsochronyxMC
      @IsochronyxMC 4 месяца назад +3

      The a coopella part was the best!

  • @Archiv1st
    @Archiv1st 4 месяца назад +667

    13:37 not grian writing in Joel’s name before Cub announces it lol

    • @gewn014
      @gewn014 4 месяца назад +29

      I was laughing at that lol 😂

  • @Outrider85
    @Outrider85 4 месяца назад +482

    It was actually fascinating to watch Grian and Cub film a short minecraft film and see how one of those is actually made.

    • @blue-1079
      @blue-1079 4 месяца назад +15

      literally! and the fact that they made it in 40 minutes?? insane

  • @hypernova9704
    @hypernova9704 4 месяца назад +98

    This permitmaster was amazing. And with line like "is the melon demolished" and "all information in the task" it was real Taskmaster vibe but done as a hermitcraft episode. I loved it

  • @ratthrat2568
    @ratthrat2568 4 месяца назад +633

    After watching things like this, Bdubs tall claims court, and Mumbo's "freak show", it always feels like the hermits are casually dropping bangers this season.

    • @dimaginarylaw
      @dimaginarylaw 4 месяца назад +54

      Bdub's court case

    • @noone-ez6on
      @noone-ez6on 4 месяца назад +57

      This has to be the best season so far. It has that season 8 energy without it being so damn short.

    • @JustMooshie
      @JustMooshie 4 месяца назад +3

      Genuinely!! Like reality tv but 100x more interesting, same with Bdubs court/legal system thing the popo has 😊

    • @niello5944
      @niello5944 4 месяца назад +4

      There're also the Big Wood firework opening ceremony and the dragon hunt with only explosive fireworks. Also, the upcoming scootball matches.

  • @davenation5017
    @davenation5017 4 месяца назад +1088

    Joel’s Sussy banner a minute into the video followed by the Accurately Sized* BDubs makes this a golden video.

    • @Geedly
      @Geedly 4 месяца назад +40

      *Life size BDubs

  • @yhayaalam651
    @yhayaalam651 4 месяца назад +83

    39:00 Grain explains the game and uses an example
    Game starts
    Cub uses the example
    3 hermits out immediately
    Gotta love the wonderful world hermiting crafting 💯😂😭

    • @boudicaastorm4540
      @boudicaastorm4540 4 месяца назад +2

      I think that was actually the hardest I laughed, the whole thing was great but that was just like 😂

    • @kze24
      @kze24 3 месяца назад

      Who is this "grain" character

  • @ItzMistyy
    @ItzMistyy 4 месяца назад +1704

    I just love Joel's "WHAT" when he gets 1 point on the first one xD

    • @diarm77
      @diarm77 4 месяца назад +17

      We got rid of the bots 🎉

    • @Ratatouillepleaseforme
      @Ratatouillepleaseforme 4 месяца назад +6

      It’s so funny that the bot that spams on pretty much every comment on most videos in two weeks only have 50~ subscribers, you’d think they have more

    • @yhayaalam651
      @yhayaalam651 4 месяца назад +3

      We need more uncut videos

    • @iHateHandlesGetRidOfThis
      @iHateHandlesGetRidOfThis 4 месяца назад

      @@diarm77 i report them as "violent and repulsive" because of their content.

    • @wholeset
      @wholeset 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Ratatouillepleaseforme ether way they bot seems to be spamming down right messed content about a women's dog dyeing and that being funny and whoever wrote that has no sense of humor

  • @izzytodd4242
    @izzytodd4242 4 месяца назад +827

    “Your death, in game”
    It concerns me that Grian had to elaborate that 😂

    • @fdracnc
      @fdracnc 4 месяца назад +9

      lmao 😭

    • @-Galaxy-2695
      @-Galaxy-2695 4 месяца назад +11

      Me omw to get an irl death message:

    • @mayojuno
      @mayojuno 2 месяца назад +1

      i wonder if maybe grian said that to prohibit using screenshots or videos of old death messages?

  • @starry.embers
    @starry.embers 4 месяца назад +47

    funny note on grian and cub’s short film… the “angry chicken noises” are actually fairly calm chicken noises (i think that’s their more excited noise) and chickens are actually cannibals so the chicken probably wouldn’t be that upset at seeing cooked chicken… he’d just be hungry.

  • @Unbrickable27
    @Unbrickable27 4 месяца назад +5788

    Kermit was a hermit, who had a hermit permit. But when the hermit heard it, he hermit permit burned it.

    • @LunarIsHere_
      @LunarIsHere_ 4 месяца назад +218

      Ill teach this to my kids one day and tell them that "everyone knew it back in my day"

    • @jaydendahler9004
      @jaydendahler9004 4 месяца назад +88

      I like this, but be aware of the bot reactions in this comment, I have never ever seen bots this aggresive before. (English is my second language, so sorry for the spelling mistakes)

    • @frozenbard
      @frozenbard 4 месяца назад +26

      I hope this will be taught in school one day

    • @cathyinfall
      @cathyinfall 4 месяца назад +56

      Dude I imagine the people in the future are trying to understand the deep meaning behind this

    • @Unbrickable27
      @Unbrickable27 4 месяца назад +21

      @@cathyinfall a tale of discovery and loss

  • @General_Gato
    @General_Gato 4 месяца назад +454

    14:16 “You ready for this Cubby Wubby”
    -Grian

    • @Skittle-yp9tt
      @Skittle-yp9tt 4 месяца назад +18

      Cubs pookie bear name be like

    • @xuananhcao8744
      @xuananhcao8744 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@Skittle-yp9ttthe zesty AI would definitely call him that lol

  • @ixtab3488
    @ixtab3488 4 месяца назад +22

    as someone who has watched EVERY episode of taskmaster I can confidently say that Grian, you are a credit to the genre. this was an outstanding production that would flatter Alex and Greg and I hope they get to experience it themselves.

  • @ObiWanCanoli.
    @ObiWanCanoli. 4 месяца назад +569

    Joel and Cleo’s movie was like a peta add
    Joe, false and beef’s movie was like a lifetime movie
    Grian and cubs was just “mission in bwauk-able”
    Edit: this may be my most liked comment, thanks

    • @krisdounut7880
      @krisdounut7880 4 месяца назад +3

      omg that is so funny

    • @kze24
      @kze24 3 месяца назад +3

      It's always "why did the chicken cross the road" and never "how is the chicken that crossed the road"

  • @NickAndriadze
    @NickAndriadze 4 месяца назад +287

    Honestly, with the victory of Demise, the Joker Permit and this here victory of Permitmaster, false really *IS* proving herself as the PERMIT MASTER!

  • @dragongamer4610
    @dragongamer4610 4 месяца назад +29

    "Object permanence is a lie" I am dying laughing at this lol

  • @Eaglecraft863
    @Eaglecraft863 4 месяца назад +2053

    “Today’s the day! The sun is shining, the server’s clean- the servers clean..? THE SERVER’S CLEAN!!” I was waiting for it.. 😂 0:01

    • @sks17873
      @sks17873 4 месяца назад +46

      Made me think of Finding Nemo too

    • @WoodyBmx25
      @WoodyBmx25 4 месяца назад +16

      Im glad im not the only one that caught this.

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 4 месяца назад +18

      Grian's been streaming with Skizz so often that he's started to do Name It! moments himself.

    • @niikau
      @niikau 4 месяца назад +4

      a

    • @mysticfox9718
      @mysticfox9718 4 месяца назад +12

      Grian lost the chance to say this!! 😆. It could have been a Finding Nemo reference!

  • @RandomPersonHereOnTheInternet
    @RandomPersonHereOnTheInternet 4 месяца назад +256

    That ‘Chicken Impossible’ tune was the best. I start chuckling every time :)

    • @skrelvthemite
      @skrelvthemite 4 месяца назад +9

      bum bum ba dum bum bum ba dum bum bum ba dum bum bum ba dum BAK BAK BAK! BAK BAK BAK! BAK BAK BAK! BA BAK!

    • @Agentfoxman
      @Agentfoxman 4 месяца назад +6

      That cracked me up it was a hilarious moment

    • @zack8207
      @zack8207 4 месяца назад +8

      Or maybe you were... Cluckling...

  • @leonmercury3732
    @leonmercury3732 4 месяца назад +15

    I love how Grian just has 3 go-to shots for displaying sorrow

  • @remus_the_trash_man
    @remus_the_trash_man 4 месяца назад +731

    15:08 "give it to me. Yeahh harder" - Joel Smallishbeans 2024

  • @ritasonka330
    @ritasonka330 4 месяца назад +25

    Zedaph would have destroyed that death message competition. Pretty hard to beat "blown up by a snow golem" in ten minutes. I personally would have responded to demolish the melon by pulling the flint and steel out of my ender chest and burned its item form. WAIT, no! Composter! I always carry wood and a crafting table!

    • @boudicaastorm4540
      @boudicaastorm4540 4 месяца назад +9

      Zedaph is an absolute master at doing weird stuff in MC, I was thinking that the whole time too, he literally had at least 2 Zedvancements last season that gave good ones 👍

  • @Qamlia
    @Qamlia 4 месяца назад +464

    The way I was screaming about poultry man for the chicken film 😭

    • @ravenhavilar6473
      @ravenhavilar6473 4 месяца назад +22

      YES it was such a good opportunity

    • @missing_names8001
      @missing_names8001 4 месяца назад +10

      That was my first thought too 😂

    • @Agentfoxman
      @Agentfoxman 4 месяца назад +13

      That would have been hilarious but I think grian should have a episode where poultry man makes a return and trolls everyone by filling their shops or houses with chickens that would be priceless, or maybe putting a noteblock with a chicken head on it and a redstone clock to make it go off at random times hidden somewhere in thier house or shop that would be equally hilarious

    • @moksha.m
      @moksha.m 4 месяца назад +8

      fr im sad it didnt come up

    • @Sentient_Tomato
      @Sentient_Tomato 4 месяца назад +8

      It was Poultry Man's origin story!

  • @MoonBlinked13
    @MoonBlinked13 4 месяца назад +186

    The short films brought me right back into photography/videography college. Cub and Grian brainstorming is exactly what we did when given prompts. Lots of 'what about this... nah' or 'ooh! ...nah'. I actually kinda miss that, even if it use to trigger my stage fright.

  • @rocketwilling
    @rocketwilling 4 месяца назад +8

    False being so sweet at the end being like "Ya I won but which one do YOU want" such a nice friend 😊

  • @PanicInTheTimeline
    @PanicInTheTimeline 4 месяца назад +210

    Joel attends and competes as hard as he can and then says “I don’t want any of them to be honest” and that’s the energy we’re looking for here

  • @contravictoire
    @contravictoire 4 месяца назад +609

    joel with the amongus is honestly the best thing ever

    • @LunarIsHere_
      @LunarIsHere_ 4 месяца назад +16

      I can't unsee it

    • @shadowmanksx
      @shadowmanksx 4 месяца назад +13

      Looks more like E.T. from the awful game.

    • @bextomoose
      @bextomoose 4 месяца назад +21

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who could only see that 💀

    • @sanga1380
      @sanga1380 4 месяца назад +7

      We share a braincell

    • @jammixed
      @jammixed 4 месяца назад +4

      I thought I was the only one

  • @Emanon258
    @Emanon258 4 месяца назад +30

    30:06 this feels like a semi-subtle way to frame cub as chicken man

  • @funnylion995
    @funnylion995 4 месяца назад +694

    Grian making absurd minigames never gets old

    • @PowerSpirit50
      @PowerSpirit50 4 месяца назад +8

      Some of these are based on tasks from the show.

    • @crazy_potatoe0134
      @crazy_potatoe0134 4 месяца назад +2

      Yep, even better than him starting wars

    • @harshfire143
      @harshfire143 4 месяца назад

      ​@Joseph44114wow so funny I'm laughing because I know you have no social life 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lorantpapp07
      @lorantpapp07 4 месяца назад

      ​@@harshfire143dont reply to them, just report them and wait for youtube to do their job

    • @17poolio
      @17poolio 4 месяца назад

      Weren’t u in scars comments?

  • @WackoMcGoose
    @WackoMcGoose 4 месяца назад +411

    Cleo straight up "It's so small, I can't even find it"'d Bdubs. Ain't no amount of Totems of Undying gonna save him from _that_ one!

    • @AdamantlyWrongAllTheTime
      @AdamantlyWrongAllTheTime 4 месяца назад +3

      Don't reply to the bots! They just want attention

    • @WackoMcGoose
      @WackoMcGoose 4 месяца назад +8

      @@AdamantlyWrongAllTheTime Considering the clearly copypasted Mr Beast profile photos, they're probably gonna get shunned out of existence soon...

    • @recurvestickerdragon
      @recurvestickerdragon 4 месяца назад +1

      metal husband is too small; I've lost him in the linoleum

    • @roseboil7713
      @roseboil7713 4 месяца назад

      homestuck...

  • @sleepybim
    @sleepybim 4 месяца назад +9

    Can we just appreciate whoever does the subtitles? The coloring and names is amazing, thank you to whoever does them, Grian or some kind of editor!

  • @JohnOlivetti-xl5hr
    @JohnOlivetti-xl5hr 4 месяца назад +645

    In a way, zombiecleo drowned was a surprising death message because they expected an interesting death message and she didn’t deliver an interesting death message

    • @A-Dino-Named-Mennany
      @A-Dino-Named-Mennany 4 месяца назад +12

      Yeah, I thought they were gonna go that direction, or maybe that she'd try and sell it that way.

    • @maysee2515
      @maysee2515 4 месяца назад +7

      Yeah, but the same thing is true for joel

    • @anonymouscommenter2425
      @anonymouscommenter2425 4 месяца назад +14

      Same with Joel given the lengths he went to to die to a zombie

    • @Banana_Fusion
      @Banana_Fusion 4 месяца назад +1

      That's what I thought! Shame they treated it more as "most unique death message" instead

    • @Mousedahbidoof
      @Mousedahbidoof 4 месяца назад +13

      usually in taskmaster in such cases it is up to the contestant to explain the "why" of why their performance was better, i agree with the argument and if cleo had made it then they had a genuine chance of getting a bonus point considering how close grian stuck to the taskmaster vibe

  • @Schnicks
    @Schnicks 4 месяца назад +182

    There has to be more 'create a 1 minute film' style edits. One of the funniest moments this season. The pressure/ creativity it produces is unmatched. Great job assistant to the permitmaster!

    • @boudicaastorm4540
      @boudicaastorm4540 4 месяца назад

      I love them too! I loved the audition tapes for joining King Ren's court last season, that was so good xD

  • @Bentycho
    @Bentycho 4 месяца назад +30

    40:33 “Excuse me? Wanna go False?” Got me laughing so hard 😂

  • @midnight_gold
    @midnight_gold 4 месяца назад +141

    I love Grian’s rendition of -mission- *_chicken_* impossible

    • @NickAndriadze
      @NickAndriadze 4 месяца назад +6

      Starring Cubfan135 as the one and only Poultry Man!!

  • @jaydonroberts1110
    @jaydonroberts1110 4 месяца назад +246

    Grian: *does a variant of the Taskmaster series*
    Cub: *acts quite lenient during the whole Permitmaster event*
    Grian after recording ends: *rips Cub's lighthearted nature in a Phasmo stream*
    Me: "Now how would I explain that?"

    • @cubed.public
      @cubed.public 4 месяца назад +65

      Funny thing is, Cubfan is monotone and better as Alex and Grian is chaotic and better as the Taskmaster

    • @sparrowslife5142
      @sparrowslife5142 4 месяца назад +6

      Do you know which stream that was please and any idea on time??

    • @jaydonroberts1110
      @jaydonroberts1110 4 месяца назад +10

      @@sparrowslife5142 It was the most recent stream, just after Grian clocked in

    • @therookiegamer2727
      @therookiegamer2727 4 месяца назад

      @@cubed.public still fits for grian, the organizer of the whole thing, to be the ̶t̶a̶s̶k̶m̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶'s permitmaster's assistant, seeing as that ties in with actual taskmaster

  • @CioerKieov
    @CioerKieov 4 месяца назад +9

    Joel's "WHAT" after scoring one point on the first one is so funny. xD

  • @Calamity-Clips
    @Calamity-Clips 4 месяца назад +519

    2:48 Bdubs will never escape the short jokes 😂

    • @LunarIsHere_
      @LunarIsHere_ 4 месяца назад +2

      Hey Calamity!

    • @LunarIsHere_
      @LunarIsHere_ 4 месяца назад +4

      Dang it- the trash got into the comments

    • @jaydonroberts1110
      @jaydonroberts1110 4 месяца назад +4

      I can imagine Cleo's going to have to watch her back for that.

    • @SilverGamingFI
      @SilverGamingFI 4 месяца назад +6

      @@jaydonroberts1110 propably just her ancles, bdubs might be too short to reach her back

    • @Turtlehunter08
      @Turtlehunter08 4 месяца назад

      Never

  • @namikkou
    @namikkou 4 месяца назад +201

    I can already see the "grian bawking the mission impossible theme" in a compilation of funny moments

    • @aquaffinity
      @aquaffinity 4 месяца назад +10

      Or that someone’s going to make a remix of it

    • @LillyRose.creates
      @LillyRose.creates 4 месяца назад

      @@aquaffinityadd it to the playlist lol

    • @LilChuunosuke
      @LilChuunosuke 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@aquaffinity wouldn't be surprised if Jono was already working on it 😂

  • @StijnBoschloo
    @StijnBoschloo 4 месяца назад +12

    I feel like the trial chamber loot is so much more profitable, because almost everyone will have the mace already, but breeze balls could sell a lot better

  • @Kater_Junes
    @Kater_Junes 4 месяца назад +100

    As a fan of Taskmaster, I was really looking forward to this episode and it did NOT disappoint! It had major Taskmaster energy, and I love the homage to some of the real Taskmaster tasks. Grian nailed the Alex Horne balance between "All the information is on the task" instead of answering questions, and helping contestants when directly asked (because after all, the task didn't say that you couldn't ask Alex for help). I would love to see more of these episodes.
    I can't help but thinking that Greg would absolutely make Alex wear the chicken hat for the video, but would probably put it on during the presentation section of the studio filming as a joke. I was also kind of hoping that Smallishbeans would go for the role of "I'm last place in the series because the Taskmaster doesn't like me, probably because I keep arguing with all the decisions". But neither of those quibbles in any way detracted from the episode, which was absolutely fantastic.

    • @L3zR_gh0sTz
      @L3zR_gh0sTz 4 месяца назад +3

      Yessss that’s exactly what I was thinking too!! I noticed how Grian kinda adopted Alex’s energy in the show and it really felt put together, I hope they do more stuff like this

  • @NinjaChicken562
    @NinjaChicken562 4 месяца назад +642

    This ain’t HermitCraft anymore. This is PermitCraft

    • @KaesoARhombil
      @KaesoARhombil 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@DawnFaull just report the bot. This is the only way to make it stop.

    • @TheWoofus
      @TheWoofus 4 месяца назад

      Fine with me

    • @NinjaChicken562
      @NinjaChicken562 4 месяца назад

      @KaesoARhombil
      Ey u calling me a bot mate? ._.

    • @KaesoARhombil
      @KaesoARhombil 4 месяца назад

      @@NinjaChicken562 ah. Seems like the bot replies on your comments got held for review. Good.

    • @KaesoARhombil
      @KaesoARhombil 4 месяца назад

      @@NinjaChicken562 There was a bot spamming the same unacceptable replies all over this comment section. They got reported for spam, violence, sex reference and child abuse reference.

  • @alb_rt7757
    @alb_rt7757 4 месяца назад +8

    "I'm sinking."
    "What are you sinking about?"

  • @Hi-ul2gc
    @Hi-ul2gc 4 месяца назад +93

    I'd like to think Cub and Grians short film is the origin of poultry man

  • @LilyThomasAdderson
    @LilyThomasAdderson 4 месяца назад +95

    “I feel like I just watched a Joel intro” grian quote😂

  • @kaimonteath9544
    @kaimonteath9544 4 месяца назад +19

    17:25 Schrödinger's watermelon

  • @benjaminmurrayesq
    @benjaminmurrayesq 4 месяца назад +191

    A good death message would be "Smallishbeans did not want to live in the same world as Grian or Cub, or anyone from the permit office for that matter." I used Smallishbeans as an example, and it could be done by nametagging a zombie "Grian or Cub, or anyone from the permit office for that matter", letting it hit you once, and then, while it's chasing you, you jumping off a cliff and die from fall damage. It might offend the judges, but it would absolutely hilarious.

    • @maysee2515
      @maysee2515 4 месяца назад +7

      Isn't that too long? Character limits

    • @benjaminmurrayesq
      @benjaminmurrayesq 4 месяца назад +2

      I mean it didn't tell me I couldn't write any more, so idk

    • @maysee2515
      @maysee2515 4 месяца назад +6

      @@benjaminmurrayesq so you successfully did it in the game?

    • @ez_theta_z9317
      @ez_theta_z9317 4 месяца назад +9

      iirc you need to fall into the void for that. so you'd need to use either the end or the magic mountain orifice

    • @Lezm
      @Lezm 4 месяца назад

      @@ez_theta_z9317orifice 😭😂

  • @ronmarkus2879
    @ronmarkus2879 4 месяца назад +76

    grian song in the chickens short film is hilarious and the fact it was on the spot makes it better. grian is a COMEDIC GENIUS

  • @theAstarrr
    @theAstarrr 2 месяца назад +2

    Very fun but I think you peaked with the Barge Quest (s7) lol. That was pure insanity!

  • @DrMDHyde
    @DrMDHyde 4 месяца назад +274

    Grian, the fact that cub didn’t do the taskmaster intro referring to himself as “Cub Davis” and you as “Little Grian Horn!” WILL FOREVER ANGER ME!

    • @PowerSpirit50
      @PowerSpirit50 4 месяца назад +8

      No music as well.

    • @DrMDHyde
      @DrMDHyde 4 месяца назад +7

      @@PowerSpirit50
      MY RAGE IS ETERNAL!

    • @samuelhulme8347
      @samuelhulme8347 4 месяца назад +12

      @@PowerSpirit50probably copyrighted

    • @mackenziereasor9134
      @mackenziereasor9134 4 месяца назад +26

      The only thing that remedy’s this is the fact that he got to say “all the information you need is in the task”

    • @lomiification
      @lomiification 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@PowerSpirit50 Joe's video has intro music

  • @MatthewMulert-rg3nq
    @MatthewMulert-rg3nq 4 месяца назад +62

    Smallish Beans now has the opportunity to sell diamonds because diamonds are apart of the trial chamber loot. He has become too powerful.

    • @samspence6672
      @samspence6672 4 месяца назад +12

      The snails already tried that😂

  • @devanshsrivastava3171
    @devanshsrivastava3171 4 месяца назад +21

    16:59
    Hermits when parents walk in:

  • @BadlyDrawnJack
    @BadlyDrawnJack 4 месяца назад +305

    *yawns* I should probably go to be- **sees Grian's video** **instantly clicks**

    • @LunarIsHere_
      @LunarIsHere_ 4 месяца назад +6

      Relatable

    • @Heymeband101
      @Heymeband101 4 месяца назад +2

      @Joseph44114 and to think i was about to write relatable to the comment

    • @GemedetAdept
      @GemedetAdept 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Heymeband101 It's best to avoid responding to bots. Any kind of engagement can cause them to be viewed as more credible, as well as make the bot note that it's getting responses.

    • @Heymeband101
      @Heymeband101 4 месяца назад +1

      @@GemedetAdept good advice

  • @GolfhausYT
    @GolfhausYT 4 месяца назад +106

    32:36 "I'm looking for a chicken in finance... with a trust fund... 1'5".... black eyes."

  • @GoatScrab69
    @GoatScrab69 4 месяца назад +7

    This man turned a joke into a series with hope, despair, loss and hype. He deserves every bit of recognition he has and even beyond that

  • @stan8479
    @stan8479 4 месяца назад +56

    Grian and Cub's short film was definitely my favorite 😂 The shot of Cub in the boat is unparallelled.

  • @jmoneyjoshkinion4576
    @jmoneyjoshkinion4576 4 месяца назад +27

    30:43 the mission impossible theme, and then the chicken bwaks out of that sent me over the edge!

  • @fafaafwfaagwaewgassg
    @fafaafwfaagwaewgassg 4 месяца назад +2

    "Loved this video, Grian! I started watching you back when you joined Hermitcraft and I've been watching your videos ever since. All of the Life series are so much fun and got me immediately addicted. For the next series, I think it would be super cool to make it just like the mini game "swappage" from your older videos. It could work something like this: at the end of each session, there is a chance to randomly switch places and inventories with another player until the end of the next episode when you switch again. I think it could lead to all kinds of hilarious moments! Just an idea, but I'm sure whatever you and every one else come up with will be brilliant."

  • @usegamey
    @usegamey 4 месяца назад +82

    Hermitcraft is forever gonna be an iconic series

  • @jamhopsey
    @jamhopsey 4 месяца назад +41

    cub and grian have been so fun together these past few episodes. gonna make me so sad when they eventually and inevitably have to fight eachother to the death by the end of the season

    • @sylpherione
      @sylpherione 4 месяца назад +4

      oops spoiler...

    • @pinkishfish6640
      @pinkishfish6640 4 месяца назад +7

      Dang oracles always spoiling everything

  • @mihagomiunik2758
    @mihagomiunik2758 4 месяца назад +30

    For context: the world border is 30 million blocks away from 0 0 in every direction, it has taken people days without any fancy machines and Joel tried to reach it in 10 min

    • @MusabUmayr
      @MusabUmayr 4 месяца назад +6

      I think hermitcraft has a smaller border

    • @sonic232s
      @sonic232s 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@MusabUmayr Sometimes it's smaller when there's a pending update with major terrain changes. But we just had that update, so even if it was smaller, that smaller border would have just gotten expanded

    • @MusabUmayr
      @MusabUmayr 4 месяца назад +1

      @@sonic232s True, he might have forgot or smth

  • @LuckySketches
    @LuckySketches 4 месяца назад +36

    This episode took me right back to my days of making short films in college. Having barely any idea what you're doing behind the scenes, rushing through filming, rolling with the happy accidents that happened, presenting with your classmates, and one of the other groups really going above and beyond and hitting a really nice vibe.
    I mean I only graduated like a year ago but it feels like it's been forever.

  • @xb-hs
    @xb-hs 4 месяца назад +48

    14:20
    Grian: Are we ready for task number 2? Cubby Wubby?

  • @silvermoon1555
    @silvermoon1555 3 месяца назад +1

    Start the next Hermit craft season and have all your combined skills together build up a themed village, city, or whatever. I think it'd make it cool having you amazing builders start anew and all work together to make something amazing

  • @BJT6356
    @BJT6356 4 месяца назад +189

    Grian: “I clearly can’t count”
    Also Grian: counted correctly

    • @arklainquirk
      @arklainquirk 4 месяца назад +13

      Did he? He gave False 5 points and Joel 4 points for the last game even though Joel won the last game.

    • @hyouart2883
      @hyouart2883 4 месяца назад +14

      He miscounted beefs points :D the message was just a bit early so you prob thought he thought he miscounted false points xD

    • @slinkyonbreak4716
      @slinkyonbreak4716 4 месяца назад

      @@arklainquirk probably because he ate the golden apple witch cub did NOT tell him to do

    • @sirthisisawendysdrivethrough
      @sirthisisawendysdrivethrough 4 месяца назад

      ​@@slinkyonbreak4716 yeah but did false acquire it

    • @slinkyonbreak4716
      @slinkyonbreak4716 4 месяца назад

      @@sirthisisawendysdrivethrough no but she didn’t break any rules

  • @smokun7461
    @smokun7461 4 месяца назад +37

    If you think about it, the death message that Beef produced was the most surprising, since everyone expected an outlandish one, so getting a normal one was technically speaking, the most surprising and unexpected

  • @khyrmiee
    @khyrmiee 19 дней назад +1

    aww i hoped for a "Poultry Man couldn't afford to just be a vigilante so he applies for a job" lol

  • @JonCuki0
    @JonCuki0 4 месяца назад +48

    Joels bringing a real James Acaster energy that I appriciate

  • @Calamity-Clips
    @Calamity-Clips 4 месяца назад +43

    30:31 I NEED this on Spotify immediately

  • @Fenyx_2020
    @Fenyx_2020 3 месяца назад +2

    I'm extremely passionately waiting for the next video lol love your videos grain

  • @ShadowFox1O
    @ShadowFox1O 4 месяца назад +125

    “ToDaY’s ThE dAy!” *Grian says in a singy song voice* 😂❤️

    • @LunarIsHere_
      @LunarIsHere_ 4 месяца назад +2

      🎶today's the day!🎶

    • @Claire28Bear
      @Claire28Bear 4 месяца назад +5

      Please, I'm so sure that it's a Finding Nemo reference😭😭💞

    • @heiri7079
      @heiri7079 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Claire28Bear Thats what I thought as well

    • @alkimia1791
      @alkimia1791 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Claire28Bearit definitely is 🤣

  • @NuanceYT
    @NuanceYT 4 месяца назад +97

    32:39 does nobody else see the “this chicken has rizz” sign? 😭😭

    • @sheep7
      @sheep7 4 месяца назад +5

      I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT LIKE THIS

    • @grassspray
      @grassspray 4 месяца назад +4

      lmao i was searching for someone to say this

  • @Enandroid
    @Enandroid 4 месяца назад +1

    Great job Grian!!! You truly captured the spirit of the show! I can tell you are a true fan! When you announced you were doing Permitmaster, this is EXACTLY what I was hoping for

  • @foundtracker
    @foundtracker 4 месяца назад +57

    Grian being happier as the assistant to the permit manager instead of the permit manager is so funny to me😂

  • @patcat1276
    @patcat1276 4 месяца назад +21

    I really need Grian to start watching game changer, that and taskmaster are sure to create some interesting permit challenges next time there needs to be an auction

  • @AveragePeskyBird
    @AveragePeskyBird 4 месяца назад +1

    This episode was a masterpiece! I love how much it captured the Taskmaster feel :) great job

  • @harribo_starmux
    @harribo_starmux 4 месяца назад +35

    "Your next task is to make scar die in the funniest way possible"

    • @Ryvaken
      @Ryvaken 4 месяца назад +5

      "Scar I need you to stand here for science."

  • @B3tt3r12
    @B3tt3r12 4 месяца назад +859

    “If u think ur opinion matters well ur wrong, cubs opinion is the only one that matters”
    -grian
    👇Votes for making this in to a horn 😐🤚

    • @duaaayan-bf7hn
      @duaaayan-bf7hn 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@Joseph44114 ofc we have a very obvious bot

    • @Rubinkatze1989
      @Rubinkatze1989 4 месяца назад +10

      Please do not reply to the bot. Just report it and move on.

    • @kevv2
      @kevv2 4 месяца назад +3

      grain*

    • @ArsFelenlis
      @ArsFelenlis 4 месяца назад +8

      About par for the course with the real Greg Davies😂

    • @volehunter
      @volehunter 4 месяца назад +1

      Sounds like a new clip for a horn

  • @khwaishanjum8070
    @khwaishanjum8070 4 месяца назад +5

    I love how Joel went from the lowest points in the first one to being second and winning a permit

  • @heathertaylor3103
    @heathertaylor3103 4 месяца назад +24

    joe, beef, and false's short film honestly had me gasping for air in laughter. Something about the way it ended so abruptly but also so horrifyingly just got me.

  • @Moonthetherian5
    @Moonthetherian5 4 месяца назад +45

    grian: you must create your message by dying
    everyone: **awkward silence**
    grian: in game
    everyone: *internal sigh of relief*

    • @recurvestickerdragon
      @recurvestickerdragon 4 месяца назад +3

      I thought during the Cub Says segment, he was gonna follow "Cub says take off your shoes" after several seconds with "IRL", and see if anyone falls for it

    • @Moonthetherian5
      @Moonthetherian5 4 месяца назад

      @@recurvestickerdragon lol that would have been brutal

  • @clarky1216
    @clarky1216 4 месяца назад

    I feel like I need to say, I’ve enjoyed your content for years now, always happy to see your uploads, but this episode might be the most enjoyable I've ever seen from your series. Getting to see other hermits is always great, but this was just so much fun to watch. Thank you, Grian, for the hard work you put in!

  • @batwomanbeyond7901
    @batwomanbeyond7901 4 месяца назад +12

    I will say, Cleo going 'where's the melon?' Is very much in the spirit of the show being prodied.