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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2020
  • r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP attends a wedding and leaves her prescription drugs in her purse in a private room. That was apparently a stupid a mistake, because one of the wedding guests breaks into her room, steals her prescription drugs, and then approaches OP to ask if she has any other drugs that he can steal. Normally I'd think someone like this is a moron, but in this case he's probably just high as a kite. If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit videos!
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  • @ToxxicBurst476
    @ToxxicBurst476 3 года назад +468

    The "Bartering" lawyer story. Yes, people do barter like that, but what she's asking for isnt "I'll paint your deck you bake me a casserole" or "I'll look after your cat and you bring me spices from Mexico". What she's asing for is more like "Pay for my Month-long Vacation to Hawaii and I'll bring you a bundle of Coconuts"

    • @Original_Tenshi_Chan
      @Original_Tenshi_Chan 3 года назад +33

      LMAO! Not gonna lie, I had to do a double-take when reading your post. My first thought was "wait! Guys pay to have people paint their dicks?!" My bad....

    • @thomasdean302
      @thomasdean302 3 года назад +11

      More like a picture of a coconut

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 3 года назад +15

      But I've got a lo-ve-ly bunch of coconuts! There they are, standing in a row.

    • @SoMJenn
      @SoMJenn 3 года назад +6

      I actually remember this post. I saw it happening real time. It was an AITA post where she wanted to know if she was an asshole for going to her friend’s wedding and sitting when she was deliberately told to stand. The sad thing is she really didn’t have a clue that she was acting entitled. She was just genuinely terrible at social interactions

    • @D-me-dream-smp
      @D-me-dream-smp 3 года назад +7

      Yep she missed a vital aspect of bartering - which is that the items/services need to be of a similar or equivalent value.

  • @Skinnyp4545
    @Skinnyp4545 3 года назад +451

    Lawyer spends years in hard school and has hundreds of thousands in debt
    Choosing beggar: a couple cookies, take it or leave it

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo 3 года назад +12

      I mean, if it was a _daily_ batch of fresh cookies it might have been worth it.

    • @joel6230
      @joel6230 3 года назад +15

      @@Ikajo yeah but considering her its probally 2 cookies

    • @nataliarizo-patron1096
      @nataliarizo-patron1096 3 года назад +20

      He didnt get back to her because he is still laughing from the message she ledt him

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo 3 года назад

      @@joel6230 Probably

    • @asianpersuasian4217
      @asianpersuasian4217 3 года назад +3

      Lawyer: I'll pass.
      CB: Whaaat? Why?

  • @Hozzie323
    @Hozzie323 3 года назад +639

    rSlash: "Oh my God! What did I just read?!
    Me: "Oh my God! What did I just hear?!

    • @PtwibbieN09
      @PtwibbieN09 3 года назад +27

      God, I literally had to rewind because I thought I misheard it... hope he rots in hell, starting soon. I can’t imagine having that directed at me by someone who actually believes he’s entitled to speak to anyone like that.

    • @bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880
      @bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880 3 года назад +4

      He say what?!!!!!! 😮😮😮😮

    • @alkeswaney
      @alkeswaney 3 года назад +2

      jokes on you I read it on reddit before the video

    • @LucyAdroit
      @LucyAdroit 3 года назад +5

      The way he said it was HILARIOUS

    • @voidabletrash2727
      @voidabletrash2727 3 года назад +5

      3:47 if anyone wants to know

  • @plastic1695
    @plastic1695 3 года назад +392

    "My baking is out of this world seriously"
    1.) using an easy bake oven doesn't make your baking "out of this world"
    2.) the fire alarm isn't a timer

    • @jonathanhowells7864
      @jonathanhowells7864 3 года назад +13

      Unless people are breaking into your house like damn zombies for the cookies;they're not worth it

    • @evthespineconfiscator8652
      @evthespineconfiscator8652 3 года назад +4

      Plastic i like your profile pic its it's really cool

    • @plastic1695
      @plastic1695 3 года назад +1

      @@evthespineconfiscator8652 thanks

    • @general6836
      @general6836 3 года назад +2

      Unless the cookies are chocolate coated i'm not eating black cookies

    • @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779
      @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 3 года назад

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

  • @jaspr1999
    @jaspr1999 3 года назад +418

    Who just rummages around in someone's handbag without permission?! Even after decades of marriage, I don't go through my wife's purse. Having some stranger do that is, especially for drugs, is something I'd call the cops for.

    • @shinobusora
      @shinobusora 3 года назад +22

      For real. I guess they didn't want to ruin the wedding further by getting cops involved, but I'd have at least gone around and told everyone that the dude had stolen my shit and had probably stolen from other people, too, so they should check their personal items. Then pat him down and kick him out. I'm hoping they did something but it just didn't make it into the story.

    • @JamiJR
      @JamiJR 3 года назад +13

      The dude's an obvious drug addict. I can tell you from having to live through my older brothers' addictions, they don't hesitate to violate privacy to get their fix. One actually went into my bedroom to steal my boombox and VCR that I had bought with my babysitting money to sell for drug money. He never did pay me back for those either even after he finally got clean. And another stole from my wallet more than once, stole all these pretty dishes I had saved up to buy for when I had my own place, and was caught by mom stealing her things to sell so he could buy vodka. (And yet denies he stole anything even when caught red handed.) When someone's an addict they don't care about personal property. Just their next fix.

    • @gryphon4909
      @gryphon4909 3 года назад +8

      I keep rocks in my bag for the sole purpose of swinging it at a jerk

    • @gManGabe
      @gManGabe 3 года назад

      @BadKitty No need to type lol and an emoji. *We know you mean it*

    • @Fyreflier
      @Fyreflier 3 года назад +10

      I, a woman, even find it weird to do so when my mum or sister say "hey can you get x out my bag for me?" because bags are practically sacred like that. I've got a couple of male friends who like to help me and my female friends. We've had to tell them a couple of times to leave our bags where they are and we'll pick them up because you don't mess with a woman's handbag/purse unless she gives permission.
      So shit like "hey why have you only got your prescription medication for your medical condition in there and not other drugs that you don't need that I want for recreational purposes" is absolutely a horrible violation of privacy.

  • @silentone2451
    @silentone2451 3 года назад +81

    "HE DOESN'T NEEEEED AN OLD PHONE, HAS TO BE IPHONE 6 OR ABOVE!" "UHM EXCUSE ME WHEN DID I BECOME A PHONE STORE?!" Best response, lol.

    • @jonathanhowells7864
      @jonathanhowells7864 3 года назад +2

      Or "Do I look like I can afford an iPhone 6 or above?"

    • @evthespineconfiscator8652
      @evthespineconfiscator8652 3 года назад +1

      "What makes you think your child deserves a phone at all!" Another good response

  • @stephaniewayman6850
    @stephaniewayman6850 3 года назад +785

    My mouth literally dropped open when he said "cotton picking girl". Wow. Wow wow wow.....

    • @gryphon4909
      @gryphon4909 3 года назад +75

      Looks like someone came back from the 1800s

    • @rafifed8161
      @rafifed8161 3 года назад +23

      What does it mean? Is it like racist or something?

    • @gryphon4909
      @gryphon4909 3 года назад +81

      @@rafifed8161 very very Racist it's a reference to slavery

    • @rafifed8161
      @rafifed8161 3 года назад +23

      @@gryphon4909 ahh, got it. Thank you

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 3 года назад +76

      "Race Play" is something I've seen some people do, but if that was what he was going for, then he missed the first rule of BDSM:
      "Get informed consent FIRST."
      The "informed" part is extremely important, because it's basically the difference between "fun play" and "literally just abuse"

  • @songohan3321
    @songohan3321 3 года назад +334

    0 to Abstract Racism in less than half a second. Never fail to impress.

    • @PlatinumRoseLady
      @PlatinumRoseLady 3 года назад +10

      Anybody who writes what that racist piece of horse dung wrote isnt impressing anybody. What an utter pile of pencil shavings.

    • @fanman1813
      @fanman1813 3 года назад +2

      I was the 100th like so that some 9 year old couldn’t reply “ I WAS THE 100TH LIKE OMG!!!” And do that nobody could reply to them, “nobody cares.”

    • @parryhotter4283
      @parryhotter4283 3 года назад +4

      @@PlatinumRoseLady that is the most creative insult ive ever heard

    • @PlatinumRoseLady
      @PlatinumRoseLady 3 года назад +1

      @@parryhotter4283 *Takes a bow* Thanks so much!

    • @Gnagniel
      @Gnagniel 3 года назад +4

      Not to be a dick, but I think you meant "abject", meaning extreme or maximum, not "abstract," meaning conceptual

  • @xxStaroftheShow
    @xxStaroftheShow 3 года назад +292

    “Worship my...”
    Me : Say one more word.
    “Cotton picking -“
    Me , taking off earrings : Alright there’s your last words.

  • @Phlimbob
    @Phlimbob 3 года назад +91

    One of the most impactful reason I never even considered smoking was the fact that is such an expensive addiction. For instance, if you are a heavy smoker and smoke a pack a day, and that pack costs say $5, then in a year, you are spending $1825 in a year. Even if you can spread a pack out across a week, that is still $260 for a year. If you are a really heavy smoker and smoke 3+ packs a day, you are looking at almost $5500. As a 10 year old just learning about drugs, this was was waaaaayyy to much for my broke little self to comprehend. Yeah, I don't even like spending more than $15 bucks on coffee a month, let alone a smoking habit.

    • @pi3722
      @pi3722 3 года назад +6

      You may be 10, but you use better punctuation and make better sense than I do.

    • @theshaddowedsnow6838
      @theshaddowedsnow6838 3 года назад +10

      @@pi3722 I think op means when they were ten and it stuck with them

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 3 года назад +4

      @@theshaddowedsnow6838 I think you're right.
      In either case, Phlimbob was wise beyond his/her years.

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 3 года назад

      @Goat Someone gets it!!

    • @ukmedicfrcs
      @ukmedicfrcs 3 года назад +2

      Packs are more near the $10 mark.. very expensive and very deadly. The latter should be your first reason to not smoke.

  • @backstreetspearstm6870
    @backstreetspearstm6870 3 года назад +107

    3:48 they did it. They broke frikin r/slash who reads the weirdest stuff EVERYDAY for over a year!

    • @Josh_the_jester
      @Josh_the_jester 3 года назад +8

      Well yeah, he texted a phrase that's worst then saying the N word.

    • @ngozijones5697
      @ngozijones5697 3 года назад

      @@Josh_the_jester that in itself is impressive

    • @evthespineconfiscator8652
      @evthespineconfiscator8652 3 года назад +6

      Yeah i never heard him say something in that tone before. He flipping broke

  • @kaygau8817
    @kaygau8817 3 года назад +150

    R/Slash, I had the same reaction to that “worship my member” post when I found it not long ago. It was like getting slapped by a ton of bricks and I just couldn’t believe what I was reading....

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 3 года назад +4

      guys way too in love with their junk 🤣

    • @TramNguyen-qw2kp
      @TramNguyen-qw2kp 3 года назад +5

      im really sorry for Rslash having to read that *out loud* omfg

  • @elijahpatterson2596
    @elijahpatterson2596 3 года назад +401

    The Choosing Beggar stereotypes:
    The Excuse-Maker
    The "I was hoping you'd do this for free" Spender
    The Curser/Insulter
    The Low-Baller
    The "Can you deliver it for free?" Guy
    The Refund Asker
    The Discount Asker
    The "Give me your new stuff!!!" Demander
    Did I miss any?

    • @dfunk3137
      @dfunk3137 3 года назад +74

      The “I’m actually doing you a favor” guy

    • @UltimateBread48
      @UltimateBread48 3 года назад +2

      It’s perfect

    • @Jay-Gruener
      @Jay-Gruener 3 года назад +73

      The "I'm a single mother/I have x children to feed" type

    • @infamous638
      @infamous638 3 года назад +48

      The " its christmas and I need to give my angels a gift "

    • @jeremytheimer7443
      @jeremytheimer7443 3 года назад +6

      tell dude perfect to make this.

  • @SlitheringDemon
    @SlitheringDemon 3 года назад +166

    Ah, the choosing beggars. A unique breed indeed.

    • @skyleranimated9302
      @skyleranimated9302 3 года назад +2

      Indeed good sir

    • @leeannsampson6050
      @leeannsampson6050 3 года назад +5

      Choosing beggars are the product of entitled parents, that's how they're created.

    • @xenoviperxx1214
      @xenoviperxx1214 3 года назад +2

      uniquely disgusting

    • @artimos9950
      @artimos9950 3 года назад

      I agree with u

    • @gavmillz2066
      @gavmillz2066 3 года назад +1

      We are all the same. But choosingbeggars. There are a different breed indeed

  • @Camcam1213
    @Camcam1213 3 года назад +122

    "Come to the dark side, we have cookies. But no lawyer." - Karen

    • @backstreetspearstm6870
      @backstreetspearstm6870 3 года назад

      Kids. You know what must happen

    • @Pew-fs5nc
      @Pew-fs5nc 3 года назад

      "OP, I am your manager!" - Karenblader

    • @TheNormExperience
      @TheNormExperience 3 года назад +1

      Lol! I feel like the funniest part is she’s SO offended because this is how people do things in HER church. Y’know, the one the family lawyer she called ISN’T a member of? How rude they not know every single detail about Karen’s life! She should sue! Oh wait. 😏

    • @romeromkugle4540
      @romeromkugle4540 3 года назад

      LMAF😂😂

  • @Nekulturny
    @Nekulturny 3 года назад +92

    I used to smoke cigarettes years ago.. Before the recession of 2008, I smoked Dunhills, yes, quite expensive European cigarettes, I made enough money, I could afford that luxury... Then the recession happened. You know what I never did? Turn down an offer for a cheaper brand from a friend or family member offering to help me out by throwing a carton my way even if they were Pall Malls.

    • @Abigart69
      @Abigart69 3 года назад +1

      you back to that wealthy life?

    • @lilithdracul81
      @lilithdracul81 3 года назад +3

      Congratulations for quitting! It's so hard to quit, need to stop smoking myself.

    • @djsixx96
      @djsixx96 3 года назад +2

      I’ve always smoked cheap brands. In Texas, the most expensive cigs are newports and camels. Tho I pick up Times, This, pall malls, carnivals, and 305s for less than $4-$5. (€3-€4)

    • @djsixx96
      @djsixx96 3 года назад +1

      @BadKitty I started buyin bag tobacco. I found it much better and much cheaper to do so.

    • @RoyalRoses
      @RoyalRoses 3 года назад +1

      I'm a smoker and trying to quit. Pall Malls would definitely help, they make me nauseous lol!

  • @Serarue
    @Serarue 3 года назад +71

    The tag for the first story is Vibeeout/Vibequeeeen . Apparently she doesn’t give anyone credit for their artwork.

  • @jedkleppen
    @jedkleppen 3 года назад +112

    My "friends and family" discount is 2x my regular price.

    • @UltimateBread48
      @UltimateBread48 3 года назад +1

      What you sell

    • @SlateHeart
      @SlateHeart 3 года назад +11

      I have to fight my artist friends to let me pay and tip them. I had a friend that sells items for 25 $ and 10$ base for shipping (it's a fragile item) I paid her 45$ for it.

    • @UltimateBread48
      @UltimateBread48 3 года назад +2

      @@SlateHeart good on you

    • @jedkleppen
      @jedkleppen 3 года назад

      @@UltimateBread48 build websites, help with tech support, any tech/nerd help. With some choosing beggar relatives, hell...anything!

    • @UltimateBread48
      @UltimateBread48 3 года назад

      @@jedkleppen dang

  • @pitlink4345
    @pitlink4345 3 года назад +16

    Hold up, cookies? That's almost as bad as saying "I'll pay you in exposure."

  • @strikeforce1500
    @strikeforce1500 3 года назад +13

    I remember back at my tech support days. A lady called that her computer, for the first time, wouldn't turn on, we tried trouble shoot but nothing worked. I told her she couldn't send it to the company for repair and she got mada and, I would never forget this, shout "I WILL NEVER BUY (x company product) EVER AGAIN, AND THEY WILL GET THAT FROM YOUR PAYCHECK" and end the call.
    Her computer was 10 years old.

  • @redditcookie3526
    @redditcookie3526 3 года назад +94

    A father is listening to his daughter say her prayers before bed. The daughter says “God bless Mummy and God Bless Daddy and God bless Grandma and good bye Grandad.” The father says, “Good bye Grandad? Why is that?” The daughter says, “Just because I felt like it.” The next day, Grandad drops dead. The father can’t believe the coincidence, but decided not to question it. That night, he listens to the daughter’s prayers again. She says, “God bless Mummy and God bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma.” The father is shocked again and asks his daughter why, but she says again, “Just because I felt like it.” The next day, the Grandma drops dead and now the Father is getting worried but doesn’t know what to do, so he tries to forget about it. That night, he listens to his daughter again and she says, “God bless Mummy and goodbye Daddy.” The father is now terrified and goes to work the next day sweating, cancels all of his meetings, and hides in his office for the whole day. He doesn’t go home and stays there until midnight. He’s very surprised. ‘I’ve cheated death!’ he thinks to himself, then rushes home. His wife asks, “Where have you been?!” and the husband says, “Oh don’t ask me any questions, today’s been miserable.” The wife replies, “Your days been miserable? Well, listen to my day! Firstly, the milk man drops dead on the porch…”

    • @IchyJo
      @IchyJo 3 года назад +12

      @@20kkskrt65 Looks like you need to create some art and sell it for exposure quick! 🤔

    • @310why
      @310why 3 года назад +8

      @@20kkskrt65 stfu

    • @Jay-Gruener
      @Jay-Gruener 3 года назад +7

      That's so dark and I love it!

    • @chvijayadurga9268
      @chvijayadurga9268 3 года назад +9

      Now we really know who the father is😂😂😂

    • @redditcookie3526
      @redditcookie3526 3 года назад +3

      @@Jay-Gruener

  • @aleahlrb
    @aleahlrb 3 года назад +15

    3:47 rSlash said exactly what I thought after that line. 😂

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester 3 года назад +29

    2:35 so I decided to look what the going rate for a devours lawyer and if she wanted to pay with cookies, cookies that are made with butter, cane sugar, flour and pretty much all the ingredients for bakery quality cookies, in order to pay her lawyer in cookies she would need to bake 4,500 cookies, as quality cookies like this are $1.50 a pop, so get baking, if you know what's good for you.

    • @allisonavery7273
      @allisonavery7273 3 года назад +1

      Sounds fair

    • @illegallyapollo1637
      @illegallyapollo1637 3 года назад

      for real tho cane sugar is so good, i've gone to a sugar cane farm before and it tastes great

  • @iplet
    @iplet 3 года назад +14

    *my sister smokes*
    "Ah, I used to smoke"
    *Her cigarettes we're almost ten dollars a pack*
    "Mine were on the nicer end, about eight and a half bucks"
    *Her pack would almost last a week*
    "WHAT??!! I WAS GOING THROUGH A PACK A DAY FOR YEARS!!"

  • @gaborboth3602
    @gaborboth3602 3 года назад +21

    "This grout is supposed to stay white for twenty years. What has it been, seventeen, eighteen? Peggy, where's that receipt?" -Hank Hill

  • @ngozijones5697
    @ngozijones5697 3 года назад +3

    5:40 "golly gee willakers lady" had me dying. r/slash, never stop being you bro

  • @artistfromthevoid4203
    @artistfromthevoid4203 3 года назад +17

    I literally had a choosing beggar experience this morning lol I was playing and online game where you can talk and trade with other people and this person wanted something I was trading. So they start texting me and said “I have a wheelchair” and I said back “um, ok?” And the person says “you should give me the item for free” and I said this is definitely not how this works lol and then they said that they probably wouldn’t walk again and I think “ I don’t even know if you’re in a wheelchair or not” so I ended up canceling the trade and blocking them lol the person was most likely a kid but still, I don’t tolerate choosing beggars, no matter the age

    • @Allmight_Kitty
      @Allmight_Kitty 3 года назад +5

      Lol choosing beggars in online games are the worst. XD I encounter them often enough and they do this only because my chara looks expensive. Fun fact, it's only color and style matched. The items are something you get anyway. XD No huge amounts of ingame currency (or hard cash) needed.
      It's always, "I just need a little bit to buy something." "I just need a bit to learn how to ride" Geee I put in the work, why can't you??? (And what has being in a wheelchair anything to do with an online game? He can walk fine it there right? XD )

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 2 года назад +1

      You probably saved yourself a lot of headache by cutting and running early.

  • @ozymandias3322
    @ozymandias3322 3 года назад +3

    That guy's sister with the expensive cigarettes who fussed about having to go where he wanted to eat totally reminded me of my ex who is also the mother of my child. She is the worst choosing beggar of all time and that story seriously brought up PTSD memories for me because of how horrible she was, you did the right thing by telling your sister you were just going to use doordash, good for you!

  • @Nekulturny
    @Nekulturny 3 года назад +32

    I started screaming "I'm stronger than yesterday... audible clap twice". Thanks for reminding me of that song. I know, its Brittney Spears, but it really is a solid song, get over who sang it.

    • @UltimateBread48
      @UltimateBread48 3 года назад

      You want a good song? Look up “the score” ALL of their songs are amazing and are super underrated

    • @cyberplays6066
      @cyberplays6066 3 года назад

      @@UltimateBread48 dude I love their songs

    • @UltimateBread48
      @UltimateBread48 3 года назад

      @@cyberplays6066 what’s your favorite, mines Miracle and stronger

    • @cyberplays6066
      @cyberplays6066 3 года назад

      @@UltimateBread48 mines the legend

    • @UltimateBread48
      @UltimateBread48 3 года назад

      @@cyberplays6066 that ones good

  • @crow_face_1251
    @crow_face_1251 3 года назад +41

    RUclips: There’s three comments
    Me: ...Can I see them?
    RUclips: No

    • @20kkskrt65
      @20kkskrt65 3 года назад +1

      My mom said if I get 200 likes on my recent she will buy me my dream ipad🥺🥺🥺

    • @africangreygaming7092
      @africangreygaming7092 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @310why
      @310why 3 года назад +1

      @@20kkskrt65 stfu

  • @fanman1813
    @fanman1813 3 года назад +858

    Lmao I love when toxic people post “positive “ stuff
    Edit: ok so I don’t really deserve to be the top comment but thanks I guess. I mean like I honestly don’t really like attention that much, ever since... nvm.

    • @renny7664
      @renny7664 3 года назад +39

      Lmao, she's still active. Found her instagram without even trying lol.

    • @TheOnlyHand
      @TheOnlyHand 3 года назад +2

      @@renny7664 oh nice

    • @destinyturner8530
      @destinyturner8530 3 года назад +8

      @@renny7664 sameeee I also found her main insta and her youtube channel. 😂

    • @rebella8898
      @rebella8898 3 года назад +17

      People are posting vile comments on her page. She is a choosing beggar, but no one deserves being cussed out from random strangers.

    • @justmeok2
      @justmeok2 3 года назад +11

      @@rebella8898 didnt she do tue same?

  • @Unmaxed
    @Unmaxed 3 года назад +2

    5:26
    CB: D O N T T A L K T O M E L I K E
    *T H A T!!!*
    Also CB: *proceeds to harass op*

  • @jacobshort2468
    @jacobshort2468 3 года назад +5

    As a gamer and hardware enthusiast, it _REALLY_ hurt to see someone look at "34" CURVED _U L T R A W I D E_ LG monitor" and go "iTS jUsT a SmALl tV"

  • @saracoelho2696
    @saracoelho2696 3 года назад +22

    Hope everyone is having a great day 🖤

    • @bored6253
      @bored6253 3 года назад

      Bot?

    • @20kkskrt65
      @20kkskrt65 3 года назад +1

      My mom said if I get 200 likes on my recent she will buy me my dream ipad🥺🥺🥺

    • @310why
      @310why 3 года назад

      @@20kkskrt65 stfu

    • @bored6253
      @bored6253 3 года назад

      @@20kkskrt65 stfu

    • @-doc-
      @-doc- 3 года назад +1

      Thanks and I hope you have a great day too

  • @JKrowlingrockx
    @JKrowlingrockx 3 года назад +1

    8:05 how some of these “can you get me a discount cause we’re cool” stories should go lol

  • @mimibun3497
    @mimibun3497 3 года назад +4

    The sister who's complaining about cigarettes and not getting her kid food is doing the same thing my mom used to do it me. Shes selling her car instead of getting a job to provide for her family. That's child neglect. No kid wants to walk to school every day like I did when I was little. Shes gonna go to far one day and I suggest please keeping an eye on her behaviors

  • @suppacoo7268
    @suppacoo7268 3 года назад +39

    Stealing drugs is a favorite past-time of mine as well, but I'm not a choosing beggar smh. Some of my favorite to steal include Dayquil and pepto bismol.

    • @UltimateBread48
      @UltimateBread48 3 года назад

      Hol’ up

    • @aoaoaaoaoao889
      @aoaoaaoaoao889 3 года назад +5

      mine is grandmas pills

    • @suppacoo7268
      @suppacoo7268 3 года назад

      @@aoaoaaoaoao889 epic

    • @aoaoaaoaoao889
      @aoaoaaoaoao889 3 года назад +2

      @@suppacoo7268 indeed, they taste like liquorice

    • @destinytapia8759
      @destinytapia8759 3 года назад +2

      I have a tendency to rummage through my parents medicine cabinet too. My favorite is ibuprofen and tums 😅😅😅

  • @themilkdadnevercamebackwit5554
    @themilkdadnevercamebackwit5554 3 года назад +12

    In a universe where cookies are currency:
    Yes can I have Some gum ? yeah sure that’ll be 30 cookies please.

    • @ngozijones5697
      @ngozijones5697 3 года назад +2

      nah more like 5. 30 would be in exchange for lunch

    • @thesquigz616
      @thesquigz616 3 года назад +1

      Cookie clicker irl

    • @a-goblin
      @a-goblin 3 года назад +1

      30 cookies for 1 stick of gum? that's highway robbery!

  • @wolfstring458
    @wolfstring458 3 года назад +6

    7:43 oh the audacity for her to want to pay her bill's

  • @GreatQuestionFran
    @GreatQuestionFran 3 года назад +3

    Rslash's "WHAT DID I JUST READ!" are the best reactions lol

  • @sannyshootsshit3700
    @sannyshootsshit3700 3 года назад +3

    3:40 woah...
    poor Rslash actually had to say that shiz, he deserves a raise...

  • @CazadorSlayer
    @CazadorSlayer 3 года назад +3

    She should just sell her child. Boom, two birds with one stone!
    Plenty of cigarette money! Instantly cut down on food costs! It's a great deal!

  • @gryphon4909
    @gryphon4909 3 года назад +1

    That drawing was BEAUTIFUL that jerk doesn't deserve to have all that talent and time wasted on her

  • @caitsith3.0
    @caitsith3.0 3 года назад +2

    I felt bad for both the OP and Slash. OP for having to deal with that crappy banker, and Slash for having to read that.

    • @jonathanhowells7864
      @jonathanhowells7864 3 года назад +1

      That banker would definitely be on a sex offenders list

  • @theswedishdude1
    @theswedishdude1 3 года назад +6

    19 instagram followers, OP sure got a lot of exposure there.

  • @shadowman7307
    @shadowman7307 3 года назад +7

    I bet some authorities would be interested in that smoking lady and her kids' living conditions.

  • @kuroshi2798
    @kuroshi2798 3 года назад +1

    To be fair to that last lady, it wouldn't be too bad of a deal if her tea game is on point.

  • @RhamanaChan
    @RhamanaChan 3 года назад +2

    I'm so happy that the mum of the cigarette sister story wasn't an entitled mother and called OP back making them pay for the stuff anyway.

  • @Jay-Gruener
    @Jay-Gruener 3 года назад +4

    3:47 THIS is why I love rSlash. Genuine reactions!

  • @snowplow8323
    @snowplow8323 3 года назад +6

    Oh look a Mine Turtle!
    Hello! 🐢

  • @ladysollua
    @ladysollua 3 года назад +1

    That Costco story reminded me of when I worked at a well known department store that rhymes with holes. Someone came in to return an electric razor she bought over fifteen years ago. The item is no longer in the system because it’s been over fifteen years and the product is no longer available. She got angry and one of my supervisors had to go through hoops to ensure that this thing could be returned (it couldn’t). The razor still had hair in it.

  • @GrimWD
    @GrimWD 3 года назад +2

    I actually laughed when he tried to return a router 7 YEARS LATER! (By the way, I've been a fan for a year or two. Nice work and keep it up!)

    • @indigetes
      @indigetes 2 года назад

      I sold a Serrano Ham. It was a nuts grown one, which is mid range in price, so it was around 120$. After a couple of months, the guy came back with the bone and asked for an exchange or a reimbursement because he didn't like it.
      Other customers broke down in laughter and told him to leave.
      He tried to return eaten food.....

  • @itspeachaboo2477
    @itspeachaboo2477 3 года назад +3

    That moment when you and Rslash say "Oh My GOD" at the same time 🤣

  • @chaeminkim5914
    @chaeminkim5914 3 года назад +3

    Lawyer with...cookies.... in the name of Earth, what is this?!

  • @ThaBalMasta
    @ThaBalMasta 3 года назад +2

    I think he just died inside reading the cotton part. It hurt my soul too...

  • @s.robichaud3116
    @s.robichaud3116 2 месяца назад +1

    When R/slash talks about returning groceries...I have a story lol
    There is a grocery store in New England that allows just about anything to be returned.
    A guy came in, with no product, and a 8 day old recipient and got a refund for beef and milk..
    I can only assume he ate the stuff and returned it. It was honestly hard to watch but he did it. And they let him

  • @Mini-qk1jx
    @Mini-qk1jx 3 года назад +15

    I went to the instagram positive person... they deleted the post about the art

    • @Abigart69
      @Abigart69 3 года назад +3

      i know right? anyway im just letting angry people know that her account is @vibeeout on insta. i hope they don't use this information to go to her account

    • @sunnysnowflake8393
      @sunnysnowflake8393 3 года назад +3

      Every single one of her pics has comments of people who found her because of rslash. Im sure she never thought her beggar post would bring this much hate. I’m here for it

    • @Abigart69
      @Abigart69 3 года назад +1

      @@sunnysnowflake8393 that's a great attitude Tiffanie. i love you for it

    • @Mini-qk1jx
      @Mini-qk1jx 3 года назад +2

      @@sunnysnowflake8393 I just went thought the comments they absolutely ripped into her oof

    • @TheVampireAzriel
      @TheVampireAzriel 3 года назад +1

      @@Abigart69 I didn't do that at all.

  • @claudryn
    @claudryn 3 года назад +4

    i never knew i needed something as much as i needed to hear rslash quoting motivational quotes in a karen voice

  • @DrYeet2704
    @DrYeet2704 3 года назад

    "oh my god, what did I just READ!"
    That high-pitched voice gave me a good laugh, mate.

  • @kristinawentz8801
    @kristinawentz8801 3 года назад

    Lmao off at the lady offering to pay the lawyer with cookies. 😂😂

  • @alexalodu2247
    @alexalodu2247 3 года назад +16

    If someone cared this is the ig from the drawing choosing beggar vibequeeentv
    Also she has a yt positivity channel 🤦🏻

    • @alexalodu2247
      @alexalodu2247 3 года назад

      @Wednesdayfornight yep I guess more people found her account and were defending OP

  • @theprokoking7156
    @theprokoking7156 3 года назад +13

    Imagine trying to buy some crazy rare collectors item like an EarthBound Mach Pizza air freshener or a rare Pokémon card, that go for like $100s of dollars and asking to buy it for $5. How fast would someone be shut down for asking to buy an item that barely even exists anymore for $5

    • @bobrandomness1055
      @bobrandomness1055 3 года назад +1

      reminds me of the post on the subreddit where someone was selling i think it was a limited edition spiderman comic that was signed by Stan Lee and the CB was like "i'll buy it from you for 40 cents"

  • @uru47d73bxue
    @uru47d73bxue 3 года назад +2

    Yo rslash, your videos have been helpful during these last few months. Some of these remote days have been tough, but your videos really help with some great background noise. Please keep up the amazing videos man.

  • @H2Oabz
    @H2Oabz 3 года назад +2

    My jaw literally dropped at the banker! Change the b to a w, sounds better for that man 🐷

  • @WhoRUTalkingAbout
    @WhoRUTalkingAbout 3 года назад +12

    I waited for an entire hour.
    I thought there was *no* Rslash.

  • @stingraykitten1796
    @stingraykitten1796 3 года назад +3

    Wait isn't it Rslash's birthday month (I remember him saying november because we share the same birthday month I believe)
    Well Happy birthday month Rslash!
    Edit: I'mma copy this and try to spread it let's wish Rslash a happy birthday month :3

  • @missluciddreams3472
    @missluciddreams3472 3 года назад

    We said Oh, My God at the same time in the same way...too funny...that is kind of reaction that story caused 😆

  • @Athlynne
    @Athlynne 3 года назад +1

    Damn, I hope the bridesmaid OP reported that guy for theft! I def. would if anyone ever messed with MY Adderall. To those of us who take it legally and genuinely need it, that medicine can be a godsend.

  • @chadaroo9261
    @chadaroo9261 3 года назад +6

    Everyone who can, PLEASE GO OUT AND VOTE!!!!! MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD. PLEASE!!

  • @truehoomanhere6230
    @truehoomanhere6230 3 года назад +3

    God if one day anyone ever tries to call me a "cotton picking girl" I think I'm gonna lose it

  • @sheepo793
    @sheepo793 3 года назад +1

    Anyone remember entitled kids? Their screaming was so annoying especially when ur a little kid with ur mom in a store. Can we get a entitled kids get owned plzzz that would br so epic! Ur videos are so cool and funny and are the best to hear when im on my free time. Keep up the great work!

  • @MrMegaPussyPlayer
    @MrMegaPussyPlayer 3 года назад +1

    7:22 Great idea ... I hope I have enough passion and pride to pay my next rent with it.

  • @meganfenton856
    @meganfenton856 3 года назад +4

    Yay! I've been refreshing for 5 minutes!

  • @kaykanut8778
    @kaykanut8778 3 года назад +3

    I've smoked since I was 13 and it's nearly impossible for me to quit. So I rolled cigs since I was 18 for like 10 bucks a week instead of 7-8 bucks a pack which I'd smoke in one day. Beggars really can't be choosers lol

  • @she_evel
    @she_evel 3 года назад

    Take a drink every time he has to say "Costco!" Lol.

  • @zackaronie.b.2709
    @zackaronie.b.2709 3 года назад

    The way you said ‘oh my gawd, what did I just read.’ Is literally the exact way I thought it in my head before you said it

  • @blaze2659
    @blaze2659 3 года назад +3

    This will probably make my day

  • @mbr7156
    @mbr7156 3 года назад +3

    Persnickity side note regarding adderall: for those with legitimate ADHD, Adderall actually calms them down.. so the 4 hour drive would have felt like just as long and might have proven even more exhausting because OP would have been focused and aware the whole time of what an asshole this dillweed was. On the other hand, it's a moot point in that Adderall keeps the impulsivity associated with ADHD in check, so without it, she might have agreed -- who knows. Bottom line: if Adderall makes you "hyper", you don't need Adderall -- you need therapy to deal with your abuse of/ addiction to amphetamines.

    • @PtwibbieN09
      @PtwibbieN09 3 года назад +1

      Lmao... 100% true. I can’t sleep if I don’t take my medications daily. It’s the weirdest thing because I thought people were pulling my leg that they used it as an upper when I was in school.
      Take my medication and there’s a pretty good chance I’m going to tell you what I really think of you in a variety of creative ways with no filter. In between the random nonsense, weird observations, off key singing, etc etc ...And he’d be wide awake to hear me every dang time.

  • @manerson2851
    @manerson2851 3 года назад

    10:00
    Cb: if you are selling it it must be broken
    Also cb: I want to give it to my kid

  • @Beth_The_Bored
    @Beth_The_Bored 3 года назад

    OP: Where did you get that?!
    Dude: Out of your purse.... *duh* ...
    Annnnd, this is why I NEVER leave my purse unattended!

  • @samuelrussell7003
    @samuelrussell7003 3 года назад +8

    If you smoke you will literally smoke any type of cigarettes if you really need one you don't care what they taste like or how much they cost you'll just smoke it

    • @Purin1023
      @Purin1023 3 года назад +1

      When I smoked I usually smoked "expensive" cigs (literally just marbs, but it's NY so they were 11 bucks a pack.) I had the option to go to buy cigs from the nearby Native American reservation where they don't have our insane tax laws, and get their cheapest brand for 2 bucks a pack. I'd normally agree that if you *need* a smoke, you'll smoke anything, but those 2 dollar cigarettes would make me nearly vomit on the spot. I would seriously rather go through full nicotine withdrawals than smoke those nasty things.
      I eventually settled for the slightly higher quality $3.50 packs before I quit completely a few years later.

  • @nitro_artzyt8695
    @nitro_artzyt8695 3 года назад +12

    yeah I see you scrolling

  • @audreygargus6845
    @audreygargus6845 3 года назад +1

    Lmao I’m glad I’ve never met an entitled person like this or they would most definitely get their teeth knocked out.

  • @mastergx1
    @mastergx1 3 года назад

    One of these reminded me how my friend and I quote our work. He's a fitter and I'm an electrician. Sometimes when we give a quote - say.... £600, we get asked "is that your best price?" we always respond with something like... Noo, my best price is £680!

  • @andrewkelly3702
    @andrewkelly3702 3 года назад +3

    I fell bad R/slash had to read that second. Like hory shart Wtf was that.

  • @drewherter8512
    @drewherter8512 3 года назад +6

    (Posted 54 seconds ago)
    Yeah this is the perfect start to a good day

    • @20kkskrt65
      @20kkskrt65 3 года назад

      My mom said if I get 200 likes on my recent she will buy me my dream ipad🥺🥺🥺

    • @310why
      @310why 3 года назад +1

      @@20kkskrt65 stfu

  • @KZG.Silent_Scribe
    @KZG.Silent_Scribe 3 года назад

    15:42 I feel personally attacked 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thrownoutacc
    @thrownoutacc 3 года назад +2

    3:43
    Imagine being racist to a person because they won't do what they aren't supposed to and thinking you're right 👍

  • @IsaacHoweiner
    @IsaacHoweiner 3 года назад +10

    EVERYONE REMEMBER TO VOTE.

  • @viatheanimator
    @viatheanimator 3 года назад +19

    I didn’t think I’d become a “here early” comment but... I’ve never been this early

  • @mattbell9705
    @mattbell9705 3 года назад

    I work at a retail store as a Customer Service Manager and have had to deal with many customers trying to return something far beyond a reasonable time frame. It’s so fun explaining this while they get aggravated for idiotic reasons

  • @Kruhee
    @Kruhee 2 года назад +1

    I like to have rSlash up in the background when I work and every time the "cotton" line comes up I literally cringe into myself like some sort of raisin!

  • @vibes5805
    @vibes5805 3 года назад +5

    Never been this early before

  • @timoborri298
    @timoborri298 3 года назад

    People need to learn to block idiots with low offers more quickly

  • @goonerbear8659
    @goonerbear8659 3 года назад

    "Does your mother know you speak?"
    Does she know that's how I speak!? That's how she TAUGHT me to speak!

  • @taylorp6643
    @taylorp6643 3 года назад

    The sister story reminds me of something my mom says, "there's a difference between a hand up and a handout"

  • @artcornercafe267
    @artcornercafe267 3 года назад

    That woman who was trying to get a free lawyer with cookies, I bet her cookies taste like garbage

  • @enderandroid2306
    @enderandroid2306 10 месяцев назад

    3:33
    rSlash: What did I just read!?
    Me: What did I just hear!?

  • @discolizard712
    @discolizard712 3 года назад +2

    my god, the sister story reminded me a bit of my older sister :') she would complain aswell over any place i chose when we were going out to eat, whenever i bought her stuff she wanted, she would get happy but would quickly go around and demand/pursuade me to buy more stuff getting increasingly expensive :/ now she just keeps asking for money and gets extremely annoyed when i force her to pay me back by the end of the month :')

    • @HelloHi-vs4rj
      @HelloHi-vs4rj 3 года назад

      Bruh, just cut contact lmao

    • @discolizard712
      @discolizard712 3 года назад +1

      @@HelloHi-vs4rj would rather hard, seen as i'm the only one willing to talk with her in our family :/ same with my mother's mom :') their only source of info about how my mom is doing as what's going on...

    • @HelloHi-vs4rj
      @HelloHi-vs4rj 3 года назад

      @@discolizard712 oof, props for still putting up with her shit

    • @discolizard712
      @discolizard712 3 года назад +1

      @@HelloHi-vs4rj i'm glad i got the long end of the stick with my patience :')

    • @HelloHi-vs4rj
      @HelloHi-vs4rj 3 года назад

      @@discolizard712 yip

  • @daniexmachina
    @daniexmachina 3 года назад

    Hahahahaha I will hire a lawyer who usually charges thousands of dollars with my cookies because they are just that damn good!