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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2020
- r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP goes on a date with his girlfriend and his would-be in-laws. He thought he was going to have a very normal dinner, but it turned into one of the worst experiences of his entire life. The mother-in-law is an absolute insane entitled Karen who harasses the waiter nonstop and even tries to steal food from another table! If you like this video, subscribe for more daily Reddit content!
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"Mommy its ok please dont steal others people potatos". That 6 year old is way more civilized than anybody in that family.
Imagine being a kid having to say that to a parent.
the fact that the 6 YEAR OLD was saying that just makes me lose that much more faith in humanity. As if I hadn't already lost enough.
You wouldn’t wanna steal an Irish mans potato’s I tell you that much
Too bad that 6 year old will slowly have her family condition that civility out of her.
@@zanyraccoon6361 unfortunately....
As soon as I heard the girlfriend say “The terrible service”, I CRINGED so hard!
I'm more appalled at how she doesn't even realize that it wasn't the service that was bad, it was her banshee of a mother that made it so terrible. Did she even go out to dinner or something with OP's folks before that at all? Probably not, but good christ I'd be trying to slip the staff a tip out of my own pocket and apologized for being a part of that $#!t they had to deal with and then giving the would-be wife a very lengthy laminated letter explaining exactly why I won't be marrying her (in the bluntest and most brutally honest terms possible).
@@RiptoGakt The letter wouldn't help. Karens don't believe they're Karens; it's always somebody else's fault.
sounds like a narcissistic parent who somehow managed to get everyone in her family on her side. Quite often their victims will develop mechanisms to appease the narcissist, but I've never seen them internalize it this hard. It's actually quite imporessive, albeit pure evil at the same time.
People are very rarely the villains in the stories they tell themselves about themselves
@@taylorlibby7642 that's the point with narcissism, it's a mental illness where you are incapable (more or less, depending on severity) to recognize that you've done anything wrong.
Lets not forgot the awesome old lady that stood up to "Ellen" and threw the potatoes on the floor, she is the champion of that story. She totally did that out of justified spite. And she rocks for that.
Do not mess with old people's food. We will mess you up.
I expected her to actually pour them ON the mom.
If your s/o and/or their family are terrible towards service industry employees, that's a huge red flag. I would end the relationship then and there.
That Ellen story was amazing. How the hell can anyone not see that woman was insane. Glad he dodged that bullet.
Nah he didn't dodge a bullet, he dodged a nuclear bomb. How can ANYONE think that's normal? If I were in that situation, I would have immediately stood up and tell them, "I'm gonna head out now, as I feel like I'm not welcome here. Girlfriend, we'll talk after I get to my hotel about all this." Cancel my check and walk out without any questions or arguments.
Presumably, she had conditioned her family into being loyal extensions of her ego.
@@RamdomView Yeeeesh what a sick sad family. I REALLY hope their daughter doesn't reproduce.
Dudes lucky he met the crazy family & found out what his girlfriend was really like before proposing!
I mean he could break up before getting married. He wouldve met them at the reception
The dude is lying. Screenwriter... The story is at best a wild exaggeration, more likely a lie for attention.
I have a mom who's occasionally entitled, and I always apologize for her and he understands I can't control her and if I spoke up I'd get my ass beat. This guys gf is just as bad as his mom if she sees nothing wrong with this.
You not from earth are you haha
@@MegaRypper are.....are you ok?
"Mommy,it's ok,don't take someone else's potatoes"
I nearly cried lmao she's cute
Unlike her mom
And her sister
And I hope she didn't give into that "Only find a man who works for profit" bit, which made this whole thing disturbing. I get the feeling that she'll be writing Reddit stories about her family and sister when she's old enough.
Dude, I have an aunt who would do that "stack of ones on the table" thing, and it pissed my and my siblings off so much since we all worked in restaurants and knew the struggle
That story around Minute 10 makes me really sick. OP, please get in Contact with your Ex and try to free her from the Evil Sith Lord's MIND CONTROL. Please at least try.
@@slevinchannel7589 From the way the ex replied about the entire thing, she is far too corrupted by her mother already
The best part is that we’ll never run out of these kinds of stories, because entitlement is contagious.
That's not good.
@Deathscyther I know
That’s the scariest thing I’ve ever heard
Kinda sad tho but eh
Aaaand there’s a pron bot.
If I was the boyfriend during that dinner, I would have just slipped out of the restaurant hopefully undetected then text the now ex-girlfriend “we’re done, see ya!”
Edit: 900 likes?! WOW, thanks everyone!
and the tip here is to meet the parents before you move in together
@Alexxis -20- Porn STARS ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ no ❤
lol
Draegon Manaka
Agreed.
With how unfazed with the whole situation she was,
what would've it been like in the future?
On our way out I would’ve slipped the waiter a 20 for having to put up with us for that long
Karen wants to battle!
Karen uses "demanding to speak to the manager"
Manager uses L O G I C
Karen fainted
You defeated the Karen!
You got $400 from the battle!
Don't be silly. Logic has no effect on Karen.
I place Security Guard in Attack Mode!
@@LeeroyPorkins I play outburst in defense mode
@@jasonthompson8732 HAH! YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD! "I WANT YOUR MANAGER"!
The fact that his girlfriend was unfazed by terrible treatment of waitstaff is a huge red flag. My mom is a massive narcissist and she treats people like shit. I get upset with her every time I see it and make a point to tell her that her behavior is uncalled for. And if she ever said something messed up about one of my loved ones. If I didn’t want to make a scene I would at least glare at her and comfort my friend or boyfriend. Also The fact that she didn’t warn him what her parents were entitled basically means she sees nothing wrong with that behavior.
I literally threw my phone across the room in that last story, “iT’s aGaInSt cAMp pOliCy” okay, but theft isn’t?
seriously! it's a crime?
honestly i lost all my brain celllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
as someone who loves pokemon, i wanted to shatter smth hearing that
It sucks but since he left the cards in a common shared space with several other families that's how it works. If they were stolen from the bedroom action might be taken since that's their private quarters. People are shitty and hopefully karma bit them in the ass.
what's worse is you just know that brat ruined the cards within days of having them. spoilt brats like him never treat things right and always end up destroying them and then crying to mommy that its ruined
Entitled Parent: "clap for her! You don't even KNOW talent"
Audience: "No talent, no talent!"
LOL, yes, the references though
With malicious booing
rSlash: "Begging for validation like that is SO cringey."
Also rSlash: "By the way, if you're enjoying this content, be sure to 'like' this video."
I see what you did there. Roflmao.
Roflmao? That’s a new one
@@WaterPhlows agreed
ROFLMAO
@@WaterPhlows Rolling On [the] Floor, Laughing My (butt) Off. It's an old one.
@@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber i know rofl and lmao, but ive never seen Them be put together
Ellen: so you're a screenwriter?
OP: well, yes but actually no.
That story around Minute 10 makes me really sick. OP, please get in Contact with your Ex and try to free her from the Evil Sith Lord's MIND CONTROL. Please at least try.
@@slevinchannel7589 It was far too late for the ex to be saved, she was thoroughly corrupted by her mother already.
ENTITLED MOTHERS: Willing to steal anything from a child.
Me: protect the vip
VIP=Holo Charzard
And the elderly
And give it to their child
Never steal pokemon cards especially a collectors pokemons card
The worst part is that Pokémon theft is actually kinda common. I haven’t been affected, but there are several stories online about iy
EM: YOU CAN'T APPRECIATE TALENT!
ME: We appreciate it. You just don't have it!
Lol. Mirror profile pic!
Prasanna Kadam not really, the b has a little thing at the bottom that the P doesn’t have
I’d probably be like zoidberg in the audience “your talent is bad and you should feel bad!”
At that point, the crowd should've just chanted "NO TALENT! NO TALENT" to EM.
I wish someone in the audience went, "Boo! You stink!" Like that random, faceless character from Spongebob Squarepants.
If my partners mother was acting like that I would’ve left before ordering, not having her as an in-law😂
15:25
“Then a wild Karen appears”
Quickly use the master ball!
why??? No one would want that one anyway and to use up a precious master ball for that would be such a waste
@@lauras.9294 Agreed. Use the master ball on something useful
Seal her away like Eternatus
@@hamishstewart5324 Don’t compare Karen’s to Eternatus, please. Karen’s are an even worst monster.
WTH was that last story? That really sucked for that girl.
A story about a kid who will spend more time in Juvie (and later prison)when he's older, for all counts of shoplifting.
At least it ended well.
It's nice to be reminded that not _everyone_ is a thieving scumbag and that genuine kindness and generosity *_do_* exist.
I know! I feel so bad for her :(
Wished it was an r/prorevenge on that one.
I’d have threatened to sue the camp. That definitely would changed their tune
I would have been pissed. A Holo Charizard. That shit is mad rare.
Still not rarer than the chance of the EM growing another brain cell everyday smh
@@ksis1749 true. U have me there.
Even worse would be a first edition holo Charizard!
Sandy Hileman Now that would just be a big oof-
@@safsren yeah. That really sucks. And that story angered me a bit.
First story: "You can't appreciate talent" is the equivalent of saying "I'm the only one who likes this, but because I feel so important I want everyone else to like it too". Unfortunate that this mom will never get the hint.
Second story: Had I been in that situation, I would've probably stood up soon after Ellen had gotten her order in, said that I'd seen enough of how the in-law family was like, asked if my GF wanted to ditch out with me, and then walked out on them. A shame that she had been too infected by her mom's entitlement, or else that would've been a good time to encourage her to break contact with her parents. Maybe she'll learn the hard way that her parents don't actually care about her anymore, with their "do-over daughter" getting all the attention, and she'll become their personal slave/ATM. Or maybe she won't, seeing how normalized she thinks her parents' behavior is. Poor, naive soul.
Third story: That has to be the one of the most devastating things you can do to a kid with a passionate interest, and they got off without any repercussions. But in a way, this is a good reminder for kids to always write their names on their valuables in case they're bringing it with them to public places, should it ever get lost. That way, thieves can't get away with stealing it in case it would ever be misplaced. Also make sure that whatever place you're visiting doesn't have any "no search" policy in case of missing items, because that's just heartless and disrespectful to any visitors, and a huge warning that thieving entitled people will have free reign. Also, teach your kids to always be wary of adult strangers who asks them for favors, because they're never up to any good.
No search policy my ass. Call the police and let them search. Then sue the camp for assisting and the Karen for stealing. Also make sure to tell it to everybody that even thinks to go to the camp.
@@pcfan1986 if I was the mother I would immediately call the police, because that's stealing, plain and simple stealing
@@pcfan1986 if I was the mother I would immediately call the police, because that's stealing, plain and simple stealing
Cards getting stolen. I died inside. Then he said holo Charizard. Like oh my gosh those go on eBay for like hundreds.
How does a ten year old kid get cards this expensive?
As a Pokemon card collector since childhood, I know how it is to be protective of those things and how valuable some of those cards can be. I feel really bad for OP and that they had to go through all of that. It breaks my heart, really. Honestly, though, I probably wouldn't have taken them outside the house to begin with BECAUSE people steal them. My brother had a friend who brought a binder full of them to school and then never saw it again because some jerk thought they could just take it! All in all, I know how heartbreaking it can be, especially if OP worked on that collection for years. If that kid wanted Pokemon cards, they could've gotten them at Target or Wal*Mart for as little as five dollars. Them and their mother didn't have to be freakin' jerks and steal them for heaven's sake! If I were OP, I would've lost faith in humanity too because, honestly, who stoops that low to steal TRADING CARDS from a child???
After hearing that woman picked up the mashed potatoes from the other person's table, my jaw is still on the floor 5 minutes later! This can't even be real. I've never met somebody in my life who even came close to having this sort of audacity and entitlement.
The most entitled thing I've ever experienced in a restaurant was my grandma in Planet Hollywood politely asking if I could have some kind of souvenir (I got a wait staff badge with my name and home city on it). As a matter of fact, I loved the badge and wore it a lot. I should also add that the reason was because it was in London and I live in New Zealand, AND I was only eleven. Of course, that specific Planet Hollywood no longer exists.
@@strawberrysoulforever8336 I don't know that I would consider that entitled, or is that your point?
@troubleinthevalley5884 Sort of halfway. I had no right to that badge, but it wasn't anything big and my grandma just wanted to spoil me because she didn't see me often and because I came all that way alone, taking two plane trips, stopping in Los Angeles and then to London. Admittedly we'd been to Hamley's that day and I'd bought a few arty things and a talking cat at the Bear Factory area (a voice box I'd made myself).
@strawberrysoulforever8336 well it's not entitled to ask. Sure you don't have a right to it but it doesn't hurt to ask. Now if they had said no and she flipped out about it and acted like they owed you something that would be entitled. I mean the obviously have those to give away I'm sure you're not the first kid who has gotten one.
@@troubleinthevalley5884 It was personalized with my name and city, though. They must have had to type it up and use one of those badge makers to get it printed like that. But I agree it's mild. I was illustrating how if that's the most entitled I can think of, what does that say about my family? I have an aunt who can be a bit of a Karen, but that's it.
Out of all the stories, when I heard “Pokémon cards” and “camp”, my “oh crap” sensors immediately went off.
Yeah, me, too. I was yelling at the screen, "Don't leave the cards out! Tell your parents and let them take care of the cards!!" Something similar happened to me at about the same age, but worse, nobody believed me when I told them my stuff had been stolen. All the adults just said, "Nobody stole it. You just misplaced it." - even though the thieves had taunted me with having stolen it. To this day, being dismissed like that by the adults hurts more than the theft.
jjohnston94 omg that dismissal leaves so many emotional wounds it really does hurt
@@jjohnston94 same. when i was 13-14, i had a huge stack of pokemon cards with some japanese ones and some og ones in them. i dropped them one day, and the rubber band broke and they spilt all over the floor of my camp's cabin. after multiple people grabbed all of the good cards for themselves, i pushed them away and grabbed my cards back. even though all of this was in full view of my cabin councelor, I was the one that got in trouble. what?!?
i was lucky and never lost my pokemon collection but it happend to a freind of mine
@@bottleboii3237 sounds like a plot for a younger Friday 13th movie
If I was in that band I would have gone to the mick and said “sorry, she harassed us till we allowed her daughter in the band”
I love that!
👏👏👏
To be honest, everyone involved was too nice. The band teacher caved instead of reporting her, and the crowd didn't boo. The area I grew up in, as terrible as it could get sometimes, wouldn't have even let her finish the song. We'd have booed her off the stage within the first few lines of the song. Probably a jerky thing to do, but that's my area for you. It's not all bad, though. People from my area will sometimes give gifts to people who go up on stage like that and do a really good job. We operate on both sides of the stick.
i just imagine the quiet kid stepping up just like "we dont know her."
Karen orders her steak well-done, while me over here I'm remembering a Hank Hill quote:
*_"But what if somebody wants theirs well-done?"_* *_"We ask them politely, yet firmly to leave."_*
I accidentally ordered well done steak
It sucked
That story around Minute 10 makes me really sick. OP, please get in Contact with your Ex and try to free her from the Evil Sith Lord's MIND CONTROL. Please at least try.
If op was talking about a decent rare pokemon card collection, the cost of it is probably over $100
Edit: I know that I low balled the price. I did that because if it was a long time ago, the condition of the cards could be in terrible condition. Everyone that replied is correct that $100 isn't anywhere close to the actual price.
That holo charizard alone is probably over 100$...
@Rollingstone Nah probably not if it's not mint condition first edition which I doubt
Why didn't the mom go to police?? If he can describe the cards and the order the cards, and obviously know who has them...
@Rollingstone I still have my collection lying around. I started collectin arround 2003 I think. But I have a few cool first edition cards as well like the articuno holo.
Actually A base set charizard which is in used condition like psa 3-7 and not first edition goes more for like 200-500 €
While a mint psa10 charizard first edition recently sold for 50,000€ crazy..
My mom is always like "You are going to college now, can't I throw away those stupid pokemon cards?"
And I always say no :D
You know you're dealing with the mother of all Karens when she summons the manager without asking for him.
Brat: "Mommy said I could!"
Excuse me?
NO.
Despite what mommy may have said, that's stealing someone else's property.
Even if you did ask to see them, you cannot have them no matter how much you whine and beg.
Ikr, kids say that "mommy said I could" all I can think of is, why tf do you think that your "mommy" has the right to say that
@@table9818 Because kids that age think their parents are in charge.
@@me-myself-i787 i dont even remember writing that comment lmao
"Mommy dont take other people's potatoes." I'm dying.
Me reading the last story: awh man I love pokemon cards this sucks
*Give me back my holo charizard*
OH HELL NAH THEY TOOK HER HOLO CHARIZARD? LOCK THAT KAREN AWAY FOREVER
I'd wonder if police were somewhat near the cabin or something because I'd be filing that one with them at the nearest police station (and provide the names of my primary suspect) to get that dealt with. Theft is still theft, and that lady was complicit in that.
@@RiptoGakt its grand theft to me like damn
@@sakerawesome Agreed. Holo Charizard is not to be messed with.
@@Lokear its a treasure for sure
I saw so much REEEED
You *broke* my speakers when you screamed “WATER”.
I'm listening to it on headphones and I had to stop the video until my ears stopped ringing lol
Lol
Gimme a time for it
In the video
A shocker every once in a while just spices things up! Perfect! Love that voice!
"Who'd order a steak well done?"
Well, a transplant patient for one, that's who!
I mean, some people like it. Some don’t
I would actually. I always order well-done when I go out, partly because I don’t trust rare steaks and such to not be raw.
@@markwilson4078 You do know there is a middle ground yes? And varying degrees of it.
@@toportime I do, but that’s never changed my order or preferences
people are so serious,it was a joke,i like the more raw steak,but sometimes i do well done,specially with my kids.but i easily understand the joke,it is just like the pineapple on pizza joke...
The beautiful picture he had of his gf must of just shattered when she said “The terrible service” and didn’t think her mother did anything wrong. Poor dude.
Man, the mom in the second story is such a basket case. I remember going out to dinner with my boyfriend's parents and they NEVER acted like that. They'd be so appalled by that behavior. I'm glad the OP dodged a bullet (more like nuke, because can you imagine her as a MIL? No thanks)
And what's worse is that the gf thought it was normal!
Shymiera Entwisle
The fact that the gf was so unfazed and even justified it...
Imagine that, but she's your WIFE.
BIG Yikes
Honestly shocked that OP never noticed any red flags before getting engaged with her
I'm going to go out on a limb and call bs on everyone single one of you. For real...you go out to a restaurant, and dont even get acknowledged and offered water for 15-20 mins...and yall claim you wouldnt be upset? Bull. F-ing. Crap! Tell us all another story. It's pretty natural to be upset over something like that, and even try to get some sort of attention from staff EVENTUALLY. Like for real...how long do yall think is acceptable to wait, at the table you were seated at, mind you, and not even be offered water until you finally try to get someone to notice you're there? An hr? Yall would sit for an hr waiting for service after being sat, in an upscale restaurant at that, before politely asking for someone to help you? Yea...right. tell youtube another fake story lol.
I didnt hear the rest, admittedly, but for real! That restaurant had problems...and I can guarantee you as someone with experience...it wasnt karens. Try...management.
"Whoever told you that you had talent just flat out lied to you", is something that needs to be said to a good many people.
I guess you are the so-honest-you're-willing-to-crush-dreams type.
You don't tell people straight out that they suck. You encourage them to improve, even if they are at their peak or at their lowest.
You have to be positive, not negative, or the person will feel horrible and want to give up which won't help their self esteem whatsoever.
@@lord__pasta I think we need to help them embrace the truth without destroying them is the sentence u are looking for.
@@izakab2892 Yeah, that is a lot better wording and exactly what I am looking for
@@lord__pasta I've been in the situation as the helper.Trust me i know how u feel.
Thats not cool bro
The OP didn't just dodge a bullet ending that relationship, but dodged a nuke!! His girlfriend should've had his back, with how her mother was behaving.
The fact that this is the best reddit post reading i've ever heard. It is my everyday therapy, it just makes me feel good about myself
Why'd Karen press ctrl alt del?
She wanted to see the task manager
That actually had me laughing XD
@@jelkehuisman Thanks lol
Why did Karen press F12?
She wanted to inspect the food
#shef
@@tullamorejameson480 #shef
Yeah, that hashtag got me xD
Yeah I'm so stealing this lol.
ED: "Clap for me!"
Jeb Bush: "Ahh, i see you've chosen death"
Same thing I was thinking 😂
"Thank you Disney mom and cult"
I really hope that the boyfriend ran far and left that family and his girlfriend
That steakhouse one... Good god, how blind to their own entitlement those people are!
Whenever someone asks an audience to clap, I'm reminded of Jeb Bush and his infamous "Please Clap" moment.
Why does it say you have 2 replies? I don't see anything o.0
@@Lokear Because they're spam replies from youtube porn bots. I've been marking them as spam as they come in.
@@serge263 Ok
@@Lokear They seemed to have stopped.
@@serge263 Thank God.
When she yells “ CLAP FOR ME!!” Reminds me of a failed X factor audition where a bad singer tries to get the crowd to cheer for her, after some bad singing the crowd starts booing and she stars crying and complaining to the judges
that really was the most intense entitled parent story i've ever heard
“WHATS TAKING SO LONG”
you ordered a steak well done, that going to take 40 minuets
LITERALLY! as a server, I’ve learned to warn people anytime a steak is ordered that cook times are longer bc apparently 15 minutes is too long to wait for a well done piece of meat 🤧
thats what she gets for ordering a steak well done
"Then Ellen kicked into full gear" I literally said "Oh shit" when I heard that lol
Oh fuck
"Hello there"
"CongressmanpotatoKenobi. You are a bold one."
Ok, how to deal with an entitled parent: *"SILENCE!!!!!!"*
Story 2 made me sit all shocked in so many parts, from EM ordering only for herself and the kid, to the ex not giving a damn, and most importantly, when she just snatched the mashed potatoes from another table. Thank God OP turned his fiance into an ex.
I really hope "Ellen" makes a special feature in Nuclear Revenge, one day. Holy shit...
If I was there, I would have yelled out 'NEXT!" When she demands we clap for her. Or at least something funny. Like 'You had your 5 minutes of shame! Next!'
That Disney mom and her Poké-kid are a duo made for each other. The mom probably understood what loving something marketed for kids felt like and came to the rescue and I LOVE it.
Wait wait what? "Do over daughter" yeah I think that daughter needs a do over parent
It’s obvious the mom is crazy when she ordered a well done ribeye.
Well that makes sense that Mama be crazy 🤣🤣
Bod Mcgummer What’s wrong with ordering a well-done steak? Btw, this is a serious question.
@@darcybrummett7004 it means you're a psychopath
@@darcybrummett7004 from my perspective there's nothing wrong, but some people find it weird of you order your steak well done. Not exactly actually, bcs 50% people from my country prefer their steak is well done, me included. Maybe it depend on the country...
@@hanikazuha A lot of the flavor from a steak comes from the blood being cooked a certain amount. If you cook it well done most of that blood is gone leading to a far drier, less juicy and flavorful steak. Which is gross and a waste.
That mother-in-law story was absolutely mortifying. I’m so glad they split up. Personally, as soon as that “yelling water” shit happened, I would ended the relationship right then and there. Explaining how insane they all were for allowing this to happen, and thinking it was normal was cancerous to society.
I really wished OP’s mom would’ve called the cops, even if just to scare EP, because in the end, she really did get away with it. I’m glad OP got a few more cards, but that story just left me feeling unsatisfied and upset
Op should have walked into Karen’s room and took some of her things, make sure to aim for the expensive stuff
EP: You can't appreciate talent!
ME: I'd like to see some first.
That story around Minute 10 makes me really sick.
OP, please get in Contact with your Ex and try to free her from the Evil Sith Lord's MIND CONTROL. Please at least try.
Giggle 😋
I died a little when you said “pokey mans”
Same
Same
Yup ☠️
Sadly that's exactly how my parents pronounce pokemon........
That Ellen story had my blood pressure up! A person snatching plates from another table better be ready to fight cuz that's the only way I can see out of that situation. I can't image being at a table with someone acting like that. Part of me would want to get up and leave but the other part would want to sit there and watch just how ridiculous these people can be. Maybe I would have just gotten up and went to an empty table so I could do both. LOL
The mother in-law and restaurant story was fantastic. If it had ended anyway other then them being asked to leave, i would have hated it. What a masterpiece.
If I was that guy. I would say to my date.
"Look, you're lovely. But your family is far too intense. I think it's best we just be friends. You're a sweet person. I hope you find someone that you connect with and can handle your family. Take care."
I would not subject myself to a family like that.
Sorry, wrong. The correct thing to say is along the lines of, "...and you're just as bad as she is. Thanks for showing yourself now, while I can still get away clean".
@@jjohnston94 nope I would have gone, and yep I'm out good luck in crazy town
I just would have stood up and left no way do I need psychos in my family
Entitled parents are one thing but children who are blind to it that's a cardinal sin in itself
When the kid liked Pokémon cards and a brat showed up I panicked
“Is he gonna bend the cards?”
“Is he gonna steak then?”
Omg
When "CLAP FOR ME" came along, I got flashbacks a little bit to Veruca Salt, and especially, ESPECIALLY to _Carmelita "Cakesniffing" Spats._
Who else waits like an addict for these vids!!!
Here
Hey you, ya you reading this, you’re great and deserve the best. Don’t settle for less than what you’re worth! Much love!
Hey you that made this comment. I hope you have a nice day
Thank you! 😊
Ellen is just another case of "I've never been punched for the way I act" some people just haven't had to deal with consequences.
When I was a kid I knew a woman who would, when she ordered her steaks, would say "Burn it."
Brat in 3rd story: Haha, i stole ur pokemon cards!
The disney facebook moms: ACTUALLY
I hope that "begging for validation is so cringy" followed by "like this video" was a conscious joke
Maihoo knowing rslash, it definitely is,
It very obviously was
@@damystery123 still not tooooo sure
Loved it! Stopped the video to read the posts so I could "like" the first post I saw regarding r/slash's little validation jab. Sweet comment, perfect placement.
@@alexcolakovic3133 your reply made my day, thx for actually being nice.
Ellen yanked the potatoes
The screenwriter: write that down WRITE THA T OUT
ED: C L A P F O R ME!!!!!!
Literally everyone’s brain: wth is this kid doing at a concert like this????!??!!?
Lol. "Begging for validation is cringy." Also, "click that like button" 😂😂😂
Many RUclipsrs do that. They put in things people want to in the thumbnail and title as 'eye-catching' rather than trying to give out their own take on it, and they always say to be sure to like, comment and subscribe.
I can't clap for your angel because she doesn't sound like an angel
Burn!!!
"Angel? What Angel? Where?!" 🤔
A sewer rat probably sounded better than her.
@@mariagmartinho that's what I'm saying
*Dead body reported*
Lmao, the fact that he said "also she had her steak well done, who does that?" is funny as hell. Fr tho, medium rare all the way brother!!
Karen: "how DARE you take something from MY kid"
Also Karen: * stealing from kids left and right *
This is like the Vietnam war but with less guns and death
More death*
Natalie Big Tits Cream Pie victim I don’t speak Wingdings man
Proton Star soul wise yes reality wise no
"she orders her steak well-done, who does that?" i feel attacked, should i not be eating it well-done at a restaurant? ahha...
Neither at restaurants nor anywhere else! It’s sacrilege!
Well, you can have it well done if you want.
Don't worry, you're not the only one. Rslash clearly knows that we're in a minority. I just don't like the taste of bloodied meat.
@@strawberrysoulforever8336 It doesn’t have to be red but it’ll be dry and tough if you let it get brown inside. Try eating it Medium (not medium rare or medium well) and taste the difference. I like mine medium rare but will cook them to medium since my family likes medium well and it’s a good compromise.
@@tookitogo oh come on it's not that bad, unless whoever cooks the steak is absolutely awful at it.
I love your "annoying person"'s voice. You sound just like Pegasus from Yugioh.
That Pokemon card story punched a HUGE hole in my heart. When I was little my binder of cards was stolen from my backpack. The most heartbreaking part was that they were my brother's cards, my brother who had recently died. I never got them back...
When you realize that they had a holo Charizard: * Suprized Pikachu Face*
I know i am littlebit late but that cart is for like 500$
That part got me. Like hell, I'd start a crusade for it back.
Brat: I summon Karen. (throws out a pokeball)
I had a huge pokemon card collection as a kid too. One of my friends had decided they didnt like them anymore after years of collecting and just gave me a ton of their cards. I had a pretty sweet collection and was hooked after getting so many awesome cards. I showed off my collection to a different friend and they thought it was awesome. We were playing when I left my room for something, leaving my friend alone. I came back, and I saw they had a cool back, I touched it, curious of the texture and they snapped at me not to touch it. It was really important to them, and they didnt want me to ruin it. I shrugged it off and we continued playing. Once they had left, I realized my pokemon cards were missing. I panicked, looking around the house, not knowing where I would have left them. I was really bad at finding things, so my mom tried to help. And then I realized, my friend probably stole them. My mom called my friends mom and they drove back over to return my cards, thank goodness. From then on, whenever that friend came over, I would hide my pokemon cards. I later found out they had stolen several of my littlest pet shops too. I was at their house for a birthday and saw a familiar lps, I'm like 'hey, I used to have one like this, but I lost it.' Then I looked at the bottom of the paws and saw my initials. I marked all my lps with my initials. They tried to make up an excuse as to why their lps would have my initials but I wasnt buying it. I looked through all their lps that day and took back what they had stolen. After that day, we were not friends anymore.
I laughed at the “GIVE ME BACK MY HOLO-CHARZARD!!!!!!”
Had that kid been me, with the way I was about my stuff as a kid, me and the EK would've been going to blows. I'd legitimately be caving his face in. I had a slight temper problem as a child, but my mother put me in so many programs as a kid to help me better channel that anger positively, which did help. But when you take things that's mine or bully my friends, all bets are off. And because of this, I punched a kid for trying to steal a Yugioh card from me when I was at school (during the last few days of school, we were allowed to bring board games, handheld games, trading cards, etc, since if you were passing or failing at this point, it was set in stone). I was dueling with a friend and I had a Blue Eyes White Dragon (yeah, this was back when Blue Eyes was considered one of the best cards in the game). One of the kids (I'll call him Shawn) was a kid I did NOT get along with all school year. He was a loud mouth, a bit of a bully to me and my friends for being fat or wearing glasses and playing with Pokémon and Yugioh cards, all around just a prick. After me and my friend had finished dueling, we set all our cards on the desk so we could show what cards we had. One of my friends was mentioning how they can't believe I had a Blue Eyes and how strong it was. Unfortunately, she said this in earshot of Shawn. I let my friend use my deck to duel another friend of mine as I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom. She gave me a hall pass and told me sure. She was watching the class, but she kinda wasn't. She was in her own world listening to the radio or reading a newspaper. You know, boring adult stuff to a kid. When I got back, my friend I was letting use my deck had mention Shawn had took some of my cards and said he'd rip them up. He took a few of my cards off the desk while they were playing including my fucking Blue Eyes!
Now, let me paint you a picture. This was back in 4th grade. I'm a large kid (I played a lot of sports, so I had muscle and fat and I was the second tallest kid in my class) so I went to Shawn and told him to "Give me back my freaking Yugioh cards!" He said he didn't have them. I told him that my friend said he took them which he still denied. I reached into his pocket and grabbed whatever I can grasp in my fist. I pull my hand out and what do you know, it's my Yugioh card now crumpled in my hand after grabbing so hard. He said that it was his (obvious bullshit is obvious since he made fun of us for playing with them so much). My mother had me do something ever since I was a kid and out my initials on things I own to shown ownership of it. So on all my cards, I wrote my initials on the bottom of each card and showed him that it said "O.P." right above where the ATK and DEF points were. I told him to give me the rest of my cards and he said he threw them away. I go to the garbage to look and I fortunately didn't see them in there. I go back to Shawn with my fist balled up and yell at him to give me my cards. By this point, everyone (including the teacher) saw the commotion rising. Before he had a chance to say he didn't have them again, I tackle him against a wall and down to the ground. I hit my head against the wall during the tackle and I was on top of him swinging at his head. I only got one hit in before my teacher pulled me off of him and and the teacher from the next class (who I guess heard the scuffle) was holding Shawn from chasing me.
Later, were in the disciplinary office and talking to the dean and explain what happened. Shawn spins some (half bullshit) story of how I attacked him ouf of nowhere. I tell the dean that Shawn took my cards and said he'd rip them up and throw them away. The dean looks annoyed at both of us. Looking back, she probably thought how stupid it was that kids are fighting over some cards. She ask Shawn if he took my cards and he denies it. I said he lying and that he had them in his pockets. She tells him to empty his pockets and Shawn reluctantly does. He then says that the cards are his and I retort that they're mine and my initials are on them and where they are. I also say the rest of my cards have my initials on them in the same spot. We go back to the classroom with the dean in tow and show her the rest of my cards and my friends back me up. Even though my reasons rang true, the school still had a no fighting policy. But since the school year was less than a week over and suspensions for fighting was worth three days, we just had detention for the rest of the day which is a lot less of a punishment since I just read all day. My mother got a call from the school and I did get reprimanded for throwing the first punch as opposed to telling a teacher. But I still feel that I came out on top in this entire incident.
*“mother in law from hell” I think I’m gonna continue watching this video*
Nice of the mother in law to give him red flag big enough to run way
joimumu
*yeah I guess it was, saved him the heartache*
You can tell everything you need to know about someone based on how they treat wait staff.
I love all the voices he does for all the different characters it’s so unique voices and there so funny for the characters!
LOVE THIS GUY!
Day 2 of trying to convince rslash to bring back puppy bloopers I fixed the spelling error
U got my vote
converse???
I believe they mean convince? Or coerce?
Plot twist he killed the puppies
Hi my name is Mitchell And I like glue
*DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN*
For every year on my birthday since I made my RUclips account (for 5 years now), I like to look at the videos coming out on my birthday. Love that this is the first one I’m watching.
I have seen so many "entitled parents" here that, when I found one, I will be able to read their mind and say what they say at the same time.
If I was OP, I would have caused even more of a scene and told my girlfriend that if she wasn’t going to say or do anything about what her mother was doing, that we would be through, and if nothing changed, I would have left.
Ending of that first story just gave those fake stories feelings when the person telling it says "and everyone in the room stood up and clapped"
You posted so early I thought I missed my google class
It was stressful
I was confused too
Same dude
That pokemon theft should have been an instant call to the sheriff/police to report a theft. Those cards have real monetary value, even if they were never something I got into.
If I were at that concert I would have shouted no when she said clap for me