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  • r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP gets offered the job of a lifetime! She gets the amazing opportunity to work FOR FREE and for absolutely no benefits whatsoever! When OP has the audacity to ask her employer for a salary, the boss flips out and suddenly retracts the job offer. It's such a shame - she missed such an amazing opportunity. Why won't you spoiled young people work free? Kid's these days!
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Комментарии • 907

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  3 года назад +1353

    OP: Does the job pay?
    CB: FUCK YOUUUUUUUU, YOU GREEDY BITCH!

  • @Jmac1962
    @Jmac1962 3 года назад +459

    “That laptop you sold me years ago broke, please fix it” “The money you paid me for that laptop years ago ran out after I bought groceries, please send more”

    • @josequins9099
      @josequins9099 3 года назад +17

      Oooo, nice comeback! Must remember that one.

    • @cagxplays8408
      @cagxplays8408 3 года назад +9

      Honestly best reply

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 3 года назад +5

      We had someone call us a month or two after we sold them a car because the battery died. I was like, so what do you want us to do? Sorry that happened, but we had no way of knowing the battery was going to die after we sold it. Go buy a new battery.

    • @_Grassy_
      @_Grassy_ 3 года назад

      WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 3 года назад

      @@dx1450 yeah this is why you ALWAYS run a used car you bought through the check-up right after.
      They might be hiding something, or it might just be something that needs to be done and they didn't know.
      You always have to add some money as maintenance cost on top of that, unless it had a VERY recent check-up certificate. (if they even do that in your area).
      But even then, the used option is often way cheaper.
      If it's not, then I wouldn't buy it.

  • @skag_gully
    @skag_gully 3 года назад +967

    It pisses me off to no end when people demand artists for free drawings. That stick figure drawing bit was too good-

    • @bluestreaker9242
      @bluestreaker9242 3 года назад +39

      Right? I'm no artist myself, but I'd have just delivered them a blank background and said, "Thanks so much; I saved so much time & money on this piece." And if my boy wanna be all like "WTF IS THIS GARBAGE?" I'd respond with the epic, "Don't get mad at me, man. You get what you paid for: you paid nothing, so you get nothing. Simple math. Have a good day and don't contact me again." >:3

    • @clarky23
      @clarky23 3 года назад +11

      I'm was a marketing consultant with extensive graphic design experience (note designer, NOT ARTIST...crops to those who can literally turn nothing into art!!!). I could not believe how many times people would come to me and expect work done for free, or exposure, or "donation". Churches were the worse. I am a Christian and do believe in tithing (and not that 10 percent nonsense, but what your heart says you can do, financial or labor) but once it got around you were a designer or artist, so many "associate" pastors and assistants came out of the woodworks wanting this project or that project. If you said yes to all, it would be a 50 hour a week job. I actually suggested to one church I was attending that they hire a designer in-house part time and the answer I got was "that is so generous of you to SPONSOR a designer." Left the church that afternoon and never went back (BTW, that church has just finished building a new $15 million sanctuary SMH)

    • @nicoleb695
      @nicoleb695 3 года назад +9

      My artist friends are awesome people. I love paying for them to do art for me and having gorgeous pieces I could never do. The price is always worth it. It's awful how entitled some adults are smh. Little punk ass brats

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 3 года назад +7

      Most people don't even consider how much work goes into making art, let alone the prep that comes beforehand (training, supplies, and the the P's, practice, practice, and more practice).

    • @nexusdevworks
      @nexusdevworks 3 года назад +8

      I legit have been threatened with a fabricated pedo incident BY THE WIFE OF THE LOCAL POLICE CHEIF. I ended up getting off thanks to the Lt. but I was terrified for weeks. The monster even went as far as purposefully totaling my car. The reason behind all this: IM AUTISTIC, ASKED TO BE PAID FOR MY JOB OF FIXING HER LITTLE SEMEN DEMONS PC which was a total cost of $800, and then when I told her I needed to be paid or I’d have to call the police she threatened them executed that threat. I’m 19. I hope people like these beggars and her burn

  • @UsaSatsui
    @UsaSatsui 3 года назад +333

    "Asking for money for doing work is completely unprofessional"
    ...no, actually, getting paid for your work is the definition of a professional.

  • @jackcasey4440
    @jackcasey4440 3 года назад +396

    I always find it so funny when the CB’s find them post about themselves, which means there looking at (and probably laughing at) choosing beggars, while being one themselves

    • @skag_gully
      @skag_gully 3 года назад +34

      cb looking at r/choosingbeggars: hahahaha good thing I'm not one of those!
      Also cb: GIVE IT TO ME FOR FREE YOU BITCH!!

    • @gingermaniac5484
      @gingermaniac5484 3 года назад +17

      Or maybe they’re just getting ideas o,0

  • @dracogaming9806
    @dracogaming9806 3 года назад +942

    Imagine being so entitled that you don't want to pay someone for a job they will do well on and is qualified for it

    • @thefoxygamer1536
      @thefoxygamer1536 3 года назад +23

      Not to mention that is illegal

    • @midorimashintaro7679
      @midorimashintaro7679 3 года назад +18

      Imagine being so entitled that one asks u to pay for the job.
      We had this one company hiring software engineers.
      I didn't apply for it as I m choosing designing as my career option but my friend applied for it and got selected, well almost selected.
      In final questioning with HR, the audacity of these people to ask HIM TO PAY FOR THE COMPANY while this company was a STARTUP was WAY BEYOND MY IMAGINATION.
      +They were being rude and VERY ARROGANT in their tone while asking for it.
      Then they POSTED UPDATES on hiring:
      PAY US or don't apply and WASTE OUT TIME.
      LOL.
      He (The RUDE F-ing cunt HR HR) and his company got bashed coz obv it was SCAM company (Even if it wasn't, coz it's not proved we will still consider it as scam for obv reasons LOL.) by our college placement cell authorities and was reported to other colleges about them too.

    • @ZS-bg7jo
      @ZS-bg7jo 3 года назад +12

      Ask anyone who does art or photography about how much 'exposure' they get offered

    • @ArtOfCon-troll
      @ArtOfCon-troll 3 года назад +4

      That's not entitled; that's called cheap.

    • @dutchvanderlinde7239
      @dutchvanderlinde7239 3 года назад +1

      It’s not is it’s are

  • @wangdangatomictango
    @wangdangatomictango 3 года назад +98

    This is why I tell anyone I can never take a free job as an upcoming artist. Too many people have exploited artists, or creatives in general, for the myth of "the real money will come from the exposure." It won't, it'll only bring you more choosing beggars.

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 3 года назад +6

      Btw, can you draw something for me for exposure?
      I was kidding.

    • @tabytastick
      @tabytastick 3 года назад +5

      I use yarn in my craft. What I make turns out cute and people often want one. I don't take commissions because it gives me anxiety. Before I show people my items (because they ask to see them) I tell them I don't take commissions and why.
      Never fails people always ask for something. I'll offer them something I already have done and offer it to them for free. They still get greedy and ask if "Can make it in a different color" or whatever. When I say no, they get butt hurt. "But you're making them anyways".
      Look, I do what I want, you can have it For Free or you can have nothing at all.

    • @Goabnb94
      @Goabnb94 3 года назад +4

      That exposure will only lead to more people asking for art and offering exposure. When would they ever start to actually get paid from this exposure?
      Exposure is nice, but it doesn't pay rent. Plus, majority of the exposure goes to younger people who couldn't even afford to purchase any services, especially if they are on the other side of the world.

    • @Benkenobi8118
      @Benkenobi8118 3 года назад

      @@tabytastick I do commission work. I'm pretty straightforward. Price is negotiable. I will explain what others have paid me for my time and what the service I provide does. I say that if they can't afford that price, I'm willing to go lower to close the sale, but it sets expectations and value.

    • @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307
      @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 3 года назад

      Well then how do you get your art NOTICED. I've posted art on reddit, twitter, insta and deviantart and i got NO followers. How are you getting attention?

  • @JessicaR1282
    @JessicaR1282 3 года назад +508

    im gonna guess the $1 PC "choosing beggar" was probably a little kid .....

    • @EternalLostsEternalHell
      @EternalLostsEternalHell 3 года назад +24

      Yeah...
      That kinda makes it depressing it was posted because little kids don't really know how money works yet...

    • @emiliaholmberg3320
      @emiliaholmberg3320 3 года назад +2

      @@commander_langleyyt6502 Go for it and in best case scenario you can cash in even more than your set goal

    • @EternalLostsEternalHell
      @EternalLostsEternalHell 3 года назад +4

      @@commander_langleyyt6502 Kids are stupid.
      Well not really stupid but more of naive but still.

    • @JessicaR1282
      @JessicaR1282 3 года назад +9

      Kids have phones at young ages now and not enough parents monitor what they are doing so I'm sure that kud saw something he/she wanted and just said what kids say. I dont think they were a choosing beggar.

    • @JessicaR1282
      @JessicaR1282 3 года назад

      @@commander_langleyyt6502 not in my world

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads 3 года назад +242

    I love how the last one is literally "We wanted to hire you, we wanted up and coming artists, not professionals, but because you wanted money, you're no longer who we want."
    A long way of saying "I'm a money grabbing ho-bag who won't pay you shit."

    • @erickpoorbaugh6728
      @erickpoorbaugh6728 3 года назад +14

      "It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own self-interest. We address ourselves not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities, but of their advantages." - Adam Smith, The Wealth of Nations, explaining the shocking fact that most people work to make money
      Pretty obvious, but it seems completely lost on a lot of CBs.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 3 года назад +2

      And you know that since they replied with that nonsense, they had no intention of paying anyone. If they did, they'd have offered a price.

    • @makapaka_madafaka_
      @makapaka_madafaka_ 3 года назад +1

      Just because my job is also my hobby doesnt mean i dont want any money for doing my job.

    • @PilpelAvital
      @PilpelAvital 3 года назад

      If they weren't going to pay him, they can hardly say they were "hiring" him.

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 3 года назад +502

    Ex husband: "How do you ONLY have Netflix?!"
    Also ex husband: *Only has a Netflix subscription*
    I swear, these CBs have negative IQ.

    • @severinoden7709
      @severinoden7709 3 года назад +11

      I didnt know a negative IQ was possible until i found out about them

    • @arealisticbeautystandard8920
      @arealisticbeautystandard8920 3 года назад +4

      last time I checked the average IQ of a CB is -2000

    • @jamesnorman9160
      @jamesnorman9160 3 года назад +3

      Really, the best response would be something along the lines of 'What, can't you afford the others yourself?' Subscription parasites are lovely...

    • @antonyduhamel1166
      @antonyduhamel1166 3 года назад +5

      @@Rimuru-ray Not "has not have." "Does not have." If you're using "has not" it would be "has not HAD" (past tense.) Either way, the OP's comment was correct, they did not use either of these statements.

    • @reereeheehee4052
      @reereeheehee4052 3 года назад

      i thought he meant cibai

  • @sagesaria
    @sagesaria 3 года назад +73

    And now, an entry from the choosing beggar dictionary:
    "I *was* gonna pay you but since you asked about it I won't cause that's rude."="I wasn't going to pay you and I'm mad that you asked about it cause that means I can't bamboozle you."

  • @Beth_The_Bored
    @Beth_The_Bored 3 года назад +58

    Guy: But, I only want a *girl* roommate!!
    🚨 🚨 Red alert! Red alert! We have a skeezy nice guy!
    This is not a drill! I repeat, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! 🚨🚨🚨

  • @exzid
    @exzid 3 года назад +163

    Ah yes, the sacred 1 dollar gaming PC.

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 3 года назад +5

      It's just stained cardboard slab written on with sharpie

  • @finallyunsure4322
    @finallyunsure4322 3 года назад +58

    That stick figure drawing made me so happy😂
    Well played op

    • @kristashafer93098
      @kristashafer93098 3 года назад

      I think that’s the best way to respond to Choosing Beggars wanting free art!

  • @ariadnefrolich7243
    @ariadnefrolich7243 3 года назад +17

    That last person had no intention of paying the artist. The real reason she was looking for up and coming artists rather than professionals is said artists tend to be naive; luckily OP was not. She's just pissed she was called out on her scam.

  • @justacatinabox7108
    @justacatinabox7108 3 года назад +110

    Considering how he acts with op regarding Netflix and letting him use it for free, I can see why he is her ex husband

  • @happydragon7095
    @happydragon7095 3 года назад +152

    It seems like Karens just miss slavery...

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 3 года назад +15

      Or being waited on hand and foot like their mommy's and daddy's did in their childhood.

    • @megakaren2160
      @megakaren2160 3 года назад +4

      Can confirm.

    • @kidsdelewis2553
      @kidsdelewis2553 3 года назад +10

      Well they don't want slavery... They want slaves. There is a difference

    • @kobochaos
      @kobochaos 3 года назад

      Give them their ironic hell and make them slaves lol

    • @montsetreserra3499
      @montsetreserra3499 3 года назад

      Hahahahah

  • @dylanadavis6522
    @dylanadavis6522 3 года назад +26

    My mom and I watched rslash while in line at the drive through covid testing facility in my city. It was very entertaining.
    Thanks for entertaining us!

  • @thatoneguy2059
    @thatoneguy2059 3 года назад +62

    Anyone else consider his videos a morning ritual at this point ?

    • @RevengeOfSakura
      @RevengeOfSakura 3 года назад +1

      Same here, listen to this while having my cup of coffee

    • @MH_Zard
      @MH_Zard 3 года назад +1

      They help pass time when i do chores or working

    • @shiraunderwood2294
      @shiraunderwood2294 3 года назад

      Absolutely

    • @damekkoDark
      @damekkoDark 3 года назад +1

      nah he never post in the morning for me

    • @shiraunderwood2294
      @shiraunderwood2294 3 года назад

      @@damekkoDark Rslash is located in the US and tends to post at about 9:00 AM EST

  • @blazzzeboy
    @blazzzeboy 3 года назад +15

    what I learned from watching choosing beggars: Never respond to someone who starts going "HELLO? HELLLLO??"

    • @lazer2414
      @lazer2414 3 года назад +1

      *fnaf intensifies*

  • @eclipse4376
    @eclipse4376 3 года назад +50

    No rSlash, those 4 followers are his "connections"

  • @therippedwizard
    @therippedwizard 3 года назад +12

    When I heard about the guy looking for a roommate I was like, "Alright, I'm bad with economics so I don't know what it's like where he lives." Then I saw it was in Charleston. Like an hour drive, from where I live! It truly elevated the craziness for me
    Smh

    • @lase2708
      @lase2708 3 года назад

      Lol I live in Charleston. A salt water pool and a good gym for 300 a month in mt pleasant is an impossible request

  • @mars-xx4sd
    @mars-xx4sd 3 года назад +25

    THE MYTH OF A VIRIUS? NO MA’AM

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 3 года назад +4

      I couldn't help but think "Tell me, have you ever heard the story of Darth Plagues the Wise?"

    • @ajemajh
      @ajemajh 3 года назад +3

      thats american for you

  • @LucyAdroit
    @LucyAdroit 3 года назад +32

    "Is this a paying job?"
    "No, this is a 'selfish millennial'"

  • @erenparla3869
    @erenparla3869 3 года назад +15

    everytime i watch these videos it makes me feel good about just being a normal human being

  • @LoganKopach3306
    @LoganKopach3306 3 года назад +45

    When you where talking about the guy who wanted a female roommate I said he's sexist if he wants to force her to do stuff that's his responsibility

    • @chaosreaver3597
      @chaosreaver3597 3 года назад +13

      That post could of be written "I'm a creep who would prefer a woman to leer it, I don't do anything all day, I won't be looking for a job and I expect you to do everything for me for while I pay next to nothing for a high-end home. I also have three dogs which I will expect you to take care of." Somehow after rewatching that post and my rewrite both sound the same.

    • @erickpoorbaugh6728
      @erickpoorbaugh6728 3 года назад +10

      @@chaosreaver3597 Sadly, it seems optimistic to assume it would stop at leering. Given his entitled attitude and the overall impression he left, I could easily see it turning into a nightmare of harassment. Ridiculous financial demands aside, any man who says "female roommate preferred" is sending up huge red flags (unless, perhaps, he's gay).

    • @chaosreaver3597
      @chaosreaver3597 3 года назад +2

      @@erickpoorbaugh6728 You're probably right, I lived with a A-Hole like that, and most of his crap didn't fly based on the fact I was a big dude, I may be a nerd, but I'm a nerd who was trained for security work and built like a Viking raider, good luck intimidating me without a shotgun in hand. He threw fits all the time at being made to do "women's work" like cooking for himself (he only ever fried food), doing his own laundry (I had to teach him to use a washing machine) and having to vacuum the common spaces (he would drag gardening tools in and out of the house using our dining table as a workshop). I can't begin to imagine how he would of treated someone he could intimidate/overpower, he even had the audacity to ask me to keep paying my "share" of the rent after I moved out because we were such "good" friends... yeah, I tore through that idea like wet toilet paper with a chainsaw.

    • @chaosreaver3597
      @chaosreaver3597 3 года назад +1

      @Goat That dude sounds like a nightmare, but a lot of people are like that, he sounds like he needs a butler or maid not a roommate. The only guy who I have considered as a potential roommate is a guy who could burn water when cooking so he hires this sweet old lady in her seventies to batch cook his meals each week, and he's happy to pay because he knows that he would be a pain to live with otherwise. Since 2020's endless barrel of laughs hit he delivers her (and well most of his) groceries, and he gets Tupperware boxes of foods still, which is good, I fairly certain he would starve otherwise (he is dangerous in the kitchen, I once had to stop him from microwaving a can of soup after a night at the pub, he just pulled the lid off and plan to stick the can into the microwave to heat it up, he's that guy).

  • @jlaroche18
    @jlaroche18 3 года назад +26

    Lolol i live in Charleston- that request really was a joke! My friend lives in a nice apartment in mt pleasant- one bedroom with pool and gym...and her rent was 1300 a month 😂

    • @Goabnb94
      @Goabnb94 3 года назад +1

      Plus won't you evict her and have me instead? I want to pay a pittance in comparison, while being a lazy slob who won't work, while sinking money into my pitbulls. Please? I don't want to have to, you know, actually pay for services like a pool or gym, I want you to pay for it while subsidizing my rent.

    • @lase2708
      @lase2708 3 года назад

      Lol I live in Charleston too. In mount pleasant It’s impossible to find a place that has both a salt water pool and a good gym for 600 let alone 200

  • @mtyruzrya
    @mtyruzrya 3 года назад +41

    “downtown or mt pleasant area” HAS ME DEAD i live in mt pleasant and i pay $700 for my half of the rent and that’s only bc my roommate got the apt like 5 years ago and they froze the rent good luck finding anything other than a cardboard box in toronto for $300 my dude

    • @MrsGump
      @MrsGump 3 года назад +1

      I just posted about this, I can't imagine paying 3 grand a month to rent a 2 bedroom flat/apartment/house. I have a 4 bedroom house with sleepout n on a full 1/4 acre section n for my mortgage, including monthly rates n insurances, costs me about $1600 per month!!!

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 3 года назад +2

      Toronto is NOT CHEAP it's beyond expensive I live about an hour or so from there and people come to our town because of the cheaper prices here...rather than that city.

  • @nath2814
    @nath2814 3 года назад +4

    Honestly I thought most of these stories were fake and that there was no way people were actually like this. Then just 2 days ago I got a tumblr message about commissions, and they wanted me to lower the price. My commissions are literally $3.

  • @JOBdOut
    @JOBdOut 3 года назад +75

    "Video uploaded 1 minute ago"
    13 views
    38 likes
    18 comments.

    • @zooom-rk2vy
      @zooom-rk2vy 3 года назад +8

      RUclips be like: wAnT tO dRiNk sOmE vOdKa wItH mE?

    • @richardarriaga6271
      @richardarriaga6271 3 года назад +2

      This is a reupload.

    • @zooom-rk2vy
      @zooom-rk2vy 3 года назад +2

      @@richardarriaga6271 So THATS why i knew almost all of those stories

  • @XavierDarkhand
    @XavierDarkhand 3 года назад +14

    story at 6:00
    Huh...that's a considerate ex...she straight up was gonna let him use her netflix.

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 3 года назад +1

      I would've done the Jay Cutler response when his ex-wife wanted a $5 million mansion.

  • @timroberts69
    @timroberts69 3 года назад +23

    Choosing beggers is my favourite subreddit on rSash.

    • @reaperreviews85
      @reaperreviews85 3 года назад +2

      Same I can see you are a man of culture as well

  • @SectionNo1
    @SectionNo1 3 года назад +78

    Choosing beggar: “We are financially struggling due to this pathetic, MYTH of a virus” 0:17
    Scientists who have spent their lives working on learning about diseases: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU?*

    • @Horvath_Gabor
      @Horvath_Gabor 3 года назад +3

      Just to be the devil's advocate: while the numbers seem high, statistically speaking, only 0.44% of the planet's population have been diagnosed with the virus. Even if we presume that the actual number of undiagnosed cases is a magnitude higher, depending on where you live, it is still entirely possible to be constantly bombarded with statistics and news about the virus while you never get it, none of acquaintances get it, or possibly nobody in a hundred mile radius around you gets it.
      When you look at it like that, it is not *entirely* unreasonable that someone would consider the virus nonexistent. They would be wrong, but they wouldn't necessarily have to be raving lunatics to think otherwise.

    • @severinoden7709
      @severinoden7709 3 года назад +6

      @@Horvath_Gabor see and for me id rather just be safe even if the chances are really low to get it

    • @Horvath_Gabor
      @Horvath_Gabor 3 года назад +4

      @@severinoden7709 Depends on your definition of "safe", I suppose. I work in a nursing home, and in the past year, I have seen more old folks with chronic illnesses die from not receiving medical care, because the hospitals were locked down to protect them in particular, than people dying from COVID (which wasn't hard, considering that number is zero). So many cancer and COPD patients died because it was apparently "safer" to keep them away from the hospital and potentially getting infected with a low-mortality-rate virus rather than to take them to the hospital to get diagnosed and treated in time.
      Let's just say there is a reason why I'm disillusioned about this whole shebang.

    • @DT-dc4br
      @DT-dc4br 3 года назад +1

      @@Horvath_Gabor The baseline mortality doesn't apply to at risk groups like the ones you cater for. You're making a misleading conflation. I take it you wipe arses more often than you engage in clinical statistics.

    • @Horvath_Gabor
      @Horvath_Gabor 3 года назад

      @@DT-dc4br Nope, I'm a social worker in the institute, and I'm the one in *charge* of the statistics, or at least reporting them to the national database. That includes mortality statistics as well, and just to reiterate: ever since the whole virus craze hit, there has been a marked increase of people under our care dying from diagnosed but untreated chronic diseases, including cancer. Now I can only think of two things: either there is coincidentally a sudden spike in heart-disease and terminal malignant cancer among the people living in the institute, which just magically happens to coincide with the virus outbreak, or the fact that we have been heavily discouraged from taking them to the hospital unless it's an emergency led to otherwise preventable conditions not getting treated in time.
      Now granted, this *is* a small sample size, and my own experience and interpretation is very much an anecdote, but that doesn't necessarily make my conjecture wrong, only currently unverified.

  • @C4nn1b4l_
    @C4nn1b4l_ 3 года назад +4

    I love the fact that you are the only one narrating. When I watched a channel, I like to hear one voice.

    • @volterasuccoria
      @volterasuccoria 3 года назад

      Yeah it's why I left emkay and criss cross

  • @rebeccavillanueva3146
    @rebeccavillanueva3146 3 года назад +2

    I don’t know if you will read this but, I had a moment today where I was alone and thought I was going to die. I was like oh shit and I was alone but I was listening to you show today and it made me feel less alone you are a big part of my day please never stop.

  • @bread8095
    @bread8095 3 года назад +3

    Fun fact: It's illegal for engineers to do any sort of engineering for someone for free or for an unreasonable price, if they do they will lose their license and thier insurance. Engineer's are basically CB proof.

  • @aerox_3727
    @aerox_3727 3 года назад +8

    That guy asking his ex wife for subscriptions and when she said she only had Netflix and he kept asking was funny

  • @mickieaguilar9283
    @mickieaguilar9283 3 года назад +47

    Good morning thanks for making my days enjoyable!!

    • @smol_yote
      @smol_yote 3 года назад +3

      Darnit you beat me to this comment

    • @maxmuller9210
      @maxmuller9210 3 года назад +5

      Your pfp looks like ur a Karen, but since you commented this, you pass

    • @smol_yote
      @smol_yote 3 года назад +3

      Max Muller damn

    • @bel4vel793
      @bel4vel793 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, its enjoyable realising, that these lizards and we share this planet

    • @mtw7772
      @mtw7772 3 года назад +2

      Fun fact where I live it's afternoon!! 😁

  • @spidrscared84
    @spidrscared84 3 года назад +2

    8:49 it woulda been funny if OP kept replying to each text with a different happy emoji lol

  • @kayhaven4710
    @kayhaven4710 3 года назад +5

    Sir, you report tax evasion to the IRS. 😂😂😂

  • @digitalharmony26
    @digitalharmony26 3 года назад +6

    It’s pisses me off how these people judge people for not having money while they’re demanding people pay them money or give them free stuff. Like, you can be broke but I, a normal, caring human can’t? Okay then.

  • @-mcpie-6802
    @-mcpie-6802 3 года назад +13

    I think you already covered the "wHaTs A cOmMiSsIoN??!?" story in previous choosingbegger video.

  • @shiomicchi7247
    @shiomicchi7247 3 года назад +3

    As an artist, my sympathy goes out to all my fellow artists who get CBs popping up asking for free art. I hear you guys, keep shutting those mfs down because you deserve to be paid to spend hours doing something for someone else and "Exposure" and "practise" don't pay bills.

  • @asaalexander6191
    @asaalexander6191 3 года назад +4

    CBs: omg why wont complete strangers just do whatever i want

  • @404errxr5
    @404errxr5 3 года назад +52

    When I click: 0 likes
    When I refresh: 310 likes
    WHAT THE-

  • @RealCoolstriker64
    @RealCoolstriker64 3 года назад +3

    “You expected to get payed for this?”
    “You’re right, it was crazy to think someone as inconsiderate as you would actually pay no problem.”
    Blocked

  • @LaundryFaerie
    @LaundryFaerie 3 года назад +1

    My favorite response to some choosing beggar saying, "But this will give your work great exposure!" is "You know, people die of exposure."

  • @tiredtomattoe
    @tiredtomattoe 3 года назад +2

    Ahh Acknowledge and experience. My favorite coin. I just hope one day i can pay my food with EXPERIENCE

  • @chiensyang
    @chiensyang 3 года назад +3

    I now understand why the ex-husband is an "ex-husband."

  • @smol_yote
    @smol_yote 3 года назад +3

    Idk how but RSlash went from my Alarm Clock, to my Jam on my daily commute, to my lunch time laughter

  • @savvystarfire6667
    @savvystarfire6667 Год назад

    Here in the UK, there us a voluntary dog walking/sitting thing, people sign up, pay a small fee (the fee is more is you're signing your dog up looking for a walker etc) you're fully insured with a vet number in case anything happens, and you get matched with pups in your area. I signed up before I got my pup as I never thought I'd get my own dog so it was great interacting and meeting different pups ad helping people who needed a hand - either they had a sudden health issue, work, or were just getting too elderly to regularly take their dog out - I still do it even after getting my Retriever, and I love it, I've met some great people as well as dogs that I formed an incredible bond with that I wouldn't trade for the world

  • @dxjxc91
    @dxjxc91 3 года назад +1

    "Of course we WERE going to pay you, but since you asked about money, you can forget it."
    "We are looking for someone who is still learning. You have a lot to learn, and we won't be working with you."
    Wow. This is an ironic stupidity.

  • @MsNoPixel
    @MsNoPixel 3 года назад +7

    I was literally gonna say that straight talk card doesn’t work with smartphones, they have ones that do, you just gotta pay attention. Also when you buy those cards there’s a fee between $2-$5 to activate it so tbh she might of paid $35 for it cause I have straight talk & there’s always a fee when you buy a physical card.

    • @Benkenobi8118
      @Benkenobi8118 3 года назад

      she doesn't understand how the market works. She'd have to sell at a discount (probably around 15 on a 30 dollar card) to get takers. Sucks but better something than nothing.

  • @YoshikiByankotsu
    @YoshikiByankotsu 3 года назад +3

    when they say "we're looking for someone in process of learning and needs to build his portfolio" they usually mean "we're looking for a slave to underpay"

  • @thetourminator
    @thetourminator 3 года назад

    8:28 that one made me ROFL when OP sent him the stick figure drawings. Beggar's reply texts made me die laughing.

  • @samuelfish7804
    @samuelfish7804 3 года назад +1

    just started watching your channel to pass the 11 and a half hours of monotony that is my job. thanks man keep telling these hillarious stories!

  • @Honorableflickflack
    @Honorableflickflack 3 года назад +4

    As a fellow Sarah, I would just like to say we do NOT claim this choosing beggar in the first story.

  • @truejaz
    @truejaz 3 года назад +5

    10:21 That sounds like a response louis rossmann would give to someone like that

    • @athen3ismyg0d
      @athen3ismyg0d 3 года назад

      It is rossman you can tell from the picture and also i remember reading this review

  • @thomas45713
    @thomas45713 3 года назад +1

    "The word of mouth spreads the word" ahh yes but the flow of cash keeps me in business

  • @trashbambi
    @trashbambi 3 года назад

    that last one is a typical 'we want to take advantage of inexperienced creatives because the experienced ones keep telling us to f off' lol

  • @ihateyouall4641
    @ihateyouall4641 3 года назад +5

    This is the only forum that does not give me headache n anxiety n trust issues.

  • @Twinklethefox9022
    @Twinklethefox9022 3 года назад +3

    With the last story, the cb was probably going to want to pay op with exposure.

  • @focusedford2302
    @focusedford2302 3 года назад +2

    "I was dismissed from my job due to this MYTH of a virus." Probably got fired for turning up too much and not social distancing lol.

  • @CooperGal24
    @CooperGal24 3 года назад +1

    I dunno if this counts, but two neighbors in the apartment I live in were one of those people who would “Borrow” things instead of going and getting said items themselves. An elderly lady would ask for a light bulb and pay me thirty five cents, then twenty five cents.
    If I’m right, then a light bulb would cost around $1.35 or $2.35 for one light bulb, and I’m getting stiffed two dollars for a light bulb that can be bought for $7 at a Rite Aid store.
    She also asked to “borrow” my plunger for her sink problem one time. Never got that back, ever. I ended up getting a new one from my dad and stepmom as a Christmas gift after I explained what happened.
    So thanks for robbing me of my plunger AND stiffing me on my lightbulb money, Witch Hazel....

  • @satan1291
    @satan1291 3 года назад +52

    Imagine subbing to rslash just to dislike his videos, I'll be seeing him here soon.

    • @zooom-rk2vy
      @zooom-rk2vy 3 года назад +2

      I was gonna say ur the absolute child of Satan....
      then i looked at ur name lolol

    • @zooom-rk2vy
      @zooom-rk2vy 3 года назад +2

      @@commander_langleyyt6502 IT'S SATAN HIMSELF! ONLY HE WOULD DO DAT!

  • @megansaur306
    @megansaur306 3 года назад +3

    i love starting my days with rSlash, thank you for all you do!!!

  • @jayxfrost8987
    @jayxfrost8987 3 года назад

    0:18 -- her "pathetic MYTH of a virus."
    Me "yeah whatever, buh bye." blocked XDD
    I don't need crazy people in my life.

  • @xana3961
    @xana3961 3 года назад +1

    "Where someone attempts to buy a $2000 gaming pc for $1."
    First thing that pops into my mind is "I'LL BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!"

    • @CsykKrit
      @CsykKrit 3 года назад

      "Dead or alive you're coming with me."

  • @HeShoeTooBig
    @HeShoeTooBig 3 года назад +8

    rSlash, your various voices are perfect. I just wanted to tell you that.

  • @iqofallama7274
    @iqofallama7274 3 года назад +18

    Bruh somebody already disliked why these are funny and interesting

    • @TJ82.
      @TJ82. 3 года назад +3

      Those dislikes are probably choosing beggars 😂

    • @colinwilson210
      @colinwilson210 3 года назад +1

      Or slipped with their finger, I managed that on my mobile the other day and quickly corrected it :-)

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 3 года назад +3

      There's a squad of roving trolls that visit all these channels and automatically thumbs down them as a form of revenge for 'spreading the myth' that Covid exists. It's been going on for months now. Annoying but you can just ignore it.

    • @pinkivixen3295
      @pinkivixen3295 3 года назад

      I don't know why they would do that
      But I like your picture

  • @justicedunham4088
    @justicedunham4088 2 года назад +2

    The funniest thing about the loser ex husband is that if his ex wife is nice enough to share her Netflix, he can cancel his Netflix and use that money to purchase another streaming service.

  • @aliakbuse
    @aliakbuse 3 года назад

    If you ever hope that ChoosingBeggars die to make the world a better place, just know, that passing ol' choosingbeggars, will relay all the needed info about being an amazing Choosing Beggar to their kids, and grandkids. So CBs will never die out.

  • @Davidecoyotegmodsfmrocks9782
    @Davidecoyotegmodsfmrocks9782 3 года назад +3

    Commissions exist cause they need money. I saw they do commissions and I don't be a freaking choosing bagger

  • @jinja-ninga97c21
    @jinja-ninga97c21 3 года назад +3

    The kid trying to buy the PC for a $1, eh it's no exactly the Waverley

  • @13BGunBunny
    @13BGunBunny 3 года назад +2

    Through many years of meticulous research and several phases of testing on humans (when possible), I have come to the conclusion that the only possible cure for *_Choosing Beggar Syndrome_* is to bitchslap the offender repeatedly, vigorously and with enthusiasm.
    NOTE: To achieve optimum results when bitchslapping the offender, one must make sure that each bitchslap is sufficiently hard enough to spin the offender's head around 360°.
    DISCLAIMER: It may not actually work but it would be fun to try. LOL :-D

  • @keatonfox1874
    @keatonfox1874 3 года назад +1

    "Bundle of sticks" is the best alternative cuss ever.

  • @Slashdude882
    @Slashdude882 3 года назад +19

    man how pathetic can some of these people be?
    also eyy fast click squad

  • @jesuschrist2326
    @jesuschrist2326 3 года назад +3

    Havent i heard one of these stories before?

  • @jessesolis4009
    @jessesolis4009 3 года назад +2

    Its amazing that you manage to post a new video every day, and not repeat any stories. Hugo, you're a good boy. That is all.

    • @ihateyouall4641
      @ihateyouall4641 3 года назад

      He did repeated one story. Just once only. Same story in r/aita n entitled parents when the sister of demands her wedding.

    • @zephyr5574
      @zephyr5574 3 года назад

      The art drawing post was repeated from a video 5 months ago

    • @officialteaincorporated243
      @officialteaincorporated243 3 года назад

      He does do the same posts but they are like 6 months apart, meaning probably people on reddit reposted and tried to say it was their story.

  • @tenhirankei
    @tenhirankei 3 года назад

    @3:05 "I have $25 cash that I'll give you for the $30 card." LOL

  • @prarthananirmalkumar6407
    @prarthananirmalkumar6407 3 года назад +3

    It sucks that people think that millennials don't deserve paying jobs because of their age. Seriously would you decline a boomer because "Anyway they are gonna die soon". Honestly everyone deserves a fair wage!

    • @nosirjustlemons2068
      @nosirjustlemons2068 3 года назад

      Guess what I found you at the very bottom of the comment section I don’t know if you should be happy or sad lmao

  • @thestateoftired
    @thestateoftired 3 года назад +3

    PC FOR 1 dOllAh fO sAlE?

  • @SmashLiXs
    @SmashLiXs 3 года назад +1

    op: before i do this am i going to be paid for this?
    karen: that sounds like a personal attack

  • @MissSkyNet
    @MissSkyNet 3 года назад +2

    When I was younger, I wanted to be artist. Even went to college for that for a while.
    But life happened and I don't do art anymore. Honesty, feels like I dodged a bullet now

  • @Alyssa-qb2bs
    @Alyssa-qb2bs 3 года назад +3

    📢GET📢OUT📢THE📢COMMENTS AND📢WATCH 📢THE VIDEO📢

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson 3 года назад

    Why don't people think art ever costs money? I'm a musician and composer and always find people trying to get me to work for free too.
    Like... do you want me to do something that you're not capable of doing yourself? Then pay me.
    You pay handymen, you pay restaurants, you pay landscapers, you pay mechanics, you pay artists.

  • @TheSolidMidgetOfficial
    @TheSolidMidgetOfficial 3 года назад

    >Draw for me.
    ~Okay. Pay me.
    >I'll call the cops.
    ~Okay, I'll draw you.
    ...
    >WTF is this?

  • @devinjohnson9133
    @devinjohnson9133 3 года назад +2

    Since early last year, I wanted to practice my art skills, though I have been slow, and after seeing these stories since like mid to late of last year, maybe that's part of why I have been slow of my progress, because of all the possible choosing beggars, along with other things

  • @cosmiccatalyst6448
    @cosmiccatalyst6448 3 года назад

    Choosing Beggar: *understands sarcasm*
    Everyone: YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

  • @Prandall
    @Prandall 3 года назад

    4:46 I about died laughing when I heard Mt. Pleasant. My family lived there for many years. It’s a constantly growing area, and it’s mostly rich neighborhoods and old money. It’s an incredibly beautiful area and I miss it dearly.
    The only way my family afforded the houses we lived in were because we bought the first, and heavily renovated it and later sold it for the next house.
    This guy would need multiple roommates to afford a bare bones kind of place. I just wanna know how he’d even afford 300 a month if he doesn’t work...

  • @ChristianGateFan1
    @ChristianGateFan1 3 года назад

    The computer repair owner response is Louis Rossman or I will eat my nonexistent hat. 😂👌

  • @uthmanbaksh3530
    @uthmanbaksh3530 3 года назад

    I'm surprisoed that kid trying to buy a $2000 gaming PC for $1 didn't immediately pivot to bragging about his followers/subscribers and offered to pay in "exposure". He has a lot to learn!

  • @Jean-Denis_R_R_Loret
    @Jean-Denis_R_R_Loret 2 месяца назад

    2:45 Use an apple product, also begging for 5 bucks for a totally unelated product 😂

  • @imnotsuspiciousshh
    @imnotsuspiciousshh 3 года назад

    Last person was definitely not planning on paying and when OP asked if they were gonna be paid they flipped their shit.

  • @indridmochi4091
    @indridmochi4091 3 года назад +2

    your video helped me wake up this morning so i could get to my own job haha thanks so much!

  • @hamzasultan96
    @hamzasultan96 3 года назад

    The guy talking about Netflix and Hulu gave me a great idea. Depending how many simultaneous users each subscription gets you. You could form a group with that many people and each have everything while splitting the bill equally.

  • @kristinawentz8801
    @kristinawentz8801 3 года назад

    The one with the guy threatening to call the police on the artist was hysterical. The picture the person sent was great.😅😅😅

  • @asgardiandino
    @asgardiandino 3 года назад +1

    Bruh every single time a CB asks about what a commission is they always bring in taxes. It's not illegal to charge commissions but it possibly is for fanart commissions..

  • @adamb89
    @adamb89 3 года назад

    That kayak one, I've actually heard of people doing stuff like that. Like, they'll find something on sale locally for cheap or on clearance or something, then turn around and re-sell it online for a profit to someone outside the area. So the seller turns a profit and the buyer gets an item cheaper than what they'd pay nearby.

  • @thefallenprince9929
    @thefallenprince9929 3 года назад +2

    8:38 my last two brain cells looking at fractals at 3am