r/Pettyrevenge Karen Called The Cops... And The Cops LAUGHED AT Her!

[@rSlash]

Karen: Calls cops
Cops: Tow Karen's car

[@gcjd3304]

Nice

[@Asunoooo]

2nd reply

[@WarMastyr]

Words

[@ragingmaster1258]

Just got to my job site and I have a new story to listen to

[@Sheogoraths]

Brp bep

[@Heavenly_Father]

I don't understand why all these Karens are not charged for abusing 911

[@thewolfoflight5780]

Because the police will be charged with animal abuse

[@mirandahatcher5028]

California recently is trying to pass a law that would allow people to press charges for calling the police unnecessarily. It's a little bit more intricate than that. But I do believe they called it the Karen law actually.obviously facct check behind me because this is something I read like a week or two ago

[@remish7717]

I think rslash actually talked about this a few weeks ago.

[@whatisgoingon8243]

Oh hi there god and wouldn't the police be charged of something like...I dunno, I'm not a lawyer but maybe something in the sort of mental illness abuse?

[@cau1471]

You can get fined for calling 911 for no reason, but its really rare for the courts to actually go after them, unless its a prank call from what ive seen in the past. It should be more than a fine imo, and it should count for people calling for bs reasons

[@jaspr1999]

In the late 80s, I used to go out for coffee with friends at this little diner that had a payphone outside. Karens existed then too and would make use of that phone to call the cops for the worst reasons. My favorite was a woman that called the cops on the diner owner for having her car towed... For being parked in a handicapped spot. The cops were VERY appreciative of her call and gave her a ticket. When she balked at it they then charged her for a false call and abuse of the emergency number. The woman got so angry about the whole thing she started poking one of the officers and they gave her really pretty new bracelets and a chauffered tour of downtown to her lovely overnight accommodations. I can't speak for other places but in Texas, you can get in serious trouble for abuse of an emergency number.

[@jerryyang337]

Holy crap 😮 I wanna experience a Karen so I can go all in on them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jerryyang337]

Holy crap 😮 I wanna experience a Karen so I can go all on them 😂 🤣🤣🤣

[@Juet5]

Oof

[@thatonekid8306]

nice bracelets

[@evannewman3997]

I love how you phrased that!

[@StapleCactus]

That pen story is perfect. Quietly getting it back without opening accusing her and she realizing her mistake I couldn't imagine would happen in reality against an actual Karen.

[@DarkValorWolf]

god that last story pissed me off...
I have a burning passionate hate against horrible parents and the fact they almost never get any repercussions cause of the "you need to love your family no matter what", hate them with all my heart

[@RiptoGakt]

I recall something that was said by a manga artist in response to a question given by a guy complaining about his wife's cooking (which the guy relies on... and which wasn't coming lately at the time), and said artist (who is *happily married* by the way) says in response:
"Those are words to ruin your life, you know. Take responsibility for your actions."

[@mistingwolf]

Just because you're related by blood does not actually obligate you to love them.

[@qualandrew201494]

@@mistingwolf I havent spoken to my parents now for 8 years. So yes. - Blood doesnt bind you, your love does. If you have none for them, then you move on and find people who make your truly happy.

[@SoramiUchiha]

It doesn't necessarily make them bad parents. It just means she's unsupportive of her dreams. Old school parents get unsupportive like that not because they want to genuinely hurt their child, but because they want them to be what they feel is practical so they don't struggle in life. I'm a writer and an artist. And yet, I was pushed to go to school for law, because my parents didn't want me to struggle in life. They wanted me to have a good job that pays good money so that I could do better than they do. And a lot of times, parents don't understand what opportunities are available nowadays because things today are possible when they weren't back then. Now someone CAN make a living as an artist or a writer thanks to stuff like the internet cutting out the middleman.
It doesn't make the mother right for what she did. But to call it wholly malicious is to look at the situation through a black and white lens instead of trying to understand why she felt that way.

[@elaartukovic5292]

I was told to forgive my father for abusing me for 10 years because "its ur dad, ur related by blood" oh im sorry i didnt know sharing blood meant that i needed to accept abuse and just tolerate it and be ok with it?

[@Purin1023]

The entire last story basically boils down to "You like Krabby Patties don't you Squidward?"

[@ethansharfman]

Underrated comment

[@iaintgonna3717]

10/10

[@paulatiredofthisshit]

Yes! Yes! I admit it, SpongeBob! I love Krabby Patties!
SpongeBob: I knew it all along, Squidward. No one can resist a Krabby Patty! Squidward! How many are you eating? Squidward! [Squidward keeps eating all the Krabby Patties in the vault, Pac-Man style] Squidward, you can't eat all those patties at one time! Squidward! [As soon as he ate dozens of Krabby Patties]
Squidward: What's gonna happen? Am I gonna blow up?
SpongeBob: No, worse, it'll go right to your thighs...!
Squidward: My thighs? [pan down showing Squidward's enlarged thighs, he looks at thighs]
SpongeBob: ...and then you'll blow up! [Krusty Krab explodes. Squidward's head is sitting on the ambulance's bench while his legs are in a bucket]

[@alexhulea2735]

the last story makes me laugh. reminds me of my mom, who ALWAYS said the house cleaning was done wrong, whenever anyone but her did it (even when i or my sister did it exactly the way she did)

[@hyperfixedandhopeless995]

"My revenge backfired on me as now I love plants I pretended to, to inconvenience others and now I have them everywhere" is legit kinda wholesome XD

[@RealCoolstriker64]

That last story should have had this final line:
“Great! And now that we have that settled, I’m cutting contact with you. I don’t want you gaslighting me anymore. Have a good life!” And then moving

[@thatonewitch]

I'd probably say something like "Glad you liked it, cuz it's the last meal I'll *ever* cook for you!"

[@J-Boy69420]

Man. Throwaway and Deleted always have the best stories. They must live such colorful lives.

[@balaaditya9982]

rSlash has been my evening snack routine for a year now. But i've never been this early before and the vid's out right on time

[@saatvikkalra6061]

Ikr, he's been part of my routine for like 6 months, watch him EVERY evening

[@fire5613]

This is when he used to upload back in the day

[@Lottarandomness]

He is also a part of my morning routine! I'm also currently moving and love listening to these vids while packing ☺️

[@FlyinRaptorJesus]

I listen every moring. Usually uploads around 8am

[@15oClock]

He's been part of my morning routine for surely as long.

[@xdoorx]

1:42 That principal has robbed the robber.
[ E v e r y o n e l i k e d t h a t . ]
edit: ngl when i look back on the story it does seem like an accidental theft, welp

[@jerryyang337]

Yes

[@linglingwannabe3612]

In fairness depending on how the pen was offered to her the first time She might have thought that the pen was actually a gift so she took it without any bad intention. Only to discover later that it wasn’t. Taking into account that She didn’t make any scene, didn’t yell, didn’t claim it back or anything else I think that it was just a misunderstanding.

[@Glum1964]

@@linglingwannabe3612 - I’ll even go farther than that. She probably never even realized she had taken his pen until he so obviously made a play and got it back. Why not just approach her and say “Hey, the other day I inadvertently lent you a pen that I cherish, and would like to get back.” Like many of us have done before, I’m sure she walked out with his pen without realizing it. I’ve done this countless times. Same with cigarette lighters. I’m engrossed in conversation, or with other things, and simply don’t realize it. People are harsh these days.
And the story about the man who yelled at the family for being on his (run-down) property? I get the feeling that this lady was so offended that this guy spoke to her rudely that she CALLED THE POLICE??!!! good grief.
I think the first two OP’s were the real Karens!

[@idgaf5372]

“And it was good”

[@olly2027]

@@Glum1964 I do that all the time.

[@13BGunBunny]

The last story reminded me of how my Dad told me that my spaghetti was better than Mom's.
I have never told her and, to my knowledge, Dad took his "secret" to the grave. RIP Dad.

[@zarzee8925]

For all you know, she's keeping the same secret from you 😉

[@13BGunBunny]

@@zarzee8925
That may be possible but highly unlikely. She has always taken pride in her cooking abilities.

[@zarzee8925]

@@13BGunBunny maybe your dad secretly told her he prefers hers, I mean

[@13BGunBunny]

@@zarzee8925
Since my Dad has passed in '09, we may never know.

[@thatonekid8306]

@@13BGunBunny my condolences

[@d3viLang3LFall3n]

As a vindictive person, and a completely cowardly one at that, revenge stories are oh so satisfying, regardless of magnitude

[@seanshanleyAnimeUWLPer]

I Think story #2 should have been r/prorevenge as he is facing fines, property seizure and possibly jail time

[@iaintgonna3717]

same

[@scunts]

I love your honesty.

[@vexn3699]

You're not a coward. Nothing wrong with being non-confrontational and accommodating, so long as you're not taken advantage of

[@MetalSStar196]

Sometimes, the best way to be vindictive is to be an absolute sadist about it. After all, there's nothing more fun than causing your tormentor emotional discomfort and alienation from your mutual friends, am I right?

[@ScooterBond1970]

For the desk story: were someone to leave their stuff on my desk and walk away (especially if I'm sitting right there), I would push it onto the floor. "What? I'm not the custodian of your krep."

[@shinerstheseagull]

Cat instincts

[@dracko158]

Karen's national flag is definitely the Surprised Pikachu Face.
Karen: *calls cops on OP*
Police: *tows her car*
Karen: *Surprised Pikachu Face*

[@deathbyplasmadbp3177]

O O
O

[@Mari-511]

@Chocolate is very good just asking. But, did you just reply to your own comment?

[@redpepper74]

@@Mari-511 and then deleted it, apparently lol

[@chikencarter9871]

@@deathbyplasmadbp3177 👁 👁 lol that to
👄

[@cb.on.yt22]

@ the last story, i’m a bit of a home cook, i really like cooking for my family and i’m always trying to perfect my technique, luckily i have supportive parents, they even got me a kitchen aid mixer for my birthday! if my mom constantly critiqued my cooking out of spite like in that story, i would simply never cook for her. I’m making dinner tonight! oh sorry mom, looks like i’ve only made enough for dad, my brother, and I...... oops! Oh you wanted a brownie? sorry, i only made these for myself.

[@bleachfanbk]

c b that is the way to do it😂 if they don't appreciate you they don't get anything

[@iaintgonna3717]

"You wouldn't've liked it anyway."

[@sigsputnik1]

I walked out of my mom's house after making an entire Thanksgiving dinner because something I did wasn't to her liking. Went home and cooked my own turkey.

[@TheKennethECarper]

@@sigsputnik1 You cooked two turkeys in a day? You're a trooper!

[@maxshep2829]

rSlash: refers to 'pennies' as 'cents'
Anyone from the UK: TRIGGERED

[@biglittleorme2438]

YES

[@MetalSStar196]

We Canadians would be triggered just as well, and royally, to boot!

[@maxshep2829]

@@MetalSStar196 Wait, Canadians? Angry? I didn't think that was genetically possible?! xD

[@biglittleorme2438]

@@maureenmclelland Dude. Too far. Did you need to rant at someone who said nothing offensive?

[@biglittleorme2438]

@@maureenmclelland You say that yet deleted your 'not rant'

[@jenniferpool7163]

I had a desk close to the printer once but I employed my cat's method of clearing. I would look at something on my desk that didn't belong, stare at anyone around, and swipe it onto the floor. Also, if you left it unattended and I rolled over it with my work chair...that is also on you. My old colleagues think that is why I got my nickname as Aalycat. :D

[@shadowfang269]

Pen thieves are the bane of my existence. Especially when they steal my pilot G2 pens

[@FiendishSquirrle]

I worked at a deli where we had to initial the price tag on packs of meat (so if a karen complained, they'd know who to yell at) and we kept the pens by the scales. Some guy grabbed it right in front of me. So i finished his order, and played dumb going "huh, theres usually a pen here" and he sheepishly passes it over and i put it somewhere out of reach.

[@andyclem1597]

Dear lord yes! I can't count how many pens I've lost to those cretins!

[@imzadi83fanvids7]

There are pens with embarrassing sayings on them to help deter thieves. I've also seen people attach plastic spoons or flowers to deter thieves.

[@Box-Of-Rox]

Oof! Not the G2s!

[@callmewolf3910]

Set up a pen sting. Attach tiny gps devices on each pen

[@chibitales-thebestredditst2746]

1:42 That man is a genius! What a way to handle that

[@ashenfox3535]

If my family member had done like the mom in the last story, the next time I cooked for the family I would simply cook enough for everyone but them and when they complained I'd say " oh since said you said my food tasted like ( insert foul substance here) I decided not to put you through the ordeal of eating any more of it." And let them just sit there as everyone else glares at them.

[@Stinkytoes38]

I feel like the mother In the first one didn’t realize that she was only borrowing the pen in the beginning, but thought the principal gave it to her for her to keep, and then realized that she had made a mistake when she had to write on that thing that the principal would usually give to the kid (I can’t remember what it was called...) and she was embarrassed and that’s why she stormed off... is that just me or..?

[@sfranklin9492]

Pastel Souls I think she just put it in her bag without thinking. Reflex. I do it all the time

[@miranimates1336]

Agreed

[@elisybug3895]

Sometimes it’s just reflex I’ll think right before or after I’m done signing something thinking remember to get the pen back I’ll walk out to my car and realize it’s still in my hand

[@panickyplayer9024]

I do that at times without knowing because i always carry around a blue pen in my pocket, and always take some other pens just out of reflex

[@SeeWhyAt]

That’s what I was thinking to. Thought it was a bit stiff to be grouped in with the rest of the tools in the subreddit haha.

[@lennythehuman9076]

Karen: calls cops on OP
Cops: Tow Karen's car away.
How the turntables...

[@lennythehuman9076]

@Joshua Muir Ok, do as you please.

[@harrismazari5484]

The last story reminded me how my wife always asks me to rate her cooking and whenever I say it's an 8 out of 10 she says why did you eat it then.
I always reply I eat even when I cook and it's hardly a 6. Plus how is 8 a bad score? I mean either stop asking for my honest opinion or don't throw a tantrum when I give it.

[@ayannaxsesshy]

Lol. An 8 out of 10 is a good score. Does she expect you to rate her food like it's Michelin Star food or something?

[@harrismazari5484]

@@ayannaxsesshy exactly

[@thewolfoflight5780]

@@harrismazari5484 I can cook some cookies and brownies, which are good enough :D atleast I get paid a dollar for 2 brownie at school

[@FEEAR1000]

The fact that cops even know Karen's BS is priceless lmao

[@beckyhartley9502]

Yeah with that second story the managers are going to be pretty pissed about having "cents" in the cash register since we don't have cents.

[@thegamemaster9872]

Someone: "RUclips: no views
Also video: 22 likes"
Me: *SILENCE OVER-USER*

[@rand0mfand0msimin]

RUclips go brrrrrrrr

[@ResidentMilf]

I swear, there's one on every popular video. It's not even that hard to figure out why it happens.

[@panickyplayer9024]

@ReboundSpirit whenever nobody uses the app

[@briansullens5750]

I think it is possible the first karen just accidentally stole it and was like how dare yo-oh whoops

[@nuages8915]

shes not really a karen lmao

[@evannewman3997]

unlike 95% of Karens, she didn't bawl him out, so not so bad. I really like this revenge though, as it brings to mind one of my favorite quotes, "nothing ruins righteous anger like realizing you were wrong".

[@Zorae42]

How on earth is she a Karen?

[@Cunnah101]

I can't be the only one who is bothered every time rSlash calls pence cents. 10 pence, 20 pence, 50 pence, not cents!

[@joanneking170]

Yeah I am too! I'm from the UK and cents and pence are very different!

[@Nykoleyy]

He's American he doesn't know..

[@Alina-xt1kb]

I like it, its like Euros and Cents so I get it 😂

[@laurenhook3620]

Steven Anderson but then reverts back to pounds....

[@miranimates1336]

Most americans dont know how your currency works. I sure dont

[@savedketchup5993]

I listen to this while doing my art and it actually made me put a design in my special notebook called Karen

[@samcoles1696]

Rslash reading English currency like it’s American lol

[@yarraidalg]

ngl i misread the title as "karen called the cops and the cops called her"

[@Peebees12]

RSlash has such an early morning feel, I love being up and just going catatonic for 15 minutes at 7 in the morning

[@fjtappedout4623]

When you watch enough rslash to notice when he reuses thumbnails

[@mi-y]

Simon says *addicted*

[@bradw.1945]

Love the pen story. I used a pen on my professor's desk once, and kept it. A few weeks later I used the pen in her class. While strolling around the room she noticed the pen and said hey... I have a pen just like that. I said no you don't. LOL

[@NappyWayz]

“Threaten my dog?” - Karen Wick

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

Not a Karen, but a Jane Wick

[@NappyWayz]

@@lucifers.morningstar3805 your response is better. 👍

[@chichi-of5bf]

i’m sorry i’m from the uk but when r/slash started calling our pennies cents, i lost it 😂😂

[@hitmewithacliche]

American reading a story from the UK, with money that says p not c and the words 'notes' & 'pennies' being there: "5 cent pieces and 10 cent pieces. Bills." 🤦‍♂️

[@MrsPaynus]

Been listening to rslash religiously as my morning routine. Just delivered a baby today at 3am and I'm here for my daily rslash lol

[@bbs.5157]

Jesus, why do parents discourage their kids from doing what they like and are good at?

[@StapleCactus]

They're just thinking of their children's future as best they can with their own learned bias and experience. Being a chef is hard work and rarely pays out well enough to consider it a good career move while nurses are always in demand and are compensated fairly (in their mind) or lawyers getting big payouts even if they get few jobs. How many people go to culinary school and become a great chef with large salaries like Gordon Ramsey? 1 in a million. Sure, the parent can dream with their children that they might one day be able to make their dreams a reality, but the harshness of life leaves people bitter and they try to keep their children from feeling regret. It's misguided, because then that bitterness is turned toward the parent, but logical.

[@StapleCactus]

@@anjafrohlich1170 I never said it was good, only logical in their mind. We actually agree. Bey wanted to know the reason and I gave him one, not an emotionally charged response to the situation.

[@ertbert2332]

@@StapleCactus yeah

[@sharibigay4712]

Don't you just love moms that play the "I'll love and approve of you if...."? I just don't get it, I raised 7 kids full time (yours, mine and ours thing), plus on and off other people's kids that the parents couldn't care less about. Children, like animals, are blessings (And yes occasionally irritating), but also a source of constant amusement . We must all encourage, love and take care of all children and animals.

[@Hopeandpeaceinjesus]

Had an accidental nap and woke up to this ☺️ thank you rSlash, me and Freya puppy and tiny house tiger Dean really enjoy your channel.

[@theezlife6056]

Rslash is the nightly routine for my wife and I. We eat our dinner and listen to your stories and laugh.

[@thetableoflegend9814]

“I’ll only ever be a subservient housewife” with a cooking degree...

[@thisisthegreatestplan6777]

“What are you doing *K A R E N”*
Calling the manager

[@kenjones9326]

When I was living in Scotland, Virgin Records was a big deal back in the mid 90's.

[@AJ47isbbetter]

Karen’s are the real monsters of 2020

[@kaylag9579]

Dear R/slash not sure if you will get this but THANK YOU!! My husband and I love your channel we listen to you almost daily. It’s been a huge help for us. We have had a lot of stress over this past year. Bought a home, found out we are pregnant, covid hit, jobs became stressful and my pregnancy has been rough. I was diagnosed with hyperemesis gravidium (severe morning sickness) been hospitalized twice. Your videos have been so helpful we just recently were going to have a 3 week vacation but the day before our basement flooded pretty bad. There is nothing we can do with suing the previous owner and it’s like a waterfall now everytime it rains. It was so bad that I ended up having a mental break. They called it an adjustment disorder because of all the stress and the traumatic event of our basement flooding. I got help and meds. I am doing better and although we won’t get revenge or stick it to this Karen. Who didn’t disclose this. Then also husband was grabbing items out of our car and our car was hit. Thank God he wasn’t hit but the car was a write off and we have had to try and get a car before baby comes and the pay out wasn’t very good. My husband also had to get help because of the stress. We enjoy your voice it’s so soothing and your videos just brighten us up. Help us to be great full. I know it’s going to be really expensive to fix our foundation and all but the really exciting news is I am 9 months pregnant and when I go into labour we plan on listening to your videos because it’s a great distraction. So thank you for all that you do and the content you create. We are subscribed and try to like every video to help support your channel. 💗💗💗

[@XaranAlamas]

Hey rSlash, just FYI in that third story: We don't have Cents in the UK. We have Pence, which is commonly written like 1p, 5p etc. So when the OP put 5ps etc they were referring to Pence or Pennies.
Sorry for the nitpick, give Hugo a hug from me

[@mlee9118]

Third story I think mate

[@XaranAlamas]

@@mlee9118 Ah yes, I guess I forgot the short first story... maybe I thought it was a different vid as I was binging at the time. Thanks :)

[@XaranAlamas]

@rapheALtoid Huh, I thought it was Hugo but he just pronounced it with a yu sound

[@umbra71]

RUclips: no views
The video: 22 likes, 7 comments
Me: ??

[@Quinna78]

Was thinking the same. People or bots vote before they even listen to the video.

[@northernlights9533]

RUclips: *BrAiN nO WuRk!?!?!*

[@darkninja1766]

it was robots

[@TruthNerds]

If you really care about why e.g. views can be less than likes, here's a good explanation:
ruclips.net/video/RY_2gElt3SA/видео.html

[@ARedMotorcycle]

"They were drunk. They couldn't taste anything." That's got to be one of the dumbest sentences I've ever heard/read.

[@herelol6462]

I always listen to Rslash when I shower. I always get a good laugh when I shower lol

[@annied1827]

Just to let you know in the uk we have pounds and pence and dont have cents ☺ so its 1p 10p 20p 50p £1 £2 coins i think you got a bit mixed up 😁

[@lucashogarth3453]

Any other British watchers triggered he called 10ps cent pieces instead of pennies?

[@grahamsmith9541]

Me commented before I scrolled down and found yours.

[@grahamsmith9541]

@Unintended Consequences
So you are saying that the US audience, lacks the intelligence to understand that other countries have a different currency.

[@lesleygardiner4154]

Its pence in the UK like 5 pence and so on.. 😃

[@colleenclement474]

If I ever visit Britain I will call all the coins by galleons, sickles, and knuts.....loudly.

[@eleanorcooke7136]

@@colleenclement474 please do, we need some more fun in our country.

[@stephenbaker9475]

There are three people you don't mess with at work. The person that handles your pay. The person that handles your paperwork and IT.

[@sleepinglabradors]

If my child loved cooking & studying to be a chef or as a hobby, I’d be bragging to everyone I came across. Drive around with a giant car sticker announcing it, ‘my kid is an amazing cook/chef!’. Even if they were living out of the house I’d buy the food & pay them to cook for me. Personally, I feel when someone makes you a meal it’s a very special honour, sense of respect & gesture of kindness.

[@jaiden1279]

Teens: *Exists*
Karens: I am calling the cops! How dare you abuse my rights.

[@jay._.01010]

rslash, make a series where u talk about karens, ek's em's etc that YOU'VE encountered (also keep reading reddit stories tho pls)

[@bluboi155]

Remember that kinda recent past video where he told one? He did say that was his first encounter so he cant have many

[@jay._.01010]

@@bluboi155 what i mean is like he does those rarely like 1-2 per month

[@allinsi.n.c.6979]

I don't think i could get tired of that story about the Engineering Executive. It is simply amazing.

[@charleneblack2792]

My husband's nephew brought his then gfriend (who absolutely despises me) to my in laws Xmas party. She looked at my toddler and said "Oh, she's gonna make a great homemaker one day". I was so shocked I couldn't respond. I've worked since I was 15. I'm now lucky enough to stay home with my kids instead of having them spend more time with strangers at daycare than myself. It's now about 4 years later, and she's asked me to watch her baby. I agreed to 2 months, it's been 5. Friday, when she picked up the baby, I told her I couldn't watch him anymore because I'm homeschooling my kids, and her brat makes that impossible. She's got a 4 yr old, and a 6 month old. I said "Since daycare will cost around $1,200 for both kids, your best bet would probably be to quit work and become a homemaker. I'm sure you'd be great at it and could teach Kenna to be a great one, too". She's hated me from the start, even lying to my in-laws to make them hate me, but now is sweet as pie. They call me Aunt OP, and "his second mommy" which makes me INCREDIBLY uncomfortable. Have fun staying home with your absolute horrible kids, chic. And please continue hating me because our lives were much more peaceful before you started kissing my arse.

[@scpwhy883]

For the penny guy:I'd just take like an hour counting all the coins and make him wait as I say 1....... 2........ 3 "sorry I need to use the bathroom I'll only take a minute" *takes 10 mins* 4 .. 5 .. 6.. And so on and as he leaves I'd say bye with a smerk as long as a truck across my face know he wont do that anymore

[@mattzachs5966]

Can we appreciate for a moment how many ads he can put in a 17 minute video.

[@boilingsoda]

Have you ever seen TV before

[@hairman6535]

@Bass Player word?

[@uninconnu5844]

12:55
''I took back the end of my desk
- What did it cost ?
- Houseplant addiction''

[@thanos7794]

Karen : *calls cop*
Cop : wrong number, call the 102!

[@rebeccasanderson1442]

That’s not cents that’s penny’s. Us British have different coins to you Americans

[@nadyahoffmann5778]

(4:55) Here in Brazil this client would be the favorite customer everywhere. There are places here that even have signs saying to "Please give us your penies". There were this grocery near my house that would even trade notes of money for penies.

[@Karan_Bhat]

I don't want to offend anyone 🙇 but I accidentally read the 'please give me your penies' as 'please give me your penis'😂

[@HogwartsGoth]

4:55 - Clearly does not know 'ps' stand for pence.

[@Nagaking_56]

That last story was so satisfying. I didn't make it in my cooking classes, so I'm glad somebody could go through with theirs. You do you, lady!

[@kaz.not.komputing78]

Hey rslash, you're the highlight of my day ✨

[@uroskovac2212]

The coin man:
Haha finally I can have my revenge by giving the change in coins
Coin man: ok, I'll come back tomorrow with those coins then

[@PanduPoluan]

That houseplant story, where it 'backfired'... That's opposite of a problem. Hope OP is happy with their plants! 👍🏽

[@hb5077]

14:06 I read a story about a newly wed couple, the wife would cook delicious food and everyone would compliment her but the husband will never! He will always tell her that it's bad and his sister or mom do it better. So she cooked what he likes, put it in containers and told him it was from his sister, he praised it soo much and said it's the best thing he ever ate and she should learn to do it like that. She told him what it is and he was very defensive so she left for her family home refusing to return. After many discussions with her family and his, she agreed to go back but on one condition, that she will never cook for him again. And so now when she cooks, she cooks for herself and if there were leftovers he will eat them with no complain what so ever.

[@michaelmcgregor7374]

NEVER bite the hand that feeds you...!

[@aleahlrb]

Me: *has been frustrated by the illustration I'm making
rSlash: *uploads r/PettyRevenge
Me: maybe I should take a break for now...

[@Tyrnak_Fenrir]

Hey rSlash, can you please cover r/IDOworkherelady? Loads of good "you fool, I AM the manager"
ps. I'm goin to keep commenting this until you either cover it, or say that you won't

[@redditdevilsadvocate.5134]

The way rSlash had that Whistley wheezy F sound at 16:37 saying finally stood out to me for some reason. Must be my AirPods but it really made me rewind to see if I actually heard it 😂😂. Sounds like a tiny laser gun

[@foundriver]

That last one was a nice touch to finish the video, I loved them

[@finchhfries5774]

I love you r slash :) hope you’re day is going amazing and tell your wife she’s amazing !!

[@ihateyouall4641]

That second story I know the neighbor is wrong but what he / she did is a complete karene move.

[@julianm1842]

When it's a man, its Kyle

[@marks2731]

I had a part time job in a news-agents.
One customer would come in on a Sunday at 6am, and sort through all the newspapers, looking for perfect copies of whatever newspaper he wanted. I can’t remember what paper it was.
No creases, no folds, taking pages or sections out of multiple papers, so he could get a perfect crease free copy, and leaving the results of his search for a perfect copy strewn across the floor for someone else to clear up, missing pages and section. Basically they were all now un-fit for sale.
So, eventually my coworkers and I solved it.
He would come to the till to pay, and we would fold his perfect newspaper, and bag it for him. Needless to say his perfect copy of the paper was now no longer perfect. Folded up and jammed into a bag.
It worked, we did it twice and never saw him again

[@melaniem2744]

The story about people leaving objects on OP's desk reminded me of a job I had in the early 2000s. I had a small cubicle adjacent to my very popular supervisor's larger one (I'll call her Dana). Dana's cube had plenty of space and even a chair across from her, for "one-on-ones" with her subordinates. Also, like all the cubes in that workplace, it was open in front. Even so, some of Dana's friends would step into my cubicle to chat with her over the partition, rather than walking around to the open front of her cube, or sitting in the chair across from her. Luckily, it didn't happen that often, but it was annoying when it did.

[@dominor7924]

Whp is the ppl that have notifications on just to dislike wth lol

[@SupermewX300]

*pence, not cents.

[@Nicooriia]

That last story made my blood boil. I wouldn't cook anything for her except instant noodles and toast with that attitude.

[@Luminary600]

The phrase "How do you like the taste of you own sh*t sandwich?" comes to mind. Ha ha!

[@sinfulwrath666]

When you know you are the first viewer but have no comment to think of....

[@therod789]

Can you give me the first comment please? My son is dying of cancer, also its his birthday and he needs it to survive. Please help him survive the surgery, oh I mean cancer.

[@Karan_Bhat]

At first I thought you had a genuine son in cancer but after reading the last line I was like wait a minute and then realised it was a joke

[@yh3617]

0:09
"Wait, its all principal?"

[@nectarinehair0115]

I used to work at a hospital, #1 rule, NEVER let anyone use your pen. Pens were like gold.

[@irogt]

5p is 5 pence etc, not cents.

[@Paul-dh3cg]

Hahahahah this comment is petty

[@shelbycostomiris6339]

Lmao the pen one got me. When when will something wonderful like that happen to me...wait I'd have too leave the house and interact with people? No nope fuck it and Unpause lol

[@averystrebeck688]

I believe your channel is the only thing to keep me from going insane during quarantine

[@dlyt699]

I've never been this early, 12 minutes. Damn

[@jakeagurerpower7126]

First

[@jay._.01010]

no one cares

[@styanax]

@@jay._.01010 I do

[@jay._.01010]

DatXboxGuy - Roblox you care that this uncultured kid is "first"?

[@styanax]

@@jay._.01010 yes

[@styanax]

@@jay._.01010 He really was first

[@sir_cabbage1170]

"How to stop your coworkers from putting their stuff on your desk."
Instructions unclear, developed a plant habit.

[@befrugalwithus]

This always calm me down hearing the videos. Thank you so much for always uploading.

[@someepicnerd7821]

Ok the good thing is hilarious. If I was the mom I would’ve choked from so much laughing. That’s just too funny

[@michaelmcgregor7374]

In the Army we had a saying that there are four people you don't piss off - 1. payroll Sgt: 2. Mess Sgt; 3. Motor Sgt; 4. Supply Sgt! I guess the workplace can make their own list - 1. Payroll; 2.HR; 3. IT...! Because these people can make your job a living hell!!

[@ciomaria6137]

The pen their story made my day.
Thank you for the petty smiles.

[@oldmanfromoc7684]

My mother was an excellent cook. Anytime we took her out to eat she never got excited about the food. So now we have a family joke when someone asks how was the food, we say what mom always said, it was alright. R.I.P. Mom!