I heard the wallet thief story before lol... The management was chill af. They did essentially told OP that "Our hands are tied but yours isn't. Have fun."
We had neighbors whose punk kids felt they owned our driveway as much as we did. They constantly parked in it, blocking our car in. Speaking to them and their mother did no good. My mother left notes on their car, first asking them to stop, then threatening to have the car towed, did no good. wanted to call the sheriff (he was a good man and would have set them straight real fast) but my mother didn't want to call the cops on people she had to live next to. Finally, a friend of the family parked his truck, blocking them in. When the daughter came over, he pretended to be on the phone. She knew better and apologized asking oh-so nicely if he'd move his truck for them. He told her he would when he was off the phone. he made them wait about an hour before moving. They never parked in our drive again.
I don't know why, but I for some reason felt it would end with him driving off with the girlfriend and now she was his wife or something. I guess that would be /prorevenge.
"He couldn't build the desk properly." I've got this lovely mental image of the desk falling apart, his girlfriend complaining that he can't do basic tasks, and him screaming "I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS! SOMETHING'S MISSING!" and her not believing a word. :P Rinse and repeat.
Unfortunately what probably actually happened is he just contacted IKEA said a part was missing and they just sent it to them, probably free of charge too.
As others have mentioned Ikea will ship you missing small assembly parts for free. I've bought used furniture with damaged or missing pieces and just went on the Ikea website, find the furniture item, and list the missing pieces. A few days later the missing parts show up in the mail. They will not replace a whole table leg, but the ones mentioned by OP are no problem and no question asked.
“Hello police some people aren’t letting me steal from them”. Like who does that lemme guess they sue the police and the family for getting arrested and not allowed to rob some people 🤣🤣🤣
Whenever you talk about how people are crazy to leave their cars when they could get damaged, I think it's that deep down even people who are generally assholes understand lines that decent people don't cross. It's like the old saying about pissing off people who prep your food cause they will spit in it, but I've heard even with asshole customers most people working in food service would never actually do such a thing.
It's true because tampering with the food and they get sick can easily be traced back to where they ate. The place where the got the food could face not only hefty fines but have to be held accountable for any and all medical bills if there are any. Source I worked in food service for over 10 years. Killing them with kindness is always the better solution.
Exactly. This is why bullies get away with it. The only way to stop a bully is to show him that you're willing to hurt him, and normal people aren't willing to hurt someone.
My brother has always worked on racing cars, years ago he had a customer tell him they tried to show off their suped up car and got blown away by a middle aged woman in a station wagon. That woman was our mother and that station wagon was a former police vehicle my father bought at auction.
My neighbor has been having parties every week since the start of COVID-19. (Yes, this *is* super irresponsible and yes they’ve gotten the virus *twice* as a result) They’re loud, take up all the street parking, and go way too late into the night. Their guests have also been crossing our lawn to get to their house. It’s getting all torn up and it’s really annoying. We’ve asked them to ask their guests to stop but it still happens. So for a bit of petty revenge I stopped picking up my dog’s poop (not all the time, I pick it up every 2-3 days). It’s on my lawn after all and she’s such a small dog, you don’t even really see it unless you’re looking. So far no one has stopped, but it does bring me a small bit of satisfaction when I hear someone freaking out because they’ve stepped in something.
If he took his dad's car without his permission, you'd think he'd at least be extra cautious to return it in a way that his dad doesn't even know it was borrowed. Instead, he pushed his luck to the extreme, challenged a stranger to a race with his dad's car that he should have been protecting, and ended up totalling the car that his dad told him not to even touch. On top of that, even if he didn't know his opponent was an experienced racer, he should have known that his own driving skills were way too green to be racing. Words cannot describe that level of stupidity.
Eh. Some kids think with their arses, others think with their genitals, especially if they're trying to impress someone, generally with an overinflated sense of ego, and not enough consideration of consequences. So not too surprised to be honest.
"How did they know that he wasn't going to key his car?" Having a beat up car or truck helps. My dad used to have a 74 Chevy pickup with more rust and scratches than paint. Drove it around for decades and nobody tried messing with it because we wouldn't notice it if they did!
My dad loves telling the story about back in the 80s he bought a big pickup brand new off the showroom floor. He worked construction and it was going to be his work truck, but he was finally making good money and wanted something brand new and reliable. As he was signing the papers for it my mom started griping at him about how he better keep it clean and not let it get all scratched up. A construction work truck. For hauling things and driving around muddy, rocky, gravely job sites. She wanted it clean, shiny, and new looking with no scratches. Absurd. As soon as the salesman handed dad the keys, dad walked over to the truck, casually and calmly put the key against the truck and keyed it from taillight to headlight. Then he turned to my very shocked mom and said “there. Now we don’t have to worry about it getting it’s first scratch.” He said he thought my mother was going to have a rage-stroke and that the salesman was going to faint.
@@LeonieJMerry In college I had a little Neon and that was one of my favorite things to do. Especially at school where parking was *extremely* limited, so it was even more rude for people to park across 2 or 4 parking spots. I always loved seeing their faces when the spot I was in was so tight that I couldn’t open the doors, and they’d look smug, then I’d fold down the back seat and crawl out of the trunk. I’d usually give a little wave as I walked to class while they were stuck in their fancy car. How hard is it to not park like an asshole when there’s already not enough parking spots?
In regards to the G Wagon in the driveway story I feel like OP’s car was reasonably safe because any form of retaliation from the owner would’ve screwed them more than OP. Took the air out of my tires? Congrats now I can’t move the the truck and your car is stuck in my driveway indefinitely. Keyed my car? Depending on the evidence and reasonable suspicion I can now get you arrested or fined and now I’m definitely getting your car towed
@@andrewbondarenko5849 he mentioned both. But even then OP runs the risk of getting in trouble with the police or the courts for destruction of property. And letting the air out of the tires could backfire cuz now the g wagon is gonna stay there for sure and it would make towing it a bit harder
And, on top of that, in many states, you're allowed to block a car parked in your own driveway, regardless of who owns it. The person blocked in can get the other car towed, but only to the nearest parking spot, and at the expense of the one calling, not the car's owner. Otherwise, it's literally GTA.
My brother was listening in on this video. When the Porsche story came up, he just rolled his eyes and said “Money shift. It gets you every time!” Lol!
I was coming back from a movie with a room mate I had a long time ago and we were in his corvette at a red light when a guy on a crotch rocket pulled up beside us. He started revving his bike up and brake torquing the wheel. My room mate looked at me and asked _"Should I?"_ and I simply said _"Burn 'em"_ so he did. He started brake torquing the corvette so hard there was white tire smoke so thick that we couldn't even see Mr. Crotch Rocket anymore. Needless to say, that guy probably learned right then and there, that his bike couldn't match a 'vette.
Car story in driveway: This exact reason is why the place I used to work for (which was in a multi-use zone high-residential area.) had installed car spikes in the parking lot with plenty of warnings. If you drove 1 way, your tires would be fine, if you tried leaving it would burst the tires (which would require swiping a card) - They were installed that way so that people who honestly made the mistake of driving in wouldn't blow their tires and we'd be happy to lower the tire spikes if they flagged us down (with instructions to do so). Normal parking in the area was about 75$ for the day. About 3 cars a month would try parking in the lot to go to the nearby businesses (which was very dangerous as we were transporting chemicals and large construction machinery.) Always so much hassle.
First story: Nothing completes family bonding like running friendly jokes. That's when you know that you truly understand one another. Second story: It's like some people have this idea that as long as there's an open space and their car fit, they think they're fully in their rights to park there. Good on OP for teaching yet another entitled cretin the errors of their ways, because a lot of people today don't seem to understand the concept of "property" unless they're taught a harsh lesson. Third story: At times I've wondered whether we should treat entitlement as a mental disease. Then I remember that people want stone-cold criminals to be treated as having mental diseases, and figured that we should treat entitlement no different than crime. Or at the very least, treat them as they deserve. Fourth story: This is an unorthodox kind of "fair trade". Give someone garbage, and they'll render your stuff unusable. Being a jerk should never pay off. Fifth story: If you work at a business where you can't even trust your own co-workers to not touch your private belongings without your permission, let alone steal it, then it should be on the managers to find a solution. It shouldn't really be on the victims' expense to make the culprits be held accountable. But hey, if you find no other way and you have the right to expose them in the act, then why not. Sixth story: Way to impress his implied girlfriend by acting like an immature douche and intentionally wanting to put both their lives and their freedom at risk in a sports car that was likely owned or funded by his rich, spoiling parents. The more of these scum that is taken off the road, the safer for the rest of all law-abiding drivers.
My family loves to remind me about how when I was about three I snuck out of bed and locked all the adults on the front balcony porch out of the apartment. I was just laughing at them from the window and went to go do whatever a three year old does. My uncle had to SCALE THE BALCONY to get to the sliding glass door that led to my moms bedroom. Apparently when he came through the living room I was just chilling with a bag of Cheetos watching cartoons (days of VHS tapes where all you did was push the tape into the VCR). Apparently that runs in the family because my baby cousin figured oh how to UNLATCH the tray and buckle from her high chair and climb out. Then she figured out how to climb OVER the baby gate.
The thing with the party goers and the car is that if they had keyed the car or flatten the tires the owner could press charges against the party goers. Even if there’s no proof of it on camera they can at least have the car towed and have the cops investigate the situation more.
The second story kinda reminds me of a friends story. So my friends inlaws live next to Sean bean (ned stark). Now I've met the in laws and the mum is kinda a Karen. Neither of them work as they're retired..which is important for later. So Sean was often away for weeks on end..filming, obviously, so the parents had gotten used to having the street to themselves and their friends for parking to themselves. One night Sean had come home and wasn't able to get into his drive, he didn't make a fuss, he parked went into his house and then next morning moved his car when it was free to do so. One night he had friends over, they had to park in front of the inlaws drive. The mother inlaw went crazy, she walked over to his in pjs. Her husband had tried to stop her but she was going on and on about how he can't do what he wants because he's famous. So she bangs on the door and Sean comes to the door. She demanded he moved the car because they were blocked in. He tried to say that the guests were leaving early in the morning but she wasn't having any of it. So Sean called to his friend yo come move his car. His friend.... Daniel Craig...James freaking bond. So smiling daniels wife comes to the door with her husband apologies and moves the car maybe a foot and go back inside. Now the mother inlaw is stood in her pjs while her absolute crush is having to move his car... because she decided to be petty. Her husband was in hysterics laughing from their house. Safe to say she never complained again
I would have walked up to the second racer kid and said something like "Hey I work with cars for a living, your girlfriend told me that car belongs to your dad. Lemme talk to him real quick and I can tell him exactly what needs to be fixed and where to get a good deal so he may not come down on you as hard". Then I'd just let the dad know that he messed the car up by having a street race before hanging up.
I used to have a neighbor that had at least 20 cars. They would take all the parking spots, take people's driveways. They parked where ever they wanted. My grandma would get pissed because she couldn't park in her own driveway. Then they parked in her flowers. This was now war. She paid me & my friends to let the air out of their tires, put sticky candy in the door key lock, paint stuff on their lights. My friends & I loved messing with them. We messed with their garbage cans, stairs,cars, doors, laundry. You name it we did it. It was great. They couldn't figure who was messing with them. They lasted a few weeks, then moved. By then my grandma got the HOA to do parking passes. She never had a problem again. My friends & I went to the fair with our money. Up until my grandma died she loved telling people they better be nice to her or "my granddaughter will go 1997 on you. Her headstone has 1997 written in the corner. My friends & I still laugh about how we learned to be bad ass my an 70 year old.. God I miss her
Woke up around 6, cooked a tenderloin and made tea around 7 and now watching R/Slash. Today is a good morning. Edit: I was not expecting to get 106 like, but thank you all.
"I would like to imagine...." 🤣 It ceases to amaze me, the lengths to which these OP's go to stroke their egos until a self righteous & self aggrandizing climax. 🤣🤣
13:38 it took me a second of thinking "why is he saying nine one one instead of nine eleven?" before I remembered that with how the americans write their dates, that's the way you'd say the date of the twin tower attack.... oof.
No, I have a feeling it’s because he’s not a car guy. Like at all. Americans all say “Nine Eleven” in regards to Porsche. Or more likely, the model 993, 996, 991, etc. Whichever it may be. The Towers changed nothing in regards to how the Porsche is said.
@@beckyanderson988 I had to look that up, since I'd never heard of it. www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4664539/ What I'm seeing in this article (specifically in the abstract) is: 1) the condition is very rare, 2) the condition is a genetic disorder resulting from the pairing of two recessive genes (like being left-handed, only much less common), and 3) the condition results in retardation and hyperactivity, which is more like ADHD than like Alzheimer's. I will concede Sanfillipo syndrome and Alzheimer's do have in common that both are neurological degenerative conditions with no known cure. But the two seem to present in completely different manners.
Back in the mid 80's, I lived in a rural area and drove a 68 Impala 4 door sedan. It was mostly light blue with a black top. I say "mostly" because the trunk lid and 1 of the back doors was a medium blue, as well as the front fender being a darker blue, since it was a LOT cheaper to get parts from junkyards rather than dealerships. At a light on a main road, some jerks in a newish Corvette with plates from a neighboring county pulled up beside me and yelled the (then) iconic line "Oh, Oh, Better get MAACO" and laughing while revving their engine. What they didn't know, was that my Impala had a 327 engine with a Quadra-Jet carburetor that I kept in excellent condition. Simply put, if you put your foot down on the accelerator, you could actually see the gas gauge needle move toward E, while your shadow was a half mile behind you wondering where you went. When the light changed, I smoked them BAD. I then stopped at the next light about a mile down the road (even though it was green) and waited for them. When they got to the (now red) light, I yelled out "Oh, Oh, Better get MAACO" in a very mocking voice. When the light changed, they took off in a squeal of tires and a lot of smoke. Meanwhile, I just started driving normal, since I knew the Sherriff's Department liked to set up speed traps further up the road. They hated people using their long, straight roads for racing, and they threw the book at any drivers from other counties if they were caught. Sure enough, I passed them pulled over a little further up the road.
My first car in high school was a 68 Pontiac Catalina, a 400, 4 barrel, slow in the 1/4 mile, beast in the long haul. While cruising, (55 mph back then,) on the highway heading to the city, a dude in AMX pulled along side me making race challenges, I smiled pointed down the road, and put pedal to medal. The rear tires of my car lit up, smoke so thick I think he was blinded. Never saw him again, not even in my rear view.
It's always amusing to see a thief get caught and then have them justify their crime or even better try to get the victim in trouble for not letting them get away with it.
There was a party in my naborhood. A chronic park in front of driveway parked in front of mine. So since it was a stick shift and it was unlocked I'm popped the clutch and pushed it 5 feet forward right in front of a fire hydrant and locked the door. I called the trafic cops saying hey there a car in front of a hydrant. They came wrote several tickets and left. Well it kinda went proish for a fire started and well ours fire fighters don't give a flip broke out his windows to hook up to the hydrant. Well surprise surprise he called the cops saying he didn't park in front of hydrant and they fire boys broke his windows. All the judge saw when he went to court was his car in front of hydrant and said guilty. Don't know the judge part but thats all the evsdance there was
Lol, my mom asked if I even new what you were saying abt the car and proceeded to list off a better engine,and said the truck was going to eat the other car 😆
Instead of asking the owner of a parked car to come back next day, ask for a parking fee instead. Don't make it completely unfair, but still a bit on the expensive side.
Like Donald Trump said "sounds good. Didn't work." How you gonna force them to pay. They can just go awal without paying and police wouldn't do anything about it because it's so petty. Also going to small claim court would lead to you lose more money.
The funniest race story I ever heard was my friend's. He is one of the best drivers I know and is very calm. Like the kind of guy who never had a speeding ticket or any other traffic violation (the only fine he ever had was being 7 minutes late for parking). So I don't know what got into him at that moment. There he is waiting for the light and an SUV pulls along side. All of a sudden he looks at the guy and Revs his engine a couple of times. Then when the lights turn green he speeds away. He realized his mistake when the SUV turns on the sirens lol it was an undercover cop car. The first thing the cop said to him was are you new to Australia? Don't you know these SUVs are notorious for being undercover cop cars? According to him the Cop was surprised anyone could be so dumb. (PS he is actually a smart guy). He lost his license for 6 months.
11:00 things like that are really common, I heard a story about a man who tried to rob a person's house and he injured himself on broken glass, from the window he broke to get in, and tried to sue the owners of the house for his injury.
I feel really lucky, and pretty thankful. I must have some really amazing coworkers. We like to mess with each other sometimes, but as far as I know no one has ever had anything stolen.
Wow I’m early. And drinking coffee. I am sad. I built a sick gaming PC last night with my uncle, and this morning, we were loading it into the car to go see a pro since we couldn’t get it to turn on no matter what, so as we were loading it into the trunk of my dad’s car, we got cold and went inside to make some coffee. And this, children, is why you should NEVER leave anything worth over $1,000 in an open car. Our neighborhood Karen walked up our ice covered driveway and STOLE MY 2 DAY OLD GAMING COMPUTER OUT OF MY DAD’S CAR. I sprinted outside, coffee in hand, and poured Every. Last. F’ing. Drop. On her Karen Style haircut. She dropped my PC on the grass (the only thing keeping it from breaking on impact.) So I called the cops. And wouldn’t you know it, she flipped around the story so I seemed guilty. And guess what? I love old technology. I was making a video for my graduation. On VHS. While I was sipping my coffee inside, my camcorder was recording me drinking coffee. I know it seems dumb but it seems funny if you place the clip right. I popped the tape out and handed it over to the officer. See now here is why I’m telling you this story. Karen grabbed the VHS tape from the PO’s hands, and threw it on the street. It burst into little bits of plastic, but I was using one of those small ones that go into an adapter that you then put into a VCR. She. Was. Screwed. The officer placed her in cuffs and I never saw her again.
The drag racing/boy racer antics reminded me of three stories... 1 - When I was about ten, I was sitting in the passenger seat of my Grandmother's Jaguar Mk.IX, with her driving, this was the last of the upright Jaguars, the engine was swapped out from the 3.8 to a 4.2 with an electric supercharger. We were at the lights in a town when a hotrod festival was in town, we weren't involved, next to us was a petrolhead in their fairly stock Boss Mustang, trying to intimidate, imagine a 60yo woman turning to face them in the big gold framed sunglasses and the string backed gloves turning and giving them the bird... she smoked that noob. 2 - a story of my father's, when he was in his 20's he had an MG TC and similarly had a dragway challenge with a muscle car at the lights, but he was in the middle lane (closest to centre of the road), which was where the tracks for the trams/street cars are... the MG's track or wheel width is identical to the rail gauge, add to that the 4.50R19 tyres, the MG smoked them... but the bloke wanted to know what was under that long narrow bonnet, all 1250cc 4cyl taking up only half the space. 3 - my story, I was driving at a staid 45mph on a country highway in the 4¼L Bentley tourer I would inherit from my Grandfather, when I was overtaken by a "Professional Driver" (I assume that's what the 4" square red plate with a white P means), so when an opportunity arose I took my petty revenge by slowly coming up behind them at the mandated 62½mph, then dropped it back a cog, put the foot to floor, eased off, and powering up, engaging the supercharger, it screamed.... that boy racer didn't like the antique car passing him... then we were on 10 miles of no overtaking.
See rSlash the secret to leaving your car without messing with it is called a deterrent its how we keep law and order across our country. Its simple they fear what you might do it they do it first and all you have to do to make it work is think how bad u would treat it and assume the other people will do that much or worse because thats how reality works and people know this so they dont poke the bear in fear of what may happen
Storey from my uncle: he worked at a canning factory back in the 90's in southern Minnesota. Someone kept stealing his lunch, he brought it up to management who couldn't do anything, so my uncle got a mcdonald's meal for the next day, adding 5 pennies to it and red mechanics Grease to look like ketchup. Someone went home sick and got a chipped tooth. The company tried to write my uncle up for wanting to cause bodily harm,but he claimed "my food my way. he stole my food you did nothing." I don't blame my uncle, never mess with someone's food.
Those last race stories made my day.. i once had a kid try to drag race me at a red light.. He didnt notice the cop car a few cars behind us at the light.. He revved, i revved, we stared at each other, smiled, GREEN, RED & BLUE.. While driving you should always be aware of your surroundings and drive defensive.. I gave him a toot of the horn and a happy little wave as i passed once the cop had caught him..
0:05 - Wholesome story - OP's mother and grandfather coo over OP and their sister as babies and make jokes 1:19 - Neighbour's entitled guest parks in OP's driveway while they were gone, OP blocks them in with their truck and refuses to let them drive home for the night 3:57 - Client Karen refuses to pay landscaper and pretends not to recognize him, landscaper blows her neighbours' snow onto her driveway after a snowstorm 5:17 - OP moves into a shared apartment and is denied bedding they were promised by stingy former occupant Darren, OP sabotages Darren's unbuilt IKEA desk 7:42 - Titular story - Coworker Karen steals coworkers' belongings, OP makes a glitter bomb prank wallet to catch the thief literally red-handed, gets Karen fired (TW: Mild victim blaming) 11:05 - Highway Darren tries to race OP on the highway for HALF AN HOUR, OP sends the highway police after him 13:24 - Spoiled rich kid Darren trash talks and tries to race OP in the streets, OP with the modified racecar shows him who's the real boss
The guy who did the bedding con and who wanted the desk was probably not even phased by the desk parts being missing, and simply shrugged and sold it on to some other mug.
The story about the guy parking his G-wagon in a drive that didn't belong to him reminded me of a story about an ex neighbor of mine years ago. This guy parked in his driveway all the time to party at his friends house, so my neighbor used to drive in Monster truck races (non professional) but he had a Monster truck. The dude that always parked my neighbors driveway drove a brand new Camaro, the next morning after one such party. This guy came out to find his Camaro squashed flat, my neighbor didn't keep his Monster truck at his house but in a huge shop about 20 miles away. So they couldn't prove it was him, imagine that guys face when he saw his car. I laughed my ass off, oh btw my neighbor drove an old beat up truck as his everyday vehicle...LMAO 😂😂
POLICE?! ARREST THAT PERSON FOR NOT LETTING ME STEAL FROM THEM IN PEACE! 😭
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That’s stupid
#karensmakemylifemoreintresting
"Excuse me but this is a stick up."
Op: 'Excuse me sir but the cops want to speak with you."
Hello rslash your a great RUclipsr I hope your having a great day! I could listen to you for days your voice is perfect for this.
I heard the wallet thief story before lol... The management was chill af. They did essentially told OP that "Our hands are tied but yours isn't. Have fun."
Not to be a grammar nazi but
*aren't
We had neighbors whose punk kids felt they owned our driveway as much as we did. They constantly parked in it, blocking our car in. Speaking to them and their mother did no good. My mother left notes on their car, first asking them to stop, then threatening to have the car towed, did no good. wanted to call the sheriff (he was a good man and would have set them straight real fast) but my mother didn't want to call the cops on people she had to live next to. Finally, a friend of the family parked his truck, blocking them in. When the daughter came over, he pretended to be on the phone. She knew better and apologized asking oh-so nicely if he'd move his truck for them. He told her he would when he was off the phone. he made them wait about an hour before moving. They never parked in our drive again.
Lol
Oof level 100
OP - “I almost felt bad for the spoiled little bastard, but got over that in about two seconds.”
😂😂😂
Lmao xd 420 69
I don't know why, but I for some reason felt it would end with him driving off with the girlfriend and now she was his wife or something. I guess that would be /prorevenge.
I just like that he shot himself in the foot while trying to show off in Daddy's car, when he wasn't even supposed to take it in the first place.
the last story is litteraly op being swag as fuck
I’m honestly just a little bit confused as to why no one mentioned her literally being caught red handed 10:06
He foreshadowed this in the intro
Man I didn't catch that lol.
I was looking for this comment.
Nice. 😄
Some of us are just above stooping to make such an obvious pun.....well ok....I didnt catch it either.
Karen: LET ME STEAL!!!
OP: hehe, glitter bomb go boom
Karen: TREASON!
Glitter go boom boom
she got caught red handed, literally
Im screaming
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"Glitterbomb 3.0, y'all!"
@@andymcl92 he actually made a 3.0! it's good go watch it
"He couldn't build the desk properly."
I've got this lovely mental image of the desk falling apart, his girlfriend complaining that he can't do basic tasks, and him screaming "I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS! SOMETHING'S MISSING!" and her not believing a word. :P Rinse and repeat.
Unfortunately what probably actually happened is he just contacted IKEA said a part was missing and they just sent it to them, probably free of charge too.
would have put it all together with both the screws and super glue and painted it hot flamingo pink 🦩
As others have mentioned Ikea will ship you missing small assembly parts for free. I've bought used furniture with damaged or missing pieces and just went on the Ikea website, find the furniture item, and list the missing pieces. A few days later the missing parts show up in the mail. They will not replace a whole table leg, but the ones mentioned by OP are no problem and no question asked.
“Hello police some people aren’t letting me steal from them”. Like who does that lemme guess they sue the police and the family for getting arrested and not allowed to rob some people 🤣🤣🤣
Let’s see how Karen likes having her shit being stolen
Whenever you talk about how people are crazy to leave their cars when they could get damaged, I think it's that deep down even people who are generally assholes understand lines that decent people don't cross. It's like the old saying about pissing off people who prep your food cause they will spit in it, but I've heard even with asshole customers most people working in food service would never actually do such a thing.
It's true because tampering with the food and they get sick can easily be traced back to where they ate. The place where the got the food could face not only hefty fines but have to be held accountable for any and all medical bills if there are any. Source I worked in food service for over 10 years. Killing them with kindness is always the better solution.
Always do your best work.
Exactly. This is why bullies get away with it. The only way to stop a bully is to show him that you're willing to hurt him, and normal people aren't willing to hurt someone.
It took me five minutes to read this
Well if the guy had damaged OPs Car while his was still trapped in their driveway he would have been stuck at the scene of the crime
My brother has always worked on racing cars, years ago he had a customer tell him they tried to show off their suped up car and got blown away by a middle aged woman in a station wagon.
That woman was our mother and that station wagon was a former police vehicle my father bought at auction.
*sips drink*
Dude that’s Fast and Furious going on! XD
Last story: Gee, I think I know *why* the kid's dad didn't want him driving the car, too.
My neighbor has been having parties every week since the start of COVID-19. (Yes, this *is* super irresponsible and yes they’ve gotten the virus *twice* as a result)
They’re loud, take up all the street parking, and go way too late into the night. Their guests have also been crossing our lawn to get to their house. It’s getting all torn up and it’s really annoying. We’ve asked them to ask their guests to stop but it still happens.
So for a bit of petty revenge I stopped picking up my dog’s poop (not all the time, I pick it up every 2-3 days). It’s on my lawn after all and she’s such a small dog, you don’t even really see it unless you’re looking. So far no one has stopped, but it does bring me a small bit of satisfaction when I hear someone freaking out because they’ve stepped in something.
best revenge LOL
Nice. Hol up... twice?! And they're still alive?! Goddamn, I thought the virus was supposed to weed out the assholes.
@@lonelyronin2428
same here.
@@lonelyronin2428 third times the charm?
@@samflower4534 LMAO!! Nice!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😅👍👍👍
If he took his dad's car without his permission, you'd think he'd at least be extra cautious to return it in a way that his dad doesn't even know it was borrowed. Instead, he pushed his luck to the extreme, challenged a stranger to a race with his dad's car that he should have been protecting, and ended up totalling the car that his dad told him not to even touch. On top of that, even if he didn't know his opponent was an experienced racer, he should have known that his own driving skills were way too green to be racing. Words cannot describe that level of stupidity.
Eh. Some kids think with their arses, others think with their genitals, especially if they're trying to impress someone, generally with an overinflated sense of ego, and not enough consideration of consequences. So not too surprised to be honest.
Actually, there IS a word that describes that level of stupidity. "teenager"
"How did they know that he wasn't going to key his car?" Having a beat up car or truck helps. My dad used to have a 74 Chevy pickup with more rust and scratches than paint. Drove it around for decades and nobody tried messing with it because we wouldn't notice it if they did!
My dad loves telling the story about back in the 80s he bought a big pickup brand new off the showroom floor. He worked construction and it was going to be his work truck, but he was finally making good money and wanted something brand new and reliable.
As he was signing the papers for it my mom started griping at him about how he better keep it clean and not let it get all scratched up. A construction work truck. For hauling things and driving around muddy, rocky, gravely job sites. She wanted it clean, shiny, and new looking with no scratches. Absurd.
As soon as the salesman handed dad the keys, dad walked over to the truck, casually and calmly put the key against the truck and keyed it from taillight to headlight.
Then he turned to my very shocked mom and said “there. Now we don’t have to worry about it getting it’s first scratch.”
He said he thought my mother was going to have a rage-stroke and that the salesman was going to faint.
@@Annie_Annie__ Your Dad Sounds Awesome
So how did you know no one messed with it, if you can't know the difference anyway? ;)
@@LeonieJMerry In college I had a little Neon and that was one of my favorite things to do. Especially at school where parking was *extremely* limited, so it was even more rude for people to park across 2 or 4 parking spots.
I always loved seeing their faces when the spot I was in was so tight that I couldn’t open the doors, and they’d look smug, then I’d fold down the back seat and crawl out of the trunk. I’d usually give a little wave as I walked to class while they were stuck in their fancy car.
How hard is it to not park like an asshole when there’s already not enough parking spots?
I'm starting to think everyone actually did and you just didn't notice anyway
In regards to the G Wagon in the driveway story I feel like OP’s car was reasonably safe because any form of retaliation from the owner would’ve screwed them more than OP. Took the air out of my tires? Congrats now I can’t move the the truck and your car is stuck in my driveway indefinitely. Keyed my car? Depending on the evidence and reasonable suspicion I can now get you arrested or fined and now I’m definitely getting your car towed
He's talking about OP messing up the car parked in his driveway.
@@andrewbondarenko5849 he mentioned both. But even then OP runs the risk of getting in trouble with the police or the courts for destruction of property. And letting the air out of the tires could backfire cuz now the g wagon is gonna stay there for sure and it would make towing it a bit harder
And, on top of that, in many states, you're allowed to block a car parked in your own driveway, regardless of who owns it. The person blocked in can get the other car towed, but only to the nearest parking spot, and at the expense of the one calling, not the car's owner. Otherwise, it's literally GTA.
My brother was listening in on this video. When the Porsche story came up, he just rolled his eyes and said “Money shift. It gets you every time!”
Lol!
Lady: "I' have never seen you in my life."
Stepdad: "No u."
Wallet Bombs...
Talk about a “Shining example” on how to stop wallet theives...
You mean how to catch them red-handed
I was coming back from a movie with a room mate I had a long time ago and we were in his corvette at a red light when a guy on a crotch rocket pulled up beside us. He started revving his bike up and brake torquing the wheel. My room mate looked at me and asked _"Should I?"_ and I simply said _"Burn 'em"_ so he did. He started brake torquing the corvette so hard there was white tire smoke so thick that we couldn't even see Mr. Crotch Rocket anymore. Needless to say, that guy probably learned right then and there, that his bike couldn't match a 'vette.
Wow, you should've smirked at him before he disappeared into the smoke
Car story in driveway:
This exact reason is why the place I used to work for (which was in a multi-use zone high-residential area.) had installed car spikes in the parking lot with plenty of warnings. If you drove 1 way, your tires would be fine, if you tried leaving it would burst the tires (which would require swiping a card) - They were installed that way so that people who honestly made the mistake of driving in wouldn't blow their tires and we'd be happy to lower the tire spikes if they flagged us down (with instructions to do so). Normal parking in the area was about 75$ for the day. About 3 cars a month would try parking in the lot to go to the nearby businesses (which was very dangerous as we were transporting chemicals and large construction machinery.) Always so much hassle.
First story: Nothing completes family bonding like running friendly jokes. That's when you know that you truly understand one another.
Second story: It's like some people have this idea that as long as there's an open space and their car fit, they think they're fully in their rights to park there. Good on OP for teaching yet another entitled cretin the errors of their ways, because a lot of people today don't seem to understand the concept of "property" unless they're taught a harsh lesson.
Third story: At times I've wondered whether we should treat entitlement as a mental disease. Then I remember that people want stone-cold criminals to be treated as having mental diseases, and figured that we should treat entitlement no different than crime. Or at the very least, treat them as they deserve.
Fourth story: This is an unorthodox kind of "fair trade". Give someone garbage, and they'll render your stuff unusable. Being a jerk should never pay off.
Fifth story: If you work at a business where you can't even trust your own co-workers to not touch your private belongings without your permission, let alone steal it, then it should be on the managers to find a solution. It shouldn't really be on the victims' expense to make the culprits be held accountable. But hey, if you find no other way and you have the right to expose them in the act, then why not.
Sixth story: Way to impress his implied girlfriend by acting like an immature douche and intentionally wanting to put both their lives and their freedom at risk in a sports car that was likely owned or funded by his rich, spoiling parents. The more of these scum that is taken off the road, the safer for the rest of all law-abiding drivers.
My family loves to remind me about how when I was about three I snuck out of bed and locked all the adults on the front balcony porch out of the apartment. I was just laughing at them from the window and went to go do whatever a three year old does. My uncle had to SCALE THE BALCONY to get to the sliding glass door that led to my moms bedroom. Apparently when he came through the living room I was just chilling with a bag of Cheetos watching cartoons (days of VHS tapes where all you did was push the tape into the VCR).
Apparently that runs in the family because my baby cousin figured oh how to UNLATCH the tray and buckle from her high chair and climb out. Then she figured out how to climb OVER the baby gate.
Oh come on... you missed the chance to tell an extremely tacky joke... "I guess the wallet thief was caught... red handed"
Taz'ky joke
Yeah, that joke was practically wrapped up and put under his Christmas tree for him.
I have to 'Hand' it to you, but I'm surprised he never 'Red' one there
The thing with the party goers and the car is that if they had keyed the car or flatten the tires the owner could press charges against the party goers. Even if there’s no proof of it on camera they can at least have the car towed and have the cops investigate the situation more.
Plus if they did it with OP’s car it‘a harder to not make them a suspect
The second story kinda reminds me of a friends story.
So my friends inlaws live next to Sean bean (ned stark). Now I've met the in laws and the mum is kinda a Karen. Neither of them work as they're retired..which is important for later.
So Sean was often away for weeks on end..filming, obviously, so the parents had gotten used to having the street to themselves and their friends for parking to themselves.
One night Sean had come home and wasn't able to get into his drive, he didn't make a fuss, he parked went into his house and then next morning moved his car when it was free to do so.
One night he had friends over, they had to park in front of the inlaws drive. The mother inlaw went crazy, she walked over to his in pjs. Her husband had tried to stop her but she was going on and on about how he can't do what he wants because he's famous.
So she bangs on the door and Sean comes to the door.
She demanded he moved the car because they were blocked in. He tried to say that the guests were leaving early in the morning but she wasn't having any of it. So Sean called to his friend yo come move his car.
His friend.... Daniel Craig...James freaking bond.
So smiling daniels wife comes to the door with her husband apologies and moves the car maybe a foot and go back inside.
Now the mother inlaw is stood in her pjs while her absolute crush is having to move his car... because she decided to be petty.
Her husband was in hysterics laughing from their house.
Safe to say she never complained again
Guy: *parks G-Wagen on someone's driveway*
Me: do you are have stupid?
Idiot guy who somehow understood you (even with some mistakes in your question): yes
@@zhipeizhou5582 its a meme, you might not know the "do you are have stupid" meme, but hey it exists
If one of my neighbors did that I'd likely do the exact same thing and just block them in
Parking in someone’s driveway isn’t that bad it’s just annoying
@@Cecily_Smith4 unless is a car like the G-Wagen. Then it's bad
I would have walked up to the second racer kid and said something like "Hey I work with cars for a living, your girlfriend told me that car belongs to your dad. Lemme talk to him real quick and I can tell him exactly what needs to be fixed and where to get a good deal so he may not come down on you as hard". Then I'd just let the dad know that he messed the car up by having a street race before hanging up.
😂
I used to have a neighbor that had at least 20 cars. They would take all the parking spots, take people's driveways. They parked where ever they wanted. My grandma would get pissed because she couldn't park in her own driveway. Then they parked in her flowers. This was now war. She paid me & my friends to let the air out of their tires, put sticky candy in the door key lock, paint stuff on their lights. My friends & I loved messing with them. We messed with their garbage cans, stairs,cars, doors, laundry. You name it we did it. It was great. They couldn't figure who was messing with them. They lasted a few weeks, then moved. By then my grandma got the HOA to do parking passes. She never had a problem again. My friends & I went to the fair with our money. Up until my grandma died she loved telling people they better be nice to her or "my granddaughter will go 1997 on you. Her headstone has 1997 written in the corner. My friends & I still laugh about how we learned to be bad ass my an 70 year old.. God I miss her
Don’t mess with grandma
Woke up around 6, cooked a tenderloin and made tea around 7 and now watching R/Slash. Today is a good morning.
Edit: I was not expecting to get 106 like, but thank you all.
TRUE
Tenderloin for breakfast?
Dam
@@flynna Hell yeah
@@FlowerCrown_Shyboi sweet icon
Joke of the day:
Are you a parking ticket?
*Because you've got fine written all over you*
Lol
Or is that a pickup line???
Does that line *ever* work?
That line only works if your looking to pay the fine
@@Qibli154 so it only works on hookers?
The person who activated the glitter bomb.
You could say they caught her... RED HANDED
Perfect day now that I'm drinkin coffee with Rslash as background 👌
Enjoy your coffee!
@@bartvansliedregt5482 thank youuuu
Chilling at 10am after eating breakfast, sipping tea with my cat behind me. I feel like a shitty protagonist. Also enjoy your day!
Same 😃enjoy fellow r/slash follower 😜👍🎉☕
Nice
okay buy op in the wallet story is a genius, she was literally caught red handed.
"I would like to imagine...." 🤣 It ceases to amaze me, the lengths to which these OP's go to stroke their egos until a self righteous & self aggrandizing climax. 🤣🤣
Listening to these is one of my favorite parts of my morning routine.
Locker room wallet thief...
Caught Red Handed!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
13:38 it took me a second of thinking "why is he saying nine one one instead of nine eleven?" before I remembered that with how the americans write their dates, that's the way you'd say the date of the twin tower attack.... oof.
No, I have a feeling it’s because he’s not a car guy. Like at all. Americans all say “Nine Eleven” in regards to Porsche. Or more likely, the model 993, 996, 991, etc. Whichever it may be.
The Towers changed nothing in regards to how the Porsche is said.
Just a P.S.A. you can develop alzheimer's as early as 19 years old, it's very rare, but it still can happen.
True. Early onset Alzheimer's is a real thing.
But if a child under 15 is showing signs it may be Sanfilippo syndrome
@@beckyanderson988
I had to look that up, since I'd never heard of it.
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4664539/
What I'm seeing in this article (specifically in the abstract) is:
1) the condition is very rare,
2) the condition is a genetic disorder resulting from the pairing of two recessive genes (like being left-handed, only much less common), and
3) the condition results in retardation and hyperactivity, which is more like ADHD than like Alzheimer's.
I will concede Sanfillipo syndrome and Alzheimer's do have in common that both are neurological degenerative conditions with no known cure. But the two seem to present in completely different manners.
That wallet trick was brilliant, I'll have to remember that if ever I find myself in that situation.
The last racing story was the best. Bet the look on that kids face, after burning up the clutch in daddy’s car, was priceless.
Back in the mid 80's, I lived in a rural area and drove a 68 Impala 4 door sedan. It was mostly light blue with a black top. I say "mostly" because the trunk lid and 1 of the back doors was a medium blue, as well as the front fender being a darker blue, since it was a LOT cheaper to get parts from junkyards rather than dealerships.
At a light on a main road, some jerks in a newish Corvette with plates from a neighboring county pulled up beside me and yelled the (then) iconic line "Oh, Oh, Better get MAACO" and laughing while revving their engine.
What they didn't know, was that my Impala had a 327 engine with a Quadra-Jet carburetor that I kept in excellent condition.
Simply put, if you put your foot down on the accelerator, you could actually see the gas gauge needle move toward E, while your shadow was a half mile behind you wondering where you went.
When the light changed, I smoked them BAD. I then stopped at the next light about a mile down the road (even though it was green) and waited for them.
When they got to the (now red) light, I yelled out "Oh, Oh, Better get MAACO" in a very mocking voice.
When the light changed, they took off in a squeal of tires and a lot of smoke.
Meanwhile, I just started driving normal, since I knew the Sherriff's Department liked to set up speed traps further up the road.
They hated people using their long, straight roads for racing, and they threw the book at any drivers from other counties if they were caught.
Sure enough, I passed them pulled over a little further up the road.
My first car in high school was a 68 Pontiac Catalina, a 400, 4 barrel, slow in the 1/4 mile, beast in the long haul. While cruising, (55 mph back then,) on the highway heading to the city, a dude in AMX pulled along side me making race challenges, I smiled pointed down the road, and put pedal to medal. The rear tires of my car lit up, smoke so thick I think he was blinded. Never saw him again, not even in my rear view.
I'm surprised the g wagon didn't just drive over the lawn.
Can't believe he didn't say
"Guess you could say, she got caught red handed"
Put the bag in the money or I’ll put the gun away
Whut
Well yes but no
*grabs shotgun with malicious intent*
You what
That food colouring prank to catch the thief? Brilliant. They were caught red-handed.
In the desk guy story, I was kind of expecting the guy to call and say he needed the desk parts, then OP would send him a filthy old chunk of 2x4.
Petty revenge has gotta be my favorite subreddit to listen to
That cashier thief was really caught RED-HANDED 🤣🤣🤣
It's always amusing to see a thief get caught and then have them justify their crime or even better try to get the victim in trouble for not letting them get away with it.
Perfect food colour selection… I guess you could say the thief was caught red-handed…
There's not enough kindness in this world.
The balls of op in the second story
That last one... Rough justice
Absolutely love the last story being a car guy myself.
People do not know how much those 289s pull in the top end and its hilarious to watch realtime.
15:12 *OOOF!!* The death blow on Richie Rich! My ears and eyes perked up at this little fact 😳😬😲😆
There was a party in my naborhood. A chronic park in front of driveway parked in front of mine. So since it was a stick shift and it was unlocked I'm popped the clutch and pushed it 5 feet forward right in front of a fire hydrant and locked the door. I called the trafic cops saying hey there a car in front of a hydrant. They came wrote several tickets and left. Well it kinda went proish for a fire started and well ours fire fighters don't give a flip broke out his windows to hook up to the hydrant. Well surprise surprise he called the cops saying he didn't park in front of hydrant and they fire boys broke his windows. All the judge saw when he went to court was his car in front of hydrant and said guilty. Don't know the judge part but thats all the evsdance there was
Lol, my mom asked if I even new what you were saying abt the car and proceeded to list off a better engine,and said the truck was going to eat the other car 😆
3:20 they parked IN your driveway?!
That’s trespassing!
Instead of asking the owner of a parked car to come back next day, ask for a parking fee instead. Don't make it completely unfair, but still a bit on the expensive side.
Like Donald Trump said "sounds good. Didn't work."
How you gonna force them to pay. They can just go awal without paying and police wouldn't do anything about it because it's so petty. Also going to small claim court would lead to you lose more money.
That second to last one is SO FUNNY I LOVE IT
3:50
well, that would be really stupid, because if he let the air out of the tires, it would keep their car blocked in the driveway longer.
The funniest race story I ever heard was my friend's.
He is one of the best drivers I know and is very calm. Like the kind of guy who never had a speeding ticket or any other traffic violation (the only fine he ever had was being 7 minutes late for parking).
So I don't know what got into him at that moment. There he is waiting for the light and an SUV pulls along side. All of a sudden he looks at the guy and Revs his engine a couple of times. Then when the lights turn green he speeds away. He realized his mistake when the SUV turns on the sirens lol it was an undercover cop car. The first thing the cop said to him was are you new to Australia? Don't you know these SUVs are notorious for being undercover cop cars? According to him the Cop was surprised anyone could be so dumb. (PS he is actually a smart guy). He lost his license for 6 months.
11:00 things like that are really common, I heard a story about a man who tried to rob a person's house and he injured himself on broken glass, from the window he broke to get in, and tried to sue the owners of the house for his injury.
I feel really lucky, and pretty thankful. I must have some really amazing coworkers. We like to mess with each other sometimes, but as far as I know no one has ever had anything stolen.
Wow I’m early. And drinking coffee. I am sad. I built a sick gaming PC last night with my uncle, and this morning, we were loading it into the car to go see a pro since we couldn’t get it to turn on no matter what, so as we were loading it into the trunk of my dad’s car, we got cold and went inside to make some coffee. And this, children, is why you should NEVER leave anything worth over $1,000 in an open car. Our neighborhood Karen walked up our ice covered driveway and STOLE MY 2 DAY OLD GAMING COMPUTER OUT OF MY DAD’S CAR. I sprinted outside, coffee in hand, and poured Every. Last. F’ing. Drop. On her Karen Style haircut. She dropped my PC on the grass (the only thing keeping it from breaking on impact.) So I called the cops. And wouldn’t you know it, she flipped around the story so I seemed guilty. And guess what? I love old technology. I was making a video for my graduation. On VHS. While I was sipping my coffee inside, my camcorder was recording me drinking coffee. I know it seems dumb but it seems funny if you place the clip right. I popped the tape out and handed it over to the officer. See now here is why I’m telling you this story. Karen grabbed the VHS tape from the PO’s hands, and threw it on the street. It burst into little bits of plastic, but I was using one of those small ones that go into an adapter that you then put into a VCR. She. Was. Screwed. The officer placed her in cuffs and I never saw her again.
“porsche nine one one” 😂
14:38 that is what you call a money shift. Pretty well spent too.
Calling that car a Porsche nine one one, is about the same as calling 7-Eleven "seven one one".
God don't do that
The drag racing/boy racer antics reminded me of three stories...
1 - When I was about ten, I was sitting in the passenger seat of my Grandmother's Jaguar Mk.IX, with her driving, this was the last of the upright Jaguars, the engine was swapped out from the 3.8 to a 4.2 with an electric supercharger. We were at the lights in a town when a hotrod festival was in town, we weren't involved, next to us was a petrolhead in their fairly stock Boss Mustang, trying to intimidate, imagine a 60yo woman turning to face them in the big gold framed sunglasses and the string backed gloves turning and giving them the bird... she smoked that noob.
2 - a story of my father's, when he was in his 20's he had an MG TC and similarly had a dragway challenge with a muscle car at the lights, but he was in the middle lane (closest to centre of the road), which was where the tracks for the trams/street cars are... the MG's track or wheel width is identical to the rail gauge, add to that the 4.50R19 tyres, the MG smoked them... but the bloke wanted to know what was under that long narrow bonnet, all 1250cc 4cyl taking up only half the space.
3 - my story, I was driving at a staid 45mph on a country highway in the 4¼L Bentley tourer I would inherit from my Grandfather, when I was overtaken by a "Professional Driver" (I assume that's what the 4" square red plate with a white P means), so when an opportunity arose I took my petty revenge by slowly coming up behind them at the mandated 62½mph, then dropped it back a cog, put the foot to floor, eased off, and powering up, engaging the supercharger, it screamed.... that boy racer didn't like the antique car passing him... then we were on 10 miles of no overtaking.
11:05 I love stories of thieves getting the glitter bomb treatment.
That first story is the most wholesome thing I have heard from petty revenge
That cashier was caught red-handed, literally... 😏
No one:
Not even Yugo:
rSlash: **insert weird/funny quote**
rSlash you should make an hour long video at the end of each month putting together the best story’s that you read during the month
My friend had the local towing company on speed dial. Every time anyone parked in her space, she called. The towing company loved her.
i love listening to these videos in the dark when im waiting for the bus home
makes me feel not so alone :)
13:37 rSlash: "Porsche Nine One One"
Me: Vietnam flashbacks to "Pat-reon"
Who else doesn’t care if people were here first or not (Thx for the likes, I expected maybe 3 likes)
First
Someone wasn't first.
You clearly do if you made a whole comment about it
Someonw just needing to be first at something. I think its sad
This comments as cringey as the comments that claim first and second
The first story. I love how he was a good sport about it.
That first story was honestly super wholesome
See rSlash the secret to leaving your car without messing with it is called a deterrent its how we keep law and order across our country. Its simple they fear what you might do it they do it first and all you have to do to make it work is think how bad u would treat it and assume the other people will do that much or worse because thats how reality works and people know this so they dont poke the bear in fear of what may happen
'Yeah. You can take it to my friend. He's great at building engines for street racing. Like your son suggested"
LOL literally caught red handed!
9:52
Tip: instead of glittering fill it with ww1 chlorine gas! Cheap and convenient! And it's a promise they won't steal again!
Stories like the last one make me glad my first car was a gutless beater.
You're killing me me with the nine-one-one. I have never heard anyone say that ever. Nine-eleven.
Storey from my uncle: he worked at a canning factory back in the 90's in southern Minnesota.
Someone kept stealing his lunch, he brought it up to management who couldn't do anything, so my uncle got a mcdonald's meal for the next day, adding 5 pennies to it and red mechanics Grease to look like ketchup. Someone went home sick and got a chipped tooth. The company tried to write my uncle up for wanting to cause bodily harm,but he claimed "my food my way. he stole my food you did nothing." I don't blame my uncle, never mess with someone's food.
I'm ready for the day now that this has posted!
same
I'd feel the same, But its 15:29 in the afternoon here 🙂
The code of thief says, don't get caught , and if you get caught you must face the consequences .
Those last race stories made my day..
i once had a kid try to drag race me at a red light..
He didnt notice the cop car a few cars behind us at the light..
He revved, i revved, we stared at each other, smiled, GREEN, RED & BLUE..
While driving you should always be aware of your surroundings and drive defensive..
I gave him a toot of the horn and a happy little wave as i passed once the cop had caught him..
That guy was lucky parking in someone drive way , been me I would have the car towed LOL
0:05 - Wholesome story - OP's mother and grandfather coo over OP and their sister as babies and make jokes
1:19 - Neighbour's entitled guest parks in OP's driveway while they were gone, OP blocks them in with their truck and refuses to let them drive home for the night
3:57 - Client Karen refuses to pay landscaper and pretends not to recognize him, landscaper blows her neighbours' snow onto her driveway after a snowstorm
5:17 - OP moves into a shared apartment and is denied bedding they were promised by stingy former occupant Darren, OP sabotages Darren's unbuilt IKEA desk
7:42 - Titular story - Coworker Karen steals coworkers' belongings, OP makes a glitter bomb prank wallet to catch the thief literally red-handed, gets Karen fired (TW: Mild victim blaming)
11:05 - Highway Darren tries to race OP on the highway for HALF AN HOUR, OP sends the highway police after him
13:24 - Spoiled rich kid Darren trash talks and tries to race OP in the streets, OP with the modified racecar shows him who's the real boss
The guy who did the bedding con and who wanted the desk was probably not even phased by the desk parts being missing, and simply shrugged and sold it on to some other mug.
Heh... Literally caught red handed. Loved it
I would have had the G wagon towed. Love the kid who toasted dads 911.
I love the harmless stories like the first one
3:42 It might be because OP knew they wouldn't get their car back.
When the girl stole the wallet and tried to blame the person who owns the wallet
Are we in Florida????
The story about the guy parking his G-wagon in a drive that didn't belong to him reminded me of a story about an ex neighbor of mine years ago. This guy parked in his driveway all the time to party at his friends house, so my neighbor used to drive in Monster truck races (non professional) but he had a Monster truck. The dude that always parked my neighbors driveway drove a brand new Camaro, the next morning after one such party. This guy came out to find his Camaro squashed flat, my neighbor didn't keep his Monster truck at his house but in a huge shop about 20 miles away. So they couldn't prove it was him, imagine that guys face when he saw his car. I laughed my ass off, oh btw my neighbor drove an old beat up truck as his everyday vehicle...LMAO 😂😂
To all the people saying “first”:
rSlash was the first comment.
🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣👍 love it!
I love listening to your stories while I’m cooking or cleaning it’s so relaxing thank you