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It do be like that
You are supposed to post ALWAYS at 9:00!!!!!!!
Hey fam
Hello
rSlash soz
OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE IS SELF-AWARE
That’s actually very impressive. I’m proud of her. Congratulations on landing your Sensible Sam, Kevina! You sound like an adorable couple
I'm more surprised by the fact she can't remember a single f'ing thing. like is it that hard. I hope being with Sam will help her.
at least she can look back and laugh at the dumb stuff she's done.
@@idontknowwhatmypfpis1918 its a common misconception that remebering things is a sign of intelligence. you can be very intelligent but cant remeber certain things. shure intelligence works better if youre also strong in memorizing things but those 2 are not nessesarly related.
@@woswasdenni1914 that explains why my mom is pretty smart, but sometimes forgets where she put her phone
One of the bullet points was about her ADHD medication. As one with the same disorder, I can't tell you enough how hacked up your memory can be, especially your short term memory! (The long term memory can be shit too, but there are ways around it). It actually makes some of the points in that last story relatable. In high school, I would write detailed plans on what exactly my homework was, so I would not get mixed up, but on top of that, I would have to write on my arm "check planner" or I would forget to look in my planner when I got home, and subsequently, forget to do my homework. (Just as an example)
That last one was rather touching at the end. I truly do appreciate Kevina's candor.
The last one was a huge plot twist
jaspr1999 wait I didn’t get it. Did “Kevina” write that post herself?
@@shamamohamed8315 - Yup! That's why the last sentence questions why Sam would marry her.
@@jaspr1999 so the entire post was her describing how stupid she is and making it sound like it was someone else. Wtf
@@TheHaloVoyager - At least she's aware of her faults and can admit to them. That's pretty impressive.
The last story’s plot twist made it so much more endearing😂
D. L it was adorable
Better than most of m. Night twists lol
WHAT A PLOT TWIST!!
It really was, and at least she owns up to it
yeah. it's nice she can look back and laugh at the dumb stuff we did.
I want the full story of “Kevin tazed himself on the neck before a football game”
here's the story of it:
www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/whos_the_dumbest_person_youve_ever_met/cgbmmwh/
also the "He's not wearing pants" comment had me in stitches
Lmao
@@GiordanDiodato thx man
@@GiordanDiodato so somehow no one knew where he got the tazer from, nor where it is after he was tazed? As some others pointed out, suspicious... did someone else taze him?
The first story I just down understand what to say for them.................................
Hey, at least the last one was smart enough to realize the stupid crap she did and be able to laugh about it.
Yeah, that was sweet. She can't be that much of a Kevin if she's that self-aware. ^^
Bobillow.
She also has pretty nice grammar skills.
Casey5693. Yeah it was a sweet twist. She really just seems like a bit of a klutz is all, considering how unlucky she usually is, SS staying with her is the luck that balanced it out.
Dumb people who know they're not smart are usually awesome people, it's the idiots who think they're the smarets in the world who are incredibly infuriating.
The plot twist on that last one was kind of adorable.
Also it’s absolutely possible to fail PE, I saw it happening all the time in high school. Three words: refusal to participate.
I always failed pe paper tests
My PE teacher failed me in 8th grade for not wearing shorts. That wasn’t code. You had to change into shorts or sweatpants. he was a pervert who shouldn’t have been working thanks to an incident that happened when my sisters were in his class eight years before me. I always participated.
@@endyrserifi dude that sucks
I swear schools need to make sure that the student don't have disgusting pedos for teachers
Just to be clear, in the last one Kevin its actually the op right?
@@alanstevedeluca5157 yup OP's kevin.
There were several times in that last story where I thought to myself: "How the hell does OP know that?" Felt stupid for not seeing the plot twist coming.
I just assumed they were roommates or something.
honestly I thought the same thing and thought it was fake until the end
"Kevin ate a whole 24 pack of crayons, threw it up, and did it again the next day"
Kevin may not be a good person, but he'd make an amazing Marine!!
he's actually in the Airforce, or wanted to join it.
He'd fit in, I think.
Giordan Diodato nah you actually have to have some level of intelligence to get in 😬
@@mkay4 not what I've seen but ok
I dunno he wasn't described as muscular and as we know marine stand for muscles are required intelligence not essential
Would YOU hand that guy a loaded gun.
I absolutely died when he said “Kevina” 😂😂😂
Also, it’s actually kinda reassuring that she realized that some of the things she does is Kevin-ish
"The awareness of ignorance requires a measure of intelligence."
Almost doesn't sound like a Kevin(a)
I would've just said Karen 😂
@@annaanne5031 Karen more refers to a sense of entitlement, not general stupidity
in german female-kevins are called chantal or jacqueline
@@nein3405 Shakkeline und Shantall :D
Oh my god, the twist on that last one literally made my jaw drop 😂😂😂
You thought the kevin was someone else ,but it was me!!!!
@@isabellajemica BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!!
@@isabellajemica argh is that another jojo reference in a motherfucking reddit channel
@@zacharymcleod8050 yes it is now deal with it. (I'm also a JoJo fan btw)
I know.. I had to relisten to it to be sure I heard right.... Twice!
Great
My name is Kevin
And my sister is named Karen
Yes, our mom hates us
😂
Karli Grové can't tell if you're the worst friend or the best friend someone could have 🤣🤣🤣
@Karli Grové I don't know if you're a godsent individual or a devil's spawn. But either way you have gained my uttermost respect.
Does she hate you because you take after your namesake? or did she hate you before she gave you the names.. that's the question.. lol
aw... that's not good.
My names Kevin and I'm a pilot, I sincerely hope you all know and fear this
we do flyguy, we really do
Um
You need your brain checked for thinking we would fear a pilot who has never flown
@@remybomb4690 I have over 500 hours solo please shit the fuck up
@@Hastambre r/whooosh
The last one was kinda wholesome and genuinely funny actually.
The others were funny as well because of how dumb these Kevins were lol
Gubbah incel right
Darwin: Natural Selection
Kevin's Family: Exists*
Darwin: Nvm
search up mountin chicken same as a normal chicken
its a FROG a FROG
Shit I was gonna make a natural selection Joke but I can’t top this ine
Lmao🤣
I saw a documentary when i was 14 that said we as humans have basically given natural selection the middle finger, I believe Trey the Explainer also did a video on it a year or two ago, we kinda broke the game, see Tier Zoo for details on why and how.
me: No one can be that stupid
kevin's: Hold my freaking soaking milk sock
I've never cringed and laughed so hard at the same time before.
At least he didn't ring it out in his mouth
I mean I can relate to the one failing gym
*i almost failed library*
@@dbest6137 what if he did?
And let me think my spoiled kaprisun is beer
Me : What are your weaknesses
Kevin : Yes
Teacher: There is no such thing as a stupid question!
Kevin: *You dare oppose me mortal*
I am dying this is so funny
*Shaggy would like to know your location*
Mr. Garrison said it best. "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people"
@@PhotonDragon16 a fly is nothing compared to god
Suggestion for anime character: check!
4:06
"You can't say the N-word if you're white."
*Kids on Xbox Live:* Observe.
Liz Lee Lmaooo “privileged”
ZachZombie2003 well yes but actually no
No shit
@Liz Lee Lmao using "privilege" unironically
@Liz Lee Freedom of speech. That's all I will say.
4:45
"Kevin doesn't know that dogs and cats are different animals"
Me: "chokes on snacks". I sorry what?
The cat and dog were just staring at me. ( I think they know English)
That's a good one :)
@Nobal Zealot01 yea I thought that "raining cats and dogs" was literal and when it rained a ton once I was sad I couldn't get a pet cat
RedMikePumpkin 😂 😂 😂
Oh, your dog(s) and cat(s) know English, they just pretend not to when they don’t want to.
Maybe he saw CatDog and it fucked w his head 😂
The last story surprised me. Never would have thought that a Kevin would post about themselves on this sub.
Honestly the biggest plot twist of 2019 was the Kevin from the last story being the poster
I don't know why, but I find "videos of people hugging passionately" to be hilarious.
Far more than it should be.
Personally, I think they're gross. But whatever floats your passionately hugging boat, I guess.
@@uglebeffus I might be completely wrong, but I got the impression that Gilhelmi found the phrase "videos of people hugging passionately" hilarious, not the actual "videos". But I might be wrong. And of course, even if it is the phrase you think is "gross" you have every right to think so.
Nonetheless, either wich way, thanks for the chuckle.
@@incognitones5604 yes that was the joke
@@incognitones5604 r/wooosh
@@uglebeffus Pity me, I missed an idiom. The danger of not getting English with the mothers milk I guess.
At this point, I think even Darwin would say "back to the drawing board!"
or he'd say "and this is why you don't take out survival of the fittest"
Darwin has brain cancer listening and watching this shit
Moe: "You've got a brain like Napoleon."
Larry: "Napoleon's dead!"
Moe: "I know it."
Have a friend names kevin, he forgot where the toilet was IN HIS OWN HOME
How long ago did he move into that house?
I did that once tried to go through a wall instead of the dood
@pufuleti Oh goodness!
He had a real brain fart there!
Me: i've seen this one
Rslash: what do you mean you've seen this. It's brand new
Early bird catches the worm
Instagram normies be like
@@matic4416 shush
@@yinyang1217 youtube normies (plebs without premium) be like
These have been on the subreddit for a while
Okay, but signing up for a class and never going to it is literally a reoccurring nightmare for me lol
I dated a guy named Kevin for about a year and a half when I was in my teens. He lived up to his name, the man was dumb as a rock. No wait that's mean, that's insulting to rocks.
Kate Gunn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣daaaaaannnggggggg
May we has examples?
"Fish are just really active plants"
*Looks over at aquariums*
I guess I don't kill every plant I touch
*Looks over* yeah, those are dead
No one:
Not even an animal:
Kevins: Guys I found a wild animal in the classroom!
*Students staring at him holding the dead class pet* 😱
at least he knows its an animal
Give him a gold star, he finally got something right.
tom and jerry meme right now?
I feel like Bob’s son was the type of child who never had any curiosity. He saw something or thought something unfamiliar and just never asked anyone or talked to anyone about what he thought about those things, so he just decided on what he thought it was and stuck with it and no one questioned their assumption until they finally say something they think out loud
These Kevins are the perfect foil to the smart-aleck brainiacs who spout random facts.
I love how he censored aldult videos as "videos of people hugging passionately"
*adult
ITS HUGGING
BUT
PASSIONATLEY
My humor has been so annihilated that I laughed for a solid five minutes the first time rSlash said “Kevina.” Send help.
I am, indeed, a Kevin. The dumbest thing I ever did was start a bar fight with a biker everyone called Tank. Now, I'm 6'3", and at the time weighed 280 pounds, all of it muscle. Tank was 7'1", and was stronger than anyone I've ever known, except for my Dad and my brother Chet. I got ticked off, and hit him across the head with a pool cue, hard enough to break the cue. He turned and looked at me, said "That was a bad idea." That's the last thing I remember of that fight. lol
TOP 10 ANIME FIGHTS
My friends a kevina she some how decided it would be a good idea to crash her mini electric kids car (shes 13) into a shed then blame it on her elderly disabled dog greg. Greg can't walk let alone DRIVE A FRICKIN MINI CAR. Sh also decided that narruto running on the streets and getting lost for a few hours was a good idea. Oh and she nearly started up a black market at school, got into a fight with fit a** kid and tripped over her elderly dog while running at a tree, hit a pole twice in the same minute, ran on 5eh top of tall monkey bars and finally she drank old milk, orange juice and water, all together saying "It was smoothieeeee" Oh yeah and she also sat on someones chest and nearly killed him.
If you were Kevin witch you aren't you couldn't even write this comment
@@sageyt4808 yeah dude kevin is stupid
I've heard four different people tell me that story over the last 25 years, pool cue and all.
My husband’s name is Kevin. I’m getting the “stink eye” for laughing so hard at these stories! Keep it up! 🤣😂
heehee
My berded dragon is named Keven. And he's pretty stupid but I love him
Once upon a time, Kevin confessed his love to Karen
They both got married but their children died because they forgot to vaccinate them.
lol
Lol
Forgot?
"forgot"
More like took all of them at once and then took every flu shot too then every cough medicine until their kidneys caved in. Did you miss any of your flu shots since birth guys? Yes? You anti vaxxers get out of here!
No one:
Not a single soul:
Kevin: “You guys wanna smoke weed” *pulls out a bag of garden weeds to the entire class
I don't know. Pretty sure people would laugh but then stop and realize that the guy was serious. Also, I bet they would look like actually weeds and not kinda grounded (?) up. They would probably look like flowers. XD
Or a bag of fish
@@jayballuk why a bag of fish
Demon Panda I should do this as a prank lmao
Annika Spanggaard WhY nOt?😂
Kevin...Kevin watch the light dude...
KEVIN!
Ok, the last one turned out to be pretty cute. xD
"Kevin was white"
The best sentence of this entire video. XD
84% of the school was black.
Kevin got beat up a lot.
rslash: the kevin downloaded videos of people hugging pationately
me: that's not so bad
looks at text
*oh*
And like that you are no longer pure
ur a relative of Kevin then u realised.
@@Kylel0519 Kevins love passion...
interpret it how you want to
I feel like the female version of Kevin should be Becky.
No, I'd call them Barbies. I'm called Beckie and I'm blonde. Dealing with blonde jokes is more than enough, thank you 😂
_Ashley_
Kelly
Nevaeh
Glitter, Honey, Candy think any stripper name.
"Let's call him Sensible Sam (SS)"
*Early to early-mid 1900s Germany intensifies*
Imagine Rslash's text messages: IM NOT STOOPID! or IM GLAD HE'S DEAD!
Lmao who calls the police over text
Theodor Boaz Pedersen
“im a felon
Please go to jail for me!”
@@-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-k well anyone because some one can say I'm going to kill u or something like that
Theodor Boaz Pedersen bruh the texts are obviously photoshopped
TheHero6965 bruh this is obviously a joke
That last OP was top ten anime betrayals on themself.
That's hardcore. Beep boop.
My first name is Kevin but laughed so hard at the stories really laughed at kevina keep up with the stories
I think God laughing is the best way to describe a Kevin family's survival.
When you have this strange sense of Deja Vu...
*I've just been in this place before*
*Higher on the street*
*And I know it's my time to go...*
69 likes!
Calling you, the search is a mystery
@@liamlogan7131 Standing on my feet
It's so hard when I try to be me, oooh!
Kevin and karen sitting on a tree
The tree is on fire but they think its the leaves
I'm fireproof! 😝🤪
VADIM BLYAT!
@@hindd_05 Yikes comrade no need to swear
there is NOTHING I love more than stories about Kevin!!! NOTHING!!!! I have these saved on my phone and when I get depressed I read them and cry with laughter. The Kevina I knew in high school was good at school work but couldn't tie her shoes until she was 16. my favorite stories goes like this:
Kevina: looks outside and says to her mother: OMG its raining! Can we go shopping mom? I love shopping when it raining.
Her mom: Honey that's the sprinkler.....
Hey, we’re all a little Kevin sometimes. I have looked for my phone while talking on it many times.
The funny thing is I have a cousin named Kevin and he’s really smart, and sounds like Einstein compared to these other “Kevin’s”
RAIN SHREKS SMEXY WIFE AND GF Sooo, your cousin sounds German?
Wait what? Oh lmao no, I mean smart. (I know you were just joking though) But he’s actually Ukrainian
That's really not saying much since everyone looks like an Einstein to these people.
True, true
RAIN SHREKS SMEXY WIFE AND GF Yeah, I was joking, lol.
The only smart Kevin is Kevin McAllister
That last one turned into a rom com at the very end!! The man must truly love her goofy antics... Good for them! I hope they live a happy life and she doesn't accidentally... You know... Poison him or something...
Dumbest thing I have ever done...Handcuffed myself to an electric fence.
Tuco the Rat I wanna know the story
How are you here?
it was a dare right?
I touched a electric fence three times after being shocked twice I did it the third time just to make sure that I was really being shocked by the fench
😄😳. Bet that was a shocking experience
13:57
I almost spit my food out because my name is Kelly and my big brothers name is Kevin wtf
ohno
@afro dizziac no
The one where the kid thought Jewish people didn’t exist had me like 🤦🏻♀️mainly because I’m Jewish
@Jack the Gestapo 🤦♀️
@Jack der Hauptsturmführer good
Wow.. I am getting all sorts of visions in my head. I had no idea that those books titled “The Stupids” were based on true stories. Unbelievable!
I physically Face Palmed at these things
Especially the first one
OMFG
Yea, the first one seemed like he had some kind of learning disability.
5:38 That pronunciation caused me physical pain, I want you to know this
- A Bahamian girl
As someone from NJ who lives in the New York City Metropolitan area, that made me cringe as well. (Nassau County is a county in Long Island and is covered by the media around here, so I know the correct pronunciation)
I live in Alabama,and it made me cringe. 😨
I've actually always wondered how it's supposed to be pronounced. I've always said "nass-aw" but have never been sure.
Eric Coffey unless I am mistaken, you are correct with that pronunciation. I had family who lived there for some time.
@When you pull off the heist just right ruclips.net/video/wVIxBaETX5Y/видео.html
me: yo friend you like my verry active plant!
my friend:
my friend: thats a fish
me: surprised picachu face
Poor Kevina, I have a feeling she's not stupid since she's self aware.
Kevin: I love spicy hot food! Me: hot cheetos arent that hot Kevin: YES THEY ARE Me: *gives him some indian food* Kevin: *screaming and blaming me for him eating the food
I love spicy food but I'm sure that my definition and other's is completely different, lol.
*also Kevin gets explosive diarrhea*
where'd my food go?
Kevin: gone, reduced to atoms
Lol
Have dealt with plenty of Kevins. Once I got an overseas job as one-off project management, and there was a Kevin in the team. No need to make a catalogue of what he did, but on one occasion his Kevinness got to be so exasperating, I asked him: "did your mother take some wrong meds by mistake when she was pregnant with you?"
"I have no idea; I'll ask her next time I see her."
I work at a hotel and I can confirm that “YES”....people are that damn dumb.
Edit: Omfg Kevina called herself OUT! I can’t breeeeeeathe 😂
It takes a special kind of talent to fail gym class.
My friend got an f for gym class ooof
All u have to do is act like me and you're good to go. F here i come!
or an asshole teacher. dealt with one once.
I had an f because the teacher hated me, she was fired after 2 years
Or you just get tired very easily and therefore never finished the swimming test which we have here in Sweden
Woah, I got to see this video yesterday! Neat!
Same but at the same time frustrating
Me to
Why was it taken down? There was nothing actually bad in there"
James Baxter so you don’t get a new video today. Bummer!
@@flufffluffer3517 Something to do with rendering issues, he said so on his discord.
Oh mah gawww that's the most wholesome plot twist everrr
I met a Kevina once. She asked me if I had change for a dollar. I gave her the exact equivalence of 100 cents. She then said "I think you gave me too much! All I needed was sixty!". I mean, I'm not necessarily a mathematician... but I laughed because I assumed she was making some sort of math joke that was above my head. She became very pissed off all the sudden and demanded to know "What the fuck are you laughing about?" It then occurred to me, and I asked her, "Are you you thinking about how many minutes are in one hour?". Her: " Can you make change or not?!". Me: "Yah, here you go. Sorry about that." She "hmphd" and walked away. Best 40 cents I've ever made !
Homework is optional if you're top of the class lol
Can confirm, got a friend who just aced tests and never did homework 😂
Can confirm, I reached University jaja
@@Jugador-Feliz can also confirm he continues it today, he also wrote one essay about how everyone was fucking stupid (actual title) and a 20 page essay that he had like 2 months to do and did it in a day, both getting an A. I envy people like him
I do my homework but I’m also an A student
@@cannedair3357 weak
Actually, in Germany, a female Kevin would be Chantal.
Wait... The last OP WAS Chantal! WAAAAAAAAA?!
O shit, nice
In Ireland, a female Kevin would be Caoimhe (pronounced "Keeva")
Kevin and Chantal
Kevinism
@@Haimannen in russia it's debil (or debilka)
and the unisex word tupitza
The first one had me ded not gonna lie😂😂😂😂😂.
But on a serious note we need to be careful cause these people are driving atleast 300 pound battering rams .
Well, my name isn't Kevin, but I did get an umbrella stuck on my head this week 🤣
The sad part is I already watched this episode yesterday
The Penguin Same
The Penguin same
Me too 😭
Yeah me too
Some guy in my class said the Crazy Frog version of We Are The Champions was the original, after I said I liked the original version more.
I don't care how many times I watch this video, I love the plot twist of the last story.
Sounds like a kid I knew as a teen; he was so dumb he'd often forget to breathe (think about that one - as Kevin never could!). Breathing is INVOLUNTARY; your brain controls it even when you're asleep.
"Some type of sick Divine Intervention"
r/BrandNewSentence
Why the hell is it demonetized? It makes no sense. You censored everything wrong...
Oh wait...you said "the" in a explicit manner
Although @11:34 he says 'it's best Kevin kills himself ....'
That would do it...
Nah... I'm going with "the"...
i think its bc he wanted a 15 yr old kevin to die in a car crash oof
perhaps we should ask Majorkill, he should know
Phil McNealy breaktime
That last one is BY FAR my Favorite ‘Kevina’ Story EVER!! 😂😂
10:55 why did I click on this :V
my last brain cell is struggling way to much right now
Me: hey wanna get some sushi
Kevin: I'm sorry, I have to eat my socks before sweets sweetie.
Me:what
As an Italian for whom "gelato" is the direct translation for "ice cream", I feared I was a Kevin for a moment
@Matan Kesselman yea I looked it up later. Still weird how it would be difficult to differenciate in italian lol
There needs to be a Reality Show on the Kevin's....Sounds like a endless supply of comedy gold.
4:49
"Videos of people hugging passionately"
Huh....I now know what to say when I describe pern related stuff...
Related to the last story"
: My last name is 4 letters yet it's been spelled wrong multiple times by teachers. And friends. I understand they can be spelled different ways. But I know what I wrote on my enrollment form- it's a common household item c'mon now-
What is iT then 🤪🤪
Door? Or some variation on that spelling?
Desk
Food
Pens? Cups? Book? Fork? Iron? Mugs? Oven? Pans? Pots? Rags? Rugs? Shoe? Sock? Sofa? Vase?
Kevin is making me loss brain cells. And making me feel smarter, and wondering why they are still alive
Also, that 2nd story. How’s that guy still alive.
And he’s going to be driving a car soon.
Please, don’t for everyone’s sake. Just don’t Kevin.
He has probably driven off a cliff by now
Because he thought his car could fly
Thank you so much for uploading this... this is just hysterical...! I am thick as a brick but after listening to these ‘Kevins’ I feel like a genius...!! 😂😂😂😂😂 xx
To be fair, these "Kevins" are all showing extremely clear signs of mental retardation (as in, the actual developmental disorder, not the lame insult), and it baffles me they got to high school/adulthood without anyone, including their relatives, school faculty, or their family doctor connecting the dots and directing them towards a psychiatrist to diagnose them.
Nobody:
Kevin: Watch me shoot this firework into the ground.
Everyone else: Happy fou-
**Boom**
6:14 “How are you able to drive a car […] without getting into a major collision?!”
It kind of reminds me of an old 70s comedian doing a mother-in-law joke:
“My MIL is a terrible driver, but she says she’s never been in an accident! She’s seen THOUSANDS of them, though - usually in the rear-view mirror!”
In the 5th grade, I met a Kevin. After lunch, he snorted ketchup, set off a false fire alarm on the bus, stole a girls phone, and threw it over a fence, Kevin was forced to go get it. Brot a knife to school stole my homework and turned in my homework with my name on it and instantly got detention. Spanked my math teacher butt, and last but not least, Kevin loved to talk about bombs, so he thought that it was a good idea to whisper into my science teacher's ear '' I have a bomb in my bag '' the whole class freaked out and ran out the door. He was expelled.
American Hillbilly: "Stewpid!"
Canadian Hillbilly: "Stoopid!"
Me: "This looks like a opportunity to make another sh*tpost based on "Sees Or Soos?"!"
That's not how you spell s2pid...
One time my entire english class forgot how to spell giraffe. I needed it and we had to look it up.
I thought it was spelled giraf but knew there was no way that was it.
Another girl added the second f making it giraff. But we knew it was missong something and found we were missing an e. My excuss was I never had to write it down. I could read it but never personally wrote it.
Missing*
Excuse*
@@5AMUR-41 ok
@@SilverDungeoneer ok
So you've never written 'excuse' before either, have you? Who added that second s?
To be fair to the kevin (or rather his gramdfather) at 6:12, chainsaws are incredibly deadly and even if you do everything correctly something can still go wrong, sometimes the tree falls a different way, sometimes some one cuts a branch over head, and sometimes the tree holds tension if it was knowcked over. Dying in a chainsaw accident isn't really a sign of stupidity. Either way love your content rslash! Keep up the amazing work!
Idiocracy is the most accurate prediction of the future that has ever put on the screen.
I’m kind of a Kevin myself
Example:
Up until today I thought that “albino” was a racial slur
EDIT: I also thought of some other examples so I’m putting them here
I thought that Chic-Fil-A was an adult McDonald’s
And (please don’t read this if you are easily offended I only thought this when I was 4)
I thought that Jesus and God were the same being
Then I took Bible class in homeschool and thought I was stupid
our albino brothers
- Dragon ball z abridged
I honestly didn't know that albino could be construed as a racial slur.
Depending on who you talk to, Jesus and the biblical God are the same being. Then you throw in the holy spirit and you got the holy trinity. Three bodies, same being. This is according to some, not all.
CFA is adult McDonald's... if you like worse food
God and Jesus are the same being, but also different beings. It i very complicated and I can see how a 4 year old would be confused.
Don’t feel too bad, I used to think Prussia and Russia were the same thing 🤦🏻♀️