r/Storiesaboutkevin Idiot Karen Thinks She Found the Cure For Covid-19

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  4 года назад +1673

    Do I have any viewers from Ireland?
    YOUR LIES HAVE BEEN EXPOSED! WE ALL KNOW IRELAND IS A MYTH! WHERE ARE YOU REALLY FROM???

  • @jjtthedon8280
    @jjtthedon8280 4 года назад +1173

    I'm Genuinely surprised that the person in the first story survived for for all these years

    • @whatisahandlebruh
      @whatisahandlebruh 4 года назад +66

      This is why I’m genuinely scared. In today’s society, stupid dumb people will be somehow able to reproduce. Making me think that we are evolving and slowly devolving at the same time. Hopefully, we’ll be able to solve this with genetic coding. Then there’s the problem of actually managing to convince them to do it on their offspring.

    • @austinf824
      @austinf824 4 года назад +17

      R/I shouldn’t be alive

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 4 года назад +21

      Our society has taken us past the line where survival of the fittest requires your brain to actually function.

    • @TEXfrowg
      @TEXfrowg 4 года назад +3

      Same

    • @emperorpalpatine5559
      @emperorpalpatine5559 4 года назад +8

      She’ll probably make it in to the Darwin awards after proclaiming that gravity isn’t real and she can fly

  • @tootyfrooty3072
    @tootyfrooty3072 4 года назад +1014

    The Ireland thing reminded me of a conspiracy theory that Finland doesn't exist, and that "Finland" is just a small place in Sweden. As a Finn, I can confirm that we don't exist.

    • @stinkygremlin267
      @stinkygremlin267 4 года назад +39

      Wait i never heard of ppl saying Finland doesn't exist. I only heard the Australia doesn't exist one

    • @helmiellamatilda1664
      @helmiellamatilda1664 4 года назад +21

      Im a "Finn" we are fake

    • @tootyfrooty3072
      @tootyfrooty3072 4 года назад +12

      @@stinkygremlin267 Yeah, it became a thing a long time ago, and I believe it was mostly a meme. Maybe it wasn't the biggest meme ever, but I still thought it was hella strange

    • @The_Str4nger
      @The_Str4nger 4 года назад +14

      it's like Bielefeld in Germany.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bielefeld_Conspiracy

    • @kuhamarjis8552
      @kuhamarjis8552 4 года назад +12

      Yes, we indeed don't exist. Hyvää päivänjatkoa

  • @juno1752
    @juno1752 4 года назад +670

    Bowling Kevin: hello, 911? I've found my dead boss in the bathroom!
    Bowling Boss: *from inside the stall* I'm not dead!
    Bowling Kevin: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice!

    • @junaidahghani7561
      @junaidahghani7561 4 года назад +48

      911 operator: umm sir who is that?
      Bowling Kevin: oh thats my bowling boss
      911 operator: the one who died?
      Bowling kevin:yeah, whatever send on the police. *Hangs up*
      911 operator: wtf

    • @HidForHG
      @HidForHG 4 года назад +9

      IDK how that moron kept his job without being someones family bc I would have been fired for half of any one of those.

    • @gornur8292
      @gornur8292 4 года назад +12

      I'm legitimately surprised Bowling Kevin didn't try to claim his boss was a zombie.

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 4 года назад +12

      (from Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
      Old man: "I'm not dead yet!"
      Carter: "Ere now, he says he's not dead."
      Young man: "Yes he is."
      OM: "I'm not!"
      C: "He isn't?"
      YM: "Well, he will be soon. He's very ill."
      OM: "I'm getting better."
      YM: "No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment."

    • @heavystarch100
      @heavystarch100 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂✊

  • @GotchicCat
    @GotchicCat 3 года назад +111

    Kevina: "IRELAND ISN'T REAL"
    Jacksepticeye: "DING DING DING!! BELL OF LIES!!"

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads 4 года назад +109

    Ireland isn't real, it can't hurt you.
    Ireland: *riverdance intensifies*

  • @neilschroeder7854
    @neilschroeder7854 4 года назад +386

    How could bowling alley kevin last as long as he did to do so many “kevin” acts? I would have fired him after 2 or 3.

    • @victorclabaugh1373
      @victorclabaugh1373 4 года назад +26

      Really I agree maybe he had some sort of mental disability or something or felt bad for him I worked with a guy like that acted stupid like he didn't understand anything nobody liked him he worked slow and didn't listen to anything but yet he didn't get fired I think they thought he had "issues"

    • @akia1222
      @akia1222 4 года назад +10

      @Neil Schroeder cheep entertainment.

    • @condorboss3339
      @condorboss3339 4 года назад +17

      Agree. I can't see any business keeping him on long enough to do all that. Also, contra Joey Findley, I think the damage would be anything but cheap.

    • @adriennegormley9358
      @adriennegormley9358 4 года назад +18

      Givven how small even the thumb hole is in a bowling ball, shows you how small Kevin's "equipment" is.

    • @rowankitten5505
      @rowankitten5505 4 года назад +1

      @@adriennegormley9358 oh d a m n

  • @bubbletea1985
    @bubbletea1985 4 года назад +313

    Kevina: "Ireland isn't real"
    Me, an Irish person: Ight boutta head out

    • @bubbletea1985
      @bubbletea1985 4 года назад +14

      Nevermind, I'm Northern Irish so apparently we good B^)

    • @cqrcin0
      @cqrcin0 4 года назад +1

      if that's you in your profile pic, you look great hahah! :D

    • @cqrcin0
      @cqrcin0 4 года назад +1

      well you just changed your pfp so..

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 4 года назад +2

      This is mysterious, creepy... downright Éire.

    • @olyystaydoley
      @olyystaydoley 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/GwmsugYt-R8/видео.html

  • @vanguard-pv5mc
    @vanguard-pv5mc 4 года назад +94

    "Kevin eventually got removed from anything except serving food or drink. I thought that would be okay."
    *Why* would you think that was okay? That is like the very last thing I would allow someone like this to do.

    • @fairladykd6734
      @fairladykd6734 4 года назад +4

      That's exactly what I was thinking!

    • @comitlight4688
      @comitlight4688 4 года назад +9

      I would've just fired the guy after hearing about the bowling ball humping. That's just... Not right 😨.

    • @KiEntertainer
      @KiEntertainer 10 месяцев назад

      I thought the same thing, but it sounds like all the food is pre made and at most he has to heat it up. (And he still screwed it up)

  • @Mewse1203
    @Mewse1203 4 года назад +50

    Anyone else love when Rslash can't control his chuckles?! It makes things so much better.

    • @robert-do3bv
      @robert-do3bv 2 года назад

      That's awesome! Makes my day.

  • @Kalbeflow
    @Kalbeflow 4 года назад +327

    When I was a kid my dad got stationed in Saudi, I told my friends mom where he was and she legit laughed at me and said “Oh honey, Saudi Arabia isn’t real, it just from Aladdin.”

    • @umerthe2nd49
      @umerthe2nd49 4 года назад +11

      🤣

    • @jellysauce3938
      @jellysauce3938 4 года назад +14

      I’m DEAD

    • @tylerkister4628
      @tylerkister4628 4 года назад +23

      someone told me that France is in German and I shit u not said France is just what homophobic slur German people speak

    • @tylerkister4628
      @tylerkister4628 4 года назад +9

      sorry French damm auto correct

    • @NKGorb
      @NKGorb 4 года назад +14

      @@tylerkister4628 ... I... am henceforth unable to can at both of these posts... how can people have negative brain cells, are they made of dark matter?
      Edit: i mean the Kevins/Kevinas, not the spelling

  • @nolsee1176
    @nolsee1176 4 года назад +160

    I’m full blooded Irish and I demand to speak with your manager over at least 2 pints of Guinness, on the company card of course. ☘️

    • @doomfry680
      @doomfry680 4 года назад +5

      Ireland is real, its just in the state of China, next to Greenland

    • @LooneyBubbIes
      @LooneyBubbIes 4 года назад +4

      @@doomfry680 Oooooh thaks i was confused on where i lived 😂😂

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 4 года назад

      Throw in a sheperd's pie and you got a deal.

    • @olyystaydoley
      @olyystaydoley 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/GwmsugYt-R8/видео.html

  • @randomtech4973
    @randomtech4973 4 года назад +475

    Karen: I have COVID 19 I’m gonna touch you
    person: why no
    Karen: because if I have pain you should have pain too
    Person: uhm that’s not how it works
    Daren: HOW THERE TOU SPEAK TO MY WIFE (Karen) LIKE THAT!
    Person: euhm???

    • @hammerofjustice1183
      @hammerofjustice1183 4 года назад +1

      :) I would do that too

    • @randomtech4973
      @randomtech4973 4 года назад +1

      Hammer Of Justice 😅

    • @hammerofjustice1183
      @hammerofjustice1183 4 года назад +2

      @@randomtech4973 S U F F E R

    • @dwagonrider8673
      @dwagonrider8673 4 года назад +2

      Karen's would never be that selfless

    • @junaidahghani7561
      @junaidahghani7561 4 года назад

      Kevin be like:
      *Y E S , P A I N...A N D...S U F F E R I N G . Y O U...MUST...F E E L...W H A T...I T...F E L T...LIKE...TO...B E...L I K E... M E .*

  • @dingomingo6656
    @dingomingo6656 4 года назад +205

    “ the maps are drawn wrong”
    I thought Kevina said Ireland didn’t exist...
    Edit: and the PATIENCE of that bowling alley owner...sir you’re a saint.

    • @markred3056
      @markred3056 4 года назад +3

      Northern Ireland and Ireland are two separate places, and most Irish people would consider them different countries

    • @jyvben1520
      @jyvben1520 4 года назад +1

      @@markred3056 and different laws/government but on the same island, both in the EU.

    • @olyystaydoley
      @olyystaydoley 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/GwmsugYt-R8/видео.html

  • @o.rgarage9660
    @o.rgarage9660 4 года назад +65

    I wonder if someone ever said “ I dOn’t hAve cOviD 19 it’s 2020”

    • @nicoleroy2931
      @nicoleroy2931 3 года назад +7

      You're actually not far off. Some people are actually questioning "how this all started in 2020 but it's COVID 19 not COVID 20" 😐😐

    • @marywebb_22
      @marywebb_22 3 года назад +1

      @@nicoleroy2931 yeah but it really started in late 2019 🤷🏼‍♀️ I guess people just don’t know that?

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 3 года назад +1

      @@nicoleroy2931 Yeah, it’s easy to forget 2019 after the cr@show of last year.

  • @Maedean-Shepard
    @Maedean-Shepard 4 года назад +201

    "For those not from the US"
    *Proceeds to give distance in miles*

    • @corvianthedarktemplar3035
      @corvianthedarktemplar3035 4 года назад +1

      This is not a rickroll ruclips.net/video/QjmX06ihiXE/видео.html

    • @tyreonbooker5304
      @tyreonbooker5304 4 года назад +3

      @@corvianthedarktemplar3035 oh shit! A man of culture.

    • @crimson5pider
      @crimson5pider 4 года назад +1

      @@corvianthedarktemplar3035 he speaks the truth, it is indeed not a rickroll

    • @pandoratheclay
      @pandoratheclay 4 года назад +14

      I’m pretty sure they meant that we didn’t know about the “Great lakes”
      And America doesn’t think kilometers exist

    • @purpleishpanda
      @purpleishpanda 4 года назад

      Truuuue

  • @aoibhinnoc6633
    @aoibhinnoc6633 4 года назад +190

    Kevina: iReLaNd DoEsN'T eXiSt
    Me and the lads: Ceann imma ceart amach

    • @JackThePerson27
      @JackThePerson27 4 года назад +4

      Yep.

    • @holyduck9945
      @holyduck9945 4 года назад +5

      Hola you see i know iroshi

    • @cheallaigh
      @cheallaigh 4 года назад +5

      camair atha thu?

    • @aoibhinnoc6633
      @aoibhinnoc6633 4 года назад +7

      @@cheallaigh No I'm not a cameraman?

    • @ThomasKent1346
      @ThomasKent1346 4 года назад +2

      @@aoibhinnoc6633 And Google Translate shows that as Scots Gaelic: translate.google.com/?source=gtx_c#auto/en/camair%20atha%20thu%3F

  • @mikethor009
    @mikethor009 4 года назад +217

    Yet even more people that should be on a waiting list for a Darwin Award

    • @MamaLauren523
      @MamaLauren523 4 года назад +7

      If they make it before the Darwin effect takes them out that is😉😄

    • @hanalexcranealister6799
      @hanalexcranealister6799 4 года назад +2

      Senpai!!!!!!!!

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 4 года назад +2

      @@MamaLauren523 the Darwin award is for the most stupid deaths tho???

    • @MamaLauren523
      @MamaLauren523 4 года назад +4

      @@justaperson4656 The Darwin Award is for the people who are destined for extinction because of natural selection. The Darwin
      Effect is when people stupid themselves out of existence 😉
      You get the first one before the second on actually takes you out.

    • @nalrashido
      @nalrashido 4 года назад +2

      I was thinking a culling.

  • @SpruceOaks
    @SpruceOaks 4 года назад +42

    I can just see the folks who study Web Analytics for PornHub thinking “What made that kink so popular all of a sudden?”

  • @hubertnnn
    @hubertnnn 4 года назад +17

    "Potatoes come from the store, not disgusting mud!"
    Zombie alert:
    - too much Walle
    - not enough Brrainz

  • @ramadaxl
    @ramadaxl 4 года назад +50

    I knew a 'Kevina' who didn't believe that there was such things as times zones...as far as she was concerned GMT was THE standard for the entire world....'if it's 11.30 AM in London it's 11.30 AM EVERYWHERE'.

    • @olyystaydoley
      @olyystaydoley 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/GwmsugYt-R8/видео.html

    • @PvblivsAelivs
      @PvblivsAelivs 3 года назад +1

      I was under the impression that Greenwich itself observed Daylight Savings Time and did not stay on GMT.

    • @ramadaxl
      @ramadaxl 3 года назад +2

      @@PvblivsAelivs I used to live and work in Greenwich ( borough...not the observatory ) and trust me...they do not stay on GMT...they ( like everyone else ) switch between GMT and BST the same as everyone else. Oh...and GMT stands for 'Greenwich Mean Time'.

    • @PvblivsAelivs
      @PvblivsAelivs 3 года назад +1

      @@ramadaxl
      I am actually aware of what GMT stands for, even though I live in the US. I would not have brought Greenwich up otherwise. I was less sure of my info that they switch to Daylight Savings Time. I live in a place that doesn't.

    • @ramadaxl
      @ramadaxl 3 года назад +1

      @@PvblivsAelivs Well...I cant say I blame them for not switching back and forth...there are times it's a pain in the backside !

  • @DemonicsInc
    @DemonicsInc 4 года назад +37

    He was feeding people week old pizza, that would have anyone at my job fired on the spot

  • @hissyfits
    @hissyfits 4 года назад +9

    "we don't even have mayo in the fridge. He brought it from home" XD
    Some of the funniest shit ever lol

  • @bad.b2811
    @bad.b2811 4 года назад +18

    When I read the title i immediately thought of “essential oils”

  • @alynagutierrez9666
    @alynagutierrez9666 4 года назад +24

    Oh my God these Kevin stories reminded me of The Kevin that we had when I worked at the movie theater 😂 A manager gave this new guy a box of frozen pizzas and told him to put it up. He then proceeded to take the FROZEN box and put it on a shelf. Not in the freezer, just on a regular shelf. this was on a Friday, we found it on Monday... they were soggy gross and completely unsalvageable. It was probably a little more than $300 worth of frozen pizza. When we asked him why did he do that he said “well he just told me to put it up, so I put it up on the shelf. He didn’t tell me to put it in the freezer.” Kevin was moved out of concession and made an usher after that. 🤣

    • @comitlight4688
      @comitlight4688 4 года назад +2

      At least he wasn't humping anything, like that bowling alley Kevin😳🤣

  • @k.j.2603
    @k.j.2603 4 года назад +111

    Me being sad cause my actual name is Kevin : :(
    Me remembering that we need a name for male karens and Kevin is close to Karen: :)

    • @k.j.2603
      @k.j.2603 4 года назад +4

      @George Shaw thank you kind person

    • @Tsukaiyo
      @Tsukaiyo 4 года назад +19

      My understanding is that the name is "Kevin" because of the character from The Office. "Karens" are entitled, "Kevins" are just... not smart.

    • @unicornsprinkles8964
      @unicornsprinkles8964 4 года назад +7

      Nah Karen’s are wilfully bitchy but Kevin’s are just ignorant and stupid

    • @Juice-vn7ui
      @Juice-vn7ui 4 года назад +2

      not everyone whos name is Kevin is a Kevin
      :)

    • @k.j.2603
      @k.j.2603 4 года назад +3

      Wait no I meant everyone here is a nice person.

  • @olive_og3798
    @olive_og3798 4 года назад +39

    Every Kevin here:I’m not like other girls

    • @junaidahghani7561
      @junaidahghani7561 4 года назад +3

      I have...
      *S N A K E A R M*
      👩
      🐍👚🐍
      👖

    • @ItsPunkinTime
      @ItsPunkinTime 4 года назад

      @@junaidahghani7561 AAA

    • @olyystaydoley
      @olyystaydoley 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/GwmsugYt-R8/видео.html

  • @GoldKnightProduction
    @GoldKnightProduction 4 года назад +5

    "How is dying even a thing, LOL? Just wash your hands!"

  • @wombat4583
    @wombat4583 4 года назад +16

    Others: focused on the fact that Ireland is real
    Me: Focused on the fact that potatoes don't originate from Ireland.

  • @randomdood5118
    @randomdood5118 4 года назад +225

    people: first first first First FIRST
    everyone: behold the i-dont-care-inator

  • @DamiFides
    @DamiFides 4 года назад +39

    rSlash; "How many of you are searching the T-Rex video?"
    Me: "Oh, I'm SOOO going to search that dumb stuff AFTER rSlash."

    • @gonun69
      @gonun69 4 года назад +3

      There is some really funny stuff on PH.

    • @theoddgaming5529
      @theoddgaming5529 4 года назад

      ...

    • @condorboss3339
      @condorboss3339 4 года назад +1

      I was really, really tempted.

    • @Mewse1203
      @Mewse1203 4 года назад +2

      rSlash: How many of you are searching
      Me: Well I wasn't...but I will now. Thanks for the idea!

  • @jmeA86
    @jmeA86 4 года назад +8

    I'm trying to strain a batch of tincture and just laugh so hard that I almost spilled it when you said how many of you are looking for that Tyrannosaurus Rex video LMFAO

  • @finnmcool2
    @finnmcool2 4 года назад +5

    The story about the new mom reminded me of this. I used to work at a toy store that also sold baby furniture and other baby supplies. I once had a mom come in with a newborn looking for an umbrella stroller. (I know you shouldn't use them with newborns but, at first, I thought she was just thinking ahead) I took me over an hour to teach her how to unfold the stroller. She couldn't understand that the one folding brace had to be locked open. I'm not really sure her one successful deployment wasn't a fluke, but I couldn't take it any more. I hope the kid survived.

    • @Hansuki1
      @Hansuki1 Год назад

      why shouldng you?

  • @yoshitotem
    @yoshitotem 4 года назад +14

    The OP of the second post must have the patience of a GOD. Seriously, its a miracle that "kevin"
    wasn't fired sooner.

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin 4 года назад +22

    What would you call a Karen who's also a Kevin?
    Karvin? Kevren? The debate rages on.

  • @enderteimant
    @enderteimant 4 года назад +20

    Ok these stories made me chuckle for like 20 minutes and everytime I started laughing I had to pause the video and calm down so I didn't get soda up my nose

  • @givemespines
    @givemespines 4 года назад +102

    Never heard someone pronounce ‘Haribo’ as
    Hah-reeb-o
    Wow.

    • @BaerlyHere_
      @BaerlyHere_ 4 года назад +7

      That’s how the commercials pronounce it

    • @givemespines
      @givemespines 4 года назад +7

      I’ve never heard it pronounced like that in commercials

    • @charlottea9090
      @charlottea9090 4 года назад +8

      Even the song says it Harry-bo

    • @slaycationnation
      @slaycationnation 4 года назад

      The song isn’t like that either though

    • @givemespines
      @givemespines 4 года назад

      I think it’s more of the Hah- bit he says. Not hating, just never heard it said like that

  • @tofu5798
    @tofu5798 3 года назад +1

    "He brought it from home." I'm dead🤣

  • @MarniCollier
    @MarniCollier 3 года назад +2

    I need that meme of the two strong men shaking hands like
    Irish people. Australian people. Crazies believing we don't exist

  • @jetflightneon8115
    @jetflightneon8115 4 года назад +23

    If anyone ever writes a book on a kevin, they should title it "how to be an idiot 101"

    • @pureink_
      @pureink_ 4 года назад +3

      I would totally read it

    • @olyystaydoley
      @olyystaydoley 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/GwmsugYt-R8/видео.html

  • @lvlzer0678
    @lvlzer0678 4 года назад +47

    I love going to public events seeing someone having their mask under their nose.

    • @SylviaOkoktok
      @SylviaOkoktok 4 года назад +6

      Or when they remove it, touch their face... proceed to touch everything else to put it back and then go back to “wearing” their mask lol

    • @diannelavoie5385
      @diannelavoie5385 4 года назад +3

      Corona just loves those dummies with their snouts out of their masks. Its main pathway of entry and infection is through the nasal passages. Go ahead and breathe in that virus you dopes.

    • @maroon_raven9056
      @maroon_raven9056 4 года назад +2

      I'm in the US, where we can go back to school, and just a bunch if kids keep wearing it like this, or as soon as they get outside dramatically take their mask off and act like they couldn't breath at all, they aren't even 6 ft away from anyone, breathing into each others faces

    • @sushi0513
      @sushi0513 4 года назад +2

      Ugh, I hate that so much too!! Like, what's even point of wearing it if you're going to do that?! It defeats the purpose..

    • @olyystaydoley
      @olyystaydoley 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/GwmsugYt-R8/видео.html

  • @Mad-Hatter-ison
    @Mad-Hatter-ison 4 года назад +6

    Kevin: I'll Never forget the day I lost my Bowling boss, Op
    BB OP: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD!!
    Kevin: Sometimes I can still hear his voice

  • @DoctorX17
    @DoctorX17 3 года назад +7

    Of course Ireland is a myth, have YOU ever been to Ireland?!
    Seriously though... it's hilarious that she thinks it's a myth, but still acknowledges Northern Ireland.

  • @Juan23456
    @Juan23456 8 месяцев назад +1

    Story 1: the irony of her to call someone stupid 😂😂😂

  • @dom_dom3097
    @dom_dom3097 4 года назад +16

    I was watching this..... and I figured out my dad is a Kevin and a male Karen (daren)

    • @icantmakecakes6679
      @icantmakecakes6679 4 года назад

      how?

    • @dom_dom3097
      @dom_dom3097 4 года назад

      Robb T simple he lacks so much common sense u can spend 1 hour+ explaining something to him and he just still wouldn’t understand and oml if one thing is bad “GET ME UR MANAGER”

    • @olyystaydoley
      @olyystaydoley 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/GwmsugYt-R8/видео.html

  • @dareleigh2702
    @dareleigh2702 4 года назад +5

    I love how the picture for the video before clicking on it is that crazy lady off tik tok who took the guy who recorded her to court and lost to the guy. 😂

  • @Somiaz
    @Somiaz 4 года назад +25

    Damn, says no views on the RUclips homepage.

  • @philbophaggins6309
    @philbophaggins6309 4 года назад +1

    That last Kevin did a failed self report... He should play more "Among Us" before trying something so risky.

  • @J2hawk
    @J2hawk Год назад

    Telling a new employee to look for a box of strikes, that isn't stupidity that's hazing 😂

  • @WhoRUTalkingAbout
    @WhoRUTalkingAbout 4 года назад +81

    The things that kevins don't have:
    *Smartness*
    *Common sense*
    *Dunno*
    Edit: *Sorry if this is offensive it's just a joke*

  • @shishkebab0182
    @shishkebab0182 4 года назад +13

    Everyone is talking about the Kevin’s but WHY DOES HE SAY HARIBO’S LIKE THAT

  • @AtotehZ
    @AtotehZ 4 года назад +4

    9:23 Around 25 years ago my dad sent his apprentice engineer across the road to get "elbow grease". He didn't spend hours, but did come back red-faced.

    • @annasstorybox7906
      @annasstorybox7906 2 года назад

      Yea... Elbow grease... Here in Germany apprentices in auto repair will often be send to look for blinker fluid. There is a whole arsenal of non existing mysterious objects, at least one for each vocational field, and apreentices will be send to find them in storage, by them at the nearest hardware store, ask a higher up for that... Classic workplace pranks... xD
      Sadly I can't think of any of them despite blinker fluid that translate well into English as well as elbow grease doesn't really have a good translation as far as I know...

  • @boisegameshowguy
    @boisegameshowguy 4 года назад

    That bowling alley guy sounds like he’s hurled himself at a few too many pins. 🎳

  • @MoonFlux
    @MoonFlux 4 года назад +5

    "How many of you are searching for that Trex video
    *Me that just opened up Incognito, then slowly closes it* Uhhh... not me?

  • @alexwilliams6492
    @alexwilliams6492 4 года назад +4

    The lake story made me think of the time I thought it could see France from the south of England, it as an island but I was adamant it was France.

    • @kitkatboard
      @kitkatboard 4 года назад

      Even worse, as a child, I thought I could see the US from the west coast of Brittany...

  • @thatcherrotenberry4657
    @thatcherrotenberry4657 4 года назад +3

    Second story “Hey I’ve got one” “stop telling everyone I’m dead”

  • @abqr7243
    @abqr7243 4 года назад +5

    When I was younger I thought there was nothing underneath the continents because of a scene in the incredibles where they go under an island, I know now that it was just a cool underground base but as a kid it was a super cool thought

  • @TheSudrianTerrier653
    @TheSudrianTerrier653 2 года назад +1

    that everytime a mother had to feed her baby got me dying of laughter

  • @GrimM0nk3y
    @GrimM0nk3y 8 месяцев назад +1

    Box of strikes sounds like what the British would call a box of matches

  • @jonmurray7658
    @jonmurray7658 4 года назад +5

    Kevin: i thought you were dead.
    OP: My death was, greatly exaggerated.
    Hope you read this Mr. Reddit :D

  • @xandex69
    @xandex69 4 года назад +9

    I dont know why but i have a image formed in my brain after i listened to the first one and this is a blone woman for some reason

  • @aoibhe146
    @aoibhe146 4 года назад +5

    as someone from Ireland, I can confirm that ireland *IS* a myth. I don't exist

  • @leamcclain1648
    @leamcclain1648 4 года назад +1

    Oh, Kevina. Bless your heart.

  • @otakufander
    @otakufander Год назад

    I think I glitched when he said, “broke a bowling ball in half” 😂😂😂😂

  • @duck5843
    @duck5843 4 года назад +3

    The second story reminds me of when I was 6. It was the first time I had been to this lake. I don’t think it’s even a Great Lake (might be but I don’t know) and I thought it was an ocean. I refused to believe it wasn’t an ocean

  • @KingOfTheRoost
    @KingOfTheRoost 4 года назад +3

    Im not from Ireland, but I know where they really came from. They came from a place called ‘Ireland’, the real Ireland was actually the inside of a T-Rex’s Butt, where they had to evacuate and crawl through its intestines and put its mouth, killing their host. They then escaped to land and made the myth of, ‘Ireland’.

    • @KingOfTheRoost
      @KingOfTheRoost 4 года назад +1

      “This is the greatest plan”
      - Charles Calvin

  • @hexbox2182
    @hexbox2182 4 года назад +6

    I haven’t seen these but boi they are interesting.

  • @CBrown86
    @CBrown86 4 года назад

    I laughed so hard at the Bowling Kevin stories my kids both thought I was crying and came to check on me

  • @mczigger
    @mczigger 3 года назад +1

    Kevina is a Legend!. Imagine having her as a friend, how much fun would it be. 😊

  • @moonlord86
    @moonlord86 4 года назад +4

    There’s only one smart Kevin and we all know who it is...

  • @pirategirl8579
    @pirategirl8579 4 года назад +26

    Early , don’t know what to say, love you rslash

  • @Tantejay
    @Tantejay 4 года назад +6

    That Covid-mom...*sigh*
    Can we just erase all "educational" Covidvideos?

    • @autumnleaf2513
      @autumnleaf2513 4 года назад +1

      And keep educational ones

    • @Tantejay
      @Tantejay 4 года назад

      @@autumnleaf2513 Yep. Like Astrum. Or VSauce :)

  • @amythepandemonium3673
    @amythepandemonium3673 4 года назад

    the part of 911 2: Eletric bugaloo just killed me.

  • @JohnDoe-bz4yl
    @JohnDoe-bz4yl 4 года назад

    OMG the Kevin antics made me cry from laughing so hard

  • @rickrossstretchmarks
    @rickrossstretchmarks 4 года назад +5

    As an Northern irish person myself, Ireland does in fact, *exist*
    Edit: OKAY KEVINA WAS RIGHT IM DROWNING

  • @BBromine
    @BBromine 4 года назад +5

    Guy 1: I'm in prison because I killed my wife
    Guy 2: I'm in prison because I robbed someone
    Kevin: i pooped in a urinal :)
    Everyone: .___.

  • @duck5843
    @duck5843 4 года назад +3

    The bowling ball guy probably lost a lot of money due to Kevin but I honestly don't feel bad for him. He's the idiot who decided to keep him around for that long.

  • @JosiahSum1Wallis
    @JosiahSum1Wallis 4 года назад

    I'm not going to lie, bowling kev made me laugh with his "find a box of strikes" it reminded me of telling a private in the army to go fine a "PRIC E-5" E-5 being a sgt, and Prick.... well yet again being an sgt.

  • @pedropena2789
    @pedropena2789 4 года назад +1

    I thought that bowling alley kevin was taking about his "liquids"

  • @cjthedj4642
    @cjthedj4642 4 года назад +4

    As the child of an irish woman, I can confirm that they simply don't exist. After all, if you're Irish, why are you living in someplace other than Ireland?
    This comment is obviously a joke.

    • @olyystaydoley
      @olyystaydoley 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/GwmsugYt-R8/видео.html

  • @samlee5549
    @samlee5549 4 года назад +6

    First.
    In all seriousness, I’ve been looking forward to you covering this subreddit. Hope you enjoy it!

  • @rancidk1ll743
    @rancidk1ll743 4 года назад +15

    Damn I’m early

  • @SneakySalaXander
    @SneakySalaXander 4 года назад +2

    That bowling alley story reminds me of my last job a few years back, also at a bowling alley. There’s a planning company that went through this place for parties, which brought in their own hosts for serving. Us regular servers just had to help serve alcohol if ordered, as their hosts were usually under serving age. We got a fairly good cut of the bill if our lanes were being used, so it didn’t really bother us. Our only real attention we needed to keep was making sure the lane itself was operating smoothly, and to radio a lane tech if something went wrong.
    One day, I stepped away to grab one of these party members’ drink from the bar, and came back to their hostess... at the end of the lane... WITH HER HEAD UNDERNEATH THE PINSWEEPER AS THE FUCKING PINSETTER WAS ABOUT TO COME DOWN. She stood back up just before it did with a ball and walked back up as if everything was fine. Now, having practically grown up in bowling alleys (my family was always big on league bowling) I unfortunately had to see the not pretty side of someone not being quick enough to remove their legs out from under the setter. So knowing what it could do to someone’s head, to say I internally imploded is an understatement. I quickly handed the patron their drink and pulled her away. When I explained she really came close to a not so happy ending back there, she yelled at me saying I didn’t know what I was talking about because “iT cAnT bE tHaT hEaVy, I cOuLdVe StOpPeD iT wItH mY hAnD.”

  • @violin1029
    @violin1029 4 года назад +3

    "Ireland doesn't exist!"
    JackSepticEye: Am I a joke to you?

  • @pranay3941
    @pranay3941 4 года назад +5

    whoever is reading this comment DONT SEARCH FOR THE T REX VIDEO I LEARNT IT THE HARD WAY

    • @slimshady5539
      @slimshady5539 4 года назад +1

      shit i searched it now im never getting that image outta my head

    • @pranay3941
      @pranay3941 4 года назад +2

      @@slimshady5539 told you

  • @OctagonalSquare
    @OctagonalSquare 4 года назад +2

    Ok, the bowling alley Kevin would have been annoying, but his “box of strikes” joke on the new person is actually pretty good. Way smarter of a joke than most Kevins.

  • @magicschosen
    @magicschosen 3 года назад +1

    Wile I love listening to the stories on your channel, I think I’ll forgo more stories about Kevin. It hurts my brain..

  • @chainedmagician9465
    @chainedmagician9465 4 года назад

    Kevina and cows:
    Udderly ridiculous.

  • @civicrocker
    @civicrocker 4 года назад

    The Kevin who called 911 on his boss in the bathroom just sounds like an awesome prank!

  • @RedX101
    @RedX101 7 месяцев назад +1

    Welcome to Britain, where we have the best football chants and all have an IQ of 5 yr old

  • @gazman2626
    @gazman2626 Год назад

    Urm stupidity reminds me of my sister who I had to explain what gravity is.
    She thinks gravity is what makes people float in space 🤣

  • @bluespark937
    @bluespark937 4 года назад +1

    My day has been really bad and i just saw that you posted a r/storiesaboutkevin video. It is my favorite sub to watch and it made my day a lot better. Thanks

  • @Sud0F1nch
    @Sud0F1nch 2 года назад

    GOOD GOD THAT FIRST PERSON.. I.. MY HEAD.. IT HURTS

  • @missilegrevious6126
    @missilegrevious6126 3 года назад

    When I heard of Keven breaking a bowling ball I thought of Wreck it Ralph when Ralph broke a jawbreaker in half

  • @captainhoratiobungleiii7147
    @captainhoratiobungleiii7147 4 года назад

    The first Kevina should watch Inside The Factory on the BBC. It would absolutely blow her mind! But then again, she would probably think it was CGI.

  • @Blunt_Man
    @Blunt_Man 4 года назад +1

    "Honey, I'm going to milk the cow, can you please grab me my milking knife?"

  • @averiltallack5665
    @averiltallack5665 4 года назад

    HAHAHA I thought in the second one the mum thought she would be able to see WALES instead of whales lol

  • @shannonbrydon417
    @shannonbrydon417 3 года назад +2

    Kevin stories are the absolute best! ❤️❤️❤️
    I strongly believe that stupid people were put on this earth to entertain the rest of us. 🤪

  • @lillywex5087
    @lillywex5087 4 года назад +2

    I have to admit, the box of strikes was a pretty good prank IMO. Similar to blinker fluid pranks.

  • @ayanevsworld8565
    @ayanevsworld8565 4 года назад

    Bowling alley Kevin nearly killed me 😂😂😂