This is why I’m genuinely scared. In today’s society, stupid dumb people will be somehow able to reproduce. Making me think that we are evolving and slowly devolving at the same time. Hopefully, we’ll be able to solve this with genetic coding. Then there’s the problem of actually managing to convince them to do it on their offspring.
The Ireland thing reminded me of a conspiracy theory that Finland doesn't exist, and that "Finland" is just a small place in Sweden. As a Finn, I can confirm that we don't exist.
@@stinkygremlin267 Yeah, it became a thing a long time ago, and I believe it was mostly a meme. Maybe it wasn't the biggest meme ever, but I still thought it was hella strange
Bowling Kevin: hello, 911? I've found my dead boss in the bathroom! Bowling Boss: *from inside the stall* I'm not dead! Bowling Kevin: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice!
911 operator: umm sir who is that? Bowling Kevin: oh thats my bowling boss 911 operator: the one who died? Bowling kevin:yeah, whatever send on the police. *Hangs up* 911 operator: wtf
(from Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Old man: "I'm not dead yet!" Carter: "Ere now, he says he's not dead." Young man: "Yes he is." OM: "I'm not!" C: "He isn't?" YM: "Well, he will be soon. He's very ill." OM: "I'm getting better." YM: "No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment."
Really I agree maybe he had some sort of mental disability or something or felt bad for him I worked with a guy like that acted stupid like he didn't understand anything nobody liked him he worked slow and didn't listen to anything but yet he didn't get fired I think they thought he had "issues"
"Kevin eventually got removed from anything except serving food or drink. I thought that would be okay." *Why* would you think that was okay? That is like the very last thing I would allow someone like this to do.
When I was a kid my dad got stationed in Saudi, I told my friends mom where he was and she legit laughed at me and said “Oh honey, Saudi Arabia isn’t real, it just from Aladdin.”
@@tylerkister4628 ... I... am henceforth unable to can at both of these posts... how can people have negative brain cells, are they made of dark matter? Edit: i mean the Kevins/Kevinas, not the spelling
Karen: I have COVID 19 I’m gonna touch you person: why no Karen: because if I have pain you should have pain too Person: uhm that’s not how it works Daren: HOW THERE TOU SPEAK TO MY WIFE (Karen) LIKE THAT! Person: euhm???
@@justaperson4656 The Darwin Award is for the people who are destined for extinction because of natural selection. The Darwin Effect is when people stupid themselves out of existence 😉 You get the first one before the second on actually takes you out.
I knew a 'Kevina' who didn't believe that there was such things as times zones...as far as she was concerned GMT was THE standard for the entire world....'if it's 11.30 AM in London it's 11.30 AM EVERYWHERE'.
@@PvblivsAelivs I used to live and work in Greenwich ( borough...not the observatory ) and trust me...they do not stay on GMT...they ( like everyone else ) switch between GMT and BST the same as everyone else. Oh...and GMT stands for 'Greenwich Mean Time'.
@@ramadaxl I am actually aware of what GMT stands for, even though I live in the US. I would not have brought Greenwich up otherwise. I was less sure of my info that they switch to Daylight Savings Time. I live in a place that doesn't.
Oh my God these Kevin stories reminded me of The Kevin that we had when I worked at the movie theater 😂 A manager gave this new guy a box of frozen pizzas and told him to put it up. He then proceeded to take the FROZEN box and put it on a shelf. Not in the freezer, just on a regular shelf. this was on a Friday, we found it on Monday... they were soggy gross and completely unsalvageable. It was probably a little more than $300 worth of frozen pizza. When we asked him why did he do that he said “well he just told me to put it up, so I put it up on the shelf. He didn’t tell me to put it in the freezer.” Kevin was moved out of concession and made an usher after that. 🤣
I'm trying to strain a batch of tincture and just laugh so hard that I almost spilled it when you said how many of you are looking for that Tyrannosaurus Rex video LMFAO
The story about the new mom reminded me of this. I used to work at a toy store that also sold baby furniture and other baby supplies. I once had a mom come in with a newborn looking for an umbrella stroller. (I know you shouldn't use them with newborns but, at first, I thought she was just thinking ahead) I took me over an hour to teach her how to unfold the stroller. She couldn't understand that the one folding brace had to be locked open. I'm not really sure her one successful deployment wasn't a fluke, but I couldn't take it any more. I hope the kid survived.
Ok these stories made me chuckle for like 20 minutes and everytime I started laughing I had to pause the video and calm down so I didn't get soda up my nose
Corona just loves those dummies with their snouts out of their masks. Its main pathway of entry and infection is through the nasal passages. Go ahead and breathe in that virus you dopes.
I'm in the US, where we can go back to school, and just a bunch if kids keep wearing it like this, or as soon as they get outside dramatically take their mask off and act like they couldn't breath at all, they aren't even 6 ft away from anyone, breathing into each others faces
Of course Ireland is a myth, have YOU ever been to Ireland?! Seriously though... it's hilarious that she thinks it's a myth, but still acknowledges Northern Ireland.
Robb T simple he lacks so much common sense u can spend 1 hour+ explaining something to him and he just still wouldn’t understand and oml if one thing is bad “GET ME UR MANAGER”
I love how the picture for the video before clicking on it is that crazy lady off tik tok who took the guy who recorded her to court and lost to the guy. 😂
9:23 Around 25 years ago my dad sent his apprentice engineer across the road to get "elbow grease". He didn't spend hours, but did come back red-faced.
Yea... Elbow grease... Here in Germany apprentices in auto repair will often be send to look for blinker fluid. There is a whole arsenal of non existing mysterious objects, at least one for each vocational field, and apreentices will be send to find them in storage, by them at the nearest hardware store, ask a higher up for that... Classic workplace pranks... xD Sadly I can't think of any of them despite blinker fluid that translate well into English as well as elbow grease doesn't really have a good translation as far as I know...
When I was younger I thought there was nothing underneath the continents because of a scene in the incredibles where they go under an island, I know now that it was just a cool underground base but as a kid it was a super cool thought
The second story reminds me of when I was 6. It was the first time I had been to this lake. I don’t think it’s even a Great Lake (might be but I don’t know) and I thought it was an ocean. I refused to believe it wasn’t an ocean
Im not from Ireland, but I know where they really came from. They came from a place called ‘Ireland’, the real Ireland was actually the inside of a T-Rex’s Butt, where they had to evacuate and crawl through its intestines and put its mouth, killing their host. They then escaped to land and made the myth of, ‘Ireland’.
The bowling ball guy probably lost a lot of money due to Kevin but I honestly don't feel bad for him. He's the idiot who decided to keep him around for that long.
I'm not going to lie, bowling kev made me laugh with his "find a box of strikes" it reminded me of telling a private in the army to go fine a "PRIC E-5" E-5 being a sgt, and Prick.... well yet again being an sgt.
As the child of an irish woman, I can confirm that they simply don't exist. After all, if you're Irish, why are you living in someplace other than Ireland? This comment is obviously a joke.
That bowling alley story reminds me of my last job a few years back, also at a bowling alley. There’s a planning company that went through this place for parties, which brought in their own hosts for serving. Us regular servers just had to help serve alcohol if ordered, as their hosts were usually under serving age. We got a fairly good cut of the bill if our lanes were being used, so it didn’t really bother us. Our only real attention we needed to keep was making sure the lane itself was operating smoothly, and to radio a lane tech if something went wrong. One day, I stepped away to grab one of these party members’ drink from the bar, and came back to their hostess... at the end of the lane... WITH HER HEAD UNDERNEATH THE PINSWEEPER AS THE FUCKING PINSETTER WAS ABOUT TO COME DOWN. She stood back up just before it did with a ball and walked back up as if everything was fine. Now, having practically grown up in bowling alleys (my family was always big on league bowling) I unfortunately had to see the not pretty side of someone not being quick enough to remove their legs out from under the setter. So knowing what it could do to someone’s head, to say I internally imploded is an understatement. I quickly handed the patron their drink and pulled her away. When I explained she really came close to a not so happy ending back there, she yelled at me saying I didn’t know what I was talking about because “iT cAnT bE tHaT hEaVy, I cOuLdVe StOpPeD iT wItH mY hAnD.”
Ok, the bowling alley Kevin would have been annoying, but his “box of strikes” joke on the new person is actually pretty good. Way smarter of a joke than most Kevins.
My day has been really bad and i just saw that you posted a r/storiesaboutkevin video. It is my favorite sub to watch and it made my day a lot better. Thanks
Do I have any viewers from Ireland?
YOUR LIES HAVE BEEN EXPOSED! WE ALL KNOW IRELAND IS A MYTH! WHERE ARE YOU REALLY FROM???
Lived in Ireland for 3 years. Beautiful place
No but I am from Australia which some people think is fake
haha😦
early
I'm from Idaho. We don't exist either.
I'm Genuinely surprised that the person in the first story survived for for all these years
This is why I’m genuinely scared. In today’s society, stupid dumb people will be somehow able to reproduce. Making me think that we are evolving and slowly devolving at the same time. Hopefully, we’ll be able to solve this with genetic coding. Then there’s the problem of actually managing to convince them to do it on their offspring.
R/I shouldn’t be alive
Our society has taken us past the line where survival of the fittest requires your brain to actually function.
Same
She’ll probably make it in to the Darwin awards after proclaiming that gravity isn’t real and she can fly
The Ireland thing reminded me of a conspiracy theory that Finland doesn't exist, and that "Finland" is just a small place in Sweden. As a Finn, I can confirm that we don't exist.
Wait i never heard of ppl saying Finland doesn't exist. I only heard the Australia doesn't exist one
Im a "Finn" we are fake
@@stinkygremlin267 Yeah, it became a thing a long time ago, and I believe it was mostly a meme. Maybe it wasn't the biggest meme ever, but I still thought it was hella strange
it's like Bielefeld in Germany.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bielefeld_Conspiracy
Yes, we indeed don't exist. Hyvää päivänjatkoa
Bowling Kevin: hello, 911? I've found my dead boss in the bathroom!
Bowling Boss: *from inside the stall* I'm not dead!
Bowling Kevin: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice!
911 operator: umm sir who is that?
Bowling Kevin: oh thats my bowling boss
911 operator: the one who died?
Bowling kevin:yeah, whatever send on the police. *Hangs up*
911 operator: wtf
IDK how that moron kept his job without being someones family bc I would have been fired for half of any one of those.
I'm legitimately surprised Bowling Kevin didn't try to claim his boss was a zombie.
(from Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
Old man: "I'm not dead yet!"
Carter: "Ere now, he says he's not dead."
Young man: "Yes he is."
OM: "I'm not!"
C: "He isn't?"
YM: "Well, he will be soon. He's very ill."
OM: "I'm getting better."
YM: "No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment."
😂😂😂😂✊
Kevina: "IRELAND ISN'T REAL"
Jacksepticeye: "DING DING DING!! BELL OF LIES!!"
Ireland isn't real, it can't hurt you.
Ireland: *riverdance intensifies*
How could bowling alley kevin last as long as he did to do so many “kevin” acts? I would have fired him after 2 or 3.
Really I agree maybe he had some sort of mental disability or something or felt bad for him I worked with a guy like that acted stupid like he didn't understand anything nobody liked him he worked slow and didn't listen to anything but yet he didn't get fired I think they thought he had "issues"
@Neil Schroeder cheep entertainment.
Agree. I can't see any business keeping him on long enough to do all that. Also, contra Joey Findley, I think the damage would be anything but cheap.
Givven how small even the thumb hole is in a bowling ball, shows you how small Kevin's "equipment" is.
@@adriennegormley9358 oh d a m n
Kevina: "Ireland isn't real"
Me, an Irish person: Ight boutta head out
Nevermind, I'm Northern Irish so apparently we good B^)
if that's you in your profile pic, you look great hahah! :D
well you just changed your pfp so..
This is mysterious, creepy... downright Éire.
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"Kevin eventually got removed from anything except serving food or drink. I thought that would be okay."
*Why* would you think that was okay? That is like the very last thing I would allow someone like this to do.
That's exactly what I was thinking!
I would've just fired the guy after hearing about the bowling ball humping. That's just... Not right 😨.
I thought the same thing, but it sounds like all the food is pre made and at most he has to heat it up. (And he still screwed it up)
Anyone else love when Rslash can't control his chuckles?! It makes things so much better.
That's awesome! Makes my day.
When I was a kid my dad got stationed in Saudi, I told my friends mom where he was and she legit laughed at me and said “Oh honey, Saudi Arabia isn’t real, it just from Aladdin.”
🤣
I’m DEAD
someone told me that France is in German and I shit u not said France is just what homophobic slur German people speak
sorry French damm auto correct
@@tylerkister4628 ... I... am henceforth unable to can at both of these posts... how can people have negative brain cells, are they made of dark matter?
Edit: i mean the Kevins/Kevinas, not the spelling
I’m full blooded Irish and I demand to speak with your manager over at least 2 pints of Guinness, on the company card of course. ☘️
Ireland is real, its just in the state of China, next to Greenland
@@doomfry680 Oooooh thaks i was confused on where i lived 😂😂
Throw in a sheperd's pie and you got a deal.
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Karen: I have COVID 19 I’m gonna touch you
person: why no
Karen: because if I have pain you should have pain too
Person: uhm that’s not how it works
Daren: HOW THERE TOU SPEAK TO MY WIFE (Karen) LIKE THAT!
Person: euhm???
:) I would do that too
Hammer Of Justice 😅
@@randomtech4973 S U F F E R
Karen's would never be that selfless
Kevin be like:
*Y E S , P A I N...A N D...S U F F E R I N G . Y O U...MUST...F E E L...W H A T...I T...F E L T...LIKE...TO...B E...L I K E... M E .*
“ the maps are drawn wrong”
I thought Kevina said Ireland didn’t exist...
Edit: and the PATIENCE of that bowling alley owner...sir you’re a saint.
Northern Ireland and Ireland are two separate places, and most Irish people would consider them different countries
@@markred3056 and different laws/government but on the same island, both in the EU.
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I wonder if someone ever said “ I dOn’t hAve cOviD 19 it’s 2020”
You're actually not far off. Some people are actually questioning "how this all started in 2020 but it's COVID 19 not COVID 20" 😐😐
@@nicoleroy2931 yeah but it really started in late 2019 🤷🏼♀️ I guess people just don’t know that?
@@nicoleroy2931 Yeah, it’s easy to forget 2019 after the cr@show of last year.
"For those not from the US"
*Proceeds to give distance in miles*
This is not a rickroll ruclips.net/video/QjmX06ihiXE/видео.html
@@corvianthedarktemplar3035 oh shit! A man of culture.
@@corvianthedarktemplar3035 he speaks the truth, it is indeed not a rickroll
I’m pretty sure they meant that we didn’t know about the “Great lakes”
And America doesn’t think kilometers exist
Truuuue
Kevina: iReLaNd DoEsN'T eXiSt
Me and the lads: Ceann imma ceart amach
Yep.
Hola you see i know iroshi
camair atha thu?
@@cheallaigh No I'm not a cameraman?
@@aoibhinnoc6633 And Google Translate shows that as Scots Gaelic: translate.google.com/?source=gtx_c#auto/en/camair%20atha%20thu%3F
Yet even more people that should be on a waiting list for a Darwin Award
If they make it before the Darwin effect takes them out that is😉😄
Senpai!!!!!!!!
@@MamaLauren523 the Darwin award is for the most stupid deaths tho???
@@justaperson4656 The Darwin Award is for the people who are destined for extinction because of natural selection. The Darwin
Effect is when people stupid themselves out of existence 😉
You get the first one before the second on actually takes you out.
I was thinking a culling.
I can just see the folks who study Web Analytics for PornHub thinking “What made that kink so popular all of a sudden?”
"Potatoes come from the store, not disgusting mud!"
Zombie alert:
- too much Walle
- not enough Brrainz
I knew a 'Kevina' who didn't believe that there was such things as times zones...as far as she was concerned GMT was THE standard for the entire world....'if it's 11.30 AM in London it's 11.30 AM EVERYWHERE'.
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I was under the impression that Greenwich itself observed Daylight Savings Time and did not stay on GMT.
@@PvblivsAelivs I used to live and work in Greenwich ( borough...not the observatory ) and trust me...they do not stay on GMT...they ( like everyone else ) switch between GMT and BST the same as everyone else. Oh...and GMT stands for 'Greenwich Mean Time'.
@@ramadaxl
I am actually aware of what GMT stands for, even though I live in the US. I would not have brought Greenwich up otherwise. I was less sure of my info that they switch to Daylight Savings Time. I live in a place that doesn't.
@@PvblivsAelivs Well...I cant say I blame them for not switching back and forth...there are times it's a pain in the backside !
He was feeding people week old pizza, that would have anyone at my job fired on the spot
"we don't even have mayo in the fridge. He brought it from home" XD
Some of the funniest shit ever lol
When I read the title i immediately thought of “essential oils”
Oh my God these Kevin stories reminded me of The Kevin that we had when I worked at the movie theater 😂 A manager gave this new guy a box of frozen pizzas and told him to put it up. He then proceeded to take the FROZEN box and put it on a shelf. Not in the freezer, just on a regular shelf. this was on a Friday, we found it on Monday... they were soggy gross and completely unsalvageable. It was probably a little more than $300 worth of frozen pizza. When we asked him why did he do that he said “well he just told me to put it up, so I put it up on the shelf. He didn’t tell me to put it in the freezer.” Kevin was moved out of concession and made an usher after that. 🤣
At least he wasn't humping anything, like that bowling alley Kevin😳🤣
Me being sad cause my actual name is Kevin : :(
Me remembering that we need a name for male karens and Kevin is close to Karen: :)
@George Shaw thank you kind person
My understanding is that the name is "Kevin" because of the character from The Office. "Karens" are entitled, "Kevins" are just... not smart.
Nah Karen’s are wilfully bitchy but Kevin’s are just ignorant and stupid
not everyone whos name is Kevin is a Kevin
:)
Wait no I meant everyone here is a nice person.
Every Kevin here:I’m not like other girls
I have...
*S N A K E A R M*
👩
🐍👚🐍
👖
@@junaidahghani7561 AAA
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"How is dying even a thing, LOL? Just wash your hands!"
Others: focused on the fact that Ireland is real
Me: Focused on the fact that potatoes don't originate from Ireland.
@@olyystaydoley stop
people: first first first First FIRST
everyone: behold the i-dont-care-inator
How did u know?!?!
LISTEN HERE YOU, YOUR COMMENT MADE ME FORGET I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LISTENING TO THE VIDEO 😂🤣
Thirst.
First lol jk
Damn that's going to kill me
rSlash; "How many of you are searching the T-Rex video?"
Me: "Oh, I'm SOOO going to search that dumb stuff AFTER rSlash."
There is some really funny stuff on PH.
...
I was really, really tempted.
rSlash: How many of you are searching
Me: Well I wasn't...but I will now. Thanks for the idea!
I'm trying to strain a batch of tincture and just laugh so hard that I almost spilled it when you said how many of you are looking for that Tyrannosaurus Rex video LMFAO
I love you
The story about the new mom reminded me of this. I used to work at a toy store that also sold baby furniture and other baby supplies. I once had a mom come in with a newborn looking for an umbrella stroller. (I know you shouldn't use them with newborns but, at first, I thought she was just thinking ahead) I took me over an hour to teach her how to unfold the stroller. She couldn't understand that the one folding brace had to be locked open. I'm not really sure her one successful deployment wasn't a fluke, but I couldn't take it any more. I hope the kid survived.
why shouldng you?
The OP of the second post must have the patience of a GOD. Seriously, its a miracle that "kevin"
wasn't fired sooner.
What would you call a Karen who's also a Kevin?
Karvin? Kevren? The debate rages on.
Ok these stories made me chuckle for like 20 minutes and everytime I started laughing I had to pause the video and calm down so I didn't get soda up my nose
I bit my cheek lol
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Never heard someone pronounce ‘Haribo’ as
Hah-reeb-o
Wow.
That’s how the commercials pronounce it
I’ve never heard it pronounced like that in commercials
Even the song says it Harry-bo
The song isn’t like that either though
I think it’s more of the Hah- bit he says. Not hating, just never heard it said like that
"He brought it from home." I'm dead🤣
I need that meme of the two strong men shaking hands like
Irish people. Australian people. Crazies believing we don't exist
If anyone ever writes a book on a kevin, they should title it "how to be an idiot 101"
I would totally read it
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I love going to public events seeing someone having their mask under their nose.
Or when they remove it, touch their face... proceed to touch everything else to put it back and then go back to “wearing” their mask lol
Corona just loves those dummies with their snouts out of their masks. Its main pathway of entry and infection is through the nasal passages. Go ahead and breathe in that virus you dopes.
I'm in the US, where we can go back to school, and just a bunch if kids keep wearing it like this, or as soon as they get outside dramatically take their mask off and act like they couldn't breath at all, they aren't even 6 ft away from anyone, breathing into each others faces
Ugh, I hate that so much too!! Like, what's even point of wearing it if you're going to do that?! It defeats the purpose..
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Kevin: I'll Never forget the day I lost my Bowling boss, Op
BB OP: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD!!
Kevin: Sometimes I can still hear his voice
Of course Ireland is a myth, have YOU ever been to Ireland?!
Seriously though... it's hilarious that she thinks it's a myth, but still acknowledges Northern Ireland.
Story 1: the irony of her to call someone stupid 😂😂😂
I was watching this..... and I figured out my dad is a Kevin and a male Karen (daren)
how?
Robb T simple he lacks so much common sense u can spend 1 hour+ explaining something to him and he just still wouldn’t understand and oml if one thing is bad “GET ME UR MANAGER”
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I love how the picture for the video before clicking on it is that crazy lady off tik tok who took the guy who recorded her to court and lost to the guy. 😂
Damn, says no views on the RUclips homepage.
That last Kevin did a failed self report... He should play more "Among Us" before trying something so risky.
Telling a new employee to look for a box of strikes, that isn't stupidity that's hazing 😂
The things that kevins don't have:
*Smartness*
*Common sense*
*Dunno*
Edit: *Sorry if this is offensive it's just a joke*
A life?
Not all Kevins are like that buddy
@@lvlzer0678 Maybe if they are still alive
Why you gotta do me like that bro
@@Ddude6123 sorry?
Everyone is talking about the Kevin’s but WHY DOES HE SAY HARIBO’S LIKE THAT
9:23 Around 25 years ago my dad sent his apprentice engineer across the road to get "elbow grease". He didn't spend hours, but did come back red-faced.
Yea... Elbow grease... Here in Germany apprentices in auto repair will often be send to look for blinker fluid. There is a whole arsenal of non existing mysterious objects, at least one for each vocational field, and apreentices will be send to find them in storage, by them at the nearest hardware store, ask a higher up for that... Classic workplace pranks... xD
Sadly I can't think of any of them despite blinker fluid that translate well into English as well as elbow grease doesn't really have a good translation as far as I know...
That bowling alley guy sounds like he’s hurled himself at a few too many pins. 🎳
"How many of you are searching for that Trex video
*Me that just opened up Incognito, then slowly closes it* Uhhh... not me?
The lake story made me think of the time I thought it could see France from the south of England, it as an island but I was adamant it was France.
Even worse, as a child, I thought I could see the US from the west coast of Brittany...
Second story “Hey I’ve got one” “stop telling everyone I’m dead”
When I was younger I thought there was nothing underneath the continents because of a scene in the incredibles where they go under an island, I know now that it was just a cool underground base but as a kid it was a super cool thought
that everytime a mother had to feed her baby got me dying of laughter
Box of strikes sounds like what the British would call a box of matches
Kevin: i thought you were dead.
OP: My death was, greatly exaggerated.
Hope you read this Mr. Reddit :D
I dont know why but i have a image formed in my brain after i listened to the first one and this is a blone woman for some reason
as someone from Ireland, I can confirm that ireland *IS* a myth. I don't exist
Oh, Kevina. Bless your heart.
I think I glitched when he said, “broke a bowling ball in half” 😂😂😂😂
The second story reminds me of when I was 6. It was the first time I had been to this lake. I don’t think it’s even a Great Lake (might be but I don’t know) and I thought it was an ocean. I refused to believe it wasn’t an ocean
Im not from Ireland, but I know where they really came from. They came from a place called ‘Ireland’, the real Ireland was actually the inside of a T-Rex’s Butt, where they had to evacuate and crawl through its intestines and put its mouth, killing their host. They then escaped to land and made the myth of, ‘Ireland’.
“This is the greatest plan”
- Charles Calvin
I haven’t seen these but boi they are interesting.
I laughed so hard at the Bowling Kevin stories my kids both thought I was crying and came to check on me
Kevina is a Legend!. Imagine having her as a friend, how much fun would it be. 😊
There’s only one smart Kevin and we all know who it is...
kevin mccallister
Kevin from Up
Early , don’t know what to say, love you rslash
😃😃
That Covid-mom...*sigh*
Can we just erase all "educational" Covidvideos?
And keep educational ones
@@autumnleaf2513 Yep. Like Astrum. Or VSauce :)
the part of 911 2: Eletric bugaloo just killed me.
OMG the Kevin antics made me cry from laughing so hard
As an Northern irish person myself, Ireland does in fact, *exist*
Edit: OKAY KEVINA WAS RIGHT IM DROWNING
Uh no it doesn't kevina says the maps are wrong.
Liar
Help
@@rickrossstretchmarks where do you really come from?
@@xprodigy1x674 Ireland
Guy 1: I'm in prison because I killed my wife
Guy 2: I'm in prison because I robbed someone
Kevin: i pooped in a urinal :)
Everyone: .___.
South Park did a similar thing
The bowling ball guy probably lost a lot of money due to Kevin but I honestly don't feel bad for him. He's the idiot who decided to keep him around for that long.
I'm not going to lie, bowling kev made me laugh with his "find a box of strikes" it reminded me of telling a private in the army to go fine a "PRIC E-5" E-5 being a sgt, and Prick.... well yet again being an sgt.
I thought that bowling alley kevin was taking about his "liquids"
As the child of an irish woman, I can confirm that they simply don't exist. After all, if you're Irish, why are you living in someplace other than Ireland?
This comment is obviously a joke.
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First.
In all seriousness, I’ve been looking forward to you covering this subreddit. Hope you enjoy it!
Damn I’m early
ikr?
same
Dang just 2 seconds behind yah lol.
this is like the 5th time ive been this early
Same
That bowling alley story reminds me of my last job a few years back, also at a bowling alley. There’s a planning company that went through this place for parties, which brought in their own hosts for serving. Us regular servers just had to help serve alcohol if ordered, as their hosts were usually under serving age. We got a fairly good cut of the bill if our lanes were being used, so it didn’t really bother us. Our only real attention we needed to keep was making sure the lane itself was operating smoothly, and to radio a lane tech if something went wrong.
One day, I stepped away to grab one of these party members’ drink from the bar, and came back to their hostess... at the end of the lane... WITH HER HEAD UNDERNEATH THE PINSWEEPER AS THE FUCKING PINSETTER WAS ABOUT TO COME DOWN. She stood back up just before it did with a ball and walked back up as if everything was fine. Now, having practically grown up in bowling alleys (my family was always big on league bowling) I unfortunately had to see the not pretty side of someone not being quick enough to remove their legs out from under the setter. So knowing what it could do to someone’s head, to say I internally imploded is an understatement. I quickly handed the patron their drink and pulled her away. When I explained she really came close to a not so happy ending back there, she yelled at me saying I didn’t know what I was talking about because “iT cAnT bE tHaT hEaVy, I cOuLdVe StOpPeD iT wItH mY hAnD.”
"Ireland doesn't exist!"
JackSepticEye: Am I a joke to you?
And Nogla and Terroriser
Possibly
whoever is reading this comment DONT SEARCH FOR THE T REX VIDEO I LEARNT IT THE HARD WAY
shit i searched it now im never getting that image outta my head
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Ok, the bowling alley Kevin would have been annoying, but his “box of strikes” joke on the new person is actually pretty good. Way smarter of a joke than most Kevins.
Wile I love listening to the stories on your channel, I think I’ll forgo more stories about Kevin. It hurts my brain..
Kevina and cows:
Udderly ridiculous.
The Kevin who called 911 on his boss in the bathroom just sounds like an awesome prank!
Welcome to Britain, where we have the best football chants and all have an IQ of 5 yr old
Urm stupidity reminds me of my sister who I had to explain what gravity is.
She thinks gravity is what makes people float in space 🤣
My day has been really bad and i just saw that you posted a r/storiesaboutkevin video. It is my favorite sub to watch and it made my day a lot better. Thanks
GOOD GOD THAT FIRST PERSON.. I.. MY HEAD.. IT HURTS
When I heard of Keven breaking a bowling ball I thought of Wreck it Ralph when Ralph broke a jawbreaker in half
The first Kevina should watch Inside The Factory on the BBC. It would absolutely blow her mind! But then again, she would probably think it was CGI.
"Honey, I'm going to milk the cow, can you please grab me my milking knife?"
HAHAHA I thought in the second one the mum thought she would be able to see WALES instead of whales lol
Kevin stories are the absolute best! ❤️❤️❤️
I strongly believe that stupid people were put on this earth to entertain the rest of us. 🤪
I have to admit, the box of strikes was a pretty good prank IMO. Similar to blinker fluid pranks.
Bowling alley Kevin nearly killed me 😂😂😂