It's easy to win an argument with an intelligent person, as long as your facts are right. Intelligent people change their minds to the facts, after all.
Me: ok we have 4 so we need 14 more bags. Coworker: but we need 18. Me: ...yeah? Cw: so we need 18 more. Me: no we have 4 already so we just need 14. Cw: kay. *10 bags later* Cw: ok there are 14 in there but im telling you it doesn't look as full as it usually does. Me: ...yeah cuz we still need 4 more. Cw: but you said 14. Me: ...yes 14 MORE to ADD to the 4 already in the box. Cw: Me: 4 + 14 = 18 Cw: whatever i don't get it just do it yourself. *stomps away* Me: Other Coworker: wtf just happened?
The dumbest thing I've ever heard a person say was that there are 100 millimeters in a centimeter. It wasn't necessarily what he said that was dumb, you know, everyone makes mistakes.. maybe he never got the hang of it in school.. but it was the conviction he had in his voice, the look he gave me, as if I was the dumb one for suggesting it could be anything else but 100 mm in a cm. I gave him a ruler, asked him to point out what a centimeter was, he pointed out what a cm was on the ruler perfectly, I asked him what a millimeter was, he pointed at all the little stripes between two cm stripes, great! I asked him again, how many mm in a cm? 100, again, as if I was a moron? Like he just showed me how stupid I was? I asked him to count the stripes between the cm, he looked at me as if I was going to make him count to 100 for nothing, I said "go ahead, do it". He counted 10. He just went "oh", there was a short silence and then we just changed the subject.. worst intern I've ever had..
@@ThreeBeeHDb yeah, but like.. I gave him a ruler :p and he knew what a cm was because he pointed it out, and then I asked him how many mm there were in the cm he *just* pointed out and he *still* said 100! Also lmao.. no.. there's a little more cm in a meter :p but hey, at least now you know xD
Cent, as in century, as in 100 years. Our language and many others we have absorbed words from are heavily Latin based, kiddies. Take some time and learn some latin prefixes and suffixes. Youll be surprised how youll easily get a feel for an unknown words meaning just from learning some of its route components.
I had a girl in one of my high school classes ask the entire class: "Does anyone else drive with their eyes closed just to see how far you can get?" Very seriously and no one laughed. Just looked at her like she was stupid.
I am so happy I get to post this.. I was afraid that I would pass away one day without people knowing the tale.. so this girl was drop dead gorgeous and everyone used to joke that she is lucky because if she didn't have other people looking out for her safety there is no way she would have survived so long.. One day in class she raised her hand, once called on this was her question, 'I'm sorry but how do you spell VCR!" everyone laughed and the teacher slowly spelled V-C-R. She responded, "yes but how do you spell it" bahahaha uproar with laughter.. another day she joined the swim team and it was just her myself and the captain and the girl asked, "you all swim so far underwater I don't understand how you are breathing down there..." the captain and I just walked away and the captain says "God I wanted to tell her next time she was underwater to just take in a huge breath, but I was afraid I would actually kill her." I hope she married well cause she needs to be looked after lol
@@dixietenbroeck8717 Friend works in IT Support. I let you guess how often he got asked in 3 Years (Germany) where the "Any"-Key is on the Keyboard. And yes, one Guy caused a Fire Alert by "opening Windows". So, do not be so sure that this was a Joke.....
"Penguins aren't birds, they're animals." "Iraqers shouldn't war us. We're all childs of Jesus." "You can see through glass, because it's made of a type of ice." "Is Donald Trump the president of the moon too?" -heard on the bus
A conversation I overheard in high school: "Octopus have ten legs" "What? No they don't. They have eight. Octo- like octogon" "No it's ten! They're called tentacles. Like ten tickles!"
I have a feeling there is some species of Octopus don't have 8 tentacles... I'll look it up real quick. Edit: Results are in, and oh boy prepare for my google search to Implode your knowledge on this. Turns out... *They have no Tentacles...* They're technically arms/legs... But they do have 8 of them. Squid and Cuttlefish do have 10 limbs though (8 arms/legs + 2 feeding tentacles...)
I was making small talk with this girl in college when she straight up said "I don't believe in the pyramids" Me: Like...the ones from Egypt? You don't...believe they exist? Her: No. Me: May I ask why? Her: Because they're supposed to have been built several thousand years ago and that's impossible since the Earth is only 2000 years old. Needless to say, I didn't talk to her again after that night.
Funny facts, the discovery of ancient Egypt artefacts was a problem in the 18th century because it was contradicting the age of Earth (still based mainly on the Bible until mid of the 19th).
Some religions teach that the Earth is only a couple millennia old, and pooh-pooh any science that contradicts their dogma, so she could just be ignorant because of her religious learning.
Sounds like a fundamentalist Christian. You have to be pretty rarted to be a fundamentalist Christian. Like believing in an invisible man in the sky is already pretty stupid. But genuinely believing that the Earth is 2000 years old is a special kind of stupid. You know, maybe Eugenics wasn't such a bad idea after all (I'm obviously joking).
Where does one get 2000 years old? was it because we were in the year 2000? PS creationist have the earth some where between 10,000-6,000 years old, old enough for the pyramids to be 4,000 BC
lol....now that's a good one ! I think I'm going to say that, confuse my sons that think I'm already senile (I'm 67 yrs old) & ready for 'The Home'...lol
My ex teacher once said "Dolphins is a fish, they're not mammals And i have one classmate that is actually dumb but think he's smart He once asked "Why is it black-er (darker) when you go deeper in the water?" Edit: that classmate makes me want to strangle him so much i got in 2 fights with him in just a year...
Girl we were with asked my friend where he was from. He said Egypt. She says "ya right, Egypt's an ancient civilization like Atlantis!" We were all at a loss for words.
There was this girl who sat behind me in English, she was so sweet to me and always included me in things even though I'm autistic and can be a bit weird. One day we were chatting about stuff and I found out she believed that the White House was in London, deserts were just really big beaches, and sharks lived in the jungle (in the rivers)
Maybe he was efficient at cleaning the dishes that he didn't want to have to deal with more dull, dreary tasks. If he pretended that he just couldn't figure it out, he wasn't asked to take that duty on.
I was a dishwasher for a year, hand scrubbed pots and pans only while the older gentleman who had been at the restaurant for years ran the electric dishwasher doing all the silverware, plates and cups. Im not complaining that the old guy got the electric machine, i understand that, but hand scrubbing burnt and crusty pots and pans for 8 hours straight sucks. I was also night shift so i was a closer, which ment after washing dishes all day i also have to help pull everything apart / put away and scrub and hose the floor. I wouldnt get out until 1 am and i rode a bicycle 3 miles one way to work everyday. It especially sucked on days it was raining and cold XD I would never play dumb to stay doing that job... ever. Give me all the other BS lol
@@tastx3142 sounds a bit like me, I can probably do a more complicated job but I am enjoying my trash picking work so much that I just don't want too. My supervisor just drops me off in the area she wants me to work, none is telling me how to do my job, I have complete freedom, I get enough exercise a gym is not necessary, I am constantly outside and I can pet al the doggo's and cats -as long as owners agree- I want. why would I change that for something possibly more stressful?
my dads girlfriend who reguarly get drunk on 0% alcohol wine or the guy who asked me if i survived my cancer after i told him i had cancer when i was a kid
i'm sorry, but the girlfriend is pretending to be trashy... and that guy needs to think about what he said... everything that he's ever said to anyone. tbh.
Please, please tell me you looked sad and told him completely straight-faced that tragically, you didn't. I would have started describing the funereal, how I made it a point to haunt my mom every year on my birthday... anything. (I'm glad you're OK, btw!)
Congrats on beating cancer twice. One of the body, and one being dealing with that guy's stupidity... He did figure it out, so chances are it was just an off day. I've had days where it's like I forget my own name almost, it happens. Rough night/day, forgot the coffee, lotta stuff on the mind... It's times when your friend never catches on that it gets scary.
I’m deaf/hard of hearing. When I got my drivers license in high school, this girl asked me “well if deaf people can drive...does that mean blind people can drive?” I was just like 👁👄👁
If people who can't hear can drive(Who most likely can still see), then people who can't see(One of the things you mean do have if you wanna drive is be able to see safely) can drive.
@@margaretnicol3423 You’d be surprised at the dumb laws still on the books probably in every state. Here in South Carolina we still have the {Blue Laws} but nobody enforces anymore. Sorry they are too much to explain but you could probably Google them.
Cody Hines Whenever I hear that, it makes me wonder if that means stupid people never ask questions then, or if they get smarter just while asking questions...
Nightingale the saddest part is when it doesn’t kill you and you’re left in a much worse position than where you started. But at least people will pity you now. Of course, Mr T always pitied you. Might be easier to just befriend Mr T
My sister-in-law sent out wedding invitations to people and left their addresses off... when asked she said “doesn’t the mailman know where they live?”
I am from england. My school organised a trip to to italy. A girl in my class wanted to impress the waiter and asked me what "Pizza" was in Italian. When I said just ask for Pizza then, she looked at me like I was mad and said, "But that's a tower here". The same girl asked me where files go when you delete them. Turns out she thought when you make a folder or file on a computer, it literally makes a tiny document. "That's why when you print it, you have to tell it what size you want it to be." I was dumbfounded. I loved her explanation of these miniature files inside computers. I sat through every word of it, because it was like something out of a Terry Pratchett novel.
No the files in the computer is zoolander. When they said the files are on the computer and hansel smashes the computer looking for the actual paper files lol
Another important rule is you are responsible for the bullet that you pulled the trigger for until it comes to a complete stop. Any damages done while the bullet was moving is your responsibility if you pulled the trigger for it.
@@Envy_the_Darksider That's not really a rule, true as it is. The 3 cardinal rules of gun safety exist to prevent accidents from happening, what you said is something that every gun owner needs to know, but it's not a rule
@@filmandfirearms Well not an official rule, but something that everyone using a gun should know since if it does cause damage to something or someone that wasn't a target to shoot, you know they actually broke a safety rule.
There is a thing called surrogate mother where the child a woman gives birth to is not her own, but another couple's implanted into her to give birth to. But if the baby comes out of the woman giving birth, does that still make her the mother as she still gave birth to it? Questions questions
@@seb2750 According to Australia, the Surrogate can decide to keep the child even though it's not even her eggs, and the Father has to pay child support to the Surrogate.
@@tenshi7angel Cheer up buddy, stay positive. Dont let the bad things get you down or you go bonkers. I feel ya, i do. I try not to go insane on a daily basis
A lady I worked with thought that bunnies were hatched from eggs. Because the Easter Bunny likes decorated eggs. This woman was in her 40's. How she managed to survive that long is beyond me.
One girl in middle school asked my teacher "is that the lesbian flag?" guess what flag it was, the Wisconsin flag. Here is the convo that happened after, T for teacher and G for girl- T:"no honey, that is the flag of our state" G:"nuh uh, my mama told me it was the lesbian flag" T:"you must be thinking of Lesbos" G:"no you old hag, I'm talking about the sexuality" She was promptly told to go to the principles office for insulting the teacher over something so god darn stupid
An older woman once told me that she slept around with a lot of guys when she was around my age. When asked about protection she said, "There were no STD's back then."
"Is Africa a country or a state...?" Me: "Africa... is a continent." "No, it's a country because Nelson Mandela is their president! He even said 'I have a dream!'" Me: Edit: Ok so I also just got into an argument with an adult who thought Anne Frank was African American...
One of my classmates in high school science asked what the moon was for. He believed that the moon was a man-made object, and that Neil Armstrong was the one who built it.
My mother went to the USA to work and had this conversation with someone: Stranger: Where are you from? Mum: England Stranger: How long have you been here? Mum: A few months Stranger: Wow! Your English is very good My dad went to the USA to work and had this conversation: Stranger: Where are you from? Dad: Iran Stranger: Wow that's really far! Like further away than New York right?
A classmate told my friend she was allergic to apples. The next day she walked in eating an apple. My friend said "Hey aren't you allergic to those?" The classmate stared at the apple for awhile and said "I guess not" then proceeded to walk away while eating it.
Well, I used to be super allergic to them, didn't eat a single piece for at least a year or two. Tried some after some while and it turns out I can eat it after peeling now. Happens. I am also allergic to cherries, but I might not be anymore, just haven't eaten a raw cherry in a few years.
idk I have a this weird thing with sauerkraut in a way that when I taste it my throat closes off and I literally cannot swallow it. My body refuses to cooperate but if I take very small bites combined with potatoes or something and I manage to actually eat my bloody food all is fine so I guess I can't be allergic. I just can't eat it???
When I was 17 (I'm 23 now FYI) I was talking to a group of girls who were sort of friends (ages 15-18) I have no idea how the topic came about but i mentioned Martin Luther King and this girl says "Oh yeah I saw him at the Olympics" WHAT
My sons mother would tell him “I love you to the Milky Way and back” my eight year old tells her that means nothing because we are in the Milky Way. Her response “we are not in the Milky Way, that’s impossible because we can see the milky way “
There was once a girl in middle school who spelled “what” and “the” incorrectly. She was the same person who insisted that ostriches were just tall chickens. And she said she wasn’t joking when my friend said “ funny joke.”
That's literally not common knowledge. People learn random facts throughout their lives and some of them don't learn that the word hallelujah is a Hebrew word. Stop being a judgemental asshole. I can smell the prudence from across the interwebbs.
These stories are one of the scariest thing I've ever heard!! 🤯 I'm from Finland and I don't think I've ever been as thankful to have our good school system than after listening this.
The dumbest person I've ever met was the girl in my math class. She literally stood up in front of the whole class and said in an entitled voice: "What country is Asia in?" I've never laughed more in my life.😂
I recall doing this for apple tech support to show the fragmenting that was happening. It dawned on me just before submitting thankfully, that I would need an actual photo :P
For the dishwashing guy - I've always heard that to succeed in your given field (at least in art/comics) you need to be two of three things: 1) Extremely talented 2) Efficient/never miss a deadline 3) a DELIGHT to interact with over the phone/email/in person You can be bad at one of them, as long as you've got the other two covered. Sounds like that guy's got it all sorted.
The wonderful man is so happy and loving because he lives in that dishwashing moment. Being here, (ONLY place one can be) now, (literally the ONLY time that exists) is blissful.
Girl I met: "What are you going to school for?" Me: "I'm taking physics courses so I can be an engineer" Girl I met: "What's physics?" My inside voice: "What the Hell?"
Nope, but NASA tries to make the connection. When I heard the claim that the moon landings were fake I went on to disprove the statements by checking the specs of the rockets with a modern simulator. And hold on to your hat: NASA lost all the data. More than 1000 kg of tapes with data from the moon landings and technical descriptions. That is some serious stupid there.
"I see the disinfectant that knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning? As you see, it gets in the lungs, it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it would be interesting to check that."
TD!!!!!! Yes, there IS something like that, an injection of, wait for it . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ANTIBIOTICS and ANTIVIRALS. Amazing what science and the medical field can do when one goes further than 2nd grade! Better to be a fountain than a whole ocean.
Hmm. Dumbest things guests have ever said to me at work (I work at a movie theater): "So, the Chicken & Waffle combo. Does that come with chicken?" "I'd like to refund my ticket because the movie should've started 20 minutes ago, but it's still on previews!" (this grown woman then went on to argue that other movie theaters didn't do this) And then the guy who left his movie early because "He hated the smell of popcorn." I try to be nice, but when someone says stuff like that to me in all seriousness, my mind just goes, "Is this person for real?"
Oh my lord. I work at a take and bake pizza place. Lady is trying to place an order on the phone and asks me what comes on our keto pizza (it's all the pizza toppings with no crust. Basically a shitty casserole. Idk people eat it.). "Anything you want" is my usual reply "What do you mean anything?" "Well any of our normal menu items or you can create your own" "Ok but what comes on it?" Did I stutter???
@@judithsixkiller5586 oh no- this gives me flashbacks of the time i tried to order for my friends on our first day out together. the cashier didn't understand my order and that's how i started panicking-
I went to school with this girl that thought drinking Tylenol prevented sunburn, and when I tried to argue three other people agreed with her. We were all 17/18 at the time. She also got fired from her job as a waitress for eating someone's order. A full plate of food was sitting there waiting to be taken to its table, and because the table wasn't in her section, she just assumed it was "an extra plate" and ate it.
Well, I see a lot of dumb people whenever I visit the Chlodwigplatz in Köln. There is a train station for the Straßenbahn and almost every person I see, keeps running over that one area next to the street, even if there is a train right next to them. I was telling this old lady today: "Ma'am, you're standing right on the rails, also train!" She almost got hit.
I pointed out Birmingham on a globe to a girl in my class, but she insisted that city was 'Birm' and not Birmingham because it was abbrieviated that way on the map. She was *from* Birmingham.
Oh my dog. Who dared you I'm front South America (Perú) and i demad the Europe give Spain for us. Becouse we speak spanish and we deserve. XD no just joke i so fun listen that gigant fail.
Customer walks out of bathroom: "where's your bathroom?" Customer: "does the meat lover's pizza have meat on it?" At the cash register, only person in the building. Customer: "Do I pay for this here?"
So... happened to my brother, not me. We are from Alaska and my brother went down to the lower 48 on a school trip going to different sites that were significant to the civil war. After having a great time, him and his group tried to get on their plane to come back up here... Come to find out that the person accepting tickets for boarding wasn't going to let them on the plane. She explained that their tickets were wrong and they couldn't board because of it. They asked why the tickets were wrong? She said that these were labled as U.S. tickets and that their destination was Alaska. My brother's group asked why that was a problem and she said that Alaska was part of Canada, so these tickets were obviously wrong... They argued about this for awhile until they got to explain to a manager why the line was held up. She got taken aside, whispered to and replaced by the manager out front as she disappeared into a back room. I'm actually kinda sorry for her that she didn't know that.
I still remember Brittany Spears saying she wanted to go overseas to visit other countries, like Canada. And Paris Hilton (I think it was) that got stuck in Hawaii for several days because she lost her passport and thought she needed one to "get back in the U.S.."
I had a moment like that. I was drinking some bottled, unsweetened black tea which was given to me by mistake since I asked for sweetened tea. I wasn’t feeling like unsweetened tea that day but I worked it down to not waste it. After getting use to it, I slammed the bottle down on the table, looked my friend in the eyes, and said “You know, this tastes like milk tea without the milk.”
@@Cottontailart That is true, babies do have very poor eyesight for the first few months because it hasn't developed enough, they usually do have good hearing though, which is why they're often able to recognize their parents' voices so quickly
My mother-in-law insisted that my son is "artistic" instead of his actual diagnosis of "Autistic" and his behaviors were caused by "artistic temperament" instead of sensory issues and developmental difficulties. I don't miss her at all because she was cruel to him at times. I restricted any contact with her.
To this day I don’t think I have a story that tops this. My brother was almost 13 at the time. Brother: “Hey, do you know when the Fourth of July is- WAIT NO” Me: *has fallen off the couch laughing as he desperately tries to take back what he said* Ah, good times.
My mother once posted about a Christmas Day dinner that she was inviting family to. My cousin asked what date it was on. My mother, the mad lad she was, replied that it was on the 22nd.
Okay I did something like this before 😅 my husband - boyfriend at the time of this story - was saying he was going to staple fire to me - don't ask, he's weird - and I said, "You can't stable fire, it's a liquid." 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦 I tried taking it back, but it was over. He still brings it up..
Lol! My little brother did this once too. We have this thing that sometimes we tease each other with a series of "that's (insert word here, usually stupid) and the other goes "yea, well you're stupid" and then" well, your face is stupid" and then "yea, well your whole body is stupid" and then "your life is stupid!" continue on indefinitely, basically, until someone figures out the ultimate response. I think he was like nine when we first did this, and I started like "that's stupid" and he's like "well you're stupid" and I'm like "your face is stupid" and he, at the time trying to think of something that could beat that started saying "yea, well your mom is-" before it registered that, you know, my mom is HIS mom too XD
A friend of mine asked why dead things rot and living things don’t. He then proceeded to _insist_ that things didn’t actually rot naturally when they died, that was the government getting rid of the bodies so they didn’t take up as much space. That same friend asked me if water was a liquid. He _then_ said that he would like to go to Australia because he wanted to see the polar bears. My friend is a dumbass.
How can someone doubt decomposition and come to the conclusion its a government conspiracy? And then ask if water is a liquid when water is literally the staple liquid? And finally think the place known for basically being the burning pit of hell is where polar bears live? God damn your friend really is a dumbass.
I had to teach my ex how to tell time. I made her look at the clock when shifted 3.59 pm to 4.00. She was totally freaked out. Then she started to cry and mumbled. "No wonder i failed that test during a job interview" . They had to write down, in minutes, how long it took to finish a clients job. For a job that took 80 minutes she had written "stared at 8.00 am, finished at 8.80 am" and so on.
I had a friend when I was in the 10th grade who thought that 'fisting' meant petting and told me and 3 other friends that he loves to 'fist' his dog and when we told him what it really meant he said "No you guys are just making that up to make me look like an idiot ". It has been 3 years since then and we still tease him about it
I actually made a Telegram group LOL when I thought "golden shower" referred to, well, a shower made of gold. It was mentioned in the Trump context, and I thought it totally sounded like something he or his friends would buy to feel less empty inside.
"What's the capital of Africa?" "It's a continent, not a country." "I know. What's the capital?" (College student) "The moon is just a projection on a screen." (Flat Earther)
I bought something at Target and the total came out to something like 10.26. All I had was a 20 dollar bill and change, so I handed her 20.26. She hands back the change, saying, "20 is enough to cover it." And I said, "Yeah, I'm giving you the change so you can give me a $10 back instead of $9 and change. She looked at me confused. I said, "The total is $10.26, so if I give you $20.26, that means I get $10 back." She shook her head and handed me $9 and change and says something along the lines of "Na, That's too confusing."
My sister. In her thirties, she called me to "come help her", she was stranded with car trouble. I obliged, she is a lot younger than me and has learned to reach out to me for minor inconveniences and it just became a lifestyle for us. I had the car towed to a garage, then took her to her destination. Later in the day she called me to inform me, confused, that her engine locked up due to having absolutely no oil. I asked her if the oil light had came on, because she will usually call me for stuff like that too. She said she didn't know. I asked her when she last had an oil change, she had no idea what I was talking about. Finally, frustrated, and to save time, I just barked a question at her: "Do you realize you ruined a 2 year old car from neglecting the oil level???" She was deadass serious and said, "but I put gas in it, like, all the time."
My friend bought a car which uses gasoline, first time she went to fill the gas tank she put diesel in it =D When i asked why the hell she did that, she told with serious face: "it was lot cheaper than the 98" =D
I had to tell a girl in my class (we were 13) that beef came from cows. Her follow up question was a horrified 'is my burger still alive when I eat it?'
Yes. But the burger will die unless you eat it. If you eat it, it becomes part of, and lives through you as you absorb it's life-essence and whatever super powers it had. XD
When you got to the story about the girl named "Sara" ; I felt kind of a embarrassed and shamed. 😞 In sounds like the girl's heart is in the right place, but her brain is missing.
I was in English when my teacher started talking about the Titanic, then a girl chipped in saying “It’s so sad that all those people died, good thing it was just a movie”, to which the teacher face palmed and gave up on that student
Oh BOY do we have a doozy. Meet Richard: - He thought Nazi Germany was still a thing. - He thought Europe was controlled by the Nazis. - He thought the U.K. was a tropical island near Hawaii. - He thought 'American' was a language. - He thought the only countries in Asia were China, 'the Soviet Empire', North Korea, Japan, and the ISIS Empire. - He thought the Mayflower landed in Turkey, because "Where else can you find turkeys?" - He thought that all black people were still slaves, and so, he treated them as if they were. ((He got the hecc beaten out of him.)) - He actually thought that you could use U.S. dollars anywhere in the world. - He thought that the Cold War was between America, Russia, and the Nazis. And so on... I could tell a crap ton of stories about this dude.
@@MaxArt2501 Don't quote me on this, but if I remember correctly, the rationale behind the other continents not being considered islands is because they are connected to other continents on the boundaries of their respective plates. Then again, using that as a definition is probably as contentious as answers to the coastline paradox.
@@Joel-gu9vv I think at that point the word 'island' loses its meaning. If you were to extrapolate to the extreme and assume that the whole Earth was land except for a body of water the size of, say, Rhode Island, then by that logic, that entire landmass would be an island by merit of being "surrounded" by the water of this tiny lake, as all of its shoreline would be touching the same body of water.
I had to explain to my ex (who's parents are German and lived through WW2) that the axis powers were Germany, Italy and Japan. And the US was an ally with Russia. I literally had to pull up Wikipedia and other news/text articles to prove it.
My friend thought Hitler was killed by us. Then I explained that No Hitler killed himself. Then he asked the teachers about it because he didn't believe me. And he wanted to be a history teacher.
@@7dog123 Well, there are some Discovery channel "documentaries" that tell stuf like the Russians offed him, he fled to Argentina and other weird bs. So, if he thinks what they "teach", it's not really astonishing. I've also seen "documentaries" treating ancient aliens, bigfoot and the buybull as scientific facts.
@@mlgsty8880 Well technically, it's located mainly in Western Asia, with a smaller portion on the Balkan Peninsula in Southeast Europe since October 29, 1923.
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My best friend literally got PISSED when I argued that a shark was NOT a _male dolphin._
😂😂😂LMAO!
Lose the dead weight
@@TALKINGtac0 No! I love her to pieces!
Hahaha 😂😂😂
@@Kelvin5378 This must become a meme.
It is very hard to win an argument against an intelligent person. It is impossible to win against a stupid one.
Just ignore them , they will probably be like that for the rest of their life.
"Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference"
Mark Twain
Facts...
This is to true
It's easy to win an argument with an intelligent person, as long as your facts are right. Intelligent people change their minds to the facts, after all.
Me: ok we have 4 so we need 14 more bags.
Coworker: but we need 18.
Me: ...yeah?
Cw: so we need 18 more.
Me: no we have 4 already so we just need 14.
Cw: kay.
*10 bags later*
Cw: ok there are 14 in there but im telling you it doesn't look as full as it usually does.
Me: ...yeah cuz we still need 4 more.
Cw: but you said 14.
Me: ...yes 14 MORE to ADD to the 4 already in the box.
Cw:
Me: 4 + 14 = 18
Cw: whatever i don't get it just do it yourself. *stomps away*
Me:
Other Coworker: wtf just happened?
LMAO
Common Sense + Basic Maths = Math Error
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Ishi i think the person who thought putting words on Math its a good idea have a mental issue
Remember kids, drugs are bad
The dumbest thing I've ever heard a person say was that there are 100 millimeters in a centimeter. It wasn't necessarily what he said that was dumb, you know, everyone makes mistakes.. maybe he never got the hang of it in school.. but it was the conviction he had in his voice, the look he gave me, as if I was the dumb one for suggesting it could be anything else but 100 mm in a cm. I gave him a ruler, asked him to point out what a centimeter was, he pointed out what a cm was on the ruler perfectly, I asked him what a millimeter was, he pointed at all the little stripes between two cm stripes, great! I asked him again, how many mm in a cm? 100, again, as if I was a moron? Like he just showed me how stupid I was? I asked him to count the stripes between the cm, he looked at me as if I was going to make him count to 100 for nothing, I said "go ahead, do it". He counted 10. He just went "oh", there was a short silence and then we just changed the subject.. worst intern I've ever had..
Well, there are 100 millimeters in a meter, so he probably got his meters confused with centimeter.
*Does a quick internet search just to be sure*
oh
@@ThreeBeeHDb yeah, but like.. I gave him a ruler :p and he knew what a cm was because he pointed it out, and then I asked him how many mm there were in the cm he *just* pointed out and he *still* said 100!
Also lmao.. no.. there's a little more cm in a meter :p but hey, at least now you know xD
@Xx1Noire1xX ding ding ding! We have a winner!
Didn't know you watched this channel too. Love your work
And damn.
Cent, as in century, as in 100 years. Our language and many others we have absorbed words from are heavily Latin based, kiddies. Take some time and learn some latin prefixes and suffixes. Youll be surprised how youll easily get a feel for an unknown words meaning just from learning some of its route components.
"She could've been born missing her whole brain like her mother"
r/murderedbywords
Yep
my teacher graded me wrong on a paper for saying sharks are fish.
@thegraybug well it is debated over there similarities sharks do not have bones they have cartilage
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"If you want eggs, you need goats."
I choked on my tea
That's the tea
Me, it was my iced tea. Sad stories.
Did your monocle pop out while you said "most unorthodox" too?
LMAO
We all choked on our tea.
I had a girl in one of my high school classes ask the entire class: "Does anyone else drive with their eyes closed just to see how far you can get?" Very seriously and no one laughed. Just looked at her like she was stupid.
Lmao i was doing this while riding my bike,but driving is another Level
My daughter likes to do this while walking..
But she is 2.. so it is forgiven.
I knew a person who did this, the outcome isn't so surprising. U can know it if u read my reply carefully.
Soham Patil May they Rest In Peace
*Knew* UH OH.
I am so happy I get to post this.. I was afraid that I would pass away one day without people knowing the tale.. so this girl was drop dead gorgeous and everyone used to joke that she is lucky because if she didn't have other people looking out for her safety there is no way she would have survived so long.. One day in class she raised her hand, once called on this was her question, 'I'm sorry but how do you spell VCR!" everyone laughed and the teacher slowly spelled V-C-R. She responded, "yes but how do you spell it" bahahaha uproar with laughter.. another day she joined the swim team and it was just her myself and the captain and the girl asked, "you all swim so far underwater I don't understand how you are breathing down there..." the captain and I just walked away and the captain says "God I wanted to tell her next time she was underwater to just take in a huge breath, but I was afraid I would actually kill her." I hope she married well cause she needs to be looked after lol
Wholesome but also pretty sad.
Reminds me of Ed Ed and Eddy where one of the characters asked "what's the number for 911?"
@@ShadeSlayer1911 At one time there was a joke about an upset person staring at the keypad screaming "THERE'S NO ELEVEN ON IT!"
@@dixietenbroeck8717 Friend works in IT Support. I let you guess how often he got asked in 3 Years (Germany) where the "Any"-Key is on the Keyboard. And yes, one Guy caused a Fire Alert by "opening Windows".
So, do not be so sure that this was a Joke.....
@@ShadeSlayer1911 I'm not positive if they were first but Little Rascals definitely made that joke before Ed Edd n Eddy.
"Penguins aren't birds, they're animals." "Iraqers shouldn't war us. We're all childs of Jesus." "You can see through glass, because it's made of a type of ice." "Is Donald Trump the president of the moon too?" -heard on the bus
President of the moon 😂😂
for clarification, did they really said "Iraqers"?
"You can see through glass, because it's made of a type of ice." humanity is officially a failure.
I had a person in middle school who thought the Pacific ocean was the largest state in America and that's where we grew all our pineapples
That's beautiful, just the best conversation
A conversation I overheard in high school:
"Octopus have ten legs"
"What? No they don't. They have eight. Octo- like octogon"
"No it's ten! They're called tentacles. Like ten tickles!"
Hey he has a point there but wtf are people too dumb to google that shit ?
Wotans Krieger They probably cannot turn on the computer.
Why was the octopus sad? Because it was 2 limbs short of giving ten tickles.
I have a feeling there is some species of Octopus don't have 8 tentacles... I'll look it up real quick.
Edit: Results are in, and oh boy prepare for my google search to Implode your knowledge on this.
Turns out... *They have no Tentacles...* They're technically arms/legs... But they do have 8 of them. Squid and Cuttlefish do have 10 limbs though (8 arms/legs + 2 feeding tentacles...)
@@DiamondYoshi101 Oh shit was she secretly more learned than all of us???
Def not but let's let her have it lol
some girls in my school thought that the UK was in America. 3 of them.
WE LIVE IN THE UK.
What the actual f!! Hahahahaha
Yikes
BITCH WHAT?!?!?
So are they British or American? lol jk
@@heathermiller6046 Australian
"Nein Eleven"
lmao I laughed harder than I should have
I was making small talk with this girl in college when she straight up said "I don't believe in the pyramids"
Me: Like...the ones from Egypt? You don't...believe they exist?
Her: No.
Me: May I ask why?
Her: Because they're supposed to have been built several thousand years ago and that's impossible since the Earth is only 2000 years old.
Needless to say, I didn't talk to her again after that night.
Funny facts, the discovery of ancient Egypt artefacts was a problem in the 18th century because it was contradicting the age of Earth (still based mainly on the Bible until mid of the 19th).
Some religions teach that the Earth is only a couple millennia old, and pooh-pooh any science that contradicts their dogma, so she could just be ignorant because of her religious learning.
Some religions literally say that the earth is only 3000 years old despite the fact we have found things older than that.
Sounds like a fundamentalist Christian. You have to be pretty rarted to be a fundamentalist Christian. Like believing in an invisible man in the sky is already pretty stupid. But genuinely believing that the Earth is 2000 years old is a special kind of stupid. You know, maybe Eugenics wasn't such a bad idea after all (I'm obviously joking).
Where does one get 2000 years old?
was it because we were in the year 2000?
PS creationist have the earth some where between 10,000-6,000 years old, old enough for the pyramids to be 4,000 BC
The best was from a girl in my brothers class she was like wow it seems like everyone's birthday is this year
mine wasn't. 29th feb btw
lol....now that's a good one ! I think I'm going to say that, confuse my sons that think I'm already senile (I'm 67 yrs old) & ready for 'The Home'...lol
@@TheWeepingDalek it's 2020 (a leap year), you did have a birthday this year
@@Abbenxena true. It feels great to finally be 5.
Oh god, hope she knows almost everyone gets one next year too. That'll knock her socks off!
Girl on bus: "Penguins aren't birds, they're animals."
*ULTIMATE FACE-PALM*
My ex teacher once said "Dolphins is a fish, they're not mammals
And i have one classmate that is actually dumb but think he's smart
He once asked "Why is it black-er (darker) when you go deeper in the water?"
Edit: that classmate makes me want to strangle him so much i got in 2 fights with him in just a year...
I'm pretty sure penguins are birds they have wings
Once I had a guy tell me "It's not an animal. It's a bird." and there was no chance in hell explaining him that birds are animals as well.
TheRealDosCake Just by hearing about him I just wanna straight up delete him from this world, he is a Mix of everything that gets on my nerves ;-;
Girl we were with asked my friend where he was from. He said Egypt. She says "ya right, Egypt's an ancient civilization like Atlantis!" We were all at a loss for words.
Dude would’ve blown her mind if he said he was turning 5,000 years old next week😄
That’s the American school system for ya
@@jozefienvoets2744 No
@@Owen_loves_Butters i mean most Americans have problems naming countries outside of their region lmao
@@skinnylegend5021 Most is definitely an overstatement.
There was this girl who sat behind me in English, she was so sweet to me and always included me in things even though I'm autistic and can be a bit weird. One day we were chatting about stuff and I found out she believed that the White House was in London, deserts were just really big beaches, and sharks lived in the jungle (in the rivers)
There are sharks that live in tropical rivers tho.
Wired_Lain, goes to show the size of the brain doesn't always match the size of the heart.
Imagine if they just did live in the jungle on land
@@hannahprince3512 Ssh!
well, desserts kind of are reeaaaaally big beaches, right? XD Just without the ocean.
the dishwasher was actually a genius who had cleaning compulsion, and played dumb because he really only wanted to wash dishes
Maybe he was efficient at cleaning the dishes that he didn't want to have to deal with more dull, dreary tasks. If he pretended that he just couldn't figure it out, he wasn't asked to take that duty on.
The dish savant
I was a dishwasher for a year, hand scrubbed pots and pans only while the older gentleman who had been at the restaurant for years ran the electric dishwasher doing all the silverware, plates and cups. Im not complaining that the old guy got the electric machine, i understand that, but hand scrubbing burnt and crusty pots and pans for 8 hours straight sucks. I was also night shift so i was a closer, which ment after washing dishes all day i also have to help pull everything apart / put away and scrub and hose the floor. I wouldnt get out until 1 am and i rode a bicycle 3 miles one way to work everyday. It especially sucked on days it was raining and cold XD I would never play dumb to stay doing that job... ever. Give me all the other BS lol
@@tastx3142 sounds a bit like me, I can probably do a more complicated job but I am enjoying my trash picking work so much that I just don't want too. My supervisor just drops me off in the area she wants me to work, none is telling me how to do my job, I have complete freedom, I get enough exercise a gym is not necessary, I am constantly outside and I can pet al the doggo's and cats -as long as owners agree- I want. why would I change that for something possibly more stressful?
@@EponaTrekka Have you ever spent time unplugging sewer lines? Or cleaning up sewer spills?
my dads girlfriend who reguarly get drunk on 0% alcohol wine
or the guy who asked me if i survived my cancer after i told him i had cancer when i was a kid
i'm sorry, but the girlfriend is pretending to be trashy... and that guy needs to think about what he said... everything that he's ever said to anyone. tbh.
Please, please tell me you looked sad and told him completely straight-faced that tragically, you didn't. I would have started describing the funereal, how I made it a point to haunt my mom every year on my birthday... anything. (I'm glad you're OK, btw!)
@@abbyiswatching2046 nope just 6 people looking at him with a blank face took him about 8 minutes to figure out just how stupid that comment was
Congrats on beating cancer twice.
One of the body, and one being dealing with that guy's stupidity...
He did figure it out, so chances are it was just an off day. I've had days where it's like I forget my own name almost, it happens. Rough night/day, forgot the coffee, lotta stuff on the mind... It's times when your friend never catches on that it gets scary.
@@superwhatevergamin9634 it took me 14 or so years to know what day my birthday was on lmao
I’m deaf/hard of hearing. When I got my drivers license in high school, this girl asked me “well if deaf people can drive...does that mean blind people can drive?” I was just like 👁👄👁
What a w⚓
If people who can't hear can drive(Who most likely can still see), then people who can't see(One of the things you mean do have if you wanna drive is be able to see safely) can drive.
@@Josh_the_jester I'm sad your comment hasn't got the attention it deserves. Nice use of that emoji.
Alabama has it written down that it's illegal to drive while blindfolded!!! :-D
@@margaretnicol3423 You’d be surprised at the dumb laws still on the books probably in every state. Here in South Carolina we still have the {Blue Laws} but nobody enforces anymore. Sorry they are too much to explain but you could probably Google them.
Whenever I hear the words "There's no such thing as a stupid question" it always sounds like a challenge.
Cody Hines Whenever I hear that, it makes me wonder if that means stupid people never ask questions then, or if they get smarter just while asking questions...
Cody Hines say this to your friend
Why is yellow?
Read my comment 😂😂😂 it relates to this haha
oh that very much so is a challenge. At least once a work I swear people try to out do each other.
@@12Acorns Why is Gamora?
My boss’s wife asked me if I served in WWII. I’m 54. She’s 56. (WWll ended 74 years ago)
Cydonia2020 what do you eggs can't serve in the army
This is only going to get funnier as the years go by.
The only eggs that served in WWII were powdered.
Coulda pulled a captain America
😂
10:26 Rule #1 of gun safety: treat any firearm as if it were loaded, no matter how certain you are that it is not.
OptimusPhillip exception to the rule: Russian roulette
LIES. You obviously have to aim it at yourface because the bullet comes out the back
The story didn't say if he learned..
Nightingale the saddest part is when it doesn’t kill you and you’re left in a much worse position than where you started. But at least people will pity you now. Of course, Mr T always pitied you. Might be easier to just befriend Mr T
OptimusPhillip Rule #2: never point a firearm at any person or animal you’re not prepared to kill.
My sister-in-law sent out wedding invitations to people and left their addresses off... when asked she said “doesn’t the mailman know where they live?”
Yes. Every mailman has encyclopedic knowledge of the addresses of every single person on the planet
Yes, by the address. Xd
I am from england. My school organised a trip to to italy.
A girl in my class wanted to impress the waiter and asked me what "Pizza" was in Italian.
When I said just ask for Pizza then, she looked at me like I was mad and said, "But that's a tower here".
The same girl asked me where files go when you delete them. Turns out she thought when you make a folder or file on a computer, it literally makes a tiny document.
"That's why when you print it, you have to tell it what size you want it to be."
I was dumbfounded. I loved her explanation of these miniature files inside computers. I sat through every word of it, because it was like something out of a Terry Pratchett novel.
haha lol
Mike The Leaning Tower of Pizza! 😂
No the files in the computer is zoolander. When they said the files are on the computer and hansel smashes the computer looking for the actual paper files lol
Does she also think there are little people inside TVs?
Guys, I have no idea. She was a nice girl, she just existed in a higher dimension or something.
"She thought hippos were made up. Like Unicorns."
Sara sounds great, like having a dog you don't have to bathe
a dog you PROBABLY don't have to bathe
As much
I know, she sounds like an endearing cinnamon roll
Unicorns arent made up, they are our national animal (Scotland) hehe.
Unicorns are just fabulously-gay rhinos 😜
“Tazete Tazone” Laughed so hard I woke up my dog. She is not pleased.
That belongs in r/boneappletea.
Jay Zenitram agreed
@Jay Zenitram Definitely an instant classic!
"A dozen raw eggs?? Did she give birth to Gaston??" lost it X'D
10:24 The cardinal rules of gun safety also apply to bb/airsoft guns. The most important of which being, treat every gun as if it is loaded
Another important rule is you are responsible for the bullet that you pulled the trigger for until it comes to a complete stop. Any damages done while the bullet was moving is your responsibility if you pulled the trigger for it.
@@Envy_the_Darksider That's not really a rule, true as it is. The 3 cardinal rules of gun safety exist to prevent accidents from happening, what you said is something that every gun owner needs to know, but it's not a rule
@@filmandfirearms Well not an official rule, but something that everyone using a gun should know since if it does cause damage to something or someone that wasn't a target to shoot, you know they actually broke a safety rule.
lmao survival of the fittest knows no rules
I have some airsofy guns and even my little brother knows not to shoot at people without proper safety equipment, exetra.
~Gives birth to child.~
I will kill you if I'm not the mother.
WHAT? XD
There is a thing called surrogate mother where the child a woman gives birth to is not her own, but another couple's implanted into her to give birth to. But if the baby comes out of the woman giving birth, does that still make her the mother as she still gave birth to it? Questions questions
@@seb2750 According to Australia, the Surrogate can decide to keep the child even though it's not even her eggs, and the Father has to pay child support to the Surrogate.
@@tenshi7angel You aussie, mate? Victoria here. Thanks for the education, didnt know that
@@tenshi7angel Cheer up buddy, stay positive. Dont let the bad things get you down or you go bonkers. I feel ya, i do. I try not to go insane on a daily basis
@Wyatt Guajardo Yeap, fucking clowns in yellow vests.
A lady I worked with thought that bunnies were hatched from eggs. Because the Easter Bunny likes decorated eggs. This woman was in her 40's. How she managed to survive that long is beyond me.
One girl in middle school asked my teacher "is that the lesbian flag?" guess what flag it was, the Wisconsin flag. Here is the convo that happened after, T for teacher and G for girl-
T:"no honey, that is the flag of our state"
G:"nuh uh, my mama told me it was the lesbian flag"
T:"you must be thinking of Lesbos"
G:"no you old hag, I'm talking about the sexuality"
She was promptly told to go to the principles office for insulting the teacher over something so god darn stupid
An older woman once told me that she slept around with a lot of guys when she was around my age. When asked about protection she said, "There were no STD's back then."
Omfg that's insane. Where does she think STDs came from then???
@@lilscenechick1995 Wuhan, China.
@@lilscenechick1995 that damn phone
Tell that Freddie Mercury
She's right, if it isn't discovered yet, it doesn't exist
"Pretty sure that was Nein Eleven."
Ok, this guy wins.
Vaped Mercury, Natural selection everybody Natural selection
Agreed
The papers of Mercury will soon go extinct
Another candidate for the Darwin Awards.
That's not what natural selection is.
Sheriff Philip r/woosh
For more than half of these stories, I had to pause and take a breath or rewind a few seconds to make sure I wasn’t hearing things or having a stroke.
true
same
"Is Africa a country or a state...?"
Me: "Africa... is a continent."
"No, it's a country because Nelson Mandela is their president! He even said 'I have a dream!'"
Me:
Edit: Ok so I also just got into an argument with an adult who thought Anne Frank was African American...
Was your friend named Drew?
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I just face palmed my face so hard just then laughing
@@synnastyrkuhr Lmaoo
Hmm somthings wrong with that person
@@Artizuma lol
"She thought France was in Canada!"
Quebec separatists have joined the chat.
LMAO
🤭 Ohhhh Lord... 😆
As a Canadian I can confirm that France is NOT in Canada
@@arealisticbeautystandard8920 As a French guy, I can confirm that I do not live in America.
ALEX HUANG 😂😂😂😆
I told my class I was Asian. My friend says, " You're Asian? I thought you were Vietnamese?"
"YoU'rE NoT aSiAn yOu'Re KoReAn"
Elizabeth R. My god.
*You’re American? I though you lived in Texas.*
@@hithere7626 You know, that question would be valid...
if this was the 1840's.
Vietnamese Army!!!!
Which one of your knees is the vietnamese one?
One of my classmates in high school science asked what the moon was for. He believed that the moon was a man-made object, and that Neil Armstrong was the one who built it.
My mother went to the USA to work and had this conversation with someone:
Stranger: Where are you from?
Mum: England
Stranger: How long have you been here?
Mum: A few months
Stranger: Wow! Your English is very good
My dad went to the USA to work and had this conversation:
Stranger: Where are you from?
Dad: Iran
Stranger: Wow that's really far! Like further away than New York right?
Something about this just angers me.
the second one is so r/technicallythetruth
Your dad should've said something along the lines of "It's not that far. Iran here without a problem".
I assume your parents are not white and that's why they get these reactions.
Also what kind of idiot doesn't know where Iran is?
@@HarlanHughes that is the ultimate dad joke.
"Nein eleven" about killed me xD Also I guess I now know why I'm a lesbian: my mom breastfed me. /s
Yeh, the real miracle of life is that how from prehistory to this day human species has survived as lesbians =D
Ah yes, Nein Eleven. Tragic day
I always wondered too now I know.
I wasn't breastfed (I'm a girl) and yet I still SoMehOw turned out bi
oh no that sounds hooorible! have you asked your parents why your father didnt breastfeed you instead? xD
Nein Eleven, that one killed it 😂...GUTER WITZ
Da kann ich nur zustimmen. Ein sehr GUTER WITZ
Ich tot 😂
@@nightmaresdrawnstudios8767
*Speech 100*
Sau guter Witz 😂
Hahaha wie kommt man auf so was
"Stop showing me those flashy colors! I'll go colorblind!!!"
is my younger sisters reaction to showing her a green and purple square.
me who is colorblind: confused noises
@@Enderia2 you shouldn‘t have looked at that green purple square
A classmate told my friend she was allergic to apples. The next day she walked in eating an apple. My friend said "Hey aren't you allergic to those?" The classmate stared at the apple for awhile and said "I guess not" then proceeded to walk away while eating it.
Well, I used to be super allergic to them, didn't eat a single piece for at least a year or two. Tried some after some while and it turns out I can eat it after peeling now. Happens. I am also allergic to cherries, but I might not be anymore, just haven't eaten a raw cherry in a few years.
I think I am slightly allergic to some types of cheese (they can make my mouth itch), but I still eat them.
I am allergic to idiots
@@wellwhythefucknot4706 and im allergic to karens...
idk I have a this weird thing with sauerkraut in a way that when I taste it my throat closes off and I literally cannot swallow it. My body refuses to cooperate but if I take very small bites combined with potatoes or something and I manage to actually eat my bloody food all is fine so I guess I can't be allergic. I just can't eat it???
When I was 17 (I'm 23 now FYI)
I was talking to a group of girls who were sort of friends (ages 15-18)
I have no idea how the topic came about but i mentioned Martin Luther King and this girl says "Oh yeah I saw him at the Olympics"
WHAT
hahahahahaha oh gees'
Weren't they supposed to learned who he is at school?
Like, I learned about him in sec3 ( I live in Canada, for precision)
Oh yeah, he was there with 2-Pac and Elvis!
A 17 year old said that???? I expect this from a kid in elementary school...
My sons mother would tell him “I love you to the Milky Way and back” my eight year old tells her that means nothing because we are in the Milky Way. Her response “we are not in the Milky Way, that’s impossible because we can see the milky way “
soooo... it sound's like you two got a divorce
So thats how Your sons mom lost custody
Wait, whose hand am I looking at!? It's stealing my phone!
"We are not on Earth, that’s impossible because we can see the Earth" = Hence Proved
I facepalmed so hard I knocked myself out
There was once a girl in middle school who spelled “what” and “the” incorrectly. She was the same person who insisted that ostriches were just tall chickens. And she said she wasn’t joking when my friend said “ funny joke.”
"Did you known hallelujah is the same in Russian and English?"
Yeah...because it's a Hebrew word
Except in french, where it's alleluia.
@@Aerosklice ah, the latin variant
@@Aerosklice this is the real one. in most latin language the Y sound change to J
So is abracadabra
That's literally not common knowledge.
People learn random facts throughout their lives and some of them don't learn that the word hallelujah is a Hebrew word.
Stop being a judgemental asshole.
I can smell the prudence from across the interwebbs.
"I always thought it was a made up place like ya know... The Grand Canyon."
Arizona born here. OMFL THAT COMMENT MADE ME LAUGH!!! 😂😂😂
I thought Arizona is a made-up place. LOL
@@theodore23sanchez I tought I was a made-up piece of this made-up entire world...😂😂
@@onyxdemeraude2412 *Jaden Smith intensifies*
I've been to the Grand Canyon, nice place
I’m crying 😭
Can you replace the swear words by puppy blooper noises in the next videos? I'm smiling just htinking about it!
Bladster Awesome idea!
Hehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehhehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehe
Rslash, do this!
NO WE MUST MAKE THE BEEPER NOISES YUGO's PUPPY BARKS
Upvoted....this is the best Idea i've heard since puppy bloobers came...."This is where ARfff hits the fan"
please dont, I wont ever be able to watch again
These stories are one of the scariest thing I've ever heard!! 🤯
I'm from Finland and I don't think I've ever been as thankful to have our good school system than after listening this.
The dumbest person I've ever met was the girl in my math class.
She literally stood up in front of the whole class and said in an entitled voice:
"What country is Asia in?"
I've never laughed more in my life.😂
you shouldve answered "boston"
Friend: i cracked my phone bad
Me show me
Friend: sends screen shot
Ken Tucky hahahahaha he’s not alone i did that too
I wonder if he shot it.(This is a joke).
XD
I recall doing this for apple tech support to show the fragmenting that was happening. It dawned on me just before submitting thankfully, that I would need an actual photo :P
@bis225 or you know just stand infront of a mirror.
For the dishwashing guy - I've always heard that to succeed in your given field (at least in art/comics) you need to be two of three things:
1) Extremely talented
2) Efficient/never miss a deadline
3) a DELIGHT to interact with over the phone/email/in person
You can be bad at one of them, as long as you've got the other two covered.
Sounds like that guy's got it all sorted.
"If you want eggs you need goats"
Oh that is a delight.
Let’s all take a moment to appreciate wholesome dish wash man
Dish wash man
I'm him but if it was a game, my brother is the type to "do the minimum", I am the type to be like, "ok I did it, but what can I cheese in?"
Yes.
Need to give him flowers
The wonderful man is so happy and loving because he lives in that dishwashing moment. Being here, (ONLY place one can be) now, (literally the ONLY time that exists) is blissful.
Girl I met: "What are you going to school for?"
Me: "I'm taking physics courses so I can be an engineer"
Girl I met: "What's physics?"
My inside voice: "What the Hell?"
Surely she can fly too hell
"This bitch don't know about Pangaea."
"Brain, leave it alone."
"I have legit encountered someone who claimed that NASA is fake," yeah, aren't such people called "flat-earthers"?
I believe the correct term is flat-tard
👏🏻
Nope, but NASA tries to make the connection. When I heard the claim that the moon landings were fake I went on to disprove the statements by checking the specs of the rockets with a modern simulator.
And hold on to your hat: NASA lost all the data. More than 1000 kg of tapes with data from the moon landings and technical descriptions. That is some serious stupid there.
No they say NASA is just editing photos of the earth
They know its real but they say NASA tells lies about our earth
For the bb gun one.
This is why the first rule of gun safety is "always consider your weapon as loaded, even when you KNOW it's not"
I have to wonder if his uvula just... exploded in his mouth.
A girl I used to work with once asked me “What was the name of the big bird from Sesame Street?”.
She then didn’t understand why I started laughing.
For some reason i read that as "What's the name of the street from Sesame Street?" (Don't judge my reading skills I was more focused on eating)
EctoTron1 i have blue eyes and someone once asked me
(Do you see the world in blue or normally like us)
He was debiting that with too other people
I don't think that necessarily a dumb thing. But i get why you started laughing.
😂😂😂😂 ahh dumb people they sure can be funny at times
The birds name in Dutch Sesame Street is Pino [pee-no]. So I didn't really understand what you meant at first...
"If you want eggs, you need goats" I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@nyancat2143 well from cows of course, cow eggs are great! But make sure you don't use the *meat* part of the cow, you might make it lesbian...
@@DittalySquat Oh, so that's why vegans hate us.
"Did she give birth to Gaston?!" Oh my GOD, I laughed so hard at that XD
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Maybe there is something to that. She gave birth 5 months later.
Same and I was eating XD god rip my tummy
"I see the disinfectant that knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning? As you see, it gets in the lungs, it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it would be interesting to check that."
Omg lol this is the stupidity I was scrolling thru the comments to find. Hes a fountain of stupid!
TD!!!!!! Yes, there IS something like that, an injection of, wait for it . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
ANTIBIOTICS and ANTIVIRALS.
Amazing what science and the medical field can do when one goes further than 2nd grade! Better to be a fountain than a whole ocean.
Hes still looking into the Oranges Of Man.
Hmm. Dumbest things guests have ever said to me at work (I work at a movie theater):
"So, the Chicken & Waffle combo. Does that come with chicken?"
"I'd like to refund my ticket because the movie should've started 20 minutes ago, but it's still on previews!" (this grown woman then went on to argue that other movie theaters didn't do this)
And then the guy who left his movie early because "He hated the smell of popcorn."
I try to be nice, but when someone says stuff like that to me in all seriousness, my mind just goes, "Is this person for real?"
Oh my lord. I work at a take and bake pizza place. Lady is trying to place an order on the phone and asks me what comes on our keto pizza (it's all the pizza toppings with no crust. Basically a shitty casserole. Idk people eat it.).
"Anything you want" is my usual reply
"What do you mean anything?"
"Well any of our normal menu items or you can create your own"
"Ok but what comes on it?"
Did I stutter???
ngl i feel like i'd be the person asking if chicken waffles have chicken 💀
@@nallyaaaaaa (Maybe they're just really SHY. scared waffles?)
@@judithsixkiller5586 oh no- this gives me flashbacks of the time i tried to order for my friends on our first day out together. the cashier didn't understand my order and that's how i started panicking-
@@nallyaaaaaa 🐤
"Who's the dumbest person you've ever met?"
*Of course I know him, it's me*
Sorry to disappoint you but after watching this video you get to know people dummer than yourself
Nah it’s yo mama
I went to school with this girl that thought drinking Tylenol prevented sunburn, and when I tried to argue three other people agreed with her. We were all 17/18 at the time.
She also got fired from her job as a waitress for eating someone's order. A full plate of food was sitting there waiting to be taken to its table, and because the table wasn't in her section, she just assumed it was "an extra plate" and ate it.
'She thought France was in Canada.'
It is. Its called Québec.
Ya which at one point wanted to become its own country well still using the Canadian dollar
@@nezumichan5952 its not like most of europe does not share the same currency.
any time you meet someone that dumb, just say, "aww look at that poor dead bird."
and laugh as they look up to see..
Well, I see a lot of dumb people whenever I visit the Chlodwigplatz in Köln. There is a train station for the Straßenbahn and almost every person I see, keeps running over that one area next to the street, even if there is a train right next to them. I was telling this old lady today: "Ma'am, you're standing right on the rails, also train!" She almost got hit.
@@Nikita_Akashya is there ever accident?
@@subscribeofficial7134 I don't really know, but I guess there is.
Another trick is to point into the sky and say, "it says gullible on the ceiling" works for me every time.
Just dare them to bite their own ear and watch.
As a Canadian, I can confirm we don't exist.
Yeah, you exist. Canada seems to be the only country the U.S. doesn't have to worry about. You'd never be so rude as to start a war.
Actually we don't exist. The border is fake. Every map you've ever seen is fake. Even I don't exist. I'm just a figment of your imagination.
PARADOX RIGHT THERE MAN
Are you guys Aliens?
@@amypond9670 Nah, we're just the monsters under your beds.
>"a blessing in the skies"
back to /r/boneappletea you go
Wa hell thank the you ?
That's actually right, for all intensive purposes. I found that out all of the sudden.
Bone Apple Tea sounds like some kind of health drink containing broth, vinegar and kombucha.
@@PoldaranOfDalaran ay B. I'll take some of dat boneappletea... but can you get me dem shits *B O N E L E S S* ?
It's a blessing in disguise lol
I pointed out Birmingham on a globe to a girl in my class, but she insisted that city was 'Birm' and not Birmingham because it was abbrieviated that way on the map.
She was *from* Birmingham.
For the Spain/South America one, I played it for my 13 year old cousin.
"Wait, I don't get it"
....
....
"Isn't Spain in South America??"
Oh my dog. Who dared you I'm front South America (Perú) and i demad the Europe give Spain for us. Becouse we speak spanish and we deserve.
XD no just joke i so fun listen that gigant fail.
no, it's made in Chick Corea!
Customer walks out of bathroom: "where's your bathroom?"
Customer: "does the meat lover's pizza have meat on it?"
At the cash register, only person in the building.
Customer: "Do I pay for this here?"
tbh i would be the dumbass to ask if i pay here at the cash register
Where the fook did that guy think he was? In the kitchen?? -Why- HOW did he not know he was in the bathroom???
Sometimes if you listen close enough, you can hear the dial-up router going off in their head
So... happened to my brother, not me. We are from Alaska and my brother went down to the lower 48 on a school trip going to different sites that were significant to the civil war. After having a great time, him and his group tried to get on their plane to come back up here... Come to find out that the person accepting tickets for boarding wasn't going to let them on the plane. She explained that their tickets were wrong and they couldn't board because of it.
They asked why the tickets were wrong? She said that these were labled as U.S. tickets and that their destination was Alaska. My brother's group asked why that was a problem and she said that Alaska was part of Canada, so these tickets were obviously wrong...
They argued about this for awhile until they got to explain to a manager why the line was held up. She got taken aside, whispered to and replaced by the manager out front as she disappeared into a back room.
I'm actually kinda sorry for her that she didn't know that.
I still remember Brittany Spears saying she wanted to go overseas to visit other countries, like Canada. And Paris Hilton (I think it was) that got stuck in Hawaii for several days because she lost her passport and thought she needed one to "get back in the U.S.."
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Net_Spider I had something similar happen when coming from Florida to Alaska. The guy wanted my passport when I told him I was going to Alaska. 🤦🏼♀️
Actually not as bad (debatable, I know) as the women who (separately) thought that passports were needed to go to both Hawaii and Florida.
Wait, didn't she notice that everyone getting on the plane had tickets that said the same thing??
"you could die. as in, actually, in the ground, dead."
thanks for clearing this up! :D
I literally lost it at the "giving birth to Gaston" part😂😂😂😂
The dumbest person I ever met...... Is me.
Like no lie... A few days ago I asked my dad "I wonder what your doppelganger looks like" smh XD
Me everyday at work ,feel like im the stupidest in here ...i dont know why tho 😅
@@aleafff Imposter Syndrome?
@@ChrisMaxfieldActs i dont know that word so i google..turns out i have a few symptoms of that
I had a moment like that.
I was drinking some bottled, unsweetened black tea which was given to me by mistake since I asked for sweetened tea.
I wasn’t feeling like unsweetened tea that day but I worked it down to not waste it. After getting use to it, I slammed the bottle down on the table, looked my friend in the eyes, and said “You know, this tastes like milk tea without the milk.”
Took me a minute to get that
This dude told me in all seriousness that baby's are born deaf which is why they don't talk to you when they are young.
What the hell?
Did you ask him why they respond to auditory stimulation and unpleasant loud noises if they are deaf?
I got told babies cant see at a distance when they are young, I've never bothered to Google to find out if it was true or not tbh
@@Cottontailart That is true, babies do have very poor eyesight for the first few months because it hasn't developed enough, they usually do have good hearing though, which is why they're often able to recognize their parents' voices so quickly
@@ColeConCon this baby was about 10months old so I want sure, to for telling me
@@DownUnderPunk I asked him something similar to that and he responded by saying that they can sense it.
r/facepalm
Technically, the moon and sun are made of the same stuff: atoms
Well, technically, it's very different atoms.
Well yes but actually no
that is not how atoms work
My mother-in-law insisted that my son is "artistic" instead of his actual diagnosis of "Autistic" and his behaviors were caused by "artistic temperament" instead of sensory issues and developmental difficulties. I don't miss her at all because she was cruel to him at times. I restricted any contact with her.
Autistic/artistic is a mild joke among child psychologists.
I wonder if she thought that was the case before or after he was vaccinated
To this day I don’t think I have a story that tops this. My brother was almost 13 at the time.
Brother: “Hey, do you know when the Fourth of July is- WAIT NO”
Me: *has fallen off the couch laughing as he desperately tries to take back what he said*
Ah, good times.
My mother once posted about a Christmas Day dinner that she was inviting family to.
My cousin asked what date it was on.
My mother, the mad lad she was, replied that it was on the 22nd.
That sounds like a normal brain fart. It can happen even to the best of us...
He could just mean relative to the current date. Like in 2 weeks for example.
Okay I did something like this before 😅 my husband - boyfriend at the time of this story - was saying he was going to staple fire to me - don't ask, he's weird - and I said, "You can't stable fire, it's a liquid." 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦 I tried taking it back, but it was over. He still brings it up..
Lol! My little brother did this once too. We have this thing that sometimes we tease each other with a series of "that's (insert word here, usually stupid) and the other goes "yea, well you're stupid" and then" well, your face is stupid" and then "yea, well your whole body is stupid" and then "your life is stupid!" continue on indefinitely, basically, until someone figures out the ultimate response.
I think he was like nine when we first did this, and I started like "that's stupid" and he's like "well you're stupid" and I'm like "your face is stupid" and he, at the time trying to think of something that could beat that started saying "yea, well your mom is-" before it registered that, you know, my mom is HIS mom too XD
A friend of mine asked why dead things rot and living things don’t. He then proceeded to _insist_ that things didn’t actually rot naturally when they died, that was the government getting rid of the bodies so they didn’t take up as much space.
That same friend asked me if water was a liquid.
He _then_ said that he would like to go to Australia because he wanted to see the polar bears.
My friend is a dumbass.
How can someone doubt decomposition and come to the conclusion its a government conspiracy?
And then ask if water is a liquid when water is literally the staple liquid?
And finally think the place known for basically being the burning pit of hell is where polar bears live?
God damn your friend really is a dumbass.
Maybe just totally ignorant about everything.
you have to wonder how these people even continue living everyday without retardly killing themselves
@@deamonrodriguez7032 Neither Austr has those.
Maybe he is a genius by questioning everything.....lol no, he’s a dumbass!
I had to teach my ex how to tell time. I made her look at the clock when shifted 3.59 pm to 4.00. She was totally freaked out. Then she started to cry and mumbled. "No wonder i failed that test during a job interview" . They had to write down, in minutes, how long it took to finish a clients job. For a job that took 80 minutes she had written "stared at 8.00 am, finished at 8.80 am" and so on.
I had a friend when I was in the 10th grade who thought that 'fisting' meant petting and told me and 3 other friends that he loves to 'fist' his dog and when we told him what it really meant he said "No you guys are just making that up to make me look like an idiot ".
It has been 3 years since then and we still tease him about it
Please tell me you showed him a porn vid of it and his expressions when he found out the true meaning?!
I actually made a Telegram group LOL when I thought "golden shower" referred to, well, a shower made of gold. It was mentioned in the Trump context, and I thought it totally sounded like something he or his friends would buy to feel less empty inside.
Audrey M I'm sorry to dissapoint but we just told him what it was
“I’m having a mid life crisis!”
“Hana you’re 15.”
-High school Halls
Maybe they were psychic and knew they would die at 30.
Eric Beilmann oh shit you right
Oh no.
Would be mid life if she only plan to live until 30 then decide she's just gonna off herself ......or psychic
@@ericbeilmann3649
She knows her stupidity would cut her life short around 30.
At least, she's honest with herself... Maybe.
"What's the capital of Africa?"
"It's a continent, not a country."
"I know. What's the capital?" (College student)
"The moon is just a projection on a screen." (Flat Earther)
Jyrow probably be Cairo due to its MASSIVE population
The capital of Africa is Sydney. For reals.
That would be the Cheops pyramid. It has the tallest cap.
@bis225 Brilliant! LOL!!!!!
@bis225 So Africa has the same capital as Asia? How does that work?
I bought something at Target and the total came out to something like 10.26.
All I had was a 20 dollar bill and change, so I handed her 20.26.
She hands back the change, saying, "20 is enough to cover it."
And I said, "Yeah, I'm giving you the change so you can give me a $10 back instead of $9 and change.
She looked at me confused.
I said, "The total is $10.26, so if I give you $20.26, that means I get $10 back."
She shook her head and handed me $9 and change and says something along the lines of "Na, That's too confusing."
My sister. In her thirties, she called me to "come help her", she was stranded with car trouble.
I obliged, she is a lot younger than me and has learned to reach out to me for minor inconveniences and it just became a lifestyle for us.
I had the car towed to a garage, then took her to her destination. Later in the day she called me to inform me, confused, that her engine locked up due to having absolutely no oil. I asked her if the oil light had came on, because she will usually call me for stuff like that too. She said she didn't know. I asked her when she last had an oil change, she had no idea what I was talking about. Finally, frustrated, and to save time, I just barked a question at her: "Do you realize you ruined a 2 year old car from neglecting the oil level???" She was deadass serious and said, "but I put gas in it, like, all the time."
My friend bought a car which uses gasoline, first time she went to fill the gas tank she put diesel in it =D When i asked why the hell she did that, she told with serious face: "it was lot cheaper than the 98" =D
@@duhni4551 OOF
I had to tell a girl in my class (we were 13) that beef came from cows. Her follow up question was a horrified 'is my burger still alive when I eat it?'
The answer is obvious.
Yes. But the burger will die unless you eat it. If you eat it, it becomes part of, and lives through you as you absorb it's life-essence and whatever super powers it had. XD
When you got to the story about the girl named "Sara" ; I felt kind of a embarrassed and shamed. 😞
In sounds like the girl's heart is in the right place, but her brain is missing.
Her cranium wants to know the brains location, if you get what I'm saying..
I literally died when it came to the “nein eleven” joke.
I was in English when my teacher started talking about the Titanic, then a girl chipped in saying “It’s so sad that all those people died, good thing it was just a movie”, to which the teacher face palmed and gave up on that student
I just went 👁 _ 👁 - _ -
a test screening of Apollo 13 one guy told ron howard good movie but the ending was a bit hollywood, those guys was toast
thats a horrible teacher who shouldve been fired
Oh BOY do we have a doozy.
Meet Richard:
- He thought Nazi Germany was still a thing.
- He thought Europe was controlled by the Nazis.
- He thought the U.K. was a tropical island near Hawaii.
- He thought 'American' was a language.
- He thought the only countries in Asia were China, 'the Soviet Empire', North Korea, Japan, and the ISIS Empire.
- He thought the Mayflower landed in Turkey, because "Where else can you find turkeys?"
- He thought that all black people were still slaves, and so, he treated them as if they were. ((He got the hecc beaten out of him.))
- He actually thought that you could use U.S. dollars anywhere in the world.
- He thought that the Cold War was between America, Russia, and the Nazis.
And so on... I could tell a crap ton of stories about this dude.
Maybe he was stored in ice from world wars and got revived like captain America lol
Were all liven in the War on Terror while he be living in Cold War 2 lol
Maybe he is just from another timeline haha
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Girl : Does Australia have any beaches?
Me : We are literately an island !
To be fair, it's a pretty big island.
To be _ultra_ fair, every land mass could be considered an island, as it's surrounded by sea. Even Eurasia.
May be missing some English nuance, but... some islands have too rocky a coast to have beaches, so that's a technically correct question.
@@MaxArt2501 Don't quote me on this, but if I remember correctly, the rationale behind the other continents not being considered islands is because they are connected to other continents on the boundaries of their respective plates. Then again, using that as a definition is probably as contentious as answers to the coastline paradox.
@@tgdm buttttttttttttttt doesn't the just make it a bigger island?
@@Joel-gu9vv I think at that point the word 'island' loses its meaning. If you were to extrapolate to the extreme and assume that the whole Earth was land except for a body of water the size of, say, Rhode Island, then by that logic, that entire landmass would be an island by merit of being "surrounded" by the water of this tiny lake, as all of its shoreline would be touching the same body of water.
I had to explain to my ex (who's parents are German and lived through WW2) that the axis powers were Germany, Italy and Japan. And the US was an ally with Russia.
I literally had to pull up Wikipedia and other news/text articles to prove it.
My friend thought Hitler was killed by us. Then I explained that No Hitler killed himself. Then he asked the teachers about it because he didn't believe me.
And he wanted to be a history teacher.
But not actually from Germany, the ex I mean ... we get this stuff HAMMERED into our skulls.
@@7dog123 Well, there are some Discovery channel "documentaries" that tell stuf like the Russians offed him, he fled to Argentina and other weird bs.
So, if he thinks what they "teach", it's not really astonishing. I've also seen "documentaries" treating ancient aliens, bigfoot and the buybull as scientific facts.
Heard passing the hallway:
"Are trees a plant???"
Gabbie DeLange well they are.
R/thathappened
Had someone ask if a bird was an animal
A guy in our class thought Niagara Falls was in OUR country.
Our country is in Eurasia
Why not just name said country
@@johannesm.9413 Turkey
@@denizcakr7593 Since when has Turkey been part of Europe?
@@mlgsty8880 Well technically, it's located mainly in Western Asia, with a smaller portion on the Balkan Peninsula in Southeast Europe since October 29, 1923.
@@denizcakr7593 Isn't Istanbul theoretically in both Asia and Europe? I remember one of my geography teachers saying so.
I literally screamed out loud at the Vietnamese/French one. That's some god tier cringiness there.
I was on the floor after the comment