r/Maliciouscompliance "CALL THE COPS!" "lol ok"
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- Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
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r/Maliciouscompliance In today's Malicious Compliance, a smug customer screams at OP, and threatens to call the cops if she the company doesn't fire an employee she hates. Well, OP gets sick of her abuse and notices that she might be breaking the law... so he agrees and calls the cops! When they show up, they kick her out of the country for overstaying her visa. LOL OOPS!
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This weekend, I'm going with my wife to visit my family and bring Yugo!
It's Yugo's first long distance car trip, and first sleep over in another house. Wish us luck! 🐕❤️
What're you doing this weekend?
You should get another dog, make sure it's a woman, and name her Karen.
Have fun rSlash! Im just going to the C.N.E tomorrow
Wait your what?
You have a wife?
Hiding from the hurricane
"THEY HAVE BOOK BAGS !" Lord only knows what they are planning !
They're going to jail (school)
TAKE COVER!!!!
Not *BOOK BAGS*
Probably some reading and writting. And (gasp)maybe even studying!!!! Gosh darn kids these days and their "school gangs waiting for the bus!"
Drive-by by yellow bus.
Doggo: "Dad"
rSlash: "Dog."
Doggo: "Daaaaaad"
rSlash: "Doooooog, please."
Doggo: "Dad, I miss you."
Griffy : "im not your dad"
Smooooooch da pooooooch!!!
awwwwwwww smoch pochie
@sam I have a spoiled dog
This is how my Dad and his dogs act towards each other. I'm honestly kinda jealous.
"You could fit three full grown men in there"
r/slash, measuring volume by corpse count.
La machine.......fit at least 10 in there.
@@scottyp1597 thank you
Imagine how many you could fit in there if you used a wood chipper first.
Is u grind them up you could fit 20 or thirty at least
*Slaps top of box
This bad boy can fit three corpse's
“yOuR a SpOiLeD pUpPy DoG!!!”
My new favorite RUclipsr has revealed himself.
"smOoCHeMs tHE pOOCHeMs!" the biggest green flag is spoiling your dog
Yugo seem to be so cute! 🐾💕
"Smoochems da poochems! MWAH!" Absolutely my favorite part of this post.
Life lesson, NEVER piss off someone who delivers your food, because there might be an EXTRA ingredient, like spit or worse.
Yeah, pissing off somebody that has tons of time alone with your food is purely stupid.
As someone with siblings- I 100% spit in their food when they act shitty and entitled.
Well, you know Karens. They honestly don't view any employees as people. They view them as dumb animals without free will or any kind of human intelligence, that need to be "straightened out" to do their job and to be fired and replaced when Karen wants to. This is how Karens think.
while what you say is certainly true, if someone spits or adds worse things to food because someone was rude to them, they are human scum and deserves immediately prison.
Because that shit is dangerous.
*looks at South Park* Much worse, yes
I’m so glad that person included a picture of their document bomb because that’s even more ridiculous than I was picturing in my head. Amazing.
About three full grown men size...
3 Sheldon size?
3 Rambo size?
3 Terminator size?
Or 1/3 Hagrid size?
LOL 😂😂😂
"Dog...."
cute little whine...
"You're life is NOT that bad. Name one thing about your life, one thing."
cute little whine again....
"That I'm not playing with you?"
I want my ringtone to just be Rslash saying "SMOOCH DA POOCH."
Ok hold up
Can't do that
*S M O O C H D A P O O C H*
I do this to my cats or they’ll just miaow their heads off at me ! Lol 🤣😂🤣😂🤪
I want a 10 hour version
Karen: I DARE you to like this video!
Fans: [likes video]
Karen: [shocked pikachu face]
I did it because it was a dare
What if i dislike it?
*shocked Pikachu face intensifies*
Must do it especially when a Karen tells you not to
Legit was waiting since 4am for this video 😂
Honestly the dog is the most entitled here
I would like but this has 69 likes
It deserves to be
@@evanpepper5871 you can like now
*sees a black man just walking down the street and calls the cops*
Oh goody, more casual racism.
As someone who likes to take walks on occassion and happens to be a mixed race male, it worries me that someone might think my cousins or sister would be a danger just to walk around with me.
I have my own issues being antisocial, literally walking to different sides of the street if I'm walking towards someone, and although I'm conscious of race, I've been exposed to so many different people over the years that relying on stereotypes to denote dangerous people is just not reasonable. But considering how people STILL use them despite it literally being detrimental to the public image of their own race and creating even more division amongst people of different complexions, it's just an unfortunate fact of life that people choose to stay ignorant by not giving other people a chance.
@Unknown User A racist country? Like America? Because that is where all these stories (remember BBQ Becky??) seem to come from.
Not to say other countries don't have racists, but the problem in the USA seems particularly acute.
@@ashleysmith1276 Most racists in America at least TRY to come up with a better reason for someone to be arrested than "he's black". The reasons are often complete BS, of course, but being as overt as "arrest him because he's black and for no other reason" doesn't give them the opportunity to play the "playing the race card" card.
@@ashleysmith1276 im pretty sure a lot of people here in america are racist just because they can and it gets on peoples nerves (sometimes more than just nerves, they dont even have to try sometimes to just get on the news cus they did something that is considered racist)
I'm white and I am offended
"There's not enough money in the city to pay the attorneys to even touch this mess, let alone go through it" My favorite line of that story 😂 8:14
Edited to provide the time stamp
Oh my gosh! I LOVE the puppy bloopers, especially since I watched your "reveal" video to see you and your darling puppy for the first time! Your voice when you try to "explain" to your pup that you have to work as such a delightful combination of exasperation and humor, I just love it when the pup joins in to "help" your posts. Please keep up the great work! I love listening to your readings and they definitely make it easier to cope with my own versions of "Karens" in my life!
Same, yugo isThe cutest podcaster dog ever! 💕
People who maliciously comply are honestly a hundred times better than pro revenge
Amen
These are facts
Woah.. 130 likes??
r/prorevenge is like when people brute force their way to beat their Karen while r/maliciouscompliance is where the Karen is outsmarted.
Seth Adkins, thanks for the definition. I’m 11, so I’m... well, I feel stupid!
Em: CALL THE COPS, THEY CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
OP: Lol k
Em: *HOW DARE YOU CALL THE COPS, THE AUDACITY OF SOME PEOPLE*
......What's OP??
Helloworld 5995
Original Poster (the person who is telling the story and who the story is normally happening too)
Listening to puppy bloopers just reminds me of what my dog does whenever I’m playing video games and haven’t given her attention for a while lol
My boss had me telling anyone "who looked like a senior citizen" that they were eligible for a senior discount. It went as well as I told him it would.
i DEMAND you give me MORE puppy bloopers or the police will get INVOLVED
This is 911 what your emergency there is no r/puppy bloopers on rslash newest video this is an avengers level theart there will be 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999police officers in 00000000000.1 seconds there already here.
I was going to like but I saw the 69 likes......
Me: *Calls 911*
Receiver: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: We need more r/puppy bloopers, but there aren't any!
Receiver: We will be sending policemen right away.
Me: *Hangs Up*
Another person calls: Help! I'm being robbed!
Receiver: Sorry, but we don't have any more cops for a much more serious issue.
*Suddenly, PuppyBloopers*
469 likes so I'm not liking
Yugo has negative flips to give about your silly human 'work schedule!'
and he has -2763 patience to wait for rubs with
rSlash: You're life is not that bad! name one thing!
Yugo: You make videos instead of playing with meeeeeeeeeee! Play with me human!
I think you're comment 666
shadowfang269 hello there Ac player
@@theneekofficial8829 Nothing is true, everything is permitted
Vânător Entitled people creed The customer is right everything is permitted
Me: *awwing at the puppy bloopers*
My cat: *comes up to me* MEOW
My cat’s not in the room at the moment, if she were she would chirp at my iPad.
Waiiiit a minute........hold on..... WHAT?
I just wana comment something here so ima just say, this comment radiates the same energy as telling your dog that they are adopted
I like to imagine there’s a Facebook group or something alike out there with a bunch of Karen’s sharing their stories about getting told off.
It's probably filled with wine memes and rants about "the cold, cruel world" and "this is what the world has come to?!" or "the kids these days have no respect for their elders!"
next to posts about the earth being flat and how vaccines are bad, i imagine
@@OuchingTigerLimpingDragon it would also probably be filled with highly racist posts
Me: breathes
Karen: I'm calling your manager!
Me: im unemployed
Karen: well you're breathing so you must have a manager!!!! I am calling corporate!!!!!
**calls Jesus**
WTH karen?
I know youre Italian, I've seen you eating pizza!
Who are you so unwise in the ways of logic?
Lol
18:50 LOL at "Your life is not that bad, why are you whining? What's bad about your life? Name one thing."
Entitled dog demands playtime.
Yugo: Woof (How DARE you speak to the computer instead of playing with me). ;)
All InOne Yugo...nothing much dad but it gets a bit woof at times
The puppy bloopers immediately cured the migraines that the Karens gave me! ❤️🐶
I love that Yugo makes that “I’m complaining but I’m not outright barking” noise, like he understands Slash’s words telling him to stop, but also can tell his tone his not serious, but he’s just hedging his bets 😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰
I could listen to an entire episode of puppy bloopers, its wholesome and brings joy to my heart
The man that did that to all the paperwork is a master at revenge. I humbly bow to his greatness.
HOW DARE YOU HICCUP IN FRONT OF ME! THIS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE! I DEMAND EVERYTHING FOR FREE FROM TODAY ONWARDS!
“LET ME IN AREA 51! MY SON WANTS TO PLAY THERE! AND YOU SHOULD GIVE ME YOUR 2,000 ROUNDS PER MINUTE GUN AS COMPENSATION!”
Lefteris Gaming you should give him a ufo as compensation
It would absolutely make my day to hear you brought a friend for Yugo into the family. It would keep him from feeling lonely and give him someone to play with when he’s bored. There are so many wonderful dogs out there in need of good homes, and you would be doing more than your part in easing the overwhelmed shelter system.
Anyway, it’s worth consideration. Love your channel. Keep the stories coming!
The puppy bloopers at the end was adorable. I love hearing those BTS moments when the professional piece just disappears and you get raw human+pet interactions
Karen: *"I Demand Free Food"*
Me: *"No"*
Karen: *surprised pikachu face*
Karen: *Call the police they can't do anything!*
Everybody: ok, sure *calls*
Karen: *WAT ARE YOU DOING??!?!!!??*
Police:mam your coming with us to the Karen prison for being a Karen
Karen:GiVe ME YoUr MaNEgEr
Police:No
Karen:shocked pichckua face
This, this line shall live through the ages:
“Tough Cookies”
My mom has an entitled boss, he suspended a female worker for having to go to the hospital, she has cancer. Thats only 1 story, there are tons more that ive hear about him though.
bloodhowler 27 if the story is true put it on Reddit if your mom is will to eleborate
@@docm7951 i put it under entitled people since it wasnt really an entitled parent.
Haha on the divorce story! My good friend had a great career, and became engaged to a moderately wealthy man. 2 days before they're to leave on a destination wedding, her fiancé presents her with a prenup for her to sign, "to protect them BOTH". My friend was in love, had a great career, and happily signed. Fast forward, she finds out her dream mate has been cheating on her since their engagement, all through their marriage. She's devastated, and files for divorce. The husband reminds her about the prenup, and she goes into panic mode because she doesn't remember what's in it, or even where it is. Every time they speak, he reminds her that she won't get a dime from him because of the prenup. He goes out of town, she still has a key to their house, so we go to hunt for the prenup. After 6 hours of searching to no avail, we decide to go to the lawyer who wrote the prenup. When we get there, there's a full SRO waiting room with a United Nations of clients. We were perplexed, but explained to the receptionist. She told us that the law offices didn't keep copies after 8 years (not ok or legal), and they only handled immigration matters. We leave in defeat, and go back to my friend's old house to get the last of her boxes that were in the attic. She looks in one to make sure it isn't junk and there's the elusive prenup. When she took it to her lawyer, her lawyer said, "This was never properly filed, and you were married over 12 years, and this prenup looks like it was written by an immigration attorney. It's basically worthless." So my friend got alimony, and the house, and a lump sum settlement. All the while her lordly ex fumed about vying to pay her many dimes after all! Karma is delicious!
This is it, this is probably the most wholesome puppy bloopers I’ve ever heard. The smooches, the obvious sound of him patting Yugo’s side aggressively, the mimicking of Yugo’s whines-
My heart can’t take it, I’m suing RSlash for my oncoming diabetes-
Title: "Call the cops"
Me: *Hiding in a bush with a cop uniform and a mustache* STAHP RIGHT THERE!!!
Its sopt
I know this reference!!
Karen: There's black people waiting with bookbags on a corner at a bus stop!!
Cop: So what if they're black and waiting for a bus you racist bastard?
Karen: But they're a gang!!!
Cop: BULLSH-- *fires an unrealistic amount of shots to Karen*
Super Kami Dende
Thank you for that Sgt. Anous reference
@Super Kami Dende
KHAMI-HAMI...
You violated the law pay the court your fine or serve your sentence, your entitlement is now forfeit!
Karen: "HELP, THERES SOMEONE WALKING ON THE SIDEWALK"
Dispatcher: "Is there anything wrong with them?"
Karen: "THEY'RE BLACK SEND SEAL TEAM 6!!"
Dispatcher: .....
FBI:FBI OPEN UP!
Also FBI: *proceeds to bust down the door*
Your other comment is right above this :3
Seraphic Floofer this reminded me of the old South Park episode with Michael Jackson as mr Jefferson
I spit my coffee hahaha
"Imagine cardboard box big enough to contain 3 grown man"
Americans will do EVERYTHING just to avoid using metric system :)))
We avoid the metric and whatever the hell we use
THE METRIC SYSTEM IS THE TOOL OF THE DEVIL! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.
we use what we were taught, inches, feet, yards, miles and acres. If you don't know the system its not avoiding it. R/EntitledMetricSystemusers…...
@@robertiams4198 But metric system is superior
@@frenchsoldier8485 your name is misleading considering the Soviet flag is your profile picture
That's a joke btw
How many times do Karens have to be told? People in glass houses shouldn't cast stones. That's how you get busted and deported.
17:32 Shopzilla has to choose between being called a senior, and not getting any discount... this is something you can do with chickens. If you put food outside a chicken run, a couple yards from the gate, then open the gate and stand back, the chickens will see the food, try to go through the fence, realize they can't, go halfway to the open gate, then realize they are _walking away from the food_ and turn around and go back to the place closest to where the food is, and try to get through the fence there again... they will continue to go back and forth until you step forward and shoo them in one direction or another. Don't actually do this, it's cruel.
Could've done some r/MaliciousCompliance
when someone asked me to write down 'Anything' on the group's paper but I was afraid that the consequences could be catastrophic.
Welcome to another episode of SMOOCH THAT POOCH
I’m sorry, but you’ve been using the “Entitled parent” voice alot. Your reading voice has become halfway like that. Just wanted you to know
OK, I'll try to mix it up
@@rSlash imagine you scolding your future kids that way
Wow so wholesome
@@rSlash I love your entitled parent voice, it is PERFECTION
Imagine him hitting his head and suddenly not being able to speak any other way.
I appreciate the description of the picture, I was busy drawing while listening and it's not often I get to know what the picture is without switching tabs, which is an unfortunately slow process. Thank you, rSlash!
Holy shit. I got to pull the “Ma’am, I *am* the manager” response on a Karen once and it felt so good that for a moment, I believed in love again.
"Blocks of documents"?
...This guy created the bookshelf block from Minecraft!
nah, he made an entire max level enchanting room
What kind of mic do you have??? It’s really good
Most likely a blue yeti
Karen mic
@@charlythesneaky it would probably end up talking over him
@@InternetinaNutshellChannel Blue yeti's aren't this good lmaoooo
I wanna know 2
Ah, that senior discount one was one of the most satisfying outcomes of dealing with a Karen I have heard yet.
I honestly can't decide what's better, all the stories or the puppy bloopers at end. I certainly know which one is more adorable!
5:20 Wow, that made my skin crawl... screw people like that.
That second story (about the documents) is absolutely my all-time favourite
I remember when I called the cops on this couple. They opened the front door across the street from me...WITH A LARGE POWER DRILL! I'm like "Oh, Hell no! They are not just breaking in during broad daylight!"
The cops showed up and interrogated them. Turns out they were hired by the landlord to change the locks, clean, etc.
The cop came over and thanked me anyway, "Actually a lot of break ins happen during the day." he said.
Edit: They had the key from the previous tenant too! They didn't need to destroy the lock! They could've opened the door and changed the lock with a screw driver like a normal person! But no, they punched a hole straight through the keyhole!! Also, they were dressed casually and arrived in an unmarked car.
OMG, I got so unbelievably, borderline disproportionately excited when you said r/puppybloopers~!
5:00, you know how those dang gangs are, with their bookbags. Aka: too much reading makes you a gang member, I guess??
Unfortunately, that call to the dispatcher about a block man walking down the street is an all too common occurrence in this country every day now. And cops come out and harass (and worse!) these individuals for NO REASON!
Love your videos, man. They're part of my morning routine just like a good cup of coffee.
Video: *Releases at 7PM*
Me: Yeah me to it's part of my daily routine
Same here. Him and VoiceyHere make my mornings
Note: the “box” containing the paper bombs has the label of Zapgun on it. Methinks it held a blaster, a dog, and a few ducks.
Ethan Fiske 🤣
No one:
Not a goddamn soul:
Not even PewDiePie or MrBeast:
rSlash: *"smoochums the poochums!"*
I literally expanded your comment, THE MOMENT he said it xD.
R S same
"They have bookbags!" I'd absolutely lose my shit laughing if i ever had to work in a situation as ridiculous as these stories are more than half the time
The puppy bloopers made my day, give the puppy a big hug from the fans. That puppy is so cute!!!
4:19 listen closely to the background and you can hear yugo (idk how to spell his dogs name lol)
Edit:i just saw rslashs post and i did spell it right... YAY
I came for the stories, I stayed for the puppybloopers.
The audio of you interacting with your dog truly ascends my soul
The puppy bloopers are the best! I love hearing people baby talk to their dogs. Especially men. My dogs act like their life is super hard and they get no love or attention. Lol.
Could you do some nuclear revenge next?
7:57 actually I believe you wouldn't get away with stuff like this nowadays, they'd go to the judge, he'd agree that its ridiculous and have you give it to them digitally
thanks for the doggie interview at the end! you asked very insightful questions of the doggie and Yugo's thoughtful answers touched something deep within me. very eloquent doggie - my viewpoint has been changed! :-D
Thank you for the commentary about the picture of the docs! I listen to these videos when getting ready or commuting, so it's great to not miss out!
To the Business owner that bundled all the loose documents. You're my new hero - outstanding work.:)
9:50
Im like this guy is exaderating no way the guy had that much
Look at screen
Oh thats just a small box wait is that a pallet
You deserve way more views for actually putting in the effort to actually read your content and not just shoving copy texted stories into a text to speech program youre the only reddit story youtuber i subscribed to for your effort keep up the good work!
3:37 I wanted to say "just standing there, menacingly"
8:32 - Paperwork Story - ok, I haven’t combed through all of the comments, but did NOBODY notice that the big box of paperwork was marked ‘Qnty: 2/6 ITEMS’ on the side!?!
I'm relistening to r/ since I've listened to probably 95% of it and puppy bloopers always make me smile. This was is hands down my favorite
I love how the dog keeps whining at you for pets
SMOOCH DA POOCH should be the name of your autobiography. 🐶💋💖
When I started to hear the puppy bloopers I was like what has my life become. OOOOOOOOOF
Omg!!!! I love the puppy bloopers!!! They’re seriously the best!!!
i like how you always describe what the pictures are about. It’s so thoughtful for the people who listen, and don’t watch 😊
Yugo: "Let me sing you the song of my people."
Right on schedule, this is what helps me get through my night shift. Thanks RSlash!
you're upload time is perfect for work lunches in the uk, thanks for the break filler lol
Ross Carey yeah i normal watch these vids while eating my lunch
Thank you for the puppy bloopers, I was feeling down and they helped cheer me up!
Teaching rude people that they will suffer for being rude is a morally right thing to do. Like teaching small children that tantrums won't work.
Rslash: **uploads video**
Me: **crashes through door while dropping everything** I HAVE ARRIVED!!!!
*gasp* A black man walking down the street!? ARREST HIM!
Quick, before he goes to a job or a store, or even worse, to a park to enjoy himself... reading a book.
@@OmniscientWarrior
Holy shit, you're scaring me! Black people can do that?
I would be upset with MY life too if *I* exploded all of a sudden, Yugo is rightfully sad in my opinion
Puppy just wanted cuddles. I think the puppy bloopers were my favourite part 🤣🤣🤣
Book bags seem to be fairly innocuous, but these days they could be dangerous. I'm not saying this woman isn't ridiculous, but a random bookbag in public is suspicious.
The parts where u stop n laugh really gets me every time haha
These videos have become such a good part of my day. Thanks so much for all you do, rSlash :)
I gotta say I really appreciate the detailed description you gave of the pallet/truckload of paperwork. Not only it is nice for the people like me and my husband who just listen while we work on other things, but it’s also a great thing to do for vision-impaired viewers. You make great videos with a ton of personality, and this has become my favorite reddit reading RUclips channel. Keep it up☺️👍
Oh my gosh I love the puppy bloopers!!!! Give him all the loves!!!
Belly rubs and cuddles for The Almighty Yugo!
"where OP get a karen deported out of the country"
ok so explain how that works for actual logic
You see you need a visa to live/work in certain countries and when it expires you gotta go back to you r original country otherwise now you are considered illegally staying in the country? Understand no?
@@TopSkullCandy thank you, makes sense now
Did anyone notice rslash said
“I printed bright arange”
Instead of orange?