r/Maliciouscompliance "CALL THE COPS!" "lol ok"

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +2592

    This weekend, I'm going with my wife to visit my family and bring Yugo!
    It's Yugo's first long distance car trip, and first sleep over in another house. Wish us luck! 🐕❤️
    What're you doing this weekend?

    • @toadofsteel
      @toadofsteel 5 лет назад +101

      You should get another dog, make sure it's a woman, and name her Karen.

    • @bradyfrost2151
      @bradyfrost2151 5 лет назад +12

      Have fun rSlash! Im just going to the C.N.E tomorrow

    • @moniquescott7127
      @moniquescott7127 5 лет назад +53

      Wait your what?

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 5 лет назад +99

      You have a wife?

    • @FktheFcker
      @FktheFcker 5 лет назад +32

      Hiding from the hurricane

  • @irdmoose
    @irdmoose 5 лет назад +2304

    Doggo: "Dad"
    rSlash: "Dog."
    Doggo: "Daaaaaad"
    rSlash: "Doooooog, please."
    Doggo: "Dad, I miss you."

    • @Sora-dragneel
      @Sora-dragneel 4 года назад +42

      Griffy : "im not your dad"

    • @maestroandres
      @maestroandres 4 года назад +36

      Smooooooch da pooooooch!!!

    • @calebhenry2462
      @calebhenry2462 4 года назад +22

      awwwwwwww smoch pochie

    • @zachwatson2824
      @zachwatson2824 4 года назад +11

      @sam I have a spoiled dog

    • @aleahlrb
      @aleahlrb 4 года назад +24

      This is how my Dad and his dogs act towards each other. I'm honestly kinda jealous.

  • @christelheadington1136
    @christelheadington1136 5 лет назад +1938

    "THEY HAVE BOOK BAGS !" Lord only knows what they are planning !

    • @mate_on_f7916
      @mate_on_f7916 5 лет назад +132

      They're going to jail (school)

    • @shsltrash6685
      @shsltrash6685 5 лет назад +79

      TAKE COVER!!!!

    • @thepigletgamer2669
      @thepigletgamer2669 5 лет назад +89

      Not *BOOK BAGS*

    • @blossomsmom8929
      @blossomsmom8929 5 лет назад +120

      Probably some reading and writting. And (gasp)maybe even studying!!!! Gosh darn kids these days and their "school gangs waiting for the bus!"

    • @FeyTheBin
      @FeyTheBin 4 года назад +51

      Drive-by by yellow bus.

  • @mtnbkr5478
    @mtnbkr5478 5 лет назад +1789

    "You could fit three full grown men in there"
    r/slash, measuring volume by corpse count.

    • @jamesbarbour7430
      @jamesbarbour7430 5 лет назад +21

      La machine.......fit at least 10 in there.

    • @MonCalypso
      @MonCalypso 4 года назад +6

      @@scottyp1597 thank you

    • @KeyWiteWolf
      @KeyWiteWolf 4 года назад +32

      Imagine how many you could fit in there if you used a wood chipper first.

    • @Ryan-xo5mg
      @Ryan-xo5mg 4 года назад +12

      Is u grind them up you could fit 20 or thirty at least

    • @stevejones69420
      @stevejones69420 4 года назад +24

      *Slaps top of box
      This bad boy can fit three corpse's

  • @xer0698
    @xer0698 5 лет назад +698

    “yOuR a SpOiLeD pUpPy DoG!!!”
    My new favorite RUclipsr has revealed himself.

    • @thegreeenmnm
      @thegreeenmnm 3 года назад +32

      "smOoCHeMs tHE pOOCHeMs!" the biggest green flag is spoiling your dog

    • @Randombookwoorm
      @Randombookwoorm 2 года назад +6

      Yugo seem to be so cute! 🐾💕

  • @tea2818
    @tea2818 5 лет назад +406

    Honestly the dog is the most entitled here

    • @evanpepper5871
      @evanpepper5871 3 года назад +4

      I would like but this has 69 likes

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 года назад +7

      It deserves to be

    • @Tzar1
      @Tzar1 3 года назад +4

      @@evanpepper5871 you can like now

  • @whiteowl4097
    @whiteowl4097 5 лет назад +292

    Life lesson, NEVER piss off someone who delivers your food, because there might be an EXTRA ingredient, like spit or worse.

    • @ReformedCatfish
      @ReformedCatfish 5 лет назад +29

      Yeah, pissing off somebody that has tons of time alone with your food is purely stupid.

    • @sillybillygoatsdoincartwheels
      @sillybillygoatsdoincartwheels 3 года назад

      As someone with siblings- I 100% spit in their food when they act shitty and entitled.

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 2 года назад

      Well, you know Karens. They honestly don't view any employees as people. They view them as dumb animals without free will or any kind of human intelligence, that need to be "straightened out" to do their job and to be fired and replaced when Karen wants to. This is how Karens think.

    • @miniman649
      @miniman649 2 года назад +9

      while what you say is certainly true, if someone spits or adds worse things to food because someone was rude to them, they are human scum and deserves immediately prison.
      Because that shit is dangerous.

    • @majoratwili7312
      @majoratwili7312 4 месяца назад

      *looks at South Park* Much worse, yes

  • @PiraticOctopus
    @PiraticOctopus 5 лет назад +108

    I’m so glad that person included a picture of their document bomb because that’s even more ridiculous than I was picturing in my head. Amazing.

    • @erichanastacio9695
      @erichanastacio9695 Год назад +1

      About three full grown men size...
      3 Sheldon size?
      3 Rambo size?
      3 Terminator size?
      Or 1/3 Hagrid size?
      LOL 😂😂😂

  • @AuntLoopy123
    @AuntLoopy123 5 лет назад +181

    "Smoochems da poochems! MWAH!" Absolutely my favorite part of this post.

  • @lupinnoney7480
    @lupinnoney7480 5 лет назад +490

    I want my ringtone to just be Rslash saying "SMOOCH DA POOCH."

    • @TheBlueSpycrab
      @TheBlueSpycrab 3 года назад

      Ok hold up

    • @TheBlueSpycrab
      @TheBlueSpycrab 3 года назад

      Can't do that

    • @Da_Rivulet
      @Da_Rivulet 3 года назад +7

      *S M O O C H D A P O O C H*

    • @vahvahdisco
      @vahvahdisco Год назад +1

      I do this to my cats or they’ll just miaow their heads off at me ! Lol 🤣😂🤣😂🤪

    • @chaos2232
      @chaos2232 Год назад

      I want a 10 hour version

  • @0hno514
    @0hno514 5 лет назад +947

    People who maliciously comply are honestly a hundred times better than pro revenge

    • @kseg5076
      @kseg5076 5 лет назад +9

      Amen

    • @AlexM-xj7qd
      @AlexM-xj7qd 5 лет назад +12

      These are facts

    • @0hno514
      @0hno514 5 лет назад +3

      Woah.. 130 likes??

    • @sethadkins546
      @sethadkins546 5 лет назад +36

      r/prorevenge is like when people brute force their way to beat their Karen while r/maliciouscompliance is where the Karen is outsmarted.

    • @sharlivee
      @sharlivee 5 лет назад +4

      Seth Adkins, thanks for the definition. I’m 11, so I’m... well, I feel stupid!

  • @cheetachug
    @cheetachug 5 лет назад +312

    Em: CALL THE COPS, THEY CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
    OP: Lol k
    Em: *HOW DARE YOU CALL THE COPS, THE AUDACITY OF SOME PEOPLE*

    • @hallow7588
      @hallow7588 4 года назад

      ......What's OP??

    • @denseflounder36sure26
      @denseflounder36sure26 4 года назад

      Helloworld 5995
      Original Poster (the person who is telling the story and who the story is normally happening too)

  • @aciarduce
    @aciarduce 5 лет назад +197

    "Dog...."
    cute little whine...
    "You're life is NOT that bad. Name one thing about your life, one thing."
    cute little whine again....
    "That I'm not playing with you?"

  • @lethalj2258
    @lethalj2258 4 года назад +44

    "There's not enough money in the city to pay the attorneys to even touch this mess, let alone go through it" My favorite line of that story 😂 8:14
    Edited to provide the time stamp

  • @syndillucian
    @syndillucian 4 года назад +32

    Oh my gosh! I LOVE the puppy bloopers, especially since I watched your "reveal" video to see you and your darling puppy for the first time! Your voice when you try to "explain" to your pup that you have to work as such a delightful combination of exasperation and humor, I just love it when the pup joins in to "help" your posts. Please keep up the great work! I love listening to your readings and they definitely make it easier to cope with my own versions of "Karens" in my life!

    • @Randombookwoorm
      @Randombookwoorm 2 года назад +1

      Same, yugo isThe cutest podcaster dog ever! 💕

  • @jamesnorman9160
    @jamesnorman9160 5 лет назад +1443

    *sees a black man just walking down the street and calls the cops*
    Oh goody, more casual racism.

    • @refusingtoconform
      @refusingtoconform 5 лет назад +87

      As someone who likes to take walks on occassion and happens to be a mixed race male, it worries me that someone might think my cousins or sister would be a danger just to walk around with me.
      I have my own issues being antisocial, literally walking to different sides of the street if I'm walking towards someone, and although I'm conscious of race, I've been exposed to so many different people over the years that relying on stereotypes to denote dangerous people is just not reasonable. But considering how people STILL use them despite it literally being detrimental to the public image of their own race and creating even more division amongst people of different complexions, it's just an unfortunate fact of life that people choose to stay ignorant by not giving other people a chance.

    • @ashleysmith1276
      @ashleysmith1276 5 лет назад +87

      @Unknown User A racist country? Like America? Because that is where all these stories (remember BBQ Becky??) seem to come from.
      Not to say other countries don't have racists, but the problem in the USA seems particularly acute.

    • @HeroicJay
      @HeroicJay 5 лет назад +33

      @@ashleysmith1276 Most racists in America at least TRY to come up with a better reason for someone to be arrested than "he's black". The reasons are often complete BS, of course, but being as overt as "arrest him because he's black and for no other reason" doesn't give them the opportunity to play the "playing the race card" card.

    • @GodofChum
      @GodofChum 5 лет назад +22

      @@ashleysmith1276 im pretty sure a lot of people here in america are racist just because they can and it gets on peoples nerves (sometimes more than just nerves, they dont even have to try sometimes to just get on the news cus they did something that is considered racist)

    • @Jay-oy1ld
      @Jay-oy1ld 5 лет назад +6

      I'm white and I am offended

  • @CazadorSlayer
    @CazadorSlayer 5 лет назад +72

    Yugo has negative flips to give about your silly human 'work schedule!'

    • @Da_Rivulet
      @Da_Rivulet 3 года назад +2

      and he has -2763 patience to wait for rubs with

  • @4wful3d3n5
    @4wful3d3n5 5 лет назад +261

    Me: breathes
    Karen: I'm calling your manager!
    Me: im unemployed
    Karen: well you're breathing so you must have a manager!!!! I am calling corporate!!!!!

  • @myroc1
    @myroc1 3 года назад +12

    My boss had me telling anyone "who looked like a senior citizen" that they were eligible for a senior discount. It went as well as I told him it would.

  • @xxartimisxx
    @xxartimisxx 2 года назад +37

    Listening to puppy bloopers just reminds me of what my dog does whenever I’m playing video games and haven’t given her attention for a while lol

  • @shadowfang269
    @shadowfang269 5 лет назад +218

    rSlash: You're life is not that bad! name one thing!
    Yugo: You make videos instead of playing with meeeeeeeeeee! Play with me human!

    • @bluexbeanlyn
      @bluexbeanlyn 5 лет назад +2

      I think you're comment 666

    • @theneekofficial8829
      @theneekofficial8829 5 лет назад

      shadowfang269 hello there Ac player

    • @vanator3169
      @vanator3169 5 лет назад +1

      @@theneekofficial8829 Nothing is true, everything is permitted

    • @goldenmine1494
      @goldenmine1494 4 года назад

      Vânător Entitled people creed The customer is right everything is permitted

  • @danielsanimation2103
    @danielsanimation2103 5 лет назад +834

    i DEMAND you give me MORE puppy bloopers or the police will get INVOLVED

    • @cfgeneric7677
      @cfgeneric7677 5 лет назад +28

      This is 911 what your emergency there is no r/puppy bloopers on rslash newest video this is an avengers level theart there will be 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999police officers in 00000000000.1 seconds there already here.

    • @son_of_nemesis8957
      @son_of_nemesis8957 5 лет назад +12

      I was going to like but I saw the 69 likes......

    • @rageddx
      @rageddx 5 лет назад +23

      Me: *Calls 911*
      Receiver: 911 what's your emergency?
      Me: We need more r/puppy bloopers, but there aren't any!
      Receiver: We will be sending policemen right away.
      Me: *Hangs Up*
      Another person calls: Help! I'm being robbed!
      Receiver: Sorry, but we don't have any more cops for a much more serious issue.

    • @fenorlex1126
      @fenorlex1126 5 лет назад +7

      *Suddenly, PuppyBloopers*

    • @thefailure7789
      @thefailure7789 4 года назад +2

      469 likes so I'm not liking

  • @stripyword1655
    @stripyword1655 5 лет назад +130

    Me: *awwing at the puppy bloopers*
    My cat: *comes up to me* MEOW

    • @KatBFabulous
      @KatBFabulous 4 года назад +4

      My cat’s not in the room at the moment, if she were she would chirp at my iPad.

    • @Sur3sT
      @Sur3sT 3 года назад +2

      Waiiiit a minute........hold on..... WHAT?

    • @altothedutchangeldragon4125
      @altothedutchangeldragon4125 3 года назад +1

      I just wana comment something here so ima just say, this comment radiates the same energy as telling your dog that they are adopted

  • @GuyNate-bl2ov
    @GuyNate-bl2ov 4 года назад +59

    I like to imagine there’s a Facebook group or something alike out there with a bunch of Karen’s sharing their stories about getting told off.

    • @OuchingTigerLimpingDragon
      @OuchingTigerLimpingDragon 2 года назад +9

      It's probably filled with wine memes and rants about "the cold, cruel world" and "this is what the world has come to?!" or "the kids these days have no respect for their elders!"

    • @reffk5306
      @reffk5306 2 года назад

      next to posts about the earth being flat and how vaccines are bad, i imagine

    • @totallyreyalfactsfsfs
      @totallyreyalfactsfsfs Год назад

      ​@@OuchingTigerLimpingDragon it would also probably be filled with highly racist posts

  • @allinone-qz2gi
    @allinone-qz2gi 5 лет назад +81

    18:50 LOL at "Your life is not that bad, why are you whining? What's bad about your life? Name one thing."

    • @faranior
      @faranior 5 лет назад +16

      Entitled dog demands playtime.
      Yugo: Woof (How DARE you speak to the computer instead of playing with me). ;)

    • @salsylexhagen7423
      @salsylexhagen7423 5 лет назад +7

      All InOne Yugo...nothing much dad but it gets a bit woof at times

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +1760

    Karen: I DARE you to like this video!
    Fans: [likes video]
    Karen: [shocked pikachu face]

    • @luxtrous
      @luxtrous 5 лет назад +19

      I did it because it was a dare

    • @CodedBitRate
      @CodedBitRate 5 лет назад +12

      What if i dislike it?

    • @kakiekakee
      @kakiekakee 5 лет назад +8

      *shocked Pikachu face intensifies*

    • @__-qx7jx
      @__-qx7jx 5 лет назад +9

      Must do it especially when a Karen tells you not to

    • @j.5790
      @j.5790 5 лет назад +4

      Legit was waiting since 4am for this video 😂

  • @rainbow_unicorn289
    @rainbow_unicorn289 5 лет назад +13

    The man that did that to all the paperwork is a master at revenge. I humbly bow to his greatness.

  • @tjmakes_
    @tjmakes_ 4 года назад +12

    I love that Yugo makes that “I’m complaining but I’m not outright barking” noise, like he understands Slash’s words telling him to stop, but also can tell his tone his not serious, but he’s just hedging his bets 😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰

  • @DeanDraxon8752
    @DeanDraxon8752 3 года назад +14

    This is it, this is probably the most wholesome puppy bloopers I’ve ever heard. The smooches, the obvious sound of him patting Yugo’s side aggressively, the mimicking of Yugo’s whines-
    My heart can’t take it, I’m suing RSlash for my oncoming diabetes-

  • @kristychow9206
    @kristychow9206 5 лет назад +112

    HOW DARE YOU HICCUP IN FRONT OF ME! THIS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE! I DEMAND EVERYTHING FOR FREE FROM TODAY ONWARDS!

  • @leftmorningstar6954
    @leftmorningstar6954 5 лет назад +105

    “LET ME IN AREA 51! MY SON WANTS TO PLAY THERE! AND YOU SHOULD GIVE ME YOUR 2,000 ROUNDS PER MINUTE GUN AS COMPENSATION!”

    • @redaholic9393
      @redaholic9393 5 лет назад +4

      Lefteris Gaming you should give him a ufo as compensation

  • @calebgoodman2076
    @calebgoodman2076 5 лет назад +101

    The puppy bloopers immediately cured the migraines that the Karens gave me! ❤️🐶

  • @azalearedmoon9753
    @azalearedmoon9753 3 года назад +8

    I could listen to an entire episode of puppy bloopers, its wholesome and brings joy to my heart

  • @jamiehaas54
    @jamiehaas54 3 года назад +2

    The puppy bloopers at the end was adorable. I love hearing those BTS moments when the professional piece just disappears and you get raw human+pet interactions

  • @goaway5421
    @goaway5421 5 лет назад +39

    This, this line shall live through the ages:
    “Tough Cookies”

  • @novapoop2
    @novapoop2 5 лет назад +173

    Karen: *"I Demand Free Food"*
    Me: *"No"*
    Karen: *surprised pikachu face*

    • @hallow7588
      @hallow7588 4 года назад +2

      Karen: *Call the police they can't do anything!*
      Everybody: ok, sure *calls*
      Karen: *WAT ARE YOU DOING??!?!!!??*

    • @lifeinmotion1875
      @lifeinmotion1875 4 года назад +1

      Police:mam your coming with us to the Karen prison for being a Karen
      Karen:GiVe ME YoUr MaNEgEr
      Police:No
      Karen:shocked pichckua face

  • @bloodhowler2792
    @bloodhowler2792 5 лет назад +30

    My mom has an entitled boss, he suspended a female worker for having to go to the hospital, she has cancer. Thats only 1 story, there are tons more that ive hear about him though.

    • @docm7951
      @docm7951 5 лет назад +3

      bloodhowler 27 if the story is true put it on Reddit if your mom is will to eleborate

    • @bloodhowler2792
      @bloodhowler2792 5 лет назад +1

      @@docm7951 i put it under entitled people since it wasnt really an entitled parent.

  • @beautifulmidnight
    @beautifulmidnight 3 года назад +3

    Holy shit. I got to pull the “Ma’am, I *am* the manager” response on a Karen once and it felt so good that for a moment, I believed in love again.

  • @jerkdently5994
    @jerkdently5994 4 года назад +1

    It would absolutely make my day to hear you brought a friend for Yugo into the family. It would keep him from feeling lonely and give him someone to play with when he’s bored. There are so many wonderful dogs out there in need of good homes, and you would be doing more than your part in easing the overwhelmed shelter system.
    Anyway, it’s worth consideration. Love your channel. Keep the stories coming!

  • @dendeboi
    @dendeboi 5 лет назад +228

    Title: "Call the cops"
    Me: *Hiding in a bush with a cop uniform and a mustache* STAHP RIGHT THERE!!!

    • @taylorsinclair4334
      @taylorsinclair4334 5 лет назад +2

      Its sopt

    • @ShadowWolfe
      @ShadowWolfe 5 лет назад +9

      I know this reference!!
      Karen: There's black people waiting with bookbags on a corner at a bus stop!!
      Cop: So what if they're black and waiting for a bus you racist bastard?
      Karen: But they're a gang!!!
      Cop: BULLSH-- *fires an unrealistic amount of shots to Karen*

    • @fumikotsukumi017
      @fumikotsukumi017 5 лет назад +3

      Super Kami Dende
      Thank you for that Sgt. Anous reference

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 лет назад +1

      @Super Kami Dende
      KHAMI-HAMI...

    • @C0ZMIK5K1TTL35
      @C0ZMIK5K1TTL35 5 лет назад +1

      You violated the law pay the court your fine or serve your sentence, your entitlement is now forfeit!

  • @novapoop2
    @novapoop2 5 лет назад +210

    Karen: "HELP, THERES SOMEONE WALKING ON THE SIDEWALK"
    Dispatcher: "Is there anything wrong with them?"
    Karen: "THEY'RE BLACK SEND SEAL TEAM 6!!"
    Dispatcher: .....

    • @MemeSlayer982
      @MemeSlayer982 4 года назад +5

      FBI:FBI OPEN UP!
      Also FBI: *proceeds to bust down the door*

    • @snowleopard064
      @snowleopard064 4 года назад +2

      Your other comment is right above this :3

    • @jimmyjabs7849
      @jimmyjabs7849 4 года назад +1

      Seraphic Floofer this reminded me of the old South Park episode with Michael Jackson as mr Jefferson

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 3 года назад +1

      I spit my coffee hahaha

  • @GoldenSaddle
    @GoldenSaddle 5 лет назад +64

    Could've done some r/MaliciousCompliance
    when someone asked me to write down 'Anything' on the group's paper but I was afraid that the consequences could be catastrophic.

  • @MrDannyd9
    @MrDannyd9 4 года назад +4

    5:20 Wow, that made my skin crawl... screw people like that.

  • @eitrtine3448
    @eitrtine3448 2 года назад +1

    "They have bookbags!" I'd absolutely lose my shit laughing if i ever had to work in a situation as ridiculous as these stories are more than half the time

  • @lando8913
    @lando8913 5 лет назад +9

    Ah, that senior discount one was one of the most satisfying outcomes of dealing with a Karen I have heard yet.

  • @DJAvren
    @DJAvren 5 лет назад +53

    Welcome to another episode of SMOOCH THAT POOCH

  • @JohnSmith-ns8si
    @JohnSmith-ns8si 5 лет назад +6

    I remember when I called the cops on this couple. They opened the front door across the street from me...WITH A LARGE POWER DRILL! I'm like "Oh, Hell no! They are not just breaking in during broad daylight!"
    The cops showed up and interrogated them. Turns out they were hired by the landlord to change the locks, clean, etc.
    The cop came over and thanked me anyway, "Actually a lot of break ins happen during the day." he said.
    Edit: They had the key from the previous tenant too! They didn't need to destroy the lock! They could've opened the door and changed the lock with a screw driver like a normal person! But no, they punched a hole straight through the keyhole!! Also, they were dressed casually and arrived in an unmarked car.

  • @throneisbed7833
    @throneisbed7833 4 года назад +3

    I appreciate the description of the picture, I was busy drawing while listening and it's not often I get to know what the picture is without switching tabs, which is an unfortunately slow process. Thank you, rSlash!

  • @PunakiviAddikti
    @PunakiviAddikti 3 года назад +1

    How many times do Karens have to be told? People in glass houses shouldn't cast stones. That's how you get busted and deported.

  • @NegligentDischargeM
    @NegligentDischargeM 5 лет назад +194

    What kind of mic do you have??? It’s really good

  • @maciejarturnadzikiewicz4092
    @maciejarturnadzikiewicz4092 5 лет назад +217

    "Imagine cardboard box big enough to contain 3 grown man"
    Americans will do EVERYTHING just to avoid using metric system :)))

    • @ninjapickle773
      @ninjapickle773 5 лет назад +23

      We avoid the metric and whatever the hell we use

    • @AceMoonshot
      @AceMoonshot 5 лет назад +48

      THE METRIC SYSTEM IS THE TOOL OF THE DEVIL! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.

    • @robertiams4198
      @robertiams4198 5 лет назад +26

      we use what we were taught, inches, feet, yards, miles and acres. If you don't know the system its not avoiding it. R/EntitledMetricSystemusers…...

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 лет назад +17

      @@robertiams4198 But metric system is superior

    • @harrisoncraig3915
      @harrisoncraig3915 5 лет назад +6

      @@frenchsoldier8485 your name is misleading considering the Soviet flag is your profile picture
      That's a joke btw

  • @quillometer
    @quillometer 5 лет назад +7

    That second story (about the documents) is absolutely my all-time favourite

  • @Boertje247
    @Boertje247 4 года назад +4

    Haha on the divorce story! My good friend had a great career, and became engaged to a moderately wealthy man. 2 days before they're to leave on a destination wedding, her fiancé presents her with a prenup for her to sign, "to protect them BOTH". My friend was in love, had a great career, and happily signed. Fast forward, she finds out her dream mate has been cheating on her since their engagement, all through their marriage. She's devastated, and files for divorce. The husband reminds her about the prenup, and she goes into panic mode because she doesn't remember what's in it, or even where it is. Every time they speak, he reminds her that she won't get a dime from him because of the prenup. He goes out of town, she still has a key to their house, so we go to hunt for the prenup. After 6 hours of searching to no avail, we decide to go to the lawyer who wrote the prenup. When we get there, there's a full SRO waiting room with a United Nations of clients. We were perplexed, but explained to the receptionist. She told us that the law offices didn't keep copies after 8 years (not ok or legal), and they only handled immigration matters. We leave in defeat, and go back to my friend's old house to get the last of her boxes that were in the attic. She looks in one to make sure it isn't junk and there's the elusive prenup. When she took it to her lawyer, her lawyer said, "This was never properly filed, and you were married over 12 years, and this prenup looks like it was written by an immigration attorney. It's basically worthless." So my friend got alimony, and the house, and a lump sum settlement. All the while her lordly ex fumed about vying to pay her many dimes after all! Karma is delicious!

  • @MarcHarrisx
    @MarcHarrisx 5 лет назад +8

    thanks for the doggie interview at the end! you asked very insightful questions of the doggie and Yugo's thoughtful answers touched something deep within me. very eloquent doggie - my viewpoint has been changed! :-D

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads 5 лет назад +31

    "Blocks of documents"?
    ...This guy created the bookshelf block from Minecraft!

    • @hoverpigcomic5827
      @hoverpigcomic5827 5 лет назад +3

      nah, he made an entire max level enchanting room

  • @AlloraLang
    @AlloraLang 5 лет назад +6

    OMG, I got so unbelievably, borderline disproportionately excited when you said r/puppybloopers~!

  • @pikmaniac2643
    @pikmaniac2643 5 лет назад +16

    Note: the “box” containing the paper bombs has the label of Zapgun on it. Methinks it held a blaster, a dog, and a few ducks.

  • @lclane5256
    @lclane5256 5 лет назад +4

    5:00, you know how those dang gangs are, with their bookbags. Aka: too much reading makes you a gang member, I guess??

  • @glengraham7080
    @glengraham7080 5 лет назад +1

    3:40 - leaves me just speechless! Where do you even begin with someone like that?

  • @AJarOfYams
    @AJarOfYams 5 лет назад +656

    I’m sorry, but you’ve been using the “Entitled parent” voice alot. Your reading voice has become halfway like that. Just wanted you to know

    • @rSlash
      @rSlash  5 лет назад +184

      OK, I'll try to mix it up

    • @Hypastpist
      @Hypastpist 5 лет назад +152

      @@rSlash imagine you scolding your future kids that way

    • @Jofinity
      @Jofinity 5 лет назад +23

      Wow so wholesome

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 5 лет назад +49

      @@rSlash I love your entitled parent voice, it is PERFECTION

    • @enlightendbel
      @enlightendbel 5 лет назад +44

      Imagine him hitting his head and suddenly not being able to speak any other way.

  • @DuoDynamo
    @DuoDynamo 5 лет назад +98

    Love your videos, man. They're part of my morning routine just like a good cup of coffee.

    • @hamoodhazza4907
      @hamoodhazza4907 5 лет назад +3

      Video: *Releases at 7PM*
      Me: Yeah me to it's part of my daily routine

    • @vanguardangel6912
      @vanguardangel6912 5 лет назад +1

      Same here. Him and VoiceyHere make my mornings

  • @mochacino6198
    @mochacino6198 5 лет назад +47

    No one:
    Not a goddamn soul:
    Not even PewDiePie or MrBeast:
    rSlash: *"smoochums the poochums!"*

    • @RS-fy9hb
      @RS-fy9hb 5 лет назад +1

      I literally expanded your comment, THE MOMENT he said it xD.

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 4 года назад +1

      R S same

  • @mizstories9646
    @mizstories9646 4 года назад

    I honestly can't decide what's better, all the stories or the puppy bloopers at end. I certainly know which one is more adorable!

  • @marissaworsham3062
    @marissaworsham3062 4 года назад

    The puppy bloopers are the best! I love hearing people baby talk to their dogs. Especially men. My dogs act like their life is super hard and they get no love or attention. Lol.

  • @tanner3314
    @tanner3314 5 лет назад +39

    Could you do some nuclear revenge next?

  • @madelinebernal6546
    @madelinebernal6546 4 года назад +4

    3:37 I wanted to say "just standing there, menacingly"

  • @blakelootens9475
    @blakelootens9475 5 лет назад +15

    4:19 listen closely to the background and you can hear yugo (idk how to spell his dogs name lol)
    Edit:i just saw rslashs post and i did spell it right... YAY

  • @lemurmad
    @lemurmad 4 года назад +1

    8:50 Glad to know this is what the use of trees are going though. Lol

  • @blackrose6550
    @blackrose6550 5 лет назад +2

    Omg!!!! I love the puppy bloopers!!! They’re seriously the best!!!

  • @Sentientmad9m
    @Sentientmad9m 5 лет назад +7

    You deserve way more views for actually putting in the effort to actually read your content and not just shoving copy texted stories into a text to speech program youre the only reddit story youtuber i subscribed to for your effort keep up the good work!

  • @reddeadreddington3731
    @reddeadreddington3731 5 лет назад +4

    I came for the stories, I stayed for the puppybloopers.

  • @Rosewaver
    @Rosewaver 5 лет назад +12

    Yugo: "Let me sing you the song of my people."

  • @MissyTazzie
    @MissyTazzie 4 года назад

    The puppy bloopers made my day, give the puppy a big hug from the fans. That puppy is so cute!!!

  • @nathanielchristian5646
    @nathanielchristian5646 4 года назад +1

    The audio of you interacting with your dog truly ascends my soul

  • @user-dx8nj7qj2g
    @user-dx8nj7qj2g 4 года назад +3

    7:57 actually I believe you wouldn't get away with stuff like this nowadays, they'd go to the judge, he'd agree that its ridiculous and have you give it to them digitally

  • @Mistywave
    @Mistywave 3 года назад +3

    I love how the dog keeps whining at you for pets

  • @Master_Reven
    @Master_Reven 4 года назад +5

    9:50
    Im like this guy is exaderating no way the guy had that much
    Look at screen
    Oh thats just a small box wait is that a pallet

  • @multitaskcreative
    @multitaskcreative 4 года назад +2

    I gotta say I really appreciate the detailed description you gave of the pallet/truckload of paperwork. Not only it is nice for the people like me and my husband who just listen while we work on other things, but it’s also a great thing to do for vision-impaired viewers. You make great videos with a ton of personality, and this has become my favorite reddit reading RUclips channel. Keep it up☺️👍

  • @DashingPunkSamurai
    @DashingPunkSamurai 5 лет назад +2

    The phone guy who was talking to the lady telling her story out of order, going on rants and putting in strange details, is he sure he wasn’t talking to Quentin Tarantino putting on a ladies voice?!

  • @astong_rose
    @astong_rose 4 года назад +8

    When I started to hear the puppy bloopers I was like what has my life become. OOOOOOOOOF

  • @izzynator146
    @izzynator146 5 лет назад +33

    Rslash: **uploads video**
    Me: **crashes through door while dropping everything** I HAVE ARRIVED!!!!

  • @Diddlyy
    @Diddlyy 5 лет назад +19

    I would be upset with MY life too if *I* exploded all of a sudden, Yugo is rightfully sad in my opinion

  • @lapislazarus8899
    @lapislazarus8899 3 года назад

    Unfortunately, that call to the dispatcher about a block man walking down the street is an all too common occurrence in this country every day now. And cops come out and harass (and worse!) these individuals for NO REASON!

  • @noahlarsson764
    @noahlarsson764 4 года назад +2

    I can’t tell if I love the petty karma, or the puppy adorableness more, either way I very much enjoyed this video XD

  • @skahnk6550
    @skahnk6550 5 лет назад +15

    you're upload time is perfect for work lunches in the uk, thanks for the break filler lol

    • @hoverpigcomic5827
      @hoverpigcomic5827 5 лет назад

      Ross Carey yeah i normal watch these vids while eating my lunch

  • @lapinekiniro
    @lapinekiniro 5 лет назад +17

    SMOOCH DA POOCH should be the name of your autobiography. 🐶💋💖

  • @shirokodaki9598
    @shirokodaki9598 5 лет назад +1

    aaaahh yes malicious compliance. destroying racism one step at a time.

  • @escapec1077
    @escapec1077 4 года назад

    I trained for a week at a company that resolved internet issues for telephone companies. Once I started the training on the phone with customers I quickly realized I didn’t care if their internet worked or not.

  • @alyxnoriega5625
    @alyxnoriega5625 5 лет назад +20

    Did anyone notice rslash said
    “I printed bright arange”
    Instead of orange?

  • @lunak1391
    @lunak1391 5 лет назад +4

    Belly rubs and cuddles for The Almighty Yugo!

  • @johnrafferty4364
    @johnrafferty4364 4 года назад +3

    The parts where u stop n laugh really gets me every time haha

  • @kaosunokami
    @kaosunokami 4 года назад +1

    Karen : "Who is your manager I want to speak to them"
    OP : Well of course I know him, he's me

  • @OuchingTigerLimpingDragon
    @OuchingTigerLimpingDragon 2 года назад

    19:10 "Alright, I gotta work, dog."
    Yugo: **Inexpressible sadness and disgust**

  • @MasqueradingDragon
    @MasqueradingDragon 5 лет назад +5

    These videos have become such a good part of my day. Thanks so much for all you do, rSlash :)

  • @The-Omega-Blade
    @The-Omega-Blade 5 лет назад +6

    "where OP get a karen deported out of the country"
    ok so explain how that works for actual logic

    • @TopSkullCandy
      @TopSkullCandy 3 года назад

      You see you need a visa to live/work in certain countries and when it expires you gotta go back to you r original country otherwise now you are considered illegally staying in the country? Understand no?

    • @The-Omega-Blade
      @The-Omega-Blade 3 года назад

      @@TopSkullCandy thank you, makes sense now

  • @yaboidaddycynical7268
    @yaboidaddycynical7268 5 лет назад +4

    Right on schedule, this is what helps me get through my night shift. Thanks RSlash!

  • @chesh1rek1tten
    @chesh1rek1tten 4 года назад +2

    Thanks to you I started saying "tough cookies"
    My hockey team is very confused 😂

  • @Firedrake1313
    @Firedrake1313 5 лет назад

    To the Business owner that bundled all the loose documents. You're my new hero - outstanding work.:)

  • @redxlaser1562
    @redxlaser1562 5 лет назад +9

    *gasp* A black man walking down the street!? ARREST HIM!

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 5 лет назад +4

      Quick, before he goes to a job or a store, or even worse, to a park to enjoy himself... reading a book.

    • @tobie_one_kenobie2653
      @tobie_one_kenobie2653 5 лет назад +2

      @@OmniscientWarrior
      Holy shit, you're scaring me! Black people can do that?

  • @alejandroelcid
    @alejandroelcid 5 лет назад +12

    Everytime you call out Yugo "Dog" I imagine your dog answering in his own head with "Human".