Where the River Goes | Critical Role | Campaign 2, Episode 15

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  • Опубликовано: 22 апр 2018
  • Heading down an underground river, the Mighty Nein explore a long abandoned research facility, uncovering dangerous foes and even more dangerous secrets...
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  • @CybaTronikk
    @CybaTronikk 3 года назад +7880

    when you're 2 years late, everyday is thursday

    • @fishiefish6179
      @fishiefish6179 3 года назад +410

      Every 4 hours is thursday

    • @RavenNiffler
      @RavenNiffler 3 года назад +61

      @@fishiefish6179 same same same 😂

    • @justkoz2907
      @justkoz2907 3 года назад +92

      no bolder statement can be said, no truer statement can be unheard.
      But there will come a time where you catch up; and then, you start watching re-runs.

    • @joshm3089
      @joshm3089 3 года назад +51

      Sometimes more than one Thursday in a single day.

    • @cyberninjazero5659
      @cyberninjazero5659 3 года назад +26

      I'm starting to realize that the cat is the Kenny of this Campaign

  • @InfernoWarden
    @InfernoWarden 4 года назад +4651

    Yasha: * Does anything *
    The Mighty Nein: *Happiness Noise*

  • @arillusine
    @arillusine 3 года назад +2212

    “I feel guilty for having needs!” What a mood, Nott.

    • @MrK133n
      @MrK133n 3 года назад +24

      Nott drinks because you cry.

    • @18ratsinatrenchcoat
      @18ratsinatrenchcoat 2 года назад +11

      Fucking saaaaaaaaaaaaame

    • @GOOFERDUST
      @GOOFERDUST Год назад +4

      I've never resonated so much with something

    • @nosiree7104
      @nosiree7104 10 месяцев назад +2

      Just mum stuff

    • @Yasha277
      @Yasha277 3 месяца назад

      Not only is it a mood, it's also lit AF fam and poggers AF. My dick is out for Harambe.

  • @ctlraltdestroy
    @ctlraltdestroy 3 года назад +447

    Enemies show up:
    Travis: I would like to mage

  • @ProDoucher
    @ProDoucher 6 лет назад +3105

    Matt has been DMing for so long he has a perpetually raised eyebrow

    • @Frozenkoldfury
      @Frozenkoldfury 5 лет назад +56

      People say that we should get Wil Wheaton to help 826LA.
      I say we get Jerry, from Acquisitions Incorporated. Because he rolls ones more than Wheaton. Wheaton just rolls poorly, not always ones.

    • @neerGdyahS
      @neerGdyahS 5 лет назад +60

      And one hell of a poker face.

    • @allblazing1160
      @allblazing1160 5 лет назад +14

      It's very charming

    • @adamwelch4336
      @adamwelch4336 4 года назад +15

      Raised eye brows effects 50% of DM Americans 🇺🇸😆

    • @froggdoggs8551
      @froggdoggs8551 4 года назад +6

      ALLBLAZING 1 everything about Matt is charming. E v e r y t h i n g

  • @RomanyGypsy92
    @RomanyGypsy92 6 лет назад +3610

    Beau: I'm always a fan of going down.
    Yasha: *nods in approval*
    [seconds later]
    Beau: I'll take up the rears.
    Yasha: I'm always a fan of rears.

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 5 лет назад +370

      Biggest lesbian energy

    • @cinx8458
      @cinx8458 5 лет назад +163

      I think that was less Yasha responding and more Ashley mocking Marisha

    • @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657
      @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657 4 года назад +50

      Have you watched further yet? Lmao. Sadly, this comment of yours, has not aged like wine.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 года назад +71

      BEAU IS A TOP!

    • @thorukindig868
      @thorukindig868 4 года назад +41

      @@Silverwind87 Yaaaas, this is the Spoiler Content i needed

  • @Sir_Galahad19
    @Sir_Galahad19 3 года назад +1732

    Sam: How does Ashley have more dice than Laura?
    Laura: *pulls out a duffel bag's worth of dice* You dare question my power, mortal?

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 2 года назад +24

      FEAR THE POWER OF DICE!!!!!

    • @22PurpleBrains
      @22PurpleBrains 2 года назад +26

      2:28:10 Its not just a dice bag, its a way of life 🤩

  • @wizkida981015
    @wizkida981015 3 года назад +878

    Travis is such a proud papa whenever Ashley says she's going to rage

    • @GameOverV1
      @GameOverV1 3 года назад +15

      SO NICE having Ash back so we get to see those interactions. xD

  • @PlasticAddict301
    @PlasticAddict301 5 лет назад +3871

    I love how laura flirts shamelessly with Travis in the form of her D&D character lmao. Husband and Wife-ery at it's finest, folks.

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 5 лет назад +240

      They're so damn cute

    • @trollface1334
      @trollface1334 4 года назад +13

      @@handfulmousefly The banana on your channel is great.

    • @insanenessity
      @insanenessity 4 года назад +207

      Its also really interesting how there was about zero flirting between Grog and Vex. I appreciate how they can choose to do it or not do it.

    • @Spicypollypocket
      @Spicypollypocket 4 года назад +332

      in a talks machine episode Laura said she decided that her character was gonna pursue ford bc Travis mentioned he never wanted a dnd relationship

    • @AllHailSp00nRiver
      @AllHailSp00nRiver 4 года назад +137

      @@insanenessity except when Vex showed her boobs to inspire Grog.

  • @BeyondtheRecord
    @BeyondtheRecord 5 лет назад +9009

    "last time we left off"
    I'VE BEEN WATCHING THIS NON STOP FOR THE PAST SIX DAYS MATT!!!!

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 лет назад +242

      Lmao I feel this. Physically. Because I haven't truly slept in the last 3 months because of this damn show lmao.

    • @thicclander6785
      @thicclander6785 4 года назад +44

      I have been going hard the last two weeks

    • @graciesugarbee
      @graciesugarbee 4 года назад +10

      Accurate

    • @JEST3R_
      @JEST3R_ 4 года назад +1

      @James Tune what

    • @econe921x
      @econe921x 4 года назад +27

      Vox is campaign 1 which I also watched first. Soooo many hours of greatness and so happy I watched it 1st. When I started that one I never thought I would catch up to current. Then I finished it and started this one and have renewed hope to get to current with the Nein lol

  • @okthen623
    @okthen623 2 года назад +873

    I think my favorite thing is when Caleb looks through Frumpkin and grabs onto the nearest party member as an act of ultimate trust, and every party member making it their priority to keep Caleb safe whilst doing this

    • @DreadPirateElla
      @DreadPirateElla 2 года назад +22

      Yes!!! It’s absolutely the best

    • @experimentcitizen
      @experimentcitizen Год назад +26

      Must protect the cinnamon roll

    • @GothiQhaQer
      @GothiQhaQer Год назад +63

      It’s quite adorable 😂 at first he used to ask but now he just holds on to whoever is nearest and they just accept their duty as his protector

    • @dm_dude
      @dm_dude Год назад +26

      And he said he doesn’t trust them, but after Mollys backstory reveal last episode he trusts him enough to hold onto him blinded

  • @thatguy4996
    @thatguy4996 3 года назад +1474

    when Caleb offer Jester a healing potion she refused, when Nott offered a healing potion she was ignored, but Jester drank two of Fjords healing potions

    • @darkvizardking69
      @darkvizardking69 3 года назад +355

      Sadly it's because the romantic feelings for fjord hit early, and hit hard. Tusk love did not help in any regard.

    • @GiraffreyG
      @GiraffreyG 3 года назад +80

      The innuendo in this would make Laura laugh out loud.

    • @PurpleIsTheRain
      @PurpleIsTheRain 2 года назад +163

      Does anyone else think Travis’s concern for his sick pregnant wife leaked over into Fjord and Jester’s interactions? Lol.

    • @chrisbammer8679
      @chrisbammer8679 2 года назад +69

      My milkshake brings all the fjords to the yard

    • @sorafim
      @sorafim 2 года назад +24

      this little detail 🥺🥺
      she can't resist Fjord.

  • @stripeyy_
    @stripeyy_ 4 года назад +5084

    Seeing people marathoning this in the comment section during quarantine is like when you accidentally bump into an equally exhausted mate in the kitchen at 4am and you both just give each other that nod of acknowledgement and solidarity and then go about your day feeling slightly less alone

    • @martynclark1327
      @martynclark1327 3 года назад +50

      Yeah it's brilliant for language learners, there is such a strong translation community

    • @roseywinter
      @roseywinter 3 года назад +24

      Heeeeeey *nods in solidarity* xD #2020watchparty #criticalrole2020

    • @Bruhgernaut
      @Bruhgernaut 3 года назад +16

      I’ve never felt more understood

    • @emodragon64321
      @emodragon64321 3 года назад +4

      I agree completely

    • @OutlawWalker
      @OutlawWalker 3 года назад +11

      My people...

  • @arcticbanana66
    @arcticbanana66 6 лет назад +3482

    1:02:50 - You know what they say: "If you don't find the trap with your Skill Points, you'll eventually find it with your Hit Points."

    • @datdumazn3775
      @datdumazn3775 5 лет назад +174

      A hallway full of traps? Better use my face to disarm every one of them!

    • @AshtonMonitor
      @AshtonMonitor 5 лет назад +92

      @@datdumazn3775 I read that in Sam's voice, and that was so much better.

    • @davidwhiley5289
      @davidwhiley5289 5 лет назад +56

      The dwarvern method of trap disarming.

    • @johnkirsch5479
      @johnkirsch5479 5 лет назад +37

      @@davidwhiley5289 Also the Dragon Age method of trap disarming.

    • @mr.fluffles1552
      @mr.fluffles1552 5 лет назад +4

      @@johnkirsch5479 Lmao yes

  • @thearcaneknoight2551
    @thearcaneknoight2551 3 года назад +595

    2:53:52
    Liam: Who is it getting?
    Mat: *Laughs evily*
    Liam: MY CAT?! YOU SON OF A FUCKER!!!
    Liam: *Fake leaps across the table to get Frumpkin*
    No one messes with the cat.

    • @69Mikage
      @69Mikage 11 месяцев назад +17

      I can relate. I've a Frumpkin, but not a Frumpkin. She's a Noodle. Orange though....I'ma go watch more Chaos.

    • @sidneyrobinson18
      @sidneyrobinson18 Месяц назад

      That fake leap fucking killed me. I was thinking "this totally feels like a moment where you'd leap across the table to strangle someone" like 1/10th of a second before Liam did it

  • @HugoGojibiter
    @HugoGojibiter 3 года назад +1179

    Laura aggressively slamming her dice bag on the table when Sam questioned her Dice Dominance was great

    • @GameOverV1
      @GameOverV1 3 года назад +30

      There is only one Dice Queen at that table. lol

    • @Glmorrs1
      @Glmorrs1 Год назад +6

      @@cactusjackNV Ok, well Laura is also a professional role player and damn good at it, so in your analogy she would be a major league pitcher with a shed full of balls.

    • @Mel_the_Pirate
      @Mel_the_Pirate Год назад +11

      Timestamp is 2:27:57

    • @BEEFSERPENT
      @BEEFSERPENT Год назад

      She has major control issues and needs to get tf over herself

    • @franzgreif4458
      @franzgreif4458 Год назад +18

      @@BEEFSERPENT What does the dice bag have to do with control issues? It was just a fucking joke

  • @Fhoulghoul
    @Fhoulghoul 4 года назад +6177

    COVID-19 Isolation watch party. Made it through 14 episodes in about 10 days. Anybody else here during quarantine?

    • @eliw3149
      @eliw3149 4 года назад +125

      Andrew Woods Day 65 inside for me (Watching from China)! Critical Role has saved my sanity, made it through Campaign one a bit ago, and desperately missing my D&D group.

    • @clunkclink9484
      @clunkclink9484 4 года назад +3

      @Sabrina Waterfield I would have to agree. It’s easier to show stuff like maps and dungeons but my players are kinda new so that has been posing some problems.

    • @Fhoulghoul
      @Fhoulghoul 4 года назад +25

      @The Mine Thanks! (sarcasm was appreciated) Hope you are staying safe and healthy during this time!

    • @Azo_AE
      @Azo_AE 4 года назад +3

      Andrew Woods yes but I am an essential employee so I’m moving a lil slower

    • @Fhoulghoul
      @Fhoulghoul 4 года назад +2

      Azo same. Hope you stay safe

  • @Takapon218
    @Takapon218 6 лет назад +2546

    Beau: “I’m always a fan of going down”
    Yasha: *nods in approval*

    • @slom5108
      @slom5108 5 лет назад +399

      ChuckNormis218 and 57:27,
      Beau: “i’ll take up the rears”
      Yasha: “i’m always a fan of rears”
      *they know what they are doing to us*

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 5 лет назад +93

      i ship it

    • @gavinmacgregor1748
      @gavinmacgregor1748 5 лет назад +31

      I wholeheartedly agree with this sentiment

    • @TheOmniSora
      @TheOmniSora 5 лет назад +50

      Are we ignoring Matt's approval? :kappa:

    • @zichithefox4781
      @zichithefox4781 5 лет назад +72

      I like to call it a lesbromance.

  • @jare3959
    @jare3959 2 года назад +610

    I love Laura and Liam passive aggressively judging Sam's amateur rogue mistakes.

  • @sarahl1173
    @sarahl1173 2 года назад +447

    When the DM needs to give the party a hint:
    "Roll an intelligence check (because maybe your character is smarter than you)"
    No shade though, that puzzle was HARD

  • @DinapsThe1st
    @DinapsThe1st 5 лет назад +2536

    Yasha - has the light cantrip
    Also Yasha - pulls out torch

    • @kingcoheed1208
      @kingcoheed1208 5 лет назад +259

      Is a Barbarian
      Has Cantrips
      Its hard to reconcile the two

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 5 лет назад +141

      Torch is more aesthetic

    • @Spookypoops17
      @Spookypoops17 5 лет назад +28

      Also I wonder if her cantrip needs some light to begin with? Collecting it rather than producing it?

    • @r.r815
      @r.r815 5 лет назад +175

      @@handfulmousefly when you have magic but dungeon crawling aesthetics exists

    • @duskanddawn8543
      @duskanddawn8543 5 лет назад +70

      Me- plays as khajiit, has night vision power.
      Also me- uses torches

  • @karinkwesker
    @karinkwesker 6 лет назад +1967

    "I don't want to impose... But I'm bleeding profusely" Best line :D

  • @akoskaluz8991
    @akoskaluz8991 3 года назад +671

    Laura - "How do you kill a gelatinous qube?!"
    Liam - "You die."

    • @wouldiwasshookspeared4087
      @wouldiwasshookspeared4087 Год назад +1

      Question, regarding gqs, can you score a crit on them? I remember not being able to in previous editions for a very good reason (no discernible anatomy) but I can't seem to find confirmation of that in regards to 5e.

    • @akoskaluz8991
      @akoskaluz8991 Год назад

      @@wouldiwasshookspeared4087 I'm pretty sure you can in 5e. But I'm not 100% sure

    • @pokermayhem
      @pokermayhem Год назад +4

      @@akoskaluz8991 unless the monster description for it says it. I’m assuming you can. Unless some DM’s go by old rules (if not in 5e)

  • @jgamer2228
    @jgamer2228 2 года назад +456

    Travis telling his wife “don’t read into it” is so funny

    • @localcryptid42
      @localcryptid42 9 месяцев назад +4

      *telling Laura.
      She has a name

    • @harmlesshawk1794
      @harmlesshawk1794 8 месяцев назад +58

      ​@@localcryptid42Obviously, but the point of the comment was that it's amusing to imply to your spouse that "you don't need to look into romantic context".

    • @rmcbean5699
      @rmcbean5699 7 месяцев назад

      @@localcryptid42 You are such a moron, good lord.

    • @OmnipotenceZERO
      @OmnipotenceZERO 4 месяца назад

      shut up@@localcryptid42

  • @amandashaw8480
    @amandashaw8480 5 лет назад +2412

    Sam: “I feel conflicted trying to hurt a cube.”
    But not a baby manticore?????????

    • @Chibipayne
      @Chibipayne 4 года назад +329

      You must have missed the 1st campaign as scanlan consistently referred to his dick as the cube.

    • @XinnOmega
      @XinnOmega 4 года назад +34

      I was going to say the same thing. You beat me to it! Huzzah!

    • @jeohranalfhir8366
      @jeohranalfhir8366 4 года назад +17

      A cube is a lot cuter.

    • @Squall576582
      @Squall576582 4 года назад +90

      Well Scanlans dick wasn't in the shape of a baby manticore...

    • @danielcastillo591
      @danielcastillo591 4 года назад +36

      @@Squall576582 That we know of

  • @mijote3113
    @mijote3113 3 года назад +435

    3:39:01 "I don't want to wait a week I want to do it now!" - Ashley. I agree... clicks next video.

  • @duncant6364
    @duncant6364 3 года назад +342

    I feel like “It is sad when ships sink” was one of Liam’s Common Duolingo sentence practices

    • @kariissmol9172
      @kariissmol9172 2 года назад +27

      Es ist traurig wenn schiffe sinken.

  • @Soochoup
    @Soochoup 5 лет назад +8052

    As a someone who bingewatches a lot, you guys can not even imagine how great it is to discover Critical Role in 2019
    EDIT: DAMN TIME FLIES, Those who started in 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, lucky you

    • @thunderstruck206
      @thunderstruck206 5 лет назад +69

      With ya there!

    • @sodawax3457
      @sodawax3457 5 лет назад +74

      Just discovered it this week! So much to catch up on!

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 лет назад +114

      It's also an absolute hell and I haven't had a life in months, but I'm right there with ya, bud.

    • @ninbrannon5777
      @ninbrannon5777 5 лет назад +90

      It's been my primary form of entertainment and salve for my sanity these past 3 month. I both look forward to and dread catching up to the current episode.

    • @jessicahall1983
      @jessicahall1983 5 лет назад +40

      It's good and bad because yes I get to binge watch, but I watch to watch it live so bad. Also spoilers are inevitable unfortunately

  • @handfulmousefly
    @handfulmousefly 5 лет назад +814

    I love watching Laura overtly flirt with Travis through Jester while he eggs her on, simultaneously playing Fjord as completely unaware/disinterested. This is golden entertainment.

    • @roseywinter
      @roseywinter 3 года назад +43

      They're so cute in game and irl, love it xD

    • @scottvarley3823
      @scottvarley3823 3 года назад +29

      My wife flirts with me when we play too, it's super cute.

    • @sawce846
      @sawce846 3 года назад +6

      @@scottvarley3823 pain

    • @jonathanchan7896
      @jonathanchan7896 3 года назад +6

      That novel really entranced her.

    • @Ginric99
      @Ginric99 3 года назад +19

      There is a hidden side to this, Travis has insisted on multiple occasions on talks machina and at cons that he has zero interest in getting into any romantic entanglement in game, he didn’t as grog and he said at the end of campaign 1 in the wrap up he enjoyed watching it but he was as turning up to hit things and have fun and did not want to be drawn into anything like Vax and keyleth or Percy and vex in the future.
      Laura I believe took that as a challenge :).

  • @ajkcool
    @ajkcool 3 года назад +727

    You can tell Liam DMs because as soon as the cube comes down he's like "Oh we are so fucked."

    • @doesntlikeu
      @doesntlikeu 2 года назад +19

      This filled me with great joy, his reactions to cool things always get me hyped

    • @Alche_mist
      @Alche_mist 2 года назад +22

      To that regard, I have just started watching (from the beginning of Mighty Nein) and I find joy how they meet the most iconic monsters of DnD. As of now, they fought Gnolls, Manticore (but I'd consider that iconic elsewhere, not that much in DnD), Imps, Phase Spider and Gelatinous Cube.

    • @troubadour0663
      @troubadour0663 Год назад +3

      Or he just reads the player's handbook too much.

    • @a_wild_Kirillian
      @a_wild_Kirillian Год назад +17

      @@troubadour0663, the cube isn't in the PHB

    • @pokermayhem
      @pokermayhem Год назад +10

      He does DM. Not sure if you watched campaign 1 but he runs a one shot at times when people are busy with other things and they don’t have most of the group.

  • @GamerdevilPro
    @GamerdevilPro 3 года назад +509

    1:00:46 TRUTH, cats somehow not having darkvision in the PHB is rly bullshit. We always houseruled them having at least 30 ft of darkvision, partly so there's an actual incentive for druids to wild shape into a cat at night to scout something in a city, it just makes a lot of sense.

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 3 года назад +64

      It's one of those made for balance mechanical issues where no common sense has been applied

    • @Anna-zi7sx
      @Anna-zi7sx 3 года назад +101

      Especially cause Tabaxi get night vision cause of their cat eyes

    • @simone8172
      @simone8172 2 года назад +39

      Yet another case of the unfortunate oversimplication of 5e. As a 3.5e lover, this is a perfect situation for low light vision. Cats can't truly see in pitch blackness, but they can see in super low light *SO* much better than people.

    • @cecileestelle9448
      @cecileestelle9448 Год назад +7

      I feel like I would homebrew cats DO have night vision but DON'T have perception advantage under light. (More accurate since cats actually don't see that sharply at certain distances under light.)

    • @Kasino80
      @Kasino80 2 месяца назад +1

      Yep, my rules are cat's have dark vision, and Dragonborn as well.

  • @DimiKaye
    @DimiKaye 6 лет назад +1757

    "-Oh Oskar...
    -Fjord.
    -Thank you for saving me..~
    -It's Fjord."
    I died!

    • @owlabouteverything2066
      @owlabouteverything2066 4 года назад +7

      When was this?

    • @gamester512
      @gamester512 4 года назад +23

      @@owlabouteverything2066 Right after Fjord gave the unconscious (and dying) Jester a healing potion after the Gelatinous Cube died.

    • @raiankeiji6954
      @raiankeiji6954 4 года назад +7

      Owlabout Everything 3:02:43

  • @caseyhullfish1345
    @caseyhullfish1345 4 года назад +960

    "what will the washington football team do when they face the cowboys?"
    " *LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE* "

    • @anaccident12
      @anaccident12 4 года назад +4

      *LIAR*

    • @THE_Raichu_Stan
      @THE_Raichu_Stan 4 года назад +29

      I had to replay that bc i could not stop laughing🤣🤣🤩

    • @liadouglas6914
      @liadouglas6914 3 года назад +20

      I legit forgot Sam was originally from Washington D.C. till that moment

    • @mbaer2630
      @mbaer2630 3 года назад +6

      As someone who lives 30 minutes away from DC but has half my family in Texas, that moment was great and just reminded me of thanksgiving dinner

  • @jeromel-g7051
    @jeromel-g7051 8 месяцев назад +263

    2023 gang
    2:15 Sam finds a guitar (LOOOOOSE)
    10:45 Episode Starts
    14:45 Row your boat
    15:25 Laura is back
    16:45 Oskar and Guinevere
    19:15 Fancy oarwork
    20:40 Water walking
    24:20 Battle 1
    56:40 Beau Going down
    58:50 Sam works the shaft
    1:11:05 Nott apologizes
    1:14:15 Puzzle 1
    1:22:25 A little bardic inspiration
    1:23:40 Redemption costs a thumb
    1:42:05 Battle 2
    1:58:00 Calebs don’t look at explosions
    1:59:15 Break Starts
    2:11:50 Art Montage
    2:17:15 Break Ends
    2:25:10 Rude detect magic
    2:28:05 Dice measuring contest
    2:38:55 Battle 3
    2:44:20 Slappin the jello
    2:50:15 Sam has cube flashbacks
    2:53:45 Don’t mess with Frumpkin
    2:57:30 Succumb to the cube
    3:01:20 HDYWTDT
    3:02:30 Fjord pours a potion down Jester’s throat
    3:19:35 Yasha knows all
    3:31:40 Caleb’s book face
    3:33:05 Journal Reading

  • @MandyCummins
    @MandyCummins 3 года назад +242

    Beau: "I'm always a fan of going down."
    Matt's face = me dying with laughter

  • @lilorlybear1146
    @lilorlybear1146 6 лет назад +5238

    I did not realize how much I truly liked and appreciated Jester as a character until Laura was absent last week. It was not the same without her, so I'm so happy she's back. Also Talisen's hair is gorgeous.

    • @lilorlybear1146
      @lilorlybear1146 6 лет назад +228

      Oh, I agree about Ashley as well. It's always great to have her precious face back. But I think because, lately anyway, she's been gone more often than not that I'm used to the crew without Yasha around. Jester is a different matter. It felt entirely weird and incomplete without her and I missed her childish humor lol. I'm glad Ashley has the time to stick around much longer now so she can finally make Yasha become a real part of the Mighty Nein family.

    • @Simian-bz7zo
      @Simian-bz7zo 6 лет назад +194

      Laura has been a revelation so far this campaign. Vex was by no means a bad character, but Jester has a shot at challenging Scanlan and Grog for character awesomeness if she keeps it up.

    • @LeyCarnifex
      @LeyCarnifex 5 лет назад +139

      Talisien's hair is always gorgeous. It's where his power comes from.

    • @BurnTheNuance
      @BurnTheNuance 5 лет назад +16

      ajs1031 Are there clones of you or something? "We/we're".

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 лет назад +6

      We are Critters... Resistance is mostly futile...😶
      Jester... Um... To deflect I'll just say Scanlan and Grog were -geniuses- played geniusly!! Either character is a very high bar that... she prolly shouldn't compare herself to.😅

  • @harrietr.5073
    @harrietr.5073 4 года назад +860

    matt mercer: says something that sounds like foreshadowing.
    players: "write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!!"

    • @Cronustimelord
      @Cronustimelord 4 года назад +40

      Me as a DM "write that down WRITE THAT DOWN"

    • @toastedt140
      @toastedt140 3 года назад +14

      @@Cronustimelord Each to their own but I highly recommend DMs check out the return of the lazy dungeon masters guide. When you have players like these folks, then it's worth putting that amount of effort and planning in. But I find most players have fun regardless of how hard you work. I've saved myself a lot of time and energy (and resentment for player apathy) by planning less. But when you do find the committed group ready to do some storybuilding, then the reward is worth it. Love and respect!

    • @jacobsargent5367
      @jacobsargent5367 3 года назад +9

      @@toastedt140 Return of the Lazy DM is one of the best 5th edition resource books I have ever come across. It helped me go from overpreparing and spending too long on unnecessary and complicated prep work to loosening up, being more flexible and better at improvising, and reducing my prep time by hours in some cases. Having DM'ed for a couple of groups of siblings and friends, I can attest that the average player will be happy with an extremely simple and straightforward campaign plot where they get to unwind with their friends, kick some ass, and have a good time.

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 Месяц назад +1

      Players are endless wells of story hooks. XD

  • @TheArchEvilAngel
    @TheArchEvilAngel 2 года назад +415

    Matt's struggle to maintain a poker face after Marisha says she likes to go down is hilarious. I love it!

    • @madisoncarroll9011
      @madisoncarroll9011 6 месяцев назад +12

      I like the little smirk he has after she says it 😂

    • @AMediumSizedKodiak
      @AMediumSizedKodiak 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@madisoncarroll9011 “yeah she does 😏” 😂

    • @Bodharas
      @Bodharas 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@AMediumSizedKodiak that is "what she said"

  • @orionphalynx6192
    @orionphalynx6192 3 года назад +483

    Sam: Drinks from his flask.
    Nott: Drinks from her flask.
    Me: Drinks from my flask.
    *cheers*

    • @xxliew
      @xxliew 3 года назад +6

      I should get a flask so I can join in!

    • @orionphalynx6192
      @orionphalynx6192 3 года назад +7

      @@xxliew Cheers, pardner. I'll drink to that.

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 3 года назад +2

      @@xxliew you inspired me! Cheers! *sips from new D20 flask*

    • @JXSHVAEXE
      @JXSHVAEXE 2 года назад

      @@princessblazena that’s a thing? Gotta get one so i can join y’all

    • @B0neyKingofN0where
      @B0neyKingofN0where 2 года назад +1

      My flask says
      CHEAPER
      THAN
      THERAPY
      Critical Role is absolutely better than therapy.
      (This is a joke, obviously, therapy is just as good as CR)

  • @thunderdrae7749
    @thunderdrae7749 4 года назад +1519

    Gelatinous Cube: *Drops from the ceiling but gets a 0 on initiative*
    The Entire Mighty Nein Group: *Nukes it with as many spells as humanly possible*

    • @alexv3357
      @alexv3357 3 года назад +170

      If an eight-foot-tall cube of acid gello fell from the ceiling you'd be pretty intent on nuking it too

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 3 года назад +48

      @@alexv3357
      ☝️
      What he said

    • @frazzldazzl5187
      @frazzldazzl5187 3 года назад +57

      Liam O'Brien: FUCKING FOCUS!!!

    • @Spaceman2921
      @Spaceman2921 3 года назад +62

      *Suspicious cube splats onto the ground*
      *Mighty Nein play out the machine gun scene from Predator*

    • @Pointlesschan
      @Pointlesschan 3 года назад +4

      @@Spaceman2921 wouldn’t you?

  • @froggdoggs8551
    @froggdoggs8551 4 года назад +1422

    Matt: the shaft is about 5 feet-
    Marisha: *wheeze*

    • @Clownbunnycosplay
      @Clownbunnycosplay 4 года назад +60

      Frogg doggs I love Marisha’s laugh so much?

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 3 года назад +13

      It's like a gerbal with a banana 🤣

    • @Rowlurorowf
      @Rowlurorowf 2 года назад +32

      Surprised it wasnt Laura

    • @cheerio3442
      @cheerio3442 Год назад +4

      @@Clownbunnycosplay its squeaky and i love it

    • @archam777
      @archam777 Год назад +1

      HAHA!!!! One thousandth like 😁

  • @erebos426
    @erebos426 3 года назад +417

    Me: I wonder if Nott will remember he has an invisible mage hand that can disarm traps and pick locks from a safe distance this episode.
    Nott an hour in: Oh god theres lots of traps, IM DYING DOWN HERE!!

    • @kasiamleczarska9078
      @kasiamleczarska9078 2 года назад +52

      she*

    • @JohnVanderbeck
      @JohnVanderbeck Год назад +11

      She also apparently doesn't remember she gave that ring of water walking to Caleb ages ago (and Caleb proceeded to dismantle it for the gemstone)

    • @paulkothgasser6623
      @paulkothgasser6623 Год назад +21

      That was a random ring from jester originally, I think

    • @LEGOEPIC1
      @LEGOEPIC1 Год назад +21

      @@JohnVanderbeck Paul's right. I don't know if Nott still has the RoWW, but the ring Caleb dismantled was a pearl ring from jester in order to get a pearl for his identify spell.

    • @NerdHerdForLife
      @NerdHerdForLife 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@JohnVanderbeck People generally don't remember things that didn't happen.

  • @cas2762
    @cas2762 2 года назад +341

    I love how while they’re discussing what Evocation magic does, everyone’s like “oh yeah it does fire and lightning and elemental stuff” and all very cool with it while Liam is on the side, mumbling as Caleb “it’s killing” and things along that line.

    • @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks
      @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks 2 года назад +27

      hindsight: oooof

    • @marcellacarter1274
      @marcellacarter1274 Год назад +6

      Rewatch oof

    • @GewalfofWivia
      @GewalfofWivia 8 месяцев назад +10

      Oof for Caleb but Evocation spells actually include all the healing spells as well. Cure Wounds, Healing Word, Heal, and their mass version are all Evocation.

    • @XS_Overlord
      @XS_Overlord 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@GewalfofWiviahealing should be necromancy imo

    • @henrymartinvo
      @henrymartinvo 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@XS_OverlordDepends on how your world interprets healing magic. In base 5e, your evoking the positive energy of the upper planes, which restores and heals. It doesn't have anything to do with death. However, if you want a world where healing magic is actually reversing the injury, turning back the clock on entropy so to speak, that could be considered necromancy in a way

  • @maryhales4595
    @maryhales4595 4 года назад +2168

    Matt: “I need you all to roll initiative.”
    Party: *SCREAMS*

  • @bigfatcarp93
    @bigfatcarp93 4 года назад +936

    "Life needs things to live" -Percival De Rolo
    "It is sad when ships sink" -Caleb Widogast

    • @MrSluttyMcSluttyton
      @MrSluttyMcSluttyton 4 года назад +144

      “I’m always a fan of going down” -Beauregard Lionett

    • @trinity6302
      @trinity6302 3 года назад +72

      @@MrSluttyMcSluttyton "I never got to use engulf on you :(" - Matt Mercer

    • @jonathansims967
      @jonathansims967 3 года назад +3

      @@MrSluttyMcSluttyton i mean ;)

    • @JonathanMandrake
      @JonathanMandrake 3 года назад +2

      @@MrSluttyMcSluttyton Well Matt surely is having a LOVELY time

    • @comicstrider4851
      @comicstrider4851 3 года назад +6

      Critical Role is getting dangerously close to fate lmao

  • @jackmc821
    @jackmc821 3 года назад +463

    I don’t know why, but every episode it seems like Sam’s flask gets bigger and bigger

    • @slywolfe
      @slywolfe 2 года назад +31

      I think you're onto something lol

    • @Matty13808
      @Matty13808 Год назад +30

      This comment aged beautifully

    • @oakenshadow6763
      @oakenshadow6763 Год назад +11

      About that... >XD

    • @picklejho69
      @picklejho69 Год назад +9

      Laughs in campaign three

    • @jondoe8014
      @jondoe8014 9 месяцев назад +1

      Flask of drinking evergrowth.
      The more you drink from it the bigger it gets.

  • @MarshmellowFluff
    @MarshmellowFluff 3 года назад +106

    Every episode be like:
    Matt: "And we'll leave it there until next week."
    Everyone: "AAAAAAA"

  • @WaxierWarrior
    @WaxierWarrior 6 лет назад +2204

    Did no one else recognise the genius of Liam at 17:04?
    'It is sad when ships sink'
    Just after Laura tries to ship Jester and Fjord.

    • @sandrols7
      @sandrols7 5 лет назад +262

      It's especially great to see Laura's face when she realizes it only a few seconds after she replies to Caleb

    • @jaimefeliciano02
      @jaimefeliciano02 5 лет назад +33

      Dont get what liam said. Completely went over my head! Can you explain.

    • @reesecripe5428
      @reesecripe5428 5 лет назад +103

      NG DeXt to ship someone means you anticipate that they and the person you ship them with are going to become a couple. So Laura tried to say fjord and jester should be a couple. Caleb says the ship sank, as in fjord shut down the possibility of a relationship

    • @TheOnlyValken
      @TheOnlyValken 5 лет назад +76

      Shipping is when a fandom cant just be happy with the narrative and they have to impose a romantic subplot into everything. Much like Hollywood in general.

    • @Wiggins-
      @Wiggins- 5 лет назад +103

      I also like how matt was the only one who got it at first

  • @Jiminat0rr
    @Jiminat0rr 6 лет назад +1301

    I have a feeling Liam really wants the Metagaming Pigeon to be an in-game thing, and i wholeheartedly approve

    • @ksdajkfahgdkhsdag
      @ksdajkfahgdkhsdag 5 лет назад +15

      He wants to surprise people with every spell and item they get so I doubt it

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 4 года назад +12

      James Cross Matt did literally ask for it to be a thing.

    • @carolyn5943
      @carolyn5943 3 месяца назад

      Isn’t Sam’s company now named Metapigeon or something?

  • @Kalah_
    @Kalah_ 2 года назад +71

    2:28:10
    Sam: "We've discovered that Ashley has more dice than Laura."
    Laura: (puts a literally football-sized bag of dice on the table)

  • @mikkelrundberg384
    @mikkelrundberg384 3 года назад +132

    That moment when you are 3 years late, every 4 hours is next week;)

    • @mackattack492
      @mackattack492 2 года назад +2

      me listening to two episodes a day while working from home.

    • @mikkelrundberg384
      @mikkelrundberg384 2 года назад

      @@mackattack492 amazing!

  • @MysticSybil
    @MysticSybil 4 года назад +763

    DnD team flipping through an animal encyclopedia
    "Hey how about... an evil blanket squid?"
    "Meh"
    "...How about an evil blanket squid THAT CAN FLY"
    "Genius."

    • @WorldbuildyMcNPCface
      @WorldbuildyMcNPCface 3 года назад +19

      I love how in campaign one they fought Duergar, lava hazards, hellstitched abominations, mind flayers and a posessed beholder, but they fled in panic from this CR1 flappy boi in the underdark.

    • @darkvizardking69
      @darkvizardking69 3 года назад +21

      @@WorldbuildyMcNPCface they were closer to level 10 or so in their time in the underdark. Level 5 and lower can make even goblins scary as all shit. Hell even level 8 team can get rinsed by a well sprung trap.

    • @FrostyTheSnowPickle
      @FrostyTheSnowPickle 3 года назад +7

      How about...Jell-O.
      But big. Big Jell-O.
      Big square Jell-O.

    • @jonathanchan7896
      @jonathanchan7896 3 года назад +4

      @@FrostyTheSnowPickle Big Square Jello that eats people

  • @baxterwilhelm8114
    @baxterwilhelm8114 4 года назад +698

    The party: *drawn out conversation about taking the bowls out of the room to cast*
    Matthew Mercer: *the face of a DM watching the party waste their time*

    • @Hawk_of_Battle
      @Hawk_of_Battle 2 года назад +14

      To be fair, since they hadn't yet realized they needed to heat them up to see the highlighted sections, casting any spell in the main chamber would likely have spawned another cube, so going away and doing more testing was a pretty wise precaution.

  • @shesmiles9881
    @shesmiles9881 Год назад +514

    Binging critical role right now has helped my mental health so much. I'm actually truly smiling and laughing for the first time in a long dark while and man does it feel good. Thank you. I don't feel so alone.

    • @wompusslompus5424
      @wompusslompus5424 Год назад +21

      A few months back, I was in the same place. It still brings me joy, and yes, you are not alone.

    • @ZeppHead
      @ZeppHead Год назад +4

      Yeah

    • @mddmont
      @mddmont Год назад +13

      I’m late, but I seriously hope you’re feeling better 💙 I just started watching critical role probably a month or so ago, and though I’m not having a tough time generally, it’s helped me smile on the bad & exhausting days. Here’s to more smiles and laughs my friend!

    • @buddybleeyes
      @buddybleeyes Год назад +5

      Hope you are doing much better now dude, I was in the exact same boat with the entirety of C1 :)

    • @jeremyrademacher1605
      @jeremyrademacher1605 10 месяцев назад +8

      I'm in the same space, right now. Multiple Thursdays per day is barely maintaining my sanity.

  • @dannybourne6427
    @dannybourne6427 3 года назад +289

    It always impresses me just how much of the rules Matt has memorized.

    • @kyttynkross1121
      @kyttynkross1121 3 года назад +21

      Not to down on that, but he has been dming 5e for 5 years now. You get to know you're way around after while.

    • @ZombieDish
      @ZombieDish 2 года назад +18

      I like that he knows them but still needs to pull out the books on occasion due to the groups actions in game.

  • @DAEsaster
    @DAEsaster 6 лет назад +809

    I like how Nat1's are now celebrated half-assedly

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 4 года назад +5

      Nott1's

    • @jbirkins
      @jbirkins 4 года назад +9

      I forget who, but someone pledged to donate $100 to a charity for each nat 1 rolled. They have a reason to celebrate them now.

    • @keladwynsolkas
      @keladwynsolkas 2 года назад

      @@jbirkins
      (Edit, correcting previous statement now that I’ve seen the start again) DNDBeyond pledged to donate $100 to 826LA for every Nat1 up to 100 grand, while one of the viewers pledged to match that up to 40k

  • @jamiekindahl2534
    @jamiekindahl2534 6 лет назад +1457

    I love Liam and Sam's dedication to actually performing somatic portions of their spells

    • @AGrumpyPanda
      @AGrumpyPanda 5 лет назад +179

      To be fair, it's one of the best parts of being a wizard. My equivalent is overacting the verbal component, because nothing quite compares to putting on your Gandalf voice and loudly saying "CAST: FIREBALL"

    • @robertcales8544
      @robertcales8544 4 года назад +4

      *Material

    • @trollface1334
      @trollface1334 4 года назад +28

      @@AGrumpyPanda So that's it you just say cast fireball? What are you a Pokemon trainer?!

    • @ChitenBugMan
      @ChitenBugMan 4 года назад +8

      Material too but they do a lotta somatic stuff too.

    • @trollface1334
      @trollface1334 4 года назад +8

      @@ChitenBugMan they do it all

  • @claudiacraft9429
    @claudiacraft9429 3 года назад +163

    Travis shooting Laura a pouty face when she starts coughing Bc she feels bad is the most precious thing

  • @skylerpierez8449
    @skylerpierez8449 2 года назад +184

    "Taliesin HATES pot."
    "Yes, I do."
    Me, four bowls in and only one was soup: "Sorry, Taliesin."

    • @WhatIsThisPhuckery
      @WhatIsThisPhuckery 2 года назад +8

      Best comment I've found so far

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 Год назад +12

      As someone who binges this show while baked like banana bread, I find it rather amusing.

    • @SuperMCFreak
      @SuperMCFreak Год назад

      I can second this lmao

    • @DarkDecimus
      @DarkDecimus Год назад +2

      But, all that means....more for us that LOVE weed!! Being high af and watching these awesome folk is definitely on my list of "happy places", Thanks, CR!

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 Год назад +2

      @@DarkDecimus Lol that’s how I spent this summer when not at work XD

  • @tyleratkinson9330
    @tyleratkinson9330 4 года назад +823

    Travis's vicarious excitement of Ashley playing a barbarian is gold

    • @snarglblargn4986
      @snarglblargn4986 3 года назад +40

      Travis as a player is a god of hyping up everyone

    • @ryanperry4833
      @ryanperry4833 3 года назад +42

      Ashley was so much impressed with Travis' portrayal as Grog the Barbarian, that she said "I want to be a Barbarian" on air during the first campaign, and she is now a Barbarian.

    • @snarglblargn4986
      @snarglblargn4986 3 года назад +47

      I love how she portrays it more seething anger than extroverted pure frenzy as grog was. It's a calm "i would like to rage" and i head canon it as "there's a change in her expression...you notice as Yashas jaw clenches, youve seen this before, a flare of hot air steaming from her nostrils as her brow furrows, her eyes narrow and focused solely on her target as Yashas blood begins to boil"

    • @MrK133n
      @MrK133n 3 года назад +30

      Level 4 Warlock, Level 16 Hypeman

    • @Doodle_Dunce
      @Doodle_Dunce 3 года назад +15

      I read that like a fuckin spell "Travis vicarious excitement"

  • @murdomaclachlan
    @murdomaclachlan 5 лет назад +1470

    *Molly:* "I've got an idea! I think I know how it works now."
    *Drunk-Nott:* "I don't know how it works and I'm not paying any attention. I'm very drunk."
    I think Sam might be a deity in human form.

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 5 лет назад +40

      Trickster god Sam Riegel

    • @someindividual2151
      @someindividual2151 4 года назад +18

      Very late response
      But it would explain his god tier sponsor messages.

    • @enternickname
      @enternickname 4 года назад +4

      According to Nott in episode 74 he is 😁

    • @pechaberryjuice
      @pechaberryjuice 4 года назад +10

      Don't disrespect our Lord and savior talesin jaffe please.

    • @davidemelotto9135
      @davidemelotto9135 4 года назад +4

      He Who Is Drunk And Admits It Avoiding Gruesome Domestic Incidents. Truly a God among men.

  • @Brilchan
    @Brilchan Год назад +82

    I love that they TOTALLY forgot about freeing that dwarf's wife from prison, and he went and unlived himself xD

    • @jjaakk7214
      @jjaakk7214 8 месяцев назад +4

      That’s Dolan’s job

  • @SmirkyWaters
    @SmirkyWaters 2 года назад +125

    Sam: "I feel so conflicted having to hurt a cube. But I will. I will bash that cube until it explodes all over the place!" 🤣🤣🤣 [If you didn't get it, watch campaign 1]

    • @wouldiwasshookspeared4087
      @wouldiwasshookspeared4087 Год назад +7

      Oh god I missed that reference... God damnit Sam.

    • @ianyazbec5829
      @ianyazbec5829 9 месяцев назад +1

      Wait, what is he referencing? I remember VM fought oozes but I don't get it...

    • @DrMythosQC
      @DrMythosQC 9 месяцев назад

      @@ianyazbec5829IIRC, « The Cube » was the nickname for Scanlan’s p3nis.

    • @cstarkawaii3612
      @cstarkawaii3612 9 месяцев назад

      @@ianyazbec5829in c1 sams character scanlan referred to his penis as being cube shaped. He called it the cube.

    • @YouGandered101
      @YouGandered101 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@ianyazbec5829Scanlan referred to his penis as a cube 😂

  • @acck01
    @acck01 5 лет назад +1258

    Caleb had TWO baths!! One where Nott stole the doorknob and one where they all saw yasha.

    • @aisekrem3216
      @aisekrem3216 5 лет назад +13

      Oh yeah! Totally forgot that XD

    • @pandakisser100
      @pandakisser100 5 лет назад +15

      He just dipped his feet in didnt he

    • @DarLynn909
      @DarLynn909 4 года назад +19

      He didnt bath at the first spa

    • @fashionsuckman4652
      @fashionsuckman4652 4 года назад +7

      @@DarLynn909 i don't usually bath either

    • @markfinnamore893
      @markfinnamore893 4 года назад +51

      binge watcher here, he did bathe with the doorknob (the first one) but didn't put his head under. Nott did not bathe however. I'm not sure with Yasha however

  • @jocelyncoburn1848
    @jocelyncoburn1848 4 года назад +814

    What critical role has taught me: all voice actors have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy

    • @Caitydid561
      @Caitydid561 3 года назад +44

      Try all actors in general. Also dancers and instrumentalists. (All three of which I am, lol.)

    • @nwnp
      @nwnp 3 года назад +23

      and that's the reason it's so good.

    • @gerse111
      @gerse111 3 года назад +34

      Srsly...whole crew needed to go to horny jail this episode (not complaining, it was hilarious)

    • @gabesynnott6506
      @gabesynnott6506 3 года назад

      I first saw this at 58:48

    • @comicstrider4851
      @comicstrider4851 3 года назад +4

      Or maybe it's because said 12 year old boy's childhoood were filled by those voice actors

  • @AntiArmedWierdo
    @AntiArmedWierdo Год назад +156

    1:54:18 did… did travis just remember his wife’s medication schedule and send it down on a quiet chain down the group so she could have it?? My damn heart❤

    • @kevinfeagan6008
      @kevinfeagan6008 Год назад +19

      Thanks for pointing this out. Makes me happy to see it!

    • @SkilesHasFun
      @SkilesHasFun 6 месяцев назад +12

      Travis is 100% husband goals. I hope to be half the husband he is for someone someday.

  • @MrNoahTall
    @MrNoahTall 3 года назад +178

    Caleb: [During reading of the charred book, to DM] "I'm not telling anyone this."
    Marisha: Continues writing furiously.

    • @neptune477
      @neptune477 5 месяцев назад +13

      As a DM you have to understand that just cause a character doesn’t know smt doesn’t meant a player can’t . It’s very valuable to have a note taker bc they can share what they have written down. Otherwise you get times where people completely forget things and that really sucks for players and leaves a story to be unsatisfactory. Its good to have note takers is all I’m saying. As long as they don’t meta game.

    • @robertnope1993
      @robertnope1993 4 месяца назад +6

      It’d be nice if I had players invested enough to bother taking some/any notes. I would previously have said “as long as they can compartmentalize player from character.” But as we get older and our brains get worse, if anyone writes down anything and it’s even remotely correct,… that’s fine. Just stop making me recap. I’m tired. Write it down, man…

  • @Harabaz726
    @Harabaz726 5 лет назад +1373

    I love it when Sam questions the amount of dice Laura has and she just slams this massive dice bag. I died XD

  • @urbanmisfit1097
    @urbanmisfit1097 4 года назад +705

    D&DBeyond: $100 for every Nat1 rolled.
    CritRoll Crew: Look everyone Will Wheaton is joining us as a special guest.
    D&DBeyond: Oh Crap!

    • @autumnkey7058
      @autumnkey7058 3 года назад +20

      That is hilarious and I do not understand how no one has replied to this comment yet

    • @RushGamma
      @RushGamma 3 года назад +9

      Wil wheaton is an unfunny asshole

    • @Anna-zi7sx
      @Anna-zi7sx 3 года назад +8

      That would be so funny

    • @Papayaaa27
      @Papayaaa27 2 года назад +14

      @@RushGamma regardless he still rolls more nat 1s than my whole party combined

    • @Rowlurorowf
      @Rowlurorowf 2 года назад

      Thus should've happened

  • @Alizardlovesyou
    @Alizardlovesyou Год назад +43

    Matt moves the cube to consume Frumpkin.
    The whole table erupts in protest.
    Ashley laughs.
    Matt admits to just wanting to mess with them and moves the cube past. :)
    Love these guys :D

  • @mudkipsmakemewet
    @mudkipsmakemewet 3 года назад +122

    56:42
    Beau: I'm always a fan of going down
    Yasha: *nods approvingly*

  • @flandomaltrizian4603
    @flandomaltrizian4603 6 лет назад +2703

    2:15 Sam finds a guitar (LOOOOOSE)
    10:45 Episode Starts
    14:45 Row your boat
    15:25 Laura is back
    16:45 Oskar and Guinevere
    19:15 Fancy oarwork
    20:40 Water walking
    24:20 Battle 1
    56:40 Beau Going down
    58:50 Sam works the shaft
    1:11:05 Nott apologizes
    1:14:15 Puzzle 1
    1:22:25 A little bardic inspiration
    1:23:40 Redemption costs a thumb
    1:42:05 Battle 2
    1:58:00 Calebs don’t look at explosions
    1:59:15 Break Starts
    2:11:50 Art Montage
    2:17:15 Break Ends
    2:25:10 Rude detect magic
    2:28:05 Dice measuring contest
    2:38:55 Battle 3
    2:44:20 Slappin the jello
    2:50:15 Sam has cube flashbacks
    2:53:45 Don’t mess with Frumpkin
    2:57:30 Succumb to the cube
    3:01:20 HDYWTDT
    3:02:30 Fjord pours a potion down Jester’s throat
    3:19:35 Yasha knows all
    3:31:40 Caleb’s book face
    3:33:05 Journal Reading
    Between Twitch and RUclips, live viewership of this episode peaked around 59,000 people. The in-game start day for the episode was the 20th of month Fessurian 835 PD. Sam’a flask says “FART”
    If you’re the kind of person who wants to see the Critical Role team in person at a convention, but hasn’t been able to yet, you might be interested in Critical Scope. This RUclips channel films and posts panels and interviews from the cast so you’ll always know when someone accidentally lets a character detail slip. They recently posted a talk with Matt about his role in the D&D resurgence. Check it out.
    Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

    • @user-hh4pl9wk7t
      @user-hh4pl9wk7t 6 лет назад +21

      Man you watched the video fast!

    • @rosesarafilovic
      @rosesarafilovic 6 лет назад +42

      You're doing gods work man

    • @samminicksm
      @samminicksm 6 лет назад +45

      44:11 - Jester power rowing

    • @Tedula1134
      @Tedula1134 6 лет назад +7

      Alex Sarafilovic came to say this same thing

    • @AnewishWarlok
      @AnewishWarlok 6 лет назад +31

      can we get G&S to just pin these?

  • @viniciosbrandao9745
    @viniciosbrandao9745 6 лет назад +1511

    For a non native english speaker, the subtitles really helps and adds on the depth of understanding what is going on. Keep it up the good work, really apreciated those who help translate the audio..

    • @krisbarski4226
      @krisbarski4226 6 лет назад +38

      vinicios brandao The captions are currently automatic and sometimes give wrong information.
      CR Transcripts, a group of fans, make better captions in a couple of weeks.
      Check out their website.

    • @isabelchmontuenga
      @isabelchmontuenga 6 лет назад +14

      Kris Barski afding to that. If you speak english ,(writen) and you are decnt at translating, they ae making versions on another languagues. They never say no to help.

    • @VoidOfOne
      @VoidOfOne 5 лет назад +26

      For a native English speaker, it helps understand what they are saying as well.

    • @pinmaria6978
      @pinmaria6978 5 лет назад +13

      Ikr? I cant follow without them because everythings just too quick

    • @Wreckur4203
      @Wreckur4203 5 лет назад +4

      Es verdad, es util para enfocarse.

  • @ecklberger8057
    @ecklberger8057 3 года назад +134

    Gotta love just watching Matt while the party is figuring things out. Hes got a poker face and a slight cocked eyebrow permanently plastered on his face, haha

  • @xerosthemonk
    @xerosthemonk 8 месяцев назад +20

    The entire battle with the cube is just a giant cube-tease for Matt saying shiver and queef

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 8 месяцев назад +1

      "Laura: How do you fight a gelatinous cube?" "Liam: You die." I can only imagine when any of them watched Honor Among thieves.

    • @jameshigginsofficial
      @jameshigginsofficial 6 месяцев назад

      What a sentence

  • @tobydrago
    @tobydrago 4 года назад +465

    fjord: is there anything around here that looks like a staff
    bo (with a staff on her back): i dunno, lemmie look around

    • @cussundriakneal9904
      @cussundriakneal9904 4 года назад +39

      Lol, honestly, that would've been me. "Got a perfectly good rod-like-stick on my back, but imma look for somethin' else because i don't want to lose my stick'.

    • @kaskarden491
      @kaskarden491 4 года назад +14

      I mean he probably meant something that would act as a key and I don't think Beau's staff would be able to do that as it's not the correct key

    • @Azo_AE
      @Azo_AE 4 года назад +8

      Nott doesn’t have any of her sticks on her too?

    • @noodle13_91
      @noodle13_91 4 года назад +5

      I was thinking maybe they use one of the arrows from the trapped hallway

    • @verybarebones
      @verybarebones 3 года назад +3

      Same energy as me looking for the glasses that I'm currently wearing

  • @myrixica4222
    @myrixica4222 4 года назад +744

    "LOOOOOSEEE" And in that one moment Travis was no more, there was only Grog.

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 3 года назад +50

      In the grim darkness of the recent past, there is only grog

    • @hehehaha-jk8ej
      @hehehaha-jk8ej 3 года назад +28

      The bartender said there was no beer: there was only Grog. (I’m sorry)

    • @Leaf._the_foliage_man
      @Leaf._the_foliage_man 3 года назад +2

      @@hehehaha-jk8ej Don't humor yourself, no your not.
      Kida funny tho ngl

    • @boz8761
      @boz8761 2 года назад +2

      There is no Daina, only Grog.

  • @ditzy._
    @ditzy._ 10 месяцев назад +112

    credits: Flando Maltrizian
    2:15 Sam finds a guitar (LOOOOOSE)
    10:45 Episode Starts
    14:45 Row your boat
    15:25 Laura is back
    16:45 Oskar and Guinevere
    19:15 Fancy oarwork
    20:40 Water walking
    24:20 Battle 1
    56:40 Beau Going down
    58:50 Sam works the shaft
    1:11:05 Nott apologizes
    1:14:15 Puzzle 1
    1:22:25 A little bardic inspiration
    1:23:40 Redemption costs a thumb
    1:42:05 Battle 2
    1:58:00 Calebs don’t look at explosions
    1:59:15 Break Starts
    2:11:50 Art Montage
    2:17:15 Break Ends
    2:25:10 Rude detect magic
    2:28:05 Dice measuring contest
    2:38:55 Battle 3
    2:44:20 Slappin the jello
    2:50:15 Sam has cube flashbacks
    2:53:45 Don’t mess with Frumpkin
    2:57:30 Succumb to the cube
    3:01:20 HDYWTDT
    3:02:30 Fjord pours a potion down Jester’s throat
    3:19:35 Yasha knows all
    3:31:40 Caleb’s book face
    3:33:05 Journal Reading

  • @weshenderson6317
    @weshenderson6317 Год назад +45

    The look on Matt's face when Marisha responds: "I'm always a fan of going down."

  • @Draecon666
    @Draecon666 4 года назад +444

    I hear "You're getting to the tip of it" and I IMMEDIATELY look at Laura to see if she can control herself. Hint: she cannot.

  • @dg674
    @dg674 4 года назад +736

    1:01:24: Caleb grabs onto Mollymauk without context, Molly just accepts it and pats Caleb's hands lmao

  • @honeysuckel1351
    @honeysuckel1351 3 года назад +53

    The will-o-wisp ash uses all three of the targeted magics. Necromancy to summon the spirit. Evocation to burn the ash. Divination to communicate with the dead.

    • @elkwolf2888
      @elkwolf2888 2 года назад +4

      Thank you I was wondering!

  • @iansilverwood6286
    @iansilverwood6286 Год назад +23

    Absolutely love Sam, very adamant about not metagaming and even inflicts himself status because it's what his character would do. Just a joy to see him at the table.

    • @sepho3070
      @sepho3070 10 месяцев назад +2

      a consistent and proper rper that does what his character would do as nearly as often as possible. because not anyone, outside of people with ocd or something similar, does everything EXACTLY the same every time.

    • @jacobw.6744
      @jacobw.6744 2 месяца назад +1

      He's incredible to watch at the table. The story telling, the improv, the reading other PC tones, the memory of mechanics. It's really impressive.

  • @enriquecodagnone3000
    @enriquecodagnone3000 4 года назад +416

    Give the ring of water walking to Yasha, she can drag the boats while walking.

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. 3 года назад +25

      this should've been canon

    • @NastyMagic
      @NastyMagic 3 года назад +1

      @@thelastcube. this should be written down in the PHB 🤣

  • @briansimonds552
    @briansimonds552 4 года назад +1600

    It's funny how Liam went for weeks barely able to hit anything before suddenly landing 3 consecutive attacks while blinded.
    It's like the dice know Caleb needs to get serious when Nott is in danger (as with the Manticore fight when he took out the priest).

    • @aromaladyellie
      @aromaladyellie 3 года назад +75

      I like that Beau does the same thing on her first turn. All four of her hits landed. Beau and Caleb can factually fight better blinded than able to see lmao.
      Oh wait they could see lmao nvm

    • @faulerpanda7376
      @faulerpanda7376 3 года назад +53

      And there is that time he disintegrated that Leader of the Thieves on their travel to Zardash while all of them were in danger

    • @megashark1013
      @megashark1013 3 года назад +19

      @@faulerpanda7376 And then was immediately shot to death.

    • @faulerpanda7376
      @faulerpanda7376 3 года назад +39

      @@megashark1013 the true wizard way

    • @emeraldbreeze5096
      @emeraldbreeze5096 3 года назад +11

      no spoilers but another example of the dice knowing when stuff is getting real is episode 129

  • @VanderPants-in8lt
    @VanderPants-in8lt Год назад +27

    Liam constantly saying "neunzehn" (nineteen) for nine, when counting in German gives me so many chuckles. His dedication to a character's personality is so damn good 💜

  • @selena-9841
    @selena-9841 2 года назад +107

    Everyday is Thursday when campaign 3 already started and I’m also trying to catch up campaign 2 while campaign 1 stares at me

  • @kparish05
    @kparish05 6 лет назад +788

    I like how Liam makes really good use of the ritual magic ability to cast spell without using slots.

    • @goodzillo
      @goodzillo 5 лет назад +148

      as a cleric it makes my heart warm to in-universe make everyone else sit around doing jack diddly for 10 minutes waiting on me because we need to read something and no one else can cast comprehend languages and I'm spell slot stingy

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 5 лет назад +78

      While Beau jumps around him angrily because it takes so long :D

    • @travisanderson6431
      @travisanderson6431 5 лет назад +69

      To be fair, this is also a cool thing for Matt because my DM wont let me ritual cast anything unless our party is waking up or going to bed.

    • @archie4president330
      @archie4president330 5 лет назад +103

      @@travisanderson6431 that sounds harsh. Surely you should be able to do it during a short rest, even if your DM might not want to slow the pace down at other times. For me there's a reason spells have the ritual tag- so you can cast them between battles without burning slots.

    • @travisanderson6431
      @travisanderson6431 5 лет назад +52

      @@archie4president330 so I recently had a discussion with him, he said that he said it was for only when my spell slots were spent. I asked if i could try to just take the ritual 10 mins for detect magic during the game and he said I could. We were on our way into a dungeon and I started ritual casting detect magic twice before we went in to check for magical traps, both times he had us encounter some small scouting party of enemies who aimed for me first because I was meditating. I have been getting quite frustrated tbh.

  • @Anonymous20789
    @Anonymous20789 3 года назад +46

    when sam said "you double ALL your dice??" when he crit that was blessed footage

  • @Steve-to4hv
    @Steve-to4hv 2 года назад +141

    Some of this fanart is unreal, talented people out there

  • @gemmydoadance1593
    @gemmydoadance1593 6 лет назад +761

    Travis screaming LOOOOOSE made me fuKCIN choke thANKS SAM FOR FACILITATING THAT

    • @Vastspartan
      @Vastspartan 6 лет назад

      Gemmy Doadance when

    • @oribennett6520
      @oribennett6520 5 лет назад +7

      VastSpartan during the folk song at the beginning

    • @JustPlayTheGame76
      @JustPlayTheGame76 5 лет назад +2

      That. Was awesome. lol

    • @TiliaCordata
      @TiliaCordata 5 лет назад +15

      Yeah, the song was cute and it made me smile, but Travis's screaming almost made me spit my drink. I've re-watched it several times. It was gold. Such rage! ❤

  • @gabthegreat01
    @gabthegreat01 6 лет назад +360

    "Ashley has more dice then Laura,"
    that's gotta be one of my favorite moments on the show!

  • @elliottedwards1163
    @elliottedwards1163 2 года назад +41

    I saw the fan art of all the different Calebs and I went DUDE. is the dodecahedron literally a d20? and those are all the different branching versions of himself if the dice had landed differently? DUDE. THAT'S DEEP.

    • @okapifarms9698
      @okapifarms9698 2 года назад +14

      Dodecahedron is a 12 sided.
      D20 is an icosahedron

  • @trynt_xasan
    @trynt_xasan 2 года назад +40

    Laura’s face when Matt is describing fjord “pulling out a rod” is perfect

  • @arkmann
    @arkmann 6 лет назад +652

    When either Laura or Sam miss from the show, you can REALLY feel it.

    • @calebabel2571
      @calebabel2571 6 лет назад +8

      Agreed

    • @kripposoft
      @kripposoft 6 лет назад +36

      Marisha too (because it gets so much better)

    • @yujfromspace2169
      @yujfromspace2169 6 лет назад +144

      kripposoft this comment section would be so much better without you as well!!

    • @Ashkangav1
      @Ashkangav1 5 лет назад +8

      +kripposoft too cold

    • @transmatized
      @transmatized Год назад

      🙄🙄🙄

  • @frazzldazzl5187
    @frazzldazzl5187 3 года назад +149

    Gelatinous cube has entered the battlefield: "OOOOOHHH"
    Liam 'don't step on my cat' O'Brien: "F*CKING FOCUS!!"

  • @sakurap95
    @sakurap95 3 года назад +59

    All I can imagine: Barley from Onward, “GELATINOUS CUBE!!” 🤣

  • @haku8135
    @haku8135 3 года назад +56

    I've got a torch
    -Yasha, forgetting she can turn, literally anything into a torch.

  • @babyyeti2540
    @babyyeti2540 6 лет назад +430

    So cats don’t have dark vision yet to Tabaxi do? OK 5E, whatever you say.

    • @5oundOfVictory
      @5oundOfVictory 5 лет назад +10

      I think you're forgetting that it's still a game, and mechanics are a thing for a reason. There are many contradictory things in every edition of DnD (and pathfinder) that don't make sense, but are the way they are for the sake of how it plays out mechanically.

    • @phenjaws569
      @phenjaws569 5 лет назад +47

      @@5oundOfVictory some other examples include: padded armor giving disadvantage on stealth even though it would be better than leather, spears not being finesse even though you need more dexterity than strength to use one properly, half plate giving disadvantage despite its description suggesting that the plates wouldn't collide or scrape against each other, some spells that should probably be concentration not being so, and the existence of ring mail, it is objectively worse than any other armor type in the game, the name would more accurately describe chainmail, and what the rules describe it as makes no sense in addition to being the only armor neither based on history nor a typical fantasy trope
      (Edit: and that's just the player's handbook)

    • @5oundOfVictory
      @5oundOfVictory 5 лет назад +3

      @@phenjaws569 Why would leather armor be chosen as an option if padded armor didn't give disadvantage on stealth? Giving a reach weapon finesse would make the stat even more OP than it already is, and completely rule out the use of rapiers, shortswords, scimitars, etc. Also, you now have a 10ft reach d10 damage die with sneak attack. I do agree that 5e is a bit heavy on disadvantage and advantage instead of just flat bonuses (like -2 or whatever) which would be a bit more forgiving, and make more sense. Spellcasters also got huge buffs in 5e compared to previous editions, and some spells requiring concentration that don't could really waste a lot of potential in caster classes.
      But the ringmail thing, I 100% agree with you, same with half plate (though I'd impose a -3 to stealth, rather than disadvantage, because the idea is that a metal plate banging against something exterior (like a rock or table) is gonna make more noise than leather bumping into the same thing.

    • @phenjaws569
      @phenjaws569 5 лет назад +20

      @@5oundOfVictory I wasn't saying that these things didn't make sense aside from ring mail, I was listing examples of rules that are there to balance the game but aren't as realistic as some others, I completely understand why everything but ring mail is the way that it is, although making it so that leather armor has a 12 AC and studded leather has 13 would make padded armor more of an option, but I understand why they didn't do that, because if they had it like that, someone who rolled a high dexterity score would have equal or greater protection compared to chainmail (assuming they rolled 16 or 18 on dex and/or played an elf, raising the score to an 18 or 20) which would make the game at least a little less balanced, so I understand the mechanical reasons that these things are the way they are in Dungeons and Dragons, I was listing examples of other rules that aren't very realistic but make the game more fun (although given that padded armor is objectively worse than leather armor [which, again most classes start with] makes its presence a little superfluous as literally every other set of armor is better including what you start with)

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 5 лет назад +10

      I guess maybe the argument is that a familiar is technically a minor spirit and not the actual animal it takes the form of. Still bullshit though imho.

  • @DAEsaster
    @DAEsaster 6 лет назад +330

    "I feel guilty for having Needs!"
    Same, honestly