r/Maliciouscompliance Shutting Down a Mega-Karen
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- Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
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r/Maliciouscompliance There's your everyday, run-of-the-mill Karen, and then there are Mega Karens. These Mega Karens are like the alpha wolves of the Karen kingdom, capable of getting hundreds of employees fired by talking to just 1 manager. In today's story, an employee encounters an Mega Karen who doesn't think he should be allowed to drink coffee while on the job, so he shuts her down in the simplest way possible. If you like this vid, be sure to hit the like button!
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0:05, crispysilicon, bit.ly/2LTEBZW
2:43, F**Superfan, bit.ly/2YOamdu
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11:09, Exs_in_Texas, bit.ly/2yBa3DB
"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC By Attribution 3.0
IT'S FRIDAY!
What're you doing this weekend?
watching rslash
wouldn’t YOU like to know?
playing on a kayack and avoiding em and ek and every Karen lol
rSlash Watching rSlash of course
rslash is epic
When you said "a breeding ground for Karens", I pictured Karens being birthed from the mud like orcs in Lord of the Rings.
Peter Van Eno that’s a flipping picture thanks for that in my mind
Lol
I'm thinking more of Orks from spores.
Or slime mold
And their hell-spawns spawn about 1 mile away
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to respect the grandpa who didn’t want to be embarrassed by the hilarious situation.
I probably would have said "Okay you earned this laugh."
Nerobyrne , true
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But I was expecting him to say something along the lines of "yep, cylinder 3 is leaking."
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I would love to hear the awesome "I quit" conversations for the wheelchair lady
That could be a whole TikTok account. Daily uploads of over the top quits because Medicaid won't allow caretakers to care.
I can imagine that one was extremely dramatic like from a soap opera, sad violin music playing in the back XD
F to that glorious grandpa who didn’t even get mad when he got covered in oil from a car and half turned it into a joke it sounded brillian
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nah, he didn’t turn it into a joke: he was upset at being made to look like a moron, hence his warning
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I thought grandpa was going to turn with a blank face and say "It's the third cylinder."
Me too!!!!
LOL!
Same tho
Same.
Same
Dad got me new house keys, asked me what design I wanted. I said "get me whatever". Comes back an hour or so later with a VERY bright key with a cat face on it. Vowed to never lose it as a reminder to always think things through.
My husband: That voice is annoying
Me: That’s the point
Lol my mother says exactly the same
Dude my wife said the same and that was exactly how I responded
If it wasnt annoying I would end up watching 48 hours straight like im hypnotized lol
I really started appreciating how annoying that voice is... essentially after hearing text-to-speech voice.
My brother says the same thing lol
That last story, those two might have even been brothers and the one picking up the check originally might have been their dad as well as their boss. They might have gotten fired and cut out of the family will at the same time
F for Gramps who probably laughed about it later... R.I.P.
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2:27-2:43 That grandpa KNEW OP was about say “I tried to tell you!” 😆
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I'm definitely not the only one who pictured OP's grandpa as Kratos.
*BOY!*
Let me be honest, I thought the same
Same
ah beat me to it
Same
Dam straight
Aww.. :'( R.I.P That Person's grandpa. F for his grandpa.
@James Petermeyer MHM. F.
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@@JetFalcon710 F. :(
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Not an F, it was most certainly an O. ;)
Three words go me ou of an absolutely insane amount of trouble over the decades.
"I fucked up". Watch the ind drain from their sails.
After all, who hasn't?
16:00 reminds me of this one quote: “ if you want to know what a man’s like, take a look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals’
Yeah I was told a variant of that as a lad. "You ever want to know the measure of a man, see how he treats the help."
Censor curse words with Yugo barks!
Everyone wants it!
What is wrong with you?
nothing he is speaking the language of the people
@@TheMegalusDoomslayer You don't want this?
*What is wrong with you?*
@@TheMegalusDoomslayer no, whats wrong with you?why u no want yugo barks?
I was about to suggest the same things
Hey Karen, do not push the do not push button.
"How 'bout I do anyways?"
Karen was killed because she pushed the do not push button.
Hello again
Hi its me nugget
Like in halo
Why are you literally on EVERY reddit video I swear
Hey do i know you from somewhere
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2 things i was not expecting to hear today in sequence to eachother: “Here’s how a Karen attempted to forbid me from getting coffee at my job and how i sent here horribly bleached wig flying.” and “Ah, the joys of customer service.”
OP: lost 20 cents of her pay to shut up a karen
me: a small price to pay for salvation
me:: when I'm done halve of the Karen's will still exist
If she's a mega Karen, does that mean I can abbreviate her name as MK-Ultra?
Wouldn't the Ultra be redundant?
Sk y bahahag
Yes
About 2 years ago I had a similar situation happen at a expensive restaurant in San Francisco.
I had a group of friends that I hung out with all the time and never minded paying for most of our outings. Most of the times it was only a few hundred bucks, and rarely a grand or so. After a while I started picking up what was going on, since "friends of friends" started joining and becoming included in the checks I paid. I never really minded until it started happening every time we went out. To the point where I stopped going out for a bit while they begged me to come out.
So, one night I said "Ok" but im only going to hang out, im not very hungry." We went to a place in the city that was a bit expensive.
Everyone ordered a lot of appetizers, very expensive steaks and drinks. I mean, it was a FEAST.
So, after only ordering a water and sitting there chatting with all my "friends", I said it was time for me to leave, as I got up to leave I was given blank stares and confusion. I told them it was getting late and i had plans with my gf. They looked stressed out when i left. I later found out the bill was almost $1200 and that they expected me to pay, after they begged me to come out. That was the last night I ever hung out with my "friends".
I know, i know, I'm a idiot, and I understand that. I was just trying to be nice, but hey, lesson learned
Nice
I'm sorry that happened
"It was the early 2000s, and *Chads weren't a **_thing_** yet...*
Chads have been around since the Dawn of Time, they may have just gone by other names.
The name has been known since at least 1993. ruclips.net/video/HiQP5htOcPc/видео.html Early 2000's would have been well into the Gen X version of Chad.
Caveman chad is Ungis Booga
True enough, over the ages, the name was "extinct".
See manger who escorted multiple businesses into the ground, but it was never his fault.
Yeah, Captain saile aground, it was the ground's fault...
Who are Chads? I never heard of them. Ar ethey like Karens?
@@mysteryGuySaysHi Same entitlement, but usually not as easy to offend, and almost always dude-bros.
" for only 20¢ a day you can also ruin a Karen's day"
Take all my money.
Shut up and take my money!
Sign me up!
Extra 1$ to hear them ask for your manager!
Take all my money and more
“You can get a fancy degree but you can’t teach class” totally agree
thats basiclly what they were saying in the story
F for the gramps and the elderly boss.
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OMG the personality of that boss in the last story makes me think of my Dad. He won't put up with people treating service workers like cr*p and is always generous with the tips. I wish more people were like that.
When his grandpa said "Boy" it thought he is Kratos for a moment :D
Accuracy > Speed boy
That’s what he’s doing while the 5th game
just put out more arrows
but you told me to do accuracy over speed
there are so many you won't miss
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To be fair the main boss of GOW4 is essentially EK with his Karen mother.
Kratos: "Stay away from my home and my son."
Baldur: *Attacks Kratos and Atreus anyway*
Kratos: *Beats the shit out of Baldur*
Freya: "HOW DARE YOU HURT MY BABY! HE IS A GOOD BOY, GIVE HIM YOUR AX AND YOUR SON, HE DESERVES THEM MORE THAN YOU!"
Am I the only one that got flashbacks when the grandpa says "I better not hear an Fing word, boy" and the boy says "Yessir." Boy, that's a word! Run! Just me?
I thought of saying "A Word" in response.
Dude u r soooo right
Me aswell
F for the grandpa in the first story what a legend!
R.I.P
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"Apparently I thought this was my party. I guess I was wrong."
*Literal jaw drop of excitement*
The ultimate Karen has arrived, hide the managers and run
That sums up ever Karen ever.
Karen: *Exist*
Manager: Why do I hear boss music
Nah, I prefer to stand and fight. Few things in my life give me as much satisfaction as pissing off Karens, especially those boss level ones.
@@HaXD1209 ...I love this...
TheNNoooorr -"ultimate" hmm. May i ask, is that a danganronpa reference?
ASPCA saves more than PETA
"determined to combat the apparent danger of a minimum wage employee" that made me laugh
I mean there are probably around 20 million in the US alone (rough guess not actual number) so if we rose up it'd be hard to put it down.
PETA is a joke. They put down more animals than they save.
ASPCA only killed 100 dogs one year compared to their previous yearly body counts of 100,000 at the start of the 20th century and the 200,000 for upto forty years before then.
Cute kittens on a card...
Hm...
*I'll take your entire stock*
Oh hell no i buy it double
Hey!!!!!! Sssshhhhhaaaaaarrrrrrrreeeee!!!!
*Soviet Union anthem plays in the background*
I would buy 1 just to frame it after canceling the number on it. In my mind it is a cute card.
“Hm”
Villager: **intensifies** “HM?”
Rest in peace. Your grandson has shared the stories and we are all jealous he had such a amazing man for a grandfather. Rest In Peace
Can we all agree that real men get the credit cards with kittens and immature man children get the ones with sports?
What about women with sports themed credit cards?
these actually exist ?
@@recklessrex tomboys? Or maybe just big fans of sports? Or maybe athletes themselves?
@@joshmuldowney4968 those are for men that also take it like a man (from behind).
I am just joking by the way.
Masculinity only matters to those who have little of it
1st story: Now THAT is an awesome grandpa!
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Viper D. Spades okay
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And hell yeah, it was.
The "I quit" and "I reconsider" story is awesome! Good for OP and their colleagues, and also much praise to the manager for playing along 😄
My mom just told me that since I watch rSlash videos this time at everyday, it has become a part of her day.
Stonks
that #1 story... when your grandpa is Kratos.
*BOY!*
BOI!
BOY!
Oh boy.
Or Yondu
BOI
Instead of a kitten card they should have sent one for the major rival of whatever team was on the original. F for awesome grandpa, may he RIP.
I'm sorry if I'm not going along with the context of this comment... but omg, THANK YOU for saying it "should HAVE" instead of "should OF". That's honest to god one of the most annoying things that people do, and I'm very grateful that there are people out there that say/spell it right.
F for awesome Grandpa indeed
F for Grandpa; he reminds me of a hundred home mechanics my dad used to hang out with.
Me: *chomping on cake*
Some rando: *struggling to survive an encounter with a wild Karen*
rslash: new video
you: choking on cake
(edit: i never eat or drink while listening rslash. bursting coffee on keyboard is not fun... )
@@sleeptyper Yeah pretty much x,D hearing these real life experiences just... idek i don't have words for what people go through to put up with such horrible people like that
I can already see this meme
@@kitariartist I had a Mega-Karen as a teacher for years 3-5 in elementary school... Being 5'2" and solarium-holic, girls good boys bad, she was the worst thing for hundreds of kids thru her career.
@@sleeptyper That's awful - did no one talk to the head teacher/principle?
Grandpa: Boy
Kratos: See that right there is who i learned from a great men indeed
Atraeus: bu-
Grandpa and Kratos: *BOY*
I thought of kratos too lol.
F. R.I.P OP's grandpa. I'm sure he's out there somewhere kicking ass in the great beyond :D
Meme Fact: F to pay respects has actually been the longest running meme, starting in 2015.
@@IcyAtlas the rickroll is older and still running
I love this comment! And I agree he's kicking asses in the after life.
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Punishing criminals for Satan, probably. Teaching them why they shouldn't have done what they did.
If God and Satan has a car problem, he's most likely their go to guy.
If he needs a break, they let him take a break.
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Hell yeah! I want a credit card with kittens on it! Even better if they donate money to an animal shelter/charity ☺️ Also that Puppy Bloopers shirt is adorable
Start of every malicious compliance story=
-chuckles- I’m in danger
End of the story
-chuckles- You’re in danger
So true lol
Last story, Johnny Walker Blue isn't that great. It's one of those "trendy" scotch brands and a blend at that, try a real single malt if you want good scotch.
I’ve had most of the JW lineup except for green and gold, and JW Double black has been my favorite so far
Also if you reaaally wanna appear knowledgable about Scottish whisky, don’t call it scotch. No one in Scotland does. It’s just whisky 😉
@@elmondo-s1e Well, in the US we have more than one kind of whisky so we have to be a little more specific.
@@roberthenderson2580 not when you’re talking about Johnny Walker pal 😂
rSlash: 20 cents to ruined a karen's day !
Me: Shut up , and take my money
I thought Grandpa would say something like "well, now we know which cylinder it is"
rSlash: *laughs*
Me: why don't you steal my heart while you're at it
Mood
Seriously. I laugh at all the stories but I really love listening to his voice.
Puppy bloopers need to be changed to Floofer Bloopers. You can't change my mind.
Even better. Danger floofer bloopers
Flooded buildings
Sorry autocorrect
So true
TheJaySword Gaming lol leave it to autocorrect!
4:18 anyone remember that one commercial?
"And I want a picture of kittens on it."
"War Kittens?"
What was it for
@@snowdream2530 Capital One, I think
"Hey Grampa, You were right, it's #3!" (If he were to utter a word)
Karen:Arrest me if you want
Me:Ok
Karen: *Surprised Pikachu Face*
Respect to that cool old Grandfather
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For the last story, I'm betting it wasn't their boss, that was their Grandfather/Family Patriarch! They complied because they knew if they didn't they'd be written out of the will!
12:57 - Any person who finds it necessary to flaunt their college degree, to assert dominance, is stupid ! Karen, Chad, anyone..
I swear to sweet baby Jesus, if there was a movie/tv show/series/whatever and there was a Karen on it, THIS GUY OVER HERE SHOULD VOICE THE KAREN HE’S GREAT AT IT-
Waiters/waitresses should be allowed to fight people who play musical chairs while dining.
The other day a customer complained because they hadn't been waited on for a half hour. Probably because they got their drink order, ordered their food, then moved sections to the opposite side of the wall in a section that wasn't even open. We thought they walked out so we tossed their food.
I have a bank card that has soldiers on it (the ones putting the flag in the ground in WWII). Say I make a purchase that's $3.50, it'll take $0.50 from my checking and add it to my savings. On top of that, the bank makes a $0.50 donation to the wounded warrior project.
Great but the wounded warrior project is horrible. They barely help vets. Instead they have lavish parties for the higher ups
Tanner Hartl may I ask how you know this, I’m just curious
@@V01Dplays Its been big news for years now
Tanner Hartl oh ok I’ve never heard of it
Here's the best way to combat a Karen: Have a small mirror by your side whenever you work. As said Karen proceeds to go on a rant, asking for a manager, slowly raise the mirror as she's ranting without a word. She'll be so embarrassed after seeing herself, she'll have no choice but to leave
F for Grandpa. He got as complete stranger laughing so hard I had to slow to breathe. Lol I miss all my grandparents too. They are the best! ❤️
My Grandpa is 91 years young, and I know he's fading. Every 2 days I go out of my way, or turn down other people's plans, to see him.
Just got home from bringing him a strawberry Sunday and a double double. Best 4 hours of my day!
Grandparents are so forgotten, and so important ❤
edit:spelling
Go treat him right! :)
Mine died before I met him
@@guppiette4648 *hugs* I'm sorry
4:22 my brother ordered a vary expensive peace of equipment of Amazon and was told to sign for it, usually if your not there to sign the drive will leave a door hook that says "sorry we missed you" but this driver was lazy and just left it at our doorstep and tried to forge his signature, the best part they misspelled our last name despite the fact that it's on both the form and package, the reason it NEEDED a signature was it was a $1,000 item
re: Thumbnail - The first time that I saw "big hair" like that was when I was a kid in about '68 or '69 and the woman had one of those Beehive hairdos. She had walked under an awning in front of a line of shops that had not been swept clean. She stepped out (she had to duck a bit) from underneath it with her hair totally covered in cobwebs and spiders. I was just a little boy (maybe 7?) and I _totally_ freaked out. I was immediately screaming at the top of my lungs and running away as fast as I could. [insert multiple cry laughing emojis]
New shirt idea for you:
Background has some grass and a generic Karen that says "A Wild Karen Appears!"
Foreground has back of a head holding an rSlash Pokeball
OP used malicious compliance!
It's super effective!
I like this.
@@mattt6920 karen`s sturdy makes her hold onto the BS!
OP used malicious compliant!
Its super effective!
Karen fainted with horror!
OP's grandpa sounds like the Zeus of Santa
Sounds more like Kratos from God Of War, the newest game. BOY
Boyyyyyyyyyyyy
F for those decent "grandpa" figures in our lives, or people who filled the place of one.
Absolutely "F" for grampa!
The ending for the last story was EPIC! Sounds like something I would do.
Just started listening to this guy. His laugh is pure joy
Phone: *doesn’t play sound*
Me: *turns sound all the way up*
rSlash: BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR
I'm confused, so is a *"Chad"* similar to that of a *"Dude-Bro"* and the only difference would be them possessing a post grad degree?
Precisely
I once encountered a Chad and Chris (their actual names) drunk and arguing outside of a frat party in a restaurant and Chad screaming about how Chris is a terrible person, and how Chad's dad paid for Chris's college. Weirdest argument to pass by.
Mys Led a chad is a smart dipshit
I lost my last grandfather in 2018 and whew the series I could tell about that man. I miss him every single day
As a teen that lost his grandma the first post hits me
Rip mame
Rip op’s grandma
*Drinking Game*
Story 1: take a drink whenever take a drink whenever they say “grandpa”
Story 2: take a drink whenever they swear
Story 3: take a drink whenever you feel bad for the old lady.
Story 4: take a drink whenever they say Karen.
Now have some water you drunk baby.
Alexa Hess Dont you mean call IXII?
Alexa Hess grandpa v Karan
Story 3: just drink the whole time.
fujck u fro this
it woooooorkeddd
Me: Rslash uploaded 8 minutes ago I’m probably one of the first
Rslash fandom: awww that’s cute
How cute
“I see you had [sports team] card. Do you want the same card?”
“I don’t care! Send me my card!”
“Okay. _Let me just look up their rival team…”_
F for gramps! Sounds like a good man. Awesome video bud thank you for making work bearable 👍🙌🏻
If someone treats you out to a paid party and you want something not on the contract, then ask for a separate check for anything that doesn’t line up (also make sure the check gets to you). It’s not complicated. What total D-bags.
F for that grandpa! That was by far my favorite story of Malicious Compliance ever.
You and your dog are very adorable. Smooch tha gooche has become my catchphrase. Sincerely love your channel.
credit card guy should have sent a card with the rival sports team on it
Hey that is a great idea...it would REALLY make him mad..Ha!
11:09 a Karen spontaneously combusting, I could only imagine
I swear that i turn on the video and go to sleep while listening to this with a smile on my face
I can see it now a yearly award on who gives the most dramatic i quit scene lol
how are there still so many karens, how can they be able to breed?
There are a lot of thirsty dudes out there mang.
Alex 2502 When a Karen and a whealthy Kyle meet there's a chance you'll get a evolved Karen. They spit fire and when they reach the final form she can absorve people and become the manager itself.
Karens dont breed. They spread via spawning and virus transmission like zombies
Oh god the hoard is coming of karens
excuse me! we are a highly respected race. hoooow daaare you all be soooooo meaaan by saying that about us. i want to speak to the manager
F. The first post reminds me of my pap so much. Something about that generation will never be replicated.
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He sounded like a great man
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Can we get a puppy cam for the puppy bloopers 🥺🙏
Yess
Beneath the desk
Thanks all over you so much for all the likes OMG😳
"F" pressed
Respect paid
The reason the Chads looked so defeated even though they bragged about their fancy MBAs was because.. well... people that are truly successful don't need to openly brag. And most people that have money don't flaunt it. You can't easily build wealth by wasting it.
"20 cents to ruin a Karens day is money well spent"
How much is a cent worth, asking so I can get a price in British money and not America money
Sorry for late reply, but 20 cents USD is currently equal to 0.15 British pounds, hope this helps
@@shimmeringblaze8248 That is definitely money well spent
I fully agree
2019 rip navy grandpa he will be missed
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R.I.P anyone who works in customer service
R.I.P awsome grandpa :(
Spending 20 cents to put a karen in their place is probably the best 20 cents you'll ever spend
8:38
All i read was "Its 8pm on a saturday" And my head just starting singing Piano man by Billy joel
Ball Python Sing us a song you the piano man sing us a song tonight
And the regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sit'n next to me making love to his tonic and gin.
@@hellopancakes3877 He says son can you play me a memory, i'm not really sure how it goes
But it’s sad and it’s sweet and I knew it complete
My grandfather is a technological *god* !
He has built me,my sisters and my mother sooooo many things for Christmas and birthdays.
He has built me a ticker,
It's a strip of LEDS that go across the line saying many custom things on repeat like "Remember to play with Lolly" (Our dog), "Love you *-My name-* ", "Stop calling me focus!!" (Its a joke for the family).
And many more,
He is also a very humble person.
He lives in a small house (He had to move from a very big cottage and where my mum grew up due to my grandmother's death ❤)
He is a very strict person when it comes to safety and responsibilities.
It breaks my heart to know that I will lose him soon.
It's worse because my mum moved 8 hours away after marrying my dad, Who was in the navy and owned a house (The house we live in now), so now we can only see him once a year along with my auntie who lives close to him.
Hope he has had the life he wanted ❤
Oh wow. As somebody who sold special events and drink packages for years (before Covid killed my industry and career) I can relate to Chad & Co. Although if anybody wanted to run a tab outside of their contracted package? The server or bartender better get a credit card or have a manager get a signature on a revised contract. If they ran up a bill like that they would probably be fired. Glad it ended well for the op, but they made a huge mistake.
Woah what a weird thumbnail is it....OH no.....It’s a hybrid of Karin and a poodle !!!!!!! WO DA FIC