Lol may fav part of that story was that it was at Starbucks...like no kid dreams of being a part time barista while putting themselves through college, your entire staff is there solely for money.
to be fair there are some people that do work just because they're bored. I've known a few people like this and I'll grant that it's few and far between but it exists. I will however admit that I myself do not fall into this category
My father was the most out of touch person I've known. He spent most of his life pickling his brain with booze and believed that his family loved him and couldn't live without him. He was abusive and neglectful and beat up his wife and kids. His funeral had about 4 people in attendance. I wasn't one of those people.
I mean it could be not that these people like him , it could be that these people came to be happy about him being finally dead and hoping that there is afterlife just so he could suffer for what he did , and free buffet too just to gain something from his existence .
Matt No. Not at all. The ‘é’ actually makes the “ay” sound. This is seen in many Latin based languages, including Italian, French, and Spanish. So, it wouldn’t be pronounced “poke-mon” it would be pronounced “pok-ay-mon”. You can even hear this in the anime, though sometimes they mess it up and say “pok-ee-mon”, which is also incorrect. Pokémon would be spelled “Pokēmon” instead.
I'm sorry for your mother's situation, however bad it may be. I'm in healthcare, so I deal with various levels of alertness, from "fully alert and oriented" to "awake but not all there" to "pretty much a vegetable". I wouldn't call this last a "lost cause", but I wouldn't want to live like that. My husband knows, and it's in my living will, that if I were ever in a persistent vegetative state with a poor prognosis, he's to pull the plug. Again, I hope your mother is in much better condition than that!
I wouldn’t be surprised if the person who said she would “tell her boss she’s taking the week off“ instead of asking tried to sue for wrongful termination when she got fired.
I don’t think that would happen only because she can’t get fired from a job she doesn’t have It sounds like she hasn’t worked a day in her life. According to OP she married rich and has everything handed to her, so that’s probably why she has no idea how things work when you have a job
I have this roommate who is so out of touch with reality, it hurts. This guy had everything in his life handed to him by his parents. He doesn't know how to cook or clean up after himself, and he has no common sense. Like, at all. He lives in a fantasy world, where everybody loves him and where everyone wants to be his bad. They don't. He 's so stupid, that he still wants to befriend me, after I repeatedly made it clear that I hate him and think he's stupid. And he also has no sense for boundaries. Before he met the real world, he only lived in his dream fantasy, where the whole world loved him. No one likes him. Except the psycho bitch next to me. I want to get out of this house. Thankfully, I have already started the process of moving out. But yeah, this guy is so dumb, he calls a total stranger his girlfriend, and gets confused when her actual boyfriend tells him to stay away from her. (He told us that himself, but in a way that that girl was actually his girlfirend from his perspective. I put the outside perspective together through my analytic skills. Because no woman would that guy. Not even with a fork.)
"Who's going to wipe his precious butt?" I'm guessing he is. The kid has to learn to clean himself properly after defecation. Not teaching him this is a major disservice to him. These people are just freaking nuts.
I once heard the similar story, but with sad twist. Kid had same situation, but one day his parents died in an accident. That kid was so sheltered he doesn't know how to wipe his own ass. And forget about his undies.
yeah I would actually consider this a form of child abuse. If your 13 year old kid is so sheltered from the world that they can not even wipe their @$$ then you have committed a form of social abuse that you need to be called out on.
Sounds like alot of older generation people these days talking to younger unemployed ppl (in lots of different countries). That being said, pretty sure anyone in government, of any country, is usually out of touch with most of the populace.
Wait. You've forgotten another Prime Minister's amazing proclamation (not verbatim) which went along the lines of "No local work? Then you'll have to travel". Which meant men/women moving 3 states away just for casual work, paying two rents, and breaking up families. Good one, Mr Howard.
The story was about neighbors. The woman probably expected OP's parents to say "Oh sure no problem, we'll have someone over tomorrow to move the fence 10 meters closer to our house. We'll pay for it, of course"
We need you in congress like... right now... sounds like you might get them old dummies to help out our economy! Instead of constantly taking vocations.
@@ScorpiusZA. RUclips doesn't need to worry about COPPA since that relates to data collection and tracking of individuals under 13 years of age. We don't have to give that info to use youtube.
Omg that’s horrible, that persons like one of those people who think things like 9/11 didn’t happen simply because they weren’t there when it happened, so ignorant
The clueless woman who took her employees on a "shopping trip" reminded me of one story I heard about a clueless daughter of a super-rich man who gave her a business to run basically so she'd have something to do. She left on a three month vacation at one point and didn't leave any sort of provision for the employees to be paid. When she got back she couldn't understand why everyone had quit. She didn't grasp the concept that most people have to live paycheck to paycheck and can't go three months without being paid.
Just saying I was homeless when I started watching you, you've been a fav for a long time. I now have an amazing girlfriend, a fully furnished apartment, a good job, and I've always said when I could I would support the content creators I love, I would. But you hafta say the goddamn word right first.
I remember how shocked this girl that studied with me was when she discovered THERE IS people (and they're a big majority in our country) that lives with less than 20,000 dollars monthly. Honestly, she was so clueless she asked "can't they change jobs?"
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I don’t know if I’d use the word slang But in America garden means a place where you grow plants, flowers & vegetables OP is saying in UK garden is the term they use for backyard
If anything should be called "slang" it would be the American way of saying it, like the English made the English language so that's the original way of saying it lol
slang means shortened language; I would say 'garden' falls under equivalent word, (e.g, pants and trousers) and not at all under slang since there isn't really any longer form.
Imagine riding around on Yveltal’s back and watching people get murdered and turned into stone by this legendary creature’s power as the literal embodiment of death and destruction
"I wouldn't ASK my boss for a week off, I would TELL him I AM taking the week off" Honey... at that point... you wouldn't be taking just a week off anymore...
'LOL WHY ARE YOU POOR' Me: *inhales* why are you entitled? Them: I AM NO- Me: sh sh sh dont worry i have good therapist suggestions, thats the good stuff of being depressed Them: eh-
I know this one guy who’s so out of touch that he says PAY-tree-on like Pat-re-on Joke btw I love rslash Edit : this most likes I’ve ever gotten thanks guys
I know, right? Most flat earth earthers when in a debate pull out the line “Ok, prove the government/NASA is telling the truth!” When in reality, it should be them proving that the government/NASA isn’t telling the truth. Which they won’t be able to prove because no one is lying.
I knew a girl in 8th grade who forgot her hydro flask at home, and went around begging people for water, and someone told her to just go to the water fountain and she said “ew no, water fountains are for poor people” I also knew a girl in high school who didn’t know rent was a real thing, she thought everyone owned their homes and rent was just a thing that happened in movies. She was really rich and so were all her friends, she found out rent was real in a class where she was forced to fraternize with the peasants.
One of my old friends from discord genuinely was struggling to understand why I was so upset over having to choose to pay for either my medication or my dog's food during a bad month. He honestly asked me "Why can't you buy both?" while bragging about his brand new camero
In the US it is the word yard. Front yard/back yard/side yard. Here most use the term garden for the area where we grow our own food :) since yards tend to only have grass/bushes with flowers around edges.
I worked with a girl that was only available to work 4 hours on Tuesday mornings. No other times of the week. we couldn't hire anyone else to help at other times and she wouldn't open up her schedulable anymore than that. One year she told us that her parents were taking her and her sister on a big fancy cruise as a Christmas gift - then got upset when she found out that was the only Christmas gift she was getting
When I read the title, my immediate response was "ME!" As I always have to ask the younger folks what this or that means, but I guess that is a great example of not understanding the question. I've met some real amazingly out of touch people over the years and usually just ended up slowly backing away, turning and running!
There are wayyy too many stories for me to comment separately on so I'll just say; WTF? How are some of these people allowed to walk around unsupervised?
From our perspective here in America, everything different in British English is just slang. We also conveniently forget that the language is called "English" because, well, it's from England. We Americans, we tend to think the rest of the world should revolve around us. We're kind of like the "entitled parents" of the world. It's definitely not a good thing, but unfortunately it's become part of our culture.
@@PolymorphicPenguin I was annoyed about that too. People of different countries use different words for things, which is completely fine. It's like saying 'backyard' is slang for 'garden' when it isn't, it's just what it's called there. I'm sure not all Americans are like the 'entitled parents' of the world, those ones are just the noisiest. x)
I love how Americans think that anything that people from the UK say differently is "English slang" like bruh if anything back yard is American slang for garden lol not the other way around
there was this girl i worked with who is russian. another girl chimed in with this gem, "she's not russian, she doesn't even speak the language or have an accent". i had to walk away before i had a major laugh attack. she was 100% serious.
That celebrity story reminds me of that Dr. Phil story with that one girl who thought another social media followers was in a relationship even though they never met.
I remember when I attended a church shortly before I became a Sunday school teacher for it. They would serve subway subs after the service and the church was always so full, the conversations were so lively! We got a new pastor, a younger one, we were excited for the future. Well, he made the choice to take away some of the seats. Some people left but most of us still stayed, we didn't mind. And then they took away the lunch, yup, most of that lively crowd left. I could only watch on as the church declined little by little over time. More seats were taken away to make the remain congregation sit in the middle of the room instead of in the back. I once came in super early on a Sunday morning and decorated the hallway for the classrooms in the back, everyone loved it. Within a week it was all torn down because supposedly the hallways were supposed to be painted, but they never were. I once hung a bow on my classroom's door with a pipe cleaner and the pastor took it down within minutes saying it didn't fit the aesthetic. Yeeeea, months later he and the head pastor, of the group of churches we were a branch of, made the choice to move our services from Sunday morning to Monday night. They never sat their workers down, the ones who ran the front and the ones who ran the Sunday school, to talk to us. We all found out at the same time. I left that church before that announcement was ever done. Never went back.
In regards to the Flat-earther, this reminds me of a video I saw where a Flat-earther is making the argument that Australia doesn't exist and that you are really flying to New Zealand and they are all kiwis getting paid by the government to act as Aussies; also, all the wildlife and stuff is in New Zealand. I looked at my AUSTRALIAN husband and was like, "you.... lied to me?" Then I looked at the cat and asked, "and what are you? A dog?" We had a great laugh at the expense of the Flat-earthers. These people are absolutely insane.
@@PolymorphicPenguin it is because, in the past, our regional councils would provide cheap housing for people in need. It is now, largely, under the care of Housing Associations, who build and maintain the social housing stock. It is still, frequently, called "council housing" as the name has stuck.
OH! I got one to add to this. My mom's 'friend' at her work. They work in a casino and from what my mom tells me she can make a lot of money a night with added tips. Her 'friend' has FMLA (Family Medical Leave) and uses it almost *DAILY*. In all honesty she doesn't need that FMLA and just abuses it to leave work about 2-5 hours early and knows how to use it so they can't fire her for leaving so much. She then complains abut how she doesn't have enough money to raise her three boys and how they are now living in a tent in someone's yard... Lady, You need to work to money. And also not spend all of it on yourself and actually use what you make to raise your boys
Ahrpigi what would you do? There’s equality of opportunity. Business can’t refuse service for being of a certain skin color/ethnicity. A cop killing a black dude who attacks them isn’t racist. A cop killing a black guy who *SPIKES AN OFFICER’S HEAD INTO ASPHALT WHILE RESISTING ARREST FOR DRUNK DRIVING, THEN TAKING SOMETHING FROM THE OTHER OFFICER’S BELT, RUN, AND POINT IT AT THE OFFICERS* is not racist. You bastards just bitch about inconvenient problems that are only problems to you because you feel entitled.
At the undergrad university I attended, almost half of the students were slightly older than fresh-out-of-high-school age. Many had young children, and most were single parents. In a course on inequality in society, a classmate blew my mind. She was over 25 (27 or 28 I think), had been trying to compllete a BA degree for more than six years, and lived in an apartment paid for by her parents. They paid for her vehicle, food, utilities and clothing. AND gave her $500.00 per week for "mad money". As we discussed the disparity in Canadian society as part of the class, she would routinely scoff and sigh, moan and groan not so quietly from the back of the room. When our professor brought up the objective point that children were not poor - their parents were, the children merely lived in the poverty as dependants, this woman stood up and spat out that parents who cannot afford to care for their children should have those children removed from their care!. She actually believed that we should return to the days of work houses, where citizens receiving welfare would be forced to live and work in return for meals and housing, and their children should be placed in orphanages. This was in the 1990s!
I can't remember if I commented here or not. But my friend who could not understand why her husband couldn't get a job because "he is such a hard worker" he had one job that he got fired from, no driver's license, no high school diploma, no GED and can't get a job. When I told her off about this, she question why him not having a diploma or GED had anything to do with it. And then start complaining about the price of a GED, how he will struggle with one of the subjects, and how it's not fair. I started cutting off contact with her soon after
I thought I was out of touch not wanting to work until I’m confident my health can support a job. Things definitely aren’t easy for me, but I don’t really see much point in working when every time I’ve attempted it has ended in me falling asleep on the job.
this man, this grown man, who absolutely loves to ramble on and on about how he's a PROFESSIONAL youtuber and INFLUENCER (do not forget, he's important), cannot pronounce Patreon.
So apparently I don't know how to pronounce Patreon
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it was on purpose right? :D
Lol it's PAY TREE ON
That was stressing me out
It’s okay pat pat
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“Work isn’t about money”
Yes it is. That... that’s the whole reason why people, for money.
That’s why work that isn’t about money is called volunteering for a reason
Some people work. And also get paid. Getting paid for your hobby is the best.
Lol may fav part of that story was that it was at Starbucks...like no kid dreams of being a part time barista while putting themselves through college, your entire staff is there solely for money.
to be fair there are some people that do work just because they're bored. I've known a few people like this and I'll grant that it's few and far between but it exists. I will however admit that I myself do not fall into this category
@@aliicat3266 i feel more sorry for the kids in farm making the products who the Starbucks company supports
My father was the most out of touch person I've known. He spent most of his life pickling his brain with booze and believed that his family loved him and couldn't live without him. He was abusive and neglectful and beat up his wife and kids. His funeral had about 4 people in attendance. I wasn't one of those people.
4 people showed up? I’m surprised that many showed up based on your description of your dad
@@MysticWarriorMJ A free buffet was offered at the end. Plus, who doesn't want to spit on the grave of a horrible person?
Damn... well I'm sorry for you
That funeral sounds a lot like my mother's future funeral.
I mean it could be not that these people like him , it could be that these people came to be happy about him being finally dead and hoping that there is afterlife just so he could suffer for what he did , and free buffet too just to gain something from his existence .
The way that he pronounces 'patreon' reminds me of a pokemon lol
People be like Pokamon (Po-Kah-Mon) when its Pokémon (Po-Keh-Mon or Po-Kay-Mon)
@@Phoenix6942-7 actually its pokemon (poke-mon)
No that you say that, it sounds like an eeveelution,the way to evolve Eevee into Patreon is give it 10,000 Pokedollers
@@matt309 no its po-kay-mon
Matt No. Not at all. The ‘é’ actually makes the “ay” sound. This is seen in many Latin based languages, including Italian, French, and Spanish. So, it wouldn’t be pronounced “poke-mon” it would be pronounced “pok-ay-mon”. You can even hear this in the anime, though sometimes they mess it up and say “pok-ee-mon”, which is also incorrect. Pokémon would be spelled “Pokēmon” instead.
15:47 Oh yeah I've heard of those pokèmon. In my world we call them "Animals"
LMAO
Pokémon*
R Nickerson ok it was close enough
@@Richard_Nickerson in french that say like that pokèmon
@@cuno115
Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades... and nuclear warfare...
Rslash: The King of butchering names
He'll have to compete with Binging with Babish for that!
Facts
pAtReoN
Pah tree on
Mr. Reddit can be even worse!
Having a disabled mother, the one where they said that 'those' homes are for "lost causes" really hurt
They didn’t say that all homes are, they said they didn’t want their daughter to be sent to the one specific home they believed were for lost causes
@@TraceyJeanne put 'those' for the clarification
*Me casually noticing the fact that you're a miraculous fan while scrolling comments before the video even begins*
I'm sorry for your mother's situation, however bad it may be. I'm in healthcare, so I deal with various levels of alertness, from "fully alert and oriented" to "awake but not all there" to "pretty much a vegetable". I wouldn't call this last a "lost cause", but I wouldn't want to live like that. My husband knows, and it's in my living will, that if I were ever in a persistent vegetative state with a poor prognosis, he's to pull the plug.
Again, I hope your mother is in much better condition than that!
@@espopstar me appreciating that people know who Luka is
I wouldn’t be surprised if the person who said she would “tell her boss she’s taking the week off“ instead of asking tried to sue for wrongful termination when she got fired.
I don’t think that would happen only because she can’t get fired from a job she doesn’t have
It sounds like she hasn’t worked a day in her life. According to OP she married rich and has everything handed to her, so that’s probably why she has no idea how things work when you have a job
I have this roommate who is so out of touch with reality, it hurts. This guy had everything in his life handed to him by his parents. He doesn't know how to cook or clean up after himself, and he has no common sense. Like, at all. He lives in a fantasy world, where everybody loves him and where everyone wants to be his bad. They don't. He 's so stupid, that he still wants to befriend me, after I repeatedly made it clear that I hate him and think he's stupid. And he also has no sense for boundaries. Before he met the real world, he only lived in his dream fantasy, where the whole world loved him. No one likes him. Except the psycho bitch next to me. I want to get out of this house. Thankfully, I have already started the process of moving out. But yeah, this guy is so dumb, he calls a total stranger his girlfriend, and gets confused when her actual boyfriend tells him to stay away from her. (He told us that himself, but in a way that that girl was actually his girlfirend from his perspective. I put the outside perspective together through my analytic skills. Because no woman would that guy. Not even with a fork.)
@@Nikita_Akashya“He who knows not,
and knows not that he knows not,
is a fool; shun him.
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When he said “pa-tree-on” instead of “pay-tree-on” hurt my ears
Yup, Pa-tree-on sounds like a site where you go to get patronized
Oh no no ikr
Kris S lol
Po-tay-to, Po- taw-to.
No, because the word is PAY-tronized. The root word is patron (PAY-truhn).
"Who's going to wipe his precious butt?" I'm guessing he is. The kid has to learn to clean himself properly after defecation. Not teaching him this is a major disservice to him.
These people are just freaking nuts.
I once heard the similar story, but with sad twist. Kid had same situation, but one day his parents died in an accident. That kid was so sheltered he doesn't know how to wipe his own ass. And forget about his undies.
yeah I would actually consider this a form of child abuse. If your 13 year old kid is so sheltered from the world that they can not even wipe their @$$ then you have committed a form of social abuse that you need to be called out on.
Imagine that job offer. That's the really sad part.
I read a book once that said "being unable to wipe one's bottom is the ultimate surrender of independence."
I can't imagine paying someone to wipe my ass.
"In order to get a job when jobs are scarce you need to apply for more jobs" - Australian prime minister
Geez that’s as out of touch as the millionaire CEO who will be out of a job because she lost all her employees
Sounds like alot of older generation people these days talking to younger unemployed ppl (in lots of different countries). That being said, pretty sure anyone in government, of any country, is usually out of touch with most of the populace.
Citizens: "we need more jobs and power production!"
gov: "More housing and yet another dock in brisbane? coming right up!"
In my experience, the younger employed people applied for more jobs.
Wait. You've forgotten another Prime Minister's amazing proclamation (not verbatim) which went along the lines of "No local work? Then you'll have to travel". Which meant men/women moving 3 states away just for casual work, paying two rents, and breaking up families. Good one, Mr Howard.
“I mean it’s one banana Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?”
Not everyone has it.. But karens don't need it either
OP: "Am I so out of touch? No, it is the children who are wrong."
Good ol' Skinner.
I'm astounded at your ability to say "thunder fart" without laughing hysterically
Sounds like a rock band name.
More like a super power level of a Fartman's blast.
"can you give me some of your garden?"
"Yeah hang on, I brought some with me in my backpack."
The story was about neighbors. The woman probably expected OP's parents to say "Oh sure no problem, we'll have someone over tomorrow to move the fence 10 meters closer to our house. We'll pay for it, of course"
* hands her 3 clumps of dirt and grass.
“I got a bag of dirt!”
“Why do I hear Snoop Dogg”
"Working isn't about money"
Yes, yes it is, people NEED to work to make money to do things like pay rent and eat
I know right? XD them: ok bye then! Followed by crickets chirping*
if working isn't about money then what is it about then
Right? Working LITERALLY IS about money. What the actual F
We need you in congress like... right now... sounds like you might get them old dummies to help out our economy! Instead of constantly taking vocations.
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Everybody: RUclips isn't for kids
RUclips: demonetize videos that aren't family-friendly
RUclips Kids:Am i not Enough for you!?
It’s kind of sad they made a you tube kids, when they demonitize everything on normal u tube
The really messed up thing is that if it is too family-friendly, you have COPPA to worry about, so screwed if you do and screwed if you don't
@@ScorpiusZA. RUclips doesn't need to worry about COPPA since that relates to data collection and tracking of individuals under 13 years of age. We don't have to give that info to use youtube.
Also RUclips: Allows videos of fake recipies and lifehacks like leaving strawberries in bleach
The “space doesn’t exist” made me roll my eyes so far back I pulled a muscle in my lower back.
One of my great uncles fought in WW2 and lost his arm and during the 90s a man told him that WW2 was a conspiracy
Omg, I can't imagine how bad that much have felt... 😭
I reflexively facepalmed upon reading this... forgetting that I was in the midst of chopping onions. Ouch.
@Bass Player Hah. Touché.
Imagine the same man learning or hearing about WW1.
Omg that’s horrible, that persons like one of those people who think things like 9/11 didn’t happen simply because they weren’t there when it happened, so ignorant
The clueless woman who took her employees on a "shopping trip" reminded me of one story I heard about a clueless daughter of a super-rich man who gave her a business to run basically so she'd have something to do. She left on a three month vacation at one point and didn't leave any sort of provision for the employees to be paid. When she got back she couldn't understand why everyone had quit. She didn't grasp the concept that most people have to live paycheck to paycheck and can't go three months without being paid.
Just saying I was homeless when I started watching you, you've been a fav for a long time. I now have an amazing girlfriend, a fully furnished apartment, a good job, and I've always said when I could I would support the content creators I love, I would. But you hafta say the goddamn word right first.
I remember how shocked this girl that studied with me was when she discovered THERE IS people (and they're a big majority in our country) that lives with less than 20,000 dollars monthly. Honestly, she was so clueless she asked "can't they change jobs?"
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Garden isn't UK slang lol, it's just our word for backyard.
I wouldn't really call 'Garden' a slang word.
I don’t know if I’d use the word slang
But in America garden means a place where you grow plants, flowers & vegetables
OP is saying in UK garden is the term they use for backyard
If anything should be called "slang" it would be the American way of saying it, like the English made the English language so that's the original way of saying it lol
slang means shortened language; I would say 'garden' falls under equivalent word, (e.g, pants and trousers) and not at all under slang since there isn't really any longer form.
DeltaPhenomenon right, but backyard makes so much more sense. Maybe that’s cause I’m from Missouri, which probably makes me biased, but whatever
Not trying to cause offence to anyone
"But they exist in real life" *me, imagining having my own eevee*
I would be like. Do i evolve him or not....
but wait I have a retort: gardevoir
imagine a mewtwo in the wrong hands
Imagine riding around on Yveltal’s back and watching people get murdered and turned into stone by this legendary creature’s power as the literal embodiment of death and destruction
Imagine having a bug pokemon, but you hate bugs irl
"Too wild and crazy for youtube" *flashbacks to every video I have ever watched on youtube* o-o
Historians have discovered that swiss cheese was actually made inside of banks.
It comes from the cash cows.
Actually, I'm not sure, there might be a few holes in this story.
Well yes, and funfact, I am a bank
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Would rSlash's subreddit be called:
r/r/
or rslashrslash?
Or r/rslash
Or r/
Or /rslash
r/Rslash
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"I wouldn't ASK my boss for a week off, I would TELL him I AM taking the week off" Honey... at that point... you wouldn't be taking just a week off anymore...
'LOL WHY ARE YOU POOR'
Me: *inhales* why are you entitled?
Them: I AM NO-
Me: sh sh sh dont worry i have good therapist suggestions, thats the good stuff of being depressed
Them: eh-
"working isn't about money" oh yeah my bad, i love being screamed at all day for the banter lol
I wonder what would happen if the Pokémon guy was shown Pokémon go
“Watch out you got a Pidgey on your face”!
My therapist: RSlash mispronouncing Patreon isn't real, it can't hurt you
Rslash: 0:29
The way rSlash says "Patreon" is weird but cute at the same time.
Ikr lol
I got an ad partway through one of your sentence.
“The next one is from crazy little...” *AD*
“Pop tart”
I know this one guy who’s so out of touch that he says PAY-tree-on like Pat-re-on
Joke btw I love rslash
Edit : this most likes I’ve ever gotten thanks guys
I think he’s from New York
No, it’s just as loyal fans *cough*choosing beggars*cough* it is out duty to make fun of rSlash and then ask him to give us his RUclips channel
@@frog3262 EXACTLY, YOU GET IT
@M R it was a joke lol, why are you pressed?
@@playerjmr Find the video where he says the word pecan, he is definitely not from New York.
Oh my God that story about the boss who took them all shopping. I can't even wrap my head around it.
Who would benefit from ‘lying’ to us and telling us the earth was round if it wasn’t ???
i have never found an explanation for that. even the most bs reason for it doesnt exist
I know, right? Most flat earth earthers when in a debate pull out the line “Ok, prove the government/NASA is telling the truth!” When in reality, it should be them proving that the government/NASA isn’t telling the truth. Which they won’t be able to prove because no one is lying.
If they can get you to believe the earth is round...they know they can get you to believe anything.
i once heard, "to sell globe models at the very least" and im like wow
Something something reptilians, something something brain control, something something Illuminati.
It’s obvious!
I knew a girl in 8th grade who forgot her hydro flask at home, and went around begging people for water, and someone told her to just go to the water fountain and she said “ew no, water fountains are for poor people” I also knew a girl in high school who didn’t know rent was a real thing, she thought everyone owned their homes and rent was just a thing that happened in movies. She was really rich and so were all her friends, she found out rent was real in a class where she was forced to fraternize with the peasants.
One of my old friends from discord genuinely was struggling to understand why I was so upset over having to choose to pay for either my medication or my dog's food during a bad month. He honestly asked me "Why can't you buy both?" while bragging about his brand new camero
Posting This video on Out Of Touch Thursday? Thank you.
for the first story, I don't know?? try feeding the homeless maybe?
At least it wouldn't get wasted
@@desiree5416 absolutely
More than half of these.
Person1: Buy this!
Person2: I can't afford it...
Person1: Well then just stop being poor!
“Garden” isn’t uk slang, it’s just the word
Exactly I was so confused as to why they felt the need to clarify. As a Brit I felt offended and my indignant barely audible muttering was proof
Slithery I mean it is the English language... 😂😝
It depends. What do they call it in every other country the UK invaded?
@@davidmcgill1000 In Israel it's also called a garden [in Hebrew, of course]. Yes, they invaded here too
In the US it is the word yard. Front yard/back yard/side yard. Here most use the term garden for the area where we grow our own food :) since yards tend to only have grass/bushes with flowers around edges.
I worked with a girl that was only available to work 4 hours on Tuesday mornings. No other times of the week. we couldn't hire anyone else to help at other times and she wouldn't open up her schedulable anymore than that. One year she told us that her parents were taking her and her sister on a big fancy cruise as a Christmas gift - then got upset when she found out that was the only Christmas gift she was getting
When I read the title, my immediate response was "ME!" As I always have to ask the younger folks what this or that means, but I guess that is a great example of not understanding the question. I've met some real amazingly out of touch people over the years and usually just ended up slowly backing away, turning and running!
There are wayyy too many stories for me to comment separately on so I'll just say; WTF? How are some of these people allowed to walk around unsupervised?
"no views" "28 likes" you sure youtube?
Hello plague doctor
I think RUclips sobered up later.
This is a video about being out of touch with reality
“Most out of touch person you’ve seen” (flashback) “do you not have phones” - diablo team
"Who's The Most Out of Touch Person You've Ever Seen?"
Brazil's current president
Is that regarding the covid 19 situation?
@@kos2919 yes, and also regarding basically everything he's done and said after becoming a public figure
Also the US president....
@@Ajehy as a us citizen who didn't vote for that living cheeto yea...
@@MatthewJones-jg4eu I came here to say "and America's most famous cheeto". you beat me to it lol
Rslash:*mispronounce*
The comment section: I'm gonna end this man's whole career
What's a *pAATHriion* ?
Haha I read this as I heard that part of the video. His pronunciation made me laugh.
*ah yes. You use this font to so.etimes aswell.*
@Red Pillaging and then there is the people who write ECT as opposed to the correct ETC.
The one with the Trueman show, ask who is the main character
I was in an International school, we had a run charity once. And one kid in all seriousness asked: "Can my maid run for me?"
ok im a little annoyed that he called a garden "slang" for uk people when most of the world actually says garden
From our perspective here in America, everything different in British English is just slang. We also conveniently forget that the language is called "English" because, well, it's from England. We Americans, we tend to think the rest of the world should revolve around us. We're kind of like the "entitled parents" of the world. It's definitely not a good thing, but unfortunately it's become part of our culture.
@@PolymorphicPenguin I was annoyed about that too. People of different countries use different words for things, which is completely fine. It's like saying 'backyard' is slang for 'garden' when it isn't, it's just what it's called there.
I'm sure not all Americans are like the 'entitled parents' of the world, those ones are just the noisiest. x)
I mean rslash was quoting the OP so I don't think it's really fair to blame rslash for that
@@Jpaynesmith A whole ass year later my guy
I love how Americans think that anything that people from the UK say differently is "English slang" like bruh if anything back yard is American slang for garden lol not the other way around
"Pat-ree-on" is weird, but at least it's not onision-style "pay-treen"
there was this girl i worked with who is russian. another girl chimed in with this gem, "she's not russian, she doesn't even speak the language or have an accent". i had to walk away before i had a major laugh attack. she was 100% serious.
Yay I’m early!
Too bad I don’t have anything funny to say
One day you will. :)
Omg hahahah the way he prounces pateron, please tell me that's on purpose hahaha
"These wild and crazy videos that youtube doesn't let me post"
Video: frog
That celebrity story reminds me of that Dr. Phil story with that one girl who thought another social media followers was in a relationship even though they never met.
whenever he says patreon, an angry karen is summoned
Reeeeeeeer, I want you fired, get your manager NOW Reeeeeeee
I remember when I attended a church shortly before I became a Sunday school teacher for it. They would serve subway subs after the service and the church was always so full, the conversations were so lively! We got a new pastor, a younger one, we were excited for the future. Well, he made the choice to take away some of the seats. Some people left but most of us still stayed, we didn't mind. And then they took away the lunch, yup, most of that lively crowd left. I could only watch on as the church declined little by little over time. More seats were taken away to make the remain congregation sit in the middle of the room instead of in the back. I once came in super early on a Sunday morning and decorated the hallway for the classrooms in the back, everyone loved it. Within a week it was all torn down because supposedly the hallways were supposed to be painted, but they never were. I once hung a bow on my classroom's door with a pipe cleaner and the pastor took it down within minutes saying it didn't fit the aesthetic. Yeeeea, months later he and the head pastor, of the group of churches we were a branch of, made the choice to move our services from Sunday morning to Monday night. They never sat their workers down, the ones who ran the front and the ones who ran the Sunday school, to talk to us. We all found out at the same time. I left that church before that announcement was ever done. Never went back.
this is the earliest i have ever been jesus
He will hold on to you're hand and bring you as early as possible :D
@@sanstheskeleton612 thanks
it's not easy being Jesus, is it?
Isak Valtersen What, you’re Jesus?
Who or what were you before being Jesus?
Thanks for the podcast! It's great to listen with the screen off when I'm out longboarding somewhere!
In regards to the Flat-earther, this reminds me of a video I saw where a Flat-earther is making the argument that Australia doesn't exist and that you are really flying to New Zealand and they are all kiwis getting paid by the government to act as Aussies; also, all the wildlife and stuff is in New Zealand. I looked at my AUSTRALIAN husband and was like, "you.... lied to me?" Then I looked at the cat and asked, "and what are you? A dog?" We had a great laugh at the expense of the Flat-earthers. These people are absolutely insane.
Lol, "Professional Butt Wiper"!!! I'm dyin' over here!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg can't wait to check out the patreon!!!
That one about the daughter in hospital for 20 years is really sad. They are in such denial and will probably never be able to accept
In the UK a "council" house, is subsidised housing for people in housing need.
Thank you, as an American I had no idea what a council house is. We have subsidised housing in the USA, but nobody here calls it a council house.
@@PolymorphicPenguin it is because, in the past, our regional councils would provide cheap housing for people in need. It is now, largely, under the care of Housing Associations, who build and maintain the social housing stock. It is still, frequently, called "council housing" as the name has stuck.
OH! I got one to add to this. My mom's 'friend' at her work. They work in a casino and from what my mom tells me she can make a lot of money a night with added tips. Her 'friend' has FMLA (Family Medical Leave) and uses it almost *DAILY*. In all honesty she doesn't need that FMLA and just abuses it to leave work about 2-5 hours early and knows how to use it so they can't fire her for leaving so much. She then complains abut how she doesn't have enough money to raise her three boys and how they are now living in a tent in someone's yard...
Lady, You need to work to money. And also not spend all of it on yourself and actually use what you make to raise your boys
There was this vid called “Are white people doing enough to stop white terrorism” that was pretty out of touch
Then again we are kind of infamous for not calling domestic terrorists “terrorists”
As a white person myself, I make sure to always wear my scarf everywhere, as it stops me from doing the terrorisms.
They're not though, so what's the question?
@@Ahrpigi ikr
Ahrpigi what would you do? There’s equality of opportunity. Business can’t refuse service for being of a certain skin color/ethnicity.
A cop killing a black dude who attacks them isn’t racist. A cop killing a black guy who *SPIKES AN OFFICER’S HEAD INTO ASPHALT WHILE RESISTING ARREST FOR DRUNK DRIVING, THEN TAKING SOMETHING FROM THE OTHER OFFICER’S BELT, RUN, AND POINT IT AT THE OFFICERS* is not racist.
You bastards just bitch about inconvenient problems that are only problems to you because you feel entitled.
“Ah! Did you guys see that Bulbasaur?” “No, it’s just lettuce.” “NO! It’s a Bulbasaur!”
*proceeds to hug lettuce*
i honestly would buy the patreon but i’m broke as hell
Same
I am, as well.
I just lol thinking of that last person’s face looking and feeling vindicated when they saw the first Pikachu movie trailer! 😂
I'm poor because you don't give me enough money, my King.
15:46 R/slash's way of saying bidet makes me laugh every time. Thanks for the laugh
I have a question about the patreon: will those videos be censored like the ones on RUclips or will they be read as they are?
Things don’t need to be censored on Patreon so I’m sure they will be uncensored
Never heard the word garden referred to as UK slang 😂
RUclips is made for adults but they want to make it kid friendly when there is another RUclips for kids smh
At the undergrad university I attended, almost half of the students were slightly older than fresh-out-of-high-school age. Many had young children, and most were single parents. In a course on inequality in society, a classmate blew my mind. She was over 25 (27 or 28 I think), had been trying to compllete a BA degree for more than six years, and lived in an apartment paid for by her parents. They paid for her vehicle, food, utilities and clothing. AND gave her $500.00 per week for "mad money". As we discussed the disparity in Canadian society as part of the class, she would routinely scoff and sigh, moan and groan not so quietly from the back of the room. When our professor brought up the objective point that children were not poor - their parents were, the children merely lived in the poverty as dependants, this woman stood up and spat out that parents who cannot afford to care for their children should have those children removed from their care!. She actually believed that we should return to the days of work houses, where citizens receiving welfare would be forced to live and work in return for meals and housing, and their children should be placed in orphanages. This was in the 1990s!
The fact that he said PAT-reon instead of patreon hurts
Its fine for me lol, because I dont know the right way to pronounce it.
@@NP-wx3vu Pay-treon, like patron
You got to tell me that stuff right away I’m just sitting here asking myself why this lady wants her kids to play in the garden
It's pronounced Pate-ch-rion
No
No, no, it’s pronounced 빼티온
@@skolebollestad it's both. Like po-tay-to, po-taw-to.
I can't remember if I commented here or not. But my friend who could not understand why her husband couldn't get a job because "he is such a hard worker" he had one job that he got fired from, no driver's license, no high school diploma, no GED and can't get a job. When I told her off about this, she question why him not having a diploma or GED had anything to do with it. And then start complaining about the price of a GED, how he will struggle with one of the subjects, and how it's not fair. I started cutting off contact with her soon after
patreon is pronounced pay-tree-onn, like the word patron
dabney why
7:49, Note for the sister, You must hear the phrase" well, your fired then" A LOT.
I think he's Patronizing us by saying "Pat-tree-on" instead of "Pay-tree-on" Lol...
I started to listen to these as I’m painting it’s very entertaining while trying to paint rainbows across boxes. Thank you!!
The way you said "patreon" physically hurt me-
Everyone gangsta till the local pikachu commits a war crime
rSlash butchering the name “Patreon”:
The comments section: *peace was never an option.*
I thought I was out of touch not wanting to work until I’m confident my health can support a job. Things definitely aren’t easy for me, but I don’t really see much point in working when every time I’ve attempted it has ended in me falling asleep on the job.
Who's the most out of touch person you've ever seen.
Pres Rump?
The way you said patron... It just became my sleep paralysis demon...
this man, this grown man, who absolutely loves to ramble on and on about how he's a PROFESSIONAL youtuber and INFLUENCER (do not forget, he's important), cannot pronounce Patreon.
“pa-tree-on” is like sandpaper to my brain
Finally! A Patreon I’m actually interested in! Definitely going to become a member!