That moment when you forget it’s an old video and hear rslash say “*I* don’t have a kid” after listening to tons of videos of him practically crying about how much he loves his daughter
I guess there has to be that because if someone just straight up slaps someone to shit , just for the first time . Then a bigger problem could've occur instead of a small one
The only time it's acceptable to slap food out of someone else's child's hand is if you know the child has an allergy and is about to stick something they're allergic to in their mouth.
@@scunts You've only got about 4 ways to harden a mailbox *legally*, and 3 of them are just different choices in materials. Mount it on a spring, so that when someone smashes it, it instead bounces around preventing enough transfer of force to occur. Or mount it in brick/concrete, wood (railroad ties should work really well if you've got a way to carve an opening), or steel. The only other ways to do it fall afoul of the law, and don't really belong in pro-revenge, even if they're of a similar scope. That is, something like trapping the mailbox so it blows out tires, or (one of my favorites) it rips out their oil pan. That's as illegal as it is cunning.
@@TheAttacker732 I like how you say that there's illegal ways to harden a mailbox. I would love to do such a thing to show people why not to attempt to destroy it. I am just a bit sceptical on the story itself as there are many jokes/tales rehashing this one, but I could be wrong too.
Richard telling the girl about what goes into hotdogs is like when Jamie Oliver tried to turn kids away from eating chicken nuggets. Even after he showed them what went into making the nuggets they still wanted to eat them anyway. 😂
I feel like Richard is a narcissist. The inability to see themselves as being in the wrong, even when it's objectively true, is a telltale sign of narcissism.
@We Have To Go Back and what is bad about being on the spectrum, i am on the high end of the spectrum with aspergers, and i am a happy and an intelligent individual, whom is intelligent because, much like others like me, i have a memory that prioritises anything that is found interest, in my case science and history is my interest, and so we ate able to accel, whil my sister is mid to low spectrum with the inteeligence of a grade schooler, but i wouldn't have it any other way because she is very good with arts and crafts, which is what makes her happy and so i am happy knowing she is having a good life even if she doesn't understand how to do long addition, how the french became an empire, how sodium reacts in water, or even when to put a comma or a period in her sentence. Being on the spectrum is not bad and shouldn't just be thrown around simply because some one is s smarter than you or not, and definetly not be used as an insult. Those whom use the spectrum as an insult or pretend to be on it for benifets are disgusting and to tell you the truth i never knew i had asperger-autism until i was in highschool, and looking into my past it makes sense and i feel better knowing what made me unique amongst my peers when growing up, and i am proud to be on the spectrum with my sister and my mother and so many friends and other wonderful people. So please explain why you said such a thing and if you meant it in a malicious manner than be prepared for the hell that will follow. I don't mean to be rude or judgemental and that is why i would like you to explain so that we may come to an understanding, i don't like confrontations but i will stand my ground for myself and all those who are teased and bullied by ignorant or hateful people, i know what bullying feels like i have been hit emotionally, psychologically, and even physically, but some of those hits are from when i defended my fellow humans and i will keep doing so until we are all seen as equals no matter your mind, sexaullity, gender, age, or even race. I'm good now and please respond because i would love to here your side on this and see if you didn't mean any harm.
@We Have To Go Back hi im his sister who has to suffer and my brother is just trying to make you see the point of veiw your just being a big fat ass bully to people who has special problems and for you to say this shit now grow up and just go on with your day behind a screan 😡
I have a mailbox story. This is a family story about my Great Grand Father. My Dad’s mother’s Father. He was crazy smart. It was said he could build anything better than the next guy. On top of that he sold TNT and liked to blow stuff up. This was back in the 1920s to give you a time frame. My Great Grand Parents lived in the middle of nowhere. On a long one lane dead end dirt road. There were a couple other small farms down the road from their place. Other than that there was nothing. One summer Great Grand Dad walked out to get the mail and found the mailbox run over, and trashed. He spent the day making a new mailbox. The next week it was run over again. After the 5th time, Great Grand Dad had had enough. He had found who was doing it. It was a stuck up young man that lived down the road. My Great Grand Dad tried giving the kid a talking to, but the kid spit in his face. So my Great Grand Dad told him. “ the next time you hit my mailbox, you wouldn’t have a car to go home in...” Over the next three days, Great Grand Dad made a monster of a mailbox. The way my grandma tells it, he dug a 6 feet deep, 4 foot across hole. Then drop a steal I beam into it. Like what they make skyscraper out of. Filled the hole with concrete. Then welded 1/2 steal plate around the I beam, then filled all the empty space with more concrete. Then made a nice little 1/2 steal mailbox with working door and flag and welded that on top of the I beam. Then he painted it, the mailbox itself was red and the I beam, steal plate, concrete pull was painted to look like wood... A week passes with nothing. Then one day, just before dinner. CRASH! BANG!BUMM! Grandma said her Dad got the biggest evil smile on his face, as he got up and headed outside. So happens the stupid kid had gotten drunk and saw the new mailbox, and decided he wasn’t going to take no lip from some old man. So he floored it as fast as a 1920’s car could go. Straight into the monster mailbox. The mailbox didn’t move... the car crunched like an accordion the engine ended up in the back set. the kid got thrown forward out the front of the car, over the mailbox and in to the grass on the other side. That’s where Great Grandpa found him. Drunk, confusing, a little banged up, but alive. And he told him, “ I told you, if you hit my mailbox again, you wouldn’t have a car to go home in. Didn’t I.” then he turned and walked back to the house and left the kid there. After about 15 minutes the kid got up and walked home. That mailbox stayed there for 20 years. Until the city wanted to widen the road. They payed him quite a bit to blow up his own mailbox. And He left a 10 foot deep, 20 foot wide crater where the mailbox once was~ I never get to meet him, but I love him so much because of the stories my grandma and my dad have told about him.
My friend said at ten his friend somehow got a hold of some TNT. They threw said TNT at an old abandon house. The explosion was bigger than they thought and soon heard sirens. They ran
My craz uncle bought a case of dynamite in the early 1970s. Used maybe ten sticks and threw the rest in a shed. A year later the FBI comes rollin up. This place is 7 miles up a dirt road in West Virginia at the mountain top. The start asking questions about his dynamite. Then they ask if they can see it. So he goes to the shed and opens the case. Almost ALL of it's gone! It turns out a bank vault in California was blown up and they traced the residue to a purchase in WV, my uncle's purchase. He had known nothing about it at all.
I love the pumpkin story. That kid was raised right. I remember when my little foster boy accidentally ran his bike into the neighbors car. I said well, lets go see. I took him up to the door and said "My boy needs to tell you something" he did, she came out and looked at the car. Said there was no damage and shook his little 5 year old hand for being so stand up. I hope he always remembers that.
I’m vegan. I frequently look after my god daughter. I have never told her off for eating hot dogs. Yes she will eat vegan at mine, but when we go out she can eat whatever she likes. I have never lectured her on my ethical choices, heck I avoid talking about it because I know she copies me. The last time she asked why I couldn’t eat chicken I said “Becca doesn’t eat meat because she doesn’t want to hurt animals” she left it at that. She’s exposed to the idea that meat comes from animals but it’s not lectured to her as a bad thing, just a fact. There are certain things you just don’t do.
My friend (a vegetarian) doesn't eat meat (you know... Because she is a vegetarian) but she never says anything about it, and never calls us out for enjoying whatever meat we eat. Her mom, I believe, dislikes some meat, but her dad absolutely loves meat. I never asked but I believe just doesn't like the taste/texture/etc. about meat. Honestly, she is super chill about it, and we normally forget she doesn't eat meat, but none of us (as in, not just her friends, but pretty much our entire teeny tiny school) mess with her about it. The only time I heard of pushing her about it was when I offered her dry Ramen without the seasoning because the noodles aren't made of meat... She didn't like the taste of dried Ramen.
@Dale Vann Uh, no. He wasn't the one who drove his neighbor's car into the mailbox. That was the neighbor's fault, 100%. Any good driver knows how to keep their car on the road, and if they don't then they shouldn't be driving. Only douches run into mailboxes.
*Past Rslash:* I don't have a kid... *Me, going through the Pro Revenge playlist 2 years after this video was posted:* _GREETINGS FROM THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!_
With the mailbox story, my dad sunk ours in concrete also. Our house was on a hill and our driveway was slightly curved at the bottom. The pizza guys from our local pizza joint ran our mailbox over 4 times. Well my dad had ordered Chinese once and that poor guy hit it. The next day, the Chinese delivery guy showed up at my house with a hammer, and a bag of cement. He and my dad dug up the mailbox, added steel to the outside and put in the concrete and waited for the next guy to hit our mailbox. Best delivery driver ever.
Hot dogs might not be the healthiest thing to eat but having them once in a while is just fine.... It's just a nice treat. Being obsessive about how you shouldn't eat anything that's "bad" is ridiculous behavior.
Rslash: *uploads* Me: *watches* Also me in school: *watches* Also also me during quarantine: *watches* Rslash is the god of youtube reddit stories, no questions asked.
The only reasons someone should slap food out of another person's hand is if they know that it is actual poison or if they know the food is something the kid is deathly allergic too. And even then it should not be first case scenario
I can relate to OP #1 as I've had CPS called on me several times, each time they found nothing, once they actually told me something to the effect of "you're a good dad". It really pisses me off how easy it is to exploit the system meant to protect kids against good parents.
That mailbox one was classic. it's like saying "You mess with my mailbox, I'll mess up your Car". Now normally breaking a dude's car is breaking the second golden rule, but Dick did that to himself so it doesn't count.
@@gordonlawrence1448 sokom 457. And if you want to be mean and have f u money solid beam with 1/2 plate welded around it. It would take hell and earth to get that out of the ground if it was sunken properly. And concrete and rebar through the middle.
Yup I took out a mail box once.Floored it around a corner ,the ass end washed out from the sanding from the winter. I hit my best friends parents mail box at 3:30 in the morning......I went back and told Ted I hit his mail box this morning . He was mad that I did it but respected me because I told him and put a new one in that day
@@crowdemon_archives Yeah I fishtailed. It was a few houses down from the police station and a cop coincidentally showed up at my job to order food minutes later. I thought my dumbass was caught for sure.
Wow. OP made so many mistakes in the beginning by not kicking that toxic Richard to the curb. But at least he finally put that psychopath in his place.
I accently smashed a friends mailbox when I was in high school. They weren't really a friend at the time. The replacement was better than what they had before. She is still a close friend and her family became a second family to me for over a decade
I remember hearing about a similar story to the mailbox (I think it was on your channel too). Kid keeps destroying old man's mailbox and old man repeatedly calls op to repair it. One day, op calls cousin to help heavily reinforce the mailbox (metal frame, 4 feet deep into surrounding concrete). And as it turns out, high school football jock breaks his arm "coincidentally" the next day.
My parents live on a corner block. There's no pro-revenge or anything here, but we had an issue with someone cutting over the corner of our yard, driving over the sidewalk and in between our driveway and the street sign. He kept leaving muddy tire tracks on the naturestrip. My Dad knew who it was and confronted him several times, it was the friend of the son of the people who owned the house in the court behind us. I actually went to school with both of them, but we'd graduated before this happened. Sadly, he didn't listen, and one day, he cut across when my cat was sitting in the gutter there. She liked that spot because it was warm and she was a dare-devil kitty, who believed every car would stop for her. My Dad found her when he got home that night. Her jaw was broken and she had obvious internal injuries, but she was still alive. She tried to get up so we took her inside to call the vet, I was going to have her euthanized because no kitty should have to go through recovery from that, but she passed away somewhere between me handing her to my Mum and Mum putting her on a blanket in the living room. I don't know if that guy knew what he'd done, but he never drove over that grass again. But I never got a chance at even talking to him about it because I never saw him again either. This happened in 2006. The cat was called Abagail, and she is the one in my icon picture. She also responded to her nickname, Oobiedoobs.
For those who don't know, with the mailbox story. Federal law requires mailboxes to be break away, which means wood 4x4s. These strengthened mailboxes are technically illegal and up to the post office to enforce, which they never do. But because of that, if a victim of these mailboxes decides to sue, the owner could be held liable.
My dad told me about how one of his friends used a loaf of bread, and he used it to knock a cyclist off his bike by hitting him in the back of his head while my dad's friend was traveling down the road at an excessive speed. It turns out that something as soft as a loaf of bread can be an effective weapon against cyclist because the cyclist was knocked head over the front of his bike, and then rolled into the ditch. I cannot even begin to contemplate the physics behind how a loaf of bread, and the speed of a passing car, could have resulted in what my dad said that happened, but I would argue to anyone that they shouldn't do things like this. The end results could cost someone their life. Think before doing.
My neighbor does an AWESOME show with Xmas lights. People were constantly driving/ wrecking into his yard, presumably looking at the lights. They'd snap the electric pole in half and ruin his fence. He put HUGE boulders in the place of his fence after about 4 accidents in the same year. That pole hasn't been snapped once and I have yet to see tire tracks in his yard. 😂😂
I used to work for two men, both named Bob. They were friends, and both were jerks. One day we were coming back from a meeting. The Bobs were in the front seat of Bob2's car, and I sat in back. Bob1 said, watch this, and he reached behind the seat to pick up a baseball bat. He opened the window and swung it at a mailbox. The bat rebounded back into the car, broke Bob1's nose, and bounced off to shatter the windshield. Afterwards they said someone threw a rock at the car. When asked about it, I said I was looking out the side window and didn't see how it happened.
I had to stop and think when Dab said “I don’t have a kid” and I was like “who kid are you always talking about then???” And had to go look at how old this video was 😂😅
In the US, mail boxes belong to the post office making them federal property. Destroying them can get you into a world of trouble and damage to something else that hits them is never the mailbox owners problem since that box just sits there and minds its business of waiting for the mail.
It's a whole different rage when someone does shit to your kids!!! I scared my own self when my own 'mumma bear' came out many years ago. I really impressed myself lol.
The mailbox incident reminded me of what one of my friend's father did several decades ago. His mailbox was repeatedly damaged so he built a new post with a 6 in. diameter steel pipe filled with concrete, sunk 4 feet into the ground and also enclosed with concrete and then built a wooden enclosure around it. That did the trick. The neighbor who kept backing into it encountered some serious car damage. The friend's father is long gone but the Google earth street view pictures show the post is still there.
I mean, what the guy with the mailbox did was perfectly reasonable. He found that, when installed on his property, most commercially available mailboxes were too flimsy for some reason, so he made one that wouldn't randomly break when the wind reached 30 mph or whatever caused the previous ones to break. Likewise, if you find that burglars keep climbing over your chain-link fence, replacing it with a solid, flat concrete wall is a reasonable solution. If someone drives into the new wall, it's their fault for being blind and not seeing the concrete wall on the other side of the sidewalk from the road. Hitting a fixed obstacle on non-driving areas, like people's lawns, is the driver's fault, regardless of if that "path" used to not damage the car. Now, sure, burying anti-tank mines in the lawn is another matter, those are clearly intended to cause major damage and serve no other purpose. But one should not have to consider "how much damage would this do to a car that jumps the curb and skids five feet on my lawn" when building something. Maybe one would think about kids riding their bikes on the sidewalk and falling over into your rose bushes, but even that isn't something one is expected or required to do.
When my brother was in high school (a few years after I graduated), some kids were driving around smashing mail boxes with baseball bats and got my parents' mailbox twice. The second time, they were caught and had to replace the mailboxes. My brother, being in a metal shop class at the time and learning to weld, decided to build a mailbox out of 1/4" plate steel mounted on a 12 foot piece of train rail. It took six guys to load it into my dad's truck and unload it. My dad used his Uni-loader to drill a 6' post hole then lower the mailbox into it, then they filled the hole with concrete. Unfortunately, everyone at the school knew what he did, so no one tried mailbox baseball, again.
11:00 there's a story like this from where I grew up. In the '80s, a guy put up a camoflaged metal mailbox after a spate of smashed boxes. Not long after, a group of kids hit it with a metal baseball bat, the bat slammed into the box, into the back window, and killed a kid in the back seat.
I think we have it better in my country. In here, roadside mailboxes only exist as a hub for our local post office services and they aren't even that common since to us it is more common to deliver mail to the post office directly. No roadside home specific mailboxes. If a postman has to deliver a letter, envelope or whatever that isn't a parcel, he just simply dumps it into the widely used door embedded type mailboxes/mail slots when no one is there to receive it. At worst, it is slid under the door if doable. So mailbox baseball does not nor has it ever existed here as our post office services' mailboxes have always been sturdy metal ones firmly bolted to the ground.
ILived on a curve in the road, a road that high school kids use as a short cut. My mail box got knocked over twice before school let out for the summer. I work for a pipe supply company, which often has scraps of pipe longer than the customer can use. We had a four foot long scrap of 18” , half inch wall well casing pipe. While school was out I dug a two and a half foot deep hole, and sunk the casing in it, leaving about eighteen inches above ground. I put my mailbox post in the casing and cemented it in. That weekend my wife planted flowers all around the casing thus camouflaging it. When school started up in the fall the kids started driving down our street, and cutting the curve short, as before. That mailbox claimed three bumpers and two fenders, and no doubt got some kids in hot water with their parents!
Gotta be careful with reinforcing mailboxes against douchebags. Some state and local agencies will go after you if you do so and the person, [who btw is INTENTIONALLY destroying your property] somehow gets hurt or ends up in an accident. inorite???
In Oregon there was a similar thing. There was a road up to a big logging show on a hill. Logging trucks kept cutting one corner on the road and destroying a mailbox. The mailbox owner placed a quarter stick of dynamite in the box with a suitable detonator. A trucker cut the corner, hit the mailbox and the dynamite blew his front wheel off. It was illegal to put dynamite in a mail box but it was also a federal offense to destroy a mailbox so in the end no charges were filed.
Amusing story: The first automated sprinkler head was for a piano factory (the second actual automated sprinkler system for anti-fire use, apparently). A little damage better than them just burning up, I guess (or at least, it prevents the fire from spreading to further pianos?). I just remembered this fact due to one of the latter stories happening to involve, well, a sprinkler system doing bad things to a piano.
Causing Richard to lose the sale on his house is actually better than beating him up for slapping the hot dog. Nicely played OP. Richard got what he had coming to him. Wow what a dingleberry.
This one really made me laugh because years ago one of my father's neighbors did pretty much the exact same thing using a section of super heavy I beam sunk into a huge block of concrete. A bunch of delinquents had been going through the neighborhood running down mailboxes at a high speed. When they hit the I-beam (also disguised as wood) it almost cut the car in half. Just like this story the parents tried to sue for the totaled car and injuries to the occupants and like this one ended up having to pay for damages to all of the mailboxes they had run over, all court costs and the driver lost his license. (I don't know for how long)
The one about the smashed mailbox reminded me of when ours would get wrecked. Growing up, we lived on the corner where a dead end road met the main one. Our mailbox was originally on the side of our property next to the main road. For the longest time, my dad would have to replace it every few months. Eventually he got fed up with it and moved the mailbox to the side of the dead end road. Never had a problem with it again.
A young couple in their early 20s were walking down my street late one night. I believe they were arguing and the guy decided to attack my neighbors mailbox. He kicked it down. Anger management anyone??? My neighbor is a no bullshit lady (she's a pain in the ass) she immediately went outside and tracked the guy down. We have security cameras that caught everything. We offered the footage to the cops but they didn't need it. Not sure what happened but the cops knew who he was and was eager to book him for other problems
We have a neighbor like that where I live. He lives right above us, too. He thinks he knows more than we do in everything. There have been times where my dad has proven him wrong. Its very satisfying to know he gets knocked down a peg or 2 once in a while.
I went to a Montessori school and go this day I'm glad my parents send me there. It was a fantastic way of growing up and made me actual not once resent school when I was younger. I learned how to learn at my own pace while having fun and being able to play as much as I wanted. Sister and I both went and are both very successful in our careers now.
RE: the first mailbox story. I recall the guy who built a huge snowman near the edge of the road in front of his house, just waiting for someone run it over. Thing was, most of the bottom part wasn’t snow- it was a very big stump! Sure enough the idiot trap caught an idiot!
Lay his hands on my family and I would have beat that "genius" into a bloody heap then left it sitting on the curb for trash pickup. The number one life lesson my Dad taught me was to own up to my mistakes. That story is the perfect reason why. I've heard that extortion can be "a tricky subject that requires a large degree of tact and word knowledge with a good spattering of legalese" (can't remember where I heard that).
0:44 Me, a Montessori kid: **has skipped a year in school** **was able to read at 4 years old** **was able to speak a bit of german at 5** **grew up pretty sociable** Of course, that is totally what a waste of money is
you sound really annoying, what kind of person brags about their achievements on the internet. You're either full of yourself or searching for validation and neither of those are good traits to have. Also most of these aren't even impressive. Everyone where I live starts learning a language at 5, being social isn't necessarily a good or bad thing and is personality based and most people have reading6skills of some degree at age 4
I have been trying to convince my dad to do the "mailbox trick" on a post at our family cabin. The cabin is right next to the woods that separate our living community from the lake. There is a gravel path that leads down to the lake in between our cabin and our neighbors. We have a line of 4x4 post lining the edge of our property to keep people from cutting across our lawn. Our neighbors driveway requires that they drive a little down the path to get to it. About 3 years ago someone new moved in and we have had 1 post, directly across from their driveway get knocked down a dozen times. I don't think they are doing it on purpose, I think they just don't know how to back up their boat trailer. I've been telling my dad to replace it with a metal post anchored in concrete. Getting the shit banged out of their vehicle should remind them how to drive properly
I grew up in the country and our mailbox got bombed numerous times. My dad had to replace them. It was kids. No one ever was caught. It eventually stopped. Recently a neighbor accidentally ran into it but replaced it. Too bad my dad couldn't have done the revenge thing.
One time my land lord cut my heat off in December -30 weather to convince me to move out. She then asked for full rent. I offered 50% until heat turned on. She had 3 people try to drag me out in the middle of the night (she let them in and they grabbed me while I slept) after beating them up they called the police on me. I called the police as well, but asked for a fire marshal to come over. the suite was illegal broke many fire codes and she was trying to sell the home... yea.....
We had kids that would baseball bash our mailbox... so we took out the nails that held it to the post. They could hit it and it just fell off without damaging it, in the morning we'd put it back. Once they hit ours (I heard it hit the ground) then they smashed the elderly neighborhoods.. this was in the late 90s. I grabbed my brand new cell phone (kids nobody had a cell phone) and jumped in my car with my 1million candle powered search light... follow them (they were on foot) and called they cops. They were bust filing me off and laughing cause they never thought I could do anything about it. Cops show up and they found dozens of peoples mail in their backpack... arrested for a federal crime. They paid me $50 to fix my mailbox.... I just picked it up and put it back on the post. Used the restitution money to fix my neighbors box and reinforced it with concrete... it broke the bat and the guys arm who next swung it. He had confidence from hitting mine so easy and swung into the next one so hard her had to go to the hospital... oh and we both got another $50 for restitution from him.
Hearing all those stories about kids smashing mailboxes reminds me of a episode of a thousand ways to die where a bunch of high school students were smashing mailboxes and an old man got tired of it and made kind of like a double shell mailbox. he had a small mailbox on the inside of a bigger mailbox and around the smaller mailbox he put rubber cement. the next time the kids came up and smashed the mailbox the baseball bat bounced back and cracked the kid that was swinging it in the face and killed him
I had a landlord who used to randomly try to break into my house and threaten me and my girlfriend because we wouldn't pay for the damage caused by a leak in the roof which we immediately reported . It took him over a month to fix to the point where there was mould and fungus in our living room even with the (our) dehumidifiers , when our lease was over he wouldn't even give us our deposit this guy was crazy. We looked after the house it was just a shithole of a building. Every other room was fine the most satisfying thing was that we let him know the support beams for the roof would eventually become damp and weak but I'll never forget us leaving with the middle of the living room roof bent out of shape laughing at how much more it was going to cost him when it was a simple fix on the day the leak started... we did not get any form of revenge sadly and we have moved on dont need that crazy man in my life XD
My teacher in high school told me a story once that when she was a kid, there were teens that had a 2x4 attached to their car across the back seat and on trash days, would drive down the street: Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang(trash cans were metal back then). So what they did was fill their trash can with concrete and the next trash day she heard: Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Screeeeeeeech! When the 2x4 hit their trash can, the car had spun around bc the trash can didn’t move.
That moment when you forget it’s an old video and hear rslash say “*I* don’t have a kid” after listening to tons of videos of him practically crying about how much he loves his daughter
Write it for me for a second and then I had to see just how old this video is lol
Right? He’s such a mush ball
I feel like I've known rSlash forever through these videos, how has it been four years already 😭😭
God yeah, it made me do a double take lmao
And we haven't heard about Yugo in forever? I know he isn't a puppy anymore but still.
The brick mailbox story is a good life lesson. "It is better to eat crow when it is young and tender, rather than when it is old and tough."
In every revenge story, the term "This turned out to be a mistake" is always used.
I guess there has to be that because if someone just straight up slaps someone to shit , just for the first time . Then a bigger problem could've occur instead of a small one
@@zenfulzul3757 ok
the first story used it 3 times
@@agentant7834 That guy sure made a lot of mistakes!
@@carpenter940x very big bad mistake
or well, mistakes
The only time it's acceptable to slap food out of someone else's child's hand is if you know the child has an allergy and is about to stick something they're allergic to in their mouth.
Limey Or if you know it’s an edible.
DragonRose Cosplay You meant “inedible” right? I can smell the Bone Apple Tea.
@@AFKei He's talking about weed man.
@@AshleyBay4 I read that as "the weed man" the first time lmao
@@AshleyBay4 Please do not eat the weeds.
There's nothing quite like mailbox-related revenge. It just has that taste that no other story can match.
My dad and I have replaced our mailbox 3 times. One more time and we are going to make a brick and rebar mailbox covering.
It's also possibly bs because stories almost exactly the same have popped up a few times.
Poultry - Well, there’s not many solutions to someone breaking your mailbox and fences besides making it extremely robust.
@@scunts You've only got about 4 ways to harden a mailbox *legally*, and 3 of them are just different choices in materials. Mount it on a spring, so that when someone smashes it, it instead bounces around preventing enough transfer of force to occur. Or mount it in brick/concrete, wood (railroad ties should work really well if you've got a way to carve an opening), or steel.
The only other ways to do it fall afoul of the law, and don't really belong in pro-revenge, even if they're of a similar scope. That is, something like trapping the mailbox so it blows out tires, or (one of my favorites) it rips out their oil pan. That's as illegal as it is cunning.
@@TheAttacker732 I like how you say that there's illegal ways to harden a mailbox. I would love to do such a thing to show people why not to attempt to destroy it. I am just a bit sceptical on the story itself as there are many jokes/tales rehashing this one, but I could be wrong too.
Richard telling the girl about what goes into hotdogs is like when Jamie Oliver tried to turn kids away from eating chicken nuggets. Even after he showed them what went into making the nuggets they still wanted to eat them anyway. 😂
And that turned out to be fake anyhow lmao
If he did it to me I'd pull him down slap him and tell my guardian
Yep My son , now 22 stopped having school dinners after the Turkey Twizzlers were taken off the menu. I will never forgive douchebag Oliver for that.
Yeah my dad told me that a while ago🤣🤣🤣
Lily Wolfstar please excuse this comment. My thing is messed up and no matter what I do it keeps putting this up. Have a nice day.
I feel like Richard is a narcissist. The inability to see themselves as being in the wrong, even when it's objectively true, is a telltale sign of narcissism.
@We Have To Go Back
I'm not sure what your point is. Are you saying that it's somehow *bad* to have a rudimentary knowledge of psychology
@We Have To Go Back and what is bad about being on the spectrum, i am on the high end of the spectrum with aspergers, and i am a happy and an intelligent individual, whom is intelligent because, much like others like me, i have a memory that prioritises anything that is found interest, in my case science and history is my interest, and so we ate able to accel, whil my sister is mid to low spectrum with the inteeligence of a grade schooler, but i wouldn't have it any other way because she is very good with arts and crafts, which is what makes her happy and so i am happy knowing she is having a good life even if she doesn't understand how to do long addition, how the french became an empire, how sodium reacts in water, or even when to put a comma or a period in her sentence. Being on the spectrum is not bad and shouldn't just be thrown around simply because some one is s smarter than you or not, and definetly not be used as an insult. Those whom use the spectrum as an insult or pretend to be on it for benifets are disgusting and to tell you the truth i never knew i had asperger-autism until i was in highschool, and looking into my past it makes sense and i feel better knowing what made me unique amongst my peers when growing up, and i am proud to be on the spectrum with my sister and my mother and so many friends and other wonderful people. So please explain why you said such a thing and if you meant it in a malicious manner than be prepared for the hell that will follow. I don't mean to be rude or judgemental and that is why i would like you to explain so that we may come to an understanding, i don't like confrontations but i will stand my ground for myself and all those who are teased and bullied by ignorant or hateful people, i know what bullying feels like i have been hit emotionally, psychologically, and even physically, but some of those hits are from when i defended my fellow humans and i will keep doing so until we are all seen as equals no matter your mind, sexaullity, gender, age, or even race. I'm good now and please respond because i would love to here your side on this and see if you didn't mean any harm.
@We Have To Go Back hi im his sister who has to suffer and my brother is just trying to make you see the point of veiw your just being a big fat ass bully to people who has special problems and for you to say this shit now grow up and just go on with your day behind a screan 😡
This comment section is a mess.
McBehrer Dude some people are just out here to troll. Have you ever seen a RUclips comment section?
I have a mailbox story. This is a family story about my Great Grand Father. My Dad’s mother’s Father. He was crazy smart. It was said he could build anything better than the next guy. On top of that he sold TNT and liked to blow stuff up. This was back in the 1920s to give you a time frame.
My Great Grand Parents lived in the middle of nowhere. On a long one lane dead end dirt road. There were a couple other small farms down the road from their place. Other than that there was nothing.
One summer Great Grand Dad walked out to get the mail and found the mailbox run over, and trashed. He spent the day making a new mailbox. The next week it was run over again. After the 5th time, Great Grand Dad had had enough. He had found who was doing it. It was a stuck up young man that lived down the road. My Great Grand Dad tried giving the kid a talking to, but the kid spit in his face. So my Great Grand Dad told him. “ the next time you hit my mailbox, you wouldn’t have a car to go home in...”
Over the next three days, Great Grand Dad made a monster of a mailbox. The way my grandma tells it, he dug a 6 feet deep, 4 foot across hole. Then drop a steal I beam into it. Like what they make skyscraper out of. Filled the hole with concrete. Then welded 1/2 steal plate around the I beam, then filled all the empty space with more concrete. Then made a nice little 1/2 steal mailbox with working door and flag and welded that on top of the I beam. Then he painted it, the mailbox itself was red and the I beam, steal plate, concrete pull was painted to look like wood...
A week passes with nothing. Then one day, just before dinner. CRASH! BANG!BUMM! Grandma said her Dad got the biggest evil smile on his face, as he got up and headed outside.
So happens the stupid kid had gotten drunk and saw the new mailbox, and decided he wasn’t going to take no lip from some old man. So he floored it as fast as a 1920’s car could go. Straight into the monster mailbox.
The mailbox didn’t move... the car crunched like an accordion the engine ended up in the back set. the kid got thrown forward out the front of the car, over the mailbox and in to the grass on the other side.
That’s where Great Grandpa found him. Drunk, confusing, a little banged up, but alive. And he told him, “ I told you, if you hit my mailbox again, you wouldn’t have a car to go home in. Didn’t I.” then he turned and walked back to the house and left the kid there. After about 15 minutes the kid got up and walked home.
That mailbox stayed there for 20 years. Until the city wanted to widen the road. They payed him quite a bit to blow up his own mailbox. And He left a 10 foot deep, 20 foot wide crater where the mailbox once was~
I never get to meet him, but I love him so much because of the stories my grandma and my dad have told about him.
That mailbox demolition sounds like a fun time lel
My friend said at ten his friend somehow got a hold of some TNT. They threw said TNT at an old abandon house. The explosion was bigger than they thought and soon heard sirens. They ran
My craz uncle bought a case of dynamite in the early 1970s. Used maybe ten sticks and threw the rest in a shed. A year later the FBI comes rollin up. This place is 7 miles up a dirt road in West Virginia at the mountain top. The start asking questions about his dynamite. Then they ask if they can see it. So he goes to the shed and opens the case. Almost ALL of it's gone!
It turns out a bank vault in California was blown up and they traced the residue to a purchase in WV, my uncle's purchase. He had known nothing about it at all.
Props to your great grand dad for making that monster mailbox of doom.
@@daveholden2711 Did your uncle end up getting arrested? Do you know anything more?
I love the pumpkin story. That kid was raised right. I remember when my little foster boy accidentally ran his bike into the neighbors car. I said well, lets go see. I took him up to the door and said "My boy needs to tell you something" he did, she came out and looked at the car. Said there was no damage and shook his little 5 year old hand for being so stand up. I hope he always remembers that.
I’m vegan. I frequently look after my god daughter. I have never told her off for eating hot dogs. Yes she will eat vegan at mine, but when we go out she can eat whatever she likes. I have never lectured her on my ethical choices, heck I avoid talking about it because I know she copies me. The last time she asked why I couldn’t eat chicken I said “Becca doesn’t eat meat because she doesn’t want to hurt animals” she left it at that. She’s exposed to the idea that meat comes from animals but it’s not lectured to her as a bad thing, just a fact. There are certain things you just don’t do.
You are the good type of vegan which seems to be very rare these days
you are a good vegan. thank you.
faith in humanity has been restored
Rebecca S yay :D
My friend (a vegetarian) doesn't eat meat (you know... Because she is a vegetarian) but she never says anything about it, and never calls us out for enjoying whatever meat we eat. Her mom, I believe, dislikes some meat, but her dad absolutely loves meat. I never asked but I believe just doesn't like the taste/texture/etc. about meat.
Honestly, she is super chill about it, and we normally forget she doesn't eat meat, but none of us (as in, not just her friends, but pretty much our entire teeny tiny school) mess with her about it. The only time I heard of pushing her about it was when I offered her dry Ramen without the seasoning because the noodles aren't made of meat... She didn't like the taste of dried Ramen.
Neighbor: "I kept breaking your mailbox, what are you gonna do about it?"
OP: "I'm gonna destroy your car's whole career."
Dino Dracko literaly
Dale Vann did you not listen to the whole story? He did replace it several times and his neighbor denied being guilty, so his neighbor had it coming
@Dale Vann The neighbor wouldnt stop and he shouldn't be running into a mail box in the first place. So he deserved it.
Don’t drive reckless and you don’t have to worry about losing your vehicle. Problem solved
@Dale Vann Uh, no. He wasn't the one who drove his neighbor's car into the mailbox. That was the neighbor's fault, 100%. Any good driver knows how to keep their car on the road, and if they don't then they shouldn't be driving. Only douches run into mailboxes.
nobody:
people in revenge stories on reddit: i thought the situation was over. this turned out to be a mistake.
Commenting on this video turned out to be a mistake
Lol
Ok simp
You rarely know you're in the middle of a story when you are living it.
But you sure do know when you're writing a story
"This turned out to be a mistake"
Heyyyy , my dad used to say this when looking at me.
Heyyyy, I love cocaine too
My moms favorite catchphrase
He said it four times. Are you guys gonna take four shots of your fave drinks?
The doctor on November 22.
I like the pumpkin mailbox story. This is how making a mistake and owning up and fixing it makes you a new friend instead of enemy.
*Past Rslash:* I don't have a kid...
*Me, going through the Pro Revenge playlist 2 years after this video was posted:* _GREETINGS FROM THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!_
With the mailbox story, my dad sunk ours in concrete also. Our house was on a hill and our driveway was slightly curved at the bottom. The pizza guys from our local pizza joint ran our mailbox over 4 times. Well my dad had ordered Chinese once and that poor guy hit it. The next day, the Chinese delivery guy showed up at my house with a hammer, and a bag of cement. He and my dad dug up the mailbox, added steel to the outside and put in the concrete and waited for the next guy to hit our mailbox. Best delivery driver ever.
"Mailboxchu, use Steal Beam!"
Its Super Misspelled!
Im cobdsed syl explean
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nice
Car, use Ram!
It's not very effective!
Car used heat crash
mailbox used mirror coat
@@goldeneagle6835 heat crash is a physical move though 🤔
…And to this day, rSlash has a kid, and still knows not to slap hot dogs out of children's hands
Hot dogs might not be the healthiest thing to eat but having them once in a while is just fine.... It's just a nice treat. Being obsessive about how you shouldn't eat anything that's "bad" is ridiculous behavior.
It's like the "woke woonatics" lol
Everythings bad if you have too much of it
Everything in moderation... including moderation. ;)
@@toasterhavingabath6980 Yep had a friend in hospital with Vitamin D poisoning once because of that.
@@toasterhavingabath6980 hyponatremia is a bitch
This is what happens when someone messes with a mailbox. They get intensely punished
Zeytrixx I swear you comment on every video I ever watch
Rslash: *uploads*
Me: *watches*
Also me in school: *watches*
Also also me during quarantine: *watches*
Rslash is the god of youtube reddit stories, no questions asked.
Quarantined? Where u holed up bud?
Savitar but I have one question what if he did a total 2 vids a day
Since hs is the only redditor i subscribed to, then yes, I agree
@@jthreefingers8445 USA, outbreak hit the state cancelled everything, legit stuck in the house, I am practically quarantined
@@duckboygamer88duckster9 Teacher: Oh hey Savitar what are you doin?
Me: *INTESNTLY WATCHES RSLASH*
The only reasons someone should slap food out of another person's hand is if they know that it is actual poison or if they know the food is something the kid is deathly allergic too.
And even then it should not be first case scenario
Even then you could just GENTLY take it from their hand.
Rlash. Imma be real
Use yugo's bark as a censor tone
Please!
And more puppy bloopers
Yugo's bark as a censor: Best idea of 2020 so far.
This is better than every idea I’ve ever had in my entire life.
What the * WOOF *
Yes please
Yes please
I can relate to OP #1 as I've had CPS called on me several times, each time they found nothing, once they actually told me something to the effect of "you're a good dad". It really pisses me off how easy it is to exploit the system meant to protect kids against good parents.
Yeah, unfortunately you don't want to make it too hard to report, but that does mean some people will abuse it.
the amount of times the OP in the first story said, "This turned out to be a mistake" is quite funny
L1
That mailbox one was classic. it's like saying "You mess with my mailbox, I'll mess up your Car". Now normally breaking a dude's car is breaking the second golden rule, but Dick did that to himself so it doesn't count.
rSlash: *in description* “So, OP decides get a steal beam”
Me: I thought it was “steel”?
It is steel lol
Hmm
its a deal, its a steal, its the mailbox of a lifetime!
No one said he was educated
If he'd taken it from a chainsaw (or a chainsaw factory [Virginia Beach, VA]), it could have been a "Stihl" beam.
“I don’t have kids” this aged like milk in the best way lol
"I don't have a kid" Not right now you don't...
1/4" hardened steel plate is enough to stand up to sustained gunfire. A truck drifting into it doesn't stand a chance.
Depends on the rifle and the ammunition. AP from a Barratt no chance. Through on the first round.
@@gordonlawrence1448 sokom 457. And if you want to be mean and have f u money solid beam with 1/2 plate welded around it. It would take hell and earth to get that out of the ground if it was sunken properly. And concrete and rebar through the middle.
@@gordonlawrence1448 they did say “sustained” gunfire, so it’s probably automatic or semi-auto, not something like big powerful sniper rifles.
Yup I took out a mail box once.Floored it around a corner ,the ass end washed out from the sanding from the winter. I hit my best friends parents mail box at 3:30 in the morning......I went back and told Ted I hit his mail box this morning . He was mad that I did it but respected me because I told him and put a new one in that day
I knocked over a mailbox once in the rain. Busted my windshield. I was too scared to own up to it.
The irony. I'm a mail carrier now.
Your case sound more like an accident than a deliberate malicious act though, but idk lol
@@crowdemon_archives Yeah I fishtailed. It was a few houses down from the police station and a cop coincidentally showed up at my job to order food minutes later. I thought my dumbass was caught for sure.
I like to listen to this before I go to bed. It’s like these stories help me feel satisfied and calm enough to fall to sleep!
Sofia Poy not just you my boi
stupid comment
Roberto Manning ummmm ok, your entitled to your own opinion
Wow. OP made so many mistakes in the beginning by not kicking that toxic Richard to the curb. But at least he finally put that psychopath in his place.
Hearing about these stories about destroyed mailboxes makes me glad that my home has a thick mailbox made out of bricks.
If I'm satisfied with the increase in puppy bloopers, I'll consider clicking "like" as an act of good faith.
"i handed my kid to my wife for damage control" lmfao
I accently smashed a friends mailbox when I was in high school. They weren't really a friend at the time. The replacement was better than what they had before. She is still a close friend and her family became a second family to me for over a decade
I remember hearing about a similar story to the mailbox (I think it was on your channel too). Kid keeps destroying old man's mailbox and old man repeatedly calls op to repair it. One day, op calls cousin to help heavily reinforce the mailbox (metal frame, 4 feet deep into surrounding concrete). And as it turns out, high school football jock breaks his arm "coincidentally" the next day.
if i had a superpower, it would want it to be able to find these kids in a heartbeat so i can say "haha, get fucked, loser".
"I'm not the violent type" Dude, when it comes to your kids...we understand. He held himself together better then I would have!
He broke my mailbox so i broke his car
*modern problems require modern solutions*
*Perfect answer I appreciate you*
Outstanding move!
He beat up my Miata
Do I need to get a g u n ?
*y e s*
@@owenmstar yes
My parents live on a corner block. There's no pro-revenge or anything here, but we had an issue with someone cutting over the corner of our yard, driving over the sidewalk and in between our driveway and the street sign. He kept leaving muddy tire tracks on the naturestrip. My Dad knew who it was and confronted him several times, it was the friend of the son of the people who owned the house in the court behind us. I actually went to school with both of them, but we'd graduated before this happened.
Sadly, he didn't listen, and one day, he cut across when my cat was sitting in the gutter there. She liked that spot because it was warm and she was a dare-devil kitty, who believed every car would stop for her.
My Dad found her when he got home that night. Her jaw was broken and she had obvious internal injuries, but she was still alive. She tried to get up so we took her inside to call the vet, I was going to have her euthanized because no kitty should have to go through recovery from that, but she passed away somewhere between me handing her to my Mum and Mum putting her on a blanket in the living room.
I don't know if that guy knew what he'd done, but he never drove over that grass again. But I never got a chance at even talking to him about it because I never saw him again either.
This happened in 2006. The cat was called Abagail, and she is the one in my icon picture. She also responded to her nickname, Oobiedoobs.
Moral of the first story: everything turned out to be a mistake, including you
deepfried craig lol
Well, you're not wrong on that last part-
I love how he says the mailbox was “specifically made to destroy his car” as if him ramming into it isnt the only way the mailbox could damage it
He Broke My Car, So I Broke His Mailbox Again.
Logan Johnson lmao
He broke my Miata so I broke his legs
@@owenmstar he broke my car so iiiii..........broke his house
@@2cs2s he broke mah coffee cup of Rick Astley never gonna give you up, so I ruined his relationship and car
@@2cs2s you don't mess with rick roll or coffeeeeeee
For those who don't know, with the mailbox story. Federal law requires mailboxes to be break away, which means wood 4x4s. These strengthened mailboxes are technically illegal and up to the post office to enforce, which they never do. But because of that, if a victim of these mailboxes decides to sue, the owner could be held liable.
My dad told me about how one of his friends used a loaf of bread, and he used it to knock a cyclist off his bike by hitting him in the back of his head while my dad's friend was traveling down the road at an excessive speed. It turns out that something as soft as a loaf of bread can be an effective weapon against cyclist because the cyclist was knocked head over the front of his bike, and then rolled into the ditch. I cannot even begin to contemplate the physics behind how a loaf of bread, and the speed of a passing car, could have resulted in what my dad said that happened, but I would argue to anyone that they shouldn't do things like this. The end results could cost someone their life. Think before doing.
My neighbor does an AWESOME show with Xmas lights. People were constantly driving/ wrecking into his yard, presumably looking at the lights. They'd snap the electric pole in half and ruin his fence. He put HUGE boulders in the place of his fence after about 4 accidents in the same year. That pole hasn't been snapped once and I have yet to see tire tracks in his yard.
😂😂
1:18 sounds like a real life Sheldon.
I used to work for two men, both named Bob. They were friends, and both were jerks. One day we were coming back from a meeting. The Bobs were in the front seat of Bob2's car, and I sat in back. Bob1 said, watch this, and he reached behind the seat to pick up a baseball bat. He opened the window and swung it at a mailbox. The bat rebounded back into the car, broke Bob1's nose, and bounced off to shatter the windshield. Afterwards they said someone threw a rock at the car. When asked about it, I said I was looking out the side window and didn't see how it happened.
I had to stop and think when Dab said “I don’t have a kid” and I was like “who kid are you always talking about then???” And had to go look at how old this video was 😂😅
In the US, mail boxes belong to the post office making them federal property. Destroying them can get you into a world of trouble and damage to something else that hits them is never the mailbox owners problem since that box just sits there and minds its business of waiting for the mail.
It's a whole different rage when someone does shit to your kids!!! I scared my own self when my own 'mumma bear' came out many years ago. I really impressed myself lol.
'I dont have a kid' flash forward to now when he is a dad himself and seems like hell be a great one
Rslash:
".. now I don't have a kid but I.."
Uh huh.. *not yet.*
I was listening to this and that made me turn my head so fast to check when this was made
The mailbox incident reminded me of what one of my friend's father did several decades ago. His mailbox was repeatedly damaged so he built a new post with a 6 in. diameter steel pipe filled with concrete, sunk 4 feet into the ground and also enclosed with concrete and then built a wooden enclosure around it. That did the trick. The neighbor who kept backing into it encountered some serious car damage. The friend's father is long gone but the Google earth street view pictures show the post is still there.
Think the first story said "This would turn out to be a mistake" like 20 times.. Jesus dude every choice someone makes "Turns out to be a mistake" XD
I mean, what the guy with the mailbox did was perfectly reasonable. He found that, when installed on his property, most commercially available mailboxes were too flimsy for some reason, so he made one that wouldn't randomly break when the wind reached 30 mph or whatever caused the previous ones to break.
Likewise, if you find that burglars keep climbing over your chain-link fence, replacing it with a solid, flat concrete wall is a reasonable solution. If someone drives into the new wall, it's their fault for being blind and not seeing the concrete wall on the other side of the sidewalk from the road.
Hitting a fixed obstacle on non-driving areas, like people's lawns, is the driver's fault, regardless of if that "path" used to not damage the car. Now, sure, burying anti-tank mines in the lawn is another matter, those are clearly intended to cause major damage and serve no other purpose.
But one should not have to consider "how much damage would this do to a car that jumps the curb and skids five feet on my lawn" when building something. Maybe one would think about kids riding their bikes on the sidewalk and falling over into your rose bushes, but even that isn't something one is expected or required to do.
When my brother was in high school (a few years after I graduated), some kids were driving around smashing mail boxes with baseball bats and got my parents' mailbox twice. The second time, they were caught and had to replace the mailboxes. My brother, being in a metal shop class at the time and learning to weld, decided to build a mailbox out of 1/4" plate steel mounted on a 12 foot piece of train rail. It took six guys to load it into my dad's truck and unload it. My dad used his Uni-loader to drill a 6' post hole then lower the mailbox into it, then they filled the hole with concrete. Unfortunately, everyone at the school knew what he did, so no one tried mailbox baseball, again.
Goal reached. Mailbox doesn't get destroyed any more.
11:00 there's a story like this from where I grew up. In the '80s, a guy put up a camoflaged metal mailbox after a spate of smashed boxes. Not long after, a group of kids hit it with a metal baseball bat, the bat slammed into the box, into the back window, and killed a kid in the back seat.
I think we have it better in my country.
In here, roadside mailboxes only exist as a hub for our local post office services and they aren't even that common since to us it is more common to deliver mail to the post office directly. No roadside home specific mailboxes.
If a postman has to deliver a letter, envelope or whatever that isn't a parcel, he just simply dumps it into the widely used door embedded type mailboxes/mail slots when no one is there to receive it. At worst, it is slid under the door if doable.
So mailbox baseball does not nor has it ever existed here as our post office services' mailboxes have always been sturdy metal ones firmly bolted to the ground.
ILived on a curve in the road, a road that high school kids use as a short cut. My mail box got knocked over twice before school let out for the summer.
I work for a pipe supply company, which often has scraps of pipe longer than the customer can use. We had a four foot long scrap of 18” , half inch wall well casing pipe. While school was out I dug a two and a half foot deep hole, and sunk the casing in it, leaving about eighteen inches above ground. I put my mailbox post in the casing and cemented it in. That weekend my wife planted flowers all around the casing thus camouflaging it.
When school started up in the fall the kids started driving down our street, and cutting the curve short, as before. That mailbox claimed three bumpers and two fenders, and no doubt got some kids in hot water with their parents!
Gotta be careful with reinforcing mailboxes against douchebags.
Some state and local agencies will go after you if you do so and the person, [who btw is INTENTIONALLY destroying your property] somehow gets hurt or ends up in an accident.
inorite???
In Oregon there was a similar thing. There was a road up to a big logging show on a hill. Logging trucks kept cutting one corner on the road and destroying a mailbox. The mailbox owner placed a quarter stick of dynamite in the box with a suitable detonator. A trucker cut the corner, hit the mailbox and the dynamite blew his front wheel off. It was illegal to put dynamite in a mail box but it was also a federal offense to destroy a mailbox so in the end no charges were filed.
Amusing story: The first automated sprinkler head was for a piano factory (the second actual automated sprinkler system for anti-fire use, apparently). A little damage better than them just burning up, I guess (or at least, it prevents the fire from spreading to further pianos?). I just remembered this fact due to one of the latter stories happening to involve, well, a sprinkler system doing bad things to a piano.
Causing Richard to lose the sale on his house is actually better than beating him up for slapping the hot dog. Nicely played OP. Richard got what he had coming to him. Wow what a dingleberry.
This one really made me laugh because years ago one of my father's neighbors did pretty much the exact same thing using a section of super heavy I beam sunk into a huge block of concrete. A bunch of delinquents had been going through the neighborhood running down mailboxes at a high speed. When they hit the I-beam (also disguised as wood) it almost cut the car in half. Just like this story the parents tried to sue for the totaled car and injuries to the occupants and like this one ended up having to pay for damages to all of the mailboxes they had run over, all court costs and the driver lost his license. (I don't know for how long)
I don't know why, but those mailbox stories are so incredibly satisfying
So many
"This turned out be a Mistake"
The one about the smashed mailbox reminded me of when ours would get wrecked. Growing up, we lived on the corner where a dead end road met the main one. Our mailbox was originally on the side of our property next to the main road. For the longest time, my dad would have to replace it every few months. Eventually he got fed up with it and moved the mailbox to the side of the dead end road. Never had a problem with it again.
I'm in the gifted program, and Richard honestly sounds like my entire class.
I grew up in Gifted and Advanced Placement programs....I dated "Richard" in high school...this turned out to be a mistake.
Until he bullys the quiet kid in the US
We had a "richard". He got kicked out before 7th grade because so many people complained.
A young couple in their early 20s were walking down my street late one night. I believe they were arguing and the guy decided to attack my neighbors mailbox. He kicked it down. Anger management anyone??? My neighbor is a no bullshit lady (she's a pain in the ass) she immediately went outside and tracked the guy down. We have security cameras that caught everything. We offered the footage to the cops but they didn't need it. Not sure what happened but the cops knew who he was and was eager to book him for other problems
We have a neighbor like that where I live. He lives right above us, too. He thinks he knows more than we do in everything. There have been times where my dad has proven him wrong. Its very satisfying to know he gets knocked down a peg or 2 once in a while.
9:58 : Call me an ambulance
10:08 : but not for me
I went to a Montessori school and go this day I'm glad my parents send me there. It was a fantastic way of growing up and made me actual not once resent school when I was younger. I learned how to learn at my own pace while having fun and being able to play as much as I wanted. Sister and I both went and are both very successful in our careers now.
RE: the first mailbox story. I recall the guy who built a huge snowman near the edge of the road in front of his house, just waiting for someone run it over. Thing was, most of the bottom part wasn’t snow- it was a very big stump! Sure enough the idiot trap caught an idiot!
Me: *hears description of Richard *
Me: Sheldon? I-is that you
die die 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I thought the same thing.
but at least Sheldon is funny
@Noah Dirksen yes
@@duck5843 yes, and doesn't mess with other people's kids
And he likes hotdogs
OMG!! I'm not the only one who thought it!!
I just came back home from my Contracts class in law school & now I'm listening to a Redditor analyze a story using contract law lol
Lay his hands on my family and I would have beat that "genius" into a bloody heap then left it sitting on the curb for trash pickup.
The number one life lesson my Dad taught me was to own up to my mistakes. That story is the perfect reason why.
I've heard that extortion can be "a tricky subject that requires a large degree of tact and word knowledge with a good spattering of legalese" (can't remember where I heard that).
@We Have To Go Back
Nah I'm just 2 days older than dirt.
0:44
Me, a Montessori kid: **has skipped a year in school**
**was able to read at 4 years old**
**was able to speak a bit of german at 5**
**grew up pretty sociable**
Of course, that is totally what a waste of money is
you sound really annoying, what kind of person brags about their achievements on the internet. You're either full of yourself or searching for validation and neither of those are good traits to have. Also most of these aren't even impressive. Everyone where I live starts learning a language at 5, being social isn't necessarily a good or bad thing and is personality based and most people have reading6skills of some degree at age 4
I have been trying to convince my dad to do the "mailbox trick" on a post at our family cabin. The cabin is right next to the woods that separate our living community from the lake. There is a gravel path that leads down to the lake in between our cabin and our neighbors. We have a line of 4x4 post lining the edge of our property to keep people from cutting across our lawn. Our neighbors driveway requires that they drive a little down the path to get to it. About 3 years ago someone new moved in and we have had 1 post, directly across from their driveway get knocked down a dozen times. I don't think they are doing it on purpose, I think they just don't know how to back up their boat trailer. I've been telling my dad to replace it with a metal post anchored in concrete. Getting the shit banged out of their vehicle should remind them how to drive properly
OP: **is nice to the person to get it over with**
Also OP: *this turned out to be a mistake**
I will gladly accept any charges if anyone were to put hands on my kids. Any admirable parent would probably feel the same.
I grew up in the country and our mailbox got bombed numerous times. My dad had to replace them. It was kids. No one ever was caught. It eventually stopped. Recently a neighbor accidentally ran into it but replaced it. Too bad my dad couldn't have done the revenge thing.
The first one (Richard) seems like a psycopath ...
sounds more like a narcissist. Unless he's both lol
Guy sounds like Neill Degrasse Tyson, but with even less social acumen.
You...may want to look up the definition of psycopath. He wasn't even close to being that, lol, he was just a know-it-all asswipe.
My guess is not. He probably just rolled really high in intelligence but really low in wisdom.
More like a high functioning sociopath.
If I was Awesome, I would’ve just grabbed Richard by his shirt, death glare at him closely and say to him, “ *DO NOT TOUCH MY FROGGING HOT DOG* “
One time my land lord cut my heat off in December -30 weather to convince me to move out.
She then asked for full rent. I offered 50% until heat turned on. She had 3 people try to drag me out in the middle of the night (she let them in and they grabbed me while I slept) after beating them up they called the police on me.
I called the police as well, but asked for a fire marshal to come over. the suite was illegal broke many fire codes and she was trying to sell the home... yea.....
We had kids that would baseball bash our mailbox... so we took out the nails that held it to the post. They could hit it and it just fell off without damaging it, in the morning we'd put it back.
Once they hit ours (I heard it hit the ground) then they smashed the elderly neighborhoods.. this was in the late 90s. I grabbed my brand new cell phone (kids nobody had a cell phone) and jumped in my car with my 1million candle powered search light... follow them (they were on foot) and called they cops. They were bust filing me off and laughing cause they never thought I could do anything about it. Cops show up and they found dozens of peoples mail in their backpack... arrested for a federal crime. They paid me $50 to fix my mailbox.... I just picked it up and put it back on the post. Used the restitution money to fix my neighbors box and reinforced it with concrete... it broke the bat and the guys arm who next swung it. He had confidence from hitting mine so easy and swung into the next one so hard her had to go to the hospital... oh and we both got another $50 for restitution from him.
LOL thats a well built mailbox, its gonna be hard to break at this point...
Hearing all those stories about kids smashing mailboxes reminds me of a episode of a thousand ways to die where a bunch of high school students were smashing mailboxes and an old man got tired of it and made kind of like a double shell mailbox. he had a small mailbox on the inside of a bigger mailbox and around the smaller mailbox he put rubber cement. the next time the kids came up and smashed the mailbox the baseball bat bounced back and cracked the kid that was swinging it in the face and killed him
"I dont have a kid" - Clueless /Lighthearted
And if a lawyer explaining how to legally extort someone isn't the epitome of irony, I don't know what is.
I loved how instead of switching the curse words you just censored them. It definetly makes it funnier
From the mailbox stories, In America, breaking a mailbox is a FEDERAL OFFENSE.
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Reddit revenge stories when something goes wrong: ThIs TuRnEd OuT tO bE a MiStAkE
I had a landlord who used to randomly try to break into my house and threaten me and my girlfriend because we wouldn't pay for the damage caused by a leak in the roof which we immediately reported . It took him over a month to fix to the point where there was mould and fungus in our living room even with the (our) dehumidifiers , when our lease was over he wouldn't even give us our deposit this guy was crazy. We looked after the house it was just a shithole of a building. Every other room was fine the most satisfying thing was that we let him know the support beams for the roof would eventually become damp and weak but I'll never forget us leaving with the middle of the living room roof bent out of shape laughing at how much more it was going to cost him when it was a simple fix on the day the leak started... we did not get any form of revenge sadly and we have moved on dont need that crazy man in my life XD
My teacher in high school told me a story once that when she was a kid, there were teens that had a 2x4 attached to their car across the back seat and on trash days, would drive down the street: Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang(trash cans were metal back then). So what they did was fill their trash can with concrete and the next trash day she heard: Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Screeeeeeeech! When the 2x4 hit their trash can, the car had spun around bc the trash can didn’t move.
That doesn't seem really possible that a 2x4 can move an entire car. You sure it didn't just rip something off or break the 2x4?
Yugo's bark after every story / instead of a beep would be awesome
At 1:10 he said assburgers instead of Asperger lol
Listening to this in may 2021: "I don't have a kid"
Yeah you do buddy :)