r/Prorevenge - Student DESTROYS Evil Teacher!

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +6791

    Are you a spoiled little brat with good grades?
    Do you think you deserve my channel even though you haven't done anything to earn it?
    Tell me why you deserve my channel!

    • @fishhorizon4550
      @fishhorizon4550 5 лет назад +802

      BECAUSE I HAVE GOOD GRADES SO I DESERVE IT!!!!!

    • @bm42069
      @bm42069 5 лет назад +849

      rSlash i have an b in lunch that’s my best grade

    • @atoaster6715
      @atoaster6715 5 лет назад +546

      BeCaUsE i WaNt It.

    • @gabriell04032
      @gabriell04032 5 лет назад +616

      I NEED your channel because you're clearly too old for it! I'm not asking. This is a DEMAND!

    • @africansonic482
      @africansonic482 5 лет назад +374

      I have straight A+ s cough it up

  • @tilt5928
    @tilt5928 5 лет назад +2042

    Umbridge: "He's a liar"
    OP: "I'm sorry professor, but I must not tell lies."

  • @honk7438
    @honk7438 5 лет назад +2439

    HOLD UP......
    Ms. Unbridge- mean Harry Potter teacher
    Ms. Honey- sweet teacher from Matilda

  • @glutenskababe
    @glutenskababe 5 лет назад +722

    **someone in the story gets divorced**
    **wii song still plays**

  • @deamon6681
    @deamon6681 5 лет назад +431

    "Umbridge"
    Ok, good way to draw a picture.
    "Honey", makes sense too, but wait a second, why was the first one not called "Trunchbull" then?

    • @sof7068
      @sof7068 4 года назад +32

      Also, Trunchbull usually resorted to physical abuse. Not messing with a student’s grade.

    • @LunatticProductions
      @LunatticProductions 4 года назад +32

      Also on top of that Umbridge always put up a sweet facade while Trunchbull was just a hag in attitude and never lied about hate kids.

    • @Sparkbomber
      @Sparkbomber 4 года назад +13

      @@LunatticProductions Trunchbull bullied the parents as well. Still easily one of Roald Dahl's best characters ever devised.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +12

      Didn’t Trunchbull also force a kid to eat a whole chocolate cake?

    • @pumpkinspice7541
      @pumpkinspice7541 4 года назад +3

      WorldTravel1518 Yep

  • @DiamondYoshi101
    @DiamondYoshi101 5 лет назад +357

    “I got 104%”
    Californian Schools: We don’t do that here.

    • @haleylane8419
      @haleylane8419 4 года назад +7

      I dunno man I got a 104 in a class of mine

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +29

      I was sick for 4 weeks
      Public schools: no, a human is only ever sick for 5 days.

    • @anidiot2284
      @anidiot2284 4 года назад

      Yep tell me about it my math grades are lower because of that

    • @deathrex6199
      @deathrex6199 4 года назад +1

      I got 110% on a history assignment

    • @jamierobinson7004
      @jamierobinson7004 4 года назад

      Washingtonian Schools: We don’t do that here either.

  • @shiruvuiaanimak1485
    @shiruvuiaanimak1485 5 лет назад +70

    The first story hit too close to home. I used to have a teacher like this, but she hated everyone and didn't teach anything. I had to put up with it for an entire year. First day after holidays I had a horrible panic attack and acid reflux, then I was moved to a diffrent class. It was around that time I started suffering from depression and anxiety. I am still fear writing and have problems with school fobia.

  • @naparizel5841
    @naparizel5841 5 лет назад +438

    YOU want ME to tell YOU that I have good grades? WHY can't YOU do it for ME?

    • @atb_ns
      @atb_ns 5 лет назад +10

      YOU want RSLASH to TELL YOU THAT U HAVE GOOD GRADES??? My son has good grades and he says that HE has to say it and if he doesn't say that u have good grades he will expel you for harrasment and abusment!!! I will call the cops on ya!!!!

    • @naparizel5841
      @naparizel5841 5 лет назад +4

      @@atb_ns NOT IF I CALL THE COPS ON YOU FIRST

    • @Antisocial_Knightz
      @Antisocial_Knightz 5 лет назад +6

      ((These are the most reddit comments ever and I’m actually wheezing))

    • @PANZERWULFFF
      @PANZERWULFFF 5 лет назад +8

      MY DOG WILL CALL THE FBI ON YOU GUYS FOR HARASSING THE POLICE

    • @FraternityOfShadows
      @FraternityOfShadows 5 лет назад

      just don't be greedy

  • @zozoguh
    @zozoguh 5 лет назад +664

    when someone nicknames a teacher Umbridge you KNOW they're gonna be evil!
    Also, edit: HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF PROREVENGE. 100% would read. XD

  • @freshreddit
    @freshreddit 5 лет назад +2219

    Damn, dude! Congrats on 100k, you've absolutely blown up!

    • @Spells-sd1mj
      @Spells-sd1mj 5 лет назад +20

      Huge fan of the channel

    • @kritsagc
      @kritsagc 5 лет назад +8

      Sup fresh

    • @AseritelSucks
      @AseritelSucks 5 лет назад +32

      Honestly you should change your name back to f r e s h

    • @usonly101
      @usonly101 5 лет назад +5

      Love your channel man!

    • @nightyboyo
      @nightyboyo 5 лет назад +5

      You guys should collab

  • @ay-leck1369
    @ay-leck1369 5 лет назад +443

    My Mom: Are you reading!
    Me: Yeah, but I'm listening to an audio book.
    My Mom: What book is it?
    Me: Harry Potter and the r/Prorevenge.

  • @thespotteddeer219
    @thespotteddeer219 5 лет назад +341

    Mrs honey (matilda)
    Mrs umbridge (harry potter)
    Yeah this kid knows the basics of reading.

    • @rattheninja2877
      @rattheninja2877 5 лет назад +6

      Holy shit, how did I not see that?

    • @SSorrens
      @SSorrens 5 лет назад +1

      Nice

    • @aryamaangoswamy179
      @aryamaangoswamy179 5 лет назад +4

      I thought the SAME thing!

    • @MrMissplaced
      @MrMissplaced 5 лет назад +7

      That was my first thought too. as soon as I heard Umbridge :)

    • @ness2407
      @ness2407 5 лет назад

      Ms. Honey, just saying, not to insult or troll

  • @Broeckchen
    @Broeckchen 4 года назад +79

    That first story makes me so happy. OP worked so hard in the most earnest ways, did their best to uplift another student, and that effort was seen and rewarded! Revenge that blooms from just being kind and putting in genuine effort in all the right ways is one of my favorite kinds~

  • @quackatitty7430
    @quackatitty7430 5 лет назад +246

    8:29
    alright Ms honey. How’s Matilda doing?

    • @jakeoneill1049
      @jakeoneill1049 5 лет назад +6

      KOOKIE WOOKIE! Lol I was looking for this comment

    • @Nightix
      @Nightix 5 лет назад +11

      THATS WHAT I THOUGHT! LOL!
      And I thought Ms Umbridge was from Harry Potter. Lol

    • @LauraLee1027
      @LauraLee1027 5 лет назад +1

      I’m so glad someone else thought this lmao

    • @meghangladue7932
      @meghangladue7932 5 лет назад

      @@Nightix 4cg

    • @crimsonkiten5637
      @crimsonkiten5637 5 лет назад

      YES

  • @walmartbargainbin
    @walmartbargainbin 5 лет назад +655

    The FBI would like to receive a copy of 'Harry Potter and the r/Prorevenge' for review.

    • @theamazingsnake5386
      @theamazingsnake5386 5 лет назад +29

      I second that the FBI gets Harry potter and the r/ Prorevenge. It needs review, and if it's great enough, then it should be published.

    • @VintageRose_05
      @VintageRose_05 5 лет назад +6

      FBI can u raid my house for my hacker step bro

    • @louisfisher7232
      @louisfisher7232 5 лет назад +4

      CIA is better U N00pB

    • @8r58r5
      @8r58r5 5 лет назад +16

      i swear the minecraft hacks were for a school project, please dont hurt me

    • @icicle_ai9748
      @icicle_ai9748 5 лет назад +3

      Wow

  • @kyuuh7374
    @kyuuh7374 5 лет назад +3668

    Unlike others, I don't need your channel. All I'm asking for is your organs.

  • @user-xq5hq9vg5j
    @user-xq5hq9vg5j 5 лет назад +778

    "I have special feelings for Phil now."

  • @BelleDreamer7
    @BelleDreamer7 5 лет назад +224

    I’m a teacher and that first story made me so mad!!! I don’t like every kid I teach, but I have a job to teach them and treat them all fairly, no favorites and no one I treat poorly. I give them the grades that they EARNED even if I think they are horrible people or even if I want to boost them. No special treatment either way. To hear about one of my peers doing something so nasty to a student makes my blood boil. Even when I have students fall asleep in my room, I never punish them. You never know who has a horrible home where they cannot sleep or medical issues interfering with sleep. I just wake them up for important parts. If anyone is worried about this teacher, don’t. She is going to have to move pretty far away from that district to escape her transgressions and a lot of places will either call and hear or wonder why she doesn’t give the number to THAT job. She is a marked woman now!!!

    • @Dunkelelf3
      @Dunkelelf3 5 лет назад +7

      same happened to me with a german teacher back in school.. my bigger brother was at the same school so i had the lovely perks of being hated from day one by some teachers without even doing anything to them.. it's just that there is quite some interpretation and personal preference that goes into grading essays and that kind of stuff in language classes.. for math it's easy.. you do the calculation.. the way is right, the answer is right.. full points.. that doesn't really work for an essay..
      but yeah i'm happy this woman will think again before doing her students wrong.. or even better she should do it again.. i mean you can go to jail for that.. at the very least she would loose her job and never be allowed to teach again.. then she can pay off her student loans with flipping burgers i suppose.. hard but some people only learn that way..

    • @nicolasramos2170
      @nicolasramos2170 5 лет назад +10

      I'm from Brazil and my in high school years the education in my country was really bad (I graduated from high school in 2013), unfortunatly the education still runs bad in public schools, and most of the times isn't really the teacher's fault, but to get to the point I was a really good artist at the time (and I like to think that I'm still good at it) and I had an arts teacher that deeply hated me for years, the sad thing is I really believed all the things she used to say, about me being an IDIOT to think I would get anywhere in my life, that almost brings me to tears everytime I remember this story. But what she didn't know is that my granmother was a good friend of her's years ago and one of the best teacher's of my town, the kind that fixed the most problematic students, and she was so lovely that all of them always ended up pretty much liking her as a mother figure, and also becoming very good students in the process.
      But getting to the point, she once discovered who I was related to, and completly changed her attitude towards me, and I felt even worse about it, because I knew that she only had changed because of that. Unfortunatly this story doesn't end with a sweet old prorevenge, but I told this whole story to my granma, and as the angel the she was (she passed away in 2015, I guess now she's an actual angel) she told me that she was sorry that she never knew this story back when it happens, but she made me realize that I should never question my competence and my worth ever again. And that is the lesson, don't let a person full of hate in their heart tell you that you don't have any value. YOU ARE CAPABLE OF EVERYTHING, AND DON'T YOU EVER DOUBT YOURSELF!!
      obs: excuse my english, I may have written something wrong.

    • @BelleDreamer7
      @BelleDreamer7 5 лет назад +1

      Dunkelelf3 I’m sorry a teacher did you wrong. No student deserves just blind hatred.

    • @BelleDreamer7
      @BelleDreamer7 5 лет назад +3

      Nícolas Ramos I am so sorry a teacher did that to you. I have kept every drawing a student has ever given me. I have several art projects in scrap books. It makes me smile to see the work of young artists. I hope you still follow your love of art. God Bless you sweet grandmother.

    • @nicolasramos2170
      @nicolasramos2170 5 лет назад +2

      @@BelleDreamer7 thanks so much, bringing that story up always makes me cry, but nowadays is mostly in a good way, because I remember the angel that my grandma were to me. And I hope that you have an amazing career, teachers are sadly undervalued in Brazil. That needs to change as fast as possible.

  • @poprichaun
    @poprichaun 5 лет назад +188

    As soon as I heard ‘Mrs Umbridge’ and ‘mean’ I was like OMG HARRY POTTER USES REDDIT?

  • @emmyo5145
    @emmyo5145 5 лет назад +294

    as soon as i heard the name umbridge , i immediately thought of dolores umbridge from harry potter

  • @ryancox6059
    @ryancox6059 4 года назад +26

    That OP who suffered under ms Umbridge was absolutely brilliant, and considering they weren't even the top of thier classes, that's truly inspirational to never give up on yourself even if people tell you your stupid and can't do something

    • @RoboBongoCuckooCop
      @RoboBongoCuckooCop 8 месяцев назад

      I wonder why OP was hated so much? race thing maybe? only thing I can think of.

  • @Caffeindo
    @Caffeindo 5 лет назад +438

    _Ms. Umbridge _*_HATED_*_ me_
    *_YOU WENT TO HOGWARTS?_*

  • @Bruh-cz8jq
    @Bruh-cz8jq 5 лет назад +229

    3:56 rSlash curses in a video.
    **insert surprised pikachu face**

  • @beeharries5404
    @beeharries5404 5 лет назад +246

    She's called Ms Umbridge...
    HaRrY pOtTeR

  • @thelazyredpanda1668
    @thelazyredpanda1668 5 лет назад +91

    I get an F+ in every grade and *OBVIOUSLY* F stands for fantastic

    • @brettbaglio1550
      @brettbaglio1550 3 года назад

      F is a FAILING grade

    • @ricochet0928
      @ricochet0928 2 года назад +4

      @@brettbaglio1550 nah it definitely means fantastic

  • @DoodleDan
    @DoodleDan 5 лет назад +670

    Damn you're growing real quick and you deserve that, now don't dissapoint us or else ms.umbridge will have to take over your channel and copy strike it for no reason

    • @rosemary_carll
      @rosemary_carll 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @torinosal3265
      @torinosal3265 5 лет назад +1

      I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH 😂😂😂

    • @bumd6208
      @bumd6208 5 лет назад +1

      This is to good

    • @belle5185
      @belle5185 5 лет назад

      George “You’re to old for it anyways!!! My son is the youngest here and he deserves it!”

    • @space.apples
      @space.apples 5 лет назад

      @Jeremiah Teoh
      From the beginning when it said Ms. Umbridge, I thought the narrator would have to write on paper "I will not tell lies" lol

  • @B0ssguy
    @B0ssguy 5 лет назад +478

    Ms Umbridge, eh? That description of her sounds exactly like Ms Umbridge from the Harry Potter series

    • @Martok2309
      @Martok2309 5 лет назад +9

      Well not really, Umbridge in harry potter was not in her 20s like the one in the story

    • @jessicawilson6609
      @jessicawilson6609 5 лет назад +21

      And Miss. Honey is the name of the nice teacher in Matilda 🤔🤔🤔

    • @emmajean4648
      @emmajean4648 5 лет назад +5

      It may not be her real name, but it suits her well.

    • @dexeronstarsurge
      @dexeronstarsurge 5 лет назад +34

      @@jessicawilson6609 the person was probably just using fake names to not use the real ones

    • @jordynjacobs1136
      @jordynjacobs1136 5 лет назад +11

      more than likely it was an cover name

  • @francis4650
    @francis4650 5 лет назад +195

    Ms Umbridge is back from Harry Potter
    Edit: I wouldve been happier if she got taken by centaurs as well.

    • @eeveestar6826
      @eeveestar6826 5 лет назад +10

      And Miss Honey from Matilda.

    • @maxil8988
      @maxil8988 5 лет назад

      @@eeveestar6826 Hahahaha

    • @sexykirby5663
      @sexykirby5663 5 лет назад

      I had an elementary teacher named that.... Idk if these two are the same people but she was an butthole

    • @johnwickmovie7066
      @johnwickmovie7066 5 лет назад +1

      ASRIEL DREEMUR Yeh. Clearly didn’t teach you literature very well. “An butthole” 😂 jk

    • @alaskaferris
      @alaskaferris 5 лет назад +1

      Not her!
      Please not her

  • @ponz7289
    @ponz7289 5 лет назад +121

    “Mommy MOMMY this guy took my RUclips ACCOUNT”

    • @senadplays1290
      @senadplays1290 4 года назад +4

      No its my account and he hacked my account he took it and placed his own voice and deleted mine

    • @YOYOKE64
      @YOYOKE64 3 года назад +3

      Get mommy speak to his manager, as I dont work here, don't take me to task for this comment.

  • @Aethergeist
    @Aethergeist 5 лет назад +315

    *hears* Ms.Umbridge
    *Harry potter theme starts playing*

    • @unknowuser1843
      @unknowuser1843 5 лет назад +4

      Kind of funny
      For some reason the star wars theme started playing in my head instead of the Harry Potter one

    • @chrispham6599
      @chrispham6599 4 года назад +1

      @@unknowuser1843 The fuck is wrong with you?

    • @unknowuser1843
      @unknowuser1843 4 года назад +2

      @@chrispham6599 nothing
      How about you? 😁

    • @samiscisking1265
      @samiscisking1265 4 года назад +1

      Ian Brzostoski everything

    • @InfinityBlock192
      @InfinityBlock192 4 года назад

      @@unknowuser1843 way to go

  • @hypnozpie4071
    @hypnozpie4071 5 лет назад +371

    everyone we must get our mommies to group up to steal his channel

    • @johnsucher9092
      @johnsucher9092 5 лет назад +4

      yoooooosss

    • @SmileysTimeHere
      @SmileysTimeHere 5 лет назад +3

      Im down

    • @lazymonday1386
      @lazymonday1386 5 лет назад +4

      Lets get him

    • @mastur3677
      @mastur3677 5 лет назад +3

      yeah!

    • @maroon5luvr
      @maroon5luvr 5 лет назад +7

      thicc glucose god *sips all natural quinoa juice* hmmm sure. But only if it doesn’t get any toxins in my poor baby’s body.

  • @atomicnite1025
    @atomicnite1025 5 лет назад +191

    I got a scholarship to Harvard, graduated with honors, is a doctor, and my Dad is Elon Musk

  • @athim18
    @athim18 5 лет назад +99

    oh my god he actually says the cuss words in this one

    • @borkbork6888
      @borkbork6888 4 года назад +9

      And here is a rare event of rSlash cussing, truly a sight to behold

    • @JMPD478
      @JMPD478 4 года назад +1

      I agree

    • @astralguardian5930
      @astralguardian5930 3 года назад +5

      Seems like back when he was only at around 100k he didn't worry too much about RUclips demonitization, but nowadays he uses "creative" methods to avoid saying cuss words. Like for B*tch, he would witch or something similar, C*nt would be grunt, or runt, etc.

  • @Jay-dp1jn
    @Jay-dp1jn 5 лет назад +431

    I CLIPPED MY TOENAILS AND ONLY CRIED FOR 20 MINUTES SO HAND IT OVER

    • @ballisticbee6001
      @ballisticbee6001 5 лет назад +1

      Killing gamer why cry for clipping toenails

    • @Jay-dp1jn
      @Jay-dp1jn 5 лет назад +10

      @@ballisticbee6001 it was a sponge bob joke

    • @Jay-dp1jn
      @Jay-dp1jn 5 лет назад +3

      @Benjamin Banuelos Me lord forgive me

    • @Jay-dp1jn
      @Jay-dp1jn 5 лет назад +3

      @Benjamin Banuelos noooooooo

    • @HelloMellow5
      @HelloMellow5 5 лет назад +3

      Benjamin Banuelos OH YEAH I DIDN'T CRY AT ALL.

  • @thatmykull5052
    @thatmykull5052 5 лет назад +229

    Friend: what’s ur favorite Harry Potter book?
    Me:Harry Potter and the r/pro revenge
    Friend: what?
    Me: oh it’s just the best book in the world
    Friend: oooookaayyyyy?

  • @tomalokas7316
    @tomalokas7316 5 лет назад +53

    I think r/prorevenge is the most truthful subreddit, i mean i have never met someone that is THAT creative

  • @xenomorphdrone4815
    @xenomorphdrone4815 5 лет назад +149

    Ms. Umbridge from Harry Potter is real??????
    Damn...
    We are all screwed...

    • @chrispham6599
      @chrispham6599 4 года назад +8

      Oh, they're out there! You just gotta know who they are and RUN IN THE OPPOSITE FUCKING DIRECTION

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад

      But they aren’t elected directly by the democratically elected dictator.

    • @dannroblox2588
      @dannroblox2588 4 года назад +2

      @Daniel Robbins Me because he has a point why but Umbridge's hate happened for no reason

    • @alectro2505
      @alectro2505 4 года назад +1

      Your a muggle. Relax

  • @yasmingarcia2301
    @yasmingarcia2301 5 лет назад +118

    When you’re teachers name is Umbridge it’s a bad sign

  • @themossyroad
    @themossyroad 5 лет назад +229

    A teacher called Ms. Umbridge who hates you?
    HeDwIg'S tHeMe InTeNsIfIeS!!!!

    • @reyesjoachim4936
      @reyesjoachim4936 5 лет назад +10

      *HaReY pOtTeR dAnK tHeMe PlAyS*

    • @iatedanscereal7676
      @iatedanscereal7676 5 лет назад +12

      and then Ms. Honey is nice? Matilda anyone 👀👀

    • @pbDEMON
      @pbDEMON 5 лет назад +9

      @@iatedanscereal7676 I feel like the Umbridge and Honey names were deliberately changed for the story, and borrowed from Matilda and Harry Potter. But you could you imagine the coincidence if those were the real names?

    • @justdenks
      @justdenks 5 лет назад

      She's an actual b**ch and I must not tell lies
      **Bitch Slap**

    • @inleviwetrust
      @inleviwetrust 5 лет назад +2

      *RiP* *HeDwIg* *HaREy PoTteR's RaGe iNtEnSiFiEs*

  • @rogue9328
    @rogue9328 5 лет назад +15

    I'm a college writing major, I want to write books, and I would have had a full-on breakdown if I'd had that teacher.

  • @geode786
    @geode786 5 лет назад +125

    Mrs honey lived up to her name
    She was quite sweet

    • @Zelmazam1
      @Zelmazam1 5 лет назад +2

      I think the names were made up to match the character traits.

    • @AShatteredDragonsSpirit
      @AShatteredDragonsSpirit 5 лет назад +6

      @@Zelmazam1 damn, your name must be mr. holmes, because _no shit sherlock_

    • @ferret4072
      @ferret4072 5 лет назад +6

      @@AShatteredDragonsSpirit ...actually; they're references. I know 100% Ms Honey is from Matilda and supposedly Umbridge is from Harry Potter (idrk, haven't seen HP in at least 15 years)

    • @rubenjanssen1672
      @rubenjanssen1672 5 лет назад +1

      @@ferret4072 umbridg is indeed form the hp series it was the terible teacher defence against the dark arts in harry fifth year who mad im scar himself

    • @kaytk1762
      @kaytk1762 5 лет назад

      @@Zelmazam1 *insert you don't say meme face*

  • @OMW-on4vk
    @OMW-on4vk 5 лет назад +535

    I saw the same title this video used on a very...very different site

    • @RC-sr4cs
      @RC-sr4cs 5 лет назад +36

      The student was Riley Reid if I remember correctly

    • @theunluckyguy3220
      @theunluckyguy3220 5 лет назад +6

      Also a certain word that describes a certain woman’s body part after the word “teacher”

    • @fahadsaeedx
      @fahadsaeedx 5 лет назад +7

      What are you guys talking about? /s

    • @rSlash
      @rSlash  5 лет назад +54

      I cant post that video on YT lol

    • @unwono
      @unwono 5 лет назад +6

      What do you mean? Vimeo?

  • @strangepoyo1201
    @strangepoyo1201 5 лет назад +551

    Harry potter and the r/prorevenge coming to book stores near you

    • @borderlandsplayer5003
      @borderlandsplayer5003 5 лет назад +11

      When you're compared to umbrige that's saying something

    • @rayscardigan
      @rayscardigan 5 лет назад +1

      Rick O'Shay EXACTLY!

    • @theduck3961
      @theduck3961 5 лет назад +4

      **Harry Potter intensifies**

    • @justjason7294
      @justjason7294 5 лет назад +1

      I was getting ready to write a comment about the similarities between the Harry Potter book and OP's story when I heard him make the connection XD

    • @Mark-nz1bq
      @Mark-nz1bq 5 лет назад

      @Oh Yeah Yeah that's all I could think of...

  • @Darkfire0721
    @Darkfire0721 3 года назад +4

    I had a teacher in high school who did the same thing, but nothing happened. 3 years after I graduated, I find out that she had done this to more than just me. After she was exposed, she was promptly fired, and barred from teaching anywhere.

  • @yatindrakumar4676
    @yatindrakumar4676 5 лет назад +41

    i just love how sometimes rslash sarcastically comments and most of the time nails it

  • @SteveNorwalt
    @SteveNorwalt 5 лет назад +607

    I thought "Ms. Umbridge" sounded familiar, and "Ms. Honey" comes from _Matilda._ The ages were swapped, but I have suspicions about that story.

    • @barbrozenblum4588
      @barbrozenblum4588 5 лет назад +136

      They were obviously aliases.

    • @space.apples
      @space.apples 5 лет назад +81

      From the beginning when it said Ms. Umbridge, I thought the narrator would have to write on paper "I will not tell lies" lol

    • @dahook1255
      @dahook1255 5 лет назад +17

      Zoe Rose sane I thought Harry Potter will not tell lies lol🤣🤣

    • @nathanos7741
      @nathanos7741 5 лет назад +11

      Ms. Umbridge is a copy and paste from Proffesor Umbridge in Harry Potter Book 5

    • @Goldenkitten1
      @Goldenkitten1 5 лет назад +62

      @@barbrozenblum4588 Most likely this. Most of these stories change the names to avoid the people in them being identified so they don't get sued for defamation or some shit. Not that I don't think a lot of these stories are made up, they are, I'm just saying it's a explanation if the stories true.

  • @anonymousbub3410
    @anonymousbub3410 5 лет назад +113

    Also my sisters teacher put the wrong grades in the grade book and so the teacher added an extra 2 zeros and so she got a 9000% in that class but it got corrected!

    • @LEO_M1
      @LEO_M1 5 лет назад +13

      Same thing happened to my friend in our Robotics class. The teacher had no idea what he was doing all year and frankly didn't care. James had an 8100% in that class for almost two weeks.

    • @rj6110
      @rj6110 5 лет назад +3

      Leo M what is it with engineering and robotics teachers and being so absent minded

    • @aaronli1812
      @aaronli1812 5 лет назад +1

      Don't you mean 3 zeros?

    • @milk2368
      @milk2368 5 лет назад +1

      @@StealthStr1k3 whoosh

    • @addisonchow9798
      @addisonchow9798 5 лет назад +1

      What if she got 9001%

  • @lamborghiniaventador7853
    @lamborghiniaventador7853 5 лет назад +16

    Lamborghini Aventador's report card
    Being expensive: A+
    Being cool: A+
    Math: C-
    Social studies: D+
    Spanish: F-
    He deserves the channel BECAUSE HE'S COOL!!!

  • @juliacortez5516
    @juliacortez5516 5 лет назад +18

    I think I understand why they referred to their teacher as "Ms. Umbridge". As of now I've never experienced a teacher like that before.

    • @avatarkylo8524
      @avatarkylo8524 5 лет назад +1

      Most of my English teachers were like this to me.

  • @jalenmadison4120
    @jalenmadison4120 5 лет назад +202

    *_I have special feelings for Phil now_*

  • @ellybell525
    @ellybell525 5 лет назад +72

    Question: Did Ms. Umbridge wear a pink sweater all the time and had a giant obsession with cats?

    • @WalleBot
      @WalleBot 5 лет назад

      🐭

    • @juno2884
      @juno2884 5 лет назад

      m.ruclips.net/video/mjszU-FMprQ/видео.html

  • @ineedabettername1752
    @ineedabettername1752 5 лет назад +44

    Jerk: Yeah, imma flip this guy's life upside down.
    OP: Yeah, you go right on ahead.
    Jerk: Yay i just ruined this guy
    OP: Hmm... nah.
    *OP uses Frick You!*
    *It was very effective!*

  • @anonymousbub3410
    @anonymousbub3410 5 лет назад +275

    Forth story sounded like it were written by a professional. Even I would give you an A+ lady! Also Ms. Honey from Matilda anyone?

    • @1974vadra
      @1974vadra 5 лет назад +4

      i remember her now thanks to you!

    • @Evianel-ks9hm
      @Evianel-ks9hm 5 лет назад +11

      Yeah, they named the teachers after an evil and good teacher XD

    • @ChaKeepzi
      @ChaKeepzi 5 лет назад +5

      Weren't there only 2 stories?
      The only stories I see are the teacher one and the real estate agent one. Are they in two parts?

    • @xXTronXx_3971
      @xXTronXx_3971 5 лет назад

      SwegGamerBro21 O_O r/woosh xD

    • @royalteaanimations
      @royalteaanimations 5 лет назад

      I instantly thought of her XD

  • @Greenley013
    @Greenley013 5 лет назад +17

    I really feel for that student glad to hear that they worked it out and moved on.
    I remember this one kid in elementary school that got bullied relentlessly by their home teacher and principal and used the harshest possible punishment for even the silliest of offenses, sometimes no offense at all. Being held after class, extra homework, being reemed out constantly. One time he had an in-school-suspension that was two weeks long and they kept him in a room with no working lights, blinds on the windows had to be shut apparently, wasn't allowed recess and only had a 10 minute lunch. He had to use the light from the office outside the room to read and write. A shame he didn't know any better at the time otherwise he might have been able to do something about the child abuse.

  • @masopaso70
    @masopaso70 5 лет назад +518

    Mom said it was my turn with your channel

    • @panthercommander637
      @panthercommander637 5 лет назад +4

      maso Paso you just stole my comment idea

    • @Mono-hz9es
      @Mono-hz9es 5 лет назад +4

      maso Paso I’M SCREAMING LOL

    • @jeffhoblin8740
      @jeffhoblin8740 5 лет назад +3

      No my mum said I was good it's my channel

    • @danielsharp8541
      @danielsharp8541 5 лет назад +1

      Il monetise your channel that's what ill do, instantly earned channel

    • @jasonmccain9544
      @jasonmccain9544 5 лет назад +2

      HEY! YOUR THE ADOPTED CHILD MUMMY SAID THAT I GO FIRST U HAVE 2 B'S 3 C'S AND 2 D'S I HAVE 3 A'S 4 B'S IM TELLING!!

  • @mineshnissanka7139
    @mineshnissanka7139 4 года назад +9

    It's so nice to see that in the year of this video's existence, your subscriber count shot up from 100K to 1.5 million! Hope to see your channel get even stronger and more powerful as time goes on, bro!

  • @Ivan-cv4dl
    @Ivan-cv4dl 5 лет назад +10

    Man that apartment rental story made my blood boil, I moved out recently and had a similar experience with my previous landlord.

  • @sayouwami
    @sayouwami 5 лет назад +285

    *my mommy said I'm SPECIAL so I DEMAND YOU GIVE ME YOUR CHANNEL*

  • @akoan5342
    @akoan5342 5 лет назад +62

    I guess you can say Ms. Honey is very
    s w e e t *dies*

  • @callum9999
    @callum9999 5 лет назад +2

    I have no idea why everyone rolled over and made that student take basic English for a whole year "to see whether the teacher was lying or not". They already had proof she was a liar, they already had proof that she was producing essays at an A standard in that class. How could there POSSIBLY be any doubt?

  • @comicreliefghost
    @comicreliefghost 5 лет назад +464

    1:13 Miss UMBRIGE
    OOF
    Harry Potter fans Will understand

    • @redsoulheart5040
      @redsoulheart5040 5 лет назад +31

      Aurelie Coursol God I hated her more than Voldemort...

    • @hadensmith2154
      @hadensmith2154 5 лет назад +5

      OOOF

    • @envy23
      @envy23 5 лет назад +16

      Potterheads worst nightmare

    • @kavinthas9059
      @kavinthas9059 5 лет назад +11

      Aurelie Coursol uhm, ms. Honey was also named after a fictional character in this story. She’s the nice teacher Mathilda has in Ronald Dahl’s book.

    • @Fofo-sr2xu
      @Fofo-sr2xu 5 лет назад +17

      "Harry Potter fans WILL understand" I mean, of fucking course they would, Umbridge was one of the most memorable characters in the entire series.

  • @swift0660
    @swift0660 5 лет назад +157

    I'm an a grade student and my Mommy says I'm the best boy in the world and says I should get WHATEVER I want so hand me your channel NOW!!!!!!

  • @chicken5747
    @chicken5747 5 лет назад +31

    I physically oof'd at that last one

  • @josesoto1558
    @josesoto1558 5 лет назад +34

    Oddly enough....
    The ad that played was Harry Potter Wizards Unite

  • @GrahamBurgers
    @GrahamBurgers 5 лет назад +137

    i bet there's a brat down here who thinks you're being serious about the channel thing

    • @connorcaddy5661
      @connorcaddy5661 5 лет назад +8

      WAIT IT'S A JOKE BUT I DESERVE IT!!!( I'M JOKING)

    • @chromemaniak3837
      @chromemaniak3837 5 лет назад

      @@connorcaddy5661 damn you! I was going to comment something along those lines.

    • @yellowloafer65
      @yellowloafer65 5 лет назад

      yep
      Their probably on tumblr too.

  • @jackcuolo6
    @jackcuolo6 5 лет назад +189

    For the one about the bias teacher who had been giving the storyteller all D’s, my mom had a similar experience with a teacher who hated my mom because my she has had blonde hair and blue eyes. This was a big deal to the teacher because she had relatives who had died in the holocaust. My mom who has no German blood, nor did she know about these events because she was in elementary school had been soloed out in class for things like not knowing about things they had not learned. Unfortunately no sweet revenge happens to this teacher at the time and she had quit the next year, but my mom got through it and ended up teaching.

    • @jedyzichterman358
      @jedyzichterman358 5 лет назад +10

      Jack Moss No joke; I've been studying to become an English teacher for over a year now and I can say with utmost certainty that it was teachers like this that motivated my decision to get into the field a thousand times more than any good teacher ever has.

    • @Creeper_123
      @Creeper_123 5 лет назад +10

      Thats stupid just to think that if they have Blonde hair and Blue eyes, that they are German...

    • @abigail3488
      @abigail3488 5 лет назад +2

      English teaching is the best place for corrupt judging teacher because of how subjective it is.

    • @jackcuolo6
      @jackcuolo6 5 лет назад +2

      Otto Owl I know it can be but I’ve seen my mom teach and she’s one of the few good English teachers

    • @abigail3488
      @abigail3488 5 лет назад +1

      @@jackcuolo6 i know there are good English teachers im just saying that its a lot easier to grade based on favorites in English. Also, i wish your mom was my AP lang Teacher

  • @lucky9293
    @lucky9293 5 лет назад +118

    Looks at Ms. Umbridge in first story.
    Me: Hm... Doesn’t that sound familiar?

    • @eastofaeon
      @eastofaeon 5 лет назад +22

      Hey, at least she didnt make the student write with their own blood

    • @markmcgreggor9162
      @markmcgreggor9162 5 лет назад +3

      @@eastofaeon Y'ALL MY PEOPLE!!!

    • @simone2376
      @simone2376 5 лет назад +9

      *harry potter theme blasts*

    • @pennywise5662
      @pennywise5662 5 лет назад +3

      @@eastofaeon That's what the red ink referenced, the story was actually the Harry Potter and Umbridge arc in the book with minor alterations

    • @amirafinn9720
      @amirafinn9720 5 лет назад +1

      @@pennywise5662 YESSS!!!!!!!

  • @alansartrignot
    @alansartrignot Год назад +1

    4 years ago this great man had gotten 100k subs, and now is at pretty much 2 mil, I am so happy to have been with ya since your beginning

  • @spudd5832
    @spudd5832 5 лет назад +481

    This is why I deserve ur channel;
    I'll sue you.

    • @Eigen_04
      @Eigen_04 5 лет назад +1

      😐

    • @ellis6130
      @ellis6130 5 лет назад +4

      Well- Well....! I’m gonna sue them first! xD

    • @spudd5832
      @spudd5832 5 лет назад +3

      Gacha Paige No, I'M going to sue them first! I'm gonna tell me mummy!!!!!!

    • @ellis6130
      @ellis6130 5 лет назад +1

      ComedyRole6 nO. IM TELLING MY MUMMY TOO! MUMMYYYYYYY SOMEONE IS ABUSING ME AND CALLING ME SOMETHING MEAN

    • @flutterfli332
      @flutterfli332 5 лет назад

      Oh no...

  • @borschtwithnocream583
    @borschtwithnocream583 5 лет назад +173

    The first story aligns *WAY* too much with the fifth Harry Potter book.
    Like, *WAAAAAAAAAAAY* too much, including grades, teachers, etc.
    The kid sucks at chemistry, as in Harry Potter sucking at Potions.

    • @swampyswamperton6536
      @swampyswamperton6536 5 лет назад +44

      I think the OP just made up aliases for the teachers. She used Umbridge because it fit the teacher.

    • @TheJesterCW
      @TheJesterCW 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah..... I feel like it was a given, seeing as her name is Ms. Umbridge, after all.

    • @zac8154
      @zac8154 5 лет назад +2

      It does

    • @SonicTheFrenchHorn
      @SonicTheFrenchHorn 5 лет назад +16

      Obvious aliases. Ms. Honey is the name of the nice teacher in Matilda.

    • @frankie6510
      @frankie6510 5 лет назад

      Yea omg i love hp so much its so much better than twilight

  • @katiep3417
    @katiep3417 5 лет назад +429

    Draco Malfoy here. If you don't give me your RUclips channel, my father will hear about it!

    • @michaelamurphy7555
      @michaelamurphy7555 5 лет назад +11

      Katie P3 lmao I would give anything to Draco malfoy

    • @allysonshelton4365
      @allysonshelton4365 5 лет назад +2

      me 2@@michaelamurphy7555

    • @anothernobody5396
      @anothernobody5396 5 лет назад +8

      *screw you malfoy*

    • @cockhead4457
      @cockhead4457 5 лет назад +4

      Katie P3 LOL Harry Potter nerd 🤓 hear: loving your commentXD XD XD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gabesarti7184
      @gabesarti7184 5 лет назад +9

      Don't make me get Mad-Eye to turn you back into a Ferret!!!!

  • @SelenaJarvis-Jordan
    @SelenaJarvis-Jordan 3 года назад +3

    Good job to the student. Im glad they stood up for themselves and did what needed to be done to those she did this too before them and those who were saved that she would have done it to in the future

  • @mastrchieforion56
    @mastrchieforion56 5 лет назад +139

    Im pretty sure you wont see this, but umbridge taught at my sister’s highschool, and she was is equally as horribe to my sister. My sister is hispanic like me, but we have different dads, so she was more hispanic looking than me. Me on the other hand, i am native american, white and like i said before, hispanic. My sister had been the only one to be known to be hispanic in that class (also she went to lake stevens high shool wa). When my sister had been in that class, everyone but her passed with flying colors, while she managed to get an f. Our Mom does auditing and writing for philips, so she would normally proofread the papers for my sister, as well as for me. When my sisters papers whent in she had gotten a d-.... so what im saying is that this is not an irregullar thing for her. Im not sure if she still works there but if she does, ill show her true r/godly revenge

    • @thealmanancy9020
      @thealmanancy9020 5 лет назад +13

      wait, does this mean that this is an actual true story and not a made up one based on harry potter?

    • @foreverloving5565
      @foreverloving5565 5 лет назад +26

      Elijah Groves I think the story was true but the names were just aliases

    • @thealmanancy9020
      @thealmanancy9020 5 лет назад +7

      @@foreverloving5565 you know what, I forgot that was a thing

    • @foreverloving5565
      @foreverloving5565 5 лет назад +1

      Elijah Groves lol yeah 😅

    • @rew1677
      @rew1677 5 лет назад +6

      Then harry potter came in the class shooting spells

  • @PkmariO64
    @PkmariO64 5 лет назад +108

    Student DESTROYS Evil Teacher with FACTS and LOGIC.

    • @solstice5103
      @solstice5103 5 лет назад +1

      I destroy my enemies with sick comebacks and rythms.

    • @bigblackkid1019
      @bigblackkid1019 5 лет назад

      @@solstice5103 I destroy them by being smarter than them because they are all idiots

    • @henrysawyer3051
      @henrysawyer3051 5 лет назад

      R/iamverysmart

    • @capitanleon9570
      @capitanleon9570 5 лет назад +1

      inspired by daddy ben?

  • @Long_Haired_Country_Boy
    @Long_Haired_Country_Boy 5 лет назад +17

    My middle school principal really disliked me. One day I was taking glassware to art class for my use in art projects, not wanting to run, I was tardy. I walked back across the campus, told the principal why I was tardy, obtained the tardy slip and returned to art class. In the middle of class the art teacher picked up the slip which I’d left on her desk. Looking at it while in the middle of instructing the class upon something or other, she paused long enough to look directly at me and call me a liar- in front of the entire class!She then proceeded to punish me by having me to write a theme. She neglected to give me a topic however.
    Arriving home I remembered an old book of college themes that Dad had picked up somewhere or other.
    The next day I handed in my carefully transcribed theme. The title of my theme? “Old Age Pensions For Retirement Age Teachers”
    Needless to say I didn’t have any further trouble with the teacher. The principal on the other hand is a whole other story.

    • @lilyl3470
      @lilyl3470 5 лет назад

      I didn't get it, why did she call you a liar if you had the tardy slip? =o

    • @Long_Haired_Country_Boy
      @Long_Haired_Country_Boy 5 лет назад +2

      Lilyl because the principal put the reason down on the slip as I was carrying the glassware for her and not to her class. Like she was having me carry it.

  • @helenhoward-pate6576
    @helenhoward-pate6576 2 года назад +3

    nearly at 2 mill subs now, well done Rslash. It's no surprise because of how good you are

  • @neroquin
    @neroquin 5 лет назад +8

    That last one was epic. I was smiling during the entire thing. It was great.

  • @moon-kv1ln
    @moon-kv1ln 5 лет назад +24

    Ms Umbridge? Evil Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter?
    Ms Honey? Kind Ms Honey from Matilda? Tf is going on?

    • @asnekboi7232
      @asnekboi7232 5 лет назад +1

      Mamoon Umar its the movie business they will combine anything

    • @reichtanglevictor1694
      @reichtanglevictor1694 5 лет назад +8

      Probably fake names for the story

  • @Oliwiaguz
    @Oliwiaguz 5 лет назад +291

    Is it legal to purposely give your students low grades?
    (Edit: why did this get so many likes...?)

    • @MrShadow1617
      @MrShadow1617 5 лет назад +79

      Its not legal, since all students should have to be graded objectively, not subjectively by a teacher.

    • @reeper147
      @reeper147 5 лет назад +23

      I dont know if it is legal to abritrarily give bad grades, but proving it is because they dont like you is hard as hell. Especially something like english which is pretty subjective. If they play it smart and CTA, then good luck proving it

    • @reeper147
      @reeper147 5 лет назад +4

      @@MrShadow1617 i feel like that line, if it exists, would be blurred in English. English papers, especially about books, are very subjective by nature

    • @darkpaul1uxgaming269
      @darkpaul1uxgaming269 5 лет назад +1

      definetly no!

    • @johnpenguinthe3rd13
      @johnpenguinthe3rd13 5 лет назад +18

      It's NOT legal to purposely give a student a low grade. However, it can be extremely freaking hard as hell trying to prove that a teacher is purposely giving you a low grade. A subject like Math is typically very objective when it comes to grading (2 + 2 = 4... that can't be argued). However, something like English where you write papers can be very subjective when it comes to grading, despite a teacher's claims that they are grading in an objective way.

  • @AloysiusWaffle
    @AloysiusWaffle 5 лет назад +38

    Can we just appreciate that this video is exactly 20 minutes long

    • @luckierlime5245
      @luckierlime5245 4 года назад +1

      Galaxy Pig Gacha LIAR ITS 20:01

    • @samiscisking1265
      @samiscisking1265 4 года назад +1

      GamerPepperPig99 no

    • @malaksalemm
      @malaksalemm 4 года назад +1

      GamerPepperPig99 n o

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +1

      And I jumped to a random point in the video and it happened to be 4:20.

    • @iampancake7275
      @iampancake7275 4 года назад

      *:0*

  • @deff8487
    @deff8487 5 лет назад +139

    February 19th: 100k
    May 28th : 900k+
    Amazing job rSlash >w

    • @luv.shinji
      @luv.shinji 5 лет назад +2

      June 30 1 million

    • @kingmoosh2004
      @kingmoosh2004 5 лет назад +1

      Deff All by stealing content from Reddit!

    • @ur_mother_8762
      @ur_mother_8762 5 лет назад +1

      Well you catch more flys with honey than vinaiger

    • @malaksalemm
      @malaksalemm 4 года назад

      Benson Shapiro Haha! Funny joke

    • @Name_man
      @Name_man 4 года назад

      Benson Shapiro
      Not really stealing. He leaves links to the posts he covers.
      Besides, some of us don’t have time to sort through it all.

  • @jinkstacks4830
    @jinkstacks4830 5 лет назад +40

    I was getting As consistently in the subject in question. It was so easy, I barely had to listen in class as is, but I did anyway in case something came up that I wasn’t expecting. While my teacher was taking the role or setting up the lesson or something else that wasn’t teaching the class, I would often doodle in my book. My teacher *repeatedly* pulled me out of the class for this. Every single time, he threatened to take this issue to the higher ups, but every single time I basically made him look like an idiot and got off Scott free. He hated me, and I found it fucking hilarious. Needless to say, he wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.

    • @monetaphothisat2907
      @monetaphothisat2907 5 лет назад +1

      Jinkstack S that could literally get featured

    • @MzClementine
      @MzClementine 5 лет назад +4

      Most teachers are not... that’s why they are not professors.
      My sons teacher was picking on him. English class. Called a meeting with her. She instantly claimed well coming from home schooling. I immediately corrected her and stated, “he was in 8th grade Mrs. so and so’s class. She recommended my son for you class specifically!” I held him in basic classes the year before so he could get use to brick and mortar. The guidance counselor spoke to all his other teachers. He is in above level and about to start college mathematics corses. I said, you could bring this mind to a higher potential yet you constantly pick on his work when he asked you what he did wrong you blame it on him not writing down the assignments? Then I had him pull out his book that I check daily! With all notes of homework. She looked so embarrassed her red face said it all. He is now at a high b. From a low D. I was ready to have the teacher reviewed! He cannot wait to get out of her class. He will have her again in his senior class. He’s not excited but at least he will have a 2 year break, from her. I swear she has the start of dementia! She keeps forgetting to tell one class and telling her first class what she needed to tell the second class. I borrowed another students book, with all notes of class work. She said he forgot to write it down. Well my son pulls out the star students book and says really did she forget to write it down. That day you gave us that test no where did you tell us the proper information. The 3 of us looked at her like, what now?!? 🤨
      She was picking on him because of home schooling. And she proved my point in the first 3 minutes of our meeting claiming he is behind coming from home schooling, and he was recommended by the 8th grade teacher of the school right beside the high school! Afterwards the guidance consoler said, she was sorry and noticed that immediately as this woman confirmed my worries immediately!
      She now keeps tabs on him and is making sure this teacher isn’t picking on him. Unbelievable!!!
      My son was so grateful I stood up to her. He tried to talk to her and she was so mean and rude to him. I put her in her place! Which is to teach, period! Help and guide, not ignore and blame. Oh heck no! I had my fair share of crappy teachers! Took me 3 years to prove how bad I was picked on for being poor. The math teacher was fired! She got a job out of the county I was in. Evil woman. When it was finally out how she treated me, others came forward and with our testimonies she was no longer allowed to work in that county. Soooo awesome!

    • @Saturnine803
      @Saturnine803 5 лет назад +1

      I bet he was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb with the shape of the L on her forehead...

    • @yeremiafrans9425
      @yeremiafrans9425 5 лет назад

      Scott Free?
      r/boneappletea?

    • @jinkstacks4830
      @jinkstacks4830 5 лет назад

      D3D Gaming
      Yeah

  • @noahshiloh17
    @noahshiloh17 5 лет назад +113

    *Harry Potter and the R/ProRevenge* coming to book stores near you!

    • @Bechooch
      @Bechooch 5 лет назад +1

      yeah I'm pretty much just thinking that one was fake af too. The obviously fake lazy name ruined the post.

    • @Blloopers
      @Blloopers 5 лет назад

      Yeah that proved that post was completely fake.

    • @GKPranav
      @GKPranav 5 лет назад +1

      id buy it

    • @Red_Lanterns_Rage
      @Red_Lanterns_Rage 5 лет назад

      Movie adaptation in 2020

    • @Rocky-iy8ct
      @Rocky-iy8ct 5 лет назад

      Also, Miss Honey is the nice teacher from Matilda.. lol

  • @Marinebiologist412
    @Marinebiologist412 4 года назад +2

    Ms umbridge used to give me nightmares, I was terrified of that lady and she made me feel levels of anger and fear I didn’t even know was possible. It was super nice to see her be put in her place, at least sort of. As well as that, I’ve had garbage teachers my entire life, Out of all the teachers I’ve had I think there’s only 2 or 3 teachers that didn’t make my life living hell. Some of the teachers in this world are borderline ab*sive, if not actually ab*sive, and I honestly don’t know how some of them still have jobs and I wish I would’ve been brave enough to at least attempt revenge on any of them

  • @imachangedname2978
    @imachangedname2978 5 лет назад +305

    My bust size is straight D so I get Straight A's
    Also I'm a fat guy

    • @Gabriel-oq8gs
      @Gabriel-oq8gs 5 лет назад +9

      Wow, I laughed way harder at this than I reasonably should have. Well done.

    • @underfailz5851
      @underfailz5851 5 лет назад +2

      My bust size is a B cup, what does that mean?

    • @MendicantMonkey
      @MendicantMonkey 5 лет назад +2

      @@underfailz5851 You probably get _average_ grades?

    • @smile6676
      @smile6676 5 лет назад

      Did u copy this from ryanhiga?

    • @thehappyemo4871
      @thehappyemo4871 5 лет назад

      Lmao

  • @TrueXiarno
    @TrueXiarno 5 лет назад +74

    Wait, 2 weeks ago you were at 100k ? And now, you are at 547k ?!??!?!
    HOLY COW, you are growing SO FAST !

  • @dtb345
    @dtb345 5 лет назад +24

    I have a 0% in all classes so COUGH IT UP PAL

  • @vinaynegi7239
    @vinaynegi7239 2 года назад +2

    Man.. when the 65 yr old teacher told OP that OP deserved English Honors and she was sorry that her class was not challenging for OP and then he literally cried in front of her .. really hit close to heart .. Did she knew about what OP had gone through with umbridge? If she did then she must've realised what mental abuse OP has went through ..

  • @cincivity
    @cincivity 5 лет назад +84

    hmmmmm... that umbridge teacher reminds me of someone
    *harry potter intro plays*

    • @emmaw.8212
      @emmaw.8212 5 лет назад +4

      *Hedwig's Theme has entered the chat*

    • @zynel413
      @zynel413 5 лет назад

      Sweet facade but evil on the inside?
      HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @ava.luciaaa3463
      @ava.luciaaa3463 5 лет назад

      yepppp

  • @LemmyLada
    @LemmyLada 5 лет назад +51

    Bud, I got a 4.5 gpa and harvord is begging me to go to their college I NEED YOUR CHANNEL. Or I will have my mother talk to you.

    • @abigail3488
      @abigail3488 5 лет назад +2

      Only a 4.5. I have a 4.9

    • @thealmanancy9020
      @thealmanancy9020 5 лет назад +1

      @@abigail3488 look, I refrained from speaking of my gpa for a while now, but you posers need to stop bragging about nothing. my gpa is *five point oh,* yes, that's right. 5.0 I have an S+ in all of my classes, and I have even been seen teaching my quote, "teachers." think again next time you brag, you insolent little pig

    • @abigail3488
      @abigail3488 5 лет назад

      @@thealmanancy9020 actually that was a joke y my gpa is actually a 6.0 everyone knows that a 5.0 is a horrible GPA and you will never get into college you might as well just give me your college fund right now, you wont NEED it

    • @sunkist1309
      @sunkist1309 5 лет назад

      Otto Owl HA 6.0 what a measly gpa. How do you expect to get into college or even get a JOB with that gpa. Fool

    • @abigail3488
      @abigail3488 5 лет назад

      @@sunkist1309 if you're so smart why dont you tell me your gpa. Or are you just making it up that you're better than me. And you're not better than me because my mom says I and the smartest and best person in the world

  • @jacobhill9560
    @jacobhill9560 5 лет назад +57

    I got an A+ in math. I DESERVE YOUR ACCOUNT

  • @milan8284
    @milan8284 Год назад

    It's 2023, rewatching these old videos. It's clear how much better the videos have become. You've constantly improved your quality Dabney. I'm a hard-core fan. I'm imagining how awesome it's gonna be for Lily to watch these when she's older.

  • @marzipanwars4897
    @marzipanwars4897 5 лет назад +76

    Hippity hoppity my grades no droppity so ur channel is mine now

    • @ares5280
      @ares5280 5 лет назад +5

      Hippity Hoppity your channel is now my property

    • @Captainbro50
      @Captainbro50 5 лет назад +3

      Hippity hoppity my grades no droppity so your channel should become my property

    • @maybemc1498
      @maybemc1498 5 лет назад

      Hippity Hoppity Your Laptop Is My Child's Property

  • @hopesmusicvids
    @hopesmusicvids 5 лет назад +217

    I've been getting super good grades this year. Ieven saw a puppy and didn't kick it. give channel

    • @shocking8278
      @shocking8278 5 лет назад +12

      Teenager: *owns something*
      EP: Is this _MINE?_

    • @janzugic6798
      @janzugic6798 5 лет назад +1

      why the fuck would you kick a puppy

    • @StealthStr1k3
      @StealthStr1k3 5 лет назад +5

      Jan Zugic BECAUSE THERE ENTITLED FUCKS

    • @Emperor_D0nk
      @Emperor_D0nk 5 лет назад

      @@StealthStr1k3 they're*
      Looks like the brats are better than you at something.

    • @breadbyss5311
      @breadbyss5311 5 лет назад +1

      Jan Zugic Why wouldn’t you kick one

  • @DragonCrystall
    @DragonCrystall 5 лет назад +22

    I have had straight A's the whole time in school. I'm a sophomore and take all honors class. I got a 1210 on my PSAT and am super smart. You should TOTALLY keep your channel to keep me entertained during school.
    Gotcha at the end 😂

    • @swordsandsickness8035
      @swordsandsickness8035 5 лет назад +1

      Nope because I only read the end! So it was the start 👽👌🏻

    • @retro1029
      @retro1029 5 лет назад +1

      @@swordsandsickness8035 oh shit we got a badass

    • @woods2424
      @woods2424 5 лет назад +2

      They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

    • @kxz1367
      @kxz1367 5 лет назад +1

      r/foundthemobileuser (I think I haven’t browsed it yet )

    • @DiamondYoshi101
      @DiamondYoshi101 5 лет назад

      As the King of Yoshis, Gimme that

  • @jplabs456
    @jplabs456 3 года назад +1

    Funny.
    I had the exact opposite of mrs. Umbridge as my English teacher in my first three years of high school - she out on an evil facade to get us in line, but was an absolute sweetheart for the 2,5 years after, and easily one of the greatest teacher I’ve ever had.

  • @AyanSharma-dv1yr
    @AyanSharma-dv1yr 5 лет назад +34

    Dude,i literally am an entitled brat with A+ grades.

  • @DaneDeals
    @DaneDeals 5 лет назад +54

    I got all A+ so my daddy’s getting me a car!

  • @arcticadam
    @arcticadam 5 лет назад +206

    you had 87,000 subs yesterday

    • @okwhateverlol1983
      @okwhateverlol1983 5 лет назад +4

      Formal Penguin 129k today I'll come back later and see

    • @sillycheese301
      @sillycheese301 5 лет назад +4

      @@okwhateverlol1983 He has 131k subs. Hasn't even been a day yet! Well I'm subscribing too. I want to see how fast this channel will grow.

    • @okwhateverlol1983
      @okwhateverlol1983 5 лет назад +1

      Jalapeño Face HOLY CRAP!

    • @iplaygames8090
      @iplaygames8090 5 лет назад

      @@okwhateverlol1983 132

    • @bobthebrick1988
      @bobthebrick1988 5 лет назад

      @@okwhateverlol1983 135 you mean

  • @fancygaming2883
    @fancygaming2883 5 лет назад +3

    Everyone else:*Notices Umbridge* Mrs Honey: Am I A Joke To You?