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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +5478

    Would you apologize to an entitled parent for $15,000?

    • @allela9253
      @allela9253 5 лет назад +613

      Hmm
      no

    • @radded_
      @radded_ 5 лет назад +274

      hmm

    • @redmark7523
      @redmark7523 5 лет назад +466

      hmm
      *Slaps you*

    • @beamissiuna9551
      @beamissiuna9551 5 лет назад +983

      Yes, I'm broke. And then after apologizing, I would slap the entitled parent.

    • @radded_
      @radded_ 5 лет назад +113

      @@allela9253 ok u win

  • @necrocamo
    @necrocamo 5 лет назад +1554

    -So little math girl, what's best in life?
    -To crush your enemys, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their mothers.

    • @TheBackyardChemist
      @TheBackyardChemist 5 лет назад +16

      genius

    • @Siathuan
      @Siathuan 5 лет назад +23

      That's _exactly_ what I was thinking!
      Let's call it the Riddle of Spite.

    • @Springdude11
      @Springdude11 5 лет назад +18

      And them begging you for money as they slowly die.

    • @manaeth
      @manaeth 5 лет назад +15

      agreed. seeing my enemies failing in everything always makes my day sweeter

    • @WaveShock007
      @WaveShock007 5 лет назад +10

      The typo is from a math person, not an English contestant

  • @mr.mayhem2345
    @mr.mayhem2345 5 лет назад +2213

    "What motivated you to do so well in Math?"
    "P U R E H A T R E D"
    Okay chill down Math Slayer.

    • @tdavenport720
      @tdavenport720 4 года назад +47

      I laughed way too long and hard at this comment.

    • @chriskimball4893
      @chriskimball4893 4 года назад +88

      "Any relation to Doom Slayer?"
      *Pterodactyl screech*
      "I'll take that as a yes."

    • @mumunist2580
      @mumunist2580 4 года назад +10

      Alex Wing Xxmathslayer69xX

    • @omeloithemarshmallow7663
      @omeloithemarshmallow7663 4 года назад +9

      In the First age

    • @fbi3881
      @fbi3881 4 года назад +12

      M E T H slayer

  • @Kitkatliss06
    @Kitkatliss06 5 лет назад +1669

    The first OPs employees are so sweet. He must be a really good boss

    • @Jenavee26
      @Jenavee26 4 года назад +76

      I was thinking the same thing. It may not be my line of work, but hypothetically speaking, I think I would love to work under him.

    • @noneyabizness4634
      @noneyabizness4634 4 года назад +34

      Lol, I thought they were a girl. 😅 Idk why.

    • @Hp-xk2dw
      @Hp-xk2dw 4 года назад +22

      Im pretty sure they're "mexican nipples gonna attract all the girls"

    • @zecholozo3117
      @zecholozo3117 4 года назад +6

      Cheesetart_ MyFav lols prob

    • @adcgdsin9320
      @adcgdsin9320 4 года назад +4

      Too bad the story's fake.

  • @hoovy2319
    @hoovy2319 5 лет назад +438

    RSlash: “With the few disagreements between family’s...”
    Me: Huh, could be worse.
    RSlash: “...and the beatings that came with them.”
    Me: Oh...

    • @xanman186
      @xanman186 4 года назад +10

      i read this just as he said it lmao

  • @jwaffled4143
    @jwaffled4143 5 лет назад +1057

    Reddit: *Says curse word*
    rSlash: *_I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that_*

    • @gabrieldistasio1272
      @gabrieldistasio1272 5 лет назад +12

      Jwaffled that’s what ya gotta do to make money these days

    • @martinprochazka3714
      @martinprochazka3714 5 лет назад +27

      It's gotta be family friendly...*Still shows f-words on the screen*

    • @lucanicolasstefan4788
      @lucanicolasstefan4788 5 лет назад +8

      But censoring "hell" is a bit over the top

    • @rorydakin8048
      @rorydakin8048 5 лет назад +14

      @@martinprochazka3714 In Canada at least, the FCC (or whatever group that is responsible for making sure media is age appropriate) recently deemed that curse words are appropriate for all ages, and no longer fine broadcasters for the use of foul language during regular broadcast hours (which I think are considered 6-10 am and 2-8 pm).
      And I agree with that assessment, moving penalties from the simple use of the word to the contextual use of the word just makes more sense.
      Like something goes wrong, in response you say "crap" and it's ok, but you say "shit" and all the sudden it's a horrible travesty!

    • @The_Trackshack
      @The_Trackshack 5 лет назад

      lmao

  • @coffeefoxiestreams2976
    @coffeefoxiestreams2976 5 лет назад +1046

    "But that's irrelevant bc she died"
    Well that escalated quickly.

    • @mreid86
      @mreid86 5 лет назад +11

      ikr? lol

    • @Springdude11
      @Springdude11 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah

    • @Tetcher
      @Tetcher 5 лет назад +25

      The delivery on that was so straight it got a nervous laugh out of me

    • @adamshmadam14
      @adamshmadam14 3 года назад

      Time stamp?
      Edit: Nvm got it

  • @k3kmeister
    @k3kmeister 5 лет назад +399

    “Your family is our family”
    Those are some great guys. Love them and their attitudes.
    God bless them

    • @coolgamerman
      @coolgamerman 5 лет назад +3

      #Communism

    • @coolgamerman
      @coolgamerman 5 лет назад +6

      Soyuz nerushimyy respublik svobodnykh
      Splotila naveki Velikaya Rus'.
      Da zdravstvuyet sozdannyy voley narodov
      Yedinyy, moguchiy Sovetskiy Soyuz!
      Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
      Druzhby narodov nadozhnyy oplot!
      Partiya Lenina - sila narodnaya
      Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vedot!
      Skvoz' grozy siyalo nam solntse svobody,
      I Lenin velikiy nam put' ozaril,
      Na pravoye delo on podnyal narody,
      Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil.
      Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
      Druzhby narodov nadozhnyy oplot!
      Partiya Lenina - sila narodnaya
      Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vedot!
      V pobede bessmertnykh idey kommunizma
      My vidim gryadushcheye nashey strany
      I Krasnomu znameni slavnoy Otchizny
      My budem vsegda bezzavetno verny!
      Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
      Druzhby narodov nadozhnyy oplot!
      Partiya Lenina - sila narodnaya
      Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vedot!''
      *English Lyrics:*
      ''Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics,
      Great Russia has welded forever to stand.
      Created in struggle by will of the people,
      United and mighty, our Soviet land!
      Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
      Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
      O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
      To Communism's triumph lead us on!
      Through tempests the sunrays of freedom have cheered us,
      Along the new path where great Lenin did lead.
      To a righteous cause he raised up the peoples,
      Inspired them to labour and valourous deed.
      Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
      Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
      O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
      To Communism's triumph lead us on!
      In the victory of Communism's immortal ideal,
      We see the future of our dear land.
      And to her fluttering scarlet banner,
      Selflessly true we always shall stand!
      Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
      Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
      O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
      To Communism's triumph lead us on!

    • @xxxxxx5868
      @xxxxxx5868 5 лет назад +18

      Yup, traditional working Hispanic people are really nice people.

    • @grantarbuckle9634
      @grantarbuckle9634 5 лет назад +11

      That family is scared of their Mexican male nipples

    • @rebeccaspookyduran7864
      @rebeccaspookyduran7864 5 лет назад +8

      God bless em and their nipples!

  • @wildweurger
    @wildweurger 5 лет назад +359

    I remember in the old Batman: the Animated series, The Joker once said:
    I'm crazy enough to take on the Bat, but the IRS?? Nooo thank you!!

    • @SoulTaker-qv6hw
      @SoulTaker-qv6hw 3 года назад +10

      I loved that moment I laughed way to hard when I remembered that

    • @jpheitman1
      @jpheitman1 3 года назад +6

      Never watched the show, but that clip is making the rounds on RUclips now.

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 года назад +5

      it’s even funnier as it had been around for 30 years before the show in the comics and not meant to be more than a throwaway gag

    • @Lyoko2516
      @Lyoko2516 10 месяцев назад +2

      And now Mark Hamill will not voice the Joker anymore because his buddy Kevin Conroy is dead. Such respect for the man. :)

    • @demonic_v0id88
      @demonic_v0id88 8 месяцев назад

      The episode is called “Joker’s Millions” if you’re wanting to see what moment they’re talking about

  • @timeisthis4378
    @timeisthis4378 5 лет назад +3654

    RSlash your voice is WAAYYY too silky. If you don’t remove your vocal chords and give them to my son I will take legal action.

    • @slacknhash
      @slacknhash 5 лет назад +222

      Rslash is too old to speak now, and your son deserves them more; he's been doing really well in school.

    • @isaacschale8658
      @isaacschale8658 5 лет назад +99

      If I don't see those vocal cords at your house by 2 I'm gonna sue Rslash YOUR SON DESERVE THOSE VOCAL CORDS BECAUSE HE HAS A VOICE

    • @SabertoothedFrostbite
      @SabertoothedFrostbite 5 лет назад +29

      Give all your money to my son or I will sue

    • @idarmearanguibel2458
      @idarmearanguibel2458 5 лет назад +10

      Tru

    • @gayandtired5370
      @gayandtired5370 5 лет назад +54

      Actually MY SON DESERVES THOSE VOCAL CHORDS THE MOST. HES BEEN STEALING FROM PEOPLE AND ABUSING DISABLED PEOPLE. HES SUCH A GOOD BOY

  • @robertholloway6612
    @robertholloway6612 5 лет назад +385

    I remember somebody tried to classify my home as condemned. When they called me asking if my home was livable, I just responded: "Well, I'm still alive." They laughed and left me alone in my dilapidated house.

    • @nolalookenbill7053
      @nolalookenbill7053 3 года назад +15

      "Well, I mean, he's not wrong :/"
      XD XD XD XD nice one dude

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 лет назад +531

    A whole year?
    that sucks, she only had a year to savor her plan

  • @BrightWulph
    @BrightWulph 5 лет назад +499

    Joker: "I'm crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? No thank you!"

    • @datryon0045
      @datryon0045 4 года назад +23

      Even the worst scum of Gotham respect, or even fear the IRS.

    • @JurassicKM
      @JurassicKM 4 года назад +8

      Whoops, just commented this. Didn't see yours. My mistake.

    • @pixelraid5742
      @pixelraid5742 4 года назад +1

      Where is that quote from?
      (I mean just curious)

    • @JurassicKM
      @JurassicKM 4 года назад +6

      @@pixelraid5742 It's from an episode of The New Adventures Of Batman & Robin. Just RUclips "Joker IRS" and you'll find it.

    • @BrightWulph
      @BrightWulph 4 года назад +1

      @@pixelraid5742 Batman the Animated series

  • @richietribe9487
    @richietribe9487 5 лет назад +2516

    How is a parent called without a name? An untitled parent!

  • @sirelfwfwfwfwfw
    @sirelfwfwfwfwfw 5 лет назад +1402

    imagine your parent stealing a kid because you wanted a sibling

    • @manelgrinder3027
      @manelgrinder3027 5 лет назад +14

      Has fortnite image on pfp *doesn't have fortnite upload*

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 5 лет назад +7

      Oh God please no

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 5 лет назад +62

      Why is that bad?
      My little brother loves his new home
      He says he misses his mommy but clearly he would be happy with us instead

    • @alextheo5171
      @alextheo5171 5 лет назад +8

      @@jacencade4019 I'm not sure if you're serious or just r/woooosh

    • @sirelfwfwfwfwfw
      @sirelfwfwfwfwfw 5 лет назад +20

      @@alextheo5171 r/ihavereddit

  • @MisaMiniwashere
    @MisaMiniwashere 5 лет назад +1108

    Person: *studies for a year so that she/he can beat that one kid*
    The kid: *doesn’t show up*
    *MISSION FAILED WE’LL GET EM NEXT TIME*

    • @notsomuchlurking9408
      @notsomuchlurking9408 5 лет назад +15

      I heard that in Gaz's/Ghost's voice.

    • @jeremyirwin2384
      @jeremyirwin2384 5 лет назад +37

      But there is no next time.
      *MISSION FAILED. WE'LL GET THEM NEVER*

    • @Mo15_SAMP
      @Mo15_SAMP 5 лет назад +38

      *YEAR **-S-** OF ACADEMY TRAINING WASTED!*

    • @akarilight6331
      @akarilight6331 4 года назад +12

      Mission failed Successfully

    • @lizzybeth781
      @lizzybeth781 4 года назад +3

      That must have happened to rank raka

  • @espurrbuns4881
    @espurrbuns4881 4 года назад +250

    That girl’s story is similar to mine. Had to deal with a ton of teachers belittling me in math because i was a girl and i asked questions. So despite always being in advance math courses, I got shade all the time and little to no help from anyone.
    Cue 2013 and I graduate UC with a B.A. in Pure Mathematics. The motivation was simple: prove all the haters wrong and I did.

    • @mystica-subs
      @mystica-subs 2 года назад +4

      Right on cue, another waiting line is mistaken for a signal to act. ”Cue typically refers to a signal that encourages someone to take an action, while queue indicates an ordered line or file. Both cue and queue are pronounced like the letter Q, and are considered to be homophones. Homophones are words that sound the same but have different meanings.”

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 2 года назад +2

      wait, BA? Espurr, I have no doubt you know more than me, but how can someone get a Bachelor of Arts in math?

    • @espurrbuns4881
      @espurrbuns4881 2 года назад +3

      @@ArcanineEspeon When you do the Pure concentration in Math at my University you get a BA, not a BS. It's arguably the harder path as you not only do the same advanced pre-reqs as applied math but the upper division courses are all theory. So Number Theory, Graph Theory, Ring Theory, Field Theory, Euclidean Geometry, Non-Euclidean Geometry, Topology, Real Analysis, Complex Analysis, Graph Theory, Discrete Math, etc. You are expected to go to graduate school and do further research in the abstract fields of mathematics. Or become a teacher. I went for the harder math degree mostly out of spite but also cause I enjoyed it.

    • @espurrbuns4881
      @espurrbuns4881 2 года назад +2

      @@mystica-subs I got a degree in math and in computer science so it has become a habit of mine to use queue instead of cue. Fixed it. Thanks. But I would recommend being a bit more...kinder about pointing out such a mistake? The way this comment is written sounds very smug and a bit condescending.

    • @Rockycanyon
      @Rockycanyon Год назад

      @@espurrbuns4881 agreed

  • @alotosius
    @alotosius 5 лет назад +843

    As the Joker once said "I'm crazy enough the take on the Batman but the IRS? I'm not that crazy!"

    • @theotakulife6089
      @theotakulife6089 5 лет назад +40

      oh good someone else thought of that too 😂

    • @groudon9099
      @groudon9099 5 лет назад +8

      Wait really? I mean it wouldn't be the weirdest thing I heard from comics.

    • @johnbiever4204
      @johnbiever4204 5 лет назад +38

      Al Capone, a famous gangster surfing prohibition, was an infamous dealer of illegal alcohol. The cops never dared to take him on, else they be turned into Swiss cheese.
      He never paid his taxes and was put under arrest by the IRS.
      Edit: Oh he said it in the video.

    • @acardboardbox9386
      @acardboardbox9386 5 лет назад +5

      alotosius why did I think this was the Persona Joker?

    • @buggytheclown1533
      @buggytheclown1533 5 лет назад +5

      Not in comics in Batman tas

  • @imugi-16
    @imugi-16 5 лет назад +293

    Piss off one person, prepare for prorevenge.
    Piss off the entire neighborhood?
    Well, you might wanna start looking for apartments.
    *In the depths of Hell*

    • @TheNicolevertone
      @TheNicolevertone 5 лет назад +17

      Hell is probably a community too. Just saying... There is no escape.

    • @catboy8722
      @catboy8722 5 лет назад +9

      Exactly

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 5 лет назад +2

      Indeed. lol Prorevenge is the sweetest.

    • @entity-hp3xw
      @entity-hp3xw 5 лет назад

      What is the difference?

    • @AmGoose
      @AmGoose 5 лет назад +1

      That went from not that bad to holy hell

  • @Sil3ntLynx
    @Sil3ntLynx 5 лет назад +427

    For 15k I'd be the one buying the ckicken and beer, not the boss, damn

    • @nischal711
      @nischal711 5 лет назад +39

      Mate for that I would cook for them everyday and buy all their drinks

    • @JustinVanDeKamp
      @JustinVanDeKamp 5 лет назад +45

      "Wow, people volunteering their time and effort to save me $15K from my roof repairings, yeah, I think I'm totally entitled to go kick 'em in the balls" seriously, some... this b***h still qualifies as 'people'? no? ok, re-phrasing: seriously, some idiots.

    • @KeithChapman-hr5kx
      @KeithChapman-hr5kx 5 лет назад +3

      Shit I'd throw up a pinata, grab some cheap hookers and show these dudes a good time for saving me that kind of cash
      Then id call ice on them but I'm a asshole

    • @k3kmeister
      @k3kmeister 5 лет назад +37

      Best part was that all 10 of his workers stated that his family was their family.
      Those guys are the best

    • @skylerricketts7392
      @skylerricketts7392 5 лет назад +1

      For real!

  • @SPEEDFRAK
    @SPEEDFRAK 5 лет назад +249

    ..”but that’s irrelevant because she died”
    *WELL OKAY THEN*

  • @zorakihyena7392
    @zorakihyena7392 5 лет назад +467

    Twist Ending: Entitled Mom was actually an actress paid for by OP's math teacher so that she would get better at math

    • @DerUbermonke
      @DerUbermonke 5 лет назад +9

      Zoraki Husky
      M. Night Shyamalan?

    • @parakeetiscool7647
      @parakeetiscool7647 5 лет назад +17

      That would be one of the best teachers ever.

    • @gameridiotNOT
      @gameridiotNOT 5 лет назад +16

      If that was true, I would give that teacher a major high five

    • @solinvictus4367
      @solinvictus4367 5 лет назад +13

      Have you seen a teacher salary? We can't afford that shit haha

    • @gameridiotNOT
      @gameridiotNOT 5 лет назад +10

      @@solinvictus4367 But if only... Viva la revolution, I say

  • @GeorgTheGr8
    @GeorgTheGr8 5 лет назад +3222

    Imagine this situation:
    Police: You're under arrest! You committed a crime against a parent!
    Guy: It was an entitled parent.
    Police: You're free to go.
    _I dream of a perfect society_

    • @bigm3884
      @bigm3884 5 лет назад +87

      If I was a cop

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 лет назад +44

      I dream of a perfect society where money wasn't needed, everyone is treated the same, and where we had Trotsky instead of Stalin.

    • @afinoxi
      @afinoxi 5 лет назад +24

      @@frenchsoldier8485 I'd like you to realise Trotsky was a sociopath that killed everybody who he didn't like one bit , and was utter ruthless.
      Stalinist ideas come from Trotskyist ideas , in fact , an exact copy of them (not about the communism spreading and leadership but shortly , yes).
      Trotsky was a lot more merciless and ruthless , more sociapathic and cared nothing about his people than Stalin ever did. Know whatcha talkin' about pal.

    • @Laura-Yu
      @Laura-Yu 5 лет назад +11

      Yespacito This made me tear up

    • @yuhyeet3153
      @yuhyeet3153 5 лет назад +16

      This actually sounds Good to me
      _let me join ur society_

  • @SirMegaManNeoX
    @SirMegaManNeoX 5 лет назад +428

    "So, What Made You Excel In Math?" "Puuurrre Hhhaaatttrrred." My Screen I Now A Mess Thank You.

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 5 лет назад +11

      Yep, that's exactly why I do well in math, I hate math, and for some reason it helps me so much

    • @jasonsrandomclips3439
      @jasonsrandomclips3439 5 лет назад +1

      Im good at math in Excel :D
      "Microsoft Excel"

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 5 лет назад

      @@jasonsrandomclips3439 lol XD

  • @cheeznite1985
    @cheeznite1985 5 лет назад +74

    "A scummy plumber."
    Mario: *bruhs in Italian*

    • @redalert7154
      @redalert7154 4 года назад

      Mario: What-a a big-a bruh-a momento

    • @Jays1256
      @Jays1256 4 года назад

      ITS A BIG BRUH A MOMEMT A BRO YAHOOO

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 3 года назад

      @@Jays1256 Lol,
      r/usernamechecksout (Yes, that's a real subreddit and it's hilarious)

    • @Snowshowslow
      @Snowshowslow 3 года назад

      "Frutelluuhhh"

  • @Excedrine
    @Excedrine 5 лет назад +437

    We are The Neighborhood.
    We are Legion.
    We do not forgive.
    We do not forget.
    Expect us.

    • @mank89
      @mank89 5 лет назад +16

      You will be hearing from our lawyers.

    • @kinosaga21
      @kinosaga21 5 лет назад +5

      we are legion.

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 5 лет назад +10

      The Neighborhood never forgets, dammit!

    • @Crying-Lightning
      @Crying-Lightning 5 лет назад +4

      "Oh and we are racists too!"

    • @prince_nocturne
      @prince_nocturne 5 лет назад +10

      NOBODY EXPECTS THE NEIGHBORHOOD INQUISITION!

  • @xBluegamerx
    @xBluegamerx 5 лет назад +232

    "How much would it cost for you to say your sorry to someone you hate?" That depends on if i was in the wrong or not, that vastly changes the price.

    • @CinderelaInTheRain
      @CinderelaInTheRain 5 лет назад +13

      xBluegamerx honestly, it depends on if you consider yourself to be at fault. And the amount of pride you have... or the ability to be fake XD

    • @LowlySinner666
      @LowlySinner666 5 лет назад +5

      u say sorry - Take the money - And Say Sorry NOT sorry Bitch 😎😎

    • @technicaldifficulties368
      @technicaldifficulties368 5 лет назад +7

      If I genuinely did wrong even to someone I genuinely hated I would still apologize.

    • @rogerheard3150
      @rogerheard3150 5 лет назад

      for me either way $15 million

    • @joshyg4260
      @joshyg4260 5 лет назад +2

      @@rogerheard3150 $15m to say sorry to someone who you tripped by mistake?

  • @hippityhoppityyourchildiso8803
    @hippityhoppityyourchildiso8803 5 лет назад +363

    IRS be like
    Hippity hopity give me your property

    • @MONEY_HILL
      @MONEY_HILL 5 лет назад +1

      Yup

    • @jotarokato9906
      @jotarokato9906 5 лет назад +2

      I scream you scream everyone screams for ice cream

    • @camerakitty8167
      @camerakitty8167 5 лет назад +5

      More like
      IRS: Dude, we need you to pay those taxes, the police, fire department, and various other services need to be paid, or need funds.
      Billy Bob Joe (random name my friends and I use for non specific people): Yeah, right. F the police.
      IRS: You wanna play this game? Now you don't have a house!

    • @kissarmyrules
      @kissarmyrules 5 лет назад +7

      Irs: pay your taxes
      Rando: no!
      IRS: ok, no prob, bob.
      Say, that's a nice house ya got there. be a shame if you lost it.

    • @scatthachkagamine7923
      @scatthachkagamine7923 5 лет назад +1

      That comment made me laugh😂

  • @battyrae1398
    @battyrae1398 5 лет назад +16

    Math girl is literally an anime character. Seriously I've seen this plot a billion times. Congrats on the surely improbable hair and colourful eyes!

  • @sbritton1313
    @sbritton1313 5 лет назад +174

    math story = pro-revenge...
    Plumber story = Nuclear revenge...
    house story = Super nova revenge from neighborhood...

    • @alunbuss7877
      @alunbuss7877 5 лет назад +1

      Well. Revenge would be the person themselves biting back, this is justice instead.

  • @dradamov
    @dradamov 5 лет назад +139

    That first story:
    "Rage, anger, vengeance are tremendous motivators".

    • @MultiChrisjb
      @MultiChrisjb 4 года назад +3

      It's a good way to overcome laziness.

    • @randombrit13
      @randombrit13 4 года назад +2

      It’s how I get out of bed in the morning

  • @callumn2111
    @callumn2111 5 лет назад +32

    In the immortal words of the Joker: "I may be crazy enough to take on the Batman but the IRS, nooo thank you!"

    • @thomasjones6216
      @thomasjones6216 5 лет назад +1

      I remember that one

    • @robloxsans3397
      @robloxsans3397 4 года назад

      I can hear this comment. Somethings wrong with me, oh wait I'm powerful

  • @Dennis_S1000RR
    @Dennis_S1000RR 5 лет назад +196

    A Monetized Rslash video?
    RUclips seems to not work properly 🤔

    • @k3kmeister
      @k3kmeister 5 лет назад +11

      Shhh... they might find out

    • @sleuth2077
      @sleuth2077 5 лет назад +1

      Ads still run on demonetized videos, but the channel won't get the money.

  • @ahistoryfanatic5683
    @ahistoryfanatic5683 5 лет назад +505

    I know some synonyms
    r/entitledparents
    r/prorevenge
    r/nuclearrevenge
    r/supernovarevenge
    r/entitledpeople

  • @karlriley9154
    @karlriley9154 5 лет назад +396

    I couldn't help but notice that you're the one giving out hearts in the comments, so... *I'LL* *BE* *TAKING* *MINE* *NOW* ... and if you don't I'll *SUE* because that's racist

    • @manchuriaaaaaa
      @manchuriaaaaaa 5 лет назад +12

      Im concerned

    • @Random_InternetFun
      @Random_InternetFun 5 лет назад

      @@manchuriaaaaaa r/wooossshhhhh

    • @ImmaterialDream
      @ImmaterialDream 5 лет назад +13

      @@Random_InternetFun You were the one who got wooooshed dude. The first poster's name is " Concerned Black Guy " :D

    • @onebennyboi5257
      @onebennyboi5257 5 лет назад +7

      @@Random_InternetFun wooosh secption

    • @unrulysimian3897
      @unrulysimian3897 5 лет назад +2

      Concerned Black Guy - thank you, needed the laugh.😎

  • @katekatplayz9223
    @katekatplayz9223 5 лет назад +37

    .rSlash, At 6:50, when you said "pure hatred" I don't know why, -call me an anime weeb if you want- but it reminded me SO MUCH of Gaara from the animé "Naruto"

  • @vissdog4k
    @vissdog4k 5 лет назад +518

    Take a drink every time an ep complains
    *breaking news world alcohol supply disappears*

    • @biohazardbat9754
      @biohazardbat9754 5 лет назад +17

      Mr Mewlax breaking news a sudden alcohol poisoning death toll over a thousand people

    • @vissdog4k
      @vissdog4k 5 лет назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @PlatinumJug
      @PlatinumJug 5 лет назад +5

      everytime an EP complains? I would need a one hundred thousand lb barrel, and i would need to drink it instantly for me to keep up with the shit Ep's complain about..

    • @apollo4294
      @apollo4294 5 лет назад +5

      Casually time travels to the future and drinks all that alcohol in one big gulp

    • @queenofbread4924
      @queenofbread4924 5 лет назад +4

      Mr Mewlax ill drink paint instead.......
      *dies*

  • @herenoahtaylorareyousubscr5341
    @herenoahtaylorareyousubscr5341 5 лет назад +113

    Marvel: infinity war will be the greatest crossov.......
    Rslash: R/ProRevenge on a R/EntitledParent

  • @servillian2363
    @servillian2363 5 лет назад +348

    What do you call an entitled mum who speaks a foreign language
    A subtitled mum

  • @tankdown1981
    @tankdown1981 5 лет назад +31

    I feel like I hear the same phrases every video "I was livid!' or "____ was livid"

  • @grantgargagliano132
    @grantgargagliano132 5 лет назад +80

    "So why did you study so hard to win this math competition"
    "P U R E S P I T E"

  • @999madgamer
    @999madgamer 5 лет назад +52

    My family has a Mexican handyman who help with lawn and indoor/outdoor repairs and maintenance. He was helping us for more than 15 years. He and his family are basically our family. He comes over just to hang out. He is a great man.

  • @nadiaregina13
    @nadiaregina13 5 лет назад +179

    I lost it when you said Mexican Male nipples....also its 3 am while watching this so I'm so tired.

  • @help8195
    @help8195 5 лет назад +14

    “Go buy a blanket! I don’t have enough money for repairs, now leave me to go on my cruise in peace.”

  • @Adne.
    @Adne. 5 лет назад +360

    Aunt: I'm about to call ICE
    21 Savage has left the chat

    • @robertmartin8907
      @robertmartin8907 5 лет назад +2

      The funny thing is that if he actually did have illegal alien employees, that would instantly make him the villain of the story.

    • @caesarczech7920
      @caesarczech7920 5 лет назад

      @@robertmartin8907 It wouldnt in eyes of some people. They are psychos.

    • @ryanjapan3113
      @ryanjapan3113 5 лет назад

      Robert Martin well why do you think that just curious?

    • @guilhermevoges1917
      @guilhermevoges1917 5 лет назад

      @@caesarczech7920 why is disliking people entering your country illegally a bad thing?

    • @robertmartin8907
      @robertmartin8907 5 лет назад

      @@ryanjapan3113 every illegal alien with a job represents a legal immigrant or a US citizen who is unemployed.

  • @Tarkus_H
    @Tarkus_H 5 лет назад +35

    0:10 "I own a small home improvement company."
    *Tim Allen "uuehh" noise plays in my head*

  • @nicholaslokos7949
    @nicholaslokos7949 5 лет назад +191

    Interviewer: So sir, why do you want to work here?
    Me: PURE... HATRED...
    Interviewer: ...ooooookaaaaaay......

    • @TlalocW
      @TlalocW 5 лет назад +13

      During a job interview (computer programming), I was asked, "Where do you see yourself in five years." I said, "Standing on the rubble of this building, clutching your still-beating heart in my hand while laughing maniacally." The interviewer who became my manager laughed at my answer, got what I was doing, and said, "Yeah, I hate these BS questions too, but I have to ask them. When can you start?"

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 4 года назад +1

      @@TlalocW That absolutely happened, yep sure did.

    • @pixelraid5742
      @pixelraid5742 4 года назад

      Eh, I’d believe that story, sounds like something me or my friends would do.

  • @courtneysantoro7969
    @courtneysantoro7969 5 лет назад +8

    "PURE HATRED" that killed me 🤣🤣

  • @maroowahoo
    @maroowahoo 5 лет назад +115

    Wow, she spent an entire *YEET* to teach one lesson? Now that's detication!

    • @achachak133
      @achachak133 5 лет назад +7

      Entire *YEET*

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 5 лет назад +4

      *Dedication
      Not being rude, just had to. It's a habit of mine. lol
      Also, *YEET!*

    • @krel7160
      @krel7160 5 лет назад +2

      I'm sorry, but my inner grammar nazi demands that I have to say this: Dedication*
      Edit: Just realized InSomnia beat me to the punch line. Whoops.

    • @adamabofarraj4314
      @adamabofarraj4314 5 лет назад +1

      That’s pettiness

    • @quinn1166
      @quinn1166 5 лет назад

      He used yet so many times, so that auto correct was like nono not today
      *SLAMS TABLE*
      GET DEPORTED SON

  • @n.goul.216
    @n.goul.216 5 лет назад +163

    The second story sounds like a typical anime scenario :
    They told me I would never make it,they humiliated me, disrespected me...
    But here I am...
    I have returned...
    *Stronger* *than* *ever* *!*

    • @cmdrtommy9048
      @cmdrtommy9048 5 лет назад +3

      Weeb

    • @KeithChapman-hr5kx
      @KeithChapman-hr5kx 5 лет назад +7

      Nicolas Goullin pretty sure there is a anime exactly like the story, there are so many school anime it has to be a thing. Were are the weebs with anime avatars at to tell us the haram school anime with this story plot

    • @KeithChapman-hr5kx
      @KeithChapman-hr5kx 5 лет назад +5

      Cmdr Tommy nah he aint got a anime waifu avatar at best hes a wannabe weeb. Only real weebs show off their waifu

    • @cmdrtommy9048
      @cmdrtommy9048 5 лет назад +2

      Multi Gaming dude it was a joke, idgaf if you watch anime and say shit about anime.

    • @cmdrtommy9048
      @cmdrtommy9048 5 лет назад +1

      Keith Chapman hahahhaa

  • @naxos0652
    @naxos0652 5 лет назад +71

    "The neighborhood remembers. The neigborhood punishes" that words are stuck in my brain

  • @ORIGINSFURY
    @ORIGINSFURY 4 года назад +14

    “Terrified of Mexican male nipples” is now my favorite sentence

  • @swot2400
    @swot2400 5 лет назад +108

    Some people are literally the meaning of karma

  • @lldavenger
    @lldavenger 5 лет назад +98

    Now that’s a *true* pro revenge when it takes 1 year of planning to get great revenge on someone

    • @belle5185
      @belle5185 5 лет назад +3

      Agility MC You should hear rslash’s video where one student plotted revenge for 5 years

    • @youknowit1958
      @youknowit1958 5 лет назад

      So-Yeon Moon oooh what video is that

    • @belle5185
      @belle5185 5 лет назад

      That’s the Tea First story is R/ProRevenge Patient Student Gets Evil Teacher FIRED!

  • @bige8293
    @bige8293 5 лет назад +199

    When you get your roof fixed for free but people still complain 😒
    People these days don’t understand work

    • @alienindisguise5546
      @alienindisguise5546 5 лет назад +15

      People are so fucking entitled nowadays that they find ways to complain about people doing free work

    • @gunslinger1824
      @gunslinger1824 5 лет назад +1

      Some great employees he has

    • @eomund912
      @eomund912 5 лет назад +3

      I could use a fucking new roof. My landlord's a cheapskate. Thing is antique by now.
      Things cost about 30000$ where I live

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 5 лет назад +2

      If someone could sort my conservatory roof for free, I would cook for them and constantly give them whatever drink they wanted. lol

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 5 лет назад

      @@eomund912 30,000$? Good lord! That's a LOT! Your landlord is a full blown dickhead.

  • @name-hr5ls
    @name-hr5ls 5 лет назад +22

    Princess Peach and Bowser
    Bowser: I’m gonna kidnap you and the for no reason not pay my taxes
    Princess peach: Mario pls help
    Mario: Calls the IRS
    Bowser: why u do dis

    • @venomquill308
      @venomquill308 5 лет назад

      Isn't Bowser literally a king, though? Lol

  • @jellycreamjam6041
    @jellycreamjam6041 5 лет назад +72

    Succeed... out of PURE SPITE.
    What a great fuel it is when used wisely, huh? 😂

  • @mikecogburn6687
    @mikecogburn6687 5 лет назад +85

    I'm active duty Navy and I listen to this at work when I'm free. Thank you for making such amazing content!

    • @harmonixharmonious203
      @harmonixharmonious203 5 лет назад +9

      Thank you for your service, kind sir.✊🏾

    • @moelester4165
      @moelester4165 5 лет назад +3

      Mike Cogburn keep fighting the good fight sir

    • @mikecogburn6687
      @mikecogburn6687 5 лет назад +3

      Thanks guys!

    • @thexenosaiyan
      @thexenosaiyan 5 лет назад +2

      Thank you for your service.
      Wow, you know that your society gives some respect when that's the first sentence that pops in your mind. That, or my parents raised me decently.

    • @ThomasBob
      @ThomasBob 5 лет назад +2

      Thanks for serving out country. You are very brave and if anyone disrespects you, it's because they envy your bravery and heroism.

  • @Wheelchair_Gamer
    @Wheelchair_Gamer 5 лет назад +34

    "I'm crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Nooo, thank you!" - The Joker

  • @leafyvaporeon
    @leafyvaporeon 5 лет назад +13

    11:02 that moment when rSlash forgets to blur out a word....
    Entitled mom: my son cant be influenced with language like this! you must delete your channel and give me the login or i will sue you!

  • @92jwiener
    @92jwiener 5 лет назад +64

    Rules of unethical business practices:
    1. If you're partaking in illegal activity, PAY YOUR EMPLOYEES!
    2. If you don't wish to pay your employees, make DAMN SURE that you're the smartest one in the room.

    • @VeraTheTabbynx
      @VeraTheTabbynx 5 лет назад +1

      Funny thing: Those who are most sure of themselves tend to be the most stupid.

  • @beamissiuna9551
    @beamissiuna9551 5 лет назад +66

    Patience is a virtue, and also something I don't have. I would never pull that off.

  • @wolrith8998
    @wolrith8998 5 лет назад +87

    As Mario always says: "Plumbing? No problemo. Bowser? No problemo! IRS? Better run for your life boys!"

  • @DeadCannon
    @DeadCannon 4 года назад +12

    I mean even the Joker doesn't mess with the IRS.

  • @tsfcancerman
    @tsfcancerman 5 лет назад +43

    This is why you dont help family/friends/neighbors unless you know they are right in the head and will help back without demanding stuff or behaving bad

  • @jiru9876
    @jiru9876 5 лет назад +52

    Jingle bells~
    EM yells~
    That Bratty Kid just ran away!
    Sanity just Died~
    ED lied~
    And they all can die today!
    Hey!!
    *I know it’s nowhere near Christmas, but YOLO*

    • @senpaislayeruwu6526
      @senpaislayeruwu6526 5 лет назад

      This comment is like a flashback from the early 2010s

    • @sophiatroanska1432
      @sophiatroanska1432 5 лет назад

      Technically, no where in the song does Jingle Bells refer to Christmas so it's a winter song. And since it always snows into April, your timing is right.

    • @jiru9876
      @jiru9876 5 лет назад

      Sophia Troanska
      I live in Australia
      It’s autumn here
      *it also doesn’t snow*

  • @omnipepper3665
    @omnipepper3665 5 лет назад +71

    When you try to deport someone for doing a 15k roof job for free without even knowing if they are legal or not

    • @austinjones9276
      @austinjones9276 5 лет назад +5

      Racist idiots, that's all I'm saying. 😒

    • @symbelex
      @symbelex 5 лет назад +4

      Is it petty if I point out thats xenophobia not racsim?

    • @Alex-yi2xd
      @Alex-yi2xd 5 лет назад +4

      @@symbelex no, it's just the fear of male mexican nipples.

    • @dontpanic7153
      @dontpanic7153 5 лет назад +3

      @@Alex-yi2xd Ah yes, i believe you are referring to Mexanippophobia.

    • @ludlzblurzszz6130
      @ludlzblurzszz6130 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂

  • @bobbiechinn9578
    @bobbiechinn9578 5 лет назад +3

    Very much agreed on good ppl banding together to protect the victim. Well said.

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 5 лет назад

      Makes up for them side-eying whitey just for being white.

  • @sw10235
    @sw10235 5 лет назад +50

    TBH even if the person is an entitled snob I would apologise if I'm in the wrong. It's not so much as to give satisfaction to them, but to be able to be the bigger person.

  • @MONEY_HILL
    @MONEY_HILL 5 лет назад +214

    What does an entitled mom that speaks a language you don't know become
    A subtitled mom

  • @gameknight9956
    @gameknight9956 5 лет назад +68

    “Now that think about it it’s probably illegal”
    Me: ok
    “But that doesn’t matter now because she’s dead”
    Me:😳

  • @JaneDoe-bo5qw
    @JaneDoe-bo5qw 5 лет назад +5

    11:09 Even the Joker didn't want to mess with the IRS.

  • @supdoggityguy1099
    @supdoggityguy1099 5 лет назад +117

    So what motivated you to study so hard for math
    PURE HATRED
    Ooooooookay I see well um we will make sure you are correct for this school (silently) please don't hurt me

    • @rickc2102
      @rickc2102 5 лет назад +2

      😂🤣

    • @kiddfaith4397
      @kiddfaith4397 5 лет назад +1

      Genius comment 😂👌

    • @shadowhurricane5624
      @shadowhurricane5624 5 лет назад +2

      my guess is anger makes you better at math. I got pissed at my father the morning of a test that i'd surely not pass. I got 100% xD.

    • @erikrungemadsen2081
      @erikrungemadsen2081 5 лет назад +1

      The true answer to that motivation would be, "excellent you have just the right mindset to work with peer reviewed research,"

    • @supdoggityguy1099
      @supdoggityguy1099 5 лет назад +2

      @@erikrungemadsen2081 tbh I couldn't think of an answer

  • @colbysmith2199
    @colbysmith2199 5 лет назад +114

    You should cover up the curse words in the text. RUclips might be demonetizing your videos for them.

    • @friedmule5403
      @friedmule5403 5 лет назад +8

      You are right, I have even heard of videos been demonetizing and the comments deleted, because the content of the comments to the video!

    • @gameridiotNOT
      @gameridiotNOT 5 лет назад +1

      I miss being a little 9 year old watching Minecraft videos and not understanding squat. Oh well, atleast I can be yet another voice in this angry torrent of the RUclips community

    • @friedmule5403
      @friedmule5403 5 лет назад

      @@gameridiotNOT wow, that's properly one of the saddest thing I have read, mainly because, that's mainly the options, reality are living the happy, dreaming 9 yo girl with, when she's grown up!!

    • @xaviorprime9203
      @xaviorprime9203 5 лет назад

      @@gameridiotNOT If you want to relive watching those minecraft video, go to the yogscast. Theyre my favourite youtubers and its sad that they dont get much views so by taking your time to watch their videos, you will earn my full appreciation and gratitude

    • @peadercunningham283
      @peadercunningham283 5 лет назад

      100th like

  • @bluebean8543
    @bluebean8543 5 лет назад +118

    "Black. Mold."
    Me: (disgusted noises of discomfort and displeasure)

    • @austinjones9276
      @austinjones9276 5 лет назад +3

      Been there, man. 🤢😷

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 5 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @RandomHandleLol1738
      @RandomHandleLol1738 5 лет назад +1

      **Removes the words disgusted and removes the dis from every word to make it better**

    • @bluebean8543
      @bluebean8543 5 лет назад +1

      @@RandomHandleLol1738 Tank chu! Vid still made me uncomfortable, but your reply made up for it!

    • @RandomHandleLol1738
      @RandomHandleLol1738 5 лет назад +1

      @@bluebean8543 What can i say except your welcome?

  • @Fidgetthebatpony
    @Fidgetthebatpony 5 лет назад +5

    To quote the Joker from a Batman cartoon “I’m crazy enough to take on Batman but the IRS NOOOO THANK YOU!”

  • @cruisername8423
    @cruisername8423 5 лет назад +59

    The neighborhood remembers.
    The neighborhood punishes.
    *THE HOOD*
    In theaters April 13

    • @xx_black22_xx97
      @xx_black22_xx97 5 лет назад +3

      Hell yeah. I would love to see that movie. How much money for tickets?

    • @e.c.sherman4749
      @e.c.sherman4749 5 лет назад +4

      10/10 would watch

    • @kanekinzinzin
      @kanekinzinzin 4 года назад +2

      @@e.c.sherman4749 420/69
      would donate for everyone to watch

  • @Antinomer
    @Antinomer 5 лет назад +20

    "Sorry English isn't my first language" *proceeds to write with English better than that of a native*

    • @maxwellfusion
      @maxwellfusion 5 лет назад

      Lol I can’t write to save my life unless I’m on something that checks my grammar and spelling

  • @kaotickeelz2286
    @kaotickeelz2286 5 лет назад +96

    Don't need to pay me for an "I'm sorry", it's in my very DNA. I'm Canadian.

    • @TheChessicfayth
      @TheChessicfayth 5 лет назад +2

      My ex is Canadian. She often was frustrated with me for being overly apologetic.

    • @adudenamedfelix.182
      @adudenamedfelix.182 5 лет назад +1

      💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💶💶💶💶💶💶💶💶
      I was just feeling in a good mood.

    • @Atlasthepenguin
      @Atlasthepenguin 5 лет назад +1

      Hey sibling from another family, I'm Canadian to!

  • @donaldham308
    @donaldham308 Год назад +1

    Wow. Props to those roofers happily working for free for you and your family. Much respect. You obviously treat them like family for them to do that for you. Also much respect.

  • @ninjaskeletronix3135
    @ninjaskeletronix3135 5 лет назад +29

    Meanwhile in my school...
    Principal: No tag lmao.
    Kids: Oh hell nah,
    Me: Let's all play tag, the teachers can't put everyone in detention.
    The School Revolution: 2019

    • @randomguy-tg7ok
      @randomguy-tg7ok 5 лет назад

      Makes me think back to my Junior (US equivalent: Grades 2-5) School - there _was_ a "no physical contact" rule, but basically nobody gave even a single piece of excretion - not even Mrs. Asshole or Mrs. Person-whose-life-I-would-screw-over-without-remorse-if-I-could.

  • @muaadhmuhammad5153
    @muaadhmuhammad5153 5 лет назад +25

    Best part about prorevenge, and why i like it more than any other sub is because you always know that at the end op gets theyre justice and you never really leave a story feeling frustrated.

  • @Swnsasy
    @Swnsasy 5 лет назад +12

    I love the dedication of the math student. Absolutely brilliant!!

  • @austinbennett2995
    @austinbennett2995 4 года назад +1

    " But that was irreverent because she died." That got a good chuckle out of me

  • @kittykay088
    @kittykay088 5 лет назад +10

    👏🏼Savage 👏🏼 that plumbing ex employee!!pure savage!! Gotta love how he smartened up once he decided to quit!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @rileye5347
    @rileye5347 5 лет назад +54

    I wouldn’t need to be paid to apologize because I have a habit of apologizing. Not a good habit... I apologize to walls if I bump into them. It’s actually quite embarrassing.

    • @joshuaparnell1694
      @joshuaparnell1694 5 лет назад +9

      What, are you Canadian?

    • @wadoogazoono154
      @wadoogazoono154 5 лет назад

      I'm Canadian and I don't do that

    • @rileye5347
      @rileye5347 5 лет назад +1

      American. Freezing cold Minnesota.

    • @joshuaparnell1694
      @joshuaparnell1694 5 лет назад +2

      @@rileye5347 OH, so pseudo-Canadian :P

    • @sulferx6370
      @sulferx6370 5 лет назад

      That reminds me, sometimes if I thinking of something and it’s incorrect, I say to myself that it’s incorrect, and I’m like “this makes no sense.”🤔

  • @lianavazquez3013
    @lianavazquez3013 5 лет назад +57

    OH MY GOD I ACTUALLY GOT HERE FAST
    YOUR VIDEOS ARE THE BEST YOU ARE SO FUNNY!!!!

  • @honeylavender7424
    @honeylavender7424 4 года назад +5

    Me: oH tHaTs sO bAd kArEn aNd cHad!
    Me: *Cries in sarcasm*

  • @wilsoncalhoun
    @wilsoncalhoun 5 лет назад +11

    6:20
    For that, I would happily break my strict "absolutely no fortnight dances" policy.

  • @naranciaisbestboi125
    @naranciaisbestboi125 5 лет назад +40

    $15,000? Hell no, they'd have to pay me at least $50,000 depending on how much of a douche they are.

    • @mpradeepnair
      @mpradeepnair 5 лет назад

      A bit much doncha think?

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 5 лет назад

      @@mpradeepnair No way, if anything it isn't enough. People will remain entitled assholes so I won't apologize to them for a few bucks.

  • @breadismygod
    @breadismygod 5 лет назад +39

    Mate I will apologise to anyone for 100 chicken nuggets and some spicy buffalo sauce

    • @Veinaru71
      @Veinaru71 5 лет назад +1

      Anyone? What about someone who legit killed your siblings, stole your Console or computerkicked you in the nuts 3 times and demanded you apologized because you had crappy games? They give 100 chicken nuggets and buffalo sauce

    • @breadismygod
      @breadismygod 5 лет назад +3

      Yes, I would apologise then when they’re asleep steal their kidney

    • @mpradeepnair
      @mpradeepnair 5 лет назад +1

      @@Veinaru71 Ouch

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 5 лет назад +1

      @@breadismygod Form it into nuggets and force them to eat it?

    • @CassieCatagon
      @CassieCatagon 5 лет назад +1

      How about doll hairs?

  • @KawaiiBeth
    @KawaiiBeth 3 года назад

    saying 'I'm sorry' would LITERALLY put a roof over her head 🤣

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +29

    Stalins 5-year plan would've worked in this case.

  • @destrudot
    @destrudot 5 лет назад +72

    Ha ha ha! *_Bot tears come out of laughter_* Bot#2406 Thinks this is a great video.

    • @Abrifq
      @Abrifq 5 лет назад +3

      Bot's motor oil leaks from optic sensor

    • @d6ippy90
      @d6ippy90 5 лет назад +1

      DotBot Bot#2725 ha ha ha! Great video keep it up!!!

    • @Butterfly20004
      @Butterfly20004 5 лет назад

      This is nice comment!
      Bot#1235

    • @Mothlord03
      @Mothlord03 5 лет назад

      Bot#9537 here. And i agree with your communications.

    • @m1cra848
      @m1cra848 5 лет назад

      01000101000100111010101
      -Bot 23416

  • @anniepowers5208
    @anniepowers5208 5 лет назад +13

    I got pro revenge on a EK. Their EM stole my switch and my parents are lawyers.......EK do not see her mom anymore

  • @El-nr8zu
    @El-nr8zu 4 года назад +7

    when people say
    reddit person: sorry for the mistakes english isn't my first language.
    me:my friends are english and cant speak as good english as you.

  • @swordclasher1013
    @swordclasher1013 5 лет назад +15

    Miss I see your math grades are above average, what was your motivation to study?
    I had to destroy this kid in the math competition so I studied for the whole year!!!!!!
    🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

  • @-yum3667
    @-yum3667 5 лет назад +8

    Oml when my dads co workers come over to fix things in the house my dad and them basically have a party drinking beer and eating things 🤣

  • @DownWithBureaucracy
    @DownWithBureaucracy 5 лет назад +9

    "Why did you do all this?"
    "...I just want my phone call"

  • @wowamber5107
    @wowamber5107 4 года назад

    those workers are so kind, to take your only day off in a modest paying job that is really heavy duty just shows how selfless they are, how the work must be good and the employer must respect and attend their needs as workers. It really hit me hard to know they were disrespected like that, shit, i even shed a tear.