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  • r/Prorevenge shows what happens when a stuck-up manager thinks she can STEAL from her business and treat her employees like garbage. Well, turns out that stealing is ILLEGAL and maybe those employees will start collecting evidence of your crimes to turn you over to the police! Watch your back, entitled managers, the employees you treat like trash may stab you in the back one day!
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Комментарии • 3,6 тыс.

  • @nakyer
    @nakyer 5 лет назад +1776

    The first story-
    NO way you can call that revenge. That was just plain JUSTICE. It made me smile.

    • @rohmarts
      @rohmarts 5 лет назад +11

      No, that was just plain fiction.

    • @nakyer
      @nakyer 5 лет назад +24

      @@rohmarts
      Prove it.

    • @rohmarts
      @rohmarts 5 лет назад +4

      @@nakyer He he.All I can say is anyone dumb enough to be fooled by the first part, wouldn't be clever enough to plan that devious revenge.

    • @nakyer
      @nakyer 5 лет назад +46

      @@rohmarts
      So what you're saying is that you can't prove it's fake, and none of us should bother listening to you.

    • @rohmarts
      @rohmarts 5 лет назад +5

      @@nakyer True statement, you got me. It is very hard to prove a negative.

  • @ionisator1
    @ionisator1 5 лет назад +3299

    If you make a Canadian angry, he will switch from a nice guy to a nine tailed moose.

    • @Johnlee-ej7yx
      @Johnlee-ej7yx 5 лет назад +267

      Armed with maple syrup and hockey sticks.......

    • @bruhsauce644
      @bruhsauce644 5 лет назад +236

      i can confirm, i will drag you into my underground moose ritual bunker and dump you into the pot of melted pancakes and boiling maple syrup.

    • @MachineStalkerWolfie
      @MachineStalkerWolfie 5 лет назад +87

      @@bruhsauce644 Can I get into that pool?

    • @sprousprou
      @sprousprou 5 лет назад +133

      I can also confirm this. My igloo is equipped with a beaver pit, and I doubt bones are too different from wood

    • @trent800
      @trent800 5 лет назад +48

      I personally am a fan of the beaver pit but I do add on some random icicles dropping on them

  • @snakething87
    @snakething87 4 года назад +1364

    Chad: Why didn't you just kill me.
    Quiet Canadian: You don't fear death, you welcome it. Your punishment must be more severe.
    Chad: Torture?
    Quiet Canadian: Yes. But not of your body, of your soul.

    • @videobeast286
      @videobeast286 4 года назад +18

      What is from or did you make this up if so good job :)

    • @clartthefart
      @clartthefart 4 года назад +32

      Your profile pic makes this so much better.. lol

    • @alexandraluster284
      @alexandraluster284 4 года назад +7

      I need to use these lines sometime.

    • @thejoker7942
      @thejoker7942 4 года назад +17

      Everyone: stop stop he’s already dead

    • @Scp3393
      @Scp3393 4 года назад +4

      Basically the whole story

  • @callumn2111
    @callumn2111 4 года назад +388

    Scammer: *screws over OP and several others*
    OP: "I'm gonna end this man's whole career."

    • @snatchadams69
      @snatchadams69 4 года назад +3

      *Reality

    • @jenchristelle
      @jenchristelle 3 года назад +1

      I have a feeling that OP will wait for the scammers release from jail to reignite the revenge like a phoenix. Please spare me that type of revenge, the planet is too small.

    • @ronhuret5113
      @ronhuret5113 3 года назад

      OP:NOW YOU FUCKED UP

  • @JustaSadCat
    @JustaSadCat 5 лет назад +3161

    That first guy who screwed over chad for screwing him over was a straight up SAVAGE LEGEND

    • @Wolfie713
      @Wolfie713 5 лет назад +43

      The first OP is my new idol. If only I could have learned from him some years ago, I'd have a few similar stories to tell, with some other potential stories being "bought off" for me to forgive them. 😈

    • @Vbeechu
      @Vbeechu 5 лет назад +13

      FuC* ChAD

    • @JAYRODDC117
      @JAYRODDC117 5 лет назад +51

      That story really should've been posted in R/nuclearrevenge

    • @zeetdaimp6651
      @zeetdaimp6651 5 лет назад +4

      N B true and also your pfp is adorable

    • @kishinasura1989
      @kishinasura1989 5 лет назад +3

      N B that is a cute pic

  • @matthewsizemore5735
    @matthewsizemore5735 5 лет назад +1066

    He protec
    He attac
    But most importantly
    He got Chad bacc

    • @wolfiegamerhowls4
      @wolfiegamerhowls4 5 лет назад +1

      Matthew Sizemore hi

    • @stormcrowlegendary3512
      @stormcrowlegendary3512 5 лет назад +3

      Now Chad got people on his back.

    • @geraltofrivia6461
      @geraltofrivia6461 4 года назад +3

      Matthew Sizemore
      But most importantly
      Chad got barebacked

    • @aali778
      @aali778 4 года назад +1

      @@geraltofrivia6461 no it's
      But most importantly...
      Chad got barebaccd

    • @ericjerez6570
      @ericjerez6570 4 года назад

      Chad got No more money left in his bancc

  • @yardenbar7874
    @yardenbar7874 5 лет назад +626

    "Never under estimate a quite man's anger"
    "A wise man fears 3 things.
    A night with no moon.
    A sea at storm
    A gentlemen's wrath"
    I believe I got it right

    • @videobeast286
      @videobeast286 4 года назад +2

      Fofofpil 22 what’s this from :\/

    • @sheller153
      @sheller153 4 года назад +10

      Video Beast The Wise Man’s Fear by Patrick Rothfuss, the second book in the Kingkiller Chronicles trilogy

    • @sheller153
      @sheller153 4 года назад +30

      Close, very close!
      “There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

    • @omegaryder7855
      @omegaryder7855 4 года назад +9

      I mean you ever see Jonathan Joestar beat the hell out of Dio

    • @Nonzerotonin
      @Nonzerotonin 4 года назад +7

      @@omegaryder7855 never did i think id see jojo and kingkiller in the same comment chain, but im glad i did

  • @ClashOfFlashTV
    @ClashOfFlashTV 5 лет назад +67

    Lesson learned - when some one provokes and threatens, trash talks..... he just trying to scare you.
    When someone is calm and quiet, ready to fight- run. Run. RUNNNN

    • @elliottlupin
      @elliottlupin 4 года назад +3

      When he's Canadian and you wronged him, say your final prayers.

  • @retrohanska4441
    @retrohanska4441 5 лет назад +342

    I think the first revenge was perfectly justified considering the list of crimes the target had commited. OP was doing huge service for everyone around that guy since the law enforcement couldn't do that alone.

    • @BiteSizedCrafter
      @BiteSizedCrafter 5 лет назад

      Gary Madafaka-Oak Indeed

    • @ryan1696
      @ryan1696 5 лет назад +1

      We should call r/supernovarevenge

    • @patrickiwanowski8070
      @patrickiwanowski8070 5 лет назад +1

      @@ryan1696 I was gonna say r/nuclearrevenge but that works too

    • @failboy_
      @failboy_ 5 лет назад

      the first was nuclear holy shit

  • @dejinnthedjinn5311
    @dejinnthedjinn5311 5 лет назад +2997

    The first one goes to show, NEVER make a Canadian angry.

    • @sheogorathpatronofcheese4376
      @sheogorathpatronofcheese4376 5 лет назад +246

      They are nice and kind but get on their bad side and they will bring the full fury of a herd of moose and polar bears apon you

    • @clear7843
      @clear7843 5 лет назад +71

      They'll pour maple syrup on ya if you don't give them a deer

    • @sheogorathpatronofcheese4376
      @sheogorathpatronofcheese4376 5 лет назад +36

      @@clear7843 boiling *

    • @imafknloser4268
      @imafknloser4268 5 лет назад +15

      @@sheogorathpatronofcheese4376 upon* not apon

    • @JamesMichaelDoyle
      @JamesMichaelDoyle 5 лет назад +59

      I don't know why people seem to think we don't get nasty. we just need provocation. why fuck with people who aren't fucking with you. and the ones that are assholish enough to fuck with you, why would you not hit back?

  • @jasongonzalez8109
    @jasongonzalez8109 5 лет назад +140

    "That evening, after a few beers, he had a brilliant idea."
    𝘕𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦...

    • @win_ini
      @win_ini Год назад

      _yes, perfectly correct_

  • @lordcabbage4931
    @lordcabbage4931 5 лет назад +98

    “You can’t stop me”
    Stops them
    “Dang”

  • @rhondah.1478
    @rhondah.1478 5 лет назад +327

    Damn, don't piss off OP from the first story..something tells me he'll still be enacting revenge when Chad gets out of prison in 8 years. LOL

    • @stefanusbayu1426
      @stefanusbayu1426 5 лет назад +4

      Need moar jail time tho

    • @OtsdarvaOS
      @OtsdarvaOS 5 лет назад +3

      If hes not careful. After doing his time, and justice being served. OP might be the victim of a pro revenge story if he keeps fucking with the guy.

    • @Wolfie713
      @Wolfie713 5 лет назад +6

      During the 8 years, I hope OP investigates and finds more dirt on Chad, so that Chad can wind up with more jail time. Be funny for Chat to have another 8-10 years additional to serve, with OP going in for a single visit and being like, "So you remember when you screwed me out of all that money and went slandering my name over a decade ago? Yeah, payback's a bitch, ain't it?"

    • @SwordKirby110
      @SwordKirby110 5 лет назад

      Don't mess with us quiet people.

    • @TheCrimsonLord
      @TheCrimsonLord 5 лет назад

      Yes

  • @DarkFenix2k5
    @DarkFenix2k5 5 лет назад +236

    That first one was the gift that just keeps on giving, that was beautiful.

    • @MrRishik123
      @MrRishik123 5 лет назад +12

      You could make a movie out of that

    • @kirder5152
      @kirder5152 5 лет назад +5

      It was so awesome I don't care if it's fake or not lmao.

    • @koolmckool7039
      @koolmckool7039 5 лет назад +2

      @@MrRishik123 We must get the movie rights.

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 5 лет назад +1

      Revenge over, right?
      No.
      😈

  • @technicallydifficulties7094
    @technicallydifficulties7094 5 лет назад +127

    RSlash! HOW DARE YOU SAY A BAD WORD FOR PASSIONATE HUGGING ON RUclips! YOU OWE ME YOUR RUclips CHANNEL!

    • @nicolassieh6799
      @nicolassieh6799 3 года назад +1

      @Ryan Chetty dude just say /j next time

  • @MarizaTigerMom
    @MarizaTigerMom 5 лет назад +49

    Me as judge: chad you are spending 16 years of prison, 20 years of probation, and go homeless
    Chad: my life is hell
    Me:dude you are going to hell

  • @shadowcrash333
    @shadowcrash333 5 лет назад +1271

    So refreshing to hear a person telling a story instead of some monotone robot voice
    ♡♡♡

    • @evilbadger34
      @evilbadger34 5 лет назад +22

      Yes, maybe not refreshing but it is nice to see more quality in these videos.

    • @Vortexgunner3282
      @Vortexgunner3282 5 лет назад +9

      There's someone named VoiceyHere, his voice sounds like ASMR

    • @orangeboi4082
      @orangeboi4082 5 лет назад +2

      @@Vortexgunner3282 yup

    • @voteDC
      @voteDC 5 лет назад +9

      There's a lot of Reddit Reading channels that now use their real voices. Fresh and Bumfris are another two who spring to mind.

    • @BrokenAngel2480
      @BrokenAngel2480 5 лет назад +13

      shadowcrash333 I especially enjoy when he gets tickled and tries to stop himself from laughing!!🤣

  • @agentepsilon5014
    @agentepsilon5014 5 лет назад +958

    The first story was nuclear. It wasn’t illegal but he ruined that guys life monumentally.

    • @Corrael
      @Corrael 5 лет назад +61

      It isn’t nuclear revenge if Chad did the crimes. Nuclear revenge would be framing him.

    • @DulceReposa
      @DulceReposa 5 лет назад +75

      Yeah but he was screwing over people for a living and stealing money and Identities. The guy deserved it

    • @kansascitysouthernfan6966
      @kansascitysouthernfan6966 5 лет назад +50

      Agent Epsilon tbh “chad” did it to himself. He chose the life of a criminal. Chad ruined his own life.

    • @wolpertinger.
      @wolpertinger. 5 лет назад +2

      Agent Epsilon agreed :)

    • @Real_Yagrum_Bagarn
      @Real_Yagrum_Bagarn 5 лет назад +2

      More like karma lmao

  • @joedee2375
    @joedee2375 5 лет назад +15

    This is probably my favourite subreddit, I think watching bad people be put down and punished is my fetish.

  • @huskitroop748
    @huskitroop748 4 года назад +42

    Me: *Wants to sleep*
    Reddit ad: *Starts playing*
    My eyes: *On fire*

  • @basketbomberslackingson4417
    @basketbomberslackingson4417 5 лет назад +982

    The chad one, gotta say
    Put that elsewhere, it’s too great for Prorevenge

    • @kitalthevali
      @kitalthevali 5 лет назад +52

      "r/ultimaterevenge"? not questionably legal like "r/nuclearrevenge" but do good to be on "r/prorevenge".

    • @skylarc6063
      @skylarc6063 5 лет назад +21

      Feels too fake imo. "I get to be personally involved ina sting because I know whats going on!" Yeah, right, no.

    • @jemman2906
      @jemman2906 5 лет назад +8

      mayby r/cataclismicrevenge

    • @kitraymeizgo978
      @kitraymeizgo978 5 лет назад +2

      Basketbomber Slackingson nuclear revenge

    • @mlgcabbagegaming6501
      @mlgcabbagegaming6501 5 лет назад +4

      r/NuclearRevenge

  • @persinitrix
    @persinitrix 5 лет назад +131

    When you couldve paid for college tuition from 3 different universities and still be in less debt than Chad...
    oof

  • @Predator5RulesOfficial
    @Predator5RulesOfficial 5 лет назад +9

    That first story man, that was just awesome, I wish that it could be animated so I can see the op form the Grinch's evil grin when they start plotting their revenge every time, with the song "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch" playing in the background lol, but anyway awesome video bro.

  • @y33t23
    @y33t23 5 лет назад +46

    Chad: *Destruction 100 x 10000000*
    Canadians are always nice, but _when_ they get angry, it seems like they are letting out everything that accumulated over the last few years 😂

    • @obsidianicalmusic6993
      @obsidianicalmusic6993 4 года назад +1

      only destruction 1000000000?
      Let's say destruction 10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^100
      If I remember correctly the name of this number is Googolplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexian

  • @zinan3831
    @zinan3831 5 лет назад +873

    First story summary:
    Job? Got him fired!
    House? Got him evicted from his apartment!
    Girlfriend? Made his GF break up with him!
    Punishment? Got him arrested and fined!
    Edit: You guys are actually blowing up my email with the "Hotel? Trivago" comments
    Edit again: 500+ likes this is unreal

    • @neovamp1223
      @neovamp1223 5 лет назад +12

      He fucked him up

    • @simotheirishwolf9560
      @simotheirishwolf9560 5 лет назад +17

      Hello welcome to The tutorial on how to FUCK MY SHIT

    • @forbsey276
      @forbsey276 5 лет назад +6

      It was all believable until the police supposedly assisted the guy in his revenge.

    • @joxxter4797
      @joxxter4797 5 лет назад +2

      E

    • @Wolfie713
      @Wolfie713 5 лет назад +26

      @@forbsey276 If someone is committing a crime and they can get help in catching the person in the act, then they're going to go along with it, especially if it is likely to result in a conviction. Not only put an asshole behind bars, but if reviewed, the cops come out looking good for getting another criminal off the streets, which keeps everyone else happy.

  • @stevenblakeley4452
    @stevenblakeley4452 5 лет назад +189

    "protecting the innocent with beer and pick up trucks" what a legend.

    • @dannybotepa
      @dannybotepa 5 лет назад +2

      What a L E G E N D .

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT 5 лет назад +3

      Not the hero they expected, but the one they needed

    • @JoeGallo43
      @JoeGallo43 2 года назад +2

      Can you imagine the Batmobile being some big black armored diesel truck, with duel exhaust stacks, a bumper sticker with Calvin peeing on the Joker, and the horn plays Dixie when pressed.

    • @darrenkay3165
      @darrenkay3165 2 года назад

      @@JoeGallo43 now that's a movie i want to see made lol

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester 4 года назад +18

    9:29 OP is the Canadian incarnation of freaking Jason Vorhees, he said he's a quiet man (Jason never talks in film) and has a 10 year hatred for a basterd named Chad, so uncanny

  • @umecoalpaw7573
    @umecoalpaw7573 5 лет назад +9

    "Redneck Batman" that is my favorite way to describe someone as of late XD

  • @Lovuschka
    @Lovuschka 5 лет назад +465

    Something tells me that this is NOT the end of the revenge in the first story. It just is paused for eight years now.

    • @Nokomomo22
      @Nokomomo22 5 лет назад +48

      This man is the definition Of a fucking legend.

    • @lambybunny7173
      @lambybunny7173 5 лет назад +5

      *what a m a d l a d*

    • @Prich319
      @Prich319 5 лет назад +8

      First guy was the irl Count of Monte Cristo, no doubt in my mind.

    • @Thundarr100
      @Thundarr100 5 лет назад +1

      I wonder if the "Chad" in this story was really named Charles. Because he certainly sounds a LOT LIKE my old boss when I worked at a tattoo parlor, whose name was Charles. I ask this because, last I heard, he was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

    • @ryanmarr5243
      @ryanmarr5243 5 лет назад +1

      nope continued revenge happens in jail, chad mouthed off and got his ass beat for 8 years straight haha

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +795

    There's something.... fishy going on here

  • @canehdiansteve3455
    @canehdiansteve3455 5 лет назад +31

    I don't even think that Chad story constitutes stalking. That's just taking the time to give a bad person exactly what he deserves.

  • @samuelurie1354
    @samuelurie1354 5 лет назад +12

    Never underestimate the power of beer and pick-up trucks

  • @carmenp3003
    @carmenp3003 5 лет назад +191

    Nah, man, the 1st one can pass as nuclear revenge. Also, wise words right there "never mess with a quiet man", true, can confirm that most quiet people can f you over cause instead of running their mouth, they have more time to analize and plot some nasty stuff if you do them wrong. 🤣🤣

    • @Naxvarus
      @Naxvarus 5 лет назад +7

      "I am a simple quiet man"

    • @Kuwasski
      @Kuwasski 5 лет назад +7

      As the quiet one in school i first this.

    • @lave1003
      @lave1003 5 лет назад +1

      Its Super Nova revenge

  • @Hyp0mania34
    @Hyp0mania34 5 лет назад +757

    The first story was a man using his most powerful no u and keeps going on

    • @f1ashman488
      @f1ashman488 5 лет назад +24

      The Reverse Card was played, and won.

    • @annethetransgal3547
      @annethetransgal3547 5 лет назад +24

      chad: screw u op
      op: no u

    • @MintyMinster
      @MintyMinster 5 лет назад +19

      Just do a reverse card against chad’s +4, plus 4 him, do it again, do it again, do it again, +2 him, do it again, do it again, then cancel his turn, cancel again, grab a card, and then +4 and then pull another one, cancel him, and then put a random number card, and done.

    • @Hyp0mania34
      @Hyp0mania34 5 лет назад +4

      just a person who loves avocados you have a good point there

    • @RukonTheCreator
      @RukonTheCreator 5 лет назад +1

      "STOP, STOP! He's already dead!"

  • @gordier6787
    @gordier6787 5 лет назад +18

    13:52
    Why is this movie not already in production

  • @fusion4373
    @fusion4373 5 лет назад +14

    *Lights JEep on fire after sinking it* Chad: Welp it can get on fire if it gets wet! I think...

  • @chrma_
    @chrma_ 5 лет назад +78

    The thing about quiet people is they don't have fury
    They have wrath.

    • @kalebheaston8449
      @kalebheaston8449 5 лет назад

      F

    • @ganso376
      @ganso376 5 лет назад +2

      FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
      FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
      FF
      FF
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      FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
      FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
      FF
      FF
      FF
      FF
      FF

  • @Copenhageek
    @Copenhageek 5 лет назад +45

    "That evening, after a few beers, he had a brilliant idea" This phrase is so powerful

    • @thecia645
      @thecia645 5 лет назад +1

      Copenhageek I felt that

  • @Nighthawk_r33
    @Nighthawk_r33 5 лет назад +8

    Revenge using patience is a very beautiful thing.

  • @giovi9741
    @giovi9741 5 лет назад +3

    The first one was basically this
    Chad: plays +2 uno card
    Guy of the story: first uses a reverse card, and then proceeds to use 10 +4 cards

  • @xthedman420x8
    @xthedman420x8 5 лет назад +431

    The Chad story was f**king r/SuperNova That crap was THE BEST revenge ive EVER heard

    • @nickiegoldinhart
      @nickiegoldinhart 5 лет назад +2

      Yes, that OP is now my hero!

    • @ohhiiexist4928
      @ohhiiexist4928 5 лет назад +5

      Nearly as good as the divorce one

    • @Yeahjames21
      @Yeahjames21 5 лет назад +5

      But wait! He's not done yet. Find out next time in 8 years from now what OP will do next

    • @jonathankydd1816
      @jonathankydd1816 5 лет назад

      not really, supernova ends with someone dead, this is just top of the line nuclear revenge.

    • @n.j.p.9322
      @n.j.p.9322 5 лет назад

      He was FRICKIN RELENTLESS

  • @doctoad2655
    @doctoad2655 5 лет назад +84

    "The wise man fears three: The moonless night, the sea at storm, the wrath of a gentle man"

    • @captainhuntank7963
      @captainhuntank7963 5 лет назад

      Doctoa D a gentle man’s wrath can be terrifying if you push it too far

    • @oopadoopa1333
      @oopadoopa1333 5 лет назад

      Where's that from ?

    • @doctoad2655
      @doctoad2655 5 лет назад +1

      @@oopadoopa1333 From the book "The wise man's fear" by Patrick Rothfuss

    • @oopadoopa1333
      @oopadoopa1333 5 лет назад

      Thank you !!

  • @sneakyraven5456
    @sneakyraven5456 4 года назад +20

    About chad story: If your friend can make you rich, he can break your life

  • @jimknox494
    @jimknox494 5 лет назад +7

    The dude spent his life on getting revenge on Chad because he made him get fired
    Sounds like something I would do

  • @David-cz6fq
    @David-cz6fq 5 лет назад +415

    *Wait a minute....Batman...Beer.....Could it be?.....it has to be none other than......"Goose Wayne"*

    • @stefanusbayu1426
      @stefanusbayu1426 5 лет назад +12

      Oh crap

    • @David-cz6fq
      @David-cz6fq 5 лет назад +11

      @@stefanusbayu1426 ayy we got the same profile pic for pornhu- err I mean youtube.....

    • @c6rn6g2k1d
      @c6rn6g2k1d 5 лет назад

      Goose Wayne!?! XD

    • @blitzy6924
      @blitzy6924 5 лет назад +2

      Hahaha gotta love the man

    • @ZaeRod
      @ZaeRod 5 лет назад +1

      @@David-cz6fq You need a hacker to clear your search history or you good

  • @kitalthevali
    @kitalthevali 5 лет назад +147

    I think the chad story belongs on "r/ultimaterevenge". it's not questionably legal like "r/nuclearrevenge" but too good to be on "r/prorevenge".

    • @yggdrasil3285
      @yggdrasil3285 4 года назад +6

      r/Superovarevenge

    • @sotirismaragos
      @sotirismaragos 4 года назад +4

      Nuh it is definitely nuclearrevenge and upwards. I can't think of anything more extreme both quality and quantity-wise that doesn't involve murdering a loved one or sth

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +1

      Sotiris Maragos but nuclearrevenge stories must break a law of some kind. Otherwise they belong in prorevenge. Prorevenge is just a range from legal nuclearrevenge to revenge that is just substantial pettyrevenge.

    • @jordanmchighlander9365
      @jordanmchighlander9365 Год назад +1

      @@yggdrasil3285 supernova is more extreme on thr questionably legal scale than nuclear, so that wouldn't fit.

  • @Rob-326
    @Rob-326 5 лет назад +5

    9:28 Is he the stalker or the S.T.A.L.K.E.R.?
    *Cheeki breeki intensifies*

  • @maxtnelson
    @maxtnelson 5 лет назад +1

    BRUH I DIED WHEN HE SAID “ I think there’s something FISHY going on” 😂. Idk why but it made me just burst out in laughter

  • @masaki_yutaka
    @masaki_yutaka 5 лет назад +868

    _W-_ *HOW?!*
    I LITERALLY CLICKED ON THE NOTIFICATION 0.5 SECONDS AFTER IT POPPED UP, _AND THERE'S ALREADY 6 COMMENTS??_
    _n A n i ?_

    • @randomnoob9131
      @randomnoob9131 5 лет назад +17

      Zaim Shahmi maybe these people got the notification earlier

    • @jawshlitelife
      @jawshlitelife 5 лет назад +47

      I have a phone and I pay my bill. I demand I be notified .5 seconds before the rest of the world. I don’t care about how long it takes for signals to travel. Just make it happen.

    • @eltipodepan6373
      @eltipodepan6373 5 лет назад +7

      Some people get it early because some live close to r/slash ( I dunno) or they are quick.

    • @malva446
      @malva446 5 лет назад +4

      NANI

    • @filtwo
      @filtwo 5 лет назад +16

      I was first
      I am
      BOT
      I always first

  • @skrimpboy9639
    @skrimpboy9639 5 лет назад +2287

    i am legally required to say "Good Video" -Bot 10352

    • @user-it9ho3lm2z
      @user-it9ho3lm2z 5 лет назад +73

      Nice👌 - Bot 697217

    • @KHRAVINRAJ
      @KHRAVINRAJ 5 лет назад +64

      Agreed -bot 123456

    • @PeachiiKiwii
      @PeachiiKiwii 5 лет назад +54

      Quality comment fellow human person -bot 162256

    • @firephoenixee
      @firephoenixee 5 лет назад +39

      Good job fellow bot - Bot 10109

    • @dampfrog671
      @dampfrog671 5 лет назад +32

      I’m your mom- Bot 1234567891011121314151617

  • @protojager
    @protojager 5 лет назад +1

    The carpenter's story gets even better when you realize he was like 23-33 throughout the story, he grew into adulthood hunting this man down like the punisher, this man who was 33-43 maybe even going on 50. Like he was some vigilante badass hunting down a grizzled old criminal who had killed his parents.

  • @lthomason702
    @lthomason702 5 лет назад +7

    Poor Chad
    Oh who am I kidding
    F*** CHAD!

    • @johnnycage9688
      @johnnycage9688 4 года назад

      Logos135 ! A Ah Aha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

  • @unknownuser1565
    @unknownuser1565 5 лет назад +181

    The first story should be under r/supernova revenge

    • @obsidianicalmusic6993
      @obsidianicalmusic6993 4 года назад +2

      yeah

    • @nils920
      @nils920 4 года назад +12

      Unknownuser 156: No. If it ended with Chad having both his legs crushed by a steamroller, his nuts and schlong chopped off by a dull and rusty chainsaw, his throat, stomach and lungs filled with tar, his eyes pulled out with a corkscrew and nailed to the ground with a wooden stake right through his chest spending days, weeks or even months wishing for a quick death before slooooooooooowly dying, THAT would be r/supernovarevenge!

    • @arvinreddyjakkamreddy2102
      @arvinreddyjakkamreddy2102 3 года назад +3

      @@nils920 jeez...

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 3 года назад +3

      Chad was utterly ruined. Sounds like Nuclear Revenge to me. 😎

    • @ep8025
      @ep8025 3 года назад +1

      @@nils920 thats gonna happen in the future. This story will never end. He will get revenge in the afterlife too.

  • @stud6097
    @stud6097 5 лет назад +95

    Pro-revenge is spending 1 year to get revenge, 10 years is something between pro-revenge and nuclear-revenge.

    • @Wolfie713
      @Wolfie713 5 лет назад +1

      The Holy Grail of Revenge. The new definition of revenge. Look it up in the dictionary, see a reference to some guy name Chad. Revenge so epic that it has Kayne thinking about apologizing to Taylor Swift for fear she might get him back for that one incident he caused. Revenge so sweet that confection companies are envious. Revenge so diabolical that one time the devil himself, Donald Trump, was like, "DDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
      Epic-Revenge, thy victim's name is Chad.

  • @ItsLightless
    @ItsLightless 5 лет назад

    I absolutely lost it at that genuine little laugh at 8:14... Even rSlash couldn't help himself haha.

  • @TRak598
    @TRak598 5 лет назад +1

    They say that revenge does not bring back what you loose. That may be true, but the feeling of "removing the trash so it does not bother anyone else" is too good to not do it.

  • @Starswake
    @Starswake 5 лет назад +58

    No the OP in the first story wasn't a hate stalker he was a set things right stalker. Chad owes him big time for taking the time and trouble to correct his misdeeds.

    • @TALKINGtac0
      @TALKINGtac0 5 лет назад

      He did it cause he hated chad. He is a hate stalker. But that's not necessarily bad

  • @jacintovski
    @jacintovski 5 лет назад +453

    Canadians might be nice, but oh boy... When they want revenge... *THEY GET THEIR REVENGE, EH?*
    Edit: holy sh... _beeep_ *thanks* for the likes!

    • @daubeny6796
      @daubeny6796 5 лет назад +30

      João Jacinto
      I once read this phrase “My dad teach me that if there is something scarier than a strong person angry it definitely is a nice strong person angry”

    • @jovalcrowford3427
      @jovalcrowford3427 5 лет назад +19

      It's always the quiet ones
      BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID

    • @ch1llz682
      @ch1llz682 5 лет назад +2

      You mean Ay?

    • @heccc8632
      @heccc8632 5 лет назад +19

      *E H I N T E N S I F I E S* im canadian and i dont give a crap 'bout what you think of my usage of "eh"

    • @heccc8632
      @heccc8632 5 лет назад +6

      @@ch1llz682 nah its always eh

  • @captprice1b-06
    @captprice1b-06 5 лет назад +9

    Stalker? More like badass

  • @BrokenAngel2480
    @BrokenAngel2480 5 лет назад

    I'm SERIOUSLY impressed with the 10 year revenge plan! Its certainly better than any "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" story I've ever heard!! We must tip our hats to the master!!🎩🤣.

  • @mangravy2897
    @mangravy2897 5 лет назад +291

    How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles

  • @quackquack2637
    @quackquack2637 5 лет назад +301

    I stalked my friends dog
    She noticed
    Let me play with her dog alot
    Her dog loves me now
    one day her dog prefers me over her

  • @vicity4585
    @vicity4585 5 лет назад +1

    Op was so dedicated to making chads life a living hell. dude didnt know when to stop

  • @benlund8028
    @benlund8028 3 года назад +2

    "Defending the innocent with beer and a pickup truck"
    Can I use that?

  • @obiwanmcgregor447
    @obiwanmcgregor447 5 лет назад +459

    In the thumbnail tho.......
    Girl: YOU CAN’T STOP ME!
    John cena: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT*
    Edit1: thanks 4 the heart R/ :D

  • @adielomarsandoval5226
    @adielomarsandoval5226 5 лет назад +115

    Wow now that's a lot of damage

  • @datguy9208
    @datguy9208 4 года назад +1

    That pun just killed my soul...

  • @sarahdavis4345
    @sarahdavis4345 5 лет назад +5

    Story starting at 9:47
    I have a very similar thing that happened with my grandparents. Some people moved into the house next to them a few years ago, and the original owners had made a driveway that cut into their yard. So my grandparents basically own part of their driveway.
    Now when these new people moved in, they were just assholes about it. They even would park their cars in front of my GRANDPARENTS’ house instead of their own. This is incredibly petty and obviously very rude, as they only have one car, and can park in their own garage, driveway, or in front of THEIR OWN house. This is out of their way.
    So whenever I go over there (quite a bit), I always park a little in front of that driveway. And if they park in front of their house, I just pull up right against them. There’s no revenge here, but these people are just so rude and entitled and I can’t stand it.

  • @SandraNelson063
    @SandraNelson063 5 лет назад +39

    As a Canadian citizen, I can tell you from personal experience, the Canadian Revenue Agency makes the IRS look like a bunch of fond grannies. The CRA has all the social niceties of a rabid wolverine. With toothache.

    • @wolpertinger.
      @wolpertinger. 5 лет назад +3

      Sandra Nelson unless you’re an immigrant hellbent on cheating taxes because Trudeau.

    • @tazhienunurbusinezz1703
      @tazhienunurbusinezz1703 5 лет назад +7

      There is always that one asshole who will unnecessarily bring up politics when it has nothing whatsoever to do with the topic at hand. Guess we found him.

    • @dmnightshade
      @dmnightshade 5 лет назад +5

      I misread that As Canadian Revenge Agency and was momentarily confused.

    • @grimtides
      @grimtides 5 лет назад +3

      I have always found the CRA quite helpful and generally a little generous personally, Mind you I purposely throw extra money on taxes after a big bill a while back

    • @SandraNelson063
      @SandraNelson063 5 лет назад +3

      @@wolpertinger. Nope, born here, half Swedish, half Scottish. At the time I was unemployed, struggling to pay rent. My Dad did my taxes, and made a HUGE mistake , so the CRA gave me a chunk of money as a return. Great!! I needed every penny to pay bills, rent, bus money...trying to look for work. Then to find out that because of the mistake, while I was on unemployment I had to pay back $90.00 a month for a year. I went into a depression and almost killed myself. But I somehow found some work and paid it off eventually. Then, a few yrs later, a place that I did some temping at misfiled some pay stubs, and I got dinged AGAIN, and had to spend another yr trying to pay off a tax bill. This time, they were actually ashamed of themselves for what they did to me. But I still had to find some way. I have had to go to depression and anxiety councilling, worried my poor GP because she thought I would commit suicide, took some great antidepressants. Am now on disability. Hurray.

  • @sumretard
    @sumretard 5 лет назад +123

    That One dislike is the Destroyed Scammer.

    • @Max1996YT
      @Max1996YT 5 лет назад

      And 3 of his friends, maybe?

    • @lelzatef48
      @lelzatef48 5 лет назад

      the 32 dislikes are other scammers

    • @Max1996YT
      @Max1996YT 5 лет назад

      @@lelzatef48 Wow, that went up rather fast...

    • @begonethot2545
      @begonethot2545 5 лет назад +1

      The other 62 are his fake ids

    • @Ously6
      @Ously6 5 лет назад

      Can’t believe they let him watch RUclips in Jail

  • @ErrorX429
    @ErrorX429 5 лет назад

    I've watched so many of these pro revenge and entitled parents and choosing beggars in a row that I was inspired to talk back to my father who usually always gets the last word (I knew this because my sister and him always go back and fourth). And when I told him "I'm not even going to try and fight because I know you always want and get the last word" he went speechless for a good minute trying to prove me wrong and then went on to say something to try and retaliate that response and I have never felt more accomplished in my life because I am normally the one who doesn't get into arrangements :) thank you for exposing me to these videos that give me the motivation to speak up!

  • @kellsprincess1
    @kellsprincess1 4 года назад

    Every good retail employee loves a good “perp walk”, it really breaks up the day lol.

  • @alyssaluna265
    @alyssaluna265 5 лет назад +53

    I'm getting ready for school and really needed some great stories to listen to. Great timing!

  • @anubibus4079
    @anubibus4079 5 лет назад +245

    Excuse me? I didn’t do anything! Why all the hate???

  • @aamzies
    @aamzies 3 года назад +2

    The first dude is a SAVAGE!! It was beautiful

  • @project0624
    @project0624 5 лет назад +7

    The first story, The guy was saying
    "I'm about to end this mans (Chad) entire career."

  • @Shadoboy
    @Shadoboy 5 лет назад +30

    "Who are you?"
    "I'm the darn tootin' Batman!"

    • @frith.calluna
      @frith.calluna 5 лет назад

      Why does this sound like something you might hear in buzzfeed unsolved...

  • @hollowtheyeen
    @hollowtheyeen 5 лет назад +233

    Hey rSlash, you might not read this but when you hit 1Mil you should do an hour long special face reveal and every 15 minutes you switched reddits. So like first 15 entitledparents, next 15 prorevenge, next nuclearrevenge, and finally whatever you want. That would be rad!!!
    Edit: wow I really didnt expect this to go anywhere, thanks for all the support and Rslash thanks for the heart!!!

    • @rickyt3472
      @rickyt3472 5 лет назад +5

      Liking to put it up.

    • @hollowtheyeen
      @hollowtheyeen 5 лет назад +1

      Thank you!!! Leta get him to see it!!!

    • @hollowtheyeen
      @hollowtheyeen 5 лет назад +1

      HOLY CRAP NO WAY!!!

    • @rickyt3472
      @rickyt3472 5 лет назад

      @@hollowtheyeen Sweet!

    • @harmonixharmonious203
      @harmonixharmonious203 5 лет назад +2

      Woah, I think you just might’ve done something 🤯👏🏾👏🏾Brilliant!!

  • @tizurl
    @tizurl 4 года назад

    That first guy was SAVAGE. He didn’t get revenge, he DECIMATED the man

  • @Squidgamemenace27
    @Squidgamemenace27 3 года назад

    the "Fishy" joke at the end made me crack up so much for no reason.

  • @baccaglowstone1582
    @baccaglowstone1582 5 лет назад +76

    That first one. That revenge deserved to be tsar bomb nuclear

    • @trent800
      @trent800 5 лет назад

      Sukhra that is Super Nova Revenge

    • @Logan_0421
      @Logan_0421 5 лет назад

      That’s freaking B61-12 bomb nuclear

  • @luissantiago5163
    @luissantiago5163 5 лет назад +16

    13:50 That's a great way of putting it. XD

  • @randomthingsproductions3299
    @randomthingsproductions3299 4 года назад

    I respect the man that got revenge after like, 10 YEARS. MAD RESPECT MAN!

  • @Story-sf2cl
    @Story-sf2cl 5 лет назад +6

    Gee thanks rslash. U r RUINING my LIFE because your INCREDIBLE videos are to good to miss and i havent gotten any work done! I'm gonna thank you when i'm 30 and working as the JANITOR at McDonalds. 😫

  • @xBluegamerx
    @xBluegamerx 5 лет назад +33

    I have a cousin named chad, about as bad as the chad in the first story, must be something about that name.

    • @kristyjohnston1421
      @kristyjohnston1421 5 лет назад +1

      Had a rotten coworker named Chad. Something about that name

    • @VivekYadav-ds8oz
      @VivekYadav-ds8oz 5 лет назад

      Virgin xBluegamerx vs. Chad xBluegamerx's cousin

  • @christianstachl
    @christianstachl 5 лет назад +41

    I'm ADDICTED to your videos, so this is YOUR fault. I DEMAND much more videos because that's my right as an entitled subscriber! If you refuse what i DESERVE i will call the cops and you will go to jail for a long time, buddy!
    On another note, thanks for your entertaining videos! Keep up the great work! ;)

    • @timweber4318
      @timweber4318 4 года назад +3

      But if you send him to jail.... You will get NO Videos instead of too few.... That makes no sence dude!
      Yes i know what sarcasm is^^

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 2 года назад

      Karen alert! Get the masks and vaccines out! Hide your Nintendo Switches!
      Nah but really, good one!

  • @filliaa3661
    @filliaa3661 5 лет назад +1

    Your small chuckles along the way made this 100% better 😆👌

  • @andrewtrujillo7054
    @andrewtrujillo7054 2 года назад

    I love that you're a father now, because you've been telling dad jokes, what appears to be your whole life. It's the job you were always meant for ☺

  • @ravenclawesome9093
    @ravenclawesome9093 5 лет назад +34

    I just had an idea for revenge.
    1. Steal said person's car keys
    2. When they aren't around, get in their car, and park it in their yard/driveway so that it blocks the front door to their house.
    3. Throw away the keys.
    Now, not only can they not get in their home, but they can't use their car either. And they can't vandalize said car in their anger like someone would in this scenario, because it's THEIR CAR! Just make sure they don't have a dash cam.
    Edit: well, I guess they could go and get new keys for their car, but they would have to go to a business or family member to get it. And what are they going to do, drive there?

    • @als2480
      @als2480 5 лет назад +3

      Also avoid getting dna in it

    • @imnotaclown9603
      @imnotaclown9603 5 лет назад +1

      @@als2480 not possible, I mean it is, it'd be hard though

    • @StarstruckTundra
      @StarstruckTundra 5 лет назад +2

      @@imnotaclown9603 but you can still wear gloves and stuff

    • @ravenclawesome9093
      @ravenclawesome9093 5 лет назад +1

      @@colinmcleod491 True, but if they have a big enough car, it would prove extremely tedious for them to enter. And you could probably do something to block the other entrances as well, such as planting immense amounts of poison oak/ivy, pay someone much stronger than said person to haul heavy rocks the person can't lift to block it, etc. But thanks for pointing that out.

    • @wolpertinger.
      @wolpertinger. 5 лет назад

      RavenclAwesome get it towed? Call a fucking Uber? Try again revenge padawan

  • @jordanfirebomb4950
    @jordanfirebomb4950 5 лет назад +15

    That Chad story reminds me of that one episode of American Dad where Roger went too crazy lengths for revenge

  • @squib612
    @squib612 4 года назад +1

    The first story were he calls him and he gets arrested for holding a device whilst driving as well as the other things, that’s golden

  • @sheena691
    @sheena691 5 лет назад

    Revenge is sweetest when served ice cold. He had that revenge in freezer for years only taking a little out at a time for the sweet taste, until it was about to to get freezer burn, then took it all out and had a hell of a party.
    Straight savage. My role model!

  • @killertigergaming6762
    @killertigergaming6762 5 лет назад +5

    8 years in jail it should be 50 years

    • @gisellechausse5261
      @gisellechausse5261 5 лет назад

      8 years is still a long time to be away from society, a long time out of the system (not knowing the latest technology, movies, ect.) And when he does get out, his imprisonment reputation alone will have him blackballed.

  • @skinat_3372
    @skinat_3372 5 лет назад +19

    *Rslash makes a pun*
    Me:NYEEEHH *throws phone across room*

  • @justanothersong6541
    @justanothersong6541 5 лет назад +1

    First story = That new neighbour being absolutely TOTALED.

  • @uthmanbaksh3530
    @uthmanbaksh3530 3 года назад

    That first OP was playing the long game and it paid off spectacularly!

  • @Name_man
    @Name_man 5 лет назад +10

    The first story goes to show... NEVER mess with a builder's tools.

  • @AFoxGuy
    @AFoxGuy 5 лет назад +20

    Story Number 1 Should Be The 2nd Ever Supernova Revenge Story!

  • @Ryattt81
    @Ryattt81 3 года назад +1

    The craziest thing about "Chad" is that if he would have ran his carpentry business legitimately, he would have been wildly successful.