r/Entitledparents "I saved your son's life" "POLICE? ARREST HIM!" Funny Reddit Stories

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +15706

    👮🚓THIS IS THE POLICE🚓👮
    🚨YOU'RE 🚨UNDER 🚨ARREST🚨
    FOR SAVING THAT CHILD'S LIFE! 🔫🔫🔫

  • @oldsport5875
    @oldsport5875 5 лет назад +4263

    “My son is healthy and vaccine free!”
    The son: 🧟‍♂️

    • @igneousorgan6435
      @igneousorgan6435 4 года назад +121

      The son: 😵

    • @talktomevon
      @talktomevon 4 года назад +212

      The sun ☀️

    • @xsilenzedx4225
      @xsilenzedx4225 4 года назад +66

      its funny because the mother was indirectly vaccinating her child by introducing him to bad things,

    • @derpderp132
      @derpderp132 4 года назад +53

      The son: 👁👄👁
      : :

    • @Vibe_I_n
      @Vibe_I_n 4 года назад +50

      @@talktomevon *i s a d e a d l y l a z e r*

  • @bradyh1782
    @bradyh1782 5 лет назад +4947

    "I saved your son's life" "POLICE? ARREST HIM!"
    *betrayal 100*

    • @-storm8221
      @-storm8221 5 лет назад +11

      I was about to say she* but there is no chance im getting wooshed today

    • @TetraSky
      @TetraSky 5 лет назад +13

      Had the teen not saved the kid, the mother would've had him arrested regardless for failure to save EK.

    • @HAHAHAHOkayThen
      @HAHAHAHOkayThen 5 лет назад +9

      Top 10 anime betrayals.

    • @livingbeing4517
      @livingbeing4517 5 лет назад +3

      @@HAHAHAHOkayThen Damn we thought of the same thing

    • @Standard-Gamer
      @Standard-Gamer 5 лет назад +6

      Top 10 Anime Betrayals

  • @jakelesniewski2877
    @jakelesniewski2877 5 лет назад +4158

    I like how she said “YOU MURDERER” when no one even died

    • @kevinpowell835
      @kevinpowell835 5 лет назад +17

      Lol btw first comment on your reply

    • @AlexHernandez-pw7ir
      @AlexHernandez-pw7ir 5 лет назад +7

      I ꧁༺ XxTheowlsmartsxX ༻꧂ I whoh hostile

    • @muk7161
      @muk7161 5 лет назад +6

      Hey that comment is funny and i want to like but i wont like it bc it has 420 likes sorry❤❤

    • @92jwiener
      @92jwiener 5 лет назад +24

      That's not true, I'm sure OP lost millions of brain cells, while being yelled at by an insane person.

    • @fierles7989
      @fierles7989 5 лет назад +2

      Big brain time.

  • @mcyum6815
    @mcyum6815 4 года назад +1186

    “My boy is healthy and vaccine free!”
    The son: *literally dying on the floor*

    • @muchotexto4248
      @muchotexto4248 3 года назад +33

      The son: "My methamorphosis begins"

    • @chrispham6599
      @chrispham6599 3 года назад +10

      @@muchotexto4248 that is so fucking dark, man! Waaaay too fucking dark!

    • @bladerunner3314
      @bladerunner3314 3 года назад +21

      In Germany we had a skit on a comedy show where a mother proudly proclaims the same thing ... it ended something like "after 17 attempts, one ought to survive".

    • @Bloodray19
      @Bloodray19 3 года назад +6

      She should have the kid taken away. So irresponsible

    • @chemplay866
      @chemplay866 3 года назад +7

      @@muchotexto4248 He is gonna turn into an angle and fly away with his wings being the angle from 10 to 100 degrees

  • @dinochickrox5649
    @dinochickrox5649 5 лет назад +1974

    EP: “IS SHE VACCINATED?”
    Me: “Oh boy, here we go.”

  • @rachelmaloy1957
    @rachelmaloy1957 5 лет назад +2082

    “How DARE you not let my son get your daughter sick!”
    EXCUSE ME WHAT

    • @reececlark7411
      @reececlark7411 5 лет назад +12

      Ikr

    • @moistmeathateroffurries8621
      @moistmeathateroffurries8621 5 лет назад +21

      69 likes NO ONE ELSE LIKE

    • @08pipster
      @08pipster 5 лет назад +50

      this is a prime example on how parents are just .. unbelievably disgusting.
      i'd rather run and not deal with that parent's shit to be honest. like, if i open the door to an EP, and she makes a blatant lie, i'm just gonna shut the door. lol

    • @Awsomemobs2000Theminecraftdude
      @Awsomemobs2000Theminecraftdude 5 лет назад +9

      Indeed, that whole story made me angry at that Entitled Mom. People like that should be fixed so they don't reproduce.

    • @foolsfury9958
      @foolsfury9958 5 лет назад +7

      @@08pipster Unfortunately, this is one thing I can't stand. I'm silent most of the times, regarding arguments (because I usually end the argument with my first comment). When something like this happens, if an EP does something like this, you best believe I will unleash all the fury I've bottled up throughout my days of silence. I'd punch that bitch so hard she'd regret having a kid.

  • @heyokay3350
    @heyokay3350 5 лет назад +1538

    Kid: Let me play
    Kid: *falls*
    mom:IM PRESSING CHARGES YOU BAD MANAGER

    • @Tomader910
      @Tomader910 5 лет назад +5

      IM*

    • @Yewtewba
      @Yewtewba 5 лет назад +5

      @@Tomader910 *I'M

    • @lais6303
      @lais6303 5 лет назад

      @@Yewtewba" I am " Duhhhhh

    • @totl747
      @totl747 5 лет назад +5

      guys its just a typo chill

    • @Yewtewba
      @Yewtewba 5 лет назад +7

      @@totl747 We're correcting the correcter. Someone gonna be anal, they gotta be *right*

  • @infiniteshay8660
    @infiniteshay8660 3 года назад +446

    That kid has a great taste in Pokemon. Glaceon is a good choice.
    Also hold up "Let my son make your daughter sick" is literally never something I thought could be spoken by a human being.

    • @V0lt1j
      @V0lt1j 3 года назад +7

      My favourite is bisharp he’s so cool and very underated

    • @diegorialconde
      @diegorialconde 3 года назад +2

      @@V0lt1j he ain't my favorite but he be goooood pokemon

    • @dwyanesiwa7018
      @dwyanesiwa7018 3 года назад +1

      Castform

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 года назад +2

      it was used a lot in the pre-Chicken Pox vaccine days but now only used by anti-vaxxer idiots

    • @infiniteshay8660
      @infiniteshay8660 3 года назад +2

      @@bostonrailfan2427 I mean thats fair, but it doesn't mean you encourage it with strangers in public.

  • @samuelkennedy2840
    @samuelkennedy2840 5 лет назад +1061

    Entitled Mom: My boy is fine
    The Boy: *is literally dying*

    • @pufinjb3551
      @pufinjb3551 5 лет назад +19

      vaccines are fucing gift from god they saved millions lifes and now stupid people are saying "VACCINES ARE FUCING EEEMM STUPID! THEY CAUSE AUTISM WE DONT KNOW WHAT AUTISM IS BUT YEAH"

    • @MsHarpsychord
      @MsHarpsychord 4 года назад +2

      Like a Pokemon trainer in denial

    • @fatedhunter2805
      @fatedhunter2805 4 года назад

      COMMAND BLOCK ACTIVATE

    • @gormple5494
      @gormple5494 4 года назад

      I wanna know, is the boy an EK or is he just a normal **FUNCTIONAL** kid?

    • @Flip15
      @Flip15 4 года назад +1

      *_lojik_*

  • @Acromonium
    @Acromonium 5 лет назад +784

    EP: *Let my son get your daughter sick!*
    Government: *Get em bois.*

  • @user-ud3ne1zi1o
    @user-ud3ne1zi1o 5 лет назад +980

    _literally saves this woman's son's life_
    The Mom: *ya fackin' murderer*

    • @Techischannel
      @Techischannel 5 лет назад +27

      I mean ... she did murder the EM's chance to kill her Child in an "Accident" ... right?

    • @psychological7514
      @psychological7514 5 лет назад +14

      Techy
      *Knowledge:100*

    • @Cde32eg5
      @Cde32eg5 5 лет назад +3

      ill get YA FUCKING FIRED AND RUIN YOUR LIFE

    • @TheGreatestYouTubeChannelEver
      @TheGreatestYouTubeChannelEver 5 лет назад

      You fekin idiot.... You can't swear you fekin dumbo

    • @user-ud3ne1zi1o
      @user-ud3ne1zi1o 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheGreatestRUclipsChannelEver yes I fookin can you feeckin piece of shat

  • @ahzpy
    @ahzpy 4 года назад +376

    the worst part is if they didn't save the child the karen would probably say "WHY DIDNT YOU SAVE HIM YOU KILLED MY CHILD"

    • @alansus586
      @alansus586 3 года назад +34

      Karen be like: If you didn't save my son then you're a murderer, but if you *did* save my son then you're still a murderer.

    • @kozolith2121
      @kozolith2121 3 года назад +10

      @@alansus586 your name and pfp fit perfectly for this, since in among us, you reported a body and have evidence of who killed the person? you definitely self reported
      you didn't find the body and have no idea who's the murderer and have just been doing tasks? your definitely just playing dumb and faking your tasks

    • @alansus586
      @alansus586 3 года назад +2

      @@kozolith2121 How tho?

    • @kozolith2121
      @kozolith2121 3 года назад +6

      @@alansus586 if you mean how its related to the story, its because in among us, whether you do or don't do something, you'll likely get voted off because most people are stupid, just like here, where if OP didn't save the kid the EP likely would still have gotten mad and called the police, and when OP saved the kid, well, you know what happened

    • @alansus586
      @alansus586 3 года назад +2

      @@kozolith2121 Ok

  • @SETHDAFORTNITEPLAYER
    @SETHDAFORTNITEPLAYER 5 лет назад +525

    Me: *saves child*
    EM: I’m pressing charges
    Me: *lets child die*
    EM: I’m pressing charges
    Me: eXcUsE mE wHaT tHe FuC-

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 5 лет назад +17

      KawaiiPotato XOX well there is ONE other option...
      It involves... MURDER [insert dramatic organ music here for comedic effect]

    • @aram3984
      @aram3984 5 лет назад +11

      PhantomDragon1992 *still presses charges*

    • @stealthfully2823
      @stealthfully2823 5 лет назад +3

      fucking kills mother and child

    • @Rattler04
      @Rattler04 5 лет назад

      KawaiiPotato XOX there is no way out

    • @CollinMunro
      @CollinMunro 5 лет назад

      Hol’ up 😐🤚

  • @jerrywebb5004
    @jerrywebb5004 5 лет назад +1013

    Person: I just saved your child.
    Kid: cries
    EP: *DO YOU THINK I WANTED MY CHILD TO LIVE, NO*
    Somewhere in a parallel universe
    Big object: falls on child
    Kid:
    EP: *YOU COULD’VE SAVED MY CHILD YOU KNOW*

  • @just4funyay804
    @just4funyay804 5 лет назад +488

    "My sOn iS hEaLtHy"
    *Persuasion 100*

    • @raccus2719
      @raccus2719 5 лет назад +3

      Hey guy who died from three people or in Gladiator got killed by a Roman General, can I have your son? My son died because we dont have vaccines yet.

    • @theblueplague7164
      @theblueplague7164 5 лет назад +3

      Persuasion attempt failed

    • @CardamomYGO
      @CardamomYGO 5 лет назад +3

      More like Ilusion 100

    • @KrazyKolaMan
      @KrazyKolaMan 5 лет назад +3

      It depends if you rolled 20 then it’s a success

    • @MrSnake-dh3hu
      @MrSnake-dh3hu 5 лет назад +2

      [Intelligence 1] [Medicine 0] I don't vaccinate.

  • @Lebroly-James
    @Lebroly-James 4 года назад +785

    "my boy is healthy and vaccine free!"
    her boy: *_visible struggle to breath, intense wheezing, more white than an artic fox in a wedding dress, and is practically trying to die but it just ain't working so it's eternal pain_*

    • @molalla2546
      @molalla2546 3 года назад +12

      sadly, yes

    • @papabasar
      @papabasar 3 года назад +4

      Vaccine is bad, kids. -1986, The Ma Incident

    • @wolfgamer8770
      @wolfgamer8770 3 года назад +17

      Artic fox in a wedding dress.

    • @GGwtf69
      @GGwtf69 3 года назад

      @@papabasar Are you vaccine free

    • @ashemcintyre1814
      @ashemcintyre1814 3 года назад

      why aren't you studying fish jotaro?

  • @jonasp.30
    @jonasp.30 5 лет назад +764

    EK’s lungs: we need air
    Air: ok, can we come in
    EP: PRESS CHARGES

    • @therandoguyo4565
      @therandoguyo4565 5 лет назад +3

      police/P:oh my freaking gosh im so done with these entiteld parent's

    • @Noon56724
      @Noon56724 5 лет назад +10

      Bladder: ok I am ready to go pee
      EK: ok pissssssss
      EM: no get back in EK'S body if you don't I will sue you

    • @themasteredbeast8878
      @themasteredbeast8878 5 лет назад +7

      Countined:
      Air:SIKE YOU THOUGHT
      Ep:IM SUEING

    • @shepherd9217
      @shepherd9217 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @Ziadodeh121
      @Ziadodeh121 5 лет назад +2

      YOU ARE UNDER ARREST

  • @blazingmammoth3757
    @blazingmammoth3757 4 года назад +1021

    The 2nd Karen was like: “Well maybe I don’t wanna be the bad guy anymore.”

  • @MLGsniper-oo8xp
    @MLGsniper-oo8xp 4 года назад +576

    Nobody:
    Girl: saves son
    Entitled parents: *so you have chosen death*

    • @emmitthinman6211
      @emmitthinman6211 4 года назад +2

      Ah yes Karen Stories

    • @mdnafiulhoque123
      @mdnafiulhoque123 4 года назад +4

      If I was instead of that guy, I would've said "If he falls down and gets hurt, don't tell me I didn't warn you."

    • @fuzzyasmr940
      @fuzzyasmr940 4 года назад +6

      MLGsniper7 Someone was bound to have chosen death in that story, EP is just lucky it wasn’t her kid.

    • @mng3941
      @mng3941 4 года назад

      Ruined the 69 likes

    • @milekaramanovic
      @milekaramanovic 4 года назад +2

      @Kent Lorenzo Mangekyo Rinnegan?

  • @justataco1776
    @justataco1776 4 года назад +950

    I'm sorry, can we just talk about the cops in that shard story for a moment?
    These guys seriously walked in, saw OP's legs covered in glass and blood, and SERIOUSLY thought they were the guilty party?

    • @karlzburgthe54th11
      @karlzburgthe54th11 3 года назад +32

      yes

    • @AxolotlChild20
      @AxolotlChild20 3 года назад +102

      I would've also charged the mom with child endangerment tbh, she didn't give a shit about her own kid almost getting extremely injured

    • @captaintoshirohitsugaya3822
      @captaintoshirohitsugaya3822 3 года назад +56

      I know right WTF

    • @trudigarner2500
      @trudigarner2500 3 года назад +43

      Me in the sidelines: SHUT IT LADY
      ! SOMEONE IS INJURED

    • @angry_strawberry2733
      @angry_strawberry2733 3 года назад +29

      I dunno, first story is kinda iffy, propably fake. Shouldn't they chec camera footage first before taking someone in?

  • @sonicrunn3r895
    @sonicrunn3r895 4 года назад +495

    Entitled Parent: mY sOn Is HeAlThY
    Their child: *General Grevious coughing*

  • @Aphid121
    @Aphid121 4 года назад +597

    Entitled Mother: *Doesn’t send kid to school in fear of getting children sick*
    Also Entitled Mother: You should let your kids get sick, it makes them stronger.

    • @katiejaneh8562
      @katiejaneh8562 4 года назад +38

      Yes, gettig sick can help your immune system Build up strength to that said disease but no Karen. We're not gonna let a child who has immune issues get sick. It's a death sentence.

    • @alextorchia2289
      @alextorchia2289 4 года назад +20

      Yes, that is what vaccines do, they inject the virus inside you, but not enough to give you the virus so anti vaccine people are actually just getting a worse vaccine of getting sick.

    • @omkarsangvikar4166
      @omkarsangvikar4166 4 года назад +2

      Isn't that how corona got spread

    • @Aphid121
      @Aphid121 4 года назад +2

      @@omkarsangvikar4166 comment is directed to corona but its also kinda what I was talking about

    • @Zeebas
      @Zeebas 4 года назад +2

      I wanna like but its a 69

  • @G81734
    @G81734 4 года назад +414

    “ *MY KID IS HEALTY AND VACATION FREE* “
    Everybody in a 15 mile radius: IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT

    • @muchotexto4248
      @muchotexto4248 3 года назад +10

      Aye vacation free you say? 😳

    • @ghostoftox4112
      @ghostoftox4112 3 года назад +7

      @@muchotexto4248 I wish I had a free vacation :(

    • @Sam-fq5hc
      @Sam-fq5hc 3 года назад +3

      Get their child onto a cruise or something since they haven’t been on a vacation yet

    • @kobrazsfbiagent4670
      @kobrazsfbiagent4670 3 года назад +1

      Bruh I just got vaccinated, and seeing EP say this makes my laugh.

    • @jacksonrivere9805
      @jacksonrivere9805 3 года назад +1

      @@kobrazsfbiagent4670 nice I would but I am not getting microchipped.
      I am joking I am just deathly afraid of needles

  • @funl
    @funl 5 лет назад +757

    *Literally dives in like a hero and saves the kid*
    "I saved him."
    EP: "Well yes, but actually no."

    • @shaymadus9462
      @shaymadus9462 5 лет назад +2

      Celest haha

    • @aram3984
      @aram3984 5 лет назад +27

      Her: Saves sons life like a hero
      EP: what the fuck is that even supposed to mean

    • @bountyhunterj6822
      @bountyhunterj6822 5 лет назад +4

      Donlet letdom your language sound like it come from a mumble rap community

    • @aram3984
      @aram3984 5 лет назад +4

      BountyHunterJ no pape no papa yes papa johnny. And down all of this sugar

    • @bountyhunterj6822
      @bountyhunterj6822 5 лет назад +4

      Donlet letdom Now lets throw this fuckin party with some...

  • @okalright4211
    @okalright4211 5 лет назад +823

    *saves em's child's life*
    Em: Wait. That's illegal.

  • @bountyhunterj6822
    @bountyhunterj6822 5 лет назад +371

    Here’s my impression of these parents:
    _”If cancer is SO hard, how come MY son is already on stage 5? We’re making a speedy recovery!”_

    • @BillyBob-sh6ez
      @BillyBob-sh6ez 5 лет назад +38

      Dies the next day

    • @bluemew22
      @bluemew22 5 лет назад +5

      There's a Stage 5? I thought Stage 4 was already the death sentence.

    • @somepersonontheinternet-g2i
      @somepersonontheinternet-g2i 5 лет назад +13

      bluemew22 I’m on stage 69. Final level!

    • @supershenron9162
      @supershenron9162 5 лет назад +3

      @@bluemew22 it is lol it's a joke

    • @supershenron9162
      @supershenron9162 5 лет назад +4

      @@somepersonontheinternet-g2i I hear stage 70 is when you get your 70 virgins :P

  • @-WackyNameHere-
    @-WackyNameHere- 4 года назад +129

    I'm sorry but the one with the sick kid actually warms my heart and I feel happy now. (Probably because OP was friends with the child and also listened to Entitled Moms side of the story)

    • @WhoopsyDaisyDoo
      @WhoopsyDaisyDoo 3 года назад +10

      I just realized that that means OP punched a pregnant lady

    • @daltonbrady5565
      @daltonbrady5565 2 года назад

      Same partially because I’m a Pokémon lover and because her behavior is so cute

    • @nightskyflyer2638
      @nightskyflyer2638 2 года назад

      @@WhoopsyDaisyDoo LOL

  • @mazefaze8969
    @mazefaze8969 5 лет назад +477

    EM: my Son is healthy!
    Kid: *H E L P M E I M D Y I N G*

    • @spectralkits7769
      @spectralkits7769 5 лет назад +11

      Poor kid.

    • @TheSpawnfan
      @TheSpawnfan 5 лет назад +5

      Drago: "If he dies, he dies"

    • @lionelk.y7233
      @lionelk.y7233 5 лет назад +1

      Like she said if she wants natural selection so be it

    • @yomama9390
      @yomama9390 5 лет назад +1

      it's a bullshit story

    • @thegamingbluefiredragon428
      @thegamingbluefiredragon428 5 лет назад +1

      *start of transmission*
      Entitled mum: your child is vaccinated and going to get autism
      Me:that's bullshit
      EM:no it's not it's true
      Me:autism is a genetic disorder I should know I have it
      EM:Oh your so smart
      Me: *pulling out a shotgun* yeah I am and I know that if you don't leave I will blow you brains put. Also your kid looks like he is dieing
      Kid:please help I'm dying
      EM:shut up we're leave...*gets trapped in a sound proof bubble*
      Me:why would you not have your son vaccinated those things could save his life and picking on a child with a weak immune system is just not cool*shoots EM in the foot before making her fade out of existence*
      Me:Well there's another entitled parent down and whole load more to go
      Gaming bluefiredragon signing of
      *transmission fades to black with my insignia in the middle*

  • @mehuci1263
    @mehuci1263 5 лет назад +378

    Em “ U should let her be sick”
    Me : screams at screen cuz that’s how vaccinations work

  • @doos6172
    @doos6172 5 лет назад +210

    "My boy is healthy and vaccine free".
    *Two lines earlier:* "He literally looks like he's dying."
    SUPER HEALTHY AND *V A C C I N E F R E E.*

    • @ol-si4lx
      @ol-si4lx 5 лет назад +4

      Illuison 100

    • @kiravlee
      @kiravlee 5 лет назад +3

      rip in advance to that antivax kid

    • @ol-si4lx
      @ol-si4lx 5 лет назад

      @@kiravlee Na he probs got vaccinated since the mom was Scared of her kid dying

    • @ol-si4lx
      @ol-si4lx 5 лет назад +1

      @dragon born shit
      Kinda true

    • @ol-si4lx
      @ol-si4lx 5 лет назад

      @dragon born also question do you know what "Disease" that is? the one thats preventable in the story

  • @DragonKiller-nw2ju
    @DragonKiller-nw2ju 3 года назад +168

    If someone came to me and said, "Let my son get your daughter sick" best believe, I'm taking my kid and we are running the hell out of there. I'm not risking shit.

    • @BloodThirstyAvengers
      @BloodThirstyAvengers 3 года назад

      @Silverwolf Studios It wasn't.

    • @mintdiamond1117
      @mintdiamond1117 3 года назад

      Blood Thirsty Avengers bruh

    • @walalabengbeng9071
      @walalabengbeng9071 3 года назад +1

      I would be ready to fight im still growing but i think ill be like 6’4 considering im at Adult height despite my age so yeah she aint winning this fight i have a reach advantage and im slightly good at parrying

    • @FreshPrincex4
      @FreshPrincex4 2 года назад

      @@walalabengbeng9071 gonna pull a Detroit smash?

    • @walalabengbeng9071
      @walalabengbeng9071 2 года назад

      @@FreshPrincex4 Yes

  • @l0rd48
    @l0rd48 5 лет назад +345

    OP:"I saved your son's life"
    EP:" Wait that's illegal"

  • @hobojoooe2264
    @hobojoooe2264 5 лет назад +413

    Child - *Cough*
    Mother - *looks at child* “what was that?”
    Child - “a little cough.”
    Mother - * stares * “ok” *pulls out essential oils*
    Child - “ NANI”

    • @ghostboat_
      @ghostboat_ 5 лет назад +4

      liked
      (its at 69 i wouldnt d a r e)

    • @d3lta641
      @d3lta641 5 лет назад +4

      I LIKED IT, MUHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    • @oraclenightshade
      @oraclenightshade 5 лет назад +3

      My grandmother...

    • @CarRhuPla
      @CarRhuPla 5 лет назад

      His final moments

    • @ferndragon2062
      @ferndragon2062 5 лет назад

      That’s my step mom but with medicine

  • @kirstencoburn6894
    @kirstencoburn6894 5 лет назад +517

    EP: you have to let your kids get germs so they get a better immune system not vaccines
    Me: You know what vaccines are don't you?

    • @booboointhetootoo
      @booboointhetootoo 5 лет назад +36

      Nah, she’s anti vax. She dumb asf

    • @Yikeowsky
      @Yikeowsky 5 лет назад +4

      What are vaccines

    • @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
      @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 5 лет назад +6

      @@Yikeowsky Pure. Unaldulterated. AUTISM.

    • @radekvaverka4048
      @radekvaverka4048 5 лет назад +20

      @@Yikeowsky in most vaccines theres germs seriously weakened. Your body than learns to fight against them and has a much better chance of beating them full power.

    • @anjhindul
      @anjhindul 5 лет назад +5

      Kirsten, don't tell the nurses that... I had a nice argument with one over the flu and the fact it is the virus (a damaged virus, yes, so it is LESS lethal, but still, a virus) and she went off on how "NO VACCINE GIVES YOU ANY DISEASE! IT CAN'T BECAUSE IT IS A VACCINE!!!!!"... Lady, shouting won't help your case... LOLOL

  • @bellerain381
    @bellerain381 4 года назад +47

    I LOVE the story with little Em! She reminds me of a little girl I used to babysit! She was so shy, but as we spent more time with her, she gained so much confidence!
    I applauded when Em said “I will tell the police you tried to kidnap me and stab OP!” What a smart girl!

  • @cindyphung4634
    @cindyphung4634 5 лет назад +384

    “Let me get your daughter sick”
    Literally leave. Get out

    • @Darknator
      @Darknator 5 лет назад +1

      She maybe after they recover

    • @Thehudats
      @Thehudats 5 лет назад +2

      Em is practically a thug at the end

    • @nitroboostn2o
      @nitroboostn2o 5 лет назад +1

      Those kind of people dont deserve to exist

    • @Thehudats
      @Thehudats 5 лет назад

      @@nitroboostn2o I agree

    • @commenteee7291
      @commenteee7291 5 лет назад

      I’m sick🤒 DAMN YOU EP!!!!!

  • @andyoneal1127
    @andyoneal1127 5 лет назад +100

    That story about the sweet immune-compromised girl feels genuinely like a zombie movie. Good on OP for being a badass

  • @enderteimant
    @enderteimant 5 лет назад +2979

    I do actually have 3 kids vaccine free...
    Edit: 2 kids
    Edit: 1 kid
    Edit: Don't mind this comment

    • @Zancibar
      @Zancibar 4 года назад +259

      How can a joke I've read so many times still make me chucke?

    • @melissawagner83
      @melissawagner83 4 года назад +52

      Vaccinate your next few

    • @lilmomok-fs7lb
      @lilmomok-fs7lb 4 года назад +69

      Melissa Wagner I cant tell if this is r/whoosh or not

    • @candywilliams3137
      @candywilliams3137 4 года назад +37

      @@melissawagner83 R/whoooooosh

    • @luckyhead19
      @luckyhead19 4 года назад +17

      🤣

  • @synsvids
    @synsvids 3 года назад +64

    Well the "let my son get your daughter sick" story had a bit of a happy ending.. Seems to me the EP got some sense in her.

  • @stallard9522tid
    @stallard9522tid 5 лет назад +567

    EK: *holds gun*
    Police officer: *takes back gun*
    EP: *HoW dArE yOu*

    • @germanyvalentine7598
      @germanyvalentine7598 5 лет назад +24

      EP: I'm CaLlInG tHe PoLiCe

    • @stallard9522tid
      @stallard9522tid 5 лет назад +9

      @@germanyvalentine7598Police Officer: maam i am the police

    • @melodyy4782
      @melodyy4782 5 лет назад +6

      Elis ThaBesth “Ma’am,I *am* the chief...”

    • @jimramirez4707
      @jimramirez4707 5 лет назад +2

      @@germanyvalentine7598 popo:your going to school again but in jail

    • @dreamspacealt
      @dreamspacealt 5 лет назад +3

      @@Victor_Graves ᴱᴷ: yOu GoT nO rIgHt

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 5 лет назад +244

    "I'll have your towel turban."
    "Well I'll have your son then."

    • @hezakiahmecham1449
      @hezakiahmecham1449 5 лет назад +7

      Now I'm going to nickname one of my pokemon towel turban and trade with a Pokemon my friend nicknamed child.

    • @xvaldez3284
      @xvaldez3284 5 лет назад +8

      @@hezakiahmecham1449 if i was her i'd have nonchalantly shown her the badge so she could see exactly who she was messing with. Maybe she doesn't have the power to just take the brat but she could probably warrant an investigation and blow the whole thing out of proportion if she wanted too.

    • @ghristophermyers666
      @ghristophermyers666 5 лет назад

      Lmfao

  • @littley-joming2582
    @littley-joming2582 5 лет назад +565

    Op: "Sorry, your son can't play with her, because she gets sick really easy."
    EP: "Why does she get sick easily? Is she vaccined?"
    Me: "OH GOD! an entitled Mom AND anti-vaxxer!? Everyone run for their lives!"

    • @Cheesy9149
      @Cheesy9149 5 лет назад +10

      RUN! ITS A KAREN!

    • @rockstepguy3524
      @rockstepguy3524 5 лет назад +5

      "Now this is an avengers level threat!"

    • @krysc3278
      @krysc3278 5 лет назад +5

      *an alarm starts ringing in the city* Run!! Save your lives!! Evacuate the entire city!!

    • @lyssag.3081
      @lyssag.3081 5 лет назад +1

      Little Y-Joming RUNNNN!!!!!

    • @firefin1014
      @firefin1014 5 лет назад +2

      She crossed the streams of stupidity.

  • @Oldundead9491
    @Oldundead9491 3 года назад +69

    "Let my son get your child sick" and on that note, I'm now worrying about the intelligence of some humans.

    • @ramdises
      @ramdises 3 года назад +4

      The ability to speak does not make you smart

    • @Helena-me6mp
      @Helena-me6mp 2 года назад +1

      @@ramdises you having the ability to speak doesnt mean you should use it

    • @angryasfman9077
      @angryasfman9077 2 года назад

      Having the ability to abuse previliges does not make you entitled over everything.

    • @debacofzomb9889
      @debacofzomb9889 2 года назад

      Hahahaha starting? Some humans? 😋
      My current one is evil and corrupt people. I really don't like them.

    • @strawberrysoulforever8336
      @strawberrysoulforever8336 2 года назад +1

      She's the kind of woman who thinks pox parties are the best thing since the invention of movies.

  • @alissonrobin6651
    @alissonrobin6651 5 лет назад +366

    “I’m sorry” - I’m Canadian

  • @FMHikari
    @FMHikari 5 лет назад +594

    EP: My son is autism and vaccine free
    Kid:*literally dying*

    • @Koozomec
      @Koozomec 5 лет назад +30

      A disease free corpse.

    • @boglenight1551
      @boglenight1551 5 лет назад +12

      Selling Autism, I don’t need it anymore
      Price = free to all unvaccinated children

    • @disparuetderetour5230
      @disparuetderetour5230 5 лет назад +3

      But it is right that your child is literally dying because he doesn't have vaccines, he has a very bad health.

    • @hamartiarobins8268
      @hamartiarobins8268 5 лет назад +6

      ikr like autisms not that bad either in lots of cases me and my sister have it and are normal pretty uch except i made the cult of the traumatised sheep dragon ect. lol

    • @TheOcculticUnicorn
      @TheOcculticUnicorn 5 лет назад +3

      @@hamartiarobins8268 That actually sounds pretty awesome.

  • @frickinundertale9904
    @frickinundertale9904 5 лет назад +441

    EP: my son is sick
    EP 5 seconds later: my boy is *HEALTHY* and vaccine free

    • @HaXD1209
      @HaXD1209 5 лет назад +9

      Viruses inside EK: *SNEAK 100* *ILLUSION 100*

    • @t-seriesenemy1387
      @t-seriesenemy1387 5 лет назад +9

      Speech -100

    • @Spyix348
      @Spyix348 5 лет назад +3

      #Gachalogic

    • @frickinundertale9904
      @frickinundertale9904 5 лет назад +2

      N P ... YESS!!!

    • @frickinundertale9904
      @frickinundertale9904 5 лет назад +1

      Three Peater ok what is this coincidence I hadn’t played plants vs zombies in years until today and I just found you

  • @BuddinGHP
    @BuddinGHP 3 года назад +14

    The person who saved the kid's life is truly a great person.

  • @bige8293
    @bige8293 5 лет назад +228

    R/RUclips censorship
    “Doesn’t even swear, RUclips censors because they love to find loopholes”

    • @plvto1436
      @plvto1436 5 лет назад +3

      Big esj r/foundthemobileuser

    • @bige8293
      @bige8293 5 лет назад +1

      name last name lol.

  • @polar5717
    @polar5717 5 лет назад +307

    Non-Vaccine Mom: "Yeah my kid is vaccine free and healthy!"
    Kid: *Literally coughs up blood and falls to the ground*
    Non-Vaccine Mom: "Yep! He's getting stronger!"

    • @flamangofsdwg1297
      @flamangofsdwg1297 5 лет назад +8

      It wasn’t his final form

    • @yumirizu
      @yumirizu 5 лет назад +6

      Flamango FSDWG his final from is strong but he can barely live to 3 years old so he needs to use it wisely

    • @twistedvtuber9894
      @twistedvtuber9894 5 лет назад +1

      Kid is getting a Zenkai boost

    • @wandaparker7293
      @wandaparker7293 5 лет назад +2

      Bipolar Alienss how much are you betting she is vaccinated

    • @polar5717
      @polar5717 5 лет назад +1

      @@wandaparker7293 5 pennies and 2 toenails how 'bout you?

  • @SmokechedaDaassghetta
    @SmokechedaDaassghetta 5 лет назад +163

    "Let my son make your daughter sick."
    😂😂😂😂 *Wtf*

  • @lisaburnett7993
    @lisaburnett7993 4 года назад +49

    In the first story, the cops are really bad. They didn’t check the security cameras first.

  • @limebeersalt
    @limebeersalt 5 лет назад +634

    Bigger channel: swears nonstop
    RUclips: Sure
    RSlash: doesn't swear and tries his best to stay family friendly
    RUclips: Nah we ain't having that stuff on my fricking site

    • @coolpeeper
      @coolpeeper 5 лет назад +11

      That's because they're big and make RUclips alot of Money

    • @Shrooms-gud4ya
      @Shrooms-gud4ya 5 лет назад +28

      Conclusion: let us make Rslash channel so big RUclips will no longer give a frick :)

    • @ConekQ
      @ConekQ 5 лет назад +3

      yEs BOt nUmBeR #16636

    • @eagle3676
      @eagle3676 5 лет назад +11

      They do that to PewDiePie as well a d he's the biggest RUclipsr. It isn't about money, it's about some sort of weird agenda. Big or small, you're not safe if RUclips decides it doesn't like you

    • @audreyseddon9749
      @audreyseddon9749 5 лет назад +7

      It's not just the content. It's the comments. If the comments are too rude or contain vulgarity, the channel risks being demonetized. It's a ploy by YT to force the channel holders to police their comment section, which for many channels is impossible, so rather than lose their money they have started to disable commenting.

  • @Trew_p
    @Trew_p 4 года назад +339

    Woman: my kids fine he is unvaccinated so he’s fine.
    The kid: hey mommy it’s ok let’s go buy my coffin
    Woman: okay then sweetheart let’s get you a minion one.

  • @herkko1960
    @herkko1960 5 лет назад +207

    "My boy is healthy and not vaccined!"
    *looks at sick kid white skined sneezing and lookin like about to die and in critical health*

    • @ZakanaHachihaCBC
      @ZakanaHachihaCBC 5 лет назад +3

      Mr Norsk-Finn that kid needed to be taken to a Pokémon Centre

    • @ZakanaHachihaCBC
      @ZakanaHachihaCBC 5 лет назад +10

      F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e
      Hey, can you hold that ‘I SUPPORT DEAD CHILDREN’ flag a little higher? I don’t think everyone can see it

    • @herkko1960
      @herkko1960 5 лет назад +4

      @@ZakanaHachihaCBC *l m a o*

    • @tactical_slime4608
      @tactical_slime4608 5 лет назад

      Its a obious troll guys lmao

    • @dannermanner9531
      @dannermanner9531 5 лет назад

      @F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e Um, autism isnt a desease, its actually genectic, also, one question, at what age did you start getting autism symptoms, if it was at age 2, 3 or a little older, because at that age is when they appear, well start to appear, And kids have actually NOT DIED MORE when vaccines, more kids actually LIVED because of them. What is this generation....

  • @shadowryft
    @shadowryft 3 года назад +32

    up here in canada, there is a law that provides safety for you if you save someones life, they cannot press charges for damages caused to themselves, and you also have the right to not help in a situation that could result in injury to yourself.

    • @daltonbrady5565
      @daltonbrady5565 2 года назад

      Really the American system would’ve given them a fine and a restraining order etc…

    • @Helena-me6mp
      @Helena-me6mp 2 года назад

      @@daltonbrady5565 probably jail time for harassment or sexual harassment

    • @fzerowipeoutlover
      @fzerowipeoutlover 2 года назад +1

      @@daltonbrady5565 America also has Good Samaritan laws as well

  • @kuraiwolf9107
    @kuraiwolf9107 5 лет назад +241

    Rslash: *pronounces Arceus right*
    Me: ah, I see you're a man of culture

    • @rkbroussard
      @rkbroussard 5 лет назад +3

      Wolf clan 4ever

    • @Kris-rz1yr
      @Kris-rz1yr 4 года назад +6

      No, it's pronounced Arkoos.

    • @myers5059
      @myers5059 4 года назад +1

      how you people suppose wrong pronunce arceus in english?, his name in spanish it's pretty easy to say

    • @notimportant9082
      @notimportant9082 4 года назад +1

      @@myers5059 the alphabet in Spanish isn't the same as the English alphabet. I mean they're the same letters but have different sounds. For example two Ls in Spanish make a "ya" sound but in English they just make a "la" sound.
      Also some people have trouble using accents which can make it hard to pronounce names or words in other languages. Like I have a tongue tie and a lisp so I can't do accents and while I know Spanish pretty well but I sound silly when I try to speak it to someone who is fluent because I can't get the actual pronunciations down.

    • @myers5059
      @myers5059 4 года назад +1

      @@notimportant9082 i know that the spanish and english alphabet sounds different each other, because i'm argentine (get me the fuck out of this country pls being third world sucks) i just have that doubt of pronounce arceus :p

  • @dimitrispashalis3943
    @dimitrispashalis3943 5 лет назад +713

    Wait she Is entitled and anti vaxx?
    Wait thats illegal!

    • @hefik8689
      @hefik8689 5 лет назад +36

      BuT VaCciNeS KiLl PeOpLe YoU sTupId oR SumThIn??? eArTh iS FlAt

    • @laughingstock6078
      @laughingstock6078 5 лет назад +20

      @@hefik8689 its amazing that i read this with an entitled parent voice with the cirrect pitch and all

    • @nastygumbo8426
      @nastygumbo8426 5 лет назад +1

      Death penalty

    • @shersmk90
      @shersmk90 5 лет назад

      @@laughingstock6078 Same! LOL

    • @Jaydexoxo
      @Jaydexoxo 5 лет назад +5

      r/EntitledAntiVaxxers

  • @blaze-8266
    @blaze-8266 5 лет назад +221

    10:03 "healthy and vaccine free"
    *Looks at boy grasping for life, wheezing for his last breath*

    • @grandmasteryoda3682
      @grandmasteryoda3682 5 лет назад +1

      Blaze - ooooof

    • @blaze-8266
      @blaze-8266 5 лет назад

      @@grandmasteryoda3682 yeah......

    • @blaze-8266
      @blaze-8266 5 лет назад

      Hehe

    • @justrob4139
      @justrob4139 5 лет назад

      -nosayinghecconthechristianminecraftserver-

    • @kyled3165
      @kyled3165 5 лет назад

      Blaze - Boy is growling and groaning “brains, BRAINS, BRAAAINNNNSSS”

  • @LocalUltrakillEnjoyer
    @LocalUltrakillEnjoyer 3 года назад +15

    When that second person (I think) started seeing red was just PURE ADRENALINE AND INSTINCT! This amazing superhuman should be in charge of us all

  • @codenate02
    @codenate02 5 лет назад +581

    EP: You vaccinated your kid? That must be why she gets sick easily, my son is PERFECTLY healthy!
    *EP's child sneezing miserably in the background, is later sent to hospital*
    Huh.

    • @Tomfoxy-hb9jh
      @Tomfoxy-hb9jh 5 лет назад +8

      I WONDER WHY MY SON IS GOING TO DIE... HMMMMMMM

    • @Rin-qj7zt
      @Rin-qj7zt 5 лет назад +12

      *that moment you can't like a comment because you are so immature that you need it to stay at 69 lol*

    • @julianharrison8048
      @julianharrison8048 5 лет назад +6

      Lmao she was probably just proud her kid happened to live past the age of 3 un-vaccinated and assumed it was her "excellent parenting."

    • @WellBeSerious12
      @WellBeSerious12 5 лет назад

      Neat.

    • @codenate02
      @codenate02 5 лет назад +3

      @F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e Wow and here I thought vaccines were introducing weakened strains of diseases to an immune system in order to learn how to fight off the disease. Strange how few vaccinated people are effected by these "brain-killing metals" compared to how many people are vaccinated... Would you mind telling me where I pick up my government check? Or do I also need to tell you you're an ableist dumbass to qualify?

  • @icantth1nkofanam40
    @icantth1nkofanam40 5 лет назад +222

    Scenario 1: Saves kids life
    EM: hOw dArE yOu tRy aNd kIlL mY pReCiOuS sOn
    Scenario 2: Display falls on kid
    EM: hOw dArE yOu lEt mY sOn gEt iNjUrEd u sHoUlD hAvE sAvEd hIm aNd pUlLeD hIm aWaY
    Both scenarios:
    Storyteller: .....

    • @Almath3a
      @Almath3a 5 лет назад +2

      yeah, its one of those situations were inthe eyes of the parent you never do the rigth thing..

    • @JaggedBird
      @JaggedBird 5 лет назад +1

      Wolfy
      Entitled insane people...A situation you cannot win.

  • @gothfennec
    @gothfennec 5 лет назад +134

    "my precious snowflake"
    Yes the kid is exactly like a snowflake
    Worthless at first but becomes a problem when there are too many

  • @calamity2383
    @calamity2383 3 года назад +12

    When Em said she’ll tell the cops that the entitled mother tried to kidnap her I was so proud

  • @srthebox4946
    @srthebox4946 5 лет назад +295

    Alternate version of the first story
    Kid: dies
    EM: I’m suing!

    • @tristanyokom1542
      @tristanyokom1542 5 лет назад +7

      Saving the kid was definitely the best option, both legally and morally

    • @flyboy152
      @flyboy152 4 года назад +6

      @@tristanyokom1542 "Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. " Translation: I would have had no problem with the kid being seriously injured or dying. Your crotch goblin is not my problem.

    • @trinalgalaxy5943
      @trinalgalaxy5943 4 года назад +5

      @@tristanyokom1542 and worst case the employee can fall on Good Samaritan laws. aka, you cannot be fucked if you helped someone who is in peril. the mother would look even more the fool and deserved to get hit by the full force of the law.

    • @jamiedaws4572
      @jamiedaws4572 4 года назад

      What if she said thanks

    • @harbymastopia9635
      @harbymastopia9635 4 года назад +2

      @@flyboy152 That will only work in china since they have law making the savior responsible to the person they saved. In america or other countries, you might be jailed for letting someone die in front of you without helping them.

  • @SchazmenRassir
    @SchazmenRassir 5 лет назад +135

    My son is severely sick? LET'S TOSS HIM OUT IN THE SNOW!

    • @Reginaldteh3rd
      @Reginaldteh3rd 5 лет назад

      Idk how what the mom thinks that she wants her really sick son out in the snow?

    • @teamaki231
      @teamaki231 5 лет назад

      @@Reginaldteh3rd ooooo 2min

    • @illusion86ln
      @illusion86ln 5 лет назад

      EthanF44 status: YOTE 41min ago

  • @Mysterie
    @Mysterie 5 лет назад +201

    Kid: *Steals towel turban from Social worker*
    Social Worker: *STEALS KID FROM PARENTS*

    • @TheOcculticUnicorn
      @TheOcculticUnicorn 5 лет назад +10

      "R/nuclearrevenge" *jumps away from explosions with sunglasses on*

    • @giantkin7161
      @giantkin7161 5 лет назад

      Not all social works have anything to do with Child services. and its more to protect kids.

    • @Yikeowsky
      @Yikeowsky 5 лет назад +1

      The bigest yoink in history

    • @roachlilyy988
      @roachlilyy988 5 лет назад

      r/wooooosh

    • @billnguyen5489
      @billnguyen5489 5 лет назад +1

      She should have done it though.....

  • @cats1375
    @cats1375 3 года назад +12

    I love how the entitled mother at the end was like wait social worker oh no I gotta run that person legally has the ability to take my child away and my child stole from them

  • @npj5532
    @npj5532 5 лет назад +211

    In prison:
    Prisoner: I’m here for murder. You?
    Me: I saved a life.

    • @appleoof4192
      @appleoof4192 5 лет назад +1

      and the parent of the person i saved the life of called the police on me for "assault"

    • @kingzues0757
      @kingzues0757 5 лет назад +1

      Impresive

    • @mattsalvacion811
      @mattsalvacion811 5 лет назад +2

      I got arrested by the fashion police you will get that if your a fan of Vanossgaming

    • @gingertea871
      @gingertea871 5 лет назад

      Prisoner : dafuq?

    • @microondascononda6631
      @microondascononda6631 5 лет назад

      Lol

  • @minhucgamingvnintrovagamin5958
    @minhucgamingvnintrovagamin5958 5 лет назад +201

    Kid:fall over and die
    Ep:hello?police?yeah i would like the ground and the law of physics to be arrested for killing my son

    • @riptide40
      @riptide40 5 лет назад +10

      I like how this is implying that the kid just fell over and immediately died.

    • @somepersonontheinternet-g2i
      @somepersonontheinternet-g2i 5 лет назад +5

      I died it is possible actually, Hitting his head, Splitting his head open, Cutting his neck.

    • @riptide40
      @riptide40 5 лет назад +3

      Spider Spatula I don’t mean like that I mean like the kid just toppled over and rag dolled. He doesn’t have any injuries or anything he just died.

    • @מעין-צ9ג
      @מעין-צ9ג 5 лет назад +1

      @@riptide40 it can happen actually, I heard about a guy a while ago that literally just tripped and fell over but ended up breaking his neck and dying immedietly, he just fell, like for real.

    • @riptide40
      @riptide40 5 лет назад +4

      Maayan Dror Well damn, ok then. I was already anxious enough, now I’m paranoid about walking.

  • @verfytheflames_6217
    @verfytheflames_6217 5 лет назад +156

    It’s a lot of fun to imagine a random grown man in his room recording the voices

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 4 года назад +8

      Ver!fyTheFlames - with a cute little doggy! 🐶

    • @ramzimasannat1170
      @ramzimasannat1170 4 года назад +1

      I'm your 69th like, It better stay that way !!!!

    • @bidoof7478
      @bidoof7478 4 года назад +2

      Imagine if he still lives at home (not saying he does) and his mom walks into his room

    • @innerwlfy4758
      @innerwlfy4758 4 года назад

      Khusdgvuksrvbj!drbvhmsevfaejhvbj!sfnvd!but vsrhmvvjhsevvbjs!fnbsrkubvahkebcarkjvhstlikbn?!??zvkubrsjeyafvajeyfgerikgherkugseyjfgeajyfgsmjdfvhsdmhvajyshtccSHTXcsCjDGCVKDVUB%#)'7vDKUFVKHDVFNHEV!:7*#-&@#=*@#:-*'@#!+*'@3!+*:@3*!+:@3*;+@'3*;@3*'@3!*+'@3%!+'@2=;-"

    • @innerwlfy4758
      @innerwlfy4758 4 года назад

      It means GIVE ME ALL YOUR MOTHER FCKING MONEY!!! I'm my language

  • @Dusti_buns
    @Dusti_buns 4 года назад +23

    Karen: "you saved my child? So what!?!? Hes a strong child!! If you didn't grab him to SAVE him, he would have unleashed his super powers."

  • @egamflow
    @egamflow 5 лет назад +134

    "where are the drinks?" does not EQUAL "can you show me where the drinks are?"
    note how VERY different both questions are?

    • @pawStrap
      @pawStrap 5 лет назад

      egamflow ones more of a demand while the other one is an actual question?

    • @ComfyCherry
      @ComfyCherry 5 лет назад +2

      @@pawStrap it's very clearly a request not a demand, unless your tone implies as much, but even then, if they omitted the "can you" it becomes a demand rather than a request

    • @peopleeatuswearechip6109
      @peopleeatuswearechip6109 5 лет назад +1

      @@pawStrap
      One ask to state where the location is
      And one ask to show where the location is

    • @GnogginGnome
      @GnogginGnome 5 лет назад

      egamflow also note how most of the stories on r/entitledparents are fake

    • @TheBloodswordsman
      @TheBloodswordsman 5 лет назад +1

      Having worked in retail for far too friggin long, I have learned that it is expected that *you*, the clerk/worker must find out the differences. Some customersvwant you to show them where the items are, others have no problem finding the items themselves. At this point, whenever I hear the words:
      "Where are - ?"
      I immediately follow with:
      "Would you like me to show you where they are?"

  • @jamieswisshelm1909
    @jamieswisshelm1909 5 лет назад +195

    tbh if the kid got smashed by the glass the parent would claim the exact same thing

    • @lorarose4513
      @lorarose4513 5 лет назад +24

      Jamie Swisshelm she was told multiple times to control her son. That wouldn’t be their fault. Especially if there was a witness who observed the same thing. She’s a horrible parent and that’s on her.

    • @jamieswisshelm1909
      @jamieswisshelm1909 5 лет назад +10

      Lora Rose i definitely agree, all that i’m saying is that entitled parents are so entitled that either way the situation would’ve gone, the parent would’ve claimed that same thing

  • @Diabhork
    @Diabhork 5 лет назад +164

    Karen: I don't want my precious baby to get hurt
    Inner Karen: Child support is just weighing you down

    • @sl8103
      @sl8103 5 лет назад +1

      Patrick lol

  • @elizabethgoolsby9380
    @elizabethgoolsby9380 3 года назад +13

    So I've noticed more than a few times parents are being held financially responsible for needless destruction caused by their monsters. Keep up the good work. Parents will make them behave if they know they'll pay for damages. Love this trend.

  • @zane2540
    @zane2540 5 лет назад +103

    Me *blinks*
    EP: GIVE MY SON YOUR EYES YOU DONT EVEN NEED IT YOUR SO SELFISH IM CALLING THE POLICE ON YOU FOR NOT USING YOUR EYES PROPERLY

    • @Gezzagamernumber1fan
      @Gezzagamernumber1fan 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @kirklinguinihoodinithecubo8525
      @kirklinguinihoodinithecubo8525 5 лет назад +2

      Me: *breathes*
      EP: gIvE mY sOn YoUr LuNgS!!!! yOu DoN't DeSeRvE tHeM!!!! i Am CaLlInG tHe PoLiCe On YoU fOr BrEaThInG aNd NoT lEtTiNg My SoN hAvE yOuR lUnGs!!!!!!

  • @Brian-if9qo
    @Brian-if9qo 5 лет назад +611

    EP: my boy is healthy and vaccine free!
    (The avengers appears)

    • @thegreensunsetgroup2501
      @thegreensunsetgroup2501 5 лет назад +18

      Thanos snaps that child away.

    • @fartgod9992
      @fartgod9992 5 лет назад +20

      guys this is so cool the avengers are here at my hospital bed my mom is crying she's so happy omg this is so cool

    • @ShoeOVA
      @ShoeOVA 5 лет назад +3

      Yikes from me chief

    • @MrPumpkinDuck
      @MrPumpkinDuck 5 лет назад +6

      Mom: my boy is healthy and vaccine free!
      Boy: is literally dying slowly

    • @antonysolis8590
      @antonysolis8590 5 лет назад +10

      @@MrPumpkinDuck 1919 Flu
      Anti Vax Mom:he's so healthy.
      Child:"catches the flu"
      Mom:he's fine.
      Child:help me please.
      An Hour Later
      Child:"dead on the floor"
      Mom:Nah he's still fine.

  • @nunyabizzness6604
    @nunyabizzness6604 5 лет назад +166

    ALL THE POKÉMON REFRENCES “ursaring” “Thank arceus” “Snow glacion” I LOVE IT

  • @JECeditz
    @JECeditz 4 года назад +16

    “You should let her get sick. It will make her stronger.”
    Me: Dwight? Dwight Shrute??

  • @TheCarolinewalsh
    @TheCarolinewalsh 5 лет назад +247

    Ep: HoW dArE yOu SaVe My ChIlD Im CaLlInG tHe PoLiCe!
    Me: What logic is that?

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF 5 лет назад +2

      Hormone logic, I suppose.

    • @doos6172
      @doos6172 5 лет назад +4

      it's obvious. she's a politician.

    • @WellBeSerious12
      @WellBeSerious12 5 лет назад +1

      @@SiegeTF
      It doesn't matter if someone is claiming their hormones are controlling their mood! They:
      - Attempted to get an extremely-week immune system child into a hospital.
      - Attempted to kidnap a child.
      These things are beyond retarded, that even with an anger tantrum, one should have used their brain for logic.

  • @irationalpom3969
    @irationalpom3969 4 года назад +321

    "Its nice to see not all EP are bad people"
    Ep: *pulls knife on OP*

    • @MrCake-hl6md
      @MrCake-hl6md 4 года назад +7

      I mean my boi OP did a fucking roundhouse on dat switch.

  • @djnesado9822
    @djnesado9822 4 года назад +159

    EM: "Is she vaccinated!?"
    Me: Oh god I know exactly where this is going

    • @lightmare8591
      @lightmare8591 3 года назад

      Anti vaxer, and a karren, and an A****. What a combo.
      Also the part where he started seeing red... Is he the hulk?

  • @r1bit510
    @r1bit510 3 года назад +14

    “My son is healthy!”
    The son: *coughs up blood*

  • @m3gawither7734
    @m3gawither7734 5 лет назад +337

    We got an antivaxer AND an entitled parent
    FINAL BOSS!!!!!

    • @LanNguyen-jj8og
      @LanNguyen-jj8og 5 лет назад +20

      Imagine Karen, married and she vaccinated her kids.
      *Quantum Physics forbids this.*

    • @jgaming-zy5bg
      @jgaming-zy5bg 5 лет назад +3

      Antivax entitled parent

    • @playertamim5002
      @playertamim5002 5 лет назад +3

      When the girl saw red it was her ultimate attack

    • @EfeBeynoktacom
      @EfeBeynoktacom 5 лет назад +2

      @@LanNguyen-jj8og *_QUANTUM PHYSICS WISHES FOR THIS_*

    • @barryscott2694
      @barryscott2694 5 лет назад +2

      How to make a mutant

  • @5am646
    @5am646 5 лет назад +266

    EM: "- That's why the vaccines probably ruined her system!-"
    Me: *gasps* it's an anti-vaxer

    • @ClassicRockJWM
      @ClassicRockJWM 5 лет назад +3

      Fake Ass story.

    • @theredwhiteandbrown3852
      @theredwhiteandbrown3852 5 лет назад +6

      "oh no..." "It's retarded."

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 5 лет назад +3

      SAMusic Don’t worry she started vaccinating after her son got sick for real in critical condition

    • @cousinbob520
      @cousinbob520 5 лет назад +2

      good afternoon. Today we are going to study the very wild and very dangerous, Anti-vaxer.

    • @5am646
      @5am646 5 лет назад +2

      @@cousinbob520 And on your left hand side you see an anti vaxer in their natural habitat, refusing to vaccinate their kids, and if you look over on your right hand side you'll see a mental hospital, where the anti vaxers should be.

  • @chikken7467
    @chikken7467 5 лет назад +428

    OMG poor em if i had 3 wishes i would wish for a stronger immune system for em all the ice pokemong plusihes in the world and for her to have a normal life
    I just realized that em looks like ENTITLED mom

    • @stormcrowlegendary3512
      @stormcrowlegendary3512 5 лет назад +18

      I'd wish her to never get sick again.

    • @GoldenKnife.
      @GoldenKnife. 5 лет назад +19

      I’d wish for her to get the best health there ever was (and all the ice type pokemon plushies too)

    • @nargacuga05
      @nargacuga05 5 лет назад +6

      Like honestly, I would love to help that little girl get Pokémon plushies, no kid should have to deal with that kind of thing, she deserves a win

    • @greyrifterrellik5837
      @greyrifterrellik5837 5 лет назад +10

      Do better than just ice pokemom plushies; full ice-type room makeover

    • @MrMcgill9
      @MrMcgill9 5 лет назад +2

      Insert Illuminati music here.

  • @SoulcatcherLucario
    @SoulcatcherLucario 2 года назад +1

    i genuinely cried when the girl from the pokemon story created glaceon in the snow; that op is an amazing person, thank you for being you

  • @jkbutterfly3142
    @jkbutterfly3142 5 лет назад +320

    "Let my child get your daughter sick!!"
    . . . whut?

    • @joxzsh9553
      @joxzsh9553 4 года назад +5

      Great title

    • @shiwithani4290
      @shiwithani4290 4 года назад +5

      In all fairness... the mother did kind of have a point. Allthough she obviously should not force her sick child to play with other children, especialy those with preexisting deseases, children who play a lot outside and are not hypersterile develope usualy a better imunesystem than others.

    • @shiwithani4290
      @shiwithani4290 4 года назад +4

      @Patrick Higgins Yes I agree. That's why I wrote that she obviously shouldn't force her sick kid to play with others...

    • @memesatyourservice8729
      @memesatyourservice8729 4 года назад +2

      shi with an i yes, but not if they’re sick-

    • @shiwithani4290
      @shiwithani4290 4 года назад +2

      @@memesatyourservice8729 Dude... What is your deal? I don't disagree with you... Never did.

  • @CutiieDeviilX3
    @CutiieDeviilX3 5 лет назад +44

    Imagine being that kid in the future “So a lady saved my life once... I was an idiot climbing and my mum never told me to stop. I ended up nearly crushing myself under a shelf and countless bottles but the lady working saved me... my mother then abused her, nearly got her arrested and almost let her bleed out...”

    • @Azachor
      @Azachor 5 лет назад

      I'm imagining!!!

  • @slasherscrews
    @slasherscrews 4 года назад +192

    I hope that Em is okay during these times...

  • @chrissummach532
    @chrissummach532 3 года назад +14

    Imma quote this and add my own part
    "Kids who get vaccinated are more likely to have cancer because they are more likely to live long enough" -some guy on Reddit
    My own part-
    HOW CAN YOU GET AUTISM IF THE ONLY WAY TO GET IT IS IF YOU ARE BORN WITH IT!!!

  • @CharlesDourdy
    @CharlesDourdy 5 лет назад +267

    Excuse me rSlash, you've been blurring out words in the stories and my son can't read them.
    un-blurr those words or I'm calling the manager!

    • @baileyw894
      @baileyw894 5 лет назад +12

      are you going to freak when your kid is exposed to such horrible language and blame it all on rSlash afterwords? you can't be a true EP if you don't demand something that isn't good for kids then threaten them after the kid sees that

    • @siw9-ci758
      @siw9-ci758 5 лет назад +20

      @@baileyw894 how DARE you say that! you are harassing me and my in-laws! my son is CRYING because of you! apologize NOW!

    • @baileyw894
      @baileyw894 5 лет назад +2

      @@siw9-ci758 . NO! GET ME YOUR MANAGER RIGHT NOW!

    • @parkerl4811
      @parkerl4811 5 лет назад +3

      IM CALLING THE POLICE! But before I do, there are no cameras around here, right?

    • @ryanepps2183
      @ryanepps2183 5 лет назад +4

      I' m c A l L i N g t H e *POLICE*

  • @imanimaldonado1626
    @imanimaldonado1626 5 лет назад +233

    10:00 OHN
    -strangers
    -sick
    -vaccine free
    Sounds like the girl's worst nightmare

    • @tiararuss4431
      @tiararuss4431 5 лет назад +9

      Imani Maldonado I screamed, “OH GOD NO!!” When I saw the EP was an anti-vaxx mom!

    • @breadboi9065
      @breadboi9065 5 лет назад +7

      Anti-vaxx kid ->😀🙌😀

    • @idontknow-ih5hl
      @idontknow-ih5hl 5 лет назад +1

      I just went to the comments when i heard "Anti-Vaccine"

    • @krysc3278
      @krysc3278 5 лет назад

      If a kid like that and a mother like that aproach to me and my nephew, i just grab my nephew and run away of those two.

  • @vz6142
    @vz6142 5 лет назад +358

    Imagine getting arrested because an entitled parent called the police on you because you saved a child's life.

    • @dicklemeelmo8401
      @dicklemeelmo8401 5 лет назад +3

      Trump. Put a wall up to keep her away

    • @ericthemadscientist8357
      @ericthemadscientist8357 5 лет назад +2

      nahhhhhhh life is not that unfair
      most of the time

    • @konradrojo3572
      @konradrojo3572 5 лет назад

      That would happen only in a supremely perfect society

    • @kotaar8535
      @kotaar8535 5 лет назад

      Dum stuff Fun stuff man i was about to say a feminist joke until i realized its 2019 and i’m not aloud to do that on the internet anymore.

    • @DarkHeartTheEmo
      @DarkHeartTheEmo 5 лет назад +2

      @@dicklemeelmo8401 I would pay for that wall. "I'll buy that for a dollar"

  • @astralguardian5930
    @astralguardian5930 3 года назад +2

    7:16 Hearing that love for Glaceon makes me happy. Glaceon is my favorite Eeveelution too.

  • @oliviacraig8943
    @oliviacraig8943 5 лет назад +2277

    This is how many years the entitled parents will get in prison Edit: thank you for all of the likes they’ve got a life sentence now
    👇🏻

  • @walkingmess5636
    @walkingmess5636 5 лет назад +130

    OP: *saves EB's life*
    EM: hOw DaRe YoU!!! yOu MuRdUrEr!!!
    Top 10 Anime Betrayals

  • @adamreitli7225
    @adamreitli7225 5 лет назад +142

    Op:*saves child*
    Em:YOU TRIED TO MURDER MY SON!I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
    *A few minutes and camera footage later*
    Enter *Curb your* music as the mom is getting taken away, and being charged

    • @_aballa_
      @_aballa_ 5 лет назад +3

      *commence EP cop chance with the Benny hill music*

    • @peris_arts_film9699
      @peris_arts_film9699 5 лет назад +1

      Mister Adam take me away

    • @BerryTheBnnuy
      @BerryTheBnnuy 5 лет назад +1

      Mister Adam, the song that Curb Your Enthusiasm uses is called "Frolic" btw. Just a friendly heads up :)

  • @admani7481
    @admani7481 3 года назад +2

    The story with Em in it was just so fricking wholesome (apart from op almost getting stabbed and Em almost getting sick). I love the fact that Em loves Pokémon I understood all of the Pokémon jokes that OP made.