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  • Опубликовано: 17 май 2019
  • r/Entitledparents believe that you should give them everything that you own. And if you refuse? Well, too bad! This entitled mommy is going to stalk you through the grocery store and follow you home because she's going to get what she wants and nothing you can do will stop her. I can't believe the audacity of this woman. What was she planning on doing once she found OP's home address???
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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +3934

    So I'm talking to the merch store people trying to get the store set up
    At this point 99% of the reason why I'm doing a merch store is because I really really want a Yugo plush

    • @aaronkun8447
      @aaronkun8447 5 лет назад +104

      rSlash Make sure there are no musical tote bags because I don't want to be stalked when I get back from Trader Joe's.

    • @kaonashi1390
      @kaonashi1390 5 лет назад +68

      YESS I WANT A PLUSH TOO!!

    • @toxicprincess9717
      @toxicprincess9717 5 лет назад +36

      omg I want a plush to, that would be super cute!!

    • @deepant7036
      @deepant7036 5 лет назад +32

      Can i get it for free?

    • @NotCpecial
      @NotCpecial 5 лет назад +7

      what is yugo plush?

  • @planetmoon1743
    @planetmoon1743 5 лет назад +5083

    “I’m an adult I can have more bread if I want”
    PU deserves all the bread

    • @kid4961
      @kid4961 4 года назад +115

      please the bread-lord!!

    • @paulfuray8557
      @paulfuray8557 4 года назад +80

      PU deserves a gold medal 🥇

    • @tacobanana6538
      @tacobanana6538 4 года назад +24

      Though, it is sad when you ever have to say that

    • @literallymothman4596
      @literallymothman4596 4 года назад +44

      PU’s voice sounds so depressed too, just, “I’m huuungreey and I want more breeead”

    • @r00b27
      @r00b27 4 года назад +14

      PU aint having this non-sense-pig-washing-cow-turd-from-the-80th-century for squat

  • @miabowen4519
    @miabowen4519 4 года назад +2168

    The whole restaurant “crazy aunt” story made me mad, confused, happy, and hungry all at the same time.

    • @sellfone1913
      @sellfone1913 4 года назад +40

      it's not a true story. I'm sorry but even the normal people in that story didn't act right.

    • @emmyblue30
      @emmyblue30 4 года назад +33

      MR.EON_ Shadow Thank you. I was hoping I wasn’t the only person who just didn’t believe it. Especially the part about driving the wrong way on the freeway. 🤦🏻‍♀️ just didn’t sound real at all.

    • @literallymothman4596
      @literallymothman4596 4 года назад +32

      @Emily Mc well at least did you enjoy it? Or for the whole thing where you just like “yeah right” because I enjoyed it but then I was like “yeah nah it’s fake”

    • @emmyblue30
      @emmyblue30 4 года назад +10

      MINUS DE DRAGOoN I mean, it was okay but once I truly felt like it wasn’t real, I just kinda felt like “yeah, whatever”. Rslash does make a great storyteller/story reader though. So that helps even if the story isn’t real. Did you believe and/or enjoy it?

    • @sellfone1913
      @sellfone1913 4 года назад +14

      @@emmyblue30 yea the moment you realize something is fake, you start to get annoyed more and more as the writer keeps on going.

  • @CabooseTheMousse
    @CabooseTheMousse 4 года назад +1032

    “She started forming whole sentences”
    OOOOOHHHHHH BURNED!!!!!

    • @pollux_id2557
      @pollux_id2557 3 года назад +26

      bro the OOOOOHHHHHH BURNED gave me flashbacks to regular show

    • @Drawingodds
      @Drawingodds 3 года назад +1

      That’s funny.

    • @Liam_Hug
      @Liam_Hug 3 года назад +2

      Sounds like my sister

    • @kevinbuenaventura148
      @kevinbuenaventura148 3 года назад +1

      So burned that it made PU not want more bread.

    • @angelogaray8019
      @angelogaray8019 3 года назад

      Bro
      I started talking full sentences when I was 4
      There's nothing wrong with that

  • @iffahnurdian
    @iffahnurdian 4 года назад +949

    Arena: italian restaurant
    Game mode: capture the flag
    End goal: getting the bread
    The good person: op's family and random aunt
    The bad person: the aunt

  • @blank1507
    @blank1507 4 года назад +2255

    Telling your child they have an allergy or medical issue that they don’t is abuse. Change my mind

  • @DeanDraxon8752
    @DeanDraxon8752 4 года назад +2588

    "I always want more bread, but you never let me! Tonight, I get more!"
    get that bread man, you go

    • @infernium579
      @infernium579 4 года назад +80

      AltheA SaturN the bread revolution has been started

    • @threegsgaming6959
      @threegsgaming6959 4 года назад +61

      When I set up my bakery, I will reserve a roomful of bread for him.

    • @neo84401
      @neo84401 4 года назад +19

      Red lobster biscuits for all!!!

    • @mrforknife5456
      @mrforknife5456 4 года назад +27

      GET THAT MAN SOME BREAD

    • @aiden6jksheriffofsouls76
      @aiden6jksheriffofsouls76 4 года назад +14

      Lets get this bread

  • @fantasygurl101
    @fantasygurl101 3 года назад +142

    "She started speaking in complete sentences."
    Nearly spat my drink all over the computer, I started laughing so hard

  • @nexSix66
    @nexSix66 4 года назад +221

    Poor Uncle is like me, “Why? Just tell me why i can’t have more bread!”

    • @smashedham6417
      @smashedham6417 3 года назад +16

      TONIGHT I SHALL HAVE MORE B R E A D

    • @justabasicgemini1302
      @justabasicgemini1302 3 года назад +1

      Ikr

    • @tarble4721
      @tarble4721 3 года назад +6

      I feel bad for the oor unlce for dealing with this Crazy Aunt

    • @evadedenbach1226
      @evadedenbach1226 3 года назад +6

      If were the uncle, I would have divorced CA's ass so fast, she wouldn't have seen it coming!

    • @sheepcushionpringle.
      @sheepcushionpringle. 3 года назад +8

      @@evadedenbach1226 yeah I agree, but seriously if she makes it this difficult for the guy to get bread...she'll definitely make it impossible to see his kid again.

  • @basil8924
    @basil8924 4 года назад +3855

    "has your sister always been this crazy?"
    "no, it started when she was about three"
    "what happened?"
    "she started speaking in complete sentences"

    • @ricky_4479
      @ricky_4479 4 года назад +251

      I laughed so hard at that I started choking and coughing violently
      That's when you know it's some good shit

    • @teepdoesthings
      @teepdoesthings 4 года назад +58

      Makes sense op's mom

    • @gamelearn9768
      @gamelearn9768 4 года назад +39

      Ricky lmao I started laughing when you said that

    • @WilliamAniMation418
      @WilliamAniMation418 4 года назад +26

      strange girl “Ahh..”

    • @teepdoesthings
      @teepdoesthings 4 года назад +14

      @@ricky_4479 true dat

  • @kristianiakkb
    @kristianiakkb 5 лет назад +722

    "You get lost in your own neighbourhood"
    "Not always"
    Really showed him there, CA.

    • @doge8825
      @doge8825 5 лет назад +4

      Dusknoir Noob's Shadow I could have shot myself 30 times on one year.

    • @octo1129
      @octo1129 5 лет назад +1

      I died at this point 🤣

    • @NylaTheWolf
      @NylaTheWolf 4 года назад

      I’m sure that made him feel so much better.

  • @raarasunai4896
    @raarasunai4896 3 года назад +33

    For that last one, and as advice to anyone else reading this, if you suspect someone is following your car, drive to the police station. If they’re fool enough to follow you there, just walk in and report them. They’ll either have to leave and give up their pursuit, or face law enforcement

    • @natehill8069
      @natehill8069 Год назад +5

      If you have access to a military base, go in there. For bonus points, mention to the gate guard that the car behind you has been following you and you suspect they are a terrorist (and you wouldnt be far off, in this case).

  • @ArcanineEspeon
    @ArcanineEspeon 3 года назад +42

    Honestly I was relieved when the stalker lady lost OP quickly. I was 100% expecting her to go all the way to the house.

    • @hardcorenativextreme
      @hardcorenativextreme Год назад +3

      One idea should have been to go to the nearest police station and report her or tell a cop outside of it there a crazy lady following you

  • @lovelyrodriguez2190
    @lovelyrodriguez2190 4 года назад +280

    The poor waiter that got the bread chucked at him, he was brave enough to dive in there with all that crazy happening.

    • @erichanastacio9695
      @erichanastacio9695 Год назад +9

      If I'm the manager, I'll have them get the bread for free.
      The family provides FREE entertainment for the night.

    • @Shuichisaihara5499
      @Shuichisaihara5499 6 месяцев назад

      If I was the waiter I’d be like. “Ok lady. You just earned a permanent ban and a lawsuit”

  • @josephfarr1649
    @josephfarr1649 4 года назад +889

    That first story:
    "Let them eat bread!"
    Also: poor uncle: "Please sir, may I have some more?"
    Crazy aunt: "MORE!?!?"

    • @memberofthebrotherhood133
      @memberofthebrotherhood133 3 года назад +8

      Ah do we have a fellow history buff?

    • @josephfarr1649
      @josephfarr1649 3 года назад +8

      @@memberofthebrotherhood133 Yeppers. Also love some musicals

    • @jw1731
      @jw1731 3 года назад +10

      That's quite the oliver plot twist.
      sorry, I'll show myself out.

    • @Darrylizer1
      @Darrylizer1 2 года назад +3

      Why would anyone stay married to that?

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 2 года назад

      @@memberofthebrotherhood133 Marie Antoinette never said that.

  • @scorpionrutin2530
    @scorpionrutin2530 3 года назад +190

    CA: We drink Pepsi, not Coke.
    Me: *Jokes on you, I drink both*

    • @AJDaniels5298
      @AJDaniels5298 3 года назад +13

      I drink Pepsi out of a Coke glass because I want to watch the world burn.

    • @VodkaMutini413
      @VodkaMutini413 3 года назад +8

      For some reason I read that as "we drink pasta, not coke"

    • @duoblade332
      @duoblade332 3 года назад +4

      Scrubs, I drink dr. Pepper

    • @Voidrune
      @Voidrune 3 года назад +10

      Amateurs, I drink water

    • @adhammohamad3346
      @adhammohamad3346 3 года назад +3

      Simpltons I drink all of them

  • @imaperson7555
    @imaperson7555 3 года назад +50

    The best roast ive ever heard: "She started speaking complete sentences"

  • @bluerie._.3021
    @bluerie._.3021 5 лет назад +448

    “What’s your favorite animal?”
    “Turtle.”
    “Wrong, your favorite animal is the Giraffe.”

    • @crispyrice9442
      @crispyrice9442 5 лет назад +26

      Bluerie ._.
      What do you want to eat?
      Pasta
      No you want Mexican

    • @MasquedMocha
      @MasquedMocha 5 лет назад +21

      "What's your favorite RUclips Channel?"
      "Mr. Beast"
      "WrOnG yOuR fAvOrItE cHaNnEl Is RsLaSh

    • @nalugermanyxd5941
      @nalugermanyxd5941 5 лет назад +7

      This reminds me of the bridge in Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
      "What is your favorite color? Red, no blue! Whaaaa!"

    • @eao3565
      @eao3565 5 лет назад +4

      @@MasquedMocha I was really hoping you'd comment morgz.

    • @smore-monster
      @smore-monster 5 лет назад +3

      Uncle: *wants bread*
      CA: Imma bout to end this man's whole apetite

  • @musicfreax9373
    @musicfreax9373 5 лет назад +3069

    "I'm an adult, I can have more bread if I want" YAS UNCLE YOU TELL HER
    Edit: thanks for the likes guys :)

  • @jaywils1078
    @jaywils1078 4 года назад +151

    This story should be called: crazy woman thinks that people can’t have bread after eating food that she didn’t want them to eat but they did. Yep, that great.

  • @somedragonbastard
    @somedragonbastard 4 года назад +15

    I feel bad for the family of that aunt, it sucks having such controlling toxic people in your life, but also that story is hilarious

  • @capkenway
    @capkenway 5 лет назад +766

    Mother: She started speaking in complete sentences
    Father : Ahhhh...
    That killed me

    • @Kalossupremacy3356
      @Kalossupremacy3356 5 лет назад +15

      Isn’t that how all em’s start getting entitled

    • @jamhamtime1878
      @jamhamtime1878 5 лет назад +6

      I don't get it... care to explain?

    • @RvBCabooseBT
      @RvBCabooseBT 5 лет назад +30

      @@jamhamtime1878 I'm pretty sure she means that as soon as she could speak she was entitled.

    • @JoshRiolu
      @JoshRiolu 5 лет назад +5

      Ah heck I'm usually so good about trying not to laugh out loud, but I died at this too

    • @rob_e_cop7128
      @rob_e_cop7128 5 лет назад +3

      @@jamhamtime1878 context. Was your sis always so entilted?
      Mother: no she wasnt.
      Then when did she got so entilted?
      The rest is in the original comm

  • @veldmuis8181
    @veldmuis8181 4 года назад +320

    "you're a terrible driver"
    "NO IM NOT"
    "you drive at the wong side of the freeway..."
    I absolutely died at this point

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 3 года назад +2

      @Samuel Spencer your comment was a light in the darkness of all the ridiculous bullshit I'm seeing. I saw it just as the stalker lady got stuck behind a line of cars.

    • @erichanastacio9695
      @erichanastacio9695 3 года назад +1

      @Samuel Spencer
      Oh my... We have a ghost writer. LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @strawberrysoulforever8336
      @strawberrysoulforever8336 2 года назад +5

      I think "Everyone else is going the wrong way" is even funnier.

    • @shannonx0xx138
      @shannonx0xx138 Год назад

      And then blame ALL the other cars for driving the wrong way

  • @aynDRAWS
    @aynDRAWS 4 года назад +20

    Damn. That restaurant story really hit home with me. PU was very obviously in an abusive relationship, but he couldn't escape because of his situation/his daughter. People have a tendency not to see male abuse victims as actual victims, just pussies/enablers. It sucks. I'm really proud of him for managing to stand up for himself, and I hope he's in a better situation.

  • @simoneandreassen9052
    @simoneandreassen9052 4 года назад +16

    "she started speaking in complete sentences" best story ever! However I would not have been able to not laugh at crazy aunt 😂😂😂

  • @BigSussyAmogusBalls
    @BigSussyAmogusBalls 5 лет назад +1222

    THE UNCLE DESERVES EVERY PIECE OF BREAD IN THIS WORLD!!
    GET HIM DA BREAD OF JUSTICE!
    Edit: holy sh*t thanks for the likes guys!, if only i make money out of likes, i would have bought so much bread for the poor uncle

    • @Purple1szed
      @Purple1szed 5 лет назад +23

      Gamer Ali6263 hell yea! I’m gonna start giving half my RUclips earnings to my uncle to buy bread!

    • @BigSussyAmogusBalls
      @BigSussyAmogusBalls 5 лет назад +15

      Bacon Plays
      Lol get him french bread!
      NEVA FORGET LA FRENCH BREAD
      AND NEVA FORGET IRAQI BREAD!

    • @lorenzovirgilioiit.7718
      @lorenzovirgilioiit.7718 5 лет назад +7

      Amen

    • @forestgump2211
      @forestgump2211 5 лет назад +6

      Gamer, I know, right?! After what he's had to put up with, get him the freaking bread!

    • @Wendigussy
      @Wendigussy 5 лет назад +4

      especially that sweet Swedish bread used on French toast i think

  • @monkg3i
    @monkg3i 5 лет назад +495

    The aunt in the first story is LITERALLY abusive. She could’ve gotten arrested if it got worse.

    • @Warfoki
      @Warfoki 5 лет назад +23

      Mate, this was 40 years ago, the post started with that. I highly doubt that they are even alive at this point.

    • @jamhamtime1878
      @jamhamtime1878 5 лет назад +118

      She did get arrested... she was the aunt that stole her 22 year old daughter (emily)'s car because "I am your mother, and I own what you own".
      Or I think that was it...

    • @RvBCabooseBT
      @RvBCabooseBT 5 лет назад +10

      @@jamhamtime1878 was that in another rslash video?

    • @negimaaddict742
      @negimaaddict742 5 лет назад +9

      @@RvBCabooseBT yes

    • @NekoYuki
      @NekoYuki 5 лет назад +54

      @@RvBCabooseBT Just confirmed. I looked at the OP. Yup. Same OP. Same entitled aunt. Same bullshit way of thinking. What a long history of entitlement.
      www.reddit.com/user/ACCER1/posts/

  • @ryanmurphy8388
    @ryanmurphy8388 3 года назад +16

    The whole crazy aunt/emily saga on r/entitledparents was a wild ride from start to finish, this being the funniest part of it.

  • @ReginaArtist
    @ReginaArtist 3 года назад +4

    I can imagine this. My mom once passed a bowl of bread to another table, snickering as she watched the table argue once when we went out to eat. I doubt it is the same time as this story, but, it makes me crack up to think it would be.

  • @velvetbluez9823
    @velvetbluez9823 5 лет назад +572

    The whole Crazy Aunt and Poor Uncle sounds like a great set up for a sitcom with them being the neighbors.

    • @NylaTheWolf
      @NylaTheWolf 4 года назад +3

      Right?!

    • @m0nkeychemicals
      @m0nkeychemicals 4 года назад +3

      The BBC made it in the eighties - sort of - "Sorry" is about a loser guy who lives with his parents, his Mother and Father are CA and PU exactly ruclips.net/video/QRZbRHC_Fwo/видео.html

    • @MrRugbyloosehead
      @MrRugbyloosehead 4 года назад +1

      Sounds like a perfect setup for the Rosanne show, but they got rid of her and now it's lame!

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 4 года назад +1

      Reminds me a bit of Keeping Up Appearances.

    • @thefatcowv2.043
      @thefatcowv2.043 4 года назад +1

      @@Evija3000 "iTs PrOnOuNcEd 'BoUqUeT'"

  • @homeschoolhd596
    @homeschoolhd596 4 года назад +94

    CA: “you can’t have sweet tea without sugar”
    No no she’s gotta point

    • @scourgedarkpaw9949
      @scourgedarkpaw9949 3 года назад +12

      Shhh they can't know

    • @spydersoup8447
      @spydersoup8447 3 года назад +7

      She said tea, not sweet tea.

    • @scourgedarkpaw9949
      @scourgedarkpaw9949 3 года назад +2

      @@spydersoup8447 no she said tea no sugar

    • @spydersoup8447
      @spydersoup8447 3 года назад +11

      @@scourgedarkpaw9949 My point still stands. It wasn't sweet tea.

    • @scourgedarkpaw9949
      @scourgedarkpaw9949 3 года назад +1

      @@spydersoup8447 yeah I know lol I don't even live in America so what would I know about sweet tea

  • @Shmitnak
    @Shmitnak 4 года назад +19

    7:38 I love how he just KNOWS when to make an annoying almost crying voice AND manages to constantly switch between voice's

  • @b21r35
    @b21r35 5 лет назад +274

    Aunt: “Give me your keys so I can drive home and leave you here”
    Dad: “No”
    Aunt: “WHAT?!”

  • @helpyourselfimbusy5747
    @helpyourselfimbusy5747 4 года назад +806

    PU standing up for himself... oof, let’s have a moment for his sanity.

    • @nathanjones6638
      @nathanjones6638 4 года назад +23

      I feel like this is a person who just needs to get profoundly shamed to the point of abject social destruction before she understands that you can't talk to people like that. There's all kinds of relationships in this world, but I'd wager she's hideously abusive to a point the family doesn't yet realize. Anyone who is that insistent on controlling others will absolutely do worse. If not now, then in the future. Humiliating her in the restaurant was certainly a good start.

    • @spacegamerm465
      @spacegamerm465 4 года назад +4

      @@nathanjones6638 yea I feel the same

    • @KhaiRSZone.
      @KhaiRSZone. 4 года назад +7

      PU just wanted da b r e a d

    • @shaharzad8492
      @shaharzad8492 4 года назад +1

      i would have gone insane lol

    • @princessannabelle4524
      @princessannabelle4524 4 года назад

      I'd tell the waitor ignore that lady. Bring her sweet tea and every one else a coke lol.

  • @CardinalSn
    @CardinalSn 4 года назад +76

    5:10
    "Flag taken."
    "Flag dropped."
    "Flag taken."
    "Flag dropped."
    "Flag taken."
    "Flag dropped."

    • @buzzyboi1037
      @buzzyboi1037 3 года назад

      Capture the flag in a nutshell

    • @astralguardian5930
      @astralguardian5930 3 года назад +2

      When the flag is dropped in the enemy base and they are camping it.

    • @zachboyd4749
      @zachboyd4749 6 месяцев назад

      I kinda hate that I've played Halo so much that I can literally hear the announcer's voice while reading this...

  • @weathersby7
    @weathersby7 3 года назад +5

    I’m proud of “poor uncle” he stood his ground. I hope he has a better future

  • @pinkrainclouds2190
    @pinkrainclouds2190 5 лет назад +308

    That person with the tennis match analogy at the Italian restaurant could be a writer, I was so engrossed in the story.

    • @infernium579
      @infernium579 4 года назад +4

      LetItRain2019 I see you have leveled your speech craft with this comment.

    • @WillTS2
      @WillTS2 4 года назад +7

      “But alas the bread revolution failed, we tried with all of our might and strength to reclaim the bread that once was ours”......This isnt going anywhere is it

    • @pooppooper9033
      @pooppooper9033 4 года назад +3

      Will TS2 “yet, no matter how much we tried, as the moon is a mere reflection of the sun, so was our power compared to theirs. We feared we would have our delicious carbon snack no more”

    • @quasarfly22
      @quasarfly22 4 года назад +1

      @@pooppooper9033 "but as the moon can block the light of the sun, we finally won. We finally got the gluten we so craved."

    • @pooppooper9033
      @pooppooper9033 4 года назад +2

      【T e a】 “ours are last. We partied and rejoiced. For the sweetest of things gain their energy from the moon’s reflection, rather than the source. And victory was definitely sweet.”

  • @NyscanRohid
    @NyscanRohid 5 лет назад +327

    "CA likes to control everything and everyone."
    As a native Californian, I can attest to this.

    • @divergence_tiffanyramos4337
      @divergence_tiffanyramos4337 4 года назад +11

      LMFAO. As a fellow native Californian I totally, and whole heartedly agree with you!!
      It can be a bitch!! 😉

    • @cory6266
      @cory6266 4 года назад +5

      I'm a 6th generation Californian, I can attest that we're all quite insane.

    • @crescelo5172
      @crescelo5172 4 года назад +2

      Because of conservatives

    • @cory6266
      @cory6266 4 года назад +13

      @Abbey From Wii Sports
      Really? You're serious? California is a shithole of entitled morons, wildfires and homeless people shitting in the street, because of conservatives who have not had real power in the state in decades?

    • @patchmoulton5438
      @patchmoulton5438 4 года назад +4

      @@crescelo5172 Lol dude. Thats a good joke

  • @StomeAura
    @StomeAura 2 года назад +7

    The Aunt must’ve wanted everyone to have the same meal because she might as well have been adjusted to having dinner alone with a room full of mirrors with that amount of narcissism lol

  • @kittylover6932
    @kittylover6932 4 года назад +28

    Istg these waiters probably had the best evening of their WHOLE career lol

  • @o-kay-
    @o-kay- 4 года назад +361

    CA: You Guys Don't Need Anymore Bread
    Rest Of Family: We Require *_B R E D_*

  • @crimsonbehemoth
    @crimsonbehemoth 5 лет назад +295

    props for poor uncle and the amazing character development.

    • @mrvulture8981
      @mrvulture8981 5 лет назад +4

      GoT characters cry i envy

    • @MasquedMocha
      @MasquedMocha 5 лет назад +6

      Top Ten Best Anime Characters Of All Time
      Number 3: Poor Uncle

    • @thomasjones6216
      @thomasjones6216 5 лет назад

      Is there another rslash video on those people? I'm curious

    • @mrvulture8981
      @mrvulture8981 5 лет назад

      @@thomasjones6216 not that i know

    • @jesm5698
      @jesm5698 4 года назад +1

      Thomas Jones there is one, but I forgot what video it is. but what happened is that the em stole Emily’s car(she was 23), and they went to court, and the em’s argument for this was that she was her daughter and that she could do this because “she’s her mother”

  • @DragonGuy24
    @DragonGuy24 4 года назад +13

    “I always want more bread, but you never let me! Tonight, I get more!”
    Cue the boss battle music.

  • @chiensyang
    @chiensyang 4 года назад +45

    Question: why did the Poor Uncle decide to marry the Crazy Aunt, especially if she was like this since 3?

    • @hamsteronacomputer6692
      @hamsteronacomputer6692 4 года назад +37

      CA: You're marrying me.
      PU: No I'm not
      CA: Yes you are!
      PU: No I'm not
      (continues until wedding day)

    • @FrstSpctr88
      @FrstSpctr88 4 года назад +24

      Everything might look great, but then the mask comes off after the wedding.
      Anything is possible.

    • @private6549
      @private6549 3 года назад +1

      Those kinds of people are the kinds of people who deserve to die.

    • @justabasicgemini1302
      @justabasicgemini1302 3 года назад +2

      She might have just gotten too comfortable with poor uncle once married, it might have been too late when he realized how horrible she is.

    • @ZombieSazza
      @ZombieSazza 3 года назад +2

      I reckon she’s like most abusers who hide their true self until marriage, then they go mask off and show what they’re really like, by which point they have you trapped. I think she’s done that

  • @RigginJiggin
    @RigginJiggin 5 лет назад +340

    Rslash: Yugo Speak!
    Yugo: Imma bout to end this mans whole career

    • @mellobii
      @mellobii 5 лет назад +2

      Pretty sure I saw this comment by another person on another video of his, but ok. ._.

    • @gManGabe
      @gManGabe 5 лет назад +1

      @@mellobii It's a meme, so it's everywhere

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 5 лет назад +3

      It's make*, not end, let's be real lol

    • @barredstatue3578
      @barredstatue3578 5 лет назад

      *Bass intensifies*

  • @ellyb4009
    @ellyb4009 5 лет назад +269

    When she said "She started speaking in full sentences", I literally does laughing.

  • @zyadakarra
    @zyadakarra 4 года назад +14

    *man dying from starvation*
    "yOu cAnT hAvE mOrE!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • @enderdude233
    @enderdude233 Год назад +8

    The battle of the flag story still had me puking my guts up laughing a full day after hearing it..

  • @dippyfresh8155
    @dippyfresh8155 5 лет назад +313

    “You drive on the wrong side of the freeway.
    *It’s the other cars going the way* “
    Best logic ever

    • @calllifealert6650
      @calllifealert6650 4 года назад +13

      Ikr when entitled ppl are wrong, the blame it on the other 8 billion people

    • @Imnotsmg4bob
      @Imnotsmg4bob 4 года назад +2

      @@calllifealert6650 Until those 8 million go after them to kill them,relief the world of it's toxic parasites and nobody gives a shit if they are dead because the rest of the world prospers so much better without them.

    • @dampbreadstick
      @dampbreadstick 4 года назад

      I read this right as I got to this same part :) I’m just confused at this point but very pleased with myself

    • @captainlanguste
      @captainlanguste 4 года назад +1

      Dad: You get lost in your own neighborhood!CA: Not Always!

    • @godlymemes2192
      @godlymemes2192 4 года назад

      Lmao,and I’m the 300th comment,Oof usually never happens.

  • @Dononut305
    @Dononut305 4 года назад +469

    Dad: *_"You drive the wrong way on the freeway."_*
    How tf does that happen?

    • @JohnJ469
      @JohnJ469 4 года назад +37

      No idea. But watch some dashcam channels and you'll see it happens way too often.

    • @Stripedbottom
      @Stripedbottom 4 года назад +37

      It's very easy actually, you just enter the freeway at an exit ramp, ignoring all the "Do NOT come here" signage, cars coming your way with horns depressed all the way, etc.

    • @rheam9391
      @rheam9391 4 года назад +6

      Ah of course it happens when all the cars go the wrong way 🤣

    • @nikoarmstrong357
      @nikoarmstrong357 4 года назад +8

      My dad's ex-fiance did something very similar. She turned onto a divided street (with a grass medium separating east and west bound) going the wrong direction and got t-boned by another driver. She though the other side was a parking lot 🙄 that woman was dumber than a brick

    • @ghostpurr9570
      @ghostpurr9570 4 года назад +6

      Actually it was everybody else going the wrong way

  • @quinnw919
    @quinnw919 4 года назад +8

    The Italian restaraunt story is hilarious gold, pretty sure I’m dying of laughter here 😂

  • @tammym8966
    @tammym8966 3 года назад +9

    I keep coming back to hear that Italian restaurant story. It is hilarious 😂😂

  • @flames8208
    @flames8208 5 лет назад +104

    2:17 How the waitress winked at her really made me smile. It was very *sweet* of her and I found what she did so cute. :')

    • @leevi7236
      @leevi7236 5 лет назад +2

      if i am going to be a waiter hell yeah ill do this :)

    • @hollowmonarch9802
      @hollowmonarch9802 5 лет назад +2

      leevis
      You better not be a waiter

  • @potatt3782
    @potatt3782 4 года назад +169

    "You drive the wrong way on the freeway."
    " nO I dOnT tHe oThEr cArs aRe dRiVinG tHe wRoNg wAy"

    • @wisepotato4271
      @wisepotato4271 3 года назад +1

      I would give this two likes if I could

    • @solareclipse7757
      @solareclipse7757 3 года назад

      hey krone why dont i see you in heaven

    • @potatt3782
      @potatt3782 3 года назад

      @@solareclipse7757 cuz i aint fully digested

    • @moonlitskylight5740
      @moonlitskylight5740 3 года назад +1

      My jaw dropped, haha.

    • @damianramos1779
      @damianramos1779 3 года назад

      I love how there is to The Promised Neverland characters here.
      Sister Krone and Conny. I applaud you.

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza 3 года назад +7

    “Has your sister always been this crazy?”
    “No, it started when she was about three”
    “What happened?”
    “She started speaking in complete sentences”
    I’m fucking DYING LMAOOO

  • @panduhlord1285
    @panduhlord1285 4 года назад +1

    The fact that he made PU sound sad and regretted marrying his wife made this so much better.

  • @jinxsspaceemporium6163
    @jinxsspaceemporium6163 4 года назад +197

    "Xanax was unfortunately not on the menu." Why is this something I would think of when being at a restaurant with my friends?

  • @e.d.5766
    @e.d.5766 5 лет назад +314

    Vicar: Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
    CA: I do.
    Vicar: And do you, PU, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
    CA: Yes he does.
    PU: I don't know...
    CA: Yes you do!

  • @carrot6155
    @carrot6155 4 года назад +7

    "I don't like veal."
    "Yes you do!"
    Oh shoot got em

  • @Zangoose5
    @Zangoose5 3 года назад +1

    I swear; the Crazy Aunt Dinner story is my literal favorite of the RSlash series!
    It cracks me up every time!

  • @seven6228
    @seven6228 5 лет назад +700

    This dudes voice acting skills are getting better with each video

    • @trentisnothere
      @trentisnothere 5 лет назад +13

      He also just got a new mic too

    • @trygaming7920
      @trygaming7920 5 лет назад +2

      LOL

    • @Morvont
      @Morvont 5 лет назад

      Yep

    • @deathstroke6969
      @deathstroke6969 5 лет назад +9

      Waiting for a video where he says he got casted for a voice acting gig.

    • @Goose_squad
      @Goose_squad 5 лет назад +3

      I love his voices R/ u should partition for disney or something ud be great man 👌

  • @Chamekitten
    @Chamekitten 5 лет назад +484

    "No it started happening when she was about three.." "What happened at three?" "She started speaking in complete sentences..." I'm dying....send no help...roflmao

  • @orcix_8380
    @orcix_8380 4 года назад +3

    That poor uncle 🥺
    Ifi were him, I’d divorce her on the *spot*

    • @spydersoup8447
      @spydersoup8447 6 месяцев назад

      But then he would never see Emily again, which OP mentioned that he can't leave Crazy Aunt without leaving Emily, and since this is over 40 years ago, a man getting full custody of a child was much difficult for him back then and since Crazy Aunt would actually pay money to get out of jail if she ever lands in it, who knows what kinda trick she would try to do to maintain her custody of Emily during the custody legal battle.

  • @lindsayhildebrand4318
    @lindsayhildebrand4318 3 года назад +1

    The Italian dinner story is, by far, my most favorite story ever.

  • @arcticwolferine3766
    @arcticwolferine3766 4 года назад +365

    "Why can't I have more bread just why"
    "BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!! "

    • @randomhuman3687
      @randomhuman3687 4 года назад +10

      Poor pu

    • @mikadetroid3498
      @mikadetroid3498 3 года назад +10

      Moms in a nutshell

    • @Biscwutitsutos
      @Biscwutitsutos 3 года назад +6

      @Im an avocado who the fuck mentioned anything about wives

    • @alexthegr8estt
      @alexthegr8estt 3 года назад +3

      @@Biscwutitsutos hes saying that the entitled aunt shouldn't act like her husband's mom lol

    • @Biscwutitsutos
      @Biscwutitsutos 3 года назад

      @@alexthegr8estt I know that.

  • @nikolaidavidlitonjua8817
    @nikolaidavidlitonjua8817 5 лет назад +660

    PU: LET'S GET THIS BREAD!
    CA: Y E E T

    • @killwi6915
      @killwi6915 5 лет назад +9

      Totally unrelated but in Florida we have a small chain of fast-food Italian restaurants called Fazoli's and they have fucking amazing bread sticks, they're better then Olive Garden. On top of that they have amazing food and always have amazing service. I would recommend anyone who's visiting Florida to go there.

    • @jacklake8722
      @jacklake8722 5 лет назад +2

      niko what is the PU and CA

    • @kadenroo2421
      @kadenroo2421 5 лет назад +1

      @@killwi6915 we got the same thing here where I love in Texas fazolis breadstick here actually suck man

    • @lokithemortal491
      @lokithemortal491 5 лет назад

      @@killwi6915Fazoli's is also in Texas. I'm not sure about other states, though.

    • @killwi6915
      @killwi6915 5 лет назад

      @@kadenroo2421Derp, Fazoli's breadsticks here are the best. And I wondered if it was a chain that was from another state as I only know of 2 in Florida.

  • @xxravendark9994
    @xxravendark9994 3 года назад +3

    5:18
    The bread guy: *confused screaming*

  • @SuperCleopatrajones
    @SuperCleopatrajones Год назад +1

    "You get lost in your OWN neighborhood...."
    "Not always"😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bige8293
    @bige8293 5 лет назад +272

    Crazy aunt: YOU ORDER WHAT I TELL YOU!
    poor uncle: Yeah... not happening. REVERSE UNO
    CA: wait, what?

  • @zer0is387
    @zer0is387 5 лет назад +633

    Dad: you go the wrong way on the freeway
    CU : the other cars are coming the wrong way
    BRAIN. EXE *HAS MALFUNCTIONED*

    • @thatthonkingbandito2670
      @thatthonkingbandito2670 5 лет назад +19

      Human.exe has stopped working

    • @mikaneous1140
      @mikaneous1140 5 лет назад +4

      You are Driving a Nissan R35 GT-R or Not, Didnt you See her Drive in the Wrong way?

    • @mikaneous1140
      @mikaneous1140 5 лет назад

      Me when I answer that Hard Question

    • @mikaneous1140
      @mikaneous1140 5 лет назад

      Ok, its lexus.

    • @mitrashailendra3817
      @mitrashailendra3817 5 лет назад +5

      Until today, I thought that this only existed as a joke for third graders.

  • @eitrtine3448
    @eitrtine3448 2 года назад

    Omg that aunt is GOLDEN, I'd be so amused if I ever saw someone like that in a restaurant

  • @phantomprincess2541
    @phantomprincess2541 2 года назад +1

    the lady at the next table giving them a bread roll plate secretly was priceless! 😂

  • @meepmweep
    @meepmweep 5 лет назад +150

    The poor guy just wanted more bread
    It brings a tear to ones eye

  • @eda230bbs2
    @eda230bbs2 4 года назад +1354

    Dinner be like: *gamemode has been changed to capture the flag!*

    • @NihilistCoomerLord
      @NihilistCoomerLord 4 года назад +16

      SHION KURAYAMA oof

    • @derpherp9579
      @derpherp9579 4 года назад +13

      Did they see through their eyelids when they shut their eyes or was it not that bad (asking randomly)

    • @derpherp9579
      @derpherp9579 4 года назад +8

      @SHION KURAYAMA well, I hope that they turned out okay. Thanks for* replying

    • @derpherp9579
      @derpherp9579 4 года назад +3

      @SHION KURAYAMA woo

    • @athel86-lukemorphis32
      @athel86-lukemorphis32 4 года назад +6

      *YOU PROBABLY STOLE THAT FLAG, IM CALLING THE POLICE!!!!!*

  • @alexthegr8estt
    @alexthegr8estt 3 года назад +2

    This lady really said "it's MY state," I'm dead

  • @brucewillards37
    @brucewillards37 4 года назад +1

    "The other cars were going the wrong way on the freeway!"
    Well, under that logic, she should of said,
    "I didn't get lost, the Neighboorhood did!"

  • @HanoverJzuma
    @HanoverJzuma 4 года назад +959

    The battle of the flag * Italian anthem plays*

    • @tuluppampam
      @tuluppampam 4 года назад +16

      The Italian anthem sucks (I am Italian so I can say it)
      Also the meaning is even worse

    • @-MinuGoji
      @-MinuGoji 3 года назад +25

      *_spiderman pizza time music intensifies_*

    • @glidingscorpiongaming3827
      @glidingscorpiongaming3827 3 года назад +3

      noice you should make that a meme

    • @stickiedmin6508
      @stickiedmin6508 3 года назад +11

      @@tuluppampam
      National anthems do tend to suck - it's a pretty universal phenomenon.
      It's really rare to find one with a decent tune and / or words.

    • @mahtorta2095
      @mahtorta2095 3 года назад +1

      Golden Wind Theme begins

  • @spacestation2590
    @spacestation2590 5 лет назад +284

    Poor Uncle: *mouth full of bread* I told you I wanted more bread
    Crazy Aunt: B-b-but I sai-
    Poor Uncle: Ha

    • @hairsprayguy84
      @hairsprayguy84 5 лет назад +3

      I thought pu would start Choking LOL!

    • @erieriderschillingcorner1595
      @erieriderschillingcorner1595 5 лет назад +2

      I wanted to make johnny Johnny joke but fuck that.
      You are welcome

    • @melissaconnellyjones2622
      @melissaconnellyjones2622 5 лет назад +1

      @@hairsprayguy84 so did I!

    • @bigman7288
      @bigman7288 5 лет назад +1

      Omg ur profile pic

    • @Josh_the_jester
      @Josh_the_jester 5 лет назад +2

      Remember kids don't bite off more then you can chew, and don't pretend you can swallow it while others are laughing at you.

  • @nexSix66
    @nexSix66 4 года назад +2

    “It started when she was three... she started speaking in full sentences” lmaooo

  • @ericriveraisme2692
    @ericriveraisme2692 3 года назад +3

    OMG, your Poor Uncle voice in this is heartbreakingly accurate and awesome. Great job. I can see this poor balding man attempt to stand up for himself in my mind lol.

  • @odinaviles3777
    @odinaviles3777 5 лет назад +240

    PU: wants bread
    CA: I diagnose u with no bread

    • @Kuriboh1008
      @Kuriboh1008 5 лет назад +7

      PU: too bad, Waluigi time!

    • @GhostWolfC35
      @GhostWolfC35 5 лет назад +7

      More like
      Pu:wants bread
      Ca/karen:I diagnose you with dead

  • @hashbrownselfie7524
    @hashbrownselfie7524 4 года назад +210

    Crazy Aunt: IT’S MY STATE!!!
    Me: Okay GOVERNER, but don’t you have some papers to file!?

    • @Stripedbottom
      @Stripedbottom 4 года назад +11

      Even if she was the governor she would still have absolutely no right to say what individual people must order in a restaurant, whether they can have more bread or not, steal their car etc.

    • @ChaoticTechnician
      @ChaoticTechnician 4 года назад +2

      you should have said ok Govna

    • @spacegamerm465
      @spacegamerm465 4 года назад +1

      Dam bruh u right

  • @ellioyjolly734
    @ellioyjolly734 Год назад +1

    I love the “She started speaking in complete sentences” part

  • @MsBELLE7
    @MsBELLE7 4 года назад +1

    For that last one, I would have had her follow me while I called the cops. Then let them deal with her.

  • @consciousbeing1188
    @consciousbeing1188 4 года назад +86

    The family that tolerated the crazy aunt in the restaurant are entirely too nice... in my family, that sort of egocentric behavior will get you knocked off your chair in front of everyone.

    • @bohbuonocore6383
      @bohbuonocore6383 4 года назад +10

      Literally if it were me I have a big fat mouth that gets me in a lot of drama but like how can you sit there and let someone mistreat someone like dat I dont stan

    • @hanezutchins2786
      @hanezutchins2786 4 года назад +2

      I would have just bought her an alcoholic beverage to get her to shut her mouth

    • @warfare1101
      @warfare1101 4 года назад +1

      Well, its mentioned that they just don't care

    • @zippymk13
      @zippymk13 4 года назад +1

      They should have given popcorn to everyone.

  • @SynoTheKing
    @SynoTheKing 3 года назад +1

    Poor Uncle has to be the best character in the r/Entitledparents universe

  • @SC43_
    @SC43_ 4 года назад +5

    I absolutely love listening to you reading stories of insane people causing drama and having attention gravitating towards them! ^_^

  • @tacocat1457
    @tacocat1457 4 года назад +901

    Top 10 anime battles: the battle for the bread

  • @evabage9012
    @evabage9012 5 лет назад +131

    Dad: has your sister always been this crazy?
    Mom: no, it started when she was three
    Dad: what happened?
    Mom: she started speaking in complete sentences
    😂😂😂😂😂😂This interaction killed me, I wheezed for a while.😂

    • @beccoleman7894
      @beccoleman7894 5 лет назад +7

      Same best line ever

    • @NylaTheWolf
      @NylaTheWolf 4 года назад +1

      The dad’s “ah” made it so much better too. 😂

  • @xavieracosta2586
    @xavieracosta2586 3 года назад +2

    *while crying and talking * PU: I just want some bread, please CA:NO

  • @SaikiKFann
    @SaikiKFann 2 года назад +2

    the first aunt sounds like Kim from the Kardashians skit where she wants everyone to order the orange soda but no one does

  • @juliuskresnik198
    @juliuskresnik198 5 лет назад +450

    8:44 IT'S MY STATE!
    Hitler proclaims the annexation of Northern France and establishment of Vichy France
    (Colorised, 1940)

    • @apollyonnoctis1291
      @apollyonnoctis1291 5 лет назад +6

      That is an insult to people like me on the autism spectrum. I’m not angry, I just feel a bit insulted.

    • @VIperzilla1
      @VIperzilla1 5 лет назад +7

      No comrad its our state
      *Soviet anthem plays

    • @andresmedina2804
      @andresmedina2804 5 лет назад +1

      Yes number 69

    • @alysacaseabeer3943
      @alysacaseabeer3943 5 лет назад +2

      Julius Kresnik I laughed so hard when she yelled that😂

    • @qohaw_2883
      @qohaw_2883 5 лет назад +5

      YOU AREN'T GETTING LASAGNA
      Hitler forbids Mussolini from eating lasagna (change the lasagna to anything)

  • @_teben_6525
    @_teben_6525 5 лет назад +3153

    Poor uncle: TONIGHT IS THE BREAD REVOLUTION
    Edit: why the fork is this my most popular comment

  • @shybiscket
    @shybiscket 2 года назад

    That 2 entitled people asked to eat thing is brilliant.

  • @MissRJP92
    @MissRJP92 7 месяцев назад +1

    In the first story, when it was revealed that CA drives on the wrong side of the freeway, I'm surprised she hasn't been in an accident or stopped by the cops

  • @oliwiermikoajczyk9464
    @oliwiermikoajczyk9464 4 года назад +303

    PU: "I don't like veal"
    The Jedi mindtrick master that the aunt is: "Yes you do!"

    • @mr.purplecrab4681
      @mr.purplecrab4681 4 года назад +2

      Star wars prequel attack of the CA

    • @Jacknffc7980
      @Jacknffc7980 4 года назад +5

      This is not the menu ur looking for

    • @purplesweaterboi4763
      @purplesweaterboi4763 4 года назад

      Mr. Purple ah yes, the man behind the slaughter.

    • @vibrashocker5804
      @vibrashocker5804 4 года назад

      how bout this: If anyone forces someones opinion they get erased from the face of earth

    • @arcturus0379
      @arcturus0379 4 года назад

      The problem is that she's not a Jedi
      Get rekt CA

  • @vintagetoybox9717
    @vintagetoybox9717 5 лет назад +82

    OP should have let EM follow her but instead of driving home, driven to the police station.

    • @simonezeidane1013
      @simonezeidane1013 5 лет назад +7

      Outstanding move

    • @wkdguy1989
      @wkdguy1989 5 лет назад +17

      @@simonezeidane1013 Best not to drive to the police station but rather call the police whilst the person is still following you so the police can catch them in the act and pull them over.

    • @dreadcthulhu5
      @dreadcthulhu5 5 лет назад +1

      @@wkdguy1989 I would have done the first, but that actually sounds like a better plan.

  • @adsrbad9733
    @adsrbad9733 3 года назад

    “ITS THE OTHER CARS DRIVING THE WRONG WAY” LMAOOOO
    Also: “I’ve been doing nothing but levitating bread for 3 days.

  • @MissRJP92
    @MissRJP92 7 месяцев назад

    With the crazy stalker mom, if that was me and my husband, I would have asked her (in a very serious manner, like I was ready to fight). "Are you looking for a problem?"

  • @abby._.2079
    @abby._.2079 4 года назад +210

    “No, it started when she was three”
    “What happened?”
    “She started talking in full sentences”
    Me: *almost chokes on my mint*