r/Prorevenge "Sir, Move Your Car" "MAKE ME!" Funny Reddit Posts

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +3634

    🛑 WAIT! 🛑 Before you watch the video, vote here!
    Who wins in a fight:
    A jerk's truck OR a prorevenge train?
    Find out if you're right in the video

  • @GothicGamer2012
    @GothicGamer2012 5 лет назад +2412

    Idiot: I'm so good at parking!
    Trainguy: Please move your truck, it's in the way.
    Idiot: lol no make me.
    Trainguy: Ok.
    *Train noises intensify*

    • @XarnesGaming
      @XarnesGaming 5 лет назад +107

      Idiot: *sees his truck destroyed*
      Idiot: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @bolikde9389
      @bolikde9389 5 лет назад +55

      The Pro revenge Train has no breaks.

    • @ashleywan2617
      @ashleywan2617 5 лет назад +73

      Blaring Thomas the Tank Engine music intensifies

    • @GothicGamer2012
      @GothicGamer2012 5 лет назад +20

      @@ashleywan2617 I just cried imagining that. 😂

    • @DonPatrono
      @DonPatrono 5 лет назад +42

      *Thomas the Tank Engine theme intensifies*
      CHOO CHOO MUDHAFUCCA

  • @realrenegat3845
    @realrenegat3845 5 лет назад +3507

    Me: move your car
    Guy: no
    *Thomas the tank engine theme intensifies*

    • @milster08
      @milster08 5 лет назад +104

      The real Shady DO DO DO DO, DO DO, DO. DO, DO DO. DO DO DO DO DO, DODODODODODODO...

    • @shyferret9924
      @shyferret9924 5 лет назад +16

      The real Shady i love you

    • @StarGirl-zs4fe
      @StarGirl-zs4fe 5 лет назад +24

      GIVE THIS MAN A TROPHY

    • @squishyturtle4567
      @squishyturtle4567 5 лет назад +4

      @@StarGirl-zs4fe please do

    • @420mralucard
      @420mralucard 5 лет назад +18

      The Fat Conductor laughed.

  • @kt27066
    @kt27066 5 лет назад +1145

    “She didn’t pay for it so it isn’t hers!”
    YOU DIDN’T EITHER LADY!

    • @SuperDrobny
      @SuperDrobny 5 лет назад +17

      Well that story has gypsy written all over it

    • @aaronself2411
      @aaronself2411 5 лет назад +36

      @@SuperDrobny I assume you're from Europe? Not many American's would jump to that (probably correct) conclusion.

    • @katscagurangan585
      @katscagurangan585 5 лет назад +33

      If she said that to me, i probably would’ve said “so, you’re saying that anything that your parents bought you in your childhood wasn’t yours”

    • @SuperDrobny
      @SuperDrobny 5 лет назад +6

      @@aaronself2411 You are correct sir :)

    • @aaronself2411
      @aaronself2411 5 лет назад +5

      @@SuperDrobny ah ha! I'm the smart American

  • @jennifer__e
    @jennifer__e 5 лет назад +66

    i admire that girl that got out of her abusive household. i can’t imagine having parents like that, it sounds like hell. and op’s family was so welcoming of her as well. so heartwarming :’)

  • @NotSoCrafty713
    @NotSoCrafty713 5 лет назад +91

    Wow, that last story was really, really relatable. I was in the exact same situation. My brother also has a girlfriend (now fiance) who has parents just like that. They even took their kid's money that they worked for if they had a job. For drugs and such, she told me. She even moved in with us after her parents kicked her out because she hid a gold necklace she got for her 18th birthday from her aunt in our safe. She knew her dad would come looking for it and try to sell if for money. Sure enough, one day she came home from school and her dad cornered her asking where the heck it was. He had gone through her room looking for it to pawn. She told him she put it in our safe because she knew he would try to steal it, and he was livid. he kicked her out, and even threw things at her. She came to live with us until she left for college on a scholarship. At first it was really hard for her, years and years of mental abuse like that really took it's toll on her. She would never ever ask for anything, and she felt horrible just eating dinner with us. She always felt like she was this huge problem to us. Eventually things started looking up for her and she has gotten more confident and sure of herself. We always told her she was a part of our family and now she believes it too. She still has a long way to go, and her parents still call sometimes and try to guilt trip her into giving them money, (She has a stable job on her campus, and is looking great financially) but she is the happiest she's ever been. I'm so happy my family was able to get her out of that toxic house, and I do hope that someday her parents become worthy of calling themselves mom and dad. I wish the best upon her other 6 siblings. Yeah, her parents are also choosingbeggers. But anyway, everything is great now, it was about two years ago now. And I'm even one of her bridesmaids. It's great.

  • @marashah.ibrahim
    @marashah.ibrahim 5 лет назад +1120

    R slash: says "hell"
    RUclips : Demonetise that B*tc#

    • @FlamieDoc
      @FlamieDoc 5 лет назад +6

      @@Logun2549 don't say that

    • @ezroid7791
      @ezroid7791 5 лет назад +16

      @@Logun2549 *gasp* OOOOOOOOOOOOOO you said a bad word in tewlling

    • @markusgrant6893
      @markusgrant6893 5 лет назад +11

      Bitch is a female dog

    • @lolphie8493
      @lolphie8493 5 лет назад +24

      @@markusgrant6893 rslash is a female dog confirmed?

    • @lex610
      @lex610 5 лет назад +2

      @@lolphie8493 now all the comments make no sense couse I changed the comment

  • @supersanscraftcommentediti5337
    @supersanscraftcommentediti5337 5 лет назад +1023

    Truck Driver: I won’t move my truck
    Train Driver: *(Thomas The Tank Engine theme intensifies) CHOO-CHOO, MOTHERTRUCKER!*

  • @lucarudloff687
    @lucarudloff687 5 лет назад +879

    I'm german and i actually LOVE how you pronounced these words😂

    • @eliasernst8710
      @eliasernst8710 5 лет назад +55

      Ich auch (me too)

    • @SpaceFH
      @SpaceFH 5 лет назад +45

      I m polish guy learning german language and watching only english videos

    • @xenowarsgames3806
      @xenowarsgames3806 5 лет назад +45

      He did butcher them, but it is silly.

    • @kellypickle1798
      @kellypickle1798 5 лет назад +50

      I'm not from Germany, but I'm in my fourth year of taking the language and I'm dying at the way the words were butchered 😂

    • @nuttoe
      @nuttoe 4 года назад +21

      Exactly what im saying😂
      Ich bin auch deutsch!

  • @toon4419
    @toon4419 5 лет назад +628

    "Can you move your car?"
    "I don't know,caaaaaannnn I?"
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    "Yes you can,just wanted your permission."

    • @Roamingfirebat
      @Roamingfirebat 5 лет назад +1

      Taco Pancake XD.

    • @comajuice
      @comajuice 5 лет назад +5

      Ngl dude that makes no sense
      He said you, not I

    • @toon4419
      @toon4419 5 лет назад +2

      @@comajuice Hecccc-I forgot!Fixing it!Sorry!

    • @lt.pizzabox6712
      @lt.pizzabox6712 5 лет назад +1

      @@comajuice right on

    • @comajuice
      @comajuice 5 лет назад +1

      @@toon4419 lmao it had me confused at first

  • @CommanderBroShep
    @CommanderBroShep 5 лет назад +439

    Who would win?
    A 4 wheeled vehicle capable of driving any terrain?
    One choo-choo boi?

    • @Roamingfirebat
      @Roamingfirebat 5 лет назад +12

      A-New-Recipeh truck < train < a train built to destroy cars that belong to idiots < creative revenge.

    • @b.b.holmes8255
      @b.b.holmes8255 5 лет назад +4

      Choo-choo boi

    • @hunterb6498
      @hunterb6498 5 лет назад

      C H O O C H O O

    • @tygerion4404
      @tygerion4404 5 лет назад +4

      "any terrain", eh? Let's see if the entitled jerk's truck can drive on water. 😈

    • @connor8181
      @connor8181 5 лет назад

      A-New-Recipeh one choo-Choo boi

  • @nielssie6697
    @nielssie6697 5 лет назад +829

    I WANT MY GRASS ORANGE
    no problem do you have a lighter?

    • @SpaceFH
      @SpaceFH 5 лет назад +34

      ...but if you fire grass it orange for like 1 hour then it change to black...

    • @trent800
      @trent800 5 лет назад +24

      Donald trump grass

    • @lingoat.
      @lingoat. 5 лет назад +6

      Trent 🤦‍♂️

    • @JHNielson4851
      @JHNielson4851 5 лет назад +6

      Sounds like a job for Round-Up!

    • @deeznuts7054
      @deeznuts7054 5 лет назад +9

      (Pours gas onto lawn and gets a lighter and lights the gas) me: is that better? You you little crap? Now give me my money.

  • @MichaelOrtega
    @MichaelOrtega 5 лет назад +2696

    Yes I’m first and just like many, I have become addicted to rSlash

  • @dorkfish1275
    @dorkfish1275 5 лет назад +290

    That's how every entitled person story should end:
    "and then the train hit them"

    • @misternoodle7870
      @misternoodle7870 4 года назад +4

      agreed

    • @henryrodgers7386
      @henryrodgers7386 4 года назад +8

      Mister Noodle and the Dorkfish, together, at last...
      There's also an Entitled Person line in an old country song I heard once:
      " AAAAANNND I hit him with a brick! "

  • @katyabrooks293
    @katyabrooks293 5 лет назад +773

    “Don’t bring a truck to a train fight.”
    -Katya (Me)

  • @LilBowPink
    @LilBowPink 4 года назад +37

    I would have come back and painted her lawn “orange-ish” and said, okay it’s just like you wanted! It took me another 2 hours though so...

  • @tripper2004
    @tripper2004 5 лет назад +103

    train driver: move your car
    guy: no
    *Thomas had never seen such bs before*

  • @memeliciousletmemesbrighte4150
    @memeliciousletmemesbrighte4150 5 лет назад +66

    As a german...its cute to her you say "Wohnungsgeld". I am not sure but I think you get child support money until you are 24 here in Germany.

    • @helloweener2007
      @helloweener2007 4 года назад +11

      @RUclips Algorithm
      No. You get it until you turn 18.
      You can get it over 18 if you are a student in a university, an apprentince, doing a FSJ or JÖJ. The maximum age is when you turn 25. But you can get it longer when the time is interrupted by service for the country. So I did military service for 10 months and I got the 10 months on top when I was a student.

    • @seanthiar
      @seanthiar 3 года назад +2

      No, you get it until you finished your first job training, but max until you get 26yo. But when you get 18yo just must provide the government with your bank account because it is unlawful to pay it to your guardian after that day. If you go to school and study you get it until you get the degree or get 26yo. If you train for a job (apprentice, vocational training etc.) you get it until you get your journeymans certificate, but if you study without pause after that in the same area state child support continues. For example have an apprenticeship as a toolmaker and after that study to be a mechanical engineer. Or train as a nurse and study to be a medical doctor. A pause is allowed if it's required because of the date semester starts or something like that and you can work in that time without loosing the child support. Same rules are for child support after a divorce. If you work longer than a year without training for a job and earn your own money you loose every right to child support. Same when your pause is longer than a year.

    • @xoticplayz242
      @xoticplayz242 3 года назад

      I'm moving to Germany

  • @MaxSnowDude
    @MaxSnowDude 5 лет назад +260

    It’s “voe’nungs’geld”
    Literally translated: living space (house) money

    • @MikeMiau
      @MikeMiau 5 лет назад +35

      Ich habe schon überlegt wie man das in Lautsprache schreiben kann xD

    • @sophieceleste4771
      @sophieceleste4771 5 лет назад +25

      Oh jetzt kann ich meinen Kommentar wieder löschen, deiner ist besser und verständlicher.
      Aber es klang bei ihm doch wirklich als wolle er was beim Chinesen bestellen xD

    • @ixam7190
      @ixam7190 5 лет назад +7

      Haha wie er es ausgesprochen hatte xD

    • @MaxSnowDude
      @MaxSnowDude 5 лет назад +5

      Ja hier in America gebt es kein Wohnungsgeld😢

    • @sophieceleste4771
      @sophieceleste4771 5 лет назад +1

      @@MaxSnowDude ach man :

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim 5 лет назад +49

    "I want my lawn to have fall colors!" "I'll get back to you in September."

  • @rebelhawk4206
    @rebelhawk4206 5 лет назад +26

    The story about the job:
    I worked for a resturant as a bus boy, waiter and dish washer. I had only worked there for maybe 2 weeks and I was told by a friend to completely ignore the kid that was sitting at table 1. I asked why and he told me that the kid was the managers son an he get to do whatever he wants when he's there except for when the owner stops by then he acts like an angel. The entire week while the kid was there I was doing the dishes. Well during that week I would take my break sitting in my truck to listen to the radio an smoke my cigar. The kid comes outside and walks towards my truck looking like he was gonna sit in my truck. I watched as he reached for the door handle so I locked it. He yells at me like I'm preventing him from getting into his own car. I told the kid: 1 I don't like you and 2 I don't know you so you can't just get into my truck. He walked away an soon my break was over so I went back to work. I didn't have any other issues with the kid for the rest of the day till that next morning. He came into work with makeup on his eyes making it look like he had to black eyes and tried to say I punched him before work and that he wanted me to be fired. I told his mom and dad that if I supposedly punched him for them to call the police. Which they did call the cops an when they got there I told the officer that I didn't touch the kid and that they need to wipe the makeup off the kids face because it looks like crap. He asked if it was makeup an he said no it isn't. The officer walked up to the kid and could smell the makeup coming from his face. Now with all of this going on none of us knew that the owner was in the office watching and listening to the hole thing. The manager told the officers that it wasn't makeup claiming that I slugged her son for no reason. The cop walked into the kitchen and grabbed a brand new rag, got it wet and walked up to the kid to wipe the makeup off and the kid started to back away from the cop trying to protect his ruse. Well the cop reached out an grabbed the kid an wiped his left eye and sure enough it was makeup. The cop said that he was going to charge the mom, dad an kid for making fraudulent claims wasting tax payer money. By this time owner walks out scaring me because he walked out from behind me and told the cop that he could add Tresspassing aswell. He fired the mother right there on the spot and banned them from returning.

    • @woofplays
      @woofplays 3 года назад

      You should post that on reddit if you haven't already. r/pettyrevenge maybe?

    • @SomethingBoutEclipse
      @SomethingBoutEclipse 3 года назад +2

      @@woofplays, that was not revenge...
      That was karma! Ain’t karma a b-word?

    • @twiceshy9773
      @twiceshy9773 2 года назад +1

      lol the kid pulled an Amber Turd!! cos makeup also cures swelling doncha know😂😂😂

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne 5 лет назад +158

    "I worked 80 hours a week!"
    Me, a German: "Wait that's illegal!"
    Also I can tell you it's pronouned "vohnung". It means something like "flat" or "apartment".

    • @alicedubois1348
      @alicedubois1348 5 лет назад +9

      It is illegal in Canada too. I am seriously wondering where this woman was from.

    • @LizLuvsCupcakes
      @LizLuvsCupcakes 5 лет назад +21

      Probably America, if I know anything about anything.

    • @memori02
      @memori02 5 лет назад +21

      @@LizLuvsCupcakes Yeah, it's America, it's not illegal there

    • @LizLuvsCupcakes
      @LizLuvsCupcakes 5 лет назад +27

      Paradox The Pro "America: even if we don't work you to death, we're sure gonna try!"

    • @T-Girl
      @T-Girl 5 лет назад

      take the oh as oo

  • @rsfeint4048
    @rsfeint4048 5 лет назад +33

    Usually child Support is given till the completion of the 18th year. BUT if you're in education/college/university or studying it can go up to the completion of the 25th year if you dont have part/fulltime job.
    Thank you for your content. Much love from Germany xx

  • @bimlauyomashitobi421
    @bimlauyomashitobi421 3 года назад +12

    Ep: “I’m not going to pay you for my lawncare, you messed up!!!”
    Op: **buys ten pound bag of salt and salts her lawn**

  • @Niskiss
    @Niskiss 5 лет назад +169

    Should've been the title:
    "I DON'T WANT GREEN GRASS"

    • @tinyme2139
      @tinyme2139 4 года назад +1

      Well, the grass is always greener at the opposite site of the road !

    • @SH-qs7ee
      @SH-qs7ee 3 года назад

      If it was me, I'd just put all the weeds back into the garden, then charge triple, up front.

  • @Black_Briar_Rose
    @Black_Briar_Rose 5 лет назад +400

    Wohngeld [Von-geld]
    Wohnungsgeld [Von-uhngs-geld]
    Not german, just taking classes.

    • @holtzibaka7783
      @holtzibaka7783 5 лет назад +20

      Thats pretty accurate :D

    • @youssefayad6411
      @youssefayad6411 5 лет назад +4

      yeah im taking classes too and im happy i got it right :D
      Thanks for assuring me that im right , Cheers

    • @Too-Lazy-For-Good-Name
      @Too-Lazy-For-Good-Name 5 лет назад +13

      Das ist gut, ja.

    • @christinam.8032
      @christinam.8032 5 лет назад +3

      I'm German but don't speak it that well..... whoops

    • @ccitizenn
      @ccitizenn 5 лет назад +4

      Spreche sie deutsch?

  • @KuDastardly
    @KuDastardly 5 лет назад +94

    She got _"Harry Pottered"_ when she was a lil girl.

    • @fadisuleiman7197
      @fadisuleiman7197 5 лет назад +3

      Did she become a wizard tho?

    • @KuDastardly
      @KuDastardly 5 лет назад +3

      @@fadisuleiman7197 Good question, bro. 🤔

    • @malaksalemm
      @malaksalemm 4 года назад

      Taunting Pigeon *petunia evans*

  • @W3lle
    @W3lle 5 лет назад +152

    I live in a suburban area, and we don’t have a lawn competition, but if we did I know exactly who would win. I live next to a retired gay couple who use all their time working on their yard.
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes!

    • @Nick_____________
      @Nick_____________ 5 лет назад +11

      Max Fields that’s pretty fucking gay

    • @jinxgirl5
      @jinxgirl5 5 лет назад +12

      Never underestimate the lawn of a retired couple

    • @GetDougDimmadomed
      @GetDougDimmadomed 5 лет назад +10

      @@jinxgirl5 I have a Better Homes & Gardens house across the street from me. The retired couple must spend 50 hours a week n their yard. It's beautiful, and I love it but I also hate it because it makes my yard look like crap and I don't have time to work on mine lmao

    • @Th3Bishop3
      @Th3Bishop3 5 лет назад +7

      Same, my neighbours would win by a landslide, I live in a Aussie brush/forest area, but my neighbours literally have their yard turned into a fucking jungle, no joke it took the woman's parents and then to make it possible, the woman's parents started at 30, when she was born, and the neighbours are now 60, nearly a century of work turned 10 acres of semi arid Aussie forest to the masterpiece they have, ponds surrounding by giant canopy trees, actually their house and the open partially open space behind their house is all that it not in any shade, the other 80 percent is completely covered and 20 it lightly covered with rather big patches beaming through the treetop.

    • @Cam275YT
      @Cam275YT 5 лет назад +1

      @@109zarkov Gottem

  • @adoggo4955
    @adoggo4955 5 лет назад +263

    My dad Always said:
    If its bigger than you, its dummer than you. Let it pass, truck, train, cyclists, cars etc.

    • @barkeeperandnotyourpsychol6389
      @barkeeperandnotyourpsychol6389 5 лет назад +29

      Yup, das a rider of a beautiful motorcycle I agree. That's one of the lessons you get first. Combined with "expect everybody wants to kill you"

    • @CblaGaming
      @CblaGaming 5 лет назад +6

      im his dad i told him this in 1742

    • @CblaGaming
      @CblaGaming 5 лет назад +6

      DenChrisi im not funny

    • @adoggo4955
      @adoggo4955 5 лет назад +1

      @@CblaGaming m8..... im 14

    • @CblaGaming
      @CblaGaming 5 лет назад +4

      no you born on leap day in 1742 and now your 14 dont be lyinng online, son.

  • @WeDwellinaFiefdom
    @WeDwellinaFiefdom 5 лет назад +47

    All you had to do was park away from the train, CJ!

  • @RITD_Vortex
    @RITD_Vortex 5 лет назад +91

    *rSlash says something like hell*
    RUclips Demonization Person: „I'm About to End This Man's Whole Career!“

  • @MK-13337
    @MK-13337 5 лет назад +45

    I would have went to the hardware store and bought some bright orange paint, a paint sprayer and just painted the lawn orange and then asked for material costs as well

    • @Roamingfirebat
      @Roamingfirebat 5 лет назад

      Matti Kauppinen I would have put together a flamethrower..... you know what go’s through my head now.

    • @maxxiang8746
      @maxxiang8746 5 лет назад +1

      a "rainbow herbicide"
      Only con is that its highly toxic

    • @AnarchistMetalhead
      @AnarchistMetalhead 5 лет назад

      just salt the lawn

  • @rechtech6973
    @rechtech6973 5 лет назад +14

    Darn, I really thought that the bartender would win the fight between the train and truck

  • @TigerKirby215
    @TigerKirby215 5 лет назад +7

    I'm really sorry for the girl in the last story and am happy that she found a supportive boyfriend and a family that accepts her as one of their own. That was definetly a family that needed some just deserts in their life. Why would you give birth to someone and not want to give them everything you didn't recieve when you were a kid? Seriously some awful people who shouldn't have had children.

  • @Markee
    @Markee 5 лет назад +17

    How the Frick do EM's survive getting smacked up by trains like that???

  • @soviettoaster_9323
    @soviettoaster_9323 5 лет назад +34

    Entitled person AND pro revenge?
    IN THE SAME VIDEO?
    Christmas came early.

  • @DreamieMomo
    @DreamieMomo 5 лет назад +8

    For the last story, I'm really happy the girl got out of that situation and that her nasty parents are forced to pay her the money they owe, but I'm also concerned about her brother. He's unfortunately still in that situation so I hope he can get out and get a better life as well. :/

  • @ALPHACIPHER
    @ALPHACIPHER 5 лет назад +48

    Train driver: Bro, move the truck
    Truck Fool: Nein!
    Train driver: Ok.
    *EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES. DANK EXPRESS STARTS DRIFTING.*

  • @omarabdelkadereldarir7458
    @omarabdelkadereldarir7458 5 лет назад +89

    Wohngeld is pronounced 'voangeld' and
    Wohnungsgeld is pronounced 'voanoongzgeld'

  • @thatguyyousawatwalmart3846
    @thatguyyousawatwalmart3846 5 лет назад +75

    Train guy: move your car
    Idiot: Lol Make me 🤣
    Train guy: Okay
    Thomas the tank engine theme intensifies
    YOU DARE APPOSE ME MORTAL

  • @elijuh5679
    @elijuh5679 5 лет назад +182

    For you to pronounce:
    Wohngeld = [ˈvoːnɡɛlt]
    Wohnungsgeld = von-unx-geld
    I'm German ;)

    • @AliceWCandy
      @AliceWCandy 5 лет назад +2

      Ein Gleichgesinnter :D

    • @calamity2383
      @calamity2383 5 лет назад +3

      I’m half German on my mother’s side~

    • @TheBlueEaglee
      @TheBlueEaglee 5 лет назад +6

      I can't speak German, but since I'm Dutch I can pronounce most words correctly👌🏽

    • @TheBlueEaglee
      @TheBlueEaglee 5 лет назад

      @@Nikita_Akashya Ik ben Nederlands, ik leef in de suburbs van Den Haag. Hoe is het in een kindertehuis? Mijn vader heeft ook een laptop gehaald lol. Ik hoef mijn laptop niet te upgraden omdat ik een playstation heb gehaald door mijn baan. :D

    • @Nikita_Akashya
      @Nikita_Akashya 5 лет назад

      @@TheBlueEaglee I don't understand shit.

  • @jthreefingers8445
    @jthreefingers8445 4 года назад +2

    I got to say, when I listen to these, you pick the ones were the closure is so satisfying. The new channels pick stories that are just alright. Keep going bud.

  • @itachiswill5263
    @itachiswill5263 5 лет назад +18

    "Isn't orange grass dead grass?"
    Yes. Yes it is.

  • @yuffiefan7637
    @yuffiefan7637 5 лет назад +8

    German Viewer here, an OMG your pronunciation of Wohnungsgeld was soooo cute XD Love your Videos!

  • @CATel_
    @CATel_ 2 года назад +2

    I have seen (and heard) many reddit reading channels, and you're my favourite by far!
    Your voice is just perfect for this!

  • @bladewolfvii6383
    @bladewolfvii6383 5 лет назад +51

    Don't worry about the butchering of german words. In my entire life I've so far only met one person from english background who hasn't butchered any of our weird words xD

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 5 лет назад

      You didn't have to say "our weird words", I'm sure everyone would be able to tell you're German through your name alone XD
      Take this with a grain of salt ofc

    • @bladewolfvii6383
      @bladewolfvii6383 5 лет назад

      @@xryeau_1760I don't quite get the link between germany and my name ^^

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 5 лет назад +1

      @@bladewolfvii6383 The way I see it: You being German and having the name "BladeWolf VII" is like a Canadian having the name "MooseLeaf 14".

    • @bladewolfvii6383
      @bladewolfvii6383 5 лет назад +3

      @@xryeau_1760 that's odd, but I respect it. honestly though the VII is only related to me being a huge fan of the seventh Final Fantasy title xD

  • @sapprine4534
    @sapprine4534 5 лет назад +42

    "*tHe GRasS iS ThE wROng CoLOr*"

    • @gamesquid427
      @gamesquid427 4 года назад +2

      Spelled two different ways mate

    • @Mcha_1
      @Mcha_1 4 года назад

      Honestly, I don't know which colour and color is supposed to be used in sentences

    • @qazxsw21000
      @qazxsw21000 4 года назад +1

      Matthew Cha colour is the British spelling. Literally the only difference. It’s like gray/grey, except idk which one is the American spelling lmao. I use whichever one pops in my head first

    • @xdoorx
      @xdoorx 4 года назад

      tHe gRaSs sHoULd bE pUrPLe

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 3 года назад

      @@qazxsw21000 Gray is the American one, even tho grey is how most people say it.. Even as an American, American English (No idea if there's a name for that) is _weird_

  • @cking4869
    @cking4869 5 лет назад +13

    If someone says “Make me” and the response is “lol, ok” it’s time to back off

  • @majre9216
    @majre9216 5 лет назад +94

    Me: *comes home from school*
    RUclips: *r/Prorevenge...*
    Me: *clicks so fast my mouse broke*

    • @darer13
      @darer13 5 лет назад +2

      now demand that rshalsh compensates you for ur broken mouse because its his fault!

    • @MelodiesFromTheStars
      @MelodiesFromTheStars 5 лет назад

      Nicholas Rodriguez k

    • @spyperneer7399
      @spyperneer7399 5 лет назад

      @@MelodiesFromTheStars no

    • @RikThunder33
      @RikThunder33 5 лет назад

      @@MelodiesFromTheStars
      Help me
      To clean up RUclips
      If you see a bad bad comment
      Make a screenshot of it
      And head it my way
      Over twitter or my Facebook fan page ~
      - Jack

  • @NoelleSaysHey
    @NoelleSaysHey 4 года назад +24

    "In a battle of truck versus train the train will always win"
    *Glances over at cybertruck*

    • @khairanwar4246
      @khairanwar4246 4 года назад +1

      but train vs hancook...hancook win by default

    • @tisntmerealname8824
      @tisntmerealname8824 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/aRSMQ2hRzs4/видео.html Train is way overkill, Tesla is trash

    • @realulli
      @realulli 4 года назад +1

      Nope, sorry.
      To win against a train, you need to bring a large ship. Anything else will be a draw at best.

    • @camdenprime5430
      @camdenprime5430 3 года назад

      What about a tank against a train, that would be interesting.

    • @camdenprime5430
      @camdenprime5430 3 года назад

      And by tank, I mean a military grade amour tank.

  • @technicallydifficulties7094
    @technicallydifficulties7094 5 лет назад +74

    "I want my lawn orange!"
    "Got a lighter?"

    • @lexalford358
      @lexalford358 5 лет назад +4

      Insert Name I would probably go see if they had any cheap paint. Of course it would kill the grass but it would be a holiday color.

    • @crimsontsunami9165
      @crimsontsunami9165 4 года назад +3

      Technically Difficulties This made me laugh way harder than it probably should have.

    • @seanthiar
      @seanthiar 3 года назад

      then it's black.... Need roundup or something like that

  • @Kinghakaka
    @Kinghakaka 5 лет назад +121

    You are getting close to 1m subs keep it up!

    • @hypixelexposed1998
      @hypixelexposed1998 5 лет назад

      You are getting close to 2k king

    • @ShayXDDROFL
      @ShayXDDROFL 5 лет назад +2

      @@hypixelexposed1998 hes not getting to 2k with fortnite lmao

    • @Roamingfirebat
      @Roamingfirebat 5 лет назад +1

      NotT you never know.
      If you want to make a video of fortnite just do it as long as you’re enjoying it better to do something you enjoy not hate.

    • @Kinghakaka
      @Kinghakaka 5 лет назад +1

      @@ShayXDDROFL time will tell, I got 1k back in the day with minecraft and since I started uploading fortnite I got another 500+ subs ^^

    • @Kinghakaka
      @Kinghakaka 5 лет назад

      @@Roamingfirebat exactly and I really enjoy the game ^^

  • @zackelfgurg2056
    @zackelfgurg2056 5 лет назад +74

    So orgasmic is an okay word to say but hell isn't???
    *confusion intensifies*
    10/10 though

    • @savsavergd7113
      @savsavergd7113 5 лет назад +4

      Zackelf Gurg yeah it’s dumb hell is not even a swear word but orgasmic is more innapropriate

    • @ludredgamer
      @ludredgamer 5 лет назад +5

      @@savsavergd7113 yeah I guess instead of hell he can say nether lol

    • @vegas782
      @vegas782 5 лет назад

      @@savsavergd7113 ok listen kid if u say what the hell that's a cuss word if u say I dont want to go to hell it's not s cuss word

    • @savsavergd7113
      @savsavergd7113 5 лет назад

      Reformed hell is not a swear word both ways its just sorta rude

    • @vegas782
      @vegas782 5 лет назад

      @@savsavergd7113 that's how ik ur a kid

  • @viewer8636
    @viewer8636 4 года назад +8

    “Move your car”
    “No”
    “You dare oppose me mortal?”

  • @ianelrod5286
    @ianelrod5286 5 лет назад +8

    Train guy: Sir, please move your truck.
    Guy: F**k off!
    Train guy: We'll see about that.
    (Thomas the Train music starts)

  • @wta1518
    @wta1518 4 года назад +4

    Orange grass isn’t necessarily dead, in California, most of the grass turns a gold/yellow/orange, but is green once winter comes around again.

  • @AtotehZ
    @AtotehZ Год назад +2

    13:50 The Studenka train crash is a good example that it can go really wrong both ways. A smaller truck was carrying aluminium sheets and stopped on train tracks, instead of just going through the barrier which they are designed for in case you get stuck on tracks. The train barreled through it and I think 7 people in the train got killed. Ofc the truck was totaled too, but depending on the cargo it can really create havoc.

  • @lethfuil
    @lethfuil 5 лет назад +71

    Pronounce it without the "h" and make the "u" sound more like in "Uber"
    Also, Child support lasts until the child has finished the first "Lehre", so, getting a job title (~3 years) or university degree. Or when the child turns 26.

    • @angelinakindig8347
      @angelinakindig8347 4 года назад +8

      Gut erklärt. Ich wollte versuchen zu erklären, wie man die Wörter ausspricht aber ehrlich gesagt wüsste ich nicht wie.

    • @donneraxt1981
      @donneraxt1981 4 года назад +1

      But the parents of the girl seem to be on hartz4 or just absolut as..... my opinion was that sie has to turn them in for child abuse i now some girls (wemen) that were in jail that mother would be on the bottom of foodchain behind bars. Her father none the les.
      Sorry for my bad english iam just a german Truckdriver and need hands and feet Wen speaking english 🤷‍♂️
      Ja werde ich wohl bis sich mein Englisch verbessert hat 😓

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil 4 года назад

      @@angelinakindig8347 Danke. ^^

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil 4 года назад

      @@donneraxt1981 Sag's ruhig einfach auf deutsch. ;)

  • @ignitris
    @ignitris 5 лет назад +65

    As a German, I demand to speak your manager for butchering our nice words >.> I will get you fired for your bad German Skills. My Child can speak better german than you do, he has only good grades!
    No but seriously the pronounciation was a bit of but it was understandable.

    • @ligmablocks9998
      @ligmablocks9998 5 лет назад +2

      Ja aber es war so cringe

    • @dominikd621
      @dominikd621 5 лет назад +1

      Wenn man bedenkt, dass die deutsche Sprache für nicht deutschsprachige Leute normalerweise eher schwer ist auszusprechen, war das schon ziemlich gut

    • @Princess_of_cute
      @Princess_of_cute 5 лет назад

      Er hat das gut gemacht, ich hätte das wohl nicht so gut hinbekommen, wenn ich deutsch nicht könnte.

  • @derpzilla3302
    @derpzilla3302 5 лет назад +59

    Train: move your car
    Jerk: make me
    Jerk: why do I hear boss music

  • @xdenricoudx
    @xdenricoudx 5 лет назад +8

    Dead grass is usually a really light brown-ish. color so technically yeah ur kinda right about that

  • @akoll6138
    @akoll6138 5 лет назад +4

    Train engineer: Hey can you move your car?
    Guy: Yeah sure I’ll do it eventually.
    TE: I need you to move it now.
    G: Why? Can’t you just drive around it?
    TE: Uhhh...
    *Looks at train*

  • @_fandomcatcrazy_823
    @_fandomcatcrazy_823 4 года назад +9

    me: ok, here's your perfectly nice looking lawn. that'l be 20 bucks.
    EP: ew why is it green?!?! I WANTED ORANGE!!!!!!
    me: ok can I borrow a lighter and some lighter fluid please? your welcome.

  • @seifabd4991
    @seifabd4991 5 лет назад +38

    Me: move your car.
    EP:no
    Me: hey i would like the train tracks and 3 train right there with seven private jets with missels and a tank.

    • @Roamingfirebat
      @Roamingfirebat 5 лет назад

      RainZZ Z don’t forget the satellites with big guns in orbit.
      You gotta remember the nukes.

    • @shiftsky2824
      @shiftsky2824 5 лет назад

      never forget the black hole bomb

    • @MelodiesFromTheStars
      @MelodiesFromTheStars 5 лет назад

      Aye don't forget the big smoke

    • @milster08
      @milster08 5 лет назад

      Don’t forget the ULTRA HYPER OMEGA HEAT GUN 5,000,000 DEGREES+

    • @spyperneer7399
      @spyperneer7399 5 лет назад

      Don't forget rocket launcher.

  • @andromedagalaxy6060
    @andromedagalaxy6060 5 лет назад +5

    What the flip I thought the train was on the road 😂👌

  • @iClone101
    @iClone101 4 года назад +7

    rSlash: Tell me how to pronounce German words
    Also rSlash: Never pronounces Patreon correctly

  • @basrengangetch.2042
    @basrengangetch.2042 5 лет назад +12

    Me: Is this your car?
    The a-hole:Yes
    Me: Can you move it so the train can pass?
    The a-hole: NO!
    Me: Okay
    *CHOO CHOO*

    • @amelia4384
      @amelia4384 5 лет назад +1

      Squatting Gopnik life of Boris?

    • @amelia4384
      @amelia4384 5 лет назад +1

      Mr. Clean I am gopnitsa of culture

  • @samuelpeterson3797
    @samuelpeterson3797 5 лет назад +7

    If a heavy train weighs 18000 tons and can travel up to 150 kmt then there are 2.74 billion jules behind that train 😱

    • @ScientistCat
      @ScientistCat 5 лет назад +2

      that's a lot of Jules Ceasars

    • @jackbrown5499
      @jackbrown5499 5 лет назад +1

      truck = gone

    • @danielarts37
      @danielarts37 5 лет назад +1

      @@ScientistCat maybe we should all look for those Jules Ceasar's when ever we're on a train. I know I'm gonna look for ancient Roman emperors now.

  • @williamherman9065
    @williamherman9065 3 года назад

    That first story is one of the best revenge at work stories I have heard in a long time!!

  • @blackstone1a
    @blackstone1a 5 лет назад +3

    Truck Driver:**Parks Illegally**
    The Train: “Il Vento Doro, 3:45

  • @Scorpion-414
    @Scorpion-414 5 лет назад +186

    I demand more pay, Automatically clicking the like button on every video is tiring.
    - Bot 134421

    • @krystynapustelnik7889
      @krystynapustelnik7889 5 лет назад +6

      I agree
      -Bot 145432

    • @barkeeperandnotyourpsychol6389
      @barkeeperandnotyourpsychol6389 5 лет назад +10

      I want permanent payed vacation
      - Bot 000001
      Yea that's right, I'm 000001, bi*c#. So I deserve it just because of that.

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 5 лет назад +7

      Oh shit, the bots are going Skynet. Quick, we need to go Space Odyssey.

    • @JamieBack69
      @JamieBack69 5 лет назад +4

      I agree
      Bot 6969696969696969

    • @chow42
      @chow42 5 лет назад +3

      Same
      Bot42069

  • @sophiahans931
    @sophiahans931 5 лет назад +4

    Wohnungsgeld... BAHAHAHAHAHA omg i almost died😂😂😂😂

  • @halfturkey
    @halfturkey 5 лет назад +5

    Is RUclips that bad that he had to sensor hell? Really RUclips has to get their shit together also love your channel

  • @tomorrows_creation
    @tomorrows_creation 5 лет назад +118

    🎶Rose's are red🎶
    🎶Revenge is sweet🎶
    🔞DEMONETIZED🔞

    • @pixel6173
      @pixel6173 5 лет назад +2

      Aren't these kind of things supposed to rhyme or am I missing a joke?

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 лет назад +3

      But I have ads on this vid

    • @MrB0SS
      @MrB0SS 5 лет назад +4

      pixelking you’re missing the joke...

    • @SharkfightersSH
      @SharkfightersSH 5 лет назад +10

      optimization:
      Roses are red
      Revenge is sweet
      Will this get demonitized?
      RUclips: Indeed

    • @wheel4155
      @wheel4155 5 лет назад

      FUUUCCC-

  • @Huntress400
    @Huntress400 5 лет назад +1

    13:57 I would have added something about asking him if he'd ever played any of the GTA games, nothing stops those trains lol

  • @enderdavid_hdde348
    @enderdavid_hdde348 5 лет назад +11

    17:05 thats so strange to hear a german word from a english voice🤣🤣🤣
    PS: you speak very well german😉...
    Just speak the O and H a little longer

    • @asmylia9880
      @asmylia9880 5 лет назад

      He doesn't speak german well at all. Don't make him wrong hopes.
      Yes, it's in some way or another amusing/cute/whatever the way he pronounce the german words, but it's not even remotely close to being even decent.

  • @screamoneo
    @screamoneo 5 лет назад +5

    "I wanted my grass dead, you *redacted* i'm not *redacted*ing paying you!"

  • @rimurutexts
    @rimurutexts Год назад +1

    9:20 Grass is never orange, last I checked. I’ve only seen green grass that’s alive and yellow grass that’s dead

  • @pianoguy9300
    @pianoguy9300 5 лет назад +3

    R/: Sticking it to terrible bosses.
    Me: *WHO'S THE BOSS, NOW?!*

  • @bomba_____6391
    @bomba_____6391 5 лет назад +6

    the 3 special ingredients to a perfect lawn:
    1.Urine
    2.Brake Cleaner
    3.A lighter

    • @raypitts4880
      @raypitts4880 3 года назад

      boiling hot water that will go orange and them brown and dye.

  • @Barbara349Stead
    @Barbara349Stead 3 года назад +1

    I had a terrible boss who used to be very threatening - shouting at people, following them to the the toilet. I made a complaint and asked my Union to represent me. Unfortunately, he was good friends with the union lady so it went nowhere. I was devastated.

  • @rainbowdew
    @rainbowdew 5 лет назад +6

    I wish I could download the audio on Spotify so I could listen all the time

  • @minecrafter0502
    @minecrafter0502 4 года назад +4

    Bruh I was playing Minecraft and right when you said “thunk” at 12:00 my axe broke

    • @loveskngm31hstsdaily1
      @loveskngm31hstsdaily1 3 года назад +1

      R/minecrafticalrevenge is like HIPPITY HOPPITY your axe is not brokity

  • @nemo227
    @nemo227 4 года назад

    That first story would have made a great outline for a movie script.

  • @ettem9149
    @ettem9149 5 лет назад +11

    Who should win
    One epic truck
    Or
    *One fast boi*

    • @milster08
      @milster08 5 лет назад

      ETTEM fast boi

    • @shini1603
      @shini1603 5 лет назад

      Who would win not should

  • @karofl3943
    @karofl3943 5 лет назад +14

    Rslash me as a german has to tell you,
    You misspronounced wohnungsgeld pretty bad but it sounded funny to say the least

  • @philcluesy6769
    @philcluesy6769 4 года назад

    I rewatched the 'Wohnungsgeld' part so often dude, thanks for making me laugh

  • @tofaa3668
    @tofaa3668 5 лет назад +42

    i need a good pc so if rslash would buy me a 7k dollar pc i would record a video i have 22 SUBSCRIBERS SO BIG SHOUTOUTS
    THANK YOU

    • @maltheIDM
      @maltheIDM 5 лет назад +8

      Scam, you actually have 24 subs. Fucking choosing liars if you asked me

    • @barkeeperandnotyourpsychol6389
      @barkeeperandnotyourpsychol6389 5 лет назад +6

      And if you don't sell this pc to me for 10 bucks and then expect me to get it myself, I'll sue you!
      Have a nice day

    • @mochi-changacha9707
      @mochi-changacha9707 5 лет назад +3

      ItsMeSwirl calm down, it’s just a joke! ^_^

    • @maltheIDM
      @maltheIDM 5 лет назад +6

      @@mochi-changacha9707 and... what do you think my comment was? lmao

    • @tofaa3668
      @tofaa3668 5 лет назад +4

      Lmao someone subbed to me cause of this gahahahahahaha

  • @amielmasip930
    @amielmasip930 5 лет назад +5

    Train: AHHHHH
    Car: Im About to die

  • @GigaTechWolf
    @GigaTechWolf Год назад +1

    Fun Fact a Train Moving 70mph takes over A MILE TO STOP

  • @eskimolost2012
    @eskimolost2012 4 года назад +5

    the first story seems like and reverse uno card to the vp and his personal HR friend. and he was right he would not find a job in the market

  • @jojoyoung8629
    @jojoyoung8629 5 лет назад +4

    Forget about slime and cutting soap just make a complation of r/prorevenge videos.
    BOOM!!! New satisfiying video and get them VEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @omega034moo8
    @omega034moo8 5 лет назад

    The last one was cool and plus that funny comment but it was nice to read and so good to hear she ended her contact with her family

  • @aranciata1723
    @aranciata1723 5 лет назад +12

    "After that, my life became a living h e c k"
    This censorship is getting out of hand.

  • @chrishya1099
    @chrishya1099 5 лет назад +3

    7:40
    It’s supposed to be (insert random color), everyone knows that

  • @hedakehartendorp1887
    @hedakehartendorp1887 5 лет назад +1

    OP:move your car
    Guy:no
    Train:im going to end this man's truck whole career

  • @insaneskunk2424
    @insaneskunk2424 5 лет назад +6

    1 easy trick to get a nice orange lawn
    Drop some agent orange on that lawn
    Trust me it’ll work

  • @decodamalion357
    @decodamalion357 5 лет назад +5

    It's pronounced kind of like:
    Vongeld
    vonoongsgeld
    The first 'o' sound in both the words sounds like the 'o' sound when you say 'corn flakes'

  • @43prateek
    @43prateek 5 лет назад +2

    That part about shitty bosses reminded me when I used to work in a local restaurant, just for fun. I didn't need the money, I just thought I had nothing better to do in my 4 month holidays.
    Now I was an excellent waiter and cared a lot about my customers and when the food is good, customers act good too. So I quickly gained popularity, so much so, that some table would request me by name to serve them.
    My manager didn't like that, cuz he knew I was going to quit once my college started, and he made life hell for me after about 3 months. He would tell me wrong orders purposefully, then laugh at my face when I got it wrong. He would schedule me less and less(tho that didn't stick long cuz customers wanted me) and he would trip in when I was holding plates.
    Eventually I filed a complaint, and instead, I was fired cuz I was "temporary".
    Fast forward 3 months, I go to eat at that restaurant and it is closed!!!
    Turns out that my coworkers were extremely angry with how they treated me and no1 would work there anymore, so they just closed down and the manager had a very bad reputation, so no restaurant would take him in

  • @Fiuge15
    @Fiuge15 5 лет назад +3

    17:18
    as a german im amused how you pronounced the german words. Sry i cant help it, its always funny, to listen to people trying to read german words. ^^
    But i like your attitude to learn and improve and wanna fix your problem with the pronunciation.
    if you want, i can help you, or - if this is good enough for you - try the google translator. it has a speechfunction and its pretty accurate:
    translate.google.com/?hl=de#view=home&op=translate&sl=de&tl=en&text=wohnungsgeld
    and since you were curious. "Childmoney"/Kindergeld in germany can be required as long as you are "learning/educate yourself", but only to the maximum of beeing 25 years old. means: if you go working after school (mostly 18) the childmoney stops, but if you go to study you can extend the amount of time, until you are 25. (sry if my english sucks)