Virgin Kevin: thinks about commies Chinese and is scared of corn Chad Kevin: falls off of buildings runs in the train tracks and doesn't go to the hospital whilst peeing blood and having broke legs
So, is this a pee-themed episode of SoK? Because dang near every story in this video involves pee. R.I.P. punk Tom Cruise Kevin. He might have been a Kevin, but he seemed like he meant well. P.S.: lol at the “There *was* no bible yet” gag.
“And that kids is how you become immortal like Kevin over there! *oh wait he just jumped off a 3 story building..* Kevin is a-ok! *Drugs* , the right think to use!”
Him peeing blood and limping ment that he broke his pelvis. That's always treated as emergency and a life threatening injury, so him just literally walking it off seems like a miracle
I was in a Western Civ class where 2 people threw a fit, then dropped the class because "there wasn’t a time before the Bible! Why are you lying?!” I was Christian back then and even I (and most of the other Christians) was annoyed as hell by their willful ignorance.
I might have ab answer. In the Sims, you can give your sim the unlucky trait, and they have some of the funniest and strangest. The grim reaper doesn't let them die because they are a source of entertainment for him. God might do the same for Kevins. They are a source of entertainment for him, and doesn't want to lose them.
Yup. I swear that "urine therapy" trend is getting more and more popular. Some of them even bathe in their urine and wash their hair in it. I can’t imagine how they smell. Yuck.
How the last Kevin isn't dead yet? Well, luck of a drunk, or in this case luck of a dope head. Based on the flower eating Kevin's story... that luck will probably run out at some point.
"My body knows what I need." Your body also knows what you DON'T need, that's why it ejects it. Don't take it back in! Also, that same Kevin was so trapped in conspiracy theories that he was unsalvageable. Everything discussed in that post could be tied up to that trait. Not gonna say "glad he's dead", but... after January 6th, I'm all out of sympathy for that type of person.
A nurse once told me about a health fad that had diabetics drinking their own pee. She kept telling them it was a bad idea since the pee would have a lot of sugars in it.
I once worked with a Kevina who insisted that I was messing with her when I suggested that her family could drive from the lower 48 through Canada to Alaska for their vacation. She laughed and asked what would they do when they got to the water because Alaska was an island. She knew this because on maps it was always shown in a little box off to the side just like Hawaii!
OMGosh, I had to keep pausing from laughing so hard!!! The last Kevin is a cat! Holy mental!!! How many times do you have to fall off a roof before realising it’s best to stay off!!!! Poor guy is doomed!
That Kevin with all the books he never read makes me think he is an enchanting table or something. They just have to be close enough to him so that they work.
Whenever I feel like I'm stupid or a failure, I read or listen to Kevin stories to feel better. I'm jealous of their resilience and confidence, though.
I love how the Kevin in the second story has all of his antics divided up like they're a collection of children's book. I'm imagining it has Curious George-esque illustrations of Kevin throwing cans of corn and screaming about the chinese lol Too bad he probably wouldn't have read them lol
In the first story (assuming he was alive) I wonder what he thought of the Chinese opening for the olympics? I can kind of see him doing what Cartman did in the episode about that. He also seems like a fun but energy draining guy to be friends with.
I like how education is prefaced in most of these like you'd think they should be smart. Almost all of the intensely stupid people I've met are college grads and successful. The common factor is usually rich parents.
Happy anniversary who's survive covid-19 and rest of pandemic's lifestyle. And please, never forget those who's lost. Bless on and continue on glory days!! Also, let's be done with stupid people and ofcourse Kevin, watch out on them!! Love you all !!
I was on the opposite end of the first story - the guy labelling samples at the medical center was a Kevin. I told him I couldn't provide a urine sample that day because I was on my period. First he told me to do it anyways, and when I told him they wouldn't be able to use that, he asked why I couldn't just stop it for a while. He did not believe me when I told him we can't just turn it off. Cue me, having to announce all this at the desk. A nurse told me to just bring the urine another day and took Kevin apart. I cannot imagine how frustrating that convo must have been.
Anyone else kinda suspicious bout the second story? “He was a fully functioning biped with no known mental illnesses” doesn’t sit right with me, it almost sound derogatory. I’m not trying to excuse his behaviors, but it definitely seems like he may have been neurodivergent, or suffered from an undiagnosed anxiety disorder.
Reading about people like this scares me a lot. Fear for their safety of course. No joke. I had some friends who made me hyperventilate everytime I thought about what would happen to them.
I just had a spoonful of oatmeal in my mouth when rslash started mocking/imitating the Kevina who got dehydrated lmao. I about choked and died laughing while struggling to chew and swallow.
Why would anybody just drink their own pee straight like that?
Everyone knows the best way to drink pee is in your morning cereal!
hello!
When you Comment before R/
Nah the best way to drink pee is through the source it's better from younger people fresh and young
rSlash- What are you doing every morning-?
Eww Just no rSlash
The Kevin in that last story is literally *indestructible.*
He could even survive Freddy Kruger or Jason!
lol no one survives Jason.
@@RyuKazeOkay, fair there
@@RyuKaze hes a virgin so maybe
Right?! 😳😅
Ok, but the one that checks the basement and closet to make sure his friend is ok. Is a vibe i can appreciate. He may not be smart but he means well.
He's a bit confused but he got the right spirit
Virgin Kevin: thinks about commies Chinese and is scared of corn
Chad Kevin: falls off of buildings runs in the train tracks and doesn't go to the hospital whilst peeing blood and having broke legs
Chad Kevin: score 109% plagiarism score where no one ever been there
Chad Kevin: Somehow not dead for all his wounds
Kevinu Reeves
Chad Kevin: thought he was Darth Vader the day shift manager
Chad Kevin, somehow kept his job after admiting to taking Ketamine.
So, is this a pee-themed episode of SoK? Because dang near every story in this video involves pee.
R.I.P. punk Tom Cruise Kevin. He might have been a Kevin, but he seemed like he meant well.
P.S.: lol at the “There *was* no bible yet” gag.
“ how is this guy not dead?” Drugs. Drugs is why he’s not dead.
And alcohol keeping him relaxed as he falls
“And that kids is how you become immortal like Kevin over there! *oh wait he just jumped off a 3 story building..* Kevin is a-ok! *Drugs* , the right think to use!”
Him peeing blood and limping ment that he broke his pelvis. That's always treated as emergency and a life threatening injury, so him just literally walking it off seems like a miracle
So don't do dru- hol up...
Kevina: "But the Bible says..."
rSlash: *Turns into a hydra*
I love it when he does stuff like this
My favorite RSlash Audio Edit is from the "OH GOD MY COMPUTER IS FULL OF BEES" episode.
That first Kevin sounds like the type to score 75 on an IQ test, then unironically lord it over everyone that "I'm smarter than 75 percent of you."
That kevin sounds like a fun person to be around may he Rest In Peace
If that kevin was alive today , he would be a full blown Q believer. Which wouldnt be as much fun.
@@neilschroeder7854 what’s a Q believer?
He would be a nuisance.
@@justasentientmclarenp1879 Qanon, basically paranoid tin foil hat nazis
Kevin: looking at a girl eating a flower
the girl: 😟😖😧
Somewhere, there are at least a few ladies who are telling "let's not meet again" stories about that good looking creep.
Wat? kows et them two!
why is this comment so good XD
I actually sobbed laughing
"I'm cold blooded that's all" I was eating a tangerine at that moment and nearly died.
Yo I was eating tangerines too although I was peeling my second one so I didn't die!
I would give anything to be in that class of "there was no bible yet". Ignorance should be treated like the plague, but 10 times worse.
I was in a Western Civ class where 2 people threw a fit, then dropped the class because "there wasn’t a time before the Bible! Why are you lying?!”
I was Christian back then and even I (and most of the other Christians) was annoyed as hell by their willful ignorance.
Kevina: “Jewish people are fictional!”
Me a jewish person: *fades from existence *
Rip
**snap**
Guess she was inevitable
lmao I'm not jewish but I live in israel so I might see the people disappear
66 likes, 6 comments lol
"Kevin, do you even know what a menstrual cycle is?"
Kevin "Its a good way to get around town, thats what it is"
I thought it was when you ride a bike around singing silly folk songs. Oh wait, that's a minstrel cycle.
Last Kevin story: “Doctors hate this man for his methods”
He must eat a lot of apples
@@Jpt1012 or he got the perfect armor with feather falling 3 protection 30
I still don’t know how Kevins are able to survive life.
I know how you feel especially when they are afraid of coins,corn and stuffed ponys
Society has to many safety nets and very low standards.
@@NEPAAlchey
You're right.
Natural selection no longer applies to us.
In fact, it's kinda going in reverse now.
I might have ab answer. In the Sims, you can give your sim the unlucky trait, and they have some of the funniest and strangest. The grim reaper doesn't let them die because they are a source of entertainment for him. God might do the same for Kevins. They are a source of entertainment for him, and doesn't want to lose them.
@@cooldemon5545 i would laugh at a man drinking his pee too
Therapist: Class made of Rslash isn't real, it can't hurt you.
Class made of Rslash: 11:32
*horrified screaming*
Me: It's fine.
What the heck is that thumbnail
It's a male giraffe tasting a female giraffe's urine to see if she's ready to mate
@@lazarus7477 oh, that’s a actually a cool fact, animals are such weird things.
@@lazarus7477 ig that's the other way around..........
U know what I mean?
@@KingseekerFrampt We are animals that also have weird things
@@axlr8deathpls294 ik, I didn’t mean any offense in my statement
You would be surprised at the amount of people that drink they own pee for “health reasons “
Yup. I swear that "urine therapy" trend is getting more and more popular.
Some of them even bathe in their urine and wash their hair in it.
I can’t imagine how they smell. Yuck.
Right? 🤣🤣 I actually lurk in a group that think it’s healthy and it’s a goldmine for hilarity.
Diabetics especially.
How the last Kevin isn't dead yet? Well, luck of a drunk, or in this case luck of a dope head. Based on the flower eating Kevin's story... that luck will probably run out at some point.
I'm guessing drugs and booze which would also explain some of his escapades
"Lillies are poisonous"
RIP Kevin. 💀
"My body knows what I need" -The same person who continues to drink the pee that his body purposely got rid of 🤧👨🦲
It's sad that there's some people out there who actually think stuff like that works
"My body knows what I need."
Your body also knows what you DON'T need, that's why it ejects it. Don't take it back in!
Also, that same Kevin was so trapped in conspiracy theories that he was unsalvageable. Everything discussed in that post could be tied up to that trait. Not gonna say "glad he's dead", but... after January 6th, I'm all out of sympathy for that type of person.
A nurse once told me about a health fad that had diabetics drinking their own pee. She kept telling them it was a bad idea since the pee would have a lot of sugars in it.
I can just imagine him going “Gmah Gamh my mouth is so dry!!” 😂😂😂😂
I'm loving the sounds effects that Rslash is adding to the stories.
I've never been so confused before in my life
Wow, this is the first time I've heard of a Kevin actually dying from his Kevinness.
I once worked with a Kevina who insisted that I was messing with her when I suggested that her family could drive from the lower 48 through Canada to Alaska for their vacation. She laughed and asked what would they do when they got to the water because Alaska was an island. She knew this because on maps it was always shown in a little box off to the side just like Hawaii!
My mom had literally cleaned the floor, and I was drinking soda when I got your video notification. Anyways I had to clean it up
Worth it though, right?
@@stickiedmin6508 yup
@@justsomeguywholovestech2550 did she beat you up for doing that?
Im just wondering what he look up to get that giraffe picture..
Whatever he typed, he's going to be seeing some pretty weird ads for a while because of it.
His NSA agent: 'omg eww, what the fuck dude.. Hey jeff, look at what this guy did now!' "Huh, oh nasty"
@@keepironman14
. . . and now, the agents assigned to keep watch over all of *_us,_* think we're sickos too.
Doesn't seem fair really, does it?
Giraffe mating rituals. The males head butt the females until they pee, then taste it to determine if they are ovulating and ready for insemination.
@@Vincent_Beers why on earth would rslash look that up lmfaoooo he got some explaining to do
The imitation of the sounds a dehydrated Kevina makes. 😂😂😂
OMGosh, I had to keep pausing from laughing so hard!!! The last Kevin is a cat! Holy mental!!! How many times do you have to fall off a roof before realising it’s best to stay off!!!! Poor guy is doomed!
The last Kevin sounds like a dim version of Bruce Willis' character in Unbreakable.
Unicorn stuffed animal: *exist*
Kevin: OMG ITS THE BOMB SQUADD!! 😱
"She believed the Holocaust was a fictional story."
Wait, that's illegal (in Germany).
This Stupid Fahrenheit thing, I thought 58° Celsius is frickin high and you're already cooked, but no Fahrenheit exists and it's cold!!!!
That Kevin with all the books he never read makes me think he is an enchanting table or something. They just have to be close enough to him so that they work.
The Kevin who passed, the way OP wrote all the stories sounds like episodes of a TV sitcom about Kevin’s life 😂
I had a friend who thought the moon physically changed shape when it went thru its different phases
I saw the title and was like what the frik frack
I can't get over the "MYEH, MY MOUTH IS SO DRY!"
The last Kevin: "You should've gone for the head.."
I wonder why that kevin that drank his own pee died. Truly mysterious.
RSLASH IM LITERALLY DRINKING WATER AND SAW THIS THUMBNAIL AND ALMOST VOMITTED
KEVIN: if Bear Grills can drink his own pee so can I.
I loved that classroom effect with “THERE WAS NO BIBLE YET!”
Because of you, I now know why Giraffe’s drink pee.
Whenever I feel like I'm stupid or a failure, I read or listen to Kevin stories to feel better. I'm jealous of their resilience and confidence, though.
Ahh I see Kevin has been watching a lot of bear grills
As long as the books are one block away, Kevin can gain knowledge from them to enchant OP's various items.
Day 21 of telling him he's making everyone day better
Hey I saw ur streak yesterday I'm doing the same thing tomorrow keep this up
@@jacobdavis5908 omg yes
He is making everyone’s day better
I second that
Yes he is
“Trouser Industrial Complex”...that’s gold.
The choir of annoyed rSlash’s was a nice touch. Great vid
please more stories about kevin! i love them. they make me feel better about myself
I don't think Kevin was a Karen, just a short bus rider. He needed to be locked up and medicaded.
“Kevin calls the B0mb squad”
Gave me an audible “what the Fck?!”
The Kevin sounds like the Chris Hemsworth Kevin from Ghostbusters: hot, sweet, and lacking in some places
We need more kevin stories they're so weirdly wholesome
4:30 Ah, yes, knowledege through osmosis.
The second Kevin must have lived in constant, nerve shattering fear. In his eyes everything was life threatening
The Kevin that died was more like a Dale from King of the Hill than a Kevin
I love how the Kevin in the second story has all of his antics divided up like they're a collection of children's book. I'm imagining it has Curious George-esque illustrations of Kevin throwing cans of corn and screaming about the chinese lol
Too bad he probably wouldn't have read them lol
THE MULTIPLE RSLASHES YELLING ABOUT THE BIBLE PLEAASSEEE
Rest in peace Kevin, you sounded genuinely hilarious, haven't laughed this hard in a while
Me: *reads title*
Me: im sorry what?
Now I wanna see a movie where Tom Cruise plays Kevin and sensually eats flowers while awkwardly staring at some poor girl.
*Flashbacks from that crazy parent giving their children pee and disguising it as apple juice*
That 2nd Kevin is amazing.
Trouser industrial complex 😂🤣
Quickest click on a video in all history
I love that "There is no bible yet!!"
Whenever I watch an ad it make me feel better knowing the creators I love can keep doing their incredible work. ❤️❤️
Dude that layered auto of you being a class full of kids yelling there was no bible yet filled my heart with joy. A+ podcast audio flex.
Big Trousers trying to get me to carry more quarters for the Vending Machine overlords. It's all connected!
"if the books are around me, then I have the knowledge."
man unironically thinks he's a minecraft enchanting table lmao
Hi hope everyone’s having a good day
Hello
Hello sir
Thanks. U2.
Well I just woke up but thanks 😊
Im not, i have corn stuck in my tooth. I'm calling 911
In the first story (assuming he was alive) I wonder what he thought of the Chinese opening for the olympics? I can kind of see him doing what Cartman did in the episode about that.
He also seems like a fun but energy draining guy to be friends with.
I like how education is prefaced in most of these like you'd think they should be smart. Almost all of the intensely stupid people I've met are college grads and successful. The common factor is usually rich parents.
Oh god!!! These Kevins are ticking time bomb, darwin awards winners.
Dat thumbnail though
"My body knows what I need" *YEA THATS WHY ITS GETTING **_RID_** OF THAT SHIT*
Happy anniversary who's survive covid-19 and rest of pandemic's lifestyle.
And please, never forget those who's lost. Bless on and continue on glory days!!
Also, let's be done with stupid people and ofcourse Kevin, watch out on them!!
Love you all !!
The kevin that pasted away sounded like a himbo delight
6:34 - 6:50 to skip short p** story about kevin. Lucky it doesn't describe him drinking it but I wish someone would put a timestamp to skip
Of course merely having books around you makes you smarter... in Minecraft.
Kevins should be banned from the internet. It's for their safety, literally
I love watching these every morning
Fun fact at the time I’m writing this not one person has seen the entire video
I mean r/slash had probably seen the entire video
Uh your comment is 17 minutes old and there are 19 minute old comments
I did
@@thegoldennugs852 so waht your saying is that peaple can watch the whole video in 2 minuts dumb dumb they said the whole veideo the whole 15 minutes
prove it
I freaking love stories about Kevin 😂please do more of these
What is this thumbnail
A male Giraffe checking female Giraffe if they're ready to mate I am not joking Giraffes check that by drinking their piss
I was on the opposite end of the first story - the guy labelling samples at the medical center was a Kevin. I told him I couldn't provide a urine sample that day because I was on my period. First he told me to do it anyways, and when I told him they wouldn't be able to use that, he asked why I couldn't just stop it for a while. He did not believe me when I told him we can't just turn it off.
Cue me, having to announce all this at the desk. A nurse told me to just bring the urine another day and took Kevin apart. I cannot imagine how frustrating that convo must have been.
Anyone else kinda suspicious bout the second story? “He was a fully functioning biped with no known mental illnesses” doesn’t sit right with me, it almost sound derogatory. I’m not trying to excuse his behaviors, but it definitely seems like he may have been neurodivergent, or suffered from an undiagnosed anxiety disorder.
Reading about people like this scares me a lot. Fear for their safety of course. No joke. I had some friends who made me hyperventilate everytime I thought about what would happen to them.
isn't a woman version of a kevin a karen??
Kevin's are normally just dumb.
Karen's are malicious and dumb.
Feels like my birthday! Love Kevin stories!
Hippy hoppy I’m so early this comment section is now my property
Nah
I just had a spoonful of oatmeal in my mouth when rslash started mocking/imitating the Kevina who got dehydrated lmao.
I about choked and died laughing while struggling to chew and swallow.
Whenever ur reading this i hope u have a good day
Poor Kevin; his heart was in the right place, but his mind was not.
11:32 made me laugh way harder than it should’ve! Love you rSlash
This is literally the funniest Kevin I have ever read/listen to