r/Storiesaboutkevin Kevin Drinks His Own Pee! 🤢

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  3 года назад +564

    Why would anybody just drink their own pee straight like that?
    Everyone knows the best way to drink pee is in your morning cereal!

  • @ythunter4288
    @ythunter4288 3 года назад +755

    The Kevin in that last story is literally *indestructible.*

  • @fearofdamoon
    @fearofdamoon 3 года назад +241

    Ok, but the one that checks the basement and closet to make sure his friend is ok. Is a vibe i can appreciate. He may not be smart but he means well.

  • @nicolasbarnes9017
    @nicolasbarnes9017 3 года назад +870

    Virgin Kevin: thinks about commies Chinese and is scared of corn
    Chad Kevin: falls off of buildings runs in the train tracks and doesn't go to the hospital whilst peeing blood and having broke legs

    • @ReigoVassal
      @ReigoVassal 3 года назад +58

      Chad Kevin: score 109% plagiarism score where no one ever been there

    • @jasminechildress6938
      @jasminechildress6938 3 года назад +29

      Chad Kevin: Somehow not dead for all his wounds

    • @LeeroyPorkins
      @LeeroyPorkins 3 года назад +23

      Kevinu Reeves

    • @KarmaTube5
      @KarmaTube5 3 года назад +7

      Chad Kevin: thought he was Darth Vader the day shift manager

    • @comatose1818
      @comatose1818 3 года назад +11

      Chad Kevin, somehow kept his job after admiting to taking Ketamine.

  • @maieen2665
    @maieen2665 3 года назад +286

    So, is this a pee-themed episode of SoK? Because dang near every story in this video involves pee.
    R.I.P. punk Tom Cruise Kevin. He might have been a Kevin, but he seemed like he meant well.
    P.S.: lol at the “There *was* no bible yet” gag.

  • @crazym1me
    @crazym1me 3 года назад +195

    “ how is this guy not dead?” Drugs. Drugs is why he’s not dead.

    • @eliteheadhunter830
      @eliteheadhunter830 3 года назад +17

      And alcohol keeping him relaxed as he falls

    • @CaphilYT
      @CaphilYT 3 года назад +1

      “And that kids is how you become immortal like Kevin over there! *oh wait he just jumped off a 3 story building..* Kevin is a-ok! *Drugs* , the right think to use!”

    • @solvegia
      @solvegia 3 года назад +2

      Him peeing blood and limping ment that he broke his pelvis. That's always treated as emergency and a life threatening injury, so him just literally walking it off seems like a miracle

    • @doge5603
      @doge5603 3 года назад +1

      So don't do dru- hol up...

  • @rocketspeed4719
    @rocketspeed4719 3 года назад +188

    Kevina: "But the Bible says..."
    rSlash: *Turns into a hydra*

    • @Robert-qr1hu
      @Robert-qr1hu 3 года назад +18

      I love it when he does stuff like this

    • @WackoMcGoose
      @WackoMcGoose 3 года назад +17

      My favorite RSlash Audio Edit is from the "OH GOD MY COMPUTER IS FULL OF BEES" episode.

  • @kstricl
    @kstricl 3 года назад +31

    That first Kevin sounds like the type to score 75 on an IQ test, then unironically lord it over everyone that "I'm smarter than 75 percent of you."

  • @Zeke.504
    @Zeke.504 3 года назад +212

    That kevin sounds like a fun person to be around may he Rest In Peace

  • @pedrocruz9527
    @pedrocruz9527 3 года назад +175

    Kevin: looking at a girl eating a flower
    the girl: 😟😖😧

    • @annika5893
      @annika5893 3 года назад +18

      Somewhere, there are at least a few ladies who are telling "let's not meet again" stories about that good looking creep.

    • @KevinBelmontLuna
      @KevinBelmontLuna 3 года назад

      Wat? kows et them two!

    • @devi---
      @devi--- 3 года назад +1

      why is this comment so good XD

    • @farbtrollmaniac8285
      @farbtrollmaniac8285 3 года назад +1

      I actually sobbed laughing

  • @moebiusjdx7288
    @moebiusjdx7288 3 года назад +88

    "I'm cold blooded that's all" I was eating a tangerine at that moment and nearly died.

    • @probablyjade
      @probablyjade 3 года назад +4

      Yo I was eating tangerines too although I was peeling my second one so I didn't die!

  • @ermenegildol.1560
    @ermenegildol.1560 3 года назад +71

    I would give anything to be in that class of "there was no bible yet". Ignorance should be treated like the plague, but 10 times worse.

    • @Annie_Annie__
      @Annie_Annie__ 3 года назад +6

      I was in a Western Civ class where 2 people threw a fit, then dropped the class because "there wasn’t a time before the Bible! Why are you lying?!”
      I was Christian back then and even I (and most of the other Christians) was annoyed as hell by their willful ignorance.

  • @samuelwolch1302
    @samuelwolch1302 3 года назад +349

    Kevina: “Jewish people are fictional!”
    Me a jewish person: *fades from existence *

  • @ianappleby4189
    @ianappleby4189 3 года назад +65

    "Kevin, do you even know what a menstrual cycle is?"
    Kevin "Its a good way to get around town, thats what it is"

    • @ScooterBond1970
      @ScooterBond1970 3 года назад +5

      I thought it was when you ride a bike around singing silly folk songs. Oh wait, that's a minstrel cycle.

  • @tmanface123
    @tmanface123 3 года назад +67

    Last Kevin story: “Doctors hate this man for his methods”

    • @Jpt1012
      @Jpt1012 3 года назад +2

      He must eat a lot of apples

    • @musashanasabzak8696
      @musashanasabzak8696 3 года назад

      @@Jpt1012 or he got the perfect armor with feather falling 3 protection 30

  • @penelopeviews7335
    @penelopeviews7335 3 года назад +74

    I still don’t know how Kevins are able to survive life.

    • @jr-gg6gn
      @jr-gg6gn 3 года назад +2

      I know how you feel especially when they are afraid of coins,corn and stuffed ponys

    • @NEPAAlchey
      @NEPAAlchey 3 года назад +3

      Society has to many safety nets and very low standards.

    • @stickiedmin6508
      @stickiedmin6508 3 года назад

      @@NEPAAlchey
      You're right.
      Natural selection no longer applies to us.
      In fact, it's kinda going in reverse now.

    • @cooldemon5545
      @cooldemon5545 3 года назад +2

      I might have ab answer. In the Sims, you can give your sim the unlucky trait, and they have some of the funniest and strangest. The grim reaper doesn't let them die because they are a source of entertainment for him. God might do the same for Kevins. They are a source of entertainment for him, and doesn't want to lose them.

    • @annabelle5640
      @annabelle5640 3 года назад

      @@cooldemon5545 i would laugh at a man drinking his pee too

  • @daroguk8071
    @daroguk8071 3 года назад +45

    Therapist: Class made of Rslash isn't real, it can't hurt you.
    Class made of Rslash: 11:32

    • @sweedra7899
      @sweedra7899 3 года назад +5

      *horrified screaming*
      Me: It's fine.

  • @KingseekerFrampt
    @KingseekerFrampt 3 года назад +169

    What the heck is that thumbnail

    • @lazarus7477
      @lazarus7477 3 года назад +42

      It's a male giraffe tasting a female giraffe's urine to see if she's ready to mate

    • @KingseekerFrampt
      @KingseekerFrampt 3 года назад +21

      @@lazarus7477 oh, that’s a actually a cool fact, animals are such weird things.

    • @jollyroger1357
      @jollyroger1357 3 года назад +4

      @@lazarus7477 ig that's the other way around..........
      U know what I mean?

    • @axlr8deathpls294
      @axlr8deathpls294 3 года назад +4

      @@KingseekerFrampt We are animals that also have weird things

    • @KingseekerFrampt
      @KingseekerFrampt 3 года назад +2

      @@axlr8deathpls294 ik, I didn’t mean any offense in my statement

  • @barbaraday7662
    @barbaraday7662 3 года назад +42

    You would be surprised at the amount of people that drink they own pee for “health reasons “

    • @Annie_Annie__
      @Annie_Annie__ 3 года назад +6

      Yup. I swear that "urine therapy" trend is getting more and more popular.
      Some of them even bathe in their urine and wash their hair in it.
      I can’t imagine how they smell. Yuck.

    • @UnityDoesWhatever
      @UnityDoesWhatever 3 года назад +1

      Right? 🤣🤣 I actually lurk in a group that think it’s healthy and it’s a goldmine for hilarity.

    • @asmith8692
      @asmith8692 3 года назад

      Diabetics especially.

  • @annika5893
    @annika5893 3 года назад +22

    How the last Kevin isn't dead yet? Well, luck of a drunk, or in this case luck of a dope head. Based on the flower eating Kevin's story... that luck will probably run out at some point.

    • @Artanis99
      @Artanis99 3 года назад

      I'm guessing drugs and booze which would also explain some of his escapades

  • @HobieInTheBox
    @HobieInTheBox 3 года назад +12

    "Lillies are poisonous"
    RIP Kevin. 💀

  • @recyclingdago713
    @recyclingdago713 3 года назад +74

    "My body knows what I need" -The same person who continues to drink the pee that his body purposely got rid of 🤧👨‍🦲

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 3 года назад +5

      It's sad that there's some people out there who actually think stuff like that works

  • @iamabrawler92
    @iamabrawler92 3 года назад +32

    "My body knows what I need."
    Your body also knows what you DON'T need, that's why it ejects it. Don't take it back in!
    Also, that same Kevin was so trapped in conspiracy theories that he was unsalvageable. Everything discussed in that post could be tied up to that trait. Not gonna say "glad he's dead", but... after January 6th, I'm all out of sympathy for that type of person.

    • @asmith8692
      @asmith8692 3 года назад +2

      A nurse once told me about a health fad that had diabetics drinking their own pee. She kept telling them it was a bad idea since the pee would have a lot of sugars in it.

  • @frostyy2862
    @frostyy2862 3 года назад +7

    I can just imagine him going “Gmah Gamh my mouth is so dry!!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Bladedcloud6159
    @Bladedcloud6159 3 года назад +17

    I'm loving the sounds effects that Rslash is adding to the stories.

  • @lj2rah993
    @lj2rah993 3 года назад +28

    I've never been so confused before in my life

  • @RiveroftheWither
    @RiveroftheWither 3 года назад +5

    Wow, this is the first time I've heard of a Kevin actually dying from his Kevinness.

  • @stuckinmopro8533
    @stuckinmopro8533 3 года назад +15

    I once worked with a Kevina who insisted that I was messing with her when I suggested that her family could drive from the lower 48 through Canada to Alaska for their vacation. She laughed and asked what would they do when they got to the water because Alaska was an island. She knew this because on maps it was always shown in a little box off to the side just like Hawaii!

  • @justsomeguywholovestech2550
    @justsomeguywholovestech2550 3 года назад +54

    My mom had literally cleaned the floor, and I was drinking soda when I got your video notification. Anyways I had to clean it up

  • @gustavofring3412
    @gustavofring3412 3 года назад +42

    Im just wondering what he look up to get that giraffe picture..

    • @stickiedmin6508
      @stickiedmin6508 3 года назад +9

      Whatever he typed, he's going to be seeing some pretty weird ads for a while because of it.

    • @keepironman14
      @keepironman14 3 года назад +7

      His NSA agent: 'omg eww, what the fuck dude.. Hey jeff, look at what this guy did now!' "Huh, oh nasty"

    • @stickiedmin6508
      @stickiedmin6508 3 года назад +3

      @@keepironman14
      . . . and now, the agents assigned to keep watch over all of *_us,_* think we're sickos too.
      Doesn't seem fair really, does it?

    • @Vincent_Beers
      @Vincent_Beers 3 года назад +4

      Giraffe mating rituals. The males head butt the females until they pee, then taste it to determine if they are ovulating and ready for insemination.

    • @circusangst
      @circusangst 3 года назад +1

      @@Vincent_Beers why on earth would rslash look that up lmfaoooo he got some explaining to do

  • @carinaberglund2100
    @carinaberglund2100 3 года назад +3

    The imitation of the sounds a dehydrated Kevina makes. 😂😂😂

  • @Sorchia56
    @Sorchia56 3 года назад +2

    OMGosh, I had to keep pausing from laughing so hard!!! The last Kevin is a cat! Holy mental!!! How many times do you have to fall off a roof before realising it’s best to stay off!!!! Poor guy is doomed!

  • @SkunkApe407
    @SkunkApe407 3 года назад +5

    The last Kevin sounds like a dim version of Bruce Willis' character in Unbreakable.

  • @gerrard1144
    @gerrard1144 3 года назад +8

    Unicorn stuffed animal: *exist*
    Kevin: OMG ITS THE BOMB SQUADD!! 😱

  • @womanofseakea8715
    @womanofseakea8715 3 года назад +54

    "She believed the Holocaust was a fictional story."
    Wait, that's illegal (in Germany).

  • @everose602
    @everose602 3 года назад +10

    This Stupid Fahrenheit thing, I thought 58° Celsius is frickin high and you're already cooked, but no Fahrenheit exists and it's cold!!!!

  • @jacobcraig7013
    @jacobcraig7013 3 года назад +4

    That Kevin with all the books he never read makes me think he is an enchanting table or something. They just have to be close enough to him so that they work.

  • @EmmyLayton
    @EmmyLayton 2 года назад +2

    The Kevin who passed, the way OP wrote all the stories sounds like episodes of a TV sitcom about Kevin’s life 😂

  • @finnegannelson3053
    @finnegannelson3053 3 года назад +6

    I had a friend who thought the moon physically changed shape when it went thru its different phases

  • @jacobdavis5908
    @jacobdavis5908 3 года назад +14

    I saw the title and was like what the frik frack

  • @EVIceman21
    @EVIceman21 3 года назад +4

    I can't get over the "MYEH, MY MOUTH IS SO DRY!"

  • @RewindOGTeeHee
    @RewindOGTeeHee 3 года назад +3

    The last Kevin: "You should've gone for the head.."

  • @albedo7231
    @albedo7231 3 года назад +12

    I wonder why that kevin that drank his own pee died. Truly mysterious.

  • @late2462
    @late2462 3 года назад +23

    RSLASH IM LITERALLY DRINKING WATER AND SAW THIS THUMBNAIL AND ALMOST VOMITTED

  • @ToaTakanuva7
    @ToaTakanuva7 3 года назад +4

    KEVIN: if Bear Grills can drink his own pee so can I.

  • @CaylenHeeler
    @CaylenHeeler 3 года назад +1

    I loved that classroom effect with “THERE WAS NO BIBLE YET!”

  • @lekiscool
    @lekiscool 3 года назад +5

    Because of you, I now know why Giraffe’s drink pee.

  • @centrechic
    @centrechic 3 года назад +1

    Whenever I feel like I'm stupid or a failure, I read or listen to Kevin stories to feel better. I'm jealous of their resilience and confidence, though.

  • @Bamboo_bazooka
    @Bamboo_bazooka 3 года назад +3

    Ahh I see Kevin has been watching a lot of bear grills

  • @drsharkquah3457
    @drsharkquah3457 3 года назад +2

    As long as the books are one block away, Kevin can gain knowledge from them to enchant OP's various items.

  • @jefffoo6891
    @jefffoo6891 3 года назад +315

    Day 21 of telling him he's making everyone day better

  • @spahndirge
    @spahndirge 3 года назад

    “Trouser Industrial Complex”...that’s gold.

  • @Supaawesomeification
    @Supaawesomeification 3 года назад +3

    The choir of annoyed rSlash’s was a nice touch. Great vid

  • @adequatelysizedart5200
    @adequatelysizedart5200 3 года назад +1

    please more stories about kevin! i love them. they make me feel better about myself

  • @candicemonique5927
    @candicemonique5927 3 года назад +5

    I don't think Kevin was a Karen, just a short bus rider. He needed to be locked up and medicaded.

  • @raptalos9412
    @raptalos9412 3 года назад +1

    “Kevin calls the B0mb squad”
    Gave me an audible “what the Fck?!”

  • @AceOSpades717
    @AceOSpades717 3 года назад +4

    The Kevin sounds like the Chris Hemsworth Kevin from Ghostbusters: hot, sweet, and lacking in some places

  • @zenn9371
    @zenn9371 Год назад +1

    We need more kevin stories they're so weirdly wholesome

  • @jvacas4446
    @jvacas4446 3 года назад +3

    4:30 Ah, yes, knowledege through osmosis.

  • @danmoar94
    @danmoar94 3 года назад +1

    The second Kevin must have lived in constant, nerve shattering fear. In his eyes everything was life threatening

  • @ipanther13
    @ipanther13 3 года назад +3

    The Kevin that died was more like a Dale from King of the Hill than a Kevin

  • @AggressivelyStoopid
    @AggressivelyStoopid 2 года назад +1

    I love how the Kevin in the second story has all of his antics divided up like they're a collection of children's book. I'm imagining it has Curious George-esque illustrations of Kevin throwing cans of corn and screaming about the chinese lol
    Too bad he probably wouldn't have read them lol

  • @heathjoy6187
    @heathjoy6187 3 года назад +5

    THE MULTIPLE RSLASHES YELLING ABOUT THE BIBLE PLEAASSEEE

  • @pandabear2673
    @pandabear2673 3 года назад

    Rest in peace Kevin, you sounded genuinely hilarious, haven't laughed this hard in a while

  • @gerrard1144
    @gerrard1144 3 года назад +6

    Me: *reads title*
    Me: im sorry what?

  • @SigreGirl
    @SigreGirl 3 года назад +3

    Now I wanna see a movie where Tom Cruise plays Kevin and sensually eats flowers while awkwardly staring at some poor girl.

  • @MrNotGramatika
    @MrNotGramatika 3 года назад +3

    *Flashbacks from that crazy parent giving their children pee and disguising it as apple juice*

  • @Mewse1203
    @Mewse1203 3 года назад

    That 2nd Kevin is amazing.
    Trouser industrial complex 😂🤣

  • @spacecase4615
    @spacecase4615 3 года назад +75

    Quickest click on a video in all history

  • @kyliviie2903
    @kyliviie2903 3 года назад +4

    I love that "There is no bible yet!!"

  • @Sagecentaur
    @Sagecentaur 3 года назад +3

    Whenever I watch an ad it make me feel better knowing the creators I love can keep doing their incredible work. ❤️❤️

  • @Nightlovechild
    @Nightlovechild 3 года назад

    Dude that layered auto of you being a class full of kids yelling there was no bible yet filled my heart with joy. A+ podcast audio flex.

  • @ScootsLounge
    @ScootsLounge 3 года назад +4

    Big Trousers trying to get me to carry more quarters for the Vending Machine overlords. It's all connected!

  • @Starfloofle
    @Starfloofle 3 года назад

    "if the books are around me, then I have the knowledge."
    man unironically thinks he's a minecraft enchanting table lmao

  • @thenicnacshack1322
    @thenicnacshack1322 3 года назад +25

    Hi hope everyone’s having a good day

    • @Rudysuxks
      @Rudysuxks 3 года назад +1

      Hello

    • @xpercz5329
      @xpercz5329 3 года назад +1

      Hello sir

    • @hiroshi7025
      @hiroshi7025 3 года назад +1

      Thanks. U2.

    • @Bluboy511
      @Bluboy511 3 года назад

      Well I just woke up but thanks 😊

    • @KevinBelmontLuna
      @KevinBelmontLuna 3 года назад

      Im not, i have corn stuck in my tooth. I'm calling 911

  • @adrianne7882
    @adrianne7882 3 года назад +2

    In the first story (assuming he was alive) I wonder what he thought of the Chinese opening for the olympics? I can kind of see him doing what Cartman did in the episode about that.
    He also seems like a fun but energy draining guy to be friends with.

  • @mechanicallydeclined
    @mechanicallydeclined 3 года назад +3

    I like how education is prefaced in most of these like you'd think they should be smart. Almost all of the intensely stupid people I've met are college grads and successful. The common factor is usually rich parents.

  • @richewilson6394
    @richewilson6394 3 года назад +1

    Oh god!!! These Kevins are ticking time bomb, darwin awards winners.

  • @XenoBeast64
    @XenoBeast64 3 года назад +6

    Dat thumbnail though

  • @hollymaccharles1315
    @hollymaccharles1315 3 года назад +1

    "My body knows what I need" *YEA THATS WHY ITS GETTING **_RID_** OF THAT SHIT*

  • @KcLee677
    @KcLee677 3 года назад +4

    Happy anniversary who's survive covid-19 and rest of pandemic's lifestyle.
    And please, never forget those who's lost. Bless on and continue on glory days!!
    Also, let's be done with stupid people and ofcourse Kevin, watch out on them!!
    Love you all !!

  • @lunahex
    @lunahex 2 года назад

    The kevin that pasted away sounded like a himbo delight

  • @lovelywolv
    @lovelywolv 3 года назад +4

    6:34 - 6:50 to skip short p** story about kevin. Lucky it doesn't describe him drinking it but I wish someone would put a timestamp to skip

  • @Nekulturny
    @Nekulturny 3 года назад +1

    Of course merely having books around you makes you smarter... in Minecraft.

  • @Riehentar
    @Riehentar 3 года назад +3

    Kevins should be banned from the internet. It's for their safety, literally

  • @Wood0206
    @Wood0206 3 года назад +2

    I love watching these every morning

  • @lukedarras6708
    @lukedarras6708 3 года назад +45

    Fun fact at the time I’m writing this not one person has seen the entire video

    • @ruxaroh-2788
      @ruxaroh-2788 3 года назад +7

      I mean r/slash had probably seen the entire video

    • @thegoldennugs852
      @thegoldennugs852 3 года назад

      Uh your comment is 17 minutes old and there are 19 minute old comments

    • @randomizer6553
      @randomizer6553 3 года назад

      I did

    • @bjrnarvikene2460
      @bjrnarvikene2460 3 года назад +2

      @@thegoldennugs852 so waht your saying is that peaple can watch the whole video in 2 minuts dumb dumb they said the whole veideo the whole 15 minutes

    • @chriscarpenter3370
      @chriscarpenter3370 3 года назад

      prove it

  • @PinKSmOke420
    @PinKSmOke420 3 года назад

    I freaking love stories about Kevin 😂please do more of these

  • @Meepmope
    @Meepmope 3 года назад +8

    What is this thumbnail

    • @zekromtrainer1222
      @zekromtrainer1222 3 года назад

      A male Giraffe checking female Giraffe if they're ready to mate I am not joking Giraffes check that by drinking their piss

  • @mustbetheSUN
    @mustbetheSUN 3 года назад +2

    I was on the opposite end of the first story - the guy labelling samples at the medical center was a Kevin. I told him I couldn't provide a urine sample that day because I was on my period. First he told me to do it anyways, and when I told him they wouldn't be able to use that, he asked why I couldn't just stop it for a while. He did not believe me when I told him we can't just turn it off.
    Cue me, having to announce all this at the desk. A nurse told me to just bring the urine another day and took Kevin apart. I cannot imagine how frustrating that convo must have been.

  • @primrosevale1995
    @primrosevale1995 3 года назад +3

    Anyone else kinda suspicious bout the second story? “He was a fully functioning biped with no known mental illnesses” doesn’t sit right with me, it almost sound derogatory. I’m not trying to excuse his behaviors, but it definitely seems like he may have been neurodivergent, or suffered from an undiagnosed anxiety disorder.

  • @georgezp7787
    @georgezp7787 3 года назад +2

    Reading about people like this scares me a lot. Fear for their safety of course. No joke. I had some friends who made me hyperventilate everytime I thought about what would happen to them.

  • @mr.yeeterman3779
    @mr.yeeterman3779 3 года назад +3

    isn't a woman version of a kevin a karen??

    • @lightlati7496
      @lightlati7496 3 года назад

      Kevin's are normally just dumb.
      Karen's are malicious and dumb.

  • @missdelaney7340
    @missdelaney7340 3 года назад +1

    Feels like my birthday! Love Kevin stories!

  • @tocrispyay
    @tocrispyay 3 года назад +3

    Hippy hoppy I’m so early this comment section is now my property

  • @shiloh2046
    @shiloh2046 3 года назад

    I just had a spoonful of oatmeal in my mouth when rslash started mocking/imitating the Kevina who got dehydrated lmao.
    I about choked and died laughing while struggling to chew and swallow.

  • @DillonHalstead
    @DillonHalstead 3 года назад +4

    Whenever ur reading this i hope u have a good day

  • @sealand000
    @sealand000 2 месяца назад

    Poor Kevin; his heart was in the right place, but his mind was not.

  • @KitKat-te8el
    @KitKat-te8el 3 года назад

    11:32 made me laugh way harder than it should’ve! Love you rSlash

  • @just_monika1584
    @just_monika1584 3 года назад

    This is literally the funniest Kevin I have ever read/listen to