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  • @invalide
    @invalide 7 лет назад +3072

    Why are you looking at the comments? There's no fucking mars bar down here

    • @ThatKidinAfrica
      @ThatKidinAfrica 7 лет назад +108

      MrBlueSky 🍫🍫🍫 You sure 'bout that?

    • @cooldude2251
      @cooldude2251 6 лет назад +5

      What the fuck are you looking for a pot of gold?

    • @rockingtheblade
      @rockingtheblade 6 лет назад +13

      Invalide_Account 😂

    • @ethancurtis7803
      @ethancurtis7803 4 месяца назад +19

      Actually, there IS a Mars bar down here! Sweet! 🍫

    • @MrJamaigar
      @MrJamaigar 3 месяца назад +7

      Fletcher: "These comments aren't worth my fucking Tempo!!!" 🤬🤬

  • @XiyuYang
    @XiyuYang 7 лет назад +16016

    The frame rate of this video is deliberately sabotaging Fletcher's band.

  • @Sour_Soap
    @Sour_Soap Год назад +1414

    “Get the Fuck out of my sight before I demolish you” is now my new favorite phrase for when I’m upset and want to be left alone

    • @daminguez
      @daminguez Год назад +6

      me too! :D

    • @nicolagiuseppe
      @nicolagiuseppe 8 месяцев назад +10

      LOUDER!!!!!

    • @MICRO8955
      @MICRO8955 6 месяцев назад +2

      I wanna you that line

    • @randomcomment262
      @randomcomment262 6 месяцев назад

      @@nicolagiuseppelouder !

    • @bigbionk
      @bigbionk 5 месяцев назад +5

      I work in a pharmacy and I wanna say this so bad

  • @GammaHunter
    @GammaHunter 2 года назад +3802

    I like how the internet accepts that all of J.K Simmons’ characters are all J. Jonah Jameson

    • @lol_work
      @lol_work 2 года назад +101

      Their names are so similar I often use them interchangeably without noticing

    • @orpheus9098
      @orpheus9098 2 года назад +7

      @@lol_work Damn you too?

    • @Chorse4941
      @Chorse4941 2 года назад +6

      @The sopranos Fan what about Nolan?

    • @yungdeadbeat
      @yungdeadbeat 2 года назад +3

      same thing with tobey and andrew and tom they all be spiderman in any movie lol

    • @fredererpower
      @fredererpower 2 года назад +20

      @@yungdeadbeat Tobey very clearly isn’t Spider-Man in Brothers.

  • @32RH
    @32RH 6 лет назад +14259

    The lengths this guy will go to get pictures of Spider-Man

  • @Phunkophil
    @Phunkophil 5 лет назад +21345

    "I apologize to the musicians."
    That's probably the single most hurtful line in this whole movie.

    • @cyndacat76
      @cyndacat76 5 лет назад +110

      Why so?

    • @lod340
      @lod340 5 лет назад +1942

      He is insulting the drumers telling them that they are not musicians, sorry for bad english

    • @tennesseetennesseeaintnopl3585
      @tennesseetennesseeaintnopl3585 5 лет назад +620

      The 2 worst words in the english language are "Good job"
      A quote to live by in total's society

    • @mlg_kaju2321
      @mlg_kaju2321 5 лет назад +183

      @@lod340 sori for me bed england

    • @eyitsdan8350
      @eyitsdan8350 4 года назад +132

      Kom'rk Ordo pretty sure he meant it insulting the drummers because they couldn’t play the part therefore they are not musicians not because drummers aren’t musicians in general

  • @liamreid5407
    @liamreid5407 Год назад +1025

    The fact that I’m intimidated by Fletcher even though he’s only on a screen and not in the same room as me tells you exactly why JK Simmons deserved that Oscar.

    • @leeroyshuman
      @leeroyshuman Год назад

      You must be a coward

    • @classysansy
      @classysansy Год назад +18

      I mean understandable, people like him can and do exist in real life. My Uncle was actually extremely similar to him and was very, very intimidating himself.

    • @heneral-gn4vr
      @heneral-gn4vr Год назад +13

      The best supporting actor with unsupportive role😂

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 17 дней назад +1

      Definitely one of the best actors we have around currently.

  • @somuchsalt2810
    @somuchsalt2810 3 года назад +3014

    1:02 I love how the way this is edited makes it look like he just went from berating one student to another in an instant for no reason

  • @andy119898
    @andy119898 7 лет назад +8817

    Not Quite my FPS.

  • @blackopsquay
    @blackopsquay 4 года назад +6193

    I’ve had army drill sergeants nicer than Fletcher.

    • @magnusthered4973
      @magnusthered4973 2 года назад +151

      I’m guessing marines are worse than army compare the two to fletcher

    • @christianvelez2788
      @christianvelez2788 2 года назад +39

      Just push man get down and push

    • @dallencollins875
      @dallencollins875 2 года назад +29

      Theres always the chill ones

    • @dallencollins875
      @dallencollins875 2 года назад +24

      @Tyeumm he just wanted a decent drummer, they werent forced to be there

    • @jlmurrel
      @jlmurrel 2 года назад +91

      @@magnusthered4973 - USMC, 74-76 Fletcher is much worse and more sociopathic than any DI I had at MCRD, San Diego.

  • @satashaahnberg7831
    @satashaahnberg7831 2 года назад +856

    "Neiman, you're done."
    "I got pictures of Spiderman."
    "No fucking way."
    "Yeah I mean it's here, look at it."
    "You earned the part."
    "Can you pay me in advance?"
    "Nope. Not quite my tempo."

    • @timmyd151
      @timmyd151 2 года назад +13

      😆...🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾..😐..are you serious??

    • @ndhickson3599
      @ndhickson3599 Год назад +10

      “Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!”

    • @Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking
      @Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking 10 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@timmyd151 I can hear this comment 🤣

    • @mywifeisabugatti.2513
      @mywifeisabugatti.2513 Месяц назад

      "The add say three thousand."

    • @hypeinsaan
      @hypeinsaan Месяц назад +1

      @@mywifeisabugatti.2513I missed the part where that’s my problem

  • @MaeseSantiago
    @MaeseSantiago 2 года назад +609

    I love how Whiplash was originally a Drama but with each passing year it becomes more and more a dark comedy thanks o FLetcher hilarious lines

    • @davidturner6280
      @davidturner6280 2 года назад +58

      I went to the theatre and laugh so hard at Fletcher lines, sadly no-one else did so I looked like a psycho.

    • @mandolfc9549
      @mandolfc9549 10 месяцев назад +24

      Thank god I found a comment I can relate too finally lol. Holy fuck it’s so unintentionally funny whenever JK speaks. It’s just so ruthless and straight forward but the delivery is so good but no one does anything about really when he is just screaming lol

    • @yourheroes5874
      @yourheroes5874 9 месяцев назад

      @@davidturner6280not really since I was in band back in HS. Our band director acted like Fletcher but 10x worse. How Fletcher’s studio band acted when during preforming and when Fletcher loses it. It builds a nasty toxic environment in the band where people want to see each other’s downfall and most of the students adopt that toxic behavior even to this day. Unlike Fletcher who did get fired from the conservatory for being abusive. My band director never got punished even if all the students died from exhaustion. He abused us mentally, emotionally, physically, and even sexually. All were reported but never gone further because the school district were afraid of him. He retired in 2019 and was replaced by my former drum major from my freshman year. Luckily he doesn’t believe in abusing the students and has a belief that a students should enjoy and to not be afraid.
      As a result, my HS band has improved drastically. They won 1st place in several festivals and in marching band, they won in extremely competitive parades too!

    • @WatercraftGames
      @WatercraftGames 2 месяца назад +3

      Simmons is so great

  • @freemanskush7910
    @freemanskush7910 7 лет назад +16275

    Just imagine having him as your calculus teacher...

    • @kh22912
      @kh22912 6 лет назад +605

      freeman's kush Oh my god no, I can't

    • @moongirl434
      @moongirl434 6 лет назад +177

      freeman's kush the hell is real xD

    • @diversekino
      @diversekino 6 лет назад +1252

      I GAVE YOU THE STUDY GUIDE! WHERE THE FUCK IS IT!!

    • @avalasialove
      @avalasialove 6 лет назад +139

      Imagine if he taught choir of drama

    • @1awlfc1
      @1awlfc1 6 лет назад +1124

      ‘Were you adding or were you subtracting?... ANSWER!!!’

  • @ViciousFriendlyFish
    @ViciousFriendlyFish 6 лет назад +11643

    J.K. Simmons performance is fucking incredible. He has the most outlandish dialogue yet makes it all seem so convincing.

    • @kabuto1859
      @kabuto1859 4 года назад +301

      Plus his character is so rude and insulting it's hilarious at times

    • @Fbitypeshit
      @Fbitypeshit 4 года назад +10

      @@gelsen888 like what do you say to them exacly?

    • @Fbitypeshit
      @Fbitypeshit 4 года назад +10

      Gloriana and you do that everytime there’s little things disappointing you? Lashing out at your friends and family?

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 3 года назад +8

      I believe he filmed all l his scenes in less than a week also

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 3 года назад +10

      @Chad Mower haha that would be great.
      I cant remember where I read it but I do remember reading he did this part very quickly because he had scheduling conflicts

  • @sabahbubbler
    @sabahbubbler 3 года назад +4403

    Damn Omni-man, you conquering the students now?

    • @johndanes2294
      @johndanes2294 3 года назад +186

      This is Omni-Man if he was tasked with making a new Guardians of the Globe team

    • @jerrelllawrence4787
      @jerrelllawrence4787 3 года назад +86

      @@johndanes2294 Goddamn I wanna see that. Imagine Rex Splode getting his shit pushed in because he wasn't giving enough of a shit to make the team better.

    • @maxm4804
      @maxm4804 3 года назад +19

      Lmfao this fucking comment XD. Same reason I'm here

    • @victorwallsiii1674
      @victorwallsiii1674 2 года назад +8

      Literally came here to get some whiplash quotes to comment under Omni man videos

    • @HamatamnaHamatamna
      @HamatamnaHamatamna 2 года назад +6

      WAAAAAAAAAAAAIT U TELLING ME OMNIMAN IS CAVE JOHNSON?? NOOOOOOO extra love to omniman

  • @isaacthegoblinmonster9985
    @isaacthegoblinmonster9985 Год назад +219

    5:27 one of the most moving lines in the movie

  • @DoobOficial
    @DoobOficial 7 лет назад +5460

    ''I apologize to the musicians''
    poor drummers man

    • @hamishgiec2062
      @hamishgiec2062 6 лет назад +109

      Try playing in a band with a conductor as angry as Simmons but with no idea how to hold a tempo.

    • @Phike9391
      @Phike9391 5 лет назад +14

      Yeah we deff get screwed cuz we "know how to bang".. N yeah he would get a stick across the face if he smacks mine while I'm playing...

    • @AV57
      @AV57 5 лет назад +89

      Wind players can hide being slightly off tempo-drummers cannot, so their standard is much higher.

    • @brianpalmer6515
      @brianpalmer6515 4 года назад +36

      Mr. gay pride of the upper west side

    • @zeusnation4eva502
      @zeusnation4eva502 3 года назад +9

      Imagine if this was a program in prison to help reform prisoners and the worst guys would be forced to play the drums

  • @PT4918
    @PT4918 6 лет назад +5541

    "Here comes the gay pride of the upper West side" cracks me up every time lol.

  • @AndrewCARNBORN
    @AndrewCARNBORN 3 года назад +338

    "Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you" is my favorite line in the movie

  • @michaeltracy9932
    @michaeltracy9932 Год назад +178

    It's not a Fletcher line, but I love miles going toe to toe with Fletcher and screaming "shut the fuck up Johnny Utah, turn my pages bitch!" this movie is literally a goldmine of insults

  • @camelcase9225
    @camelcase9225 7 лет назад +2123

    "Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you." Lmao, every single time that cracks me up.

    • @Seabee156
      @Seabee156 7 лет назад +119

      camelCase I CAN STILL FUCKING SEE YOU, MINI ME! 😂😂

    • @keenanbartlome8153
      @keenanbartlome8153 7 лет назад +5

      it makes me giggle like ron swanson when government programs are getting cut.

    • @petroszazikis1931
      @petroszazikis1931 7 лет назад +6

      camelCase I don't get this scene, why is he getting so angry by seeing this guy? And what's a Mini me? 😂🤔

    • @toron2010
      @toron2010 7 лет назад +11

      He's just angry cos the guy is interrupting his flow while he is trying to conduct and a mini me is just someone little. It's probably a reference to Austin Powers

    • @petroszazikis1931
      @petroszazikis1931 7 лет назад

      Reid Walker Thanks for explanation 😎👍🏽

  • @RambunctiousVA
    @RambunctiousVA 7 лет назад +8690

    I love how he just goes 0-100 instantly

    • @Antraeon
      @Antraeon 5 лет назад +181

      Don't you mean 400?

    • @zirak93-2
      @zirak93-2 4 года назад +69

      you mean over 9000?

    • @danielperktas
      @danielperktas 4 года назад +53

      My fav parts are
      “Or are you gonna be ON MY FUCKIN TIME?”
      “Try me you Fucking weasel”
      “John -or whatever- Utah turn my pages bitch”
      And the fruit fuck section

    • @mansamusa8410
      @mansamusa8410 3 года назад +5

      Reminds me of my mom

    • @jdrums95
      @jdrums95 3 года назад

      hey

  • @joshbrown2080
    @joshbrown2080 3 года назад +435

    It’s really something when he gives into the darkness at the end, it’s so triumphant but so heartbreaking at the same time

    • @hammill444
      @hammill444 2 года назад +62

      Well, truly, they both used each other to get what they both wanted. It wasn’t a film about music; it was at its core about manipulation and power.

    • @vacantile
      @vacantile 2 года назад +38

      The dad staring in disbelief is so sad

  • @W0LFB3AT5
    @W0LFB3AT5 3 года назад +580

    Omni-Man back on planet Viltrum teaching other Viltrumites how to play instruments before visiting earth...

    • @johndanes2294
      @johndanes2294 3 года назад +30

      "Are you rushing or dragging Lucan!?"

    • @jomaejoestar4001
      @jomaejoestar4001 2 года назад +3

      Omni man isn't even close to Fletcher in his evilness

    • @shmodayoda7836
      @shmodayoda7836 2 года назад +2

      @@jomaejoestar4001 if Fletcher had Omni Man's powers I don't want to know what would happen

    • @aylix2137
      @aylix2137 2 года назад +5

      @@shmodayoda7836 Omni man is a supremacist, but can you imagine a perfectionist with those powers??? I shudder.

    • @diodarknextreme
      @diodarknextreme 2 года назад +1

      I think he's visiting the right Urath,the planet Allen mentioned before

  • @bananaacademy9463
    @bananaacademy9463 7 лет назад +2504

    "By the time you're done a Schaffer you're gonna make daddy look like a fuckin success story"
    That's cold fuckin blooded.

    • @hidayuh4579
      @hidayuh4579 7 лет назад +6

      Tana Pana i dont get it

    • @DanielCharry1025
      @DanielCharry1025 7 лет назад +51

      Hidayat Hussain Fletcher is offending Nieman, and his father.

    • @Stoneman180190
      @Stoneman180190 7 лет назад +121

      Hidayat Hussain his dad was a failed writer, now is a high school teacher.

    • @kingweeb3365
      @kingweeb3365 3 года назад +2

      @@Stoneman180190 thats Fletcher story ?(._.)

    • @Rizal96able
      @Rizal96able 3 года назад +78

      @@kingweeb3365 Andrew Niemann's father is a failed writer who became a high school teacher (Not the most respected of the professions in America and it kinda shows doesn't it?) Basically, since his (Niemann's) father is a failure, Fletcher says when Niemann fails in music study at Schaffer, it will even make his (Still Niemann's) dad's failure look like a success compared to his failure.

  • @BarCY-YT
    @BarCY-YT 3 года назад +5214

    I love how he says "I will stop being polite" as if he's been that way throughout the whole movie.

    • @eec589
      @eec589 2 года назад +148

      I think that was his way of saying if you thought he was an angry SOB, you haven’t seen him when he gets really pissed.

    • @jager9022
      @jager9022 2 года назад +80

      Yeah.. that’s the joke…?

    • @ethancha9361
      @ethancha9361 2 года назад +18

      This is him on a good day lol

    • @maogu1999
      @maogu1999 2 года назад +4

      Yes.

    • @intermilan9731
      @intermilan9731 2 года назад +14

      Wish is to be as shredded as he is at that age

  • @cold_commander5155
    @cold_commander5155 3 года назад +135

    if we got J.K Simons, Gorgon Ramsay, and the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket, that would be the most brutal, funny movie ever.

    • @joec7217
      @joec7217 3 года назад

      Too bad R. Lee Ermey is dead

    • @cold_commander5155
      @cold_commander5155 3 года назад +2

      @@joec7217 ik :(((((

    • @myamdane6895
      @myamdane6895 3 месяца назад +1

      Just when you thought Gordon was scary enough he can turn you into stone now

    • @Shah-of-the-Shinebox
      @Shah-of-the-Shinebox 4 дня назад

      Throw in Al Bundy for comic relief

  • @davidmckelvey2601
    @davidmckelvey2601 2 года назад +154

    The way Simmons somehow seamlessly transitions to his normal voice to the way he says "cosmopolitans and baked alaska" deserves a nobel prize.

  • @johnpaulgonzalez9016
    @johnpaulgonzalez9016 5 лет назад +3474

    On take: "i apologize to the musicians"
    After take: "i apologize to the actors"

    • @acrsclspdrcls1365
      @acrsclspdrcls1365 4 года назад +281

      Actually true, he would apologize and try to lighten up the mood between takes.

    • @nicolasdiez7688
      @nicolasdiez7688 4 года назад +89

      @@acrsclspdrcls1365 after all he acts like a man who disrespects everyone

    • @joshuagerthoffer2321
      @joshuagerthoffer2321 2 года назад +39

      Shows how awesome Simmons is as a person.

    • @Glopdemon
      @Glopdemon 2 года назад +35

      By all accounts I’ve ever heard, Simmons is an incredibly nice guy who just has a real talent for playing complete bastards

  • @minjaeroh7925
    @minjaeroh7925 7 лет назад +4196

    "Were you rushing or were you dragging? ANSWER!
    "I'm upset"

  • @sebastianmolina5606
    @sebastianmolina5606 3 года назад +57

    1:02 the way he runs is scary as hell

  • @richcash550
    @richcash550 3 года назад +81

    0:57 It looks like Fletcher immediately goes from yelling at that one kid to yelling at Neiman

  • @hansoloberger5735
    @hansoloberger5735 6 лет назад +3874

    We got the Gordon Ramsay of music, ladies and gentlemen

    • @bichonnation9494
      @bichonnation9494 5 лет назад +199

      Han Solo Berger expect this dude would make Gordon Ramsey cry,

    • @shan4289
      @shan4289 5 лет назад +20

      @@bichonnation9494 What about simon cowell?

    • @bichonnation9494
      @bichonnation9494 5 лет назад +97

      Itz Smol bean Simon cowell would cry if he met Ramsey. If he met fletcher, he would kill himself the second he got home.

    • @thespiritofjonathanjoestar6805
      @thespiritofjonathanjoestar6805 5 лет назад +44

      Dude you really don't know GR if you think all he does is scream and shout

    • @eec589
      @eec589 5 лет назад +9

      What about R. Lee Ermey?

  • @def6078
    @def6078 3 года назад +211

    Why do you suppose I threw that chair at your head?
    THINK, Nieman!

    • @matthewpaul6904
      @matthewpaul6904 2 года назад +7

      Because you're trying to win an Oscar, sir?

    • @AS.Se7en
      @AS.Se7en 2 года назад

      sure you do

  • @dannypitcherenterprises2414
    @dannypitcherenterprises2414 2 года назад +55

    “I apologise to the musicians”
    Hands down the most savage thing he said in the entire film.

  • @NewAgeComix
    @NewAgeComix 6 лет назад +5336

    I always love "I apologize to the musicians" its cold, cutting and hauntingly calm. It seems to be something any music teacher / conductor might slip when frustrated

    • @CHlEFFIN
      @CHlEFFIN 5 лет назад +34

      GasMaskedGaming Levon Helm, Richard Manuel, Don Henley, Roger Taylor... must I continue, little one?

    • @johncoyle8551
      @johncoyle8551 5 лет назад +28

      @@snowblind9551 How are drummers not?

    • @e.t.6589
      @e.t.6589 5 лет назад +23

      @@snowblind9551 jUsT lOoK iT uP oN gOoGlE dUdE

    • @snowblind9551
      @snowblind9551 5 лет назад +3

      @@e.t.6589 Epic.

    • @ChristianDiaz-dy9yh
      @ChristianDiaz-dy9yh 4 года назад +24

      @@snowblind9551 i understand what you mean. But fletcher is 100% saying it to hurt them

  • @Fourthircondirst
    @Fourthircondirst 7 лет назад +3153

    59 59 60 59 60 59 60 60

    • @alexnunez8336
      @alexnunez8336 7 лет назад +51

      automatic best comment.

    • @InsaneDrumer18
      @InsaneDrumer18 7 лет назад +15

      I'm sorry, I didn't get this. captain please

    • @bloocrest3577
      @bloocrest3577 7 лет назад +72

      Phillip L. 59 beats per minute and 60 beats per minute. It's extremely hard to find the difference and the joke is that fletcher wants it at the same bpm at all times.

    • @Scram_
      @Scram_ 7 лет назад +96

      BlooCrest No look at the top left corner.

    • @nicolasriveros943
      @nicolasriveros943 7 лет назад +259

      Not quite my fps

  • @jakec5048
    @jakec5048 2 года назад +64

    My god, J.K. Simmons is one of the best actors I've ever seen. He can be so intense and intimidating, yet so vulnerable and emotional. That guy is a legend, and he is a perfect fit for Fletcher.

    • @grandre3464
      @grandre3464 10 месяцев назад +2

      After watching whiplash I saw a farmers’ insurance ad and it was absolutely fucking mind-blowing to imagine that they’re both the same person.

    • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
      @themonsterunderyourbed9408 2 месяца назад

      All bark and no bite.

  • @ethanledina8176
    @ethanledina8176 2 года назад +136

    Can we talk about how insane it is that Fletcher as a college professor can just walk into another class unannounced and walk all over the other proffessor without a single word?

  • @victorcoyenn
    @victorcoyenn 5 лет назад +1706

    *- Start counting.*
    *- 60, 59, 60, 59, 60, 59...*

    • @joec7217
      @joec7217 4 года назад +127

      IN 4 DAMNIT

    • @NickTovA
      @NickTovA 4 года назад +76

      LOOK AT ME

    • @jagoclover
      @jagoclover 3 года назад +31

      @@NickTovA 60,59,60,59,60,59,60,59

    • @liamlakevold2234
      @liamlakevold2234 3 года назад +38

      @@jagoclover Was you rushing or were you dragging?

    • @jagoclover
      @jagoclover 3 года назад +27

      @@liamlakevold2234(voice crack) RuShiNg

  • @deathbastardable
    @deathbastardable 7 лет назад +5700

    "ARE YOU RUSHING OR ARE YOU DRAGGING? ANSWER!"
    "I'M UPSET!"
    Hilarious how it skipped a few lines.

  • @versthappening603
    @versthappening603 6 месяцев назад +23

    how this man’s blood pressure never got too high or his throat never got shredded from all the yelling will always amaze me

    • @milchesarreal6964
      @milchesarreal6964 15 дней назад +2

      That's what years of asking for photos of Spider-Man and taking over Earth for the Viltrumite Empire can do
      Least it's not bottled up y'know? 🤣

  • @elijahdoesstuff4600
    @elijahdoesstuff4600 5 месяцев назад +5

    What a perfect villain. Equal parts comical and terrifying.

  • @yangango9900
    @yangango9900 5 лет назад +1191

    2:08
    *_”SAY IT LOUDER!”_*
    *_”A-“_*

    • @Kevin-eq1sj
      @Kevin-eq1sj 4 года назад +42

      One more thing Eugene gimme that.

    • @alexandergiandettore
      @alexandergiandettore 3 года назад +2

      Underrated comment

    • @JacobLewis2006
      @JacobLewis2006 3 года назад +12

      If I ever find one of these lying around again I swear to flipping God I will quit being so polite get the flipping heck out of my sight before I demolish you I can still flipping see you Mini Me

    • @spongeebobby9248
      @spongeebobby9248 3 года назад +1

      I'M GAY

    • @Firespectrum122
      @Firespectrum122 3 года назад +19

      "SAY IT LOUDER!"
      "N-"

  • @LordSummerIsle73
    @LordSummerIsle73 3 года назад +2694

    "I apologise to the musicians" *fletcher just destroyed the universe*

    • @Ultrasecond77
      @Ultrasecond77 Год назад +12

      Thanos doesnt have shit on Fletcher.

    • @BenjaminSteber
      @BenjaminSteber Год назад +3

      Well...To be fair...Andrew is a drummer.

    • @namelesscreature8843
      @namelesscreature8843 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@Ultrasecond77Fletcher be like:
      *"This universe isn’t yours to conquer"*

  • @SoundsNewSoundsGood
    @SoundsNewSoundsGood 3 года назад +12

    "You don't seem to understand. This tune is not yours to conquer."

  • @yamahasuperbike2202
    @yamahasuperbike2202 2 года назад +37

    I had a band teacher in 1976 that was almost as bad. We were terrified of him. It's amazing to me that 40 plus years later he was the one teacher that I remember vividly because I was so afraid of him. I remember when one of our tuba players had a comic book in his music stand in front of his sheet music and somehow the band director (Mr. Yokel) busted him. He threw his music stand across the band hall and almost hit the poor kid. It was fckn unbelievable.

    • @TheFanBoy1233
      @TheFanBoy1233 6 месяцев назад +1

      Sounds like a normal band class (I’m currently in band)!

  • @AnteikuCafe
    @AnteikuCafe 5 лет назад +1774

    And I thought he was angry towards Spider-Man

    • @Pulse4664
      @Pulse4664 5 лет назад +27

      AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH.....ah ehehhe heheh....whew

    • @Fuziontony123
      @Fuziontony123 4 года назад +22

      Pulse4664 Are you serious?

    • @AnkothOfficial
      @AnkothOfficial 3 года назад +9

      What made this comment more hilarious, was the profile picture
      I literally read it in Chris Griffin's voice in my head.

    • @osmanyousif7849
      @osmanyousif7849 2 года назад +4

      Now he's mad at Mr Fantastic.

  • @tapiture3720
    @tapiture3720 4 года назад +1638

    3:58 the way he says “baked Alaska” deserves an Oscar

    • @rylade475
      @rylade475 3 года назад +69

      He did win that Oscar so

    • @ka-boom2083
      @ka-boom2083 2 года назад +16

      Wtf does baked Alaska mean

    • @leviticus6896
      @leviticus6896 2 года назад +14

      @@ka-boom2083 perhaps, and this is just a theory, Alaska is somehow getting "baked", either via oven or more, "mind altering" methods...

    • @ka-boom2083
      @ka-boom2083 2 года назад +25

      @@leviticus6896 oh, it’s a cake

    • @zackl7467
      @zackl7467 2 года назад +6

      @@ka-boom2083 its a dessert

  • @JM-fc9gm
    @JM-fc9gm 2 года назад +62

    One of the best performances of all time honestly

  • @loghanditheimperialdiehard8876
    @loghanditheimperialdiehard8876 2 года назад +46

    Fletcher always reminded me of a more intense version of my Dad growing up. We always had a very close relationship, but verbally he could be fucking brutal sometimes. His love was often conditional and demanding that you do something to please him before receiving it. I think it’s why I relate with me movie so much 😂

    • @williamfoy599
      @williamfoy599 2 года назад +1

      I hope you are living a successful life.

    • @classysansy
      @classysansy Год назад +7

      Fletcher actually very much reminds me of my absolutely awful, despicable, narcissistic, manipulative, gaslighting, mentally, verbally, and emotionally abusive Uncle that my equally as manipulative, abusive, narcissistic Mom forced me to live with for two Summers during my childhood.

    • @Sykroid
      @Sykroid 17 дней назад +1

      1:01 funnily enough, that's actually how my dad used to approach me when i made him angry and I was about to be beat. BUT he changed as he got older and we have a better relationship now. I've even hugged him a couple of times

    • @loghanditheimperialdiehard8876
      @loghanditheimperialdiehard8876 16 дней назад

      @Sykroid That’s awesome dude. Strong of both of you to make an effort.

  • @nightrider3067
    @nightrider3067 7 лет назад +8264

    Deserved that Oscar for sure

  • @GojiKaijufan-yf8hy
    @GojiKaijufan-yf8hy 3 года назад +1647

    J.K Simmons: how much can I curse young people
    Director: Yes

  • @rajughosh1980
    @rajughosh1980 2 года назад +44

    The way he said "Not my fucking tempo" is enough to prove his brilliance 💖

  • @TylerMcNamer
    @TylerMcNamer 2 года назад +22

    Simmons is a terrifyingly good actor! I can't imagine what it's like to be with him on set. He holds no punches with anyone.

  • @theaethor
    @theaethor 6 лет назад +1581

    “Can still see you mini me!”

  • @andreim.g.9299
    @andreim.g.9299 3 года назад +266

    2:17
    "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I DEMOLISH YOU" is a line I'll be using forever

  • @baseddugalle1838
    @baseddugalle1838 3 года назад +23

    Think Neiman! Think!

    • @warmpereer65
      @warmpereer65 3 года назад +4

      How can you become the best drummer if you are not in my tempo?!

  • @WeightliftingWigger
    @WeightliftingWigger 2 года назад +18

    J.K. Simmons owned this role. I can't imagine anyone else playing this character that's how good he was.

  • @Jose-se9pu
    @Jose-se9pu 6 лет назад +1308

    JK Simmons is a beast.
    We comic book fans are really lucky we had him as Jonah Jameson, and now as Jim Gordon.

    • @tfred23
      @tfred23 4 года назад +6

      Yeah but this character is nothing like Jonah Jameson

    • @JacobLewis2006
      @JacobLewis2006 3 года назад +1

      @@tfred23 🍖

    • @mrmackellar3337
      @mrmackellar3337 3 года назад +51

      And now as Omni Man

    • @generaljesus4301
      @generaljesus4301 3 года назад +1

      Mothafuggin Omni Maaaaaan

    • @JDawg654
      @JDawg654 Год назад

      Ohhhh… who’s gonna tell him? 😬

  • @howeijian4277
    @howeijian4277 7 лет назад +538

    Jk simmons is so fucking legendary

    • @bungalowmo
      @bungalowmo 6 лет назад

      OMG...he was great in "OZ"!!!

  • @leobalaban1187
    @leobalaban1187 3 года назад +66

    Knowin of this performance’s existence made Omni-Man even more threatening then he already is

    • @Jdmking-kp1mu
      @Jdmking-kp1mu 3 года назад +15

      I think Fletcher is more terrifying because he’s real. Some where out there is probably a guy that is actually this abusive.

    • @johndanes2294
      @johndanes2294 3 года назад +1

      I mean the ideology that Omni-man was fighting for is real.

    • @Ethan-dn1wc
      @Ethan-dn1wc 3 года назад +5

      @@Jdmking-kp1mu Damien Chazelle based Fletcher on an actual teacher he had.

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 2 года назад +2

      Remember: he could've destroyed Mark at any given moment with these rants.
      He just happens to choose violence instead of words.

  • @Seph2079
    @Seph2079 2 года назад +12

    As a piano instructor I completely feel every frustration he shows for tempo, right notes, and how you have to explain what they did wrong when they understand and are not thinking.

  • @jdfonz23
    @jdfonz23 7 лет назад +672

    "I'm not gonna have you cost us a competition because your minds on a fucking happy meal instead of on pitch" lmaoooo

  • @subpar.smoocher
    @subpar.smoocher 5 лет назад +928

    Imagine at 1:00 there isnt a cut he just decides to go at the drummer for no reason

    • @tiffy_loves
      @tiffy_loves 4 года назад +13

      💀

    • @squidbro6635
      @squidbro6635 3 года назад +28

      He could smell the fear and snobbish energy

    • @peejaynaz1590
      @peejaynaz1590 3 года назад +44

      That’s gotta be the scariest shit ever. You’ll never know where he’ll turn to and just unleash hell

    • @Orros
      @Orros 2 года назад +11

      Imagine he just whips his head around after smelling fear

    • @imo7744
      @imo7744 2 года назад +7

      One two three fou-

  • @unionyankee1163
    @unionyankee1163 3 года назад +32

    I’d like to see him do a scene where he’s a Drill Instructor, just like the opening scene in Full Metal Jacket but with new lines and improvisation. Same level of rage, just different insults.

  • @smoothbrained4channer976
    @smoothbrained4channer976 2 года назад +10

    Fletcher as a maths teacher: that's it, now we're gonna start to do some *real* subtraction.
    *pulls out AK*

  • @ellish4841
    @ellish4841 7 лет назад +2615

    "One of J.K Simmons legendary quotes to get likes"

    • @demedooley9235
      @demedooley9235 4 года назад +7

      Ellis H well it works

    • @Pilkie101
      @Pilkie101 4 года назад +24

      That was my favourite line in the movie

    • @Somethingaweful
      @Somethingaweful 3 года назад +1

      How they quote something from the movie!

    • @sushia100
      @sushia100 3 года назад

      An honest comment

  • @federicosperoni4937
    @federicosperoni4937 5 лет назад +429

    3:51
    "And here comes,
    Mister Gay Pride of the Upper West side himself"

    • @whomstami7365
      @whomstami7365 3 года назад +12

      Unfortunately this isn’t a Bette Midler concert

    • @can1as
      @can1as 3 года назад +10

      we will not be serving cosmopolitans a baked alaska

  • @krystofkabatek556
    @krystofkabatek556 3 года назад +63

    2:44 I cant stop laughing 😂😂

  • @tommy6733
    @tommy6733 3 года назад +9

    OMNI MAN BEEN SAVAGE

  • @chingasofarkaso
    @chingasofarkaso 7 лет назад +243

    I CAN STILL FUCKIN SEE YOU MINI-ME

  • @noahmugan354
    @noahmugan354 3 года назад +589

    5:53: My heart rate as soon as JK Simmons walks on screen

    • @nicks4802
      @nicks4802 2 года назад +16

      Not my tempo

    • @doge8825
      @doge8825 2 года назад +8

      @@nicks4802 *NOT MY FUCKING TEMPO*

    • @Geeksavant80x
      @Geeksavant80x Год назад

      @@doge8825 sorry guys, hate to put you through this

    • @Sheeeesk
      @Sheeeesk 3 месяца назад

      @@Geeksavant80x if you need to take a dump or get a coffee

  • @kreator4life
    @kreator4life 3 года назад +7

    "Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you"
    That is a straight up mood

  • @Hughjasswipe
    @Hughjasswipe 3 года назад +24

    He’s actually pretty intimidating here, in the Spider-Man series I just thought he was some old fragile old man 😂

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing 2 года назад

      I don't know if you've ever seen Simmons working out, but that man is RIPPED.

  • @LastPlayerOrigin
    @LastPlayerOrigin 7 лет назад +1408

    Is it Whiplash or "Marine Drill instructor teaches how to play drums?"

  • @danshiba1498
    @danshiba1498 5 лет назад +499

    2:44
    Best line in the entire movie by far!

  • @blacck0ut177
    @blacck0ut177 Год назад +6

    “Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you” is like my 2nd favourite quote in this movie

  • @ryleeevans6211
    @ryleeevans6211 3 года назад +8

    im here 6 years later to say..... THINK MARK! THINK!

  • @anthonybeavan5648
    @anthonybeavan5648 7 лет назад +496

    "It's crap. Crap - crap - mega crap....I'll give ya 100 bucks to play it again!"

  • @claudia2189
    @claudia2189 7 лет назад +611

    This man could have easily hosted his own satirical talk show and no one would have the balls to go after anything he'd say about them

    • @Unicysis
      @Unicysis 2 года назад

      I’d call him an aggressive, stiff-necked egghead with a mouth bigger than the Grand Canyon

  • @haaa5052
    @haaa5052 3 года назад +7

    this thing in top left corner is his heart rate

    • @I-speak-U-shut-it
      @I-speak-U-shut-it 3 года назад +1

      JK Simmons to his heart "NOT MY F*KN TEMP

    • @caterax4510
      @caterax4510 3 года назад

      I thought that's what it was at first.

  • @thesilentsociety3252
    @thesilentsociety3252 2 года назад +12

    Some of Fletcher’s one liners are Drill Sergeant levels of comedy gold 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jaykelly6091
    @jaykelly6091 7 лет назад +260

    *Batman tries to disappear in mid conversation* Jim: If I ever see you do that again, I swear to fucking god I will stop being so polite. *Barbara appears* Jim: Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you!!

    • @ianlow4947
      @ianlow4947 7 лет назад +10

      Barbara: But dad, I'm already am

    • @nicolasriveros943
      @nicolasriveros943 7 лет назад +52

      "AND FOR FUCK SAKE, BRING ME THE PICTURES OF SPIDER MAN!"

    • @jackzheng9685
      @jackzheng9685 7 лет назад +12

      "I can still see you mini-me!"

  • @merringuthrie2587
    @merringuthrie2587 6 лет назад +880

    I'd hate to be this guy's kid.

    • @krisscanlon4051
      @krisscanlon4051 4 года назад +65

      Unless this is the military or some part of the judicial system I would have paradiddled his face. Totally abusive and ridiculous...nothing is worth that... I don't like that type of discipline. Makes me want to be like them which isn't good

    • @DrakePlayz0305
      @DrakePlayz0305 3 года назад +11

      Kris Scanlon Ok....?

    • @I-speak-U-shut-it
      @I-speak-U-shut-it 3 года назад +1

      @@krisscanlon4051 WTF

    • @eoincleary9829
      @eoincleary9829 3 года назад +6

      Who would marry him

    • @etherious5957
      @etherious5957 3 года назад +1

      You guys are a bunch of wussies

  • @ems7623
    @ems7623 2 года назад +4

    That slapping scene is the best thing since rough sex was invented.

  • @worldofmemes2919
    @worldofmemes2919 8 месяцев назад +6

    "THEN WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU SAY SO!" the out of tune guy's face then:😭

  • @Rawk4Life
    @Rawk4Life 7 лет назад +624

    I seriously think Fletcher was a former Drill Seargant with the way his attitude was.

    • @themoniathansnest5404
      @themoniathansnest5404 5 лет назад +59

      He played mayor Lionheart in zootopia and Stanford Pines in gravity falls which is hilarious, I imagine every role he’s acted or voice acted as fletcher now

    • @dcb99filmz
      @dcb99filmz 5 лет назад +23

      @@themoniathansnest5404 I imagine all his roles as J Jonah Jameson

    • @themoniathansnest5404
      @themoniathansnest5404 5 лет назад +9

      dreamcastboy99filmz is back crap, crap, *DOUBLE CRAP*

    • @TommyMVSERVTI
      @TommyMVSERVTI 5 лет назад +36

      Honestly...I was in the army and my drill sergeants were a little bit nicer 😂

    • @hakushism
      @hakushism 4 года назад +2

      He's an actor. Lmao.

  • @kuromomutaro
    @kuromomutaro 7 лет назад +276

    3:49 And here comes Mr. Gaypride of the upper westside..😂😂😂

    • @Unknown-ol2uh
      @Unknown-ol2uh 6 лет назад +25

      kuromomutaro The way he says it is fucking hilarious

    • @kaspafischer
      @kaspafischer 6 лет назад +16

      When I first watched the movie, Fletcher scared the shit outta me. Watching it again, Fletcher makes me laugh hard with his over-the-top insults... hahahahahaha

  • @morihito2444
    @morihito2444 3 года назад +8

    Omni-Man when he lost his job as a superhero for drunk flying, this is his life now

  • @flankspeed
    @flankspeed 2 года назад +9

    "I can still see you, Mini-me!"
    I would absolutely be in that orchestra just out of sheer curiosity as to what he comes up with to destroy someone 😄

  • @rahul_sharma_
    @rahul_sharma_ 7 лет назад +369

    Adjusting the seat...that was hilarious lol

  • @NedSar85
    @NedSar85 4 года назад +491

    6:27 fav part: Fletcher’s approval

    • @feister2869
      @feister2869 2 года назад +58

      Such a sad ass ending

    • @erikkumitsubashi1048
      @erikkumitsubashi1048 2 года назад +13

      "Good job"

    • @freddy4603
      @freddy4603 2 года назад +21

      Funnily enough, in the end, Fletcher won. His tactics were proven to work.

    • @bocaj7766
      @bocaj7766 2 года назад +13

      Fletcher’s grin at the end and the cut off of his smile was perfect cinematography.

    • @theketaminekid1241
      @theketaminekid1241 2 года назад +3

      @@feister2869 You mean badass ending?

  • @iamtheman584
    @iamtheman584 3 года назад +11

    This reminds me of when I was a kid and my dad forced me to play violin. Still remember the times when I would sobbing while practicing and him yelling at me right next to me to count.

    • @regenosis
      @regenosis 2 года назад +2

      lol terrible

    • @iamtheman584
      @iamtheman584 2 года назад +1

      @@regenosis lol that's asian parents for ya. It just made me hate the violin. That's why I stopped playing it as an adult.

    • @regenosis
      @regenosis 2 года назад +3

      That's rough dude. I played the violin also (asian parents too). My mom felt I needed to learn an instrument and gave me a "choice" of violin and piano. I didn't get the Fletcher treatment like you but I hated playing it all the same and my mom wasn't exactly being encouraging or fostering any real interest.
      I stopped before senior high.
      Looking back, it's more about them experiencing a musical instrument through their kids and it's really a terrible mindset of asian parents.

  • @Smoke---
    @Smoke--- 2 года назад +6

    Holy shit I’m glad RUclips recommended scenes from this movie so often. I decided to finally watch it and it was a cinematic masterpiece. Freaking incredible movie

  • @aconitum_7889
    @aconitum_7889 4 года назад +351

    I swear I had a professor like him years ago lmao we were all so scared to go to classes with him

    • @kopikoblanca8907
      @kopikoblanca8907 2 года назад +6

      Just fight back lol, punch the shit out of him then we he reports you, just say you were on self defense. Easy

    • @Via_Satellite
      @Via_Satellite 2 года назад +6

      @@kopikoblanca8907 What if he didn't physically assault you but he still used harsh words ?

    • @micaholson1052
      @micaholson1052 2 года назад +12

      I'd just drop his class and go to an alternative. Or realistically, I wouldn't go to his class in the first place since I check the ratings on all my professors before I sign up to them.

    • @assi4237
      @assi4237 2 года назад +5

      I had experience with one of those as well. Once he imagined in his head that i cheated on a test where i got 100 points on and he forced me for half an hour to admit it??? You know Fletcher at least has a purpose you have to give him that.

  • @magurro3985
    @magurro3985 7 лет назад +859

    this movie got me into jazz

    • @wildanS
      @wildanS 7 лет назад +213

      this movie got me out of jazz

    • @dmbox26
      @dmbox26 7 лет назад +93

      this movie really jazzed me up

    • @wildanS
      @wildanS 7 лет назад +124

      this movie really jizzed my pants

    • @Samuel-ky2cq
      @Samuel-ky2cq 7 лет назад +79

      ya like jazz?

    • @zoooszooos5006
      @zoooszooos5006 7 лет назад +75

      ya like jizz?

  • @cyberpunkchloe9
    @cyberpunkchloe9 4 месяца назад +1

    I love everything about this movie!! the music, the acting, the plot, the dialouge, the directing etc, one of the best ive seen.

  • @ajforever101
    @ajforever101 3 года назад +11

    4:30 my favorite line from fletcher lol 😂

  • @twotailedavenger
    @twotailedavenger 6 лет назад +229

    I can see why Byron Howard wanted this guy for Zootopia. He really does have the voice of a pissed-off lion.